[Those who would like to obtain a lively picture of life in Russia
and on the Asiatic steppes should read Captain Burnaby’s “A Ride to
Khiva” (1875), which is one of the most sprightly works of travel
extant. We have elsewhere made a selection illustrative of the traveller’s
adventures in Asia, and present here some of his experiences in
Russia. We take him up at the railroad terminus at Sizeran, whence
he proposes to make his way by sleigh to Orenburg, via Samara.]
“You had better put on plenty of clothes,” was the
friendly caution I received from my companion as I entered
the dressing-room, “for the thermometer marks twenty
degrees below zero, Reaumur, and there is a wind.”
People in this country who have never experienced a
Russian winter have little idea of the difference even a
slight breeze makes when the mercury stands low in the
thermometer, for the wind then cuts through you, furs and
all, and penetrates to the very bones. Determined to be
on my guard against the frost, I dressed myself, as I
thought, as warmly as possible, and so as to be utterly
impervious to the elements.
First came three pairs of the thickest stockings, drawn
high up above the knee, and over them a pair of fur-lined
low shoes, which in their turn were inserted into leather
galoches, my limbs being finally deposited in a pair of
enormous cloth boots, the latter reaching up to the thigh.
Previously I had put on some extra thick drawers and
a pair of trousers, the astonishment of the foreman of
Messrs. Kino’s establishment, “Lord love you, sir,” being
his remark when I tried them on, “no cold could get
through them trousers, anyhow.”
I must confess that I rather chuckled as my legs assumed
herculean proportions, and I thought that I should have a
good laugh at the wind, no matter how cutting it might
be; but Æolus had the laugh on his side before the journey
was over. A heavy flannel undershirt, and shirt covered
by a thick wadded waistcoat and coat, encased my body,
which was further enveloped in a huge shuba, or fur
pelisse, reaching to the heels, while my head was protected
by a fur cap and vashlik, a sort of cloth head-piece of a
conical shape, made to cover the cap, and having two long
ends which tie round the throat.
Being thus accoutred in all my armor, I sallied forth to
join my companion, who, an enormous man naturally, now
seemed a very Colossus of Rhodes in his own winter attire.
“I think you will do,” said my friend, scanning me well
over; “but you will find your feet get very cold, for all
that. It takes a day or so to get used to this sleigh
travelling; and, though I am only going a little beyond
Samara, I shall be uncommonly glad when my journey is
over.”
He was buckling on his revolver; and as we were informed
that there were a great many wolves in the neighborhood,
I tried to do the same; but this was an impossibility;
the man who made the belt had never foreseen the
gigantic proportions my waist would assume when clad in
this Russian garb. I was obliged to give it up in despair,
and contented myself by strapping the weapon outside my
saddle-bags....
Three horses abreast, their coats white with pendent
icicles and hoar-frost, were harnessed to the sleigh; the
centre animal was in the shafts, and had his head fastened
to a huge wooden head-collar, bright with various colors.
From the summit of the head-collar was suspended a belt,
while the two outside horses were harnessed by cord-traces
to splinter-bars attached to the sides of the sleigh. The
object of all this is to make the animal in the middle trot
at a brisk pace, while his two companions gallop, their
necks arched round in a direction opposite to the horse in
the centre, this poor beast’s head being tightly reined up
to the head-collar.
A well-turned-out troika, with three really good horses,
which get over the ground at the rate of twelve miles an
hour, is a pretty sight to witness, particularly if the team
has been properly trained, and the outside animals never
attempt to break into a trot, while the one in the shafts
steps forward with high action; but the constrained position
in which the horses are kept must be highly uncomfortable
to them, and one not calculated to enable a driver
to get as much pace out of his animals as they could give
him if harnessed in another manner.
Off we went at a brisk pace, the bell dangling from our
horse’s head-collar and jingling merrily at every stride of
the team.
The sun rose high in the heavens; it was a bright and
glorious morning, in spite of the intense cold, and the
amount of oxygen we inhaled was enough to elevate the
spirits of the most dyspeptic of mankind. Presently, after
descending a slight declivity, our Jehu turned sharply to
the right; then came a scramble and succession of jolts and
jerks as we slid down a steep bank, and we found ourselves
on what appeared to be a broad high-road. Here the sight
of many masts and shipping, which, bound in by the icy
fetters of a relentless winter, would remain embedded in
the ice till the ensuing spring, showed me that we were
on the Volga.
It was an animated spectacle, this frozen highway,
thronged with peasants who strode beside their sledges
which were bringing cotton and other goods from Orenburg
to the railway. Now a smart troika would dash by us, its
driver shouting as he passed, when our Jehu, stimulating
his steeds by loud cries and frequent applications of the
whip, would vainly strive to overtake his brother coachman.
Old and young alike seemed octogenarians, their
short, thick beards and moustaches being white as hoar-frost
from the congealed breath.... An iron bridge was
being constructed a little farther down the Volga. Here
the railroad was to pass, and it was said that in two years’
time there would be railway communication, not only between
Samara and the capital, but even as far as Orenburg.
Presently the scenery became very picturesque as we raced
over the glistening surface, which flashed like a burnished
cuirass beneath the rays of the rising sun. Now we approach
a spot where seemingly the waters from some violent
blast or other had been in a state of foam and commotion,
when a stern frost transformed them into a solid mass.
Pillars and blocks of the shining and hardened element
were seen modelled into a thousand quaint and grotesque
patterns. Here a fountain, perfectly formed with Ionic
and Doric columns, was reflecting a thousand prismatic
hues from the diamond-like stalactites which had attached
themselves to its crest. There a huge obelisk, which, if of
stone, might have come from ancient Thebes, lay half
buried beneath a pile of fleecy snow. Farther on we came
to what might have been a Roman temple or vast hall in
the palace of a Cæsar, where many half-hidden pillars and
monuments erected their tapering summits above the piles
of the débris. The wind had done in that northern latitude
what has been performed by some violent preadamite
agency in the Berber desert. Take away the ebon
blackness of the stony masses which have been there
cast forth from the bowels of the earth, and replace
them on a smaller scale by the crystal forms I have
faintly attempted to describe, and the resemblance would
be striking....
The road now changed its course, and our driver directed
his steeds towards the bank. Suddenly we discovered that
immediately in front of us the ice had broken beneath a
horse and sleigh, and that the animal was struggling in
the water. The river here was fortunately only about four
feet deep, so there would not be much difficulty in extracting
the quadruped; but what to ourselves seemed far more
important was to solve the knotty problem of how to get
to land, for between our sleigh and the shore was a wide
gulf, and there seemed to be no possibility of driving
through it without a wetting. “Pleasant,” muttered my
companion, “pleasant, very! Let us get out and have a
good look round, to see if we cannot find a place where we
can get across in safety.”
“I will pull you through,” observed our Jehu, with a
broad grin on his lobster-colored countenance, and apparently
much amused with the state of affairs.
“No, oh, son of an animal,” retorted my companion;
“stay here till we return.”
After considerable search we found a spot where the
water-channel was certainly not much more than twelve
feet across, and some peasants who were fishing in the
river came up and volunteered their assistance. One of
them produced a pole about eight feet long, with which, he
said, we could jump the chasm. My companion looked at
me with a melancholy smile, in which resolution and caution
struggled for the mastery. “It is very awful,” he said,
“very awful, but there is no other alternative, and I much
fear that we must.”
With these words he seized the pole, and carefully inserted
one end of it in the muddy bottom. “If the ice
gives way when I land on the other side!” he suddenly
observed, releasing his hold of the leaping bar. “Why, if
it does, you will get a ducking,” was my remark: “but be
quick; the longer you look at it the less you will like it;
and it is very cold standing here: now, then, jump over.”
[The corpulent Russian, however, could not bring himself to face
the chasm, and preferred the risk of a wetting in being dragged through
in the sleigh. Burnaby’s turn came, and he chose the pole, piqued
thereto by the chaffing remarks of the grinning peasants.]
“How fat they are!” said one. “No, it’s their furs,”
observed another. “How awkward he is!” continued a
third; “why, I could jump it myself.”—“I tell you what it
is, my friend,” I at length observed, “if you continue this
conversation, I think it very likely you will jump either
over or in, for I want to find out the exact distance, and
am thinking of throwing you over first, in order to satisfy
my mind as to how wide it is, and how deep.”
This remark, uttered in rather a sharp tone, had the
desired effect, and, seizing the pole convulsively, I prepared
for the leap, which, nothing to a man not clad in furs, was
by no means a contemptible one in my sleigh attire. One,
two, three! a bound, a sensation of flying through the air,
a slip, a scramble, and I found myself on the other side,
having got over with no more damage than one wet leg,
the boot itself being instantly covered with a shining case
of ice.
“Come along quick!” cried my friend, who by this time
had been dragged through; “let us get on as quickly as
possible.” And without giving me time to see if my cartridges
or other baggage on the bottom of the sleigh had
suffered from the ducking, we rattled off once more in the
direction of Samara.
[Soon after they reached a stopping-place, changed horses, and were
off again, now in a howling wind and falling snow.]
Very soon that so-called “pins-and-needles” sensation,
recalling some snow-balling episodes of my boyish days,
began once more to make itself felt, and I found myself
commencing a sort of double-shuffle against the boards of
the vehicle. The snow was falling in thick flakes, and
with great difficulty our driver could keep the track, his
jaded horses sinking sometimes up to the traces in the
rapidly forming drifts, and floundering heavily along the
now thoroughly hidden road. The cracks of his whip
sounded like pistol-shots against their jaded flanks, and
volleys of invectives issued from his lips.
“Oh, sons of animals!” (Whack.)
“Oh, spoiled one!” (Whack.) This to a brute which
looked as if he had never eaten a good feed of corn in his
life. “Oh, woolly ones!” (Whack! whack! whack!)
“Oh, Lord God!” This, as we were all upset into a snowdrift,
the sleigh being three parts overturned, and our Jehu
precipitated in the opposite direction.
“How far are we from the next halting-place?” suddenly
inquired my companion, with an ejaculation which showed
that even his good temper had given way under the cold
and our situation.
“Only four versts, one of noble birth,” replied the struggling
Jehu, who was busily engaged endeavoring to right
the half-overturned sleigh. A Russian verst about nightfall,
and under such conditions as I have endeavored to
point out to the reader, is an unknown quantity. A Scotch
mile and a bit, an Irish league, a Spanish legua, or the
German stunde, are at all times calculated to call forth the
wrath of the traveller, but in no way equal to the first-named
division of distance. For the verst is barely two-thirds
of an English mile, and when, after driving yet for
an hour, we were told there were still two versts more
before we could arrive at our halting-place, it began fully
to dawn upon my friend that either our driver’s knowledge
of distance, or otherwise his veracity, was at fault.
At last we reached a long, straggling village, where our
horses stopped before a detached cottage. The proprietor
came out to meet us at the threshold. “Samovar, samovar!”
(urn) said my companion. “Quick, quick! samovar!”
and hurrying by him and hastily throwing off our
furs, we endeavored to regain our lost circulation beside
the walls of a well-heated stove.
In a few minutes, and when the blood had begun once
more to flow in its proper channels, I began to look round
and observe the other occupants of the room. These were
for the most part Jews, as could easily be seen by that
peculiarity of the nose which unfailingly denotes any member
of the tribe of Israel. Some half-open boxes of wares
in the corner also showed their trade. The men were
hawkers of fancy jewelry and other finery calculated to
please the wives of the farmers or better-to-do peasants
in the neighborhood.
The smell was anything but agreeable, and the stench of
sheep-skins, unwashed humanity, and some oily cooking
going on in a very dirty frying-pan at last caused my
companion to inquire if there was no other room vacant.
We were shown into a small adjoining apartment, where
the smell, though very pungent, was not quite so disagreeable
as in the one inhabited by the family.
“This is a little better,” muttered my companion, unpacking
his portmanteau and taking out a teapot, with
two small metal cases containing tea and sugar. “Quick,
Tëtka, Aunt!” he cried (this to the old woman of the
house), “quick with the samovar!” when an aged female,
who might have been any age from eighty to a hundred,
for she was almost bent double by decrepitude, carried in
a large copper urn, the steam hissing merrily under the
influence of the red-hot charcoal embers.
By this time I had unstrapped the mess tins, and was
extracting their contents. “Let me be the carver,” said
my friend, at the same time trying to cut one of the cutlets
with a knife; but he might as well have tried to pierce
an ironclad with a pea-shooter, for the meat was turned
into a solid lump of ice. It was as hard as a brick-bat,
and when we tried the bread it was equally impenetrable;
in fact, it was only after our provisions had been placed
within the stove for about ten minutes that they became
in any way eatable.
In the mean time my companion had concocted a most
delicious brew, and with a large glass of pale or rather
amber-colored tea, with a thin slice of lemon floating on the
top, I was beginning to realize how pleasant it is to have
been made thoroughly uncomfortable, for it is only after
having arrived at this point of misery that you can thoroughly
appreciate what real enjoyment is. “What is pleasure?”
asked a pupil of his master. “Absence of pain,”
was the philosopher’s answer; and let any one who doubts
that a feeling of intense enjoyment can be obtained from
drinking a mere glass of tea, try a sleighing journey through
Russia with the thermometer at 20° Reaumur and a wind.
[20° Reaumur below zero equals -13° Fahrenheit.]
In almost an hour’s time we were ready to start, but not
so our driver, and to the expostulations of my companion
he replied, “No, little father, there is a snow-storm; we
might be lost, and I might be frozen. Oh, Lord God! there
are wolves; they might eat me; the ice in the river might
give way and we might all be drowned. For the sake of
God, let us stop here!”
“You shall have a good tea-present” [tip], I observed,
“if you will drive us.”
“Oh, one of noble birth,” was his answer, “we will stop
here to-night, and Batooshka, little father, also,” pointing
to my companion; “but to-morrow we will have beautiful
horses, and go like birds to the next station.”
It was useless attempting to persuade him. Resigning
ourselves to our fate, my companion and self lay down on
the planks to obtain what sleep could be found, notwithstanding
the noise that was going on in the next room, the
Jew peddlers being occupied in trying to sell some of
their wares and drive a bargain with the antique mistress
of the house.
[We cannot undertake to relate the adventures of our traveller in
full, and it will suffice to say that, what with being overturned, lost,
and frozen, his whole journey was the reverse of agreeable. He relates
an amusing instance of his dealing with the Russians.]
Fortunately, there was a vacant room in the inn, and
here I was at once supplied with the smallest of basins and
a table napkin. In the mean time I despatched Nazar [his
Tartar servant] to the post to desire the inspector to send
me three horses immediately. There was no time to lose,
and I wanted to hurry forward that afternoon.
Presently my man returned with a joyous countenance,
which betokened something disagreeable. In fact, in all
countries where I have hitherto travelled human nature,
as typified in domestics, is much the same; they invariably
look pleased when they have a piece of bad news to impart
to their masters.
“What is it?” I asked. “Sleigh broken?”
“No, sir. No horses to be had; that is all. General
Kauffmann went through early this morning and took
them all. The inspector says you must wait till to-morrow,
and that then he will have a team ready for you. It is nice
and warm,” continued Nazar, looking at the stove. “We
will sleep here, little father; eat till we fill our clothes, and
continue our journey to-morrow.”
“Nazar,” I replied, giving my countenance the sternest
expression it could assume, “I command; you obey. We
leave in an hour’s time. Go and hire some horses as far
as the next stage. If you find it impossible to obtain any
at the station, try and get some from a private dealer; but
horses I must have.”
In a few minutes my servant returned with a still
more joyous countenance than before. The inspector
would not send any horses, and no one could be found
in the town who was inclined to let his animals out on
hire.
There was nothing to be done but to search myself.
Nazar had evidently made up his mind to sleep at Orsk.
However, I had made up mine to continue the journey.
Leaving the inn, I hailed a passing sleigh, the driver
appearing to me to have a more intelligent expression than
his fellows. Getting into the vehicle, I inquired if he
knew of any one who had horses to hire.
“Yes,” was the answer. One of his relatives had some;
but the house to which I was driven was shut up, and no
one was at home. I began to despair, and think that I
should have as much difficulty in obtaining horses at Orsk
as I had in procuring a servant at Orenburg.
I now determined to try what gold, or rather silver,
would do, and said to the driver, “If you will take me to
any one who has horses for hire, I will give you a ruble for
yourself.”
“A whole ruble!” cried the man, with a broad grin of
delight; and, jumping off his seat, he ran to a little knot
of Tartars, one of whom was bargaining with the others
for a basket of frozen fish, and began to ply them with
questions. In a minute he returned, “Let us go,” he said;
and with a “Burr” (the sound which is used by the
Russians to urge on their horses) and a loud crack with
his lash, he drove rapidly in another direction.
I had arrived at the outskirts of the town, and we
stopped before a dirty-looking wooden cottage.
A tall man, dressed in a long coat reaching to his heels,
bright yellow trousers, which were stuffed into a pair of
red leather boots, while an enormous black sheep-skin cap
covered his head, came out and asked my business. I said
that I wanted three horses to go to the next stage, and
asked him what he would drive me there for, the regular
postal tariff being about two rubles.
“One of noble birth,” replied the fellow, “the roads are
bad, but my horses will gallop the whole way. They are
excellent horses; all the people in the town look at them
and envy me. They say, how fat they are! look, how
round! The governor has not got any horses like mine in
his stable. I spoil them; I cherish them; and they gallop
like the wind. The people look, wonder, and admire.
Come and see the dear little animals.”
“I have no doubt about it. They are excellent horses,”
I replied; “but what will you take me for?”
“Let us say four rubles, your excellency, and give me
one on account. One little whole silver ruble; for the
sake of God, let me put it in my pocket, and we will bless
you.”
“All right,” was my answer. “Send the horses to the
Tzarskoe Selo Inn immediately.”
Presently the fellow rushed into my room, and, bowing
to the ground, took off his cap with a grandiose air; then,
drawing out the money I had given him from some hidden
recess in the neighborhood of his skin, he thrust the ruble
into my hand, and exclaimed, “Little father, my uncle
owns one of the horses; he is very angry. He says that
he was not consulted in the matter, and that he loves the
animal like a brother. My uncle will not let his horse
leave the stable for less than five rubles. What is to be
done? I told him that I had agreed to take you, and even
showed him the money, but he is hard-hearted and stern.”
“Very well,” I said; “bring round the horses.”
In a few minutes the fellow returned, and exclaimed,
“One of noble birth. I am ashamed.”
“Quite right,” I said; “you have every reason to be so.
But go on; is your uncle’s horse dead?”
“No, one of noble birth, not so bad as that; but my
brother is vexed. He has a share in one of the animals;
he will not let me drive him to the next station for less
than six rubles;” and the man, putting on an expression
in which cunning, avarice, and pretended sorrow were
blended, rubbed his forehead and added, “What shall we
do?”
I said, “You have a grandmother?”
“Yes,” he replied, much surprised. “How did you know
that? I have; a very old grandmother.”
“Well,” I continued, “go and tell her that, fearing lest
she should be annoyed if any accident were to happen
during our journey,—for you know misfortunes occur
sometimes; God sends them,” I added, piously.
“Yes, he does,” interrupted the man; “we are simple
people, your excellency.”
“And, not wishing to hurt the old lady’s feelings, should
the fore leg of your uncle’s horse, or the hind leg of your
brother’s, suffer on the road, I have changed my mind, and
shall not go with you to-day, but take post-horses to-morrow.”
The man now became alarmed, thinking that he was
about to lose his fare. He rubbed his forehead violently,
and then exclaimed, “I will take your excellency for five
rubles.”
“But your brother?”
“Never mind; he is an animal; let us go.”
“No,” I answered. “I shall wait; the post-horses are
beautiful horses. I am told that they gallop like the wind;
all the people in the town look at them, and the inspector
loves them.”
“Let us say four rubles, your excellency.”
“But your uncle might beat you. I should not like you
to be hurt.”
“No,” was the answer; “we will go;” and the knotty
point being thus settled, we drove off, much to the dissatisfaction
of my little servant, Nazar, a blue-eyed siren in
Orsk having, as the Orientals say, made roast meat of his
heart, in spite of his being a married man.