WIT AND ITS RELATION TO THE UNCONSCIOUS
3
Whoever has had occasion to examine that
part of the literature of æsthetics and psychology
dealing with the nature and affinities of
wit, will, no doubt, concede that our philosophical
inquiries have not awarded to wit the
important rôle that it plays in our mental life.
One can recount only a small number of thinkers
who have penetrated at all deeply into the
problems of wit. To be sure, among the authors
on wit one finds the illustrious names of
the poet Jean Paul (Fr. Richter), and of the
philosophers Th. Vischer, Kuno Fischer, and Th.
Lipps. But even these writers put the subject
of wit in the background while their chief
interest centers around the more comprehensive
and more alluring problems of the comic.
In the main this literature gives the impression
that it is altogether impractical to study
wit except when treated as a part of the comic.
4
According to Th. Lipps (Komik und Humor,
1898[12]) wit is “essentially the subjective side
of the comic; i.e., it is that part of the comic
which we ourselves create, which colors our conduct
as such, and to which our relation is that
of Superior Subject, never of Object, certainly
not Voluntary Object” (p. 80). The following
comment might also be added:—In general
we designate as wit “every conscious and clever
evocation of the comic, whether the comic element
lies in the viewpoint or in the situation
itself” (p. 78).
K. Fischer explains the relation between wit
and the comic by the aid of caricature, which,
according to his exposition, comes midway between
the two (Über den Witz, 1889). The
subject of the comic is the hideous element in
any of its manifestations. “Where it is concealed
it must be disclosed in the light of the
comic view; where it is not at all or but slightly
noticeable it must be rendered conspicuous and
elucidated in such a manner that it becomes
clear and intelligible. Thus arises caricature”
(p. 45). “Our entire psychic world, the intellectual
realm of our thoughts and conceptions,
5does not reveal itself to us on superficial
consideration. It cannot be visualized directly
either figuratively or intuitively, moreover it
contains inhibitions, weak points, disfigurements,
and an abundance of ludicrous and comical contrasts.
In order to bring it out and to make
it accessible to æsthetic examination, a force is
necessary which is capable not only of depicting
objects directly, but also of reflecting upon
these conceptions and elucidating them—namely,
a force capable of clarifying thought.
This force is nothing but judgment. The judgment
which produces the comic contrast is
wit. In caricature wit has played its part unnoticed,
but only in judgment does it attain
its own individual form and the free domain of
its evolution.”
As can be seen Lipps assigns the determining
factor which classifies wit as part of the
comic, to the activity or to the active behavior
of the subject, whereas K. Fischer characterizes
wit by its relation to its object, in which characterization
he accentuates the hidden hideous
element in the realm of thought. One cannot
put to test the cogency of these definitions of
wit; one can, in fact, hardly understand them
unless one studies the text from which they were
taken. One is thus forced to work his way
through the author’s descriptions of the comic
6in order to learn anything about wit. From
other passages, however, one discovers that the
same authors attribute to wit essential characteristics
of general validity in which they disregard
its relation to the comic.
K. Fischer’s characterization of wit which
seems to be most satisfactory to this author runs
as follows: “Wit is a playful judgment” (p.
51). For an elucidation of this expression we
are referred to the analogy: “How æsthetic
freedom consists in the playful contemplation
of objects” (p. 50). In another place (p. 20)
the æsthetic attitude towards an object is characterized
by the condition that we expect nothing
from this object—especially no gratification
of our serious needs—but that we content ourselves
with the pleasure of contemplating the
same. In contrast to labor the æsthetic attitude
is playful. “It may be that from æsthetic freedom
there also results a kind of judgment, freed
from the conventional restrictions and rule of
conduct, which, in view of its genesis, I will
call the playful judgment. This conception contains
the first condition and possibly the entire
formula for the solution of our problem. ‘Freedom
begets wit and wit begets freedom,’ says
Jean Paul. Wit is nothing but a free play of
ideas” (p. 24).
Since time immemorial a favorite definition
7of wit has been the ability to discover similarities
in dissimilarities, i.e., to find hidden similarities.
Jean Paul has jocosely expressed this idea by
saying that “wit is the disguised priest who
unites every couple.” Th. Vischer adds the
postscript: “He likes best to unite those couples
whose marriage the relatives refuse to
sanction.” Vischer refutes this, however, by
remarking that in some witticisms there is no
question of comparison or the discovery of
similarities. Hence with very little deviation
from Jean Paul’s definition he defines wit as
the skill to combine with surprising quickness
many ideas, which through inner content and
connections are foreign to one another. K.
Fischer then calls attention to the fact that
in a large number of these witty judgments one
does not find similarities, but contrasts; and
Lipps further remarks that these definitions
refer to the wit that the humorist possesses and
not to the wit that he produces.
Other viewpoints, in some measure connected
with one another, which have been mentioned in
defining and describing wit are: “the contrast
of ideas,” “sense in nonsense,” and “confusion
and clearness.”
Definitions like those of Kraepelin lay stress
upon the contrast of ideas. Wit is “the voluntary
combination or linking of two ideas which
8in some way are contrasted with each other,
usually through the medium of speech association.”
For a critic like Lipps it would not be
difficult to reveal the utter inadequacy of this
formula, but he himself does not exclude the
element of contrast—he merely assigns it elsewhere.
“The contrast remains, but is not
formed in a manner to show the ideas connected
with the words, rather it shows the contrast or
contradiction in the meaning and lack of meaning
of the words” (p. 87). Examples show the
better understanding of the latter. “A contrast
arises first through the fact that we adjudge a
meaning to its words which after all we cannot
ascribe to them.”
In the further development of this last condition
the antithesis of “sense in nonsense” becomes
obvious. “What we accept one moment
as senseful we later perceive as perfect nonsense.
Thereby arises, in this case, the operation of the
comic element” (p. 85). “A saying appears
witty when we ascribe to it a meaning through
psychological necessity and, while so doing, retract
it. It may thus have many meanings. We
lend a meaning to an expression knowing that
logically it does not belong to it. We find in
it a truth, however, which later we fail to find
because it is foreign to our laws of experience or
usual modes of thinking. We endow it with a
9logical or practical inference which transcends
its true content, only to contradict this inference
as soon as we finally grasp the nature of the expression
itself. The psychological process
evoked in us by the witty expression which gives
rise to the sense of the comic depends in every
case on the immediate transition from the borrowed
feeling of truth and conviction to the impression
or consciousness of relative nullity.”
As impressive as this exposition sounds one
cannot refrain from questioning whether the contrast
between the senseful and senseless upon
which the comic depends does not also contribute
to the definition of wit in so far as it is distinguished
from the comic. Also the factor of
“confusion and clearness” leads one deeply into
the problem of the relation of wit to the comic.
Kant, speaking of the comic element in general,
states that one of its remarkable attributes is
the fact that it can delude us for a moment only.
Heymans (Zeitschr. f. Psychologie, XI, 1896)
explains how the mechanism of wit is produced
through the succession of confusion and clearness.
He illustrates his meaning by an excellent
witticism from Heine, who causes one of his figures,
the poor lottery agent, Hirsch-Hyacinth,
to boast that the great Baron Rothschild treated
him as an equal or quite FAMILLIONAIRE.
Here the word which acts as the carrier of the
10witticism appears in the first place simply as a
faulty word-formation, as something incomprehensible,
inconceivable, and enigmatic. It is for
these reasons that it is confusing. The comic
element results from the solution of the enigma
and from the understanding of the word. Lipps
adds that the first stage of enlightenment, showing
that the confusing word means this or that, is
followed by a second stage in which one perceives
that this nonsensical word has first deluded us
and then given us the true meaning. Only this
second enlightenment, the realization that it is
all due to a word that is meaningless in ordinary
usage—this reduction to nothingness produces
the comic effect (p. 95).
Whether or not either the one or the other
of these two conceptions may seem more clear
we are brought nearer to a definite insight
through the discussion of the processes of confusion
and enlightenment. If the comic effect of
Heine’s famillionaire depends upon the solution
of the seemingly senseless word, then the wit
would have to be attributed to the formation of
this word and to the character of the word so
formed.
In addition to the associations of the viewpoints
just discussed there is another characteristic
of wit which is recognized as peculiar to it
by all authors. “Brevity alone is the body and
11soul of wit,” declares Jean Paul (Vorschule der
Aesthetik, I, 45), and modifies it with a speech of
the old tongue-wagger, Polonius, from Shakespeare’s
Hamlet (Act II, Scene 2):
“Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief.”
Lipps’s description (p. 90) of the brevity of
wit is also significant. He states that wit says
what it does say, not always in few, but always
in too few words; that is: “It expresses itself in
words that will not stand the test of strict logic
or of the ordinary mode of thought and expression.
In fine it can express itself by leaving the
thing unsaid.”
That “wit must unearth something hidden and
concealed”—to quote K. Fischer (p. 51)—we
have already been taught from the grouping of
wit with caricature. I re-emphasize this determinant
because it also has more to do with the
nature of wit than with its relation to the comic.
I am well aware that the foregoing scanty
quotations from the works of the authors on wit
cannot do justice to the excellence of these works.
In view of the difficulties that confront one in
reproducing clearly such complicated and such
delicately shaded streams of thought I cannot
12spare inquiring minds the trouble of searching
for the desired information in the original
sources. However, I do not know whether they
will return fully satisfied. For the criteria and
attributes of wit mentioned by these authors,
such as—activity, the relation of the content of
wit to our thoughts, the character of the playful
judgment, the union of dissimilarities, contrasting
ideas, “sense in nonsense,” the succession of
confusion and clearness, the sudden emergence
of the hidden, and the peculiar brevity of wit,
seem to us, at first glance, so very pertinent and
so easily demonstrable by examples that we cannot
succumb to the danger of underestimating
the value of such ideas. But they are only disjointed
fragments which we should like to see
welded into an organic whole. In the end they
contribute no more to the knowledge of wit than
a number of anecdotes teach us of the true characteristics
of a personality whose biography interests
us. We do not at all understand the connection
that is supposed to exist between the individual
conditions; for instance, what the brevity
of wit may have to do with that side of wit
exhibited in the playful judgment; besides we do
not know whether wit must satisfy all or only
some of these conditions in order to form real
wit; which of them may be replaced and which
ones are indispensable. We should also like a
13grouping and classification of wit in respect to
its essential attributes. The classification as
given by the authors is based, on the one hand, on
the technical means, and on the other hand, on
the utilization of wit in speech (sound-wit, play
on words, the wit of caricature, characterization
wit, and witty repartee).
Accordingly we should not find ourselves in a
dilemma when it comes to pointing out goals for
a further effort to explain wit. In order to look
forward to success we must either introduce new
viewpoints into the work, or try to penetrate
further by concentrating our attention or by
broadening the scope of our interest. We can
prescribe for ourselves the task of at least not
permitting any lack along the latter lines. To
be sure, it is rather remarkable how few examples
of recognized witticisms suffice the authors for
their investigations and how each one accepts
the ones used by his predecessors. We need not
shirk the responsibility of analyzing the same examples
which have already served the classical
authors, but we contemplate new material besides
to lay a broader foundation for our deductions.
It is quite natural that we should select such examples
of wit as objects for our investigation as
have produced the deepest impression upon our
own lives and which have caused us the greatest
amount of laughter.
14Some may inquire whether the subject of wit
is worthy of such effort. In my opinion there is
no doubt about it, for even if I disregard the
personal motives to be revealed during the development
of this theme (the motives which drove
me to gain an insight into the problem of wit),
I can refer to the fact that there is an intimate
connection between all psychic occurrences; a
connection which promises to furnish a psychological
insight into a sphere which, although remote,
will nevertheless be of considerable value
to the other spheres. One may also be reminded
what a peculiar, overwhelmingly fascinating
charm wit offers in our society. A new joke
operates almost as an event of universal interest.
It is passed on from one person to another just
like the news of the latest conquest. Even prominent
men who consider it worth while relating
how they attained fame, what cities and countries
they have seen, and with what celebrated persons
they have consorted, do not disdain to dwell
in their autobiographies upon this and that excellent
joke which they have heard.[13]
15
We follow the beckoning of chance and take
up as our first example of wit one which has already
come to our notice in the previous chapter.
In that part of the Reisebilder entitled “Die
Bäder von Lucca,” Heine introduces the precious
character, Hirsch-Hyacinth, the Hamburg lottery
agent and curer of corns, who, boasting to
the poet of his relationship with the rich Baron
Rothschild, ends thus: “And as true as I pray
that the Lord may grant me all good things I
sat next to Solomon Rothschild, who treated me
just as if I were his equal, quite famillionaire.”
It is by means of this excellent and very funny
example that Heymans and Lipps have illustrated
the origin of the comic effect of wit from the succession
of “confusion and clearness.” However,
we shall pass over this question and put to ourselves
the following inquiry: What is it that
causes the speech of Hirsch-Hyacinth to become
witty? It can be only one of two things;
either it is the thought expressed in the sentence
which carries in itself the character of the witticism;
or the witticism adheres to the mode of expression
16which clothes the thought. On whichever
side the nature of the wit may lie, there we
shall follow it farther and endeavor to elucidate
it.
In general a thought may be expressed in different
forms of speech—that is, in different
words—which may repeat it in its original accuracy.
In the speech of Hirsch-Hyacinth we
have before us a definite form of thought expressed
which seems to us especially peculiar and
not very readily comprehensible. Let us attempt
to express as exactly as is possible the same
thought in other words. Lipps, indeed, has already
done this and has thus, to some degree,
elucidated the meaning of the poet. He says (p.
87), “We understand that Heine wishes to say
that the reception was on a familiar basis, that
is, that it was of the friendly sort.” We change
nothing in the sense when we assume a different
interpretation which perhaps fits better into
the speech of Hirsch-Hyacinth: “Rothschild
treated me quite as his equal, in a very familiar
way; that is, as far as this can be done by a
millionaire.” We would only add, “The condescension
of a rich man always carries something
embarrassing for the one experiencing it.”[14]
17Whether we shall remain content with this or
with another equivalent formulation of the
thought, we can see that the question which we
have put to ourselves is already answered. The
character of the wit in this example does not
adhere to the thought. It is a correct and ingenious
remark that Heine puts into the mouth
of Hirsch-Hyacinth—a remark of indubitable
bitterness, as is easily understood in the case of
the poor man confronted with so much wealth;
but we should not care to call it witty. Now if
any one who cannot forget the poet’s meaning
in the interpretation should insist that the
thought in itself is also witty, we can refer him
to the definite fact that the witty character is
lost in the interpretation. It is true that Hirsch-Hyacinth’s
speech made us laugh loudly, but
though Lipps’s or our own accurate rendering
may please us and cause us to reflect, yet it cannot
make us laugh.
But if the witty character of our example does
not belong to the thought, then it must be sought
for in the form of expression in the wording.
We have only to study the peculiarity of this
mode of expression to realize what one may term
word- or form-technique. Also we may discover
the things that are intimately related to the very
nature of wit, since the character as well as the
effect of wit disappears when one set of expressions
18is changed for others. At all events we
are in full accord with our authors when we put
so much value upon the verbal form of the wit.
Thus K. Fischer (p. 72) says: “It is, in the first
place, the naked form which is responsible for
the perception of wit, and one is reminded of a
saying of Jean Paul’s which affirms and proves
this nature of wit in the same expression. ‘Thus
the mere position conquers, be it that of warriors
or of sentences.’”
Now wherein lies the “technique” of this
wit? What has occurred to the thought, in our
own conception, that it became changed into wit
and caused us to laugh heartily? The comparison
of our conception with the text of the poet
teaches us that two processes took place. In the
first place there occurred an important abbreviation.
In order to express fully the thought contained
in the witticism we had to append to the
words “Rothschild treated me just as an equal,
on a familiar basis,” an additional sentence
which in its briefest form reads: i.e., so far as
a millionaire can do this. Even then we feel the
necessity of an additional explanatory sentence.[15]
The poet expresses it in terser terms as follows:
“Rothschild treated me just like an equal,
19quite famillionaire.” The entire restriction,
which the second sentence imposes on the first
thus verifying the familiar treatment, has been
lost in the jest. But it has not been so entirely
lost as not to leave a substitute from which it
can be reconstructed. A second change has also
taken place. The word “familiar” in the witless
expression of the thought has been transformed
into “famillionaire” in the text of the
wit, and there is no doubt that the witty character
and ludicrous effect of the joke depends
directly upon this word-formation. The newly
formed word is identical in its first part with
the word “familiar” of the first sentence, and
its terminal syllables correspond to the word
“millionaire” of the second sentence. In this
manner it puts us in a position to conjecture the
second sentence which was omitted in the text
of the wit. It may be described as a composite
of two constituents “familiar” and “millionaire,”
and one is tempted to depict its origin from
the two words graphically.
FAMIL I A R
MILLIONAIRE
—————————————
FAMILLIONAIRE
The process, then, which has carried the
thought into the witticism can be represented in
20the following manner, which, although at first
rather fantastic, nevertheless furnishes exactly
the actual existing result: “Rothschild treated
me quite familiarly, i.e., as well as a millionaire
can do that sort of thing.”
Now imagine that a compressing force is acting
upon these sentences and assume that for
some reason or other the second sentence is of
lesser resistance. It is accordingly forced toward
the vanishing point, but its important component,
the word “millionaire,” which strives
against the compressing power, is pushed, as it
were, into the first sentence and becomes fused
with the very similar element, the word “familiar”
of this sentence. It is just this possibility,
provided by chance to save the essential part of
the second sentence, which favors the disappearance
of the other less important components.
The jest then takes shape in this
manner: “Rothschild treated me in a very
famillionaire way.”
/ (mili) (aire)
Apart from such a compressing force, which is
really unknown to us, we may describe the origin
of the wit-formation, that is, the technique of the
wit in this case, as a condensation with substitutive
formation. In our example the substitutive
formation consists in the formation of a mixed
word. This fused word “famillionaire,” incomprehensible
21in itself but instantly understood
in its context and recognized as senseful,
is now the carrier of the mirth-provoking
stimulus of the jest, whose mechanism, to be
sure, is in no way clearer to us through the
discovery of the technique. To what extent
can a linguistic process of condensation with
substitutive formation produce pleasure through
a fused word and force us to laugh? We
make note of the fact that this is a different
problem, the treatment of which we can postpone
until we shall find access to it later. For
the present we shall continue to busy ourselves
with the technique of wit.
Our expectation that the technique of wit cannot
be considered an indifferent factor in the examination
of the nature of wit prompts us to inquire
next whether there are other examples of
wit formed like Heine’s “famillionaire.” Not
many of these exist, but enough to constitute a
small group which may be characterized as the
blend-word formations or fusions. Heine himself
has produced a second witticism from the
word “millionaire” by copying himself, as it
were, when he speaks of a “millionarr” (Ideen,
Chap. XIV). This is a visible condensation
of “millionaire” and “narr” (fool) and, like
the first example, expresses a suppressed by-thought.
22Other examples of a similar nature
are as follows.
During the war between Turkey and the Balkan
States, in 1912, Punch depicted the part
played by Rumania by representing the latter
as a highwayman holding up the members of
the Balkan alliance. The picture was entitled:
Kleptorumania. Here the word is a fusion of
Kleptomania and Rumania and may be represented
as follows:
KLEPTOMANIA
RUMANIA
—————————————
KLEPTORUMANIA
A naughty jest of Europe has rebaptized a
former potentate, Leopold, into Cleopold because
of his relation to a lady surnamed Cleo.
This is a clear form of condensation which by
the addition of a single letter forever vividly
preserves a scandalous allusion.
In an excellent chapter on this same theme
Brill gives the following example.[16]
“De Quincey once remarked that old persons
are apt to fall into ‘anecdotage.’” The word
Anecdotage, though in itself incomprehensible,
can be readily analyzed to show its original full
sense; and on analysis we find that it is made up
of two words, anecdote and dotage. That is, instead
23of saying that old persons are apt to fall
into dotage and that old persons are fond of telling
anecdotes, De Quincey fuses the two words
into a neologism, anecdotage, and thus simultaneously
expresses both ideas. The technique,
therefore, lies in the fusion of the two words.
Such a fusion of words is called condensation.
Condensation is a substitutive formation, i.e., instead
of anecdote and dotage we have anecdotage.
“In a short story which I have recently read,
one of the characters, a ‘sport,’ speaks of the
Christmas season as the alcoholidays. By reduction
it can be easily seen that we have here a compound
word, a combination of alcohol and holidays
which can be graphically represented as
follows:
alcoHOL
HOLidays
————————————
ALCOHOLIDAYS
“Here the condensation expresses the idea
that holidays are conducive to alcoholic indulgence.
In other words, we have here a fused
word, which, though strange in appearance, can
be easily understood in its proper context. The
witticism may be described as a condensation
with substitution.
“The same mechanism is found in the following:
A dramatic critic, summarizing three paragraphs
24to the effect that most plays now produced
in New York City are violently emotional
and hysterical, remarks: ‘Thespis has taken up
his home in Dramatteawan.’ The last word is
a condensation of drama and Matteawan. The
substitution not only expressed the critic’s idea
that most of the plays at present produced in
New York are violent, emotional and hysterical,
that is insane, but it also contains a clever allusion
to the nature of the problem presented by
most of these plays. Matteawan is a state hospital
for criminal insane. Most of the plays are
not only insane, but also criminal since they treat
of murders, divorces, robberies, scandals, etc.”
When Flaubert published his famous romance
Salammbo, which treats of life in ancient Carthage,
it was scoffingly referred to by Sainte-Beuve
as Carthaginoiserie on account of its
tedious detailed descriptions.
Carthaginoiserie
chinoiserie
During a conversation with a lady I unintentionally
furnished the material for a jest. I
spoke to her about the great merits of an investigator
whom I considered unjustly ignored. She
remarked, “But the man really deserves a monument.”
“Perhaps he will get one some day,” I
answered, “but at the moment his success is
25very limited.” “Monument” and “moment”
are contrasts. The lady then united these contrasts
and said: “Well, let us wish him a monumentary
success.”
If at this stage the reader should become
displeased with a viewpoint which threatens to
destroy his pleasure in wit without explaining
the source of this pleasure I must beg him to
be patient for a while, because we are now confronted
with the technique of wit, the examination
of which promises many revelations if
only we enter into it far enough. Besides the
analysis of the examples thus far cited, which
show simply a process of condensation, there
are others in which the changed expressions
manifest themselves in other ways.
The following witticisms of Mr. N. will serve
as illustrations.
“I was driving with him tête-à-bête.” Nothing
is simpler than the reduction of this jest.
Evidently it can only mean: I was driving
tête-à-tête with Mr. X. and X. is a stupid ass
(beast).
Neither of these two sentences is witty nor
is there any wit if one combines them into this
one: “I was out driving tête-à-tête with that
stupid ass (beast).” The wit appears when
26the words “stupid ass” are omitted and when,
as a substitute for them, the first “t” of the
second “tête” is changed to “b.” This slight
modification brings back to expression the suppressed
“bête.” The technique of this group
of witticisms may be described as “condensation
with a slight modification.” And it would
seem that the more insignificant the substitutive
modification, the better is the wit.
Quite similar, although not without its complications,
is the technique of another form of
witticism. During a discussion about a person
in whom there was something to praise and
much to criticise, N. remarked: “Yes, vanity
is one of his four heels of Achilles.”[17] This
modification consists in the fact that instead of
the one vulnerable heel which was attributed to
Achilles we have here four heels. Four heels
means four feet and that number is only found
on animals. The two thoughts condensed in
the witticism are as follows: Except for his
vanity he is an admirable fellow; still I do not
care for him, for he is more of an animal than
a human being.[18]
27A similar but simpler joke I heard statu
nascendi in a family circle. One of two brothers
who were attending college was an excellent
scholar while the other was only an average
student. It so happened that the model boy
had a setback in school. The mother discussed
this matter and expressed her fear lest this event
be the beginning of a lasting deterioration.
The boy who until then had been overshadowed
by his brother willingly grasped this opportunity
to remark: “Yes, Carl is going backward
on all-fours.”
Here the modification consists in a small
addition as an assurance that in his judgment
his brother is going backward. This modification
represents and takes the place of a passionate
plea for his own cause which may be
expressed as follows: After all, you must not
think that he is so much cleverer than I am
simply because he has more success in school.
He is really a stupid ass, i.e., much more stupid
than I am.
A good illustration of condensation with
slight modification is furnished by a well-known
witty jest of Mr. N., who remarked about a
character in public life that he had a “great
future behind him.” The butt of this joke
was a young man whose ancestry, rearing, and
personal qualities seemed to destine him for the
28leadership of a great party and the attainment
of political power at its head. But times
changed, the party became politically incompetent,
and it could readily be foreseen that the
man who was predestined to become its leader
would come to nothing. The briefest reduction
of the meaning by which one could replace this
joke would be: The man has had a great future
before him, but that is now past. Instead of “has
had” and the appended afterthought there is a
small change in the main sentence in which “before”
is replaced by its opposite “behind.”[19]
Mr. N. made use of almost the same modification
in the case of the nobleman who was
appointed minister of agriculture for no other
reason than that he was interested in agriculture.
Public opinion had an opportunity to
find out that he was the most incompetent man
who had ever been intrusted with this office.
When, however, he had relinquished his portfolio
and had withdrawn to his agricultural
pursuits Mr. N. said of him: “Like Cincinnatus
of Old he has returned to his place in front of
the plough.”
29That Roman, who was likewise called to his
office from his farm, returned to his place
behind the plough. In those days, just as in
the present time, in front of the plough walked—the
ox.
We could easily increase these examples by
many others, but I am of the opinion that we
are in need of no more cases in order to grasp
thoroughly the character of the technique of
this second group—condensation with modification.
If we now compare the second group
with the first, the technique of which consisted
in condensation with a mixed word-formation,
we readily see that the differences are not vital
and that the lines of demarcation are indistinct.
The mixed word-formation, like the modification,
became subordinated to the idea of substitutive
formation, and if we desire we can
also describe the mixed word-formation as a
modification of the parent word through the
second elements.
We may make our first pause here and ask
ourselves with what known factor in the literature
of wit our first result, either in whole or
in part, coincides. It obviously agrees with the
factor of brevity which Jean Paul calls the soul
of wit (supra, p. 11). But brevity alone is not
wit or every laconism would be witty. The
brevity of wit must be of a special kind. We
30recall that Lipps has attempted to describe
more fully the peculiarity of the brevity of
wit (v. s., p. 11). Here our investigation started
and demonstrated that the brevity of wit is
often the result of a special process which has
left a second trace—the substitutive formation—in
the wording of the wit. By applying the
process of reduction, which aims to cause a
retrogression in the peculiar process of condensation,
we find also that wit depends only
upon the verbal expression which was produced
by the process of condensation. Naturally our
entire interest now centers upon this peculiar
and hitherto almost neglected mechanism.
Furthermore, we cannot yet comprehend how
it can give origin to all that is valuable in wit;
namely, the resultant pleasure.
Have processes similar to those here described
as the technique of wit already been
noted in another sphere of our psychic life?
To be sure, in one apparently remote sphere.
In 1900 I published a book which, as indicated
by its title (The Interpretation of Dreams[20]),
makes the attempt to explain the riddle of the
dream and to trace the dream to normal psychic
31operations. I had occasion to contrast there the
manifest and often peculiar dream-content with
the latent but altogether real thoughts of the
dream from which it originated, and I took up
the investigation of the processes which make
the dream from the latent dream-thought. I
also investigated the psychological forces which
participated in this transposition. The sum
of the transforming processes I designated as
the dream-work and, as a part of this dream-work,
I described the process of condensation.
This process has a striking similarity to the
technique of wit and, like the latter, it leads to
abbreviations and brings about substitutive
formations of like character.
From recollections of his own dreams the
reader will be familiar with the compositions
of persons and objects that appear in them;
indeed, the dream makes similar compositions
of words which can then be reduced by analysis
(e.g., Autodidasker—Autodidakt and Lasker[21]).
On other occasions and even much more frequently,
the condensation work of the dream
produces no compositions, but pictures which
closely resemble an object or person up to a
certain addition or variation which comes from
another source, like the modifications in the
witticisms of Mr. N. We cannot doubt that
32in this case, as in the other, we deal with a
similar psychic process which is recognizable by
identical results. Such a far-reaching analogy
between wit-technique and dream-work will
surely arouse our interest in the former and
stimulate our expectation of finding some explanation
of wit from a comparison with the
dream. We forbear, however, to enter upon
this work by bearing in mind that we have investigated
the technique of wit in only a very
small number of witty jests, so that we cannot
be certain that the analogy, the workings of
which we wish to explore, will hold good.
Hence we turn away from the comparison with
the dream and again take up the technique of
wit, leaving, however, at this place of our investigation
a visible thread, as it were, which
later we shall take up again.
The next point we shall discuss is whether the
process of condensation with substitutive formation
is demonstrable in all witticisms so that
it may be designated as a universal character of
the technique of wit. I recall a joke which has
clung to my mind through certain peculiar circumstances.
One of the great teachers of my
youth, whom we considered unable to appreciate
33a joke—he had never told us a single joke of
his own—came into the Institute laughing.
With an unwonted readiness he explained the
cause of his good humor. “I have read an
excellent joke,” he said. “A young man who
claimed to be a relative of the great J. J.
Rousseau, and who bore his name, was introduced
into a Parisian drawing-room. It should
be added that he was decidedly red-headed. He
behaved in such an awkward manner that the
hostess ventured this criticism to the gentleman
who had introduced him—‘Vous m’avez fait connaître
un jeune homme roux et sot, mais non pas
un Rousseau.’”
At this point our teacher started to laugh
again. According to the nomenclature of our
authors this is sound-wit and a poor kind at
that, since it plays with a proper name.
But what is the technique of this wit? It is
quite clear that the character which we had perhaps
hoped to demonstrate universally leaves us
in the lurch in the first new example. Here
there is no omission and scarcely an abbreviation.
In the witticism the lady expresses almost
everything that we can ascribe to the thoughts.
“You have made me look forward to meeting a
relative of J. J. Rousseau. I expected that he
was perhaps even mentally related to him.
Imagine my surprise to find this red-haired
34foolish boy, a roux et sot.” To be sure, I was
able to add and insert something, but this
attempt at reduction does not annul the wit.
It remains fixed and attached to the sound
similarity of
Rousseau.
roux sot
This proves that condensation
with substitution plays no part in
the production of this witticism.
With what else do we have to deal? New
attempts at reduction taught me that the joke
will persistently continue until the name Rousseau
is replaced by another. If, e.g., I substitute
the name Racine for it I find that although
the lady’s criticism is just as feasible
as before it immediately loses every trace of wit.
Now I know where I can look for the technique
of this joke although I still hesitate to formulate
it. I shall make the following attempt:
The technique of the witticism lies in the fact
that one and the same word—the name—is
used in a twofold application, once as a whole
and once divided into its syllables like a charade.
I can mention a few examples of identical
technique. A witticism of this sort was utilized
by an Italian lady to avenge a tactless remark
made to her by the first Napoleon. Pointing
to her compatriots at a court ball he said:
“Tutti gli Italian danzano si male” (all
Italians dance so badly). To which she quickly
35replied: “Non tutti, ma buona parte” (Not
all, but a great many)—Buona parte.[22]
Buonaparte. Brill
reports still another example in which the wit
depends on the twofold application of a name:
“Hood once remarked that he had to be a lively
Hood for a livelihood.”[23]
At one time when Antigone was produced
in Berlin a critic found that the presentation
entirely lacked the character of antiquity. The
wits of Berlin incorporated this criticism in
the following manner: “Antique? Oh, nay”
(Th. Vischer and K. Fischer).
In these examples, which will suffice for this
species of wit, the technique is the same. A
name is made use of twice; first, as a whole, and
then divided into its syllables—and in their
divided state the syllables yield a different
meaning.[24] The manifold application of the
same word, once as a whole and then as the
component syllables into which it divides itself,
was the first case that came to our attention
in which technique deviated from that of condensation.
36Upon brief reflection, however, we
must divine from the abundance of examples
that come to us that the newly discovered
technique can hardly be limited to this single
means. Obviously there are any number of
hitherto unobserved possibilities for one to
utilize the same word or the same material of
words in manifold application in one sentence.
May not all these possibilities furnish technical
means for wit? It would seem so, judging
by the following examples.
“Two witty statesmen, X and Y, met at a
dinner. X, acting as toastmaster, introduced Y
as follows: ‘My friend, Y, is a very wonderful
man. All you have to do is to open his mouth,
put in a dinner, and a speech appears, etc.’
Responding to the speaker, Y said: ‘My
friend, the toastmaster, told you what a wonderful
man I am, that all you have to do is to
open my mouth, put in a dinner, and a speech
appears. Now let me tell you what a wonderful
man he is. All you have to do is open
anybody’s mouth, put in his speech, and the dinner
appears.’”[25]
In examples of this sort, one can use the
same material of words and simply change
slightly their order. The slighter the change,
the more one gets the impression that different
37sense was expressed with the same words,
the better is the technical means of wit. And
how simple are the means of its production!
“Put in a dinner and a speech appears—put
in a speech and a dinner appears.” This is
really nothing but an exchange of places of
these two phrases whereby what was said of Y
becomes differentiated from what is said of
X. To be sure, this is not the whole technique
of the joke.[26]
Great latitude is afforded the technique of
wit if one so extends the “manifold application
of the same material” that the word—or the
words—upon which the wit depends may be
used first unchanged and then with a slight
modification. An example is another joke of
Mr. N. He heard a gentleman, who himself
was born a Jew, utter a malicious statement
about Jewish character. “Mr. Councilor,”
said he, “I am familiar with your antesemitism,
but your antisemitism is new to me.”
Here only one single letter is changed, the
modification of which could hardly be noticed
in careless pronunciation. This example reminds
one of the other modification jokes of
38Mr. N., but it differs from them in lacking the
condensation. Everything that was to be said
has been told in the joke. “I know that you
yourself were formerly a Jew, therefore I am
surprised that you should rail against the
Jew.”
An excellent example of such wit modification
is also the familiar exclamation: “Traduttore—Traditore.”[27]
The similarity between the two words, almost
approaching identity, results in a very impressive
representation of the inevitability by
which a translator becomes a transgressor—in
the eyes of the author.
The manifoldness of slight modifications possible
in these jokes is so great that none is
quite similar to the other. Here is a joke which
is supposed to have arisen at an examination for
the degree of law. The candidate was translating
a passage from the Corpus juris, “Labeo
ait.” “‘I fall (fail),’ says he,” volunteered
the candidate. “‘You fall (fail),’ says I,” replied
the examiner and the examination ended.
Whoever mistakes the name of the celebrated
Jurist for a word to which he attaches a false
meaning certainly deserves nothing better. But
the technique of the witticism lies in the fact
39that the examiner used almost the same words
in punishing the applicant which the latter used
to prove his ignorance. Besides, the joke is an
example of repartee whose technique, as we
shall see, is closely allied to the one just
mentioned.
Words are plastic and may be moulded into
almost any shape. There are some words which
have lost their true original meaning in certain
usages which they still enjoy in other
applications. In one of Lichtenberg’s jokes
just those conditions have been sought for in
which the nuances of the wordings have removed
their basic meaning.
“How goes it?” asked the blind of the lame
one. “As you see,” replied the lame one to the
blind.
Language is replete with words which taken
in one sense are full of meaning and in another
are colorless. There may be two different
derivatives from the same root, one of which
may develop into a word with a full meaning
while the other may become a colorless suffix or
prefix, and yet both may have the same sound.
The similarity of sound between a word having
full meaning and one whose meaning is colorless
may also be accidental. In both cases
the technique of wit can make use of such
relationship of the speech material. The
40following examples illustrate some of these
points.
“Do you call a man kind who remits nothing
to his family while away?” asked an actor.
“Call that kindness?” “Yes, unremitting
kindness,” was the reply of Douglas Jerrold.
The wit here depends on the first syllable un
of the word unremitting. Un is usually a prefix
denoting “not,” but by adding it to “remitting”
a new relationship is unexpectedly
established which changes the meaning of the
context. “An undertaker is one who always
carries out what he undertakes.” The striking
character upon which the wit here depends
is the manifold application of the words undertaker
and carry out. Undertaker commonly
denotes one who manages funerals. Only when
taken in this sense and using the words carry
out literally is the sentence witty. The wit
lies in the manifold application of the same
words.
If we delve more deeply into the variety of
“manifold application” of the same word we
suddenly notice that we are confronted with
forms of “double meaning” or “plays on
words” which have been known a long time and
41which are universally acknowledged as belonging
to the technique of wit. Then why have we
bothered our brains about discovering something
new when we could just as well have gleaned it
from the most superficial treatise on wit? We
can say in self-defense only that we are presenting
another side of the same phenomena
of verbal expressions. What the authors
call the “playful” character of wit we treat
from the point of view of “manifold application.”
Further examples of manifold application
which may also be designated under a new and
third group, the class of double meaning, may
be divided into subdivisions. These, to be sure,
are not essentially differentiated from one another
any more than the whole third group from
the second. In the first place we have:
(a) Cases of double meaning of a name and
its verbal significance: e.g., “Discharge thyself
of our company, Pistol” (Henry IV, Act
II). “For Suffolk’s duke may he suffocate”
(Henry IV, Act I). Heine says, “Here in
Hamburg rules not the rascally Macbeth, but
Banko (Banquo).”
In those cases where the unchanged name
cannot be used,—one might say “misused,”—one
can get a double meaning by means of
familiar slight modifications: “Why have the
42French rejected Lohengrin?” was a question
asked some time ago. The answer was, “On
Elsa’s (Alsace) account.”
(b) Cases where a double meaning is obtained
by using a word which has both a verbal and
metaphoric sense furnish an abundant source
for the technique of wit. A medical colleague,
who was well known for his wit, once said to
Arthur Schnitzler, the writer: “I am not at all
surprised that you became a great poet. Your
father had already held up the mirror to his
contemporaries.” The mirror used by the
father of the writer, the famous Dr. Schnitzler,
was the laryngoscope. According to the well-known
quotation from Hamlet (Act III,
Scene 2), the object of the play as well as
the writer who creates it is to “hold, as’t were,
the mirror up to nature; to show virtue her
own feature, scorn her own image, and the very
age and body of the time his form and pressure.”
(c) Cases of actual double meaning or play
on words—the ideal case, as it were, of manifold
application. Here no violence is done to the
word. It is not torn into syllables. It need
not undergo any modifications. It need not
exchange its own particular sphere, say as a
proper name, for another. Thanks to certain
circumstances it can express two meanings just
43as it stands in the structure of the sentence.
Many examples are at our disposal.
One of the first royal acts of the last Napoleon
was, as is well known, the confiscation
of the estates belonging to the House of Orleans.
“C’est le premier vol de l’aigle” was
an excellent play on words current at that time.
“Vol” means both flight and theft. Louis XV
wished to test the wit of one of his courtiers
whose talent in that direction he had heard
about. He seized his first opportunity to command
the cavalier to concoct a joke at his
(the king’s) expense. He wanted to be the
“subject” of the witticism. The courtier answered
him with the clever bonmot, “Le roi
n’est pas sujet.” “Subject” also means “vassal.”
(Taken from K. Fischer.)
A physician, leaving the sick-bed of a wife,
whose husband accompanied him, exclaimed
doubtfully: “I do not like her looks.” “I
have not liked her looks for a long time,” was
the quick rejoinder of the husband. The
physician, of course, referred to the condition
of the wife, but he expressed his apprehension
about the patient in such words as to afford
the husband the means of utilizing them to
assert his conjugal aversion. Concerning a
satirical comedy Heine remarked: “This satire
would not have been so biting had the author
44of it had more to bite.” This jest is a better
example of metaphoric and common double
meaning than of real play upon words, but
at present we are not concerned about such
strict lines of demarcation. Charles Matthews,
the elder, one of England’s greatest actors,
was asked what he was going to do with his
son (the young man was destined for architecture).
“Why,” answered the comedian, “he
is going to draw houses like his father.” Foote
once asked a man why he forever sang one
tune. “Because it haunts me,” replied the man.
“No wonder,” said Foote, “you are continually
murdering it.” Said the Dyspeptic Philosopher:
“One swallow doesn’t make a summer,
nor quench the thirst.”
A gentleman had shown much ingenuity in
evading a notorious borrower whom he had
sent away many times with the request to call
when he was “in.” One day, however, the
borrower eluded the servant at the door and cornered
his victim.
“Ah,” said the host, seeing there was no way
out of it, “at last I am in.”
“No,” returned the borrower in anticipation,
“at last I am in and you are out.”
Heine said in the Harzreise: “I cannot recall
at the moment the names of all the students,
45and among the professors there are some who
have no name as yet.”
Dr. Johnson said of the University of St.
Andrews in Scotland, which was poor in purse,
but prolific in the distribution of its degrees:
“Let it persevere in its present plan and it may
become rich by degrees.” Here the wit depends
more on the manifold application than
on the play on words.
The keen-witted writer, Horatio Winslow,
sums up the only too-familiar history of some
American families as follows:
Gold Mine
Gold Spoon
Gold Cure
The last couplet, gold cure, refers to the
familiar cure for alcoholism. This wit is an
excellent example of unification—everything is,
as it were, of gold. The manifold meanings
of the adjective which do not very strikingly
contrast with one another make possible this
“manifold application.”
Another play on words will facilitate the
transition to a new subdivision of the technique
of double meaning. The witty colleague who
46was responsible for the joke mentioned on
page 42 is likewise responsible for this joke,
current during the trial of Dreyfus:
“This girl reminds me of Dreyfus. The
army does not believe in her innocence.”
The word innocence, whose double meaning
furnishes the basis of the witticism, has in one
connection the customary meaning which is the
opposite of guilt or transgression, while in the
other connection it has a sexual sense, the
opposite of which is sexual experience. There
are very many such examples of double meaning
and in each one the point of the joke refers
especially to a sexual sense. The group could
be designated as “ambiguous.” A good example
to illustrate this is the story told of a
wealthy but elderly gentleman who showed
his devotion to a young actress by many lavish
gifts. Being a respectable girl she took the
first opportunity to discourage his attentions by
telling him that her heart was already given
to another man. “I never aspired as high as
that,” was his polite answer.
If one compares this example of double-meaning-with-ambiguity
with other examples
one cannot help noticing a difference which is
not altogether inconsequential to the technique.
In the joke about “innocence” one meaning of
the word is just as good for our understanding
47of it as the other. One can really not decide
whether the sexual or non-sexual significance
of the word is more applicable and more
familiar. But it is different with the other
example mentioned. Here the final sense of
the words, “I never aspired as high as that,”
is by far more obtrusive and covers and conceals,
as it were, the sexual sense which could
easily escape the unsuspecting person. In sharp
contrast to this let us examine another example
of double meaning in which there is no attempt
made to veil its sexual significance—e.g., Heine’s
characterization of a complaisant lady: “She
could pass (abschlagen) nothing except her
water.” It sounds like an obscene joke and
the wit in it is scarcely noticed.[28] But the
peculiarity that both senses of the double meaning
are not equally manifested can occur also in
witticisms without sexual reference providing
that one sense is more common or that it is
preferred on account of its connection with the
other parts of the sentence (e.g., c’est le premier
vol de l’aigle). All these examples I propose
to call double meaning with allusion.
48We have by this time become familiar with
such a large number of different techniques of
wit that I am afraid we may lose sight of them.
Let us, therefore, attempt to make a summary.
- I.
- Condensation
- (a)
- with mixed word-formation.
- (b)
- with modification.
- II.
- The Application of the Same Material
- (c)
- The whole and the part.
- (d)
- Change of order.
- (e)
- Slight modification.
- (f)
- The same words used in their full or colorless sense.
- III.
- Double Meaning
- (g)
- Name and verbal significance.
- (h)
- Metaphorical and verbal meaning.
- (i)
- True double meaning (play on words).
- (j)
- Ambiguous meaning.
- (k)
- Double meaning with allusion.
This variety causes confusion. It might vex
us because we have devoted so much time to
the consideration of the technical means of wit,
and the stress laid on the forms might possibly
arouse our suspicions that we are overvaluing
49their importance so far as the knowledge of the
nature of wit is concerned. But this conjecture
is met by the one irrefutable fact: namely, that
each time the wit disappears as soon as we
remove the effect that was brought to expression
by these techniques. We are thus directed
to search for the unity in this variety. It must
be possible to bring all these techniques under
one head. As we have remarked before, it is
not difficult to unite the second and third
groups, for the double meaning, the play on
words, is nothing but the ideal case of utilizing
the same material. The latter is here apparently
the more comprehensive conception. The
examples of dividing, changing the order of the
same material, manifold application with slight
modifications (c, d, e)—all these could, without
difficulty, be subordinated under the conception
of double meaning. But what community exists
between the technique of the first group—condensation
with substitutive formation—and
the two other groups—manifold application of
the same material?
It seems to me that this agreement is very
simple and clear. The application of the same
material is only a special case of condensation
and the play on words is nothing but a condensation
50without substitutive formation. Condensation
thus remains as the chief category. A
compressing or—to be more exact—an economic
tendency controls all these techniques.
As Prince Hamlet says: “Thrift, Horatio,
thrift.” It seems to be all a matter of economy.
Let us examine this economy in individual
cases. “C’est le premier vol de l’aigle.” That
is, the first flight of the eagle. Certainly, but
it is a depredatious flight. Luckily for the gist
of this joke “vol” signifies flight as well as
depredation. Has nothing been condensed and
economized by this? Certainly, the entire second
thought, and it was dropped without any
substitution. The double sense of the word
“vol” makes such substitution superfluous, or
what is just as correct: The word “vol” contains
the substitution for the repressed thought
without the necessity of supplementing or
varying the first sentence. Therein consists the
benefit of the double meaning.
Another example: Gold mine,—gold spoon,
the enormous economy of expression the single
word “gold” produces. It really tells the history
of two generations in the life of some
American families. The father made his fortune
through hard toiling in the gold fields during
the early pioneer days. The son was born
with a golden spoon in his mouth; having been
51brought up as the son of a wealthy man, he becomes
a chronic alcoholic and has to take the
gold cure.
Thus there is no doubt that the condensation
in these examples produces economy and we
shall demonstrate that the same is true in all
cases. Where is the economy in such jokes
as “Rousseau—roux et sot,” or “Antigone—antique-oh-nay”
in which we first failed to
find the prime factors in causing us to establish
the technique of the manifold application of the
same material? In these cases condensation
will naturally not cover the ground, but when
we exchange it for the broader conception of
“economy” we find no difficulty. What we
save in such examples as those just given is
quite obvious. We save ourselves the trouble
of making a criticism, of forming a judgment.
Both are contained in the names. The same is
true in the “livelihood” example and the others
thus far analyzed. Where one does not save
much is in the example of “I am in and you
are out,” at least the wording of a new answer is
saved. The wording of the address, “I am in,”
serves also for the answer. It is little, but in
this little lies the wit. The manifold application
of the same words in addressing and answering
surely comes under the heading of economy.
Note how Hamlet sums up the quick succession
52of the death of his father and the marriage of
his mother:
“the funeral baked meats
Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.”
But before we accept the “tendency to economize”
as the universal character of wit and ask
whence it originates, what it signifies, and how
it gives origin to the resultant pleasure, we shall
concede a doubt which may justly be considered.
It may be true that every technique
of wit shows the tendency to economize in expression,
but the relationship is not reversible.
Not every economy in expression or every
brevity is witty on that account. We once
raised this question when we still hoped to
demonstrate the condensation process in every
witticism and at that we justly objected by
remarking that a laconism is not necessarily
wit. Hence it must be a peculiar form of
brevity and economy upon which the character
of the wit depends, and just as long as we are
ignorant of this peculiarity the discovery of the
common element in the technique of wit will
bring us no nearer a solution. Besides, we have
the courage to acknowledge that the economies
caused by the technique of wit do not impress us
as very much. They remind one of the manner
in which many a housewife economizes
53when she spends time and money to reach a
distant market because the vegetables can there
be had a cent cheaper. What does wit save by
means of its technique? Instead of putting together
a few new words, which, for the most
part, could have been accomplished without any
effort, it goes to the trouble of searching for
the word which comprises both ideas. Indeed,
it must often at first transform the expression
of one of the ideas into an unusual form until
it furnishes an associative connection with the
second thought. Would it not have been
simpler, easier, and really more economical to
express both thoughts as they happen to come
even if no agreement in expression results? Is
not the economy in verbal expression more than
abrogated through the expenditure of intellectual
work? And who economized through it,
whom does it benefit? We can temporarily circumvent
these doubts by leaving them unsolved
until later on. Are we really familiar enough
with all the forms of techniques of wit? It will
surely be safer to gather new examples and
submit them to analysis.
Indeed, we have not yet given consideration
to one of the largest groups into which the
techniques of wit may be divided. In this we
54have perhaps been influenced by the low estimate
in which this form of wit is held. It
embraces those jokes which are commonly called
“puns.” These are generally counted as the
lowest form of wit, perhaps because they are
“cheapest” and can be formed with the least
effort. They really make the least demands on
the technique of expression just as the actual
play on words makes the most. Whereas in
the latter both meanings find expression in the
identical word, and hence usually in a word
used only once, in the pun it is enough if two
words for both meanings resemble each other
through some slight similarity in structure, in
rhythmic consonance, in the community of
several vowels, or in some other similar manner.
The following examples illustrate these points:
“We are now fallen into that critical age
wherein censores liberorum are become censores
librorum: Lectores, Lictores.”
Professor Cromwell says that Rome in exchanging
her religion changed Jupiter to Jew
Peter.
It is related that some students wishing to
play a trick on Agassiz, the great naturalist,
constructed an insect made up of parts taken
from different bugs and sent it to him with the
question, “What kind of a bug is this?” His
answer was “Humbug.”
55Puns are especially fond of modifying one
of the vowels of the word; e.g., Hevesi (Almanaccando,
Reisen in Italien, p. 87) says of an
Italian poet who was hostile to the German
emperor, but who was, nevertheless, forced to
sing his praises in his hexameters, “Since he
could not exterminate the Cæsars he at least
annihilated the cæsuras.”
From the multitude of puns which are at
our disposal it may be of special interest to
us to quote a really poor example for which
Heine (Book Le Grand, Chapter V) is responsible.
After parading for a long time before his
lady as an “Indian Prince” the suitor suddenly
lays aside his mask and confesses, “Madam, I
have lied to you. I have never been in Calcutta
any more than that Calcutta roast which
I relished yesterday for lunch.” Obviously the
fault of this witticism lies in the fact that both
words are not merely similar, but identical.
The bird which served as a roast for his lunch
is called so because it comes from, or at least
is supposed to come from, the same city of
Calcutta.
K. Fischer has given much attention to this
form of wit and insists upon making a sharp
distinction between it and the “play on words”
(p. 78). “A pun,” he says, “is a bad play on
words, for it does not play with the word as
56a word, but merely as a sound.” The play on
words, however, “transfers itself from the
sound of the word into the word itself.” On
the other hand, he also classifies such jokes as
“famillionaire, Antigone (Antique-Oh-nay),”
etc., with sound-wit. I see no necessity to follow
him in this. In the plays on words, also,
the word serves us only as a sound to which
this or that meaning attaches itself. Here also
usage of language makes no distinction, and
when it treats “puns” with disdain but the play
on words with a certain respect it seems that
these estimations are determined by others as
technical viewpoints. One should bear in mind
the forms of wit which are referred to as puns.
There are persons who have the ability, when
they are in a high-spirited mood, to reply with
a pun for a long time to every sentence addressed
to them. Brill[29] relates that at a gathering
some one spoke disparagingly of a certain
drama and wound up by saying, “It was so
poor that the first act had to be rewritten.”
“And now it is rerotten,” added the punster of
the gathering.
At all events we can already infer from the
controversies about the line of demarcation between
puns and play on words that the former
cannot aid us in finding an entirely new technique
57of wit. Even if no claims are made for
the pun that it utilizes the manifold application
of the same material, the accent, nevertheless,
falls upon the rediscovering of the familiar and
upon the agreement between both words forming
the pun. Thus the latter is only a subspecies
of the group which reaches its height
in the real play on words.
There are some witticisms, however, whose
techniques baffle almost every attempt to classify
them under any of the groups so far investigated.
It is related that while Heine and the
poet Soulié were once chatting together in a
Parisian drawing-room, there entered one of
those Parisians whom one usually compared to
Midas, but not alone on account of their money.
He was soon surrounded by a crowd which
treated him with the greatest deference. “Look
over there,” said Soulié to Heine, “and see
how the nineteenth century is worshipping the
Golden Calf.” Heine cast one glance upon the
object of adoration and replied, as if correcting
his friend: “Oh, he must be older than
that” (K. Fischer, p. 82).
Wherein lies the technique of this excellent
witticism? According to K. Fischer it lies in
58the play on words. Thus, for example, he says,
“the words ‘Golden Calf’ may signify Mammon
as well as idol-worship,—in the first case
the gold is paramount; in the second case it is
the animal picture. It may likewise serve to
designate in a rather uncomplimentary way one
who has very much money and very little
brains.” If we apply the test and take away
the expression “Golden Calf” we naturally
also abrogate the wit. We then cause Soulié
to say, “Just see how the people are thronging
about that blockhead only because he is
rich.” To be sure, this is no longer witty. Nor
would Heine’s answer be possible under these
circumstances. But let us remember that it is
not at all a matter of Soulié’s witty comparison,
but of Heine’s retort, which is surely much
more witty. We have then no right to disturb
the phrase “the golden calf” which remains
as a basis for Heine’s words and the
reduction can only be applied to the latter. If
we dilate upon the words, “Oh, he must be
older than that,” we can only proceed as follows:
“Oh, he is no longer a calf; he is already a
full-grown ox.” Heme’s wit is therefore based
on the fact that he no longer took the “golden
calf” metaphorically, but personally by referring
it to the moneyed individual himself. If
59this double meaning is not already contained
in the opinion of Soulié!
Let us see. We believe that we can state
that this reduction has not altogether destroyed
Heine’s joke, but, on the contrary, it has left
its essential element untouched. It reads as if
Soulié were now saying, “Just see how the
nineteenth century is worshipping the golden
calf,” and as if Heine were retorting, “Oh, he
is no longer a calf. He is already an ox.” And
even in this reduced form it is still a witticism.
However, another reduction of Heine’s words
is not possible.
It is a pity that this excellent example contains
such complicated technical conditions.
And as it cannot aid us toward enlightenment
we shall leave it to search for another in which
we imagine we can perceive a relationship with
the former one.
It is a “bath” joke treating of the dread which
some Jews are said to have for bathing. We demand
no patent of nobility for our examples
nor do we make inquiries about their origin.
The only qualifications we require are that they
should make us laugh and serve our theoretical
interest. It is to be remarked that both these
demands are satisfied best by Jewish jokes.
Two Jews meet near a bathing establishment.
“Have you taken a bath?” asked one. “How
60is that?” replies the other. “Is one missing?”
When one laughs very heartily about a joke
he is not in the best mood to investigate its
technique. It is for this reason that some
difficulties are experienced in delving into their
analyses. “That is a comic misunderstanding”
is the thought that comes to us. Yes, but how
about the technique of this joke? Obviously
the technique lies in the double meaning of the
word take. In the first case the word is used
in a colorless idiomatic sense, while in the second
it is the verb in its full meaning. It is,
therefore, a case where the same word is taken
now in the “full” and now in the “empty”
sense (Group II, f). And if we replace the
expression “take a bath” by the simpler
equivalent “bathed” the wit disappears. The
answer is no longer fitting. The joke, therefore,
lies in the expression “take a bath.”
This is quite correct, yet it seems that in
this case, also, the reduction was applied in
the wrong place, for the joke does not lie in
the question, but in the answer, or rather in the
counter question: “How is that? Is there
one missing?” Provided the same is not destroyed
the answer cannot be robbed of its wit
by any dilation or variation. We also get the
impression that in the answer of the second
Jew the overlooking of the bath is more significant
61than the misconception of the word “take.”
However, here, too, things do not look quite
clear and we will, therefore, look for a third
example.
Once more we shall resort to a Jewish joke
in which, however, the Jewish element is incidental
only. Its essence is universally human.
It is true that this example, too, contains undesirable
complications, but luckily they are
not of the kind so far which have kept us from
seeing clearly.
In his distress a needy man borrowed twenty-five
dollars from a wealthy acquaintance. The
same day he was discovered by his creditor in a
restaurant eating a dish of salmon with mayonnaise.
The creditor reproached him in these
words: “You borrow money from me and then
order salmon with mayonnaise. Is that what
you needed the money for?” “I don’t understand
you,” responded the debtor, “when I have
no money I can’t eat salmon with mayonnaise.
When I have money I mustn’t eat it. Well
then, when shall I ever eat salmon with mayonnaise?”
Here we no longer discover any double meaning.
Even the repetition of the words “salmon
with mayonnaise” cannot contain the technique
of the witticism, as it is not the “manifold application
of the same material,” but an actual,
62identical repetition required by the context.
We may be temporarily nonplussed in this
analysis, and, as a pretext, we may wish to dispute
the character of the wit in the anecdote
which causes us to laugh. What else worthy
of notice can be said about the answer of the
poor man? It may be supposed that the striking
thing about it is its logical character, but,
as a matter of fact, the answer is illogical. The
debtor endeavors to justify himself for spending
the borrowed money on luxuries and asks, with
some semblance of right, when he is to be allowed
to eat salmon. But this is not at all
the correct answer. The creditor does not blame
him for eating salmon on the day that he borrowed
the money, but reminds him that in his
condition he has no right to think of such luxuries
at all. The poor bon vivant disregards
this only possible meaning of the reproach,
centers his answer about another point, and acts
as if he did not understand the reproach.
Is it possible that the technique of this joke
lies in this deviation of the answer from the
sense of reproach? A similar changing of the
viewpoint—displacement of the psychic accent—may
perhaps also be demonstrated in the two
previous examples which we felt were related
to this one. This can be successfully shown
and solves the technique of these examples.
63Soulié calls Heine’s attention to the fact that
society worships the “golden calf” in the nineteenth
century just as the Jewish nation once
did in the desert. To this an answer from
Heine like the following would seem fit: “Yes,
that is human nature. Centuries have changed
nothing in it;” or he might have remarked
something equally apposite. But Heine deviates
in his manner from the instigated thought.
Indeed, he does not answer at all. He makes
use of the double meaning found in the phrase
“golden calf” to go off at a tangent. He seizes
upon one of the components of the phrase,
namely, “the calf,” and answers as if Soulié’s
speech placed the emphasis on it—“Oh, he is
no longer a calf, etc.”[30]
The deviation is much more evident in the
bath joke. This example requires a graphic
representation. The first Jew asks, “Have
you taken a bath?” The emphasis lies upon
the bath element. The second answers as if the
query were: “Have you taken a bath?” The
displacement would have been impossible if
the question had been: “Have you bathed?”
The witless answer would have been: “Bathed?
What do you mean? I don’t know what that
64means.” However, the technique of the wit lies
in the displacement of the emphasis from “to
bathe” to “to take.”[31]
Let us return to the example “salmon with
mayonnaise,” which is the purest of its kind.
What is new in it will direct us into various
paths. In the first place we have to give
the mechanism of this newly discovered technique.
I propose to designate it as having
displacement for its most essential element.
The deviation of the trend of thought consists
in displacing the psychic accent to another
than the original theme. It is then incumbent
upon us to find out the relationship of the
technique of displacement to the expression of
the witticism. Our example (salmon with
mayonnaise) shows us that the displacement
technique is absolutely independent of the verbal
expression. It does not depend upon words,
but upon the mental trend, and to abrogate it
we are not helped by substitution so long as
the sense of the answer is adhered to. The reduction
is possible only when we change the
65mental trend and permit the gastronomist to
answer directly to the reproach which he eluded
in the conception of the joke. The reduced
conception will then be: “What I like I cannot
deny myself, and it is all the same to me where
I get the money for it. Here you have my
explanation as to why I happen to be eating
salmon with mayonnaise to-day just after you
have loaned me some money.” But that would
not be witticism but a cynicism. It will be
instructive to compare this joke with one
which is closely allied to it in meaning.
A man who was addicted to drink supported
himself in a small city by giving lessons. His
vice gradually became known and he lost most
of his pupils in consequence. A friend of his
took it upon himself to admonish him to reform.
“Look here,” he said, “you could have
the best scholars in town if you would give up
drinking. Why not do it?” “What are you
talking about?” was the indignant reply. “I
am giving lessons in order to be able to drink.
Shall I give up drinking in order to obtain
scholars?”
This joke, too, carries the stamp of logic
which we have noted in the case of “salmon
with mayonnaise,” but it is no longer displacement-wit.
The answer is a direct one. The
cynicism, which is veiled there, is openly admitted
66here, “For me drink is the most important
thing.” The technique of this witticism
is really very poor and cannot explain its
effect. It lies merely in the change in order
of the same material, or to be more exact, in
the reversal of the means-and-end relationship
between drink and giving lessons or getting
scholars. As I gave no greater emphasis in
the reduction to this factor of the expression
the witticism is somewhat blurred; it may be
expressed as follows: “What a senseless demand
to make. For me, drink is the most important
thing and not the scholars. Giving
lessons is only a means towards more drink.”
The wit is really dependent upon the expression.
In the bath wit, the dependence of the witticism
upon the wording “have you taken a
bath” is unmistakable and a change in the
wording nullifies the joke. The technique in
this case is quite complicated. It is a combination
of double meaning (sub-group f) and
displacement. The wording of the question
admits a double meaning. The joke arises
from the fact that the answer is given not in
the sense expected by the questioner, but has a
different subordinate sense. By making the
displacement retrogressive we are accordingly
in position to find a reduction which leaves the
67double meaning in the expression and still does
away with the wit.
“Have you taken a bath?” “Taken what?
A bath? What is that?” But that is no longer
a witticism. It is simply either a spiteful or
playful exaggeration.
In Heme’s joke about the “golden calf” the
double meaning plays a quite similar part. It
makes it possible for the answer to deviate from
the instigated stream of thought—a thing which
happens in the joke about “salmon and mayonnaise”—without
any such dependence upon the
wording. In the reduction Soulié’s speech and
Heine’s answer would be as follows: “It reminds
one very much of the worship of the
golden calf when one sees the people throng
around that man simply because he is rich.”
Heine’s answer would be: “That he is made
so much of on account of his wealth is not the
worst part. You do not emphasize enough the
fact that his ignorance is forgiven on account
of his wealth.” Thus, while the double meaning
would be retained the displacement-wit
would be eliminated.
Here we may be prepared for the objection
which might be raised, namely, that we are
seeking to tear asunder these delicate differentiations
which really belong together. Does
not every double meaning furnish occasion for
68displacement and for a deviation of the stream
of thought from one sense to another? And
shall we agree that a “double meaning” and
“displacement” should be designated as representatives
of two entirely different types of
wit? It is true that a relation between double
meaning and displacement actually exists, but
it has nothing to do with our differentiation
of the techniques of wit. In cases of double
meaning the wit contains nothing but a word
capable of several interpretations which allows
the hearer to find the transition from one
thought to another, and which with a little
forcing may be compared to a displacement.
In the cases of displacement-wit, however, the
witticism itself contains a stream of thought
in which the displacement is brought about.
Here the displacement belongs to the work
which is necessary for its understanding.
Should this differentiation not be clear to us we
can make use of the reduction method, which is
an unfailing way for tangible demonstration.
We do not deny, however, that there is something
in this objection. It calls our attention
to the fact that we cannot confuse the psychic
processes in the formation of wit (the wit-work)
with the psychic processes in the conception of
the wit (the understanding-work). The object
69of our present investigation will be confined
only to the former.[32]
Are there still other examples of the technique
of displacement? They are not easily
found, but the following witticism is a very
good specimen. It also shows a lack of overemphasized
logic found in our former examples.
A horse-dealer in recommending a saddle
horse to his client said: “If you mount this
horse at four o’clock in the morning you will
be in Monticello at six-thirty in the morning.”
“What will I do in Monticello at six-thirty in
the morning?” asked the client.
Here the displacement is very striking. The
horse-dealer mentions the early arrival in the
small city only with the obvious intention of
proving the efficiency of the horse. The client
disregards the capacity of the animal, about
which he evidently has no more doubts, and
takes up only the data of the example selected
70for the test. The reduction of this joke is comparatively
simple.
More difficulties are encountered by another
example, the technique of which is very obscure.
It can be solved, however, through the application
of double meaning with displacement. The
joke relates the subterfuge employed by a
“schadchen” (Jewish marriage broker). It
belongs to a class which will claim more of our
attention later.
The “schadchen” had assured the suitor
that the father of the girl was no longer living.
After the engagement had been announced the
news leaked out that the father was still living
and serving a sentence in prison. The suitor
reproached the agent for deceiving him.
“Well,” said the latter, “what did I tell you?
Do you call that living?”
The double meaning lies in the word “living,”
and the displacement consists in the fact that
the “schadchen” avoids the common meaning
of the word, which is a contrast to “death,” and
uses it in the colloquial sense: “You don’t call
that living.” In doing this he explains his
former utterance as a double meaning, although
this manifold application is here quite out of
place. Thus far the technique resembles that
of the “golden calf” and the “bath” jokes.
Here, however, another factor comes into consideration
71which disturbs the understanding of
the technique through its obtrusiveness. One
might say that this joke is a “characterization-wit.”
It endeavors to illustrate by example the
marriage agent’s characteristic admixture of
mendacious impudence and repartee. We shall
learn that this is only the “show-side” of the
façade of the witticism, that is, its sense. Its
object serves a different purpose. We shall
also defer our attempt at reduction.[33]
After these complicated examples, which are
not at all easy to analyze, it will be gratifying
to find a perfectly pure and transparent example
of “displacement-wit.” A beggar implored
the help of a wealthy baron for a trip
to Ostend, where he asserted the physicians had
ordered him to take sea baths for his health.
“Very well, I shall assist you,” said the rich
baron, “but is it absolutely necessary for you to
go to Ostend, which is the most expensive of all
watering-places?” “Sir,” was the reproving
reply, “nothing is too expensive for my health.”
Certainly that is a proper attitude, but hardly
proper for the supplicant. The answer is given
from the viewpoint of a rich man. The beggar
acts as if it were his own money that he was
willing to sacrifice for his health, as if money
and health concerned the same person.
72
Let us take up again in this connection the
instructive example of “salmon with mayonnaise.”
It also presents to us a side in which
we noticed a striking display of logical work
and we have learned from analyzing it that
this logic concealed an error of thought, namely,
a displacement of the stream of thought.
Henceforth, even if only by way of contrast
association, we shall be reminded of other jokes
which, on the contrary, present clearly something
contradictory, something nonsensical, or
foolish. We shall be curious to discover wherein
the technique of the witticism lies. I shall
first present the strongest and at the same time
the purest example of the entire group. Once
more it is a Jewish joke.
Ike was serving in the artillery corps. He
was seemingly an intelligent lad, but he was
unwieldy and had no interest in the service.
One of his superiors, who was kindly disposed
toward him, drew him aside and said to him:
“Ike, you are out of place among us. I would
advise you to buy a cannon and make yourself
independent.”
The advice, which makes us laugh heartily,
is obvious nonsense. There are no cannon to
be bought and an individual cannot possibly
73make himself independent as a fighting force
or establish himself, as it were. One cannot
remain one minute in doubt but that this advice
is not pure nonsense, but witty nonsense
and an excellent joke. By what means does
the nonsense become a witticism?
We need not meditate very long. From the
discussions of the authors in the Introduction
we can guess that sense lurks in such witty
nonsense, and that this sense in nonsense transforms
nonsense into wit. In our example the
sense is easily found. The officer who gives
the artilleryman, Ike, the nonsensical advice
pretends to be stupid in order to show Ike how
stupidly he is acting. He imitates Ike as if to
say, “I will now give you some advice which is
exactly as stupid as you are.” He enters into
Ike’s stupidity and makes him conscious of it by
making it the basis of a proposition which must
meet with Ike’s wishes, for if Ike owned a cannon
and took up the art of warfare on his own
account, of what advantage would his intelligence
and ambition be to him? How would
he take care of the cannon and acquaint
himself with its mechanism in order to meet
the competition of other possessors of cannon?
I am breaking off the analysis of this example
to show the same sense in nonsense in a shorter
74and simpler, though less glaring case of nonsense-wit.
“Never to be born would be best for mortal
man.” “But,” added the sages of the Fliegende
Blätter, “hardly one man in a hundred thousand
has this luck.”
The modern appendix to the ancient philosophical
saying is pure nonsense, and becomes
still more stupid through the addition of the
seemingly careful “hardly.” But this appendix
in attaching itself to the first sentence incontestably
and correctly limits it. It can thus
open our eyes to the fact that that piece of
wisdom so reverently scanned, is neither more
nor less than sheer nonsense. He who is not
born of woman is not mortal; for him there
exists no “good” and no “best.” The nonsense
of the joke, therefore, serves here to expose
and present another bit of nonsense as in the
case of the artilleryman. Here I can add a
third example which, owing to its context,
scarcely deserves a detailed description. It
serves, however, to illustrate the use of nonsense
in wit in order to represent another element
of nonsense.
A man about to go upon a journey intrusted
his daughter to his friend, begging him to watch
over her chastity during his absence. When
he returned some months later he found that
75she was pregnant. Naturally he reproached
his friend. The latter alleged that he could not
explain this unfortunate occurrence. “Where
has she been sleeping?” the father finally asked.
“In the same room with my son,” replied the
friend. “How is it that you allowed her to
sleep in the same room with your son after I
had begged you so earnestly to take good care
of her?” remonstrated the father. “Well,”
explained the friend, “there was a screen between
them. There was your daughter’s bed
and over there was my son’s bed and between
them stood the screen.” “And suppose he
went behind the screen? What then?” asked
the parent. “Well, in that case,” rejoined the
friend thoughtfully, “it might be possible.”
In this joke—aside from the other qualities
of this poor witticism—we can easily get the
reduction. Obviously, it would read like this:
“You have no right to reproach me. How
could you be so foolish as to leave your daughter
in a house where she must live in the constant
companionship of a young man? As if it were
possible for a stranger to be responsible for
the chastity of a maiden under such circumstances!”
The seeming stupidity of the friend
here also serves as a reflection of the stupidity
of the father. By means of the reduction we
have eliminated the nonsense contained in the
76witticism as well as the witticism itself. We
have not gotten rid of the “nonsense” element
itself, as it finds another place in the context of
the sentence after it has been reduced to its
true meaning.
We can now also attempt the reduction of
the joke about the cannon. The officer might
have said: “I know, Ike, that you are an intelligent
business man, but I must tell you that
you are very stupid if you do not realize that
one cannot act in the army as one does in
business, where each one is out for himself
and competes with the other. Military service
demands subordination and co-operation.”
The technique of the nonsense-witticisms
hitherto discussed really consists in advancing
something apparently absurd or nonsensical
which, however, discloses a sense serving to
illustrate and represent some other actual
absurdity and nonsense.
Has the employment of contradiction in the
technique of wit always this meaning? Here is
another example which answers this affirmatively.
On an occasion when Phocion’s speech
was applauded he turned to his friends and
asked: “Did I say something foolish?”
This question seems paradoxical, but we
immediately comprehend its meaning. “What
have I said that has pleased this stupid crowd?
77I ought really to be ashamed of the applause,
for if it appealed to these fools, it could not
have been very clever after all.”
Other examples teach us that absurdity is
used very often in the technique of wit without
serving at all the purpose of uncovering another
piece of nonsense.
A well-known university teacher who was
wont to spice richly with jokes his rather dry
specialty was once congratulated upon the
birth of his youngest son, who was bestowed
upon him at a rather advanced age. “Yes,”
said he to the well-wishers, “it is remarkable
what mortal hands can accomplish.” This reply
seems especially meaningless and out of place,
for children are called the blessings of God to
distinguish them from creations of mortal hands.
But it soon dawns upon us that this answer has
a meaning and an obscene one at that. The
point in question is not that the happy father
wishes to appear stupid in order to make something
else or some other persons appear stupid.
The seemingly senseless answer causes us astonishment.
It puzzles us, as the authors would
have it. We have seen that the authors deduce
the entire mechanism of such jokes from the
change of the succession of “clearness and confusion.”
We shall try to form an opinion about
this later. Here we content ourselves by remarking
78that the technique of this witticism
consists in advancing such confusing and senseless
elements.
An especially peculiar place among the nonsense-jokes
is assumed by this joke of Lichtenberg.
“He was surprised that the two holes were
cut in the pelts of cats just where their eyes
were located.” It is certainly foolish to be
surprised about something that is obvious in
itself, something which is really the explanation
of an identity. It reminds one of a seriously
intended utterance of Michelet (The Woman)
which, as I remember it, runs as follows: “How
beautifully everything is arranged by nature.
As soon as the child comes into the world it
finds a mother who is ready to care for it.”
This utterance of Michelet is really silly, but
the one of Lichtenberg is a witticism, which
makes use of the absurdity for some purpose.
There is something behind it. What? At
present that is something we cannot discuss.
We have learned from two groups of examples
that the wit-work makes use of deviations
from normal thought, namely, displacement
and absurdity, as technical means of presenting
79witty expressions. It is only just to
expect that other faulty thinking may find a
similar application. Indeed, a few examples of
this sort can be cited.
A gentleman entered a shop and ordered a
fancy cake, which, however, he soon returned,
asking for some liqueur in its stead. He drank
the liqueur, and was about to leave without
paying for it. The shopkeeper held him back.
“What do you want of me?” he asked.
“Please pay for the liqueur,” said the shopkeeper.
“But I have given you the fancy cake
for it.” “Yes, but you have not paid for that
either.” “Well, neither have I eaten it.”
This little story also bears the semblance of
logic which we already know as the suitable
façade for faulty thinking. The error, obviously,
lies in the fact that the cunning customer
establishes a connection between the return
of the fancy cake and its exchange for the
liqueur, a connection which really does not
exist. The state of affairs may be divided into
two processes which as far as the shopkeeper
is concerned are independent of each other.
He first took the fancy cake and returned it,
so that he owes nothing for it. He then took
the liqueur, for which he owes money. One
might say that the customer uses the relation
“for it” in a double sense, or, to speak more
80correctly, by means of a double sense he forms
a relation which does not hold in reality.[34]
The opportunity now presents itself for making
a not unimportant confession. We are
here busying ourselves with an investigation of
technique of wit by means of examples, and
we ought to be sure that the examples which
we have selected are really true witticisms.
The facts are, however, that in a series of
cases we fall into doubt as to whether or not
the example in question may be called a joke.
We have no criterion at our disposal before
investigation itself furnishes one. Usage of
language is unreliable and is itself in need of
examination for its authority. To decide the
question we can rely on nothing else but a
certain “feeling,” which we may interpret by
saying that in our judgment the decision follows
certain criteria which are not yet accessible
to our knowledge. We shall naturally not
appeal to this “feeling” for substantial proof.
In the case of the last-mentioned example we
cannot help doubting whether we may present
it as a witticism, as a sophistical witticism, or
81merely as a sophism. The fact is that we do
not yet know wherein the character of wit lies.
On the other hand the following example,
which evinces, as it were, the complementary
faulty thinking, is a witticism without any
doubt. Again it is a story of a marriage agent.
The agent is defending the girl he has proposed
against the attacks of her prospective fiancé.
“The mother-in-law does not suit me,” the
latter remarks. “She is a crabbed, foolish person.”
“That’s true,” replies the agent, “but
you are not going to marry the mother-in-law,
but the daughter.” “Yes, but she is no longer
young, and she is not pretty, either.” “That’s
nothing: if she is not young or pretty you can
trust her all the more.” “But she hasn’t much
money.” “Why talk of money? Are you going
to marry money? You want a wife, don’t
you?” “But she is a hunchback.” “Well,
what of that? Do you expect her to have no
blemishes at all?”
It is really a question of an ugly girl who is
no longer young, who has a paltry dowry and a
repulsive mother, and who is besides equipped
with a pretty bad deformity, relations which are
not at all inviting to matrimony. The marriage
agent knows how to present each individual
fault in a manner to cause one to become
reconciled to it, and then takes up the unpardonable
82hunch back as the one fault which
can be excused in any one. Here again there
is the semblance of logic which is characteristic
of sophisms, and which serves to conceal the
faulty thinking. It is apparent that the girl
possesses nothing but faults, many of which
can be overlooked, but one that cannot be passed
by. The chances for the marriage become very
slim. The agent acts as if he removed each
individual fault by his evasions, forgetting that
each leaves behind some depreciation which is
added to the next one. He insists upon dealing
with each factor individually, and refuses to
combine them into a sum total.
A similar omission forms the nucleus of another
sophism which causes much laughter,
though one can well question its right to be
called a joke.
A. had borrowed a copper kettle from B., and
upon returning it was sued by B. because it had
a large hole which rendered it unserviceable.
His defense was this: “In the first place I
never borrowed any kettle from B., secondly
the kettle had a hole in it when I received it
from B., thirdly the kettle was in perfect condition
when I returned it.” Each separate protest
is good by itself, but taken together they
exclude each other. A. treats individually
what must be taken as a whole, just as the
83marriage agent when he deals with the imperfections
of the bride. One can also say that A.
uses “and” where only an “either—or” is
possible.
Another sophism greets us in the following
marriage agent story. The suitor objects because
the bride has a short leg and therefore
limps. The agent contradicts him. “You are
wrong,” he says. “Suppose you marry a
woman whose legs are sound and straight.
What do you gain by it? You are not sure
from day to day that she will not fall down,
break a leg, and then be lame for the rest of
her life. Just consider the pain, the excitement,
and the doctor’s bill. But if you marry
this one nothing can happen. Here you have
a finished job.”
Here the semblance of logic is very shallow,
for no one will by any means admit that a
“finished misfortune” is to be preferred to a
mere possibility of such. The error in the
stream of thought will be seen more easily in a
second example.
In the temple of Cracow sat the great Rabbi
N. praying with his disciples. Suddenly he
emitted a cry and in response to his troubled
disciples said: “The great Rabbi L. died just
now in Lemberg.” The congregation thereupon
went into mourning for the deceased. In the
84course of the next day travelers from Lemberg
were asked how the rabbi had died, and what
had caused his death. They knew nothing
about the event, however, as, they said, they
had left him in the best of health. Finally it
was definitely ascertained that the Rabbi of
Lemberg had not died at the hour on which
Rabbi N. had felt his death telepathically, and
that he was still living. A stranger seized the
opportunity to banter a pupil of the Cracow
rabbi about the episode. “That was a glorious
exhibition that your rabbi made of himself
when he saw the Rabbi of Lemberg die,” he
said. “Why, the man is still living!” “No
matter,” replied the pupil. “To look from
Cracow to Lemberg was wonderful anyhow.”
Here the faulty thinking common to both
of the last examples is openly shown. The
value of fanciful ideas is unfairly matched
against reality; possibility is made equivalent
to actuality. To look from Cracow to Lemberg
despite the miles between would have been
an imposing telepathic feat had it resulted in
some truth, but the disciple gives no heed to
that. It might have been possible that the
Rabbi of Lemberg had died at the moment
when the Rabbi of Cracow had proclaimed his
death, but the pupil displaces the accent from
the condition under which the teacher’s act
85would be remarkable to the unconditional admiration
of this act. “In magnis rebus voluisse
sat est” is a similar point of view. Just as in
this example reality is sacrificed in favor of
possibility, so in the foregoing example the
marriage agent suggests to the suitor that the
possibility of the woman’s becoming lame
through an accident is a far more important
consideration to be taken into account; whereas
the question as to whether or not she is lame
is put altogether into the background.
Another interesting group attaches itself to
this one of sophistical faulty thinking, a group
in which the faulty thinking may be designated
as automatic. It is perhaps only a stroke of
fate that all of the examples which I shall cite
for this new group are again stories referring
to marriage agents.
The agent brought along an assistant to a
conference about a bride. This assistant was
to confirm his assertions. “She is as well made
as a pine tree,” said the agent. “Like a pine
tree,” repeated the echo. “She has eyes which
one must appreciate.” “Wonderful eyes,” confirmed
the echo. “She is cultured beyond
words. She possesses extraordinary culture.”
86“Wonderfully cultured,” repeated the assistant.
“However, one thing is true,” confessed the
agent. “She has a slight hunch on her back.”
“And what a hunch!” confirmed the echo.
The other stories are quite analogous to this
one, but they are cleverer.
On being introduced to his prospective bride
the suitor was rather unpleasantly surprised,
and drawing aside the marriage agent he reproachfully
whispered to him: “Why have you
brought me here? She is ugly and old. She
squints, has bad teeth, and bleary eyes.”
“You can talk louder,” interrupted the agent.
“She is deaf, too.”
A prospective bridegroom made his first call
on his future bride in company with the agent,
and while in the parlor waiting for the appearance
of the family the agent drew the young
man’s attention to a glass closet containing a
handsome silver set. “Just look at these
things,” he said. “You can see how wealthy
these people are.” “But is it not possible that
these articles were just borrowed for the occasion,”
inquired the suspicious young man, “so
as to give the appearance of wealth?” “What
an idea,” answered the agent protestingly.
“Who in the world would lend them anything?”
In all three cases one finds the same thing.
87A person who reacts several times in succession
in the same manner continues in the same
manner on the next occasion where it becomes
unsuited and runs contrary to his intentions.
Falling into the automatism of habit he fails
to adapt himself to the demands of the situation.
Thus in the first story the assistant forgot
that he was taken along in order to influence
the suitor in favor of the proposed bride, and
as he had thus far accomplished his task by
emphasizing through repetition the excellencies
attributed to the lady, he now emphasizes also
her timidly conceded hunch back which he
should have belittled.
The marriage agent in the second story is so
fascinated by the failings and infirmities of the
bride that he completes the list from his own
knowledge, which it was certainly neither his
business nor his intention to do. Finally in
the third story he is so carried away by his
zeal to convince the young man of the family’s
wealth that in order to corroborate his proofs
he blurts out something which must upset all
his efforts. Everywhere the automatism triumphs
over the appropriate variation of
thought and expression.
That is quite easy to understand, although
it must cause confusion when it is brought to
our attention that these three stories could just
88as well be termed “comical” as “witty.” Like
every act of unmasking and self-betrayal the
discovery of the psychic automatism also belongs
to technique of the comic. We suddenly
see ourselves here confronted with the problem
of the relationship of wit to the comic element—a
subject which we endeavored to avoid (see
the Introduction). Are these stories only
“comical” and not “witty” also? Does the
comic element employ here the same means as
does the wit? And again, of what does the
peculiar character of wit consist?
We must adhere to the fact that the technique
of the group of witticisms examined last
consists of nothing else but the establishment of
“faulty thinking.” We are forced to admit,
however, that so far the investigation has led
us further into darkness than to illumination.
Nevertheless we do not abandon the hope of
arriving at a result by means of a more thorough
knowledge of the technique of wit which
may become the starting-point for further insight.
The next examples of wit with which we wish
to continue our investigation do not give us as
much work. Their technique reminds us very
much of what we already know. Here is one
89of Lichtenberg’s jokes. “January,” he says,
“is the month in which one extends good wishes
to his friends, and the rest are months in which
the good wishes are not fulfilled.”
As these witticisms may be called clever
rather than strong, we shall reinforce the impression
by examining a few more.
“Human life is divided into two halves; during
the first one looks forward to the second,
and during the second one looks backward to
the first.”
“Experience consists in experiencing what
one does not care to experience.” (The last
two examples were cited by K. Fischer.)
One cannot help being reminded by these examples
of a group, treated of before, which is
characterized by the “manifold application of
the same material.” The last example especially
will cause us to ask why we have not
inserted it there instead of presenting it here
in a new connection. “Experience” is described
through its own terms just as some of
the examples cited above. Neither would I be
against this correction. However, I am of the
opinion that the other two cases, which are
surely similar in character, contain a different
factor which is more striking and more important
than the manifold application of the
same word which shows nothing here touching
90upon double meaning. And what is more, I
wish to emphasize that new and unexpected
identities are here formed which show themselves
in relations of ideas to one another, in
relations of definitions to each other, or to a
common third. I would call this process unification.
Obviously it is analogous to condensation
by compression into similar words. Thus the
two halves of human life are described by the
inter-relationship discovered between them:
during the first part one longs for the second,
and in the second one longs for the first. To
speak more precisely there were two relationships
very similar to each other which were
selected for description. The similarity of the
relationship that corresponds to the similarity of
the words which, just for this reason, might
recall the manifold application of the same
material—(looks forward)
(looks backward).
In Lichtenberg’s joke, January and the
months contrasted with it are characterized
again by a modified relationship to a third
factor: these are good wishes which one receives
in the first month, but are not fulfilled
during the other months. The differentiation
from the manifold application of the same material
which is really related to double meaning
is here quite clear.
91A good example of unification-wit needing
no explanation is the following:
J. B. Rousseau, the French poet, wrote an
ode to posterity (à la postérité). Voltaire,
thinking that the poor quality of the poem in
no way justified its reaching posterity, wittily
remarked, “This poem will not reach its destination”
(K. Fischer).
The last example may remind us of the fact
that it is essentially unification which forms
the basis of the so-called repartee in wit. For
ready repartee consists in using the defense for
aggression and in “turning the tables” or in
“paying with the same coin.” That is, the
repartee consists in establishing an unexpected
identity between attack and counter-attack.
For example, a baker said to a tavern keeper,
one of whose fingers was festering: “I guess
your finger got into your beer.” The tavern
keeper replied: “You are wrong. One of your
rolls got under my finger nail” (Ueberhorst:
Das Komische, II, 1900).
While Serenissimus was traveling through his
domains he noticed a man in the crowds who
bore a striking resemblance to himself. He
beckoned him to come over and asked: “Was
your mother ever employed in my home?”
“No, sire,” replied the man, “but my father
was.”
92While Duke Karl of Würtemberg was riding
horseback he met a dyer working at his trade.
“Can you color my white horse blue?” “Yes,
sire,” was the rejoinder, “if the animal can
stand the boiling!”
In this excellent repartee, which answers a
foolish question with a condition that is equally
impossible, there occurs another technical
factor which would have been omitted if the
dyer’s reply had been: “No, sire, I am afraid
that the horse could not stand being boiled.”
Another peculiarly interesting technical
means at the disposal of unification is the addition
of the conjunction “and.” Such correlation
signifies a connection which could not be
understood otherwise. When Heine (Harzreise)
says of the city of Göttingen, “In general the
inhabitants of Göttingen are divided into students,
professors, Philistines, and cattle,” we
understand this combination exactly in the sense
which he furthermore emphasized by adding:
“These four social groups are distinguished little
less than sharply.” Again, when he speaks
about the school where he had to submit “to
so much Latin, drubbing, and geography,” he
wants to convey by this combination, which is
made very conspicuous by placing the drubbing
between the two studies, that the schoolboy’s
conception unmistakably described by the drubbing
93should be extended also to Latin and
geography.
In Lipps’s book we find among the examples
of “witty enumeration” (Koordination) the
following verse, which stands nearest to Heine’s
“students, professors, Philistines, and cattle.”
“With a fork and with much effort his
mother pulled him from a mess.”
“As if effort were an instrument like the
fork,” adds Lipps by way of explanation. But
we get the impression that there is nothing
witty in this sentence. To be sure it is very
comical, whereas Heine’s co-ordination is undoubtedly
witty. We shall, perhaps, recall these
examples later when we shall no longer be
forced to evade the problem of the relationship
between wit and the comic.
We have remarked in the example of the
Duke and the dyer that it would still have been
a joke by means of unification had the dyer
replied, “No, I fear that the horse could not
stand being boiled.” In substituting a “yes”
for the “no” which rightly belonged there, we
meet a new technical means of wit the application
of which we shall study in other examples.
This joke, which resembles the one we have
94just cited from K. Fischer, is somewhat simpler.
“Frederick the Great heard of a Silesian
clergyman who had the reputation of communicating
with spirits. He sent for him and received
him with the following question: ‘Can
you call up ghosts?’ ‘At your pleasure, your
majesty,’ replied the clergyman, ‘but they
won’t come.’” Here it is perfectly obvious
that the wit lies in the substitution of its opposite
for the only possible answer, “No.” To
complete this substitution “but” had to be
added to “yes,” so that “yes” plus “but”
gives the equivalent for “no.”
This “representation through the opposite,” as
we choose to call it, serves the mechanism of
wit in several ways. In the following cases it
appears almost in its pure form:
“This woman resembles Venus de Milo in
many points. Like her she is extraordinarily
old, has no teeth, and has white spots on the
yellow surface of her body” (Heine).
Here ugliness is depicted by making it agree
with the most beautiful. Of course these agreements
consist of attributes expressed in double
meaning or of matters of slight importance.
The latter applies to the second example.
“The attributes of the greatest men were all
united in himself. Like Alexander his head
was tilted to one side: like Cæsar he always had
95something in his hair. He could drink coffee
like Leibnitz, and once settled in his armchair
he forgot eating and drinking like Newton, and
like him had to be awakened. He wore a wig
like Dr. Johnson, and like Cervantes the fly of
his trousers was always open” (Lichtenberg:
The Great Mind).
J. V. Falke’s Lebenserinnerungen an eine
Reise nach Ireland (page 271) furnishes an exceptionally
good example of “representation
through the opposite” in which the use of
words of a double meaning plays absolutely no
part. The scene is laid in a wax figure museum,
like Mme. Tussaud’s. A lecturer discourses on
one figure after another to his audience, which
is composed of old and young people. “This is
the Duke of Wellington and his horse,” he says.
Whereupon a young girl remarks, “Which is
the duke and which is the horse?” “Just as
you like, my pretty child,” is the reply. “You
pay your money and you take your choice.”
The reduction of this Irish joke would be:
“It is gross impudence on the part of the
museum’s management to offer such an exhibition
to the public. It is impossible to distinguish
between the horse and the rider (playful
exaggeration), and it is for this exhibit that
one pays one’s hard-earned money!” The indignant
expression is now dramatized and applied
96to a trivial occurrence. In the place of
the entire audience there appears one woman
and the riding figure becomes individually determined.
It is necessarily the Duke of Wellington,
who is so very popular in Ireland. But
the insolence of the museum proprietor or lecturer
who takes money from the public and
offers nothing in return is represented by the
opposite, through a speech, in which he extols
himself as a conscientious business man whose
fondest desire is to respect the rights to which
the public is entitled through the admission
fee. One then realizes that the technique of this
joke is not very simple. In so far as a way
is found to allow the swindler to assert his
scrupulosity it may be said that the joke is a
case of “representation through the opposite.”
The fact, however, that he does it on an occasion
where something different is demanded of
him, and the fact that he replies in terms of
commercial integrity when he is expected to discuss
the similarity of the figures, shows that it
is a case of displacement. The technique of
the joke lies in the combination of both technical
means.
This example is closely allied to another
small group which might be called “outdoing-wit.”
97Here “yes,” which would be proper in
the reduction, is replaced by “no,” which, owing
to its context, is equivalent to a still stronger
“yes.” The same mechanism holds true when
the case is reversed. The contradiction takes
the place of an exaggerated confirmation. An
example of this nature is seen in the following
epigram from Lessing.[35]
“The good Galathee! ’Tis said that she dyes
her hair black, yet it was black when she bought
it.”
Lichtenberg’s make-believe mocking defense
of philosophy is another example.
“There are more things in heaven and earth
than are dreamt of in your philosophy,” Prince
Hamlet had disdainfully declared. Lichtenberg
well knew that this condemnation was
by no means severe enough, in that it does not
take into account all that can be said against
philosophy. He therefore added the following:
“But there is also much in philosophy which is
found neither in heaven nor on earth.” To be
sure, his assertion supplements what was lacking
in Hamlet’s philosophical utterance, but in
doing this he adds another and still greater reproach.
More transparent still, because they show
no trace of displacement, are two Jewish
98jokes which are, however, of the coarse
kind.
Two Jews were conversing about bathing.
“I take a bath once a year,” said one, “whether
I need one or not.”
It is clear that this boastful assurance of his
cleanliness only betrays his state of uncleanliness.
A Jew noticed remnants of food on the beard
of another. “I can tell you what you ate yesterday,”
he remarked. “Well, let’s hear it,”
said another. “Beans,” said the first one. “You
are wrong,” responded the other. “I had beans
the day before yesterday.”
The following example is an excellent “outdoing”
witticism which can be traced easily
to representation through the opposite.
The king condescended to pay a visit at a
surgical clinic, and found the professor of surgery
engaged in amputating a leg. He watched
the various steps of the operation with interest
and expressed his royal approval with these
loud utterances: “Bravo, bravo, Professor.”
When the operation was over the professor
approached the king, bowed low, and asked:
“Does your majesty also command the amputation
of the other leg?”
Whatever the professor may have thought
during this royal applause surely could not
99have been expressed unchanged. His real
thoughts were: “Judging by this applause he
must be under the impression that I am amputating
the poor devil’s diseased leg by order
of and for the pleasure of the king. To be
sure, I have other reasons for performing this
operation.” But instead of expressing these
thoughts he goes to the king and says: “I have
no other reasons but your majesty’s order for
performing this operation. The applause you
accorded me has inspired me so much that I
am only awaiting your majesty’s command to
amputate the other leg also.” He thus succeeded
in making himself understood by expressing
the opposite of what he really thought
but had to keep to himself. Such an expression
of the opposite represents an incredible
exaggeration or outdoing.
As we gather from these examples, representation
through the opposite is a means frequently
and effectively used in the technique
of wit. We need not overlook, however, something
else, namely, that this technique is by
no means confined only to wit. When Marc
Antony, after his long speech in the Forum
had changed the mood of the mob listening
to Cæsar’s obsequies, at last repeats the
words,
“For Brutus was an honorable man,”
100he well knows that the mob will scream the
true meaning of his words at him, namely,
“They are traitors: nice honorable men!”
Or when Simplicissimus transcribes a collection
of unheard-of brutalities and cynicisms
as expressions of “people with temperaments,”
this, too, is a representation through the opposite.
However, this is no longer designated as
wit, but as “irony.” Indeed, the only technique
that is characteristic of irony is representation
through the opposite. Besides, one reads and
hears about “ironical wit.” Hence there is no
longer any doubt that technique alone is not
capable of characterizing wit. There must be
something else which we have not yet discovered.
On the other hand, however, the fact
that the reduction of the technique destroys the
wit still remains uncontradicted. For the present
it may be difficult for us to unite for the
explanation of wit the two strong points which
we have already gained.
Since representation through the opposite
belongs to the technical means of wit, we may
also expect that wit could make use of its reverse,
namely, the representation through the
similar and cognate. Indeed, when we continue
101our investigation we find that this forms the
technique of a new and especially extensive
group of thought-witticisms. We can describe
the peculiarity of this technique much better
if instead of representation through the “cognate”
we use the expression representation
through “relationships and associations.” We
shall start with the last characteristic and illustrate
it by an example.
It is an American anecdote and runs as
follows. By undertaking a series of risky
schemes, two not very scrupulous business men
had succeeded in amassing an enormous fortune
and were now intent on forcing their way
into good society. Among other things they
thought it advisable to have their portraits
painted by the most prominent and most expensive
painters in the city, men whose works
were considered masterpieces. The costly pictures
were exhibited for the first time at a great
evening gathering, and the hosts themselves led
the most prominent connoisseur and art critic
to the wall of the salon on which both portraits
were hanging side by side, in order to elicit
from him a favorable criticism. He examined
the portraits for a long time, then shook his
102head as if he were missing something. At
length he pointed to the bare space between
the pictures, and asked, “And where is the
Savior?”
The meaning of this expression is clear. It
is again the expression of something which cannot
be represented directly. In what way does
this “indirect expression” come about? By a
series of very obvious associations and conclusions
let us work backwards from the verbal
setting.
The query, “where is the Savior?” or “where
is the picture of the Savior?” arouses the conjecture
that the two pictures have reminded the
speaker of a similar arrangement familiar to
him as it is familiar to us. This arrangement,
of which one element is here missing, shows the
figure of the Savior between two other figures.
There is only one such case: Christ hanging
between the two thieves. The missing element
is emphasized by the witticism, and the similarity
rests in the figures at the right and left of
the Savior, which are not mentioned in the jest.
It can only mean that the pictures hanging in
the drawing-room are likewise those of thieves.
This is what the critic wished to, but could
not say, “You are a pair of scoundrels,” or
more in detail, “What do I care about your
portraits? You are a pair of scoundrels, that
103I know.” And by means of a few associations
and conclusive inferences he has said it in a
manner which we designate as “allusion.”
We immediately remember that we have
encountered the process of allusion before.
Namely, in double meaning, when one of the
two meanings expressed by the same word
stands out very prominently, because being used
much oftener and more commonly, our attention
is directed to it first, whereas the other
meaning remains in the background because it
is more remote—such cases we wished to describe
as double meaning with allusion. In an
entire series of examples which we have hitherto
examined, we have remarked that their technique
is not simple and we realized that the
process of allusion was the factor that complicated
it. For example, see the contradiction-witticism
in which the congratulations on the
birth of the youngest child are acknowledged by
the remark that it is remarkable what human
hands can accomplish (p. 77).
In the American anecdote we have the process
of allusion without the double meaning, and we
find that the character of this process consists
in completing the picture through mental association.
It is not difficult to guess that the
utilized association can be of more than one
kind. So as not to be confused by large numbers
104we shall discuss only the most pronounced
variations, and shall give only a few examples.
The association used in the substitution may
be a mere sound, so that this sub-group may
be analogous to word-wit in the pun. However,
it is not similarity in sound of two words,
but of whole sentences, characteristic combinations
of words, and similar means.
For example, Lichtenberg coined the saying:
“New baths heal well,” which immediately reminds
one of the proverb, “New brooms clean
well,” whose first and last words, as well as
whose whole sentence structure, is the same as
in the first saying. It has undoubtedly arisen
in the witty thinker’s mind as an imitation of
the familiar proverb. Thus Lichtenberg’s saying
is an allusion to the latter. By means of
this allusion something is suggested that cannot
be frankly said, namely, that the efficacy
of the baths taken as cures is due to other
things beside the thermal springs whose attributes
are the same everywhere.
The solution of the technique of another one
of Lichtenberg’s jokes is similar: “The girl
barely twelve modes old.” That sounds something
like the chronological term “twelve
moons” (i.e., months), and may originally have
been a mistake in writing in the permissible
poetical expression. But there is a good deal
105of sense in designating the age of a feminine
creature by the changing modes instead of by
the changing of moons.
The connection of similarity may even consist
of a single slight modification. This technique
again runs parallel with a word-technique.
Both kinds of witticisms create almost the
identical impression, but they are more easily
distinguishable by the processes of the wit-work.
The following is an example of such a word-witticism
or pun. The great singer, Mary
Wilt, who was famous not merely on account
of the magnitude of her voice, suffered the
mortification of having a title of a play, dramatized
from the well-known novel of Jules
Verne, serve as an allusion to her corpulency.
“The trip around the Wilt (world) in eighty
days.”
Or: “Every fathom a queen,” which is a
modification of the familiar Shakespearian
quotation, “Every inch a king,” and served as
an allusion to a prominent woman who was unusually
big physically. There would really be
no serious objection if one should prefer to
classify this witticism as a substitution for condensation
with modification (cf. tête-à-bête,
p. 25).
Discussing the hardships of the medical profession,
106namely, that physicians are obliged to
read and study constantly because remedies and
drugs once considered efficacious are later rejected
as useless, and that despite the physician’s
best efforts the patient often refuses to
pay for the treatment, one of the doctors present
remarked: “Yes, every drug has its day,” to
which another added, “But not every Doc gets
his pay.” These two witty remarks are both
modifications with allusion of the well-known
saying, “Every dog has his day.” But here,
too, the technique could be described as fusion
with modification.
If the modification contents itself with a
change in letters, allusions through modifications
are barely distinguishable from condensation
with substitutive formation, as shown in
this example: “Mellingitis,” the allusion to the
dangerous disease meningitis, refers to the
danger which the conservative members of a
provincial borough in England thought impended
if the socialist candidate Mellon were
elected.
The negative particles make very good allusions
at the cost of very little changing. Heine
referred to Spinoza as:
“My fellow unbeliever Spinoza.”
“We, by the Ungrace of God, Laborers,
Bondsmen, Negroes, Serfs,” etc., is a manifesto
107(which Lichtenberg quotes no further) of these
unfortunates who probably have more right to
that title than kings and dukes have to the unmodified
one.
Finally omission, which is comparable to condensation
without substitutive formation, is also
a form of allusion. For in every allusion there
is really something omitted, namely, the trend
of thought that leads to the allusion. It is
only a question of whether the gap, or the substitute
in the wording of the allusion which
partly fills in the gap, is the more obvious
element. Thus we come back through a series
of examples from the very clear cases of omission
to those of actual allusion.
Omission without substitution is found in
the following example. There lived in Vienna
a clever and bellicose writer whose sharp invectives
had repeatedly brought him bodily
assault at the hands of the persons he assailed.
During a conversation about a new misdeed by
one of his habitual opponents, some one said,
“When X. hears this he will receive another
box on his ear.” The technique of this wit
shows in the first place the confusion about
the apparent contradiction, for it is by no means
108clear to us why a box on one’s ear should be
the direct result of having heard something.
The contradiction disappears if one fills in the
gap by adding to the remark: “then he will
write such a caustic article against that person
that, etc.” Allusions through omission and contradiction
are thus the technical means of this
witticism.
Heine remarked about some one: “He praises
himself so much that pastils for fumigation are
advancing in price.” This omission can easily
be filled in. What has been omitted is replaced
by an inference which then strikes back as an
allusion to the same. For self-praise has always
carried an evil odor with it.
Once more we encounter the two Jews in
front of the bathing establishment. “Another
year has passed by already,” says one with a
sigh.
These examples leave no doubt that the omission
is meant as an allusion.
A still more obvious omission is contained
in the next example, which is really a genuine
and correct allusion-witticism. Subsequent to
an artists’ banquet in Vienna a joke book was
given out in which, among others, the following
most remarkable proverb could be read:
“A wife is like an umbrella, at worst one may
also take a cab.”
109An umbrella does not afford enough protection
from rain. The words “at worst” can
mean only: when it is raining hard. A cab
is a public conveyance. As we have to deal
here with the figure of comparison, we shall put
off the detailed investigation of this witticism
until later on.
Heine’s “Bäder von Lucca” contains a veritable
wasps’ nest of stinging allusions which
make the most artistic use of this form of wit as
polemics against the Count of Platen. Long
before the reader can suspect their application,
a certain theme, which does not lend itself especially
to direct presentation, is preluded by
allusions of the most varied material possible;
e.g., in Hirsch-Hyacinth’s twisting of words:
You are too corpulent and I am too lean; you
possess too much conceit and I the more business
ability; I am a practicus and you are a
diarrheticus, in fine, “You are altogether my
Antipodex”—“Venus Urinia”—the thick Gudel
of Dreckwall in Hamburg, etc. Then the
occurrences of which the poet speaks take a
turn in which it merely seems to show the impolite
sportiveness of the poet, but soon it discloses
the symbolic relation to the polemical intention,
and in this way it also reveals itself as
allusion. At last the attack against Platen
bursts forth, and now the allusions to the subject
110of the Count’s love for men seethe and
gush from each one of the sentences which
Heine directs against the talent and the character
of his opponent, e.g.:
“Even if the Muses are not well disposed
to him, he has at least the genius of speech in
his power, or rather he knows how to violate
him; for he lacks the free love of this genius,
besides he must perseveringly run after this
youth, and he knows only how to grasp the
outer forms which, in spite of their beautiful
rotundity, never express anything noble.”
“He has the same experience as the ostrich,
which considers itself sufficiently hidden when
it sticks its head into the sand so that only its
backside is visible. Our illustrious bird would
have done better if he had stuck his backside
into the sand, and had shown us his head.”
Allusion is perhaps the commonest and most
easily employed means of wit, and is at the basis
of most of the short-lived witty productions
which we are wont to weave into our conversation.
They cannot bear being separated from
their native soil nor can they exist independently.
Once more we are reminded by the
process of allusion of that relationship which
has already begun to confuse our estimation of
the technique of wit. The process of allusion
is not witty in itself; there are perfectly formed
111allusions which have no claims to this character.
Only those allusions which show a “witty”
element are witty, hence the characteristics of
wit, which we have followed even into its technique,
again escape us.
I have sometimes called allusion “indirect expression,”
and now recognize that the different
kinds of allusion with representation through
the opposite, as well as the techniques still to be
mentioned, can be united into a single large
group for which “indirect expression” would
be the comprehensive name. Hence, errors of
thought—unification—indirect representation—are
those points of view under which we can
group the techniques of thought-wit which became
known to us.
On continuing the investigation of our material
we think we recognize a new sub-group
of indirect representation which though sharply
defined can be illustrated only by few examples.
It is that of representation through a minute
or minutest element; solving the problem by
bringing the entire character to full expression
through a minute detail. Correlating this
group with the mechanism of allusion is made
112possible by looking at the triviality as connected
with the thing to be presented and as a
result of it. For example:
A Jew who was riding in a train had made
himself very comfortable; he had unbuttoned
his coat, and had put his feet on the seat, when
a fashionably dressed gentleman came in. The
Jew immediately put on his best behavior and
assumed a modest position. The stranger
turned over the pages of a book, did some calculation,
and pondered a moment and suddenly
addressed the Jew. “I beg your pardon, how
soon will we have Yom Kippur?” (Day of
Atonement). “Oh, oh!” said the Jew, and
put his feet back on the seat before he answered.
It cannot be denied that this representation
through something minute is allied to the tendency
of economy which we found to be the final
common element in the investigation of the
technique of word-wit.
The following example is much similar.
The doctor who had been summoned to help
the baroness in her confinement declared that
the critical moment had not arrived, and proposed
to the baron that they play a game of
cards in the adjoining room in the meantime.
After a while the doleful cry of the baroness
reached the ears of the men. “Ah, mon Dieu,
113que je souffre!” The husband jumped up, but
the physician stopped him saying, “That’s
nothing; let us play on.” A little while later
the woman in labor-pains was heard again:
“My God, my God, what pains!” “Don’t
you want to go in, Doctor?” asked the baron.
“By no means, it is not yet time,” answered the
doctor. At last there rang from the adjacent
room the unmistakable cry, “A-a-a-ai-e-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-E!”
The physician then threw down the
cards and said, “Now it’s time.”
How the pain allows the original nature to
break through all the strata of education, and
how an important decision is rightly made dependent
upon a seemingly inconsequential utterance—both
are shown in this good joke by the
successive changes in the cries of this childbearing
lady of quality.
Another kind of indirect expression of which
wit makes use is comparison, which we have not
discussed so far because an examination of comparison
touches upon new difficulties, or rather
it reveals difficulties which have made their
appearance on other occasions. We have already
admitted that in many of the examples
examined we could not banish all doubts as to
114whether they should really be counted as witty,
and have recognized in this uncertainty a serious
shock to the principles of our investigation.
But in no other material do I feel this uncertainty
greater and nowhere does it occur more
frequently than in the case of comparison-wit.
The feeling which usually says to me—and I
dare say to a great many others under the same
conditions—this is a joke, this may be written
down as witty before even the hidden and
essential character of the wit has been uncovered—this
feeling I lack most. If at first I
experience no hesitation in declaring the comparison
to be a witticism, then the next instant
I seem to think that the pleasure I thus found
was of a different quality than that which I am
accustomed to ascribe to a joke. Also the fact
that witty comparisons but seldom can evoke
the explosive variety of laughter by which a
good joke proves itself makes it impossible for
me to cast aside the existing doubts, even when
I limit myself to the best and most effective
examples.
It is easy to demonstrate that there are some
especially good and effective examples of comparison
which in no way give us the impression
of witticisms. A beautiful example of this
kind which I have not yet tired of admiring,
and the impression of which still clings to me,
115I shall not deny myself the pleasure of citing.
It is a comparison with which Ferd. Lassalle
concluded one of his famous pleas (Die Wissenschaft
und die Arbeiter): “A man like myself
who, as I explained to you, had devoted his
whole life to the motto ‘Die Wissenschaft und
die Arbeiter’ (Science and the Workingman),
would receive the same impression from a condemnation
which in the course of events confronts
him as would the chemist, absorbed in
his scientific experiments, from the cracking of
a retort. With a slight knitting of his brow at
the resistance of the material, he would, as soon
as the disturbance was quieted, calmly continue
his labor and investigations.”
One finds a rich assortment of pertinent and
witty comparisons in the writings of Lichtenberg
(2 B. of the Göttingen edition, 1853).
I shall take the material for our investigation
from that source.
“It is almost impossible to carry the torch
of truth through a crowd without singeing
somebody’s beard.” This may seem witty, but
on closer examination one notices that the witty
effect does not come from the comparison itself
but from a secondary attribute of the same.
For the expression “the torch of truth” is no
new comparison, but one which has been used
for a long time and which has degenerated into
116a fixed phrase, as always happens when a comparison
has the luck to be absorbed into the
common usage of speech. But whereas we
hardly notice the comparison in the saying,
“the torch of truth,” its original full force is
restored it by Lichtenberg, since by building
further on the comparison it results in a deduction.
But the taking of blurred expressions
in their full sense is already known to us as a
technique of wit; it finds a place with the Manifold
Application of the Same Material (p. 35).
It may well be that the witty impression created
by Lichtenberg’s sentence is due only to its relation
to this technique of wit.
The same explanation will undoubtedly hold
good for another witty comparison by the same
author.
“The man was not exactly a shining light,
but a great candlestick.... He was a professor
of philosophy.”
To call a scholar a shining light, a “lumen
mundi,” has long ceased to be an effective comparison,
whether it be originally qualified as a
witticism or not. But here the comparison was
freshened up and its full force was restored to
it by deducting a modification from it and in
this way setting up a second and new comparison.
The way in which the second comparison
came into existence seems to contain
117the condition of the witticism and not the two
comparisons themselves. This would then be
a case of Identical Wit-Technique as in the
example of the torch.
The following comparison seems witty on
other but similarly classifiable grounds: “I
look upon reviews as a kind of children’s disease
which more or less attacks new-born books.
There are cases on record where the healthiest
died of it, and the puniest have often lived
through it. Many do not get it at all. Attempts
have frequently been made to prevent
the disease by means of amulets of prefaces and
dedications, or to color them up by personal
pronunciamentos; but it does not always help.”
The comparison of reviews with children’s
diseases is based in the first place upon their
susceptibility to attack shortly after they have
seen the light of the world. Whether this
makes it witty I do not trust myself to decide.
But when the comparison is continued, it is
found that the later fates of the new books may
be represented within the scope of the same or
by means of similar comparisons. Such a continuation
of a comparison is undoubtedly witty,
but we know already to what technique it owes
its witty flavor; it is a case of unification or the
establishment of an unexpected association.
The character of the unification, however, is not
118changed by the fact that it consists here of a
relationship with the first comparison.
In a series of other comparisons one is
tempted to ascribe an indisputably existing
witty impression to another factor which again
in itself has nothing to do with the nature of
the comparison. These are comparisons which
are strikingly grouped, often containing a combination
that sounds absurd, which comes into
existence as a result of the comparison. Most
of Lichtenberg’s examples belong to this group.
“It is a pity that one cannot see the learned
bowels of the writers, in order to find out what
they have eaten.” “The learned bowels” is a
confusing, really absurd attribute which is
made clear only by the comparison. How
would it be if the witty impression of this comparison
should be referred entirely and fully to
the confusing character of their composition?
This would correspond to one of the means of
wit well known to us, namely, representation
through absurdity.
Lichtenberg has used the same comparison of
the imbibing of reading and educational material
with the imbibing of physical nourishment.
“He thought highly of studying in his room
119and was heartily in favor of learned stable
fodder.”
The same absurd or at least conspicuous attributes,
which as we are beginning to notice are
the real carriers of the wit, mark other comparisons
of the same author.
“This is the weatherside of my moral constitution,
here I can stand almost anything.”
“Every person has also his moral backside
which he does not show except under the stress
of necessity and which he covers as long as
possible with the pants of good-breeding.”
The “moral backside” is the peculiar attribute
which exists as the result of a comparison.
But this is followed by a continuation of the
comparison with a regular play on words
(“necessity”) and a second, still more unusual
combination (“the pants of good-breeding”),
which is possibly witty in itself; for the pants
become witty, as it were, because they are the
pants of good-breeding. Therefore it may not
take us by surprise if we get the impression of
a very witty comparison; we are beginning to
notice that we show a general tendency in our
estimation to extend a quality to the whole
thing when it clings only to one part of it.
Besides, the “pants of good-breeding” remind
us of a similar confusing verse of Heine.
120“Until, at last, the buttons tore from the
pants of my patience.”
It is obvious that both of the last comparisons
possess a character which one cannot find in all
good, i.e., fitting, comparisons. One might say
that they are in a large manner “debasing,” for
they place a thing of high category, an abstraction
(good-breeding, patience), side by side with
a thing of a very concrete nature of a very low
kind (pants). Whether this peculiarity has
something to do with wit we shall have to
consider in another connection. Let us attempt
to analyze another example in which the degrading
character is exceptionally well defined.
In Nestroy’s farce “Einen Jux will er sich
machen,” the clerk, Weinberl, who resolves in
his imagination how he will ponder over his
youth when he has some day become a well-established
old merchant, says: “When in the
course of confidential conversation the ice is
chopped up before the warehouse of memory;
when the portal of the storehouse of antiquity
is unlocked again; and when the mattings of
phantasy are stocked full with wares of yore.”
These are certainly comparisons of abstractions
with very common, concrete things, but the
witticism depends—exclusively or only partially—upon
the circumstance that a clerk
makes use of these comparisons which are taken
121from the sphere of his daily occupation. But
to bring the abstract in relation to the commonplace
with which he is otherwise filled is an act
of unification. Let us revert to Lichtenberg’s
comparisons.
“The motives for our actions may be arranged
like the thirty-two winds, and their
names may be classified in a similar way, e.g.,
Bread-bread-glory or Glory-glory-bread.”
As so often happens in Lichtenberg’s witticisms,
in this case, too, the impression of appropriateness,
cleverness, and ingenuity is so
marked that our judgment of the character of
the witty element is thereby misled. If something
witty is intermingled in such an utterance
with the excellent sense, we probably are deluded
into declaring the whole to be an exceptional
joke. Moreover, I dare say that everything
that is really witty about it results from
the strangeness of the peculiar combination
bread-bread-glory. Thus as far as wit is concerned
it is representation through absurdity.
The peculiar combination or absurd attribution
can alone be represented as a product of a
comparison.
Lichtenberg says: “A twice-sleepy woman—a
122once-sleepy church pew.” Behind each one
there is a comparison with a bed; in both cases
there is besides the comparison also the technical
factor of allusion. Once it is an allusion
to the soporific effect of sermons, and the second
time to the inexhaustible theme of sex.
Having found hitherto that a comparison as
often as it appears witty owes this impression
to its connection with one of the techniques of
wit known to us, there are nevertheless some
other examples which seem to point to the fact
that a comparison as such can also be witty.
This is Lichtenberg’s characteristic remark
about certain odes. “They are in poetry what
Jacob Böhm’s immortal writings are in prose—they
are a kind of picnic in which the author
supplies the words, and the readers the meaning.”
“When he philosophizes, he generally sheds
an agreeable moonlight over his topics, which is
in the main quite pleasant, but which does not
show any one subject clearly.”
Again, Heine’s description: “Her face resembled
a kodex palimpsestus, where under the new
block-lettered text of a church father peek forth
the half-obliterated verses of an ancient Hellenic
erotic poet.”
Or, the continued comparison of a very degrading
tendency, in the “Bäder von Lucca.”
123“The Catholic priest is more like a clerk
who is employed in a big business; the church,
the big house at the head of which is the Pope,
gives him a definite salary. He works lazily
like one who is not working on his own account,
he has many colleagues, and so easily remains
unnoticed in the big business enterprise. He is
concerned only in the credit of the house and
still more in its preservation, since he would be
deprived of his means of sustenance in case
it went bankrupt. The Protestant clergyman,
on the other hand, is his own boss, and carries
on the religious businesses on his own account.
He has no wholesale trade like his Catholic
brother-tradesman, but deals merely at retail;
and since he himself must understand it, he
cannot be lazy. He must praise his articles of
faith to the people and must disparage the
articles of his competitors. Like a true small
trader he stands in his retail store, full of envy
of the industry of all large houses, particularly
the large house in Rome which has so many
thousand bookkeepers and packers on its payroll,
and which owns factories in all four corners
of the world.”
In the face of this, as in many other examples,
we can no longer dispute the fact that a comparison
may in itself be witty, and that the
witty impression need not necessarily depend
124on one of the known techniques of wit. But
we are entirely in the dark as to what determines
the witty character of the comparison,
since it certainly does not cling to the similarity
as a form of expression of the thought, or to
the operation of the comparison. We can do
nothing but include comparison with the different
forms of “indirect representation” which
are at the disposal of the technique of wit, and
the problem, which confronted us more distinctly
in the mechanism of comparison than
in the means of wit hitherto treated, must remain
unsolved. There must surely be a special
reason why the decision whether something is a
witticism or not presents more difficulties in
cases of comparison than in other forms of expression.
This gap in our understanding, however, offers
no ground for complaint that our first investigation
has been unsuccessful. Considering
the intimate connection which we had to be prepared
to ascribe to the different types of wit,
it would have been imprudent to expect that
we could fully explain this aspect of the problem
before we had cast a glance over the others.
We shall have to take up this problem at
another place.
125Review of the Techniques of Wit
Are we sure that none of the possible techniques
of wit has escaped our investigation?
Not exactly; but by a continued examination
of new material, we can convince ourselves that
we have become acquainted with the most numerous
and most important technical means of
wit-work—at least with as much as is necessary
for formulating a judgment about the nature
of this psychic process. At present no such
judgment exists; on the other hand, we have
come into possession of important indications,
from the direction of which we may expect a
further explanation of the problem. The interesting
processes of condensation with substitutive
formation, which we have recognized as
the nucleus of the technique of word-wit, directed
our attention to the dream-formation in
whose mechanism the identical psychic processes
were discovered. Thither also we are directed
by the technique of the thought-wit, namely displacement,
faulty thinking, absurdity, indirect
expression, and representation through the opposite—each
and all are also found in the technique
of dreams. The dream is indebted to
displacement for its strange appearance, which
hinders us from recognizing in it the continuation
of our waking thoughts; the dream’s use
126of absurdity and contradiction has cost it the
dignity of a psychic product, and has misled the
authors to assume that the determinants of
dream-formation are: collapse of mental activity,
cessation of criticism, morality, and logic.
Representation through the opposite is so common
in dreams that even the popular but entirely
misleading books on dream interpretation
usually put it to good account. Indirect
expression, the substitution for the dream-thought
by an allusion, by a trifle or by a
symbolism analogous to comparison, is just exactly
what distinguishes the manner of expression
of the dream from our waking thoughts.[36]
Such a far-reaching agreement as found between
the means of wit-work and those of
dream-work can scarcely be accidental. To
show those agreements in detail and to trace
their motivations will be one of our future tasks.
127
Near the end of the preceding chapter as I
was writing down Heine’s comparison of the
Catholic priest to an employee of a large business
house, and the comparison of the Protestant
divine to an independent retail dealer,
I felt an inhibition which nearly prevented me
from using this comparison. I said to myself
that among my readers probably there would
be some who hold in veneration not only religion,
but also its administration and administrators.
These readers might take offense at
the comparison and get so wrought up about
it that it would take away all interest in the
investigation as to whether the comparison
seemed witty in itself or was witty only through
its garnishings. In other examples, e.g., the
one mentioned above concerning the agreeable
moonlight shed by a certain philosophy, there
would be no worry that for some readers it
might be a disturbing influence in our investigation.
128Even the most religious person would
remain in the right mood to form a judgment
about our problem.
It is easy to guess the character of the witticism
by the kind of reaction that wit exerts
on the hearer. Sometimes wit is wit for its
own sake and serves no other particular purpose;
then again, it places itself at the service
of such a purpose, i.e., it becomes purposive.
Only that form of wit which has such a tendency
runs the risk of ruffling people who do
not wish to hear it.
Theo. Vischer called wit without a tendency
“abstract” wit, I prefer to call it “harmless”
wit.
As we have already classified wit according
to the material touched by its technique into
word- and thought-wit, it is incumbent upon us
to investigate the relation of this classification
to the one just put forward. Word- and
thought-wit on the one hand, and abstract- and
tendency-wit on the other hand, bear no relation
of dependence to each other; they are two entirely
independent classifications of witty productions.
Perhaps some one may have gotten
the impression that harmless witticisms are preponderately
word-witticisms, whereas the complicated
techniques of thought-witticisms are
mostly made to serve strong tendencies. There
129are harmless witticisms that operate through
play on words and sound similarity, and just as
harmless ones which make use of all means of
thought-wit. Nor is it less easy to prove that
tendency-wit as far as technique is concerned
may be merely the wit of words. Thus, for example,
witticisms that “play” with proper
names often show an insulting and offending
tendency, and yet they, too, belong to word-wit.
Again, the most harmless of all jests are word-witticisms.
Examples of this nature are the
popular “shake-up” rhymes (Schüttelreime)
in which the technique is represented through
the manifold application of the same material
with a very peculiar modification:
“Having been forsaken by Dame Luck, he
degenerated into a Lame Duck.”
Let us hope that no one will deny that the
pleasure experienced in this kind of otherwise
unpretentious rhyming is of the same nature as
the one by which we recognize wit.
Good examples of abstract or harmless
thought-witticisms abound in Lichtenberg’s comparisons
with which we have already become acquainted.
I add a few more. “They sent a
small Octavo to the University of Göttingen;
and received back in body and soul a quarto”
(a fourth-form boy).
“In order to erect this budding well, one
130must lay above all things a good foundation,
and I know of no firmer than by laying immediately
over every pro-layer a contra-layer.”
“One man begets the thought, the second
acts as its godfather, the third begets children
by it, the fourth visits it on its death-bed, and
the fifth buries it” (comparison with unification).
“Not only did he disbelieve in ghosts, but he
was not ever afraid of them.” The witticism in
this case lies exclusively in the absurd representation
which puts what is usually considered
less important in the comparative and what is
considered more important in the positive degree.
If we divest it of its dress it says: it is
much easier to use our reason and make light
of the fear of ghosts than to defend ourselves
against this fear when the occasion presents itself.
But this rendering is no longer witty; it
is merely a correct and still too little respected
psychological fact suggesting what Lessing expresses
in his well-known words:
“Not all are free who mock their chains.”
I shall take the opportunity presented here
of clearing up what may still lead to a possible
131misunderstanding. “Harmless” or “abstract”
wit should in no way convey the same meaning
as “shallow” or “poor” wit. It is meant
only to designate the opposite of the “tendency”
wit to be described later. As shown
in the aforementioned examples, a harmless
jest, i.e., a witticism without a tendency, can
also be very rich in content and express something
worth while. The quality of a witticism,
however, is independent of the wit and represents
the quality of the thought which is here
expressed wittily by means of a special contrivance.
To be sure, just as watch-makers are
wont to enclose very good works in valuable
cases, so it may likewise happen with wit that
the best witty activities are used to invest the
richest thoughts.
Now, if we pay strict attention to the distinction
between thought-content and the witty
wording of thought-wit, we arrive at an insight
which may clear up much uncertainty in our
judgment of wit. For it turns out—astonishing
as it may seem—that our enjoyment of a
witticism is supplied by the combined impression
of content and wit-activity, and that one
of the factors is likely to deceive us about the
extent of the other. It is only the reduction of
the witticism that lays bare to us our mistaken
judgment.
132The same thing applies to word-wit. When
we hear that “experience consists simply of experiencing
what one wishes he had not experienced,”
we are puzzled, and believe that we
have learnt a new truth; it takes some time before
we recognize in this disguise the platitude,
“adversity is the school of wisdom” (K.
Fischer). The excellent wit-activity which
seeks to define “experience” by the almost
exclusive use of the word “experience” deceives
us so completely that we overestimate
the content of the sentence. The same thing
happens in many similar cases and also in
Lichtenberg’s unification-witticism about January
(p. 89), which expresses nothing but what
we already know, namely, that New Year’s
wishes are as seldom realized as other wishes.
We find the contrary true of other witticisms,
in which obviously what is striking and correct
in the thought captivates us, so that we call
the saying an excellent witticism, whereas it
is only the thought that is brilliant while the
wit-activity is often weak. It is especially true
of Lichtenberg’s wit that the path of the
thought is often of more value than its witty
expression, though we unjustly extend the
value of the former to the latter. Thus the
remark about the “torch of truth” (p. 115) is
hardly a witty comparison, but it is so striking
133that we are inclined to lay stress on the sentence
as exceptionally witty.
Lichtenberg’s witticisms are above all remarkable
for their thought-content and their
certainty of hitting the mark. Goethe has
rightly remarked about this author that his
witty and jocose thoughts positively conceal
problems. Or perhaps it may be more correct
to say that they touch upon the solutions of
problems. When, for example, he presents as
a witty thought:
“He always read Agamemnon instead of the
German word angenommen, so thoroughly had
he read Homer” (technically this is absurdity
plus sound similarity of words). Thus he discovered
nothing less than the secret of mistakes
in reading.[38] The following joke, whose technique
(p. 78) seemed to us quite unsatisfactory,
is of a similar nature.
“He was surprised that there were two holes
cut in the pelts of cats just where the eyes were
located.” The stupidity here exhibited is only
seemingly so; in reality this ingenuous remark
conceals the great problem of teleology in the
structure of animals; it is not at all so self-evident
that the eyelid cleft opens just where the
134cornea is exposed, until the science of evolution
explains to us this coincidence.
Let us bear in mind that a witty sentence
gave us a general impression in which we were
unable to distinguish the amount of thought-content
from the amount of wit-work; perhaps
even a more significant parallel to it will be
found later.
For our theoretical explanation of the nature
of wit, harmless wit must be of greater value
to us than tendency-wit and shallow wit more
than profound wit. Harmless and shallow
plays on words present to us the problem of
wit in its purest form, because of the good
sense therein and because there is no purposive
factor nor underlying philosophy to confuse
the judgment. With such material our understanding
can make further progress.
At the end of a dinner to which I had been
invited, a pastry called Roulard was served; it
was a culinary accomplishment which presupposed
a good deal of skill on the part of the
cook. “Is it home-made?” asked one of the
guests. “Oh, yes,” replied the host, “it is a
Home-Roulard” (Home Rule).
This time we shall not investigate the technique
135of this witticism, but shall center our attention
upon another, and that one the most
important factor. As I remember, this improvised
joke delighted all the guests and made us
laugh. In this case, as in countless others, the
feeling of pleasure of the hearer cannot have
originated from any purposive element nor the
thought-content of the wit; so we are forced to
connect the feeling of pleasure with the technique
of wit. The technical means of wit which
we have described, such as condensation, displacement,
indirect expression, etc., have therefore
the faculty to produce a feeling of pleasure
in the hearer, although we cannot as yet
see how they acquired that faculty. By such
easy stages we get the second axiom for the
explanation of wit; the first one (p. 17) states
that the character of wit depends upon the mode
of expression. Let us remember also that the
second axiom has really taught us nothing new.
It merely isolates a fact that was already contained
in a discovery which we made before.
For we recall that whenever it was possible to
reduce the wit by substituting for its verbal
expression another set of words, at the same
time carefully retaining the sense, it not only
eliminated the witty character but also the
laughableness (Lacheffekt) that constitutes the
pleasure of wit.
136At present we cannot go further without
first coming to an understanding with our philosophical
authorities.
The philosophers who adjudge wit to be a
part of the comic and deal with the latter itself
in the field of æsthetics, characterize the æsthetic
presentation by the following conditions:
that we are not thereby interested in or about
the objects, that we do not need these objects
to satisfy our great wants in life, but that we
are satisfied with the mere contemplation of the
same, and with the pleasure of the thought itself.
“This pleasure, this mode of conception
is purely æsthetical, it depends entirely on itself,
its end is only itself and it fulfills no other
end in life” (K. Fischer, p. 68).
We scarcely venture a contradiction to K.
Fischer’s words—perhaps we merely translate
his thoughts into our own mode of expression—when
we insist that the witty activity is, after
all, not to be designated as aimless or purposeless,
since it has for its aim the evocation of
pleasure in the hearer. I doubt whether we
are able to undertake anything which has no
object in view. When we do not use our
psychic apparatus for the fulfillment of one of
our indispensable gratifications, we let it work
for pleasure, and we seek to derive pleasure
from its own activity. I suspect that this is
137really the condition which underlies all æsthetic
thinking, but I know too little about æsthetics
to be willing to support this theory. About
wit, however, I can assert, on the strength of
the two impressions gained before, that it is
an activity whose purpose is to derive pleasure—be
it intellectual or otherwise—from the
psychic processes. To be sure, there are other
activities which accomplish the same thing.
They may be differentiated from each by the
sphere of psychic activity from which they wish
to derive pleasure, or perhaps by the methods
which they use in accomplishing this. At present
we cannot decide this, but we firmly maintain
that at last we have established a connection
between the technique of wit partly controlled
by the tendency to economize (p. 53)
and the production of pleasure.
But before we proceed to solve the riddle of
how the technical means of wit-work can produce
pleasure in the hearer, we wish to mention
that, for the sake of simplicity and more lucidity,
we have altogether put out of the way all
tendency-witticisms. Still we must attempt to
explain what the tendencies of wit are and in
what manner wit makes use of these tendencies.
138
We are taught above all by an observation
not to put aside the tendency-wit when we
are investigating the origin of the pleasure in
wit. The pleasurable effect of harmless wit
is usually of a moderate nature; all that it
can be expected to produce in the hearer is a
distinct feeling of satisfaction and a slight ripple
of laughter; and as we have shown by fitting
examples (p. 132) at least a part of this
effect is due to the thought-content. The sudden
irresistible outburst of laughter evoked by
the tendency-wit rarely follows the wit without
a tendency. As the technique may be identical
in both, it is fair to assume that by virtue of
its purpose, the tendency-wit has at its disposal
sources of pleasure to which harmless wit has
no access.
It is now easy to survey wit-tendencies.
Wherever wit is not a means to its end, i. e.,
harmless, it puts itself in the service of but two
tendencies which may themselves be united
under one viewpoint; it is either hostile wit
serving as an aggression, satire, or defense, or
it is obscene wit serving as a sexual exhibition.
Again it is to be observed that the technical
form of wit—be it a word- or thought-witticism—bears
no relation to these two tendencies.
139It is a much more complicated matter to
show in what way wit serves these tendencies.
In this investigation I wish to present first
not the hostile but the exhibition wit. The latter
has indeed very seldom been deemed worthy
of an investigation, as if an aversion had transferred
itself here from the material to the subject;
however, we shall not allow ourselves to
be misled thereby, for we shall soon touch
upon a detail in wit which promises to throw
light on more than one obscure point.
We all know what is meant by a “smutty”
joke. It is the intentional bringing into prominence
of sexual facts or relations through
speech. However, this definition is no sounder
than other definitions. A lecture on the anatomy
of the sexual organs or on the physiology
of reproduction need not, in spite of this definition,
have anything in common with an obscenity.
It must be added that the smutty joke is
directed toward a certain person who excites
one sexually, and who becomes cognizant
of the speaker’s excitement by listening to the
smutty joke, and thereby in turn becomes sexually
excited. Instead of becoming sexually
excited the listener may react with shame and
embarrassment, which merely signifies a reaction
against the excitement and indirectly an
admission of the same. The smutty joke was
140originally directed against the woman and is
comparable to an attempt at seduction. If a
man tells or listens to obscene jokes in male
society, the original situation, which cannot be
realized on account of social inhibitions, is
thereby also represented. Whoever laughs at
a smutty joke does the same as the spectator
who laughs at a sexual aggression.
The sexual element which is at the basis of
the obscene joke comprises more than that
which is peculiar to both sexes, and goes beyond
that which is common to both sexes, it
is connected with all these things that cause
shame, and includes the whole domain of the
excrementitious. However, this was the sexual
domain of childhood, where the imagination
fancied a cloaca, so to speak, within which the
sexual elements were either badly or not at all
differentiated from the excrementitious.[39] In
the whole mental domain of the psychology of
the neuroses, the sexual still includes the excrementitious,
and it is understood in the old,
infantile sense.
The smutty joke is like the denudation of a
person of the opposite sex toward whom the
joke is directed. Through the utterance of obscene
141words the person attacked is forced to
picture the parts of the body in question, or
the sexual act, and is shown that the aggressor
himself pictures the same thing. There is no
doubt that the original motive of the smutty
joke was the pleasure of seeing the sexual displayed.
It will only help to clarify the subject if
here we go back to the fundamentals. One of
the primitive components of our libido is the
desire to see the sexual exposed. Perhaps this
itself is a development—a substitution for the
desire to touch which is assumed to be the primary
pleasure. As it often happens, the desire
to see has here also replaced the desire to
touch.[40] The libido for looking and touching is
found in every person in two forms, active and
passive, or masculine and feminine; and in accordance
with the preponderance of sex characteristics
it develops preponderately in one or
the other direction. In young children one can
readily observe the desire to exhibit themselves
nude. If the germ of this desire does not experience
the usual fate of being covered up and
repressed, it develops into a mania for exhibitionism,
a familiar perversion among grown-up
men. In women the passive desire to exhibit
142is almost regularly covered by the masked reaction
of sexual modesty; despite this, however,
remnants of this desire may always be seen in
women’s dress. I need only mention how flexible
and variable convention and circumstances
make that remaining portion of exhibitionism
still allowed to women.
In the case of men a great part of this striving
to exhibit remains as a part of the libido
and serves to initiate the sexual act. If this
striving asserts itself on first meeting the
woman it must make use of speech for two motives.
First, in order to make itself known to
the woman; and secondly, because the awakening
of the imagination through speech puts
the woman herself in a corresponding excitement
and awakens in her the desire to passive
exhibitionism. This speech of courtship is not
yet smutty, but may pass over into the same.
Wherever the yieldingness of the woman manifests
itself quickly, smutty speech is short-lived,
for it gives way to the sexual act. It
is different if the rapid yielding of the woman
cannot be counted upon, but instead there appears
the defense reaction. In that case the
143sexually exciting speech changes into obscene
wit as its own end; as the sexual aggression
is inhibited in its progress towards the act, it
lingers at the evocation of the excitement and
derives pleasure from the indications of the
same in the woman. In this process the aggression
changes its character in the same way
as any libidinous impulse confronted by a
hindrance; it becomes distinctly hostile and
cruel, and utilizes the sadistical components of
the sexual impulse against the hindrance.
Thus the unyieldingness of the woman is
therefore the next condition for the development
of smutty wit; to be sure, this resistance
must be of the kind to indicate merely a deferment
and make it appear that further efforts
will not be in vain. The ideal case of such
resistance on the part of the woman usually results
from the simultaneous presence of another
man, a third person, whose presence almost
excludes the immediate yielding of the woman.
This third person soon becomes of the greatest
importance for the development of the smutty
wit, but next to him the presence of the
woman must be taken account of. Among
rural people or in the ordinary hostelry one
can observe that not till the waitress or the
hostess approaches the guests does the obscene
wit come out; in a higher order of society just
144the opposite happens, here the presence of a
woman puts an end to smutty talk. The men
reserve this kind of conversation, which originally
presupposed the presence of bashful
women, until they are alone, “by themselves.”
Thus gradually the spectator, now turned the
listener, takes the place of the woman as the
object of the smutty joke, and through such
a change the smutty joke already approaches
the character of wit.
Henceforth our attention may be centered
upon two factors, first upon the rôle that the
third person—the listener—plays, and secondly,
upon the intrinsic conditions of the smutty joke
itself.
Tendency-wit usually requires three persons.
Besides the one who makes the wit there is a
second person who is taken as the object of
the hostile or sexual aggression, and a third
person in whom the purpose of the wit to produce
pleasure is fulfilled. We shall later on
inquire into the deeper motive of this relationship,
for the present we shall adhere to the
fact which states that it is not the maker of
the wit who laughs about it and enjoys its
pleasurable effect, but it is the idle listener who
does. The same relationship exists among the
three persons connected with the smutty joke.
The process may be described as follows: As
145soon as the libidinous impulse of the first person,
to satisfy himself through the woman, is
blocked, he immediately develops a hostile attitude
towards this second person and takes the
originally intruding third person as his confederate.
Through the obscene speech of the first
person the woman is exposed before the third
person, who as a listener is fascinated by the
easy gratification of his own libido.
It is curious that common people so
thoroughly enjoy such smutty talk, and that it
is a never-lacking activity of cheerful humor.
It is also worthy of notice that in this complicated
process which shows so many characteristics
of tendency-wit, no formal demands, such
as characterize wit, are made upon “smutty
wit.” The unveiled nudity affords pleasure to
the first and makes the third person laugh.
Not until we come to the refined and cultured
does the formal determination of wit
arise. The obscenity becomes witty and is tolerated
only if it is witty. The technical means
of which it mostly makes use is allusion, i.e.,
substitution through a trifle, something remotely
related, which the listener reconstructs
in his imagination as a full-fledged and direct
obscenity. The greater the disproportion between
what is directly offered in the obscenity
and what is necessarily aroused by it in the
146mind of the listener, the finer is the witticism
and the higher it may venture in good society.
Besides the coarse and delicate allusions, the
witty obscenity also utilizes all other means of
word- and thought-wit, as can be easily demonstrated
by examples.
It now becomes comprehensible what wit accomplishes
through this service of its tendency.
It makes possible the gratification of a craving
(lewd or hostile) despite a hindrance which
stands in the way; it eludes the hindrance and
so derives pleasure from a source that has become
inaccessible on account of the hindrance.
The hindrance in the way is really nothing
more than the higher degree of culture and education
which correspondingly increases the inability
of the woman to tolerate the stark sex.
The woman thought of as present in the final
situation is still considered present, or her influence
acts as a deterrent to the men even in
her absence. One often notices how cultured
men are influenced by the company of girls of
a lower station in life to change witty obscenities
to broad smut.
The power which renders it difficult or impossible
147for the woman, and in a lesser degree
for the man, to enjoy unveiled obscenities we
call “repression,” and we recognize in it the
same psychic process which keeps from consciousness
in severe nervous attacks whole complexes
of emotions with their resultant affects,
and has shown itself to be the principal factor
in the causation of the so-called psychoneuroses.
We acknowledge to culture and higher civilization
an important influence in the development
of repressions, and assume that under
these conditions there has come about a change
in our psychic organization which may also
have been brought along as an inherited disposition.
In consequence of it, what was once
accepted as pleasureful is now counted unacceptable
and is rejected by means of all the
psychic forces. Owing to the repression
brought about by civilization many primary
pleasures are now disapproved by the censor
and lost. But the human psyche finds renunciation
very difficult; hence we discover that
tendency-wit furnishes us with a means to make
the renunciation retrogressive and thus to regain
what has been lost. When we laugh over
a delicately obscene witticism, we laugh at the
identical thing which causes laughter in the ill-bred
man when he hears a coarse, obscene joke;
in both cases the pleasure comes from the
148same source. The coarse, obscene joke, however,
could not incite us to laughter, because
it would cause us shame or would seem to us
disgusting; we can laugh only when wit comes
to our aid.
What we had presumed in the beginning
seems to have been confirmed, namely, that
tendency-wit has access to other sources of
pleasure than harmless wit, in which all the
pleasure is somehow dependent upon the technique.
We can also reiterate that owing to
our feelings we are in no position to distinguish
in tendency-wit what part of the pleasure
originates from the technique and what
part from the tendency. Strictly speaking, we
do not know what we are laughing about. In
all obscene jokes we succumb to striking mistakes
of judgment about the “goodness” of
the joke as far as it depends upon formal conditions;
the technique of these jokes is often
very poor while their laughing effect is
enormous.
We next wish to determine whether the rôle
of wit in the service of the hostile tendency
is the same.
Right from the start we meet with similar
149conditions. Since our individual childhood
and the childhood of human civilization, our
hostile impulses towards our fellow-beings have
been subjected to the same restrictions and the
same progressive repressions as our sexual
strivings. We have not yet progressed so far
as to love our enemies, or to extend to them
our left cheek after we are smitten on the
right. Furthermore, all moral codes about the
subjection of active hatred bear even to-day
the clearest indications that they were originally
meant for a small community of clansmen. As
we all may consider ourselves members of some
nation, we permit ourselves for the most part
to forget these restrictions in matters touching
a foreign people. But within our own circles
we have nevertheless made progress in the
mastery of hostile emotions. Lichtenberg
drastically puts it when he says: “Where nowadays
one says, ‘I beg your pardon,’ formerly
one had recourse to a cuff on the ear.” Violent
hostility, no longer tolerated by law, has
been replaced by verbal invectives, and the better
understanding of the concatenation of human
emotions robs us, through its consequential
“Tout comprendre c’est tout pardonner,”
more and more of the capacity to become angry
at our fellowman who is in our way. Having
been endowed with a strong hostile disposition
150in our childhood, higher personal civilization
teaches us later that it is undignified to use
abusive language; even where combat is still
permitted, the number of things which may be
used as means of combat has been markedly
restricted. Society, as the third and dispassionate
party in the combat to whose interest it
is to safeguard personal safety, prevents us
from expressing our hostile feelings in action;
and hence, as in sexual aggression, there has
developed a new technique of invectives, the
aim of which is to enlist this third person
against our enemy. By belittling and humbling
our enemy, by scorning and ridiculing
him, we indirectly obtain the pleasure of his
defeat by the laughter of the third person,
the inactive spectator.
We are now prepared for the rôle that wit
plays in hostile aggression. Wit permits us
to make our enemy ridiculous through that
which we could not utter loudly or consciously
on account of existing hindrances; in other
words, wit affords us the means of surmounting
restrictions and of opening up otherwise
inaccessible pleasure-sources. Moreover, the
listener will be induced by the gain in pleasure
to take our part, even if he is not altogether
convinced,—just as we on other occasions,
when fascinated by harmless witticism,
151were wont to overestimate the substance of the
sentence wittily expressed. “To prejudice
the laughter in one’s own favor” is a completely
pertinent saying in the German language.
One may recall Mr. N.’s witticism given in the
last chapter (p. 28). It is of an insulting nature,
as if the author wished to shout loudly:
But the minister of agriculture is himself an ox!
But he, as a man of culture, could not put
his opinion in this form. He therefore appealed
to wit which assured his opinion a reception
at the hands of the listeners which,
in spite of its amount of truth, never would
have been received if in an unwitty form.
Brill cites an excellent example of a similar
kind: Wendell Phillips, according to a recent
biography by Dr. Lorenzo Sears, was on one
occasion lecturing in Ohio, and while on a
railroad journey going to keep one of his appointments
met in the car a number of clergymen
returning from some sort of convention.
One of the ministers, feeling called upon to
approach Mr. Phillips, asked him, “Are you
Mr. Phillips?” “I am, sir.” “Are you trying
to free the niggers?” “Yes, sir; I am an
abolitionist.” “Well, why do you preach your
doctrines up here? Why don’t you go over
into Kentucky?” “Excuse me, are you a
152preacher?” “I am, sir.” “Are you trying to
save souls from hell?” “Yes, sir, that’s my
business.” “Well, why don’t you go there?”
The assailant hurried into the smoker amid a
roar of unsanctified laughter. This anecdote
nicely illustrates the tendency-wit in the
service of hostile aggression. The minister’s
behavior was offensive and irritating, yet
Wendell Phillips as a man of culture could
not defend himself in the same manner as a
common, ill-bred person would have done, and
as his inner feelings must have prompted him
to do. The only alternative under the circumstances
would have been to take the affront
in silence, had not wit showed him the way,
and enabled him by the technical means of
unification to turn the tables on his assailant.
He not only belittled him and turned him
into ridicule, but by his clever retort, “Well,
why don’t you go there?” fascinated the other
clergymen, and thus brought them to his side.
Although the hindrance to the aggression
which the wit helped to elude was in these
cases of an inner nature—the æsthetic resistance
against insulting—it may at other
times be of a purely outer nature. So it was
in the case when Serenissimus asked the
stranger who had a striking resemblance to
himself: “Was your mother ever in my home?”
153and he received the ready reply, “No, but
my father was.” The stranger would certainly
have felled the imprudent inquirer who
dared to make an ignominious allusion to the
memory of his mother; but this imprudent
person was Serenissimus, who may not be felled
and not even insulted unless one wishes to
pay for this revenge with his life. The only
thing left was to swallow the insult in silence;
but luckily wit pointed out the way of requiting
the insult without personally imperiling
one’s self. It was accomplished simply by
treating the allusion with the technical means
of unification and employing it against the
aggressor. The impression of wit is here so
thoroughly determined by the tendency that
in view of the witty rejoinder we are inclined
to forget that the aggressor’s inquiry is itself
made witty by allusion.
The prevention of abuse or insulting retorts
through outer circumstances is so often the
case that tendency-wit is used with special
preference as a weapon of attack or criticism
of superiors who claim to be an authority.
Wit then serves as a resistance against such
authority and as an escape from its pressure.
154In this factor, too, lies the charm of caricature,
at which we laugh even if it is badly done
simply because we consider its resistance to
authority a great merit.
If we keep in mind that tendency-wit is so
well adapted as a weapon of attack upon what
is great, dignified, and mighty, that which is
shielded by internal hindrances or external
circumstance against direct disparagement, we
are forced to a special conception of certain
groups of witticisms which seem to occupy
themselves with inferior and powerless persons.
I am referring to the marriage-agent stories,—with
a few of which we have become familiar
in the investigation of the manifold techniques
of thought-wit. In some of these examples,
“But she is deaf, too!” and “Who in the world
would ever lend these people anything!” the
agent was derided as a careless and thoughtless
person who becomes comical because the truth
escapes his lips automatically, as it were. But
does on the one hand what we have learned
about the nature of tendency-wit, and on the
other hand the amount of satisfaction in these
stories, harmonize with the misery of the persons
at whom the joke seems to be pointed?
Are these worthy opponents of the wit? Or,
is it not more plausible to suppose that the
wit puts the agent in the foreground only in
155order to strike at something more important;
does it, as the saying goes, strike the saddle
pack, when it is meant for the mule? This
conception can really not be rejected.
The above-mentioned interpretation of the
marriage-agent stories admits of a continuation.
It is true that I need not enter into
them, that I can content myself with seeing
the farcical in these stories, and can dispute
their witty character. However, such subjective
determination of wit actually exists. We
have now become cognizant of it and shall
later on have to investigate it. It means that
only that is a witticism which I wish to consider
as such. What may be wit to me, may
be only an amusing story to another. But if
a witticism admits of doubt, that can be due
only to the fact that it is possessed of a show-side,—in
our examples it happens to be a
façade of the comic,—upon which one may be
satisfied to bestow a single glance while another
may attempt to peep behind. We also suspect
that this façade is intended to dazzle the prying
glance which is to say that such stories
have something to conceal.
At all events, if our marriage-agent stories
are witticisms at all, they are all the better
witticisms because, thanks to their façade, they
are in a position to conceal not only what they
156have to say but also that they have something—forbidden—to
say. But the continuation of
the interpretation, which reveals this hidden
part and shows that these stories having a comical
façade are tendency-witticisms, would be
as follows: Every one who allows the truth to
escape his lips in an unguarded moment is
really pleased to have rid himself of this
thought. This is a correct and far-reaching
psychological insight. Without the inner assent
no one would allow himself to be overpowered
by the automatism which here brings the
truth to light.[41] The marriage agent is thus
transformed from a ludicrous personage into
an object deserving of pity and sympathy.
How blest must be the man, able at last to unburden
himself of the weight of dissimulation,
if he immediately seizes the first opportunity
to shout out the last fragment of truth! As
soon as he sees that his case is lost, that the
prospective bride does not suit the young man,
he gladly betrays the secret that the girl has
still another blemish which the young man had
overlooked, or he makes use of the chance to
present a conclusive argument in detail in
order to express his contempt for the people
157who employ him: “Who in the world would
ever lend these people anything!” The ludicrousness
of the whole thing now reverts upon
the parents,—hardly mentioned in the story,—who
consider such deceptions justified to clutch
a man for their daughter; it also reflects upon
the wretched state of the girls who get married
through such contrivances, and upon the
want of dignity of the marriage contracted
after such preliminaries. The agent is the
right person to express such criticisms, for he
is best acquainted with these abuses; but he
may not raise his voice, because he is a poor
man whose livelihood depends altogether on
turning these abuses to his advantage. But the
same conflict is found in the national spirit
which has given rise to these and similar
stories; for he is aware that the holiness of wedlock
suffers severely by reference to some of
the methods of marriage-making.
We recall also the observation made during
the investigation of wit-technique, namely, that
absurdity in wit frequently stands for derision
and criticism in the thought behind the witticism,
wherein the wit-work follows the dream-work.
This state of affairs, we find, is here
once more confirmed. That the derision and
criticism are not aimed at the agent, who appears
in the former examples only as the whipping
158boy of the joke, is shown by another series
in which the agent, on the contrary, is pictured
as a superior person whose dialectics are a
match for any difficulty. They are stories
whose façades are logical instead of comical—they
are sophistic thought-witticisms. In one
of them (p. 83) the agent knows how to circumvent
the limping of the bride by stating
that in her case it is at least “a finished job”;
another woman with straight limbs would be
in constant danger of falling and breaking
a leg, which would be followed by sickness,
pains, and doctor’s fees—all of which can be
avoided by marrying the one already limping.
Again in another example (p. 81) the agent
is clever enough to refute by good arguments
each of the whole series of the suitor’s
objections against the bride; only to the
last, which cannot be glossed over, he rejoins,
“Do you expect her to have no blemishes
at all?” as if the other objections had
not left behind an important remnant. It is
not difficult to pick out the weak points of the
arguments in both examples, a thing which we
have done during the investigation of the technique.
But now something else interests us.
If the agent’s speech is endowed with such a
strong semblance of logic, which on more careful
examination proves to be merely a semblance,
159then the truth must be lurking in the
fact that the witticism adjudges the agent to
be right. The thought does not dare to admit
that he is right in all seriousness, and replaces
it by the semblance which the wit brings forth;
but here, as it often happens, the jest betrays
the seriousness of it. We shall not err if we
assume that all stories with logical façades
really mean what they assert even if these assertions
are deliberately falsely motivated.
Only this use of sophism for the veiled presentation
of the truth endows it with the character
of wit, which is mainly dependent upon
tendency. What these two stories wish to indicate
is that the suitor really makes himself
ridiculous when he collects together so sedulously
the individual charms of the bride which
are transient after all, and when he forgets at
the same time that he must be prepared to
take as his wife a human being with inevitable
faults; whereas, the only virtue which might
make tolerable marriage with the more or less
imperfect personality of the woman,—mutual
attachment and willingness for affectionate
adaptation,—is not once mentioned in the
whole affair.
Ridicule of the suitor as seen in these examples
in which the agent quite correctly assumes
the rôle of superiority, is much more
160clearly depicted in other examples. The more
pointed the stories, the less wit-technique they
contain; they are, as it were, merely border-line
cases of wit with whose technique they
have only the façade-formation in common.
However, in view of the same tendency and
the concealment of the same behind the façade,
they obtain the full effect of wit. The poverty
of technical means makes it clear also that
many witticisms of that kind cannot dispense
with the comic element of jargon which acts
similarly to wit-technique without great sacrifices.
The following is such a story, which with all
the force of tendency-wit obviates all traces
of that technique. The agent asks: “What
are you looking for in your bride?” The
reply is: “She must be pretty, she must be
rich, and she must be cultured.” “Very well,”
was the agent’s rejoinder. “But what you
want will make three matches.” Here the reproach
is no longer embodied in wit, but is
made directly to the man.
In all the preceding examples the veiled aggression
was still directed against persons; in
the marriage-agent jokes it is directed against
all the parties involved in the betrothal—the
bridegroom, bride, and her parents. The object
of attack by wit may equally well be institutions,
161persons, in so far as they may act
as agents of these, moral or religious precepts,
or even philosophies of life which enjoy so
much respect that they can be challenged in no
other way than under the guise of a witticism,
and one that is veiled by a façade at that. No
matter how few the themes upon which tendency-wit
may play, its forms and investments
are manifold. I believe that we shall do well
to designate this species of tendency-wit by a
special name. To decide what name will be
appropriate is possible only after analyzing a
few examples of this kind.
I recall the two little stories about the impecunious
gourmand who was caught eating
“salmon with mayonnaise,” and about the tippling
tutor; these witty stories, which we have
learned to regard as sophistical displacement-wit,
I shall continue to analyze. We have
learned since then that when the semblance of
logic is attached to the façade of a story, the
actual thought is as follows: The man is
right; but on account of the opposing contradiction,
I did not dare to admit the fact except
for one point in which his error is easily
demonstrable. The “point” chosen is the correct
162compromise between his right and his
wrong; this is really no decision, but bespeaks
the conflict within ourselves. Both stories are
simply epicurean. They say, Yes, the man is
right; nothing is greater than pleasure, and it
is fairly immaterial in what manner one procures
it. This sounds frightfully immoral, and
perhaps it is, but fundamentally it is nothing
more than the “Carpe diem” of the poet who
refers to the uncertainty of life and the bareness
of virtuous renunciation. If we are repelled
by the idea that the man in the joke
about “salmon with mayonnaise” is in the
right, then it is merely due to the fact that it
illustrates the sound sense of the man in indulging
himself—an indulgence which seems to
us wholly unnecessary. In reality each one of
us has experienced hours and times during
which he has admitted the justice of this
philosophy of life and has reproached our system
of morality for knowing only how to
make claims upon us without reimbursing us.
Since we no longer lend credence to the idea
of a hereafter in which all former renunciations
are supposed to be rewarded by gratification—(there
are very few pious persons if one
makes renunciation the password of faith)—“Carpe
diem” becomes the first admonition. I
am quite ready to postpone the gratification,
163but how do I know whether I shall still be
alive to-morrow?
“
Di doman’ non c’e certezza.”
[42]
I am quite willing to give up all the paths
to gratification interdicted by society, but am
I sure that society will reward me for this renunciation
by opening for me—even after a
certain delay—one of the permitted paths?
One can plainly tell what these witticisms
whisper, namely, that the wishes and desires of
man have a right to make themselves perceptible
next to our pretentious and inconsiderate
morality. And in our times it has been said in
emphatic and striking terms that this morality
is merely the selfish precept of the few rich
and mighty who can gratify their desires at
any time without deferment. As long as the art
of healing has not succeeded in safeguarding
our lives, and as long as the social organizations
do not do more towards making conditions
more agreeable, just so long cannot the
voice within us which is striving against the
demands of morality, be stifled. Every honest
person finally makes this admission—at least
to himself. The decision in this conflict is possible
only through the roundabout way of a
new understanding. One must be able to knit
164one’s life so closely to that of others, and to
form such an intimate identification with
others, that the shortening of one’s own term
of life becomes surmountable; one should not
unlawfully fulfill the demands of one’s own
needs, but should leave them unfulfilled, because
only the continuance of so many unfulfilled
demands can develop the power to recast
the social order. But not all personal
needs allow themselves to be displaced in such
a manner and transferred to others, nor is
there a universal and definite solution of the
conflict.
We now know how to designate the witticisms
just discussed; they are cynical witticisms,
and what they conceal are cynicisms.
Among the institutions which cynical wit is
wont to attack there is none more important
and more completely protected by moral precepts,
and yet more inviting of attack, than the
institution of marriage. Most of the cynical
jokes are directed against it. For no demand
is more personal than that made upon sexual
freedom, and nowhere has civilization attempted
to exert a more stringent suppression
than in the realm of sexuality. For our purposes
a single example suffices: the “Entries
in the Album of Prince Carnival” mentioned
on page 108.
165“A wife is like an umbrella, at worst one
may always take a cab.”
We have already elucidated the complicated
technique of this example; it is a puzzling and
seemingly impossible comparison which however,
as we now see, is not in itself witty; it
shows besides an allusion (cab = public conveyance),
and as the strongest technical means
it also shows an omission which serves to make
it still more unintelligible. The comparison
may be worked out in the following manner.
A man marries in order to guard himself
against the temptations of sensuality, but it
then turns out that after all marriage affords
no gratification for one of stronger needs, just
as one takes along an umbrella for protection
against rain only to get wet in spite of it. In
both cases one must search for better protection;
in one case one must take a public cab,
in the other women procurable for money.
Now the wit has almost entirely been replaced
by cynicism. That marriage is not the organization
which can satisfy a man’s sexuality, one
does not dare to say loudly and frankly unless
indeed it be one like Christian v. Ehrenfels,[43]
who is forced to it by the love of truth and the
zeal of reform. The strength of this witticism
166lies in the fact that it has expressed the
thought even though it had to be done through
all sorts of roundabout ways.
A particularly favorable case for tendency-wit
results if the intended criticism of the
inner resistance is directed against one’s own
person, or, more carefully expressed, against a
person in whom one takes interest, that is, a
composite personality such as one’s own people.
This determination of self-criticism may
make clear why it is that a number of the most
excellent jokes of which we have shown here
many specimens should have sprung into existence
from the soil of Jewish national life.
They are stories which were invented by Jews
themselves and which are directed against Jewish
peculiarities. The Jewish jokes made up
by non-Jews are nearly all brutal buffooneries
in which the wit is spared by the fact that the
Jew appears as a comic figure to a stranger.
The Jewish jokes which originate with Jews
admit this, but they know their real shortcomings
as well as their merits, and the interest
of the person himself in the thing to be criticised
produces the subjective determination of
the wit-work which would otherwise be difficult
to bring about. Incidentally I do not know
167whether one often finds a people that makes
merry so unreservedly over its own shortcomings.
As an illustration I can point to the story
cited on page 112 in which the Jew in the train
immediately abandons all sense of decency of
deportment as soon as he recognizes the new
arrival in his coupé as his coreligionist. We
have come to know this joke as an illustration
by means of a detail—representation through
a trifle; it is supposed to represent the democratic
mode of thought of the Jew who recognizes
no difference between master and servant,
but unfortunately this also disturbs discipline
and co-operation. Another especially
interesting series of jokes presents the relationship
between the poor and the rich Jews: their
heroes are the “shnorrer,”[44] and the charitable
gentleman or the baron. The shnorrer, who
was a regular Sunday-dinner guest at a certain
house, appeared one day accompanied by
a young stranger, who prepared to seat himself
at the table. “Who is that?” demanded the
host. “He became my son-in-law last week,”
was the reply, “and I have agreed to supply
his board for the first year.” The tendency of
these stories is always the same, and is most
distinctly shown in the following story. The
168shnorrer supplicates the baron for money to
visit the bathing resort Ostend, as the physician
has ordered him to take sea baths for
his ailment. The baron remarks that Ostend
is an especially expensive resort, and that a
less fashionable place would do just as well.
But the shnorrer rejects that proposition by
saying, “Herr Baron, nothing is too expensive
for my health.” That is an excellent displacement-witticism
which we could have taken as
a model of its kind. The baron is evidently
anxious to save his money, but the shnorrer replies
as if the baron’s money were his own,
which he may then consider secondary to his
health. One is forced to laugh at the insolence
of the demand, but these jokes are exceptionally
unequipped with a façade to becloud the
understanding. The truth is that the shnorrer
who mentally treats the rich man’s money as
his own, really possesses almost the right to
this mistake, according to the sacred codes of
the Jews. Naturally the resistance which is
responsible for this joke is directed against the
law which even the pious find very oppressing.
Another story relates how on the steps of a
rich man’s house a shnorrer met one of his own
kind. The latter counseled him to depart, saying,
“Do not go up to-day, the Baron is out
of sorts and refuses to give any one more than
169a dollar.” “I will go up anyway,” replied the
first. “Why in the world should I make him,
a present of a dollar? Is he making me any
presents?”
This witticism makes use of the technique of
absurdity by permitting the shnorrer to declare
that the baron gives him nothing at the same
moment in which he is preparing to beg him
for the donation. But the absurdity is only
apparent, for it is almost true that the rich
man gives him nothing, since he is obligated by
the mandate to give alms, and strictly speaking
must be thankful that the shnorrer gives
him an opportunity to be charitable. The
ordinary, bourgeois conception of alms is at
cross-purposes with the religious one; it openly
revolts against the religious conception in the
story about the baron who, having been deeply
touched by the shnorrer’s tale of woe, rang
for his servants and said: “Throw him out of
the house; he is breaking my heart.” This obvious
exposition of the tendency again creates
a case of border-line wit. From the no longer
witty complaint: “It is really no advantage to
be a rich man among Jews. The foreign
misery does not grant one the pleasure of one’s
own fortune,” these last stories are distinguished
only by the illustration of a single situation.
170Other stories as the following, which, technically
again presenting border-lines of wit,
have their origin in a deeply pessimistic cynicism.
A patient whose hearing was defective
consulted a physician who made the correct
diagnosis, namely, that the patient probably
drank too much whiskey and consequently was
becoming deaf. He advised him to desist from
drinking and the patient promised to follow
his advice. Some time thereafter the doctor
met him on the street and inquired in a loud
voice about his condition. “Thank you, Doctor,”
was the reply, “there is no necessity for
speaking so loudly, I have given up drinking
whiskey and consequently I hear perfectly.”
Some time afterwards they met again. The
doctor again inquired into his condition in the
usual voice, but noticed that he did not make
himself understood. “It seems to me that you
are deaf again because you have returned to
drinking whiskey,” shouted the doctor in the
patient’s ear. “Perhaps you are right,” answered
the latter, “I have taken to drinking
again, and I shall tell you why. As long as I
did not drink I could hear, but all that I
heard was not as good as the whiskey.”
Technically this joke is nothing more than an
illustration. The jargon and the ability of the
raconteur must aid the producing of laughter.
171But behind it there lies the sad question, “Is
not the man right in his choice?”
It is the manifold hopeless misery of the
Jews to which these pessimistical stories allude,
which urged me to add them to tendency-wit.
Other jokes, cynical in a similar sense,
and not only stories about Jews, attack religious
dogmas and the belief in God Himself.
The story about the “telepathic look of the
rabbi,” whose technique consisted in the faulty
thinking which made phantasy equal to reality,
(the conception of displacement is also tenable)
is such a cynical or critical witticism directed
against miracle-workers and also, surely,
against belief in miracles. Heine is reported
to have made a directly blasphemous joke as
he lay dying. When the kindly priest commended
him to God’s mercy and inspired him
with the hope that God would forgive him his
sins, he replied: “Bien sûr qu’il me pardonnera;
c’est son métier.” That is a derogatory
comparison; technically its value lies only in
the allusion, for a métier—business or vocation—is
plied either by a craftsman or a physician,
and what is more he has only a single métier.
The strength of the wit, however, lies in its
172tendency. The joke is intended to mean nothing
else, but: Certainly he will forgive me; that
is what he is here for, and for no other purpose
have I engaged him (just as one retains
one’s doctor or one’s lawyer). Thus, the helpless
dying man is still conscious of the fact that
he has created God for himself and has clothed
Him with the power in order to make use of
Him as occasion arises. The so-called creature
makes itself known as the Creator only a short
time before his extinction.
To the three kinds of tendency-wit discussed
so far—exhibitionistic or obscene wit, aggressive
or hostile wit, and cynical wit (critical, blasphemous)—I
desire to add a fourth and the
most uncommon of all, whose character can be
elucidated by a good example.
Two Jews met in a train at a Galician railway
station. “Where are you traveling?”
asked one. “To Cracow,” was the reply. “Now
see here, what a liar you are!” said the first
one, bristling. “When you say that you are
traveling to Cracow, you really wish me to believe
that you are traveling to Lemberg. Well,
but I am sure that you are really traveling to
Cracow, so why lie about it?”
173This precious story, which creates an impression
of exaggerated subtlety, evidently operates
by means of the technique of absurdity.
The second Jew has put himself in the way of
being called a liar because he has said that he
is traveling to Cracow, which is his real goal!
However, this strong technical means—absurdity—is
paired here with another technique—representation
through the opposite, for, according
to the uncontradicted assertion of the
first, the second one is lying when he speaks
the truth, and speaks the truth by means of a
lie. However, the more earnest content of this
joke is the question of the conditions of truth;
again the joke points to a problem and makes
use of the uncertainty of one of our commonest
notions. Does it constitute truth if one
describes things as they are and does not concern
himself with the way the hearers will interpret
what one has said? Or is this merely
Jesuitical truth, and does not the real truthfulness
consist much more in having a regard for
the hearer and of furnishing him an exact picture
of his own mind? I consider jokes of this
type sufficiently different from the others to
assign them a special place. What they attack
is not a person nor an institution, but the certainty
of our very knowledge—one of our
speculative gifts. Hence the name “skeptical”
174witticism will be the most expressive for
them.
In the course of our discussion of the tendencies
of wit we have gotten perhaps many an
elucidation and certainly found numerous incentives
for further investigations. But the results
of this chapter combine with those of the preceding
chapter to form a difficult problem. If
it be true that the pleasure created by wit is dependent
upon the technique on one hand and
upon the tendency on the other hand, under
what common point of view can these two utterly
different pleasure-sources of wit he
united?