Nearly two years had elapsed, before Cobbett’s
life was disturbed by any greater excitement than
would be furnished by his daily pursuits as a
teacher of the French language. Even in Philadelphia,
where party spirit was strong, and antipathy
to England was particularly manifest, a
busy, hard-working man, with his bread to earn,
and who had no natural taste for politics, had no
need to interfere—and Cobbett would not have
interfered, probably, had not the occasion been
brought about almost by accident. The little
republicanism which had leavened his mind, whilst
in London, had disappeared, when he came to see
more of human nature in his new country; and the
municipal contests, and the flaring speeches and
writings, which excited less industrious minds, had
no charm for him. “Newspapers,” he says, “were
a luxury for which I had little relish, and which, if
I had been ever so fond of, I had not time to
enjoy.”
But a circumstance occurred, about the middle
of the year 1794, which aroused Cobbett’s native
spirit; and offered, at the same time, an opportunity
for its exercise:—
“One of my scholars, who was a person that we in
England should call a coffee-house politician, chose, for
once, to read his newspaper by way of lesson; and, it
happened to be the very paper which contained the
addresses presented to Dr. Priestley at New York, together
with his replies. My scholar, who was a sort of
republican, or at best, but half a monarchist, appeared
delighted with the invectives against England, to which
he was very much disposed to add. Those Englishmen
who have been abroad, particularly if they have had time
to make a comparison between the country they are in
and that which they have left, well know how difficult it
is, upon occasions such as I have been describing, to
refrain from expressing their indignation and resentment;
and there is not, I trust, much reason to suppose, that I
should, in this respect, experience less difficulty than
another.
“The dispute was as warm as might reasonably be
expected between a Frenchman, uncommonly violent
even for a Frenchman, and an Englishman not
remarkable for sang-froid; and, the result was, a declared
resolution, on my part, to write and publish a pamphlet
in defence of my country, which pamphlet he pledged
himself to answer; his pledge was forfeited; it is known
that mine was not. Thus, sir [he is addressing Mr.
Pitt], it was, that I became a writer on politics. ‘Happy
for you,’ you will say, ‘if you had continued at your verbs
and your nouns.’ Perhaps it would: but the fact absorbs
the reflection; whether it was for my good, or otherwise,
I entered on the career of political writing; and, without
adverting to the circumstances under which others have
entered on it, I think it will not be believed that the pen was
ever taken up from a motive more pure and laudable. I
could have no hope of gain from the proposed publication
itself, but, on the contrary, was pretty certain to
incur a loss; no hope of remuneration, for not only had
I never seen any agent of the British government in
America, but was not acquainted with any one British
subject in the country. I was actuated, perhaps, by no
very exalted notions of either loyalty or patriotism; the
act was not much an act of refined reasoning, or of
reflection; it arose merely from feeling, but it was that
sort of feeling, that jealousy for the honour of my native
country, which I am sure you will allow to have been
highly meritorious, especially when you reflect on the
circumstances of the times and the place in which I ventured
before the public.
“Great praise, and still more, great success, are sure to
operate, with young and zealous men, as an encouragement
to further exertion. Both were, in this case, far beyond my
hopes, and still farther beyond the intrinsic merits of my
performance. The praise was, in fact, given to the boldness
of the man who, after the American press had, for
twenty years, been closed against every publication relative
to England, in which England and her king were not
censured and vilified, dared not only to defend but to
eulogize and exalt them; and, the success was to be
ascribed to that affection for England, and that just
hatred of France, which, in spite of all the misrepresentations
that had been so long circulated, were still alive
in the bosoms of all the better part of the people; who
openly to express their sentiments, only wanted the occasion
and the example which were now afforded them.”
Joseph Priestley was one of the most
estimable of men. Among those who have thrust
back the barriers of Ignorance, he holds no mean
place, whether as a student of natural philosophy,
or as a Christian teacher. But he belongs to a period
when the Pioneer had to suffer for his opinions.
Born in 1733, he early evinced the qualities of a
thorough student, mastered several European and
Eastern languages, spent his spare cash in scientific
instruments, and entered the ministry as an inflexible
opponent of the cruel notions of “eternal
wrath.” He was a man rather inclined to take always
the heterodox side of things, as one who had
discovered that most popular doctrines, in politics
and religion, were founded on baseless traditions.
Priestley’s contributions to science brought him
within the fold of the Royal Society; and he was
pursuing his studies at the same time that he had
charge of an important dissenting congregation at
Birmingham, when the French Revolution broke
out, in 1789. By this time he was known as an
ardent and honest controversialist, and had numerous
warm friendships among the advanced
Liberals of London and Paris; and his position at
Birmingham was becoming hazardous, on account
of the denunciations he underwent on the part of
the orthodox in Church and State. Matters came
to a crisis in the summer of 1791; when, a feast
being held for the purpose of celebrating the fall of
the Bastille, a mob assembled, highly strung with
loyalty; which, after disturbing the diners, broke
the windows of the hotel, proceeded to demolish
Priestley’s and another meeting-house, his dwelling,
and the houses of several other influential dissenters.
In short, there was a genuine riot, for which the
county had to pay.
And Dr. Priestley had to leave Birmingham.
Nor did three years of London life, with the fierce
controversies of the day, serve to console him.
Having succeeded his friend, the celebrated Dr.
Richard Price, as pastor of a meeting at Hackney,
he fought alternately with French sceptics and with
English “divines;” but age was creeping upon
him; his beloved scientific pursuits were being
neglected; and he looked wistfully to the new
land of liberty and toleration. His domestic
hearth was a happy one, and he could at least take
that with him wherever he went. So, in the spring
of 1794, he set sail for America.
His departure, however, was the signal for a
good deal of affectionate demonstration. Addresses
were presented to him, and he left his
native shores with the good wishes and the regrets
of thousands. But, flattering as this was, it was
nothing to the reception Priestley experienced on
his arrival at New York. He found himself welcomed
to “a country worthy of him;” to a land
where reason had “successfully triumphed over the
artificial distinctions of European policy and
bigotry;” by those who had “beheld with the
keenest sensibility the unparalleled persecutions”
which had attended him in his native country.
So, the Philadelphia newspapers of June, 1794,
published these addresses—the most noted of which
were from the Tammany Society of New York,
the Democratic Society of the same, the Republican
Natives of Great Britain and Ireland
resident in the City of New York, the Medical
Society of New York, and the American Philosophical
Society of Philadelphia. The Philadelphia
newspapers, ready for all sorts of fiery
attack upon England, printed these addresses in
full, along with Dr. Priestley’s grateful replies.
One of Mr. Cobbett’s intelligent pupils, in his
studious zeal, produces such a newspaper, that his
English exercises may be presented in the English
of the day. As one of his own omelettes, he will
have his English served up fresh; no musty Addison
nor dry Delolme for him; no stale oligarchical
stuff, ready for hatching into villainy and oppression;
but the sweet, new-laid principles of liberty,
equality, and fraternity. Which principles, as exemplified
in their latest fruits, Monsieur le Maître
d’Anglais abhors, with all his heart and soul.
Accordingly, there forthwith appeared an anonymous
pamphlet, under the title of “Observations
on Priestley’s Emigration;” consisting of a review
of the circumstances which had driven the
Doctor from Birmingham, and eventually from
England; and a running commentary upon the
republican addresses which had been presented to
him. The whole tenour of the tract, however, consisted
in its expressed horror of the ruin and
desolation which the theorists had brought upon
France, and in pointing out what would be (in the
mind of the writer) the logical result of the new
ideas being disseminated in England. Priestley’s
emigration, in point of fact, was made the peg on
which to hang an anti-revolution tirade. Certain
sound principles, however, were enunciated: an
extract or two will serve to show this, and, by the
felicitous terms in which they are conveyed, to
display the wonderful command which Cobbett
had already acquired over his native tongue.
“System-mongers are an unreasonable species of
mortals; time, place, climate, nature itself, must give way.
They must have the same governments in every quarter
of the globe; when, perhaps, there are not two countries
which can possibly admit of the same form of government
at the same time. A thousand hidden causes, a thousand
circumstances and unforeseen events, conspire to the
forming of a government. It is always done by little and
little. When completed, it presents nothing like a
system; nothing like a thing composed, and written in a
book. It is curious to hear people cite the American
government as the summit of human perfection, while
they decry the English; when it is absolutely nothing
more than the government which the kings of England
established here, with such little modifications as were
necessary on account of the state of society and local
circumstances. If, then, the Doctor is come here for a
change of government and laws, he is the most disappointed
of mortals. He will have the mortification to
find in his ‘asylum’ the same laws as those from which
he has fled, the same upright manner of administering
them, the same punishment of the oppressor, and the
same protection of the oppressed. In the courts of
justice he will every day see precedents quoted from the
English law-books; and (which to him may appear wonderful)
we may venture to predict, that it will be very
long before they will be supplanted by the bloody records
of the revolutionary tribunal.”
“Even supposing his intended plan of improvement
had been the best in the world, instead of the worst, the
people of England had certainly a right to reject it. He
claims as an indubitable right, the right of thinking for
others, and yet he will not permit the people of England
to think for themselves.… If the English choose
to remain slaves, bigots, and idolaters, as the Doctor calls
them, that was no business of his; he had nothing to do
with them. He should have let them alone; and, perhaps
in due time, the abuses of their government would have
come to that ‘natural termination,’ which he trusts, ‘will
guard against future abuses.’ But no, said the Doctor,
I will reform you—I will enlighten you—I will make you
free.—You shall not, say the people.—But I will! says
the Doctor. By ——, say the people, you shall not!
‘And when Ahithophel saw that his counsel was not followed,
he saddled his ass, and arose, and gat him home to his
house, to his city, and put his household in order, and hanged
himself, and died, and was buried in the sepulchre of his
father.’”
“I am one of those who wish to believe that foreigners
come to this country from choice, and not from necessity.…
The most numerous, as well as the most
useful, are mechanics. Perhaps a cobbler, with his
hammer and awls, is a more valuable acquisition than a
dozen philosophi-theologi-politi-cal empirics, with all
their boasted apparatus.”
Mr. Thomas Bradford was again his publisher.
The circumstance is fully related in the American
autobiography:—
“When the ‘Observations’ on the Emigration of this
‘martyr to the cause of liberty’ were ready for the
press, I did not, at first, offer them to Mr. Bradford. I
knew him to retain a rooted hatred against Great
Britain, and concluded, that his principles would prevent
him from being instrumental in the publication of
anything that tended to unveil one of its most bitter
enemies. I therefore addressed myself to Mr. Carey.[1]
This was, to make use of a culinary figure, jumping out
of the frying-pan into the fire. Mr. Carey received me
as booksellers generally receive authors (I mean authors
whom they hope to get but little by): he looked at the
title from top to bottom, and then at me from head
to foot.—‘No, my lad,’ says he, ‘I don’t think it will
suit.’”—My lad! God in heaven forgive me! I believe
that, at that moment, I wished for another yellow fever
to strike the city; not to destroy the inhabitants, but
to furnish me too with the subject of a pamphlet, that
might make me rich. Mr. Carey has sold hundreds of
the ‘Observations’ since that time, and therefore I
dare say he highly approved of them, when he came to
a perusal. At any rate, I must not forget to say, that he
behaved honourably in the business; for, he promised
not to make known the author, and he certainly kept
his word, or the discovery would not have been reserved
for the month of June, 1796. This circumstance, considering
Mr. Carey’s politics, is greatly to his honour,
and has almost wiped from my memory that contumelious
‘my lad.’
“From Mr. Carey I went to Mr. Bradford, and left
the pamphlet for his perusal. The next day I went to
him to know his determination. He hesitated, wanted
to know if I could not make it a little more popular,
adding that, unless I could, he feared that the publishing
of it would endanger his windows. ‘More popular,’
I could not make it. I never was of an accommodating
disposition in my life. The only alteration I would
consent to was in the title. I had given the pamphlet
the double title of ‘The Tartuffe Detected; or, Observations,’
&c. The former was suppressed, though, had I
not been pretty certain that every press in the city was
as little free as that to which I was sending it, the
‘Tartuffe Detected’ should have remained; for the
person on whom it was bestowed merited it much better
than the character so named by Molière.
“These difficulties, and these fears of the bookseller,
at once opened my eyes with respect to the boasted
liberty of the press. Because the laws of this country
proclaim to the world, that every man may write and
publish freely, and because I saw the newspapers filled
with vaunts on the subject, I was fool enough to imagine
that the press was really free for every one. I had not
the least idea, that a man’s windows were in danger of
being broken, if he published anything that was not
popular. I did, indeed, see the words liberty and
equality, the rights of man, the crimes of kings, and such
like, in most of the booksellers’ windows; but I did
not know that they were put there to save the glass,
as a free republican Frenchman puts a cockade tricolor
in his hat to save his head. I was ignorant of all these
arcana of the liberty of the press.
“The work that it was feared would draw down
punishment on the publisher, did not contain one untruth,
one anarchical, indecent, immoral, or irreligious
expression; and yet the bookseller feared for his
windows! For what? Because it was not popular
enough. A bookseller in a despotic state fears to publish
a work that is ‘too popular,’ and one in a free state
fears to publish a work that is not ‘popular enough.’ I
leave it to the learned philosophers of the ‘Age of
Reason’ to determine in which of these states there is
the most liberty of the press; for, I must acknowledge,
the point is too nice for me: fear is fear, whether inspired
by a Sovereign Lord the King, or by a Sovereign People.
“The terms on which Mr. Bradford took the ‘Observations,’
were what booksellers call publishing it
together. I beg the reader, if he foresees the possibility
of his becoming an author, to recollect this phrase well.
Publishing it together is thus managed: the bookseller
takes the work, prints it, and defrays all expenses of
paper, binding, &c. and the profits, if any, are divided
between him and the author.—Long after the ‘Observations’
were sold off, Mr. Bradford rendered me an
account (undoubtedly a very just one) of the sales. According
to this account, my share of the profits (my
share only) amounted to the enormous sum of one
shilling and sevenpence halfpenny, currency of the State
of Pennsylvania (or, about elevenpence three farthings
sterling), quite entirely clear of all deductions whatsoever!
“Now, bulky as this sum appears in words at length,
I presume, that when 1s. 7½d. is reduced to figures, no
one will suppose it sufficient to put a coat upon my
back. If my poor back were not too broad to be clothed
with such a sum as this, God knows how I should bear
all that has been, and is, and is to be, laid on it by the
unmerciful democrats. Why! 1s. 7½d. would not cover
the back of a Lilliputian; no, not even in rags, as they
sell here.”
The allusion to the coat was occasioned by a
report, which Cobbett thought fit to notice, that Mr.
Bradford had provided him with the means of procuring
one. Whether the “Observations” proved
remunerative or not, it is certain that the tract was
immediately reprinted in London, by Stockdale,
and noticed in the magazines; and we will presently
refer to the comments which were raised in
England by the new politician.
Meanwhile the pamphlet was read, and became
notorious; and its author had discovered where
his strength lay. He would prepare another onslaught
upon the anti-federalists.
In order, however, that we may understand the
position which Cobbett soon came to occupy as a
politician, it will be necessary to take a glimpse
of the leading questions which were agitating the
public mind of America. The chief cities of the
United States, receiving, as they did, the overflowings
of European ebullition, had also their own
internal squabbles, and were become so many centres
of revolutionary intrigue; and the perils and
the strife thus engendered opened the field of political
adventure to many an aspiring mind. It was a
period of terrible personal animosities, both in
Europe and America: men’s friendships, and men’s
reputations, never had a harder lot, in the face of
differences of opinion.
The Revolution, which culminated in the Declaration
of Independence in the year 1776, did not,
in all respects, ultimately suit the tastes of the
whole American people. A numerous section,
after the immediate cause of the quarrel with the
mother country had been despatched, remained
“loyal;” and would have been well pleased to see
re-union with England. Others, again, satisfied
with Independence, were yet desirous that the
Constitution should be as near as possible on a
monarchical plan, with a basis of government centralized
at the capital. A still larger class,—daily
augmented, too, by the arrival of English,
Irish, and French refugees,—were for republicanism
pure and simple.
France had given support to the infant republic,
from the first; having recognized “Independence”
in 1778, and, from that date, continued to give aid
in the shape of food supplies and war material,
during the progress of the conflict. The treaty of
peace being concluded with Great Britain, in the
year 1783, and the States settling down to consider
their future, it was soon discovered that the Constitution,
which had first been hastily framed, was
inadequate for the purposes of good government;
there was no power to compel individual states,
where unanimity, or, at least, general consent,
was desirable.[2] A new Constitution was therefore
promulgated, by which absolute power was lodged
in a central Federal Congress of the States. From
that date the two prominent political parties came
into existence: the one, known as the Federalist,
strongly in favour of centralization; the other, the
anti-Federalist or Democratic party, which was for
independent state sovereignty, and which was too
deeply republican in its nature not to fear the
risks, which centralized power would entail upon
the new-born liberties of the nation. The leading
partisans on the former side were Washington,
John Adams, Alexander Hamilton, and John Jay;
whilst Thomas Jefferson and James Madison were
the most eminent among the Democratic leaders.
It must be noted, however, that the statesmen of
both parties were unanimous on the point of republicanism
per se: their aim was one object, about
which there could be no further question; their
differences consisted in the consideration of the
best means of attaining it.
Mr. Jefferson had been minister to France; and
returned to America in 1790, to take a part in the
administration. He has left upon record his experience,
upon resuming his place in society, of the
reaction against extreme republicanism which had
already taken place;[3] other testimony, of similar
bearing, could be adduced, but it is hardly necessary
for our purpose, considering the amount of support
which Cobbett received during the whole period
of his residence in America. There seems to have
been, in point of fact, a Federal majority from the
very first,—and, when the European war broke
out, early in 1793, this section of the nation sympathized,
generally speaking, with the English. A
strong anti-British feeling prevailed, however,
among the Democrats, which was displayed in the
most fiery and intemperate language,[4] and found
particular vent in a hearty enthusiasm for the
French cause. The first outbreak of the French
revolution was hailed with joy by the extreme
republicans; and, at last, when Mr. Pitt came to
think that England was called upon to declare
war against France, in defence of the old European
doctrines, this hatred of England was naturally
intensified. Washington’s proclamation of neutrality
was in vain, to check the ardour of the pen-and-ink
warriors; and the constant arrival of proscribed
persons was just so much fuel added to
the flames. Another outbreak of war, between
England and America, was even apprehended;
and would have taken place, but for the moderate
counsels which prevailed in the minds of Washington
and his advisers.
At this juncture, there arrived as ambassador to
the United States, one Genest,[5] a man eminently
fitted for the useful task of stirring up strife; and
it is, indeed, difficult to believe that the man was
not selected with this object in view. Of the
strongest republican principles, he thoroughly
scorned the traditions of diplomacy; and landed at
Charleston [April 1793] more with the air of a
newly-appointed provincial governor than with
that of envoy from a friendly nation. Several
weeks elapsed before he presented his credentials
to Washington: meanwhile, he was actually engaged
in superintending the fitting-out of privateers!
And on his arrival at Philadelphia there
were festivities and congratulations, and speeches,
to be attended to, before he could condescend to
wait upon the President. His subsequent conduct
was all of a piece with this; till, the President
having found it necessary to repudiate a French
vice-consul on account of his gross infractions of
neutrality, Genest’s high-toned appeal upon the
matter obliged Washington, at last, to consider
the question of demanding his recall. This was
effected in the following year.[6]
But all this did not happen without largely
affecting the temper of the American people.
Although Washington generously distinguished between
the conduct of the minister and “the friendly
spirit of the nation which sent him;” although, as
Jefferson records, the Government were “determined
to see, in these proceedings, but the
character of the individual, and not to believe
that they were by instructions from his employers,”
yet it was undoubtedly a new spur to the active
spirit of democracy. The Philadelphia politicians,
especially, raved and stormed over the iniquities
of Britain and the virtues of France.
A more serious trouble to the American Government
arose, soon after the war between England
and France had continued some time. As, when
the young Republic was fighting for its life, they
had been assisted by the French, so they now
shipped large aids, chiefly in the shape of provisions,
to the French ports. These cargoes were
unquestionably contraband; and the British Government,
holding that view, ordered that all American
vessels be detained,—those laden with corn to
be seized,—and a reasonable price to be paid for the
cargoes and freights. Later on, another order was
issued, directed against American cargoes which
consisted of provisions and stores for the French
colonies. All this naturally irritated the Americans;
they considered it simply an infraction of
their independence; and they were not disposed
tamely to yield to a power which, in the eyes of many,
was not unlikely to dream of future reconquest.
Some alarm was also aroused by the conduct
of the British troops in Canada, who retook possession
of certain frontier forts, which had been
ceded to America at the treaty of peace. At the
same time, public attention was directed to a
conference held between Lord Dorchester, the
Governor of Canada, and several Indian tribes;
on which occasion language was held by the
Governor, which seemed to carry with it a willingness
on the part of England to proceed to
hostilities, upon a given contingency.
Fortunately, however, the disposition of the
American Administration was such, that the fury
of the Democrats was powerless to disturb its
equanimity; and the only serious step, which the
Government was induced to take, was to lay an
embargo upon the British shipping in American
ports, for the space of thirty days.[7] It was
necessary, however, to come to an understanding;
accordingly, an envoy, in the person of Mr. Jay,
repaired to England with full powers, in the hope
that existing difficulties might be removed, and a
proper feeling of amity be secured, between the
two nations.
Mr. Jay’s mission was eminently successful, as
regarded the two Governments; but the Treaty in
which it resulted only served to make the breach
wider, that existed between the Democrats and
their opponents. His return to America was
signalized by an unexampled storm of invective
and abuse; and Jay had, in fact, to retire from
public life.[8] The principle that the flag does not
cover the merchandise was the feature which gave
the greatest offence; but the real objections were
sentimental, and were, in fact, brewing as soon as
Jay’s appointment as envoy became known.[9] The
treaty was the work of the Washington administration,
the members of which were known to be
favourably disposed towards England; and it was
considered likely to injure the relations existing
between America and France. Its opponents
maintained, from the first, that the disposition of
Great Britain being naturally hostile to the United
States, there could be no prospect of real reciprocity;
and, when the document arrived, their
first thought was that its ratification would give
umbrage to the French. That, if the United States
could convert the evil disposition of England into
one of amity and peace, the projected treaty would
be too high a price to pay for the change; and if
there must be war with either Great Britain or
France, it were “more politic for the state, and
more congenial with the sentiments of the people,
to engage the former,” as France would give aid
“with all the energy of her triumphant arms;”
whilst, in the case of a war with France, the
Americans could neither count upon the affections,
nor rely upon the power, of Great Britain.
But what served, much more, to augment the
numbers and vehemence of the Radical party, and
to foment bad feeling between the two countries,
was the constant stream of refugees from the
United Kingdom. Mr. Pitt’s repressive measures
were in full force; and the year 1794 witnessed
some of the most glaring instances of tyranny that
had been displayed in England since the days of
James the Second. Frequent trials for “sedition”
only served to inflame and to energize the spirit
of free inquiry; and men boldly talked of revolution.
Some suffered imprisonment, many more
managed to escape; and of those who escaped,
many found a free asylum in Pennsylvania. Some
of these men were of good education and great
natural ability; and all were inspired with the hopes
of the day: an imminent deliverance of mankind,
generally, from all kinds of despotism whatsoever.
So, this is how it was in Philadelphia, in these
lively times. The most enlightened and philosophical
city in the United States was, at the
same time, the hot-bed of democracy: the home of
all that was aspiring in the human heart and mind.
Thus, we can understand something of the feelings
which animate the breast of Mr. William Cobbett,
ardent Loyalist. He knows little of theoretical
politics; his short experience of republicanism has
only, at present, served to show him that man is
little better off as the subject of a sovereign people,
than as a subject of a sovereign king; provided that
similar constitutional principles prevail. His recollections
of Tom Paine’s animated book, and his former
enthusiasm for republicanism, are—as in the
minds of thousands of his cotemporaries—crushed
and buried beneath the torrent of blood and tears
which has been shed in France. A natural reaction
has set in: his native land, with all her faults,
comes back to his memory as a land of average comfort
and well-being; and the thought is uppermost
that, perish “liberty and equality,” if all their
results are to consist in a murdered king, and in
the home of his childhood desolated by the bloodthirsty
apostles of progress.
One of these emigrants was Mr. James Thomson
Callender. His reading of English history
had caused his mind to dwell, somewhat heavily,
upon the underhand means which ministers and
parties had used, to carry their points, during the
last century. Abuses in Church and State: this is
the sort of pabulum for the public taste, and Mr.
Callender, accordingly, undertakes to put them all
into a popular form, under the title of “The
Political Progress of Britain.”[10] The result is, that
he is a fugitive before many weeks are over his
head, and any further attacks which he has to
make, upon the government of Mr. Pitt and his
predecessors, must be offered from the other side
of the Atlantic. The pamphlet, republished in
Philadelphia, comes under the eye of our neophyte
politician, and Mr. Cobbett sniffs war. The “Political
progress” presented just the sort of topic
which would serve as provocation: here was another
villain maligning his country, and the wretch
must be made an example of.
Accordingly, on the 8th of January, 1795, Mr.
Thomas Bradford has for sale, “A Bone to Gnaw
for the Democrats;” consisting of a review of
Callender’s book, followed by a still more daring
attack upon the democratic press and upon the
numerous clubs connected with the party.
The “Bone to Gnaw” was a distinct advance
upon the “Observations.” The writer had evidently
begun to discuss, and to wrangle. And the
discovery that he had the power to wield a very
vigorous pen soon brought the inclination to use it.
There is a good deal of coarseness, as we should
look at it now-a-days, but that was the temper of
the times. The pamphlet raised up a host of
enemies, whilst the number of Cobbett’s admirers
proportionately increased; and readers were found,
both in England and America, to give their
warmest approbation.
But, among others, was “one Smith, a malignant
democrat,” who had started an “American
Monthly Review.” In reviewing “A Bone to
Gnaw,” he endeavoured to weaken the writer’s
nerve by attacking his grammar and composition.
To very little purpose, except to bring Mr. Cobbett
up, smiling, with a rejoinder. For, in February,
was published “A Kick for a Bite,” consisting
principally of a humorous lesson in the art of criticism,
addressed to the editor of the Review; and
in March, Part II. of “A Bone to Gnaw for the
Democrats.”
It was about this date, January or February,
1795, when some newspaper correspondent likened
the new federalist writer to a porcupine. The idea
was instantly adopted; and Cobbett announces
himself to the editor of the “American Monthly
Review,” as “Peter Porcupine, at your service.”
Thus arose one of the most famous of pseudonyms.[11]
It was a long while before the bearer of it was generally
known, i.e. beyond a very small circle of
acquaintances; yet it appears that the “British
Critic,” as early as Dec. 1795, had discovered the
owner of the name. But the publication of a name,
pseudonymous or otherwise, furnished as it were a
handle for opponents; one insisted on calling him
“Mr. Hedgehog,” another styled him “the pork-patriot,”
and so on. Beyond the play upon words,
however, and fresh showers of Billingsgate upon
the British name, there was very little talent in
these early attacks upon Mr. Cobbett. One of
them, which has survived, is excessively tame,
although the writer undertakes to wring Porcupine’s
nose, and humble his vanity and presumption;
and proceeds to insinuate, that he
conceals himself through fear of the horsewhip;
and that he is neither more nor less than an
obscure pedagogue, whose moral rectitude would
not bear the test of scrutiny beyond the Atlantic.”[12]
“A Bone to Gnaw, Part II.,” is taken up by a
denunciation of the Society of United Irishmen, a
democratic club in Dublin, which had published an
account of its proceedings; and of the acts of the
French Convention at Lyons, where unheard-of
cruelties had just been perpetrated. The following
bit of humour conveys so many ideas, illustrative
of the prevailing topics of controversy, that it is
worth while reproducing here:—
“It would have been unpardonable in a society like
that of the United Irishmen, if, among their numerous
addresses, none was to be found to the firebrand philosopher,
Priestley. ‘Farewell,’ say they, in their consolatory
address to him,—‘farewell, great and good man!
Your change of place will give room for the matchless
activity of your genius; and you will take a sublime
pleasure in bestowing on Britain the benefit of your
future discoveries.’ Every honest man ought to wish that
this were true; for the doctor has already made some
discoveries of the utmost importance to future chemical
emigrants, if he could be prevailed on to publish them.
He might let his brethren into the secret of buying land
(or rather rock) at a dollar an acre, and selling it again
at ninepence-halfpenny. This is a sort of anti-chemistry,
by which copper is extracted from silver; and the process
by which it is accomplished must certainly be a
desideratum in the learned world. The doctor might
also favour curious foreigners with the feats of those
American magi, vulgarly called land-surveyors, whose
potent art levels the mountain with the valley, makes the
rough way smooth, the crooked straight; whose creative
pencil calls into being nodding woods and verdant lawns;
and, like the rod of Moses, makes rivulets gush from
the solid rock.
“‘Farewell,’ continue the United Irishmen, ‘farewell,
great and good man; but, before you go, we beseech a
portion of your parting prayer’ (down upon your marrow-bones,
reader) ‘for Archibald Hamilton Rowan, Muir,
Palmer, Margarot, and Gerald, who are now, like you,
preparing to cross the bleak ocean. Farewell! soon
will you embrace your sons on the American shore,
Washington will take you by the hand, and the shade
of Franklin look down, with calm delight on the first
statesman of the age, extending his protection to its first
philosopher.’ Here is certainly some mistake in the
close of this farewell. What do they mean by the shade
of Franklin looking down? To look down on a person
one must be in an elevated situation; and I fancy it is
pretty generally believed, by those who understand the
geography of the invisible world, that Franklin’s shade,
as it is termed, has taken a different route, &c.”
Meanwhile, the ferment of the public mind over
the British Treaty was now so intensified, that the
people were becoming frantic with rage. Jay was
hung in effigy, and the democratic press poured
forth upon his head an untiring volley of misrepresentation
and abuse. In Virginia, there was an
open threat of secession, in case of the treaty being
ratified. At Boston, there were riots. The treaty
reached America in March, but was not presented
to the Senate till early in June; but its articles
got wind, in some way or other, and were
fully discussed by the press and the radical
clubs long before being entertained by the Legislature.
An opportunity soon occurred, for Mr. Cobbett
to produce another apology for Anti-Gallic principles.
A pamphlet appeared, in the course of the
summer, under the title of “The Letters of
Franklin,” dealing with the treaty question, in a
strongly dissuasive manner.[13]
In August, therefore, Mr. Bradford had another
work, at the hands of the now-celebrated Peter
Porcupine, entitled, “A Little Plain English, addressed
to the People of the United States, on
the Treaty, &c., in answer to ‘The Letters of
Franklin.’” This is, in some respects, one of the
best of Cobbett’s writings. It is almost purely
argumentative, and there is a sobriety of tone, and
a seriousness about its logic, which contrast well
with the humour, and even buffoonery, in which
he had previously indulged. There was less to
joke about. His opponents (and especially this
“Franklin”) were becoming illogical in their rage.
Mr. Madison wanted to force all the nations of
Europe, and especially Great Britain, into the acceptance
of a commercial treaty; and this one,
alas! was positively being carried through in a
friendly spirit. England was noted for her perfidy
and double-dealing, and they therefore could not
make a treaty with her; but, as Mr. Cobbett
pointed out, her bad character was rather a reason
for binding her hands, and controlling her overreaching
ways. And, as to the magnanimity of
the French Republic, and its desire to “protect”
its sister, it was clear that little could be hoped for
on that score, seeing that she was losing part of her
own colonies and making war upon the remainder;
besides that it was notorious that French privateering
was quite as bad as English, as far as it could
go, in its depredations on American commerce. In
reality, Cobbett’s aim was to deter the Americans
from a French alliance, as “Franklin’s” desire was
to secure it. And “Franklin,” so ridiculous as to
urge the impeachment of the President, for not
having courted the French, and for having sent
“the slave, the coward, the traitor” Jay (of all
men) as envoy to Great Britain, is fairly, but mercilessly
exposed.
“A Little Plain English” soon appeared in
London, being reprinted by Rivington, and was
instantly welcomed with the applause it deserved.
It was considered to prove, to every impartial
mind, that the engagement entered into between
the two countries was honourable to both. The
eloquent and sparkling language, in which his ideas
were conveyed, raised the author into the first rank
of English writers. And, on account of his loyal
sentiments, with their anti-revolutionary bias, Mr.
Cobbett was declared, by people at home, to have
rendered inestimable services to his native land.
The British Treaty was, however, in far greater
peril than could be averted by the soundest arguments
or the warmest loyalty. Whilst the treaty
was being discussed throughout the States, an incident
occurred which eventually laid bare the real
source of the danger which threatened the amicable
negotiations; that danger proved to be French
intrigue.
The incident alluded to was one of that class
which furnish the sensational parts of a melodrama,
where a fortunate chance renders nugatory the
craftiest of plans, and buries your villain beneath
the ruin of his own devices. One Captain Goddard
(the hero of the piece, and, of course, a British Tar)
has the ill-luck to fall into the hands of a French
privateer. The latter, proceeding homeward from
the American shores, and in charge of despatches
from Fauchet, the French envoy at Philadelphia,
is herself obliged, in turn, to strike her colours to a
British frigate, almost within sight of home. Her
captain, pursuant to instructions, goes below to
secure Fauchet’s despatches; and, as the frigate’s
boat approaches, commits the precious documents
to the waves. But there’s a British Tar aboard,
who, with instinctive readiness understanding the
situation, plunges into the sea, and secures the
packet, is picked up by the boat, and checkmates
“Mossoo.” And Captain Goddard, as he stands
dripping on the deck, little knows what a prize has
fallen to his turn!
For, these intercepted despatches contained
highly-compromising matter. A certain member
of Washington’s administration, Edmund Randolph,[14]
Secretary of State, was a thorough-paced
Radical, and an opponent of the President’s policy.
Up to the end of July, or the beginning of August,
1795, he had led the opposition to the treaty; and,
although the Senate and the people had become
not only reconciled to its provisions, but desirous
that the affair should be settled, Washington still
felt unable to conclude it, on account of the dissensions
in his Cabinet. But, on the 14th of
August, Randolph being absent from the council,
the treaty was ratified. The surprise of the latter
was great, when he heard of this sudden deliberation;
and, on learning the cause, his only resource
was to resign his appointment, and to go home and
consider his future. For it actually appeared, that
one of the French Minister’s letters thus intercepted
described an interview with Randolph, in
which the latter, and two or three other persons,
expected pecuniary assistance in return for their
support of French ascendancy. So, when the
English Embassy produced these precious documents,
just received from London, and urged the
immediate ratification of the treaty, there was only
one course for Washington to pursue, viz. to accede
to the request. Mr. Randolph was in sufficient
disgrace; but he was foolish enough to make it
widely known, by devoting more than a hundred
pages of octavo to full details of the circumstances
which led to his abrupt departure from office.[15]
These pages were given to the public about the
middle of December; and among that eager
public was Mr. William Cobbett,—who saw his
opportunity.
So, on the 1st of January, 1796, is announced
“A New Year’s Gift to the Democrats; or, Observations
on a Pamphlet, entitled, ‘A Vindication
of Mr. Randolph’s Resignation,’ by Peter Porcupine;”
which turns out to be a very smart piece
of writing, calculated to disturb the equanimity of
every French sympathizer in the States.
The preface to “A New Year’s Gift,” &c. is
worth giving in full:—
“The Democrats and I have long been in the friendly
habit of making presents to each other; and, this being
a season of the year when an interchange of civilities
of this kind is more particularly looked for, I was just
turning about me for a subject that might serve as some
little mark of my attention, when the vindication of
Mr. Randolph’s resignation made its long-looked-for
appearance.
“If the reader knows anything of the Democrats, he
will allow that this vindication is most eminently calculated
to furnish me with the means of making them a
grateful offering: and I was the more anxious to be
prompt in the performance of this duty of etiquette, as,
from their present formidable situation, it was to be
feared, that they might have the will as well as the
power to turn their vengeance against me, in case of the
slightest neglect.
“When we take a view of their affairs for a year
past, it is impossible not to perceive that they are
wonderfully improved. They have had address sufficient
to stir up the mob to burn the greatest part of the
Federal senators in effigy; they have dared publickly
and vilely to traduce the President of the United States;
their own President has been elected a member of the
legislature of Pennsylvania; the legislature of Virginia
has declared in their favour; and a fresh importation
of thieves and traitors from Ireland is daily expected
to arrive. These are great and solid advantages, and
when we add to them the ‘precious confessions,’ which
they may, by the help of ‘some thousands of dollars,’ be
able to draw from their new and communicative brother,
we cannot help regarding their club as the rising sun
of this country.
“To this great luminary, then, I kneel; not to ask a
boon, but to offer one; and such a one as I hope will
be acceptable, as its great object is to commemorate
actions flowing from the purest principles of democracy.”
As for the pamphlet itself, it was in Porcupine’s
best style; running through the items, seriatim, to
which Randolph had inconsiderately given needless
publicity. Mr. Bradford himself admired it, and
showed it gleefully to his leading customers;
several of whom stated that it had been intended
to answer Randolph’s “Vindication,” but that it
was now unnecessary, seeing that Peter Porcupine
was in the field; also that the officers of government
were exceedingly delighted with his publications.