“Little Pharisees in Fiction” is reprinted by permission
of the publishers from “Scribner’s Magazine,” and “From
the Reader’s Standpoint” from “The North American
Review” (where it was called “The Contentiousness of
Modern Novel Writers”).
THE ETERNAL FEMININE.
VARIA.
There are few things more wearisome in
a fairly fatiguing life than the monotonous
repetition of a phrase which catches and holds
the public fancy by virtue of its total lack of
significance. Such a phrase—employed with
tireless irrelevance in journalism, and creeping
into the pages of what is, by courtesy,
called literature—is the “new woman.” It
has furnished inexhaustible jests to “Life”
and “Punch,” and it has been received with
seriousness by those who read the present with
no light from the past, and so fail to perceive
that all femininity is as old as Lilith, and that
the variations of the type began when Eve
arrived in the Garden of Paradise to dispute
the claims of her predecessor. “If the fifteenth
century discovered America,” says a
vehement advocate of female progress, “it
was reserved for the nineteenth century to
discover woman;” and this remarkable statement
has been gratefully applauded by people
who have apparently forgotten all about
Judith and Zenobia, Cleopatra and Catherine
de Medici, Saint Theresa and Jeanne
d’Arc, Catherine of Russia and Elizabeth of
England, who played parts of some importance,
for good and ill, in the fortunes of the
world.
“Les Anciens out tout dit,” and the most
curious thing about the arguments now advanced
in behalf of progressive womanhood
is that they have an air of specious novelty
about them when they have all been uttered
many times before. There is scarcely a principle
urged to-day by enthusiastic champions
of the cause which was not deftly handled by
that eminently “new” woman, Christine de
Pisan, in the fourteenth century, before the
court of Charles VI. of France. If we read
even a few pages of “La Cité des Dames,”—and
how delightfully modern is the very title!—we
recognize the same familiar sentiments,
albeit disguised in archaic language and with
many old-time conceits, that we are accustomed
to hearing every day. Christine is
both amused and wearied, as are we, by the
foolish invectives of men against our useful
and necessary sex. She is forced to conclude
that God had made a foul thing when He
made woman, yet wonders a little—not unnaturally—that
“so worshipful a Workman
should have deigned to turn out so poor
a piece of work.” This leads her to reflect
on our alleged weakness and incapacity, of
which she finds, as do we, but insufficient
proof. She is firm to insist, as do we, that
if little maidens are put to school, and carefully
taught the sciences like men-children,
they learn as well, and make as steady progress.
What is more, she is able to prove
her case, which we often are not, by writing
a grave, solid, and systematic treatise on arms
and the science of war; a treatise which
handles every topic from the details of a
siege to safe conducts, military passports, and
the laws of knightly courtesy. And this
complete soldier’s manual was held to be of
practical value and an authority in those
battle-loving days. It may also be worth
while to mention that Christine de Pisan
supported an invalid husband, two poor relations,
and three children by her pen; and
what more could any struggling authoress of
our own century be reasonably expected to
accomplish?
Another interesting fact presented for our
consideration, in these days of Civic Clubs and
active training for citizenship, is that one of
the first Englishwomen who entered the field
of letters professionally, as a recognized rival
of professional men writers, entered it as a
politician, and a very acrid and scurrilous
politician at that, who made herself as abhorrent
and abhorred as any law-giver in England.
This was Mary Manley, who, in the
reign of Queen Anne, wrote the “New Atalantis,”
allying herself vigorously with the
Tories, and pouring forth the vials of her
venom on the Duke of Marlborough, and—what
is harder for us to forgive—on Richard
Steele, whom all women are bound to honor
a little and love a great deal, as having been,
in spite of many failings, our true and chivalrous
friend. Not one of all the modern
apologists who prate about us endlessly to-day
in print, in pulpit, on the platform, and on the
stage, has reached the simple tenderness, the
undeviating insight of Steele.
These things, however, counted for little
with Mary Manley, who had less sentiment
and less reticence than most party writers of
even that outspoken and unsentimental age.
Perhaps to attack those high in power who
have done their country such priceless service
as did the Duke of Marlborough, and to attack
them, moreover, with an utter lack of
decency and self-respect, is not precisely the
kind of deed which warms our hearts to female
politicians; but it must be confessed that if
this vehement partisan in petticoats had all
the acerbity of a woman, she had all the courage
of one too. When her publisher was
prosecuted for the scandalous libels of the
“New Atalantis,” she did not seek to shelter
herself behind his responsibility; but appeared
briskly before the Court of King’s Bench,
acknowledged the authorship of her book, and,
with magnificent feminine effrontery, asserted
it was entirely fictitious. Lord Sunderland,
who examined her, and who appears to have
been vastly diverted by the whole proceeding,
pointed out urbanely certain passages of a distinctly
libelous character which could scarcely
have been the result of chance. “Then,”
replied the imperturbable Mrs. Manley, “it
must have been inspiration.” Again Lord
Sunderland interposed with the suggestion
that details of that order could not well be
traced to such a source. “There are bad
angels as well as good,” said Mrs. Manley
serenely, and escaped all penalties for her
wrong-doing; earning for herself, moreover,
solid rewards when the Tories returned to
power, which is something that never happens
to any would-be female politician of to-day.
For indeed the newly awakened and intelligent
interest which women are supposed to be
taking in things political is but a faint reflection
of the fiery zest with which our English
great-great-grandmothers threw themselves
into the affairs of the nation, meddling and
mending and marring everywhere, until Addison,
hopeless of any other appeal, was fain to
remind them that nothing was so injurious
to beauty as inordinate party zeal. “It gives
an ill-natured cast to the eye,” he wrote warningly,
“and a disagreeable sourness to the
look. Besides that, it makes the lines too
strong, and flushes them worse than brandy.
Indeed I never knew a party-woman who kept
her countenance for a twelvemonth.”
But little the ardent politicians cared for
such mild arguments as these. In 1739, on
the occasion of an especially important debate
in the House of Lords, the Chancellor gave
orders that ladies were not to be admitted,
and that the gallery was to be reserved for
the Commons. The Duchess of Queensberry,
the Duchess of Ancaster, Lady Huntingdon,
and a number of other determined women presented
themselves at the door by nine o’clock
in the morning. When refused entrance, the
Duchess of Queensberry, with an oath as resonant
as the doorkeeper’s, swore that in they
would come, in spite of the Chancellor and
the Lords and the Commons to boot. The
Peers resolved to starve them into docility,
and gave orders that the doors should not be
opened until they raised their siege. These
Amazons stood there, so we are informed by
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, from nine in
the morning until five in the afternoon, uncheered
by food or drink, but solacing themselves
repeatedly by thumping and kicking
at the doors with so much violence that the
speakers in the House were scarcely heard.
When the Lords remained unconquered by
such tactics, the two duchesses, well versed
in the stratagems of war, commanded half an
hour of dead silence; and the Chancellor
thinking this silence a certain proof of their
withdrawal (the Commons, who had been
kept out all this time, being very impatient to
enter), the doors were finally opened; whereupon
the astute and triumphant women rushed
in, and promptly secured the best seats in the
gallery. There they stayed, with magnificent
endurance, until after eleven at night, and
indulged themselves during the debate in such
noisy tokens of regard or disapproval that
the greatest confusion ensued. The newest of
new women is but a modest and shrinking
wild-flower when compared with such flaunting
arrogance as this.
Nor were the “platform women,” as they
are unkindly called to-day, unknown or even
uncommon in those good old times of domesticity;
for nearly a hundred and twenty years
ago the “London Mirror” printed a caustic
protest against the mannishness of fashionable
ladies, their pernicious meddling with things
which concerned them not, and, above all,
their calm effrontery in addressing public
audiences on political and social questions,
“with the spirit and freedom of the boldest
male orators.” In fact, several societies had
been already formed with the express view of
enlightening the public as to the opinions
of women on matters which were presumably
beyond their jurisdiction, and of pushing
these opinions to some ultimate and practical
conclusion,—which is the precise object of
similar societies to-day. For the determination
of the sex from the beginning has been,
not merely to assert its own intellectual independence,
like the heroine of Vanbrugh’s
comedy,—so out of date yet so strikingly
modern,—who affirms that the pleasure of
women’s lives is founded on entire liberty to
think and to do what they please; but there
was always the well-defined anticipation of
influencing by unconstrained thought and action
the current of affairs. They wished their
voices to count. When Dr. Sacheverell was
prosecuted by the Whigs for his famous sermons
on the neglect of the church by the government,
the women of London made his cause
their own. All duties and all diversions gave
way before the paramount excitement of this
trial. Churches and theatres were alike deserted.
“The ladies lay aside their tea and
chocolate,” writes Defoe pleasantly, “leave off
visiting after dinner, and, forming themselves
into cabals, turn privy councillors, and settle
the affairs of state. Gallantry and gayety are
given up for business. Even the little girls
talk politics.” Lady Wentworth, with her
customary acuteness, remarked that Dr. Sacheverell
would make the women good house-wives.
The laziest of them had ceased to lie
in bed in the mornings, since the trial began
every day at seven. So great was the enthusiasm
for the persecuted divine, that his conviction
and punishment, though the latter was
purely nominal, helped largely to overthrow
the Whig ministry, and added one more triumph
to the energetic interference, the “pernicious
meddling,” of women.
To understand, however, the full extent of
female influence in affairs of state, we should
turn to France, where for centuries the sex
has played an all-important part, for good and
ill, in the ruling of the land. Any page of
French history will tell this tale, from the
far-off day when Brabant and Hainault, and
England, too, listened to the persuasions of
Joan of Valois, raised the siege of Tournay,
and suffered the exhausted nation to breathe
again, down to the less impetuous age when
that astute princess, Charlotte Elizabeth, remarked—out
of the fullness of her hatred for
Mme. de Maintenon—that France had been
governed by too many women, young and old,
and that it was almost time the men began to
take a hand. Perhaps we can best appreciate
the force of feminine dominion when we read
the half-amused, half-exasperated comments
of Gouverneur Morris, whose diary, written
on the eve of the French Revolution, reveals
an intimate knowledge of that strange society,
already crumbling to decay. At a dinner in
the château of M. le Norrage, the political
situation is discussed with so much vehemence
by the men that the women’s gentler voices are
lost in the uproar, which sorely vexes these
fair politicians, accustomed to being listened
to with deference. “They will have more
of this,” says Morris shrewdly, “if the States
General should really fix a constitution. Such
an event would be particularly distressing to
the women of this country, for they would be
thereby deprived of their share in the government;
and hitherto they have exercised an
authority almost unlimited, with no small pleasure
to themselves, though not perhaps with
the greatest advantage to the community.”
He realizes this more fully when he goes
to consult with M. de Corney on a question
of finance, and finds that Mme. de Corney is
well acquainted with the matter. “It is the
woman’s country,” he writes with whimsical
dismay; and he is fain to repeat the sentiment
hotly and angrily when Mme. de Staël, who
was not wont to be troubled by petty scruples,
dupes him into showing her some papers, and
gossips about them to her father and Bishop
d’Autun. “She is a devilish creature,” says
the outraged American, feeling he has been
outwitted in the game; but it is difficult, in
the face of such little anecdotes, to distinguish
between the new woman and the old.
One thing is tolerably sure. The new
woman, to whatever century she belonged,—and
she has been under varying aspects the
product of every age,—has never achieved
great popularity with man. This is not wholly
to her discredit; for the desire to look at life
from a standpoint of her own, while irritating
and subversive of general order, cannot reasonably
be accounted a crime. Yet when we consider
the invectives which have been hurled at
women from the day they were created until
now, we find that most of them have for their
basis the natural indignation which is born
of disregarded advice. The whole ground
for complaint is summed up admirably in
the angry remonstrance of Clarissa Harlowe’s
uncle, when his niece prefers the lover she has
chosen for herself to the suitor chosen for her
by her family. “I have always found a most
horrid romantic perverseness in your sex,”
says this experienced old man. “To do and
to love what you should not, is meat, drink,
and vesture to you all.” There lies the argument
in a nutshell; and if Richardson be the
first great English novelist who has painted
for us a woman moved by the secret and powerful
impulses of her heart, the unwritten and
irrefutable laws of her own nature, he has
also expressed for us in brief and accurate
phraseology the masculine reading of this
problem. “Nothing worse than woman can
befall mankind,” says Sophocles apprehensively;
and far-off Hesiod, as cheerless, but
somewhat more philosophical, explains that
our sex is a necessary deduction from the
coveted happiness of life. Burton tells us of
an excellent old anchorite who fell into a “cold
palsy” whenever a woman was brought before
him; which pious and consistent behavior is
more to my liking than the gay ingratitude of
the Greeks, who drew their inspiration from
the fairness and weakness, the passion and
pain of women, and then bequeathed to all
coming ages the weight of their dispassionate
condemnation. Better to me is the old Sanskrit
saying, “The hearts of women are as
the hearts of wolves;” or the Turkish jibe
anent the length of our hair and the shortness
of our wits; or that last and final verdict
from the pen of our modern analyst, Mr.
George Meredith, “Woman will be the last
thing civilized by man,”—an ambiguously
brilliant epigram which waits for the elucidation
of the critics.
The really curious thing is, not that we
should have been found in a general way
unsatisfactory, which was to be expected, but
that we should be held to blame for such
widely divergent desires. Take for example
the indifference of women to intellectual pursuits,
which has earned for them centuries
of masculine contempt; and their thirst for
intellectual pursuits, which has earned for
them centuries of masculine disapprobation.
On the one hand, we have some of the most
delightful writers England has known, calmly
reminding them that sewing is their one legitimate
occupation. “Now for women,” says
dear old Robert Burton, “instead of laborious
studies, they have curious needlework, cutwork,
spinning, bonelace, and many pretty devices of
their own making with which to adorn their
houses.” Addison, a hundred years later, does
not seem to have advanced one step beyond
this eminently conservative attitude. He
wishes with all his heart that women would
apply themselves more to embroidery and less
to rhyme, a wish which was heartily echoed
by Edward Fitzgerald, who carried unimpaired
to the nineteenth century these sound
and orthodox principles. Addison would
rather listen to his fair friends discussing the
merits of red and blue embroidery silks than
the merits of Whigs and Tories. He would
rather see them work the whole of the battle
of Blenheim into their tapestry frames than
hear their opinions once about the Duke of
Marlborough. He waxes eloquent and even
vindictive—for so mild a man—over the
neglect of needlework amid more stirring
avocations. “It grieves my heart,” he says,
speaking in the character of an indignant
letter-writer to the “Spectator,” “to see a
couple of proud, idle flirts sipping their tea
for a whole afternoon”—and doubtless discussing
politics with heat—“in a room hung
round with the industry of their great-grandmothers.”
It has been observed before this that it is
always the great-grandmothers in whom is
embodied the last meritoriousness of the sex;
always the great-grandmothers for whom is
cherished this pensive masculine regard. And
it may perhaps be worth while to note that
these “proud, idle flirts” of Addison’s day
have now become our virtuous great-grandmothers,
and occupy the same shadowy pedestal
of industrious domesticity. I have little
doubt that their great-grandmothers, who
worked—or did not work—the tapestries
upon the Addisonian walls, were in their day
the subject of many pointed reproaches, and
bidden to look backward on the departed virtues
of still remoter generations. And, by the
same token, it is encouraging to think that,
in the years to come, we too shall figure as
lost examples of distinctly feminine traits; we
too shall be praised for our sewing and our
silence, our lack of learning and our “stayathomeativeness,”
that quality which Peacock
declared to be the finest and rarest attribute
of the sex. What a pleasure for the new
woman of to-day, who finds herself vilified
beyond her modest deserts, to reflect that she
is destined to shine as the revered and faultless
great-grandmother of the future.
To return, however, to the contrasting nature
of the complaints lodged against her in
her more fallible character of great-grand-daughter.
Hazlitt, who was by no means
indifferent to women nor to their regard,
clearly and angrily asserted that intellectual
attainments in a man were no recommendation
to the female heart,—they merely puzzled
and annoyed. “If scholars talk to women of
what they can understand,” he says, “their
hearers are none the wiser; if they talk of
other things, they only prove themselves fools.”
Mr. Walter Bagehot was quite of Hazlitt’s
opinion, save that his serener disposition
remained unvexed by a state of affairs which
seemed to him natural and right. He thought
it, on the whole, a wise ordinance of nature
that women should look askance upon all
intellectual superiority, and that genius should
simply “put them out.”—“It is so strange.
It does not come into the room as usual. It
says such unpleasant things. Once it forgot
to brush its hair.” The well-balanced feminine
mind, he insisted, prefers ordinary tastes,
settled manners, customary conversation, defined
and practical pursuits.
But are women so comfortably and happily
indifferent to genius? Some have loved it to
their own destruction, feeding it as oil feeds
flame; and other some have fluttered about
the light, singeing themselves to no great
purpose, as pathetically in the way as the
doomed moth. At the same time that Hazlitt
accused the whole sex of this impatient disregard
for inspiration, Keats found it only
too devoted at the shrine. “I have met with
women,” he says with frank contempt, “who
I really think would like to be wedded to a
poem, and given away by a novel.” At the
same time that Mr. Pater said coldly that
there were duties to the intellect which women
but seldom understood, Sir Francis Doyle protested
with humorous indignation against the
frenzy for female education which filled his
lecture-room with petticoats, and threatened
to turn the universities of England into glorified
girls’ schools. At the same time that
Froude was writing, with the enviable self-confidence
which was his blessed birthright,
that it is the part of man to act and labor,
while women are merely bound by “the negative
obedience to prohibitory precepts;” or,
in other words, that there is nothing in the
world which they ought to do, but plenty which
they ought to refrain from doing, Stevenson
was insisting with all the vehemence of youth
that it is precisely this contentment with prohibitory
precepts, this deadening passivity of
the female heart, which “narrows and damps
the spirits of generous men,” so that in marriage
a man becomes slack and selfish, “and
undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral
being.” Which is precisely the lesson thundered
at us very unpleasantly by Mr. Rudyard
Kipling in “The Gadsbys.”
“You may carve it on his tombstone, you may cut it on his card,
That a young man married is a young man marred.”
Now I wonder if the peasant and his donkey
were in harder straits than the poor
woman, who has stepped down the centuries
under this disheartening, because inevitable
condemnation. Always either too new or too
old, too intelligent or too stupid, too restless
after what concerns her not, or too passively
content with narrow aims and outlooks, she
is sure to be in the wrong whether she mounts
her ass or leads him. Has the satire now
directed against the higher education of women—a
tiresome phrase reiterated for the most
part without meaning—any flavor of novelty,
save for those who know no satirists older than
the contributors to “Punch” and “Life”?
It is just as new as the new woman who provokes
it, just as familiar in the annals of society.
Take as a modern specimen that pleasant
verse from Owen Seaman’s “Horace at
Cambridge,” which describes gracefully and
with good temper the rush of young Englishwomen
to the University Extension lectures.
“Pencil in pouch, and syllabus in hand,
Hugging selected poets of the land,
Keats, Shelley, Coleridge,—all but Thomas Hood
And Byron (more’s the pity!),
They caught the local colour where they could;
And members of the feminine committee
To native grace an added charm would bring
Of light blue ribbons,—not of abstinence,
But bearing just this sense—
Inquire within on any mortal thing.”
This is charming, both in form and spirit,
and I wish Sir Francis Doyle had lived to
read it. But the same spirit and an even
better form may be found in Pope’s familiar
lines which mock—kindly as yet, and in a
friendly fashion—at the vaunted scholarship
of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu.
“In beauty and wit
No mortal as yet
To question your empire has dared;
But men of discerning
Have thought that, in learning,
To yield to a lady was hard.”
Even the little jibes and jeers which
“Punch” and “Life” have flung so liberally
at girl graduates, and over-educated young
women, have their counterparts in the pages
of the “Spectator,” when Molly and Kitty
are so busy discussing atmospheric pressure
that they forget the proper ingredients for a
sack posset; and when they assure their uncle,
who is suffering sorely from gout, that pleasure
and pain are imaginary distinctions, and that
if he would only fix his mind upon this great
truth he would no longer feel the twitches.
When we consider that this letter to the
“Spectator” was written over a hundred and
eighty years ago, we must acknowledge that
young England of 1711 is closely allied with
young England and with young America of
1897, both of whom are ever ready to assure
us that we are not, as we had ignorantly supposed
ourselves to be, in pain, but only “in
error.” And it is even possible that old
England and old America of 1897, though
separated by nearly two centuries from old
England of 1711, remain, when gouty, in the
same darkened frame of mind, and are equally
unable to grasp the joyous truths held out to
them so alluringly by youth.
Is there, then, anything new? The jests of
all journalism, English, French, and American,
anent the mannishness of the modern
woman’s dress? Surely, in these days of bicycles
and outdoor sports, this at least is a
fresh satiric development. But a hundred
and seventy-five years ago just such a piece of
banter was leveled at the head of the then
new and mannish woman, who, riding through
the country, asks a tenant of Sir Roger de
Coverley if the house near at hand be Coverley
Hall. The rustic, with his eyes fixed on
the cocked hat, periwig, and laced riding-coat
of his questioner, answers confidently, “Yes,
sir.” “And is Sir Roger a married man?”
queries the well-pleased dame. But by this
time the bumpkin’s gaze has traveled slowly
downwards, and he sees with dismay that this
strange apparition finishes, mermaid-fashion,
in a riding-skirt. Horrified at his mistake,
he falters out, “No, madam,” and takes refuge
from embarrassment in flight. Turn the
horse into a wheel, the long skirt into a short
one, or into no skirt at all, and we have here
all the material needed for the ever-recurring
joke presented to us so monotonously to-day.
The belligerent sex, Mr. Lang has called
us, and we are not stouter fighters now than
we have been through all the centuries, albeit
the methods of warfare have changed somewhat,
and changed perchance for ill. It is
pleasant to think that in the days when muscle
was better than mind (which days, thanks to
our colleges, are fast returning to us), and the
sword was very much mightier than the pen,
women held their own as easily as they do
now. Not only through the emotions they
inspired, as when the fair Countess of Salisbury,
beautiful, courageous, and chaste, heartened
the little garrison besieged at Warwick,
so that, as it is quaintly chronicled, “every
man was made as valiant as two men, by
reason of her kind and loving words.” Not
only through the loyalty they evoked, as when
the heroic Countess of Montford defended her
husband’s cause through twelve years of well-nigh
hopeless struggle, until, by her invincible
bravery and determination, she placed her unheroic
son upon the ducal chair of Brittany.
Not only through their astuteness in diplomacy,
as when the crafty Duchess of Brabant,
“a lady,” says Froissart, “of a very
active mind,” duped England, cajoled France,
and united the great houses of Burgundy and
Hainault in a double marriage, overcoming
the well-nigh insuperable obstacles by her
woman’s wit and her resistless resolution.
But when it came to downright fighting, these
hardy dames were not much behind their
husbands and brothers in the field. In that
sharp warfare which the Black Prince carried
into the heart of Spain, it chanced that Sir
Thomas Trivet at the head of an English force
laid siege to the Castilian town of Alaro. Its
garrison made a rash sortie, were trapped in
an ambuscade, and nearly every man was slain
or taken prisoner. Elated by this success,
and deeming the town an easy prey, the English
marched joyously to occupy it. But behold!
the women had closed the gates and
barriers, mounted the battlements, and were
ready to defend themselves against all comers.
Their men might be foolish enough to fall into
the enemy’s snares, but they would look after
their homes. Sir Thomas, like the gallant
Englishman he was, refused to make the
attack. “See these good women,” he said,
“standing like wolf-dogs on their walls. Let
us turn back, and God grant our English
wives to be as brave in battle.”
The ludicrous side of female belligerency
has seldom been lacking in history. It is
admirably illustrated by the story, at once absurd
and tragic, of the unfortunate William
Scott of Harden, whose wife, an aggressively
pious woman, insisted on attending the forbidden
meetings of the Covenanters. Scott
was called before the Council, and told to
keep his lady at home. He answered, frankly
and sadly, that he could not. The Council,
arguing after the fashion of the Queen in
“Alice in Wonderland,” insisted that if he
had a wife he could oblige her to obey him,
and dismissed him with a serious warning. Off
to the Eildon Hills went Madam Scott, and
prayed as hard as ever. Her husband received
a second summons from the Council,
and was fined a thousand pounds for her obstinate
recusancy. Madam Scott, who now occupied
the proud yet comfortable position of
a martyr for the faith whose sufferings were
borne vicariously by another, clung more insistently
than before to her religious rights.
Scott was fined another thousand pounds.
Madam Scott merely denounced the persecutors
of the righteous with redoubled vehemence
at the next gathering of the elect. The
luckless man was then actually imprisoned in
the Bass Fortress, where he remained three
years, while his triumphant spouse, secure
from molestation, trod her saintly path, and
prayed whenever and wherever she desired.
The revolting wife is not invariably a thing
of beauty, but it is hard to see how she
could carry her spirit of independence any
farther.
For indeed all that we think so new to-day
has been acted over and over again, a shifting
comedy, by the women of every century. All
that we value as well as all that we condemn
in womanhood has played its part for good
and for evil in the history of mankind. To
talk about either sex as a solid embodiment of
reform is as unmeaning as to talk about it as
a solid embodiment of demoralization. If the
mandrake be charmed by a woman’s touch, as
Josephus tells us, the rue, says Pliny, dies
beneath her fingers. She has made and
marred from the beginning, she will make and
mar to the end. The best and newest daughter
of this restless generation may well read
envyingly Sainte Beuve’s brief description of
Mme. de Sévigné, a picture drawn with a few
strokes, clear, delicate, and convincing. “She
had a genius for conversation and society, a
knowledge of the world and of men, a lively
and acute appreciation both of the becoming
and the absurd.” Such women make
the world a pleasant place to live in; and,
to the persuasive qualities which win their
way through adamantine resistance, Mme. de
Sévigné added that talent for affairs which
is the birthright of her race, that talent for
affairs which we value so highly to-day, and
the broader cultivation of which is perhaps
the only form of newness worth its name.
Since Adam delved and Eve span, life for all
of us has been full of labor; but as the sons
of Adam no longer exclusively delve, so the
daughters of Eve no longer exclusively spin.
In fact, delving and spinning, though admirable
occupations, do not represent the sum
total of earthly needs. There are so many,
many other useful things to do, and women’s
eager finger-tips burn to essay them all.
“Cora’s riding, and Lilian’s rowing,
Celia’s novels are books one buys,
Julia’s lecturing, Phillis is mowing,
Sue is a dealer in oils and dyes;
Flora and Dora poetize,
Jane is a bore, and Bee is a blue,
Sylvia lives to anatomize,
Nothing is left for the men to do.”
The laugh has a malicious ring, yet it is good-tempered
too, as though Mr. Henley were not
sufficiently enamoured of work to care a great
deal who does it in his place. Even the
plaintive envoy is less heart-rending than he
would have it sound, and in its familiar burden
we catch an old-time murmur of forgotten
things.
“Prince, our past in the dust-heap lies!
Saving to scrub, to bake, to brew,
Nurse, dress, prattle, and scandalize,
Nothing is left for the men to do.”
THE DEATHLESS DIARY.
Four ways there are of telling a curious
world that endless story of the past which it
is never tired of hearing. History, memoir,
biography, and the diary run back like four
smooth roads, connecting our century, our land,
our life, with other centuries and lands and
lives that have all served in turn to make us
what we are. Of these four roads, I like the
narrowest best. History is both partial and
prejudiced, sinning through lack of sympathy
as well as through lack of truth. Memoirs
are too often false and malicious. Biographies
are misleading in their flattery: there is but
one Boswell. Diaries tell their little tales with
a directness, a candor, conscious or unconscious,
a closeness of outlook, which gratifies
our sense of security. Reading them is like
gazing through a small clear pane of glass.
We may not see far and wide, but we see very
distinctly that which comes within our field of
vision.
In those happy days when leisure was held
to be no sin, men and women wrote journals
whose copiousness both delights and dismays
us. Neither “eternal youth” nor “nothing
else to do” seems an adequate foundation for
such structures. They were considered then
a profitable waste of time, and children were
encouraged to write down in little books the
little experiences of their little lives. Thus
we have the few priceless pages which tell
“pet Marjorie’s” story; the incomparable
description of Hélène Massalski’s schooldays
at the Abbaye de Notre Dame aux Bois; the
demure vivacity of Anna Green Winslow; the
lively, petulant records of Louisa and Richenda
Gurney; the amusing experiences of that remarkable
and delightful urchin, Richard Doyle.
These youthful diaries, whether brief or protracted,
have a twofold charm, revealing as
they do both child-life and the child itself. It
is pleasant to think that one of the little Gurneys,
who were all destined to grow into such
relentlessly pious women that their adult letters
exclude the human element absolutely in
favor of spiritual admonitions, was capable,
when she was young, of such a defiant sentiment
as this: “I read half a Quaker’s book
through with my father before meeting. I
am quite sorry to see him grow so Quakerly.”
Or, worse and worse: “We went on the highway
this afternoon for the purpose of being
rude to the folks that passed. I do think
being rude is most pleasant sometimes.”
Of course she did, poor little over-trained,
over-disciplined Richenda, and her open confession
of iniquity contrasts agreeably with the
anxious assurance given by Anna Winslow to
her mother that there had been “no rudeness,
Mamma, I assure you,” at her evening party.
Naturally, a diary written by a little girl for
the scrutiny and approbation of her parents
is a very different thing from a diary written
by a little girl for her own solace and diversion.
The New England child is always sedate
and prim, mindful that she is twelve years old,
and that she is expected to live up to a rather
rigorous standard of propriety. She would no
more dream of going into the highway “for
the purpose of being rude to the folks that
passed” than she would dream of romping
with boys in those decorous Boston streets
where, as Mr. Birrell pleasantly puts it, “respectability
stalked unchecked.” Neither does
she consider her diary a vent for naughty
humors. She fills it with a faithful account
of her daily occupations and amusements, and
we learn from her how much wine and punch
little New England girls were allowed to drink
a hundred years ago; how they danced five
hours on an unsustaining supper of cakes
and raisins; how they sewed more than they
studied, and studied more than they played;
and what wondrous clothes they wore when
they were permitted to be seen in company.
“I was dressed in my yelloe coat black bib
and apron,” writes Anna in an unpunctuated
transport of pride, “black feathers on my
head, my paste comb and all my paste garnet
marquasett and jet pins, together with my
silver plume, my locket, rings, black collar
round my neck, black mitts and yards of blue
ribbon (black and blue is high taste) striped
tucker and ruffles (not my best) and my silk
shoes completed my dress.”
And none too soon, thinks the astonished
reader, who fancied in his ignorance that
little girls were plainly clad in those fine old
days of simplicity. Neither Marie Bashkirtseff
nor Hélène Massalski cared more about frippery
than did this small Puritan maid. Indeed,
Hélène, after one passionate outburst,
resigned herself with great good humor to the
convent uniform, and turned her alert young
mind to other interests and pastimes. If the
authenticity of her childish copy-books can be
placed beyond dispute, no youthful record
rivals them in vivacity and grace. It was the
fashion among the older pensionnaires of
Notre Dame aux Bois to keep elaborate journals,
and the little Polish princess, though she
tells us that she wrote so badly as to be in
perpetual penance for her disgraceful “tops
and tails,” scribbled away page after page with
reckless sincerity and spirit. She is so frank
and gay, so utterly free from pretense of any
kind, that English readers, or at least English
reviewers, appear to have been somewhat scandalized
by her candor; and these innocent revelations
have been made the subject of serious
diatribes against convent schools, which, it
need hardly be said, have altered radically in
the past century, and were, at their worst,
better than any home training possible in
Hélène Massalski’s day. And what fervor
and charm in her affectionate description of
that wise and witty, that kind and good nun,
Madame de Rochechouart! What freedom
throughout from the morbid and unchildish
vanity of Marie Bashkirtseff, whose diary is
simply a vent for her own exhaustless egotism!
There must always be some moments in life
when it becomes impossible for us, however
self-centred, to intrude our personalities further
upon our rebellious families and friends.
There must come a time when nobody will
think of us, nor look at us, nor listen to us
another minute. Then how welcome is the
poor little journal which cannot refuse our
confidences! What Rousseau did on a large
scale, Marie Bashkirtseff copied on a smaller
one. Both made the world their father confessor,
and the world has listened with a good
deal of attention to their tales, partly from an
unquenchable interest in unhealthy souls, and
partly from sheer self-complacency and pride.
There is nothing more gratifying to human
nature than the opportunity of contrasting our
own mental and spiritual soundness with the
disease which cries aloud to us for scrutiny.
If the best diaries known in literature have
been written by men, the greater number have
been the work of women. Even little girls,
as we have seen, have taken kindly enough
to the daily task of translating themselves
into pages of pen and ink; but little boys
have been wont to consider this a lamentable
waste of time. It is true we have such
painful and precocious records as that of young
Nathaniel Mather, who happily died before
reaching manhood, but not before he had
scaled the heights of self-esteem, and sounded
the depths of despair. When a boy, a real
human boy, laments and bewails in his journal
that he whittled a stick upon the Sabbath
Day, “and, for fear of being seen, did it behind
the door,—a great reproach of God, and
a specimen of that atheism I brought into the
world with me,”—we recognize the fearful
possibilities of untempered sanctimony. Boyhood,
thank Heaven, does not lend itself easily
to introspection, and seldom finds leisure for
remorse. As a rule, a lad commits himself to
a diary, as to any other piece of work, only
because it has been forced upon him by the
voice of authority. It was the parental mandate,
thinly disguised under parental counsel,
which started young Dick Doyle on that delightful
journal in which spirited sketches
alternate with unregenerate adventures and
mishaps. He begins it with palpable reluctance
the first day of January, 1840; fears
modestly that it “will turn out a hash;” hopes
he may be “skinned alive by wildcats” if he
fails to persevere with it; draws an animated
picture of himself in a torn tunic running
away from seven of these malignant animals
that pursue him over tables and chairs; and
finally settles down soberly and cheerfully to
work. The entries grow longer and longer,
the drawings more and more elaborate, as the
diary proceeds. A great deal happened in
1840, and every event is chronicled with fidelity.
The queen is married in the beginning
of the year; a princess royal is born before
its close. “Hurra! Hurra!” cries loyal Dick.
Prince Louis Napoleon makes his famous descent
upon Boulogne, and Dick sketches him
sailing dismally away on a life-buoy. Above
all, the young artist scores his first success,
and the glory of having one of his drawings
actually lithographed and sold is more than he
can bear with sobriety. “Just imagine,” he
writes, “if I was walking coolly along, and
came upon the Tournament in a shop window.
Oh, cricky! it would be enough to turn me
inside out.”
He survives this joyous ordeal, however,
and toils gayly on until the year is almost
up and the appointed task completed. On
the 3d of December a serious-minded uncle
invites him to go to Exeter Hall, an entertainment
which the other children flatly and
wisely decline. What he heard in that abode
of dismal oratory we shall never know, for,
stopping abruptly in the middle of a sentence,—“Uncle
was going somewhere else first, and
had started,”—Richard Doyle’s diary comes
to an untimely end.
And this is the fate of all those personal
records which have most deeply interested and
charmed us. It is so easy to begin a journal,
so difficult to continue it, so impossible to
persevere with it to the end. Bacon says that
the only time a man finds leisure for such an
engrossing occupation is when he is on a sea
voyage, and naturally has nothing to write
about. Perhaps the reason why diaries are
ever short-lived may be found in the undue
ardor with which they are set agoing. Man
is sadly diffuse and lamentably unstable. He
ends by saying nothing because he begins by
leaving nothing unsaid. “Le secret d’ennuyer
est de tout dire.” Haydon, the painter, it is
true, filled twenty-seven volumes with the
melancholy record of his high hopes and bitter
disappointments; but then he did everything
and failed in everything on the same gigantic
scale. The early diary of Frances Burney is
monumental. Its young writer finds life so
full of enjoyment that nothing seems to her
too insignificant to be narrated. Long and
by no means lively conversations, that must
have taken whole hours to write, are minutely
and faithfully transcribed. She reads “The
Vicar of Wakefield,” and at once sits down
and tells us all she thinks about it. Her praise
is guarded and somewhat patronizing, as befits
the author of “Evelina.” She is sorely scandalized
by Dr. Primrose’s verdict that murder
should be the sole crime punishable by
death, and proceeds to show, at great length
and with pious indignation, how “this doctrine
might be contradicted from the very essence
of our religion,”—quoting Exodus in defense
of her orthodoxy. She is charmingly frank
and outspoken, and these youthful pages show
no trace of that curious, half-conscious pleading
with which she strives, in later days, to
make posterity her confidant; to pour into
the ears of future partisans like Macaulay her
side of the court story, with all its indignities
and honors, its hours of painful ennui, its
minutes of rapturous delight.
That Macaulay should have worked himself
up into a frenzy of indignation over Miss
Burney’s five years at court is an amusing
instance of his unalterable point of view.
The sacred and exalted profession of letters
had in him its true believer and devotee.
That kings and queens and princesses should
fail to share this deference, that they should
arrogantly assume the privileges of their rank
when brought into contact with a successful
novelist, was to him an incredible example of
barbaric stupidity. The spectacle of Queen
Charlotte placidly permitting the authoress
of “Cecilia” to assist at the royal toilet filled
him with grief and anger. It is but too apparent
that no sense of intellectual unworthiness
troubled her Majesty for a moment, and
this shameless serenity of spirit was more
than the great Whig historian could endure.
To less ardent minds it would seem that five
years of honorable and well-paid service were
amply rewarded by a pension for life; and
that Miss Burney, however hard-worked and
overdriven, must have had long, long hours
of leisure in which to write the endless pages
of her journal. Indeed, a woman who had
time to listen to Fox speaking “with violence”
for five hours, had time, one would imagine,
for anything. Then what delicious excitation
to sit blushing and smiling in the royal
box, and hear Miss Farren recite these intoxicating
lines!
“Let sweet Cecilia gain your just applause,
Whose every passion yields to nature’s laws.”
And as if this were not enough, the king, the
queen, the royal princesses, all turn their
heads and gaze at her for one distracting
moment. “To describe my embarrassment,”
she falters, “would be impossible. I shrunk
back, so astonished, and so ashamed of my
public situation, that I was almost ready to
take to my heels and run away.”
Well, well, the days for such delights are
over. We may say what we please about the
rewards of modern novel-writing; but what,
after all, is the cold praise of reviewers compared
with this open glory and exaltation?
It is moderately impressive to be told over
and over again by Marie Corelli’s American
publishers that the queen of England thinks
“The Soul of Lilith” and “The Sorrows of
Satan” are good novels; but this mere announcement,
however reassuring,—and it is
a point on which we require a good deal of
reassurance,—does not thrill us with the
enthusiasm we should feel if her Majesty, and
the Prince of Wales, and the Duke of York,
and the British public united in a flattering
ovation. The incidents which mark the irresistible
and unwelcome changes forced upon
the world by each successive generation which
inhabits it are the incidents we love to read
about, and which are generally considered too
insignificant for narration. In a single page
Addison tells us more concerning the frivolous,
idle, half torpid, wholly contented life
of an eighteenth-century citizen than we could
learn from a dozen histories. His diaries,
meant to be purely satiric, have now become
instructive. They show us, as in a mirror, the
early hours, the scanty ablutions,—“washed
hands, but not face,”—the comfortable eating
and drinking, the refreshing absence of books,
the delightful vagueness and uncertainty of
foreign news. A man could interest himself
for days in the reported strangling of the
Grand Vizier, when no intrusive cablegram
came speeding over the wires to silence and
refute the pleasant voice of rumor.
It is this wholesome and universal love of
detail which lends to a veracious diary its
indestructible charm. Charlotte Burney has
less to tell us than her famous sister; but it
is to her, after all, that we owe our knowledge
of Dr. Johnson’s worsted wig,—a present, it
seems, from Mr. Thrale, and especially valued
for its tendency to stay in curl however roughly
used. “The doctor generally diverts himself
with lying down just after he has got a fresh
wig on,” writes Charlotte gayly; and this
habit, it must be admitted, is death and destruction
to less enduring perukes. Swift’s
Journal to Stella—a true diary, though cast
in the form of correspondence—shows us
not only the playful, tender, and caressing
moods of the most savage of English cynics,
but also enlightens us amazingly as to his
daily habits and economies. We learn from
his own pen how he bought his fuel by the
half-bushel, and would have been glad to buy
it by the pound; how his servant, “that extravagant
whelp Peter,” insisted on making a
fire for him, and necessitated his picking off
the coals one by one, before going to bed; how
he drank brandy every morning, and took his
pill as regularly as Mrs. Pullet every night;
and how Stella’s mother sent him as gifts “a
parcel of wax candles and a bandbox full of
small plum-cakes,” on which plum-cakes—oh,
miracle of sound digestion!—he breakfasted
serenely for a fortnight.
Now, the spectacle of Dr. Swift eating
plum-cakes in the early morning is like the
spectacle of Mr. Pepys dining with far less
inward satisfaction at his cousin’s table, where
“the venison pasty was palpable beef.” The
most remarkable diary in the world is rich in
the insignificance of its details. It is the
sole confidant of a man who, as Mr. Lang
admirably says, was his own Boswell, and its
ruthless sincerity throws the truth-telling of
the great biographer into the shade. Were it
not for this strange cipher record, ten years
long, the world—or that small portion of it
which reads history unabridged—would know
Mr. Samuel Pepys, secretary to the Admiralty,
as an excellent public servant, loyal, capable,
and discreet. The bigger, lazier world,
to which he is now a figure so familiar, would
never have heard of him at all, thereby losing
the most vivid bit of human portraiture ever
given for our disedification and delight.
We can understand how Mr. Pepys found
time to write his diary when we remember
that he was commonly in his office by four
o’clock in the morning. We can appreciate
its wonderful candor when we realize how safe
he thought it from investigation. With the
reproaches of his own conscience he was probably
familiar, and the crowning cowardice of
self-told lies offered no temptation to him.
“Why should we seek to be deceived?” asks
Bishop Butler, and Mr. Pepys might have
answered truthfully that he didn’t. The romantic
shading, the flimsy and false excuses
with which we are wont to color our inmost
thoughts, have no place in this extraordinary
chronicle. Its writer neither deludes himself,
like Bunyan, nor bolsters up his soul, like
Rousseau, with swelling and insidious pretenses.
It is a true “Human Document,” full
of meanness and kindness, of palpable virtues
and substantial misdemeanors. Mr. Pepys
is unkind to his wife, yet he loves her. He
is selfish and ostentatious, yet he denies himself
the coveted glory of a coach and pair to
give a marriage portion to his sister. He
seeks openly his own profit and gratification,
yet he is never without an active interest in
the lives and needs of other people. Indeed,
so keen and so sensible are his solutions of
social problems, or what passed for such in
that easy age, that had philanthropy and its
rewards been invented in the reign of Charles
II. we should doubtless see standing now in
London streets a statue of Mr. Samuel Pepys,
prison reformer, and founder of benevolent
institutions for improving and harrowing the
poor.
If the principal interest of this famous diary
lies in its unflinching revelation of character,
a charm no less enduring may be found in all
the daily incidents it narrates. We like to
know how a citizen of London lived two hundred
years ago: what clothes he wore, what
food he ate, what books he read, what plays
he heard, what work and pleasure filled his
waking hours. And I would gently suggest
to those who hunger and thirst after the
glories of the printed page that if they will
only consent to write for posterity,—not as
the poets say they do, and do not, but as the
diarist really and truly does,—posterity will
take them to its heart and cherish them.
They may have nothing to say which anybody
wants to listen to now; but let them jot down
truthfully the petty occurrences, the pleasant
details of town or country life, and, as surely
as the world lasts, they will one day have a
hearing. We live in a strange period of transition.
Never before has the old order
changed as rapidly as it is changing now. O
writers of dull verse and duller prose, quit the
well-worked field of fiction, the arid waste of
sonnets and sad poems, and chronicle in little
leather-covered books the incidents which tell
their wondrous tale of resistless and inevitable
change. Write of electric motors, of
bicycles, of peace societies, of hospitals for
pussy cats, of women’s clubs and colleges, of
the price of food and house rent, of hotel bills,
of new fashions in dress and furniture, of gay
dinners, of extension lectures, of municipal
corruption and reform, of robberies unpunished,
of murders unavenged. These things
do not interest us profoundly now, being part
of our daily surroundings; but the generations
that are to come will read of them with
mingled envy and derision: envy because we
have done so little, derision because we think
that we have done so much.
If, then, it is as natural for mankind to
peer into the past as to speculate upon the
future, where shall we find such windows for
our observation as in the diaries which show
us day by day the shifting current of what
once was life? We can learn from histories
all we want to know about the great fire of
London; but to realize just how people felt
and behaved in that terrible emergency we
should watch the alert and alarmed Mr. Pepys
burying not only his money and plate, but his
wine and Parmesan cheese. We have been
taught at school much more than we ever
wanted to know about Cromwell, and the Protectorate,
and Puritan England; yet to breathe
again that dismal and decorous air we must
go to church with John Evelyn, and see, instead
of the expected rector, a sour-faced
tradesman mount the pulpit, and preach for
an hour on the inspiriting text, “And Benaiah
... went down also and slew a lion in the
midst of a pit in time of snow.” The pious
and accomplished Mr. Evelyn does not fancy
this strange innovation. Like other conservative
English gentlemen, he has little leaning
to “novices and novelties” in the house of
God; and he is even less pleased when all
the churches are closed on Christmas Day, and
a Puritan magistrate speaks, in his hearing,
“spiteful things of our Lord’s Nativity.” His
horror at King Charles’s execution is never
mitigated by any of the successive changes
which followed that dark deed. He is repelled
in turn by the tyranny of Cromwell, the dissoluteness
of Charles II., the Catholicity of
James, and the heartlessness of Queen Mary,
“who came to Whitehall jolly and laughing
as to a wedding,” without even a decent pretense
of pity for her exiled father. He firmly
believes in witchcraft,—as did many other
learned and pious men,—and he persists in
upsetting all our notions of galley slaves and
the tragic horror of their lot by affirming the
miserable creatures at Marseilles to be “cheerful
and full of knavery,” and hardly ever
without some trifling occupation at which they
toiled in free moments, and by which they
made a little money for the luxuries and comforts
that they craved.
In fact, an air of sincere and inevitable
truthfulness robs John Evelyn’s diary of all
that is romantic and sentimental. We see in
it the life of a highly cultivated and deeply
religious man, whose fate it was to witness all
those tremendous and sovereign changes which
swept over England like successive tidal waves
between the execution of the Earl of Strafford
and the accession of Queen Anne. Sharp
strife; the bitter contention of creeds; England’s
one plunge into republicanism, and her
abrupt withdrawal from its grim embraces;
the plague; the great fire, with “ten thousand
houses all in one flame;” the depth of national
corruption under the last Stuarts; the
obnoxious and unpalatable remedy administered
by the house of Orange; the dawning
of fresh prosperity and of a new literature,—all
these things Mr. Evelyn saw, and noted
with many comments in his diary. And from
all we turn with something like relief to read
about the fire-eater, Richardson, who delighted
London by cooking an oyster on a red-hot coal
in his mouth, or drinking molten glass as
though it had been ale, and who would have
made the fortune of any modern museum. Or
perhaps we pause to pity the sorrows of land-lords,
always an ill-used and persecuted race;
for Sayes Court, the home of the Evelyns,
with its famous old trees and beautiful gardens,
was rented for several years to Admiral
Benbow, who sublet it in the summer of 1698
to Peter the Great, and the royal tenant so
trampled down and destroyed the flower-beds
that no vestige of their loveliness survived
his ruthless tenancy. The Tsar, like Queen
Elizabeth, was magnificent when viewed from
a distance, but a most disturbing element to
introduce beneath a subject’s humble roof.
If Defoe, that master of narrative, had written
fewer political and religious tracts, and
had kept a journal of his eventful career, what
welcome and admirable reading it would have
made! If Lord Hervey had been content to
tell us less about government measures, and
more about court and country life, his thick
volumes would now be the solace of many an
idle hour. So keen a wit, so powerful and
graphic a touch, have never been wasted upon
matters of evanescent interest. History always
holds its share of the world’s attention.
The charm of personal gossip has never been
known to fail. But political issues, once dead,
make dull reading for all but students of political
economy; and they, browsing by choice
amid arid pastures, scorn nothing so much as
the recreative. Yet Lord Hervey’s epigrammatic
definition of the two great parties, patriots
and courtiers, as “Whigs out of place
and Whigs in place,” shows how vital and
long-lived is humor; and the trenchant cynicism
of his unkind pleasantry is more easily
disparaged than forgotten.
On the other hand, we can never be sufficiently
grateful that Gouverneur Morris, instead
of writing industrious pamphlets on the
causes that led to the French Revolution, has
left us his delightful diary, with its vivid picture
of social life and of the great storm-cloud
darkening over France. In his pages we can
breathe freely, unchoked by that lurid and
sulphuric atmosphere so popular with historians
and novelists rehearsing “on the safe side
of prophecy.” His courage is of the unsentimental
order, his perceptions are pitiless, his
common sense is invulnerable. He has the
purest contempt for the effusive oath-taking of
July 14, the purest detestation for the crimes
and cruelties that followed. He persistently
treads the earth, and is in no way dazzled by
the mad flights into ether which were so hopelessly
characteristic of the time. Not even Sir
Walter Scott—a man as unlike Morris as day
is unlike night—could be more absolutely free
from the unwholesome influences which threatened
the sanity of the world, and of Scott’s
journal it is difficult to speak with self-possession.
Our thanks are due primarily to Lord
Byron, whose Ravenna diary first started Sir
Walter on this daily task,—a task which grew
heavier when the sad years came, but which
shows us now, as no word from other lips or
other pen could ever show us, the splendid
courage, the boundless charity, the simple,
unconscious goodness of the man whom we
may approach closer and closer, and only love
and reverence the more. Were it not for this
journal, we should never have known Scott,—never
have known how sad he was sometimes,
how tired, how discouraged, how clearly aware
of his own fast-failing powers. We should
never have valued at its real worth his unquenchable
gayety of heart, his broad, genial,
reasonable outlook on the world. His letters,
even in the midst of trouble, are always cheerful,
as the letters of a brave man should be.
His diary alone tells us how much he suffered
at the downfall of hopes and ambitions that
had grown deeper and stronger with every
year of life. “I feel my dogs’ feet on my
knees, I hear them whining and seeking me
everywhere,” he writes pathetically, when the
thought of Abbotsford, closed and desolate,
seems more than he can bear; and then, obedient
to those unselfish instincts which had
always ruled his nature, he adds with nobler
sorrow, “Poor Will Laidlaw! poor Tom Purdie!
This will be news to wring your hearts,
and many an honest fellow’s besides, to whom
my prosperity was daily bread.”
Of all the journals bequeathed to the world,
and which the wise world has guarded with
jealous care, Sir Walter’s makes the strongest
appeal to honest human nature, which never
goes so far afield in its search after strange
gods as to lose its love for what is simply
and sanely good. We hear a great deal about
the nobler standards of modernity, and about
virtues so fine and rare that our grandfathers
knew them not; but courage and gayety, a
pure mind and a kind heart, still give us the
assurance of a man. The pleasant duty of
admonishing the rich, the holy joy of preaching
a crusade against other people’s pleasures,
are daily gaining favor with the elect; but to
the unregenerate there is a wholesome flavor
in cheerful enjoyment no less than in open-handed
generosity.
The one real drawback to a veracious diary
is that—life being but a cloudy thing at best—the
pages which tell the story make often
melancholy reading. Mr. Pepys has, perhaps,
the lightest heart of the fraternity, and we
cannot help feeling now and then that a little
more regret on his part would not be wholly
unbecoming. However, his was not a day
when people moped in corners over their own
or their neighbors’ shortcomings; and there is
no more curious contrast offered by the wide
world of book-land than the life reflected so
faithfully in Pepys’s diary and in the sombre
journal of Judge Sewall. New England is
as visible in the one book as is Old England
in the other,—New England under the bleak
sky of an austere, inexorable, uncompromising
Puritanism which dominated every incident
of life. If Mr. Pepys went to see a man
hanged at Tyburn, the occasion was one of
some jollity, alike for crowd and for criminal;
an open-air entertainment, in which the leading
actor was recompensed in some measure
for the severity of his part by the excitement
and admiration he aroused. But when Judge
Sewall attended the execution of James Morgan,
the unfortunate prisoner was first carried
into church, and prayed over lengthily by Cotton
Mather for the edification of the congregation,
who came in such numbers and pressed
in such unruly fashion around the pulpit that
a riot took place within the holy walls, and
Morgan was near dying of suffocation in the
dullest possible manner without the gallows-tree.
It is not of hangings only and such direful
solemnities that we read in Sewall’s diary.
Every ordinary duty—I cannot say pastime—of
life is faithfully portrayed. We know
the faults—sins they were considered—of his
fourteen children; how they played at prayer-time
or began their meals before grace was
said, and were duly whipped for such transgressions.
We know how the judge went
courting when past middle age; how he gave
the elderly Mrs. Winthrop China oranges, sugared
almonds, and “gingerbread wrapped in
a clean sheet of paper,” and how he ingratiated
himself into her esteem by hearing her grand-children
recite their catechism. He has a
businesslike method of putting down the precise
cost of the gifts he offered during the progress
of his various wooings; for, in his own
serious fashion, this gray-headed Puritan was
one of the most amorous of men. A pair of
shoe-buckles presented to one fair widow came
to no less than five shillings threepence; and
“Dr. Mather’s sermons, neatly bound,” was a
still more extravagant cadeau. He was also
a mighty expounder of the Scriptures, and
prayed and wrestled with the sick until they
were fain to implore him to desist. There is
one pathetic story of a dying neighbor to
whose bedside he hastened with two other austere
friends, and who was so sorely harried by
their prolonged exhortations that, with his
last breath, he sobbed out, “Let me alone!
my spirits are gone!”—to the terrible distress
and scandal of his wife.
On the whole, Judge Sewall’s diary is not
cheerful reading, but the grayness of its atmosphere
is mainly due to the unlovely aspect
of colonial life, to the rigors of an inclement
climate not yet subdued by the forces of a
luxurious civilization, and by a too constant
consideration of the probabilities of being
eternally damned. There is nowhere in its
sedate and troubled pages that piercing sadness,
that cry of enigmatic, inexplicable pain,
which shakes the very centre of our souls
when we read the beautiful short journal of
Maurice de Guérin. These few pages, written
with no definite purpose by a young man
whose life was uneventful and whose genius
never flowered into maturity, have a positive
as well as a relative value. They are not
merely interesting for what they have to tell;
they are admirable for the manner of the telling,
and the world of letters would be distinctly
poorer for their loss. Eugénie de
Guérin’s journal is charming, but its merits
are of a different order. No finer, truer picture
than hers has ever been given us of that
strange, simple, patriarchal life which we can
so little understand, a life full of delicate
thinking and homely household duties. At
Le Cayla, the lonely Languedoc château,
where “one could pass days without seeing
any living thing but the sheep, without hearing
any living thing but the birds,” the young
Frenchwoman found in her diary companionship
and mental stimulus, a link to bind her
day by day to her absent brother for whom
she wrote, and a weapon with which to fight
the unconquerable disquiet of her heart. Her
finely balanced nature, which resisted sorrow
and ennui to the end, forced her to adopt that
precision of phrase which is the triumph of
French prose. There is a tender grace in her
descriptions, a restraint in her sweet, sudden
confidences, a wistfulness in her joy, and always
a nobility of thought which makes even
her gentleness seem austere.
But Maurice de Guérin had in him a power
of enjoyment and of suffering which filled his
life with profound emotions, and these emotions
break like waves at our feet when we
read the brief pages of his diary. There is
the record of a single day at Le Val, so brimming
with blessedness and beauty that it illustrates
the lasting nature of pure earthly happiness;
for such days are counted out like
fairy gold, and we are richer all our lives for
having grasped them once. There are passages
of power and subtlety which show that
nature took to her heart this trembling seeker
after felicity, cast from him the chains of care
and thought, and bade him taste for one keen
hour “the noble voluptuousness of freedom.”
Then, breaking swiftly in amid vain dreams of
joy, comes the bitter moment of awakening,
and the sad voice of humanity sounds wailing
in his ears.
“My God, how I suffer from life! Not
from its accidents,—a little philosophy suffices
for them,—but from itself, from its substance,
from all its phenomena.”
And ever wearing away his heart is the restlessness
of a nature which craved beauty for
its daily food, which longed passionately for
whatever was fairest in the world, for the
lands and the seas he was destined never to
behold. Eugénie, in her solitude at Le Cayla,
trained herself to echo with gentle stoicism the
words of A Kempis: “What canst thou see
anywhere that thou seest not here? Behold
the heavens and the earth and all the elements!
For out of these are all things made.”
Her horizon was bounded by the walls of
home. She worked, she prayed, she read her
few books, she taught the peasant children the
little it behooved them to know; she played
with the gray cat, and with the three dogs,
Lion, Wolf, and little Trilby whom she loved
best of all, and from whom, rather than from
a stupid fairy tale, it may be that Du Maurier
stole his heroine’s name. She won peace, if
not contentment, by the fulfillment of near
duties; but in her brother the unquenchable
desire of travel burned like a smouldering fire.
In dreams he wandered far amid ancient and
sunlit lands whose mighty monuments are part
of the mysterious legends of humanity. “The
road of the wayfarer is a joyous one!” he
cries. “Ah! who shall set me adrift upon
the Nile!”—and with these words the journal
of Maurice de Guérin comes to a sudden
end. A river deeper than the Nile was
opening beneath his passionate, tired young
eyes. Remoter lands than Egypt lay before
his feet.
GUIDES: A PROTEST.
“Life,” sighed Sir George Cornwall Lewis,
“would be endurable, if it were not for its
pleasures;” and the impatient wanderer in
far-off lands is tempted to paraphrase this
hackneyed truism into, “Traveling would be
enjoyable, if it were not for its guides.”
Years ago, Mark Twain endeavored to point
out how much fun could be derived from these
“necessary nuisances” by a judicious course
of chaffing; and the apt illustrations of his
methods furnished some of the most amusing
passages in “Innocents Abroad.” But it is
not every tourist who bubbles over with mirth,
and that unquenchable spirit of humor which
turns a trial into a blessing. The facility for
being diverted where less fortunate people are
annoyed is a rare birthright, and worth many
a mess of pottage. Moreover, in these days
when Baedeker smooths the traveler’s path
to knowledge, guides are no longer “necessary
nuisances.” They are plagues to no purpose,
whose persistency deprives inoffensive
strangers of that tranquil enjoyment they
have come so far to seek. Nothing is more
difficult than to dilate with a correct emotion
when every object of interest is pointed rigorously
out, and a wearisome trickle of information,
couched in broken English, is dropped
relentlessly into our tired ears.
It need not be supposed for a moment that
there is any real option about employing a
guide or dispensing with his services. There
is none. Practically speaking, I don’t employ
him. He takes possession of me, and never
relaxes his hold. In some parts of Europe,
Sicily for example, his unlawful ownership
begins from the first moment I set my foot
upon the soil. At Syracuse he is waiting at
the station, in charge of the hotel coach. I
think him the hotel porter, point out our bags,
and give him the check for our boxes. As
soon as we are under way, he leans over and
informs us confidentially that he is the English
interpreter and guide, officially connected
with the hotel, and that he is happy to place
his services at our disposal. At these ominous
words our hearts sink heavily. We know
that the hour of captivity is at hand, and
that all efforts to escape will only tighten our
chains. Nevertheless, we make the effort that
very day, resolved not to yield without a
struggle.
The afternoon is drawing to a close by the
time we are settled in our rooms, have had
a cup of tea, and have washed away some of
the dirt of travel. There is only light enough
left for a short stroll; and this first walk
through a strange city is one of my principal
pleasures in traveling. I love to find myself
amid the unfamiliar streets; to slip into
quiet churches; to stare in shop-windows;
to wander, with no other clue than Baedeker,
through narrow byways, and stumble unaware
upon some open court, with its fine old
fountain splashing lazily over the worn stones.
Filled with these agreeable anticipations, we
steal downstairs, and see our guide standing
like a sentinel at the door. He is prepared
to accompany us, but we decline his services,
explaining curtly that we are only going out
for a walk, and need no protection whatever.
It sounds decisive—to us—and we congratulate
one another upon such well-timed firmness,
until, glancing back, we perceive our determined
guardian following us on the other
side of the street. Now, as long as we keep
straight ahead, pretending to know our way,
we are safe; but the trouble is we don’t know
our way, and in a few minutes it is necessary
to consult Baedeker and find out where
we are. We do this as furtively as possible,
gathering around the book to hide it,
and moving slowly on while we read. But
such foolish precautions are in vain. The
guide has seen us pause. He knows that we
are astray, that we are trying to right ourselves,—a
thing he never permits,—and he
is by our side in an instant. If the ladies
desire to see the cathedral, they must turn to
the left. It is very near,—not more than
a few minutes’ walk,—and it is open until
six o’clock. We think of saying that we don’t
want to see the cathedral, and of turning to
the right; but this course appears rather too
perilous. The fact is, we do want to see it
very much; and we should like, moreover,
to see it without delay, and alone. So we
thank Brocconi,—that is the guide’s name,—and
say we can find our way now without
any trouble. And so we could, if we were
left to ourselves; but the knowledge that we
are still being pursued at a respectful distance,
and that we dare not pause a moment
for consideration, flusters us sadly. We come
to a point where two streets meet at an acute
angle, hesitate, plunge down the nearer, and
hear Brocconi’s warning voice once more at
our elbows. The ladies have taken a wrong
turning. With their permission, he will point
them out the road. So we surrender at discretion,
feeling all further resistance to be
useless, and are conducted to the cathedral
in a pitiable state of subjection; are marched
dolorously around; are shown old tombs, and
faded pictures, and beautiful bits of mosaic;
and then are led back to the hotel, and dismissed
with the assurance that we will be
waited on early the next morning, and that a
carriage will be ready for us by ten.
Perhaps our conduct may appear pusillanimous
to those whose resolution has never been
so severely tested. We feel this ourselves,
and deplore the cowardly strain in our natures,
as we trail meekly and disconsolately upstairs.
There is a little cushioned bench just outside
my bedroom door, and I know that when I go
to breakfast in the morning Brocconi will be
sitting there, waiting for his prey. I know
that when I come back from breakfast Brocconi
will be still sitting there, and that I can
never leave my room without seeing him in
unquestioned and ostentatious attendance upon
me. He stands up, hat in hand, to salute me,
every time I pass him; and after a while I
take to lurking, I might almost say to skulking
within my chamber, rather than encounter
his disappointed and reproachful gaze. With
the natural tendency of a woman to temporize,
I buy my freedom one day by engaging his
services for the next. If he will permit me
to go alone and in peace to the Greek theatre,
to sit on the grassy hill amid the wild flowers,
to look at the charming view and breathe the
delicious air for a long, lazy afternoon, I will
drive with him the following morning over
the dusty glaring road to Fort Euryelus, and
be marched submissively through the endless
intricacies of its subterranean corridors, and
have every tiresome detail pointed out to me
and explained with merciless prolixity.
On the same lamentably weak principle, I
purchase—we all purchase—his faded and
crumpled photographs, so as to be let off from
buying his “antiquities,” a forlorn collection
of mouldy coins and broken bits of terra cotta,
which he carries around in a handkerchief
and hands down to us, one by one, when we
are prisoners in our carriage, and cannot
refuse to look at them. He is so pained at
our giving them back again that we compromise
on the photographs, though they are
the most decrepit specimens I have ever beheld;
almost as worn and flabby as the little
letters of recommendation which are lent to
us for perusal, and which state with monotonous
amiability that the writer has employed
Domenico Brocconi as guide and interpreter
during a three days’ stay in Syracuse, and has
found him intelligent, capable, and obliging.
I know I shall have to write one of these letters
before I go away. Indeed, my conscience
aches remorsefully when I think of the number
of such testimonials I have strewn broad-cast
over the earth to be a delusion and a
snare to my fellow man. It never occurred
to me that any one would regard them seriously,
until an acquaintance informed me,
with some asperity, that he had employed a
guide on my recommendation, and had been
cheated by him. I felt very sorry for this;
for, beyond a little overcharging in the matter
of fees or carriages, which is part of the
recognized perquisites of the calling, no guide
has ever cheated me. On the contrary, he
has sometimes saved me money. My aversion
to him is based exclusively on the fact that
he strikes a discordant note wherever he appears.
He has always something to tell me
which I don’t want to hear, and his is that
leaden touch which takes all color and grace
from every theme he handles.
Constantinople, as the chosen abode of insecurity,
is perhaps the only city within the
tourist’s beaten track where a guide or dragoman
is necessary for personal safety, as well
as for the information he imparts. Baedeker
has ignored Constantinople, or perhaps the
authorities of that curiously misgoverned
municipality have forbidden his profane researches
into their august privacy. Labor-saving
devices find scant favor with the subjects
of the Sultan. Vessels may not approach
the docks to be unloaded, though there is
plenty of water to float them, because that
would interfere with the immemorial privileges
of the boatmen. There is no delivery
of city mail, but a man can always be hired
to carry your letter from Pera to Stamboul.
Guide-books are unknown, but a dragoman is
attached to your service as soon as you arrive,
and is as inseparable as your shadow until the
hour you leave.
The rivalry among these men is of a very
active order, as I speedily discovered when I
stepped from the Oriental Express into that
scene of mad confusion and tumult, the Constantinople
station. It was drizzling hard.
I was speechless from a heavy cold. We
were all three worn out with the absurd and
fatiguing travesty of a quarantine on the
frontier. Twenty Turkish porters made a
wild rush for our bags the instant the train
stopped, and fought over them like howling
beasts. A tall man with a cast in his eye,
handed me a card on which my own name was
legibly written, and said he was the dragoman
sent by the hotel to take us in charge. A
little man with a nervous and excited manner
handed me a card on which also my name was
legibly written, and said he was the dragoman
sent by the hotel to take us in charge. It was
a case for the judgment of Solomon; and I
lacked not only the wisdom to decide, but the
voice in which to utter my decision. There
was nothing for it but to let the claimants
fight it out, which they proceeded to do with
fervor, rolling over the station floor and
pounding each other vigorously. The tall
man, being much the better combatant,
speedily routed his rival, dragged him ignominiously
from the carriage when he attempted
to scale it, and carried us off in triumph.
But the race is not always to the swift, nor
the battle to the strong. The little dragoman
was game enough not to know when he was
beaten. He followed us in another carriage,
and made good his case, evidently, with the
hotel landlord; for we found him, placid and
smiling, in the corridor next morning, waiting
his orders for the day. I never ventured to
ask how this change came about, lest indiscreet
inquiries should bring a second dragoman
upon my devoted head; so Demetrius
remained our guide, philosopher, and friend
for the three weeks we spent in Constantinople.
He was not a bad little man, on the
whole; was extremely patient about carrying
wraps, and was honestly anxious we should
suffer no annoyance in the streets. But his
knowledge upon any subject was of the haziest
character. He had a perfect talent for getting
us to places at the wrong time,—but
that may have been partly our fault,—and if
there ever was anything interesting to tell, he
assuredly never told it. On the other hand,
he considered that, to our Occidental ignorance,
the simplest architectural devices needed
an explanation. He would say, “This is a
well,” “That is a doorway,” “These are columns
supporting the roof,” with all the benevolent
simplicity of Harry and Lucy’s father
enlightening those very intelligent and ignorant
little people.
The only severe trial that Demetrius suffered
in our service was the occasional attendance
of the two Kavasses from the American
Legation, whose protection was afforded us
twice or thrice, through the courtesy of the
ministry. These magnificent creatures threw
our poor little dragoman so completely into
the shade, and regarded him with such open
and manifest contempt, that all his innocent
airs of importance shriveled into humility
and dejection. It is but honest to state that
the Kavasses appeared to despise us quite as
cordially as they did Demetrius; but we sustained
their scorn with more tranquillity for
the sake of the splendor and distinction they
imparted. One of them was a very handsome
and very supercilious Turk, who never condescended
to look at us nor to speak to us; the
other a Circassian, whose pride was tempered
by affability, and who was good enough to
hold with us the strictly necessary intercourse.
I hear it is said now and then by censorious
critics that American women are the most
arrogant of their sex, affecting a superiority
which is based upon no justifiable claim.
But I candidly admit that all such airy notions,
born of the New World and of the nineteenth
century, dwindled rapidly away before
the disdainful composure of those two lordly
Mohammedans. The old primitive instincts
are never wholly eradicated; only overlaid
with the acquired sentiments of our time and
place. I have not been without my share of
self-assertion; but my meekness of spirit in
Constantinople, the perfectly natural feeling
I had in being snubbed by two ignorant
Kavasses blazing with gold embroidery, will
always remain one of the salutary humiliations
of my life.
I think there must be some secret system of
communication by which the guides of one city
consign you to the guides of another; for
I know that when we reached Piræus at
five o’clock in the morning, an olive-skinned,
low-voiced, mysterious-looking person, who
reminded me strikingly of Eugene Aram,
boarded the ship, knocked at my cabin door,
and gave me to understand, in excellent English,
that we were to be his property in
Athens. He said he was not connected with
any hotel, but would be happy to wait on us
wherever we went; and he had all three of
our names neatly written in a little book. I
responded as firmly as I could that I did not
think we should require his services; whereupon
he smiled darkly, and hinted that we
would find it difficult, and perhaps dangerous,
to go about alone. In reality, Athens is
as well conducted as Boston, and very much
easier to traverse; but I did not know this
then, so, after some hesitation, I promised to
employ my mysterious visitor if I had any
occasion for a guide. It was a promise not
easily forgotten. Morning, noon, and night
he haunted us, always with the same air of
mingled secrecy and determination. As it
chanced, I was ill for several days, and unable
to leave my room. Regularly after breakfast
there would come a low, resolute knock at my
door, and Eugene Aram, pallid, noiseless, authoritative,
would slip in, and stand like a
sentinel by my bed. It was extremely depressing,
and always reminded me of the
presentation of a lettre de cachet. I felt that
I was wronging my self-elected guide by not
getting well and going about, and his civil
inquiries anent my health carried with them
an undertone of reproach. Yet with returning
vigor came a firm determination to escape this
melancholy thraldom; and it is one of my
keenest pleasures to remember that on the
golden afternoon when I first climbed the
Acropolis, and looked through the yellow columns
of the Parthenon upon the cloudless
skies of Greece, and saw the sea gleaming like
a silver band, and watched the glory of the
sunset from the terrace of the temple of Nike,
no Eugene Aram was there to mar my absolute
contentment. This was the enchanted
hour, never to be repeated nor surpassed, and
this hour was mine to enjoy. When I am
setting forth my trials with all the wordy
eloquence of discontent, let me “think of
my marcies,” and be grateful.
Thanks to the protecting hand of England,
Cairo, which once was little better than Constantinople,
is now as safe as London. On
the Nile, it is hardly possible to leave one’s
boat, save under the care of a dragoman.
Even at Luxor and Assuân, the attentions of
the native population are of a rather overpowering
character. But at Cairo, whether amid the
hurrying crowds in the bazaars or on the quiet
road to the Gézirah, there is no annoyance of
any kind to be apprehended. Nevertheless, a
little army of guides is connected with every
hotel, and troups of irregulars line the streets,
and press their services upon you as you pass.
I noticed that while a great many Americans
had a dragoman permanently attached to their
service, and never went out unaccompanied,
the English and Germans resolutely ignored
these expensive and irritating inutilities. If
by chance they desired any attendant, they
employed in preference one of the ruminating
donkey-boys who stand all day, supple and
serious, alongside of their melancholy little
beasts. Upon one occasion, an Englishwoman
was just stepping into her carriage, having
engaged a boy to accompany her to the mosque
of the Sultan Hassan, when a tall and turbaned
Turk, indignant at this invasion of
his privileges, called out to her scornfully,
“Do you think that lad will be able to explain
to you anything you are going to see?”
The Englishwoman turned her smiling face.
I fancied she would be angry at the impertinence,
but she was not. She had that absolute
command of herself and of the situation
which is the birthright of her race. “It is
precisely because I know he can explain nothing
that I take him with me,” she said. “If
I could be equally sure of your silence, I
should be willing to take you.”
Local guides are as numerous and as systematic
in Cairo as in more accessible cities, and
they have the same curious tendency to multiply
themselves around any object of interest,
and to subdivide the scanty labor attendant on
its exhibition. When we went to the Coptic
church, for example, a heavy wooden door was
opened for us by youth number one, who pointed
out the enormous size of the venerable key he
carried, and then consigned us to the care of
youth number two, who led the way through a
narrow, picturesque lane to the church itself,
and gave us into the charge of youth number
three, a handsome, bare-legged boy with brilliant
eyes, who lit a taper and kindly conducted
us around. When we had examined
the dim old pictures, and the faded missals,
and the beautiful screens of inlaid wood, and
the grotto wherein the Holy Family is piously
believed to have found shelter, this acute child
presented us to a white-haired Coptic priest,
and explained that it was to him we were to
offer our fee. I promptly did as I was bidden,
and the boy, after carefully examining and
approving the amount,—the priest himself
never glanced at it nor at us,—requested further
payment for his own share of work. I
gave him three piastres, being much pleased
with his businesslike methods, whereupon he
handed us back to youth number two, who had
been waiting all this time at the church door,
and whom I was obliged to pay for leading us
through the lane. Then, after satisfying youth
number one, who mounted guard at the gate,
we were permitted to regain our carriage and
drive away amid a clamorous crowd of beggars.
It was as admirable a piece of organized
work as I have ever seen, and would have
done credit to a labor union in America.
On precisely the same principle, we often
find the railed-off chapels of an Italian church
to be each under the care of a separate sacristan,
who jingles his keys alluringly, and
does his best to beguile us into his own especial
inclosure. I have suffered a good deal
in Sicily and in Naples from sacristans who
could not be brought to understand that I had
come to church to pray. The mark of the
tourist is like the brand of Cain, recognizable
to all men. Even one’s nationality is seldom
a matter of doubt, and an Italian sacristan
who cherishes the opinion that English-speaking
people stand self-convicted of heresy, can
see no reason for my entering the sacred edifice
save to be shown its treasures with all
speed. So he beckons to me from dark corners,
and waves his keys at me; and, finding
me unresponsive to these appeals, he sidles
through the little kneeling throng to tell me
in a loud whisper that Domenichino’s picture
is over the third altar on the left, or that
forty-five princes of the house of Aragon are
buried in the sacristy. By this time devout
worshipers are beginning to look at me
askance, as if it were my fault that I am disturbing
them. So I get up and follow my
persecutor, and stare at the forty-five wooden
sarcophagi of the Aragonese princes, draped
with velvet palls, and ranged on shelves like
dry goods. Then, mass being over, I slip out
of St. Domenica’s, and make my way to the
cathedral of St. Januarius, where another sacristan
instantly lays hands on me, and carries
me down to the crypt to see the reliquary of
the saint. He is a stout, smiling man, with an
unbounded enthusiasm for all he has to show.
Even the naked, fat, Cupid-like angels who
riot here as wantonly as in every other Neapolitan
church fill him with admiration and
delight. He taps them on their plump little
stomachs, and exclaims, “Tout en marbre!
Tout en marbre!” looking at me meanwhile
with wide-open eyes, as if marble angels were
as much of a rarity in Italy as in Greenland.
By the time his transports have moderated
sufficiently to allow me to depart, a tall, grim
sacristan, with nothing to show, is locking up
the cathedral, and I am obliged to go away
with all my prayers unsaid.
It is possible to be too discursive when a pet
grievance has an airing. Therefore, instead
of lingering, as I should like to do, over a still
unexhausted subject; instead of telling about
a dreadful one-eyed man who pursued me like
a constable into the cathedral of Catania,
and fairly arrested me at St. Agatha’s shrine,
whither I had fled for protection; instead of
describing an unscrupulous fraud at Amalfi
who led me for half a mile in the dripping
rain through a soaked little valley, under pretense
of showing me a macaroni factory, and
then naïvely confessed we had gone in the
opposite direction because the walk was so
charming,—instead of denouncing the accumulated
crimes of the whole sinful fraternity,
I will render tardy justice to one Roman guide
whose incontestable merits deserve a grateful
acknowledgment. He was a bulky and very
dirty man in the Castle of St. Angelo, to
whose care fourteen tourists, English, French,
and Germans, were officially committed. He
spoke no language but his own, and he set
himself resolutely to work to make every visitor
understand all he had to tell by the help
of that admirable pantomimic art in which
Italians have such extraordinary facility. It
was impossible to misapprehend him. If he
wished to show us the papal bed-chamber, he
retired into one corner and snored loudly on
an imaginary couch. When we came to the
dining-room, he made a feint of eating a hearty
meal. With amazing agility he illustrated
the manner of Benvenuto Cellini’s escape, and
the breaking of his ankles in the fall. He
decapitated himself without a sword as Beatrice
Cenci, and racked himself without a rack
as another unhappy prisoner. He lowered
himself as a drawbridge, and even tried to
explode himself as a cannon, in his efforts to
make us better acquainted with the artillery.
He was absolutely serious all this time, yet
never seemed flustered nor annoyed by the
peals of irresistible laughter which greeted
some of his most difficult representations. He
had but one object in view,—to be understood.
If we were amused, that did not matter; and
if we were a little rude, that was merely the
manner of foreigners. I do not wish to close
a chapter of fault-finding without one word of
praise for this clever and conscientious actor,
whose performance was limited to the ignoble
task of conducting travelers through a dilapidated
fortress, but whom I cannot consent to
look upon as a guide.
LITTLE PHARISEES IN FICTION.
In that accurate and interesting study of Puritanism
which Alice Morse Earle has rather
laboriously entitled “Customs and Fashions in
Old New England,” there is a delightful chapter
devoted to the little boys and girls who
lived their chastened lives under the uncompromising
discipline of the church. With many
prayers, with scanty play, with frequent exhortations,
and a depressing consciousness of
their own sinful natures, these children walked
sedately in the bleak atmosphere of continual
correction. By way of pastime, they were
taken to church, to baptisms, and to funerals,
and for reading they had the “Early Piety
Series,” “Spiritual Milk for Boston Babes,”
“The Conversion and Exemplary Lives of
Several Young Children,” and a “Particular
Account of Some Extraordinary Pious Motions
and Devout Exercises observed of late
in Many Children in Siberia,”—a safe and
remote spot in which to locate something too
“extraordinary” for belief. To this list
Cotton Mather added “Good Lessons for
Children in Verse,” by no means a sprightly
volume, and “Some Examples of Children in
whom the Fear of God was remarkably Budding
before they died; in several parts of
New England.”
Small wonder that under this depressing
burden of books, little boys and girls, too
young to know the meaning of sin, were assailed
with grievous doubts concerning their
salvation. Small wonder that Betty Sewall, an
innocent child of nine, “burst into an amazing
cry” after reading a page or two of Cotton
Mather, and said “she was afraid she should
goe to Hell, her sins were not pardon’d.” It is
heart-rending to read Judge Sewall’s entry in
his diary: “Betty can hardly read her chapter
for weeping. Tells me she is afraid she is
gone back” (at nine). “Does not taste that
sweetness in reading the Word which once she
did. Fears that what was upon her is worn
off. I said what I could to her, and in the
evening pray’d with her alone.” It is scant
comfort for us, recalling the misery of this poor
wounded child, and of many others who suffered
with her, to know that Phebe Bartlett
was ostentatiously converted at four; that Jane
Turell “asked many astonishing questions
about divine mysteries,” before she was five;
and that an infant son of Cotton Mather’s
“made a most edifying end in praise and
prayer,” at the age of two years and seven
months. We cannot forget the less happy
children who, instead of developing into baby
prodigies or baby prigs, fretted out their helpless
hearts in nightly fears of Hell.
Nor is there in the whole of this painful
precocity one redeeming touch of human childhood,
such as that joyous setting forth of the
little St. Theresa and her brother to convert the
inhabitants of Morocco, and be martyred for
their faith; an enterprise as natural to keenly
imaginative children of the sixteenth century
as was the expedition two hundred years later
of the six little Blue Coat boys, who, without
map, chart, or compass, without luggage, provisions,
or money, started out one bright spring
morning to find Philip Quarll’s Island. Sunlight
and shadow are not farther apart than
the wholesome love of adventure which religion
as well as history and fairy-lore can
inspire in the childish heart, and that morbid
conscientiousness which impels the young to
the bitter task of self-analysis. The most
depressing thing about pious fiction for little
people is that it so seldom takes human nature
into account. I read not long ago an English
Sunday-school story in which a serious aunt
severely reproves her twelve-year-old niece for
saying she would like to go to India and have
a Bible class of native children, by telling her
it is vain and foolish to talk in that way, and
that what she can do is to be a better child
herself, and save up her money for the mission-box.
Now the dream of going to a far-off
land and doing good in a lavish, semi-miraculous
fashion is as natural for a pious and imaginative
little girl, as is the dream of fighting
savages for a less pious but equally imaginative
little boy. It is well, no doubt, that all
generous impulses should have some practical
outlet; but the aunt’s dreary counsel was too
suggestive of those ethical verses, familiar to
my own infancy, which began:—
“‘A penny I have,’ little Mary said,
As she thoughtfully raised her hand to her head,”
and described the anxious musings of this
weak child as to how the money might be
most profitably employed, until at length she
relieved herself of all moral obligation by
putting it into the mission-box. It is not
possible for a real little girl to sympathize
with such a situation. She may give away
her pennies impulsively, as Charles Lamb gave
away his plum-cake,—to his lasting regret
and remorse,—but she does not start out by
worrying over her serious responsibility as a
capitalist.
The joyless literature provided for the children
of Puritanism in the New World was
little less lugubrious than that which a century
later, in many a well-tended English nursery,
made the art of reading a thoroughly undesirable
accomplishment. Happy the boy who
could escape into the air and sunshine with
Robinson Crusoe. Happy the girl who found
a constant friend in Miss Edgeworth’s little
Rosamond. For always on the book-shelf sat,
sombre and implacable, the unsmiling “Fairchild
Family,” ready to hurl texts at everybody’s
head, and to prove at a moment’s notice
the utter depravity of the youthful heart. It
is inconceivable that such a book should have
retained its place for many years, and that
thousands of little readers should have plodded
their weary way through its unwholesome
pages. For combined wretchedness and self-righteousness,
for groveling fear and a total
lack of charity, the “Fairchild Family” are
without equals in literature, and, I hope, in
life. Lucy Fairchild, at nine, comes to the
conclusion “that there are very few real Christians
in the world, and that a great part of
the human race will be finally lost;” and modestly
proposes to her brother and sister that
they should recite some verses “about mankind
having bad hearts.” This is alacritously
done, the other children being more than equal
to the emergency; and each in turn quotes a
text to prove that “the nature of man, after
the fall of Adam, is utterly and entirely sinful.”
Lest this fundamental truth should be
occasionally forgotten, a prayer is composed
for Lucy, which she commits to memory, and
a portion of which runs thus:—
“My heart is so exceedingly wicked, so vile,
so full of sin, that even when I appear to be
tolerably good, even then I am sinning. When
I am praying, or reading the Bible, or hearing
other people read the Bible, even then I sin.
When I speak, I sin; when I am silent, I
sin.”
In fact, an anxious alertness, a continual
apprehension of ill-doing, is the keynote of this
extraordinary book; and that its author, Mrs.
Sherwood, considered the innocence of childhood
and even of infancy an insufficient barrier
to evil, is proven by an anecdote which she
tells of herself in her memoirs. When she was
in her fourth year, a gentleman, a guest of her
father’s, “who shall be nameless,” took her on
his knee, and said something to her which she
could not understand, but which she felt at
once was not fit for female ears, “especially
not for the female ears of extreme youth.”
Indignant at this outrage to propriety, she
exclaimed, “You are a naughty man!” whereupon
he became embarrassed, and put her
down upon the floor. That a baby of three
should be so keen to comprehend, or rather
not to comprehend, but to suspect an indecorum,
seems well-nigh incredible, and I confess
that ever since reading this incident I have
been assailed with a hopeless, an undying curiosity
to know what it was the “nameless”
gentleman said.
The painful precocity of children anent
matters profane and spiritual is insisted upon
so perseveringly by writers of Sunday-school
literature that Mrs. Sherwood’s infancy appears
to have been the recognized model for
them all. In one of these stories, which claims
to be the veracious history of a very young
child, compared with whom, however, the
“fairy babes of tombs and graves” are soberly
natural and realistic, I found I was expected
to believe that an infant a year old loved to
hear her father read the Bible, and would lie
in her cot with clasped hands, listening to the
precious words. Though she could say but
little,—at twelve months,—yet when she saw
her parents sitting down to breakfast without
either prayers or reading, she would put out her
hands, and cry “No, no!” and look wistfully
at the Bible on the shelf. When two years
old, “she was never weary at church,” nor at
Sunday-school, where she sat gazing rapturously
in her teacher’s face. It is unnecessary for
any one familiar with such tales to be assured
that as soon as she could speak plainly she
went about correcting, not only all the children
in the neighborhood, but all the adults
as well. A friend of her father’s was in the
habit of petting and caressing her, though
Heaven knows how he had the temerity, and
she showed him every mark of affection until
she heard of some serious wrong-doing—drunkenness,
I think—on his part. The next
time he came to the house she refused sadly to
sit on his knee, “but told him earnestly her
feelings about all that he had done.” Finally
she fell ill, and after taking bitter medicines
with delight, and using her last breath to reproach
her father for “not coming up to
prayers,” she died at the age of four and a
half years, to the unexpressed, because inexpressible,
relief of everybody. The standard
of infant death-beds has reached a difficult
point of perfection since Cotton Mather’s baby
set the example by making its “edifying end
in praise and prayer,” before it was three years
old.
The enormous circulation of Sunday-school
books, both in England and America, has
resulted in a constant exchange of commodities.
For many years we have given as freely
as we have received; and if English reviewers
from the first were disposed to look askance
upon our contributions, English nurseries absorbed
them unhesitatingly, and English children
read them, if not with interest, at least
with meekness and docility. When the “Fairchild
Family” and the “Lady of the Manor”
crossed the Atlantic to our hospitable shores, we
sent back, returning evil for evil, the “Youth’s
Book of Natural Theology,” in which small
boys and girls argue their way, with some kind
preceptor’s help, from the existence of a
chicken to the existence of God, thus learning
at a tender age the first lessons of religious
doubt. At the same time that the “Leila”
books and “Mary and Florence” found their
way to legions of young Americans, “The
Wide, Wide World,” “Queechy,” and “Melbourne
House,”—with its intolerable little
prig of a heroine—were, if possible, more
immoderately read in England than at home.
And in this case, the serious wrong-doing lies
at our doors. If the “Leila” books be rather
too full of sermons and pious conversations,
long conversations of an uncompromisingly
didactic order, they are nevertheless interesting
and wholesome, brimming with adventures, and
humanized by a very agreeable sense of fun.
Moreover, these English children, although
incredibly good, have the grace to be unconscious
of their goodness. Even Selina, who,
like young Wackford Squeers, is “next door
but one to a cherubim,” is apparently unaware
of the fact. Leila does not instruct her father.
She receives counsel quite humbly from his
lips, though she is full eight years old when
the first volume opens. Matilda has never any
occasion to remonstrate gently with her mother;
and little Alfred fails, in the whole course of
his infant life, to once awaken in his parents’
friends an acute sense of their own unworthiness.
This conservative attitude is due, perhaps,
to the rigid prejudices of the Old World. In
our freer air, children, released from thraldom,
develop swiftly into guides and teachers. We
first introduced into the literature of the Sunday-school
the offensively pious little Christian
who makes her father and mother, her uncles
and aunts, even her venerable grandparents,
the subjects of her spiritual ministrations. We
first taught her to confront, Bible in hand,
the harmless adults who had given her birth,
and to annihilate their feeble arguments with
denunciatory texts. We first surrounded her
with the persecutions of the worldly-minded,
that her virtues might shine more glaringly
in the gloom, and disquisitions on duty be
never out of place. Daisy, in “Melbourne
House,” is an example of a perniciously good
child who has the conversion of her family on
her hands, and is well aware of the dignity of
her position. Her trials and triumphs, her
tears and prayers, her sufferings and rewards,
fill two portly volumes, and have doubtless inspired
many a young reader to set immediately
about the correction of her parents’ faults.
The same lesson is taught with even greater
emphasis by a more recent writer, whose works,
I am told, are so exceedingly popular that she
is not permitted to lay down her pen. Hundreds
of letters reach her every year, begging
for a new “Elsie” book; and the amiability
with which she responds to the demand has
resulted in a fair-sized library,—twice as many
volumes probably as Sir Walter Scott ever
read in the whole course of his childish life.
Now if, as the “Ladies’ Home Journal”
informs us, “there has been no character in
American juvenile fiction who has attained
more widespread interest and affection than
Elsie Dinsmore,” then children have altered
strangely since I was young, and “skipping
the moral” was a recognized habit of the
nursery. It would be impossible to skip the
moral of the “Elsie” books, because the residuum
would be nothingness. Lucy Fairchild
and Daisy Randolph are hardened reprobates
compared with Elsie Dinsmore. It is
true we are told when the first book opens
that she is “not yet perfect;” but when we
find her taking her well-worn Bible out of her
desk—she is eight years old—and consoling
herself with texts for the injustice of grown-up
people, we begin to doubt the assertion.
When we hear her say to a visitor old enough
to be her father: “Surely you know that
there is no such thing as a little sin. Don’t
you remember about the man who picked up
sticks on the Sabbath day?” the last lingering
hope as to her possible fallibility dies in
our dejected bosoms. We are not surprised
after this to hear that she is unwilling to wear
a new frock on Sunday, lest she should be
tempted to think of it in church; and we are
fully prepared for the assurance that she
knows her father “is not a Christian,” and
that she “listens with pain” to his unprincipled
conjecture that when a man leads an
honest, upright, moral life, is regular in his
attendance at church, and observes all the
laws, he probably goes to heaven. This sanguine
statement is as reprehensible to Elsie as
it would have been to the Fairchild family;
and when Mr. Dinsmore—a harmless, but
very foolish and consequential person—is
taken ill, his little daughter pours out her
heart “in agonizing supplication that her dear,
dear papa might be spared, at least until he
was fit to go to Heaven.”
A few old-fashioned people will consider
this mental attitude an unwholesome one for
a child, and will perhaps be of the opinion
that it is better for a little girl to do something
moderately naughty herself than to
judge her parents so severely. But Elsie is
a young Rhadamanthus, from whose verdicts
there is no appeal. She sees with dismay her
father amusing himself with a novel on Sunday,
and begs at once that she may recite to
him some verses. Forgetful of her principles,
he asks her, when convalescing from his tedious
illness, to read aloud to him for an hour.
Alas! “The book her father bade her read
was simply a fictitious moral tale, without a
particle of religious truth in it, and, Elsie’s
conscience told her, entirely unfit for the Sabbath.”
In vain Mr. Dinsmore reminds her
that he is somewhat older than she is, and assures
her he would not ask her to do anything
he thought was wrong. “‘But, papa,’ she
replied timidly,”—she is now nine,—“‘you
know the Bible says, “They measuring themselves
by themselves, and comparing themselves
among themselves, are not wise.”’”
This text failing to convince Mr. Dinsmore,
he endeavors, through wearisome chapter after
chapter, to break Elsie’s heroic resolution,
until, as a final resource, she becomes ill in her
turn, makes her last will and testament, and
is only induced to remain upon a sinful earth
when her father, contrite and humbled, implores
her forgiveness, and promises amendment.
It never seems to occur to the author
of these remarkable stories that a child’s most
precious privilege is to be exempt from serious
moral responsibility; that a supreme confidence
in the wisdom and goodness of his parents
is his best safeguard; and that to shake
this innocent belief, this natural and holy
creed of infancy, is to destroy childhood itself,
and to substitute the precocious melancholy of
a prig.
For nothing can be more dreary than the
recital of Elsie’s sorrows and persecutions.
Every page is drenched with tears. She goes
about with “tear-swollen eyes,” she rushes
to her room “shaken with sobs,” her grief is
“deep and despairing,” she “cries and sobs
dreadfully,” she “stifles her sobs,”—but this
is rare,—she is “blinded with welling tears.”
In her more buoyant moments, a tear merely
“trickles down her cheek,” and on comparatively
cheerful nights she is content to shed
“a few quiet tears upon her pillow.” On
more serious occasions, “a low cry of utter
despair broke from her lips,” and when spoken
to harshly by her father, “with a low cry of
anguish, she fell forward in a deep swoon.”
And yet I am asked to believe that this dismal,
tear-soaked, sobbing, hysterical little girl
has been adopted by healthy children as one
of the favorite heroines of “American juvenile
fiction.”
In all these books, the lesson of self-esteem
and self-confidence is taught on every page.
Childish faults and childish virtues are over-emphasized
until they appear the only important
things on earth. Captain Raymond, a
son-in-law of the grown-up Elsie, hearing that
his daughter Lulu has had trouble with her
music-teacher, decides immediately that it is
his duty to leave the navy, and devote himself
to the training and discipline of his young
family; a notion which, if generally accepted,
would soon leave our country without defenders.
On one occasion, Lulu, who is an
unlucky girl, kicks—under sore provocation—what
she thinks is the dog, but what turns
out, awkwardly enough, to be the baby. The
incident is considered sufficiently tragic to fill
most of the volume, and this is the way it is
discussed by the other children,—children
who belong to an order of beings as extinct,
I believe and hope, as the dodo:—
“‘If Lu had only controlled her temper
yesterday,’ said Max, ‘what a happy family
we would be.’
“‘Yes,’ sighed Grace. ‘Papa is punishing
her very hard and very long; but of course
he knows best, and he loves her.’
“‘Yes, I am sure he does,’ assented Max.
‘So he won’t give her any more punishment
than he thinks she needs. It will be a fine
thing for her, and all the rest of us, too, if this
hard lesson teaches her never to get into a
passion again.’”
Better surely to kick a wilderness of babies
than to wallow in self-righteousness like this!
One more serious charge must be brought
against these popular Sunday-school stories.
They are controversial, and, like most controversial
tales, they exhibit an abundance of
ignorance and a lack of charity that are
equally hurtful to a child. It is curious to
see women handle theology as if it were
knitting, and one no longer wonders at Ruskin’s
passionate protest against such temerity.
“Strange and miserably strange,” he cries,
“that while they are modest enough to doubt
their powers and pause at the threshold of
sciences, where every step is demonstrable and
sure, they will plunge headlong and without
one thought of incompetency into that science
at which the greatest men have trembled, and
in which the wisest have erred.” But then
Ruskin, as we all know, was equally impatient
of “converted children who teach their parents,
and converted convicts who teach honest
men,” and these two classes form valuable
ingredients in Sunday-school literature. The
theological arguments of the “Elsie” books
would be infinitely diverting if they were not
so infinitely acrimonious. One of them, however,
is such a masterpiece of feminine pleading
that its absurdity must win forgiveness
for its unkindness. A young girl, having
entered the church of Rome, is told with confidence
that her hierarchy is spoken of in the
seventeenth chapter of Revelations as “Babylon
the Great, the mother of harlots and
abominations of the earth.” “But how do
you know,” she asks, not unnaturally, “that
my church is meant by these lines?”
“‘Because,’ is the triumphant and unassailable
reply, ‘she and she alone answers to the
description.’”
This I consider the finest piece of reasoning
that even Sunday-school books have ever
yielded me. It is simply perfect; but there
are other passages equally objectionable, and
a little less amusing. In one of the stories,
Captain Raymond undertakes to convert a
Scotch female Mormon, which he does with
astonishing facility, a single conversation being
sufficient to bring her to a proper frame
of mind. His most powerful argument is that
Mormonism must be a false religion because
it so closely resembles Popery, which, he
tolerantly adds, “has been well called Satan’s
masterpiece.” The Scotch woman who, unlike
most of her race, is extremely vague in
her theology, hazards the assertion that Popery
“forbids men to marry,” while Mormonism
commands it.
“‘The difference in regard to that,’ said
Captain Raymond, ‘is not so great as may
appear at first sight. Both pander to men’s
lusts; both train children to forsake their
parents; both teach lying and murder, when
by such crimes they are expected to advance
the cause of their church.’”
“Alas for the rarity
Of Christian charity
Under the sun!”
I would the pious women who so wantonly
and wickedly assail the creeds in which their
fellow creatures find help and hope, would
learn at least to express themselves—especially
when their words are intended for little
children to read—with some approach to
decency and propriety.
“Gin I thocht Papistry a fause thing, which
I do,” says the sturdy, gentle Ettrick Shepherd,
“I wadna scruple to say sae, in sic
terms as were consistent wi’ gude manners,
and wi’ charity and humility of heart. But
I wad ca’ nae man a leear.” A simple lesson
in Christianity and forbearance which might
be advantageously studied to-day.
There is no reason why the literature of the
Sunday-school, since it represents an important
element in modern bookmaking, should
be uniformly and consistently bad. There is
no reason why all the children who figure in
its pages should be such impossible little
prigs; or why all parents should be either
incredibly foolish and worldly minded, or so
inflexibly serious that they never open their
lips without preaching. There is no reason
why people, because they are virtuous or repentant,
should converse in stilted and unnatural
language. A contrite burglar in one of
these edifying stories confesses poetically,
“My sins are more numerous than the hairs
of my head or the sands of the seashore,”—which
was probably true, but not precisely the
way in which the Bill Sykeses of real life are
wont to acknowledge the fact. In another
tale, an English one this time, a little girl
named Helen rashly asks her father for some
trifling information. He gives it with the
usual grandiloquence, and then adds, by way
of commendation: “Many children are so
foolish as to be ashamed to let those they converse
with discover that they do not comprehend
everything that is said to them, by which
means they often imbibe erroneous ideas, and
perhaps remain in ignorance on many essential
subjects, when, by questioning their friends,
they might easily have obtained correct and
useful knowledge.” If Helen ever ventured
on another query after that, she deserved her
fate.
Above all, there is no reason why books
intended for the pleasure as well as for the
profit of young children should be so melancholy
and dismal in their character. Nothing
is more unwholesome than dejection, nothing
more pernicious for any of us than to fix our
considerations stedfastly upon the seamy side
of life. Crippled lads, consumptive mothers,
angelic little girls with spinal complaint, infidel
fathers, lingering death-beds, famished
families, innocent convicts, persecuted schoolboys,
and friendless children wrongfully accused
of theft, have held their own mournfully
for many years. It is time we admitted, even
into religious fiction, some of the conscious
joys of a not altogether miserable world. I
had recently in my service a pretty little house-maid
barely nineteen years old, neat, capable,
and good-tempered, but so perpetually down-cast
that she threw a cloud over our unreasonably
cheerful household. I grew melancholy
watching her at work. One day, going into
the kitchen, I saw lying open on her chair a
book she had just been reading. It purported
to be the experience of a missionary in one of
our large cities, and was divided into nine separate
stories. These were their titles, copied
verbatim on the spot:—
The Infidel.
The Dying Banker.
The Drunkard’s Death.
The Miser’s Death.
The Hospital.
The Wanderer’s Death.
The Dying Shirt-Maker.
The Broken Heart.
The Destitute Poor.
What wonder that my little maid was sad
and solemn when she recreated herself with
such chronicles as these? What wonder that,
like the Scotchman’s famous dog, “life was
full o’ sairiousness” for her, when religion and
literature, the two things which should make
up the sum of our happiness, had conspired,
under the guise of Sunday-school fiction, to
destroy her gayety of heart?
THE FÊTE DE GAYANT.
As far as I have ever seen provincial
France, it appears to be perpetually en fête.
Religiously or patriotically, it is always celebrating
something; and it does so in a splendid
whole-hearted fashion, concentrating all
the energy of a town into a few days or a few
hours of ardent demonstration. Les fêtes
religieuses are without doubt the most charming
and picturesque; and the smaller the
place, the more curious and time-honored the
observances. It is wonderful, too, to note
the resources of even the poorest community.
Auray, with its few straggling streets, is little
better than a village; yet here, on the Fête
du Sacré Cœur, I saw a procession so beautiful
and so admirably organized that it would
have done credit to any city of France. Scores
of priests and hundreds of weather-beaten men
and women moved slowly through the narrow
lanes, or knelt before the rude altars that had
been erected at every turning. Not a house
in Auray that had not been hung with linen
sheets; not a rood of ground that was not
strewn with flowers and fresh green leaves.
Bands of little girls, dressed in blue and
white, surrounded the statue of the Madonna,
and the crimson banner of the Sacred Heart
was borne by tiny boys, with red sashes around
their waists and wreaths of red roses on their
curly heads, looking absurdly like Bonfigli’s
flower-crowned angels. One solemn child personated
the infant St. John. He wore a
scanty goatskin, and no more. A toy lamb,
white and woolly, was tucked under his arm,
and a slender cross grasped in his baby hand.
By his side walked an equally youthful Jeanne
d’Arc, attired in a blue spangled skirt and
a steel breastplate, with a helmet, a nodding
plume, a drawn sword, and a pair of gauzy
wings to indicate that approaching beatification
which is the ardent desire of every French
Catholic.
“Notre mère, la France, est de Jeanne la fille,”
and she is to be congratulated on so blithely
forgetting the unfilial nature of her conduct.
At every altar benediction was given to the
kneeling throng, and a regiment of boys beat
their drums and sounded their trumpets shrilly
to warn those who were too far away for sight
that the sacred moment had come. It seemed
incredible that so small a place could have
supplied so many people, until I remembered
what an American is wont to forget,—that in
Auray there were no two ways of thinking.
Spectators, affected or disaffected, there were
none. Everybody old enough and strong
enough to walk joined in the procession; just
as everybody at Lourdes joined in the great
procession of the Fête Dieu, when the hundreds
were multiplied to thousands, when the
mountain side at dusk seemed on fire with
myriads of twinkling tapers, and the pilgrim
chant, plaintive, monotonous, and unmusical,
was borne by the night winds far away over
the quiet valley of the Gave.
On these occasions I have been grateful to
the happy accident, or design, that made me
a participant in such scenes. But there have
been other days when provincial towns en fête
meant the acme of discomfort for wearied
travelers. It was no especial grievance, indeed,
that Compiègne should continue to celebrate
the 14th of July long after it had
merged into the 15th, by playing martial airs,
and firing off guns directly under my bedroom
window. I felt truly that I should have been
but little better off elsewhere; for there is not
a corner of France, nor a single French dependency,
that does not go mad annually with
delight because a rabble destroyed one of the
finest fortresses in Europe. But it did seem
hard that we should reach Amiens just when
the combined attractions of the races and a
fair had filled that quiet spot with tumult and
commotion. Amiens is not a town that takes
kindly to excitement. It is contemplative in
character, and boisterous gayety sits uneasily
upon its tranquil streets. Even the landlady
of our very comfortable hotel appeared to
recognize and deplore the incongruity of the
situation. Her house was full to overflowing;
her dining-room could not hold its famished
guests; yet, instead of rejoicing, she bewailed
the hungry crowds who had wrecked the harmony
of her well-ordered inn.
“If madame had only come two days ago,”
she protested, “madame would then have seen
Amiens at its best; and, moreover, she would
have been properly waited on. My servants
are trained, they are attentive, they are polite,
they would have taken care that madame had
everything she required. But now! What,
then, does madame think of this so sad disorder?”
Madame assured her she thought the servants
were doing all that could be required of
mortal men; and, indeed, these nimble creatures
fairly flew from guest to guest, and from
room to room. I never saw one of them even
lapse into a walk. I tried to describe to her
the behavior of domestics in our own land,
recalling to memory a sudden invasion of one
of the Yellowstone Park hotels by a band of
famished tourists,—their weary waiting, their
humble attitude, their meek appeals for food,
and the stolid indifference of the negro waiters
to their most urgent needs. But this imperious
little Frenchwoman merely held up her
hands in horror at such anarchical conduct.
A mob of communists engaged in demolishing
the cathedral of Amiens would have seemed
less terrible to her than a mob of servants refusing
to wait swiftly upon hungry travelers.
She was so serious in her anxiety for our comfort
that her mind appeared visibly relieved
when, on the second day, we decided that we
too were weary of noise and excitement, and
would move on that afternoon to Douai.
There, at least, we told ourselves, we should
find the drowsy quiet we desired. The image
of the dull old town—which we had never
seen—rose up alluringly before us. We
pictured even the station, tranquil and empty
like so many stations in rural France, with a
leisurely little engine sauntering in occasionally,
and a solitary porter roused from his nap,
and coming forward, surprised but smiling, to
handle our numerous bags. These pretty fancies
soothed our nerves and beguiled our idle idleness
until the three hours’ trip was over, and
Douai was reached at last. Douai! Yes;
but Douai in a state of apparent frenzy, with
a surging crowd whose uproar could be heard
above our engine’s shriek,—hundreds of
people rushing hither and thither, climbing
into cars, clamoring over friends, laughing,
shouting, blowing trumpets, and behaving
generally in a fashion which made Amiens
silent by comparison. For one moment we
stood stunned by the noise and confusion; and
then the horrid truth forced itself upon our
unwilling minds: Douai was en fête.
We made our way through the throng of
people into the square outside the station, and
took counsel briefly with one another. We
were tired, we were hungry, and it was growing
late; but should we ignore these melancholy
conditions, and push bravely on for
Lille? Lille, says Baedeker, has “two hundred
thousand inhabitants,” and cities of that
size have grown too big for play. We thought
of the discomforts which probably awaited us
at Douai in a meagre inn, crowded with noisy
bourgeois, and were turning resolutely back,
when suddenly there came the sound of drums
playing a gay and martial air, and in another
minute, surrounded by a clamorous mob, the
Sire de Gayant and his family moved slowly
into sight.
Thirty feet high was the Sire de Gayant,
and his nodding plumes overtopped the humble
roofs by which he passed. His steel
breastplate glittered in the evening sun; his
mighty mace looked like a May-pole; his countenance
was grave and stern. The human
pygmies by his side betrayed their insignificance
at every step. They ran backward and
forward, making all the foolish noises they
could. They rode on hobby-horses. They
played ridiculous antics. They were but children,
after all, gamboling irresponsibly at the
feet of their own Titanic toy. Behind the
Sire de Gayant came his wife, in brocaded
gown, with imposing farthingale and stomacher.
Pearls wreathed her hair and fell upon
her massive bosom. Earrings a handbreadth
in size hung from her ears, and a fan as big
as a fire-screen was held lightly by a silver
chain. Like Lady Corysande, “her approaching
mien was full of majesty;” yet she looked
affable and condescending, too, as befitted a
dame of parts and noble birth. Her children
manifested in their bearing more of pride and
less of dignity. There was even something
theatrical in the velvet cap and swinging cloak
of her only son; and Mademoiselle Gayant
held her head erect in conscious complacency,
while her long brown ringlets fluttered in the
breeze.
“Of course the village girls
Who envy me my curls,”
she seemed to murmur as she passed stiffly by.
Happily, however, there was still another
member of this ancient family, more popular
and more well beloved than all the rest,—Mademoiselle
Thérèse, “la petite Binbin,”
who for two hundred years has been the friend
and idol of every child in Douai. A sprightly
and attractive little girl was Mademoiselle
Thérèse, barely eight feet high, and wearing
a round cap and spotless pinafore. In her
hand she carried a paper windmill, that antique
Douai toy with which we see the angels
and the Holy Innocents amusing themselves
in Bellegambe’s beautiful old picture, the
Altar-piece of Anchin. She ran hither and
thither with uncertain footsteps, pausing now
and then to curtsy prettily to some admiring
friends in a doorway; and whenever the pressure
of the crowd stopped her progress, the
little children clamored to be held up in their
fathers’ arms to kiss her round, smooth
cheeks. One by one they were lifted in the
air, and one by one I saw them put their arms
around la Binbin’s neck, and embrace her so
heartily that I wondered how she kept herself
clean and uncrumpled amid these manifold
caresses. As she went by, the last of that
strange procession, we moved after her, without
another thought of Lille and its comfortable
hotels. Comfort, forsooth! Were we
not back in the fifteenth century, when comfort
had still to be invented? Was that not
the Song of Gayant which the drums were
beating so gayly? And who yet ever turned
their backs upon Douai when the famous Ranz
des Douaisiens was ringing triumphantly in
their ears?
For this little French town, smaller than
many a ten-year-old city in the West, has an
ancient and honorable past; and her martial
deeds have been written down on more than
one page of her country’s history. The Fête
de Gayant is old; so old that its origin has
been lost in an obscurity which a number of
industrious scholars have tried in vain to penetrate.
“Ce que c’est que Gayant? Ma foi, je n’en sais rien.
Ce que c’est que Gayant? Nul ne le sait en Flandre.”
The popular belief is that a knight of gigantic
size fought valorously in behalf of Douai
when the city, spent and crippled, made her
splendid defense against Louis XI., and that
his name is still preserved with gratitude by
the people whom he helped to save. Certain
it is that the fête dates from 1479, the year
that Louis was repulsed; and whether or not
a real Gayant ever stood upon the walls, there
is little doubt that the procession celebrates
that hard-won victory. But the Church has
not been backward in claiming the hero
for her own, and identifying him with St.
Maurand, the blessed patron of Douai. St.
Maurand, it is said, fought for the welfare
of his town as St. Iago fought for the glory of
Spain; and there is a charming legend to
show how keenly he watched over the people
who trusted to his care. In 1556, on the
night following the feast of the Epiphany,
Admiral Coligny planned to surprise the city,
which, ignorant of its danger, lay sleeping at
the mercy of its foe. But just as St. George,
St. Mark, and St. Nicholas aroused the old
fisherman, and went out into the storm to do
battle with demons for the safety of Venice,
so St. Maurand prepared to defeat the crafty
assailant of Douai. At midnight he appeared
by the bedside of the monk whose duty it was
to ring the great bells of St. Amé, and bade
him arise and call the brethren to matins.
The monk, failing to recognize the august
character of his visitor, protested drowsily
that it was too early, and that, after the fatigue
and lengthy devotions of the feast, it would
be but humanity to allow the monastery another
hour of slumber. St. Maurand, however,
insisted so sternly and so urgently that
the poor lay brother, seeing no other way to
rid himself of importunity, arose, stumbled
into the belfry, and laid his hands upon the
dangling ropes. But hardly had he given
them the first faint pull when, with a mighty
vibration, the bells swung to and fro as
though spirits were hurling them through the
air. So furiously were they tossed that the
brazen clangor of their tongues rang out into
the night with an intensity of menace that
awoke every man in Douai to a swift recognition
of his peril. Soldiers sprang to arms;
citizens swarmed out of their comfortable
homes; and while the bells still pealed forth
their terrible summons, those who were first
at the defenses saw for one instant the blessed
St. Maurand standing in shining armor on the
ramparts, guarding the city of his adoption as
St. Michael guards the hidden gates of paradise.
So the Church will have it that the knight
Gayant is no other than the holy son of Adalbald;
and as for Madame Gayant and her
family, who seem like a questionable encumbrance
upon saintship, it is clearly proved that
Gayant had neither wife nor child until 1665,
when the good people of Douai abruptly ended
his cheerful days of celibacy. Indeed, there
are historians so lost to all sense of honor and
propriety as to insist that this beloved Titan
owes his origin neither to Flemish heroism nor
to the guardianship of saints, but to the efforts
made by the Spanish conquerors of Douai to
establish popular pastimes resembling those of
Spain. According to these base-minded antiquarians,
Gayant was an invention of Charles
V., who added a variety of pageants to the
yearly procession with which the city celebrated
its victory over Louis XI.; and when
the Spaniards were finally driven from the
soil, the knight remained as a popular hero,
vaguely associated with earlier deeds of arms.
That he was an object of continual solicitude—and
expense—is proven by a number of
entries in the archives of Douai. In 1665,
seven florins were paid to the five men who
carried him through the streets, and twenty
pastars to the two boys who danced before him,
to say nothing of an additional outlay of six
florins for the white dancing-shoes provided
for them. Moreover, this being his wedding
year, two hundred and eighty-three florins—a
large sum for those days—were spent on
Madame Gayant’s gown, besides seventeen
florins for her wig, and over forty florins for
her jewels and other decorations. A wife is
ever a costly luxury, but when she chances to
be over twenty feet high, her trousseau becomes
a matter for serious consideration. In
1715, the price of labor having risen, and the
knight’s family having increased, it cost thirty-three
florins to carry them in procession,
Mademoiselle Thérèse, who was then too young
to walk, being drawn in a wagon, probably for
the first time. The repainting of faces, the
repairing of armor, the replacing of lost pearls
or broken fans, are all accounted for in these
careful annals; and it is through them, also,
that we learn how the Church occasionally
withdrew her favor from the Sire de Gayant,
and even went so far as to place him under a
ban. M. Guy de Sève, Bishop of Arras, in
1699, and M. Louis François Marc-Hilaire de
Conzié, Bishop of Arras in 1770, were both
of the opinion that the fête had grown too
secular, not to say licentious in its character,
and, in spite of clamorous discontent, the procession
was sternly prohibited. But French
towns are notably wedded to their idols. Douai
never ceased to love and venerate her gigantic
knight; and after a time, perhaps through the
good offices of St. Maurand, he overcame his
enemies, reëstablished his character with the
Church, and may be seen to-day, as we had
the happiness of seeing him, carried in triumph
through those ancient streets that welcomed
him four hundred years ago.
The Fête de Gayant is not a brief affair,
like Guy Fawkes day or the Fourth of July.
It lasts from the 8th of July until the 11th,
and is made the occasion of prolonged rejoicing
and festivity. In the public square, boys are
tilting like knights of old, or playing antiquated
games that have descended to them from their
forefathers. Greased poles hung with fluttering
prizes tempt the unwary; tiny donkeys,
harnessed and garlanded with flowers, are led
around by children; and a discreet woman in
spangled tights sits languidly on a trapeze,
waiting for the sous to be collected before beginning
her performance. From this post of
vantage she espies us standing on the outskirts
of the crowd, and sends her little son, a pretty
child, brave in gilt and tinsel, to beg from us.
As it chances, I have given all my sous to
earlier petitioners, and I open my collapsed
pocket book to show him how destitute I am.
With a swift corresponding gesture he turns
his little tin canister upside down, and shakes
it plaintively, proving that it is even emptier
than my purse. This appeal is irresistible.
In the dearth of coppers, a silver coin is found
for him, which his mother promptly acknowledges
by going conscientiously through the
whole of her slender répertoire. Meanwhile,
the child chatters fluently with us. He travels
all the time, he tells us, and has been to Italy
and Switzerland. His father can speak Italian
and a little English. He likes the English
people best of all,—a compliment to our
supposed nationality; they are the richest,
most generous, most charming and beautiful
ladies in the world. He says this, looking,
not at my companions, who in some sort merit
the eulogium, but straight at me, with a robust
guile that is startling in its directness. I have
given the franc. To me is due the praise.
Poor little lad! It must be a precarious and
slender income earned by that jaded mother,
even in time of fête; for provincial France,
though on pleasure bent, hath, like Mrs.
Gilpin, a very frugal mind. She does not
fling money about with British prodigality,
nor consume gallons of beer with German
thirst, nor sink her scanty savings in lottery
tickets with Italian fatuity. No, she drinks
her single glass of wine, or cider, or syrup
and water, and looks placidly at all that may
be seen for nothing, and experiences the joys
of temperance. She knows that her strength
lies in husbanding her resources, and that vast
are the powers of thrift.
Meanwhile, each day brings its allotted diversions.
Gayly decorated little boats are
sailing on the Scarpe, and fancying themselves
a regatta. Archers are contesting for prizes
in the Place St. Amé, where, hundreds of years
ago, their forefathers winged their heavy bolts.
A carrousel vélocipédique is to be followed by
a ball; carrier pigeons are being freed in the
Place Carnot; a big balloon is to ascend from
the esplanade; and excellent concerts are
played every afternoon in the pretty Jardin
des Plantes. It is hard to make choice among
so many attractions, especially as two days out
of the four the Sire de Gayant and his family
march through the streets, and draw us irresistibly
after them. But we see the archers, and
the pigeons, and the balloon, which takes three
hours to get ready, and three minutes to be
out of sight, carrying away in its car a grizzled
aeronaut, and an adventurous young woman
who embraces all her friends with dramatic
fervor, and unfurls the flag of France as she
ascends, to the unutterable admiration of the
crowd. We hear a concert, also, sitting comfortably
in the shade, and thinking how pleasant
it would be to have a glass of beer to help
the music along. But the natural affinity, the
close and enduring friendship between music
and beer which the Germans understand so
well, the French have yet to discover. They
are learning to drink this noble beverage—in
small doses—and to forgive it its Teutonic
flavor. I have seen half a dozen men sitting
in front of a restaurant at Lille or at Rouen,
each with a tiny glass of beer before him; but
I have never beheld it poured generously out
to the thunderous accompaniment of a band.
Even at Marseilles, where, faithful to destiny,
we encountered a musical fête so big and
grand that three hotels rejected us, and the
cabmen asked five francs an hour,—even
amid this tumult of sweet sounds, from which
there was no escaping, we failed ignominiously
when we sought to hearten ourselves to a
proper state of receptivity with beer.
At the Douai concerts no one dreamed of
drinking anything. The townspeople sat in
decorous little groups under the trees, talking
furtively when the loudness of the clarionets
permitted them, and reserving their enthusiastic
applause for the Chant de Gayant, with which,
as in honor bound, each entertainment came to
a close. Young girls, charmingly dressed, lingered
by their mothers’ sides, never even lifting
their dark eyes to note the fine self-appreciation
of the men who passed them. If they
spoke at all, it was in fluttering whispers to
one another; if they looked at anything, it was
at one another’s gowns. They are seldom
pretty, these sallow daughters of France; yet,
like Gautier’s Carmen, their ugliness has in it
a grain of salt from that ocean out of which
Venus rose. No girls in the whole wide world
lead duller lives than theirs. They have neither
the pleasures of a large town nor the
freedom of a little one. They may not walk
with young companions, even of their own sex.
They may not so much as to go church alone.
Novels, romances, poetry, plays, operas, all
things that could stimulate their imaginations
and lift them out of the monotonous routine of
life, are sternly prohibited. Perpetual espionage
forbids the healthy growth of character
and faculty, which demand some freedom and
solitude for development. The strict seclusion
of a convent school is exchanged for a
colorless routine of small duties and smaller
pleasures. And yet these young girls, bound
hand and foot by the narrowest conventionalities,
are neither foolish nor insipid. A dawning
intelligence, finer than humored precocity
can ever show, sits on each tranquil brow.
When they speak, it is with propriety and
grace. In the restrained alertness of their
brown eyes, in their air of simplicity and self-command,
in the instinctive elegance of their
dress, one may read, plainly written, the subtle
possibilities of the future. That offensive and
meaningless phrase, the woman problem, is
seldom heard in France, where all problems
solve themselves more readily than elsewhere.
Midway between the affectionate subservience
of German wives and daughters and the gay
arrogance of our own, with more self-reliance
than the English, and a clearer understanding
of their position than all the other three have
ever grasped, Frenchwomen find little need
to wrangle for privileges which they may
easily command. The resources of tact and
good taste are well-nigh infinite, and to them
is added a capacity for administration and
affairs which makes the French gentleman
respect his wife’s judgment, and places the
French shopkeeper at the mercy of his spouse.
In whatever walk of life these young provincial
girls are destined to tread, they will have
no afflicting doubts as to the limits of their
usefulness. They will probably never even
pause to ask themselves what men would do
without them, nor to point a lesson vaingloriously
from the curious fact that Douai gave
Gayant a wife.
CAKES AND ALE.
“The Muses smell of wine.”
It is with reasonable hesitation that I venture
upon a theme which no pleading words
of Horace can ever make acceptable to a
nineteenth-century conscience. The world at
present is full of people to whom drinking-songs
are inseparably associated with drinking
habits, and drinking habits with downright
drunkenness; and it would be hard to persuade
them that the sweet Muses have never
smiled upon the joyless bestiality which
wrecks the lives of men. Even in days long
past, when consciences had still to be developed,
and poets sang that wine was made to
scatter the cares of earth, the crowning grace
of self-control was always the prize of youth.
When little Aristion, her curls crowned with
roses, drained the contents of three golden
goblets before beginning her dance, she was
probably as careful to avoid unseemly intoxication
as is the college athlete of to-day training
for the gentle game of football; yet none
the less her image is abhorrent to our peculiar
morality, which can ill endure such irresponsible
gayety of heart. The perpetual intrusion
of ethics into art has begotten a haunting
anxiety lest perchance for one glad half-hour
we should forget that it is our duty to be
serious. I had this lesson forcibly impressed
upon me a few years ago when I wrote a harmless
essay upon war-songs, and a virtuous critic
reminded me, with tearful earnestness, that
while there was nothing really hurtful in such
poetry, it would be better far if I turned my
attention to the nobler contest which Lady
Somerset was then waging so valiantly against
intemperance.
Now, to the careless mind, it does not at
first sight appear that war-songs, considered
solely in their literary aspect, have any especial
connection with intemperance. I am not
even prepared to admit that drinking-songs
can be held responsible for drink. When
Englishmen began to cultivate habits of consistent
insobriety, they ceased to sing of wine.
The eighteenth century witnessed, not only
the steady increase of drunkenness in every
walk of life, but also its willful and ostentatious
defense. From the parson to the ploughman,
from the peer to the poacher, all classes
drank deeply, and with the comfortable consciousness
that they were playing manly parts.
It was one of the first lessons taught to youth,
and fathers encouraged their sons—vainly
sometimes, as in the case of Horace Walpole—to
empty as many bottles as their steady
hands could hold. “A young fellow had better
be thrice drunk in one day,” says honest
Sir Hildebrand to Frank Osbaldistone, “than
sneak sober to bed like a Presbyterian.” And
there is true paternal pride in the contrast the
squire draws between this strange, abstemious
relative from town and his own stalwart,
country-bred boys, “who would have been
all as great milksops as yourself, Nevey,”
he heartily declares, “if I had not nursed
them, as one may say, on the toast and
tankard.”
Nevertheless, it was not in the eighteenth
century, with its deep potations, and its nightly
collapses of squire and squireen under their
mahogany tables, that the gay English drinking-songs
were written. The eighteenth-century
drinker had no time and no breath to
waste in singing. Burns, indeed, a rare exception,
gave to Scotland those reckless verses
which Mr. Arnold found “insincere” and
“unsatisfactory,” and from which more austere
critics have shrunk in manifest disquiet.
Perhaps the reproach of insincerity is not
altogether undeserved. There are times when
Burns seems to exult over the moral discomfort
of his reader, and this is not the spirit
in which good love-songs, or good war-songs,
or good drinking-songs are written. Yet who
shall approach the humor of that transfigured
proverb which Solomon would not have recognized
for his own; or the honest exultation
of these two lines:—
“O Whiskey! soul o’ plays an’ pranks!
Accept a bardie’s gratefu’ thanks!”
or, best of all, the genial gayety of “Willie
Brew’d a Peck o’ Maut,”—sovereign, says
Mr. Saintsbury, of the poet’s Bacchanalian
verse?—
“O, Willie brew’d a peck o’ maut,
And Rob and Allan came to pree;
Three blither hearts, that lee-lang night,
Ye wadna find in Christendie.”
Here at last is the true ring, without bravado,
without conceit, without bestiality,—only the
splendid high spirits, the foolish, unhesitating
happiness of youth:—
“It is the moon, I ken her horn,
That’s blinkin’ in the lift sae hie;
She shines sae bright to wyle us hame,
But, by my sooth, she’ll wait a wee!”
When Burns sings in this strain, even those
who wear the blue ribbon may pause and
listen kindly, remembering, if they like, before
leaving the world of “Scotch wit, Scotch
religion, and Scotch drink,” so repellent to
Mr. Arnold’s pitiless good taste, how another
jovial north-countryman has defined for them
the inestimable virtue of temperance. “Nae
man shall ever stop a nicht in my house,” says
the Ettrick Shepherd, “without partakin’ o’
the best that’s in it, be ’t meat or drink; and
if the coof canna drink three or four tummlers
or jugs o’ toddy, he has nae business in the
Forest. Now, sir, I ca’ that no an abstemious
life,—for why should any man be abstemious?—but
I ca’ ’t a temperate life, and o’ a’ the
virtues, there’s nane mair friendly to man than
Temperance.”
Friendly indeed! Why, viewed in this
genial light, she is good-fellowship itself, and
hardly to be distinguished from the smiling
nymph whom Horace saw in the greenwood,
learning attentively the strains dictated to her
by the vine-crowned god of wine.
The best of the English drinking-songs were
written by the dramatists of the seventeenth
century, men who trolled out their vigorous
sentiments, linked sweetly together in flowing
verse, without the smallest thought or fear of
shocking anybody. Frankly indecorous, they
invite the whole wide world to drink with
them, to empty the brimming tankard passed
from hand to hand, and to reel home through
the frosty streets, where the watchman grins
at their unsteady steps, and quiet sleepers,
awakened from dull dreams, echo with drowsy
sympathy the last swelling cadence of their
uproarious song. Where there is no public
sentiment to defy, even Bacchanalian rioters
and Bacchanalian verses cease to be defiant.
What admirable good temper and sincerity in
Fletcher’s generous importunity!
“Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow,
You shall perhaps not do it to-morrow:
Best, while you have it, use your breath;
There is no drinking after death.
“Then let us swill, boys, for our health,
Who drinks well, loves the commonwealth.
And he that will to bed go sober
Falls with the leaf still in October.”
Upon this song successive changes have been
rung, until now its variations are bewildering,
and to it we owe the ever popular and utterly
indefensible glee roared out for generations
by many a lusty tavern chorus:—
“He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober,
Falls as the leaves do, and dies in October;
But he who goes to bed, and goes to bed mellow,
Lives as he ought to do, and dies an honest fellow.”
The most affectionate solicitude is continually
manifested by seventeenth-century poets
lest perchance unthinking mortals should neglect
or overlook their opportunities of drinking,
and so forfeit their full share of pleasure in
a pleasant world.
“Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,”
is as much the motto of the drinker as of the
lover, and the mutability of life forever warns
him against wasting its flying moments in unprofitable
soberness.
“Not long youth lasteth,
And old age hasteth.
“All things invite us
Now to delight us,”
is the Elizabethan rendering of Father William’s
counsel; and the hospitable ghost in
Fletcher’s “Lovers’ Progress,” who, being
dead, must know whereof he speaks, conjures
his guests to
“Drink apace, while breath you have,
You’ll find but cold drink in the grave.”
Apart from life’s brevity and inconstancy,
there is always the incentive of patriotism and
national pride summoning the reveler to deep
and ever deeper potations. It is thus he
proves himself a true son of the soil, a loyal
and law-abiding Englishman.
“We’ll drink off our liquor while we can stand,
And hey for the honour of Old England!”
sang the Devonshire harvesters two hundred
years ago, connecting in some beery fashion
the glory of their native isle with the gallons
of home-brewed ale they consumed so cheerfully
in her name; and the same sentiment is
more intelligibly embodied in that graceless
song of Shadwell’s which establishes conclusively
the duty of an honest citizen and taxpayer:—
“The king’s most faithful subjects, we
In service are not dull,
We drink to show our loyalty,
And make his coffers full.
Would all his subjects drink like us,
We’d make him richer far,
More powerful and more prosperous
Than Eastern monarchs are.”
It may be noted, by way of illustration, that
Dryden, in his “Vindication of the Duke of
Guise,” remarks somewhat vindictively that
the only service Shadwell could render the
king was to increase his revenue by drinking.
Finally, in England, as in Greece and
Rome, black care sat heavily by the hearths
of men; and English singers, following the
examples of Horace and Anacreon, called
upon wine to drown the unwelcome guest.
“Fortune’s a jade!” they cried with Beaumont’s
Yeoman, but courage and strong drink
will bid the hussy stand. Davenant echoed
the sentiment defiantly in his mad round,
“Come, boys! a health, a health, a double health,
To those who ’scape from care by shunning wealth;”
and Ford gave the fullest expression to the
gay laws of Sans Souci in his drinking-song
in “The Sun’s Darling:”—
“Cast away care; he that loves sorrow
Lengthens not a day, nor can buy to-morrow;
Money is trash, and he that will spend it,
Let him drink merrily, Fortune will send it.
“Pots fly about, give us more liquor,
Brothers of a rout, our brains will flow quicker;
Empty the cask; score up, we care not;
Fill all the pots again; drink on, and spare not.”
To pause in the generous swing of verses
like these, and call to mind Mrs. Jameson’s
refined and chilling verdict, “It is difficult
to sympathize with English drinking-songs,”
is like stepping from the sunshine of life into
the shaded drawing-room of genteel society.
Difficult to sympathize! Why, we may drink
nothing stronger than tea and Apollinaris
water all our lives; yet none the less the mad
music of Elizabethan song will dance merrily
in our hearts, and give even to us our brief
hour of illogical, unreasonable happiness.
What had the author of “The Diary of an
Ennuyée” to do with that robust age when
ennui had still to be invented? What was
she to think of the indecorous Bacchanalian
catches of Lyly and Middleton, or of the uncompromising
vulgarity of that famous song
from “Gammer Gurton’s Needle,” or of the
unseemly jollity of Cleveland’s tavern-bred,
tavern-sung verse?
“Come hither, Apollo’s bouncing girl,
And in a whole Hippocrene of Sherry,
Let’s drink a round till our brains do whirl,
Tuning our pipes to make ourselves merry;
A Cambridge lass, Venus-like, born of the froth
Of an old half-filled jug of barley-broth,
She, she is my mistress, her suitors are many,
But she’ll have a square-cap if e’er she have any.”
Yet after discarding these ribald songs, with
which refined femininity is not presumed to
sympathize, there still remain such charming
verses as Ben Jonson’s
“Swell me a bowl with lusty wine,
Till I may see the plump Lyæus swim
Above the brim.
I drink as I would write,
In flowing measure, filled with flame and sprite.”
Or, if this be too scholarly and artificial, there
are the far more beautiful lines of Beaumont
and Fletcher:—
“God Lysæus, ever young,
Ever honoured, ever sung,
Stained with blood of lusty grapes;
In a thousand antic shapes
Dance upon the maze’s brim,
In the crimson liquor swim;
From thy plenteous hand divine
Let a river run with wine;
God of youth, let this day here
Enter neither care nor fear.”
Or we may follow where Shakespeare leads,
and sing unhesitatingly with him:—
“Come, thou monarch of the vine,
Plumpy Bacchus with pink eyne!
In thy vats our cares be drowned,
With thy grapes our hairs be crowned,
Cup us, till the world go round—
Cup us, till the world go round.”
There is only one drinking-song—a seventeenth-century
drinking-song, too—with
which I find it difficult to sympathize, and
that is the well-known and often-quoted verse
of Cowley’s, beginning,—
“The thirsty earth drinks up the rain,
And thirsts and gapes for drink again.”
Its strained and borrowed conceits which have
lost all charm in the borrowing, are not in accordance
with anything so natural and simple
as conviviality. Men may give a thousand
foolish reasons for loving, and feel their folly
still unjustified; but drinking needs no such
steel-forged chain of arguments. Moreover
Cowley’s last lines,—
“Fill all the glasses up, for why
Should every creature drink but I?
Why, man of morals, tell me why?”
give to the poem an air of protest which
destroys it. The true drinking-song does not
concern itself in the least with the “man of
morals,” nor with his verdict. And precisely
because it is innocent of any conscious offense
against morality, because it has not considered
the moral aspect of the case at all, it makes
its gay and graceless appeal to hearts wearied
with the perpetual consideration of social
reforms and personal responsibility. “Be
merry, friends!” it says in John Heywood’s
homely phrase,—
“Mirth salveth sorrows most soundly:”
and this “short, sweet text” is worth a solid
sermon in days when downright merriment is
somewhat out of favor.
The poet who of all others seems least aware
that life has burdens, not only to be carried
when sent, but to be rigorously sought for
when withheld, is Robert Herrick. He is the
true singer of Cakes and Ale, or rather of
Curds and Cream; for in that pleasant
Devonshire vicarage, where no faint echo of
London streets or London taverns rouses him
from rural felicity, his heart turns easily to
country feasts and pastimes. It is true he rejoices
mightily in
“wassails fine,
Not made of ale, but spiced wine,”
yet even these innocent carousals are of Arcadian
simplicity. He loves, too, the fare
of Devon farmers,—the clotted cream, the
yellow butter, honey, and baked pears, and
fresh-laid eggs. He loves the Twelfth-Night
cake, with “joy-sops,”—alluring word,—the
“wassail-bowl” of Christmas, the “Whitsun
ale,” the almond paste sacred to wedding-rites,
the “bucksome meat and capring wine” that
crown the New Year’s board, and, above all,
the plenteous bounty of the Harvest Home.
In his easy, unvexed fashion, he is solicitous
that we, his readers, should learn, not “to
labor and to wait,” but to be idle and to enjoy,
while idleness and joy still gild the passing
day.
“Then while time serves, and we are but decaying,
Come, my Corinna, come, let’s goe a Maying,”
is the gay doctrine preached by this unclerical
clergyman. Even when he remembers perforce
that he is a clergyman, and turns his
heart to prayer, this is the thanksgiving that
rises sweetly to his lips:—
“’Tis Thou that crown’st my glittering hearth
With guiltless mirth,
And giv’st me wassail-bowls to drink,
Spiced to the brink.”
Had the patronage of the Church never been
extended to Herrick, and had he lived on in
London, the friend of Jonson, and Selden,
and Fletcher, and kind, witty Bishop Corbet,
we should have lost the most charming pastoral
vignettes ever flung like scattered May-blossoms
into literature; but we should have
gained drinking-songs such as the world has
never known,—songs whose reckless music
would lure us even now from our watchful
propriety as easily as great Bacchus lured that
wise beast Cerberus, who gave his doggish
heart and wagged his doggish tail, gentle and
innocent as a milk-fed puppy, when he saw the
god of wine.
The close of the seventeenth century witnessed
a revolution in English poetry, and the
great “coming event” of Queen Anne’s Augustan
age threw its shadow far before it,—a
shadow of reticence and impersonality. People
drank more and more, but they said less
and less about it. Even in the reign of
Charles II., though convivial songs were written
by the score, they had lost the ring of
earlier days; and we need only read a few of
the much-admired verses of Tom D’Urfey to
be convinced that periods of dissolute living
do not necessarily give birth to sincere and
reckless song. In the following century, sincerity
and recklessness were equally out of
date. Now and then a cheerful outburst, like
the drinking-song from Congreve’s “Way of
the World,” illumines our arid path, and
shows the source whence Thackeray drew his
inspiration for those delightful verses in “Rebecca
and Rowena” concerning the relative
pleasures of Pope and Sultan. Later on,
Sheridan gave us his glee in “The Duenna,”
and his ever popular toast in “The School for
Scandal,” which is not properly a drinking-song
at all. Then there came a time when the
spurious conviviality of Barry Cornwall passed
for something fine and genuine, and when
Thomas Haynes Bayly “gave to minstrelsy
the attributes of intellect, and reclaimed even
festive song from vulgarity.” And at precisely
this period, when a vapid elegance pervaded
the ditties warbled forth in refined
drawing-rooms, and when Moore alone, of all
the popular song-writers, held the secret of
true music in his heart, Thomas Love Peacock
wrote for respectable and sentimental
England five of the very best drinking-songs
ever given to an ungrateful world. No thought
of possible disapprobation vexed his soul’s
serenity. He lived in the nineteenth century,
as completely uncontaminated by nineteenth-century
ideals as though Robinson Crusoe’s
desert island had been his resting-place. The
shafts of his good-tempered ridicule were
leveled at all that his countrymen were striving
to prove sacred and beneficial. His easy
laugh rang out just when everybody was most
strenuous in the cause of progress. His wit
was admirably calculated to make people uncomfortable
and dissatisfied. And in addition
to these disastrous qualities, he apparently
thought it natural and reasonable and right
that English gentlemen—sensible, educated,
married English gentlemen—should sit
around their dinner-tables until the midnight
hour, drinking wine and singing songs with
boyish and scandalous joviality.
The songs he offered for these barbarian
entertainments are perfect in character and
form. Harmless mirth, a spirit of generous
good-fellowship, a clean and manly heart disarm,
or should disarm, all moral judgment,
while the grace and vigor of every line leave
the critic powerless to complain. “Hail to the
Headlong,” and “A Heel-tap! a Heel-tap!”
are the poet’s earliest tributes at the shrine
of Bacchus. He gained a fuller insight and
an ampler charity before he laid down his pen.
His three best poems, which cannot possibly
be omitted from such a paper as this, show
how time mellowed him, as it mellows wine.
We mark the ripening power, the surer touch,
the kinder outlook on a troubled world.
Peacock was but twenty-nine when he wrote
“Headlong Hall.” He was thirty-two when
“Melincourt” was given to the world, and in
it his inimitable “Ghosts:”—
“In life three ghostly friars were we,
And now three friendly ghosts we be.
Around our shadowy table placed,
The spectral bowl before us floats:
With wine that none but ghosts can taste
We wash our unsubstantial throats.
Three merry ghosts—three merry ghosts—three merry ghosts are we:
Let the ocean be port, and we’ll think it good sport
To be laid in that Red Sea.
“With songs that jovial spectres chant,
Our old refectory still we haunt.
The traveler hears our midnight mirth:
‘O list,’ he cries, ‘the haunted choir!
The merriest ghost that walks the earth
Is now the ghost of a ghostly friar.’
Three merry ghosts—three merry ghosts—three merry ghosts are we:
Let the ocean be port, and we’ll think it good sport
To be laid in that Red Sea.”
The next year, in “Nightmare Abbey,” appeared
the best known and the most admirable
of all his glees, a song which holds its own
even in an alien world, which is an admitted
favorite with singing societies, and which we
have all of us heard from time to time chanted
decorously by a row of sedate and serious gentlemen
in correct evening dress:—
“Seamen three! what men be ye?
Gotham’s three wise men we be.
Whither in your bowl so free?
To rake the moon from out the sea.
The bowl goes trim, the moon doth shine,
And our ballast is old wine;
And your ballast is old wine.
“Who art thou so fast adrift?
I am he they call Old Care.
Here on board we will thee lift.
No: I may not enter there.
Wherefore so? ’Tis Jove’s decree
In a bowl Care may not be;
In a bowl Care may not be.
“Fear ye not the waves that roll?
No: in charmèd bowl we swim.
What the charm that floats the bowl?
Water may not pass the brim.
The bowl goes trim, the moon doth shine,
And our ballast is old wine;
And your ballast is old wine.”
Last, but by no means least, in “Crotchet
Castle,” we have a drinking-song at once the
kindest and the most scandalous that the poet
ever wrote,—a song which is the final, definite,
unrepentant expression of heterodoxy:—
“If I drink water while this doth last,
May I never again drink wine;
For how can a man, in his life of a span,
Do anything better than dine?
We’ll dine and drink, and say if we think
That anything better can be;
And when we have dined, wish all mankind
May dine as well as we.
“And though a good wish will fill no dish,
And brim no cup with sack,
Yet thoughts will spring as the glasses ring
To illumine our studious track.
O’er the brilliant dreams of our hopeful schemes
The light of the flask shall shine;
And we’ll sit till day, but we’ll find the way
To drench the world with wine.”
With Peacock the history of English drinking-songs
is practically closed, and it does not
seem likely to be reopened in the immediate
future. Any approach to the forbidden theme
is met by an opposition too strenuous and universal
to be lightly set aside. We may not
love nor value books more than did our great-grandfathers,
but we have grown to curiously
overrate their moral influence, to fancy that
the passions of men and women are freed or
restrained by snatches of song, or the bits
of conversation they read in novels. Accordingly,
a rigorous censorship is maintained
over the ethics of literature, with the rather
melancholy result that we hear of little else.
Trivialities have ceased to be trivial in a day
of microscopic research, and there is no longer
anything not worth consideration. We all
remember what happened when Lord Tennyson
wrote his “Hands all Round:”—
“First pledge our Queen, this solemn night,
Then drink to England, every guest.”
It is by no means a ribald or rollicking song.
On the contrary, there is something dutiful,
as well as justifiable, in the serious injunction
of its chorus:—
“Hands all round!
God the traitor’s hope confound!
To this great cause of Freedom, drink, my friends,
And the great name of England, round and round.”
Yet such was the scandal given to the advocates
of temperance by this patriotic poem,
and so lamentable were the reproaches which
ensued, that the “Saturday Review,” playing
for once the unwonted part of peacemaker,
“soothed and sustained the agitated frame”
of British sensitiveness by reminding her that
the laureate had given no hint as to what
liquor should be drunk in the cause of freedom,
and that he probably had it in his mind
to toast
“the great name of England, round and round,”
in milk or mineral waters. The more recent
experience of Mr. Rudyard Kipling suggests
forcibly the lesson taught our “Autocrat of
the Breakfast-Table,” when he sent his little
poem to a “festive and convivial” celebration,
and had it returned with “some slight
changes” to suit the sentiments of the committee:—
“In cellar, in pantry, in attic, in hall,
Down, down with the tyrant that masters us all!”
Hood, a good-tempered mocker always, took
note of the popular prejudice in his hospitable
lines by a “Member of a Temperance Society:”—
“Come, pass round the pail, boys, and give it no quarter,
Drink deep, and drink oft, and replenish your jugs.”
And Longfellow, with his usual directness,
went straight to the hearts of his readers
when, in simple seriousness, he filled his
antique pitcher, and sang his “Drinking
Song” in praise of water.
“Come, old friend, sit down and listen!
As it passes thus between us,
How its wavelets laugh and glisten
In the head of old Silenus!”
This was the verse which New England,
and Mother England too, stood ready to applaud.
Every era has its cherished virtues,
and when the order changes, the wise do well
to change with it as speedily as they can.
Once there was a jolly old playwright named
Cratinus, who died of a broken heart on seeing
some Lacedæmonian soldiers fracture a
cask of wine, and let it run to waste. He is
mentioned kindly by ancient writers, but Peacock
is the last man to fling him a word of
sympathy. Once there was a time when
Chaucer received from England’s king the
grant of a pitcher of wine daily in the port of
London. What poet or public servant now
has, or hopes to have, such mark of royal
favor? Once Charles I. gave to Ben Jonson,
as poet laureate, one hundred pounds a year,
and a tierce of Spanish Canary. No such generous
drink comes now from Queen Victoria
to lend sparkle and vivacity to Mr. Austin’s
verse. Once Dr. Johnson, “the real primate,
the soul’s teacher of all England,” says Carlyle,
declared roundly and without shocking
anybody, “Brandy, sir, is the drink for
heroes.” It is not thus that primates and
teachers of any land now hearten their wavering
disciples. Once the generous publishers
of “Marmion” sent Scott a hogshead of fine
claret to mark their appreciation of his verse.
It is not in this graceful fashion that authors
now receive their tokens of good will. The
jovial past is dead, quite dead, we keep repeating
sternly; yet its merry ghost smiles at us
broadly, in no way abashed by our frowns and
disapprobation. A friendly ghost it is, haunting
the secret chambers of our hearts with
laughter instead of groans, and echoes of old
songs in place of clanking chains,—a companionable
ghost, with brave tales to tell, and
jests to ease our pain, a word of wisdom when
we have wit to listen, a word of comfort when
we have time to heed.
“Troll the bowl, the nut-brown bowl,
And here, kind mate, to thee!
Let’s sing a dirge for Saint Hugh’s soul.
And drown it merrily.”
OLD WINE AND NEW.
Readers of “Old Mortality” will perhaps
remember that when Graham of Claverhouse
escorts Henry Morton as a prisoner to Edinburgh,
he asks that estimable and unfortunate
young non-conformist if he has ever read
Froissart. Morton, who was probably the last
man in Scotland to derive any gratification
from the Chronicles, answers that he has
not. “I have half a mind to contrive you
should have six months’ imprisonment,” says
the undaunted Claverhouse, “in order to procure
you that pleasure. His chapters inspire
me with more enthusiasm than even poetry
itself. And the noble canon, with what true
chivalrous feeling he confines his beautiful
expressions of sorrow to the death of the gallant
and high-bred knight, of whom it was
a pity to see the fall, such was his loyalty to
his king, pure faith to his religion, hardihood
towards his enemy, and fidelity to his lady-love!
Ah, benedicite! how he will mourn
over the fall of such a pearl of knighthood, be
it on the side he happens to favor or on the
other! But truly, for sweeping from the face
of the earth some few hundreds of villain
churls, who are born but to plough it, the
high-born and inquisitive historian has marvelous
little sympathy.”
I should like, out of my affection for the
Chronicles, to feel that Sir Walter overstated
the case when he put these cheerful
words into the mouth of Dundee; but it is
vain to deny that Froissart, living in a darkened
age, was as indifferent to the fate of the
rank and file as if he had been a great nineteenth-century
general. To be sure, the rank
and file were then counted by the hundreds
rather than by the thousands, and it took
years of continuous warfare to kill as many
soldiers as perished in one of our modern
battles. Moreover, the illuminating truth that
Jack is as good as his master—by help of
which we all live now in such striking brotherhood
and amity—had not then dawned upon
a proud and prejudiced world. Fighting was
the grand business of life, and that Jack did
not fight as well as his master was a fact
equally apparent to those who made history
and to those who wrote it. If the English
archers, the French men-at-arms, and the
Breton lances could be trusted to stand the
shock of battle, the “lusty varlets,” who
formed the bulk of every army, were sure
to run away; and the “commonalty” were
always ready to open their gates and deliver
up their towns to every fresh new-comer.
When Philip of Navarre was entreated to visit
Paris, then in a state of tumult and rebellion,
and was assured that the merchants and the
mob held him in equal affection, he resolutely
declined their importunities, concluding that
to put his faith in princes was, on the whole,
less dangerous than to confide it in the people.
“In commonalities,” observed this astute veteran,
“there is neither dependence nor union,
save in the destruction of all things good.”
“What can a base-born man know of honor?”
asks Froissart coldly. “His sole wish is to
enrich himself. He is like the otter, which,
entering a pond, devours all the fish therein.”
Now, if history, as Professor Seeley teaches
us, should begin with a maxim and end with
a moral, here are maxims and morals in abundance,
albeit they may have lost their flavor
for an altruistic age. For no one of the sister
Muses has lent herself so unreservedly to the
demands of an exacting generation as Clio,
who, shorn of her splendor, sits spectacled
before a dusty table strewn with Acts of Parliament
and Acts of Congress, and forgets the
glories of the past in the absorbing study of
constitutions. She traces painfully the successive
steps by which the sovereign power
has passed from the king to the nobles, from
the nobles to the nation, and from the nation
to the mob, and asks herself interesting but
fruitless questions as to what is coming next.
She has been divorced from literature,—“mere
literature,” as Professor Seeley contemptuously
phrases it,—and wedded to
science, that grim but amorous lord whose
harem is tolerably full already, but who lusts
perpetually for another bride. If, like Briseis,
she looks backward wistfully, she is at once
reminded that it is no part of her present
duty to furnish recreation to grateful and
happy readers, but that her business lies in
drawing conclusions from facts already established,
and providing a saddened world with
wise speculations on political science, based
upon historic certainties. Her safest lessons,
Professor Seeley tells her warningly, are conveyed
in “Blue Books and other statistics,”
with which, indeed, no living man can hope
to recreate himself; and her essential outgrowths
are “political philosophy, the comparative
study of legal institutions, political
economy, and international law,” a witches’
brew with which few living men would care
to meddle. It is even part of his severe discipline
to strip her of the fair words and glittering
sentences with which her suitors have
sought for centuries to enhance her charms,
and “for the beauty of drapery to substitute
the beauty of the nude figure.” Poor shivering
Muse, with whom Shakespeare once dallied,
and of whom great Homer sang! Never
again shall she be permitted to inspire the
genius that enthralls the world. Never again
shall “mere literature” carry her name and
fame into the remotest corners of the globe.
She who once told us in sonorous sentences
“how great projects were executed, great advantages
gained, and great calamities averted,”
is now sent into studious retirement, denied
the adornments of style, forbidden the companionship
of heroes, and requested to occupy
herself industriously with Blue Books and
the growth of constitutions. I know nothing
more significant than Professor Seeley’s warning
to modern historians not to resemble Tacitus,—of
which there seems but little danger,—unless,
indeed, it be the complacency with
which a patriotic and very popular American
critic congratulates himself and us on the
felicity of having plenty of young poets of
our own, who do not in the least resemble
Wordsworth, or Shelley, or Keats.
Yet when we take from history all that
gives it color, vivacity, and charm, we lose
perchance more than our mere enjoyment,—though
that be a heavy forfeiture,—more
than the pleasant hours spent in the storied
past. Even so stern a master as Mr. Lecky
is fain to admit that these obsolete narratives,
which once called themselves histories, “gave
insight into human character, breathed noble
sentiments, rewarded and stimulated noble actions,
and kindled high patriotic feeling by
their strong appeals to the imagination.”
This was no unfruitful labor, and until we
remember that man does not live by parliamentary
rule nor by accuracy of information,
but by the power of his own emotions and the
strength of his own self-control, we can be
readily mistaken as to the true value of his
lessons. “A nation with whom sentiment is
nothing,” observes Mr. Froude, “is on its
way to become no nation at all;” and it has
been well said that Nelson’s signal to his fleet
at Trafalgar, that last pregnant and simple
message sent in the face of death, has had
as much practical effect upon the hearts and
the actions of Englishmen in every quarter
of the globe, in every circumstance of danger
and adventure, as seven eighths of the Acts
of Parliament that decorate the statute-book.
Yet Dr. Bright, in a volume of more than
fourteen hundred pages, can find no room for
an incident which has become a living force in
history. He takes pains to omit, in his lukewarm
account of the battle, the one thing that
was best worth the telling.
It has become a matter of such pride with
a certain school of modern historians to be
gray and neutral, accurate in petty details,
indifferent to great men, cautious in praise or
blame, and as lifeless as mathematicians, that
a gleam of color or a flash of fire is apt to
be regarded with suspicion. Yet color is not
necessarily misleading; and that keen, warm
grasp of a subject which gives us atmosphere
as well as facts, interest as well as information,
comes nearer to the veiled truth than a catalogue
of correct dates and chillingly narrated
incidents. It is easy for Mr. Gardiner to
denounce Clarendon’s “well-known carelessness
about details whenever he has a good
story to tell;” but what has the later historian
ever said to us that will dwell in our hearts,
and keep alive our infatuations and our antipathies,
as do some of these condemned tales?
Nay, even Mr. Gardiner’s superhuman coldness
in narrating such an event as the tragic
death of Montrose has not saved him from
at least one inaccuracy. “Montrose, in his
scarlet cassock, was hanged at the Grassmarket,”
he says, with frigid terseness. But
Montrose, as it chances, was hanged at the
city cross in the High Street, midway between
the Tolbooth and the Tron Church. Even
the careless and highly colored Clarendon
knew this, though Sir Walter Scott, it must
be admitted, did not; but, after all, the exact
point in Edinburgh where Montrose was
hanged is of no vital importance to anybody.
What is important is that we should feel the
conflicting passions of that stormy time, that
we should regard them with equal sanity and
sympathy, and that the death of Montrose
should have for us more significance than it
appears to have for Mr. Gardiner. Better
Froissart’s courtly lamentations over the death
of every gallant knight than this studied indifference
to the sombre stories which history
has inscribed for us on her scroll.
For the old French chronicler would have
agreed cordially with Landor: “We might
as well, in a drama, place the actors behind
the scenes, and listen to the dialogue there,
as, in a history, push back valiant men.”
Froissart is enamored of valor wherever he
finds it; and he shares Carlyle’s reverence
not only for events, but for the controlling
forces which have moulded them. “The history
of mankind,” says Carlyle, about whose
opinions there is seldom any room for doubt,
“is the history of its great men;” and Froissart,
whose knowledge is of that narrow and
intimate kind which comes from personal association,
finds everything worth narrating
that can serve to illustrate the brilliant pageant
of life. Nor are his methods altogether unlike
Carlyle’s. He is a sturdy hero-worshiper,
who yet never spares his heroes, believing that
when all is set down truthfully and without
excuses, those strong and vivid qualities which
make a man a leader among men will of themselves
claim our homage and admiration.
What Cromwell is to Carlyle, what William
of Orange is to Macaulay, what Henry VIII.
is to Froude, Gaston Phœbus, Count de Foix,
is to Froissart. But not for one moment does
he assume the tactics of either Macaulay or of
Froude, coloring with careful art that which
is dubious, and softening or concealing that
which is irredeemably bad. Just as Carlyle
paints for us Cromwell,—warts and all,—telling
us in plain words his least amiable and
estimable traits, and intimating that he loves
him none the less for these most human qualities,
so Froissart tells us unreservedly all that
has come to his knowledge concerning the
Count de Foix. Thus it appears that this
paragon of knighthood virtually banished his
wife, kept his cousin, the Viscount de Châteaubon,
a close captive until he paid forty thousand
francs ransom, imprisoned his only son
on a baseless suspicion of treason, and actually
slew the poor boy by his violence, though
without intention, and to his own infinite
sorrow and remorse. Worse than all this,
he beguiled with friendly messages his cousin,
Sir Peter Arnaut de Béarn, the commander
and governor of Lourdes, to come to his castle
of Orthès, and then, under his own roof-tree,
stabbed his guest five times, and left him to
die miserably of his wounds in a dungeon,
because Sir Peter refused to betray the trust
confided to him, and deliver up to France
the strong fortress of Lourdes, which he held
valiantly for the king of England.
Now, Froissart speaks his mind very plainly
concerning this base deed, softening no detail,
and offering no word of extenuation or
acquittal; but none the less the Count de
Foix is to him the embodiment of knightly
courtesy and valor, and he describes with
ardor every personal characteristic, every trait,
and every charm that wins both love and reverence.
“Although I have seen many kings
and princes, knights and others,” he writes,
“I have never beheld any so handsome,
whether in limbs and shape or in countenance,
which was fair and ruddy, with gray, amorous
eyes that gave delight whenever he chose to
express affection. He was so perfectly formed
that no one could praise him too much. He
loved earnestly the things he ought to love,
and hated those which it was becoming him to
hate. He was a prudent knight, full of enterprise
and wisdom. He had never any men
of abandoned character about him, reigned
wisely, and was constant in his devotions. To
speak briefly and to the point, the Count de
Foix was perfect in person and in mind; and
no contemporary prince could be compared
with him for sense, honor, or liberality.”
In good truth, this despotic nobleman illustrated
admirably the familiar text, “When a
strong man armed keepeth his court, those
things which he possesseth are in peace.” If
he ruled his vassals severely and taxed them
heavily, he protected them from all outside
interference or injury. None might despoil
their homes, nor pass the boundaries of Béarn
and Foix, without paying honestly for all that
was required. At a time when invading armies
and the far more terrible “free companies”
pillaged the country, until the fair fields of
France lay like a barren land, the Count de
Foix suffered neither English nor French,
Gascon nor Breton, to set foot within his territories,
until assurance had been given that
his people should suffer no harm. He lived
splendidly, and gave away large sums of money
wherever he had reason to believe that his
interests or his prestige would be strengthened
by such generosity; but no parasite, male or
female, shared in his magnificent bounty.
Clear-headed, cold-hearted, vigilant, astute,
liberal, and inexorable, he guarded his own,
and sovereigns did him honor. His was no
humane nor tranquil record; yet judging him
by the standards of his own time and place, by
the great good as well as by the lesser evil that
he wrought, we are fain to echo Froissart’s
rapturous words, “It is a pity such a one
should ever grow old and die.”
The earlier part of the Chronicles is compiled
from the “Vrayes Chroniques” of Jean
le Bel, Canon of St. Lambert’s at Liège.
Froissart tells us so plainly, and admits that
he made free use of the older narrative as far
as it could serve him; afterwards relying for
information on the personal recollections of
knights, squires, and men-at-arms who had
witnessed or had taken part in the invasions,
wars, battles, skirmishes, treaties, tournaments,
and feasts which made up the stirring tale of
fourteenth-century life. To gain this knowledge,
he traveled far and wide, attaching himself
to one court and one patron after another,
and indefatigably seeking those soldiers of distinction
who had served in many lands, and
could tell him the valorous deeds of which he
so ardently loved to hear. In long, leisurely
journeys, in lonely castles and populous cities,
in summer days and winter nights, he gathered
and fitted together—loosely enough—the
motley fabric of his tale.
This open-air method of collecting material
can hardly be expected to commend itself to
modern historians; and it is surely not necessary
for Mr. Green or any other careful scholar
to tell us seriously that Froissart is inaccurate.
Of course he is inaccurate. How could history
passed, ballad fashion, from man to man be
anything but inaccurate? And how could it
fail to possess that atmosphere and color which
students are bidden to avoid,—lest perchance
they resemble Tacitus,—but which lovers of
“mere literature” hail rapturously, and which
give to the printed page the breath of the
living past? Froissart makes a sad jumble of
his names, which, indeed, in that easy-going
age, were spelt according to the taste and discretion
of the writer; he embellishes his narrative
with charming descriptions of incidents
which perhaps never went through the formality
of occurring; and he is good enough to
forbear annoying us with dates. “About this
time King Philip of France quitted Paris in
company with the King of Bohemia;” or,
“The feast of St. John the Baptist now approaching,
the lords of England and Germany
made preparations for their intended expedition.”
This is as near as we ever get to the
precise period in which anything happened
or did not happen, as the case may be; but
to the unexacting reader names and dates are
not matters of lively interest, and even the
accuracy of a picturesque incident is of no
paramount importance. If it were generally
believed to have taken place, it illustrates the
customs and sentiments of the age as well as if
it were authentic; and the one great advantage
of the old over the new historian is that
he feels the passions and prejudices of his own
time, and reflects them without either condemnation
or apology. The nineteenth-century
mind working on fourteenth-century material
is chilly in its analysis, and Draconian in its
judgment. It can and does enlighten us on
many significant points, but it is powerless to
breathe into its pages that warm and vivid life
which lies so far beyond our utmost powers of
sympathy or comprehension.
Now, there are many excellent and very
intelligent people to whom the fourteenth
century or any other departed century is without
intrinsic interest. Mr. John Morley has
emphatically recorded his sentiments on the
subject. “I do not in the least want to know
what happened in the past,” he says, “except
as it enables me to see my way more clearly
through what is happening now.” Here is the
utilitarian view concisely and comprehensively
stated; and it would be difficult to say how
Froissart, any more than Tacitus or Xenophon,
can help us efficaciously to understand the
Monroe doctrine or the troubles in the Transvaal.
Perhaps these authors yield their finest
pleasures to another and less meritorious class
of readers, who are well content to forget the
vexations and humiliations of the present in
the serener study of the mighty past. The
best thing about our neighbor’s trouble, says
the old adage, is that it does not keep us
awake at night; and the best thing about the
endless troubles of other generations is that
they do not in any way impair our peace of
mind. It may be that they did not greatly
vex the sturdier race who, five hundred years
ago, gave themselves scant leisure for reflection.
Certain it is that events which should
have been considered calamitous are narrated
by Froissart in such a cheerful fashion that it
is difficult for us to preserve our mental balance,
and not share in his unreasonable elation.
“Now is the time come when we must speak
of lances, swords, and coats of mail,” he writes
with joyous zest. And again he blithely describes
the battle of Auray: “The French
marched in such close order that one could not
have thrown a tennis-ball among them but it
must have stuck upon the point of a stiffly
carried lance. The English took great pleasure
in looking at them.” Of course the English
did, and they took great pleasure in fighting
with them half an hour later, and great
pleasure in routing them before the day was
past; for in this bloody contest fell Charles of
Blois, the bravest soldier of his time, and the
fate of Brittany was sealed. Invitations to
battle were then politely given and cordially
accepted, like invitations to a ball. The Earl
of Salisbury, before Brest, sends word to Sir
Bertrand du Guesclin: “We beg and entreat
of you to advance, when you shall be fought
with, without fail.” And the French, in return,
“could never form a wish for feats of
arms but there were some English ready to
gratify it.”
This cheerful, accommodating spirit, this
alacrity in playing the dangerous game of war,
is difficult for us peace-loving creatures to
understand; but we should remember the
“desperate and gleeful fighting” of Nelson’s
day, and how that great sailor wasted his
sympathy on the crew of the warship Culloden,
which went ashore at the battle of the
Nile, “while their more fortunate companions
were in the full tide of happiness.” Du
Guesclin or Sir John Chandos might have
written that sentence, had either been much in
the habit of writing anything,[1] and Froissart
would have subscribed cordially to the sentiment.
“Many persons will not readily believe
what I am about to tell,” he says with
becoming gravity, “though it is strictly true.
The English are fonder of war than of peace.”
“He had the courage of an Englishman,” is
the praise continually bestowed on some enterprising
French knight; and when the English
and Scotch met each other in battle, the
French historian declares, “there was no
check to their valor as long as their weapons
endured.” Nothing can be more vivacious
than Froissart’s description of the manner in
which England awaited the threatened invasion
of the French under their young king, Charles
VI.—“The prelates, abbots, and rich citizens
were panic-struck, but the artisans and poorer
sort held it very cheap. Such knights and
squires as were not rich, but eager for renown,
were delighted, and said to each other: ‘Lord!
what fine times are coming, since the king of
France intends to visit us! He is a valiant
sovereign, and of great enterprise. There has
not been such a one in France these three
hundred years. He will make his people good
men-at-arms, and blessed may he be for thinking
to invade us, for certainly we shall all be
slain or grow rich. One thing or the other
must happen to us.’”
Alas, for their disappointment, when adverse
winds and endless altercations kept the
invaders safe at home! There was a great
deal of solid enjoyment lost on both sides,
though wealthy citizens counted their gains in
peace. War was not only a recognized business,
but a recognized pleasure as well, and
noble knights relieved their heavy fighting
with the gentler diversions of the tournament
and the chase. When Edward III. entered
France for the last time, he carried with him
thirty falconers laden with hawks, sixty couples
of strong hounds, and as many greyhounds,
“so that every day he had good sport, either
by land or water. Many lords had their
hawks and hounds as well as the king.”
A merry life while the sun shone; and if it
set early for most of these stout warriors, their
survivors had but little leisure to lament them.
It is not easy to read Froissart’s account of
certain battles, serious enough in their results,
without being strangely impressed by the boyish
enthusiasm with which the combatants
went to work; so that even now, five centuries
later, our blood tingles with their pleasurable
excitement. When France undertook to support
the Earl of Flanders against Philip van
Arteveld and the rebellious citizens of Ghent,
the Flemish army entrenched themselves in
a strong position on the river Lys, destroying
all bridges save one, which was closely
guarded. The French, in the dead of night,
crossed the river in rickety little boats, a
handful of men at a time, and only a mile or
so distant from the spot where nine thousand
of the enemy lay encamped. Apparently they
regarded this hazardous feat as the gayest
kind of a lark, crowding like schoolboys
around the boats, and begging to be taken on
board. “It was a pleasure to see with what
eagerness they embarked,” says the historian;
and indeed, so great was the emulation, that
only men of noble birth and tried valor were
permitted to cross. Not a single varlet accompanied
them. After infinite labor and danger,
some twelve hundred knights—the flower of
French chivalry—were transported to the
other side of the river, where they spent the
rest of a cold and stormy November night
standing knee-deep in the marshes, clad in
complete armor, and without food or fire. At
this point the fun ceases to sound so exhilarating;
but we are assured that “the great
attention they paid to be in readiness kept
up their spirits, and made them almost forget
their situation.” When morning came, these
knights, by way of rest and breakfast, crossed
the intervening country, fell upon the Flemish
ranks, and routed them with great slaughter;
for what could a mass of untrained artisans
do against a small body of valiant and accomplished
soldiers? A few days later, the decisive
battle of Rosebecque ended the war.
Van Arteveld was slain, and the cause of
democracy, of “the ill intentioned,” as Froissart
for the most part designates the toiling
population of towns, received its fatal blow.
Yet this courtly chronicler of battles and
deeds of chivalry is not without a sense of
justice and a noble compassion for the poor.
He disapproves of “commonalties” when they
assert their claims too boisterously; he fails
to detect any signs of sapience in a mob; and
he speaks of “weavers, fullers, and other ill-intentioned
people,” as though craftsmen were
necessarily rebellious,—which perhaps was
true, and not altogether a matter for surprise.
But the grievous taxes laid upon the French
peasantry fill him with indignation; the distress
of Ghent, though brought about, as he
believes, by her own pride and presumption,
touches him so deeply that he grows eloquent
in her behalf; and he records with distinct
approbation the occasional efforts made by
both the French and the English kings to
explain to their patient subjects what it was
they were fighting about. Eloquent bishops,
he tells us, were sent to preach “long and fine
sermons,” setting forth the justice of the respective
claims. “In truth, it was but right
that these sovereigns, since they were determined
on war, should explain and make clear
to their people the cause of the quarrel, that
they might understand it, and have the better
will to assist their lords and monarchs.”
Above all, he gives us a really charming and
cheerful picture of the French and English
fishermen, who went quietly about their daily
toil, and bore each other no ill will, although
their countries were so hard at war. “They
were never interrupted in their pursuits,” he
says, “nor did they attack each other; but,
on the contrary, gave mutual assistance, and
bought or sold, according as they had more
fish or less than they required. For if they
were to meddle in the national strife, there
would be an end of fishing, and none would
attempt it unless supported by men-at-arms.”
So perhaps there is one lesson of common
sense and forbearance we may learn, even
now, from those barbarous days of old.
As for the personal touches which give such
curious vitality to Froissart’s pages, they belong
naturally to an unscientific age, when
history,—or what passed as such,—biography,
court gossip, and legendary lore were
all mingled together, with no vexatious sifting
of material. The chronicler tells us in ample
detail every separate clause of an important
treaty, and then breaks off to recount, at great
length and with commendable gravity, the
story of the Lord de Corasse and his familiar
demon, Orthon, who served him out of pure
love, and visited him at night, to the vexation
and terror of his lady wife. We hear
in one chapter how the burghers of Ghent
spoiled all the pleasure of the Lord d’Estournaz’s
Christmas by collecting and carrying
away his rents, “which made him very melancholy,”
as well it might; and in the next we
are told in splendid phrases of the death of
Duke Wenceslaus of Bohemia, “who was, in
his time, magnificent, blithe, prudent, amorous,
and polite. God have mercy on his soul!”
It is hard to see how anything could be better
described, in fewer words, than the disastrous
expedition of William of Hainault against the
Frieslanders. “About the feast of St. Rémy,
William, Earl of Hainault, collected a large
body of men-at-arms, knights, and squires,
from Hainault, Flanders, Brabant, Holland,
Gueldres, and Juliers, and, embarking them
on board a considerable fleet at Dordrecht,
made sail for Friesland; for the Earl considered
himself as lord thereof. If the Frieslanders
had been people to listen to the
legality and reasonableness of the claim, the
Earl was entitled to it. But as they were
obstinate, he exerted himself to obtain it by
force, and was slain, as well as a great many
other knights and squires. God forgive them
their sins!”
Surely that line about the unreasonable
Frieslanders is worthy of Carlyle,—of Carlyle
whose grim and pregnant humor lurks
beneath sentences that, to the unwary, seem
as innocent as the sheathed dagger before the
blade is sprung. He it was who hated with a
just and lively abhorrence all constitutional
histories, and all philosophy of history, as likewise
“empty invoice lists of Pitched Battles
and Changes of Ministry,”—as dead, he declared,
as last year’s almanacs, “to which
species of composition they bear, in several
points of view, no inconsiderable affinity.”
He it was, moreover, who welded together
history and literature, and gave us their perfect
and harmonious union in the story of the
“Diamond Necklace.” The past was enough
for Carlyle, when he worked amid her faded
parchments, and made them glow with renewed
color and fire. That splendid pageant of
events, that resistless torrent of life, that long
roll-call of honored names which we term
comprehensively history, had for him a significance
which needed neither moral nor maxim
to confirm it. If we can believe with him
that it is better to revere great men than to
belittle them, better to worship blindly than
to censure priggishly, better to enlarge our
mental vision until it embraces the standards
of other centuries than to narrow it in accordance
with the latest humanitarian doctrine,—then
we may stray safely through the storied
past, until even Froissart, writing in a feudal
chimney-corner strange tales of chivalry and
carnage, will have for us a message of little
practical service, but of infinite comfort in
hours of idleness and relaxation. It is an
engaging task to leave the present, so weighted
with cumbersome enigmas and ineffectual
activity, and to go back, step by step, to other
days, when men saw life in simpler aspects,
and moved forward unswervingly to the attainment
of definite and obvious desires.
One voice has been recently raised with
modest persistence in behalf of old-fashioned
history,—history which may possibly be inaccurate
here and there, but which gives to
the present generation some vivid insight into
the lives of other generations which were not
without importance in their day. Now that
we are striving to educate every class of
people, whether they respond to our advances
or not, it is at least worth while to make their
instruction as pleasant and as profitable as
we can. Mr. Augustus Jessopp, whose knowledge
of the agricultural classes is of that
practical and intimate kind which comes of
living with them for many years in sympathy
and friendship, has a right to be heard when
he speaks in their behalf. If they must be
taught in scraps and at the discretion of
committees, he believes that the Extension
lecturers who go about dispensing “small
doses of Ruskin and water, or weak dilutions
of Mr. Addington Symonds,” would be better
employed in telling the people something of
their own land and of their rude forefathers.
And this history, he insists, should be local,
full of detail, popular in character, and without
base admixture of political science, so that
the rustic mind may accustom itself to the
thought of England, in all Christian ages, as
a nation of real people; just as Tom Tulliver
woke gradually, under the stimulating friction
of Maggie’s questions, to the astonishing conviction
that the Romans were once live men
and women, who learned their mother tongue
through some easier medium than the Latin
grammar.
Again and again Mr. Jessopp has tried the
experiment of lecturing on local antiquities
and the dim traditions of ancient country
parishes; and he has always found that these
topics, which carried with them some homely
and familiar flavor of the soil, awoke a deep
and abiding interest in minds to which abstract
ethics and technical knowledge appealed
alike in vain. School boards may raise the
cry for useful information, and fancy that a
partial acquaintance with chlorides and phosphates
is all that is necessary to make of a
sulky yokel an intelligent agriculturist and a
contented citizen; but a man must awaken
before he can think, and think before he can
work, and work before he can realize his position
and meaning in the universe. And it
needs a livelier voice than that of elementary
chemistry to arouse him. “The Whigs,” said
Sir Walter Scott, “will live and die in the
belief that the world is ruled by pamphlets
and speeches;” and a great many excellent
people in every country will live and die in the
belief that the world is ruled by printed books,
full of proven and demonstrable truths. But
we, the world’s poor children, sick, tired, and
fractious, know very well that we never learn
unless we like our lesson, and never behave
ourselves unless inspired by precept and example.
The history of every nation is the
heritage of its sons and daughters; and the
story of its struggles, sufferings, misdeeds,
and glorious atonements is the story that keeps
alive in all our hearts that sentiment of patriotism,
without which we are speeding
swiftly on our path to national corruption
and decay.
THE ROYAL ROAD OF FICTION.
“A tale,” says that charming scholar and
critic, M. Jusserand, “is the first key to the
heart of a child, the last utterance to penetrate
the fastnesses of age.” And what is
true of the individual is true also of the race.
The earliest voice listened to by the nations
in their infancy was the voice of the story-teller.
Whether he spoke in rude prose or
in ruder rhyme, his was the eloquence which
won a hearing everywhere. All through the
young world’s vigorous, ill-spent manhood it
found time mid wars, and pestilence, and far
migrations to cherish and cultivate the first
wild art of fiction. We, in our chastened,
wise, and melancholy middle age, find still
our natural solace in this kind and joyous
friend. And when mankind grows old, so
old we shall have mastered all the knowledge
we are seeking now, and shall have found ourselves
as far from happiness as ever, I doubt
not we shall be comforted in the twilight of
existence with the same cheerful and deceptive
tales we hearkened to in childhood. Facts
surround us from the cradle to the grave.
Truth stares us coldly in the face, and checks
our unmeaning gayety of heart. What wonder
that we turn for pleasure and distraction
to those charming dreams with which the
story-teller, now grown to be a novelist, is
ever ready to lure us away from everything
that it is comfortable to forget.
And it was always thus. From the very
beginning of civilization, and before civilization
was well begun, the royal road of fiction
ran straight to the hearts of men, and along
it traveled the gay and prosperous spinners
of wondrous tales which the world loved well
to hear. When I was a little girl, studying
literature in the hard and dry fashion then
common in all schools, and which was not
without its solid advantages after all, I was
taught, first that “Pamela” was the earliest
English novel; then that “Robinson Crusoe”
was the earliest English novel; then that
Lodge’s “Rosalynde” was the earliest English
novel. By the time I got that far back, I
began to see for myself, what I dare say all
little girls are learning now, that the earliest
English novel dates mistily from the earliest
English history, and that there is no such
thing as a firm starting-point for their uncertain
feet to gain. Long, long before Lodge’s
“Rosalynde” led the way for Shakespeare’s
“Rosalind” to follow, romantic tales were
held in such high esteem that people who
were fortunate enough to possess them in
manuscript—the art of printing not having
yet cheapened such precious treasures—left
them solemnly by will to their equally fortunate
heirs. In 1315, Guy, Earl of Warwick,
bequeathed to Bordesley Abbey in Warwickshire
his entire library of thirty-nine volumes,
which consisted almost exclusively, like the
library of a modern young lady, of stories,
such as the “Romaunce de Troies,” and the
“Romaunce d’Alisaundre.” In 1426, Thomas,
Duke of Exeter, left to his sister Joan a single
book, perhaps the only one he possessed, and
this too was a romance on that immortal
knight and lover, Tristram.
Earlier even than Thomas of Exeter’s day,
the hardy barons of England had discovered
that when they were “fested and fed,” they
were ready to be amused, and that there was
nothing so amusing as a story. In the twelfth
century, before St. Thomas à Becket gave
up his life in Canterbury cloisters, English
knights and ladies had grown familiar with
the tragic history of King Lear, the exploits
of Jack the Giant Killer, the story of King
Arthur and of the enchanter Merlin. The
earliest of these tales came from Brittany,
and were translated from Armorican into
Latin by Geoffrey of Monmouth, a Benedictine
monk, and a benefactor to the world; but,
by the following century, Robin Hood, Tom-a-Lincoln,
and a host of sturdy English-born
heroes shared in the popular attention. It
must have been inexpressibly helpful to the
writers and compilers of early fiction that the
uncritical age in which they lived had not yet
been vitiated by the principles of realistic art.
The modern maxims about sinning against the
probabilities, and the novelist’s bondage to
truth, had not then been invented; and the
man who told a story was free to tell it as he
pleased. His readers or his hearers were
seldom disposed to question his assertions. A
knight did not go to the great and unnecessary
trouble of learning his letters in order to doubt
what he read. Merlin was as real to him as
Robin Hood. He believed Sir John Mandeville,
when that accomplished traveler told
him of a race of men who had eyes in the
middle of their foreheads. It was a curious
fact, but the unknown world was full of greater
mysteries than this. He believed in Prester
John, with his red and white lions, his giants
and pigmies, his salamanders that built cocoons
like silk-worms, his river of stones that rolled
perpetually with a mighty reverberation into
a sandy sea. Why, indeed, should these wonders
be doubted; for in that thrice famous
letter sent by Prester John to Manuel Comnenus,
Emperor of Constantinople, did he not
distinctly say, “No vice is tolerated in our
land, and, with us, no one lies.”
This broad-minded, liberal credulity made
smooth the novelist’s path. He always located
his romances in far and unknown countries,
where anything or everything might reasonably
be expected to happen. Scythia, Parthia,
Abyssinia, were favorite latitudes; Bohemia
could always serve at a pinch; and Arcadia,
that blessed haven of romance, remained for
centuries his happy hunting-ground, where
shepherds piped, and nymphs danced sweetly
in the shade, and brave knights met in glorious
combat, and lovers dallied all day long under
the whispering boughs. In Elizabeth’s day,
Arcadia had reached the zenith of its popularity.
Robert Green had peopled its dewy fields
with amorous swains, and Sir Philip Sidney
had described its hills and dales in the four
hundred and eighty folio pages of his imperishable
romance. A golden land, it lies before
us still, brilliant with sunshine that shall never
fade. Knights and noble ladies ride through
it on prancing steeds. Well-bred shepherds,
deeply versed in love, sing charming songs,
and extend open-hearted hospitality. Shepherdesses,
chaste and fair, lead their snowy
flocks by meadows and rippling streams.
There is always plenty of fighting for the
knights when they weary of plighting their
vows, and noble palaces spring up for their
entertainment when they have had enough of
pastoral pleasures and sylvan fare. Ah, me!
We who have passed by Arcadia, and dwell
in the sad haunts of men, know well what we
have lost. Yet was there not a day when the
inhabitants of the strange new world, a world
not yet familiar with commercial depression
and the stock exchange, were thus touchingly
described in English verse?
“Guiltless men who danced away their time,
Fresh as their groves, and happy as their clime.”
And what gayer irresponsibility could be
found even in the fields of Arcadia?
“In Elizabeth’s day,” says M. Jusserand,
“adventurous narratives were loved for adventure’s
sake. Probability was only a secondary
consideration.” Geographical knowledge being
in its innocent infancy, people were curious
about foreign countries, and decently grateful
for information, true or false. When a wandering
knight of romance “sailed to Bohemia,”
nobody saw any reason why he should not, and
readers were merely anxious to know what
happened to him when he got there. So great,
indeed, was the demand for fiction in the reign
of the virgin queen that writers actually succeeded
in supporting themselves by this species
of composition, a test equally applicable to-day;
and it is worth while to remember that the
prose tales of Nash, Green, and Sidney were
translated into French more than a century
before that distinction was conferred on any
play of Shakespeare’s.
It need not be supposed, however, that
Romance, in her triumphant progress through
the land, met with no bitter and sustained
hostility. From the very beginning she took
the world by storm, and from the very beginning
the godly denounced and reviled her.
The jesters and gleemen and minstrels who
relieved the insufferable ennui of our rude
forefathers in those odd moments when they
were neither fighting nor eating, were all
branded as “Satan’s children” by that relentless
accuser, “Piers Plowman.” In vain the
simple story-spinners who narrated the exploits
of Robin Hood and Tom-a-Lincoln
claimed that their merry legends were “not
altogether unprofitable, nor in any way hurtful,
but very fitte to passe away the tediousness
of the long winter evenings.” It was not in
this cheerful fashion that the “unco gude”—a
race as old as humanity itself—considered
the long winter evenings should be passed.
Roger Ascham can find no word strong enough
in which to condemn “certaine bookes of
Chivalrie, the whole pleasure of whiche standeth
in two speciall poyntes, in open man-slaughter
and bolde bawdrye.” The beautiful
old stories, so simply and reverently handled by
Sir Thomas Malory in the “Morte d’Arthur,”
were regarded with horror and aversion by
this gentle ascetic; yet the lessons that they
taught were mainly “curtosye, humanyte,
friendlynesse, hardynesse and love.” The valorous
deeds of Guy of Warwick and Thomas
of Reading lent cheer to many a hearth, and
sent many a man with brave and joyous heart
to battle; yet the saintly Stubbes, who loved
not joyousness, lamented loudly that the unregenerate
persisted in reading such “toys, fantasies
and babbleries,” in place of that more
dolorous fiction, Fox’s “Book of Martyrs.”
Even Sir Philip Sidney’s innocent “Arcadia”
was pronounced by Milton a “vain, amatorious”
book; and the great poet who wrote
“Comus” and “L’Allegro” harshly and bitterly
censured King Charles because that unhappy
monarch beguiled the sad hours of
prison with its charming pages, and even, oh!
crowning offense against Puritanism! copied
for spiritual comfort, when condemned to die,
the beautiful and reverent invocation of its
young heroine, Pamela. “The king hath, as
it were, unhallowed and unchristened the very
duty of prayer itself,” wrote Milton mercilessly.
“Who would have imagined so little
fear in him of the true all-seeing deity, so little
care of truth in his last words, or honor
to himself or to his friends, as, immediately
before his death, to pop into the hand of that
grave bishop who attended him, for a special
relique of his saintly exercises, a prayer stolen
word by word from the mouth of a heathen
woman praying to a heathen god.”
But not even the mighty voice of Milton
could check the resistless progress of romantic
fiction. Not even dominant Puritanism could
stamp it ruthlessly down. When “Pilgrim’s
Progress,” the great pioneer of religious novels,
was given to the world, England read it with
devout delight; but she read too, with admirable
inconsistency, those endless tales, those
“romances de longue haleine,” which crossed
the channel from France, and replaced the less
decorous Italian stories so popular in the preceding
century. Some of these prolix and
ponderous volumes, as relentless in dullness as
in length, held their own stoutly for centuries,
and won allegiance where it seemed least due.
There is an incredible story narrated of Racine,
that, when a student at Port Royal, his
favorite reading was an ancient prose epic
entitled “Ethiopica; the history of Theagenes
and Chariclea.” This guileless work, being
too bulky for concealment, was discovered by
his director and promptly burned, notwithstanding
its having been written by a bishop,
which ought to have saved it from the flames.
Racine, undaunted, procured another copy,
and fearing it would meet with the same cruel
fate, he actually committed large portions of
it to memory, so that nothing should deprive
him of his enjoyment. Yet “Ethiopica”
would seem as absolutely unreadable a book
as even a bishop ever wrote. The heroine,
though chaste as she is beautiful, has so many
lovers, all with equally unpronounceable names,
and so many battles are fought in her behalf,
that no other memory than Racine’s could
have made any sort of headway with them;
while, just in the middle of the story, an old
gentleman is suddenly introduced, who, without
provocation, starts to work and tells all his
life’s adventures, two hundred pages long.
The real promoters and encouragers of romance,
however,—the real promoters and encouragers
of fiction in every age—were women,
and this is more than enough to account for
its continued triumphs. There was little use in
the stubborn old Puritan, Powell, protesting
against the idle folly of females who wasted
their time over Sidney’s “Arcadia,” when they
ought to have been studying the household
recipe books. Long before Cromwell the
mighty revolutionized England, women had
wearied of recipes as steady reading, and had
turned their wanton minds to matters more
seductive. Wise and wary was the writer who
kept these fair patronesses well in view. When
John Lyly gave to the world his amazing
“Euphues,” he dexterously announced that it
was written for the amusement and the edification
of women, and that he asked for it no
better fate than to be read by them in idle
moments, when they were weary of playing
with their lap-dogs. For a young man of
twenty-five, Lyly showed an admirable knowledge
of feminine inconsistency. By alternately
flattering and upbraiding the subtle
creatures he hoped to please, now sweetly
praising their incomparable perfections, now
fiercely reviling their follies and their sins, he
succeeded in making “Euphues” the best-read
book in England, and he chained with
affectations and foolish conceits the free and
noble current of English speech.
It was the abundance of leisure enjoyed
by women that gave the ten-volumed French
romance its marvelous popularity; and one
sympathizes a little with Mr. Pepys, though he
was such a chronic grumbler, when he laments
in his diary that Mrs. Pepys would not only
read “Le Grand Cyrus” all night, but would
talk about it all day, “though nothing to the
purpose, nor in any good manner,” remarks
this censorious husband and critic. More melancholy
still to contemplate is the early appearance
on the scene of female novelists who
wrote vicious twaddle for other women to
read. We may fancy that this particular
plague is a development of the nineteenth
century; but twenty years before the virtuous
Pamela saw the light, Eliza Heywood was
doing her little best to demoralize the minds
and manners of her countrywomen. Eliza
Heywood was, in Mr. Gosse’s opinion,—and
he is one of the few critics who has expressed
any opinion on the subject,—the Ouida of
her period. The very names of her heroines,
Lassellia, Idalia, and Douxmoure, are Ouidesque,
and their behavior would warrant their
immediate presentation to that society which
the authoress of “Strathmore” has so sympathetically
portrayed. These “lovely Inconsiderates,”
though bad enough for a reformatory,
are all as sensitive as nuns. They “sink
fainting on a Bank” if they so much as receive
letters from their lovers. Their “Limbs forget
their Functions” on the most trifling provocation.
“Stormy Passions” and “deadly Melancholy”
succeed each other with monotonous
vehemence in their “tortured Bosoms,” and
when they fly repentant to some remote Italian
convent, whole cities mourn their loss.
Eliza Heywood’s stories are probably as imbecile
and as depraved as any fiction we possess
to-day, but the women of England read
them eagerly. They read too the iniquitous
rubbish of Mrs. Aphra Behn; and no incident
can better illustrate the tremendous change
that swept over public sentiment with the
introduction of good and decent novels than
the well-known tale of Sir Walter Scott’s
aunt, Mrs. Keith of Ravelston. This sprightly
old lady took a fancy, when in her eightieth
year, to re-read Mrs. Behn’s books, and persuaded
Sir Walter to send them to her. A
hasty glance at them was more than enough,
and back they came to Scott with an entreaty
that he would put them in the fire. The
ancient gentlewoman confessed herself unable
to linger over pages which she had not been
ashamed nor abashed to hear read aloud to
large parties in her youth.
It must be remembered, however, that
Aphra Behn, uncompromisingly bad though
she was, wrote the first English didactic
novel, “Oroonoka,” the “Uncle Tom’s Cabin”
of its day. It has the advantage of “Uncle
Tom” in being a true tale, Mrs. Behn having
seen the slave, Oroonoka, and his wife, Imoinda,
in the West Indies, and having witnessed his
tragic fate. It was written at the solicitation
of Charles II., and was a popular anti-slavery
novel, with certain points of resemblance to
Mrs. Stowe’s famous book; in the grace and
beauty of its Africans, for example; in the
strength and constancy of their affections, and
in the lavish nobility of their sentiments.
Mrs. Behn knew as well as Mrs. Stowe that,
if you want to produce a strong effect, you
must not be too chary of your colors.
When the time came for the great flowering
of English fiction, when Fielding and Richardson
took England by storm, and France confessed
herself beaten in the field (“Who
would have thought,” wrote the Marquis
d’Argenson, “that the English would write
novels, and better ones than ours?”), then
it was that women asserted themselves distinctly
as patronesses well worth the pleasing.
To Smollett and Defoe they had never given
whole-hearted approbation. Such robustly
masculine writing was scarcely in their way.
But Fielding, infinitely greater than these,
met with no warmer favor at their hands. It
is easy to account for the present unpopularity
of “Tom Joneses” in decorous households by
saying that modest women do not consider it
fit for them to read. That covers the ground
now to perfection. But the fact remains that,
when “Tom Jones” was written, everybody
did consider it fit to read. Why not, when all
that it contained was seen about them day by
day? Its author, like every other great novelist,
described life as he found it. Arcadia
had passed away, and big libertine London
offered a scant assortment of Arcadian virtues.
Fielding had nothing to tell that might not
have been heard any day at one of Sir Robert
Walpole’s dinner-parties. He had the merit—not
too common now—of never confusing
vice with virtue; though it must be confessed
that, like Dumas and Scott and Thackeray,
he took very kindly to his scamps; and we all
know how angry a recent critic permits himself
to be because Thackeray calls Rawdon Crawley
“honest Rawdon.” As far as can be
seen, Fielding never realized the grossness
of his books. He prefaced “Tom Jones” with
a beautiful little sermon about “the solid
inward comfort of mind which is the sure
companion of innocence and virtue;” and he
took immense credit to himself for having
written “nothing prejudicial to the cause of
religion and virtue, nothing inconsistent with
the strictest rules of decency, nor which can
offend even the chastest eye in the perusal.”
What more than this could be claimed by the
authors of “The Old Homestead” and “Little
Lord Fauntleroy”?
I do not for one moment believe that it was
the blithe and brutal coarseness of Fielding’s
novels that exiled them from the female heart,
that inconsistent heart which never fluttered
over the more repellent indecency of “Pamela.”
Insidious influences were at work within the
dovecotes. The eighteenth-century woman,
while less given to self-analysis and self-assertion
than her successor to-day, was just as
conscious of her own nature, its resistless force,
its inalienable laws, its permanent limitations;
and in Richardson she recognized the artist
who had divined her subtleties, and had given
them form and color. His correspondence with
women is unlike anything else the period has
to show. To him they had an independence
of thought and action which it took the rest
of mankind a hundred years longer to concede;
and it is not surprising to see the fervent
homage this stout little tradesman of sixty
received from his female flatterers, when we
remember that he and he alone in all his
century had looked into the rebellious secrets
of their hearts with understanding and with
reverence.
To any other man than Richardson, the
devout attentions of so many women would
have been a trifle fatiguing. They wrote him
letters as long as Clarissa Harlowe’s. They
poured out their sentiments on endless reams
of paper. They told him how they walked
up and down their rooms, shedding torrents
of tears over his heroine’s distress, unable
to either go on with the book, or to put it
resolutely down. They told him how, when
“Clarissa” was being read aloud in a bed-chamber,
the maid who was curling her mistress’s
hair wept so bitterly she could not go on with
her work, so was given a crown for her sensibility,
and sent out of the room. They implored
and entreated him to end his story
happily; “a turn,” wrote one fair enthusiast,
“that will make your almost despairing readers
mad with joy.” Richardson purred complacently
over these letters, like a sleek old
cat, and he answered every one of them, instead
of pitching them unread into the fire.
Yet, nevertheless, true and great artist that
he was, in spite of all his vanity, these passionate
solicitations moved him not one hair’s
breadth from his path. “As well,” says Mr.
Birrell, “hope for a happy ending for King
Lear as for Clarissa Harlowe.” She died,
and England dissolved herself in tears, and
gay, sentimental France lifted up her voice
and wept aloud, and Germany joined in the
sad chorus of lamentations, and even phlegmatic
Holland was heard bewailing from afar
the great tragedy of the literary world. This
is no fancy statement. Men swore while
women wept. Good Dr. Johnson hung his
despondent head, and ribald Colley Cibber
vowed with a great oath that this incomparable
heroine should not die. Years afterwards,
when Napoleon was first consul, an English
gentleman named Lovelace was presented to
him, whereupon the consul brightened visibly,
and remarked, “Why, that is the name of
Clarissa Harlowe’s lover!”—an incident
which won, and won deservedly for Bonaparte,
the lifelong loyalty of Hazlitt.
Meanwhile Richardson, writing quietly away
in his little summer-house, produced Sir
Charles Grandison, a hero who is perhaps as
famous for his priggishness as Lovelace is
famous for his villainy. I think, myself, that
poor Sir Charles has been unfairly handled.
He is not half such a prig as Daniel Deronda;
but he develops his priggishness with
such ample detail through so many leisurely
volumes. Richardson loved him, and tried
hard to make his host of female readers love
him too, which they did in a somewhat perfunctory
and lukewarm fashion. Indeed, it
should in justice be remembered that this
eighteenth-century novelist intended all his
books to be didactic. They seem now at times
too painful, too detestable for endurance; but
when “Pamela,” with all its loathsome details,
was published, it was actually commended
from the pulpit, declared to be better than
twenty sermons, and placed by the side of the
Bible for its moral influence. Richardson
himself tells us a curiously significant anecdote
of his childhood. When he was a little
boy, eleven years old, he heard his mother
and some gossips complaining of a quarrelsome
and acrimonious neighbor. He promptly
wrote her a long letter of remonstrance, quoting
freely from the scriptures to prove to her
the evil of her ways. The woman, being naturally
very angry, complained to his mother
of his impertinence, whereupon she, with true
maternal pride, commended his principles,
while gently censuring the liberty he had
taken.
With Richardson’s splendid triumph to spur
them on, the passion of Englishwomen for
novel-reading reached its height. Young
girls, hitherto debarred from this diversion,
began more and more to taste the forbidden
sweets, and wise men, like Dr. Johnson,
meekly acknowledged that there was no stopping
them. When Frances Chamberlayne
Sheridan told him that she never allowed her
little daughter to read anything but the
“Rambler,” or matters equally instructive, he
answered with all his customary candor:
“Then, madam, you are a fool! Turn your
daughter’s wits loose in your library. If she
be well inclined, she will choose only good
food. If otherwise, all your precautions will
amount to nothing.” Both Charles Lamb and
Ruskin cherished similar opinions, but the
sentiment was more uncommon in Dr. Johnson’s
day, and we know how even he reproached
good Hannah More for quoting from
“Tom Jones.”
With or without permission, however, the
girls read gayly on. In Garrick’s epilogue
to Colman’s farce, “Polly Honeycombe,” the
wayward young heroine confesses her lively
gratitude for all the dangerous knowledge she
has gleaned from novels.
“So much these dear instructors change and win us,
Without their light we ne’er should know what’s in us.
Here we at once supply our childish wants,
Novels are hotbeds for your forward plants.”
Later on, Sheridan gave us the immortal Lydia
Languish feeding her sentimentality upon that
“evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge,” the
circulating library. Lydia’s taste in books is
catholic, but not altogether free from reproach.
“Fling ‘Peregrine Pickle’ under the toilet,”
she cries to Lucy, when surprised by a visit
from Mrs. Malaprop and Sir Anthony.
“Throw ‘Roderick Random’ into the closet.
Put ‘The Innocent Adultery’ into ‘The Whole
Duty of Man.’ Thrust ‘Lord Aimworth’
under the sofa. Cram ‘Ovid’ behind the
bolster. Put ‘The Man of Feeling’ into your
pocket. There—now for them!”
How “The Man of Feeling” ever went into
Lucy’s pocket remains a mystery, for it takes
many volumes to hold that discursive romance,
where everything from character to clothes is
described with relentless minuteness. If a
lady goes to a ball, we are not merely told that
she looked radiant in “white and gold,” or in
“scarlet tulle,” after the present slipshod fashion;
but we are carefully informed that “a
scarf of cerulean tint flew between her right
shoulder and her left hip, being buttoned at
each end by a row of rubies. A coronet of
diamonds, through which there passed a white
branch of the feathers of the ostrich, was inserted
on the left decline of her lovely head.”
And so on, until the costume is complete.
By this time women had regularly enrolled
themselves in the victorious army of novel-writers,
and had won fame and fortune in the
field. Consider the brilliant and instantaneous
success of Frances Burney. Think of the
excitement she aroused, and the honors heaped
thick and fast upon her. A woman of twenty-six
when she wrote “Evelina,” she was able,
by dint of short stature and childish ways, to
pass for a girl of seventeen, which increased
amazingly the popular interest in her novel.
Sheridan swore he could not believe so young
a thing could manifest such genius, and begged
her to write him a comedy on the spot. Sir
Joshua Reynolds professed actual fear of such
keen wit and relentless observation. Dr.
Johnson vowed that Richardson had written
nothing finer, and Fielding nothing so fine as
“Evelina;” and playfully protested he was
too proud to eat cold mutton for dinner when
he sat by Miss Burney’s side. Posterity, it is
true, while preserving “Evelina” with great
pride, has declined to place it by the side of
“Tom Jones” or “Clarissa Harlowe;” but
if we had our choice between the praise of
posterity which was Miss Austen’s portion,
and the praise of contemporaries which was
Miss Burney’s lot, I doubt not we should be
wise enough to take our applause off-hand,—“dashed
in our faces, sounded in our ears,”
as Johnson said of Garrick, and leave the
future to look after itself.
It is pleasant, however, to think that the
first good woman novelist had her work over
rather than under estimated. It is pleasant
also to contemplate the really bewildering
career of Maria Edgeworth. Miss Edgeworth’s
books are agreeable reading, and her
children’s stories are among the very best ever
written; but it is not altogether easy to understand
why France and England contended to
do her honor. When she went to London or
to Paris she became the idol of brilliant and
fashionable people. Peers and poets united
in her praise. Like Mrs. Jarley, she was the
delight of the nobility and gentry. The Duke
of Wellington wrote verses to her. Lord
Byron, whom she detested, extolled her generously.
Moore pronounced her “delightful.”
Macaulay compared the return of the Absentee
to the return of Ulysses in the “Odyssey.”
Sir Walter Scott took forcible possession of
her, and carried her away to Abbotsford,—a
too generous reward, it would seem, for all
she ever did. Sydney Smith delighted in her.
Mrs. Somerville, the learned, and Mrs. Fry,
the benignant, sought her friendship; and
finally, Mme. de Staël, who considered Jane
Austen’s novels “vulgar,” protested that Miss
Edgeworth was “worthy of enthusiasm.”
Now this was all very charming, and very
enjoyable; but with such rewards following
thick and fast upon successful story-writing,
it is hardly surprising that every year saw the
band of literary aspirants increase and multiply
amazingly. People were beginning to
learn how easy it was to write a book. Already
Hannah More had bewailed the ever
increasing number of novelists, “their unparalleled
fecundity,” and “the frightful facility
of this species of composition.” What would
she think if she were living now, and could see
over a thousand novels published every year
in England? Already Mrs. Radcliffe had
woven around English hearths the spell of her
rather feeble terrors, and young and old shuddered
and quaked in the subterranean corridors
of castles amid the gloomy Apennines.
Why a quiet, cheerful, retiring woman like
Mrs. Radcliffe, who hated notoriety, and who
loved country life, and afternoon drives, and all
that was comfortable and commonplace, should
have written “The Mysteries of Udolpho”
passes our comprehension; but write it she
did, and England received it with a mad delight
she has never manifested for any triumph
of modern realism. The volume, we are
assured, was too often torn asunder by frantic
members of a household so that it might pass
from hand to hand more rapidly than if it
held together.
Mrs. Radcliffe not only won fame and
amassed a considerable fortune,—she received
five hundred pounds for “Udolpho” and eight
hundred for “The Italian,”—but she gave
such impetus to the novel of horrors, which
had been set going by Horace Walpole’s
“Castle of Otranto,” that for years England
was oppressed and excited by these dreadful
literary nightmares. Matthew—otherwise
“Monk”—Lewis, Robert Charles Maturin,
and a host of feebler imitators, wrote grisly
stories of ghosts, and murders, and nameless
crimes, and supernatural visitations. Horrors
are piled on horrors in these dismal and sulphurous
tales. Blue fire envelops us, and persevering
spectres, who have striven a hundred
years for burial rites, sit by their victims’ bed-sides
and recite dolorous verses, which is more
than any self-respecting spectre ought to do.
Compacts with Satan are as numerous as bargain
counters in our city shops. Suicides
alternate briskly with assassinations. In one
melancholy story, the despairing heroine agrees
to meet her lover in a lonely church, where
they intend stabbing themselves sociably together.
Unhappily, it rains hard all the afternoon,
and—with an unexpected touch of realism—she
is miserably afraid the bad weather
will keep her indoors. “The storm was so violent,”
we are told, “that Augusta often feared
she could not go out at the appointed time.
Frequently did she throw up the sash, and view
with anxious looks the convulsed elements.
At half past five the weather cleared, and
Augusta felt a fearful joy.”
It might have been supposed that the gay,
good-humored satire of “Northanger Abbey”
would have laughed these tragic absurdities
from the land. But Miss Austen alone, of all
the great novelists of England, won less than
her due share of profit and renown. Her sisters
in the field were loaded down with honors.
When the excellent Mrs. Opie became a
Friend, and refused to write any more fiction,
except, indeed, those moral but unlikely tales
about the awful consequences of lying, her
contemporaries spoke gravely of the genius
she had sacrificed at the shrine of religion.
Charlotte Bronté’s masterpiece gained instant
recognition throughout the length and breadth
of England. Of George Eliot’s sustained
success there is no need to speak. But Jane
Austen, whose incomparable art is now the
theme of every critic’s pen, was practically
ignored while she lived, and perhaps never
suspected, herself, how admirable, how perfect
was her work. Sir Walter Scott, it is
true, with the intuition of a great story-teller,
instantly recognized this perfection; and so
did Lord Holland and a few others, among
whom let us always gladly remember George
IV., who was wise enough to keep a set of
Miss Austen’s novels in every one of his
houses, and who was happy enough to receive
the dedication of “Emma.” Nevertheless, it
cannot be forgotten that fifteen years elapsed
between the writing of “Pride and Prejudice”
and its publication; that Cadell refused it
unread,—a dreadful warning to publishers,—and
that all Miss Austen ever realized from
her books in her lifetime was seven hundred
pounds,—one hundred pounds less than
Mrs. Radcliffe received for a single story, and
nearly two thousand pounds less than Frances
Burney was paid for her absolutely unreadable
“Camilla.” High-priced novels are by no
means a modern innovation, though we hear
so much more about them now than formerly.
Blackwood gave Lockhart one thousand pounds
for the manuscript of “Reginald Dalton,” and
“Woodstock” brought to Scott’s creditors the
fabulous sum of eight thousand pounds.
For with Sir Walter flowered the golden
age of English fiction. Fortune and fame
came smiling at his beck, and the great reading
world confessed itself better and happier
for his genius. Then it was that the book-shops
were besieged by clamorous crowds
when a new Waverly novel was promised to
the public. Then Lord Holland sat up all
night to finish “Old Mortality.” Then the
excitement over the Great Unknown reached
fever heat, and the art of the novelist gained
its absolute ascendency, an ascendency unbroken
in our day, and likely to remain unbroken
for many years to come. At present, every
child that learns its letters makes one more
story-reader in the world, and the chances are
it will make one more story-writer to help deluge
the world with fiction. Novels, it has
been truly said, are the only things that can
never be too dear or too cheap for the market.
The beautiful and costly editions of Miss
Austen and Scott and Thackeray compete for
favor with marvelously cheap editions of
Dickens, that true and abiding idol of people
who have no money to spend on hand-made
paper and broad margins. It is the same
with living novelists. Rare and limited editions
for the rich; cheap and unlimited editions
for the poor; all bought, all read, and the
novelist waxing more proud and prosperous
every day. So prosperous, indeed, so proud,
he is getting too great a man to amuse us as
of yore. He spins fewer stories now, and his
glittering web has grown a trifle gray and
dusty with the sweepings from back outlets
and mean streets. He preaches occasionally
in the market-place, and he says acrimonious
things anent other novelists whose ways of
thinking differ from his own. These new, sad
fashions of speech are often very grievous to
his readers, but nothing can rob him of our
friendship; for always we hope that he will
take us by the hand, and lead us smilingly
away from the relentless realities of life to the
golden regions of romance where the immortal
are.
FROM THE READER’S STANDPOINT. — Transcriber’s Notes
It is a serious age in which we live, and
there is a painful sense of responsibility
manifested by those who have assigned to
themselves the task of directing their fellow
creatures, not only in matters spiritual, but in
all that pertains to intellectual or artistic life.
That we need guidance is plain enough; the
helping hand of patient and scholarly criticism
was never more welcome than now; but to be
driven, or rather hounded along the sunny
paths of literature by severe and self-appointed
teachers is not perhaps the surest way
of reaching the best that has been known and
thought in the world. Neither is it calculated
to increase our enjoyment en route. The
“personally conducted” reader must weary
now and then of his restricted range, as well
as of the peculiar contentiousness of his guides.
If he be reading for his own entertainment,—and
there are men and women who keep that
object steadily and selfishly in view,—if he be
deep in a novel, for example, with no other
purpose than an hour’s unprofitable pleasure,
it is annoying to be told by the authors of
several other novels that he has chosen this
pleasure unwisely. He may be pardoned if,
in a moment of irritation, he tells the disputants
plucking at his sleeve to please go on
writing their fiction as well as in them lies,
and he will decide for himself which of their
books to read.
For it is not in the nature of man to relish
a too strenuous dictatorship in matters which
he cannot be made to believe are of very urgent
importance. When Mr. Hamlin Garland
says that American literature must be distinctly
and unmistakably American, that it must be
faithful to American conditions, it is difficult
not to reply that there is no “must” for us
of Mr. Garland’s devising. Let him write
his stories as he thinks best, and his many
admirers will read them with satisfaction; but
his authority is necessarily limited to his own
literary offspring. He cannot expect to whip
other people’s children. When Mr. Hall
Caine tells the good people of Edinburgh that
the novelist is his brother’s keeper, that it
is “evasive cowardice” for him to deny his
responsibility, and that the mere fact of his
having written a book proves that he feels
himself something stronger than his neighbor
who hasn’t, we only protest, as readers, against
assuming any share in this spirit of acute conscientiousness.
Personally, I do not believe
that it is the duty of any man or woman to
write a novel. In nine cases out of ten, there
would be greater merit in leaving it unwritten.
But even granting that the author goes to
work, like Mr. Caine, from the strictest sense
of moral liability, there can be no corresponding
obligation on our part to read the tale.
We hear too much of our failure to accept
and appreciate the gifts which the liberal gods
are now providing for us, and it would be
more modest, as well as more dignified, if
those who set the feast would forbear to extol
its merits.
As for the rival schools of fiction, they may
as well consent to live in amity side by side.
If they don’t “fill one home with glee,” they
fill many homes with that moderate gratification
which lightens a weary hour. Each has
its adherents; each gives its allotted share of
pleasure to people who know very well what
they like, and who will never be converted
by arguments into reading what they don’t.
It is useless to tell a man who is halfway
through “The House of the Wolf,” and oblivious
for one blessed hour to everything in the
world save the fate and fortunes of three
French lads, that “the romantic novel represents
a juvenile and, intellectually considered,
lower stage of development than the realistic
novel.” He doesn’t care the value of a ha’penny
for stages of development. He is not
reading “The House of the Wolf” by way
of mental or moral discipline. He is not to
be persuaded into exchanging it unfinished for
“The Apprenticeship of Lemuel Barker,” because
more “creative intelligence” is required
to tell a story without incident—when there
is, so to speak, no story to tell. What is it
to him, if the book were hard or easy to write?
Why should he be reminded perpetually by
realists and veritists of the arduous nature of
their task? He did not put them to work.
The one and only thing which is of vital interest
to him is the tale itself. The author’s
point of view, his sense of personal responsibility,
the artistic limits which he sets himself,
the difficulties which he piles in his own way
and heroically overcomes, the particular platform
from which he addresses the universe,
his stern adherence to actualities, his truthful
treatment of material,—all these things about
which we hear so much, mean nothing, and
less than nothing to the reader. Give him
the book, and he asks to know no more. He
judges it by some standard of his own, which
may not bear the test of critical analysis, but
which is more convincing to him than the
recorded opinion of the writer. The wife of
his bosom and his college-bred daughter are
powerless to persuade him that Tourguéneff
is a better novelist than Dickens. And when
he stoutly resists this pressure from within,
this subtle and penetrating influence of feminine
culture, it is worse than useless to attack
him from without with supercilious remarks
anent juvenility, and the immature stage of
his development.
It must be admitted that the realistic story-writers
are more prone to tell us about themselves
and their methods than are the heroic
narrators of improbable, but none the less
interesting, romances. Mr. Rider Haggard,
indeed, from time to time insinuates that he,
too, is trammeled by the obstinate nature of
facts, and that there is a restraining and
troublesome ingredient of truth mingled with
his fiction. But this is surely a pleasant jest
on Mr. Haggard’s part. We cannot believe
that he ever denied himself an incident in the
entire course of his literary life. Mr. Stevenson
defended with characteristic spirit those
keenly imaginative and adventurous tales
which have made the whole world kin, and to
whose splendid inspiration we owe perhaps
the added heritage of “Kidnapped” and
“Treasure Island.” Mr. Lang throws down
his gauntlet unhesitatingly in behalf of romance,
and fights her battles with joyous and
animating zeal. But Mr. Lang is not pre-eminently
a novelist. He only drops into
fiction now and then, as Mr. Wegg dropped
into poetry, in the intervals of more urgent
avocations. Moreover, it is seldom from these
authors that we gather our minute information
concerning the duties and difficulties of novel-writing.
They have been too wary to betray
the secrets of the craft. It is Mr. Garland,
for instance, and not Mr. Stanley Weyman,
who confides to us what we had never even
suspected,—the veritist’s lack of control over
the characters he has created. “He cannot
shove them about,” we are told, and are
amazed to hear it, “nor marry them, nor kill
them. What they do, they do by their own
will, or through nature’s arrangement. Their
very names come by some singular attraction.
The veritist cannot name his characters arbitrarily.”
Small wonder he finds his task a hard one!
Small wonder he says so much about the difficulties
which beset him! He does his duty
by Mary Jane, provides her with a lover, and
laboriously strives to strew with novelistic
thorns the devious paths of courtship. What
must be his sentiments, when the ungrateful
hussy refuses, after all his trouble, to marry
the young man. Or perhaps she declines to
be called Mary Ann, and insists that her
name is Arabella, to his great annoyance and
discomfiture. Lurid possibilities of revolt
suggest themselves on every side, until the
unhappy novel-writer, notwithstanding his detestation
of the “feudal ideal,” as illustrated
by Sir Walter Scott, must sigh occasionally
for “les Droits Seigneuriaux,” which would
enable him to hang a few of his rebellious
puppets, “pour encourager les autres.” It
may be worth while, in this connection, to
remind him of the absolutely arbitrary manner
in which Mr. Anthony Trollope, that true
master of realism, disposed of Mrs. Proudie.
If ever there was a character in fiction whom
we should have trusted to hold her own against
her author, Mrs. Proudie was that character.
No reasonable creature will for a moment pretend
that an amiable, easy-going, middle-aged
gentleman like Mr. Trollope was a match for
the Bishop’s wife, who had, in her day, routed
many a stronger man. She had lived so long,
too. In novel after novel she had played her
vigorous part, until the right to go on living
was hers by force of established usage and custom.
Yet this is what happened. One morning
Mr. Trollope, while writing at the Athenæum
Club, enjoyed the salutary experience of hearing
himself criticised, and very unfavorably
criticised, by two of the club members. Among
other things, they said they were tired of
reading about the same people over and over
again; they thought if a man had not wit
enough to evolve new characters, he had better
give up composing novels; and they objected
especially to the perpetual domination of a
woman so odious as Mrs. Proudie. At this
juncture, Mr. Trollope could be silent no
longer. He arose, confessed his identity, admitted
his sin, and promised, by way of
amendment, to kill Mrs. Proudie “before the
week was out;” for were not the unfinished
chapters of the “Last Chronicles of Barset”
lying at that moment on his table? And
what is more, he kept his word. He slew Mrs.
Proudie, apparently quite oblivious to the fact
that he was interfering unwarrantably with
“nature’s arrangement.” I mention this incident
to show that it is possible for a really
determined author, who knows his rights and
will have them, to overcome the resistance of
the most obstinate character in his book.
For the rest, it does not appear to the peace-loving
reader that either the realist or the
romancist has any very convincing arguments
to offer in defense of his own exclusive orthodoxy.
When the romancist affirms that his
books lift men out of the sordid, painful realities
of life into a healthier atmosphere, and
make them temporarily forgetful of sadness
and discontent, the realist very sensibly replies
that he prefers facts, however sordid, to literary
anodynes, and that it is his peculiar pleasure
to grapple with things as they are. When
the realist remarks in turn that nothing is
easier than to write of love and war, but that
it “lacks distinction,” and shows a puerile and
childish mind, the romancist merely chuckles,
and clasps “Les Trois Mousquetaires” closer
to his heart. Neither of the combatants is
likely to be much affected by anything the
other has to say, and we, outside the ring, can
but echo Marianne Dashwood’s sentiment,
“This is admiration of a very particular kind.”
Mr. Stevenson and Mr. Lang have both distinctly
recorded their debt of gratitude to
Dumas. They cannot and do not claim that
he is at all times an edifying writer; but many
a weary hour has been brightened for them by
the magic of his art, many a fretful doubt laid
to rest by contact with his virile gayety and
courage. On the other hand, Mr. Boyesen
has just as distinctly and just as sincerely
assured us that Dumas had no charm nor spell
for him, and he has added his impression that
it is only those who, intellectually, never out-grow
their boyhood who continue to delight in
such “sensational chronicles of impossible
deeds.”
It is in this latter statement, which has been
repeated over and over again with as many
variations as a popular air, that the peculiar
temper of the realist stands revealed. He is
not only sure that stories of adventure are not
to his liking, but he is equally sure that those
who do enjoy them are his intellectual inferiors,
or at least that they have not reached a
mental maturity commensurate with his own.
He says so, with pleasing candor, whenever he
has the opportunity. He is, in general, what
the Ettrick Shepherd neatly terms “a bigot to
his ain abeelities,” and it would be hard to
convince him that Dumas is none the less, in
the words of Michelet, “a force of nature,”
because he is not personally stirred by that
force, or because he knows a number of intelligent
men who are no more affected than he is.
For myself, I can but say that, being constrained
once to spend two days in Marseilles,
the only thing that reconciled me to my fate
was the sight of the gray Chateau d’If standing,
stern and solitary, amid the roughened
waters. “Banks and tariffs, the newspaper
and the caucus,” may, as Emerson says, “rest
on the same foundations of wonder as the
town of Troy and the Temple of Delphos;”
but, personally, I am more susceptible to Troy,
or even to the Chateau d’If, than I am to
banks, of which useful institutions Marseilles
contains a number, all very handsome and
imposing. This is, perhaps, a matter of temperament
and training, or it may be that mine
is one of those “primitive natures” for whose
“weak and childish imaginations,” as Mr.
Howells phrases it, such unrealities are a necessary
stimulant. It is true that I might, if
I chose, shelter myself under the generous
mantle of Dr. Johnson, who was known to
say that “the books we read with most pleasure
are light compositions which contain a
quick succession of events;” but, after all,
this was but the expression of the doctor’s
personal preference, and of no more weight
than are the words of living critics who share,
or who do not share, in his opinion.
“A good cause,” says Sir Thomas Browne,
“needs not to be patron’d by passion, but
can sustain itself upon a temperate dispute;”
and if scornful words be unneeded—and unheeded—in
matters of moment, they simply
run to waste when poured out over trivialities.
We are asked to take everything so seriously
in this unhumorous age, to talk about the
novel as a “powerful educational agent,” and
to discuss the “profound and complex logic of
reality” in a short story of mild interest and
modest wit. This confuses our sense of proportion,
and we grow restive under a pressure
too severe. Yet who shall say that the public,
big, amiable, and unconcerned, is not grateful
for every readable book that strays into its
path? Romance and realism, the proven and
the impossible, wild stories of youthful passion
and sedate studies of middle-aged spinsters,
tales of New England villages, tales of
Western towns, tales of Scotch hamlets, and
tales of the mist-lands beyond the mountains
of Africa, are all welcomed and read with
avidity. The novelist, unless he be inhumanly
dull, is sure of his audience, and he grows didactic
from sheer excess of prosperity. When
the Rev. Mr. John Watson (Ian Maclaren)
wrote “Beside the Bonnie Briar Bush,” the
book went straight to many hearths and many
hearts. It was not an epoch-making work by
any means, but its homely pathos and humor
insured for it an immediate hearing, and most
comfortable returns. The critics united in its
praise, and the publishers gave us at once to
understand how many copies had been sold.
Why, then, did Mr. Watson, to whom the gods
had been so kind, lift up his voice in a few
short months to say supercilious things anent
all schools of fiction save his own? The world
is wider than Scotland, and local coloring is
not humanity’s one need. It will be long ere
we believe that the art of story-telling began
with “A Window in Thrums,” or that “Beside
the Bonnie Briar Bush” marks its final development.
Let us rather remember with gratitude
that Mr. Barrie, an artist too versatile to
be intolerant, has recorded, in place of delicate
self-analysis and self-congratulation, his sincere
reverence for Scott, and Dickens, and Thackeray,
and Fielding, and Smollett, “old-fashioned
novelists of some repute,” whose horizon
is wide as the sound of our English tongue,
and whose sun is not yet set.
If we cannot have peace, let us then have
a truce, as in the old fighting days, a truce
of six months or a year. It would freshen
us amazingly to hear nothing for a whole
year about the “soul-searching veracity of Tolstoï,”
and a great many timid people might
pluck up heart to read that fine novelist, who
has been rendered so alarming by his admirers.
For a year the romancist could write of young
people who marry, and the realist of middle-aged
people who don’t; and, in the renewed
tranquillity of content, each workman might
perhaps recognize the strength of the other’s
position. For youth, and age, and marriage,
and celibacy are alike familiar to us all. We
have no crying need to be enlightened on these
subjects, though we cheerfully consent to be
entertained by them. “If the public do not
know what books to read,” says Mr. Lang
very truthfully, “it is not for lack of cheap
and copious instruction.” We are sated sometimes
with good advice, and grow a little tired
of education. There are days even when we
recall with mingled regret and gratitude the
gray-haired, unknown author of “Aucassin and
Nicolette,” who wove his tale in the humble
hope that it might for a brief moment gladden
the sad hearts of men.
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