Then up rose Mrs. Cratchit, Cratchit's wife,
dressed out but poorly in a twice turned
gown, but brave in ribbons, which are cheap and
make a goodly show for sixpence; and she laid
the cloth, assisted by Belinda Cratchit, second of
her daughters, also brave in ribbons; while Master
Peter Cratchit plunged a fork into the saucepan
of potatoes, and getting the corners of his
monstrous shirt-collar (Bob's private property,
conferred upon his son and heir in honor of the
day) into his mouth, rejoiced to find himself so
gallantly attired, and yearned to show his linen
in the fashionable Parks. And now two smaller
Cratchits, boy and girl, came tearing in, screaming
that outside the baker's they had smelt
the goose, and known it for their own; and
basking in luxurious thoughts of sage and onion,
these young Cratchits danced about the table,
and exalted Master Peter Cratchit to the skies,
while he (not proud, although his collars nearly
choked him) blew the fire, until the slow potatoes,
bubbling up, knocked loudly at the saucepan
lid to be let out and peeled.
"What has ever got your precious father
then?" said Mrs. Cratchit. "And your brother
Tiny Tim! And Martha warn't as late last
Christmas Day by half an hour!"
"Here's Martha, mother!" said a girl, appearing
as she spoke.
"Here's Martha, mother!" cried the two
young Cratchits. "Hurrah! There's such a
goose, Martha!"
"Why, bless your heart alive, my dear, how
late you are!" said Mrs. Cratchit, kissing her a
dozen times, and taking off her shawl and bonnet
for her with officious zeal.
"We'd a deal of work to finish up last night,"
replied the girl, "and had to clear away this
morning, mother!"
"Well! never mind so long as you are come,"
said Mrs. Cratchit. "Sit ye down before the fire,
my dear, and have a warm, Lord bless ye!"
"No, no! there's father coming," cried the
two young Cratchits, who were everywhere at
once. "Hide, Martha, hide!"
So Martha hid herself; and in came little Bob,
the father, with at least three feet of comforter
exclusive of the fringe hanging down before
him, and his threadbare clothes darned up and
brushed to look seasonable, and Tiny Tim upon
his shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim, he bore a little
crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron
frame!
"Why, where's our Martha?" cried Bob
Cratchit, looking round.
"Not coming," said Mrs. Cratchit.
"Not coming!" said Bob, with a sudden declension
in his high spirits; for he had been
Tim's blood horse all the way from church, and
had come home rampant. "Not coming upon
Christmas Day!"
Martha didn't like to see him disappointed,
if it were only a joke; so she came out prematurely
from behind the closet door, and ran into
his arms, while the two young Cratchits hustled
Tiny Tim, and bore him off into the wash-house,
that he might hear the pudding singing in the
copper.
"And how did little Tim behave?" asked
Mrs. Cratchit, when she had rallied Bob on his
credulity, and Bob had hugged his daughter to
his heart's content.
"As good as gold," said Bob, "and better.
Somehow he gets thoughtful, sitting by himself
so much, and thinks the strangest things you
ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he
hoped the people saw him in the church, because
he was a cripple, and it might be pleasant
to them to remember upon Christmas Day who
made lame beggars walk and blind men see."
Bob's voice was tremulous when he told them
this, and trembled more when he said that Tiny
Tim was growing strong and hearty.
His active little crutch was heard upon the
floor, and back came Tiny Tim before another
word was spoken, escorted by his brother and
sister to his stool beside the fire; and while Bob,
turning up his cuffs,—as if, poor fellow, they
were capable of being made more shabby,—compounded
some hot mixture in a jug with gin
and lemons, and stirred it round and round and
put it on the hob to simmer, Master Peter and
the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch
the goose, with which they soon returned in high
procession.
Such a bustle ensued that you might have
thought a goose the rarest of all birds,—a feathered
phenomenon, to which a black swan was a
matter of course; and in truth it was something
very like it in that house. Mrs. Cratchit made
the gravy (ready beforehand in a little saucepan)
hissing hot; Master Peter mashed the potatoes
with incredible vigor; Miss Belinda sweetened
up the apple-sauce; Martha dusted the hot
plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a tiny
corner at the table; the two young Cratchits set
chairs for everybody, not forgetting themselves,
and mounting guard upon their posts, crammed
spoons into their mouths, lest they should shriek
for goose before their turn came to be helped.
At last the dishes were set on, and grace was
said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause,
as Mrs. Cratchit, looking slowly all along the
carving-knife, prepared to plunge it in the breast;
but when she did, and when the long-expected
gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of delight
arose all round the board, and even Tiny
Tim, excited by the two young Cratchits, beat
on the table with the handle of his knife, and
feebly cried Hurrah!
There never was such a goose. Bob said he
didn't believe there ever was such a goose
cooked. Its tenderness and flavor, size and
cheapness, were the themes of universal admiration.
Eked out by apple-sauce and mashed
potatoes, it was a sufficient dinner for the whole
family; indeed, as Mrs. Cratchit said with great
delight (surveying one small atom of a bone
upon the dish), they hadn't ate it all at last!
Yet every one had had enough, and the youngest
Cratchits in particular were steeped in sage
and onion to the eyebrows! But now the plates
being changed by Miss Belinda, Mrs. Cratchit left
the room alone—too nervous to bear witnesses—to
take the pudding up, and bring it in.
Suppose it should not be done enough! Suppose
it should break in turning out! Suppose
somebody should have got over the wall of the
back yard, and stolen it, while they were merry
with the goose,—a supposition at which the
two young Cratchits became livid! All sorts of
horrors were supposed.
Hallo! A great deal of steam! The pudding
was out of the copper. A smell like a washing-day!
That was the cloth. A smell like an eating-house
and a pastry-cook's next door to each
other, with a laundress's next door to that!
That was the pudding! In half a minute Mrs.
Cratchit entered—flushed, but smiling proudly—with
the pudding, like a speckled cannon-ball,
so hard and firm, blazing in half of half-a-quartern
of ignited brandy, and bedight with
Christmas holly stuck into the top.
Oh, a wonderful pudding! Bob Cratchit said,
and calmly too, that he regarded it as the greatest
success achieved by Mrs. Cratchit since their
marriage. Mrs. Cratchit said that now the weight
was off her mind, she would confess she had her
doubts about the quantity of flour. Everybody
had something to say about it, but nobody said
or thought it was at all a small pudding for a
large family. It would have been flat heresy to
do so. Any Cratchit would have blushed to hint
at such a thing.
At last the dinner was all done, the cloth was
cleared, the hearth swept, and the fire made up.
The compound in the jug being tasted, and considered
perfect, apples and oranges were put
upon the table, and a shovelful of chestnuts on
the fire. Then all the Cratchit family drew
round the hearth, in what Bob Cratchit called a
circle, meaning half a one; and at Bob Cratchit's
elbow stood the family display of glass,—two
tumblers and a custard-cup without a handle.
These held the hot stuff from the jug, however,
as well as golden goblets would have done;
and Bob served it out with beaming looks, while
the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and cracked
noisily. Then Bob proposed:—
"A merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God
bless us."
Which all the family re-echoed.
"God bless us every one!" said Tiny Tim,
the last of all.
He sat very close to his father's side, upon his
little stool. Bob held his withered little hand in
his, as if he loved the child, and wished to keep
him by his side, and dreaded that he might be
taken from him.
"Mr. Scrooge!" said Bob; "I'll give you,
Mr. Scrooge, the Founder of the Feast!"
"The Founder of the Feast indeed!" cried
Mrs. Cratchit, reddening. "I wished I had him
here. I'd give him a piece of my mind to feast
upon, and I hope he'd have a good appetite
for it."
"My dear," said Bob, "the children! Christmas
Day!"
"It should be Christmas Day, I am sure,"
said she, "on which one drinks the health of
such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as
Mr. Scrooge. You know he is, Robert! Nobody
knows it better than you do, poor fellow!"
"My dear," was Bob's mild answer, "Christmas
Day!"
"I'll drink his health for your sake and the
Day's," said Mrs. Cratchit, "not for his. Long
life to him! A merry Christmas and a happy
new year! He'll be very merry and very happy,
I have no doubt!"
The children drank the toast after her. It
was the first of their proceedings which had no
heartiness in it! Tiny Tim drank it last of all,
but he didn't care twopence for it. Scrooge was
the Ogre of the family. The mention of his
name cast a dark shadow on the party, which
was not dispelled for full five minutes.
After it had passed away, they were ten times
merrier than before, from the mere relief of
Scrooge the Baleful being done with. Bob
Cratchit told them how he had a situation in
his eye for Master Peter, which would bring in,
if obtained, full five-and-sixpence weekly. The
two young Cratchits laughed tremendously at the
idea of Peter's being a man of business; and
Peter himself looked thoughtfully at the fire from
between his collars, as if he were deliberating
what particular investments he should favor when
he came into the receipt of that bewildering income.
Martha, who was a poor apprentice at a
milliner's, then told them what kind of work she
had to do, and how many hours she worked at
a stretch, and how she meant to lie abed to-morrow
morning for a good long rest; to-morrow
being a holiday she passed at home. Also how
she had seen a countess and a lord some days
before, and how the lord "was much about as
tall as Peter," at which Peter pulled up his collars
so high that you couldn't have seen his
head if you had been there. All this time the
chestnuts and the jug went round and round;
and by and by they had a song, about a lost
child travelling in the snow, from Tiny Tim, who
had a plaintive little voice, and sang it very well
indeed.
By Hans Christian Andersen.