"I SEE by the paper——" began Private
Green, looking up.
Instantly the doughboys in the squad
room turned loose on him.
"You can never believe what you read in
the papers," broke in Private Hyman.
"Cut it and study your guard manual!" yelled
another.
"Is it going to rain to-night, rookie?"
"Let him alone. He wants to prove that he
can read," jeered another, which witticism
brought a swift flush to the face of Private
Green.
For Green was as verdant as his name. He
was a new recruit, just in after his probationary
period at a northwestern recruit rendezvous.
He was so green, in fact, that the men in the
squad room, and throughout B Company of
the Thirty-fourth United States Infantry accused
the young fellow of having joined the
Army so that he could get a wall of bayonets
between his own inexperienced self and the
bunco men.
The young recruit's mistake lay in pretending
to know a lot more than he really did know. He
had been put through the unmerciful hazing that
always awaits a very "fresh" rookie, or recruit,
but even that had taught him little. Private
Green was always looking for the chance to
prove to his new comrades among the regulars
of the Thirty-fourth that he knew something
after all. This afternoon his trouble had taken
the form of trying to find something in a two-days'
old newspaper on which he could discourse
for the enlightenment of the other men.
"I see by the paper," continued Private William
Green, as soon as his tormentors would
let him proceed, "that we of the United States
are now manufacturing the biggest and finest
guns in the world."
"Meaning cannon?" quizzed Private Hyman
innocently.
"Sure," nodded Private William Green.
"Take that over to the red sheds," jeered
one soldier.
"What do we of the infantry care about the
red legs and their troubles?" demanded Hyman,
as though affronted.
For the "doughboys," or infantrymen, of the
regular Army, affect supreme scorn for all other
arms of the service. In especial do they profess
contempt for the artillerymen, or red legs, this
latter epithet being derived from the fact that
red is the artillery color, and that the officers
and non-commissioned officers of the artillery
wear red side stripes on their trousers.
"But think what it means to this country,"
insisted Private William Green,"when we manufacture
the biggest guns in the world."
"And we have also the loudest-mouthed and
noisiest members in the peace societies," remarked
Private Hal Overton, laughingly.
"What have peace-spouters got to do with big
guns?" demanded Private William Green rather
stiffly.
"Why, you see," explained Hal,"the peace
advocates look for the millennium."
"The mill—what kind of mill?" inquired
Green, with unlooked-for interest, for Private
Willie had been employed in a grist mill before
enlisting.
"The mil-len-nium," explained Private Overton
patiently, though with a twinkle in his eyes.
"Never heard of that mill," replied Private
Green rather disdainfully. "What's it for?"
"Why, you see, Greenie—pardon me, I mean
Willie," continued Hal Overton, while the other
soldiers in the squad room, scenting fun, remained
silent, "it's like this: The millennium is
the age that may come some time. The peace-spouters
tell us that the millennium is coming in
two weeks from autumn. That millennium is the
age when all war will be abolished and soldiers
will have to go to work."
"What's all that got to do with what I was
talking about?" demanded Private Green, bewildered
and half offended.
"Wait, and Overton will tell you," warned
Hal's chum, Noll Terry, who stood by looking
decidedly trim and handsome in his spotless
khaki uniform.
"Of course you know all about Armageddon?"
resumed Hal.
"Never heard of him," retorted Green suspiciously,
for he saw the amused looks in the
faces of some of the soldiers standing about.
"Say—hold on! Is Army-gid-ap——"
"Armageddon," corrected Hal quietly.
"Is that the name of the new breakfast food
that the rainmaker (Army surgeon) was trying
to have sprung on the bill of fare of our company
mess?"
"Oh, no," Hal assured him. "Nothing as
bad as that. You see, Greenie—Willie, I mean—while
the peace-howlers lay all of their bets on
the millennium being just over the fence, there's
another crowd of high-brow thinkers who look
forward to the great battle when all the armies
of the world will be present. That battle is
going to be the one grand fight of all history,
and the armies of one half of the world are
going to get a sure thrashing from the armies
of the other half. Any way you look at it, it's
surely going to be a big scrap, Willie, and after
that maybe all soldiers will be too tired to fight
any more. Now, for that great battle the high-brows
have invented the name of Armageddon.
Don't forget the name, Willie—Armageddon.
It's going to be the biggest fight the world ever
saw—the only real fight in history, as we'll look
back at it afterwards."
"But what has all this got to do with what
I was reading from the paper?" insisted Private
Green.
"Why, don't you see, if we're making the biggest
and finest guns, and Armageddon comes
on, it'll be just like robbing a baker's wagon for
us to win Armageddon. On the other hand, if
millennium runs in first, and we don't need the
guns, then we win, too. We've got the biggest
guns for Armageddon, and the noisiest peace-howlers
for the millennium. Armageddon or millennium,
it's just as good a bet either way, for
the United States is bound to win, going or coming."
Private William Green didn't see more than a
tenth part of the point, but the laugh that followed
got on his nerves.
"You fellows are nothing but a lot of horse-play
idiots," he growled, rising and stalking
away.
As he made his way through the little fringe
of soldiers something happened to Private William
Green, but Hal Overton was the only disinterested
person who happened to see it.
William had joined the Army after toiling and
saving for some four years. Green had saved
his money, and hoped to save a lot more. He
was known to have about four hundred dollars
in cash, which he had so far declined to deposit
with the Army pay-master. Where he kept this
money was not known, beyond the fact that he
sometimes carried it on his person.
Just as William was passing through the group
of soldiers a hand ran expertly up under the
loose hem of Private Green's blouse. A wallet
left Green's right-hand hip pocket, coming away
with the intruding hand. Then Private Dowley
slipped the wallet into his own trousers'
pocket.
Hal saw and acted with his usual quickness.
"Don't do that, Dowley," Hal advised, moving
forward and resting a hand on Private Dowley's
shoulder.
"Don't do what?" demanded Dowley, turning
scowling eyes on Hal.
"Give him back his wallet, Dowley. That's
carrying a joke too far."
"I haven't——" was as far as Private Dowley
got when Private William Green, who was
twenty-two years old, tall, raw-boned, freckled
and sandy haired, heard the word and clapped
a hand to his own hip pocket.
"I've been touched—robbed—right in the
heart of United States forces!" yelled Private
Green, turning and staggering back.
"Give it back to him, Dowley," urged Hal.
"What do you mean? To say that I——"
sputtered Dowley, clenching his fists as though
he meant to hurl himself at Hal Overton.
But Private William himself settled the problem
by hurling himself weakly at Dowley and
running his hands over his comrade's clothing.
"There it is," yelled William. "My wallet—right
in Dowley's trousers' pocket."
"Of course," nodded Private Hal. "Dowley
did it as a joke, but it looks like carrying a joke
too far."
Dowley, seeing that further denial was useless,
broke into a guffaw. Then he thrust a hand
into his pocket, producing the wallet. William
Green pounced upon it with an exclamation of
joy.
"I wanted to string Greenie," explained Dowley
hoarsely, "but Overton had to go to work
and spoil it all."
"The joke was in bad taste," observed Private
Hyman quietly. "We don't want any work
of that sort here, even for fun."
"What I marvel at," remarked Hal innocently,
"is how you did the thing in such a
smooth, light-fingered way, Dowley."
"Light fingered? You hound!" raged Dowley,
his eyes blazing. "Do you mean that I
did the trick with the skill of a crook?"
He placed himself squarely before the young
soldier, crowding him back and glaring into
Overton's eyes.
The other soldiers in the room found suddenly
a new interest in the scene. Young Overton
wasn't quarrelsome; he was the soul of good
nature, in fact, but he knew how to fight when
he had to do it.
"Stop walking on my feet," counseled Hal,
giving Dowley a slight push that sent him backward
a step.
"What did you mean?" insisted Dowley, who
was working himself into a greater rage with
every second.
"It's time to ask what you mean," retorted
Hal.
"You called me a light-fingered crook, because
I played a joke on Greenie," roared Dowley.
"And I'm going to make you eat talk like that."
"You're putting a wrong construction on my
words," returned Hal quietly.
"You called me a light-fingered crook, didn't
you?" demanded Dowley hotly.
"I spoke of your performance as a light-fingered
trick."
"That's the same thing," raged the older man.
"Is it?"
"Don't play baby, and don't crawfish,"
sneered Dowley, scowling. "You know what
you meant."
"And you seem to think you know, too."
"We must break this up," whispered Private
Hyman to Noll Terry, Hal Overton's soldier
chum. "I don't want to see him get hurt."
"What do you care about Dowley?" asked
Noll, shrugging his shoulders.
"Dowley be hanged!" retorted Hyman. "It's
your kid friend I'm thinking about."
"Oh, he won't get hurt," retorted Noll with
cheery assurance.
"Your friend is pretty handy with his fists, I
know, but Dowley is a big fellow, an older man,
with more fighting judgment; and I miss my
guess if Dowley hasn't had a big lot of practice
in rough-and-tumble in all the bad spots of
life."
"Will you take back and apologize for what
you said?" insisted Dowley.
"If I said anything I shouldn't have said,"
replied Hal quietly.
"You're a liar, a cur and——"
"Stop that!" objected Hal Overton, yet without
raising his voice.
"Apologize, then! Do it handsomely, too."
"You've said too much to be entitled to any
apology now," Hal assured the scowling soldier.
"Apologize, or I'll——"
"Going to start now?" Hal queried smilingly.
"Yes, you——"
Dowley made a rush, with both fists clenched.
Hal nimbly sidestepped, putting up his own
guard at the same time.
"Attention!" shouted a soldier.
Instantly both prospective combatants
dropped their hands. The door of the squad-room
had opened, and now there entered a
young officer, handsome and resplendent in his
new fatigue uniform. Unlike the khaki-clad
enlisted men, this officer was attired in the blue
uniform. Down the outer side of either leg of
his trousers ran the broad white stripe of the
commissioned officer of infantry. On his shoulders
lay the plain shoulder strap, without bars
or other device, proclaiming the young man to
be a second lieutenant. He was a handsome
young fellow of twenty-two, erect, fine of bearing
and every inch of him an intense soldier.
"Where is Sergeant Hupner?" asked Lieutenant
Prescott. His glance, as he made the
inquiry, appeared to be directed to Private Hal
Overton.
"I don't know, sir," Hal answered respectfully.
"And neither of the corporals berthed in this
squad room are present, either?"
"No, sir."
No displeasure was apparent in the young
lieutenant's tone. There was no reason why
the corporals, as well as the sergeant, should
not be absent at this moment, if they chose.
The officer's query was made only for the purpose
of securing information.
"You are Private Overton?"
"Yes, sir."
"When Sergeant Hupner returns be good
enough to say to him that I wish to see him at
my quarters. Any time before the call for parade
will do."
"Very good, sir."
"If Private Overton is not here when Sergeant
Hupner returns, any other man may deliver
my message," continued Lieutenant Prescott.
"That is all. Good afternoon, men."
The young lieutenant turned and strode from
the squad room.
"Somehow," mused Private Hyman, "it takes
West Point to turn out a real soldier, doesn't
it? No matter how good a man is, or how long
he spends in learning the soldier trade, he's
never quite the same unless he has the West
Point brand on him."
"That's nothing to do with my affair,"
growled Private Dowley. "Now, Kid Overton,
I'll attend to your case."
"Oh, cut it, Dowley," grumbled Private Hyman.
"Get out and keep out, or we'll find a
blanket and give you a little excitement. Eh,
boys?"
"I'm going to polish off this kid for his insults
to me," insisted Dowley sulkily.
"Bring the blanket, boys," muttered Hyman
wearily.
From several of the men came a gleeful whoop
as they started in various directions. It looked
like business of a different sort now, and Dowley
was not too blind to see it.
"Oh, all right, if you're all going to butt in
to save this kid doughbaby from his just deserts.
But he'll get his later on," snarled Private
Dowley.
"I'm all ready now. There's no time like
the present," smiled Hal.
But two of the soldiers were coming back with
blankets. There's not an atom of fun—for the
victim—in being tossed in a blanket, so Dowley
started for the door.
It banged behind him. Two minutes later
it banged again, this time closing on big Private
Bill Hooper.
"Birds of a feather—you all know the rest,"
chuckled Private Hyman, winking at some of
his comrades in B Company. A general laugh
answered.
"Why didn't you let Dowley have his fun?"
asked Private Hal Overton good-humoredly.
"Because, Hal," replied Hyman, "Dowley
is a big, ugly, dangerous man. You're spunky;
you're all grit, and I don't know any kid who
can handle himself as well as you do. But Dowley
is in another class."
"You'll do well, after this, Hal," murmured
Noll Terry, when the chums were by themselves
at one end of the room, "to keep your eyes open.
I shall do the same."
"Why?" Overton wanted to know.
"Well, you've made an enemy of Dowley."
"Perhaps."
"Don't treat it as lightly as that," warned
Noll Terry with great earnestness. "Dowley
isn't a man to forget even a fancied injury. You
noticed that Bill Hooper went out soon after
Dowley, didn't you?"
"Yes; but what of it?"
"Hooper hates you; he has hated you for
a long time, and Dowley has just learned to
hate you. Now, you may be sure those two birds
of a feather will flock together."
"Let 'em," laughed Hal indifferently.
"For what purpose will they flock together?"
persisted Noll. "They now have a common interest
in making life miserable for you."
"Just for my one remark to Dowley?" smiled
Hal.
"I tell you Dowley is the kind of man who
takes offense easily, and then can't make himself
forget. Look there, quick!"
Noll, who had been half facing one of the end
windows of the squad room, suddenly nudged
Hal, then pointed.
"Do you see that pair over yonder, just
going through under the trees?" queried Noll
Terry dryly.
"Hooper and Dowley," nodded Hal.
"What do you suppose has brought that pair
together so quickly after the scene here?
They're drawn together by a common interest—in
you."
"Let 'em talk about me, if they like," proposed
Hal coolly.
"Do you imagine they're getting together
just to talk about you?" demanded Private
Terry half indignantly. "Wake up, Hal; keep
your eyes open, and I'll do the same. They're
two, but we are two, also. If you don't go to
sleep, Hal, I think we can prove ourselves equal
to anything that that pair may try to do. But
you don't want to forget that they are certainly
plotting to do something to get you into trouble.
Whatever gets you into trouble also puts a bad
mark on your record as a soldier and threatens
to interfere with your promotion."
"If Hooper and Dowley get busy along those
lines," muttered Hal, his eyes blazing, "they'll
find that they have a sure fight on their hands."
"That's the way to talk, old fellow," approved
Noll Terry, his eyes shining eagerly.
"And don't think I'm foolish, either, in the
warning that I'm giving you."
"Thank you, Noll; I guess it will be as well
to be ordinarily alert, where that pair are concerned.
It never does any fellow harm to have
his eyes open at all times."
Readers of the previous volume in this series,
"Uncle Sam's Boys in the Ranks," will need
no introduction to Privates Hal Overton and
Noll Terry, of the Thirty-fourth United States
Infantry, stationed at Fort Clowdry, in the
lower Rockies of Colorado.
Hal and Noll were bright, typical American
boys when, at the age of eighteen, back in their
New Jersey home town, they decided that their
careers in life were to be found through enlisting
in the Army.
It was in April that they enlisted, after which
they were sent to a recruit rendezvous near New
York City. At the recruit rendezvous the two
young "rookies," as recruits are commonly
termed in the service, were whipped very
thoroughly into shape.
While at the recruit rendezvous the two rookies
distinguished themselves by preventing the
desertion of a corporal who was in arrest. For
this service they were commended in orders.
On the way to their regiment in Colorado the
boys were present when an attempt was made
to hold up the United States mail train. An
Army officer, Major Davis, of the Seventeenth
Cavalry, ordered them to assist him in resisting
an attack on the mail car. In the encounter that
followed some of the train robbers were shot,
others then surrendering to Major Davis. That
same night Major Davis wired the colonel of
the Thirty-fourth, speaking of the young recruits
in high terms for their prompt obedience
and their grit under trying circumstances. So
Overton and Terry, on joining their regiment the
next morning, found themselves in high favor.
Of course the young soldiers had to endure
the usual amount of "hazing" when they took
up their new life in the squad room. But this
they did with a combination of grit and good
humor that soon won them the respect of the
older soldiers.
Then came a period of great excitement on
the post. Despite the fact that an entire battalion
of the Thirty-fourth was stationed at Fort
Clowdry, a gang of burglars visited the quarters
of married officers on dark nights, and invariably
succeeded in getting away with substantial booty.
It was young Private Overton who, when on
sentry duty up in officers' row, was first to detect
the burglars as they were leaving a house
that they had robbed. Before the guard arrived
Private Hal Overton had a spirited battle with
the decamping thieves. One of them turned out
to be Tip Branders, a young bully who had once
lived in the home town of Hal and Noll. Branders
had robbed his own mother and had drifted
west, falling in with bad company. Hal and
Noll then remembered a rock-strewn, distant
part of the post where they had once met Tip,
and there they led a squad of soldiers, under
an officer. Here, after another brief but spirited
battle, the escaped burglars had been caught;
and here also all the booty stolen from the quarters
along officers' row was recovered.
Both young soldiers had now received great
credit for their daring and clever work. Moreover,
both had gone on rapidly in the thorough
learning of their new work as soldiers of the
regular Army.
And now the month of August had come
around. Both young soldiers were now on the
high road to efficiency and success in their
strenuous new life.
Readers of the "High School Boys' Series"
and the "West Point Series" will be quick to
recognize another young man who has been
briefly introduced in the opening of this present
volume—Lieutenant Dick Prescott, a graduate
of the United States Military Academy at West
Point, and just recently appointed to his
regiment, the Thirty-fourth. With Lieutenant
Prescott was Lieutenant Greg Holmes,
who will be remembered as Prescott's close
chum in the High School and West Point
days.
Prescott we now find as second lieutenant of
B Company; Holmes was now second lieutenant
of C Company of the same battalion of the
Thirty-fourth.
Both were splendid young officers, and manly
to the core. In the few days that Lieutenants
Prescott and Holmes had been at Fort Clowdry
they had made a fine impression on the enlisted
men. Soldiers are quick to judge and estimate
the worth of their officers.
Sergeant Hupner soon entered the squad
room. The first sergeant being absent for a
couple of days, Hupner was acting first sergeant.
To him Hal gave Lieutenant Prescott's message.
"I'll go up to the lieutenant's quarters at
once," nodded Hupner. "He's a fine young
officer, isn't he?"
"Yes," agreed Private Overton. "But I
haven't yet met any but mighty fine officers in
the service, so the lieutenant isn't any cause of
surprise to me."
Hupner was back within twenty minutes.
"Attention," he called. "Men, in the absence
of the captain and first lieutenant until Wednesday,
Lieutenant Prescott is company commander.
He has just notified me, as acting first
sergeant, to inform the men that B and C Companies
march from the post on Friday for a
two weeks' period of training in field duty.
Every man will promptly see to it that all his
field outfit is in proper order. Any man wishing
further instruction or advice will apply to
me at any time up to our departure."
Then Sergeant Hupner hurried forth to acquaint
the men in the other squad rooms of B
Company with the news.
"Field work? Hurrah!" shouted Private
Terry, always eager to experience new phases
of the soldier's life.
"You've never been off on field work, have
you?" asked Hyman dryly.
"No; that's why I'm so pleased about it,"
Noll answered.
"And that's the only reason," added Hyman.
"Take it from me that it's a period of hard
work, tedious marching, blistered feet, aching
muscles and all but crumbling bones. It's nothing
but a big, torturesome hike through the
mountains."
"I'll enjoy it," insisted Private Terry.
"Wait," advised Hyman.
Soon after the buglers of the post were sounding
first call to afternoon parade. It was not
until the men were falling in ranks that Bill
Hooper and the morose Dowley heard about the
coming tour of field duty.
"That will be our chance," muttered Hooper
to Dowley, after the men had been dismissed at
the conclusion of parade. The two were again
by themselves, their scheming heads together.
"I don't believe the chance will be as good
off in the field as it will be here at barracks,"
grunted Dowley.
"That's because you haven't been in the Army
long enough to know," retorted big Bill Hooper.
"Blast the Army!" snarled Dowley.
"However did you come to enlist, anyway?"
asked Hooper curiously.
"I had reasons of my own," replied Dowley
shortly.
"Did the sheriff have anything to do with
those reasons?" grinned Hooper darkly.
"Don't get too curious!" warned the other.
"Oh, I'm not nosey," laughed Hooper. "And
we can't afford to quarrel. We're both pledged
to getting Overton kicked out of the service."
"Are you sure that he and Terry really expect
to work their way up to becoming commissioned
officers?"
"I have it on the best of authority," declared
Private Hooper.
"Whose?"
"Their own."
"Did they tell you so?"
"Not they! Those kids are too close-mouthed
for that. At least, they didn't tell me direct,
and I don't believe they've told any other enlisted
men on the post. But I heard them talking
it over, one day when they didn't know I
was around. They expect to be made corporals
before their first year is out. In three years
they hope to be sergeants, and then they scheme
to take the enlisted men's examination for commissions
as second lieutenants."
"Lieutenants? Shave-tails?" guffawed Dowley.
"Hooper, they'll never even be corporals.
It's a bob-tail discharge for theirs!"
Second lieutenants, when their commissions
are very new, are often referred to as "shave-tails."
A "bob-tail" is a dishonorable discharge,
after court-martial. To a real soldier
a "bob-tail" means unspeakable disgrace.
"A bob-tail for theirs—yes, sir," repeated
Private Dowley. "And I'm genius enough to
bring it about!"
"Perhaps you won't need my help, for you
sure are some smart," suggested Bill Hooper in
a tone of pretended admiration.
"I'm smart enough to see that you'd drop
out and use me as the catspaw," growled Private
Dowley. "None of that, Bill! You'll stand
right by and do half of the dirty work in exchange
for half of the satisfaction. Between us
we'll give that fool Overton a new middle name,
and that middle name will be 'Bob-tail'!"