GREENWICH HOSPITAL, — Footnotes
The grand depository of human fragments,—the
snug harbour for docked remnants,—Greenwich
Hospital! Who is there that has stood
upon that fine terrace, when the calm of evening
has shed its influence on the spirit, and nature’s
pencil intermingling light and shade has graced
the landscape with its various tints, without feeling
delighted at the spectacle? No sound is heard
to break the stillness of the hour, save when the
sea-boy trills his plaintive ditty, studious to grace
the turnings of his song, for it was his mother
taught it him, and her he strives to imitate. To
him the tide rolls on unheeded; he sees not the
tall mast, the drooping sail; ah, no! his heart is in
the cottage where he knew his first affection,
when with a smile of infantile delight he drew
his nourishment from that fond bosom lately bedewed
with tears at parting.
Who is there that has not exulted in the scene,
when the proud ship has spread her canvass to the
breeze to carry forth the produce of our country
to distant lands? or when returning to her own
home-shores, laden with the luxuries of foreign
climes, the gallant tars have
“Hailed each well-known object with delight!”
Ay, there they stand! the veterans of the ocean,
bidding defiance to care and sorrow, full of mirth
and jollity although they are moored in tiers.
They are critics too, deep critics; but they cannot
fancy the steam vessel with a chimney for a mast,
and fifty yards of smoke for a pendant. These
are the men that Smollett pictured,—the Jack
Rattlins and the Tom Pipes of former years. Ay,
those were rattling days and piping times! There
is no place upon earth, except Greenwich, in which
we can now meet with them, or find the weather-roll
or lee-lurch to perfection. They are all
thorough-bred, and a thorough-bred seaman is
one of the drollest compounds in existence; a
mixture of all that is ludicrous and grave,—of
undaunted courage and silly fear. I do not mean
the every-day sailor, but the bold, daring, intrepid
man-of-war’s man; he who in the heat of action
primed his wit and his gun together, without a
fear of either missing fire.
The real tar has a language peculiarly his own,
and his figures of speech are perfect stopper-knots
to the understanding of a landsman. If he speaks
of his ship, his eloquence surpasses the orations of
a Demosthenes, and he revels in the luxuriance of
metaphor. The same powers of elocution, with
precisely the same terms, are applied to his wife,
and it is a matter of doubt as to which engrosses
the greatest portion of his affection,—to him they
are both lady-ships. Hear him expatiate on his
little barkey, as he calls his wooden island, though
she may carry a hundred-and-fifty guns and a crew
of a thousand men. “Oh! she’s the fleetest of the
fleet; sits on the water like a duck; stands under
her canvass as stiff as a crutch; and turns to windward
like a witch!” Of his wife he observes,
“What a clean run from stem to starn! She carries
her t’gall’nt sails through every breeze, and
in working hank for hank never misses stays!” He
will point to the bows of his ship, and swear she
is as sharp as a wedge, never stops at a sea, but
goes smack through all. He looks at his wife, admires
her head-gear, and out-riggers, her braces
and bow-lines; compares her eyes to dolphin-strikers,
boasts of her fancy and fashion-pieces,
and declares that she darts along with all the
grace of a bonnetta. When he parts with his wife
to go on a cruise, no tear moistens his cheek, no
tremulous agitation does discredit to his manhood:
there is the honest pressure of the hand, the fervent
kiss, and then he claps on the topsail-halliards,
or walks round at the capstan to the lively
sounds of music. But when he quits his ship, the
being he has rigged with his own fingers, that has
stood under him in many a dark and trying hour,
whilst the wild waves have dashed over them
with relentless fury, then—then—the scuppers of
his heart are unplugged and overflow with the
soft droppings of sensibility. How often has he
stood upon that deck and eyed the swelling sails,
lest the breezes of heaven should
“Visit their face too roughly!”
How many hours has he stood at that helm and
watched her coming up and falling off! and when
the roaring billows have threatened to ingulf
her in the bubbling foam of the dark waters, he
has eased her to the sea with all the tender anxiety
that a mother feels for her first-born child.
With what pride has he beheld her top the mountain
wave and climb the rolling swell, while every
groan of labour that she gave carried a taut
strain upon his own heart-strings!
Place confidence in what he says, and he will
use no deception; doubt his word, and he will indulge
you with some of the purest rhodomontade
that ingenious fancy can invent. He will swear
that he had a messmate who knew the man in
the moon, and on one occasion went hand-over-hand
up a rainbow to pay him a visit. He himself
was once powder-monkey in the Volcano
bomb, and he will tell you a story of his falling
asleep in the mortar at the bombardment of Toulon,
and his body being discharged from its mouth
instead of a carcass. With all the precision of
an engineer, he will describe his evolutions in the
air when they fired him off, and the manner in
which he was saved from being dashed to pieces
in his fall. All this he repeats without a smile
upon his countenance, and he expects you to believe
it: but you may soon balance the account,
for tell him what absurdity you will, he receives
it with the utmost credulity and is convinced of
its truth. His courage is undoubted, for he will
stand on the deck undismayed amidst the blood
and slaughter of battle; yet on shore, he is seized
with indescribable apprehensions at the sight of
a coffin. The wailings of distress find a ready
passport to his heart; but to disguise the real
motives which prompt immediate aid, he swears
that the object of his charity does not deserve a
copper, yet gives a pound with only this provision,—that
the individual relieved does not
bother him about gratitude. You may know him
from a thousand; for though in his dress conspicuously
neat, and his standing and running rigging
in exact order, yet they are arranged with a certain
careless ease, as if he had but just come down
from reefing topsails. The truck at the mast-head
does not sit better than his tarpaulin hat,
neither does the shoe upon the pea of the anchor
fit tighter than his long quartered pumps. Grog is
his ambrosia, his necktar; and he takes it cold,
without sugar, that he may have the full smack
of the rum.
And these are the characters at Greenwich
Hospital, who after fighting the battles of their
country are honoured with a palace. Oh, it was
a proud display of national gratitude to such brave
defenders! England has been compared to a huge
marine animal, whose ports were its mouths, and
whose navy formed its claws. What then is
Greenwich but a receptacle for superannuated
claws? I dearly love to get amongst them,—nearly
two thousand shattered emblems of Britain’s
triumphs,—the returned stores of our naval
glory. Ay, there they are with their snug little
cabins, like turtles under their shells. But let us
enter the
Painted Wall,
formerly the refectory for the pensioners, but
now devoted to the commemoration of their gallant
achievements. There are the portraits of
the heroes of the olden time, whose memorials
cannot perish; and there too is old Van Tromp,
the Dutchman, who is honoured with a distinguished
place amongst the brave of England’s
pride.
Here the old blades are a cut above the common;
the small iron-bound officers who attend on
visiters and point out the well-remembered features
of commanders long since numbered with
the dead.
“That ’ere, sir, on your right, is the battle of
Trafflygar,” said a short thickset man, apparently
between sixty and seventy years of age. His
countenance was one of mild benevolence, and
yet there was a daring in his look that told at
once a tale of unsubdued and noble intrepidity;
whilst the deep bronze upon his skin was finely
contrasted with the silky white locks that hung
straggling on his brow.—“That ’ere, sir, is the
battle of Trafflygar, in which I had the honour
to be one.”
“Were you with Nelson?” inquired I.
“I was, your honour,” he replied, “and those
were the proudest days of my life. I was with
him when he bore up out of the line off Cape St.
Vincent, and saved old Jarvis from disgrace. I
was one of the boarders, too, when we took the
Saint Joseph,—there’s the picture, there in the
middle of the hall;—and I was with him in that
ship there,—the Victory,—though it arn’t a bit
like her,—and stationed on the quarter-deck at
Trafflygar.”
This was spoken with such an air of triumph,
that the old man’s features were lighted up with
animation; it called to his remembrance scenes in
which he had shared the glory of the day and
saved his country. His eye sparkled with delight,
as if he again saw the British ensign floating in
the breeze as the proud signal for conquest; or
was labouring at the oar with his darling chief,
like a tutelar deity of old, guiding the boat
through the yielding element, and leading on to
some daring and desperate enterprise.
“I don’t like the picture,” said I; “the perspective
is bad, and the ship is too long and flat;
besides the colour is unnatural.”
“Why, as for the matter of the prospective, sir,”
replied the veteran, “that’s just what his present
Majesty, God bless him! obsarved when he
came to look at it; and for the colour, says the
king, says he, ‘why the painter must have thought
he’d been cooking, for he’s shoved the Victory
into the hottest of the fire and done her brown;’
it was too bad, your honour, to singe her in that
’ere fashion, like a goose. Mayhap, your honour
arn’t seen them there paintings of the battle at a
place they call Exeter Hall, in the Strand. Now
they are some-ut ship-shape, and the heat of the
engagement warms a fellow’s heart to look at.
An ould tar of the name of Huggins painted ’em,
and I’m sure it’s right enough, for he’s made the
Victory hugging the enemy just as a bear would
a baby. I could stand and look at them pictures
for hours, till I fancied myself once more in the
midst of it, measuring out fathoms of smoke and
giving ’em full weight of metal. The Victory has
just fell aboard the French Redhotable and the
Golision, as they calls it, gives each of ’em a lust
different ways that looked so natural-like, that I
felt myself getting a heel to port in the ould Victory
as I looked at her. Then there’s the gale
o’wind arter the battle; why, blow my ould wig,
but you may feel the breeze and shake yourself
from the spray. God bless his Majesty!—for they
are the king’s, your honour;—long may he live to
view ’em, and long may Huggins hug to windward
under royal favour! I went to see him,—not
the king, your honour, but Muster Huggins,
and when he found I was ‘the Old Sailor,’ what
gave some account of the life of a man-of-war’s
man in ‘Greenwich Hospital,’ he whips out his old
quid, flings it into the fire, and we sported a fresh
bit o’bacca on the strength of it.—That was a
welcome worthy a great man, and he could’nt
ha’ done more for the king, though I arn’t quite
sure that his Majesty does chaw his pig-tail.”
There certainly was ample scope for the remarks
of my old friend, and I could not but consider
the picture a complete failure. “And so
you were at Trafalgar,” said I.
“Ay, and a glorious day it was, too, for Old
England,” replied the tar. “Never shall I forget
the enthusiasm which animated every breast, as
we bore down to engage; it was indeed a noble
sight, and so your honour would have said, if you
had but have seen the winged giants of the deep
as they marched majestically before the breeze,
all ready to hurl their thunders at the foe. But
the best scenes were at the quarters, where the
bold captains of each gun stood cool and undaunted,
waiting for the word: but for the matter o’
that, every soul, fore and aft, seemed to be actuated
by one and the same spirit. ‘Look there, Ben,’
said Sam Windsail, pointing out of the port-hole
at the Royal Sovereign, just entering into action,
‘look there, my Briton; see how she moves along,
like a Phœnix in the midst of fire,—there’s a sight
would do any body’s heart good. I’d bet my grog,
(and that’s the lick-sir of life) I say I’d bet my
grog agen a marine’s button, that old Colly’s
having a desperate bowse at his breeches; he’s
clapping on a taut hand, I’ll be bound for him.’
Just then the Sovereign hauled up a little, and
opened her fire. ‘Didn’t I say so,’ continued Sam;
‘look at that! my eyes but he makes ’em sheer
agen! Well behaved my sons of thunder! The
old gemman knows the French are fond of dancing,
so he’s giving them a few balls and routs!
Ay, ay, we shall be at it presently, never fear;
our old chap arn’t the boy to be long idle, but
then, d’ye mind, he never does things by halves;
so he loves close quarters, and as he is rather near
with his cartridges, why he doesn’t like to throw
a shot away. Howsomever, he’ll go it directly,
like a doctor’s written orders,—this powder and
these pills to be taken immediately,—eh, Ben?
Next comes funny-section, or flay-bottomy, as the
surgeons call it:—my eyes, there goes old Colly’s
breeches agen, he’ll make a breach in the enemy’s
line directly; ay, he’s a right arnest sallymander.’
By this time, your honour, we’d got
within gun-shot, and the enemy opened a tremendous
fire upon the leading ships of our division,
which played up old Scratch upon the fokstle,
poop, and main-deck; for as we bore down nearly
stem on, and there was but a light breeze, they
raked us fore and aft.
“But I should have told you, sir, that just before
going into action, the admiral walked round
the quarters attended by the captain and, I thinks,
Mr. Quillem, the first leftenant, but I won’t be
sure. The gunner, Mr. Rivers, was along with
’em, I know, and a worthy old gemman he was;
his son, a midshipman, was stationed on the same
deck with us,—a fine spirited youth, with his light
hair flowing about his ears and his little laughing
eyes,—up to all manner of mischief. Well, round
they came, and the hero seemed proud of his men;
he stopped occasionally to speak to one and to
another, and his keen eye saw in a moment if any
thing wasn’t ship-shape. His countenance was
rather stern, but there was a look of confidence
that told us at once the day was our own;—nay,
for the matter o’ that, Sam Windsail began to
reckon what he should buy for Poll with his prize-money.
“When they reached the quarters where young
Rivers was stationed, Nelson looked at the son
and then at the father, as much as to say, ‘he’s a
fine youth, you ought to be proud of him,’ as no
doubt the old gemman was, for he knew his gallant
boy would do his duty. But still the tender
solicitude of a parent’s heart is not to be repressed,
however it may be concealed; and as he followed
the admiral, his head was frequently turned
back to take another look at his child, and perhaps
he thought ‘mayhap it may be the last.’
Well, as I was saying before, the enemy’s balls
began to rattle into us like hail-stones through a
gooseberry bush, and many a poor fellow was laid
low. ‘Arrah, bad manners to ’em, what do they
mane by that?’ cried Tim Doyle, as a whole shoal
of shot travelled in one another’s wake, and swept
the entire range of the deck. ‘Come, don’t be
skulking down there, Jack Noggin,’ continued
Tim, ‘but lay hoult of the tackle-fall.’ Jack never
moved. ‘Och bother, don’t you mane to get
up?’ But poor Jack’s glass was run, his cable was
parted; so we launched his hull out at the port,
stock and fluke.
“Mayhap you never saw a battle, sir. It is no
child’s play, take my word for it. But the worst
time is just before engaging, when silence reigns
fore and aft, and a poor fellow douses his jacket
without knowing whether he shall ever clap his
rigging on agen. Then it is that home with all
its sweet remembrances clings round the heart.
Parents, or wife, or children, become doubly dear,
and the fond ties of kindred are linked by stronger
bonds. Howsomever, as soon as the first shot
is fired, and we get within a sort of shake-hands
distance of the enemy, every other thought gives
way to a steady discharge of duty.
“Well, d’ye see, close upon our quarter came
the Trimmer-rare, 98, and as we hauled up a
little, we brought our larboard broadside to bear
upon the great Spanish four-decker;—there, that’s
she in the picture showing her galleries, just by
the Victory’s starn:—so we brought our broadside
to bear, and oh, if you had but have seen
the eager looks of the men as they pointed their
guns, determined to make every shot tell,—and a
famous mark she was, too, looming out of the water
like Beachy-head in a fog. ‘Stand by,’ says
Sam Windsail, looking along the sight with the
match in his hand; ‘stand by, my boy; so, so,—elevate
her breech a bit,—that will do. Now,
then, for the Santizzy-mama-Trinny-daddy, and
I lay my life I knock day-light through his ribs.
Fire!’ and the barking irons gave mouth with all
their thunder. A few minutes afterward, and
slap we poured another raking broadside into the
Spaniard, and then fell aboard a French seventy-four.
“Well, there, d’ye see, we lay, rubbing together
with the muzzles of the lower deckers touching
one another. When our guns were run in for
loading, the ports were instantly occupied by the
small-arm men, and several attempts were made to
board the enemy. At this time one of the Frenchmen
kept thrusting at us with a boarding-pike, and
pricked Tim Doyle in the face. ‘Och, the divil’s
cure to you,’ bawled Tim; ‘what do you mane by
poking at me in that way. A joke’s a joke, but
poking a stick in a fellow’s eye is no joke, any how;
be aisey then, darlint, and mind your civility.’
As soon as we had fired, in came the pike agen,
and Tim got another taste of it. ‘Och bother,’
said Tim, ‘if that’s your tratement of a neighbour,
the divil wouldn’t live next door to yes! But faith,
I’ll make you come out o’ that, and may be you’ll
be after just paying me a visit.’ So he catches
hold of a boat-hook that was triced up in a-midships,
and watching his opportunity, he hooked
Johnny Crapeau by the collar and lugged him out
of one port-hole in at the other, without allowing
him time to bid his shipmates good-by. ‘Is it me
you’d be poking at, ye blackguard?’ said Tim,
giving him a thump with his fist. ‘Is it Tim ye
wanted to spit like a cock-sparrow or a tom-tit?
Arrah, swate bad luck to yes,—sit down and make
yer life aisey; by the powers there’ll be a pair o’
ye presently.’ But Tim was disappointed, for
they let down the lower deck ports for fear we
should board them through the port-holes.
“Soon after, both ships dropped aboard the
Trimmer-rare; and then we ploughed up the
Frenchman’s decks with our shot, whilst she lay
grinding and groaning in betwixt us. It was just
now that young Rivers was struck, and his leg
knocked away; but his spirit remained unsubdued,
and as they took him down to the cock-pit, he
cheered with all his might, and shortly after the
hero himself was conveyed below. At first, the
news of his being wounded seemed to stagnate all
hands, and each stood looking at the other in fearful
anxiety; but in a few minutes, resolution again
returned, the shots were rammed home with redoubled
strength, though at times the men would
struggle with their feelings, and give vent to
their grief and indignation. At every opportunity
inquiries were made, and when the news of
his death reached our quarters,—‘He’s gone!’
said Sam, ‘his anchor’s a-weigh, and the blessed
spirits are towing him to immortality.’
“But who is there, your honour, that remembers
Nelson now? Even the car that carried his
body to its last moorings has been broken up as
useless lumber, though I did hear that a gemman
offered two thousand guineas for it. Some parts
are down in the store-rooms, and some has been
burnt for fire-wood. There’s his picture and his
statue to be sure, but I think they should have
spared the car. Nelson was strict to his duty,
and made all hands perform theirs; and when he
punished one man, it was that he might not have
to punish twenty, and every soul fore and aft
knew what they had to do. The brave, the generous,
the humane Collingwood too,—there’s his
picture, your honour, he is almost forgotten. Collingwood
detested flogging; and when any captain
came to him with a complaint of being short-handed
through desertion, he would stand and
hitch up his breeches, saying, ‘Use your men better,
sir; use your men better, and then they
wouldn’t leave you. My men, sir, never run; because
they know they cannot get better treatment
elsewhere.’ He was also an avowed enemy
to impressment, being well convinced that the
British navy might be manned with volunteers, if
Jack’s peculiarities were only managed with
kindness. But they are gone, sir, they are gone,
and their authority is over; yet there are a
few rough knots who can remember them,—ay,
and cherish the remembrance in their hearts.
“Mr. Rivers is still living,—and there he is,
your honour,” said the veteran, pointing to an
active man in lieutenant’s uniform, who flourished
his wooden pin as he descended the stone
steps; “there he is, for he’s now lieutenant of the
college, and has a fine family just over the way
there in the square. They ought to have made
him a commander, at any rate, for I’ve seen him
unbuckle his wooden leg and go aloft as quick
as any topman in the ship; and there was but
few could beat him at dancing, for it was quite
delightful to see how he handled his timber support,
and how the ladies and gemmen sheered out
of his way for fear of their toes. Ah, there he
goes agen, all life and spirit,—spinning his tough
yarns and cracking his jokes, as full of fun as
ever;—he’s much prized by the governors, because
he takes all the trouble off their hands.”
“Is the portrait of Nelson considered a good
likeness?” I inquired.
“My sight gets rather dim, sir,” replied the
veteran; “but before they put it up, when I could
see it closer, I did not think it very like. Lord
Collingwood’s is by far the best.”
At this moment I felt somewhat of a mischievous
inclination to try the old man’s temper, and
therefore remarked, “Ay, he looks stern and
scowling. Nelson was a brave man, no doubt,
but then he was tyrannical and cruel.”
The hoary tar turned round and stared me full
in the face: a storm was gathering in his heart,
or rather, like a vessel taken aback in a sudden
squall, he stood perplexed as to which tack he
should stand on. But it was only for a moment,
and as his features relaxed their sternness he replied,
“No matter, your honour,—no matter. You
have been generous and kind, and I’m no dog
to bite the hand that deals out bounty.”
This seemed to be uttered with the mingling
emotions of defiance and melancholy, and to urge
him further, I continued,—“But, my friend, what
can you say of the treatment poor Caraccioli experienced?
You remember that, I suppose?”
“I do, indeed,” he replied. “Poor old man!
how earnestly he pleaded for the few short days
which nature at the utmost would have allowed
him! But, sir,” added he, grasping my arm, “do
you know what it is to have a fiend at the helm,
who when Humanity cries ‘port!’ will clap it hard
a-starboard in spite of you?—one who in loveliness
and fascination is like an angel of light, but
whose heart resembles an infernal machine, ready
to explode whenever passion touches the secret
spring of vengeance?”
I had merely put the question to him by way
of joke, little expecting the result; but I had to
listen to a tale of horror. “You give a pretty
picture, truly, old friend,” said I; “and pray who
may this fiend be?”
“A woman, your honour,—one full of smiles
and sweetness; but she could gaze with indifference
on a deed of blood, and exult over the victim
her perfidy betrayed. It is a long story, sir,
but I must tell it you that you may not think
Nelson was cruel or unjust. His generous heart
was deceived, and brought a stain upon the British
flag, which he afterwards washed out with
his blood. Obedience is the test of a seaman’s
duty—to reverence his king, and to fight for his
country. This I have done, and therefore speak
without fear, though I know nothing of parliaments
and politics.
“Well, your honour, it was at the time when
there was a mutiny among the people at Naples,
and Prince Caraccioli was compelled to join one
of the parties against the court; but afterwards a
sort of amnesty, or damnification I think they call
it, was passed by way of pardon to the rebels,
many of whom surrendered, but they were all
made prisoners and numbers of them were executed.
“Well, one day I was standing at the gangway
getting the barge’s sails ready, when a shore-boat
came alongside full of people, who were making
a terrible noise. At last they brought a venerable
old man up the side; he was dressed as a
peasant, and his arms were pinioned so tight behind
that he seemed to be suffering considerable
pain. As soon as they had all reached the deck,
the rabble gathered round him, some cursing,
others buffeting, and one wretch, unmindful of
his gray hairs, spat upon him. This was too much
to see and not to speak about; the man was their
prisoner and they had him secure,—the very nature
of his situation should have been sufficient
protection; so I gave the unmannerly fellow a tap
with this little fist,” holding up a hand like a
sledge-hammer, “and sent him flying into the boat
again without the aid of a rope. ‘Well done,
Ben!’ exclaimed a young midshipman, who is now
a post-captain; ‘Well done, my boy, I owe you a
glass of grog for that; it was the best summerset
I ever saw in my life.’ ‘Thank you for your glass
o’grog, sir,’ said I, ‘you see I’ve made a tumbler
already;’ and indeed, your honour, he spun head
over heels astonishingly clever. I was brought
up to the quarter-deck for it, to be sure, because
they said I had used the why-hit-armis; but I soon
convinced them I had only used my fist, and the
young officer who saw the transaction stood my
friend, and so I got off.
“Well, there stood the old man as firm as the
rock of Gibraltar; not a single feature betraying
the anguish he must have felt. His face was
turned away from the quarter-deck, and his head
was uncovered in the presence of his enemies.
The Neapolitans still kept up an incessant din,
which brought the first-lieutenant to the gang-way;
he advanced behind the prisoner, and pushing
aside the abusive rabble, swore at them pretty
fiercely for their inhumanity, although at the
same time seizing the old man roughly, he brought
him in his front. ‘What traitor have we here?’
exclaimed the lieutenant; but checking himself
on viewing the mild countenance of the prisoner,
he gazed more intently upon him. ‘Eh, no!—it
surely cannot be:—and yet it is!’—his hat was
instantly removed with every token of respect, as
he continued—‘it is the prince!’
“The old man with calm dignity bowed his
hoary head to the salute, and at this moment
Nelson himself, who had been disturbed by the
shouting of the captors, came from his cabin to
the quarter-deck, and advancing quickly to the
scene, he called out in his hasty way when vexed,
‘Am I to be eternally annoyed by the confusion
these fellows create! What is the matter here?’
But when his eye had caught the time-and-toil
worn features of the prisoner, he sprang forward,
and with his own hands commenced unbinding
the cords. ‘Monsters,’ said he, ‘is it thus that age
should be treated?—Cowards, do you fear a weak
and unarmed old man?—Honoured prince, I grieve
to see you degraded and injured by such baseness,—and
now,’ he added, as the last turn released
his arms, ‘dear Caraccioli, you are free!’ I thought
a tear rolled down Nelson’s cheek as he cast loose
the lashings, which having finished, he took the
prince’s hand and they both walked aft together.
“They say the devil knows precisely the nick
of time when the most mischief is to be done,
and so it happened now; for a certain lady followed
Nelson from the cabin, and approached him
with her usual bewitching smile. But oh! your
honour, how was that smile changed to the black
scowl of a demon when she pierced the disguise
of the peasant, and recognised the prince, who on
some particular occasion had thwarted her views
and treated her with indignity. It had never
been forgiven, and now—he was in her power.
Forcibly she grasped Nelson by the arm and led
him from the deck.
“‘His doom is sealed,’ said one of the lieutenants,
conversing in an undertone with a brother
officer, ‘no power on earth can save him.’ ‘On
earth,’ rejoined the other, ‘no, nor in the air, nor
in the ocean; for I suspect he will meet his death
in the one, and find his grave in the other.’ ‘Yet
surely,’ said the surgeon, who came up, ‘the admiral
will remember his former friendship for the
prince, who once served under him. Every sympathetic
feeling which is dear to a noble mind
must operate to avert his death.’ ‘All the virtues
in your medicine-chest, doctor,’ rejoined the first,
‘would not preserve him many hours from destruction,
unless you could pour an opiate on the deadly
malignity of ——,’ here he put his finger upon
his lip, and walked away.
“Well, your honour, the old man was given up
to his bitter foes, who went through the mockery
of a court-martial,—for they condemned him first
and tried him afterwards. In vain he implored
for mercy; in vain he pleaded the proclamation,
and pointed to his hoary head; in vain he solicited
the mediation of Nelson, for a revengeful fury
had possession of his better purposes, and damned
the rising tide of generosity in the hero’s soul; in
vain he implored the pardon and intercession of
——; but here I follow the example of my officer,
and lay my finger on my lip.
“The president of the court-martial was Caraccioli’s
personal enemy, and the poor old man was
not allowed time to make a defence; he was sentenced
to be hung, and his body to be thrown into
the sea. I was near him, your honour, when he
entreated Mr. Parkinson, one of the lieutenants,
to go to Nelson and implore that he might be
shot. Oh, if you had but have seen him grasp
the officer’s hand as he said, ‘I am an old man,
sir, and I have no family to leave behind to lament
my death. Indeed I am not anxious to prolong
my life, for at the utmost my days would be
but few; but the disgrace of hanging,—to be exposed
to the gaze of my enemies,—is really dreadful
to me!’
“But every attempt to obtain a mitigation or a
change of the sentence was unavailing, and at
five o’clock that afternoon the brave old man,
the veteran prince, in his eightieth year, hung
suspended from the fore-yard-arm of a Neapolitan
frigate he had once commanded,—for he was an
admiral, your honour. Never shall I forget the
burst of indignation with which the signal-gun was
heard by our crew, and a simultaneous execration
was uttered fore and aft.
“Nelson walked the deck with unusual quickness;
nay, he almost ran, and every limb seemed
violently agitated. He heard the half-suppressed
murmurs of the men, and a conviction of dishonour
seemed to be awakening in his mind. But
oh, sir, where was pity, where was feminine delicacy
and feeling? The lady approached him in
the most seducing manner and attracted his attention:
he stopped short, looked at her for a moment
with stern severity, and again walked on. ‘What
ails you, Bronté?’ said she; ‘you appear to be ill,’
and the witchery of her commanding look subdued
the sternness of his features;—he gazed upon her
and was tranquil. ‘See!’ said she, pointing out at
the port to where the body of Caraccioli was still
writhing in convulsive agony, ‘see! his mortal
struggles will soon be over. Poor prince! I grieve
we could not save him. But come, Bronté, man
the barge, and let us go and take a parting look
at our old friend.’ I shuddered, your honour, and
actually looked down at her feet to see if I could
make out any thing like a cloven hoof. ‘The devil!’
exclaimed a voice in a half-whisper behind
me that made me start, for I thought the speaker
had certainly made the discovery; but it was
only one of the officers giving vent to his pious
indignation.
“Well, the barge was manned, and away we
pulled with Nelson and the lady round the ship
where the unfortunate prince was hanging. He
had no cap upon his head, nor was his face
covered; but his white hair streamed in the breeze
above the livid contortions which the last death-pang
had left upon his features. The Neapolitans
were shouting and insulting his memory; but
they were rank cowards, for the truly brave will
never wreak their vengeance on a dead enemy.
“Nelson and the lady conversed in whispers;
but it was plain to be seen his spirit was agonized,
and his fair but frail companion was employing
every art to soothe him. She affected to weep,
but there was a glistening pleasure in her eyes as
she looked at the corpse, which had well nigh
made the boat’s crew set all duty at defiance.
Nelson,—and no man was better acquainted with
the characteristics of a sailor,—saw this, and ordered
to be pulled on board. She upbraided him
for what she called his weakness, but his soul was
stirred beyond the power of her influence to control
his actions.
“The body of the prince was taken out to a
considerable distance in the bay, where it was
thrown overboard with three heavy double-headed
shot lashed between the legs; and, as the
lieutenant said, ‘he met his death in the air, and
had his grave in the ocean.’
“About a fortnight after this, a pleasure party
was made up by the royal family and nobility
for an excursion on the water, and the barge,
with Nelson and the lady, took the lead. It was
a beautiful sight to see the gilded galleys with
their silken canopies and bright pennons flashing
in the sun, and reflecting their glittering beauties
on the smooth surface of the clear blue
waters, whilst the measured sweep of the oars
kept time with the sweet sounds of music. Not a
cloud veiled the sky, scarcely a breath curled
the transparent crest of the gentle billow; all
was gayety, and mirth, and laughter.
“After pulling for several miles about the bay,
we were returning towards the shore, when a curious-looking
dark object,—something like a ship’s
buoy, appeared floating a-head of the barge. The
bowmen were ordered to lay-in their oars, and
see what it was; so the oars were laid in, and
they stood ready with their boat-hooks, the coxswain
steering direct on to it. As soon as the
barge was near enough, the bowmen grappled it
with their boat-hooks, but in an instant their hold
was loosened again, and ‘A dead body! a dead
body!’ was uttered in a suppressed tone by both.
The boat held on her way, and as the corpse
passed astern, the face turned towards the lady
and showed the well-remembered countenance of
poor Caraccioli. Yes, as the officer had said,
‘the ocean had been his grave;’ but that grave
had given up its dead, and the lady seldom smiled
afterwards.
“Nelson hailed one of the cutters that were in
attendance, and directed that the body should be
taken on board and receive the funeral ceremonies
suitable to the rank which the unfortunate
prince had held whilst living. The music ceased
its joyous sounds for notes of melancholy wailing,
and the voice of mirth was changed to lamentation
and sadness.
“Years passed away, and Nelson fell in the
hour of victory; but the lady, ah! her end was
terrible. The murdered prince was ever present
to her mind; and as she lay upon her death-bed,
like a stranded wreck that would never
more spread canvass to the breeze, her groans,
her shrieks were still on Caraccioli. ‘I see him!’
she would cry, ‘there, there!—look at his white
locks and his straining eye-balls! England,—England
is ungrateful, or this would have been prevented!
But I follow—I follow!’—and then she
would shriek with dismay and hide herself from
sight. But she is gone, your honour, to give in
her dead-reckoning to the Judge of all. She died
in a foreign land, without one real friend to close
her eyes; and she was buried in a stranger’s
grave, without one mourner to weep upon the
turf which covered her remains.”
Here the veteran ceased, and folding his arms,
he held down his head as if communing with his
own heart and struggling to dispel the visions
which his narration had conjured up. I cautiously
refrained from disturbing him, till by a sudden
gulp or sea-sigh, like the expiring gale when at
its last gasp, he gave indications of having becalmed
his feelings, and we moved onwards up
the steps into the body of the Hall, till we stood
before the fine painting of the Battle of the Nile,
by G. Arnald.
“There, your honour,” exclaimed the veteran,
whilst his eye sparkled with glowing recollections,
“look there, your honour; isn’t that a sight
to awaken old remembrances! It’s worth a hundred
of that yonder, which is neither ship-shape
nor Bristol fashion, as I take it, for an officer in
boarding to be rigged out as if he was going to a
ball. Mayhap, howsomever, it may be all well
enough for landsmen and marines to look at, because
it’s pretty; but the eye of a seaman only
glances at it with contempt.” The subject of
his last observations, was a painting of Nelson
boarding the San Josef of 112 guns in the battle
off St. Vincent. “I told you before I was with
him in both doos; but, Lord love your heart, it
was another sort of a concarn than that ’ere; for
there warn’t no fighting on the quarter-deck of
the three-decker,—all the fighting were in the
San Nickylas as we boarded first. But here’s a
pretty picture, your honour,” pointing to a small
but beautiful painting of the re-capture of the
Hermione frigate by Sir Edward Hamilton, “and
it tells a tale too! Well, thank God, I never sailed
with a tyrannical captain! and there was one,—a
lord,—who used to boast he had flogged every
man in his ship.”
“I never knew that Sir Edward Hamilton was
severe,” said I, “for I had always been given to
understand that he was a smart but humane officer.”
“I didn’t mean him, sir,” replied the veteran,
“it was another sort of person; but he was murdered,
and in cold blood too. I have heard the
tale often, for old Hughes, who died boatswain of
the Laurel frigate, was an old shipmate of mine,
and he was in the Hermione at the time of the
mutiny. ’Twas a shocking affair,” added the old
man, shaking his head, “and who could think that
whilst the beautiful moon was shedding her pale
light,—not but I’m thinking the moon has no
business in that ’ere picture, any more than it
had to be up such a night as that at all; but the
painters can stick a moon just where they like,
though it destroys the tale they have to tell. Besides,
captain Hamilton wouldn’t be likely to
want even so much as the blink of a purser’s
lantern to show the Spaniards he was coming.”
I assented to the argument, and was struck
with the truth it conveyed; the moon certainly
gave a charming light to the picture, but the eye
of practical experience detected the incongruity,
though perhaps not till that very moment when
the heart was more immediately interested in the
subject. The circumstances connected with the
re-capture of the Hermione, and her having previously
fallen into the enemy’s hands, were revived
in my memory; but I felt a strong desire to
hear the story from my aged chaperon, and after
a few observations he indulged me.
“Them as wishes to know what a seaman can
do, sir,” said the old man, “should study a little
of their cha-rackter. Thank God, the day’s gone
by when the cat was considered the best means
of freshening a poor devil’s way, or keeping a
good man to his duty. I can remember when I
was a young top-man, and the hands were turned
up, there was always a boatswain’s mate stationed
at each hatchway to start the last man on the
ladder, and sometimes half a dozen of the hindmost
would get well started before they set foot
on deck; it was harassing work and produced
great discontent, because, d’ye mind, as there
must always be somebody last, it stands to reason
there was no escaping. Well, as I said, this, with
many other grievances, occasioned the men to be
dissatisfied, and brought about that toast which
I am sorry to say was but too common between
decks, though certainly there was a goodish scope
of provocation when all the bearings of the thing
is correctly worked;—I mean the toast, ‘A dark
night, a sharp knife, and a bloody blanket!’ Now,
your honour, ’tis impossible to tell which man
saves his strength, when a gang is tailing-on to a
taut rope; but a lubber who skulks in the lee-rigging
when he ought to be shinning away aloft
to take in a reef or toss up a sail is soon found
out, and mayhap a cuff or two would make him
quicker in turning to windward; but when the
end of a rope flies about indiscriminately and
every body is in constant dread of the gangway,
it becomes grating to the feelings. Not, sir, that
I hold with the attempts to make Jack Nasty-face
a gentleman; for if so be as they goes to destroy
the peculiarities which mark a regular man-o’-war’s-man,
they’ll have to make a few curious
entries in the log-book before they’ve done.”
“But about the Hermione,” said I; “she has a
beautiful appearance in the picture; her yards
are nicely squared, and she looks all ready for
sea. But, come, let’s hear how the Spaniards
captured her.”
“Captured her!” exclaimed the veteran; “no,
no, they didn’t capture her; she was run away
with by her own crew, and a horrible deed of
blood they made of it. It was in the month of
September, —97; the frigate was cruising off the
west-end of Porto Rico, just jogging off and on,
and now and then taking a peep into Port-au-Prince,
and that way, to look arter the enemy.
She was commanded by Captain P——, whose
very natur was that of a tyrant, and a cruel one
too; for by all accounts, he scored the smallest
offence upon the bare back of the offender, and
very often punished, because the whim took him
in the head, for no offence at all. The ship’s company
were none of the best, to be sure; there was
a sprinkling of all nations, and not a few with C.
P. alongside o’their names.”
“C. P.” said I; “what does C. P. mean.”
“Why, your honour, it just means this here,”
replied the old man. “You must understand that
when some know-nothing rascal had been caught
in a crowd, and suspected of dipping his grappling
hooks—” here the veteran crook’d his fingers,—“into
a neighbour’s pocket, if so be they couldn’t
bring it slap home to him, the magistrates sent
him on board a man-o’-war to teach him honesty,
and thus a pretty set of the scum and scrapings
of villany,—a sort of devil’s own,—contaminated
the sarvice; and the C. P. was a kind of curse o’
Cromwell upon ’em—a mark of Cain, denoting
they were shipped by the Civil Power, and the
master-at-arms had ’special orders to watch their
motions.”
“And did this really take place?” inquired I;
“was the navy made a condemned service for
convicts?”
“It was, indeed,” replied the old pensioner, “till
it got to be a kind of Solomon’s proverb, that ‘a
king’s ship and the gallows refused nobody,’ and
the tars that had always done their duty in battle
and in storm, felt it a great degradation to be
mustered with felons and jail-birds, and rely upon
it, your honour, it prevented many a brave lad
from volunteering; for who would go for to enter
the sarvice, when almost every ship had a black
list as long as the main-top bowline. Besides,
there was another concarn that bred evils as fast
as barnacles grows on the bottom of a dull sailer.
D’ye mind, the fellows didn’t love work, and when
there was a fresh breeze, they either skulked down
below, or got kicked about upon deck like a Muscovy
duck in the lee scuppers, and a captain was
often obliged to flog even against his own inclination.
In course of time, the lubberly sons of —— chafed
his temper till the strands parted, and then
he became severe, and from severity proceeded
to cruelty, till discrimination was foundered, and
the cat’s tails were felt by the good man as well
as the bad. Now this was very likely the case
with Captain P——, and I’m the more strengthened
in the likelihoods of it by what followed; for
though in the heat of passion reason is shrivelled
and scorched up like the fag-end of an exploded
cartridge, and a man may be driven to dye his
hands in the blood of a countryman, yet when
passion has grown cool and the beatings of the
heart have become steady and true, like the
droppings of the sand in the half-hour glass, none
but a murderer,—a detestable, cowardly, craven-breasted
murderer,—would bury his knife in the
body of youth. Shame! shame!” exclaimed the
veteran, as he shook his hoary head, and his
cheeks assumed a flush of abhorrent indignation;
“shame! shame!—but I forget all this time I arn’t
telling you the story. Captain P——, sir, always
came out of his cabin arter dinner,—you mind
me, sir, arter dinner,—and had the hands turned
up to reef top-sails; and if they were more than
two minutes and a half about it, he flogged the
last man who came off each yard. Well, on the
day before the mutiny,—I think I told you there
was a mutiny, but if not I tell you so now,—on
the day before the mutiny, the hands were turned
up as usual and the mizen-topmen were rather
slack in stays; so he, that’s the captain, your honour,—swore
he would flog the last man off the
mizen-top-sail yard. Now you must understand,
the smartest seamen are always at the yard-arms
to haul out the earings, and consequently, unless
they can spring over the heads of the other topmen,
they must be the last to lie-in. Well, so it
happened this evening, and the two captains of
the top, knowing that their commander would
keep his word, made a spring for the top-mast
rigging; in their haste and fear they missed their
grasp, and fell on to the quarter-deck. They
were both young, active men, and were much
beloved by the ship’s company; they had gone
aloft full of spirit and vigour, desirous to obey orders;
the last beams of the sun, as it just touched
the verge of the horizon, shone upon their light
but manly frames stretching out to secure the
leeches of the sail to the yard; and before the
upper limb of the bright luminary had disappeared,
they laid stretched on the deck, each a
lifeless and mangled corpse! It’s hard lines that,
your honour;” and the veteran held down his
head in mournful cogitation.
“Hard lines indeed, old friend,” said I; “and
really it seems surprising that men should so far
forget the social ties, which in every station ought
to bind together the brethren of the dust, as to
commit deliberate acts of cruelty.”
“Mayhap you’re right, sir,” answered the pensioner,
“though I can’t say exactly as I understands
it all. As for being dustmen, we arn’t got
no such great matter of dust at sea, because of
the soakings we get; and sailors are apt to moisten
their clay a bit when they can lay hold of the
stuff. But with regard to the cruelty! there unfortunately
was too much of it. But to return to
my story. The poor lads were carried below,
and many a half stifled curse was muttered as
their shipmates touched the shattered limbs, and
stained their hands in the blood of innocence. A
silent, but deep feeling of revenge passed from
heart to heart; the face was calm and smooth,
but there was a storm in the breast that raged
with fury. Well, your honour, the surgeon reported
to Mr. Spriggs, the first-lieutenant, that
the lads were both dead; and he—that’s the first-lieutenant,—told
the captain, who immediately
said, ‘Throw the lubbers overboard.’ And this
was done,—for to have read any sarvice over
them would have been insult and mockery; and
thus were two human beings sent out of the
world worse than dogs. Not that I think a cast
of the parson’s office is of any great consequence
to a dead man; but nevertheless, the living like
to see things o’that kind done somewhat ship-shape,
and besides there’s many a warm glow of
friendship lighted up among messmates, when natur
stirs within ’em over an ocean grave. The
words ‘We commit his body to the deep,’ that
deep whose surface is as familiar to a seaman, as
the face of the mother is to the infant, and under
‘the sure and certain hope of a joyful resurrection,’—oh,
your honour, I can’t explain what I
mean, but take an old tar’s word that there’s
none so sensible of the power of the Almighty as
them who are constantly hearing his voice upon
the waters, and who so often witness the opening
of his hands to loose the tempest.” The veteran
paused for a moment or two, gazing intently upon
the picture, as if the scene he had described was
present to his view; he then continued, “The
hands were called on deck and very threatening
language used to them, and some were particularly
pointed out as the next to be seized up at
the gangway. That night, when the watch below
was turned in, there was a secret meeting of
the petty officers, and a plan was arranged for
taking possession of the ship; no one mentioned
murder, but each one knew by the wolfish strugglings
of vengeance in his breast, that blood must
be shed before their purpose could be achieved.
The ringleaders were French refugers, who were
fighting against their own country and had no
love for ours,—fellows that it was dangerous to
trust; and yet what is very remarkable, the captain
does not appear to have suspected evil designs,
so confident was he of his own supposed
superiority in preserving discipline. But there
was one whose eyes looked on with anxious apprehensions,—for
like the soundings to the pilot,
those eyes had studied the various changes in the
features of man to fathom out the depths of the
heart,—it was woman, your honour. Fanny
Martin was the boatswain’s wife, and though
without larning and that sort of eddyfication, she
loved her husband and trembled for his safety;
for he had had some words with one of the master’s-mates
of the name of Farmer, and she strongly
suspected Farmer was bent upon mischief,
particularly as she saw him during the next day
holding mysterious communications with the people,
and having the keys of the spirit-room to get
up the grog, he had distributed extra allowance
amongst the disaffected.
“Well, your honour, during the day she kept
her secret, and watchfully observed what was
going on. In the evening she sat upon the fokstle
with her husband, who was a hasty, passionate
man, and as they watched the declining sun
bathing his golden beams in the blue waters, she
gave such intimations as partially aroused the
boatswain to something like a sense of the truth.
She talked to him of the village which had been
the home of their childhood, she recalled to his
recollection their early love,—for women enter
all these things in the log-book of memory, with a
sort of natural instinct,—and when she had
awakened a feeling of tenderness, she pointed
out to him the horrible suspicions which tortured
her. But though distrust was stirred up, yet the
haughty and rough seaman disdained to acknowledge
its effects, or take any steps to prevent the
mischief that was brewing, like a white squall in
a clear sky. And who that looked upon the beautiful
creatur,—for she was a sweet ship, your
honour,—I say, who could look upon the beautiful
creatur as she lay gently rolling on the glassy
surface of the light swell, like a handsome woman
viewing her shapes in a clear mirror,—who would
have thought, in that still, calm evening hour,
that the red eyes of murderous vengeance were
glaring on the scene? But the sun set upon those
who were never to see it rise again, and the
mountain islands faded away in the gloom, never
more to be gazed at by the doomed ones.
“Night came; the officer of the watch was
walking the deck, and the look-outs were alone
seen as they stood at their several posts. Suddenly
there was a simultaneous shout came rolling
up the fore-hatchway, arousing the sleepers and
alarming those who were awake. The lieutenant
of the watch, Mr. Douglass, ran forward on the
main-deck, but was immediately driven back by
the shot which the seamen were throwing about.
The first-lieutenant hurried to the spot; but whilst
descending the fore-ladder, he received a severe
wound in the arm from the blow of a tomahawk,
and seeing there was no use in going down in the
dark amongst ’em, he made a grab at the man
next him, and dragged the fellow on to the main-deck.
But Farmer, the master’s-mate, rushed
upon the lieutenant and rescued the prisoner,
who joined his shipmates down below. Both
lieutenants returned to the quarter-deck for arms,
but the mutineers had taken care to remove the
cutlasses and boarding pikes out of the way; the
officers could find nothing but a handspike or two,
and the first-lieutenant, with no other means of
defence than his dirk, again went forward among
the men.
“By this time, the marines had mustered aft on
the quarter-deck, and the captain, hearing the
noise, ran up the companion and found the utmost
confusion prevailing; the marines’ muskets
and side-arms had been seized, and the sodgers
crowded together without knowing what to do,
for their officer was hove down sick in his cot.
Captain P—— called for the first-lieutenant, and
being told that he had gone forward, he immediately
followed; the shot, however, drove him
back for the moment, but he again advanced
along the main-deck with a pistol in each hand,
and three or four marines with lights. But I
must tell your honour the rest in Hughes’s own
words, for he witnessed the whole, and I’m thinking
the horrors of that night never left his mind.
Whether he took part or not in the transactions
was never known, but he afterwards gave evidence
agin many of the mutineers, and was the
chief cause of their being hung at the fore yard-arm
of the old Gladiator, at Portsmouth. I sailed
with him three years, and never saw him smile;
sometimes he would rave when darkness shut
out every object from the sight, and the mind
had nothing to rest on but the gloomy imaginings
of a tortured spirit. They said he had been well
edecated, and I know he was always reading at
every moment he was off deck and could spare
time from duty,—sometimes for hours together
with the Bible in his hands, and at other times
with a book he called Wolltear. He used to
swear a good round stick, too, but he always
spliced a bit of a prayer to the fag-end of his
oaths; though occasionally he would turn ’em end-for-end,
and begin with the prayer first, knotting
it with a double-wall damme, which he afterwards
crowned with an Amen.” He paused for
a minute, and then he commenced with the following
statement of
The Mutiny.
“I was standing ’tween the bits, (says Hughes,)
when the first-lieutenant came forward the second
time, and his bare dirk was in his hand.
‘Return to your duty, men, and don’t disgrace
your country,’ said Mr. Spriggs; but they again
shouted, and Bill Oates threw a billet of wood at
the officer, which knocked his legs from under
him. At that instant the captain’s coxswain
rushed at the lieutenant, one of the fokstle men
seized the dirk, and together they held him down.
“‘Villains!’ said the lieutenant, ‘mutinous dogs!
will you murder me?’ and he made a desperate
struggle to rise, whilst his voice seemed to be
getting more husky and thick, as if they were
strangling him. All at once he gave a shriek, and
I thought the running bowline had slipped; then
there was a low, moaning, gurgling sound, a convulsive
throe of the body,—and he lay quite still.
The coxswain and his companion came away
just as the captain ran from aft with the lights.
The marines raised the poor lieutenant up by the
arms, but, oh God! the lights gleamed upon a
stream of blood, and a deep gash in the throat
opened its yawning mouth,—the head of the lieutenant
fell backward between his shoulder blades,
for it was nearly severed from the body. The
captain gazed at the corpse for a moment, then
raising his pistols, he snapped the triggers at
Farmer, who laughed,—no, it warn’t a laugh, it
was a yell of defiance,—the charges had been
drawn.
“The men led by Farmer on the starboard
side, and the coxswain on the larboard side,
moved in two compact bodies aft, driving the
captain, the two lieutenants, the boatswain, and
the midshipmen of the watch afore ’em. By the
main ladder the latter party faced about, and
the captain, seeing the coxswain acting as a ringleader,
upbraided him for his ingratitude, for he
had always been a great favourite with Captain
P——, and had followed him from ship to ship,
receiving many marks of kindness for upwards of
five years. The coxswain cheered on the men,
and darting at the captain, stabbed him severely
with a bay’net: this was the signal for massacre.
The captain retreated to his cabin, which was
soon filled with the mutineers, and every one
seemed anxious to have a cut at him. He staggered
to his chair and sat down, whilst those
who had been the victims of his cruelty and oppression,
mangled him in the fleshy parts of his
body, and every wound was accompanied by a
bitter taunt, or a hellish imprecation. He implored
for no mercy, for he saw it would be useless;—he
did not deprecate their vengeance, for
the hand he had prized most was the first to stab,
and therefore it was in vain to hope for life. He
continued sternly silent, till he fell from his chair
through weakness, caused by the out-flowing of
the tide of existence. A horrible shout shook the
cabin when they saw him prostrate, and raising
him in their arms, they sallied aft and launched
the body out of the stern windows. I heard it
splash as it fell upon the dark waters,—I heard
his shout of ‘murder’ and ‘revenge’ repeatedly as
he went astern, but the waves closed over him,
and he was seen no more.
“A short but ineffectual struggle took place
upon the quarter-deck, where the marines still
adhered to the officers; but they were soon subdued,
and after being horribly mutilated, were
thrown overboard. As soon as the mutineers
had obtained possession, Farmer took command,
and it was intended to haul in for St. Domingo;
but fearing that daylight would bring ’em in with
some of the British cruisers, it was agreed upon
to up-helm and run down to the Spanish main.
“The work of destruction was not, however,
yet complete;—the boatswain had been discovered
in his store-room, (where he had concealed
himself at the earnest entreaties of his
wife,) and dragged upon deck. Poor Fanny Martin
implored Farmer to spare his life; but the
boatswain set the mutineers at defiance, and
swore they would one day or other be frying in
hell for their wickedness.
“‘Fore yard-arm, there!’ cried out Farmer,
‘have you got a good seizing for that block?’
“The boatswain turned pale, for he well knew
the hint this was meant to convey, though his
wife did not; and grasping Farmer by the arm,
he exclaimed ‘No, you never can mean that!—Bill,
we’ve sailed together and fought together;—did
you ever know me shrink from the gale,
or tremble at my gun? Here am I,—ready to
live or die, just as your breath may turn the vane,—indeed
I ax no mercy for myself,—’
“‘Is the yard-rope rove?’ inquired Farmer,
trying to free himself from the other’s hold.
“‘Ay, ay,’ was the response from the fokstle.
“‘Then,’ continued Farmer, ‘Martin, say any
prayers you know, for by every fiend in ——, you
swing up there in ten minutes from this time.’
“‘Consider, Farmer,’ expostulated the boatswain,
‘we’ve been messmates and have shared
each other’s dangers; you may take my life, but
do not, do not disgrace me in my death;—nay,
you cannot hang me like a dog!’
“Poor Fanny had remained silently clinging to
her husband during this conversation, insensible
to its true meaning; but when the last expression
escaped the boatswain’s lips, the truth flashed
upon her, and wildly shrieking, she fell at Farmer’s
feet, embraced his knees, and in the most
frantic and abject terms implored for her husband’s
life.
“‘Force her away,’ commanded Farmer, in a
voice of thunder to some of the seamen who had
gathered round, ‘and, Martin, to your prayers;
the sand is fast running through the glass,—to
your prayers, man—to your prayers, I say,’ and
the wretch laughed like a demon.
“‘Avast, avast, Bill,’ said the boatswain, ‘I am
yet an officer, and don’t disgrace the cloth! Stand
back, you lubberly son of a ——’ he exclaimed,
throwing from him with herculean strength one
of his own mates, who was attempting to put the
noose over his head, and then addressing the people,
he uttered in a clear voice, ‘Shipmates, I
only ask to die like a man. If my death-warrant
is sealed, what matters it to you whether I
go out of the world by a musket-ball or in a sling.—Nay,
shipmates, you cannot do it,—and in the
presence of her, too,’—his voice faltered for a
moment,—‘it would be a disgrace to a blue jacket
for ever.—But,’ observing their unchanged countenances,
‘I see my appeal is vain, and I must
bear it as a brave man ought. Farmer this will
be a leak to sink your soul in that day when we
come to pass our accounts. I know but little of
prayers; I’ve served my country with faithfulness,
and every action of my life is known to the
Almighty. If I’ve done my duty to my king,—to
my fellow creatures, and to she who now witnesses
my murder, God already knows it, so it’s
of no use overhauling them consarns now; and if
I have not done it, then I take it five minutes
will hardly mend the matter. Fanny,’ he continued,
softening his voice, ‘you have been my
friend, my companion, in fair weather and in
foul; they will not, cannot injure you, girl; and
when you go back to where I need not name,
tell the old folks,’—here his voice again faltered
and his lips quivered, which gave rise to an obscene
jest from a bystander,—‘Be decent, fellow,’
he continued, ‘a brave man never insults his prisoner.
My conscience is clear from having ever
wilfully done wrong;—will yours be so when the
last death-grapple comes?’
“‘Cease this d—— folly!’ exclaimed Farmer;
‘your time is nearly up, and by heaven—’
“‘Swear not by heaven, Bill,’ said the boatswain
solemnly, ‘you have done with it, and it
has done with you. Come, Fanny, one clasp to
my heart before we are separated,’ and he threw
his arms round his sinking wife, who seemed
scarce conscious of her existence.
“‘Waist there! is the yard-rope manned?’ exclaimed
Farmer.
“‘Ay, ay, all ready,’ was the response.
“‘Will you not take her below?’ said the boatswain
beseechingly.
“‘No, no,’ vociferated some of the topmen;
‘she has often seen us dance aloft, and now she
shall see you.’
“‘Farmer, will you suffer this?’ said the boatswain.
“‘They will have it so,’ returned the master’s-mate,
doggedly.
“‘Then, by that Heaven which you have abjured,
they shall be disappointed. I will not perish
like a dog.’
“He sprang forward, and with his heavy blows
felled several to the deck. At first, old remembrances
of his prowess made the mutineers give
way before his impetuous attack, but it was only
momentary; a dozen cutlasses gleamed in the air;
there was a whizzing noise of flourishing tomahawks,
and the boatswain fell dead beneath the
blows, covered with wounds. Happily his wife
had fainted; she had seen her husband struck,
but she was spared the pang of witnessing his
bloody corpse being thrown overboard, which was
done immediately. ‘Oh, God! where is thine eye
of retribution!—(Hughes would cry out)—lay
bare thine arm! But thou hast poured out the
phials of thy wrath, and justice has received her
due!’
“Well, messmate, whilst this was passing at the
starboard gangway, the coxswain and his gang
were making quick work of the other officers.
They had secured the two lieutenants, the purser,
the doctor, the captain’s clerk, and a little lad—a
midshipman, who with the gallantry of riper
years stood undauntedly among the rest, and there
were also four or five seamen who had made
themselves obnoxious to the mutineers; they were
all butchered, mangled, cut to pieces, and committed
to the deep. The little midshipman was
stabbed through the heart,—I saw it myself; the
boy fell shouting, and with that shout expired.
But there was yet another victim. I told you the
marine officer was sick in his hammock, and being
weak from long illness could offer no resistance;
indeed, he scarcely knew what was doing. Now,
messmate, may perdition alight upon their bloody
heads for that horrid cruelty! They brought the
young officer on deck; his ghastly features, pale
and wasted from disease, excited no pity, and
with the balance trembling between life and
death he was thrown over the taffrail, and left to
struggle for a few useless moments, when he sunk
beneath the waves, and his murder was added to
the black catalogue of hellish guilt.
“Day dawned, and dawned in splendour. The
sun upon the horizon shed his red light, rendering
the gory deck more bloody in its aspect; and
there stood the mutineers, contemplating the horrible
deeds they had so lately perpetrated, and
scanning each other with looks of silent mistrust,
as if every man suspected that his shipmate
would betray him. Farmer stood upon the after-gun
on the starboard side, one elbow resting on
the hammock-rail and his head reclined upon his
hand; the flush of intemperance was on his cheeks,
and his restless eye wandered hither and thither,
as if tracking the crimson stains of carnage that
his villany had caused. The horizon was now
one flood of clear transparent light, the blue waters
marking the line between the dark ocean and
crystal sky. The gallant frigate danced merrily
before the breeze, but excepting the squaring of
the yards, no additional canvass had been spread
to accelerate her way.
“Suddenly a man on the fokstle exclaimed
‘Sail, O!’ Farmer started from his reverie, and
every limb of his body was for an instant palsied;
whilst the seamen, as if struck by an enchanter’s
wand, stood motionless and still. ‘Sail, O!’ repeated
the man. It aroused them from their
stupor; a thousand sickly apprehensions rushed
upon their minds, and all was instantly bustle and
alarm. Farmer walked forward, and then hailed
one of the quarter-masters to bring him the glass
out of the cabin. The glass was brought,—it
was the captain’s; and as he took it in his hand,
it was plainly seen by the quick changes of his
countenance, that there was a tempest in his
soul.
“The sail was now distinctly visible about two
points on the larboard beam, her hull rising from
the water, and her masts showing she was a ship,
whilst their position indicated she was crossing
the frigate’s track. Farmer raised the glass to
his eye; there was a breathless silence fore-and-aft.
His look was long and earnest; not a muscle
of his features moved, his very pulsation seemed
to be suspended: at last, he gave a shivering gasp,
and drew his breath convulsively. The coxswain
approached, and took his spell at the glass, but
his glance was only momentary; he returned it
to Farmer. They looked in each other’s face, but
neither spoke his thoughts.
“‘Bring Mr. Southcott on deck,’ exclaimed
Farmer, ‘and see that he is well guarded.’
“In a few minutes Mr. Southcott, the master,
was brought on to the fokstle, between two seamen
with naked cutlasses and loaded pistols. The
undaunted officer, expecting that the hour of his
death had arrived, stood firm and erect in front
of the mutineer, and his steady gaze fixed so intently
upon him, that Farmer shrunk from before
it. At length the latter said, ‘No harm is meant
you, Mr. Southcott; but have the goodness to take
the glass, and tell me what you make out yon
ship to be,’ pointing towards it.
“‘Is there a sail?’ exclaimed the master. ‘Ay,
I see it;—thank Heaven!’ and he took the glass.
“‘Her yards show square,’ said Farmer.
“‘They do,’ replied the master; ‘but the merchantmen
now spread a broad cloth in these seas.’
“‘She has a middle and a royal stay-sail set,’
continued Farmer. The master assented.
“‘She is carrying every thing that can draw
a cap-full of wind,’ said Farmer.
“‘She is so,’ replied the master; ‘but West-Indiamen
have many flying kites nowadays.’
“‘Mr. Southcott,’ exclaimed Farmer in his
harsh hoarse voice, ‘you know that yon hooker
is no West-Indiaman. You would deceive me,
sir—That new cloth in the main-top-sail, that
milk-white flying jib, and the cloud of canvass
that flutters from the main-yard tell me that it
is the——’
“‘What?’ exclaimed the master, suddenly
starting from the recumbent posture in which he
had been looking at the ship, and again fixing his
eyes upon his traitorous mate.
“‘Sail, O!’ shouted a man from the starboard
cat-head; ‘a brig under the land, and a ship in-shore
of her.’
“‘Yes, yes,’ said Farmer, ‘’tis the Favourite
and the Drake; but their legs were never made
to catch us. Come, Mr. Southcott, the name of the
stranger yonder,’ pointing to the vessel first seen.
‘I wish the men to hear it from your lips, that
they may think of running gantlines and hangman’s
knots, and know their doom if they surrender.’
He again applied the glass to his eye; ‘she
has bore up a couple of points, and is setting her
studding-sails. Speak, sir! is it not the Mermaid?—You
are silent, but it matters not. Take him
below.’
“‘Yes, Farmer,’ said the master, ‘thank God,
it is the Mermaid, and therefore you cannot hope
to escape. Your captain and officers are murdered
by your orders—’
“‘Nay, nay, not by my orders, Mr. Southcott,’
said Farmer. ‘We have all been tarred with the
same brush; but what would you propose?’
“‘Resign the command you have assumed to
me,’ replied the master; ‘and men!’ he shouted at
the top of his voice, ‘mistaken men, return to
your—’
“‘Silence, sir!’ thundered Farmer, clapping his
hand to the master’s mouth; and then turning to
the men who had crowded up from below and
filled the fokstle and gangways, he said, ‘Shipmates,
yon sail is our old consort, the Mermaid.
Mr. Southcott proposes you should surrender, and
of course all of us know our doom. But though,
mayhap, some may be spared by royal mercy—such
mercy as you have already had, which of
you can point out the men? No, no, my lads,
we’ve gone too far to retract; and for my part, I
would rather flash a pistol in the magazine than
again serve under British bunting, even if my life
were sure. What do you say, men?’
“The seamen crowded together, irresolute; the
petty officers gathered round Farmer, whilst those
who had been least active in the mutiny seemed
half inclined to follow the counsel of the master.
‘Shipmates!’ said Farmer, ‘I wish to try your
mettle. Think of a public execution! The yard-rope
rove, the signal gun, and a death of infamy!
Most of you have had your noble bravery and
gallant daring already rewarded with the cat; but
what is a dozen or two at the gang-way, compared
with flogging through the fleet! and with
left-handed boatswains’ mates to cross the lashes!
But our case is far from desperate; we have handled
the gun-tackles before to-day, even if it
should come to the worst.’
“‘You will not dare to fight,’ said the master;
‘or if you do, where are those intrepid men who
directed all your movements? Farmer, I am told
it was your hand that struck-down my poor messmate,
Douglas; it was a damnable deed, for you
must have remembered that he saved your life
last April, when cutting out at Jean Rabel—’
“‘Take him below!’ roared Farmer. ‘This is
no time to think or talk of the past; and d’ye mind
me, Mr. Southcott, clap a stopper on your tongue,
or else—; you understand me, sir.’
“‘I do,’ replied the master, ‘and defy you.
What! have I been playing at ducks and drakes
with death so many years, and fear to meet him
now? My king, my country demand my services,
and when I disgrace my colours, then brand me
traitor, and—’
“‘Away with him!’ again shouted Farmer, ‘and
if he offers to speak, gag him with a wet nipper.
Away with him! I say,’ and the master was dragged
off the deck. Farmer then turned to the petty
officers, ‘Shipmates, we must speedily decide.
What say you, Oates?’
“‘She is yet four or five miles off; let us crack
on studding-sails alow and aloft, and my life for
it we run her hull down by dark.’
“‘The Mermaid has the heels of us, going free,’
replied Farmer, ‘and could spare us the t’galln’t-sails.
Should we make sail, ’twill only arouse
suspicion. Your advice, Jennings.’
“‘We could always fore-reach and weather
upon the Mermaid on a bow-line,’ answered the
man addressed; ‘so why not haul to the wind on
the starboard tack, go between the islands, and
make for the first port?’
“‘Yes,’ said Farmer with a sneer, ‘and there
are two cruisers now in sight in-shore of us; we
know the Magician and the Zephyr are somewhere
in the neighbourhood; it certainly would
be wise to run into their jaws. Speak, shipmate,’
turning to the coxswain, ‘what’s to be done?’
“‘We might get close in-shore, abandon the
frigate, and take to the boats,’ replied the coxswain.
“‘And going without compensation in our
hands,’ rejoined Farmer, ‘be delivered up as
mutineers, or confined in dungeons as prisoners of
war! We have no further time for argument;
men, will you obey my orders, or shall I here
abandon you to your fate?’
“‘Every man will obey,’ was shouted by the
crew, ‘either to fight or fly!’
“‘’Tis well,’ replied Farmer. ‘Brace the
yards up, and let her come to the wind on the
larboard tack; afterguard, rig the whip and wash
the decks down. Topmen, away aloft; keep
snugly to leeward,—see that all your studding-sail
gear is properly rove, and have every thing
ready for shaking out a reef and setting the royals.
Boatswain’s mates, send a gang below to
bring the hammocks up; and, quarter-masters, to
your stations in stowing them. Call the gunner’s
crew, and tell them to go round the quarters
and see everything in its place. Signal-man!
bend the colours at the peak, and have our number
ready to show at the main. Main-top there!—stand
by to hoist the pennant, and mind it
blows out clear. Be smart, my lads: one lubberly
act would make them suspect that Captain P——
was not on board, or that his cat had lost its tails.’
“In a few minutes every man was at his appointed
station, and the duty was carrying on
with as much alacrity and attention as if nothing
had happened. The Mermaid, a two-and-thirty
gun frigate, was nearing them fast, and the
cruisers in-shore were stretching out from the
land to join her.
“‘The frigate is speaking to us with his bunting,
sir,’ exclaimed the signal-man; ‘she is showing
her distinguishing pennants.’
“Farmer clapped his hands in ecstacy. ‘By
Heaven! it never struck me Captain P——
was the senior captain. Hoist the ensign and
pennant;—bear a hand with the number, and see
that the flags blow clear!’ He directed his glass
to the Mermaid, and looked intently for a minute
or two. ‘She sees it:—haul down! And now, my
lad, make the Mermaid’s signal to make all sail
in chase to the north-east: bend on the preparatory
flag at the main and her pennants at the
mizen, and have all ready abaft to telegraph;—it
will amuse the fools and keep them from being
too familiar. Is the signal hoisted?’
“‘Ay, ay, sir,’ replied the signal-man, ‘there it
flies in as many colours as a dying dolphin;—and
there goes the answering pennant at the frigate’s
main; haul down, my boys.’
“The moody gloom left Farmer’s brow, as he
saw by the Mermaid’s manœuvring that his signal
had been obeyed. He then bore up again to the
westward, telegraphed that he was going in chase,
crowded his canvass on every spar that would
spread a cloth, and soon had a clear horizon all
around him.
“But though Farmer had determined to run for
the Spanish main, yet he was not sufficiently acquainted
with the coast to know the appearance
of the land. Mr. Southcott, therefore, was
brought on deck, and partly through compulsion
and partly through a desire of getting clear of
the mutineers, he carried the ship off La Guayra,
where she was ultimately surrendered to the
Spanish authorities, Farmer declaring that they
had turned their officers adrift in the jolly-boat,
though the real fact was very soon afterwards
explained to the Spaniards. The master, the gunner,
the carpenter and two midshipmen of those
saved were sent to prison; but the mutineers
received twenty-five dollars a man, a great many
of them became double traitors by entering for
the frigate under the Spanish flag, and Farmer
was appointed second captain. The first captain’s
name, I’m told, was Gallows,[1] so that his
junior must have been pretty often reminded of it.
“Admiral Harvey, on hearing of all the circumstances,
sent a flag of truce to demand the
frigate and the mutineers; but though the Spaniards
were made acquainted with the horrible
murders that had been committed when the ship
was taken possession of, yet they not only refused
to deliver her up, but actually put six more
guns aboard of her, making altogether forty-four,
and with a crew of nearly four hundred men, she
was fitted out and made a voyage to San Domingo,
very narrowly escaping the British cruisers
who were all on the alert to pick her up.”
“And this, your honour,” said my chaperon, “is
old Hughes’s story, and that’s the ship there it’s
all about.”
I had been deeply interested in his narrative,
which he related with peculiar feeling, and some
parts were almost dramatised by his singular gestures
and manner. “And what became of the
boatswain’s wife?” I inquired.
“Fanny Martin, sir?” he replied; “why I think
she left La Guayra in a neutral, and so got to
Halifax, but I arn’t quite sure.”
“And now, then,” said I, “for some account of
her recapture. Can you tell me how it happened,
and what the picture before us is actually designed
to represent?”
“Why no, your honour, I can’t do that exactly,”
rejoined he, “seeing as I knows but little about
it; but there’s a messmate of mine yonder who
was on that station at the time, and can give you
the particulars; but he’s a dry soul, your honour,
and mayhap would like a taste of the spirit-room,
if your honour has no objections; ’twill loose his
tongue a bit, and give it freer play.”
“One word for my friend and two for myself,”
thought I; but sensible that “freshening the nip”
would prevent too much chafing, I readily consented,
and the old blades piped to grog with a
gusto that can only be acquired by long habit.
We were soon seated in a comfortable room
overlooking the Thames. It was nearly high-water,
and the middle of summer; a delightful
breeze tempered the heat, the green fields looked
beautifully below and opposite to us, whilst the
vessels were rapidly passing and chequering the
scene with their white sails. The steamers, too,
were swiftly cutting through the yielding element,
and the whole presented a spectacle of commercial
wealth that can be witnessed on no other
river in the world. I own I feel a very great
pride in contemplating the glory and the gratitude
of my country; and when I see her gallant tars
who have braved the war of elements and battled
the enemies of England, snugly enjoying their old
age in their berths, chewing their pigtail with a
knowing quid pro quo, and occasionally cheering
the heart with the balsam that maketh it glad, I
cannot help exclaiming, “nobly should a grateful
country be served, and thus be rewarded her
brave defenders!” Besides, within the small compass
of this beautiful place, we can meet with
practical information from every part of the globe.
Talk of your geographies! here are the living
pages that wait on Time,—men that have breakfasted
on a whale with the Esquimaux, dined on
an elephant with the Hottentots, and supped upon
a snake sixty feet long with the Red Indians;—men
who have bearded the lions, shook paws with
the tiger, and rode races on alligators. They
have seen the holy city, visited the ancient capitol
of the world, and have passed over the identical
spot where Jonah was swallowed by the whale.
Greenwich Hospital is a very storehouse for knowledge,—a
perfect College, in which the old tars
take their degrees as natural as when running
down a trade-wind,—have their senior wranglers,
their M.A. for master-at-arms, their B.A. for boatswain’s-assistant,
enjoy good fellowship over a glass
of grog, and are staunch supporters of cannon law.
We found several of these well filled volumes—damme-quart-hos—already
ranged in the room
before our arrival, and, like our old friend Colburn,
they were mighty busy in puffing off their
works, as if trying to hide the authors under a
cloud of smoke.
“Ay, ay,” exclaimed a crojack-eyed old blade,
“them there pursers’ accounts of prize-money
showed but a poor figure in the foremast-man’s
log, whatever they did in the skipper’s journal.
They used to sift it through a hatchway grating,—all
that went down was for the officers, and all
that stayed above came to the tarry jackets.”
“You’re right there, Jem,” said a veteran boatswain’s-mate,
whose voice was not unlike a gale
of wind sighing to a kitchen fire through the hollow
of a chimney-pot, “perfectly right; and then
they make out the prize-list much in the same
way as the nigger accounted for his pig. D’ye
see, his master gave him three dollars to go to
market and buy a pig; but the black rascal came
back drunk, without his money and without his
cargo. ‘Holla!’ said his master, ‘how came you
drunk, sir? and where’s the pig?’ ‘Ah, massa,’
says the nigger, ‘me nebber drunk, but giddy wid
long chase.’ ‘Where’s the dollars I gave you?’
asked the master. ‘Me gie ’em to buy pig,’ said
the black. ‘What, three dollars?’ cried the master.
‘Tan littly bit, massa, me telle you. First
me gib dollar for pig’ ‘Well, that’s only one dollar,’
said the master. ‘Tan littly bit,’ puzzled
the nigger; ‘den me hab pig for dollar,—dat two
dollar, massa; den de pig run away, and gib dollar
for catch a pig—dat tree dollar, massa. Den
him dam pig run in a bush like a debbil, and nebber
see him no more noder time.’ So it was with
the prize-money; there was dollar for Jack, and
Jack for dollar; and if Jack ran away, he lost all,
and was made to look dolor-ous into the bargain,
if ever they cocht him again. My best sarvice
to your honour, and hope no offence.” He lifted
his pewter to his lips, and took a most persevering
draught to qualify the toast.
“Jack Maberly,” said my worthy conductor,
addressing the last speaker, “the gentleman wants
to hear a little about the recapture of the Harmoine,
and Bill Jennings is just agoing to tell his
honour the long and the short of it, if you’ll be
good enough to keep silence fore-and-aft.”
“I wull, I wull, messmate,” replied the old boatswain’s-mate.
Bill Jennings, the very beau ideal of a main-topman
in long togs, applied his muzzle to the
grog, as he said, “to clear his throat of scupper-nails;”
and having swallowed almost enough to
float a jolly-boat, after sundry hems and divers
sluings to make sure of his stowage, gave the following
account of
The Recapture of the Hermione.
“As for them there cutting outs, (he began)
why I’ve had a pretty good share on ’em in my
time, seeing as how I’ve been with some of them
there fire-eating chaps as would cut out the devil
himself from under a heavy fire, if so be as his
reverence warn’t moored with chains. To my
thinking, there’s more to rouse the nat-ral spirit
of man in boarding than in laying at long shots
and hitting each other spitefully; for if a fellow
does work an eyelet hole in your canvass where
it arn’t wanted, you have the chance of damaging
some of his spars in return, and that’s what I
calls fair play. Bekase, messmates, setting a case
as this here—it’s cut for cut, and damn all favours.
Now at long shot you never can tell who hits you,
and that’s what I call a sort of incendiary act;
but at close quarters you can always tell who
lends you a rap, and you can pay him agin; and
if he falls, then you can stand his friend and take
care of him. But nevertheless, messmates,—as
many on you knows,—that same cutting out is
sharp work for the eyes, as the monkey said when
he hugged the cat, particularly where the boarding-nettings
are triced up and the enemy is prepared
for you; but there warn’t a ship on the
West Ingee station but would have gladly undertaken
the recapture of the Harmoine, bekase the
whole affair had been a disgraceful consarn, and
had placed the cha-rackter of a British tar like
a yankee schooner jammed betwixt two winds,—nobody
knew which way she’d tend. Well, messmates,
the job fell to the Surprise, 28, an old
French 24, called the Unity when she was taken
by the Inconstant, in the beginning of the year
96. Howsomever, messmates, she kept up both
names, as it were; for never was there a ship with
more unity among the men, and she surprised the
Spaniards by the daring impudence they displayed.
The Harmoine had made a run or two
from San Domingo, and in September, 99, our
admiral, ould Sir Hyde Parker, received intelligence
that she was going to make another trip to
Havana, and the Surprise was sent to cruise
off Cape Saint Romar to intercept her. The
whole of the little frigate’s complement was 197,
men and boys, but there warn’t so many as that
on board, and with this force Captain Hamilton
was to attack a ship carrying 44 guns, and having
nearly 400 men;—but they didn’t calculate odds
in them days. Well, d’ye see, she got upon her
station about the middle of October, and kept a
sharp look-out, dodging off and on, but keeping
at a fair distance, so that the prize might not be
afraid of leaving port. Well, day after day they
watched, but nothing hove in sight bigger than a
land-crab; so what does the captain do, but being
tired of waiting, he cuts out some vessels from
under the island of Amber, to keep the men from
getting idle, and then runs off of Porto Cabello,
and there sure enough lay the Harmoine all
ataunt-o, every stick on end, sails bent, t’-gallant
yards crossed, and a whacking large Spanish ensign
and pennant flying;—but mark me, messmates,
she was moored head and starn betwixt
two heavy batteries, the smallest of which could
have blowed the little frigate out of the water,
and cut her up like junk.
“It was a beautiful evening, when the saucy
Surprise stood close in to reckoniter;—there was
a fine breeze and smooth water, and the craft
worked like a top. They could see the sodgers
at the batteries and the men on board the enemy
all at their quarters, and the gun-boats were pulling
out to take up convenient positions; though
there warn’t a man among ’em believed the ship
could be taken, yet they knew damned well the
Englishmen would try.
“Well, next day Captain Hamilton hove-to, just
without range of shot, and challenged the Harmoine
to come out; but she took no notice of it,
and so the Surprise made sail, stood into the mouth
of the harbour, and fired at her. The batteries
opened their palaver; but the little ship hauled
off without a shot touching her, and the lazy lubberly
Spaniards, more than two to one in men
and metal, didn’t dare to show their yellow rag
outside the port. So the ship’s company, fore-and-aft,
wondered what the captain would be at,
and they grinned like so many cat-heads to think
they couldn’t get a fair slap at her. But the captain
was up in the main-top with a round jacket
on,—stretched out at full length with his glass
resting on the top-brim, and most earnestly overhauling
their consarns in-shore, so that an old
woman couldn’t stir out of doors, nor a rat move
on the Harmoine’s decks without his seeing it.
The master was up in the fore-top upon the same
lay, and they kept hailing each other about different
consarns till they made every thing out as
plain as the grog-blossoms on Darby’s nose there.
[The individual alluded to gave a chuckle something
between a grunt and a laugh, and applied
his fingers to an enormous red proboscis, that certainly
seemed the tell-tale of a besetting sin.]
Well, d’ye mind, they kept at this all day long,
dodging about and in-and-out, like a dog in a fair,
till the men got quite tantalized and jaundiced
at seeing so much of the yellow bunting,—for the
enemy had hoisted it every where out of bravado.
“Now, messmates, when I was a youngster, I
used to—could read a bit, and I remembers reading
some’ut about the conginuality of minds;—that
is, suppose setting a case, messmates, just this
here. Darby there and I, without speaking to
each other, both lifts the quart pots to drink his
honour’s health for sarving out the stuff,—[he
raised the quart pot, which by the by was empty,
and looking into it, conveyed a hint that it required
replenishing]—why then, messmates, (he continued)
we should both have the same thoughts
arising from the same feelings. [Darby’s mug
was empty too, so I ordered them to be filled
again.] So, d’ye see, messmates, the crews of the
boats got busy about their gear and placed the
oars and boat-hooks, the rudders and tillers all in
their proper places, ready for a moment’s sarvice.
The captain twigged ’em at it, but he never said
nothing till the next day but one, when he orders
the hammocks to be opened to air and spread out
over the boats, and he stands off-and-on till about
noon, when he makes a long stretch out from the
land, and the men thought he was going to give
it up. So, d’ye see, they pipes to dinner, and
after that they sarves the grog out, of course;—your
honour’s health; and, messmates, yours, all
of you,—[he took a long draught];—but at two
bells, instead of calling the watch, the hands
were turned up and all ordered aft on to the
quarter-deck, where the captain was standing as
upright as a fathom of smoke in a calm, and the
master was bent down like a yard of pump-water
measured from the spout, and looking over
a chart of the harbour, as busy as the devil in a
gale of wind.
“Well, every soul fore-and-aft mustered in the
twinkling of a hand-spike, and they all crowded
together as if they’d been stowed with a jack-screw
for a long voyage; and then the captain up
and tells ’em that he meant to head the boats
himself and cut the Harmoine out, if they would
do their duty like men and back him. My eyes,
if there warn’t a cheer then, there never was one
before nor since; and the lads, to seal the bargain,
gived one another a grip of the fist that
would have squeezed a lemon as dry as a biscuit.
“So, you see, the murder was out, and every
man betwixt the cabin windows and the figure-head
volunteered to the duty; but the captain
said he wouldn’t take more than one hundred, including
officers and marines; he was sorry to
leave any behind, as he believed them to be all
brave fellows, but some must stay to work the
ship, and, if necessary, bring her into action.
“Well, the men were picked out, the muskets,
pistols, tommyhawks, and cutlashes got ready, and
long hook-ropes coiled away in the starn-sheets of
each boat, and clinched to the ring in the bottom;
the oars and rullocks were muffled and well
greased, so that not a sound might be heard louder
than the sigh of a periwinkle.
“The sun set soon after six o’clock, and as soon
as twilight came on,—which in them latitudes,
when the sun is on the equator, and it was very
near it then, comes on in a few minutes,—the
ship was hove in stays and stood in-shore, with a
pleasant breeze and a stern-swell setting after
her. About eight o’clock the wind died away,
the yards were laid square, and the boats hoisted
out, whilst those on the quarters were lowered,
and all were soon manned for the expedition and
shoved off. Whilst they’re pulling in-shore,
messmates, I’ll just elucidate Captain Hamilton’s
plan of attack.
“Now, mind me, this here paper of ’bacca shall
be one battery, and this here ’bacca-box shall be
the other battery, and this here shut-knife shall
be the Harmoine,—the laniard sarving for one
cable out of the hawse-hole, and this piece of
marline for the other cable out of the gun-room
port;—[he arranged the articles on the table.]
Now the boats were to pull in, and the boarding
parties had each a different place to board at. As
soon as they got upon deck, the boats with their
respective crews were to cut the cables and then go
a-head to tow; whilst four of the boarders were
instantly to shin aloft to loose the fore-topsail and
two to loose the mizen-topsail, which, if possible,
were to be sheeted home to catch the breeze
coming off the land. The Surprise was to come
in close to the harbour’s mouth to act as circumstances
required.
“The boats kept close together, but didn’t
make any quick head-way, as the captain meant
to get in about midnight, when he expected the
Spaniards would have their eyes buttoned up,
and their ears plugged with their nightcaps, like
the hawse-holes in blue water.
“Well, d’ye see, it was just about eight bells
when the mast-heads of the Harmoine showed
above the dark mass of land, and the light rigging
looked like a fine spider’s web traced on the silvery
sky; and there too fluttered the yellow rag,
that was soon to be humbled under the saucy pennant
of St. George. On pulled the boats, and except
the ripple of the oars and the hissing of the
foam in their wakes, silence slept deep and still,
disturbed only by the moan of the sea as it broke
upon the rocky shore.
“Suddenly there was a flash, and before the
report could be heard, grape-shot were jumping
about the boats and splashing up the water like a
shoal of flying-fish at play. This firing was from
a couple of guard-boats, each mounting a twelve-pounder;
and if it did no other mischief, it aroused
Jack Spaniard, who it appears was up and
rigged like a sentry-box; and before a cat could
lick her ear, flames of fire seemed to be bursting
from the dark rocks, like lightning from a black
thunder-cloud: it was the frigate, speaking with
her main-deck and fokstle guns.
“Finding that the enemy were prepared, the
captain had less delicacy in alarming them out of
their sleep, and so the boats’ crews gave three
tremendous cheers. Mayhap, your honour never
heard the cheers on going into action, when the
voice of man goes from heart to heart and stirs
up all that is brave and noble in the human
breast; it invigorates and strengthens every timber
in a fellow’s frame, and is to the weak or mild,
what mother’s milk is to the infant.
“Well, they gave three British cheers as would
have stirred up the blood of an anchor-stock, if it
had any, and on they dashed, stretching to their
oars with a good-will and making the water brilliant
with their track as they pulled for the devoted
frigate, then about three-quarters of a mile
distant, which kept sending forth the red flames
from the muzzles of her guns as the boats gallantly
approached.
“Captain Hamilton boarded on the starboard
bow, and with the gunner and eight or ten men
cleared the fokstle. The doctor boarded on the
larboard bow, and with his party joined the captain;
and the other boats having discharged their
men, the whole of the boarders attacked the
quarter-deck, where the Spanish officers had collected
and fought with desperation. And now
mind the downright impudence of the thing; for
whilst they were fighting for possession on deck,
the sails were loosed aloft, the cables were cut,
and the boats were towing the ship out of the
harbour; and the craft, as if she knew she warn’t
honestly come by, was walking off from the land
like seven bells half-struck;—if that warn’t going
the rig, then blow me if I know what is.
“When the Spaniards saw that the ship was actually
under way with sail on her, and the boarding
parties cutting down all afore ’em, a great
number jumped overboard and some ran below,
whilst the killed and wounded lay in all directions.
About this time Captain Hamilton received
such a tremendous crack on the head
from the butt end of a musket, as brought a general
illumination into his eyes and stretched him
senseless on the deck. A Spaniard, who had
fallen near him, raised his dagger to stab him to
the heart; but the tide of existence was ebbing
like a torrent, his brain was giddy, his aim faltered,
and the point descended in the captain’s
right thigh. Dragging away the blade with the
last convulsive energy of a death-struggle, he
lacerated the wound. Again the reeking steel
was upheld, and the Spaniard placed his left
hand near the captain’s heart to mark his aim
more sure: again the dizziness of dissolution spread
over his sight, down came the dagger into the
captain’s left thigh, and the Spaniard was a
corpse.
“The upper deck was cleared, and the boarders
rushed below on the main-deck to complete
their conquest. Here the slaughter was dreadful,
till the Spaniards called out for quarter and
the carnage ceased; but no sooner was the firing
on board at an end, when the sodgers at the batteries—who
had been wondering at the frigate
moving away as if by magic, and had been calling
a whole reg’ment of saints to help ’em,—let
fly from nearly two hundred pieces of cannon, as
if they were saying their prayers and wanted
the British tars to count the beads. Howsomever
the wind was very light close in-shore, and the
smoke mantled thick and heavy on the waters,
so as to mask the ship from view; but a chance
twenty-four-pounder hulled her below the water-mark,
and they were obliged to rig the pumps.
The main-mast, too, at one time was in danger
from the stay and spring-stay being shot away,
and the head swell tumbling in made the frigate
roll heavily; but about two in the morning they
got out of gun shot, the towing boats were called
alongside, and every thing made snug. Thus in
an hour and three-quarters the frigate was boarded,
carried, and clear from the batteries; but, to
be sure, considering the little wind there was,
and the head swell setting in, she did stretch her
legs as if glad to be out of bad company, and the
quarantine flag;[2]—for you know, Darby, none in
our sarvice likes to be yellowed,—[Darby gave
another chuckle, and then took a good pull at his
mug to drown remembrances,]—it looks so like a
land-crab.
“Well, messmates, sail was soon made on the
Harmoine, the shot-hole was plugged up, and
the party mustered; when there were found to be
only twelve men wounded, amongst whom were
the captain and the gunner, Mr. Maxwell. There
was not one man killed on the British side, but
the Spaniards had 119 killed and 97 wounded,
most of them dangerously, and the decks were
again stained with human blood, some of which
was no doubt shed by those murderers and traitors
who had mutinied.
“At day-light next morning the Spaniards were
indulged with the sight of both ships standing off
shore, and the Harmoine with a British ensign and
pennant over the Spanish colours. The prisoners
were put on board of a schooner, that was
captured during the day, and sent ashore; and
the Surprise, with her prize, stood for Jamaica,
where she arrived seven days afterwards, and
brought up at Port Royal.
“You may be sure, messmates, Captain Hamilton
was well received; the Parliament-men at the
island gave him a beautiful sword that cost three
hundred guineas; he was made a knight on, and
the Harmoine was called the Retaliation, and
she was immediately put in commission as an
English frigate; though in logging her name in
the navy list, the Lords of the Admiralty changed
it to the Retribution, and I had the honour to be
drafted on board her as captain of the main-top.
“Captain Hamilton was invalided home on account
of his wounds; but the packet was taken by
a French privateer, and he went to see Boneypart,
who treated him like a messmate for his
bravery, and allowed him to be exchanged for
six French middies; and now, my lads, I’ve told
you all I know about the recapture of the Harmoine.”
Of course, I expressed my acknowledgments
for the obligations I was under to him for his narrative,
but this seemed to nettle the old tar very
much. How far his account is correct I must
leave others to determine, and only regret that
I have not been able to do the worthy soul more
justice, but it would be impossible for any written
description to give an adequate idea of his mode
of recital. Our glasses were replenished, for I
saw that the old blades, like cutters on a wind,
were determined to have a taut leech to their
jibs by taking a long and strong pull at the purchase;
and expecting to gather a fund of anecdote,
I e’en made the most of it, and determined
to gladden their hearts.
“Well, it’s of no manner of use to go to argufy
the matter,” said the old boatswain’s-mate, “and
all I’ve got to say is this here. Bill has spun that
yarn like a patent winch, and I’m sartin, sooner
or later, murder will always meet with its punishment.
Many of them mutineers were hung,
and I’m thinking that there was one or two jewel-block’d
that never set foot on the Harmoine’s
deck in their born days; but their lives were
sworn away, and arter that they went aloft without
touching a rattlin. I knew one on ’em, but
I’ll not rip up old grievances like a piece of tarred
parcelling. I was at Port Royal when the ships
came in, and well remember seeing ’em both.
There’s one thing however, messmate, you forgot
to tell us, and in the regard of a generous spirit,
which I take to be consort with bravery, it ought
not to go untold; and that is this here, that Sir
Edward divided £500 of his own prize-money
amongst the bold fellows who shared the victory
with him.”
“That was nobly and generously done,” said I;
“such a man deserves to be immortalized.”
“Well, your honour, he was mortalized,” replied
the old man; “for on that station of musketoes
and grog-blossoms, there warn’t a blue jacket
nor yet a jolly but would have followed him into
the devil’s kitchen at cooking time. And it’s a
rum place that West Ingees, too. I remembers
being ashore at one of the resurrections among
the niggers, and the ship’s corporal stuck his spoon
in the wall; because, I’m thinking, it warn’t very
likely that a fellow would ever sup burgoo again,
when his head and his body had parted company.
Well, we buried him in a wild kind of a spot,
where there was a few grave-stones with names
chiselled on ’em, and some were cut with a knife,
showing a foul anchor or a rammer and sponge,
and the trees grew all over the ground, and the
rank grass and weeds run up the tombs; it was a
wilderness sort of a place, and here it was that
Corporal Jack was laid up in ordinary. The party
to which I belonged was commanded by Mr.
Quinton, a master’s mate, and our bounds lay
within a short distance of this here burying-ground;
and so, d’ye mind, the morning after
they’d lowered the corporal down the hatchway
of t’other world, I was posted at the point next
the corporal’s berth, and a shipmate was with
me by way of companion like,—not that I was
afeard of any thing living or dead, but I had always
a sort of nat’ral antipathy to being left
alone on shore, particularly in the dark. There
was also a nigger belonging to the plantation,
who we allowed to join us just by way of being
civil to him, as he was a kind of steward’s mate
in the house, and used to splice the main brace
for us occasionally. Well, messmates, we got
knotting our yarns to keep us from getting drowsy;
and to cheer our spirits, we overhauled a
goodish deal about ghosts, and atomies, and hobblegoblins,
and all such like justices of the peace,
till the nigger—they called him Hannibal, arter
the line-of-battle ship, I suppose;—I say, till the
nigger declared that every hair on his head stood
as stiff as a crow-bar.”
“Avast there!” exclaimed Bill Jennings, “tell
that to the marines an you will; why the black
fellow’s head was woolly and curled like a Flemish
fake, and yet you say it was as stiff as a crow-bar.”
“And so it was,—the more the wonder, and be
d—— to you;” growled the boatswain’s-mate.
“Would you have his honour there think I keep
a false reckoning? Well, as I was a saying, his
head looked like a black porcupine with his quills
up. All at once we heard a tremendous rattling
amongst the dry leaves of a plantain-ground; but
the trees were too thick to see what it was even
if there had been light enough, which there warn’t,
as the sun hadn’t brought his hammock up, but
was only just turning out.
“‘Dere him debbil come agin,’ cried the nigger;
and away he started, as if a nor-wester had
kicked him end-ways.
“‘What the black rascal arter,’ said my messmate.
“‘Nay,’ says I, ‘that’s more nor I can tell; but
not being a Christian and only a poor ignoramus
of a nigger, I suppose he’s afeard that the noise
yonder is Davy Jones playing at single stick, and
mayhap he may think the ould gemman is hauling
his wind upon this tack, and may take his
black muzzle for one of his imps. But that’s a
pretty bobbery they’re kicking up, at all events,
and now it’s going in the direction of the burying-ground.’
“‘I tell you what it is, Jack,’ says my messmate,
who looked very cautiously round him, as
if he was rowing guard in an enemy’s port, ‘I tell
you what it is; I never thinks they give the devil
his due, for between you and me I don’t know as
he’s half so bad as many people makes him out.
Our parson say he’s black, but the niggers paints
him white; but for my part, I’m thinking that the
colour of a ship’s paint goes for nothing. Then
as for his horns, why they’re ugly looking to be
sure;—[here the noise was right away in the
burying-ground, and my messmate laid me fairly
along side,]—but though they are ugly looking, I
never heard of his doing any mischief by running
stem on with them. And arter all, shipmate,’ he
continued, ‘you must own there’s a great deal in
fancy. Look at your Ingee grab-vessels, that run
their noses out to the heel of the jib-boom, and
carry all their bowsprit in-board! Now I call that
sort o’rig neither ship-shape nor Bristol fashion,
for a ship’s head is a ship’s head, and a ship’s bowsprit
is a ship’s bowsprit; but if they go for to
make a standing bowsprit of a ship’s head, then,
I’m thinking, they are but lubberly rigged.’
“Now, messmates, you must own that his arguments
was a bit of a poser; but I warn’t altogether
satisfied with his backing and filling like a
grenadier in a squall; and so, says I, ‘But what do
you think of his tail, eh?’
“‘Why as for the matter of his tail,’ says he,
‘I’m thinking it’s a fundamental mistake altogether.
The parsons say—and mayhap they’re right—that
he cruises about privateering, because he’s
got a roving commission, and every now and then
he falls in with a heavenly convoy, and nips off
with a prize, which he carries to his own dark
place. Now as some of the craft are, no doubt,
dull sailers, why, I suppose, he carries a hawser
over his quarter to drag ’em out of the body of
the fleet, and I’m thinking that in some dismal
hour he has been seen with the fag-end towing
astarn, and the fear of the beholder has convarted
it into a tail.’
“Well, messmates, I own I was a bit staggered
at the likelihoods of the thing, because, d’ye mind,
I never could make out the use of the tail; but
the tow-rope spoke for itself, so says I, ‘I tell you
what it is, shipmate, you’ve just hove my thoughts
slap aback and got my ideas in irons—but holloa,
there’s a precious row.’
“‘Precious row, indeed,’ says my companion;
‘why Jack—why I’m blessed—look there—if that
arn’t the skeleton of Corporal Jack walking off
with his own head under his arm; then I’m ——,
but here comes Mr. Quinton and the nigger.’
“I did look, messmates, towards the burying-ground,
and there I saw a sort of long-legged
skeleton straddling over the graves like an albatross
topping a ground swell; and, sure enough,
the corporal’s head was under his long spider-like
arms.
“‘Dere, Massa Quinckem,’ said the black fellow,
‘now he see ’em for he-self.’
“‘By Jove, and so it is, boy,’ cried the officer.
“‘Ay, ay sir,’ says my messmate, ‘it’s the corporal—there’s
no mistaking his cutwater; but he
must have fallen away mightily during the night,
to be so scantily provided with flesh this morning;
howsomever, mayhap the climate has melted him
down.’
“‘He no melt ’em,’ cried the nigger, ‘he eat
’em for true.’
“‘What! eat his own head,’ says I, ‘he must be
in dreadful want of a meal. Come, come, ould
chap, that’s too heavy to be hoisted in.’
“Well, all this while the skeleton was walking
off with his head in his arms, just as a nurse would
carry a baby; but the officer raises his rifle to his
shoulder, and it made me laugh to think he was
going to shoot a skeleton without a head, and that
was as dead as Adam’s grandmother.
“‘For God’s sake, sir,’ says my messmate,
‘don’t go for to fire, for it would be downright
blasphemy to kill a dead body; and what makes
the fellow turn out of his hammock after being
lashed up for a full due, I can’t tell.’
“Bang went the rifle, and down dropped the
corporal’s atomy; but up it got again almost directly
and made sail for the bush, leaving his head
behind to lighten ship. Off starts the black fellow
after him, and away went the officer close to
his heels. ‘My eyes, shipmate,’ says I, ‘there
must be some sport in chasing a skeleton; so e’en
let’s keep in their wakes and see it out.’ So off
we set, and presently bang went the rifle again,
and away flew the corporal’s splinters; so the
skeleton gathers himself up, and then laid down
on the ground, kicking and sprawling like a bull-whale
in his flurry. Well, we ran up and there
we found—now what do you think, messmates?
Why, it was nothing more nor less than a large
land-crab, that was walking away with the corporal’s
head as easy as I’d carry a cocoa-nut.”
The old tar ceased, and I naturally expected
that some part of his story would be contradicted;
but no one seemed to raise a doubt as to the
veracity of his statement, and of course politeness
would not allow me to differ from the rest.
“Them land-crabs have a power of strength,”
said old Darby. “I recollects one night being
beached high and dry in the small cutter, and I
boat-keeper; so I catches one of these beasts,
and claps him under the bows of the boat, whilst
I made fast the painter to his hind leg, and then
away he stretched out for the water, dragging
the cutter with him as if it had been no more
than a mouldy biscuit, and if I hadn’t cut the
painter pretty smartly, he’d have towed us out
to sea in no time.”
“The legs of these crabs must be very long,”
said I; “are their bodies in proportion?”
“Why no, your honour,” replied the boatswain’s-mate;
“their bodies are but small, seeing
that they are all ribs and trucks; but their claws
are tremendous. What d’ye think of their reaching
up to the top of a gibbet, and having
unhooked a pirate that was hung in chains, walked
off with him, hoops and all, so that he never was
found again!”
“If it really happened,” I replied, “it is truly
astonishing.”
“Really happened!” cried the veteran somewhat
scornfully. “Ax them as was watching
down at Cabrita-point that night, and see if they
won’t swear to it.”
“Perhaps it was some of the friends of the
pirate who removed the body,” I ventured to
suggest.
“Now that comes of your honour’s not knowing
nothing of the country,” he rejoined; “for, d’ye
mind, all the rogue’s friends were thieves, and if
it had been any of them, they’d not only have carried
off the body, but would have stole the gibbet
for fire-wood, which a land-crab has no manner
of use for.”
This certainly was unanswerable, and I forbore
asking any more questions on that subject.
“I remember, when I was a boy,” said ——, “I
sailed out of Dover in a by-boat under Captain
Hammond over to Calais, and Bullun, and Ostend;
and there was an ould woman who they used to
call Mother Mount, lived at the back of the York
Hotel, and she constantly placed herself on the
steps of her door observationing the people that
passed up and down the street. Captain Hammond
never went past the house but he jeered
her for a witch, and every body said she was one;
till one day, just as we were going across with a
good freight of passengers, the ould Jezabel spoke
some hard words to the skipper, as he was coming
down to the craft to sail out of the harbour. He
made no more to do but to spit at her. ‘The curse
of the defenceless and childless widow be upon
you!’ she cried out. ‘You are bound across the
channel, but there are those will be there before
you. You will think yourself secure, but woe,
and danger, and wreck, shall come at a time
when you think not of it, for my curse is upon
you!’ The captain came on board in no very
gentle humour, and away we went with a flowing
sheet for Calais. Our passage was short, but
we struck very heavily in crossing the bar,
though the water was as smooth as a mill-pond,
and every timber in the craft sneered again.
The mate, fearing she would gripe-to and run
upon the pier-head, was going to ease the throat-halliards;
but the captain hollaed out, ‘Hold on
till all’s blue; it’s only Mother Mount at her
tricks.’ Well, at last we got safe in and hauled
alongside the key in the outer-harbour, where
we made fast stem and starn and cleared decks.”
“Upon my word, that’s a tough yarn,” said I;
“and so you really think it was Mother Mount
that bumped you ashore in that fashion.”
“It isn’t for men without larning or edecation
such as me to say their say positively,” answered
the pensioner, “but—[giving his quid a severe
turn]—if I am to speak my mind, I think it was.
Well, sir, the captain went ashore to dine with
a French gentleman, and when he came aboard
again he was rather too much by the head on
account of the wine he had hoisted in, and somehow
or other it had got stowed away in his fore-peak;
so he yawed about like a Dutch schuyt on
the Dogger-bank, and almost his last words at
turning-in were ‘D— Mother Mount!’ Well, we
all went to our hammocks, and the mate left
word for one of the hands to turn out and ’tend
her at tide-time, as it looked breezy away to the
sou-west. The vessel floated about two o’clock
in the morning, and soon afterwards we heard
the most tremendous hallo-bulloo upon deck, and
the captain swearing in a mixture of high Dutch,
low Dutch, Jarman and French, with not a small
sprinkling of English dammees. Up the ladder
we ran, and there he was with a handspike in
his hand thrashing about and stamping fore-and-aft,
like a wild pig in a squall. We got him appeased
at last, and then he pointed to the mooring
ropes; and, sure enough, the head-fast was
cast off and partly hauled in-board, and the starn-fast
had only a single turn, just ready for letting
go when she had winded; the foresail was partly
up, and the jib hooked all ready for hauling out.
We made all fast and snug again, but the skipper
kept raving till daylight in his cabin about
Mother Mount and her imps.”
“But what about the imps, my old boy,” exclaimed
I; “you’ve said nothing yet about imps.
Did they have tails too?”
“Indeed and by all accounts they had, sir,” replied
the old man; “for though the skipper was a
long time silent about it, yet it came out at last,
and he solemnly attested it in his last moments on
his death-bed to a clergyman. He declared that
whilst he was sleeping something struck his temples
so hard that it made the vessel shake again——.”
“Why, he was dreaming to be sure,” said I,
“the thump was caused by the vessel just beginning
to lift, and the swell rolling in made her
strike against the piles. Pray, had the man who
was ordered to ’tend her at tide-time got up upon
the look-out when the master went on deck?”
“I carn’t say as he was, sir,” answered the veteran,
“though I rather think not.”
“Well, go on, my old friend,” requested I,
“let’s get to the imps.”
“After receiving one or two heavy blows,”
continued the pensioner, “the skipper woke, and
he thought he heard a shrill squeaking voice above
say, ‘Bear a hand with that foresail and jib, and
haul in the head-rope;’ and then there was a sort
of a scrambling noise afore the windlass, and another
chock aft by the starn lockers. So he slips
on his pea-jacket and creeps up the companion,
and there he saw five or six monstrous rats forward;
two were hoisting the foresail, two were
hooking on the jib, one was hauling in the head-rope,
and another was shoving her bows off. Abaft
was a rat bigger than all the rest, standing at the
tiller and giving orders, and another had got hold
of the quarter-rope and was singling the turns.
You may well guess the ould chap was in a terrible
taking at first; his teeth chattered like the
palls of a windlass when they shorten in a slack
cable; his knees knocked together——”
“Then he was knock-kneed,” said I, laughing
heartily. “Really this is a clever tale: first, the
old woman makes a threat, then she plays you a
mount-a-bank trick, and lastly rat ifies her promise
by——”
“I have not got to that yet, sir,” replied the
old man, interrupting in his turn; “but you shall
hear all about it, if you will only give me time.”
He then continued, “Notwithstanding the tremblification
the skipper was in at first, he wasn’t
a man as was easily to be daunted in the long
run; and seeing he was part owner of the craft
as well as master, I’m thinking he was afraid
they wouldn’t carry her out safely, and mayhap
he thought they might turnout to be pirats——”
“That’s half a pun, old boy,” said I; “why
your pirats would have made a splendid rat-pie,
upon short allowance.”
“By all accounts one of ’em would have been
meal for half a dozen messes,” replied the matter-of-fact
old man. “But as I was a saying, sir, ould
Hammond determined that at least he’d be master
of his own cutter; for in those days the by-boats
had running bowsprits, though they generally
carried them over the stem to make most
room; and also, that his own crew knew her trim
and could work her best, he jumps up upon deck
and catches hold of a——”
“A rat tan, or a piece of rat line stuff,” said I,
interrupting him.
“No, sir,” answered the veteran rather testily;
“he catches hold of a handspik, and began to hammer
away like a fellow beating saltpetre bags in
an Ingeeman’s hould at Diamond-harbour; and by
the time we got upon deck, there wasn’t a rat to
be seen nigh hand; though I must say I saw two
or three dark objects in the distance running down
towards the pier-head, and there was some thing
like a man on his hands and knees slowly crawling
after them. Howsomever, as I said before, the
decks were cleared of the warmin, and we made
all fast again.”
“And did you never hear any other explanation
of the affair?” inquired I.
“Why,” replied the pensioner, “there was a report
that some English and French smugglers
broke out of prison that night, and they tried to
make the skipper believe that he was deceived
as to the rats; but the thing was impossible, for
how could the smuggler get through the great
gates and pass the sentries? Besides they wouldn’t
have turned tail that fashion for one ould man.”
“But the alarm, old boy,” exclaimed I; “the
skipper gave an alarm, and the rats were afraid
of being trapped again.”
“Why, for the matter o’ that, sir,” assented the
veteran, “he did kick up a bit of a bobbery, I
own; and the do-oneers came running down from
the watch-house, but nobody was taken.”
“That’s curious, too,” said I, “but had they no
other means of escape?”
“Why, they did say,” replied the old tar,
“that a fishing-boat was missing from somewhere
about the mouth of the harbour; but the captain
swore to the rats, and ever afterwards used to
give the ould woman a trifle of money or so, and
speak kindly to her. And d’ye see, sir, I’m thinking
that Captain Hammond couldn’t be mistaken
as to the rats, because why?—a rat hasn’t a head
like a Christian; and then his tail,—no Christian
has a tail like a spanker boom over his starn, and
so I’ll stick to the rats, for I verily believe they
were nothing else.”
“No doubt,” said I, addressing the boatswain’s-mate,
“you have seen a great deal of hard service.
Have you been in many battles?”
“Why yes, your honour,” he replied, “I’ve had
my share of it; but notwithstanding the many
chafes I got, if another war was to break out,
and I was fifty years younger, provided I could
get a good captain and a sweet ship, worthy messmates
and a full allowance of grog, I’d sooner
sarve in a man-of-war than in any other craft
whatsomever. But mark my words, we shan’t
never have another such a navy as the last. Arn’t
they arming the ships on purpose for them to
make use of their legs, and run away? What
would ould Benbow or Duncan have said to this,
with their round starns and chase batteries? Arn’t
the fleet got the dry-rot with fundungus, and don’t
the new regulations bid fair to give the men the
dry-rot too? Who the deuce could weather a
storm or engage an enemy upon a pint of grog
a-day? But as long as there’s a shot in the locker,
it shall go hard but we’ll queer the purser somehow
or other, after all.
“I remember Jack Traverse once, and a worthy
soul Jack was too, going off at Spithead to
join the old Gorgon. Well, d’ye see, as the wherry
came from the starboard side to pull up to the
larboard gangway, Jack, who had been bowsing
his jib up, caught sight of the name painted in
gold upon the starn, and so he endeavoured to
see what he could make of it; but being cro-jack
eyed, and his brains all becalmed, he began, like
a dull skull-hard, to spell it backward. ‘N-o,
no,’ says Jack, ‘that’s as plain as Beachy Head in
a fog; so this arn’t the ship, d’ye mind! Howsomever,
let us see what her name is. N-o, no;
that’s right; g-r-o-g, grog. Yes, I’m blessed if it
arn’t, and both together makes NO GROG! About
ship, waterman, she won’t do for me; why, I
should be waterlogged in a week, so bear up for
the next ship, d’ye hear.’
“The navy, your honour, is the pillars of the
state; but if the props are unsound, the whole
heady-phiz must tumble to the dust; and oh, to
see the flag under which I’ve fought and bled—that
flag, whose influence caused such signal exertions
in the fleet ‘when Nelson gained the day,’—humbled
before the white rag of a Frenchman,
or pecked at by the double-headed eagle!—nay,
what is worse, degraded in the sight of the stripes
and stars! My fervent prayer is, that before the
day arrives, these old bones may be hove-down
for a full due, and buried in the hollow wave.
’Twould break my heart.
“Howsomever, all this comes of trying to make
Jack a gentle-man, a title he once despised; but
what with the quibble hums of lawyers, and the
comflobgistications of parsons, his head gets filled
with proclamations, and his brains whirl round
like the dog-vane in a calm. I beg your honour’s
pardon, though, for troubling you with so many
of my remarks upon the subject; but it must be
evident to every body that tars have arrived at
a bad pitch, and though I’m no croaker, (I don’t
mean him as was at the Admiralty,) yet my spirit
is stirred up and must have vent. I sees they
have tried to put a stop to smuggling, by taking
off the duties. That is as it should be; but there’s
another thing I wish, and that is, to get a petition
to parley-ment for all the old hard-a-weathers at
Greenwich to have their ’bacca duty free. Why,
sir, it would be an act of piety; and the worthy
old quidnuncs when they take their chaw, or blow
a cloud, would bless ’em for it.
“Talking about smuggling, reminds me of a
circumstance that happened off Dungeness, when
I was in that gallant ship, the Triumph, seventy-four.
We were running up channel for the Downs
with Dungeness light on our larboard beam, and
it was about six bells in the middle watch, when
the look-out on the fokstle reported, that there
was a lugger close under our bows. ‘Give him
a gun,’ cried the officer of the watch. The shot
was fired and the lugger instantly let fly her fore-sheet,
and rounded to. ‘From whence came you?’
hailed the lieutenant. ‘Wha waw,’ replied the
lugger. ‘What the devil place is that?’ said the
officer; and again raising the speaking trumpet,—‘where
are you bound to?’—‘Wha waw,’ was
once more returned. ‘The fellow’s making game
of us, sir,’ said the officer to the captain, who,
hearing the report of the gun, had come out of
his cabin. ‘Shall I board him, sir?’—‘Yes, Mr.
——, lower the quarter-boat down, and see what
he is.’
“Well, away we went, and as we pulled towards
him, the lieutenant would have it the lugger was
a French privateer; but the coxswain, an old
hand at the trade, replied, ‘No, sir, she’s no privateer,
and I thinks I can smell a secret at this
distance. There’s no guns, sir, and but few
hands. Eh, eh, we shall see presently.’—‘What
are you laden with?’ inquired the officer as soon
as we got alongside, and he had jumped upon
the deck. ‘What is your cargo?’—‘Bacon and
eggs,’ replied a veteran, whose gray locks peeped
from underneath a slouched hat, and partly concealed
a weather-beaten countenance, where the
breakers and time had made deep furrows; ‘bacon
and eggs, sir.’—‘It’s of no use axing that man,
sir,’ said the coxswain. ‘I can tell him in a minute;
he’s brought his hogs to a fine market, and as for
eggs,—why, he’s chock full of tubs, your honour,
(lifting up the grating.) Ay, there they are,
indeed, like eggs in a gull’s nest. There they are,
sir; it makes a fellow’s mouth water to look at
them. Mayn’t we have a toothful your honour?
It’s hard to starve in a land of plenty! I’d only
knock one small hole in this head here,’ giving it
a thump with the tiller that was nearly accomplishing
the purpose.
“‘Avast, avast, sir!’ cried the lieutenant: ‘this
is smuggled, and now we must seize it for his majesty.’—‘For
his Majesty! all that for his Majesty!’
cries the coxswain. ‘Why, God bless your honour,
he’ll never be able to get through the half of it,
even though the Prince of Wales should lend him
a hand, and I hear he’s no flincher from the gravy.
I’m sure, sir, none of the royal family would miss
the want of as much as would comfort the heart
of a tar in such a raw morning as this, especially
as we would drink their healths in a bumper,
and that would do ’em more good than swallowing
all this here stuff!’—‘Not another word,’ said
the officer. ‘Jump into your boat, and (turning
to the old man) do you follow him, for I must
take you with me!’ The poor fellow was obliged
to comply, though he made a good many wry
faces, and begged hard; but all to no purpose.
So the cutter shoved off, sadly deploring that all
hands were so nigh hollands, and yet without
being able to moisten their clay with a sup before
breakfast.
“‘What is she?’ inquired captain E—, as the
lieutenant came up the side. ‘A smuggler, sir,’
was the answer. ‘A smuggler, eh!’ cried the
captain, ‘and so (addressing the old man) you are
one of those lawless characters who run all
hazards to run your goods and beach your tubs,
bidding defiance to danger and death? What
have you to say for yourself?’—‘Sir,’ replied the
hoary seaman uncovering his head, and displaying
a face where cool determination was struggling
with painful sensations, ‘sir, whatever I can
say will, perhaps, avail me nothing. The necessities
of a large family and numerous distresses
have driven me to my present state. All I possess
in the world is now in your power, and you
are able in one moment, not only to deprive me
of liberty, but also to reduce me and mine to utter
misery and beggary. For myself, I care but little;
but for my fatherless grandchildren,’—he
wrung a tear from his eye, and dashed it off in
agony; but his countenance almost instantly resumed
the stern serenity which appeared to
mark his character. Captain E. and the lieutenant
took a turn or two aft in deep conversation.
At last, eight bells came and the morning watch
was turned out. ‘Send all hands on deck,’ said
the captain to the boatswain’s-mate, ‘and bear a
hand about it.’
“Well, we all mustered aft on the quarter-deck;
and the captain, standing on the gratings of
the after-hatchway, exclaimed—‘My lads, this
old rascal’s a smuggler, and there’s his vessel,
your prize. He says our detaining him will be
the ruin of himself and family; and how much
shall we obtain for plunging a fellow-creature
and a countryman into hopeless misery? Why,
our gin will be transmogrified into port for the
agents and lawyers, and perhaps you would share
about nine-pence a-man. Mine and the officers
would amount to about twenty pounds, which
we are ready to forego,—nay more, I am ready
to give you that sum out of my own pocket. So
what d’ye say, lads? shall we make him splice
the main-brace, and let the old rogue go?’ A
simultaneous ‘Ay, ay, sir,’ resounded from all
hands. ‘Well, then, my men, we’ll have six tubs
out of him for that purpose; so jump into the boat
again, and you old Blow-hard must swear through
thick and thin that you have never set eyes upon
us!’ The old man turned round, fell upon his
knees, and, laying his hand upon his heart, poured
forth a volley of thanks; but just as he was
going over the side,—‘Avast,’ cried the captain,
‘you must swear upon the binnacle never to
divulge what has taken place.’ This was done,
and the smuggler returned to the boat with a
lighter heart than when he entered it at first.
“Away we pulled alongside the lugger; but,
when their master told them they were clear, my
eyes! the men were like wild fellows, and would
have swamped us with tubs. ‘Only six, Mr. E,’
cried the captain from the gangway: ‘if you bring
more, I shall send you back with them.’ But
we had plenty to drink, and then stood for our
ship again.
“Well, d’ye see, the six tubs were placed under
the poop-awning; and as soon as the captain had
turned in, the lieutenant sent two of them to the
captain’s cabin, one to the ward-room, one to the
midshipmen’s berth, and another to the warrant-officers’
mess, leaving only a solitary tub for the
whole of the ship’s company.
“Well, d’ye see, at day-light out came the captain
again and looked for the stuff ‘Why, Mr.
——, where—where—what have you done with
the grog?’ The officer told him how it had been
disposed of. ‘No, no,’ says the skipper: ‘fair play’s
a jewel, sir: have it all on deck directly, and let
every man fore-and-aft share alike. I shall only
take my allowance with the rest, that all hands
may be tarred by the same brush.’ So the stuff
was started into the wash-deck-tub, and equally
divided among officers and crew.”
Here the boatswain’s-mate ceased, and took a
determined pull from his pewter, whilst the various
groupes assembled (for our numbers had
increased,) were all unanimous in voting Captain
E—— to be “a generous soul, what ’ud always
see a poor fellow righted in the long run,” and
each had some anecdote to relate respecting him;
but as all were talking at the same moment, it
was impossible to collect them.
“I was with him,” exclaimed an old pensioner,
“off Scamperdown, when Duncan fought the
Dutch fleet, and we engaged and took the Worser-never;
and after she struck, we stood on and
attacked the Fry-hard, that carried ould Winter’s
flag,—blue at the main. It was just arter the
mutiny too, and some of our hands went from the
bilboes to their guns. But Captain E—— knew
the stuff a blue jacket was made on, and was glad
of the opportunity of rubbing off old scores with
the gunner’s sponge.”
“Talking about smuggling,” said Bill Jennings,
“puts me in mind of the way we used to get dollars
off at Boney’s Airs,[3] when I was in the Mutine
sloop of war along with Captain Fabian, and
we had three fine Deal-built boats that ’ud walk
along like race-horses. Well, all the boats’ crews
had belts round their waists with pockets to ’em,
each just big enough to hold a roll of fifty dollars;
so that every man could carry three hundred,—and
a tolerably good cargo, too, considering he
had to walk as steady as a pump-bolt on shore
for fear of the custom-house officers, and to
stretch out pretty smartly at his oar when he got
into the boat—supposing the wind warn’t fair.
Well, one day says the marchant to our coxswain,
as we was standing in his store,—says he, ‘My lad,
do you see this here cask?’ which was rather a foolish
question to be sure, seeing it was a half-hogshead,
such as the small craft had their rum in,
and he might have been sartin that Tom Crampton
had twigged it. Howsomever, the marchant
says to him, ‘My lad,’ says he, ‘do you see this
here cask?’ Now it puzzled Tom to think what
tack he was standing on, for the licker-bottles
were all filled chock-a-block on the side-board,
and ‘Mayhap,’ says Tom to himself whilst he
scratched his head, ‘mayhap, his honour’s not never
a going to gie me it all?’ Howsomever, says
the marchant, says he, ‘My lad, do you see this
here cask?’ Tom looked at the half-hogshead
and then at the marchant, and then at the rum-bottle,
as much as to say he was working a traverse
to find the latitude and the longitude of the
thing; and then he scratched his head, and took a
severe turn with his quid, and ‘My lad, do you
see this here cask?’ axed the marchant. ‘I do,
your honour,’ says Tom; ‘and I’ll take my oath
on it, if your honour wishes.’—‘No, no,’ says the
marchant, ‘your word’s enough. So bring up
your boat’s crew, and get ’em aboard as quick as
you can.’
“Now Tom thought that the men were to come
up for the stuff and then to go on board the sloop,
so as to get there before dark as she lay in the
outer roads, about seven miles from the town; so
says Tom, says he, ‘God bless your honour! I’ll
have ’em up in the wink of a blind eye, and I’m
sure they’ll thank your honour for your goodness.
Is it rum or brandy?’—‘What do you mean?’ axed
the marchant. ‘The cask, your honour,’ says Tom,
‘is it Gemaker, or Coney-hack?’—‘Neither the
one nor the other,’ says the marchant; ‘them there
are all dollars.’—‘Whew!’ whistles Tom; ‘now I
understands your honour, but couldn’t we contrive
to get ’em down in the cask just as they are; so
that instead of making four or five trips, we may
carry off the whole in the turning of a log-glass?’—‘I
fear that ’ud be too great a risk,’ says the
marchant; ‘or else I wish it could be done.’ ‘Why
for the matter o’ the risk,’ says Tom, ‘there’s only
one ould chap as I cares about; but he’s always
boxing the compass of every thing that he catches
sight on, living or dead. But I think I could get
to windward of him, arter all’s said and done, and
there’s no risk with the men, you know.’ So Tom
was allowed to make trial of his skill; and away
he goes and gets a purser’s bread-bag, and then
walks off to the market and buys a couple o’
sheep’s heads, which he stows away in the bag
along with a little hundred of cabbages and inyuns,
till it was chock-full. Well, the cask of
dollars was got into a cart, which drove off,—Tom
keeping a good cable’s length a-head with
his bread-bag over his shoulder and a piece of
wood shaped like a sugar-loaf done up in a blue
paper under his arm; for I should tell you, messmates,
that was the way they used to smuggle off
the solid silver, and the old coast-guard had made
a prize of a couple of these sugar-loaves only a
day or two afore. Well, on goes Tom, bending
beneath his bag like a crank craft under whole
topsails, and now and then taking a heavy lurch
to draw attention.
“The jetty runs a good two hundred yards into
the river, and right in the teeth of the upper part
on it stands the guard-house, where ould Jack
Spaniard kept as sharp a look out as a Jew crimp
upon pay-day, and presently he sees Tom rolling
along and looking as wise as the cook’s-mate in a
sudden squall. So he mounts a cockt-hat as big
as a Guinea-man’s caboose with a feather in it as
’ud have sarved the whole Chatham division of
jollies, and curling his mouthstarshers he marches
up to Tom and bids him back his main-yard; but
Tom took no notice for the moment, till the ould
Signor cries out, ‘Blood and ounds,’ in Spanish,
and then he pretends to cotch sight of him for the
first time. Away starts Tom as if he was afraid
of being boarded, and the Spaniard whips out his
rapper, as they calls a sword in that country, and
runs him right through the heart—”
“God bless me!” exclaimed I, interrupting old
Jennings; “what! did the poor fellow get murdered
for his frolic?”
“Murdered, your honour!” reiterated Bill Jennings;
“Tom murdered! No, no, the shove gave
him better headway—”
“Why did not you declare, but this minute,”
said I, “that the Spaniard run him through the
heart?”
“Through Tom’s heart! Lord love you, no,” he
replied; “it warn’t Tom’s heart, but through the
heart of a cabbage, I was going to say, only your
honour interrupted me,—a cabbage that was in
the bag. Well, there was a pretty chase all
along shore, till the Spaniard fires a pistol that
hit him right in the head—”
“Well, then, he’s dead enough now, I suppose,”
exclaimed I, “if shooting through the head will
kill a man.”
“It warn’t Tom’s head,” he replied, laughing,
“it was the sheep’s head; for Tom kept the ould
chap dodging about till he saw the cask of dollars
was in the boat, and she with her three lugs
rap full standing off shore with a spanking breeze,
and then he pretends to trip up over a piece of
rock and lays him all along, hove down on his
beam ends. Up comes the Signor hand over hand;
because why? Poor Tom had made every nail an
anchor, and clung to the earth as if it had been
his own nat’ral mother. So, up comes the Signor
and grabs hold of the bag, which Tom held on,
like grim death against the doctor; but after some
tuzzling, Tom lets go the bag and runs for it,
leaving Jack Spaniard with his prize. Well,
Tom gets down to the captain’s gig and shoves off
to the Muskitoe schooner, what was lying in-shore,
and the Signor hoists the bag on his shoulders,
fully sartin from the weight that he’d made
a rich seizure, and back he marches to the guard-house,
where every soul had turned out to enjoy
a sight of the chase, (so that the cart with the
cask passed by without being examined,) and now
remained grouped together to see what the Signor
had got. There was Spanish sodgers in their
cockt-hats, custom-house officers in their long punchos,
and coast-o’guinea niggers, men and women,
cracking their jokes at the expense of poor Tom,
and highly delighted that his cargo was captured,
nothing doubting but that it was dollars, or mayhap
ounce-bits—that’s doubleloons, messmates,—and
all were eager to see it opened, little suspecting
it was a mere bag o’ moonshine. Well, the
Signor comes right slap into the middle of ’em,
puffing and blowing like a sparmacity, and throws
down his treasure; one of the black fellows out’s
knife and cuts the seizing at the mouth of the
bread-bag, and away rolls sheep’s heads and
cabbages with a good sprinkling of garlic; and,
my eyes, the sodgers began to roar with laughing;
the custom-house officers turned-to and swore at
every Saint in the calendar, the niggers went
dancing mad with delight at the fun, whilst the
ould Signor twirled his mouthstarshers and cursed
every thing an inch high. But the dollars were
safe, and Tom got a handsome present for his
trouble; whilst Jack Spaniard was in a precious
stew of sheep’s heads and impartinances to think
he’d been done so completely.”
“I dearly loves them there sort o’things,” said
a weather-beaten old blade; “there’s a some-ut
sentimental about ’em that excites simperthy,
and brings to the memory many an ould scene of
former times.”
“You’re right, boy Ben,” rejoined my first conductor,
who had told me of the Mutiny of the
Hermione, “and so they do. Some people calls
’em rum-on-tick, but I can’t for the life of me tell
why, as they seldom gives us credit for much
spirits; but if his honour there has no objection, I’ll
just give him a yarn that’s twirling in my brain,
and mayhap it may please him.”
I readily assented to the proposal, and he accordingly
began,—“I remember once, when under
the command of the gallant Sir Sidney Smith,
up the Mediterranean, we were scouring the
coast, and brushing away the French troops; the
captain ordered a party in the barge and launch
to rig for going ashore, as he intended to pay a
visit to a nobleman, who resided about two miles
inland, on an elegant estate. Now, the old master
was an immense stout man, as big as a grampus;
he always gave the vessel a heel to the side
he was walking: and as he hadn’t been on dry
ground for many months, he was invited to join
the captain and some of the other officers in their
cruize. But, Lord love you! he thought the ship
wouldn’t be safe without him; and, as for fighting
like the sodgers, with their marching and their
countermarching, why, he didn’t understand their
heavylutions, and wasn’t going to be made a light-infantry
of. However, they persuaded the old
gemman at last; all hands got into the boats, and
we shoved off. It was a lovely morning, and as
we pulled along-shore, the scenery was beautiful;
but more so when we landed and took our course
to the nobleman’s house. A wild and romantic
spot it was; rocks piled on rocks, yet crowned
with verdure—the dark forest and the green
fields; while the calm ocean reflected with dazzling
brightness the golden beams of the sun.
“Well, d’ye see, the nobleman was glad to see
us all, for the French had retreated three weeks
before, and he said there wasn’t a trooper within
a hundred miles. The wine was set abroach, and
all hands began to make merry, particularly Sir
Sidney and the officers.
“‘Well, master,’ said the captain, ‘how have
you enjoyed your walk?’
“‘Very much, indeed, sir; but,’—looking to
seaward,—‘I’m afraid they’re getting the ship too
close in. How sweetly she sits, like a duck upon
the water! Gad, I’m sorry I left her.’ And then
he bellowed, ‘Why don’t you wear round upon
t’other tack? But they can’t hear me, so I may
just as well whistle jigs to a mermaid.’
“‘Never mind,’ returned the skipper, ‘they’ll
keep her afloat; so drink your wine, and make
yourself happy.’
“Happy, eh? what out of his ship? That was
impossible; so the old man kept growling, like a
distant thunder storm. The castle we were in
was situated upon a rising ground, that commanded
an extensive view of the country; but we were
on that side which was next the sea, and after a
good blow out,—that is, when we had re-galed
ourselves, and the captain had gained what information
he wanted, just as we were coming away,
in rushed a tall meagre-looking figure, with a
face as long as a purser’s account, and as pale as
a corpse, while his teeth chattered like a watchman’s
rattle.
“‘What’s the matter,—what’s the matter?’ inquired
Sir Sidney; but the man was breathless
with running, and couldn’t answer. He wrung
his hands, and pointed inland. The officers made
the best of their way aloft to the top of the castle,
and there, with their glasses, discovered a troop
of French cavalry, about 200, carrying on under
a heavy press.
“My eyes! there was a job. To defend the
ship,—the castle, I mean,—was out of the question;
for there warn’t above twenty of us up from
the boats; besides, it would have been the ruin of
the nobleman, in case of defeat. So orders were
given to make the best of our way down, and
every man to look out for himself. But what was
to become of the master? He could hardly walk;
and for running, that was impossible, for his legs
were so short, he could make no hand at it. The
officers proposed to conceal him; but he swore he
wouldn’t be stowed away like a bale of damaged
slops returned unserviceable, and perhaps be
cotch’d and get fricasseed and carbonadoed, like a
young frog. ‘No,’ said he; ‘crack on, my boys;
and the devil take the starnmost.’
“Off we set, but poor old Soundings couldn’t
hold it out; he puffed, and blowed, and waddled
along, till he tripped over a mound of earth; and
there he lay, like an island of flesh amidst an
ocean of grass. Sir Sidney hove to, and laughed
till his sides shook. However, he ordered a couple
of hands to raise the old gemman on their
shoulders, and run with all their might.
“By this time, the troops had advanced within
musket shot, and they sent us a few peppercorns
to freshen our way. The firing made the men in
the boats alert, (for they were out of sight, the
landing-place being just over the brow of a hill,)
and so they prepared for our reception. The
sodgers were coming up with us hand over hand,
and their shots flew pretty thick. The old master,
as soon as he recovered breath, did nothing
but growl at being obliged to run away from the
enemy, and kept his pistols ready to salute them
in case of their coming alongside. There was now
only a corn-field between us and the descent to
the boats, when the men, finding themselves considerably
in the rear, made a desperate push with
their cargo and capsized altogether. Up they
sprung again: it was, however, too late to mount
the master afresh; besides, he had got a little rest
in the carriage, so all hands took to their heels:
but just as they arrived in the middle of the corn,
the French poured in a smart volley, and the old
gemman fell. The rest of the party had reached
the boats, and put off upon their oars, all ready
to give the troopers a warm reception. The two
guns in the launch and one in the barge were
loaded with musket-balls, and every man had his
musket or pistols ready cocked for the attack.
The cavalry appeared on the brow of the hill, as
fine a mark as you’d wish to shoot at. Whiz—whiz—we
let fly; and they seemed to be struck
comical. They thought to capture us at once
without difficulty; but, at the second fire, our arms
had done so much execution, that they turned
tail and scampered off as hard as they could drive.
“The frigate had witnessed the transaction; and
when they could bring the guns to bear without
injuring our own people, a broadside of round and
grape completed their confusion. As soon as the
action was over, we found two or three of our
men slightly wounded, while many of the enemy
lay dead upon the hill; others we could perceive
moving about, and some, who had been dismounted,
were endeavouring to escape. In about half
an hour’s time we again pulled in, but not so
cheerful as we did at first. The master had always
been a great favourite with the captain,
and, indeed, for the matter of that, every soul
fore-and-aft looked upon him as a friend. He had
come in at the hawse-holes, knew the duty of a
tar, and was lenient to a seaman’s failings. No
man could ever complain that Mr. Soundings had
laid a finger upon him, or been the means of
bringing him to the gangway, and, above all, stopping
his grog. He was strict with the purser’s-steward,
and kept the cook to his tethers. But
now to be cut off, as it were, without being able
to give the enemy battle, and to be hove down
upon his beam-ends by the lubberly French sodgers,—it
made all hands melancholy to think of it.
If he had died upon the quarter-deck in the heat
of an engagement, it would have been another
guess-thing, because that would have been in the
way of his profession, and he would have dropped
his peak and wore round for t’other world with
the same calmness and composure that he conned
his ship into action, under a firm conviction of
going aloft, because he had done his duty. But,
to be popped at in a corn-field, like a cock-lark
or a partridge,—oh, ’twas a most unnatural
death!
“‘Whereabouts did you leave the master?’ said
the captain to the man who was with him last.
“‘In the corn-field, sir,’ replied the man; ‘we
carried him as long as we could stand under canvass;
but both of us were so heavily laden, that I
expected to founder every minute, and having too
much top-hamper, we did upset at last. But Mr.
Soundings got up directly and run with us ever
so far, till the crapeaus gave us another broadside,
and down he dropped in an instant. I heard
him give one loud holloa, and then all was silent;
so concluding death had grappled with him, I
made all sail for the boats.’
“‘Did you see him,’ inquired the captain, ‘after
he fell?’
“‘No, sir; he was buried among the corn, for
there was a deep hollow ridge run along the
place, and I suppose he rolled into it.’
“‘Poor fellow,’ rejoined Sir Sidney, his eye
moistening as he spoke; ‘poor fellow, he’s gone, no
doubt. However he shall have a seaman’s grave;
so follow me ashore, Mr. E. (addressing the lieutenant)
and take half the men with you. The
rest, under Mr. L. must stay by the boats, and
be prepared in case the troops should charge
again.’
“The party drew up upon the beach, all eager
to search for the body, and gratified to think that
it would not be left as a prey for the gulls, but be
hove overboard, sewed up in a hammock and all
ship-shape. Sir Sidney Smith walked a-head in
advance of the men, full of grief for the loss of
his old shipmate; when all at once we heard a
voice roaring most piteously, and the next moment
a loud shout. We pushed forward, and in
another minute a trio of Frenchmen showed
themselves at the brow of the hill. Several muskets
were presented at them; the sodgers dropped
on their knees, when another figure, close behind
them, was brought into view, holding a pistol in
each hand. And who do you think it was? Why
old Soundings himself, with a face full of choler
like a heated furnace, his corporation heaving and
setting like a mountain billow, and puffing and
blowing like a grampus in a storm. Sir Sidney
sprung forward and caught the master’s hand,
while the rest gathered round and gave three
hearty cheers for joy.
“‘Ay, ay,’ said the old gemman, laughing,
‘you’re a pack of cowards, to leave a ship in distress.
Safety lays in the length of the legs now-a-days.
Run, eh! fine clean-going craft like you,
run! and suffer a crazy, weather-beaten, old hulk
to battle the watch with a whole fleet! But there,
d’ye mind, I have taken three prisoners, and now
lend me a hand down to the boat.’
“The fact was, the old boy had tumbled into a
hollow, the troops had passed over him, and sometime
after their retreat, finding all quiet, he
crawled out; when meeting suddenly with three
Frenchmen dismounted, he presented his pistols
and compelled them to go a-head just as we hove
in sight.
“With light hearts the boats were once more
shoved off from the beach; and, notwithstanding
the old gemman boasted highly of his prowess, he
swore it should be a long day before he’d trust
his precious limbs out of the ship again, to go
bush-fighting like a land privateer.”
“Arter all,” exclaimed the old boatswain’s-mate,
“them there were spirit-stirring times; but
the Neapolitans and Italians were scarcely worth
fighting for. I was aboard the ould Culloden, 74,
along with Troubridge up the Mediterranean;
and one day a boat comes along-side and up
mounts a Neapolitan officer, his rigging dressed
out in gold lace and stars, so that he looked like
a man-cake of gilt gingerbread. So he goes aft
into the cabin, and tells the captain the Neapolitan
troops were going to attack the French in a
small fortified town on the coast, and Captain
Troubridge being commodore, he had made bould
to ax him for one of the sloop-of-war brigs to cannonade
’em by sea whilst the sodgers stormed ’em
by land; and he talked so big of the bravery of
his men, that it was enough to make a fellow believe
that they cared no more for a bagonet than
they did for a sail-needle, and no more for a two-and-thirty
pound shot than they did for a ball of
spun-yarn, and it puzzled me to think how the
captain could hoist it all in; for he bowed very
politely, and told the officer ‘he made no doubt
that they would eat all they killed;’ and the officer
bowed again almost to the deck, and he kept
bending and bending like a ship heeling over to
sudden gusts from the land. Howsomever, the
skipper grants him the eighteen-gun brig, and
then they began to overhaul a goodish deal about
the plan of attack; and the Neapolitan observed,
that if the captain would let ’em have a frigate
instead of the brig, it would be much better and
must ensure success. So the captain, very good-humouredly,
countermands the order for the brig,
and makes the signal for the captain of one of the
frigates; and then they conversed together again,
and the Count—they called him a Count, but
Lord love you! he wouldn’t count for nothing
among British sodgers:—I say, the Count danced
about the cabin as if he was charging the French
garrison, and cutting ’em up into four-pound
pieces. Well, ashore he goes, and the frigate’s
signal was made to unmoor and prepare for sea;
when aboard comes the Count again to say the
commander-in-chief requested a line-of-battle
ship might be sent instead of the frigate, as it
would place the victory beyond a doubt, and after
some backing and filling about the matter, Troubridge
consented, and the brig was ordered to get
under way and direct one of the seventy-fours
outside to proceed to the place appointed. So
away goes the Count, though it was plain to see
the skipper warn’t over and above pleased with
the shuffling; but still he hoped the French would
be beat, and ill as he could spare the seventy-four,
the sloop was soon walking away under her
canvass and had got to some distance; when alongside
comes the Count again and goes into the cabin;
but he hadn’t been long there before out he
comes again holus-bolus through the door-way,
and the skipper in his wake with a face like
scarlet, kicking the Count under his counter and
starting him endways like seven bells half-struck.
The Count scratched his indecencies and run
along the quarter-deck, with old Troubridge belabouring
him, and hollaing out, ‘D— his eyes,
first a brig, then a frigate, and next a line-of-battle
ship; and now he won’t fight arter all!’ So
the Count jumped into his boat, the brig was recalled,
and the French kept possession till the
army retreated, and then they capitulated.”
“Ay, that was a sweet ship,” said an aged pensioner,
“that ould Culloden. Did you know Bill
Buntline, as was captain of her fore-top?”
“Why, to be sure I do,” replied the other; “we
were messmates for three years, and a worthy
soul Bill was, too. He could spin a yarn that
would last the whole look-out; and then, like some
of your magazines, he continued it in the next.
He was brave, too; but I fear we shall never
muster many such as he again.”
“’Cause why?” said my old chaperon, “they
don’t steer the right course to gain the point:
who’d live burning under the line with only half
allowance of grog? or in regard of the matter o’
that, what heart could go boldly into action that
was swamped in tea-water? The parsons may
say what they please, but they arn’t more fond of
the kettle nor other folks, unless they takes it
warm with a couple o’ lumps o’ sugar. But
most of our tars are now in foreign sarvices, and
teaching their art to our enemies.”
“Ay, it is so, ould shipmate,” rejoined the pensioner;
“I reads of ’em sometimes when they used
to be with Cochrane in South America, and I
glories in the whacking the Portuguese fleet have
just napped from Napier. It makes my ould heart
bound with joy when I thinks of it.”
“But, mayhap,” said the boatswain’s-mate,
“there’ll be some whistling to get ’em back again,
in case of another war; but I hardly think a
British tar would battle the watch against his
country.”
“Tell that to the marines!” exclaimed the old
man. “Why! warn’t the Yankee frigates principally
manned with British tars,—many of ’em
who had fought under Nelson, and hailed with
three cheers his last memorable signal? Did not
the United States have two of her guns, one
named Nelson and the other Victory, worked
solely by men who had fought at Trafalgar, and
in most of the general actions? Nay, more: all
of them had been bargemen to the undaunted
hero, had shared his dangers, and revenged his
death! Oh, what could have wrought such ruinous
principles in their hearts, as to make them
not only desert from, but strive to crush the proud
flag for which they had shed their richest blood!
And yet we are to be told, that this is not a fit subject
for inquiry among the gemmen at the head
of affairs; and that, in the event of another war,
seaman are again to be dragged into the service,
and compelled to toil under the dread of the cat.
As for me, I always served my king and my
country, (God bless ’em!) and mean to stick to
my stuff as long as my timbers will hold together.
But, nevertheless, I am a seaman, have a seaman’s
feelings, and cannot bear to see a seaman
injured: they are my messmates, my brothers;
and I long to see them once more under the
‘union,’ gallantly asserting their country’s rights,
and maintaining her naval glory.
“But to return to Bill; poor fellow, the last
time I saw him he was on board an East Ingeeman,
outward bound. The frost of years was on
his head, and age had ploughed deep furrows on
his brow; but his heart was as light as ever. I
can remember him, the finest-looking fellow in
the fleet, full of life and spirit; and, one day, when
we were all, (that is the boarders,) exercising our
cutlasses on the quarter-deck,—by the by, Mr.
Kendall, who went out with Captain Franklin,
was midshipman of our division, and a worthy little
officer he was; his father was a captain in the
navy, and both his grandfathers died admirals:
I knew ’em well, and brave officers they were.
Well, as I was a saying, there we stood, cutting
and slashing right and left, while the officers
watched our motions, and practised among themselves.
‘That’s a bonnie lad there,’ said the captain’s
lady, leaning on the arm of the marine officer,
and pointing to Bill; ‘a bonnie lad, in gude
truth, Mr. M.’—‘Yes, ma’am,’ replied the officer,
‘a fine muddle for a Polly.’ But, Lord love
you! as for being muddled, why he was as sober
as a judge, and warn’t no more like a Polly than
this pewter pot’s like a wooden platter.
“Well, d’ye see, there the boarders continued
exercising; for we had a west-country sergeant
who had received instruction in the horse-guards,
but he turned foot-sodger and came to sea, and
so he was appointed to teach the men upon a new
system. A tyrannical upstart fellow he was, too;
and nobody liked him. ‘Mind,’ says he, ‘when I
say sooards, thee mustn’t draa, but only handle
thee’s sooard for ready; but when I say draa
sooards, thee must lug them out t’ scabbard:’ and
so he kept on posing us, till we all wished him at
ould Nick. At last we came to the cuts and guards:
the first was all very well; but we could make
nothing of the guards; for if a sailor, in boarding,
stands like a doctor to pick and choose what
limb to dissect, it would soon be all dickey with
him. Straight forward work’s the best, and soonest
over. ‘Now,’ says he, ‘if the enemy should cut
at thee leg, thee must draa it back, and then thee
wult be able to strike him down by the head,
thus,’—showing the position. Howsomever, we
could not scrape as he did; and so he got into a
terrible passion. ‘Thee be a pack of fools,’ said
he. ‘Now mind, as soon as I draa my leg back,
I strike thus; and the enemy will fall!’ So saying,
with the roll of the ship, he made a step back,
when unfortunately—the scuttle was open behind
him—down he went and disappeared in an
instant. ‘And the enemy will fall!’ cried Bill,
imitating him; while all hands, officers, ladies and
all, burst into a roar of laughter. ‘Yo hoy, sergeant,’
bellowed Bill, down the scuttle, ‘where
are you, my hearty? An’t you coming up again?
Here we are all waiting to put the enemy to flight.’—But
Mr. sergeant had had enough of it for that
day, and slunk quietly to his berth.
“I remembers another time, in a six-and-thirty,
when we engaged a Spanish frigate, and a heavy
one she was too; they had men in their tops with
rifles, who seemed only intent to pick out our officers.
Well, d’ye see, the two ships swung alongside,
and the main yards locked, with the Spaniard’s
just abaft ours. Bill happened to be in
the main-top with two others stoppering the
shrouds, and every now and then he caught a
glimpse of these fellows, laying down to load and
firing over the top-brim.
“‘My eyes! shipmates, look there,’ says he; ‘the
cowardly lubbers are bush-fighting. D—n the
rigging; let’s go and clap a stopper over-all upon
them:—but, avast, avast; do you two get upon
their topsail-yard; and when you see me in the
top, then come down hand over hand amongst us.’
“Away went Bill with his brace of pistols in
his belt, and cartridge-box and cutlash by his side,
along the main-yard, entirely concealed by the
folds of the enemy’s main-sail, and got unobserved
(except by those on deck) close in by the slings.
The first man that rose,—pop he had him, to the
great astonishment of the rest, who could not conceive
where the shot came from; while those on
deck were afraid of firing up, lest they should injure
their own people, and the roar of the guns
wouldn’t allow of a hail being heard. Bill squatted
down as unconcerned as possible, re-loaded
his pistol, and presently down went another. By
this time the other two had gained the enemy’s
mast-head; and finding they could douse a few of
’em without injuring Bill, they let fly, to the great
terror of the Spaniards, who thinking themselves
bewitched, bundled out of the top down the foot-hook
shrouds, where they caught sight of Bill,
when a desperate conflict ensued. He was, however,
joined by his two shipmates; while others,
from both ships, crowded up the riggings to the
assistance of their several comrades. For a few
minutes the fight seemed to be transferred aloft,
when a shot from one of our main-deck guns
brought down the enemy’s main-mast; and away
the combatants came flying down upon deck,
where, though severely shaken and bruised in
the fall, all that were able still continued the
fight. The confusion occasioned by the falling
mast was instantly taken advantage of by our
captain, who, heading the boarders, dashed fearlessly
on to the enemy’s quarter-deck. Here he
found Bill and his party at close quarters, hammering
away like anchor-smiths; but the numbers
were too many to cope with, and we were
compelled to retreat. Just, however, as we had
reached the sides of our own frigate,—‘Where’s
the captain? where’s the captain?’ resounded on
all sides. The Spaniards had grappled him, when
Bill and his comrades again rushed back, and
brought him off in safety.
“Well, d’ye see, at it we went again like sons
of thunder; when shortly after, the ships parted
and we played a game at long bowls. The enemy
had all picked men, who fought with determined
resolution; but the precision of our fire soon
thinned their numbers, and orders were again
given to prepare to board.
“‘Come here, my man,’ said the captain to
Bill; ‘you’re a brave fellow, and deserve promotion:
what shall I get for you?’
“‘Only a glass of grog, your honour, just to
drink your honour’s health, and success to the
day,’ says Bill.
“‘Well, well,’ says the captain, ‘I see your
wishes are not unbounded; so go to my steward,
and tell him to give you a bottle of rum.’
“‘Ey, ey, sir,’ answered Bill; ‘but if your honour
would just let me speak a word,—may be
your honour would not be angry if I axed for a
toothful for all hands. The purser can afford it,
your honour; and the people have had cobwebs
in their throats these two hours. It would give
’em a little more spirit just before boarding.’
“‘I scarce know what to say to it, my man,’
replies the skipper; ‘however, send the purser’s
steward here.’
“The steward came, and a tub of grog was soon
mixed upon the main-deck, and equally as soon
despatched. ‘All ready,’ was now heard fore-and-aft,
when the helm was put up. ‘Stand by, my
boys, as we pass under his stern,’ cried the captain:
‘point your guns well; pour it into him; and
then follow me.’
“The Spaniards seemed to be aware of our
intention; for they immediately hove all aback;
but they could not accomplish their object, while
we came easily round upon his quarter, and gave
him a whole raking broadside double-shotted. All
hands rushed from below; and, in less than two
minutes, scoured the enemy’s decks; while Bill
and a party broke in the cabin-windows, and
dashed forward on the main-deck, bearing down
all before them. The two captains met, and
science was instantly called into play, while for a
few minutes both parties seemed to pause, as if
the victory depended on the conqueror; but a
Spaniard, unnoticed, levelled his musket at our
captain, and the ball lodged in his hand. The
sword instantly dropped, but the gallant Spaniard
scorned to take advantage; he lowered the
point of his weapon, and flew to another part of
the deck.
“Again the battle closed, and each fought with
a determination to conquer or die. At last, three
British cheers resounded from abaft; and there,
upon the taffrail, stood Bill, hoisting the English
colours over the Spanish at the peak. Several
Spaniards flew to resent the insult, and the poor
fellow would, no doubt, have fallen, had he not
caught hold of a little French officer in the Spanish
service, and held him up as a shield against
their thrusts, till timely assistance rescued him.
This affair, however, had divided the attention of
the enemy, while it cheered up our men to fresh
exertion. With one desperate rush they cut
down all before them, and in a few minutes
more, the frigate was our own. The slaughter
ceased, and we were all good friends. The two
captains dined together, and ever after lived like
brothers; while the prisoners shared in our messes
and partook of our grog.
“In overhauling our prize, we found she was
from Buenos Ayres, with a freight of money. So
away we went into port with gold candlesticks at
each yard-arm, and at each mast-head; and as
long as it lasted, fiddles, girls, coaches,—all were
in motion; till by dint of hard labour we got rid of
it, and then tossed up the anchor for more.”
I was highly entertained with these characteristic
sketches of the man-of-war’s man, and the old
boys seemed delighted with the opportunity of
relating their former achievements. I was also
much pleased with the deference they seemed to
pay to each other, and the attachment which
appeared to exist amongst them. The grog, however,
began to operate a little, and the question
was put, “whether his honour would like to hear
a song?” Of course I acceded to any thing that
was calculated to increase their enjoyments, and
one of the younger men of the party—a marine,
but blind—gave us the following song, which my
old chaperon whispered to me was one of his own
making.
“Ned Splice was a tar as devoid of all fear
As e’er swabb’d a deck from the spray of a sea;
He knew every rope, and could hand, reef, and steer,—
Book-larning, why, Lord! ’twas all dickey to he.
Our chaplain could spin out a very fine yarn,
And bother each man in his mess;
Says Ned, ‘My brave boys, if your duty you’d larn,
’Tis—succour a friend in distress.’
“‘Ne’er get drunk!’ says the priest, with a wave of his fist,
‘Never swear;—never covet another man’s prog;’
But see him next day, when he’s cheating at whist—
My eyes! ’tis a storm in an ocean of grog.
Says Ned, ‘them ’ere maxims I don’t understand,
We should practice the thing we profess;’
While the pray’r from his heart, and the gold from his hand,
He gives to a friend in distress.”
This song was sung with no small degree of
feeling and taste. Other songs followed, with a
few characteristic observations and sentimental
touches between them, till the termination of one
which had for its burthen.
“Thus smiling at peril, at sea or on shore,
We box the whole compass round cheerly;
Toss the can, boys, again;—drink the king! and what’s more,
We’ll drink to the girls we love dearly!”
“Sweet creatures!” exclaimed Bill Jennings
“I loves ’em all a little, d’ye see; for what’s a
sailor without a sweetheart? Why, he’s like a
ship without a rib,—like a mast without stays,—like
a lanniard without a dead-eye,—like a binnacle
without a compass,—or a block without a
sheave. Pretty dears! they’re the very ach-me
of a sailor’s hopes,—the main-top of his heart.
What, though the Turks think they’ve got no
souls, you and I, your honour, both of us know,
(and which of us doesn’t?) that they have got
souls and spirits too, bless ’em! for I take it that’s
much the same thing. I’ve seen ’em of all
colours and shapes from the Hopping-tops at the
Cape to the Axquemo near the North Pole; but
there’s none to beat our own countrywomen.
All the Wenuses of Italy,—all the beauties of
Buss-aloney,—all the brilliant black eyes of Spanish
America, can’t box the compass with the dear
little lasses of our native land.
“Ah, I can remember the first time I fell in
love, by tumbling down the main-hatchway!
’Twas when I was with Cook, out at the Sandwich
Islands, where King Tommy-rammer and
his wife came from. D’ye see, we had been refitting
the rigging, and one of the ladies of Owyhee
would be my doll-sinner; so she lent me a
hand to tar the parcelling and pass the ball; and
we were as kind and as loving as two tartle-doves.
Well, I was walking near the hatch-way,
when, somehow or other, I capsized, and Lowtowchinchow,
in trying to save me, gave me a
shove: I cotched hold of her, and away we went,
Lowtowchinchow and I, down into the main-hold,
like a couple of cherry-bums from the clouds.
The hatchway was full of logs, and there we lay,
like the babes in the wood, as natural as life.
Howsomever, there were no bones broke, so they
hauled us up again, and how could I help falling
in love with her after that? Oh, we used to talk
together, she in her lingo and I in mine, like two
cats in a gutter. But what was the use on’t? the
fore-topsail was sheeted home, and away we
went; I promised to write to her by the first post,
but she didn’t understand me, and so I forgot all
about it next day.
“In some parts of the world they have a way
of marrying what they call Poll-Higgamy; but,
Lord love you! it’s all a cheat, d’ye mind; for instead
of having one Poll, they marry twenty; and
only to go for to think of a man having twenty
wives! Howsomever, it’s all a matter of fact; nay,
some have more, and our parson used to read
about Solomon having hundreds! How a solo-man
like Solomon could manage to keep ’em all to their
tethers in working ship, I can’t think for the life
o’me; but he was a wise man, and understood all
manner of tongues, and so, mayhap, he had a way
of his own. Pretty dears! one’s enough in England.
But I’ve seen ’em, in the hour of peril, in
the day of battle and the storm, conquer all the
weakness of their natur, and display such cool
fortitude, such heroic devotion to their husbands,
as would astonish you.
“There was poor Joe Kelson, in the old Sandwich,
under Rodney, had his wife on board when
they engaged the French fleet off Martinique.
She was a timid, delicate little body, one who
had been tenderly brought up; yet she left all
the luxuries of the shore, a father’s house and a
mother’s love, to brave the dangers of the ocean
and share a piece of salt junk and a biscuit with
the being she loved. Ah, I can remember her
looks the morning of the action, while we stood at
breakfast! Her face was pale and her quivering
lip and tearful eye told all the anguish of her soul.
Joe tried to comfort her, but ’twas useless: he
talked of honour and of glory; but what was honour
and glory to a fainting spirit? Her heart
was overwhelmed, and when she came afterward
to his quarters on the lower deck, she could hardly
support her trembling frame. It was just about
noon, and she brought him a bit of dinner: they
sat down upon the gun-trucks; but neither of ’em
could eat, and it was a hard task upon poor Joe
to preserve his firmness. All hands pitied them;
and when they parted for the last time, there
was scarce a dry eye at the gun.
“Well, d’ye see, about half an hour afterwards
we began to engage; but there were cowards in
the fleet, rank cowards, and the admiral wasn’t
properly supported; so the old Sandwich bore the
brunt of the battle, and hot enough it was, too;
many a poor fellow dropt his peak and bore up,
and as is customary, were directly launched out
at the port. At last, poor Joe received a mortal
wound that stretched him on the deck. We lifted
him up in our arms to carry him to the surgeons
in the cock-pit; but he opened his eyes, tried to
speak, then gave one convulsive shudder as the
last death-pang parted soul and body, and his
mortal agonies were over. We stood for the port
to give him a sailor’s grave; when, just at this
moment, his wife appeared close to us. She had
suffered all the tortures of suspense, till apprehension
and anxiety for her husband’s safety
overcame every fear, and she stood at our sides.
The body was half out, and perhaps she would
not have recognised it but for her own handkerchief,
which she had tied round his neck. We all
looked at each other, and then at her, undetermined
what to do. She stopped for an instant,
and gazed at the face of her husband, as if trying
to trace the features; her eye caught the token
on his breast; she sprung forward,—but ’twas too
late—the body of poor Joe was already in the
ocean-wave.
“A wild and piercing shriek followed. She ran
to the spot, and would have shared his grave, but
was forcibly withheld. She looked at the dark
waters, and then tried to catch a view through
the thick smoke at the enemy’s fleet. It cleared
a little; she saw the French ships to leeward, and
her spirit seemed to rise above the noise and din
of battle. The roaring of the guns, the rattling
of the tackles, and the flashes of the powder,—above
all, a feeling of revenge, instead of crushing
her delicate frame, appeared to change every
operation of her heart. She watched us for some
time, and no entreaty could prevail on her to go
below; till, at last, she inquired what was her husband’s
particular station; and having ascertained
it, she instantly supplied his place, and, with undaunted
determination, bravely continued to fight
at the same gun during the remainder of the action.
Nor was this all; for, with the tenderness
of a female bosom, she sat up with the wounded,
attended to their wants, soothed their complainings,
and tried to forget her own sorrows by relieving
theirs. The brave Rodney, you may depend
upon it, didn’t forget her; and I heard that he
obtained a handsome pension to support her.
“There was Mrs. R—, the captain’s wife of the
L—— frigate; though for the matter o’that, she
was captain, although only rated as mate. Ah,
that was an Irish ship; captain Irish,—officers
Irish,—men Irish; the ship’s name ought to have
been Pat. She dearly loved her lads,—her boys,
as she called them,—particularly Mr. O’Shaughnessy,
the first-lieutenant, though the midshipmen
knew pretty well how to get the weather-gage of
her, especially when their case was in a pitiable
condition, ‘showing a beggarly account of empty
bottles.’ She was a lady, every inch of her, and
used to come round the mess-deck morning, noon,
and night, to see that all hands were comfortable
and happy. If any body wanted liberty, it was
only spinning a yarn to the petticoat captain, and
they had it directly. Well, d’ye see, we had orders
to sail; and so, to the great grief of all hands,
Mrs. R. was obliged to leave us, with a heavy
heart and a sorrowful countenance. ‘But never
mind, boys,’ says she; ‘may be you’ll come back
some day; and then, oh!—good bye to you, my
boys, and stand by your captain to the last, like
Erin’s own sons. Remember, Irishmen must never
lose their laurel!’ And so we gave her three
cheers as she went over the side.
“Well, after several months’ absence on a long
cruise, we once more reached Spithead, and in a
day or two a pretty little yacht came working in
from St. Helen’s to the anchorage. The officers got
their glasses, and word was soon passed that our
friend Mrs. R. was on board of her. All hands
crowded on deck,—not an officer or man remained
below. The captain took his station on the quarter-deck
abaft, the officers, especially the midshipmen,
were more in advance, while at the gangway
stood the old master-at-arms, Michael Malone.
“Mich was a perfect original,—neither sailor
nor sodger,—but a strict disciplinarian, as all the
boys in the ship could testify. He was, in fact,
the very squint-essence of an Irishman. On nine
hairs of his head was stuck a little trencher-like
hat, with a roof not much bigger than half-a-crown.
Behind projected a tail-piece that would
have puzzled Hogarth. It was about nine inches
long, and stretched out from the neck in a horrorzontal
direction, like a tiller shipped the wrong
way. His jacket, was of a sandy-gray-russet,
embellished with ornamental designs of all colours
and shapes. Huge pockets, well filled with
rolls of paper, were prominent features, his trousers,
(barring the breaches) well patched with
corderoy, and his legs were sometimes cased in
leather, that had formerly been a pair of military
boots; but now, by continual cobbling, had lost
their prime-itive shape and looked like a couple
of fire-buckets. His countenance was open; for
he had a marvellous mouth, that stretched as
wide as a turnpike-gate; and his nose hung dangling
down, as if to see that nothing passed
through without paying toll. But for his eyes, he
had a pair of odd ones, that gave you the most
agreeable squint in the world, and made him see
two ways at once. Many a poor boy has got
thrashed for quizzing him, thinking he was looking
another way.
“Well there old Mich stood, adjusting his cravat
with the utmost gravity, when Mrs. R—— came
over the side. Of course every body expected
she would have walked aft to the captain;
but her delight was so great, that she no sooner
got upon the deck than she caught old Mich (being
nearest) round the neck, and began kissing
him like fury. Mich, equally pleased, returned
her embrace with interest, to the great amusement
of every soul, fore-and-aft. ‘Oh, my boys,—my
boys,’ says she, as soon as Mich let her get
breath; ‘joy to the hour that I see you again!
Arrah! R—— dear, sure, and I’m so happy!’—So
catching the captain in her arms, she gave full
evidence of the fact.
“The officers wiped their mouths and smacked
their lips, expecting it would go round, and were
anticipating the salute of her sweet kiss, for she
was really a beautiful woman; but they were disappointed;
for the first moment of exquisite feeling
having subsided, she became sensible of what
had passed. Howsomever, the captain laughed
heartily, and old Mich looked as if he was ready
for a second edition. Mrs. R—— called him and
apologized for her conduct, blushing all the time
most glowingly. ‘Och!’ says she, ‘my joy was so
great that I couldn’t help it!’
“‘Be aisey, my lady, be aisey,’ says Mich: ‘I’d
do the same for your ladyship any day, and every
day. Sure didn’t I have the best of it, then?
Faith, and I did, any how; for I gave you two for
one. Oh, don’t mention it, my lady.’
“Well, and all hands had an extra allowance
of grog, and Mich declared that ’twas the happiest
day of his life; for her ladyship’s two-lips
were like full-blown roses, moistened with dews;
and but for his ugly nose, that came in the way,
he would have had half a dozen more.”
The afternoon having by this time drawn
pretty well to a close, I rose; and having said a
few words expressive of the pleasure I had experienced
in their society, with a promise to pay
them another visit before long, I took my departure
amidst the hearty cheers of the old men; and
if their blessings can have any influence in
smoothing the path of life, mine would be smooth
indeed.