The buying of orchids always has in it a certain
speculative flavour. You have before you the
brown shrivelled lump of tissue, and for the rest
you must trust your judgment, or the auctioneer,
or your good-luck, as your taste may incline.
The plant may be moribund or dead, or it may
be just a respectable purchase, fair value for your
money, or perhaps—for the thing has happened
again and again—there slowly unfolds before the
delighted eyes of the happy purchaser, day after
day, some new variety, some novel richness, a
strange twist of the labellum, or some subtler
colouration or unexpected mimicry. Pride,
beauty, and profit blossom together on one
delicate green spike, and, it may be, even immortality.
For the new miracle of Nature may
stand in need of a new specific name, and what
so convenient as that of its discoverer? “Johnsmithia”!
There have been worse names.
2It was perhaps the hope of some such happy
discovery that made Winter-Wedderburn such a
frequent attendant at these sales—that hope, and
also, maybe, the fact that he had nothing else of
the slightest interest to do in the world. He was
a shy, lonely, rather ineffectual man, provided
with just enough income to keep off the spur of
necessity, and not enough nervous energy to make
him seek any exacting employments. He might
have collected stamps or coins, or translated
Horace, or bound books, or invented new species
of diatoms. But, as it happened, he grew orchids,
and had one ambitious little hothouse.
“I have a fancy,” he said over his coffee, “that
something is going to happen to me to-day.” He
spoke—as he moved and thought—slowly.
“Oh, don’t say that!” said his housekeeper—who
was also his remote cousin. For “something
happening” was a euphemism that meant only one
thing to her.
“You misunderstand me. I mean nothing
unpleasant—though what I do mean I scarcely
know.
“To-day,” he continued after a pause, “Peters
are going to sell a batch of plants from the
Andamans and the Indies. I shall go up and
see what they have. It may be I shall buy
something good, unawares. That may be it.”
He passed his cup for his second cupful of
coffee.
3“Are these the things collected by that poor
young fellow you told me of the other day?”
asked his cousin as she filled his cup.
“Yes,” he said, and became meditative over a
piece of toast.
“Nothing ever does happen to me,” he remarked
presently, beginning to think aloud. “I
wonder why? Things enough happen to other
people. There is Harvey. Only the other week,
on Monday he picked up sixpence, on Wednesday
his chicks all had the staggers, on Friday his cousin
came home from Australia, and on Saturday he
broke his ankle. What a whirl of excitement!—compared
to me.”
“I think I would rather be without so much
excitement,” said his housekeeper. “It can’t
be good for you.”
“I suppose it’s troublesome. Still—you
see, nothing ever happens to me. When I was
a little boy I never had accidents. I never fell in
love as I grew up. Never married—I wonder
how it feels to have something happen to you,
something really remarkable.
“That orchid-collector was only thirty-six—twenty
years younger than myself—when he
died. And he had been married twice and
divorced once; he had had malarial fever four
times, and once he broke his thigh. He killed a
Malay once, and once he was wounded by a
poisoned dart. And in the end he was killed by
4jungle-leeches. It must have all been very troublesome,
but then it must have been very interesting,
you know—except, perhaps, the leeches.”
“I am sure it was not good for him,” said the
lady, with conviction.
“Perhaps not.” And then Wedderburn looked
at his watch. “Twenty-three minutes past eight.
I am going up by the quarter to twelve train, so
that there is plenty of time. I think I shall
wear my alpaca jacket—it is quite warm enough—and
my grey felt hat and brown shoes. I
suppose—”
He glanced out of the window at the serene
sky and sunlit garden, and then nervously at his
cousin’s face.
“I think you had better take an umbrella if
you are going to London,” she said in a voice
that admitted of no denial. “There’s all between
here and the station coming back.”
When he returned he was in a state of mild
excitement. He had made a purchase. It was
rare that he could make up his mind quickly
enough to buy, but this time he had done so.
“There are Vandas,” he said, “and a Dendrobe
and some Palæonophis.” He surveyed his purchases
lovingly as he consumed his soup. They
were laid out on the spotless table-cloth before him,
and he was telling his cousin all about them as
he slowly meandered through his dinner. It was
his custom to live all his visits to London over
5again in the evening for her and his own entertainment.
“I knew something would happen to-day. And
I have bought all these. Some of them—some
of them—I feel sure, do you know, that some of
them will be remarkable. I don’t know how it is,
but I feel just as sure as if some one had told me
that some of these will turn out remarkable.
“That one”—he pointed to a shrivelled
rhizome—“was not identified. It may be a
Palæonophis—or it may not. It may be a new
species, or even a new genus. And it was the
last that poor Batten ever collected.”
“I don’t like the look of it,” said his housekeeper.
“It’s such an ugly shape.”
“To me it scarcely seems to have a shape.”
“I don’t like those things that stick out,” said
his housekeeper.
“It shall be put away in a pot to-morrow.”
“It looks,” said the housekeeper, “like a spider
shamming dead.”
Wedderburn smiled and surveyed the root with
his head on one side. “It is certainly not a
pretty lump of stuff. But you can never judge of
these things from their dry appearance. It may
turn out to be a very beautiful orchid indeed.
How busy I shall be to-morrow! I must see to-night
just exactly what to do with these things,
and to-morrow I shall set to work.
“They found poor Batten lying dead, or dying,
6in a mangrove swamp—I forget which,” he began
again presently, “with one of these very
orchids crushed up under his body. He had
been unwell for some days with some kind of
native fever, and I suppose he fainted. These
mangrove swamps are very unwholesome. Every
drop of blood, they say, was taken out of him by
the jungle-leeches. It may be that very plant
that cost him his life to obtain.”
“I think none the better of it for that.”
“Men must work though women may weep,”
said Wedderburn, with profound gravity.
“Fancy dying away from every comfort in a
nasty swamp! Fancy being ill of fever with nothing
to take but chlorodyne and quinine—if men
were left to themselves they would live on chlorodyne
and quinine—and no one round you but
horrible natives! They say the Andaman islanders
are most disgusting wretches—and, anyhow,
they can scarcely make good nurses, not having
the necessary training. And just for people in
England to have orchids!”
“I don’t suppose it was comfortable, but some
men seem to enjoy that kind of thing,” said Wedderburn.
“Anyhow, the natives of his party were
sufficiently civilised to take care of all his collection
until his colleague, who was an ornithologist,
came back again from the interior; though they
could not tell the species of the orchid, and had
let it wither. And it makes these things more
interesting.”
7“It makes them disgusting. I should be afraid
of some of the malaria clinging to them. And
just think, there has been a dead body lying
across that ugly thing! I never thought of that
before. There! I declare I cannot eat another
mouthful of dinner.”
“I will take them off the table if you like, and
put them in the window-seat. I can see them
just as well there.”
The next few days he was indeed singularly
busy in his steamy little hothouse, fussing about
with charcoal, lumps of teak, moss, and all the
other mysteries of the orchid cultivator. He considered
he was having a wonderfully eventful time.
In the evening he would talk about these new
orchids to his friends, and over and over again he
reverted to his expectation of something strange.
Several of the Vandas and the Dendrobium
died under his care, but presently the strange
orchid began to show signs of life. He was delighted,
and took his housekeeper right away from
jam-making to see it at once, directly he made
the discovery.
“That is a bud,” he said, “and presently there
will be a lot of leaves there, and those little things
coming out here are aërial rootlets.”
“They look to me like little white fingers poking
out of the brown. I don’t like them,” said
his housekeeper.
“Why not?”
8“I don’t know. They look like fingers trying
to get at you. I can’t help my likes and dislikes.”
“I don’t know for certain, but I don’t think
there are any orchids I know that have aërial
rootlets quite like that. It may be my fancy, of
course. You see they are a little flattened at the
ends.”
“I don’t like ’em,” said his housekeeper, suddenly
shivering and turning away. “I know it’s
very silly of me—and I’m very sorry, particularly
as you like the thing so much. But I can’t help
thinking of that corpse.”
“But it may not be that particular plant. That
was merely a guess of mine.”
His housekeeper shrugged her shoulders.
“Anyhow I don’t like it,” she said.
Wedderburn felt a little hurt at her dislike to
the plant. But that did not prevent his talking to
her about orchids generally, and this orchid in
particular, whenever he felt inclined.
“There are such queer things about orchids,”
he said one day; “such possibilities of surprises.
You know, Darwin studied their fertilisation, and
showed that the whole structure of an ordinary
orchid-flower was contrived in order that moths
might carry the pollen from plant to plant. Well,
it seems that there are lots of orchids known the
flower of which cannot possibly be used for fertilisation
in that way. Some of the Cypripediums,
for instance; there are no insects known that can
9possibly fertilise them, and some of them have
never been found with seed.”
“But how do they form new plants?”
“By runners and tubers, and that kind of outgrowth.
That is easily explained. The puzzle is,
what are the flowers for?
“Very likely,” he added, “my orchid may be
something extraordinary in that way. If so, I
shall study it. I have often thought of making
researches as Darwin did. But hitherto I have
not found the time, or something else has happened
to prevent it. The leaves are beginning
to unfold now. I do wish you would come and
see them!”
But she said that the orchid-house was so hot it
gave her the headache. She had seen the plant
once again, and the aërial rootlets, which were
now some of them more than a foot long, had
unfortunately reminded her of tentacles reaching
out after something; and they got into her
dreams, growing after her with incredible rapidity.
So that she had settled to her entire satisfaction
that she would not see that plant again, and
Wedderburn had to admire its leaves alone.
They were of the ordinary broad form, and a
deep glossy green, with splashes and dots of deep
red towards the base. He knew of no other
leaves quite like them. The plant was placed on
a low bench near the thermometer, and close by
was a simple arrangement by which a tap dripped
10on the hot-water pipes and kept the air steamy.
And he spent his afternoons now with some
regularity meditating on the approaching flowering
of this strange plant.
And at last the great thing happened. Directly
he entered the little glass house he knew that the
spike had burst out, although his great Palæonophis
Lowii hid the corner where his new darling stood.
There was a new odour in the air, a rich, intensely
sweet scent, that overpowered every other in that
crowded, steaming little greenhouse.
Directly he noticed this he hurried down to the
strange orchid. And, behold! the trailing green
spikes bore now three great splashes of blossom,
from which this overpowering sweetness proceeded.
He stopped before them in an ecstasy
of admiration.
The flowers were white, with streaks of golden
orange upon the petals; the heavy labellum was
coiled into an intricate projection, and a wonderful
bluish purple mingled there with the gold. He
could see at once that the genus was altogether a
new one. And the insufferable scent! How hot
the place was! The blossoms swam before his
eyes.
He would see if the temperature was right. He
made a step towards the thermometer. Suddenly
everything appeared unsteady. The bricks on
the floor were dancing up and down. Then the
white blossoms, the green leaves behind them,
11the whole greenhouse, seemed to sweep sideways,
and then in a curve upward.
At half-past four his cousin made the tea,
according to their invariable custom. But Wedderburn
did not come in for his tea.
“He is worshipping that horrid orchid,” she
told herself, and waited ten minutes. “His watch
must have stopped. I will go and call him.”
She went straight to the hothouse, and, opening
the door, called his name. There was no reply.
She noticed that the air was very close, and
loaded with an intense perfume. Then she saw
something lying on the bricks between the hot-water
pipes.
For a minute, perhaps, she stood motionless.
He was lying, face upward, at the foot of the
strange orchid. The tentacle-like aërial rootlets
no longer swayed freely in the air, but were
crowded together, a tangle of grey ropes, and
stretched tight with their ends closely applied to
his chin and neck and hands.
She did not understand. Then she saw from
under one of the exultant tentacles upon his cheek
there trickled a little thread of blood.
With an inarticulate cry she ran towards him,
and tried to pull him away from the leech-like
suckers. She snapped two of these tentacles,
and their sap dripped red.
Then the overpowering scent of the blossom
12began to make her head reel. How they clung
to him! She tore at the tough ropes, and he
and the white inflorescence swam about her.
She felt she was fainting, knew she must not.
She left him and hastily opened the nearest door,
and, after she had panted for a moment in the
fresh air, she had a brilliant inspiration. She
caught up a flower-pot and smashed in the windows
at the end of the greenhouse. Then she
re-entered. She tugged now with renewed
strength at Wedderburn’s motionless body, and
brought the strange orchid crashing to the floor.
It still clung with the grimmest tenacity to its
victim. In a frenzy, she lugged it and him into
the open air.
Then she thought of tearing through the sucker
rootlets one by one, and in another minute she
had released him and was dragging him away
from the horror.
He was white and bleeding from a dozen circular
patches.
The odd-job man was coming up the garden,
amazed at the smashing of glass, and saw her
emerge, hauling the inanimate body with red-stained
hands. For a moment he thought
impossible things.
“Bring some water!” she cried, and her voice
dispelled his fancies. When, with unnatural
alacrity, he returned with the water, he found
her weeping with excitement, and with Wedderburn’s
13head upon her knee, wiping the blood from
his face.
“What’s the matter?” said Wedderburn, opening
his eyes feebly, and closing them again at
once.
“Go and tell Annie to come out here to me,
and then go for Dr. Haddon at once,” she
said to the odd-job man so soon as he brought
the water; and added, seeing he hesitated, “I
will tell you all about it when you come back.”
Presently Wedderburn opened his eyes again,
and, seeing that he was troubled by the puzzle
of his position, she explained to him, “You
fainted in the hothouse.”
“And the orchid?”
“I will see to that,” she said.
Wedderburn had lost a good deal of blood, but
beyond that he had suffered no very great injury.
They gave him brandy mixed with some pink
extract of meat, and carried him upstairs to bed.
His housekeeper told her incredible story in fragments
to Dr. Haddon. “Come to the orchid-house
and see,” she said.
The cold outer air was blowing in through the
open door, and the sickly perfume was almost
dispelled. Most of the torn aërial rootlets lay
already withered amidst a number of dark stains
upon the bricks. The stem of the inflorescence
was broken by the fall of the plant, and the
flowers were growing limp and brown at the
14edges of the petals. The doctor stooped towards
it, then saw that one of the aërial rootlets still
stirred feebly, and hesitated.
The next morning the strange orchid still lay
there, black now and putrescent. The door
banged intermittingly in the morning breeze, and
all the array of Wedderburn’s orchids was shrivelled
and prostrate. But Wedderburn himself
was bright and garrulous upstairs in the story of
his strange adventure.
ÆPYORNIS ISLAND
15
The man with the scarred face leant over the
table and looked at my bundle.
“Orchids?” he asked.
“A few,” I said.
“Cypripediums?” he said.
“Chiefly,” said I.
“Anything new?—I thought not. I did these
islands twenty-five—twenty-seven years ago. If
you find anything new here—well, it’s brand
new. I didn’t leave much.”
“I’m not a collector,” said I.
“I was young then,” he went on. “Lord!
how I used to fly round.” He seemed to take
my measure. “I was in the East Indies two
years, and in Brazil seven. Then I went to
Madagascar.”
“I know a few explorers by name,” I said
anticipating a yarn. “Who did you collect
for?”
“Dawsons. I wonder if you’ve heard the
name of Butcher ever?”
“Butcher—Butcher?” The name seemed
vaguely present in my memory; then I recalled
Butcher v. Dawson. “Why!” said I, “you are
16the man who sued them for four years’ salary—got
cast away on a desert island—”
“Your servant,” said the man with the scar,
bowing. “Funny case, wasn’t it? Here was
me, making a little fortune on that island, doing
nothing for it neither, and them quite unable to
give me notice. It often used to amuse me
thinking over it while I was there. I did calculations
of it—big—all over the blessed atoll
in ornamental figuring.”
“How did it happen?” said I. “I don’t
rightly remember the case.”
“Well—you’ve heard of the Æpyornis?”
“Rather. Andrews was telling me of a new
species he was working on only a month or so
ago. Just before I sailed. They’ve got a thigh
bone, it seems, nearly a yard long. Monster the
thing must have been!”
“I believe you,” said the man with the scar.
“It was a monster. Sinbad’s roc was just a
legend of ’em. But when did they find these
bones?”
“Three or four years ago—’91 I fancy.
Why?”
“Why?—Because I found ’em—Lord!—it’s
nearly twenty years ago. If Dawsons hadn’t
been silly about that salary they might have made
a perfect ring in ’em.—I couldn’t help the
infernal boat going adrift.”
He paused. “I suppose it’s the same place.
17A kind of swamp about ninety miles north of
Antananarivo. Do you happen to know? You
have to go to it along the coast by boats. You
don’t happen to remember, perhaps?”
“I don’t. I fancy Andrews said something
about a swamp.”
“It must be the same. It’s on the east coast.
And somehow there’s something in the water
that keeps things from decaying. Like creosote
it smells. It reminded me of Trinidad. Did
they get any more eggs? Some of the eggs I
found were a foot and a half long. The swamp
goes circling round, you know, and cuts off this
bit. It’s mostly salt, too. Well—What a
time I had of it! I found the things quite by
accident. We went for eggs, me and two native
chaps, in one of those rum canoes all tied together,
and found the bones at the same time.
We had a tent and provisions for four days, and
we pitched on one of the firmer places. To
think of it brings that odd tarry smell back even
now. It’s funny work. You go probing into
the mud with iron rods, you know. Usually the
egg gets smashed. I wonder how long it is since
these Æpyornises really lived. The missionaries
say the natives have legends about when they
were alive, but I never heard any such stories
myself.[1] But certainly those eggs we got were
18as fresh as if they had been new-laid. Fresh!
Carrying them down to the boat one of my nigger
chaps dropped one on a rock and it smashed.
How I lammed into the beggar! But sweet it
was as if it was new-laid, not even smelly, and
its mother dead these four hundred years perhaps.
Said a centipede had bit him. However, I’m
getting off the straight with the story. It had
taken us all day to dig into the slush and get
these eggs out unbroken, and we were all covered
with beastly black mud, and naturally I was cross.
So far as I knew they were the only eggs that had
ever been got out not even cracked. I went
afterwards to see the ones they have at the
Natural History Museum in London: all of them
were cracked and just stuck together like a
mosaic, and bits missing. Mine were perfect,
and I meant to blow them when I got back.
Naturally I was annoyed at the silly devil dropping
three hours’ work just on account of a
centipede. I hit him about rather.”
1. No European is known to have seen a live Æpyornis,
with the doubtful exception of MacAndrew, who visited
Madagascar in 1745. H. G. W.
The man with the scar took out a clay pipe.
I placed my pouch before him. He filled up
absent-mindedly.
“How about the others? Did you get those
home? I don’t remember—”
“That’s the queer part of the story. I had
three others. Perfectly fresh eggs. Well, we put
’em in the boat, and then I went up to the tent
to make some coffee, leaving my two heathens
19down by the beach—the one fooling about with
his sting and the other helping him. It never
occurred to me that the beggars would take advantage
of the peculiar position I was in to pick
a quarrel. But I suppose the centipede poison
and the kicking I’d given him had upset the
one—he was always a cantankerous sort—and
he persuaded the other.
“I remember I was sitting and smoking and
boiling up the water over a spirit-lamp business
I used to take on these expeditions. Incidentally
I was admiring the swamp under the sunset.
All black and blood red it was, in streaks—a
beautiful sight. And up beyond, the land rose
grey and hazy to the hills, and the sky behind
them red, like a furnace mouth. And fifty yards
behind the back of me was these blessed heathen—quite
regardless of the tranquil air of things—plotting
to cut off with the boat and leave me all
alone with three days’ provisions and a canvas
tent, and nothing to drink whatsoever, beyond a
little keg of water. I heard a kind of yelp behind
me, and there they were in this canoe affair—it
wasn’t properly a boat—and perhaps twenty
yards from land. I realised what was up in a
moment. My gun was in the tent, and besides
I had no bullets—only duck shot. They knew
that. But I had a little revolver in my pocket
and I pulled that out as I ran down to the
beach.
20“‘Come back!’ says I, flourishing it.
“They jabbered something at me, and the man
that broke the egg jeered. I aimed at the other—because
he was unwounded and had the paddle,
and I missed. They laughed. However,
I wasn’t beat. I knew I had to keep cool, and
I tried him again and made him jump with the
whang of it. The third time I got his head, and
over he went, and the paddle with him. It was
a precious lucky shot for a revolver. I reckon
it was fifty yards. He went right under. I don’t
know if he was shot, or simply stunned and
drowned. Then I began to shout to the other
chap to come back, but he huddled up in the
canoe and refused to answer. So I fired out my
revolver at him and never got near him.
“I felt a precious fool, I can tell you. There
I was on this rotten, black beach, flat swamp all
behind me, and the flat sea, cold after the sunset,
and just this black canoe drifting steadily out
to sea. I tell you I damned Dawsons and
Jamrachs and Museums and all the rest of it just
to rights. I bawled to this nigger to come back,
until my voice went up into a scream.
“There was nothing for it but to swim after
him and take my luck with the sharks. So I
opened my clasp-knife and put it in my mouth
and took off my clothes and waded in. As soon
as I was in the water I lost sight of the canoe,
but I aimed, as I judged, to head it off. I hoped
21the man in it was too bad to navigate it, and that
it would keep on drifting in the same direction.
Presently it came up over the horizon again to
the south-westward about. The afterglow of
sunset was well over now and the dim of night
creeping up. The stars were coming through the
blue. I swam like a champion, though my legs
and arms were soon aching.
“However, I came up to him by the time the
stars were fairly out. As it got darker I began to
see all manner of glowing things in the water—phosphorescence,
you know. At times it made
me giddy. I hardly knew which was stars and
which was phosphorescence, and whether I was
swimming on my head or my heels. The canoe
was as black as sin, and the ripple under the bows
like liquid fire. I was naturally chary of clambering
up into it. I was anxious to see what he was
up to first. He seemed to be lying cuddled up
in a lump in the bows, and the stern was all out of
water. The thing kept turning round slowly as it
drifted—kind of waltzing, don’t you know. I
went to the stern and pulled it down, expecting
him to wake up. Then I began to clamber in
with my knife in my hand, and ready for a rush.
But he never stirred. So there I sat in the stern
of the little canoe, drifting away over the calm
phosphorescent sea, and with all the host of the
stars above me, waiting for something to happen.
“After a long time I called him by name, but
22he never answered. I was too tired to take any
risks by going along to him. So we sat there. I
fancy I dozed once or twice. When the dawn
came I saw he was as dead as a doornail and all
puffed up and purple. My three eggs and the
bones were lying in the middle of the canoe, and
the keg of water and some coffee and biscuits
wrapped in a Cape ‘Argus’ by his feet, and a tin of
methylated spirit underneath him. There was no
paddle, nor in fact anything except the spirit tin
that one could use as one, so I settled to drift until
I was picked up. I held an inquest on him,
brought in a verdict against some snake, scorpion,
or centipede unknown, and sent him overboard.
“After that I had a drink of water and a few
biscuits, and took a look round. I suppose a man
low down as I was don’t see very far; leastways,
Madagascar was clean out of sight, and any trace
of land at all. I saw a sail going south-westward—looked
like a schooner, but her hull never came
up. Presently the sun got high in the sky and
began to beat down upon me. Lord!—it pretty
near made my brains boil. I tried dipping my
head in the sea, but after a while my eye fell on
the Cape ‘Argus,’ and I lay down flat in the canoe
and spread this over me. Wonderful things these
newspapers. I never read one through thoroughly
before, but it’s odd what you get up to
when you’re alone, as I was. I suppose I read
that blessed old Cape ‘Argus’ twenty times. The
23pitch in the canoe simply reeked with the heat and
rose up into big blisters.
“I drifted ten days,” said the man with the
scar. “It’s a little thing in the telling, isn’t it?
Every day was like the last. Except in the morning
and the evening I never kept a look-out even—the
blaze was so infernal. I didn’t see a sail after
the first three days, and those I saw took no notice
of me. About the sixth night a ship went by
scarcely half a mile away from me, with all its
lights ablaze and its ports open, looking like a big
firefly. There was music aboard. I stood up and
shouted and screamed at it. The second day I
broached one of the Æpyornis eggs, scraped the
shell away at the end bit by bit, and tried it, and
I was glad to find it was good enough to eat. A
bit flavoury—not bad, I mean, but with something
of the taste of a duck’s egg. There was a kind of
circular patch about six inches across on one side
of the yolk, and with streaks of blood and a white
mark like a ladder in it that I thought queer, but
I didn’t understand what this meant at the time,
and I wasn’t inclined to be particular. The egg
lasted me three days, with biscuits and a drink of
water. I chewed coffee berries too—invigorating
stuff. The second egg I opened about the eighth
day. And it scared me.”
The man with the scar paused. “Yes,” he said—“developing.
“I daresay you find it hard to believe. I did,
24with the thing before me. There the egg had been,
sunk in that cold black mud, perhaps three hundred
years. But there was no mistaking it. There
was the—what is it?—embryo, with its big head
and curved back and its heart beating under its
throat, and the yolk shrivelled up and great membranes
spreading inside of the shell and all over
the yolk. Here was I hatching out the eggs of
the biggest of all extinct birds, in a little canoe in
the midst of the Indian Ocean. If old Dawson
had known that! It was worth four years’ salary.
What do you think?
“However, I had to eat that precious thing up,
every bit of it, before I sighted the reef, and some
of the mouthfuls were beastly unpleasant. I left
the third one alone. I held it up to the light, but
the shell was too thick for me to get any notion of
what might be happening inside; and though I
fancied I heard blood pulsing, it might have been
the rustle in my own ears, like what you listen to
in a seashell.
“Then came the atoll. Came out of the sunrise,
as it were, suddenly, close up to me. I drifted
straight towards it until I was about half a mile
from shore—not more, and then the current took
a turn, and I had to paddle as hard as I could
with my hands and bits of the Æpyornis shell to
make the place. However, I got there. It was
just a common atoll about four miles round, with
a few trees growing and a spring in one place and
25the lagoon full of parrot fish. I took the egg
ashore and put it in a good place well above the
tide lines and in the sun, to give it all the chance I
could, and pulled the canoe up safe, and loafed
about prospecting. It’s rum how dull an atoll is.
When I was a kid I thought nothing could be finer
or more adventurous than the Robinson Crusoe
business, but that place was as monotonous as a
book of sermons. I went round finding eatable
things and generally thinking; but I tell you I was
bored to death before the first day was out. It
shows my luck—the very day I landed the
weather changed. A thunderstorm went by to the
north and flicked its wing over the island, and
in the night there came a drencher and a howling
wind slap over us. It wouldn’t have taken much,
you know, to upset that canoe.
“I was sleeping under the canoe, and the egg
was luckily among the sand higher up the beach,
and the first thing I remember was a sound like a
hundred pebbles hitting the boat at once and a
rush of water over my body. I’d been dreaming
of Antananarivo, and I sat up and holloaed to Intoshi
to ask her what the devil was up, and clawed
out at the chair where the matches used to be.
Then I remembered where I was. There were
phosphorescent waves rolling up as if they meant
to eat me, and all the rest of the night as black as
pitch. The air was simply yelling. The clouds
seemed down on your head almost, and the rain
26fell as if heaven was sinking and they were baling
out the waters above the firmament. One great
roller came writhing at me, like a fiery serpent,
and I bolted. Then I thought of the canoe, and
ran down to it as the water went hissing back
again, but the thing had gone. I wondered about
the egg then, and felt my way to it. It was all
right and well out of reach of the maddest waves,
so I sat down beside it and cuddled it for company.
Lord! What a night that was!
“The storm was over before the morning.
There wasn’t a rag of cloud left in the sky when
the dawn came, and all along the beach there were
bits of plank scattered—which was the disarticulated
skeleton, so to speak, of my canoe. However,
that gave me something to do, for, taking
advantage of two of the trees being together, I
rigged up a kind of storm shelter with these vestiges.
And that day the egg hatched.
“Hatched, sir, when my head was pillowed on
it and I was asleep. I heard a whack and felt a
jar and sat up, and there was the end of the egg
pecked out and a rum little brown head looking
out at me. ‘Lord!’ I said, ‘you’re welcome,’
and with a little difficulty he came out.
“He was a nice friendly little chap, at first,
about the size of a small hen—very much like
most other young birds, only bigger. His plumage
was a dirty brown to begin with, with a sort of
grey scab that fell off it very soon, and scarcely
27feathers—a kind of downy hair. I can hardly
express how pleased I was to see him. I tell you,
Robinson Crusoe don’t make near enough of his
loneliness. But here was interesting company.
He looked at me and winked his eye from the
front backwards like a hen, and gave a chirp and
began to peck about at once, as though being
hatched three hundred years too late was just
nothing. ‘Glad to see you, Man Friday!’ says I,
for I had naturally settled he was to be called Man
Friday if ever he was hatched, as soon as ever I
found the egg in the canoe had developed. I was
a bit anxious about his feed, so I gave him a lump
of raw parrot fish at once. He took it and opened
his beak for more. I was glad of that, for, under
the circumstances, if he’d been fanciful, I should
have had to eat him after all.
“You’d be surprised what an interesting bird that
Æpyornis chick was. He followed me about
from the very beginning. He used to stand by
me and watch while I fished in the lagoon and go
shares in anything I caught. And he was sensible,
too. There were nasty green warty things, like
pickled gherkins, used to lie about on the beach,
and he tried one of these and it upset him. He
never even looked at any of them again.
“And he grew. You could almost see him grow.
And as I was never much of a society man, his
quiet, friendly ways suited me to a T. For nearly
two years we were as happy as we could be on that
28island. I had no business worries, for I knew my
salary was mounting up at Dawsons’. We would
see a sail now and then, but nothing ever came
near us. I amused myself too by decorating the
island with designs worked in sea-urchins and
fancy shells of various kinds. I put Æpyornis
Island all round the place very nearly, in big letters,
like what you see done with coloured stones
at railway stations in the old country. And I used
to lie watching the blessed bird stalking round and
growing, growing, and think how I could make a
living out of him by showing him about if ever I
got taken off. After his first moult he began to
get handsome, with a crest and a blue wattle, and
a lot of green feathers at the behind of him. And
then I used to puzzle whether Dawsons had any
right to claim him or not. Stormy weather and in
the rainy season we lay snug under the shelter I
had made out of the old canoe, and I used to tell
him lies about my friends at home. It was a kind
of idyll, you might say. If only I had had some
tobacco it would have been simply just like
Heaven.
“It was about the end of the second year our
little Paradise went wrong. Friday was then about
fourteen feet high to the bill of him, with a big
broad head like the end of a pickaxe, and two
huge brown eyes with yellow rims set together like
a man’s—not out of sight of each other like a
hen’s. His plumage was fine—none of the half
29mourning style of your ostrich—more like a cassowary
as far as colour and texture go. And then
it was he began to cock his comb at me and give
himself airs and show signs of a nasty temper.
“At last came a time when my fishing had been
rather unlucky and he began to hang about me in a
queer, meditative way. I thought he might have
been eating sea-cucumbers or something, but it was
really just discontent on his part. I was hungry
too, and when at last I landed a fish I wanted it
for myself. Tempers were short that morning on
both sides. He pecked at it and grabbed it, and I
gave him a whack on the head to make him leave
go. And at that he went for me. Lord!
“He gave me this in the face.” The man indicated
his scar. “Then he kicked me. It was
like a cart horse. I got up, and seeing he hadn’t
finished I started off full tilt with my arms doubled
up over my face. But he ran on those gawky legs
of his faster than a race horse, and kept landing
out at me with sledge-hammer kicks, and bringing
his pickaxe down on the back of my head. I
made for the lagoon, and went in up to my neck.
He stopped at the water, for he hated getting his
feet wet, and began to make a shindy, something
like a peacock’s, only hoarser. He started strutting
up and down the beach. I’ll admit I felt
small to see this blessed fossil lording it there.
And my head and face were all bleeding, and—well,
my body just one jelly of bruises.
30“I decided to swim across the lagoon and leave
him alone for a bit, until the affair blew over. I
shinned up the tallest palm-tree and sat there thinking
of it all. I don’t suppose I ever felt so hurt
by anything before or since. It was the brutal
ingratitude of the creature. I’d been more than
a brother to him. I’d hatched him. Educated
him. A great, gawky, out-of-date bird! And me
a human being—heir of the ages and all that.
“I thought after a time he’d begin to see things
in that light himself, and feel a little sorry for his
behaviour. I thought if I was to catch some nice
little bits of fish, perhaps, and go to him presently
in a casual kind of way, and offer them to him, he
might do the sensible thing. It took me some
time to learn how unforgiving and cantankerous an
extinct bird can be. Malice!
“I won’t tell you all the little devices I tried to
get that bird round again. I simply can’t. It
makes my cheek burn with shame even now to
think of the snubs and buffets I had from this
infernal curiosity. I tried violence. I chucked
lumps of coral at him from a safe distance, but he
only swallowed them. I shied my open knife at
him and almost lost it, though it was too big for
him to swallow. I tried starving him out and
struck fishing, but he took to picking along the
beach at low water after worms, and rubbed along
on that. Half my time I spent up to my neck in
the lagoon, and the rest up the palm-trees. One
31of them was scarcely high enough, and when he
caught me up it he had a regular Bank Holiday
with the calves of my legs. It got unbearable. I
don’t know if you have ever tried sleeping up a
palm-tree. It gave me the most horrible nightmares.
Think of the shame of it too! Here was
this extinct animal mooning about my island like a
sulky duke, and me not allowed to rest the sole of
my foot on the place. I used to cry with weariness
and vexation. I told him straight that I
didn’t mean to be chased about a desert island
by any damned anachronisms. I told him to go
and peck a navigator of his own age. But he only
snapped his beak at me. Great ugly bird—all
legs and neck!
“I shouldn’t like to say how long that went on
altogether. I’d have killed him sooner if I’d
known how. However, I hit on a way of settling
him at last. It’s a South American dodge. I
joined all my fishing lines together with stems of
seaweed and things, and made a stoutish string,
perhaps twelve yards in length or more, and I
fastened two lumps of coral rock to the ends of
this. It took me some time to do, because every
now and then I had to go into the lagoon or up a
tree as the fancy took me. This I whirled rapidly
round my head and then let it go at him. The
first time I missed, but the next time the string
caught his legs beautifully and wrapped round them
again and again. Over he went. I threw it standing
32waist-deep in the lagoon, and as soon as he
went down I was out of the water and sawing at
his neck with my knife—
“I don’t like to think of that even now. I felt
like a murderer while I did it, though my anger
was hot against him. When I stood over him and
saw him bleeding on the white sand and his beautiful
great legs and neck writhing in his last agony—Pah!
“With that tragedy, Loneliness came upon me
like a curse. Good Lord! you can’t imagine how
I missed that bird. I sat by his corpse and sorrowed
over him, and shivered as I looked round
the desolate, silent reef. I thought of what a jolly
little bird he had been when he was hatched, and
of a thousand pleasant tricks he had played before
he went wrong. I thought if I’d only wounded
him I might have nursed him round into a better
understanding. If I’d had any means of digging
into the coral rock I’d have buried him. I felt
exactly as if he was human. As it was I couldn’t
think of eating him, so I put him in the lagoon
and the little fishes picked him clean. Then one
day a chap cruising about in a yacht had a fancy
to see if my atoll still existed.
“He didn’t come a moment too soon, for I was
about sick enough of the desolation of it, and only
hesitating whether I should walk out into the sea
and finish up the business that way, or fall back on
the green things.
33“I sold the bones to a man named Winslow—a
dealer near the British Museum, and he says he
sold them to old Havers. It seems Havers didn’t
understand they were extra large, and it was only
after his death they attracted attention. They
called ’em Æpyornis—what was it?”
“Æpyornis vastus,” said I. “It’s funny, the
very thing was mentioned to me by a friend of
mine. When they found an Æpyornis with a thigh
a yard long they thought they had reached the top
of the scale and called him Æpyornis maximus.
Then some one turned up another thigh bone four
feet six or more, and that they called Æpyornis
Titan. Then your vastus was found after old
Havers died, in his collection, and then a vastissimus
turned up.”
“Winslow was telling me as much,” said the
man with the scar. “If they get any more Æpyornises,
he reckons some scientific swell will go
and burst a blood-vessel. But it was a queer thing
to happen to a man; wasn’t it—altogether?”
THE PLATTNER STORY
34
Whether the story of Gottfried Plattner is to be
credited or not, is a pretty question in the value of
evidence. On the one hand, we have seven witnesses—to
be perfectly exact, we have six and a
half pairs of eyes, and one undeniable fact; and
on the other we have—what is it?—prejudice,
common sense, the inertia of opinion. Never
were there seven more honest-seeming witnesses;
never was there a more undeniable fact than the
inversion of Gottfried Plattner’s anatomical structure,
and—never was there a more preposterous
story than the one they have to tell! The most
preposterous part of the story is the worthy Gottfried’s
contribution (for I count him as one of the
seven). Heaven forbid that I should be led into
giving countenance to superstition by a passion for
impartiality, and so come to share the fate of
Eusapia’s patrons! Frankly, I believe there is
something crooked about this business of Gottfried
Plattner; but what that crooked factor is, I will
admit as frankly, I do not know. I have been
surprised at the credit accorded to the story in the
most unexpected and authoritative quarters. The
fairest way to the reader, however, will be for me
to tell it without further comment.
35Gottfried Plattner is, in spite of his name, a freeborn
Englishman. His father was an Alsatian who
came to England in the Sixties, married a respectable
English girl of unexceptionable antecedents,
and died, after a wholesome and uneventful life
(devoted, I understand, chiefly to the laying of
parquet flooring), in 1887. Gottfried’s age is
seven-and-twenty. He is, by virtue of his heritage
of three languages, Modern Languages Master in
a small private school in the South of England.
To the casual observer he is singularly like any
other Modern Languages Master in any other
small private school. His costume is neither very
costly nor very fashionable, but, on the other hand,
it is not markedly cheap or shabby; his complexion,
like his height and his bearing, is inconspicuous.
You would notice, perhaps, that, like the
majority of people, his face was not absolutely
symmetrical, his right eye a little larger than the
left, and his jaw a trifle heavier on the right side.
If you, as an ordinary careless person, were to
bare his chest and feel his heart beating, you would
probably find it quite like the heart of any one else.
But here you and the trained observer would part
company. If you found his heart quite ordinary,
the trained observer would find it quite otherwise.
And once the thing was pointed out to you, you
too would perceive the peculiarity easily enough.
It is that Gottfried’s heart beats on the right side
of his body.
36Now, that is not the only singularity of Gottfried’s
structure, although it is the only one that
would appeal to the untrained mind. Careful
sounding of Gottfried’s internal arrangements, by
a well-known surgeon, seems to point to the fact
that all the other unsymmetrical parts of his body
are similarly misplaced. The right lobe of his
liver is on the left side, the left on his right; while
his lungs, too, are similarly contraposed. What
is still more singular, unless Gottfried is a consummate
actor, we must believe that his right hand has
recently become his left. Since the occurrences
we are about to consider (as impartially as possible),
he has found the utmost difficulty in writing,
except from right to left across the paper with his
left hand. He cannot throw with his right hand,
he is perplexed at meal times between knife and
fork, and his ideas of the rule of the road—he is
a cyclist—are still a dangerous confusion. And
there is not a scrap of evidence to show that before
these occurrences Gottfried was at all left-handed.
There is yet another wonderful fact in this preposterous
business. Gottfried produces three
photographs of himself. You have him at the age
of five or six, thrusting fat legs at you from under
a plaid frock, and scowling. In that photograph
his left eye is a little larger than his right, and his
jaw is a trifle heavier on the left side. This is the
reverse of his present living conditions. The photograph
of Gottfried at fourteen seems to contradict
37these facts, but that is because it is one of those
cheap “Gem” photographs that were then in
vogue, taken direct upon metal, and therefore
reversing things just as a looking-glass would. The
third photograph represents him at one-and-twenty,
and confirms the record of the others. There
seems here evidence of the strongest confirmatory
character that Gottfried has exchanged his left side
for his right. Yet how a human being can be so
changed, short of a fantastic and pointless miracle,
it is exceedingly hard to suggest.
In one way, of course, these facts might be
explicable on the supposition that Plattner has
undertaken an elaborate mystification, on the
strength of his heart’s displacement. Photographs
may be fudged, and left-handedness imitated. But
the character of the man does not lend itself to any
such theory. He is quiet, practical, unobtrusive,
and thoroughly sane, from the Nordau standpoint.
He likes beer, and smokes moderately, takes walking
exercise daily, and has a healthily high estimate
of the value of his teaching. He has a good but
untrained tenor voice, and takes a pleasure in
singing airs of a popular and cheerful character.
He is fond, but not morbidly fond, of reading,—chiefly
fiction pervaded with a vaguely pious
optimism,—sleeps well, and rarely dreams. He
is, in fact, the very last person to evolve a fantastic
fable. Indeed, so far from forcing this story upon
the world, he has been singularly reticent on the
38matter. He meets enquirers with a certain engaging—bashfulness
is almost the word, that disarms
the most suspicious. He seems genuinely ashamed
that anything so unusual has occurred to him.
It is to be regretted that Plattner’s aversion to
the idea of post-mortem dissection may postpone,
perhaps for ever, the positive proof that his entire
body has had its left and right sides transposed.
Upon that fact mainly the credibility of his story
hangs. There is no way of taking a man and
moving him about in space, as ordinary people
understand space, that will result in our changing
his sides. Whatever you do, his right is still his
right, his left his left. You can do that with a
perfectly thin and flat thing, of course. If you
were to cut a figure out of paper, any figure with
a right and left side, you could change its sides
simply by lifting it up and turning it over. But
with a solid it is different. Mathematical theorists
tell us that the only way in which the right and
left sides of a solid body can be changed is by
taking that body clean out of space as we know
it,—taking it out of ordinary existence, that is, and
turning it somewhere outside space. This is a
little abstruse, no doubt, but any one with any
knowledge of mathematical theory will assure the
reader of its truth. To put the thing in technical
language, the curious inversion of Plattner’s right
and left sides is proof that he has moved out of
our space into what is called the Fourth Dimension,
39and that he has returned again to our world.
Unless we choose to consider ourselves the victims
of an elaborate and motiveless fabrication, we are
almost bound to believe that this has occurred.
So much for the tangible facts. We come now
to the account of the phenomena that attended
his temporary disappearance from the world. It
appears that in the Sussexville Proprietary School
Plattner not only discharged the duties of Modern
Languages Master, but also taught chemistry,
commercial geography, book-keeping, shorthand,
drawing, and any other additional subject to
which the changing fancies of the boys’ parents
might direct attention. He knew little or nothing
of these various subjects, but in secondary as distinguished
from Board or elementary schools,
knowledge in the teacher is, very properly, by no
means so necessary as high moral character and
gentlemanly tone. In chemistry he was particularly
deficient, knowing, he says, nothing beyond
the Three Gases (whatever the three gases may
be). As, however, his pupils began by knowing
nothing, and derived all their information from
him, this caused him (or any one) but little inconvenience
for several terms. Then a little boy
named Whibble joined the school, who had been
educated (it seems) by some mischievous relative
into an enquiring habit of mind. This little boy
followed Plattner’s lessons with marked and sustained
interest, and in order to exhibit his zeal on
40the subject, brought, at various times, substances
for Plattner to analyse. Plattner, flattered by this
evidence of his power of awakening interest, and
trusting to the boy’s ignorance, analysed these,
and even made general statements as to their
composition. Indeed, he was so far stimulated
by his pupil as to obtain a work upon analytical
chemistry and study it during his supervision of
the evening’s preparation. He was surprised to
find chemistry quite an interesting subject.
So far the story is absolutely commonplace.
But now the greenish powder comes upon the
scene. The source of that greenish powder
seems, unfortunately, lost. Master Whibble tells
a tortuous story of finding it done up in a packet
in a disused limekiln near the Downs. It would
have been an excellent thing for Plattner, and
possibly for Master Whibble’s family, if a match
could have been applied to that powder there and
then. The young gentleman certainly did not
bring it to school in a packet, but in a common
eight-ounce graduated medicine bottle, plugged
with masticated newspaper. He gave it to Plattner
at the end of the afternoon school. Four
boys had been detained after school prayers in
order to complete some neglected tasks, and
Plattner was supervising these in the small classroom
in which the chemical teaching was conducted.
The appliances for the practical teaching
of chemistry in the Sussexville Proprietary School,
41as in most small schools in this country, are characterised
by a severe simplicity. They are kept
in a small cupboard standing in a recess, and having
about the same capacity as a common travelling
trunk. Plattner, being bored with his passive
superintendence, seems to have welcomed the
intervention of Whibble with his green powder as
an agreeable diversion, and, unlocking this cupboard,
proceeded at once with his analytical
experiments. Whibble sat, luckily for himself, at
a safe distance, regarding him. The four malefactors,
feigning a profound absorption in their
work, watched him furtively with the keenest
interest. For even within the limits of the Three
Gases, Plattner’s practical chemistry was, I understand,
temerarious.
They are practically unanimous in their account
of Plattner’s proceedings. He poured a little of
the green powder into a test-tube, and tried the
substance with water, hydrochloric acid, nitric
acid, and sulphuric acid in succession. Getting
no result, he emptied out a little heap—nearly
half the bottleful, in fact—upon a slate and tried
a match. He held the medicine bottle in his left
hand. The stuff began to smoke and melt, and
then—exploded with deafening violence and a
blinding flash.
The five boys, seeing the flash and being prepared
for catastrophes, ducked below their desks,
and were none of them seriously hurt. The window
42was blown out into the playground, and the
blackboard on its easel was upset. The slate was
smashed to atoms. Some plaster fell from the
ceiling. No other damage was done to the school
edifice or appliances, and the boys at first, seeing
nothing of Plattner, fancied he was knocked
down and lying out of their sight below the desks.
They jumped out of their places to go to his
assistance, and were amazed to find the space
empty. Being still confused by the sudden violence
of the report, they hurried to the open
door, under the impression that he must have
been hurt, and have rushed out of the room.
But Carson, the foremost, nearly collided in the
doorway with the principal, Mr. Lidgett.
Mr. Lidgett is a corpulent, excitable man with
one eye. The boys describe him as stumbling
into the room mouthing some of those tempered
expletives irritable schoolmasters accustom themselves
to use—lest worse befall. “Wretched
mumchancer!” he said. “Where’s Mr. Plattner?”
The boys are agreed on the very words.
(“Wobbler,” “snivelling puppy,” and “mumchancer”
are, it seems, among the ordinary small
change of Mr. Lidgett’s scholastic commerce.)
Where’s Mr. Plattner? That was a question
that was to be repeated many times in the next
few days. It really seemed as though that frantic
hyperbole, “blown to atoms,” had for once realised
itself. There was not a visible particle of
43Plattner to be seen; not a drop of blood nor a
stitch of clothing to be found. Apparently he
had been blown clean out of existence and left
not a wrack behind. Not so much as would cover
a sixpenny piece, to quote a proverbial expression!
The evidence of his absolute disappearance, as a
consequence of that explosion, is indubitable.
It is not necessary to enlarge here upon the
commotion excited in the Sussexville Proprietary
School, and in Sussexville and elsewhere, by this
event. It is quite possible, indeed, that some of
the readers of these pages may recall the hearing
of some remote and dying version of that excitement
during the last summer holidays. Lidgett,
it would seem, did everything in his power to
suppress and minimise the story. He instituted
a penalty of twenty-five lines for any mention of
Plattner’s name among the boys, and stated in
the schoolroom that he was clearly aware of his
assistant’s whereabouts. He was afraid, he explains,
that the possibility of an explosion happening,
in spite of the elaborate precautions taken
to minimise the practical teaching of chemistry,
might injure the reputation of the school; and
so might any mysterious quality in Plattner’s departure.
Indeed, he did everything in his power
to make the occurrence seem as ordinary as
possible. In particular, he cross-examined the
five eye-witnesses of the occurrence so searchingly
that they began to doubt the plain evidence of
44their senses. But, in spite of these efforts, the
tale, in a magnified and distorted state, made a
nine days’ wonder in the district, and several
parents withdrew their sons on colourable pretexts.
Not the least remarkable point in the matter is
the fact that a large number of people in the
neighbourhood dreamed singularly vivid dreams
of Plattner during the period of excitement before
his return, and that these dreams had a curious
uniformity. In almost all of them Plattner
was seen, sometimes singly, sometimes in company,
wandering about through a coruscating
iridescence. In all cases his face was pale and
distressed, and in some he gesticulated towards
the dreamer. One or two of the boys, evidently
under the influence of nightmare, fancied that
Plattner approached them with remarkable swiftness,
and seemed to look closely into their very
eyes. Others fled with Plattner from the pursuit
of vague and extraordinary creatures of a globular
shape. But all these fancies were forgotten in
enquiries and speculations when, on the Wednesday
next but one after the Monday of the explosion,
Plattner returned.
The circumstances of his return were as singular
as those of his departure. So far as Mr. Lidgett’s
somewhat choleric outline can be filled in from
Plattner’s hesitating statements, it would appear
that on Wednesday evening, towards the hour of
sunset, the former gentleman, having dismissed
45evening preparation, was engaged in his garden,
picking and eating strawberries, a fruit of which
he is inordinately fond. It is a large old-fashioned
garden, secured from observation, fortunately, by
a high and ivy-covered red-brick wall. Just as he
was stooping over a particularly prolific plant,
there was a flash in the air and a heavy thud, and
before he could look round, some heavy body
struck him violently from behind. He was
pitched forward, crushing the strawberries he
held in his hand, and that so roughly, that his
silk hat—Mr. Lidgett adheres to the older ideas
of scholastic costume—was driven violently down
upon his forehead, and almost over one eye.
This heavy missile, which slid over him sideways
and collapsed into a sitting posture among the
strawberry plants, proved to be our long-lost Mr.
Gottfried Plattner, in an extremely dishevelled
condition. He was collarless and hatless, his
linen was dirty, and there was blood upon his
hands. Mr. Lidgett was so indignant and surprised
that he remained on all-fours, and with
his hat jammed down on his eye, while he expostulated
vehemently with Plattner for his disrespectful
and unaccountable conduct.
This scarcely idyllic scene completes what I
may call the exterior version of the Plattner story—its
exoteric aspect. It is quite unnecessary to
enter here into all the details of his dismissal by
Mr. Lidgett. Such details, with the full names
46and dates and references, will be found in the
larger report of these occurrences that was laid
before the Society for the Investigation of Abnormal
Phenomena. The singular transposition of
Plattner’s right and left sides was scarcely observed
for the first day or so, and then first in
connection with his disposition to write from right
to left across the blackboard. He concealed
rather than ostended this curious confirmatory
circumstance, as he considered it would unfavourably
affect his prospects in a new situation.
The displacement of his heart was discovered
some months after, when he was having a tooth
extracted under anæsthetics. He then, very unwillingly,
allowed a cursory surgical examination
to be made of himself, with a view to a brief
account in the “Journal of Anatomy.” That
exhausts the statement of the material facts; and
we may now go on to consider Plattner’s account
of the matter.
But first let us clearly differentiate between the
preceding portion of this story and what is to
follow. All I have told thus far is established by
such evidence as even a criminal lawyer would
approve. Every one of the witnesses is still
alive; the reader, if he have the leisure, may
hunt the lads out to-morrow, or even brave the
terrors of the redoubtable Lidgett, and cross-examine
and trap and test to his heart’s content;
Gottfried Plattner, himself, and his twisted heart
47and his three photographs are producible. It
may be taken as proved that he did disappear for
nine days as the consequence of an explosion;
that he returned almost as violently, under circumstances
in their nature annoying to Mr.
Lidgett, whatever the details of those circumstances
may be; and that he returned inverted,
just as a reflection returns from a mirror. From
the last fact, as I have already stated, it follows
almost inevitably that Plattner, during those nine
days, must have been in some state of existence
altogether out of space. The evidence to these
statements is, indeed, far stronger than that upon
which most murderers are hanged. But for his
own particular account of where he had been,
with its confused explanations and well-nigh self-contradictory
details, we have only Mr. Gottfried
Plattner’s word. I do not wish to discredit that,
but I must point out—what so many writers
upon obscure psychic phenomena fail to do—that
we are passing here from the practically
undeniable to that kind of matter which any
reasonable man is entitled to believe or reject
as he thinks proper. The previous statements
render it plausible; its discordance with common
experience tilts it towards the incredible. I
would prefer not to sway the beam of the reader’s
judgment either way, but simply to tell the story
as Plattner told it me.
He gave me his narrative, I may state, at my
48house at Chislehurst, and so soon as he had left
me that evening, I went into my study and wrote
down everything as I remembered it. Subsequently
he was good enough to read over a typewritten
copy, so that its substantial correctness is
undeniable.
He states that at the moment of the explosion
he distinctly thought he was killed. He felt lifted
off his feet and driven forcibly backward. It is a
curious fact for psychologists that he thought
clearly during his backward flight, and wondered
whether he should hit the chemistry cupboard or
the blackboard easel. His heels struck ground,
and he staggered and fell heavily into a sitting
position on something soft and firm. For a
moment the concussion stunned him. He became
aware at once of a vivid scent of singed
hair, and he seemed to hear the voice of Lidgett
asking for him. You will understand that for a
time his mind was greatly confused.
At first he was distinctly under the impression
that he was still in the classroom. He perceived
quite distinctly the surprise of the boys and the
entry of Mr. Lidgett. He is quite positive upon
that score. He did not hear their remarks; but
that he ascribed to the deafening effect of the
experiment. Things about him seemed curiously
dark and faint, but his mind explained that on the
obvious but mistaken idea that the explosion had
engendered a huge volume of dark smoke.
49Through the dimness the figures of Lidgett and
the boys moved, as faint and silent as ghosts.
Plattner’s face still tingled with the stinging heat
of the flash. He was, he says, “all muddled.”
His first definite thoughts seem to have been of
his personal safety. He thought he was perhaps
blinded and deafened. He felt his limbs and face
in a gingerly manner. Then his perceptions
grew clearer, and he was astonished to miss the
old familiar desks and other schoolroom furniture
about him. Only dim, uncertain, grey shapes
stood in the place of these. Then came a thing
that made him shout aloud, and awoke his stunned
faculties to instant activity. Two of the boys, gesticulating,
walked one after the other clean through
him! Neither manifested the slightest consciousness
of his presence. It is difficult to imagine
the sensation he felt. They came against him, he
says, with no more force than a wisp of mist.
Plattner’s first thought after that was that he
was dead. Having been brought up with thoroughly
sound views in these matters, however, he
was a little surprised to find his body still about
him. His second conclusion was that he was not
dead, but that the others were: that the explosion
had destroyed the Sussexville Proprietary School
and every soul in it except himself. But that,
too, was scarcely satisfactory. He was thrown
back upon astonished observation.
Everything about him was extraordinarily dark:
50at first it seemed to have an altogether ebony
blackness. Overhead was a black firmament.
The only touch of light in the scene was a faint
greenish glow at the edge of the sky in one direction,
which threw into prominence a horizon of
undulating black hills. This, I say, was his impression
at first. As his eye grew accustomed to
the darkness, he began to distinguish a faint
quality of differentiating greenish colour in the
circumambient night. Against this background
the furniture and occupants of the classroom, it
seems, stood out like phosphorescent spectres,
faint and impalpable. He extended his hand,
and thrust it without an effort through the wall of
the room by the fireplace.
He describes himself as making a strenuous
effort to attract attention. He shouted to Lidgett,
and tried to seize the boys as they went to and
fro. He only desisted from these attempts when
Mrs. Lidgett, whom he (as an Assistant Master)
naturally disliked, entered the room. He says the
sensation of being in the world, and yet not a
part of it, was an extraordinarily disagreeable one.
He compared his feelings, not inaptly, to those
of a cat watching a mouse through a window.
Whenever he made a motion to communicate
with the dim, familiar world about him, he found
an invisible, incomprehensible barrier preventing
intercourse.
He then turned his attention to his solid environment.
51He found the medicine bottle still
unbroken in his hand, with the remainder of the
green powder therein. He put this in his pocket,
and began to feel about him. Apparently, he was
sitting on a boulder of rock covered with a velvety
moss. The dark country about him he was unable
to see, the faint, misty picture of the schoolroom
blotting it out, but he had a feeling (due
perhaps to a cold wind) that he was near the crest
of a hill, and that a steep valley fell away beneath
his feet. The green glow along the edge of the
sky seemed to be growing in extent and intensity.
He stood up, rubbing his eyes.
It would seem that he made a few steps, going
steeply downhill, and then stumbled, nearly fell,
and sat down again upon a jagged mass of rock
to watch the dawn. He became aware that the
world about him was absolutely silent. It was as
still as it was dark, and though there was a cold
wind blowing up the hill-face, the rustle of grass,
the soughing of the boughs that should have
accompanied it, were absent. He could hear,
therefore, if he could not see, that the hillside
upon which he stood was rocky and desolate.
The green grew brighter every moment, and as it
did so, a faint, transparent blood-red mingled
with, but did not mitigate, the blackness of the
sky overhead and the rocky desolations about
him. Having regard to what follows, I am inclined
to think that that redness may have been
52an optical effect due to contrast. Something
black fluttered momentarily against the livid yellow-green
of the lower sky, and then the thin and
penetrating voice of a bell rose out of the black
gulf below him. An oppressive expectation grew
with the growing light.
It is probable that an hour or more elapsed
while he sat there, the strange green light growing
brighter every moment, and spreading slowly, in
flamboyant fingers, upward towards the zenith.
As it grew, the spectral vision of our world became
relatively or absolutely fainter. Probably both,
for the time must have been about that of our
earthly sunset. So far as his vision of our world
went, Plattner, by his few steps downhill, had
passed through the floor of the classroom, and
was now, it seemed, sitting in mid-air in the
larger schoolroom downstairs. He saw the
boarders distinctly, but much more faintly than
he had seen Lidgett. They were preparing their
evening tasks, and he noticed with interest that
several were cheating with their Euclid riders by
means of a crib, a compilation whose existence
he had hitherto never suspected. As the time
passed, they faded steadily, as steadily as the light
of the green dawn increased.
Looking down into the valley, he saw that the
light had crept far down its rocky sides, and that
the profound blackness of the abyss was now
broken by a minute green glow, like the light
53of a glow-worm. And almost immediately the
limb of a huge heavenly body of blazing green
rose over the basaltic undulations of the distant
hills, and the monstrous hill-masses about him
came out gaunt and desolate, in green light and
deep, ruddy black shadows. He became aware
of a vast number of ball-shaped objects drifting as
thistledown drifts over the high ground. There
were none of these nearer to him than the opposite
side of the gorge. The bell below twanged
quicker and quicker, with something like impatient
insistence, and several lights moved hither
and thither. The boys at work at their desks were
now almost imperceptibly faint.
This extinction of our world, when the green
sun of this other universe rose, is a curious point
upon which Plattner insists. During the Other-World
night, it is difficult to move about, on
account of the vividness with which the things
of this world are visible. It becomes a riddle
to explain why, if this is the case, we in this
world catch no glimpse of the Other-World. It
is due, perhaps, to the comparatively vivid illumination
of this world of ours. Plattner describes
the midday of the Other-World, at its brightest,
as not being nearly so bright as this world at full
moon, while its night is profoundly black. Consequently,
the amount of light, even in an ordinary
dark room, is sufficient to render the things of the
Other-World invisible, on the same principle that
54faint phosphorescence is only visible in the profoundest
darkness. I have tried, since he told me
his story, to see something of the Other-World by
sitting for a long space in a photographer’s dark
room at night. I have certainly seen indistinctly
the form of greenish slopes and rocks, but only, I
must admit, very indistinctly indeed. The reader
may possibly be more successful. Plattner tells
me that since his return he has dreamt and seen
and recognised places in the Other-World, but
this is probably due to his memory of these
scenes. It seems quite possible that people with
unusually keen eyesight may occasionally catch a
glimpse of this strange Other-World about us.
However, this is a digression. As the green
sun rose, a long street of black buildings became
perceptible, though only darkly and indistinctly,
in the gorge, and, after some hesitation, Plattner
began to clamber down the precipitous descent
towards them. The descent was long and exceedingly
tedious, being so not only by the
extraordinary steepness, but also by reason of
the looseness of the boulders with which the
whole face of the hill was strewn. The noise of
his descent—now and then his heels struck fire
from the rocks—seemed now the only sound in
the universe, for the beating of the bell had
ceased. As he drew nearer, he perceived that
the various edifices had a singular resemblance
to tombs and mausoleums and monuments, saving
55only that they were all uniformly black instead of
being white, as most sepulchres are. And then he
saw, crowding out of the largest building, very
much as people disperse from church, a number
of pallid, rounded, pale-green figures. These dispersed
in several directions about the broad street
of the place, some going through side alleys and
reappearing upon the steepness of the hill, others
entering some of the small black buildings which
lined the way.
At the sight of these things drifting up towards
him, Plattner stopped, staring. They were not
walking, they were indeed limbless, and they had
the appearance of human heads, beneath which a
tadpole-like body swung. He was too astonished
at their strangeness, too full, indeed, of strangeness,
to be seriously alarmed by them. They
drove towards him, in front of the chill wind that
was blowing uphill, much as soap-bubbles drive
before a draught. And as he looked at the
nearest of those approaching, he saw it was
indeed a human head, albeit with singularly
large eyes, and wearing such an expression of
distress and anguish as he had never seen before
upon mortal countenance. He was surprised to
find that it did not turn to regard him, but seemed
to be watching and following some unseen moving
thing. For a moment he was puzzled, and then
it occurred to him that this creature was watching
with its enormous eyes something that was happening
56in the world he had just left. Nearer it
came, and nearer, and he was too astonished to
cry out. It made a very faint fretting sound as it
came close to him. Then it struck his face with
a gentle pat,—its touch was very cold,—and
drove past him, and upward towards the crest of
the hill.
An extraordinary conviction flashed across
Plattner’s mind that this head had a strong
likeness to Lidgett. Then he turned his attention
to the other heads that were now swarming
thickly up the hillside. None made the slightest
sign of recognition. One or two, indeed, came
close to his head and almost followed the example
of the first, but he dodged convulsively out of the
way. Upon most of them he saw the same expression
of unavailing regret he had seen upon
the first, and heard the same faint sounds of
wretchedness from them. One or two wept, and
one rolling swiftly uphill wore an expression of
diabolical rage. But others were cold, and
several had a look of gratified interest in their
eyes. One, at least, was almost in an ecstasy of
happiness. Plattner does not remember that he
recognised any more likenesses in those he saw
at this time.
For several hours, perhaps, Plattner watched
these strange things dispersing themselves over
the hills, and not till long after they had ceased
to issue from the clustering black buildings in the
57gorge, did he resume his downward climb. The
darkness about him increased so much that he
had a difficulty in stepping true. Overhead the
sky was now a bright, pale green. He felt neither
hunger nor thirst. Later, when he did, he found
a chilly stream running down the centre of the
gorge, and the rare moss upon the boulders, when
he tried it at last in desperation, was good to
eat.
He groped about among the tombs that ran
down the gorge, seeking vaguely for some clue to
these inexplicable things. After a long time he
came to the entrance of the big mausoleum-like
building from which the heads had issued. In
this he found a group of green lights burning
upon a kind of basaltic altar, and a bell-rope from
a belfry overhead hanging down into the centre of
the place. Round the wall ran a lettering of fire
in a character unknown to him. While he was
still wondering at the purport of these things, he
heard the receding tramp of heavy feet echoing
far down the street. He ran out into the darkness
again, but he could see nothing. He had a
mind to pull the bell-rope, and finally decided to
follow the footsteps. But, although he ran far, he
never overtook them; and his shouting was of no
avail. The gorge seemed to extend an interminable
distance. It was as dark as earthly starlight
throughout its length, while the ghastly green day
lay along the upper edge of its precipices. There
58were none of the heads, now, below. They were
all, it seemed, busily occupied along the upper
slopes. Looking up, he saw them drifting hither
and thither, some hovering stationary, some flying
swiftly through the air. It reminded him, he said,
of “big snowflakes;” only these were black and
pale green.
In pursuing the firm, undeviating footsteps that
he never overtook, in groping into new regions of
this endless devil’s dyke, in clambering up and
down the pitiless heights, in wandering about the
summits, and in watching the drifting faces, Plattner
states that he spent the better part of seven
or eight days. He did not keep count, he says.
Though once or twice he found eyes watching
him, he had word with no living soul. He slept
among the rocks on the hillside. In the gorge
things earthly were invisible, because, from the
earthly standpoint, it was far underground. On
the altitudes, so soon as the earthly day began,
the world became visible to him. He found himself
sometimes stumbling over the dark-green
rocks, or arresting himself on a precipitous brink,
while all about him the green branches of the
Sussexville lanes were swaying; or, again, he
seemed to be walking through the Sussexville
streets, or watching unseen the private business
of some household. And then it was he discovered,
that to almost every human being in our
world there pertained some of these drifting
59heads: that every one in the world is watched
intermittently by these helpless disembodiments.
What are they—these Watchers of the Living?
Plattner never learned. But two, that presently
found and followed him, were like his childhood’s
memory of his father and mother. Now and then
other faces turned their eyes upon him: eyes like
those of dead people who had swayed him, or injured
him, or helped him in his youth and manhood.
Whenever they looked at him, Plattner
was overcome with a strange sense of responsibility.
To his mother he ventured to speak; but
she made no answer. She looked sadly, steadfastly,
and tenderly—a little reproachfully, too, it
seemed—into his eyes.
He simply tells this story: he does not endeavour
to explain. We are left to surmise who these
Watchers of the Living may be, or if they are
indeed the Dead, why they should so closely and
passionately watch a world they have left for ever.
It may be—indeed to my mind it seems just—that,
when our life has closed, when evil or good
is no longer a choice for us, we may still have to
witness the working out of the train of consequences
we have laid. If human souls continue
after death, then surely human interests continue
after death. But that is merely my own guess at
the meaning of the things seen. Plattner offers
no interpretation, for none was given him. It is
well the reader should understand this clearly.
60Day after day, with his head reeling, he wandered
about this strange-lit world outside the world,
weary and, towards the end, weak and hungry.
By day—by our earthly day, that is—the ghostly
vision of the old familiar scenery of Sussexville,
all about him, irked and worried him. He could
not see where to put his feet, and ever and again
with a chilly touch one of these Watching Souls
would come against his face. And after dark the
multitude of these Watchers about him, and their
intent distress, confused his mind beyond describing.
A great longing to return to the earthly life
that was so near and yet so remote consumed
him. The unearthliness of things about him produced
a positively painful mental distress. He
was worried beyond describing by his own particular
followers. He would shout at them to
desist from staring at him, scold at them, hurry
away from them. They were always mute and
intent. Run as he might over the uneven ground,
they followed his destinies.
On the ninth day, towards evening, Plattner
heard the invisible footsteps approaching, far
away down the gorge. He was then wandering
over the broad crest of the same hill upon which
he had fallen in his entry into this strange Other-World
of his. He turned to hurry down into the
gorge, feeling his way hastily, and was arrested by
the sight of the thing that was happening in a
room in a back street near the school. Both of
61the people in the room he knew by sight. The
windows were open, the blinds up, and the setting
sun shone clearly into it, so that it came out quite
brightly at first, a vivid oblong of room, lying like
a magic-lantern picture upon the black landscape
and the livid green dawn. In addition to the
sunlight, a candle had just been lit in the room.
On the bed lay a lank man, his ghastly white
face terrible upon the tumbled pillow. His
clenched hands were raised above his head. A
little table beside the bed carried a few medicine
bottles, some toast and water, and an empty glass.
Every now and then the lank man’s lips fell apart,
to indicate a word he could not articulate. But
the woman did not notice that he wanted anything,
because she was busy turning out papers
from an old-fashioned bureau in the opposite
corner of the room. At first the picture was very
vivid indeed, but as the green dawn behind it
grew brighter and brighter, so it became fainter
and more and more transparent.
As the echoing footsteps paced nearer and
nearer, those footsteps that sound so loud in that
Other-World and come so silently in this, Plattner
perceived about him a great multitude of dim
faces gathering together out of the darkness and
watching the two people in the room. Never
before had he seen so many of the Watchers of
the Living. A multitude had eyes only for the
sufferer in the room, another multitude, in infinite
62anguish, watched the woman as she hunted with
greedy eyes for something she could not find.
They crowded about Plattner, they came across
his sight and buffeted his face, the noise of their
unavailing regrets was all about him. He saw
clearly only now and then. At other times the
picture quivered dimly, through the veil of green
reflections upon their movements. In the room
it must have been very still, and Plattner says the
candle flame streamed up into a perfectly vertical
line of smoke, but in his ears each footfall and its
echoes beat like a clap of thunder. And the
faces! Two, more particularly near the woman’s:
one a woman’s also, white and clear-featured, a
face which might have once been cold and hard,
but which was now softened by the touch of a
wisdom strange to earth. The other might have
been the woman’s father. Both were evidently
absorbed in the contemplation of some act of
hateful meanness, so it seemed, which they could
no longer guard against and prevent. Behind
were others, teachers, it may be, who had taught
ill, friends whose influence had failed. And over
the man, too—a multitude, but none that seemed
to be parents or teachers! Faces that might once
have been coarse, now purged to strength by sorrow!
And in the forefront one face, a girlish one,
neither angry nor remorseful, but merely patient
and weary, and, as it seemed to Plattner, waiting
for relief. His powers of description fail him at
63the memory of this multitude of ghastly countenances.
They gathered on the stroke of the bell.
He saw them all in the space of a second. It
would seem that he was so worked on by his
excitement that, quite involuntarily, his restless
fingers took the bottle of green powder out of his
pocket and held it before him. But he does not
remember that.
Abruptly the footsteps ceased. He waited for
the next, and there was silence, and then suddenly,
cutting through the unexpected stillness like a
keen, thin blade, came the first stroke of the bell.
At that the multitudinous faces swayed to and fro
and a louder crying began all about him. The
woman did not hear; she was burning something
now in the candle flame. At the second stroke
everything grew dim, and a breath of wind, icy
cold, blew through the host of watchers. They
swirled about him like an eddy of dead leaves in
the spring, and at the third stroke something was
extended through them to the bed. You have
heard of a beam of light. This was like a beam
of darkness, and looking again at it, Plattner saw
that it was a shadowy arm and hand.
The green sun was now topping the black desolations
of the horizon, and the vision of the room
was very faint. Plattner could see that the white
of the bed struggled, and was convulsed; and
that the woman looked round over her shoulder at
it, startled.
64The cloud of watchers lifted high like a puff of
green dust before the wind, and swept swiftly
downward towards the temple in the gorge.
Then suddenly Plattner understood the meaning
of the shadowy black arm that stretched across his
shoulder and clutched its prey. He did not dare
turn his head to see the Shadow behind the arm.
With a violent effort, and covering his eyes, he set
himself to run, made, perhaps, twenty strides, then
slipped on a boulder, and fell. He fell forward
on his hands; and the bottle smashed and exploded
as he touched the ground.
In another moment he found himself, stunned
and bleeding, sitting face to face with Lidgett in
the old walled garden behind the school.
There the story of Plattner’s experiences ends.
I have resisted, I believe successfully, the natural
disposition of a writer of fiction to dress up incidents
of this sort. I have told the thing as far as
possible in the order in which Plattner told it to
me. I have carefully avoided any attempt at style,
effect, or construction. It would have been easy,
for instance, to have worked the scene of the
death-bed into a kind of plot in which Plattner
might have been involved. But, quite apart from
the objectionableness of falsifying a most extraordinary
true story, any such trite devices would spoil,
to my mind, the peculiar effect of this dark world,
with its livid green illumination and its drifting
65Watchers of the Living, which, unseen and unapproachable
to us, is yet lying all about us.
It remains to add, that a death did actually
occur in Vincent Terrace, just beyond the school
garden, and, so far as can be proved, at the
moment of Plattner’s return. Deceased was a rate-collector
and insurance agent. His widow, who
was much younger than himself, married last
month a Mr. Whymper, a veterinary surgeon of
Allbeeding. As the portion of this story given
here has in various forms circulated orally in
Sussexville, she has consented to my use of her
name, on condition that I make it distinctly known
that she emphatically contradicts every detail of
Plattner’s account of her husband’s last moments.
She burnt no will, she says, although Plattner
never accused her of doing so; her husband made
but one will, and that just after their marriage.
Certainly, from a man who had never seen it,
Plattner’s account of the furniture of the room was
curiously accurate.
One other thing, even at the risk of an irksome
repetition, I must insist upon, lest I seem to
favour the credulous, superstitious view. Plattner’s
absence from the world for nine days is, I think,
proved. But that does not prove his story. It is
quite conceivable that even outside space hallucinations
may be possible. That, at least, the
reader must bear distinctly in mind.
THE ARGONAUTS OF THE AIR
66
One saw Monson’s flying-machine from the windows
of the trains passing either along the South-Western
main line or along the line between
Wimbledon and Worcester Park,—to be more
exact, one saw the huge scaffoldings which limited
the flight of the apparatus. They rose over the
tree-tops, a massive alley of interlacing iron and
timber, and an enormous web of ropes and tackle,
extending the best part of two miles. From the
Leatherhead branch this alley was foreshortened
and in part hidden by a hill with villas; but from
the main line one had it in profile, a complex
tangle of girders and curving bars, very impressive
to the excursionists from Portsmouth and
Southampton and the West. Monson had taken
up the work where Maxim had left it, had gone
on at first with an utter contempt for the journalistic
wit and ignorance that had irritated and
hampered his predecessor, and had spent (it was
said) rather more than half his immense fortune
upon his experiments. The results, to an impatient
generation, seemed inconsiderable. When
some five years had passed after the growth of the
colossal iron groves at Worcester Park, and Monson
still failed to put in a fluttering appearance
67over Trafalgar Square, even the Isle of Wight
trippers felt their liberty to smile. And such intelligent
people as did not consider Monson a fool
stricken with the mania for invention, denounced
him as being (for no particular reason) a self-advertising
quack.
Yet now and again a morning trainload of season-ticket
holders would see a white monster rush
headlong through the airy tracery of guides and
bars, and hear the further stays, nettings, and
buffers snap, creak, and groan with the impact of
the blow. Then there would be an efflorescence
of black-set white-rimmed faces along the sides of
the train, and the morning papers would be neglected
for a vigorous discussion of the possibility
of flying (in which nothing new was ever said by
any chance), until the train reached Waterloo,
and its cargo of season-ticket holders dispersed
themselves over London. Or the fathers and
mothers in some multitudinous train of weary
excursionists returning exhausted from a day of
rest by the sea, would find the dark fabric, standing
out against the evening sky, useful in diverting
some bilious child from its introspection, and be
suddenly startled by the swift transit of a huge
black flapping shape that strained upward against
the guides. It was a great and forcible thing
beyond dispute, and excellent for conversation;
yet, all the same, it was but flying in leading-strings,
and most of those who witnessed it
68scarcely counted its flight as flying. More of a
switchback it seemed to the run of the folk.
Monson, I say, did not trouble himself very
keenly about the opinions of the press at first.
But possibly he, even, had formed but a poor idea
of the time it would take before the tactics of
flying were mastered, the swift assured adjustment
of the big soaring shape to every gust and chance
movement of the air; nor had he clearly reckoned
the money this prolonged struggle against
gravitation would cost him. And he was not so
pachydermatous as he seemed. Secretly he had
his periodical bundles of cuttings sent him by
Romeike, he had his periodical reminders from his
banker; and if he did not mind the initial ridicule
and scepticism, he felt the growing neglect as the
months went by and the money dribbled away.
Time was when Monson had sent the enterprising
journalist, keen after readable matter, empty from
his gates. But when the enterprising journalist
ceased from troubling, Monson was anything but
satisfied in his heart of hearts. Still day by day
the work went on, and the multitudinous subtle
difficulties of the steering diminished in number.
Day by day, too, the money trickled away, until
his balance was no longer a matter of hundreds
of thousands, but of tens. And at last came an
anniversary.
Monson, sitting in the little drawing-shed, suddenly
noticed the date on Woodhouse’s calendar.
69“It was five years ago to-day that we began,”
he said to Woodhouse suddenly.
“Is it?” said Woodhouse.
“It’s the alterations play the devil with us,”
said Monson, biting a paper-fastener.
The drawings for the new vans to the hinder
screw lay on the table before him as he spoke.
He pitched the mutilated brass paper-fastener
into the waste-paper basket and drummed with
his fingers. “These alterations! Will the mathematicians
ever be clever enough to save us all this
patching and experimenting. Five years—learning
by rule of thumb, when one might think that it
was possible to calculate the whole thing out
beforehand. The cost of it! I might have hired
three senior wranglers for life. But they’d only
have developed some beautifully useless theorems
in pneumatics. What a time it has been,
Woodhouse!”
“These mouldings will take three weeks,” said
Woodhouse. “At special prices.”
“Three weeks!” said Monson, and sat drumming.
“Three weeks certain,” said Woodhouse, an
excellent engineer, but no good as a comforter.
He drew the sheets towards him and began shading
a bar.
Monson stopped drumming and began to bite
his finger-nails, staring the while at Woodhouse’s
head.
70“How long have they been calling this Monson’s
Folly?” he said suddenly.
“Oh! Year or so,” said Woodhouse, carelessly,
without looking up.
Monson sucked the air in between his teeth, and
went to the window. The stout iron columns
carrying the elevated rails upon which the start of
the machine was made rose up close by, and the
machine was hidden by the upper edge of the
window. Through the grove of iron pillars, red
painted and ornate with rows of bolts, one had a
glimpse of the pretty scenery towards Esher. A
train went gliding noiselessly across the middle
distance, its rattle drowned by the hammering of
the workmen overhead. Monson could imagine
the grinning faces at the windows of the carriages.
He swore savagely under his breath, and dabbed
viciously at a blowfly that suddenly became noisy
on the window-pane.
“What’s up?” said Woodhouse, staring in surprise
at his employer.
“I’m about sick of this.”
Woodhouse scratched his cheek. “Oh!” he
said, after an assimilating pause. He pushed the
drawing away from him.
“Here these fools—I’m trying to conquer
a new element—trying to do a thing that will
revolutionise life. And instead of taking an intelligent
interest, they grin and make their stupid
jokes, and call me and my appliances names.”
71“Asses!” said Woodhouse, letting his eye fall
again on the drawing.
The epithet, curiously enough, made Monson
wince. “I’m about sick of it, Woodhouse, anyhow,”
he said, after a pause.
Woodhouse shrugged his shoulders.
“There’s nothing for it but patience, I suppose,”
said Monson, sticking his hands in his
pockets. “I’ve started. I’ve made my bed,
and I’ve got to lie on it. I can’t go back. I’ll
see it through, and spend every penny I have
and every penny I can borrow. But I tell you,
Woodhouse, I’m infernally sick of it, all the same.
If I’d paid a tenth part of the money towards
some political greaser’s expenses—I’d have been
a baronet before this.”
Monson paused. Woodhouse stared in front
of him with a blank expression he always employed
to indicate sympathy, and tapped his
pencil-case on the table. Monson stared at him
for a minute.
“Oh, damn!” said Monson, suddenly, and
abruptly rushed out of the room.
Woodhouse continued his sympathetic rigour
for perhaps half a minute. Then he sighed and
resumed the shading of the drawings. Something
had evidently upset Monson. Nice chap, and
generous, but difficult to get on with. It was the
way with every amateur who had anything to do
with engineering—wanted everything finished at
72once. But Monson had usually the patience of
the expert. Odd he was so irritable. Nice and
round that aluminium rod did look now! Woodhouse
threw back his head, and put it, first this
side and then that, to appreciate his bit of shading
better.
“Mr. Woodhouse,” said Hooper, the foreman
of the labourers, putting his head in at the door.
“Hullo!” said Woodhouse, without turning
round.
“Nothing happened, sir?” said Hooper.
“Happened?” said Woodhouse.
“The governor just been up the rails swearing
like a tornader.”
“Oh!” said Woodhouse.
“It ain’t like him, sir.”
“No?”
“And I was thinking perhaps—”
“Don’t think,” said Woodhouse, still admiring
the drawings.
Hooper knew Woodhouse, and he shut the
door suddenly with a vicious slam. Woodhouse
stared stonily before him for some further minutes,
and then made an ineffectual effort to pick his teeth
with his pencil. Abruptly he desisted, pitched that
old, tried, and stumpy servitor across the room,
got up, stretched himself, and followed Hooper.
He looked ruffled—it was visible to every
workman he met. When a millionaire who has
been spending thousands on experiments that employ
73quite a little army of people suddenly indicates
that he is sick of the undertaking, there is
almost invariably a certain amount of mental friction
in the ranks of the little army he employs.
And even before he indicates his intentions there
are speculations and murmurs, a watching of faces
and a study of straws. Hundreds of people knew
before the day was out that Monson was ruffled,
Woodhouse ruffled, Hooper ruffled. A workman’s
wife, for instance (whom Monson had
never seen), decided to keep her money in the
savings-bank instead of buying a velveteen dress.
So far-reaching are even the casual curses of a
millionaire.
Monson found a certain satisfaction in going on
the works and behaving disagreeably to as many
people as possible. After a time even that palled
upon him, and he rode off the grounds, to every
one’s relief there, and through the lanes south-eastward,
to the infinite tribulation of his house
steward at Cheam.
And the immediate cause of it all, the little
grain of annoyance that had suddenly precipitated
all this discontent with his life-work was—these
trivial things that direct all our great decisions!—half
a dozen ill-considered remarks made by a
pretty girl, prettily dressed, with a beautiful voice
and something more than prettiness in her soft
grey eyes. And of these half-dozen remarks, two
words especially—“Monson’s Folly.” She had
74felt she was behaving charmingly to Monson; she
reflected the next day how exceptionally effective
she had been, and no one would have been more
amazed than she, had she learned the effect she
had left on Monson’s mind. I hope, considering
everything, that she never knew.
“How are you getting on with your flying-machine?”
she asked. (“I wonder if I shall
ever meet any one with the sense not to ask that,”
thought Monson.) “It will be very dangerous
at first, will it not?” (“Thinks I’m afraid.”)
“Jorgon is going to play presently; have you
heard him before?” (“My mania being attended
to, we turn to rational conversation.”)
Gush about Jorgon; gradual decline of conversation,
ending with—“You must let me know
when your flying-machine is finished, Mr. Monson,
and then I will consider the advisability of
taking a ticket.” (“One would think I was still
playing inventions in the nursery.”) But the
bitterest thing she said was not meant for Monson’s
ears. To Phlox, the novelist, she was always
conscientiously brilliant. “I have been
talking to Mr. Monson, and he can think of
nothing, positively nothing, but that flying-machine
of his. Do you know, all his workmen call that
place of his ‘Monson’s Folly’? He is quite impossible.
It is really very, very sad. I always
regard him myself in the light of sunken treasure—the
Lost Millionaire, you know.”
75She was pretty and well educated,—indeed,
she had written an epigrammatic novelette; but
the bitterness was that she was typical. She
summarised what the world thought of the man
who was working sanely, steadily, and surely
towards a more tremendous revolution in the appliances
of civilisation, a more far-reaching alteration
in the ways of humanity than has ever been
effected since history began. They did not even
take him seriously. In a little while he would be
proverbial. “I must fly now,” he said on his
way home, smarting with a sense of absolute
social failure. “I must fly soon. If it doesn’t
come off soon, by God! I shall run amuck.”
He said that before he had gone through his
pass-book and his litter of papers. Inadequate as
the cause seems, it was that girl’s voice and the
expression of her eyes that precipitated his discontent.
But certainly the discovery that he had
no longer even one hundred thousand pounds’
worth of realisable property behind him was the
poison that made the wound deadly.
It was the next day after this that he exploded
upon Woodhouse and his workmen, and thereafter
his bearing was consistently grim for three weeks,
and anxiety dwelt in Cheam and Ewell, Malden,
Morden, and Worcester Park, places that had
thriven mightily on his experiments.
Four weeks after that first swearing of his, he
stood with Woodhouse by the reconstructed
76machine as it lay across the elevated railway,
by means of which it gained its initial impetus.
The new propeller glittered a brighter white than
the rest of the machine, and a gilder, obedient to
a whim of Monson’s, was picking out the aluminium
bars with gold. And looking down the long
avenue between the ropes (gilded now with the
sunset), one saw red signals, and two miles away
an anthill of workmen busy altering the last falls
of the run into a rising slope.
“I’ll come,” said Woodhouse. “I’ll come right
enough. But I tell you it’s infernally foolhardy.
If only you would give another year—”
“I tell you I won’t. I tell you the thing works.
I’ve given years enough—”
“It’s not that,” said Woodhouse. “We’re all
right with the machine. But it’s the steering—”
“Haven’t I been rushing, night and morning,
backwards and forwards, through this squirrel’s
cage? If the thing steers true here, it will steer
true all across England. It’s just funk, I tell you,
Woodhouse. We could have gone a year ago.
And besides—”
“Well?” said Woodhouse.
“The money!” snapped Monson, over his
shoulder.
“Hang it! I never thought of the money,”
said Woodhouse, and then, speaking now in a
very different tone to that with which he had said
the words before, he repeated, “I’ll come.
Trust me.”
77Monson turned suddenly, and saw all that
Woodhouse had not the dexterity to say, shining
on his sunset-lit face. He looked for a moment,
then impulsively extended his hand. “Thanks,”
he said.
“All right,” said Woodhouse, gripping the
hand, and with a queer softening of his features.
“Trust me.”
Then both men turned to the big apparatus
that lay with its flat wings extended upon the
carrier, and stared at it meditatively. Monson,
guided perhaps by a photographic study of the
flight of birds, and by Lilienthal’s methods, had
gradually drifted from Maxim’s shapes towards
the bird form again. The thing, however, was
driven by a huge screw behind in the place of
the tail; and so hovering, which needs an almost
vertical adjustment of a flat tail, was rendered
impossible. The body of the machine was
small, almost cylindrical, and pointed. Forward
and aft on the pointed ends were two small
petroleum engines for the screw, and the navigators
sat deep in a canoe-like recess, the foremost
one steering, and being protected by a low
screen, with two plate-glass windows, from the
blinding rush of air. On either side a monstrous
flat framework with a curved front border could
be adjusted so as either to lie horizontally, or to
be tilted upward or down. These wings worked
rigidly together, or, by releasing a pin, one could
78be tilted through a small angle independently of
its fellow. The front edge of either wing could
also be shifted back so as to diminish the wing-area
about one-sixth. The machine was not
only not designed to hover, but it was also
incapable of fluttering. Monson’s idea was to
get into the air with the initial rush of the
apparatus, and then to skim, much as a playingcard
may be skimmed, keeping up the rush by
means of the screw at the stern. Rooks and
gulls fly enormous distances in that way with
scarcely a perceptible movement of the wings.
The bird really drives along on an aërial switchback.
It glides slanting downward for a space,
until it has gained considerable momentum, and
then altering the inclination of its wings, glides
up again almost to its original altitude. Even a
Londoner who has watched the birds in the
aviary in Regent’s Park knows that.
But the bird is practising this art from the
moment it leaves its nest. It has not only
the perfect apparatus, but the perfect instinct to
use it. A man off his feet has the poorest
skill in balancing. Even the simple trick of the
bicycle costs him some hours of labour. The
instantaneous adjustments of the wings, the quick
response to a passing breeze, the swift recovery
of equilibrium, the giddy, eddying movements
that require such absolute precision—all that
he must learn, learn with infinite labour and
79infinite danger, if ever he is to conquer flying.
The flying-machine that will start off some fine
day, driven by neat “little levers,” with a nice
open deck like a liner, and all loaded up with
bomb-shells and guns, is the easy dreaming of a
literary man. In lives and in treasure the cost of
the conquest of the empire of the air may even
exceed all that has been spent in man’s great
conquest of the sea. Certainly it will be costlier
than the greatest war that has ever devastated the
world.
No one knew these things better than these two
practical men. And they knew they were in the
front rank of the coming army. Yet there is hope
even in a forlorn hope. Men are killed outright
in the reserves sometimes, while others who have
been left for dead in the thickest corner crawl out
and survive.
“If we miss these meadows—” said Woodhouse,
presently in his slow way.
“My dear chap,” said Monson, whose spirits
had been rising fitfully during the last few days,
“we mustn’t miss these meadows. There’s a
quarter of a square mile for us to hit, fences
removed, ditches levelled. We shall come down
all right—rest assured. And if we don’t—”
“Ah!” said Woodhouse. “If we don’t!”
Before the day of the start, the newspaper people
got wind of the alterations at the northward end
of the framework, and Monson was cheered by a
80decided change in the comments Romeike forwarded
him. “He will be off some day,” said the
papers. “He will be off some day,” said the
South-Western season-ticket holders one to another;
the seaside excursionists, the Saturday-to-Monday
trippers from Sussex and Hampshire and
Dorset and Devon, the eminent literary people
from Hazlemere, all remarked eagerly one to
another, “He will be off some day,” as the familiar
scaffolding came in sight. And actually, one bright
morning, in full view of the ten-past-ten train from
Basingstoke, Monson’s flying-machine started on
its journey.
They saw the carrier running swiftly along its
rail, and the white-and-gold screw spinning in the
air. They heard the rapid rumble of wheels, and a
thud as the carrier reached the buffers at the end
of its run. Then a whirr as the flying-machine
was shot forward into the networks. All that the
majority of them had seen and heard before. The
thing went with a drooping flight through the framework
and rose again, and then every beholder
shouted, or screamed, or yelled, or shrieked after
his kind. For instead of the customary concussion
and stoppage, the flying-machine flew out of its
five years’ cage like a bolt from a crossbow, and
drove slantingly upward into the air, curved round
a little, so as to cross the line, and soared in the
direction of Wimbledon Common.
It seemed to hang momentarily in the air and
81grow smaller, then it ducked and vanished over the
clustering blue tree-tops to the east of Coombe Hill,
and no one stopped staring and gasping until long
after it had disappeared.
That was what the people in the train from
Basingstoke saw. If you had drawn a line down
the middle of that train, from engine to guard’s van,
you would not have found a living soul on the
opposite side to the flying-machine. It was a mad
rush from window to window as the thing crossed
the line. And the engine-driver and stoker never
took their eyes off the low hills about Wimbledon,
and never noticed that they had run clean through
Coombe and Malden and Raynes Park, until, with
returning animation, they found themselves pelting,
at the most indecent pace, into Wimbledon
station.
From the moment when Monson had started the
carrier with a “Now!” neither he nor Woodhouse
said a word. Both men sat with clenched teeth.
Monson had crossed the line with a curve that was
too sharp, and Woodhouse had opened and shut
his white lips; but neither spoke. Woodhouse
simply gripped his seat, and breathed sharply
through his teeth, watching the blue country to the
west rushing past, and down, and away from him.
Monson knelt at his post forward, and his hands
trembled on the spoked wheel that moved the
wings. He could see nothing before him but a
mass of white clouds in the sky.
82The machine went slanting upward, travelling
with an enormous speed still, but losing momentum
every moment. The land ran away underneath
with diminishing speed.
“Now!” said Woodhouse at last, and with a
violent effort Monson wrenched over the wheel and
altered the angle of the wings. The machine
seemed to hang for half a minute motionless in
mid-air, and then he saw the hazy blue house-covered
hills of Kilburn and Hampstead jump up
before his eyes and rise steadily, until the little
sunlit dome of the Albert Hall appeared through
his windows. For a moment he scarcely understood
the meaning of this upward rush of the horizon,
but as the nearer and nearer houses came into
view, he realised what he had done. He had
turned the wings over too far, and they were swooping
steeply downward towards the Thames.
The thought, the question, the realisation were
all the business of a second of time. “Too much!”
gasped Woodhouse. Monson brought the wheel
half-way back with a jerk, and forthwith the Kilburn
and Hampstead ridge dropped again to the lower
edge of his windows. They had been a thousand
feet above Coombe and Malden station; fifty seconds
after they whizzed, at a frightful pace, not
eighty feet above the East Putney station, on the
Metropolitan District line, to the screaming astonishment
of a platform full of people. Monson flung
up the vans against the air, and over Fulham they
83rushed up their atmospheric switchback again,
steeply—too steeply. The ’busses went floundering
across the Fulham Road, the people yelled.
Then down again, too steeply still, and the distant
trees and houses about Primrose Hill leapt up
across Monson’s window, and then suddenly he
saw straight before him the greenery of Kensington
Gardens and the towers of the Imperial Institute.
They were driving straight down upon South
Kensington. The pinnacles of the Natural History
Museum rushed up into view. There came one
fatal second of swift thought, a moment of hesitation.
Should he try and clear the towers, or
swerve eastward?
He made a hesitating attempt to release the right
wing, left the catch half released, and gave a frantic
clutch at the wheel.
The nose of the machine seemed to leap up
before him. The wheel pressed his hand with
irresistible force, and jerked itself out of his
control.
Woodhouse, sitting crouched together, gave a
hoarse cry, and sprang up towards Monson. “Too
far!” he cried, and then he was clinging to the
gunwale for dear life, and Monson had been jerked
clean overhead, and was falling backwards upon
him.
So swiftly had the thing happened that barely a
quarter of the people going to and fro in Hyde
Park, and Brompton Road, and the Exhibition
84Road saw anything of the aërial catastrophe. A
distant winged shape had appeared above the
clustering houses to the south, had fallen and risen,
growing larger as it did so; had swooped swiftly
down towards the Imperial Institute, a broad
spread of flying wings, had swept round in a quarter
circle, dashed eastward, and then suddenly
sprang vertically into the air. A black object shot
out of it, and came spinning downward. A man!
Two men clutching each other! They came
whirling down, separated as they struck the roof
of the Students’ Club, and bounded off into the
green bushes on its southward side.
For perhaps half a minute, the pointed stem of
the big machine still pierced vertically upward, the
screw spinning desperately. For one brief instant,
that yet seemed an age to all who watched, it had
hung motionless in mid-air. Then a spout of
yellow flame licked up its length from the stern
engine, and swift, swifter, swifter, and flaring like
a rocket, it rushed down upon the solid mass of
masonry which was formerly the Royal College of
Science. The big screw of white and gold touched
the parapet, and crumpled up like wet linen.
Then the blazing spindle-shaped body smashed
and splintered, smashing and splintering in its fall,
upon the north-westward angle of the building.
But the crash, the flame of blazing paraffin that
shot heavenward from the shattered engines of the
machine, the crushed horrors that were found in
85the garden beyond the Students’ Club, the masses
of yellow parapet and red brick that fell headlong
into the roadway, the running to and fro of people
like ants in a broken anthill, the galloping of fire-engines,
the gathering of crowds—all these things
do not belong to this story, which was written
only to tell how the first of all successful flying-machines
was launched and flew. Though he
failed, and failed disastrously, the record of Monson’s
work remains—a sufficient monument—to
guide the next of that band of gallant experimentalists
who will sooner or later master this great
problem of flying. And between Worcester Park
and Malden there still stands that portentous
avenue of iron-work, rusting now, and dangerous
here and there, to witness to the first
desperate struggle for man’s right of way through
the air.
THE STORY OF THE LATE MR. ELVESHAM
86
I set this story down, not expecting it will be
believed, but, if possible, to prepare a way of
escape for the next victim. He, perhaps, may
profit by my misfortune. My own case, I know,
is hopeless, and I am now in some measure prepared
to meet my fate.
My name is Edward George Eden. I was born
at Trentham, in Staffordshire, my father being
employed in the gardens there. I lost my mother
when I was three years old, and my father when I
was five, my uncle, George Eden, then adopting
me as his own son. He was a single man, self-educated,
and well known in Birmingham as an
enterprising journalist; he educated me generously,
fired my ambition to succeed in the world,
and at his death, which happened four years ago,
left me his entire fortune, a matter of about five
hundred pounds after all outgoing charges were
paid. I was then eighteen. He advised me in
his will to expend the money in completing my
education. I had already chosen the profession
of medicine, and through his posthumous generosity,
and my good fortune in a scholarship
competition, I became a medical student at
87University College, London. At the time of the
beginning of my story I lodged at 11A University
Street, in a little upper room, very shabbily furnished,
and draughty, overlooking the back of
Shoolbred’s premises. I used this little room
both to live in and sleep in, because I was
anxious to eke out my means to the very last
shillingsworth.
I was taking a pair of shoes to be mended at a
shop in the Tottenham Court Road when I first
encountered the little old man with the yellow
face, with whom my life has now become so inextricably
entangled. He was standing on the
kerb, and staring at the number on the door in
a doubtful way, as I opened it. His eyes—they
were dull grey eyes, and reddish under the rims—fell
to my face, and his countenance immediately
assumed an expression of corrugated amiability.
“You come,” he said, “apt to the moment. I
had forgotten the number of your house. How
do you do, Mr. Eden?”
I was a little astonished at his familiar address,
for I had never set eyes on the man before. I
was a little annoyed, too, at his catching me with
my boots under my arm. He noticed my lack of
cordiality.
“Wonder who the deuce I am, eh? A friend,
let me assure you. I have seen you before,
though you haven’t seen me. Is there anywhere
where I can talk to you?”
88I hesitated. The shabbiness of my room upstairs
was not a matter for every stranger. “Perhaps,”
said I, “we might walk down the street.
I’m unfortunately prevented—” My gesture
explained the sentence before I had spoken it.
“The very thing,” he said, and faced this way
and then that. “The street? Which way shall
we go?” I slipped my boots down in the passage.
“Look here!” he said abruptly; “this
business of mine is a rigmarole. Come and lunch
with me, Mr. Eden. I’m an old man, a very old
man, and not good at explanations, and what with
my piping voice and the clatter of the traffic—”
He laid a persuasive, skinny hand that trembled
a little upon my arm.
I was not so old that an old man might not
treat me to a lunch. Yet at the same time I was
not altogether pleased by this abrupt invitation.
“I had rather—” I began. “But I had rather,”
he said, catching me up, “and a certain civility is
surely due to my grey hairs.” And so I consented,
and went with him.
He took me to Blavitski’s; I had to walk
slowly to accommodate myself to his paces; and
over such a lunch as I had never tasted before, he
fended off my leading questions, and I took a
better note of his appearance. His clean-shaven
face was lean and wrinkled, his shrivelled lips fell
over a set of false teeth, and his white hair was
thin and rather long; he seemed small to me,—though,
89indeed, most people seemed small to me,—and
his shoulders were rounded and bent.
And watching him, I could not help but observe
that he too was taking note of me, running his
eyes, with a curious touch of greed in them, over
me, from my broad shoulders to my sun-tanned
hands, and up to my freckled face again. “And
now,” said he, as we lit our cigarettes, “I must
tell you of the business in hand.
“I must tell you, then, that I am an old man,
a very old man.” He paused momentarily.
“And it happens that I have money that I must
presently be leaving, and never a child have I to
leave it to.” I thought of the confidence trick,
and resolved I would be on the alert for the vestiges
of my five hundred pounds. He proceeded
to enlarge on his loneliness, and the trouble he had
to find a proper disposition of his money. “I
have weighed this plan and that plan, charities,
institutions, and scholarships, and libraries, and I
have come to this conclusion at last,”—he fixed
his eyes on my face,—“that I will find some
young fellow, ambitious, pure-minded, and poor,
healthy in body and healthy in mind, and, in
short, make him my heir, give him all that I
have.” He repeated, “Give him all that I have.
So that he will suddenly be lifted out of all the
trouble and struggle in which his sympathies have
been educated, to freedom and influence.”
I tried to seem disinterested. With a transparent
90hypocrisy, I said, “And you want my
help, my professional services, maybe, to find that
person.”
He smiled, and looked at me over his cigarette,
and I laughed at his quiet exposure of my modest
pretence.
“What a career such a man might have!” he
said. “It fills me with envy to think how I have
accumulated that another man may spend—
“But there are conditions, of course, burdens
to be imposed. He must, for instance, take my
name. You cannot expect everything without
some return. And I must go into all the circumstances
of his life before I can accept him. He
must be sound. I must know his heredity, how
his parents and grandparents died, have the strictest
inquiries made into his private morals—”
This modified my secret congratulations a little.
“And do I understand,” said I, “that I—?”
“Yes,” he said, almost fiercely. “You. You.”
I answered never a word. My imagination was
dancing wildly, my innate scepticism was useless
to modify its transports. There was not a particle
of gratitude in my mind—I did not know what
to say nor how to say it. “But why me in particular?”
I said at last.
He had chanced to hear of me from Professor
Haslar, he said, as a typically sound and sane young
man, and he wished, as far as possible, to leave his
money where health and integrity were assured.
91That was my first meeting with the little old
man. He was mysterious about himself; he
would not give his name yet, he said, and after I
had answered some questions of his, he left me at
the Blavitski portal. I noticed that he drew a
handful of gold coins from his pocket when it
came to paying for the lunch. His insistence
upon bodily health was curious. In accordance
with an arrangement we had made I applied that
day for a life policy in the Loyal Insurance Company
for a large sum, and I was exhaustively overhauled
by the medical advisers of that company
in the subsequent week. Even that did not satisfy
him, and he insisted I must be re-examined
by the great Dr. Henderson. It was Friday
in Whitsun week before he came to a decision.
He called me down, quite late in the evening,—nearly
nine it was,—from cramming chemical
equations for my Preliminary Scientific examination.
He was standing in the passage under the
feeble gas lamp, and his face was a grotesque
interplay of shadows. He seemed more bowed
than when I had first seen him, and his cheeks
had sunk in a little.
His voice shook with emotion. “Everything
is satisfactory, Mr. Eden,” he said. “Everything
is quite, quite satisfactory. And this night of all
nights, you must dine with me and celebrate your—accession.”
He was interrupted by a cough.
“You won’t have long to wait, either,” he said,
92wiping his handkerchief across his lips, and
gripping my hand with his long bony claw that
was disengaged. “Certainly not very long to
wait.”
We went into the street and called a cab. I
remember every incident of that drive vividly, the
swift, easy motion, the vivid contrast of gas, and
oil, and electric light, the crowds of people in the
streets, the place in Regent Street to which we
went, and the sumptuous dinner we were served
there. I was disconcerted at first by the well-dressed
waiters’ glances at my rough clothes,
bothered by the stones of the olives, but as the
champagne warmed my blood, my confidence
revived. At first the old man talked of himself.
He had already told me his name in the cab; he
was Egbert Elvesham, the great philosopher,
whose name I had known since I was a lad at
school. It seemed incredible to me that this
man, whose intelligence had so early dominated
mine, this great abstraction, should suddenly realise
itself as this decrepit, familiar figure. I daresay
every young fellow who has suddenly fallen
among celebrities has felt something of my disappointment.
He told me now of the future that
the feeble streams of his life would presently leave
dry for me, houses, copyrights, investments; I
had never suspected that philosophers were so
rich. He watched me drink and eat with a touch
of envy. “What a capacity for living you have!”
93he said; and then, with a sigh, a sigh of relief I
could have thought it, “It will not be long.”
“Ay,” said I, my head swimming now with
champagne; “I have a future perhaps—of a
passing agreeable sort, thanks to you. I shall
now have the honour of your name. But you
have a past. Such a past as is worth all my
future.”
He shook his head and smiled, as I thought,
with half-sad appreciation of my flattering admiration.
“That future,” he said, “would you in
truth change it?” The waiter came with liqueurs.
“You will not perhaps mind taking my name,
taking my position, but would you indeed—willingly—take
my years?”
“With your achievements,” said I, gallantly.
He smiled again. “Kummel—both,” he said
to the waiter, and turned his attention to a little
paper packet he had taken from his pocket.
“This hour,” said he, “this after-dinner hour is
the hour of small things. Here is a scrap of my
unpublished wisdom.” He opened the packet
with his shaking yellow fingers, and showed a little
pinkish powder on the paper. “This,” said he—“well,
you must guess what it is. But Kummel—put
but a dash of this powder in it—is
Himmel.” His large greyish eyes watched mine
with an inscrutable expression.
It was a bit of a shock to me to find this great
teacher gave his mind to the flavour of liqueurs.
94However, I feigned a great interest in his weakness,
for I was drunk enough for such small
sycophancy.
He parted the powder between the little glasses,
and, rising suddenly, with a strange, unexpected
dignity, held out his hand towards me. I imitated
his action, and the glasses rang. “To a
quick succession,” said he, and raised his glass
towards his lips.
“Not that,” I said hastily. “Not that.”
He paused, with the liqueur at the level of his
chin, and his eyes blazing into mine.
“To a long life,” said I.
He hesitated. “To a long life,” said he, with
a sudden bark of laughter, and with eyes fixed on
one another we tilted the little glasses. His eyes
looked straight into mine, and as I drained the
stuff off, I felt a curiously intense sensation. The
first touch of it set my brain in a furious tumult;
I seemed to feel an actual physical stirring in my
skull, and a seething humming filled my ears. I
did not notice the flavour in my mouth, the aroma
that filled my throat; I saw only the grey intensity
of his gaze that burnt into mine. The draught,
the mental confusion, the noise and stirring in my
head, seemed to last an interminable time. Curious
vague impressions of half-forgotten things
danced and vanished on the edge of my consciousness.
At last he broke the spell. With a
sudden explosive sigh he put down his glass.
95“Well?” he said.
“It’s glorious,” said I, though I had not tasted
the stuff.
My head was spinning. I sat down. My brain
was chaos. Then my perception grew clear and
minute as though I saw things in a concave mirror.
His manner seemed to have changed into
something nervous and hasty. He pulled out his
watch and grimaced at it. “Eleven-seven! And
to-night I must—Seven—twenty-five. Waterloo!
I must go at once.” He called for the
bill, and struggled with his coat. Officious waiters
came to our assistance. In another moment I was
wishing him good-bye, over the apron of a cab,
and still with an absurd feeling of minute distinctness,
as though—how can I express it?—I not
only saw but felt through an inverted opera-glass.
“That stuff,” he said. He put his hand to his
forehead. “I ought not to have given it to you.
It will make your head split to-morrow. Wait a
minute. Here.” He handed me out a little flat
thing like a seidlitz-powder. “Take that in water
as you are going to bed. The other thing was a
drug. Not till you’re ready to go to bed, mind.
It will clear your head. That’s all. One more
shake—Futurus!”
I gripped his shrivelled claw. “Good-bye,”
he said, and by the droop of his eyelids I judged
he too was a little under the influence of that
brain-twisting cordial.
96He recollected something else with a start, felt
in his breast-pocket, and produced another packet,
this time a cylinder the size and shape of a shaving-stick.
“Here,” said he. “I’d almost forgotten.
Don’t open this until I come to-morrow—but
take it now.”
It was so heavy that I well-nigh dropped it.
“All ri’!” said I, and he grinned at me through
the cab-window as the cabman flicked his horse
into wakefulness. It was a white packet he had
given me, with red seals at either end and along
its edge. “If this isn’t money,” said I, “it’s
platinum or lead.”
I stuck it with elaborate care into my pocket,
and with a whirling brain walked home through
the Regent Street loiterers and the dark back
streets beyond Portland Road. I remember the
sensations of that walk very vividly, strange as
they were. I was still so far myself that I could
notice my strange mental state, and wonder
whether this stuff I had had was opium—a drug
beyond my experience. It is hard now to describe
the peculiarity of my mental strangeness—mental
doubling vaguely expresses it. As I was
walking up Regent Street I found in my mind a
queer persuasion that it was Waterloo station, and
had an odd impulse to get into the Polytechnic
as a man might get into a train. I put a knuckle
in my eye, and it was Regent Street. How can
I express it? You see a skilful actor looking
97quietly at you, he pulls a grimace, and lo!—another
person. Is it too extravagant if I tell
you that it seemed to me as if Regent Street had,
for the moment, done that? Then, being persuaded
it was Regent Street again, I was oddly
muddled about some fantastic reminiscences that
cropped up. “Thirty years ago,” thought I, “it
was here that I quarrelled with my brother.”
Then I burst out laughing, to the astonishment
and encouragement of a group of night prowlers.
Thirty years ago I did not exist, and never in my
life had I boasted a brother. The stuff was
surely liquid folly, for the poignant regret for that
lost brother still clung to me. Along Portland
Road the madness took another turn. I began
to recall vanished shops, and to compare the
street with what it used to be. Confused, troubled
thinking is comprehensible enough after the drink
I had taken, but what puzzled me were these
curiously vivid phantasm memories that had crept
into my mind, and not only the memories that
had crept in, but also the memories that had
slipped out. I stopped opposite Stevens’, the
natural history dealer’s, and cudgelled my brains
to think what he had to do with me. A ‘bus
went by, and sounded exactly like the rumbling
of a train. I seemed to be dipped into some dark,
remote pit for the recollection. “Of course,” said
I, at last, “he has promised me three frogs to-morrow.
Odd I should have forgotten.”
98Do they still show children dissolving views?
In those I remember one view would begin like a
faint ghost, and grow and oust another. In just
that way it seemed to me that a ghostly set of new
sensations was struggling with those of my ordinary
self.
I went on through Euston Road to Tottenham
Court Road, puzzled, and a little frightened, and
scarcely noticed the unusual way I was taking, for
commonly I used to cut through the intervening
network of back streets. I turned into University
Street, to discover that I had forgotten my number.
Only by a strong effort did I recall 11A, and
even then it seemed to me that it was a thing some
forgotten person had told me. I tried to steady
my mind by recalling the incidents of the dinner,
and for the life of me I could conjure up no
picture of my host’s face; I saw him only as a
shadowy outline, as one might see oneself reflected
in a window through which one was looking.
In his place, however, I had a curious
exterior vision of myself sitting at a table, flushed,
bright-eyed, and talkative.
“I must take this other powder,” said I. “This
is getting impossible.”
I tried the wrong side of the hall for my candle
and the matches, and had a doubt of which landing
my room might be on. “I’m drunk,” I said,
“that’s certain,” and blundered needlessly on the
staircase to sustain the proposition.
99At the first glance my room seemed unfamiliar.
“What rot!” I said, and stared about me. I
seemed to bring myself back by the effort, and
the odd phantasmal quality passed into the concrete
familiar. There was the old glass still, with
my notes on the albumens stuck in the corner of
the frame, my old everyday suit of clothes pitched
about the floor. And yet it was not so real after
all. I felt an idiotic persuasion trying to creep
into my mind, as it were, that I was in a railway
carriage in a train just stopping, that I was peering
out of the window at some unknown station. I
gripped the bed-rail firmly to reassure myself.
“It’s clairvoyance, perhaps,” I said. “I must
write to the Psychical Research Society.”
I put the rouleau on my dressing-table, sat on
my bed and began to take off my boots. It was
as if the picture of my present sensations was
painted over some other picture that was trying
to show through. “Curse it!” said I; “my wits
are going, or am I in two places at once?” Half-undressed,
I tossed the powder into a glass and
drank it off. It effervesced, and became a fluorescent
amber colour. Before I was in bed my mind
was already tranquillised. I felt the pillow at my
cheek, and thereupon I must have fallen asleep.
I awoke abruptly out of a dream of strange
beasts, and found myself lying on my back.
Probably every one knows that dismal, emotional
100dream from which one escapes, awake indeed,
but strangely cowed. There was a curious taste
in my mouth, a tired feeling in my limbs, a sense
of cutaneous discomfort. I lay with my head
motionless on my pillow, expecting that my
feeling of strangeness and terror would probably
pass away, and that I should then doze off again
to sleep. But instead of that, my uncanny sensations
increased. At first I could perceive nothing
wrong about me. There was a faint light in the
room, so faint that it was the very next thing to
darkness, and the furniture stood out in it as vague
blots of absolute darkness. I stared with my eyes
just over the bedclothes.
It came into my mind that some one had entered
the room to rob me of my rouleau of money, but
after lying for some moments, breathing regularly
to simulate sleep, I realised this was mere fancy.
Nevertheless, the uneasy assurance of something
wrong kept fast hold of me. With an effort I
raised my head from the pillow, and peered about
me at the dark. What it was I could not conceive.
I looked at the dim shapes around me,
the greater and lesser darknesses that indicated
curtains, table, fireplace, bookshelves, and so
forth. Then I began to perceive something
unfamiliar in the forms of the darkness. Had
the bed turned round? Yonder should be the
bookshelves, and something shrouded and pallid
rose there, something that would not answer to
101the bookshelves, however I looked at it. It was
far too big to be my shirt thrown on a chair.
Overcoming a childish terror, I threw back the
bedclothes and thrust my leg out of bed. Instead
of coming out of my truckle-bed upon the floor,
I found my foot scarcely reached the edge of the
mattress. I made another step, as it were, and
sat up on the edge of the bed. By the side of
my bed should be the candle, and the matches
upon the broken chair. I put out my hand and
touched—nothing. I waved my hand in the
darkness, and it came against some heavy hanging,
soft and thick in texture, which gave a
rustling noise at my touch. I grasped this and
pulled it; it appeared to be a curtain suspended
over the head of my bed.
I was now thoroughly awake, and beginning to
realise that I was in a strange room. I was puzzled.
I tried to recall the overnight circumstances,
and I found them now, curiously enough, vivid in
my memory: the supper, my reception of the
little packages, my wonder whether I was intoxicated,
my slow undressing, the coolness to
my flushed face of my pillow. I felt a sudden
distrust. Was that last night, or the night before?
At any rate, this room was strange to me, and I
could not imagine how I had got into it. The
dim, pallid outline was growing paler, and I perceived
it was a window, with the dark shape of an
oval toilet-glass against the weak intimation of the
102dawn that filtered through the blind. I stood up,
and was surprised by a curious feeling of weakness
and unsteadiness. With trembling hands outstretched,
I walked slowly towards the window,
getting, nevertheless, a bruise on the knee from
a chair by the way. I fumbled round the glass,
which was large, with handsome brass sconces, to
find the blind-cord. I could not find any. By
chance I took hold of the tassel, and with the
click of a spring the blind ran up.
I found myself looking out upon a scene that
was altogether strange to me. The night was
overcast, and through the flocculent grey of the
heaped clouds there filtered a faint half-light of
dawn. Just at the edge of the sky, the cloud-canopy
had a blood-red rim. Below, everything
was dark and indistinct, dim hills in the distance,
a vague mass of buildings running up into pinnacles,
trees like spilt ink, and below the window
a tracery of black bushes and pale grey paths.
It was so unfamiliar that for the moment I thought
myself still dreaming. I felt the toilet-table; it
appeared to be made of some polished wood, and
was rather elaborately furnished—there were little
cut-glass bottles and a brush upon it. There was
also a queer little object, horse-shoe-shaped it felt,
with smooth, hard projections, lying in a saucer.
I could find no matches nor candlestick.
I turned my eyes to the room again. Now the
blind was up, faint spectres of its furnishing came
103out of the darkness. There was a huge curtained
bed, and the fireplace at its foot had a large white
mantel with something of the shimmer of marble.
I leant against the toilet-table, shut my eyes
and opened them again, and tried to think. The
whole thing was far too real for dreaming. I was
inclined to imagine there was still some hiatus in
my memory, as a consequence of my draught of
that strange liqueur; that I had come into my
inheritance perhaps, and suddenly lost my recollection
of everything since my good fortune had
been announced. Perhaps if I waited a little,
things would be clearer to me again. Yet my
dinner with old Elvesham was now singularly
vivid and recent. The champagne, the observant
waiters, the powder, and the liqueurs—I could
have staked my soul it all happened a few hours
ago.
And then occurred a thing so trivial and yet so
terrible to me that I shiver now to think of that
moment. I spoke aloud. I said, “How the
devil did I get here?”—And the voice was not
my own.
It was not my own, it was thin, the articulation
was slurred, the resonance of my facial bones was
different. Then, to reassure myself, I ran one
hand over the other, and felt loose folds of skin,
the bony laxity of age. “Surely,” I said, in that
horrible voice that had somehow established itself
in my throat, “surely this thing is a dream!”
104Almost as quickly as if I did it involuntarily, I
thrust my fingers into my mouth. My teeth had
gone. My finger-tips ran on the flaccid surface
of an even row of shrivelled gums. I was sick
with dismay and disgust.
I felt then a passionate desire to see myself, to
realise at once in its full horror the ghastly change
that had come upon me. I tottered to the mantel,
and felt along it for matches. As I did so, a
barking cough sprang up in my throat, and I
clutched the thick flannel nightdress I found
about me. There were no matches there, and I
suddenly realised that my extremities were cold.
Sniffing and coughing, whimpering, a little, perhaps,
I fumbled back to bed. “It is surely a
dream,” I whimpered to myself as I clambered
back, “surely a dream.” It was a senile repetition.
I pulled the bedclothes over my shoulders,
over my ears, I thrust my withered hand under
the pillow, and determined to compose myself to
sleep. Of course it was a dream. In the morning
the dream would be over, and I should wake
up strong and vigorous again to my youth and
studies. I shut my eyes, breathed regularly, and,
finding myself wakeful, began to count slowly
through the powers of three.
But the thing I desired would not come. I
could not get to sleep. And the persuasion of
the inexorable reality of the change that had happened
to me grew steadily. Presently I found
105myself with my eyes wide open, the powers of
three forgotten, and my skinny fingers upon my
shrivelled gums. I was, indeed, suddenly and
abruptly, an old man. I had in some unaccountable
manner fallen through my life and come to
old age, in some way I had been cheated of all the
best of my life, of love, of struggle, of strength, and
hope. I grovelled into the pillow and tried to persuade
myself that such hallucination was possible.
Imperceptibly, steadily, the dawn grew clearer.
At last, despairing of further sleep, I sat up in
bed and looked about me. A chill twilight rendered
the whole chamber visible. It was spacious
and well-furnished, better furnished than any room
I had ever slept in before. A candle and matches
became dimly visible upon a little pedestal in a
recess. I threw back the bedclothes, and, shivering
with the rawness of the early morning, albeit
it was summer-time, I got out and lit the candle.
Then, trembling horribly, so that the extinguisher
rattled on its spike, I tottered to the glass and
saw—Elvesham’s face! It was none the less
horrible because I had already dimly feared as
much. He had already seemed physically weak
and pitiful to me, but seen now, dressed only in
a coarse flannel nightdress that fell apart and
showed the stringy neck, seen now as my own
body, I cannot describe its desolate decrepitude.
The hollow cheeks, the straggling tail of dirty grey
hair, the rheumy bleared eyes, the quivering,
106shrivelled lips, the lower displaying a gleam of
the pink interior lining, and those horrible dark
gums showing. You who are mind and body
together, at your natural years, cannot imagine
what this fiendish imprisonment meant to me.
To be young and full of the desire and energy of
youth, and to be caught, and presently to be
crushed in this tottering ruin of a body....
But I wander from the course of my story. For
some time I must have been stunned at this change
that had come upon me. It was daylight when I
did so far gather myself together as to think. In
some inexplicable way I had been changed, though
how, short of magic, the thing had been done, I
could not say. And as I thought, the diabolical
ingenuity of Elvesham came home to me. It
seemed plain to me that as I found myself in his,
so he must be in possession of my body, of my
strength, that is, and my future. But how to
prove it? Then, as I thought, the thing became
so incredible, even to me, that my mind reeled,
and I had to pinch myself, to feel my toothless
gums, to see myself in the glass, and touch the
things about me, before I could steady myself to
face the facts again. Was all life hallucination?
Was I indeed Elvesham, and he me? Had I
been dreaming of Eden overnight? Was there
any Eden? But if I was Elvesham, I should
remember where I was on the previous morning,
the name of the town in which I lived, what happened
107before the dream began. I struggled with
my thoughts. I recalled the queer doubleness of
my memories overnight. But now my mind was
clear. Not the ghost of any memories but those
proper to Eden could I raise.
“This way lies insanity!” I cried in my piping
voice. I staggered to my feet, dragged my feeble,
heavy limbs to the washhand-stand, and plunged
my grey head into a basin of cold water. Then,
towelling myself, I tried again. It was no good.
I felt beyond all question that I was indeed Eden,
not Elvesham. But Eden in Elvesham’s body.
Had I been a man of any other age, I might
have given myself up to my fate as one enchanted.
But in these sceptical days miracles do not pass
current. Here was some trick of psychology.
What a drug and a steady stare could do, a drug
and a steady stare, or some similar treatment,
could surely undo. Men have lost their memories
before. But to exchange memories as one does
umbrellas! I laughed. Alas! not a healthy laugh,
but a wheezing, senile titter. I could have fancied
old Elvesham laughing at my plight, and a gust of
petulant anger, unusual to me, swept across my
feelings. I began dressing eagerly in the clothes I
found lying about on the floor, and only realised
when I was dressed that it was an evening suit I
had assumed. I opened the wardrobe and found
some more ordinary clothes, a pair of plaid trousers,
and an old-fashioned dressing-gown. I put
108a venerable smoking-cap on my venerable head,
and, coughing a little from my exertions, tottered
out upon the landing.
It was then, perhaps, a quarter to six, and the
blinds were closely drawn and the house quite
silent. The landing was a spacious one, a broad,
richly-carpeted staircase went down into the darkness
of the hall below, and before me a door ajar
showed me a writing-desk, a revolving bookcase,
the back of a study chair, and a fine array of bound
books, shelf upon shelf.
“My study,” I mumbled, and walked across the
landing. Then at the sound of my voice a thought
struck me, and I went back to the bedroom and
put in the set of false teeth. They slipped in with
the ease of old habit. “That’s better,” said I,
gnashing them, and so returned to the study.
The drawers of the writing-desk were locked.
Its revolving top was also locked. I could see no
indications of the keys, and there were none in the
pockets of my trousers. I shuffled back at once
to the bedroom, and went through the dress suit,
and afterwards the pockets of all the garments I
could find. I was very eager, and one might have
imagined that burglars had been at work, to see
my room when I had done. Not only were there
no keys to be found, but not a coin, nor a scrap of
paper—save only the receipted bill of the overnight
dinner.
A curious weariness asserted itself. I sat down
109and stared at the garments flung here and there,
their pockets turned inside out. My first frenzy
had already flickered out. Every moment I was
beginning to realise the immense intelligence of
the plans of my enemy, to see more and more
clearly the hopelessness of my position. With an
effort I rose and hurried hobbling into the study
again. On the staircase was a housemaid pulling
up the blinds. She stared, I think, at the expression
of my face. I shut the door of the study
behind me, and, seizing a poker, began an attack
upon the desk. That is how they found me. The
cover of the desk was split, the lock smashed, the
letters torn out of the pigeon-holes and tossed
about the room. In my senile rage I had flung
about the pens and other such light stationery, and
overturned the ink. Moreover, a large vase upon
the mantel had got broken—I do not know how.
I could find no cheque-book, no money, no indications
of the slightest use for the recovery of my
body. I was battering madly at the drawers, when
the butler, backed by two women-servants, intruded
upon me.
That simply is the story of my change. No one
will believe my frantic assertions. I am treated as
one demented, and even at this moment I am
under restraint. But I am sane, absolutely sane,
and to prove it I have sat down to write this story
minutely as the things happened to me. I appeal
110to the reader, whether there is any trace of insanity
in the style or method of the story he has been
reading. I am a young man locked away in an
old man’s body. But the clear fact is incredible
to every one. Naturally I appear demented to
those who will not believe this, naturally I do not
know the names of my secretaries, of the doctors
who come to see me, of my servants and neighbours,
of this town (wherever it is) where I find
myself. Naturally I lose myself in my own house,
and suffer inconveniences of every sort. Naturally
I ask the oddest questions. Naturally I weep and
cry out, and have paroxysms of despair. I have
no money and no cheque-book. The bank will
not recognise my signature, for I suppose that,
allowing for the feeble muscles I now have, my
handwriting is still Eden’s. These people about
me will not let me go to the bank personally. It
seems, indeed, that there is no bank in this town,
and that I have an account in some part of London.
It seems that Elvesham kept the name of
his solicitor secret from all his household—I can
ascertain nothing. Elvesham was, of course, a
profound student of mental science, and all my
declarations of the facts of the case merely confirm
the theory that my insanity is the outcome of overmuch
brooding upon psychology. Dreams of the
personal identity indeed! Two days ago I was a
healthy youngster, with all life before me; now I
am a furious old man, unkempt, and desperate,
111and miserable, prowling about a great luxurious
strange house, watched, feared, and avoided as a
lunatic by every one about me. And in London
is Elvesham beginning life again in a vigorous body,
and with all the accumulated knowledge and wisdom
of threescore and ten. He has stolen my
life.
What has happened I do not clearly know. In
the study are volumes of manuscript notes referring
chiefly to the psychology of memory, and
parts of what may be either calculations or ciphers
in symbols absolutely strange to me. In some
passages there are indications that he was also
occupied with the philosophy of mathematics. I
take it he has transferred the whole of his memories,
the accumulation that makes up his personality,
from this old withered brain of his to mine,
and, similarly, that he has transferred mine to his
discarded tenement. Practically, that is, he has
changed bodies. But how such a change may be
possible is without the range of my philosophy.
I have been a materialist for all my thinking life,
but here, suddenly, is a clear case of man’s
detachability from matter.
One desperate experiment I am about to try.
I sit writing here before putting the matter to
issue. This morning, with the help of a table-knife
that I had secreted at breakfast, I succeeded
in breaking open a fairly obvious secret drawer in
this wrecked writing-desk. I discovered nothing
112save a little green glass phial containing a white
powder. Round the neck of the phial was a
label, and thereon was written this one word,
“Release.” This may be—is most probably,
poison. I can understand Elvesham placing poison
in my way, and I should be sure that it was
his intention so to get rid of the only living witness
against him, were it not for this careful concealment.
The man has practically solved the
problem of immortality. Save for the spite of
chance, he will live in my body until it has aged,
and then, again, throwing that aside, he will assume
some other victim’s youth and strength. When
one remembers his heartlessness, it is terrible to
think of the ever-growing experience, that—How
long has he been leaping from body to
body? But I tire of writing. The powder
appears to be soluble in water. The taste is not
unpleasant.
There the narrative found upon Mr. Elvesham’s
desk ends. His dead body lay between the desk
and the chair. The latter had been pushed back,
probably by his last convulsions. The story was
written in pencil, and in a crazy hand, quite unlike
his usual minute characters. There remain only
two curious facts to record. Indisputably there
was some connection between Eden and Elvesham,
since the whole of Elvesham’s property was
bequeathed to the young man. But he never
113inherited. When Elvesham committed suicide,
Eden was, strangely enough, already dead.
Twenty-four hours before, he had been knocked
down by a cab and killed instantly, at the crowded
crossing at the intersection of Gower Street and
Euston Road. So that the only human being who
could have thrown light upon this fantastic narrative
is beyond the reach of questions. Without
further comment I leave this extraordinary matter
to the reader’s individual judgment.
THE STOLEN BACILLUS
114
“This again,” said the Bacteriologist, slipping
a glass slide under the microscope, “is a preparation
of the celebrated Bacillus of cholera—the
cholera germ.”
The pale-faced man peered down the microscope.
He was evidently not accustomed to that
kind of thing, and held a limp white hand over his
disengaged eye. “I see very little,” he said.
“Touch this screw,” said the Bacteriologist;
“perhaps the microscope is out of focus for you.
Eyes vary so much. Just the fraction of a turn
this way or that.”
“Ah! now I see,” said the visitor. “Not so
very much to see, after all. Little streaks and
shreds of pink. And yet those little particles,
those mere atomies, might multiply and devastate
a city! Wonderful!”
He stood up, and releasing the glass slip from
the microscope, held it in his hand towards the
window. “Scarcely visible,” he said, scrutinising
the preparation. He hesitated. “Are these—alive?
Are they dangerous now?”
“Those have been stained and killed,” said the
Bacteriologist. “I wish, for my own part, we
115could kill and stain every one of them in the
universe.”
“I suppose,” the pale man said with a slight
smile, “that you scarcely care to have such things
about you in the living—in the active state?”
“On the contrary, we are obliged to,” said the
Bacteriologist. “Here, for instance—” He
walked across the room and took up one of several
sealed tubes. “Here is the living thing.
This is a cultivation of the actual living disease
bacteria.” He hesitated. “Bottled cholera, so
to speak.”
A slight gleam of satisfaction appeared momentarily
in the face of the pale man. “It’s a deadly
thing to have in your possession,” he said, devouring
the little tube with his eyes. The Bacteriologist
watched the morbid pleasure in his visitor’s
expression. This man, who had visited him that
afternoon with a note of introduction from an old
friend, interested him from the very contrast of
their dispositions. The lank black hair and deep
grey eyes, the haggard expression and nervous
manner, the fitful yet keen interest of his visitor
were a novel change from the phlegmatic deliberations
of the ordinary scientific worker with whom
the Bacteriologist chiefly associated. It was perhaps
natural, with a hearer evidently so impressionable
to the lethal nature of his topic, to take
the most effective aspect of the matter.
He held the tube in his hand thoughtfully.
116“Yes, here is the pestilence imprisoned. Only
break such a little tube as this into a supply of
drinking-water, say to these minute particles of
life that one must needs stain and examine with
the highest powers of the microscope even to see,
and that one can neither smell nor taste—say to
them, ‘Go forth, increase and multiply, and replenish
the cisterns,’ and Death—mysterious, untraceable
Death, Death swift and terrible, Death full of
pain and indignity—would be released upon this
city, and go hither and thither seeking his victims.
Here he would take the husband from the wife,
here the child from its mother, here the statesman
from his duty, and here the toiler from his trouble.
He would follow the water-mains, creeping along
streets, picking out and punishing a house here
and a house there where they did not boil their
drinking-water, creeping into the wells of the mineral-water
makers, getting washed into salad, and
lying dormant in ices. He would wait ready to
be drunk in the horse-troughs, and by unwary
children in the public fountains. He would soak
into the soil, to reappear in springs and wells at a
thousand unexpected places. Once start him at
the water-supply, and before we could ring him in
and catch him again he would have decimated the
metropolis.”
He stopped abruptly. He had been told rhetoric
was his weakness.
“But he is quite safe here, you know—quite
safe.”
117The pale-faced man nodded. His eyes shone.
He cleared his throat. “These Anarchist—rascals,”
said he, “are fools, blind fools—to use
bombs when this kind of thing is attainable. I
think—”
A gentle rap, a mere light touch of the finger-nails
was heard at the door. The Bacteriologist
opened it. “Just a minute, dear,” whispered his
wife.
When he re-entered the laboratory his visitor
was looking at his watch. “I had no idea I had
wasted an hour of your time,” he said. “Twelve
minutes to four. I ought to have left here by
half-past three. But your things were really too
interesting. No, positively, I cannot stop a moment
longer. I have an engagement at four.”
He passed out of the room reiterating his thanks,
and the Bacteriologist accompanied him to the
door, and then returned thoughtfully along the
passage to his laboratory. He was musing on
the ethnology of his visitor. Certainly the man
was not a Teutonic type nor a common Latin one.
“A morbid product, anyhow, I am afraid,” said
the Bacteriologist to himself. “How he gloated
on those cultivations of disease-germs!” A
disturbing thought struck him. He turned to the
bench by the vapour-bath, and then very quickly
to his writing-table. Then he felt hastily in his
pockets, and then rushed to the door. “I may
have put it down on the hall table,” he said.
118“Minnie!” he shouted hoarsely in the hall.
“Yes, dear,” came a remote voice.
“Had I anything in my hand when I spoke to
you, dear, just now?”
Pause.
“Nothing, dear, because I remember—”
“Blue ruin!” cried the Bacteriologist, and
incontinently ran to the front door and down the
steps of his house to the street.
Minnie, hearing the door slam violently, ran in
alarm to the window. Down the street a slender
man was getting into a cab. The Bacteriologist,
hatless, and in his carpet slippers, was running and
gesticulating wildly towards this group. One
slipper came off, but he did not wait for it. “He
has gone mad!” said Minnie; “it’s that horrid
science of his;” and, opening the window, would
have called after him. The slender man, suddenly
glancing round, seemed struck with the same idea
of mental disorder. He pointed hastily to the
Bacteriologist, said something to the cabman, the
apron of the cab slammed, the whip swished,
the horse’s feet clattered, and in a moment cab, and
Bacteriologist hotly in pursuit, had receded up the
vista of the roadway and disappeared round the
corner.
Minnie remained straining out of the window
for a minute. Then she drew her head back into
the room again. She was dumbfounded. “Of
course he is eccentric,” she meditated. “But running
119about London—in the height of the season,
too—in his socks!” A happy thought struck
her. She hastily put her bonnet on, seized his
shoes, went into the hall, took down his hat and
light overcoat from the pegs, emerged upon the
doorstep, and hailed a cab that opportunely crawled
by. “Drive me up the road and round Havelock
Crescent, and see if we can find a gentleman running
about in a velveteen coat and no hat.”
“Velveteen coat, ma’am, and no ’at. Very
good, ma’am.” And the cabman whipped up at
once in the most matter-of-fact way, as if he drove
to this address every day in his life.
Some few minutes later the little group of cabmen
and loafers that collects round the cabmen’s
shelter at Haverstock Hill were startled by the
passing of a cab with a ginger-coloured screw of a
horse, driven furiously.
They were silent as it went by, and then as it
receded—“That’s ’Arry ’Icks. Wot’s he got?”
said the stout gentleman known as Old Tootles.
“He’s a-using his whip, he is, to rights,” said
the ostler boy.
“Hullo!” said poor old Tommy Byles; “here’s
another bloomin’ loonattic. Blowed if there
ain’t.”
“It’s old George,” said Old Tootles, “and he’s
drivin’ a loonattic, as you say. Ain’t he a-clawin’
out of the keb? Wonder if he’s after ’Arry
’Icks?”
120The group round the cabmen’s shelter became
animated. Chorus: “Go it, George!” “It’s a
race.” “You’ll ketch ’em!” “Whip up!”
“She’s a goer, she is!” said the ostler boy.
“Strike me giddy!” cried Old Tootles.
“Here! I’m a-goin’ to begin in a minute.
Here’s another comin’. If all the kebs in Hampstead
ain’t gone mad this morning!”
“It’s a fieldmale this time,” said the ostler boy.
“She’s a followin’ him,” said Old Tootles.
“Usually the other way about.”
“What’s she got in her ’and?”
“Looks like a ’igh ’at.”
“What a bloomin’ lark it is! Three to one on
old George,” said the ostler boy. “Nexst!”
Minnie went by in a perfect roar of applause.
She did not like it, but she felt that she was doing
her duty, and whirled on down Haverstock Hill and
Camden Town High Street, with her eyes ever
intent on the animated back view of old George,
who was driving her vagrant husband so incomprehensibly
away from her.
The man in the foremost cab sat crouched in
the corner, his arms tightly folded, and the little
tube that contained such vast possibilities of destruction
gripped in his hand. His mood was a
singular mixture of fear and exultation. Chiefly
he was afraid of being caught before he could
accomplish his purpose, but behind this was a
vaguer but larger fear of the awfulness of his crime.
121But his exultation far exceeded his fear. No
Anarchist before him had ever approached this
conception of his. Ravachol, Vaillant, all those
distinguished persons whose fame he had envied
dwindled into insignificance beside him. He
had only to make sure of the water-supply, and
break the little tube into a reservoir. How brilliantly
he had planned it, forged the letter of
introduction and got into the laboratory, and how
brilliantly he had seized his opportunity! The
world should hear of him at last. All those people
who had sneered at him, neglected him, preferred
other people to him, found his company undesirable,
should consider him at last. Death, death,
death! They had always treated him as a man
of no importance. All the world had been in
a conspiracy to keep him under. He would teach
them yet what it is to isolate a man. What was
this familiar street? Great Saint Andrew’s Street,
of course! How fared the chase? He craned
out of the cab. The Bacteriologist was scarcely
fifty yards behind. That was bad. He would be
caught and stopped yet. He felt in his pocket for
money, and found half-a-sovereign. This he
thrust up through the trap in the top of the cab
into the man’s face. “More,” he shouted, “if
only we get away.”
The money was snatched out of his hand.
“Right you are,” said the cabman, and the trap
slammed, and the lash lay along the glistening
122side of the horse. The cab swayed, and the
Anarchist, half-standing under the trap, put the
hand containing the little glass tube upon the
apron to preserve his balance. He felt the brittle
thing crack, and the broken half of it rang upon
the floor of the cab. He fell back into the seat
with a curse, and stared dismally at the two or
three drops of moisture on the apron.
He shuddered.
“Well! I suppose I shall be the first. Phew!
Anyhow, I shall be a Martyr. That’s something.
But it is a filthy death, nevertheless. I wonder if
it hurts as much as they say.”
Presently a thought occurred to him—he
groped between his feet. A little drop was still in
the broken end of the tube, and he drank that
to make sure. It was better to make sure. At
any rate, he would not fail.
Then it dawned upon him that there was no
further need to escape the Bacteriologist. In
Wellington Street he told the cabman to stop, and
got out. He slipped on the step, and his head felt
queer. It was rapid stuff, this cholera poison. He
waved his cabman out of existence, so to speak,
and stood on the pavement with his arms folded
upon his breast awaiting the arrival of the Bacteriologist.
There was something tragic in his
pose. The sense of imminent death gave him a
certain dignity. He greeted his pursuer with a
defiant laugh.
123“Vive l’Anarchie! You are too late, my friend.
I have drunk it. The cholera is abroad!”
The Bacteriologist from his cab beamed curiously
at him through his spectacles. “You have
drunk it! An Anarchist! I see now.” He was
about to say something more, and then checked
himself. A smile hung in the corner of his mouth.
He opened the apron of his cab as if to descend,
at which the Anarchist waved him a dramatic farewell
and strode off towards Waterloo Bridge, carefully
jostling his infected body against as many
people as possible. The Bacteriologist was so
preoccupied with the vision of him that he scarcely
manifested the slightest surprise at the appearance
of Minnie upon the pavement with his hat and
shoes and overcoat. “Very good of you to bring
my things,” he said, and remained lost in contemplation
of the receding figure of the Anarchist.
“You had better get in,” he said, still staring.
Minnie felt absolutely convinced now that he was
mad, and directed the cabman home on her own
responsibility. “Put on my shoes? Certainly,
dear,” said he, as the cab began to turn, and hid
the strutting black figure, now small in the distance,
from his eyes. Then suddenly something
grotesque struck him, and he laughed. Then he
remarked, “It is really very serious, though.
“You see, that man came to my house to see
me, and he is an Anarchist. No—don’t faint, or
I cannot possibly tell you the rest. And I wanted
124to astonish him, not knowing he was an Anarchist,
and took up a cultivation of that new species of
Bacterium I was telling you of, that infest, and
I think cause, the blue patches upon various monkeys;
and, like a fool, I said it was Asiatic cholera.
And he ran away with it to poison the water of
London, and he certainly might have made things
look blue for this civilised city. And now he has
swallowed it. Of course I cannot say what will
happen, but you know it turned that kitten blue,
and the three puppies—in patches, and the sparrow—bright
blue. But the bother is I shall have
all the trouble and expense of preparing some
more.
“Put on my coat on this hot day! Why?
Because we might meet Mrs. Jabber. My dear,
Mrs. Jabber is not a draught. But why should I
wear a coat on a hot day because of Mrs. ——.
Oh! very well.”
THE RED ROOM
125
“I can assure you,” said I, “that it will take a
very tangible ghost to frighten me.” And I
stood up before the fire with my glass in my
hand.
“It is your own choosing,” said the man with
the withered arm, and glanced at me askance.
“Eight-and-twenty years,” said I, “I have lived,
and never a ghost have I seen as yet.”
The old woman sat staring hard into the fire,
her pale eyes wide open. “Ay,” she broke in;
“and eight-and-twenty years you have lived and
never seen the likes of this house, I reckon.
There’s a many things to see, when one’s still but
eight-and-twenty.” She swayed her head slowly
from side to side. “A many things to see and
sorrow for.”
I half-suspected the old people were trying to
enhance the spiritual terrors of their house by their
droning insistence. I put down my empty glass
on the table and looked about the room, and
caught a glimpse of myself, abbreviated and broadened
to an impossible sturdiness, in the queer old
mirror at the end of the room. “Well,” I said,
“if I see anything to-night, I shall be so much the
126wiser. For I come to the business with an open
mind.”
“It’s your own choosing,” said the man with
the withered arm once more.
I heard the sound of a stick and a shambling
step on the flags in the passage outside, and the
door creaked on its hinges as a second old man
entered, more bent, more wrinkled, more aged
even than the first. He supported himself by a
single crutch, his eyes were covered by a shade,
and his lower lip, half-averted, hung pale and pink
from his decaying yellow teeth. He made straight
for an arm-chair on the opposite side of the table,
sat down clumsily, and began to cough. The man
with the withered arm gave this new-comer a short
glance of positive dislike; the old woman took no
notice of his arrival, but remained with her eyes
fixed steadily on the fire.
“I said—it’s your own choosing,” said the
man with the withered arm, when the coughing
had ceased for awhile.
“It’s my own choosing,” I answered.
The man with the shade became aware of my
presence for the first time, and threw his head back
for a moment and sideways, to see me. I caught
a momentary glimpse of his eyes, small and bright
and inflamed. Then he began to cough and
splutter again.
“Why don’t you drink?” said the man with the
withered arm, pushing the beer towards him. The
127man with the shade poured out a glassful with a
shaky arm that splashed half as much again on the
deal table. A monstrous shadow of him crouched
upon the wall and mocked his action as he poured
and drank. I must confess I had scarce expected
these grotesque custodians. There is to my mind
something inhuman in senility, something crouching
and atavistic; the human qualities seem to
drop from old people insensibly day by day. The
three of them made me feel uncomfortable, with
their gaunt silences, their bent carriage, their evident
unfriendliness to me and to one another.
“If,” said I, “you will show me to this haunted
room of yours, I will make myself comfortable
there.”
The old man with the cough jerked his head
back so suddenly that it startled me, and shot
another glance of his red eyes at me from under
the shade; but no one answered me. I waited a
minute, glancing from one to the other.
“If,” I said a little louder, “if you will show me
to this haunted room of yours, I will relieve you
from the task of entertaining me.”
“There’s a candle on the slab outside the door,”
said the man with the withered arm, looking at my
feet as he addressed me. “But if you go to the
red room to-night—”
(“This night of all nights!” said the old
woman.)
“You go alone.”
128“Very well,” I answered. “And which way do
I go?”
“You go along the passage for a bit,” said he,
“until you come to a door, and through that is a
spiral staircase, and half-way up that is a landing
and another door covered with baize. Go through
that and down the long corridor to the end, and
the red room is on your left up the steps.”
“Have I got that right?” I said, and repeated
his directions. He corrected me in one particular.
“And are you really going?” said the man with
the shade, looking at me again for the third time,
with that queer, unnatural tilting of the face.
(“This night of all nights!” said the old
woman.)
“It is what I came for,” I said, and moved towards
the door. As I did so, the old man with
the shade rose and staggered round the table, so
as to be closer to the others and to the fire. At
the door I turned and looked at them, and saw
they were all close together, dark against the firelight,
staring at me over their shoulders, with an
intent expression on their ancient faces.
“Good-night,” I said, setting the door open.
“It’s your own choosing,” said the man with
the withered arm.
I left the door wide open until the candle was
well alight, and then I shut them in and walked
down the chilly, echoing passage.
I must confess that the oddness of these three
129old pensioners in whose charge her ladyship had
left the castle, and the deep-toned, old-fashioned
furniture of the housekeeper’s room in which they
foregathered, affected me in spite of my efforts to
keep myself at a matter-of-fact phase. They
seemed to belong to another age, an older age, an
age when things spiritual were different from this
of ours, less certain; an age when omens and
witches were credible, and ghosts beyond denying.
Their very existence was spectral; the cut of their
clothing, fashions born in dead brains. The ornaments
and conveniences of the room about them
were ghostly—the thoughts of vanished men,
which still haunted rather than participated in the
world of to-day. But with an effort I sent such
thoughts to the right-about. The long, draughty
subterranean passage was chilly and dusty, and my
candle flared and made the shadows cower and
quiver. The echoes rang up and down the spiral
staircase, and a shadow came sweeping up after
me, and one fled before me into the darkness
overhead. I came to the landing and stopped
there for a moment, listening to a rustling that I
fancied I heard; then, satisfied of the absolute
silence, I pushed open the baize-covered door and
stood in the corridor.
The effect was scarcely what I expected, for
the moonlight, coming in by the great window
on the grand staircase, picked out everything
in vivid black shadow or silvery illumination.
130Everything was in its place: the house might
have been deserted on the yesterday instead of
eighteen months ago. There were candles in the
sockets of the sconces, and whatever dust had
gathered on the carpets or upon the polished
flooring was distributed so evenly as to be invisible
in the moonlight. I was about to advance,
and stopped abruptly. A bronze group stood
upon the landing, hidden from me by the corner
of the wall, but its shadow fell with marvellous
distinctness upon the white panelling, and gave
me the impression of some one crouching to waylay
me. I stood rigid for half a minute perhaps.
Then, with my hand in the pocket that held my
revolver, I advanced, only to discover a Ganymede
and Eagle glistening in the moonlight. That
incident for a time restored my nerve, and a porcelain
Chinaman on a buhl table, whose head rocked
silently as I passed him, scarcely startled me.
The door to the red room and the steps up to
it were in a shadowy corner. I moved my candle
from side to side, in order to see clearly the
nature of the recess in which I stood before
opening the door. Here it was, thought I, that
my predecessor was found, and the memory of
that story gave me a sudden twinge of apprehension.
I glanced over my shoulder at the Ganymede
in the moonlight, and opened the door of
the red room rather hastily, with my face half
turned to the pallid silence of the landing.
131I entered, closed the door behind me at once,
turned the key I found in the lock within, and
stood with the candle held aloft, surveying the
scene of my vigil, the great red room of Lorraine
Castle, in which the young duke had died. Or,
rather, in which he had begun his dying, for he
had opened the door and fallen headlong down
the steps I had just ascended. That had been
the end of his vigil, of his gallant attempt to conquer
the ghostly tradition of the place, and never,
I thought, had apoplexy better served the ends
of superstition. And there were other and older
stories that clung to the room, back to the half-credible
beginning of it all, the tale of a timid
wife and the tragic end that came to her husband’s
jest of frightening her. And looking
around that large shadowy room, with its shadowy
window bays, its recesses and alcoves, one could
well understand the legends that had sprouted in
its black corners, its germinating darkness. My
candle was a little tongue of light in its vastness,
that failed to pierce the opposite end of the room,
and left an ocean of mystery and suggestion beyond
its island of light.
I resolved to make a systematic examination
of the place at once, and dispel the fanciful suggestions
of its obscurity before they obtained a
hold upon me. After satisfying myself of the
fastening of the door, I began to walk about the
room, peering round each article of furniture,
132tucking up the valances of the bed, and opening
its curtains wide. I pulled up the blinds and
examined the fastenings of the several windows
before closing the shutters, leant forward and
looked up the blackness of the wide chimney,
and tapped the dark oak panelling for any secret
opening. There were two big mirrors in the
room, each with a pair of sconces bearing candles,
and on the mantel-shelf, too, were more
candles in china candlesticks. All these I lit one
after the other. The fire was laid,—an unexpected
consideration from the old housekeeper,—and
I lit it, to keep down any disposition to
shiver, and when it was burning well, I stood
round with my back to it and regarded the room
again. I had pulled up a chintz-covered armchair
and a table, to form a kind of barricade
before me, and on this lay my revolver ready to
hand. My precise examination had done me
good, but I still found the remoter darkness of
the place, and its perfect stillness, too stimulating
for the imagination. The echoing of the stir and
crackling of the fire was no sort of comfort to me.
The shadow in the alcove, at the end in particular,
had that undefinable quality of a presence,
that odd suggestion of a lurking living thing, that
comes so easily in silence and solitude. At last,
to reassure myself, I walked with a candle into it,
and satisfied myself that there was nothing tangible
there. I stood that candle upon the floor of the
alcove, and left it in that position.
133By this time I was in a state of considerable
nervous tension, although to my reason there was
no adequate cause for the condition. My mind,
however, was perfectly clear. I postulated quite
unreservedly that nothing supernatural could
happen, and to pass the time I began to string
some rhymes together, Ingoldsby fashion, of the
original legend of the place. A few I spoke
aloud, but the echoes were not pleasant. For
the same reason I also abandoned, after a time,
a conversation with myself upon the impossibility
of ghosts and haunting. My mind reverted to
the three old and distorted people downstairs,
and I tried to keep it upon that topic. The
sombre reds and blacks of the room troubled me;
even with seven candles the place was merely
dim. The one in the alcove flared in a draught,
and the fire-flickering kept the shadows and penumbra
perpetually shifting and stirring. Casting
about for a remedy, I recalled the candles I had
seen in the passage, and, with a slight effort,
walked out into the moonlight, carrying a candle
and leaving the door open, and presently returned
with as many as ten. These I put in various
knick-knacks of china with which the room was
sparsely adorned, lit and placed where the
shadows had lain deepest, some on the floor,
some in the window recesses, until at last my
seventeen candles were so arranged that not an
inch of the room but had the direct light of at
134least one of them. It occurred to me that when
the ghost came, I could warn him not to trip
over them. The room was now quite brightly
illuminated. There was something very cheery
and reassuring in these little streaming flames,
and snuffing them gave me an occupation, and
afforded a reassuring sense of the passage of
time.
Even with that, however, the brooding expectation
of the vigil weighed heavily upon me. It was
after midnight that the candle in the alcove suddenly
went out, and the black shadow sprang back
to its place there. I did not see the candle go
out; I simply turned and saw that the darkness was
there, as one might start and see the unexpected
presence of a stranger. “By Jove!” said I aloud;
“that draught’s a strong one!” and, taking the
matches from the table, I walked across the room
in a leisurely manner to relight the corner again.
My first match would not strike, and as I succeeded
with the second, something seemed to blink
on the wall before me. I turned my head involuntarily,
and saw that the two candles on the little
table by the fireplace were extinguished. I rose
at once to my feet.
“Odd!” I said. “Did I do that myself in a
flash of absent-mindedness?”
I walked back, relit one, and as I did so, I saw
the candle in the right sconce of one of the mirrors
wink and go right out, and almost immediately its
135companion followed it. There was no mistake
about it. The flame vanished, as if the wicks had
been suddenly nipped between a finger and a
thumb, leaving the wick neither glowing nor smoking,
but black. While I stood gaping, the candle
at the foot of the bed went out, and the shadows
seemed to take another step towards me.
“This won’t do!” said I, and first one and then
another candle on the mantel-shelf followed.
“What’s up?” I cried, with a queer high note
getting into my voice somehow. At that the candle
on the wardrobe went out, and the one I had
relit in the alcove followed.
“Steady on!” I said. “These candles are
wanted,” speaking with a half-hysterical facetiousness,
and scratching away at a match the while for
the mantel candlesticks. My hands trembled so
much that twice I missed the rough paper of the
matchbox. As the mantel emerged from darkness
again, two candles in the remoter end of the window
were eclipsed. But with the same match I
also relit the larger mirror candles, and those on
the floor near the doorway, so that for the moment I
seemed to gain on the extinctions. But then in a
volley there vanished four lights at once in different
corners of the room, and I struck another match
in quivering haste, and stood hesitating whither to
take it.
As I stood undecided, an invisible hand seemed
to sweep out the two candles on the table. With
136a cry of terror, I dashed at the alcove, then into
the corner, and then into the window, relighting
three, as two more vanished by the fireplace; then,
perceiving a better way, I dropped the matches on
the iron-bound deed-box in the corner, and caught
up the bedroom candlestick. With this I avoided
the delay of striking matches; but for all that the
steady process of extinction went on, and the
shadows I feared and fought against returned, and
crept in upon me, first a step gained on this side of
me and then on that. It was like a ragged stormcloud
sweeping out the stars. Now and then one
returned for a minute, and was lost again. I was now
almost frantic with the horror of the coming darkness,
and my self-possession deserted me. I leaped,
panting and dishevelled, from candle to candle, in
a vain struggle against that remorseless advance.
I bruised myself on the thigh against the table,
I sent a chair headlong, I stumbled and fell and
whisked the cloth from the table in my fall. My
candle rolled away from me, and I snatched another
as I rose. Abruptly this was blown out, as
I swung it off the table, by the wind of my sudden
movement, and immediately the two remaining
candles followed. But there was light still in the
room, a red light that staved off the shadows from
me. The fire! Of course, I could still thrust my
candle between the bars and relight it!
I turned to where the flames were still dancing
between the glowing coals, and splashing red reflections
137upon the furniture, made two steps towards
the grate, and incontinently the flames dwindled
and vanished, the glow vanished, the reflections
rushed together and vanished, and as I thrust the
candle between the bars, darkness closed upon me
like the shutting of an eye, wrapped about me in a
stifling embrace, sealed my vision, and crushed the
last vestiges of reason from my brain. The candle
fell from my hand. I flung out my arms in a vain
effort to thrust that ponderous blackness away
from me, and, lifting up my voice, screamed with
all my might—once, twice, thrice. Then I think
I must have staggered to my feet. I know I
thought suddenly of the moonlit corridor, and,
with my head bowed and my arms over my face,
made a run for the door.
But I had forgotten the exact position of the
door, and struck myself heavily against the corner
of the bed. I staggered back, turned, and was
either struck or struck myself against some other
bulky furniture. I have a vague memory of battering
myself thus, to and fro in the darkness, of a
cramped struggle, and of my own wild crying as I
darted to and fro, of a heavy blow at last upon my
forehead, a horrible sensation of falling that lasted
an age, of my last frantic effort to keep my footing,
and then I remember no more.
I opened my eyes in daylight. My head was
roughly bandaged, and the man with the withered
138arm was watching my face. I looked about me,
trying to remember what had happened, and for a
space I could not recollect. I rolled my eyes into
the corner, and saw the old woman, no longer
abstracted, pouring out some drops of medicine
from a little blue phial into a glass. “Where am
I?” I asked. “I seem to remember you, and
yet I cannot remember who you are.”
They told me then, and I heard of the haunted
red room as one who hears a tale. “We found
you at dawn,” said he, “and there was blood on
your forehead and lips.”
It was very slowly I recovered my memory of
my experience. “You believe now,” said the old
man, “that the room is haunted?” He spoke no
longer as one who greets an intruder, but as one
who grieves for a broken friend.
“Yes,” said I; “the room is haunted.”
“And you have seen it. And we, who have
lived here all our lives, have never set eyes upon
it. Because we have never dared.—Tell us,
is it truly the old earl who—”
“No,” said I; “it is not.”
“I told you so,” said the old lady, with the glass
in her hand. “It is his poor young countess who
was frightened—”
“It is not,” I said. “There is neither ghost of
earl nor ghost of countess in that room, there is no
ghost there at all; but worse, far worse—”
“Well?” they said.
139“The worst of all the things that haunt poor
mortal man,” said I; “and that is, in all its nakedness—Fear!
Fear that will not have light nor
sound, that will not bear with reason, that deafens
and darkens and overwhelms. It followed me
through the corridor, it fought against me in the
room—”
I stopped abruptly. There was an interval of
silence. My hand went up to my bandages.
Then the man with the shade sighed and spoke.
“That is it,” said he. “I knew that was it. A
Power of Darkness. To put such a curse upon a
woman! It lurks there always. You can feel it
even in the daytime, even of a bright summer’s
day, in the hangings, in the curtains, keeping behind
you however you face about. In the dusk it
creeps along the corridor and follows you, so that
you dare not turn. There is Fear in that room of
hers—black Fear, and there will be—so long as
this house of sin endures.”
A MOTH (GENUS UNKNOWN)
140
Probably you have heard of Hapley—not
W. T. Hapley, the son, but the celebrated Hapley,
the Hapley of Periplaneta Hapliia, Hapley the
entomologist. If so, you know at least of the
great feud between Hapley and Professor Pawkins,
though certain of its consequences may be new to
you. For those who have not, a word or two
of explanation is necessary, which the idle reader
may go over with a glancing eye, if his indolence
so incline him.
It is amazing how very widely diffused is the
ignorance of such really important matters as this
Hapley-Pawkins feud. Those epoch-making controversies,
again, that have convulsed the Geological
Society, are, I verily believe, almost entirely
unknown outside the fellowship of that body. I
have heard men of fair general education even
refer to the great scenes at these meetings as
vestry-meeting squabbles. Yet the great Hate of
the English and Scotch geologists has lasted now
half a century, and has “left deep and abundant
marks upon the body of the science.” And this
Hapley-Pawkins business, though perhaps a more
personal affair, stirred passions as profound, if not
141profounder. Your common man has no conception
of the zeal that animates a scientific investigator,
the fury of contradiction you can arouse in
him. It is the odium theologicum in a new form.
There are men, for instance, who would gladly
burn Professor Ray Lankester at Smithfield for
his treatment of the Mollusca in the Encyclopædia.
That fantastic extension of the Cephalopods
to cover the Pterpodos—But I wander from
Hapley and Pawkins.
It began years and years ago, with a revision of
the Microlepidoptera (whatever these may be) by
Pawkins, in which he extinguished a new species
created by Hapley. Hapley, who was always
quarrelsome, replied by a stinging impeachment
of the entire classification of Pawkins.[2] Pawkins,
in his “Rejoinder,”[3] suggested that Hapley’s
microscope was as defective as his powers of
observation, and called him an “irresponsible
meddler”—Hapley was not a professor at that
time. Hapley, in his retort,[4] spoke of “blundering
collectors,” and described, as if inadvertently,
Pawkins’s revision as a “miracle of
ineptitude.” It was war to the knife. However,
it would scarcely interest the reader to detail how
these two great men quarrelled, and how the split
142between them widened until from the Microlepidoptera,
they were at war upon every open question
in entomology. There were memorable
occasions. At times the Royal Entomological
Society meetings resembled nothing so much as
the Chamber of Deputies. On the whole, I fancy
Pawkins was nearer the truth than Hapley. But
Hapley was skilful with his rhetoric, had a turn
for ridicule rare in a scientific man, was endowed
with vast energy, and had a fine sense of injury
in the matter of the extinguished species; while
Pawkins was a man of dull presence, prosy of
speech, in shape not unlike a water-barrel, overconscientious
with testimonials, and suspected of
jobbing museum appointments. So the young
men gathered round Hapley and applauded him.
It was a long struggle, vicious from the beginning,
and growing at last to pitiless antagonism. The
successive turns of fortune, now an advantage to
one side and now to another—now Hapley tormented
by some success of Pawkins, and now
Pawkins outshone by Hapley—belong rather to
the history of entomology than to this story.
2. “Remarks on a Recent Revision of Microlepidoptera.”
Quart. Journ. Entomological Soc. 1863.
3. “Rejoinder to certain Remarks,” &c. Ibid. 1864.
But in 1891 Pawkins, whose health had been bad
for some time, published some work upon the “mesoblast”
of the Death’s Head Moth. What the
mesoblast of the Death’s Head Moth may be, does
not matter a rap in this story. But the work was
far below his usual standard, and gave Hapley an
opening he had coveted for years. He must have
143worked night and day to make the most of his
advantage.
In an elaborate critique he rent Pawkins to
tatters,—one can fancy the man’s disordered
black hair, and his queer dark eyes flashing as
he went for his antagonist,—and Pawkins made
a reply, halting, ineffectual, with painful gaps of
silence, and yet malignant. There was no mistaking
his will to wound Hapley, nor his incapacity
to do it. But few of those who heard him—I
was absent from that meeting—realised how ill
the man was.
Hapley had got his opponent down, and meant
to finish him. He followed with a simply brutal
attack upon Pawkins, in the form of a paper upon
the development of moths in general, a paper
showing evidence of a most extraordinary amount
of mental labour, and yet couched in a violently
controversial tone. Violent as it was, an editorial
note witnesses that it was modified. It must have
covered Pawkins with shame and confusion of face.
It left no loophole; it was murderous in argument,
and utterly contemptuous in tone; an awful
thing for the declining years of a man’s career.
The world of entomologists waited breathlessly
for the rejoinder from Pawkins. He would try
one, for Pawkins had always been game. But
when it came it surprised them. For the rejoinder
of Pawkins was to catch the influenza, to
proceed to pneumonia, and to die.
144It was perhaps as effectual a reply as he could
make under the circumstances, and largely turned
the current of feeling against Hapley. The very
people who had most gleefully cheered on those
gladiators became serious at the consequence.
There could be no reasonable doubt the fret
of the defeat had contributed to the death of
Pawkins. There was a limit even to scientific
controversy, said serious people. Another crushing
attack was already in the press and appeared
on the day before the funeral. I don’t think
Hapley exerted himself to stop it. People remembered
how Hapley had hounded down his
rival, and forgot that rival’s defects. Scathing
satire reads ill over fresh mould. The thing provoked
comment in the daily papers. This it was
that made me think that you had probably heard
of Hapley and this controversy. But, as I have
already remarked, scientific workers live very
much in a world of their own; half the people, I
dare say, who go along Piccadilly to the Academy
every year, could not tell you where the learned
societies abide. Many even think that Research
is a kind of happy-family cage in which all kinds
of men lie down together in peace.
In his private thoughts Hapley could not forgive
Pawkins for dying. In the first place, it was
a mean dodge to escape the absolute pulverisation
Hapley had in hand for him, and in the second,
it left Hapley’s mind with a queer gap in it. For
145twenty years he had worked hard, sometimes
far into the night, and seven days a week, with
microscope, scalpel, collecting-net, and pen, and
almost entirely with reference to Pawkins. The
European reputation he had won had come as an
incident in that great antipathy. He had gradually
worked up to a climax in this last controversy.
It had killed Pawkins, but it had also
thrown Hapley out of gear, so to speak, and his
doctor advised him to give up work for a time,
and rest. So Hapley went down into a quiet
village in Kent, and thought day and night of
Pawkins, and good things it was now impossible
to say about him.
At last Hapley began to realise in what direction
the preoccupation tended. He determined
to make a fight for it, and started by trying to
read novels. But he could not get his mind off
Pawkins, white in the face, and making his last
speech—every sentence a beautiful opening for
Hapley. He turned to fiction—and found it had
no grip on him. He read the “Island Nights’
Entertainments” until his “sense of causation”
was shocked beyond endurance by the Bottle
Imp. Then he went to Kipling, and found he
“proved nothing,” besides being irreverent and
vulgar. These scientific people have their limitations.
Then, unhappily, he tried Besant’s “Inner
House,” and the opening chapter set his mind
upon learned societies and Pawkins at once.
146So Hapley turned to chess, and found it a little
more soothing. He soon mastered the moves
and the chief gambits and commoner closing
positions, and began to beat the Vicar. But then
the cylindrical contours of the opposite king
began to resemble Pawkins standing up and gasping
ineffectually against checkmate, and Hapley
decided to give up chess.
Perhaps the study of some new branch of
science would after all be better diversion. The
best rest is change of occupation. Hapley determined
to plunge at diatoms, and had one of
his smaller microscopes and Halibut’s monograph
sent down from London. He thought that perhaps
if he could get up a vigorous quarrel with
Halibut, he might be able to begin life afresh and
forget Pawkins. And very soon he was hard at
work, in his habitual strenuous fashion, at these
microscopic denizens of the wayside pool.
It was on the third day of the diatoms that
Hapley became aware of a novel addition to the
local fauna. He was working late at the microscope,
and the only light in the room was the
brilliant little lamp with the special form of green
shade. Like all experienced microscopists, he
kept both eyes open. It is the only way to avoid
excessive fatigue. One eye was over the instrument,
and bright and distinct before that was the
circular field of the microscope, across which a
brown diatom was slowly moving. With the
147other eye Hapley saw, as it were, without seeing.[5]
He was only dimly conscious of the brass side of
the instrument, the illuminated part of the table-cloth,
a sheet of notepaper, the foot of the lamp,
and the darkened room beyond.
5. The reader unaccustomed to microscopes may easily
understand this by rolling a newspaper in the form of a
tube and looking through it at a book, keeping the other
eye open.
Suddenly his attention drifted from one eye to
the other. The table-cloth was of the material
called tapestry by shopmen, and rather brightly
coloured. The pattern was in gold, with a small
amount of crimson and pale-blue upon a greyish
ground. At one point the pattern seemed displaced,
and there was a vibrating movement of
the colours at this point.
Hapley suddenly moved his head back and
looked with both eyes. His mouth fell open
with astonishment.
It was a large moth or butterfly; its wings
spread in butterfly fashion!
It was strange it should be in the room at all,
for the windows were closed. Strange that it
should not have attracted his attention when fluttering
to its present position. Strange that it
should match the table-cloth. Stranger far to him,
Hapley, the great entomologist, it was altogether
unknown. There was no delusion. It was
crawling slowly towards the foot of the lamp.
148“Genus unknown, by heavens! And in England!”
said Hapley, staring.
Then he suddenly thought of Pawkins. Nothing
would have maddened Pawkins more—And
Pawkins was dead!
Something about the head and body of the
insect became singularly suggestive of Pawkins,
just as the chess king had been.
“Confound Pawkins!” said Hapley. “But
I must catch this.” And, looking round him for
some means of capturing the moth, he rose slowly
out of his chair. Suddenly the insect rose, struck
the edge of the lamp-shade—Hapley heard the
“ping”—and vanished into the shadow.
In a moment Hapley had whipped off the
shade, so that the whole room was illuminated.
The thing had disappeared, but soon his practised
eye detected it upon the wall-paper near
the door. He went towards it, poising the lamp-shade
for capture. Before he was within striking
distance, however, it had risen and was fluttering
round the room. After the fashion of its kind, it
flew with sudden starts and turns, seeming to
vanish here and reappear there. Once Hapley
struck, and missed; then again.
The third time he hit his microscope. The
instrument swayed, struck and overturned the
lamp, and fell noisily upon the floor. The lamp
turned over on the table and, very luckily, went
out. Hapley was left in the dark. With a
149start he felt the strange moth blunder into his
face.
It was maddening. He had no lights. If he
opened the door of the room the thing would get
away. In the darkness he saw Pawkins quite
distinctly laughing at him. Pawkins had ever an
oily laugh. He swore furiously and stamped his
foot on the floor.
There was a timid rapping at the door.
Then it opened, perhaps a foot, and very slowly.
The alarmed face of the landlady appeared behind
a pink candle flame; she wore a night-cap over
her grey hair and had some purple garment over
her shoulders. “What was that fearful smash?”
she said. “Has anything—” The strange
moth appeared fluttering about the chink of the
door. “Shut that door!” said Hapley, and
suddenly rushed at her.
The door slammed hastily. Hapley was left
alone in the dark. Then in the pause he heard
his landlady scuttle upstairs, lock her door and
drag something heavy across the room and put
against it.
It became evident to Hapley that his conduct
and appearance had been strange and alarming.
Confound the moth! and Pawkins! However,
it was a pity to lose the moth now. He felt his
way into the hall and found the matches, after
sending his hat down upon the floor with a noise
like a drum. With the lighted candle he returned
150to the sitting-room. No moth was to be seen.
Yet once for a moment it seemed that the thing
was fluttering round his head. Hapley very suddenly
decided to give up the moth and go to bed.
But he was excited. All night long his sleep was
broken by dreams of the moth, Pawkins, and his
landlady. Twice in the night he turned out and
soused his head in cold water.
One thing was very clear to him. His landlady
could not possibly understand about the strange
moth, especially as he had failed to catch it. No
one but an entomologist would understand quite
how he felt. She was probably frightened at his
behaviour, and yet he failed to see how he could
explain it. He decided to say nothing further
about the events of last night. After breakfast
he saw her in her garden, and decided to go out
to talk to her to reassure her. He talked to her
about beans and potatoes, bees, caterpillars, and
the price of fruit. She replied in her usual
manner, but she looked at him a little suspiciously,
and kept walking as he walked, so that
there was always a bed of flowers, or a row of
beans, or something of the sort, between them.
After a while he began to feel singularly irritated
at this, and to conceal his vexation went indoors
and presently went out for a walk.
The moth—or butterfly, trailing an odd flavour
of Pawkins with it, kept coming into that walk,
though he did his best to keep his mind off it.
151Once he saw it quite distinctly, with its wings
flattened out, upon the old stone wall that runs
along the west edge of the park, but going up to
it he found it was only two lumps of grey and
yellow lichen. “This,” said Hapley, “is the
reverse of mimicry. Instead of a butterfly looking
like a stone, here is a stone looking like a
butterfly!” Once something hovered and fluttered
round his head, but by an effort of will he
drove that impression out of his mind again.
In the afternoon Hapley called upon the Vicar,
and argued with him upon theological questions.
They sat in the little arbour covered with briar,
and smoked as they wrangled. “Look at that
moth!” said Hapley, suddenly, pointing to the
edge of the wooden table.
“Where?” said the Vicar.
“You don’t see a moth on the edge of the
table there?” said Hapley.
“Certainly not,” said the Vicar.
Hapley was thunderstruck. He gasped. The
Vicar was staring at him. Clearly the man saw
nothing. “The eye of faith is no better than the
eye of science,” said Hapley, awkwardly.
“I don’t see your point,” said the Vicar, thinking
it was part of the argument.
That night Hapley found the moth crawling
over his counterpane. He sat on the edge of the
bed in his shirt-sleeves and reasoned with himself.
Was it pure hallucination? He knew he was
152slipping, and he battled for his sanity with the
same silent energy he had formerly displayed
against Pawkins. So persistent is mental habit,
that he felt as if it were still a struggle with
Pawkins. He was well versed in psychology.
He knew that such visual illusions do come as a
result of mental strain. But the point was, he
did not only see the moth, he had heard it when
it touched the edge of the lamp-shade, and afterwards
when it hit against the wall, and he had
felt it strike his face in the dark.
He looked at it. It was not at all dreamlike,
but perfectly clear and solid-looking in the candlelight.
He saw the hairy body, and the short,
feathery antennæ, the jointed legs, even a place
where the down was rubbed from the wing. He
suddenly felt angry with himself for being afraid
of a little insect.
His landlady had got the servant to sleep with
her that night, because she was afraid to be alone.
In addition she had locked the door, and put the
chest of drawers against it. They listened and
talked in whispers after they had gone to bed, but
nothing occurred to alarm them. About eleven they
had ventured to put the candle out, and had both
dozed off to sleep. They woke up with a start,
and sat up in bed, listening in the darkness.
Then they heard slippered feet going to and fro
in Hapley’s room. A chair was overturned, and
there was a violent dab at the wall. Then a china
153mantel ornament smashed upon the fender. Suddenly
the door of the room opened, and they
heard him upon the landing. They clung to one
another, listening. He seemed to be dancing
upon the staircase. Now he would go down three
or four steps quickly, then up again, then hurry
down into the hall. They heard the umbrella-stand
go over, and the fanlight break. Then the
bolt shot and the chain rattled. He was opening
the door.
They hurried to the window. It was a dim
grey night; an almost unbroken sheet of watery
cloud was sweeping across the moon, and the
hedge and trees in front of the house were black
against the pale roadway. They saw Hapley, looking
like a ghost in his shirt and white trousers,
running to and fro in the road, and beating the
air. Now he would stop, now he would dart very
rapidly at something invisible, now he would move
upon it with stealthy strides. At last he went
out of sight up the road towards the down. Then,
while they argued who should go down and lock
the door, he returned. He was walking very fast,
and he came straight into the house, closed the
door carefully, and went quietly up to his bedroom.
Then everything was silent.
“Mrs. Colville,” said Hapley, calling down the
staircase next morning. “I hope I did not alarm
you last night.”
“You may well ask that!” said Mrs. Colville.
154“The fact is, I am a sleep-walker, and the last
two nights I have been without my sleeping mixture.
There is nothing to be alarmed about, really.
I am sorry I made such an ass of myself. I will
go over the down to Shoreham, and get some stuff
to make me sleep soundly. I ought to have done
that yesterday.”
But half-way over the down, by the chalk-pits,
the moth came upon Hapley again. He went on,
trying to keep his mind upon chess problems, but
it was no good. The thing fluttered into his face,
and he struck at it with his hat in self-defence.
Then rage, the old rage—the rage he had so often
felt against Pawkins—returned once more. He
went on, leaping and striking at the eddying insect.
Suddenly he trod on nothing, and fell headlong.
There was a gap in his sensations, and Hapley
found himself sitting on the heap of flints in front
of the opening of the chalk-pits, with a leg twisted
back under him. The strange moth was still fluttering
round his head. He struck at it with his
hand, and turning his head saw two men approaching
him. One was the village doctor. It occurred
to Hapley that this was lucky. Then it came into
his mind, with extraordinary vividness, that no one
would ever be able to see the strange moth except
himself, and that it behoved him to keep silent
about it.
Late that night, however, after his broken leg
was set, he was feverish and forgot his self-restraint.
155He was lying flat on his bed, and he began to run
his eyes round the room to see if the moth was
still about. He tried not to do this, but it was no
good. He soon caught sight of the thing resting
close to his hand, by the night-light, on the
green table-cloth. The wings quivered. With
a sudden wave of anger he smote at it with his
fist, and the nurse woke up with a shriek. He
had missed it.
“That moth!” he said; and then, “It was
fancy. Nothing!”
All the time he could see quite clearly the insect
going round the cornice and darting across the
room, and he could also see that the nurse saw
nothing of it and looked at him strangely. He
must keep himself in hand. He knew he was a
lost man if he did not keep himself in hand. But
as the night waned the fever grew upon him, and
the very dread he had of seeing the moth made
him see it. About five, just as the dawn was grey,
he tried to get out of bed and catch it, though his
leg was afire with pain. The nurse had to struggle
with him.
On account of this, they tied him down to the
bed. At this the moth grew bolder, and once he
felt it settle in his hair. Then, because he struck
out violently with his arms, they tied these also.
At this the moth came and crawled over his face,
and Hapley wept, swore, screamed, prayed for
them to take it off him, unavailingly.
156The doctor was a blockhead, a half-qualified
general practitioner, and quite ignorant of mental
science. He simply said there was no moth.
Had he possessed the wit, he might still, perhaps,
have saved Hapley from his fate by entering into
his delusion and covering his face with gauze, as
he prayed might be done. But, as I say, the doctor
was a blockhead, and until the leg was healed
Hapley was kept tied to his bed, and with the
imaginary moth crawling over him. It never left
him while he was awake and it grew to a monster
in his dreams. While he was awake he longed for
sleep, and from sleep he awoke screaming.
So now Hapley is spending the remainder of
his days in a padded room, worried by a moth
that no one else can see. The asylum doctor calls
it hallucination; but Hapley, when he is in his
easier mood, and can talk, says it is the ghost of
Pawkins, and consequently a unique specimen and
well worth the trouble of catching.
IN THE ABYSS
157
The lieutenant stood in front of the steel sphere
and gnawed a piece of pine splinter. “What do
you think of it, Steevens?” he asked.
“It’s an idea,” said Steevens, in the tone of
one who keeps an open mind.
“I believe it will smash—flat,” said the
lieutenant.
“He seems to have calculated it all out pretty
well,” said Steevens, still impartial.
“But think of the pressure,” said the lieutenant.
“At the surface of the water it’s fourteen pounds
to the inch, thirty feet down it’s double that; sixty,
treble; ninety, four times; nine hundred, forty
times; five thousand three hundred—that’s a
mile—it’s two hundred and forty times fourteen
pounds; that’s—let’s see—thirty hundredweight—a
ton and a half, Steevens; a ton and a
half to the square inch. And the ocean where
he’s going is five miles deep. That’s seven and
a half—”
“Sounds a lot,” said Steevens, “but it’s jolly
thick steel.”
The lieutenant made no answer, but resumed
his pine splinter. The object of their conversation
158was a huge globe of steel, having an exterior
diameter of perhaps eight feet. It looked like the
shot for some Titanic piece of artillery. It was
elaborately nested in a monstrous scaffolding built
into the framework of the vessel, and the gigantic
spars that were presently to sling it overboard gave
the stern of the ship an appearance that had raised
the curiosity of every decent sailor who had sighted
it, from the pool of London to the Tropic of Capricorn.
In two places, one above the other, the
steel gave place to a couple of circular windows
of enormously thick glass, and one of these, set in
a steel frame of great solidity, was now partially
unscrewed. Both the men had seen the interior
of this globe for the first time that morning. It
was elaborately padded with air cushions, with little
studs sunk between bulging pillows to work the
simple mechanism of the affair. Everything was
elaborately padded, even the Myer’s apparatus
which was to absorb carbonic acid and replace the
oxygen inspired by its tenant, when he had crept
in by the glass manhole, and had been screwed in.
It was so elaborately padded that a man might
have been fired from a gun in it with perfect safety.
And it had need to be, for presently a man was
to crawl in through that glass manhole, to be
screwed up tightly, and to be flung overboard, and
to sink down—down—down, for five miles, even
as the lieutenant said. It had taken the strongest
hold of his imagination; it made him a bore at
159mess; and he found Steevens, the new arrival
aboard, a godsend to talk to about it, over and
over again.
“It’s my opinion,” said the lieutenant, “that
that glass will simply bend in and bulge and smash,
under a pressure of that sort. Daubrée has made
rocks run like water under big pressures—and,
you mark my words—”
“If the glass did break in,” said Steevens,
“what then?”
“The water would shoot in like a jet of iron.
Have you ever felt a straight jet of high pressure
water? It would hit as hard as a bullet. It
would simply smash him and flatten him. It
would tear down his throat, and into his lungs;
it would blow in his ears—”
“What a detailed imagination you have,” protested
Steevens, who saw things vividly.
“It’s a simple statement of the inevitable,”
said the lieutenant.
“And the globe?”
“Would just give out a few little bubbles, and
it would settle down, comfortably against the day
of judgment, among the oozes and the bottom
clay—with poor Elstead spread over his own
smashed cushions like butter over bread.”
He repeated this sentence as though he liked it
very much. “Like butter over bread,” he said.
“Having a look at the jigger?” said a voice
behind them, and Elstead stood behind them,
160spick and span in white, with a cigarette between
his teeth, and his eyes smiling out of the shadow
of his ample hat-brim. “What’s that about bread
and butter, Weybridge? Grumbling as usual about
the insufficient pay of naval officers? It won’t be
more than a day now before I start. We are to
get the slings ready to-day. This clean sky and
gentle swell is just the kind of thing for swinging
off twenty tons of lead and iron; isn’t it?”
“It won’t affect you much,” said Weybridge.
“No. Seventy or eighty feet down, and I shall
be there in a dozen seconds, there’s not a particle
moving, though the wind shriek itself hoarse up
above, and the water lifts halfway to the clouds.
No. Down there—.” He moved to the side of
the ship and the other two followed him. All three
leant forward on their elbows and stared down into
the yellow-green water.
“Peace,” said Elstead, finishing his thought
aloud.
“Are you dead certain that clockwork will act?”
asked Weybridge, presently.
“It has worked thirty-five times,” said Elstead.
“It’s bound to work.”
“But if it doesn’t?”
“Why shouldn’t it?”
“I wouldn’t go down in that confounded thing,”
said Weybridge, “for twenty thousand pounds.”
“Cheerful chap you are,” said Elstead, and spat
sociably at a bubble below.
161“I don’t understand yet how you mean to work
the thing,” said Steevens.
“In the first place I’m screwed into the sphere,”
said Elstead, “and when I’ve turned the electric
light off and on three times to show I’m cheerful,
I’m swung out over the stern by that crane, with
all those big lead sinkers slung below me. The
top lead weight has a roller carrying a hundred
fathoms of strong cord rolled up, and that’s all
that joins the sinkers to the sphere, except the
slings that will be cut when the affair is dropped.
We use cord rather than wire rope because it’s
easier to cut and more buoyant—necessary points
as you will see.
“Through each of these lead weights you notice
there is a hole, and an iron rod will be run through
that and will project six feet on the lower side. If
that rod is rammed up from below it knocks up a
lever and sets the clockwork in motion at the side
of the cylinder on which the cord winds.
“Very well. The whole affair is lowered gently
into the water, and the slings are cut. The sphere
floats—with the air in it, it’s lighter than water;
but the lead weights go down straight and the cord
runs out. When the cord is all paid out, the
sphere will go down too, pulled down by the
cord.”
“But why the cord?” asked Steevens. “Why
not fasten the weights directly to the sphere?”
“Because of the smash down below. The
162whole affair will go rushing down, mile after mile,
at a headlong pace at last. It would be knocked
to pieces on the bottom if it wasn’t for that cord.
But the weights will hit the bottom, and directly
they do the buoyancy of the sphere will come into
play. It will go on sinking slower and slower;
come to a stop at last and then begin to float
upward again.
“That’s where the clockwork comes in. Directly
the weights smash against the sea bottom,
the rod will be knocked through and will kick up
the clockwork, and the cord will be rewound on
the reel. I shall be lugged down to the sea bottom.
There I shall stay for half an hour, with the electric
light on, looking about me. Then the clockwork
will release a spring knife, the cord will be cut,
and up I shall rush again, like a soda-water bubble.
The cord itself will help the flotation.”
“And if you should chance to hit a ship?” said
Weybridge.
“I should come up at such a pace, I should go
clean through it,” said Elstead, “like a cannon
ball. You needn’t worry about that.”
“And suppose some nimble crustacean should
wriggle into your clockwork—”
“It would be a pressing sort of invitation for me
to stop,” said Elstead, turning his back on the
water and staring at the sphere.
They had swung Elstead overboard by eleven
163o’clock. The day was serenely bright and calm,
with the horizon lost in haze. The electric glare
in the little upper compartment beamed cheerfully
three times. Then they let him down slowly to
the surface of the water, and a sailor in the stern
chains hung ready to cut the tackle that held the
lead weights and the sphere together. The globe,
which had looked so large on deck, looked the
smallest thing conceivable under the stern of the
ship. It rolled a little, and its two dark windows,
which floated uppermost, seemed like eyes turned
up in round wonderment at the people who crowded
the rail. A voice wondered how Elstead liked the
rolling. “Are you ready?” sang out the Commander.
“Aye, aye, sir!” “Then let her
go!”
The rope of the tackle tightened against the
blade and was cut, and an eddy rolled over the
globe in a grotesquely helpless fashion. Some one
waved a handkerchief, some one else tried an ineffectual
cheer, a middy was counting slowly:
“Eight, nine, ten!” Another roll, then with a
jerk and a splash the thing righted itself.
It seemed to be stationary for a moment, to
grow rapidly smaller, and then the water closed
over it, and it became visible, enlarged by refraction
and dimmer, below the surface. Before one
could count three it had disappeared. There was
a flicker of white light far down in the water, that
diminished to a speck and vanished. Then there
164was nothing but a depth of water going down
into blackness, through which a shark was swimming.
Then suddenly the screw of the cruiser began
to rotate, the water was crickled, the shark disappeared
in a wrinkled confusion, and a torrent of
foam rushed across the crystalline clearness that
had swallowed up Elstead. “What’s the idee?”
said one A. B. to another.
“We’re going to lay off about a couple of miles,
’fear he should hit us when he comes up,” said his
mate.
The ship steamed slowly to her new position.
Aboard her almost every one who was unoccupied
remained watching the breathing swell into which
the sphere had sunk. For the next half hour it is
doubtful if a word was spoken that did not bear
directly or indirectly on Elstead. The December
sun was now high in the sky, and the heat very
considerable.
“He’ll be cold enough down there,” said Weybridge.
“They say that below a certain depth
sea-water’s always just about freezing.”
“Where’ll he come up?” asked Steevens.
“I’ve lost my bearings.”
“That’s the spot,” said the Commander, who
prided himself on his omniscience. He extended
a precise finger south-eastward. “And this, I
reckon, is pretty nearly the moment,” he said.
“He’s been thirty-five minutes.”
165“How long does it take to reach the bottom of
the ocean?” asked Steevens.
“For a depth of five miles, and reckoning—as
we did—an acceleration to two foot per second,
both ways, is just about three-quarters of a minute.”
“Then he’s overdue,” said Weybridge.
“Pretty nearly,” said the Commander. “I
suppose it takes a few minutes for that cord of his
to wind in.”
“I forgot that,” said Weybridge, evidently
relieved.
And then began the suspense. A minute slowly
dragged itself out, and no sphere shot out of the
water. Another followed, and nothing broke the
low oily swell. The sailors explained to one another
that little point about the winding-in of the
cord. The rigging was dotted with expectant
faces. “Come up, Elstead!” called one hairy-chested
salt, impatiently, and the others caught it
up, and shouted as though they were waiting for
the curtain of a theatre to rise.
The Commander glanced irritably at them.
“Of course, if the acceleration’s less than two,”
he said, “he’ll be all the longer. We aren’t
absolutely certain that was the proper figure. I’m
no slavish believer in calculations.”
Steevens agreed concisely. No one on the
quarter-deck spoke for a couple of minutes. Then
Steevens’s watch-case clicked.
When, twenty-one minutes after, the sun reached
166the zenith, they were still waiting for the globe to
reappear, and not a man aboard had dared to
whisper that hope was dead. It was Weybridge
who first gave expression to that realisation. He
spoke while the sound of eight bells still hung in
the air. “I always distrusted that window,” he
said quite suddenly to Steevens.
“Good God!” said Steevens, “you don’t
think—”
“Well!” said Weybridge, and left the rest to
his imagination.
“I’m no great believer in calculations myself,”
said the Commander, dubiously, “so that I’m not
altogether hopeless yet.” And at midnight the
gunboat was steaming slowly in a spiral round the
spot where the globe had sunk, and the white beam
of the electric light fled and halted and swept discontentedly
onward again over the waste of phosphorescent
waters under the little stars.
“If his window hasn’t burst and smashed him,”
said Weybridge, “then it’s a cursed sight worse,
for his clockwork has gone wrong and he’s alive
now, five miles under our feet, down there in the
cold and dark, anchored in that little bubble of
his, where never a ray of light has shone or a
human being lived, since the waters were gathered
together. He’s there without food, feeling hungry
and thirsty and scared, wondering whether he’ll
starve or stifle. Which will it be? The Myer’s
apparatus is running out, I suppose. How long
do they last?
167“Good Heavens!” he exclaimed, “what little
things we are! What daring little devils! Down
there, miles and miles of water—all water, and all
this empty water about us and this sky. Gulfs!”
He threw his hands out, and as he did so a little
white streak swept noiselessly up the sky, travelling
more slowly, stopped, became a motionless dot as
though a new star had fallen up into the sky.
Then it went sliding back again and lost itself
amidst the reflections of the stars, and the white
haze of the sea’s phosphorescence.
At the sight he stopped, arm extended and
mouth open. He shut his mouth, opened it
again and waved his arms with an impatient
gesture. Then he turned, shouted, “Elstead
ahoy,” to the first watch, and went at a run to
Lindley and the search light. “I saw him,” he
said. “Starboard there! His light’s on and he’s
just shot out of the water. Bring the light round.
We ought to see him drifting, when he lifts on the
swell.”
But they never picked up the explorer until
dawn. Then they almost ran him down. The
crane was swung out and a boat’s crew hooked
the chain to the sphere. When they had shipped
the sphere they unscrewed the manhole and
peered into the darkness of the interior (for the
electric light chamber was intended to illuminate
the water about the sphere, and was shut off entirely
from its general cavity).
168The air was very hot within the cavity, and the
india-rubber at the lip of the manhole was soft.
There was no answer to their eager questions and
no sound of movement within. Elstead seemed
to be lying motionless, crumpled up in the bottom
of the globe. The ship’s doctor crawled in and
lifted him out to the men outside. For a moment
or so they did not know whether Elstead was
alive or dead. His face, in the yellow glow of
the ship’s lamps, glistened with perspiration.
They carried him down to his own cabin.
He was not dead they found, but in a state of
absolute nervous collapse, and besides cruelly
bruised. For some days he had to lie perfectly
still. It was a week before he could tell his
experiences.
Almost his first words were that he was going
down again. The sphere would have to be
altered, he said, in order to allow him to throw
off the cord if need be, and that was all. He
had had the most marvellous experience. “You
thought I should find nothing but ooze,” he said.
“You laughed at my explorations, and I’ve discovered
a new world!” He told his story in
disconnected fragments, and chiefly from the
wrong end, so that it is impossible to re-tell it in
his words. But what follows is the narrative of
his experience.
It began atrociously, he said. Before the cord
ran out the thing kept rolling over. He felt like
169a frog in a football. He could see nothing but
the crane and the sky overhead, with an occasional
glimpse of the people on the ship’s rail.
He couldn’t tell a bit which way the thing would
roll next. Suddenly he would find his feet going
up and try to step, and over he went rolling, head
over heels and just anyhow on the padding. Any
other shape would have been more comfortable,
but no other shape was to be relied upon under
the huge pressure of the nethermost abyss.
Suddenly the swaying ceased; the globe
righted, and when he had picked himself up,
he saw the water all about him greeny-blue with
an attenuated light filtering down from above,
and a shoal of little floating things went rushing
up past him, as it seemed to him, towards the
light. And even as he looked it grew darker and
darker, until the water above was as dark as the
midnight sky, albeit of a greener shade, and the
water below black. And little transparent things
in the water developed a faint glint of luminosity,
and shot past him in faint greenish streaks.
And the feeling of falling! It was just like the
start of a lift, he said, only it kept on. One has
to imagine what that means, that keeping on. It
was then of all times that Elstead repented of his
adventure. He saw the chances against him in
an altogether new light. He thought of the big
cuttle-fish people knew to exist in the middle
waters, the kind of things they find half-digested
170in whales at times, or floating dead and rotten
and half eaten by fish. Suppose one caught hold
and wouldn’t leave go. And had the clockwork
really been sufficiently tested? But whether he
wanted to go on or go back mattered not the
slightest now.
In fifty seconds everything was as black as
night outside, except where the beam from his
light struck through the waters, and picked out
every now and then some fish or scrap of sinking
matter. They flashed by too fast for him to see
what they were. Once he thought he passed a
shark. And then the sphere began to get hot
by friction against the water. They had underestimated
this, it seems.
The first thing he noticed was that he was
perspiring, and then he heard a hissing, growing
louder, under his feet, and saw a lot of little
bubbles—very little bubbles they were—rushing
upward like a fan through the water outside.
Steam! He felt the window and it was hot. He
turned on the minute glow lamp that lit his own
cavity, looked at the padded watch by the studs,
and saw he had been travelling now for two
minutes. It came into his head that the window
would crack through the conflict of temperatures,
for he knew the bottom water was very near
freezing.
Then suddenly the floor of the sphere seemed
to press against his feet, the rush of bubbles outside
171grew slower and slower and the hissing
diminished. The sphere rolled a little. The
window had not cracked, nothing had given, and
he knew that the dangers of sinking, at any rate,
were over.
In another minute or so, he would be on the
floor of the abyss. He thought, he said, of
Steevens and Weybridge and the rest of them
five miles overhead, higher to him than the very
highest clouds that ever floated over land are to
us, steaming slowly and staring down and wondering
what had happened to him.
He peered out of the window. There were no
more bubbles now, and the hissing had stopped.
Outside there was a heavy blackness—as black
as black velvet—except where the electric light
pierced the empty water and showed the colour
of it—a yellow-green. Then three things like
shapes of fire swam into sight, following each
other through the water. Whether they were
little and near, or big and far off, he could not
tell.
Each was outlined in a bluish light almost as
bright as the lights of a fishing-smack, a light
which seemed to be smoking greatly, and all along
the sides of them were specks of this, like the
lighted portholes of a ship. Their phosphorescence
seemed to go out as they came into
the radiance of his lamp, and he saw then that
they were indeed fish of some strange sort, with
172huge heads, vast eyes, and dwindling bodies and
tails. Their eyes were turned towards him, and he
judged they were following him down. He supposed
they were attracted by his glare.
Presently others of the same sort joined them.
As he went on down he noticed that the water
became of a pallid colour, and that little specks
twinkled in his ray like motes in sunbeam. This
was probably due to the clouds of ooze and
mud that the impact of his leaden sinkers had
disturbed.
By the time he was drawn down to the lead
weights he was in a dense fog of white that his
electric light failed altogether to pierce for more
than a few yards, and many minutes elapsed
before the hanging sheets of sediment subsided
to any extent. Then, lit by his light and by the
transient phosphorescence of a distant shoal of
fishes, he was able to see under the huge blackness
of the super-incumbent water an undulating
expanse of greyish-white ooze, broken here and
there by tangled thickets of a growth of sea lilies,
waving hungry tentacles in the air.
Farther away were the graceful translucent outlines
of a group of gigantic sponges. About this
floor there were scattered a number of bristling
flattish tufts of rich purple and black, which he
decided must be some sort of sea-urchin, and
small, large-eyed or blind things, having a curious
resemblance, some to woodlice, and others to
173lobsters, crawled sluggishly across the track of
the light and vanished into the obscurity again,
leaving furrowed trails behind them.
Then suddenly the hovering swarm of little
fishes veered about and came towards him as a
flight of starlings might do. They passed over
him like a phosphorescent snow, and then he saw
behind them some larger creature advancing
towards the sphere.
At first he could see it only dimly, a faintly
moving figure remotely suggestive of a walking
man, and then it came into the spray of light that
the lamp shot out. As the glare struck it, it shut
its eyes, dazzled. He stared in rigid astonishment.
It was a strange, vertebrated animal. Its dark
purple head was dimly suggestive of a chameleon,
but it had such a high forehead and such a brain-case
as no reptile ever displayed before; the vertical
pitch of its face gave it a most extraordinary
resemblance to a human being.
Two large and protruding eyes projected from
sockets in chameleon fashion, and it had a broad
reptilian mouth with horny lips beneath its little
nostrils. In the position of the ears were two
huge gill covers, and out of these floated a
branching tree of coralline filaments, almost like
the tree-like gills that very young rays and sharks
possess.
But the humanity of the face was not the most
174extraordinary thing about the creature. It was a
biped, its almost globular body was poised on a
tripod of two frog-like legs and a long thick tail,
and its fore limbs, which grotesquely caricatured
the human hand much as a frog’s do, carried a
long shaft of bone, tipped with copper. The
colour of the creature was variegated: its head,
hands, and legs were purple; but its skin, which
hung loosely upon it, even as clothes might do,
was a phosphorescent grey. And it stood there,
blinded by the light.
At last this unknown creature of the abyss
blinked its eyes open, and, shading them with
its disengaged hand, opened its mouth and gave
vent to a shouting noise, articulate almost as
speech might be, that penetrated even the steel
case and padded jacket of the sphere. How a
shouting may be accomplished without lungs
Elstead does not profess to explain. It then
moved sideways out of the glare into the mystery
of shadow that bordered it on either side, and
Elstead felt rather than saw that it was coming
towards him. Fancying the light had attracted
it, he turned the switch that cut off the current.
In another moment something soft dabbed upon
the steel, and the globe swayed.
Then the shouting was repeated, and it seemed
to him that a distant echo answered it. The
dabbing recurred, and the globe swayed and
ground against the spindle over which the wire
175was rolled. He stood in the blackness, and
peered out into the everlasting night of the abyss.
And presently he saw, very faint and remote,
other phosphorescent quasi-human forms hurrying
towards him.
Hardly knowing what he did, he felt about in
his swaying prison for the stud of the exterior
electric light, and came by accident against his
own small glow lamp in its padded recess. The
sphere twisted, and then threw him down; he
heard shouts like shouts of surprise, and when he
rose to his feet he saw two pairs of stalked eyes
peering into the lower window and reflecting his
light.
In another moment hands were dabbing vigorously
at his steel casing, and there was a sound,
horrible enough in his position, of the metal
protection of the clockwork being vigorously
hammered. That, indeed, sent his heart into
his mouth, for if these strange creatures succeeded
in stopping that his release would never
occur. Scarcely had he thought as much when
he felt the sphere sway violently, and the floor of
it press hard against his feet. He turned off the
small glow lamp that lit the interior, and sent the
ray of the large light in the separate compartment
out into the water. The sea floor and the manlike
creatures had disappeared, and a couple of
fish chasing each other dropped suddenly by the
window.
176He thought at once that these strange denizens
of the deep sea had broken the wire rope,
and that he had escaped. He drove up faster
and faster, and then stopped with a jerk that sent
him flying against the padded roof of his prison.
For half a minute perhaps he was too astonished
to think.
Then he felt that the sphere was spinning
slowly, and rocking, and it seemed to him that
it was also being drawn through the water. By
crouching close to the window he managed to
make his weight effective and roll that part of
the sphere downward, but he could see nothing
save the pale ray of his light striking down ineffectively
into the darkness. It occurred to him
that he would see more if he turned the lamp off
and allowed his eyes to grow accustomed to the
profound obscurity.
In this he was wise. After some minutes the
velvety blackness became a translucent blackness,
and then far away, and as faint as the zodiacal
light of an English summer evening, he saw
shapes moving below. He judged these creatures
had detached his cable and were towing
him along the sea bottom.
And then he saw something faint and remote
across the undulations of the submarine plain, a
broad horizon of pale luminosity that extended
this way and that way as far as the range of his
little window permitted him to see. To this he
177was being towed, as a balloon might be towed by
men out of the open country into a town. He
approached it very slowly, and very slowly the
dim irradiation was gathered together into more
definite shapes.
It was nearly five o’clock before he came over
this luminous area, and by that time he could
make out an arrangement suggestive of streets
and houses grouped about a vast roofless erection
that was grotesquely suggestive of a ruined
abbey. It was spread out like a map below him.
The houses were all roofless inclosures of walls,
and their substance being, as he afterwards saw,
of phosphorescent bones, gave the place an
appearance as if it were built of drowned moonshine.
Among the inner caves of the place waving
trees of crinoid stretched their tentacles, and tall,
slender, glassy sponges shot like shining minarets
and lilies of filmy light out of the general glow
of the city. In the open spaces of the place he
could see a stirring movement as of crowds of
people, but he was too many fathoms above
them to distinguish the individuals in those
crowds.
Then slowly they pulled him down, and as they
did so the details of the place crept slowly upon
his apprehension. He saw that the courses of
the cloudy buildings were marked out with
beaded lines of round objects, and then he perceived
178that at several points below him in broad
open spaces were forms like the encrusted shapes
of ships.
Slowly and surely he was drawn down, and
the forms below him became brighter, clearer,
were more distinct. He was being pulled down,
he perceived, towards the large building in the
centre of the town, and he could catch a glimpse
ever and again of the multitudinous forms that
were lugging at his cord. He was astonished to
see that the rigging of one of the ships, which
formed such a prominent feature of the place,
was crowded with a host of gesticulating figures
regarding him, and then the walls of the great
building rose about him silently, and hid the city
from his eyes.
And such walls they were, of water-logged
wood, and twisted wire rope and iron spars,
and copper, and the bones and skulls of dead
men.
The skulls ran in curious zigzag lines and
spirals and fantastic curves over the building;
and in and out of their eye-sockets, and over
the whole surface of the place, lurked and played
a multitude of silvery little fishes.
And now he was at such a level that he could
see these strange people of the abyss plainly once
more. To his astonishment, he perceived that
they were prostrating themselves before him, all
save one, dressed as it seemed in a robe of
179placoid scales, and crowned with a luminous
diadem, who stood with his reptilian mouth opening
and shutting as though he led the chanting
of the worshippers.
They continued worshipping him, without rest
or intermission, for the space of three hours.
Most circumstantial was Elstead’s account of
this astounding city and its people, these people
of perpetual night, who have never seen sun or
moon or stars, green vegetation, nor any living
air-breathing creatures, who know nothing of
fire, nor any light but the phosphorescent light
of living things.
Startling as is his story, it is yet more startling
to find that scientific men, of such eminence as
Adams and Jenkins, find nothing incredible in it.
They tell me they see no reason why intelligent,
water-breathing, vertebrated creatures inured to a
low temperature and enormous pressure, and of
such a heavy structure, that neither alive nor dead
would they float, might not live upon the bottom
of the deep sea, and quite unsuspected by us,
descendants like ourselves of the great Theriomorpha
of the New Red Sandstone age.
We should be known to them, however, as
strange meteoric creatures wont to fall catastrophically
dead out of the mysterious blackness of
their watery sky. And not only we ourselves,
but our ships, our metals, our appliances, would
come raining down out of the night. Sometimes
180sinking things would smite down and crush them,
as if it were the judgment of some unseen power
above, and sometimes would come things of the
utmost rarity or utility or shapes of inspiring suggestion.
One can understand, perhaps, something
of their behaviour at the descent of a living man,
if one thinks what a barbaric people might do, to
whom an enhaloed shining creature came suddenly
out of the sky.
At one time or another Elstead probably told
the officers of the Ptarmigan every detail of his
strange twelve hours in the abyss. That he also
intended to write them down is certain, but he
never did, and so unhappily we have to piece
together the discrepant fragments of his story
from the reminiscences of Commander Simmons,
Weybridge, Steevens, Lindley, and the others.
We see the thing darkly in fragmentary glimpses—the
huge ghostly building, the bowing, chanting
people, with their dark, chameleon-like heads and
faintly luminous forms, and Elstead, with his light
turned on again, vainly trying to convey to their
minds that the cord by which the sphere was held
was to be severed. Minute after minute slipped
away, and Elstead, looking at his watch, was horrified
to find that he had oxygen only for four
hours more. But the chant in his honour kept on
as remorselessly as if it was the marching song of
his approaching death.
The manner of his release he does not understand,
181but to judge by the end of cord that hung
from the sphere, it had been cut through by rubbing
against the edge of the altar. Abruptly the
sphere rolled over, and he swept up, out of their
world, as an ethereal creature clothed in a vacuum
would sweep through our own atmosphere back to
its native ether again. He must have torn out of
their sight as a hydrogen bubble hastens upwards
from our air. A strange ascension it must have
seemed to them.
The sphere rushed up with even greater velocity
than, when weighed with the lead sinkers, it had
rushed down. It became exceedingly hot. It
drove up with the windows uppermost, and he remembers
the torrent of bubbles frothing against
the glass. Every moment he expected this to fly.
Then suddenly something like a huge wheel seemed
to be released in his head, the padded compartment
began spinning about him, and he fainted.
His next recollection was of his cabin, and of the
doctor’s voice.
But that is the substance of the extraordinary
story that Elstead related in fragments to the officers
of the Ptarmigan. He promised to write it
all down at a later date. His mind was chiefly
occupied with the improvement of his apparatus,
which was effected at Rio.
It remains only to tell that on February 2d,
1896, he made his second descent into the ocean
abyss, with the improvements his first experience
182suggested. What happened we shall probably
never know. He never returned. The Ptarmigan
beat about over the point of his submersion, seeking
him in vain for thirteen days. Then she returned
to Rio, and the news was telegraphed to
his friends. So the matter remains for the present.
But it is hardly probable that any further attempt
will be made to verify his strange story of these
hitherto unsuspected cities of the deep sea.
UNDER THE KNIFE
183
“What if I die under it!” The thought recurred
again and again as I walked home from Haddon’s.
It was a purely personal question. I was spared
the deep anxieties of a married man, and I knew
there were few of my intimate friends but would
find my death troublesome chiefly on account of
the duty of regret. I was surprised indeed, and
perhaps a little humiliated, as I turned the matter
over, to think how few could possibly exceed the
conventional requirement. Things came before
me stripped of glamour, in a clear dry light, during
that walk from Haddon’s house over Primrose Hill.
There were the friends of my youth: I perceived
now that our affection was a tradition, which we
foregathered rather laboriously to maintain. There
were the rivals and helpers of my later career. I
suppose I had been cold-blooded or undemonstrative—one
perhaps implies the other. It may be
that even the capacity for friendship is a question
of physique. There had been a time in my own
life when I had grieved bitterly enough at the loss
of a friend; but as I walked home that afternoon
the emotional side of my imagination was dormant.
184I could not pity myself, nor feel sorry for my
friends, nor conceive of them as grieving for me.
I was interested in this deadness of my emotional
nature,—no doubt a concomitant of my
stagnating physiology; and my thoughts wandered
off along the line it suggested. Once before, in
my hot youth, I had suffered a sudden loss of
blood, and had been within an ace of death. I
remembered now that my affections as well as my
passions had drained out of me, leaving scarce
anything but a tranquil resignation and the faintest
dreg of self-pity. It had been weeks before the
old ambitions, and tendernesses, and all the complex
moral interplay of a man had reasserted
themselves. It occurred to me that the real meaning
of this numbness might be a gradual slipping
away from the pleasure-pain guidance of the animal
man. It has been proven, I take it, as thoroughly
as anything can be proven in this world, that the
higher emotions, the moral feelings, even the subtle
tenderness of love, are evolved from the elemental
desires and fears of the simple animal: they are
the harness in which man’s mental freedom goes.
And, it may be that, as death overshadows us, as
our possibility of acting diminishes, this complex
growth of balanced impulse, propensity, and aversion,
whose interplay inspires our acts, goes with
it. Leaving what?
I was suddenly brought back to reality by an
imminent collision with a butcher-boy’s tray. I
185found that I was crossing the bridge over the
Regent’s Park Canal which runs parallel with the
bridge in the Zoölogical Gardens. The boy in
blue had been looking over his shoulder at a black
barge advancing slowly, towed by a gaunt white
horse. In the Gardens a nurse was leading three
happy little children over the bridge. The trees
were bright green; the spring hopefulness was still
unstained by the dusts of summer; the sky in
the water was bright and clear, but broken by long
waves, by quivering bands of black, as the barge
drove through. The breeze was stirring; but it
did not stir me as the spring breeze used to do.
Was this dulness of feeling in itself an anticipation?
It was curious that I could reason and follow
out a network of suggestion as clearly as ever;
so, at least, it seemed to me. It was calmness
rather than dulness that was coming upon me.
Was there any ground for the belief in the presentiment
of death? Did a man near to death begin
instinctively to withdraw himself from the meshes
of matter and sense, even before the cold hand
was laid upon his? I felt strangely isolated—isolated
without regret—from the life and existence
about me. The children playing in the sun
and gathering strength and experience for the
business of life, the park-keeper gossiping with a
nurse-maid, the nursing mother, the young couple
intent upon each other as they passed me, the
trees by the wayside spreading new pleading leaves
186to the sunlight, the stir in their branches—I had
been part of it all, but I had nearly done with it
now.
Some way down the Broad Walk I perceived
that I was tired, and that my feet were heavy. It
was hot that afternoon, and I turned aside and
sat down on one of the green chairs that line the
way. In a minute I had dozed into a dream, and
the tide of my thoughts washed up a vision of the
Resurrection. I was still sitting in the chair, but
I thought myself actually dead, withered, tattered,
dried, one eye (I saw) pecked out by birds.
“Awake!” cried a voice; and incontinently the
dust of the path and the mould under the grass
became insurgent. I had never before thought of
Regent’s Park as a cemetery, but now, through the
trees, stretching as far as eye could see, I beheld
a flat plain of writhing graves and heeling tombstones.
There seemed to be some trouble, the
rising dead appeared to stifle as they struggled
upward, they bled in their struggles, the red flesh
was tattered away from the white bones.
“Awake!” cried a voice; but I determined I
would not rise to such horrors. “Awake!”
They would not let me alone. “Wike up!” said
an angry voice. A cockney angel! The man
who sells the tickets was shaking me, demanding
my penny.
I paid my penny, pocketed my ticket, yawned,
stretched my legs, and feeling now rather less
187torpid, got up and walked on towards Langham
Place. I speedily lost myself again in a shifting
maze of thoughts about death. Going across
Marylebone Road into that crescent at the end of
Langham Place, I had the narrowest escape from
the shaft of a cab, and went on my way with a
palpitating heart and a bruised shoulder. It struck
me that it would have been curious if my meditations
on my death on the morrow had led to my
death that day.
But I will not weary you with more of my experiences
that day and the next. I knew more
and more certainly that I should die under the
operation; at times I think I was inclined to pose
to myself. The doctors were coming at eleven,
and I did not get up. It seemed scarce worth
while to trouble about washing and dressing, and,
though I read my newspapers and the letters that
came by the first post, I did not find them very
interesting. There was a friendly note from
Addison, my old school friend, calling my attention
to two discrepancies and a printer’s error in my
new book; with one from Langridge, venting some
vexation over Minton. The rest were business
communications. I breakfasted in bed. The glow
of pain at my side seemed more massive. I knew
it was pain, and yet, if you can understand, I did
not find it very painful. I had been awake and
hot and thirsty in the night, but in the morning
bed felt comfortable. In the night-time I had lain
188thinking of things that were past; in the morning
I dozed over the question of immortality. Haddon
came, punctual to the minute, with a neat black
bag; and Mowbray soon followed. Their arrival
stirred me up a little. I began to take a more
personal interest in the proceedings. Haddon
moved the little octagonal table close to the bedside,
and with his broad black back to me began
taking things out of his bag. I heard the light
click of steel upon steel. My imagination, I found,
was not altogether stagnant. “Will you hurt me
much?” I said, in an off-hand tone.
“Not a bit,” Haddon answered over his
shoulder. “We shall chloroform you. Your
heart’s as sound as a bell.” And, as he spoke, I
had a whiff of the pungent sweetness of the
anæsthetic.
They stretched me out, with a convenient exposure
of my side, and, almost before I realised what
was happening, the chloroform was being administered.
It stings the nostrils and there is a suffocating
sensation, at first. I knew I should die,—that
this was the end of consciousness for me. And
suddenly I felt that I was not prepared for death;
I had a vague sense of a duty overlooked—I
knew not what. What was it I had not done? I
could think of nothing more to do, nothing desirable
left in life; and yet I had the strangest disinclination
to death. And the physical sensation
was painfully oppressive. Of course the doctors
189did not know they were going to kill me. Possibly
I struggled. Then I fell motionless, and a great
silence, a monstrous silence, and an impenetrable
blackness, came upon me.
There must have been an interval of absolute
unconsciousness, seconds or minutes. Then, with
a chilly, unemotional clearness, I perceived that I
was not yet dead. I was still in my body; but all
the multitudinous sensations that come sweeping
from it to make up the background of consciousness,
had gone, leaving me free of it all. No, not
free of it all; for as yet something still held me to
the poor stark flesh upon the bed, held me, yet
not so closely that I did not feel myself external to
it, independent of it, straining away from it. I do
not think I saw, I do not think I heard; but I
perceived all that was going on, and it was as if I
both heard and saw. Haddon was bending over
me, Mowbray behind me; the scalpel—it was a
large scalpel—was cutting my flesh at the side
under the flying ribs. It was interesting to see
myself cut like cheese, without a pang, without
even a qualm. The interest was much of a quality
with that one might feel in a game of chess between
strangers. Haddon’s face was firm, and his hand
steady; but I was surprised to perceive (how I
know now) that he was feeling the gravest doubt
as to his own wisdom in the conduct of the
operation.
Mowbray’s thoughts, too, I could see. He was
190thinking that Haddon’s manner showed too much
of the specialist. New suggestions came up like
bubbles through a stream of frothing meditation,
and burst one after another in the little bright spot
of his consciousness. He could not help noticing
and admiring Haddon’s swift dexterity, in spite of
his envious quality and his disposition to detract.
I saw my liver exposed. I was puzzled at my own
condition. I did not feel that I was dead, but I
was different in some way from my living self.
The grey depression that had weighed on me for
a year or more, and coloured all my thoughts, was
gone. I perceived and thought without any emotional
tint at all. I wondered if every one perceived
things in this way under chloroform, and forgot it
again when he came out of it. It would be inconvenient
to look into some heads, and not forget.
Although I did not think that I was dead, I still
perceived, quite clearly, that I was soon to die.
This brought me back to the consideration of
Haddon’s proceedings. I looked into his mind,
and saw that he was afraid of cutting a branch of
the portal vein. My attention was distracted from
details by the curious changes going on in his
mind. His consciousness was like the quivering
little spot of light which is thrown by the mirror of
a galvanometer. His thoughts ran under it like a
stream, some through the focus bright and distinct,
some shadowy in the half-light of the edge. Just
now the little glow was steady; but the least movement
191on Mowbray’s part, the slightest sound from
outside, even a faint difference in the slow movement
of the living flesh he was cutting, set the light-spot
shivering and spinning. A new sense-impression
came rushing up through the flow of
thoughts; and lo! the light-spot jerked away
towards it, swifter than a frightened fish. It was
wonderful to think that upon that unstable, fitful
thing depended all the complex motions of the
man, that for the next five minutes, therefore, my
life hung upon its movements. And he was growing
more and more nervous in his work. It was
as if a little picture of a cut vein grew brighter,
and struggled to oust from his brain another picture
of a cut falling short of the mark. He was
afraid: his dread of cutting too little was battling
with his dread of cutting too far.
Then, suddenly, like an escape of water from
under a lock gate, a great uprush of horrible
realisation set all his thoughts swirling, and
simultaneously I perceived that the vein was cut.
He started back with a hoarse exclamation, and
I saw the brown-purple blood gather in a swift
bead, and run trickling. He was horrified. He
pitched the red-stained scalpel on to the octagonal
table; and instantly both doctors flung themselves
upon me, making hasty and ill-conceived
efforts to remedy the disaster. “Ice,” said
Mowbray, gasping. But I knew that I was
killed, though my body still clung to me.
192I will not describe their belated endeavours to
save me, though I perceived every detail. My
perceptions were sharper and swifter than they had
ever been in life; my thoughts rushed through my
mind with incredible swiftness, but with perfect
definition. I can only compare their crowded
clarity to the effects of a reasonable dose of
opium. In a moment it would all be over, and
I should be free. I knew I was immortal, but
what would happen I did not know. Should I
drift off presently, like a puff of smoke from a
gun, in some kind of half-material body, an
attenuated version of my material self? Should
I find myself suddenly among the innumerable
hosts of the dead, and know the world about me
for the phantasmagoria it had always seemed?
Should I drift to some spiritualistic séance, and
there make foolish, incomprehensible attempts
to affect a purblind medium? It was a state
of unemotional curiosity, of colourless expectation.
And then I realised a growing stress upon
me, a feeling as though some huge human magnet
was drawing me upward out of my body. The
stress grew and grew. I seemed an atom, for
which monstrous forces were fighting. For one
brief, terrible moment sensation came back to
me. That feeling of falling headlong which
comes in nightmares, that feeling a thousand
times intensified, that and a black horror swept
across my thoughts in a torrent. Then the two
193doctors, the naked body with its cut side, the
little room, swept away from under me, and
vanished, as a speck of foam vanishes down an
eddy.
I was in mid-air. Far below was the West
End of London, receding rapidly,—for I seemed
to be flying swiftly upward,—and, as it receded,
passing westward like a panorama. I could see
through the faint haze of smoke the innumerable
roofs chimney-set, the narrow roadways stippled
with people and conveyances, the little specks of
squares, and the church steeples like thorns
sticking out of the fabric. But it spun away as
the earth rotated on its axis, and in a few seconds
(as it seemed) I was over the scattered clumps
of town about Ealing, the little Thames a thread
of blue to the south, and the Chiltern Hills and
the North Downs coming up like the rim of a
basin, far away and faint with haze. Up I
rushed. And at first I had not the faintest conception
what this headlong upward rush could
mean.
Every moment the circle of scenery beneath
me grew wider and wider, and the details of town
and field, of hill and valley, got more and more
hazy and pale and indistinct, a luminous grey was
mingled more and more with the blue of the hills
and the green of the open meadows; and a little
patch of cloud, low and far to the west, shone
ever more dazzlingly white. Above, as the veil
194of atmosphere between myself and outer space
grew thinner, the sky, which had been a fair
springtime blue at first, grew deeper and richer
in colour, passing steadily through the intervening
shades, until presently it was as dark as the blue
sky of midnight, and presently as black as the
blackness of a frosty starlight, and at last as black
as no blackness I had ever beheld. And first one
star, and then many, and at last an innumerable
host, broke out upon the sky: more stars than
any one has ever seen from the face of the earth.
For the blueness of the sky is the light of the sun
and stars sifted and spread abroad blindingly;
there is diffused light even in the darkest skies of
winter, and we do not see their light by day
because of the dazzling irradiation of the sun.
But now I saw things—I know not how; assuredly
with no mortal eyes—and that defect of bedazzlement
blinded me no longer. The sun was
incredibly strange and wonderful. The body of
it was a disc of blinding white light; not yellowish
as it seems to those who live upon the earth,
but livid white, all streaked with scarlet streaks,
and rimmed about with a fringe of writhing
tongues of red fire. And, shooting halfway
across the heavens from either side of it, and
brighter than the Milky Way, were two pinions
of silver-white, making it look more like those
winged globes I have seen in Egyptian sculpture,
than anything else I can remember upon earth.
195These I knew for the solar corona, though I had
never seen anything of it but a picture during the
days of my earthly life.
When my attention came back to the earth
again, I saw that it had fallen very far away from
me. Field and town were long since indistinguishable,
and all the varied hues of the
country were merging into a uniform bright grey,
broken only by the brilliant white of the clouds
that lay scattered in flocculent masses over Ireland
and the west of England. For now I could
see the outlines of the north of France and Ireland,
and all this island of Britain, save where
Scotland passed over the horizon to the north,
or where the coast was blurred or obliterated by
cloud. The sea was a dull grey, and darker than
the land; and the whole panorama was rotating
slowly towards the east.
All this had happened so swiftly that, until I
was some thousand miles or so from the earth,
I had no thought for myself. But now I perceived
I had neither hands nor feet, parts nor
organs, and that I felt neither alarm nor pain.
All about me, I perceived that the vacancy (for
I had already left the air behind) was cold beyond
the imagination of man; but it troubled me not.
The sun’s rays shot through the void, powerless
to light or heat until they should strike on matter
in their course. I saw things with a serene self-forgetfulness,
even as if I were God. And down
196below there, rushing away from me,—countless
miles in a second,—where a little dark spot on
the grey marked the position of London, two
doctors were struggling to restore life to the poor
hacked and outworn shell I had abandoned. I
felt then such release, such serenity, as I can
compare to no earthly delight I have ever
known.
It was only after I had perceived all these things
that the meaning of that headlong rush of the
earth grew into comprehension. Yet it was so
simple, so obvious, that I was amazed at my never
anticipating the thing that was happening to me.
I had suddenly been cut adrift from matter: all
that was material of me was there upon earth,
whirling away through space, held to the earth by
gravitation, partaking of the earth-inertia, moving
in its wreath of epicycles round the sun, and with
the sun and the planets on their vast march through
space. But the immaterial has no inertia, feels
nothing of the pull of matter for matter: where it
parts from its garment of flesh there it remains (so
far as space concerns it any longer) immovable in
space. I was not leaving the earth: the earth
was leaving me, and not only the earth but the
whole solar system was streaming past. And
about me in space, invisible to me, scattered in
the wake of the earth upon its journey, there must
be an innumerable multitude of souls, stripped
like myself of the material, stripped like myself of
197the passions of the individual and the generous
emotions of the gregarious brute, naked intelligences,
things of newborn wonder and thought,
marvelling at the strange release that had suddenly
come on them!
As I receded faster and faster from the strange
white sun in the black heavens, and from the broad
and shining earth upon which my being had begun,
I seemed to grow, in some incredible manner,
vast: vast as regards this world I had left, vast as
regards the moments and periods of a human life.
Very soon I saw the full circle of the earth, slightly
gibbous, like the moon when she nears her full,
but very great; and the silvery shape of America
was now in the noonday blaze, wherein (as it
seemed) little England had been basking but a few
minutes ago. At first the earth was large, and
shone in the heavens, filling a great part of them;
but every moment she grew smaller and more distant.
As she shrunk, the broad moon in its third
quarter crept into view over the rim of her disc.
I looked for the constellations. Only that part
of Aries directly behind the sun and the Lion
which the earth covered were hidden. I recognised
the tortuous, tattered band of the Milky
Way, with Vega very bright between sun and earth;
and Sirius and Orion shone splendid against the
unfathomable blackness in the opposite quarter of
the heavens. The Polestar was overhead, and the
Great Bear hung over the circle of the earth. And
198away beneath and beyond the shining corona of
the sun were strange groupings of stars I had never
seen in my life; notably a dagger-shaped group
that I knew for the Southern Cross. All these
were no larger than when they had shone on earth;
but the little stars that one scarce sees shone now
as brightly as the first magnitudes had done, while
the larger worlds were points of indescribable glory
and colour. Aldebaran was a spot of blood-red
fire, and Sirius condensed to one point the light of
a world of sapphires. And they shone steadily:
they did not scintillate, they were calmly glorious.
My impressions had an adamantine hardness and
brightness; there was no blurring softness, no
atmosphere, nothing but infinite darkness set with
the myriads of these acute and brilliant points and
specks of light. Presently, when I looked again,
the little earth seemed no bigger than the sun, and
it dwindled, and turned as I looked, until, in a
second’s space (as it seemed to me), it was halved;
and so it went on swiftly dwindling. Far away in
the opposite direction a little pinkish pin’s head of
light, shining steadily, was the planet Mars. I
swam motionless in vacancy, and without a trace
of terror or astonishment, watched the speck of
cosmic dust we call the world fall away from me.
Presently it dawned upon me that my sense of
duration had changed: that my mind was moving
not faster, but infinitely slower; that between each
separate impression there was a period of many
199days. The moon spun once round the earth as I
noted this; and I perceived, clearly, the motion
of Mars in his orbit. Moreover it appeared as if
the time between thought and thought grew steadily
greater, until at last a thousand years was but a
moment in my perception.
At first the constellations had shone motionless
against the black background of infinite space; but
presently it seemed as though the group of stars
about Hercules and the Scorpion was contracting,
while Orion and Aldebaran and their neighbours
were scattering apart. Flashing suddenly out of the
darkness, there came a flying multitude of particles
of rock, glittering like dust-specks in a sunbeam and
encompassed in a faintly luminous haze. They
swirled all about me and vanished again in a twinkling
far behind. And then I saw that a bright spot
of light, that shone a little to one side of my path,
was growing very rapidly larger, and perceived
that it was the planet Saturn rushing towards me.
Larger and larger it grew, swallowing up the
heavens behind it, and hiding every moment a
fresh multitude of stars. I perceived its flattened
whirling body, its disc-like belt, and seven of its
little satellites. It grew and grew, till it towered
enormous, and then I plunged amid a streaming
multitude of clashing stones and dancing dust-particles
and gas-eddies, and saw for a moment the
mighty triple belt like three concentric arches of
moonlight above me, its shadow black on the boiling
200tumult below. These things happened in one
tenth of the time it takes to tell of them. The
planet went by like a flash of lightning; for a few
seconds it blotted out the sun, and there and then
became a mere black, dwindling, winged patch
against the light. The earth, the mother mote of
my being, I could no longer see.
So with a stately swiftness, in the profoundest
silence, the solar system fell from me, as it had
been a garment, until the sun was a mere star amid
the multitude of stars, with its eddy of planet-specks
lost in the confused glittering of the remoter
light. I was no longer a denizen of the solar system:
I had come to the Outer Universe, I seemed
to grasp and comprehend the whole world of
matter. Ever more swiftly the stars closed in about
the spot where Antares and Vega had vanished
in a luminous haze, until that part of the sky had
the semblance of a whirling mass of nebulæ, and
ever before me yawned vaster gaps of vacant
blackness, and the stars shone fewer and fewer.
It seemed as if I moved towards a point between
Orion’s belt and sword; and the void about that
region opened vaster and vaster every second, an
incredible gulf of nothingness into which I was
falling. Faster and ever faster the universe rushed
by, a hurry of whirling motes at last, speeding
silently into the void. Stars, glowing brighter and
brighter, with their circling planets catching the light
in a ghostly fashion as I neared them, shone out and
201vanished again into inexistence; faint comets,
clusters of meteorites, winking specks of matter,
eddying light points whizzed past, some perhaps
a hundred millions of miles or so from me at most,
few nearer, travelling with unimaginable rapidity,
shooting constellations, momentary darts of fire
through the black night. More than anything else
it was like a dusty draught, sunbeam-lit. Broader
and wider and deeper grew the starless space, the
vacant Beyond, into which I was being drawn.
At last a quarter of the heavens was black and
blank, and the whole headlong rush of stellar universe
closed in behind me like a veil of light that
is gathered together. It drove away from me like
a monstrous Jack-o’-lantern driven by the wind. I
had come out into the wilderness of space. Even
the vacant blackness grew broader, until the hosts
of the stars seemed only like a swarm of fiery
specks hurrying away from me, inconceivably
remote, and the darkness, the nothingness and
emptiness, was about me on every side. Soon
the little universe of matter, the cage of points in
which I had begun to be, was dwindling, now to a
whirling disc of luminous glittering, and now to
one minute disc of hazy light. In a little while it
would shrink to a point, and at last would vanish
altogether.
Suddenly feeling came back to me: feeling in
the shape of overwhelming terror,—such a dread
of those dark vastitudes as no words can describe,
202a passionate resurgence of sympathy and social
desire. Were there other souls, invisible to me as
I to them, about me in the blackness? or was I
indeed, even as I felt, alone? Had I passed out
of being into something that was neither being nor
not-being? The covering of the body, the covering
of matter had been torn from me, and the
hallucinations of companionship and security.
Everything was black and silent. I had ceased
to be. I was nothing. There was nothing, save
only that infinitesimal dot of light that dwindled
in the gulf. I strained myself to hear and see,
and for a while there was naught but infinite
silence, intolerable darkness, horror, and despair.
Then I saw that about the spot of light into
which the whole world of matter had shrunk, there
was a faint glow. And in a band on either side of
that the darkness was not absolute. I watched it
for ages, as it seemed to me, and through the long
waiting the haze grew imperceptibly more distinct.
And then about the band appeared an irregular
cloud of the faintest, palest brown. I felt a passionate
impatience; but the things grew brighter
so slowly that they scarce seemed to change.
What was unfolding itself? What was this strange
reddish dawn in the interminable night of space?
The cloud’s shape was grotesque. It seemed
to be looped along its lower side into four projecting
masses, and, above, it ended in a straight line.
What phantom was it? I felt assured I had seen
203that figure before; but I could not think what, nor
where, nor when it was. Then the realisation
rushed upon me. It was a clenched hand. I was
alone, in space, alone with this huge, shadowy
Hand, upon which the whole Universe of Matter
lay like an unconsidered speck of dust. It seemed
as though I watched it through vast periods of
time. On the forefinger glittered a ring; and the
universe from which I had come was but a spot of
light upon the ring’s curvature. And the thing
that the Hand gripped had the likeness of a black
rod. Through a long eternity I watched the Hand,
with the ring and the rod, marvelling and fearing
and waiting helplessly on what might follow. It
seemed as though nothing could follow: that I
should watch forever, seeing only the Hand and
the thing it held, and understanding nothing of its
import. Was the whole universe but a refracting
speck upon some greater Being? Were our worlds
but the atoms of another universe, and those again
of another, and so on through an endless progression?
And what was I? Was I indeed immaterial?
A vague persuasion of a body gathering about me
came into my suspense. The abysmal darkness
about the Hand filled with impalpable suggestions,
with uncertain, fluctuating shapes.
Then, suddenly, came a sound, like the sound
of a tolling bell: faint, as if infinitely far; muffled,
as though heard through thick swathings of darkness,—a
deep vibrating resonance with vast gulfs of
204silence between each stroke. And the Hand
appeared to tighten on the rod. And I saw far
above the Hand, towards the apex of the darkness,
a circle of dim phosphorescence, a ghostly sphere
whence these sounds came throbbing; and at the
last stroke the Hand vanished, for the hour had
come, and I heard a noise of many waters. But
the black rod remained as a great band across the
sky. And then a voice, which seemed to run
to the uttermost parts of space, spoke, saying:
“There will be no more pain.”
At that an almost intolerable gladness and radiance
rushed in upon me, and I saw the circle
shining white and bright, and the rod black and
shining, and many other things else distinct and
clear. And the circle was the face of the clock,
and the rod the rail of my bed. Haddon was
standing at the foot, against the rail, with a small
pair of scissors on his fingers; and the hands of
my clock on the mantel over his shoulder were
clasped together over the hour of twelve. Mowbray
was washing something in a basin at the
octagonal table, and at my side I felt a subdued
feeling that could scarce be spoken of as pain.
The operation had not killed me. And I perceived
suddenly that the dull melancholy of half a
year was lifted from my mind.
THE RECONCILIATION
205
Temple had scarcely been with Findlay five minutes
before he felt his old resentments, and the memory
of that unforgettable wrong growing vivid again.
But with the infatuation of his good resolution still
upon him, he maintained the air of sham reconciliation
that Findlay had welcomed so eagerly. They
talked of this and that, carefully avoiding the
matter of the separation. Temple at first spoke
chiefly of his travels. He stood between the
cabinet of minerals and the fireplace, his whiskey
on the mantel-board, while Findlay sat with his
chair pushed back from his writing-desk, on which
were scattered the dozen little skulls of hedgehogs
and shrew mice upon which he had been working.
Temple’s eye fell upon them, and abruptly
brought his mind round from the topic of West
Africa. “And you—” said Temple. “While
I have been wandering I suppose you have been
going on steadily.”
“Drumming along,” said Findlay.
“To the Royal Society and fame and all the
things we used to dream about—How long
is it?”
“Five years—since our student days.”
206Temple glanced round the room, and his eye
rested for a moment on a round greyish-drab object
that lay in the corner near the door. “The same
fat books and folios, only more of them, the same
smell of old bones, and a dissection—is it the
same one?—in the window. Fame is your
mistress?”
“Fame,” said Findlay. “But it’s hardly fame.
The herd outside say, ‘Eminence in comparative
anatomy.’”
“Eminence in comparative anatomy. No marrying—no
avarice.”
“None,” said Findlay, glancing askance at him.
“I suppose it’s the happiest way of living.
But it wouldn’t be the thing for me. Excitement—but,
I say!”—his eye had fallen again on that
fungoid shape of drabbish-grey—“there’s a limit
to scientific inhumanity. You really mustn’t keep
your door open with a human brainpan.”
He went across the room as he spoke and picked
the thing up. “Brainpan!” said Findlay. “Oh,
that! Man alive, that’s not a brainpan. Where’s
your science?”
“No. I see it’s not,” said Temple, carrying
the object in his hand as he came back to his
former position and scrutinising it curiously.
“But what the devil is it?”
“Don’t you know?” said Findlay.
The thing was about thrice the size of a man’s
hand, like a rough watch-pocket of thick bone.
207Findlay laughed almost naturally. “You have
a bad memory—It’s a whale’s ear-bone.”
“Of course,” said Temple, his appearance of
interest vanishing. “The bulla of a whale. I’ve
forgotten a lot of these things.”
He half turned, and put the thing on the top of
the cabinet beside Findlay’s dumb-bells.
“If you are serious in your music-hall proposal,”
he said, reverting to a jovial suggestion of Findlay’s,
“I am at your service. I’m afraid—I may find
myself a little old for that sort of thing—I haven’t
tried one for ages.”
“But we are meeting to commemorate youth,”
said Findlay.
“And bury our early manhood,” said Temple.
“Well, well—yes, let us go to the music hall, by
all means, if you desire it. It is trivial—and
appropriate. We want no tragic issues.”
When the men returned to Findlay’s study the
little clock in the dimness on the mantel-shelf
was pointing to half-past one. After the departure
the little brown room, with its books and
bones, was undisturbed, save for the two visits
Findlay’s attentive servant paid, to see to the
fire and to pull down the blinds and draw the
curtains. The ticking of the clock was the only
sound in the quiet. Now and then the fire flickered
and stirred, sending blood-red reflections
chasing the shadows across the ceiling, and
208bringing into ghostly transitory prominence some
grotesque grouping of animals’ bones or skulls
upon the shelves. At last the stillness was broken
by the unlatching and slamming of the heavy
street door and the sound of unsteady footsteps
approaching along the passage. Then the door
opened, and the two men came into the warm
firelight.
Temple came in first, his brown face flushed
with drink, his coat unbuttoned, his hands deep
in his trousers’ pockets. His Christmas resolution
had long since dissolved in alcohol. He
was a little puzzled to find himself in Findlay’s
company. And his fuddled brain insisted upon
inopportune reminiscence. He walked straight
to the fire and stood before it, an exaggerated
black figure, staring down into the red glow.
“After all,” he said, “we are fools to quarrel—fools
to quarrel about a little thing like that.
Damned fools!”
Findlay went to the writing-table and felt about
for the matches with quivering hands.
“It wasn’t my doing,” he said.
“It wasn’t your doing,” said Temple. “Nothing
ever was your doing. You are always in the
right—Findlay the all-right.”
Findlay’s attention was concentrated upon the
lamp. His hand was unsteady, and he had some
difficulty in turning up the wicks; one got jammed
down and the other flared furiously. When at
209last it was lit and turned up, he came up to
Temple. “Take your coat off, old man, and
have some more whiskey,” he said. “That was
a ripping little girl in the skirt dance.”
“Fools to quarrel,” said Temple, slowly, and
then woke up to Findlay’s words. “Heigh?”
“Take off your coat and sit down,” said Findlay,
moving up the little metal table and producing
cigars and a syphon and whiskey. “That lamp
gives an infernally bad light, but it is all I have.
Something wrong with the oil. Did you notice
the drudge of that stone-smashing trick?”
Temple remained erect and gloomy, staring
into the fire. “Fools to quarrel,” he said.
Findlay was now half drunk, and his finesse
began to leave him. Temple had been drinking
heavily, and was now in a curious rambling stage.
And Findlay’s one idea now was to close this
curious reunion.
“There’s no woman worth a man’s friendship,”
said Temple, abruptly.
He sat down in an easy chair, poured out and
drank a dose of whiskey and lithia. The idea of
friendship took possession of him, and he became
reminiscent of student days and student
adventures. For some time it was, “Do you
remember” this, and “Do you remember” that.
And Findlay grew cheerful again.
“They were glorious times,” said Findlay,
pouring whiskey into Temple’s glass.
210Then Temple startled him by abruptly reverting
to that bitter quarrel. “No woman in the
world,” he said. “Curse them!”
He began to laugh stupidly. “After all—” he
said, “in the end.”
“Oh, damn!” said Findlay.
“All very well for you to swear,” said Temple,
“but you forget about me. ’Tain’t your place
to swear. If only you’d left things alone—”
“I thought the pass-word was forget,” said
Findlay.
Temple stared into the fire for a space, “Forget,”
he said, and then with a curious return
to a clarity of speech, “Findlay, I’m getting
drunk.”
“Nonsense, man, take some more.”
Temple rose out of his chair with the look of
one awakening. “There’s no reason why I
should get drunk, because—”
“Drink,” said Findlay, “and forget it.”
“Faugh! I want to stick my head in water.
I want to think. What the deuce am I doing
here, with you of all people.”
“Nonsense! Talk and forget it, if you won’t
drink. Do you remember old Jason and the
boxing-gloves? I wonder whether you could put
up your fives now.”
Temple stood with his back to the fire, his
brain spinning with drink, and the old hatred of
Findlay came back in flood. He sought in his
211mind for some offensive thing to say, and his face
grew dark. Findlay saw that a crisis was upon
him and he cursed under his breath. His air of
conviviality, his pose of hearty comforter, grew
more and more difficult. But what else was there
to do?
“Old Jason—full of science and as slow as
an elephant!—but he made boxers of us. Do
you remember our little set-to—at that place in
Gower Street?”
To show his innocent liveliness, his freedom
from preoccupation, Findlay pushed his chair
aside, and stepped out into the middle of the
room. There he began to pose in imitation of
Jason, and to give a colourable travesty of the
old prize-fighter’s instructions. He picked up
his boxing-gloves from the shelf in the recess,
and slipped them on. Temple, lowering there,
on the brink of an explosion, was almost too
much for his nerves. He felt his display of high
spirits was a mistake, but he must go through
with it now.
“Don’t stand glooming there, man. You’re
in just that state when the world looks black as
ink. Drink yourself merry again. There’s no
woman in the world worth a man’s friendship—that’s
agreed upon. Come and have a bout
with these gloves of mine—four-ounce gloves.
There’s nothing sets the blood and spirits stirring
like that.”
212“All right,” said Temple, quite mechanically.
And then, waking up to what he was doing,
“Where are the other gloves?”
“Over there in the corner. On the top of the
mineral cabinet. By Jove! Temple, this is like
old times!”
Temple, quivering strangely, went to the corner.
He meant to thrash Findlay, and knew that in
spite of his lighter weight he would do it. Yet
it seemed puerile and inadequate to the pitch of
absurdity for the wrong Findlay had done him
was great. And, putting his hand on something
pale in the shadow, he touched the bulla of
the whale. The temptation was like a lightning
flash. He slipped one glove on his left hand,
and thrust the fingers of his right into the cavity
of the bulla. It took all his fingers, and covered
his knuckles and all the back of his hand. And
it was so oddly like a thumbless boxing-glove!
Just the very shape of the padded part. His
spirits rose abruptly at the sudden prospect of a
savage joke,—how savage it could be, he did not
know. Meanwhile Findlay, with a nervous alacrity,
moved the lamp into the corner behind the
armchair, and thrust his writing-desk into the
window bay.
“Come on,” said Findlay, behind him, and
abruptly he turned.
Findlay looked straight into his eyes, on guard,
his hands half open. He did not see the strange
213substitute for a glove that covered Temple’s right
hand. Both men were gone so far towards
drunkenness that their power of observation was
obscured. For a moment they stood squaring at
one another, the host smiling, and his guest smiling
also, but with his teeth set; two dark figures
swaying in the firelight and the dim lamplight.
Then Findlay struck at his opponent’s face with
his left hand. As he did so Temple ducked
slightly to the left, and struck savagely over Findlay’s
shoulder at his temple with the bone-covered
fist. The blow was given with such tremendous
force that it sent Findlay reeling sideways, half
stunned, and overcome with astonishment. The
thing struck his ear, and the side of his face went
white at the blow. He struggled to keep his footing,
and as he did so Temple’s gloved right hand
took him in the chest and sent him spinning to
the foot of the cigar cabinet.
Findlay’s eyes were wide open with astonishment.
Temple was a lighter man by a stone or
more than himself, and he did not understand
how he had been felled. He was not stunned,
although he was so dulled by the blow as not to
notice the blood running down his cheek from his
ear. He laughed insincerely, and, almost pulling
the cigar cabinet over, scrambled to his feet, made
as if he would speak, and put up his hand instinctively
as Temple struck out at him again, a feint
with the left hand. Findlay was an expert boxer,
214and, anticipating another right-hand blow over
the ear, struck sharply at once with his own left
hand in Temple’s face, throwing his full weight
into the blow, and dodging Temple’s reply.
Temple’s upper lip was cut against his teeth,
and the taste of blood and the sight of it trickling
down Findlay’s cheek destroyed the last vestiges
of restraint that drink had left him, stripped off
all that education had ever done for him. There
remained now only the savage man-animal, the
creature that thirsts for blood. With a half bestial
cry, he flung himself upon Findlay as he jumped
back, and with a sudden sweep of his right arm
cut down the defence, breaking Findlay’s arm
just above the wrist, and following with three rapid
blows of the bulla upon the face. Findlay gave
an inarticulate cry of astonishment, countered
weakly once, and then went down like a felled
ox. As he fell, Temple fell kneeling upon the
top of him. There was a smash as the lamp went
reeling.
The lamp was extinguished as it fell, and left
the room red and black. Findlay struck heavily
at Temple’s ribs, and Temple, with his left elbow
at Findlay’s neck, swung up his right arm and
struck down a sledge-hammer blow upon the face,
and again and yet again, until the body beneath
his knees had ceased to writhe.
Then suddenly his frenzy left him at the voice
of a woman shrieking so that it filled the room.
215He looked up and crouched motionless as he
heard and saw the study door closing and heard
the patter of feet retreating in panic. Then he
looked down and saw the thing that had once
been the face of Findlay. For an awful minute
he remained kneeling agape.
Then he staggered to his feet and stood over
Findlay’s body in the glow of the dying fire, like
a man awakening from a nightmare. Suddenly
he perceived the bulla on his hand, covered with
blood and hair, and began to understand what
had happened. In a sudden horror he flung the
diabolical thing from him. It struck the floor
near the cigar cabinet, rolled for a yard or so on
its edge, and came to rest in almost the position
it had occupied when he had first set eyes on it.
To Temple’s excited imagination it seemed to be
lying at exactly the same spot, the sole and sufficient
cause of Findlay’s death and his own.
A SLIP UNDER THE MICROSCOPE
216
Outside the laboratory windows was a watery grey
fog, and within a close warmth and the yellow light
of the green-shaded gas lamps that stood two to
each table down its narrow length. On each
table stood a couple of glass jars containing the
mangled vestiges of the crayfish, mussels, frogs,
and guinea-pigs, upon which the students had
been working, and down the side of the room,
facing the windows, were shelves bearing bleached
dissections in spirit, surmounted by a row of
beautifully executed anatomical drawings in white
wood frames and overhanging a row of cubical
lockers. All the doors of the laboratory were
panelled with blackboard, and on these were the
half-erased diagrams of the previous day’s work.
The laboratory was empty, save for the demonstrator,
who sat near the preparation-room door,
and silent, save for a low, continuous murmur,
and the clicking of the rocker microtome at which
he was working. But scattered about the room
were traces of numerous students: hand-bags,
polished boxes of instruments, in one place a
large drawing covered by newspaper, and in
another a prettily bound copy of “News from
217Nowhere,” a book oddly at variance with its surroundings.
These things had been put down
hastily as the students had arrived and hurried at
once to secure their seats in the adjacent lecture-theatre.
Deadened by the closed door, the
measured accents of the professor sounded as
a featureless muttering.
Presently, faint through the closed windows
came the sound of the Oratory clock striking the
hour of eleven. The clicking of the microtome
ceased, and the demonstrator looked at his watch,
rose, thrust his hands into his pockets, and walked
slowly down the laboratory towards the lecture-theatre
door. He stood listening for a moment,
and then his eye fell on the little volume by
William Morris. He picked it up, glanced at the
title, smiled, opened it, looked at the name on the
fly-leaf, ran the leaves through with his hand, and
put it down. Almost immediately the even murmur
of the lecturer ceased, there was a sudden
burst of pencils rattling on the desks in the lecture-theatre,
a stirring, a scraping of feet, and a number
of voices speaking together. Then a firm footfall
approached the door, which began to open,
and stood ajar, as some indistinctly heard question
arrested the new-comer.
The demonstrator turned, walked slowly back
past the microtome and left the laboratory by the
preparation-room door. As he did so, first one,
and then several students carrying note-books,
218entered the laboratory from the lecture-theatre,
and distributed themselves among the little tables,
or stood in a group about the doorway. They
were an exceptionally heterogeneous assembly,—for
while Oxford and Cambridge still recoil from
the blushing prospect of mixed classes, the College
of Science anticipated America in the matter
years ago,—mixed socially, too, for the prestige
of the College is high, and its scholarships, free
of any age limit, dredge deeper even than do
those of the Scotch universities. The class numbered
one and twenty, but some remained in the
theatre questioning the professor, copying the
blackboard diagrams before they were washed off,
or examining the special specimens he had produced
to illustrate the day’s teaching. Of the
nine who had come into the laboratory, three
were girls, one of whom, a little fair woman wearing
spectacles and dressed in greyish green, was
peering out of the window at the fog, while the
other two, both wholesome-looking, plain-faced
school-girls, unrolled and put on the brown holland
aprons they wore while dissecting. Of the
men, two went down the laboratory and sat down
in their places, one a pallid, dark-bearded man
who had once been a tailor, the other a pleasant-featured,
ruddy young man of twenty, dressed
in a well-fitting brown suit, young Wedderburn,
the son of Wedderburn the eye-specialist. The
others formed a little knot near the theatre door.
219One of these, a dwarfed, spectacled figure with a
hunch back, sat on a bent wood stool, two others,
one a short, dark youngster, and the other a
flaxen-haired, reddish-complexioned young man,
stood leaning side by side against the slate sink,
while the fourth stood facing them and maintained
the larger share of the conversation.
This last person was named Hill. He was a
sturdily built young fellow of the same age as
Wedderburn, he had a white face, dark grey eyes,
hair of an indeterminate colour, and prominent,
irregular features. He talked rather louder than
was needful, and thrust his hands deeply into his
pockets. His collar was frayed and blue with the
starch of a careless laundress, his clothes were
evidently ready-made, and there was a patch on
the side of his boot near the toe. And as he
talked or listened to the others, he glanced now
and again towards the lecture-theatre door. They
were discussing the depressing peroration of the
lecture they had just heard, the last lecture it was
in the introductory course in Zoölogy. “From
ovum to ovum is the goal of the higher vertebrata,”
the lecturer had said in his melancholy
tones, and so had neatly rounded off the sketch
of comparative anatomy he had been developing.
The spectacled hunchback had repeated it, with
noisy appreciation, had tossed it towards the fair-haired
student with an evident provocation, and
had started one of those vague, rambling discussions
220on generalities so unaccountably dear to the
student mind all the world over.
“That is our goal, perhaps,—I admit it,—as
far as science goes,” said the fair-haired student,
rising to the challenge. “But there are things
above science.”
“Science,” said Hill, confidently, “is systematic
knowledge. Ideas that don’t come into the system
must anyhow—be loose ideas.” He was
not quite sure whether that was a clever saying
or a fatuity, until his hearers took it seriously.
“The thing I cannot understand,” said the
hunchback, at large, “is whether Hill is a materialist
or not.”
“There is one thing above matter,” said Hill,
promptly, feeling he had a better thing this time,
aware too of some one in the doorway behind
him, and raising his voice a trifle for her benefit,
“and that is—the delusion that there is something
above matter.”
“So we have your gospel at last,” said the
fair-haired student. “It’s all a delusion, is it?
All our aspirations to lead something more than
dogs’ lives, all our work for anything beyond ourselves.
But see how inconsistent you are!
Your socialism, for instance. Why do you trouble
about the interests of the race? Why do you
concern yourself about the beggar in the
gutter? Why are you bothering yourself to lend
that book”—he indicated William Morris by a
221movement of the head—“to every one in the
lab?”
“Girl,” said the hunchback, indistinctly, and
glanced guiltily over his shoulder.
The girl in brown, with the brown eyes, had
come into the laboratory, and stood on the other
side of the table behind him with her rolled-up
apron in one hand, looking over her shoulder,
listening to the discussion. She did not notice
the hunchback, because she was glancing from
Hill to his interlocutor. Hill’s consciousness of
her presence betrayed itself to her only in his
studious ignorance of the fact; but she understood
that and it pleased her. “I see no reason,” said
he, “why a man should live like a brute because
he knows of nothing beyond matter, and does not
expect to exist a hundred years hence.”
“Why shouldn’t he?” said the fair-haired
student.
“Why should he?” said Hill.
“What inducement has he?”
“That’s the way with all you religious people.
It’s all a business of inducements. Cannot a man
seek after righteousness for righteousness’ sake?”
There was a pause. The fair man answered
with a kind of vocal padding, “But—you see—inducement—when
I said inducement—” to
gain time. And then the hunchback came to his
rescue and inserted a question. He was a terrible
person in the debating society with his questions,
222and they invariably took one form,—a demand
for a definition. “What’s your definition of righteousness?”
said the hunchback, at this stage.
Hill experienced a sudden loss of complacency
at this question, but even as it was asked, relief
came in the person of Brooks, the laboratory attendant,
who entered by the preparation-room
door, carrying a number of freshly-killed guinea-pigs
by their hind-legs. “This is the last batch
of material this session,” said the youngster who
had not previously spoken. Brooks advanced
up the laboratory, smacking down a couple of
guinea-pigs at each table, and the discussion
perished abruptly as the students who were
not already in their places hurried to them to
secure the choice of a specimen. There was a
noise of keys rattling on split rings as lockers were
opened, and dissecting instruments taken out.
Hill was already standing by his table, and his box
of scalpels was sticking out of his pocket. The
girl in brown came a step towards him, and leaning
over his table, said softly, “Did you see that
I returned your book, Mr. Hill?”
During the whole scene, she and the book had
been vividly present in his consciousness, but he
made a clumsy pretence of looking at the book
and seeing it for the first time. “Oh, yes,” he
said, taking it up. “I see. Did you like it?”
“I want to ask you some questions about it—sometime.”
223“Certainly,” said Hill. “I shall be glad.” He
stopped awkwardly. “You liked it?” he said.
“It’s a wonderful book. Only some things I
don’t understand.”
Then suddenly the laboratory was hushed by a
curious braying noise. It was the demonstrator.
He was at the blackboard ready to begin the day’s
instruction, and it was his custom to demand silence
by a sound midway between the “Er” of common
intercourse, and the blast of a trumpet. The girl
in brown slipped back to her place, it was immediately
in front of Hill’s, and Hill, forgetting her
forthwith, took a note-book out of the drawer of
his table, turned over its leaves hastily, drew a
stumpy pencil from his pocket, and prepared to
make a copious note of the coming demonstration.
For demonstrations and lectures are the sacred
text of the College students. Books, saving only
the professor’s own, you may—it is even expedient
to—ignore.
Hill was the son of a Landport cobbler, and had
been hooked by a chance blue paper the authorities
had thrown out to the Landport Technical
College. He kept himself in London on his allowance
of a guinea a week, and found that with
proper care this also covered his clothing allowance,
an occasional waterproof collar, that is, and ink and
needles and cotton and such-like necessaries for a
man about town. This was his first year and his
224first session, but the brown old man in Landport
had already got himself detested in many public-houses
by boasting of his son “the professor.”
Hill was a vigorous youngster, with a serene contempt
for the clergy of all denominations, and a
fine ambition to reconstruct the world. He regarded
his scholarship as a brilliant opportunity.
He had begun to read at seven, and had read
steadily whatever came in his way, good or bad,
since then. His worldly experience had been
limited to the Island of Portsea, and acquired chiefly
in the wholesale boot factory in which he had
worked by day, after passing the seventh standard
of the Board School. He had a considerable gift
of speech, as the College Debating Society, which
met amidst the crushing machines and mine
models in the Metallurgical Theatre downstairs,
already recognised, recognised by a violent battering
of desks whenever he rose. And he was just
at that fine emotional age when life opens at the
end of a narrow pass, like a broad valley at one’s
feet, full of the promise of wonderful discoveries
and tremendous achievements. And his own limitations,
save that he knew that he knew neither
Latin or French, were all unknown to him.
At first his interest had been divided pretty
equally between his biological work at the College
and social and theological theorising, an employment
which he took in deadly earnest. Of a night,
when the big museum library was not open, he
225would sit on the bed of his room in Chelsea with
his coat and a muffler on, and write out the lecture
notes and revise his dissection memoranda until
Thorpe called him out by a whistle,—the landlady
objected to open the door to attic visitors,—and
then the two would go prowling about the shadowy,
shiny, gas-lit streets, talking, very much in the
fashion of the sample just given, of the God Idea
and Righteousness and Carlyle and the Reorganisation
of Society. And in the midst of it all, Hill,
arguing not only for Thorpe but for the casual
passer-by, would lose the thread of his argument,
glancing at some pretty, painted face that looked
meaningly at him as he passed. Science and
Righteousness! But once or twice lately there
had been signs that a third interest was creeping
into his life, and he had found his attention wandering
from the fate of the mesoblastic somites or
the probable meaning of the blastopore, to the
thought of the girl with the brown eyes who sat at
the table before him.
She was a paying student; she descended inconceivable
social altitudes to speak to him. At
the thought of the education she must have had
and the accomplishments she must possess, the
soul of Hill became abject within him. She had
spoken to him first over a difficulty about the alisphenoid
of a rabbit’s skull, and he had found that,
in biology at least, he had no reason for self-abasement.
And from that, after the manner of young
226people starting from any starting-point, they got
to generalities, and while Hill attacked her upon
the question of socialism,—some instinct told him
to spare her a direct assault upon her religion,—she
was gathering resolution to undertake what
she told herself was his æsthetic education. She
was a year or two older than he, though the thought
never occurred to him. The loan of “News from
Nowhere” was the beginning of a series of cross
loans. Upon some absurd first principle of his,
Hill had never “wasted time” upon poetry, and
it seemed an appalling deficiency to her. One
day in the lunch hour, when she chanced upon
him alone in the little museum where the
skeletons were arranged, shamefully eating the
bun that constituted his midday meal, she retreated
and returned, to lend him, with a slightly
furtive air, a volume of Browning. He stood
sideways towards her and took the book rather
clumsily, because he was holding the bun in the
other hand. And in the retrospect his voice
lacked the cheerful clearness he could have
wished.
That occurred after the examination in comparative
anatomy, on the day before the College turned
out its students and was carefully locked up by the
officials, for the Christmas holidays. The excitement
of cramming for the first trial of strength
had for a little while dominated Hill to the exclusion
of his other interests. In the forecasts of the
227result in which every one indulged, he was surprised
to find that no one regarded him as a possible
competitor for the Harvey Commemoration Medal,
of which this and the two subsequent examinations
disposed. It was about this time that Wedderburn,
who so far had lived inconspicuously on
the uttermost margin of Hill’s perceptions, began
to take on the appearance of an obstacle. By a
mutual agreement the nocturnal prowlings with
Thorpe ceased for the three weeks before the
examination, and his landlady pointed out that
she really could not supply so much lamp-oil at
the price. He walked to and fro from the College
with little slips of mnemonics in his hand, lists of
crayfish appendages, rabbits’ skull-bones, and vertebrate
nerves, for example, and became a positive
nuisance to foot-passengers in the opposite direction.
But by a natural reaction Poetry and the girl
with the brown eyes ruled the Christmas holiday.
The pending results of the examination became
such a secondary consideration that Hill marvelled
at his father’s excitement. Even had he wished
it, there was no comparative anatomy to read in
Landport, and he was too poor to buy books, but
the stock of poets in the library was extensive and
Hill’s attack was magnificently sustained. He
saturated himself with the fluent numbers of Longfellow
and Tennyson, and fortified himself with
Shakespeare, found a kindred soul in Pope and a
master in Shelley, and heard and fled the siren
228voices of Eliza Cook and Mrs. Hemans. But he
read no more Browning, because he hoped for the
loan of other volumes from Miss Haysman when
he returned to London.
He walked from his lodgings to the College with
that volume of Browning in his shiny black bag,
and his mind teeming with the finest general
propositions about poetry. Indeed he framed
first this little speech and then that with which to
grace the return. The morning was an exceptionally
pleasant one for London, there was a clear,
hard frost and undeniable blue in the sky, a thin
haze softened every outline, and warm shafts of
sunlight struck between the houseblocks and turned
the sunny side of the street to amber and gold.
In the hall of the College he pulled off his glove
and signed his name with fingers so stiff with cold
that the characteristic dash under the signature he
cultivated became a quivering line. He imagined
Miss Haysman about him everywhere. He turned
at the staircase, and there, below, he saw a crowd
struggling at the foot of the notice board. This,
possibly, was the biology list. He forgot Browning
and Miss Haysman for the moment, and joined
the scrimmage. And at last with his cheek flattened
against the sleeve of the man on the step above
him, he read the list:
“Class I.
H. J. Somers Wedderburn.
William Hill.”
229And thereafter followed a second class that is outside
our present sympathies. It was characteristic
that he did not trouble to look for Thorpe on the
Physics list, but backed out of the struggle at once,
and in a curious emotional state between pride
over common second-class humanity and acute
disappointment at Wedderburn’s success, went on
his way upstairs. At the top, as he was hanging
up his coat in the passage, the zoölogical demonstrator,
a young man from Oxford, who secretly
regarded him as a blatant “mugger” of the very
worst type, offered his heartiest congratulations.
At the laboratory door Hill stopped for a second
to get his breath, and then entered. He looked
straight up the laboratory and saw all five girl
students grouped in their places, and Wedderburn,
the once retiring Wedderburn, leaning rather
gracefully against the window, playing with the
blind tassel and talking, apparently, to the five of
them. Now Hill could talk bravely enough and
even overbearingly to one girl, and he could have
made a speech to a roomful of girls, but this business
of standing at ease and appreciating, fencing,
and returning quick remarks round a group, was,
he knew, altogether beyond him. Coming up the
staircase his feelings for Wedderburn had been
generous, a certain admiration perhaps, a willingness
to shake his hand conspicuously and heartily
as one who had fought but the first round. But
before Christmas Wedderburn had never gone up
230to that end of the room to talk. In a flash Hill’s
mist of vague excitement condensed abruptly to a
vivid dislike of Wedderburn. Possibly his expression
changed. As he came up to his place Wedderburn
nodded carelessly to him, and the others
glanced round. Miss Haysman looked at him and
away again, the faintest touch of her eyes. “I
can’t agree with you, Mr. Wedderburn,” she said.
“I must congratulate you on your first class,
Mr. Hill,” said the spectacled girl in green, turning
round and beaming at him.
“It’s nothing,” said Hill, staring at Wedderburn
and Miss Haysman talking together, and eager to
hear what they talked about.
“We poor folks in the second class don’t think
so,” said the girl in spectacles.
What was it Wedderburn was saying? Something
about William Morris! Hill did not answer
the girl in spectacles, and the smile died out
of his face. He could not hear and failed to see
how he could “cut in.” Confound Wedderburn!
He sat down, opened his bag, hesitated whether
to return the volume of Browning forthwith, in the
sight of all, and instead drew out his new note-books
for the short course in elementary botany
that was now beginning, and which would terminate
in February. As he did so a fat heavy man
with a white face and pale grey eyes, Bindon, the
professor of Botany who came up from Kew for
January and February, came in by the lecture-theatre
231door and passed, rubbing his hands together
and smiling in silent affability, down the
laboratory.
In the subsequent six weeks Hill experienced
some very rapid and curiously complex emotional
developments. For the most part he had Wedderburn
in focus—a fact that Miss Haysman
never suspected. She told Hill (for in the comparative
privacy of the museum she talked a good
deal to him of socialism and Browning and general
propositions) that she had met Wedderburn
at the house of some people she knew, and “He’s
inherited his cleverness; for his father, you know,
is the great eye-specialist.”
“My father is a cobbler,” said Hill, quite irrelevantly,
and perceived the want of dignity even as
he said it. But the gleam of jealousy did not
offend her. She conceived herself the fundamental
source of it. He suffered bitterly from a
sense of Wedderburn’s unfairness and a realisation
of his own handicap. Here was this Wedderburn
had picked up a prominent man for a father, and
instead of his losing so many marks on the score
of that advantage, it was counted to him for
righteousness! And while Hill had to introduce
himself and talk to Miss Haysman clumsily over
mangled guinea-pigs in the laboratory, this Wedderburn,
in some backstairs way, had access to
her social altitudes, and could converse in a polished
232argot that Hill understood perhaps, but felt
incapable of speaking. Not of course that he
wanted to. Then it seemed to Hill that for
Wedderburn to come there day after day with
cuffs unfrayed, neatly tailored, precisely barbered,
quietly perfect, was in itself an ill-bred, sneering
sort of proceeding. Moreover, it was a stealthy
thing for Wedderburn to behave insignificantly for
a space, to mock modesty, to lead Hill to fancy
that he himself was beyond dispute the man of
the year, and then suddenly to dart in front of him,
and incontinently to swell up in this fashion. In
addition to these things Wedderburn displayed an
increasing disposition to join in any conversational
grouping that included Miss Haysman, and would
venture, and indeed seek occasion to pass opinions
derogatory to Socialism and Atheism. He goaded
Hill to incivilities by neat, shallow, and exceedingly
effective personalities about the socialist
leaders, until Hill hated Bernard Shaw’s graceful
egotisms, William Morris’s limited editions and
luxurious wall-papers, and Walter Crane’s charmingly
absurd ideal working-men, about as much as
he hated Wedderburn. The dissertations in the
laboratory that had been his glory in the previous
term, became a danger, degenerated into inglorious
tussles with Wedderburn, and Hill kept to
them only out of an obscure perception that his
honour was involved. In the Debating Society
Hill knew quite clearly that, to a thunderous
233accompaniment of banged desks, he could have
pulverised Wedderburn. Only Wedderburn never
attended the Debating Society to be pulverised, because—nauseous
affectation!—he “dined late.”
You must not imagine that these things presented
themselves in quite such a crude form to
Hill’s perception. Hill was a born generaliser.
Wedderburn to him was not so much an individual
obstacle as a type, the salient angle of a class.
The economic theories that, after infinite ferment,
had shaped themselves in Hill’s mind, became
abruptly concrete at the contact. The world
became full of easy-mannered, graceful, gracefully
dressed, conversationally dexterous, finally shallow
Wedderburns, Bishops Wedderburn, Wedderburns,
M.P., Professors Wedderburn, Wedderburn
landlords, all with finger-bowl shibboleths and
epigrammatic cities of refuge from a sturdy debater.
And every one ill clothed or ill dressed,
from the cobbler to the cab runner, was a man
and a brother, a fellow-sufferer, to Hill’s imagination.
So that he became, as it were, a champion
of the fallen and oppressed, albeit to outward
seeming only a self-assertive, ill-mannered young
man, and an unsuccessful champion at that.
Again and again, a skirmish over the afternoon tea
that the girl-students had inaugurated, left Hill
with flushed cheeks and a tattered temper, and
the Debating Society noticed a new quality of
sarcastic bitterness in his speeches.
234You will understand now how it was necessary,
if only in the interests of humanity, that Hill should
demolish Wedderburn in the forthcoming examination
and outshine him in the eyes of Miss Haysman,
and you will perceive, too, how Miss Haysman
fell into some common feminine misconceptions.
The Hill-Wedderburn quarrel, for in his unostentatious
way Wedderburn reciprocated Hill’s ill-veiled
rivalry, became a tribute to her indefinable
charm. She was the Queen of Beauty in a tournament
of scalpels and stumpy pencils. To her
confidential friend’s secret annoyance, it even
troubled her conscience, for she was a good girl,
and painfully aware, from Ruskin and contemporary
fiction, how entirely men’s activities are
determined by women’s attitudes. And if Hill
never by any chance mentioned the topic of love
to her, she only credited him with the finer
modesty for that omission.
So the time came on for the second examination,
and Hill’s increasing pallor confirmed the
general rumour that he was working hard. In
the Aërated Bread Shop near South Kensington
Station you would see him, breaking his bun and
sipping his milk, with his eyes intent upon a
paper of closely written notes. In his bedroom
there were propositions about buds and stems
round his looking-glass, a diagram to catch his
eye, if soap should chance to spare it, above his
washing-basin. He missed several meetings of
235the Debating Society, but he found the chance
encounters with Miss Haysman in the spacious
ways of the adjacent Art Museum, or in the little
Museum at the top of the College, or in the
College corridors, more frequent and very restful.
In particular they used to meet in a little
gallery full of wrought-iron chests and gates, near
the Art Library, and there Hill used to talk,
under the gentle stimulus of her flattering attention,
of Browning and his personal ambitions.
A characteristic she found remarkable in him
was his freedom from avarice. He contemplated
quite calmly the prospect of living all his life on
an income below a hundred pounds a year. But
he was determined to be famous, to make, recognisably
in his own proper person, the world
a better place to live in. He took Bradlaugh
and John Burns for his leaders and models,
poor, even impecunious, Great Men. But Miss
Haysman thought that such lives were deficient
on the æsthetic side, by which, though she did
not know it, she meant good wall-paper and
upholstery, pretty books, tasteful clothes, concerts,
and meals nicely cooked and respectfully
served.
At last came the day of the second examination,
and the professor of botany, a fussy conscientious
man, rearranged all the tables in the
long narrow laboratory to prevent copying, and
put his demonstrator on a chair on a table
236(where he felt, he said, like a Hindoo god) to
see all the cheating, and stuck a notice outside
the door, “Door Closed,” for no earthly reason
that any human being could discover. And all
the morning from ten to one the quill of Wedderburn
shrieked defiance at Hill’s, and the quills
of the others chased their leaders in a tireless
pack. So also it was in the afternoon. Wedderburn
was a little quieter than usual, and Hill’s
face was hot all day, and his overcoat bulged
with text-books and note-books against the last
moment’s revision. And the next day, in the
morning and in the afternoon, was the practical
examination, when sections had to be cut and
slides identified. In the morning Hill was depressed
because he knew he had cut a thick
section, and in the afternoon came the Mysterious
Slip.
It was just the kind of thing that the botanical
professor was always doing. Like the income
tax, it offered a premium to the cheat. It was
a preparation under the microscope, a little glass
slip, held in its place on the stage of the instrument
by light steel clips, and the inscription set
forth that the slip was not to be moved. Each
student was to go in turn to it, sketch it, write
in his book of answers what he considered it to
be, and return to his place. Now to move such
a slip is a thing one can do by a chance movement
of the finger, and in a fraction of a second.
237The professor’s reason for decreeing that the
slip should not be moved depended on the fact
that the object he wanted identified was characteristic
of a certain tree stem. In the position in
which it was placed it was a difficult thing to
recognise, but once the slip was moved so as to
bring other parts of the preparation into view,
its nature was obvious enough.
Hill came to this, flushed from a contest with
staining reagents, sat down on the little stool
before the microscope, turned the mirror to get
the best light, and then out of sheer habit shifted
the slip. At once he remembered the prohibition,
and with an almost continuous motion of
his hands, moved it back, and sat paralysed with
astonishment at his action.
Then slowly he turned his head. The professor
was out of the room, the demonstrator
sat aloft on his impromptu rostrum, reading the
“Q. Jour. Mi. Sci.,” the rest of the examinees
were busy and with their backs to him. Should
he own up to the accident now? He knew quite
clearly what the thing was. It was a lenticel, a
characteristic preparation from the elder-tree.
His eye roved over his intent fellow-students and
Wedderburn suddenly glanced over his shoulder
at him with a queer expression in his eyes. The
mental excitement that had kept Hill at an abnormal
pitch of vigour these two days gave way
to a curious nervous tension. His book of
238answers was beside him. He did not write
down what the thing was, but with one eye at
the microscope he began making a hasty sketch
of it. His mind was full of this grotesque puzzle
in ethics that had suddenly been sprung upon
him. Should he identify it? Or should he leave
this question unanswered? In that case Wedderburn
would probably come out first in the
botanical list. How could he tell now whether
he might not have identified the thing without
shifting it? It was possible that Wedderburn
had failed to recognise it, of course. Suppose
Wedderburn, too, had shifted the slide? He
looked up at the clock. There were fifteen
minutes in which to make up his mind. He
gathered up his book of answers and the coloured
pencils he used in illustrating his replies, and
walked back to his seat.
He read through his manuscript and then sat
thinking and gnawing his knuckle. It would
look queer now if he owned up. He must beat
Wedderburn. He forgot the examples of those
starry gentlemen, John Burns and Bradlaugh.
Besides, he reflected, the glimpse of the rest of
the slip he had had, was after all quite accidental,
forced upon him by chance, a kind of providential
revelation rather than an unfair advantage.
It was not nearly so dishonest to avail himself of
that as it was of Broome, who believed in the efficacy
of prayer, to pray daily for a First-Class.
239“Five minutes more,” said the demonstrator, folding
up his paper and becoming observant. Hill
watched the clock hands until two minutes remained,
then he opened the book of answers, and
with hot ears and an affectation of ease, gave his
drawing of the lenticel its name.
When the second pass list appeared, the previous
positions of Wedderburn and Hill were
reversed, and the spectacled girl in green who
knew the demonstrator in private life (where he
was practically human) said that in the result of
the two examinations taken together, Hill had the
advantage of a mark, 167 to 166, out of a possible
200. Every one admired Hill in a way,
though the suspicion of “mugging” clung to him.
But Hill was to find congratulations and Miss
Haysman’s enhanced opinion of him, and even
the decided decline in the crest of Wedderburn
tainted by an unhappy memory. He felt a remarkable
access of energy at first, and the note
of a Democracy marching to Triumph returned
to his Debating Society speeches; he worked at
his comparative anatomy with tremendous zeal
and effect, and he went on with his æsthetic education.
But through it all, a vivid little picture
was continually coming before his mind’s eye, of
a sneakish person manipulating a slide....
No human being had witnessed the act, and he
was cocksure that no Higher Power existed to
240see it, but for all that it worried him. Memories
are not dead things, but alive; they dwindle in
disuse, but they harden and develop in all sorts
of queer ways if they are being continually fretted.
Curiously enough, though at the time he perceived
clearly that the shifting was accidental, as the
days wore on his memory became confused about
it, until at last he was not sure, although he assured
himself that he was sure, whether the movement
had been absolutely involuntary. Then it
is possible that Hill’s dietary was conducive to
morbid conscientiousness,—a breakfast frequently
eaten in a hurry, a midday bun, and, at such
hours after five as chanced to be convenient, such
meat as his means determined, usually in a chophouse
in a back street off the Brompton Road.
Occasionally he treated himself to threepenny and
ninepenny classics, and they usually represented
a suppression of potatoes or chops. It is indisputable
that outbreaks of self-abasement and emotional
revival have a distinct relation to periods
of scarcity. But apart from this influence on the
feelings, there was in Hill a distinct aversion to
falsity, that the blasphemous Landport cobbler
had inculcated by strap and tongue from his earliest
years. Of one fact about professed Atheists
I am convinced: they may be, they usually are,
fools, void of subtlety, revilers of holy institutions,
brutal speakers, and mischievous knaves; but they
lie with difficulty. If it were not so, if they had
241the faintest grasp of the idea of compromise,
they would simply be liberal Churchmen. And,
moreover, this memory poisoned his regard for
Miss Haysman. For she now preferred him to
Wedderburn so evidently that he felt sure he
cared for her, and began reciprocating her attentions
by timid marks of personal regard,—at one
time he even bought a bunch of violets, carried it
about in his pocket, and produced it with a
stumbling explanation, withered and dead, in the
gallery of old iron. It poisoned, too, the denunciation
of capitalist dishonesty that had been one
of his life’s pleasures. And, lastly, it poisoned his
triumph over Wedderburn. Previously he had
been Wedderburn’s superior in his own eyes, and
had raged simply at a want of recognition. Now
he began to fret at the darker suspicion of a positive
inferiority. He fancied he found justification for
his position in Browning; but they vanished on
analysis. At last, moved curiously enough by
exactly the same motive forces that had resulted
in his dishonesty, he went to Professor Bindon and
made a clean breast of the whole affair. As Hill
was a paid student, Professor Bindon did not ask
him to sit down, and he stood before the Professor’s
desk as he made his confession.
“It’s a curious story,” said Professor Bindon,
slowly realising how the thing reflected on himself,
and then letting his anger rise. “A most remarkable
story. I can’t understand your doing it, and
242I can’t understand this avowal. You’re a type of
student—Cambridge men would never dream—I
suppose I ought to have thought—Why did
you cheat?”
“I didn’t—cheat,” said Hill.
“But you have just been telling me you did.”
“I thought I explained—”
“Either you cheated or you did not cheat.”
“I said my motion was involuntary—”
“I am not a metaphysician, I am a servant of
science—of fact. You were told not to move
the slip. You did move the slip. If that is not
cheating—”
“If I was a cheat,” said Hill, with the note of
hysterics in his voice, “should I come here and
tell you?”
“Your repentance, of course, does you credit,”
said Professor Bindon; “but it does not alter the
original facts.”
“No, sir,” said Hill, giving in, in utter self-abasement.
“Even now you cause an enormous amount of
trouble. The examination list will have to be
revised.”
“I suppose so, sir.”
“Suppose so! Of course it must be revised.
And I don’t see how I can conscientiously pass
you.”
“Not pass me!” said Hill. “Fail me!”
“It’s the rule in all examinations. Or where
243should we be? What else did you expect? You
don’t want to shirk the consequences of your own
acts?”
“I thought perhaps,” said Hill. And then,
“Fail me! I thought, as I told you, you would
simply deduct the marks given for that slip—”
“Impossible!” said Bindon. “Besides, it
would still leave you above Wedderburn. Deduct
only the marks! Preposterous! The Departmental
Regulations distinctly say—”
“But it’s my own admission, sir.”
“The Regulations say nothing whatever of the
manner in which the matter comes to light.
They simply provide—”
“It will ruin me. If I fail this examination,
they won’t renew my scholarship.”
“You should have thought of that before.”
“But, sir, consider all my circumstances—”
“I cannot consider anything. Professors in
this College are machines. The Regulations will
not even let us recommend our students for
appointments. I am a machine, and you have
worked me. I have to do—”
“It’s very hard, sir.”
“Possibly it is.”
“If I am to be failed this examination I might
as well go home at once.”
“That is as you think proper.” Bindon’s
voice softened a little, he perceived he had been
unjust, and, provided he did not contradict himself,
244he was disposed to amelioration. “As a
private person,” he said, “I think this confession
of yours goes far to mitigate your offence. But
you have set the machinery in motion, you know,
and now it must take its course. I—I am really
sorry you gave way.”
A wave of emotion prevented Hill from answering.
Suddenly very vividly he saw the heavily-lined
face of the old Landport cobbler, his father.
“Good God!—What a fool I have been!” he
said hotly and abruptly.
“I hope,” said Bindon, “that it will be a lesson
to you.”
But curiously enough they were not thinking of
quite the same indiscretion.
There was a pause.
“I would like a day to think, sir, and then
I will let you know—about going home, I mean,”
said Hill, moving towards the door.
The next day Hill’s place was vacant. The
spectacled girl in green was, as usual, first with the
news. Wedderburn and Miss Haysman were
talking of the Meistersingers, when she came up
to them.
“Have you heard?” she said.
“Heard what?”
“There was cheating in the examination.”
“Cheating!” said Wedderburn, with his face
suddenly hot. “How?”
245“That slide—”
“Moved? Never!”
“It was. That slide that we weren’t to
move—”
“Nonsense!” said Wedderburn. “Why! How
could they find out? Who do they say—”
“It was Mr. Hill.”
“Hill!”
“Mr. Hill!”
“Not—surely not the immaculate Hill?” said
Wedderburn, recovering.
“I don’t believe it,” said Miss Haysman.
“How do you know?”
“I didn’t,” said the girl in spectacles. “But I
know it now for a fact. Mr. Hill went and confessed
to Professor Bindon himself.”
“By Jove!” said Wedderburn. “Hill of all
people—But I am always inclined to distrust
these philanthropists-on-principle—”
“Are you quite sure?” said Miss Haysman,
with a catch in her breath.
“Quite. It’s dreadful, isn’t it? But you
know, what can you expect? His father is a
cobbler—”
Then Miss Haysman astonished the girl in
spectacles.
“I don’t care. I will not believe it,” she said,
flushing darkly under her warm-tinted skin. “I
will not believe it until he has told me so himself—face
to face. I would scarcely believe it then,”
246and abruptly she turned her back on the girl in
spectacles, and walked to her own place.
“It’s true, all the same,” said the girl in spectacles,
peering and smiling at Wedderburn.
But Wedderburn did not answer her. She was,
indeed, one of those people who are destined to
make unanswered remarks.
IN THE AVU OBSERVATORY
247
The observatory at Avu, in Borneo, stands on the
spur of the mountain. To the north rises the old
crater, black against the unfathomable blue of the
sky. From the little circular building, with its
mushroom dome, the slopes plunge steeply downward
into the black mysteries of the tropical forest
beneath. The little house in which the observer
and his assistant live is about fifty yards from the
observatory, and beyond this are the huts of their
native attendants.
Thaddy, the chief observer, was down with a
slight fever. His assistant, Woodhouse, paused
for a moment in silent contemplation of the tropical
night before commencing his solitary vigil.
The night was very silent. Now and then
voices and laughter came from the native huts, or
the cry of some strange animal was heard from the
midst of the mystery of the forest. Nocturnal
insects appeared in ghostly fashion out of the
darkness, and fluttered round his light. He
thought, perhaps, of all the possibilities of discovery
that still lay in the black tangle beneath him; for
to the naturalist the virgin forests of Borneo are
still a wonderland, full of strange questions and
248half-suspected discoveries. Woodhouse carried a
small lantern in his hand, and its yellow glow
contrasted vividly with the infinite series of tints
between lavender-blue and black in which the
landscape was painted. His hands and face were
smeared with ointment against the attacks of the
mosquitoes.
Even in these days of celestial photography,
work done in a purely temporary erection, and
with only the most primitive appliances in addition
to the telescope, still involves a very large amount
of cramped and motionless watching. He sighed
as he thought of the physical fatigues before him,
stretched himself, and entered the observatory.
The reader is probably familiar with the structure
of an ordinary astronomical observatory. The
building is usually cylindrical in shape, with a very
light hemispherical roof capable of being turned
round from the interior. The telescope is supported
upon a stone pillar in the centre, and a
clockwork arrangement compensates for the earth’s
rotation, and allows a star once found to be continuously
observed. Besides this, there is a compact
tracery of wheels and screws about its point
of support, by which the astronomer adjusts it.
There is, of course, a slit in the movable roof
which follows the eye of the telescope in its survey
of the heavens. The observer sits or lies on a
sloping wooden arrangement, which he can wheel
to any part of the observatory as the position of
249the telescope may require. Within it is advisable
to have things as dark as possible, in order to
enhance the brilliance of the stars observed.
The lantern flared as Woodhouse entered his
circular den, and the general darkness fled into
black shadows behind the big machine, from
which it presently seemed to creep back over the
whole place again as the light waned. The slit
was a profound transparent blue, in which six stars
shone with tropical brilliance, and their light lay,
a pallid gleam, along the black tube of the instrument.
Woodhouse shifted the roof, and then
proceeding to the telescope, turned first one wheel
and then another, the great cylinder slowly swinging
into a new position. Then he glanced through
the finder, the little companion telescope, moved
the roof a little more, made some further adjustments,
and set the clockwork in motion. He took
off his jacket, for the night was very hot, and pushed
into position the uncomfortable seat to which he
was condemned for the next four hours. Then
with a sigh he resigned himself to his watch upon
the mysteries of space.
There was no sound now in the observatory,
and the lantern waned steadily. Outside there
was the occasional cry of some animal in alarm or
pain, or calling to its mate, and the intermittent
sounds of the Malay and Dyak servants. Presently
one of the men began a queer chanting song,
in which the others joined at intervals. After this
250it would seem that they turned in for the night,
for no further sound came from their direction,
and the whispering stillness became more and more
profound.
The clockwork ticked steadily. The shrill hum
of a mosquito explored the place and grew shriller
in indignation at Woodhouse’s ointment. Then the
lantern went out and all the observatory was black.
Woodhouse shifted his position presently, when
the slow movement of the telescope had carried it
beyond the limits of his comfort.
He was watching a little group of stars in the
Milky Way, in one of which his chief had seen or
fancied a remarkable colour variability. It was not
a part of the regular work for which the establishment
existed, and for that reason perhaps Woodhouse
was deeply interested. He must have
forgotten things terrestrial. All his attention was
concentrated upon the great blue circle of the
telescope field—a circle powdered, so it seemed,
with an innumerable multitude of stars, and all
luminous against the blackness of its setting. As
he watched he seemed to himself to become incorporeal,
as if he too were floating in the ether of
space. Infinitely remote was the faint red spot
he was observing.
Suddenly the stars were blotted out. A flash of
blackness passed, and they were visible again.
“Queer,” said Woodhouse. “Must have been
a bird.”
251The thing happened again, and immediately
after the great tube shivered as though it had been
struck. Then the dome of the observatory resounded
with a series of thundering blows. The
stars seemed to sweep aside as the telescope swung
round and away from the slit in the roof.
“Great Scott!” cried Woodhouse. “What’s
this?”
Some huge, vague, black shape, with a flapping
something like a wing, seemed to be struggling in
the aperture of the roof. In another moment the
slit was clear again, and the luminous haze of the
Milky Way shone warm and bright.
The interior of the roof was perfectly black, and
only a scraping sound marked the whereabouts of
the unknown creature.
Woodhouse had scrambled from the seat to his
feet. He was trembling violently and in a perspiration
with the suddenness of the occurrence.
Was the thing, whatever it was, inside or out? It
was big, whatever else it might be. Something
shot across the skylight, and the telescope swayed.
He started violently and put his arm up. It was
in the observatory, then, with him. It was clinging
to the roof, apparently. What the devil was
it? Could it see him?
He stood for perhaps a minute in a state of
stupefaction. The beast, whatever it was, clawed
at the interior of the dome, and then something
flapped almost into his face, and he saw the
252momentary gleam of starlight on a skin like oiled
leather. His water-bottle was knocked off his
little table with a smash.
The sense of some strange bird-creature hovering
a few yards from his face in the darkness was
indescribably unpleasant to Woodhouse. As his
thought returned he concluded that it must be
some night-bird or large bat. At any risk he
would see what it was, and pulling a match from
his pocket, he tried to strike it on the telescope
seat. There was a smoking streak of phosphorescent
light, the match flared for a moment, and
he saw a vast wing sweeping towards him, a gleam
of grey-brown fur, and then he was struck in the
face and the match knocked out of his hand.
The blow was aimed at his temple, and a claw
tore sideways down to his cheek. He reeled and
fell, and he heard the extinguished lantern smash.
Another blow followed as he fell. He was partly
stunned, he felt his own warm blood stream out
upon his face. Instinctively he felt his eyes had
been struck at, and, turning over on his face to
protect them, tried to crawl under the protection
of the telescope.
He was struck again upon the back, and he
heard his jacket rip, and then the thing hit the
roof of the observatory. He edged as far as he
could between the wooden seat and the eyepiece
of the instrument, and turned his body round so
that it was chiefly his feet that were exposed.
253With these he could at least kick. He was still in
a mystified state. The strange beast banged about
in the darkness, and presently clung to the telescope,
making it sway and the gear rattle. Once
it flapped near him, and he kicked out madly and
felt a soft body with his feet. He was horribly
scared now. It must be a big thing to swing the
telescope like that. He saw for a moment the
outline of a head black against the starlight, with
sharply-pointed upstanding ears and a crest between
them. It seemed to him to be as big as a
mastiff’s. Then he began to bawl out as loudly as
he could for help.
At that the thing came down upon him again.
As it did so his hand touched something beside
him on the floor. He kicked out, and the next
moment his ankle was gripped and held by a row
of keen teeth. He yelled again, and tried to free
his leg by kicking with the other. Then he
realised he had the broken water-bottle at his
hand, and, snatching it, he struggled into a sitting
posture, and feeling in the darkness towards his
foot, gripped a velvety ear, like the ear of a big
cat. He had seized the water-bottle by its neck
and brought it down with a shivering crash upon
the head of the strange beast. He repeated the
blow, and then stabbed and jobbed with the
jagged end of it, in the darkness, where he judged
the face might be.
The small teeth relaxed their hold, and at once
254Woodhouse pulled his leg free and kicked hard.
He felt the sickening feel of fur and bone giving
under his boot. There was a tearing bite at his
arm, and he struck over it at the face, as he judged,
and hit damp fur.
There was a pause; then he heard the sound
of claws and the dragging of a heavy body away
from him over the observatory floor. Then there
was silence, broken only by his own sobbing
breathing, and a sound like licking. Everything
was black except the parallelogram of the blue
skylight with the luminous dust of stars, against
which the end of the telescope now appeared in
silhouette. He waited, as it seemed, an interminable
time.
Was the thing coming on again? He felt in his
trouser-pocket for some matches, and found one
remaining. He tried to strike this, but the floor
was wet, and it spat and went out. He cursed.
He could not see where the door was situated.
In his struggle he had quite lost his bearings.
The strange beast, disturbed by the splutter of the
match, began to move again. “Time!” called
Woodhouse, with a sudden gleam of mirth, but the
thing was not coming at him again. He must
have hurt it, he thought, with the broken bottle.
He felt a dull pain in his ankle. Probably he was
bleeding there. He wondered if it would support
him if he tried to stand up. The night outside
was very still. There was no sound of any one
255moving. The sleepy fools had not heard those
wings battering upon the dome, nor his shouts.
It was no good wasting strength in shouting. The
monster flapped its wings and startled him into a
defensive attitude. He hit his elbow against the
seat, and it fell over with a crash. He cursed this,
and then he cursed the darkness.
Suddenly the oblong patch of starlight seemed
to sway to and fro. Was he going to faint? It
would never do to faint. He clenched his fists
and set his teeth to hold himself together. Where
had the door got to? It occurred to him he could
get his bearings by the stars visible through the
skylight. The patch of stars he saw was in Sagittarius
and south-eastward; the door was north—or
was it north by west? He tried to think. If
he could get the door open he might retreat.
It might be the thing was wounded. The suspense
was beastly. “Look here!” he said, “if
you don’t come on, I shall come at you.”
Then the thing began clambering up the side of
the observatory, and he saw its black outline gradually
blot out the skylight. Was it in retreat? He
forgot about the door, and watched as the dome
shifted and creaked. Somehow he did not feel
very frightened or excited now. He felt a curious
sinking sensation inside him. The sharply-defined
patch of light, with the black form moving across
it, seemed to be growing smaller and smaller.
That was curious. He began to feel very thirsty,
256and yet he did not feel inclined to get anything to
drink. He seemed to be sliding down a long
funnel.
He felt a burning sensation in his throat, and
then he perceived it was broad daylight, and that
one of the Dyak servants was looking at him with
a curious expression. Then there was the top
of Thaddy’s face upside down. Funny fellow
Thaddy, to go about like that! Then he grasped
the situation better, and perceived that his head
was on Thaddy’s knee, and Thaddy was giving
him brandy. And then he saw the eyepiece of
the telescope with a lot of red smears on it. He
began to remember.
“You’ve made this observatory in a pretty
mess,” said Thaddy.
The Dyak boy was beating up an egg in brandy.
Woodhouse took this and sat up. He felt a sharp
twinge of pain. His ankle was tied up, so were
his arm and the side of his face. The smashed
glass, red-stained, lay about the floor, the telescope
seat was overturned, and by the opposite
wall was a dark pool. The door was open, and
he saw the grey summit of the mountain against a
brilliant background of blue sky.
“Pah!” said Woodhouse. “Who’s been killing
calves here? Take me out of it.”
Then he remembered the Thing, and the fight
he had had with it.
“What was it?” he said to Thaddy—“the
Thing I fought with?”
257“You know that best,” said Thaddy. “But,
anyhow, don’t worry yourself now about it. Have
some more to drink.”
Thaddy, however, was curious enough, and it
was a hard struggle between duty and inclination
to keep Woodhouse quiet until he was decently
put away in bed, and had slept upon the copious
dose of meat-extract Thaddy considered advisable.
They then talked it over together.
“It was,” said Woodhouse, “more like a big
bat than anything else in the world. It had sharp,
short ears, and soft fur, and its wings were leathery.
Its teeth were little, but devilish sharp, and its
jaw could not have been very strong or else it
would have bitten through my ankle.”
“It has pretty nearly,” said Thaddy.
“It seemed to me to hit out with its claws
pretty freely. That is about as much as I know
about the beast. Our conversation was intimate,
so to speak, and yet not confidential.”
“The Dyak chaps talk about a Big Colugo, a
Klang-utang—whatever that may be. It does not
often attack man, but I suppose you made it
nervous. They say there is a Big Colugo and a
Little Colugo, and a something else that sounds
like gobble. They all fly about at night. For
my own part I know there are flying foxes and
flying lemurs about here; but they are none of
them very big beasts.”
“There are more things in heaven and earth,”
258said Woodhouse,—and Thaddy groaned at the
quotation,—“and more particularly in the forests
of Borneo, than are dreamt of in our philosophies.
On the whole, if the Borneo fauna is going to disgorge
any more of its novelties upon me, I should
prefer that it did so when I was not occupied in
the observatory at night and alone.”
THE TRIUMPHS OF A TAXIDERMIST
259
Here are some of the secrets of taxidermy.
They were told me by the taxidermist in a mood
of elation. He told me them in the time between
the first glass of whiskey and the fourth, when a
man is no longer cautious and yet not drunk. We
sat in his den together; his library it was, his sitting
and his eating room—separated by a bead
curtain, so far as the sense of sight went, from the
noisome den where he plied his trade.
He sat on a deck chair, and when he was not
tapping refractory bits of coal with them, he kept
his feet—on which he wore, after the manner of
sandals, the holey relics of a pair of carpet slippers—out
of the way upon the mantel-piece, among
the glass eyes. And his trousers, by-the-by—though
they have nothing to do with his triumphs—were
a most horrible yellow plaid, such as they
made when our fathers wore side-whiskers and
there were crinolines in the land. Further, his
hair was black, his face rosy, and his eye a fiery
brown; and his coat was chiefly of grease upon a
basis of velveteen. And his pipe had a bowl of
china showing the Graces, and his spectacles were
260always askew, the left eye glaring nakedly at you,
small and penetrating; the right, seen through a
glass darkly, magnified and mild. Thus his discourse
ran: “There never was a man who could
stuff like me, Bellows, never. I have stuffed elephants
and I have stuffed moths, and the things
have looked all the livelier and better for it. And
I have stuffed human beings—chiefly amateur
ornithologists. But I stuffed a nigger once.
“No, there is no law against it. I made him
with all his fingers out and used him as a hat-rack,
but that fool Homersby got up a quarrel with him
late one night and spoilt him. That was before
your time. It is hard to get skins, or I would
have another.
“Unpleasant? I don’t see it. Seems to me
taxidermy is a promising third course to burial or
cremation. You could keep all your dear ones by
you. Bric-à-brac of that sort stuck about the
house would be as good as most company, and
much less expensive. You might have them fitted
up with clockwork to do things.
“Of course they would have to be varnished,
but they need not shine more than lots of people
do naturally. Old Manningtree’s bald head—Anyhow,
you could talk to them without interruption.
Even aunts. There is a great future before
taxidermy, depend upon it. There is fossils
again—”
He suddenly became silent.
261“No, I don’t think I ought to tell you that.”
He sucked at his pipe thoughtfully. “Thanks,
yes. Not too much water.
“Of course, what I tell you now will go no
further. You know I have made some dodos and
a great auk? No! Evidently you are an amateur
at taxidermy. My dear fellow, half the great auks
in the world are about as genuine as the handkerchief
of Saint Veronica, as the Holy Coat of Treves.
We make ’em of grebes’ feathers and the like.
And the great auk’s eggs too!”
“Good heavens!”
“Yes, we make them out of fine porcelain. I
tell you it is worth while. They fetch—one
fetched £300 only the other day. That one was
really genuine, I believe, but of course one is never
certain. It is very fine work, and afterwards you
have to get them dusty, for no one who owns one
of these precious eggs has ever the temerity to
clean the thing. That’s the beauty of the business.
Even if they suspect an egg they do not
like to examine it too closely. It’s such brittle
capital at the best.
“You did not know that taxidermy rose to
heights like that. My boy, it has risen higher. I
have rivalled the hands of Nature herself. One of
the genuine great auks—” his voice fell to a whisper—“one
of the genuine great auks was made
by me.
“No. You must study ornithology, and find
262out which it is yourself. And what is more, I
have been approached by a syndicate of dealers
to stock one of the unexplored skerries to the
north of Iceland with specimens. I may—some
day. But I have another little thing in hand just
now. Ever heard of the dinornis?
“It is one of those big birds recently extinct in
New Zealand. ‘Moa’ is its common name, so-called
because extinct; there is no moa now.
See? Well, they have got bones of it, and from
some of the marshes even feathers and dried bits
of skin. Now, I am going to—well, there is no
need to make any bones about it—going to
forge a complete stuffed moa. I know a chap out
there who will pretend to make the find in a kind
of antiseptic swamp, and say he stuffed it at once,
as it threatened to fall to pieces. The feathers
are peculiar, but I have got a simply lovely way of
dodging up singed bits of ostrich plume. Yes,
that is the new smell you noticed. They can only
discover the fraud with a microscope, and they
will hardly care to pull a nice specimen to bits
for that.
“In this way, you see, I give my little push in
the advancement of science.
“But all this is merely imitating Nature. I
have done more than that in my time. I have—beaten
her.”
He took his feet down from the mantel-board,
and leant over confidentially towards me. “I
263have created birds,” he said in a low voice.
“New birds. Improvements. Like no birds that
was ever seen before.”
He resumed his attitude during an impressive
silence.
“Enrich the universe; rath-er. Some of the
birds I made were new kinds of humming-birds,
and very beautiful little things, but some of them
were simply rum. The rummest, I think, was the
Anomalopteryx Jejuna. Jejunus-a-um—empty—so-called
because there was really nothing in it;
a thoroughly empty bird—except for stuffing.
Old Javvers has the thing now, and I suppose he
is almost as proud of it as I am. It is a masterpiece,
Bellows. It has all the silly clumsiness of
your pelican, all the solemn want of dignity of your
parrot, all the gaunt ungainliness of a flamingo,
with all the extravagant chromatic conflict of a
mandarin duck. Such a bird. I made it out of
the skeletons of a stork and a toucan and a job
lot of feathers. Taxidermy of that kind is just
pure joy, Bellows, to a real artist in the art.
“How did I come to make it? Simple enough,
as all great inventions are. One of those young
genii who write us Science Notes in the papers got
hold of a German pamphlet about the birds of
New Zealand, and translated some of it by means
of a dictionary and his mother-wit—he must have
been one of a very large family with a small mother—and
he got mixed between the living apteryx and
264the extinct anomalopteryx; talked about a bird
five feet high, living in the jungles of the North
Island, rare, shy, specimens difficult to obtain, and
so on. Javvers, who even for a collector, is a
miraculously ignorant man, read these paragraphs,
and swore he would have the thing at any price.
Raided the dealers with inquiries. It shows what
a man can do by persistence—will-power. Here
was a bird-collector swearing he would have a
specimen of a bird that did not exist, that never
had existed, and which for very shame of its own
profane ungainliness, probably would not exist
now if it could help itself. And he got it. He
got it.
“Have some more whiskey, Bellows?” said
the taxidermist, rousing himself from a transient
contemplation of the mysteries of will-power and
the collecting turn of mind. And, replenished, he
proceeded to tell me of how he concocted a most
attractive mermaid, and how an itinerant preacher,
who could not get an audience because of it,
smashed it because it was idolatry, or worse, at
Burslem Wakes. But as the conversation of all
the parties to this transaction, creator, would-be
preserver, and destroyer, was uniformly unfit for
publication, this cheerful incident must still remain
unprinted.
The reader, unacquainted with the dark ways of
the collector, may perhaps be inclined to doubt
my taxidermist; but so far as great auks’ eggs, and
265the bogus stuffed birds are concerned, I find that
he has the confirmation of distinguished ornithological
writers. And the note about the New
Zealand bird certainly appeared in a morning
paper of unblemished reputation, for the taxidermist
keeps a copy and has shown it to me.
A DEAL IN OSTRICHES
266
“Talking of the prices of birds, I’ve seen an
ostrich that cost three hundred pounds,” said the
taxidermist, recalling his youth of travel. “Three
hundred pounds!”
He looked at me over his spectacles. “I’ve
seen another that was refused at four.”
“No,” he said, “it wasn’t any fancy points.
They was just plain ostriches. A little off colour,
too—owing to dietary. And there wasn’t any
particular restriction of the demand either. You’d
have thought five ostriches would have ruled
cheap on an East Indiaman. But the point was,
one of ’em had swallowed a diamond.
“The chap it got it off was Sir Mohini Padishah,
a tremendous swell, a Piccadilly swell you
might say up to the neck of him, and then an
ugly black head and a whopping turban, with this
diamond in it. The blessed bird pecked suddenly
and had it, and when the chap made a fuss it
realised it had done wrong, I suppose, and went
and mixed itself with the others to preserve its
incog. It all happened in a minute. I was
among the first to arrive, and there was this
heathen going over his gods, and two sailors and
267the man who had charge of the birds laughing fit
to split. It was a rummy way of losing a jewel,
come to think of it. The man in charge hadn’t
been about just at the moment, so that he didn’t
know which bird it was. Clean lost, you see. I
didn’t feel half sorry, to tell you the truth. The
beggar had been swaggering over his blessed
diamond ever since he came aboard.
“A thing like that goes from stem to stem of a
ship in no time. Every one was talking about it.
Padishah went below to hide his feelings. At
dinner—he pigged at a table by himself, him and
two other Hindoos—the captain kind of jeered
at him about it, and he got very excited. He
turned round and talked into my ear. He would
not buy the birds; he would have his diamond.
He demanded his rights as a British subject. His
diamond must be found. He was firm upon that.
He would appeal to the House of Lords. The
man in charge of the birds was one of those
wooden-headed chaps you can’t get a new idea
into anyhow. He refused any proposal to interfere
with the birds by way of medicine. His instructions
were to feed them so-and-so and treat
them so-and-so, and it was as much as his place
was worth not to feed them so-and-so, and treat
them so-and-so. Padishah had wanted a stomach-pump—though
you can’t do that to a bird, you
know. This Padishah was full of bad law, like
most of these blessed Bengalis, and talked of
268having a lien on the birds, and so forth. But an
old boy, who said his son was a London barrister,
argued that what a bird swallowed became ipso
facto part of the bird, and that Padishah’s only
remedy lay in an action for damages, and even
then it might be possible to show contributory
negligence. He hadn’t any right of way about
an ostrich that didn’t belong to him. That upset
Padishah extremely, the more so as most of us
expressed an opinion that that was the reasonable
view. There wasn’t any lawyer aboard to settle
the matter, so we all talked pretty free. At last,
after Aden, it appears that he came round to the
general opinion, and went privately to the man in
charge and made an offer for all five ostriches.
“The next morning there was a fine shindy at
breakfast. The man hadn’t any authority to deal
with the birds, and nothing on earth would induce
him to sell; but it seems he told Padishah that
a Eurasian named Potter had already made him
an offer, and on that Padishah denounced Potter
before us all. But I think the most of us thought
it rather smart of Potter, and I know that when
Potter said that he’d wired at Aden to London to
buy the birds, and would have an answer at Suez,
I cursed pretty richly at a lost opportunity.
“At Suez, Padishah gave way to tears—actual
wet tears—when Potter became the owner of the
birds, and offered him two hundred and fifty right
off for the five, being more than two hundred per
269cent. on what Potter had given. Potter said he’d
be hanged if he parted with a feather of them—that
he meant to kill them off one by one, and
find the diamond; but afterwards, thinking it
over, he relented a little. He was a gambling
hound, was this Potter, a little queer at cards, and
this kind of prize-packet business must have suited
him down to the ground. Anyhow, he offered,
for a lark, to sell the birds separately to separate
people by auction at a starting price of £80 for a
bird. But one of them, he said, he meant to
keep for luck.
“You must understand this diamond was a valuable
one—a little Jew chap, a diamond merchant,
who was with us, had put it at three or four thousand
when Padishah had shown it to him—and
this idea of an ostrich gamble caught on. Now it
happened that I’d been having a few talks on general
subjects with the man who looked after these
ostriches, and quite incidentally he’d said one of
the birds was ailing, and he fancied it had indigestion.
It had one feather in its tail almost
all white, by which I knew it, and so when, next
day, the auction started with it, I capped Padishah’s
eighty-five by ninety. I fancy I was a bit
too sure and eager with my bid, and some of the
others spotted the fact that I was in the know.
And Padishah went for that particular bird like an
irresponsible lunatic. At last the Jew diamond
merchant got it for £175, and Padishah said
270£180 just after the hammer came down—so
Potter declared. At any rate, the Jew merchant
secured it, and there and then he got a gun and
shot it. Potter made a Hades of a fuss because he
said it would injure the sale of the other three, and
Padishah, of course, behaved like an idiot; but all
of us were very much excited. I can tell you I was
precious glad when that dissection was over, and
no diamond had turned up—precious glad. I’d
gone to one-forty on that particular bird myself.
“The little Jew was like most Jews—he didn’t
make any great fuss over bad luck; but Potter
declined to go on with the auction until it was
understood that the goods could not be delivered
until the sale was over. The little Jew wanted to
argue that the case was exceptional, and as the
discussion ran pretty even, the thing was postponed
until the next morning. We had a lively
dinner-table that evening, I can tell you, but in
the end Potter got his way, since it would stand
to reason he would be safer if he stuck to all the
birds, and that we owed him some consideration
for his sportsman-like behaviour. And the old
gentleman whose son was a lawyer said he’d been
thinking the thing over and that it was very doubtful
if, when a bird had been opened and the diamond
recovered, it ought not to be handed back
to the proper owner. I remember I suggested it
came under the laws of treasure-trove—which
was really the truth of the matter. There was a
271hot argument, and we settled it was certainly foolish
to kill the bird on board the ship. Then the
old gentleman, going at large through his legal
talk, tried to make out the sale was a lottery and
illegal, and appealed to the captain; but Potter
said he sold the birds as ostriches. He didn’t
want to sell any diamonds, he said, and didn’t
offer that as an inducement. The three birds he
put up, to the best of his knowledge and belief,
did not contain a diamond. It was in the one he
kept—so he hoped.
“Prices ruled high next day all the same.
The fact that now there were four chances instead
of five of course caused a rise. The
blessed birds averaged 227, and, oddly enough,
this Padishah didn’t secure one of ’em—not
one. He made too much shindy, and when he
ought to have been bidding he was talking about
liens, and, besides, Potter was a bit down on
him. One fell to a quiet little officer chap,
another to the little Jew, and the third was
syndicated by the engineers. And then Potter
seemed suddenly sorry for having sold them, and
said he’d flung away a clear thousand pounds,
and that very likely he’d draw a blank, and that
he always had been a fool, but when I went and
had a bit of a talk to him, with the idea of getting
him to hedge on his last chance, I found
he’d already sold the bird he’d reserved to a
political chap that was on board, a chap who’d
272been studying Indian morals and social questions
in his vacation. That last was the three
hundred pounds bird. Well, they landed three
of the blessed creatures at Brindisi—though
the old gentleman said it was a breach of the
Customs regulations—and Potter and Padishah
landed too. The Hindoo seemed half mad as
he saw his blessed diamond going this way and
that, so to speak. He kept on saying he’d get
an injunction—he had injunction on the brain—and
giving his name and address to the chaps
who’d bought the birds, so that they’d know
where to send the diamond. None of them
wanted his name and address, and none of them
would give their own. It was a fine row I can
tell you—on the platform. They all went off
by different trains. I came on to Southampton,
and there I saw the last of the birds, as I came
ashore; it was the one the engineers bought,
and it was standing up near the bridge, in a kind
of crate, and looking as leggy and silly a setting
for a valuable diamond as ever you saw—if it
was a setting for a valuable diamond.
“How did it end? Oh! like that. Well—perhaps.
Yes, there’s one more thing that may
throw light on it. A week or so after landing I
was down Regent Street doing a bit of shopping,
and who should I see arm in arm and having a
purple time of it but Padishah and Potter. If
you come to think of it—
273“Yes. I’ve thought that. Only, you see,
there’s no doubt the diamond was real. And
Padishah was an eminent Hindoo. I’ve seen
his name in the papers—often. But whether
the bird swallowed the diamond certainly is
another matter, as you say.”
THE RAJAH’S TREASURE
274
Between Jehun and Bimabur on the Himalayan
slopes, and between the jungles and the higher
country where the pines and deodars are gathered
together, ruled the petty Rajah, of whose
wonderful treasure I am telling. Very great was
the treasure, people said, for the Rajah had prospered
all his days. He had found Mindapore a
village, and, behold! it was a city. Below his
fort of unhewn stone the flat-roofed huts of mud
had multiplied; and now there sprang up houses
with upstairs rooms, and the place which had
once boasted no more than one buniah man,
engendered a bazaar in the midst of it, as a fat
oyster secretes a pearl. And the Holy Place up
the river prospered, and the road up the passes
was made safe. Merchants and fakirs multiplied
about the wells, men came and went,
twice even white men from the plain on missions
to the people over beyond the deodars, and the
streets of the town were ever denser with poultry
and children, and little dogs dyed yellow, and
with all the multitudinous rich odours of human
increase. As at last, at the crown of his prosperity,
this legend of his treasures began.
275He was a portly, yellow-faced man, with a
long black beard, now steadily growing grey,
thick lips, and shifty eyes. He was pious, very
pious in his daily routine, and swift and unaccountable
in his actions. None dared withstand
him to his face, even in little things. Golam
Shah, his vizier, was but a servant, a carrier of
orders; and Samud Singh, his master of horse,
but a driller of soldiers. They were tools, he
would tell them outright in his pride of power,
staves in his hand that he could break at his
will. He was childless. And his cousin, the
youth Azim Khan, feared him, and only in the
remotest recesses of his heart dared to wish
the Rajah would presently die and make a way
for the cyons.
It would be hard to say when first the rumour
spread that the Rajah of little Mindapore was
making a hoard. None knew how it began or
where. Perhaps from merchants of whom he
had bought. It began long before the days
of the safe. It was said that rubies had been
bought and hidden away; and then not only
rubies, but ornaments of gold, and then pearls,
and diamonds from Golconda, and all manner
of precious stones. Even the Deputy-Commissioner
at Allapore heard of it. At last the story
re-entered the palace at Mindapore itself, and
Azim Khan, who was the Rajah’s cousin and his
heir, and nominally his commander-in-chief, and
276Golam Shah, the chief minister, talked it over
one with another in a tentative way.
“He has something new,” said Golam Shah,
querulously; “he has something new, and he is
keeping it from me.”
Azira Khan watched him cunningly. “I have
told you what I have heard,” he said. “For my
own part I know nothing.”
“He goes to and fro musing and humming to
himself,” said Golam, meditatively, “as one who
thinks of a pleasure.”
“More rubies, they are saying,” said Azim,
dreamily, and repeated, as if for his own pleasure,
“Rubies.” For Azim was the heir.
“Especially is it since that Englishman came,”
said Golam, “three months ago. A big old man,
not wrinkled as an old man should be, but red, and
with red hair streaking his grey, and with a tight
skin and a big body sticking out before. So. An
elephant of a man, a great quivering mud-bank of
a man, who laughed mightily, so that the people
stopped and listened in the street. He came, he
laughed, and as he went away we heard them
laugh together—”
“Well?” said Azim.
“He was a diamond merchant, perhaps—or a
dealer in rubies. Do Englishmen deal in such
things?”
“Would I had seen him!” said Azim.
“He took gold away,” said Golam.
277Both were silent for a space, and the purring
noise of the wheel of the upper well, and the chatter
of voices about it rising and falling, made a
pleasant sound in the air. “Since the Englishman
went,” said Golam, “he has been different. He
hides something from me—something in his robe.
Rubies! What else can it be?”
“He has not buried it?” said Azim.
“He will. Then he will want to dig it up again
and look at it,” said Golam, for he was a man of
experience. “I go softly. Sometimes almost I
come upon him. Then he starts—”
“He grows old and nervous,” said Azim, and
there was a pause.
“Before the English came,” said Golam, looking
at the rings upon his fingers, as he recurred to
his constant preoccupation; “there were no Rajahs
nervous and old.”
That, I say, was even before the coming of the
safe. It came in a packing case. Such a case it
was as had never been seen before on all the slopes
of the Himalayan mountains, it was an elephant’s
burden even on the plain. It was days drawing
nearer and nearer. At Allapore crowds went to
see it pass upon the railway. Afterwards elephants
and then a great multitude of men dragged
it up the hills. And this great case being opened
in the Hall of Audience revealed within itself a
monstrous iron box, like no other box that had
ever come to the city. It had been made, so the
278story went, by necromancers in England, expressly
to the order of the Rajah, that he might keep his
treasure therein and sleep in peace. It was so
hard that the hardest files powdered upon its corners,
and so strong that cannon fired point-blank
at it would have produced no effect upon it. And
it locked with a magic lock. There was a word,
and none knew the word but the Rajah. With
that word, and a little key that hung about his
neck, one could open the lock; but without it
none could do so.
The Rajah caused this safe to be built into the
wall of his palace in a little room beyond the Hall
of Audience. He superintended the building up
of it with jealous eyes. And thereafter he would
go thither day by day, once at least every day,
coming back with brighter eyes. “He goes to
count his treasure,” said Golam Shah, standing
beside the empty daïs.
And in those days it was that the Rajah began
to change. He who had been cunning and subtle
became choleric and outspoken. His judgment
grew harsh, and a taint that seemed to all about
him to be assuredly the taint of avarice crept into
his acts. Moreover, which inclined Golam Shah
to hopefulness, he seemed to take a dislike to Azim
Khan. Once indeed he made a kind of speech
in the Hall of Audience. Therein he declared
many times over in a peculiarly husky voice, husky
yet full of conviction, that Azim Khan was not
279worth a half anna, not worth a half anna to any
human soul.
In these latter days of the Rajah’s decline, moreover,
when merchants came, he would go aside
with them secretly into the little room, and speak
low, so that those in the Hall of Audience, howsoever
they strained their ears, could hear nothing
of his speech. These things Golam Shah and
Azim Khan and Samud Singh, who had joined
their councils, treasured in their hearts.
“It is true about the treasure,” said Azim;
“they talked of it round the well of the travellers,
even the merchants from Tibet had heard the tale,
and had come this way with jewels of price, and
afterwards they went secretly telling no one.”
And ever and again, it was said, came a negro
mute from the plains, with secret parcels for the
Rajah. “Another stone,” was the rumour that
went the round of the city.
“The bee makes hoards,” said Azim Khan, the
Rajah’s heir, sitting in the upper chamber of Golam
Shah. “Therefore, we will wait awhile.” For
Azim was more coward than traitor.
At last there were men in the Deccan even who
could tell you particulars of the rubies and precious
stones that the Rajah had gathered together. But
so circumspect was the Rajah that Azim Khan and
Golam Shah had never even set eyes on the glittering
heaps that they knew were accumulating in the
safe.
280The Rajah always went into the little room alone,
and even then he locked the door of the little
room—it had a couple of locks—before he went
to the safe and used the magic word. How all
the ministers and officers and guards listened and
looked at one another as the door of the room
behind the curtain closed!
The Rajah changed indeed, in these days, not
only in the particulars of his rule, but in his appearance.
“He is growing old. How fast he
grows old! The time is almost ripe,” whispered
Samud Singh. The Rajah’s hand became tremulous,
his step was now sometimes unsteady, and
his memory curiously defective. He would come
back out from the treasure-room, and his hand would
tighten fiercely on the curtain, and he would
stumble on the steps of the daïs. “His eyesight
fails,” said Golam. “See!—His turban is askew.
He is sleepy even in the forenoon, before the heat
of the day. His judgments are those of a child.”
It was a painful sight to see a man so suddenly
old and enfeebled still ruling men.
“He may go on yet, a score of years,” said
Golam Shah.
“Should a ruler hoard riches,” said Shere Ali,
in the guardroom, “and leave his soldiers unpaid?”
That was the beginning of the end.
It was the thought of the treasure won over the
soldiers, even as it did the mollahs and the eunuchs.
Why had the Rajah not buried it in some unthinkable
281place, as his father had done before him, and
killed the diggers with his hand? “He has
hoarded,” said Samud, with a chuckle,—for the
old Rajah had once pulled his beard,—“only to
pay for his own undoing.” And in order to insure
confidence, Golam Shah went beyond the truth
perhaps, and gave a sketchy account of the treasures
to this man and that, even as a casual eyewitness
might do.
Then, suddenly and swiftly, the palace revolution
was accomplished. When the lonely old Rajah
was killed, a shot was to be fired from the harem
lattice, bugles were to be blown, and the sepoys
were to turn out in the square before the palace,
and fire a volley in the air. The murder was done
in the dark save for a little red lamp that burnt in
the corner. Azim knelt on the body and held up
the wet beard, and cut the throat wide and deep
to make sure. It was so easy! Why had he
waited so long? And then, with his hands covered
with warm blood, he sprang up eagerly—Rajah
at last!—and followed Golam and Samud and the
eunuchs down the long, faintly moonlit passage,
towards the Hall of Audience.
As they did so, the crack of a rifle sounded far
away, and after a pause came the first awakening
noises of the town. One of the eunuchs had an
iron bar, and Samud carried a pistol in his hand.
He fired into the locks of the treasure-room, and
wrecked them, and the eunuch smashed the door
282in. Then they all rushed in together, none standing
aside for Azim. It was dark, and the second
eunuch went reluctantly to get a torch, in fear lest
his fellow murderers should open the safe in his
absence.
But he need have had no fear. The cardinal
event of that night is the triumphant vindication of
the advertised merits of Chobbs’ unrivalled safes.
The tumult that occurred between the Mindapore
sepoys and the people need not concern us. The
people loved not the new Rajah—let that suffice.
The conspirators got the key from round the dead
Rajah’s neck, and tried a multitude of the magic
words of the English that Samud Singh knew, even
such words as “Kemup” and “Gorblimey”—in
vain.
In the morning, the safe in the treasure-room
remained intact and defiant, the woodwork about
it smashed to splinters, and great chunks of stone
knocked out of the wall, dents abundantly scattered
over its impregnable door, and a dust of files below.
And the shifty Golam had to explain the matter
to the soldiers and mollahs as best he could. This
was an extremely difficult thing to do, because in
no kind of business is prompt cash so necessary
as in the revolutionary line.
The state of affairs for the next few days in
Mindapore was exceedingly strained. One fact
stands out prominently, that Azim Khan was hopelessly
feeble. The soldiers would not at first believe
283in the exemplary integrity of the safe, and a
deputation insisted in the most occidental manner
in verifying the new Rajah’s statements. Moreover,
the populace clamoured, and then by a naked
man running, came the alarming intelligence that
the new Deputy-Commissioner at Allapore was
coming headlong and with soldiers to verify the
account of the revolution Golam Shah and Samud
Singh had sent him in the name of Azim.
The new Deputy-Commissioner was a raw young
man, partly obscured by a pith helmet, and chock
full of zeal and the desire for distinction; and he
had heard of the treasure. He was going, he said,
to sift the matter thoroughly. On the arrival of
this distressing intelligence there was a hasty and
informal council of state (at which Azim was not
present), a counter-revolution was arranged, and
all that Azim ever learnt of it was the sound of a
footfall behind him, and the cold touch of a pistol
barrel on the neck.
When the Commissioner arrived, that dexterous
statesman, Golam Shah, and that honest soldier,
Samud Singh, were ready to receive him, and they
had two corpses, several witnesses, and a neat little
story. In addition to Azim they had shot an unpopular
officer of the Mindapore sepoys. They
told the Commissioner how Azim had plotted
against the Rajah and raised a military revolt, and
how the people, who loved the old Rajah, even as
Golam Shah and Samud Singh loved him, had
284quelled the revolt, and how peace was restored
again. And Golam explained how Azim had
fought for life even in the Hall of Audience, and
how he, Golam, had been wounded in the struggle,
and how Samud had shot Azim with his own hand.
And the Deputy-Commissioner, being weak in
his dialect, had swallowed it all. All round the
Deputy-Commissioner, in the minds of the people,
the palace, and the city, hung the true story of the
case, as it seemed to Golam Shah, like an avalanche
ready to fall; and yet the Deputy-Commissioner
did not learn of it for four days. And Golam and
Samud went to and fro, whispering and pacifying,
promising to get at the treasure as soon as the
Deputy-Commissioner could be got out of the way.
And as they went to and fro so also the report
went to and fro—that Golam and Samud had
opened the safe and hidden the treasure, and
closed and locked it again; and bright eyes watched
them curiously and hungrily even as they had
watched the Rajah in the days that were gone.
“This city is no longer an abiding place for you
and me,” said Golam Shah, in a moment of clear
insight. “They are mad about this treasure.
Golconda would not satisfy them.”
The Deputy-Commissioner, when he heard their
story, did indeed make knowing inquiries (as
knowing as the knowingness of the English goes)
in order to show himself not too credulous; but
he elicited nothing. He had heard tales of treasure,
285had the Commissioner, and of a great box?
So had Golam and Samud, but where it was they
could not tell. They too had certainly heard tales
of treasure—many tales indeed. Perhaps there
was treasure.
Had the Deputy-Commissioner had the scientific
turn of mind, he would have observed that a
strong smell of gunpowder still hung about the
Audience Chamber, more than was explained by
the narrative told him; and had he explored the
adjacent apartments, he would presently have discovered
the small treasure-room with its smashed
locks, and the ceiling now dependent ruins, and
amid the ruins the safe, bulging perilously from the
partly collapsed walls, but still unconquered, and
with its treasures unexplored. Also it is a fact that
Golam Shah’s bandaged hand was not the consequence
of heroism in combat, but of certain private
blasting operations too amateurishly prosecuted.
So you have the situation: Deputy-Commissioner
installed in the palace, sending incorrect
information to headquarters and awaiting instructions,
the safe as safe as ever; assistant conspirators
grumbling louder and louder; and Golam and
Samud getting more and more desperate lest this
voice should reach the Deputy’s ears.
Then came the night when the Commissioner
heard a filing and a tapping, and being a brave
man, rose and went forthwith, alone and very
quietly, across the Hall of Audience, pistol in hand,
286in search of the sound. Across the Hall a light
came from an open door that had been hidden in
the day by a curtain. Stopping silently in the
darkness of the outer apartment, he looked into
the treasure-room. And there stood Golam with
his arm in a sling, holding a lantern, while Samud
fumbled with pieces of wire and some little keys.
They were without boots, but otherwise they were
dressed ready for a journey.
The Deputy-Commissioner was, for a Government
official, an exceedingly quick-witted man.
He slipped back in the darkness again, and within
five minutes, Golam and Samud, still fumbling,
heard footsteps hurrying across the Hall of Audience,
and saw a flicker of light. Out went their
lantern, with a groan because of a bandaged arm,
but it was too late. In another moment Lieutenant
Earl, in pyjamas and boots, but with a brace
of revolvers and a couple of rifles behind him,
stood in the doorway of the treasure-room, and
Golam and Samud were caught. Samud clicked
his pistol and then threw it down, for it was three
to one—Golam being not only a bandaged man,
but fundamentally a man of peace.
When the intelligence of this treachery filtered
from the palace into the town, there was an outbreak
of popular feeling, and a dozen officious
persons set out to tell the Deputy-Commissioner
the true connection between Golam, Samud, and
the death of the Rajah. The first to penetrate to
287the Deputy-Commissioner’s presence was an angry
fakir, from the colony that dwelt about the Holy
place. And after a patient hearing the Deputy-Commissioner
extracted the thread of the narrative
from the fabric of curses in which the holy man
presented it.
“This is most singular,” said the Deputy-Commissioner
to the Lieutenant, standing in the treasure-room
(which looked as though the palace had been
bombarded), and regarding the battered but still
inviolable safe. “Here we seem to have the key
of the whole position.”
“Key!” said the Lieutenant. “It’s the key
they haven’t got.”
“Curious mingling of the new and the old,” said
the Deputy-Commissioner. “Patent safe—and
a hoard.”
“Send to Allapore and wire Chobbs, I suppose?”
said the Lieutenant.
The Deputy-Commissioner signified that was his
intention, and they set guards before and behind
and all about the treasure-room, until the proper
instructions about the lock should come.
So it was that the Pax Britannica solemnly took
possession of the Rajah’s hoard, and men in Simla
heard the news, and envied that Deputy-Commissioner
his adventure with all their hearts. For his
promptitude and decision was a matter of praise,
and they said that Mindapore would certainly be
annexed and added to the district over which he
288ruled. Only a fat old man named MacTurk, living
in Allapore, a big man with a noisy quivering
laugh, and a secret trade with certain native potentates,
did not hear the news, excepting only the
news of the murder of the Rajah and the departure
of the Deputy-Commissioner, for several days.
He heard nothing of the disposition of the treasure—an
unfortunate thing, since, among other things,
he had sold the Rajah his safe, and may even have
known the word by which the lock was opened.
The Deputy-Commissioner had theatrical tastes.
These he gratified under the excuse that display
was above all things necessary in dealing with
Orientals. He imprisoned his four malefactors
theatrically, and when the instructions came from
Chobbs he had the safe lugged into the Hall of
Audience, in order to open it with more effect.
The Commissioner sat on the daïs, while the engineer
worked at the safe on the crimson steps.
In the central space was stretched a large white
cloth. It reminded the Deputy-Commissioner
of a picture he had seen of Alexander at Damascus
receiving the treasures of Darius.
“It is gold,” said one bystander to another.
“There was a sound of chinking as they brought
the safe in. My brother was among those who
hauled.”
The engineer clicked the lock. Every eye in
the Hall of Audience grew brighter and keener,
excepting the eyes of the Deputy-Commissioner.
289He felt the dignity of his responsibilities, and sat
upon the daïs looking as much like the Pax
Britannica as possible.
“Holy Smoke!” said the engineer, and slammed
the safe again. A murmur of exclamations ran
round the hall. Every one was asking every one
else what they had seen.
“An asp!” said some one.
The Deputy-Commissioner lost his imperturbability.
“What is it?” he said, springing to his
feet. The engineer leant across the safe and
whispered two words, something indistinct and
with a blasphemous adjective in front.
“What?” said the Deputy-Commissioner,
sharply.
“Glass!” said the engineer, in a bitter whisper.
“Broken bottles. ’Undreds!”
“Let me see!” said the Deputy-Commissioner,
losing all his dignity.
“Scotch, if I’m not mistaken,” said the engineer,
sniffing curiously.
“Curse it!” said the Deputy-Commissioner,
and looked up to meet a multitude of ironical
eyes. “Er—
“The assembly is dismissed,” said the Deputy-Commissioner.
“What a fool he must have looked!” wheezed
MacTurk, who did not like the Deputy-Commissioner.
“What a fool he must have looked!
290“Simple enough,” said MacTurk, “when you
know how it came about.”
“But how did it come about?” asked the
station-master.
“Secret drinking,” said MacTurk. “Bourbon
whiskey. I taught him how to take it myself.
But he didn’t dare let on that he was doing it,
poor old chap! Mindapore’s one of the most
fanatically Mahometan states in the hills you see.
And he always was a secretive kind of chap, and
given to doing things by himself. So he got that
safe to hide it in, and keep the bottles. Broke
’em up to pack, I s’pose, when it got too full.
Lord! I might ha’ known. When people spoke
of his treasure—I never thought of putting
that and the safe and the Bourbon together!
But how plain it is! And what a sell for Parkinson.
Pounded glass! The accumulation of
years! Lord!—I’d, ’a’ given a couple of stone
off my weight to see him open that safe!”
THE STORY OF DAVIDSON’S EYES — I — II — III — IV — V
291
The transitory mental aberration of Sidney Davidson,
remarkable enough in itself, is still more
remarkable if Wade’s explanation is to be credited.
It sets one dreaming of the oddest possibilities of
intercommunication in the future, of spending an
intercalary five minutes on the other side of the
world, or being watched in our most secret operations
by unsuspected eyes. It happened that I
was the immediate witness of Davidson’s seizure,
and so it falls naturally to me to put the story
upon paper.
When I say that I was the immediate witness of
his seizure, I mean that I was the first on the
scene. The thing happened at the Harlow Technical
College just beyond the Highgate Archway.
He was alone in the larger laboratory when the
thing happened. I was in the smaller room,
where the balances are, writing up some notes.
The thunderstorm had completely upset my work,
of course. It was just after one of the louder
peals that I thought I heard some glass smash in
the other room. I stopped writing, and turned
round to listen. For a moment I heard nothing;
the hail was playing the devil’s tattoo on the corrugated
292zinc of the roof. Then came another
sound, a smash—no doubt of it this time. Something
heavy had been knocked off the bench. I
jumped up at once and went and opened the
door leading into the big laboratory.
I was surprised to hear a queer sort of laugh,
and saw Davidson standing unsteadily in the middle
of the room, with a dazzled look on his face.
My first impression was that he was drunk. He
did not notice me. He was clawing out at something
invisible a yard in front of his face. He put
out his hand, slowly, rather hesitatingly, and then
clutched nothing. “What’s come to it?” he
said. He held up his hands to his face, fingers
spread out. “Great Scott!” he said. The
thing happened three or four years ago, when
every one swore by that personage. Then he began
raising his feet clumsily, as though he had
expected to find them glued to the floor.
“Davidson!” cried I. “What’s the matter
with you?” He turned round in my direction
and looked about for me. He looked over me
and at me and on either side of me, without the
slightest sign of seeing me. “Waves,” he said;
“and a remarkably neat schooner. I’d swear
that was Bellows’s voice. Hullo!” He shouted
suddenly at the top of his voice.
I thought he was up to some foolery. Then I
saw littered about his feet the shattered remains of
the best of our electrometers. “What’s up,
293man?” said I. “You’ve smashed the electrometer!”
“Bellows again!” said he. “Friends left, if
my hands are gone. Something about electrometers.
Which way are you, Bellows?” He
suddenly came staggering towards me. “The
damned stuff cuts like butter,” he said. He
walked straight into the bench and recoiled.
“None so buttery, that!” he said, and stood
swaying.
I felt scared. “Davidson,” said I, “what on
earth’s come over you?”
He looked round him in every direction. “I
could swear that was Bellows. Why don’t you
show yourself like a man, Bellows?”
It occurred to me that he must be suddenly
struck blind. I walked round the table and laid
my hand upon his arm. I never saw a man more
startled in my life. He jumped away from me,
and came round into an attitude of self-defence,
his face fairly distorted with terror. “Good
God!” he cried. “What was that?”
“It’s I—Bellows. Confound it, Davidson!”
He jumped when I answered him and stared—how
can I express it?—right through me. He
began talking, not to me, but to himself. “Here
in broad daylight on a clear beach. Not a place
to hide in.” He looked about him wildly.
“Here! I’m off.” He suddenly turned and
ran headlong into the big electro-magnet—so
294violently that, as we found afterwards, he bruised
his shoulder and jawbone cruelly. At that he
stepped back a pace, and cried out with almost a
whimper, “What, in Heaven’s name, has come
over me?” He stood, blanched with terror and
trembling violently, with his right arm clutching
his left, where that had collided with the magnet.
By that time I was excited, and fairly excited.
“Davidson,” said I, “don’t be afraid.”
He was startled at my voice, but not so excessively
as before. I repeated my words in as clear
and firm a tone as I could assume. “Bellows,”
he said, “is that you?”
“Can’t you see it’s me?”
He laughed. “I can’t even see it’s myself.
Where the devil are we?”
“Here,” said I, “in the laboratory.”
“The laboratory!” he answered, in a puzzled
tone, and put his hand to his forehead. “I was
in the laboratory—till that flash came, but I’m
hanged if I’m there now. What ship is that?”
“There’s no ship,” said I. “Do be sensible,
old chap.”
“No ship!” he repeated, and seemed to forget
my denial forthwith. “I suppose,” said he, slowly,
“we’re both dead. But the rummy part is I feel
just as though I still had a body. Don’t get used
to it all at once, I suppose. The old shop was
struck by lightning, I suppose. Jolly quick thing,
Bellows—eigh?”
295“Don’t talk nonsense. You’re very much
alive. You are in the laboratory, blundering about.
You’ve just smashed a new electrometer. I don’t
envy you when Boyce arrives.”
He stared away from me towards the diagrams
of cryohydrates. “I must be deaf,” said he.
“They’ve fired a gun, for there goes the puff of
smoke, and I never heard a sound.”
I put my hand on his arm again, and this time
he was less alarmed. “We seem to have a sort
of invisible bodies,” said he. “By Jove! there’s
a boat coming round the headland! It’s very
much like the old life after all—in a different
climate.”
I shook his arm. “Davidson,” I cried, “wake
up!”
It was just then that Boyce came in. So soon
as he spoke Davidson exclaimed: “Old Boyce!
Dead too! What a lark!” I hastened to explain
that Davidson was in a kind of somnambulistic
trance. Boyce was interested at once. We
both did all we could to rouse the fellow out of
his extraordinary state. He answered our questions,
and asked us some of his own, but his attention
seemed distracted by his hallucination about
a beach and a ship. He kept interpolating observations
concerning some boat and the davits and
sails filling with the wind. It made one feel queer,
296in the dusky laboratory, to hear him saying such
things.
He was blind and helpless. We had to walk him
down the passage, one at each elbow, to Boyce’s
private room, and while Boyce talked to him there,
and humoured him about this ship idea, I went
along the corridor and asked old Wade to come
and look at him. The voice of our Dean sobered
him a little, but not very much. He asked where
his hands were, and why he had to walk about up
to his waist in the ground. Wade thought over
him a long time—you know how he knits his
brows—and then made him feel the couch, guiding
his hands to it. “That’s a couch,” said Wade.
“The couch in the private room of Professor
Boyce. Horsehair stuffing.”
Davidson felt about, and puzzled over it, and
answered presently that he could feel it all right,
but he couldn’t see it.
“What do you see?” asked Wade. Davidson
said he could see nothing but a lot of sand and
broken-up shells. Wade gave him some other
things to feel, telling him what they were, and
watching him keenly.
“The ship is almost hull down,” said Davidson,
presently, apropos of nothing.
“Never mind the ship,” said Wade. “Listen
to me, Davidson. Do you know what hallucination
means?”
“Rather,” said Davidson.
297“Well, everything you see is hallucinatory.”
“Bishop Berkeley,” said Davidson.
“Don’t mistake me,” said Wade. “You are
alive, and in this room of Boyce’s. But something
has happened to your eyes. You cannot see;
you can feel and hear, but not see. Do you follow
me?”
“It seems to me that I see too much.” Davidson
rubbed his knuckles into his eyes. “Well?”
he said.
“That’s all. Don’t let it perplex you. Bellows,
here, and I will take you home in a cab.”
“Wait a bit.” Davidson thought. “Help me
to sit down,” said he, presently; “and now—I’m
sorry to trouble you—but will you tell me
all that over again?”
Wade repeated it very patiently. Davidson
shut his eyes, and pressed his hands upon his forehead.
“Yes,” said he. “It’s quite right. Now
my eyes are shut I know you’re right. That’s
you, Bellows, sitting by me on the couch. I’m in
England again. And we’re in the dark.”
Then he opened his eyes. “And there,” said
he, “is the sun just rising, and the yards of the
ship, and a tumbled sea, and a couple of birds
flying. I never saw anything so real. And I’m
sitting up to my neck in a bank of sand.”
He bent forward and covered his face with his
hands. Then he opened his eyes again. “Dark
sea and sunrise! And yet I’m sitting on a sofa in
old Boyce’s room!—God help me!”
298
That was the beginning. For three weeks this
strange affection of Davidson’s eyes continued unabated.
It was far worse than being blind. He
was absolutely helpless, and had to be fed like a
newly-hatched bird, and led about and undressed.
If he attempted to move he fell over things or struck
himself against walls or doors. After a day or so
he got used to hearing our voices without seeing
us, and willingly admitted he was at home,
and that Wade was right in what he told him.
My sister, to whom he was engaged, insisted on
coming to see him, and would sit for hours every
day while he talked about this beach of his.
Holding her hand seemed to comfort him immensely.
He explained that when we left the
College and drove home,—he lived in Hampstead
Village,—it appeared to him as if we drove right
through a sandhill—it was perfectly black until
he emerged again—and through rocks and trees
and solid obstacles, and when he was taken to his
own room it made him giddy and almost frantic
with the fear of falling, because going upstairs
seemed to lift him thirty or forty feet above the
rocks of his imaginary island. He kept saying he
should smash all the eggs. The end was that he
had to be taken down into his father’s consulting
room and laid upon a couch that stood there.
He described the island as being a bleak kind
299of place on the whole, with very little vegetation,
except some peaty stuff, and a lot of bare rock.
There were multitudes of penguins, and they made
the rocks white and disagreeable to see. The sea
was often rough, and once there was a thunderstorm,
and he lay and shouted at the silent flashes.
Once or twice seals pulled up on the beach, but
only on the first two or three days. He said it
was very funny the way in which the penguins used
to waddle right through him, and how he seemed
to lie among them without disturbing them.
I remember one odd thing, and that was when
he wanted very badly to smoke. We put a pipe
in his hands—he almost poked his eye out with
it—and lit it. But he couldn’t taste anything.
I’ve since found it’s the same with me—I don’t
know if it’s the usual case—that I cannot enjoy
tobacco at all unless I can see the smoke.
But the queerest part of his vision came when
Wade sent him out in a bath-chair to get fresh air.
The Davidsons hired a chair, and got that deaf
and obstinate dependent of theirs, Widgery, to
attend to it. Widgery’s ideas of healthy expeditions
were peculiar. My sister, who had been to
the Dog’s Home, met them in Camden Town,
towards King’s Cross. Widgery trotting along
complacently, and Davidson evidently most distressed,
trying in his feeble, blind way to attract
Widgery’s attention.
He positively wept when my sister spoke to him.
300“Oh, get me out of this horrible darkness!” he
said, feeling for her hand. “I must get out of it,
or I shall die.” He was quite incapable of explaining
what was the matter, but my sister decided
he must go home, and presently, as they went up
the hill towards Hampstead, the horror seemed to
drop from him. He said it was good to see the
stars again, though it was then about noon and a
blazing day.
“It seemed,” he told me afterwards, “as if I
was being carried irresistibly towards the water.
I was not very much alarmed at first. Of course
it was night there—a lovely night.”
“Of course?” I asked, for that struck me as
odd.
“Of course,” said he. “It’s always night there
when it is day here— Well, we went right into
the water, which was calm and shining under the
moonlight—just a broad swell that seemed to
grow broader and flatter as I came down into it.
The surface glistened just like a skin—it might
have been empty space underneath for all I could
tell to the contrary. Very slowly, for I rode slanting
into it, the water crept up to my eyes. Then
I went under, and the skin seemed to break and
heal again about my eyes. The moon gave a
jump up in the sky and grew green and dim, and
fish, faintly glowing, came darting round me—and
things that seemed made of luminous glass, and I
passed through a tangle of seaweeds that shone with
301an oily lustre. And so I drove down into the sea,
and the stars went out one by one, and the moon
grew greener and darker, and the seaweed became
a luminous purple-red. It was all very faint and
mysterious, and everything seemed to quiver.
And all the while I could hear the wheels of the
bath-chair creaking, and the footsteps of people
going by, and a man with a bell crying coals.
“I kept sinking down deeper and deeper into
the water. It became inky black about me, not a
ray from above came down into that darkness, and
the phosphorescent things grew brighter and
brighter. The snaky branches of the deeper weeds
flickered like the flames of spirit lamps; but, after
a time, there were no more weeds. The fishes
came staring and gaping towards me, and into me
and through me. I never imagined such fishes before.
They had lines of fire along the sides of them
as though they had been outlined with a luminous
pencil. And there was a ghastly thing swimming
backwards with a lot of twining arms. And then I
saw, coming very slowly towards me through the
gloom, a hazy mass of light that resolved itself as it
drew nearer into multitudes of fishes, struggling and
darting round something that drifted. I drove on
straight towards it, and presently I saw in the
midst of the tumult, and by the light of the fish, a
bit of splintered spar looming over me, and a dark
hull tilting over, and some glowing phosphorescent
forms that were shaken and writhed as the
302fish bit at them. Then it was I began to try to
attract Widgery’s attention. A horror came upon
me. Ugh! I should have driven right into those
half-eaten—things. If your sister had not come!
They had great holes in them, Bellows, and—Never
mind. But it was ghastly!”
For three weeks Davidson remained in this singular
state, seeing what at the time we imagined was
an altogether phantasmal world, and stone blind
to the world around him. Then, one Tuesday,
when I called, I met old Davidson in the passage.
“He can see his thumb!” the old gentleman said,
in a perfect transport. He was struggling into his
overcoat. “He can see his thumb, Bellows!” he
said, with the tears in his eyes. “The lad will be
all right yet.”
I rushed in to Davidson. He was holding up a
little book before his face, and looking at it and
laughing in a weak kind of way.
“It’s amazing,” said he. “There’s a kind of
patch come there.” He pointed with his finger.
“I’m on the rocks as usual, and the penguins are
staggering and flapping about as usual, and there’s
been a whale showing every now and then, but
it’s got too dark now to make him out. But put
something there, and I see it—I do see it. It’s
very dim and broken in places, but I see it all the
303same, like a faint spectre of itself. I found it out
this morning while they were dressing me. It’s
like a hole in this infernal phantom world. Just
put your hand by mine. No—not there. Ah!
Yes! I see it. The base of your thumb and a
bit of cuff! It looks like the ghost of a bit of your
hand sticking out of the darkening sky. Just by
it there’s a group of stars like a cross coming
out.”
From that time Davidson began to mend. His
account of the change, like his account of the vision,
was oddly convincing. Over patches of his field
of vision the phantom world grew fainter, grew
transparent, as it were, and through these translucent
gaps he began to see dimly the real world
about him. The patches grew in size and number,
ran together and spread until only here and there
were blind spots left upon his eyes. He was able
to get up and steer himself about, feed himself
once more, read, smoke, and behave like an ordinary
citizen again. At first it was very confusing
to him to have these two pictures overlapping each
other like the changing views of a lantern, but in
a little while he began to distinguish the real from
the illusory.
At first he was unfeignedly glad, and seemed
only too anxious to complete his cure by taking
exercise and tonics. But as that odd island of his
began to fade away from him, he became queerly
interested in it. He wanted particularly to go
304down into the deep sea again, and would spend
half his time wandering about the low-lying parts
of London, trying to find the water-logged wreck
he had seen drifting. The glare of real daylight
very soon impressed him so vividly as to blot out
everything of his shadowy world, but of a night-time,
in a darkened room, he could still see the
white-splashed rocks of the island, and the clumsy
penguins staggering to and fro. But even these
grew fainter and fainter, and, at last, soon after he
married my sister, he saw them for the last time.
And now to tell of the queerest thing of all.
About two years after his cure, I dined with the
Davidsons, and after dinner a man named Atkins
called in. He is a lieutenant in the Royal Navy,
and a pleasant, talkative man. He was on friendly
terms with my brother-in-law, and was soon on
friendly terms with me. It came out that he was
engaged to Davidson’s cousin, and incidentally he
took out a kind of pocket photograph case to
show us a new rendering of his fiancée. “And,
by-the-by,” said he, “here’s the old Fulmar.”
Davidson looked at it casually. Then suddenly
his face lit up. “Good heavens!” said he. “I
could almost swear—”
“What?” said Atkins.
“That I had seen that ship before.”
305“Don’t see how you can have. She hasn’t
been out of the South Seas for six years, and
before then—”
“But,” began Davidson, and then, “Yes—that’s
the ship I dreamt of. I’m sure that’s the
ship I dreamt of. She was standing off an island
that swarmed with penguins, and she fired a gun.”
“Good Lord!” said Atkins, who had never
heard the particulars of the seizure. “How the
deuce could you dream that?”
And then, bit by bit, it came out that on the
very day Davidson was seized, H. M. S. Fulmar
had actually been off a little rock to the south of
Antipodes Island. A boat had landed overnight
to get penguins’ eggs, had been delayed, and a
thunderstorm drifting up, the boat’s crew had
waited until the morning before rejoining the ship.
Atkins had been one of them, and he corroborated,
word for word, the descriptions Davidson had
given of the island and the boat. There is not
the slightest doubt in any of our minds that Davidson
has really seen the place. In some unaccountable
way, while he moved hither and thither
in London, his sight moved hither and thither in
a manner that corresponded, about this distant
island. How is absolutely a mystery.
That completes the remarkable story of Davidson’s
eyes. It is perhaps the best authenticated
case in existence of a real vision at a distance.
Explanation there is none forthcoming, except
306what Professor Wade has thrown out. But his
explanation invokes the Fourth Dimension, and a
dissertation on theoretical kinds of space. To
talk of there being “a kink in space” seems mere
nonsense to me; it may be because I am no
mathematician. When I said that nothing would
alter the fact that the place is eight thousand miles
away, he answered that two points might be a yard
away on a sheet of paper and yet be brought together
by bending the paper round. The reader
may grasp his argument, but I certainly do not.
His idea seems to be that Davidson, stooping
between the poles of the big electro-magnet, had
some extraordinary twist given to his retinal elements
through the sudden change in the field of
force due to the lightning.
He thinks, as a consequence of this, that it may
be possible to live visually in one part of the world,
while one lives bodily in another. He has even
made some experiments in support of his views;
but, so far, he has simply succeeded in blinding a
few dogs. I believe that is the net result of his
work, though I have not seen him for some weeks.
Latterly, I have been so busy with my work in
connection with the Saint Pancras installation that
I have had little opportunity of calling to see
him. But the whole of his theory seems fantastic to
me. The facts concerning Davidson stand on an
altogether different footing, and I can testify personally
to the accuracy of every detail I have given.
THE CONE
307
The night was hot and overcast, the sky redrimmed
with the lingering sunset of midsummer.
They sat at the open window trying to fancy the
air was fresher there. The trees and shrubs of
the garden stood stiff and dark; beyond in the
roadway a gas lamp burnt, bright orange against
the hazy blue of the evening. Further were the
three lights of the railway signal against the lowering
sky. The man and woman spoke to one
another in low tones.
“He does not suspect?” said the man, a little
nervously.
“Not he,” she said peevishly, as though that
too irritated her. “He thinks of nothing but the
works and the prices of fuel. He has no imagination,
no poetry—”
“None of these men of iron have,” he said
sententiously. “They have no hearts.”
“He has not,” she said. She turned her discontented
face towards the window. The distant
sound of a roaring and rushing drew nearer and
grew in volume; the house quivered; one heard
the metallic rattle of the tender. As the train
passed there was a glare of light above the cutting
308and a driving tumult of smoke; one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight black oblongs—eight
trucks—passed across the dim grey of the embankment,
and were suddenly extinguished one
by one in the throat of the tunnel, which, with the
last, seemed to swallow down train, smoke, and
sound in one abrupt gulp.
“This country was all fresh and beautiful once,”
he said; “and now—it is Gehenna. Down that
way—nothing but pot-banks and chimneys belching
fire and dust into the face of heaven— But
what does it matter? An end comes, an end to
all this cruelty—to-morrow.” He spoke the
last word in a whisper.
“To-morrow,” she said, speaking in a whisper
too, and still staring out of the window.
“Dear!” he said, putting his hand on hers.
She turned with a start, and their eyes searched
one another’s. Hers softened to his gaze. “My
dear one,” she said, and then: “It seems so
strange—that you should have come into my life
like this—to open—” She paused.
“To open?” he said.
“All this wonderful world—” she hesitated
and spoke still more softly—“this world of love
to me.”
Then suddenly the door clicked and closed.
They turned their heads, and he started violently
back. In the shadow of the room stood a great
shadowy figure—silent. They saw the face dimly
309in the half-light, with unexpressive dark patches
under the pent-house brows. Every muscle in
Raut’s body suddenly became tense. When could
the door have opened? What had he heard?
Had he heard all? What had he seen? A tumult
of questions.
The new-comer’s voice came at last, after a
pause that seemed interminable. “Well?” he
said.
“I was afraid I had missed you, Horrocks,” said
the man at the window, gripping the window-ledge
with his hand. His voice was unsteady.
The clumsy figure of Horrocks came forward
out of the shadow. He made no answer to
Raut’s remark. For a moment he stood above
them.
The woman’s heart was cold within her. “I
told Mr. Raut it was just possible you might come
back,” she said, in a voice that never quivered.
Horrocks, still silent, sat down abruptly in the
chair by her little work-table. His big hands
were clenched; one saw now the fire of his eyes
under the shadow of his brows. He was trying
to get his breath. His eyes went from the
woman he had trusted to the friend he had
trusted, and then back to the woman.
By this time and for the moment all three
half understood one another. Yet none dared
say a word to ease the pent-up things that
choked them.
310It was the husband’s voice that broke the
silence at last.
“You wanted to see me?” he said to Raut.
Raut started as he spoke. “I came to see
you,” he said, resolved to lie to the last.
“Yes?” said Horrocks.
“You promised,” said Raut, “to show me some
fine effects of moonlight and smoke.”
“I promised to show you some fine effects of
moonlight and smoke,” repeated Horrocks, in a
colourless voice.
“And I thought I might catch you to-night
before you went down to the works,” proceeded
Raut, “and come with you.”
There was another pause. Did the man mean
to take the thing coolly? Did he after all know?
How long had he been in the room? Yet even
at the moment when they heard the door, their
attitudes—Horrocks glanced at the profile of
the woman, shadowy pallid in the half-light.
Then he glanced at Raut, and seemed to recover
himself suddenly. “Of course,” he said,
“I promised to show you the works under their
proper dramatic conditions. It’s odd how I
could have forgotten.”
“If I’m troubling you—” began Raut.
Horrocks started again. A new light had suddenly
come into the sultry gloom of his eyes.
“Not in the least,” he said.
“Have you been telling Mr. Raut of all these
311contrasts of flame and shadow you think so
splendid?” said the woman, turning now to her
husband for the first time, her confidence creeping
back again, her voice just one half-note
too high. “That dreadful theory of yours that
machinery is beautiful and everything else in the
world ugly. I thought he would not spare you,
Mr. Raut. It’s his great Theory, his one discovery
in Art—”
“I am slow to make discoveries,” said Horrocks,
grimly, damping her suddenly. “But what
I discover—” He stopped.
“Well?” she said.
“Nothing,” and suddenly he rose to his feet.
“I promised to show you the works,” he said
to Raut, and put his big, clumsy hand on his
friend’s shoulder. “And you are ready to go?”
“Quite,” said Raut, and stood up also.
There was another pause. Each of them
peered through the indistinctness of the dusk
at the other two. Horrocks’s hand still rested
on Raut’s shoulder. Raut half fancied still that
the incident was trivial after all. But Mrs. Horrocks
knew her husband better, knew that grim
quiet in his voice, and the confusion in her mind
took a vague shape of physical evil. “Very well,”
said Horrocks, and, dropping his hand, turned
towards the door.
“My hat?” Raut looked round in the half-light.
312“That’s my work-basket,” said Mrs. Horrocks,
with a gust of hysterical laughter. The hands
came together on the back of the chair. “Here
it is!” he said. She had an impulse to warn
him in an undertone, but she could not frame a
word. “Don’t go!” and “Beware of him!”
struggled in her mind, and the swift moment
passed.
“Got it?” said Horrocks, standing with door
half open.
Raut stepped towards him. “Better say good-bye
to Mrs. Horrocks,” said the ironmaster, even
more grimly quiet in his tone than before.
Raut started and turned. “Good evening,
Mrs. Horrocks,” he said, and their hands
touched.
Horrocks held the door open with a ceremonial
politeness unusual in him towards men.
Raut went out and then, after a wordless look
at her, her husband followed. She stood motionless
while Raut’s light footfall and her husband’s
heavy tread, like bass and treble, passed
down the passage together. The front door
slammed heavily. She went to the window,
moving slowly, and stood watching—leaning forward.
The two men appeared for a moment at
the gateway in the road, passed under the street
lamp, and were hidden by the black masses of
the shrubbery. The lamplight fell for a moment
on their faces, showing only unmeaning pale
313patches, telling nothing of what she still feared,
and doubted, and craved vainly to know. Then
she sank down into a crouching attitude in the
big arm-chair, her eyes wide open and staring
out at the red lights from the furnaces that flickered
in the sky. An hour after she was still there,
her attitude scarcely changed.
The oppressive stillness of the evening weighed
heavily upon Raut. They went side by side
down the road in silence, and in silence turned
into the cinder-made by-way that presently opened
out the prospect of the valley.
A blue haze, half dust, half mist, touched the
long valley with mystery. Beyond were Hanley
and Etruria, grey and dark masses, outlined
thinly by the rare golden dots of the street
lamps, and here and there a gas-lit window, or
the yellow glare of some late-working factory
or crowded public-house. Out of the masses,
clear and slender against the evening sky, rose
a multitude of tall chimneys, many of them
reeking, a few smokeless during a season of
“play.” Here and there a pallid patch and
ghostly stunted beehive shapes showed the position
of a pot-bank, or a wheel, black and sharp
against the hot lower sky, marked some colliery
where they raise the iridescent coal of the place.
Nearer at hand was the broad stretch of railway,
and half invisible trains shunted—a steady puffing
and rumbling, with every run a ringing concussion
314and a rhythmic series of impacts, and
a passage of intermittent puffs of white steam
across the further view. And to the left, between
the railway and the dark mass of the low
hill beyond, dominating the whole view, colossal,
inky black, and crowned with smoke and fitful
flames, stood the great cylinders of the Jeddah
Company Blast Furnaces, the central edifices of
the big ironworks of which Horrocks was the
manager. They stood heavy and threatening,
full of an incessant turmoil of flames and seething
molten iron, and about the feet of them
rattled the rolling mills, and the steam hammer
beat heavily and splashed the white iron sparks
hither and thither. Even as they looked a
truckful of fuel was shot into one of the giants,
and the red flames gleamed out, and a confusion
of smoke and black dust came boiling upwards
towards the sky.
“Certainly you get some fine effects of colour
with your furnaces,” said Raut, breaking a silence
that had become apprehensive.
Horrocks grunted. He stood with his hands in
his pockets, frowning down at the dim steaming
railway and the busy ironworks beyond, frowning
as if he were thinking out some knotty problem.
Raut glanced at him and away again. “At
present your moonlight effect is hardly ripe,” he
continued, looking upward; “the moon is still
smothered by the vestiges of daylight.”
315Horrocks stared at him with the expression of a
man who has suddenly awakened. “Vestiges of
daylight! Of course, of course.” He too looked
up at the moon, pale still in the midsummer sky.
“Come along,” he said suddenly, and, gripping
Raut’s arm in his hand, made a move towards
the path that dropped from them towards the
railway.
Raut hung back. Their eyes met and saw a
thousand things in a moment that their lips came
near to say. Horrocks’s hand tightened and then
relaxed. He left go, and before Raut was aware,
they were arm in arm, and walking, one unwillingly
enough, down the path.
“You see the fine effect of the railway signals
towards Burslem,” said Horrocks, suddenly breaking
into loquacity, striding fast and tightening the
grip of his elbow the while. “Little green lights
and red and white lights, all against the haze.
You have an eye for effect, Raut. It’s a fine
effect. And look at those furnaces of mine, how
they rise upon us as we come down the hill.
That to the right is my pet—seventy feet of him.
I packed him myself, and he’s boiled away cheerfully
with iron in his guts for five long years. I’ve
a particular fancy for him. That line of red there,—a
lovely bit of warm orange you’d call it,
Raut,—that’s the puddler’s furnaces, and there,
in the hot light, three black figures—did you see
the white splash of the steam hammer then?—that’s
316the rolling mills. Come along! Clang,
clatter, how it goes rattling across the floor!
Sheet tin, Raut,—amazing stuff. Glass mirrors
are not in it when that stuff comes from the mill.
And, squelch!—there goes the hammer again.
Come along!”
He had to stop talking to catch at his breath.
His arm twisted into Raut’s with benumbing
tightness. He had come striding down the black
path towards the railway as though he was possessed.
Raut had not spoken a word, had simply
hung back against Horrocks’s pull with all his
strength.
“I say,” he said now, laughing nervously, but
with an undernote of snarl in his voice, “why on
earth are you nipping my arm off, Horrocks, and
dragging me along like this?”
At length Horrocks released him. His manner
changed again. “Nipping your arm off!” he said.
“Sorry. But it’s you taught me the trick of walking
in that friendly way.”
“You haven’t learnt the refinements of it yet
then,” said Raut, laughing artificially again. “By
Jove! I’m black and blue.” Horrocks offered
no apology. They stood now near the bottom
of the hill, close to the fence that bordered the
railway. The ironworks had grown larger and
spread out with their approach. They looked up
to the blast furnaces now instead of down; the
further view of Etruria and Hanley had dropped
317out of sight with their descent. Before them, by
the stile, rose a notice board, bearing, still dimly
visible, the words “BEWARE OF THE TRAINS,” half
hidden by splashes of coaly mud.
“Fine effects,” said Horrocks, waving his arm.
“Here comes a train. The puffs of smoke, the
orange glare, the round eye of light in front of it,
the melodious rattle. Fine effects! But these
furnaces of mine used to be finer, before we
shoved cones in their throats and saved the gas.”
“How?” said Raut. “Cones?”
“Cones, my man, cones. I’ll show you one
nearer. The flames used to flare out of the open
throats, great—what is it?—pillars of cloud by
day, red and black smoke, and pillars of fire by
night. Now we run it off in pipes and burn it to
heat the blast, and the top is shut by a cone.
You’ll be interested in that cone.”
“But every now and then,” said Raut, “you
get a burst of fire and smoke up there.”
“The cone’s not fixed, it’s hung by a chain
from a lever and balanced by an equipoise. You
shall see it nearer. Else, of course, there’d be
no way of getting fuel into the thing. Every now
and then the cone dips and out comes the flare.”
“I see,” said Raut. He looked over his shoulder.
“The moon gets brighter,” he said.
“Come along,” said Horrocks, abruptly, gripping
his shoulder again, and moving him suddenly
towards the railway crossing. And then came one
318of those swift incidents, vivid, but so rapid that
they leave one doubtful and reeling. Half-way
across, Horrocks’s hand suddenly clenched upon
him like a vice, and swung him backward and
through a half turn, so that he looked up the line.
And there a chain of lamp-lit carriage-windows
telescoped swiftly as it came towards them, and
the red and yellow lights of an engine grew larger
and larger rushing down upon them. As he
grasped what this meant, he turned his face to
Horrocks and pushed with all his strength against
the arm that held him back between the rails.
The struggle did not last a moment. Just as certain
as it was that Horrocks held him there, so
certain was it that he had been violently lugged
out of danger.
“Out of the way!” said Horrocks, with a gasp,
as the train came rattling by, and they stood
panting by the gate into the ironworks.
“I did not see it coming,” said Raut, still, even
in spite of his own apprehensions, trying to keep
up an appearance of ordinary intercourse.
Horrocks answered with a grunt. “The cone,”
he said, and then as one who recovers himself—“I
thought you did not hear.”
“I didn’t,” said Raut.
“I wouldn’t have had you run over then for
the world,” said Horrocks.
“For a moment I lost my nerve,” said Raut.
Horrocks stood for half a minute, then turned
319abruptly towards the ironworks again. “See how
fine these great mounds of mine, these clinker
heaps, look in the night! That truck yonder, up
above there! Up it goes, and out-tilts the slag.
See the palpitating red stuff go sliding down the
slope. As we get nearer, the heap rises up and
cuts the blast furnaces. See the quiver up above
the big one. Not that way! This way, between the
block heaps. That goes to the puddling furnaces,
but I want to show you the canal first.” He
came and took Raut by the elbow, and so they
went along side by side. Raut answered Horrocks
vaguely. What, he asked himself, had
really happened on the line? Was he deluding
himself with his own fancies, or had Horrocks
actually held him back in the way of the train?
Had he just been within an ace of being
murdered?
Suppose this slouching, scowling monster did
know anything? For a minute or two then Raut
was really afraid for his life, but the mood passed
as he reasoned with himself. After all, Horrocks
might have heard nothing. At any rate, he had
pulled him out of the way in time. His odd
manner might be due to the mere vague jealousy
he had shown once before. He was talking now
of the ash-heaps and the canal. “Eigh?” said
Horrocks.
“What?” said Raut. “Rather! The haze in
the moonlight. Fine!”
320“Our canal,” said Horrocks, stopping suddenly.
“Our canal by moonlight and firelight is
an immense effect. You’ve never seen it?
Fancy that! You’ve spent too many of your
evenings philandering up in Newcastle there. I
tell you, for real florid effects— But you shall
see. Boiling water—”
As they came out of the labyrinth of clinker
heaps and mounds of coal and ore, the noises of
the rolling mill sprang upon them suddenly, loud,
near, and distinct. Three shadowy workmen went
by and touched their caps to Horrocks. Their
faces were vague in the darkness. Raut felt a
futile impulse to address them, and before he
could frame his words they passed into the
shadows. Horrocks pointed to the canal close
before them now: a weird-looking place it seemed,
in the blood-red reflections of the furnaces. The
hot water that cooled the tuyeres came into it,
some fifty yards up—a tumultuous, almost boiling
affluent, and the steam rose up from the water
in silent white whisps and streaks, wrapping
damply about them, an incessant succession of
ghosts coming up from the black and red eddies,
a white uprising that made the head swim. The
shining black tower of the larger blast-furnace rose
overhead out of the mist, and its tumultuous riot
filled their ears. Raut kept away from the edge
of the water and watched Horrocks.
“Here it is red,” said Horrocks, “blood-red
321vapour as red and hot as sin; but yonder there,
where the moonlight falls on it and it drives
across the clinker heaps, it is as white as death.”
Raut turned his head for a moment, and then
came back hastily to his watch on Horrocks.
“Come along to the rolling mills,” said Horrocks.
The threatening hold was not so evident that
time, and Raut felt a little reassured. But all the
same, what on earth did Horrocks mean about
“white as death” and “red as sin”? Coincidence,
perhaps?
They went and stood behind the puddlers for a
little while, and then through the rolling mills,
where amidst an incessant din the deliberate steam
hammer beat the juice out of the succulent iron,
and black, half-naked Titans rushed the plastic
bars, like hot sealing-wax, between the wheels.
“Come on,” said Horrocks in Raut’s ear, and
they went and peeped through the little glass hole
behind the tuyeres, and saw the tumbled fire
writhing in the pit of the blast-furnace. It left
one eye blinded for a while. Then with green
and blue patches dancing across the dark they
went to the lift by which the trucks of ore and
fuel and lime were raised to the top of the big
cylinder.
And out upon the narrow rail that overhung
the furnace Raut’s doubts came upon him again.
Was it wise to be here? If Horrocks did know—everything!
Do what he would, he could not
322resist a violent trembling. Right underfoot was a
sheer depth of seventy feet. It was a dangerous
place. They pushed by a truck of fuel to get to
the railing that crowned the place. The reek of
the furnace, a sulphurous vapour streaked with
pungent bitterness, seemed to make the distant
hillside of Hanley quiver. The moon was riding
out now from among a drift of clouds, half way up
the sky above the undulating wooded outlines of
Newcastle. The steaming canal ran away from
below them under an indistinct bridge, and vanished
into the dim haze of the flat fields towards
Burslem.
“That’s the cone I’ve been telling you of,”
shouted Horrocks, “and, below that, sixty feet of
fire and molten metal, with the air of the blast
frothing through it like gas in soda-water.”
Raut gripped the handrail tightly, and stared
down at the cone. The heat was intense. The
boiling of the iron and the tumult of the blast
made a thunderous accompaniment to Horrocks’s
voice. But the thing had to be gone through
now. Perhaps, after all—
“In the middle,” bawled Horrocks, “temperature
near a thousand degrees. If you were
dropped into it—flash into flame like a pinch of
gunpowder in a candle. Put your hand out and
feel the heat of his breath. Why even up here
I’ve seen the rain-water boiling off the trucks.
And that cone there. It’s a damned sight too
323hot for roasting cakes. The top side of it’s
three hundred degrees.”
“Three hundred degrees!” said Raut.
“Three hundred centigrade, mind!” said Horrocks.
“It will boil the blood out of you in no
time.”
“Eigh?” said Raut, and turned.
“Boil the blood out of you in— No you
don’t!”
“Let me go!” screamed Raut “Let go my
arm.”
With one hand he clutched at the handrail,
then with both. For a moment the two men
stood swaying. Then suddenly, with a violent
jerk, Horrocks had twisted him from his hold.
He clutched at Horrocks and missed, his foot
went back into empty air; in mid-air he twisted
himself, and then cheek and shoulder, and knee
struck the hot cone together.
He clutched the chain by which the cone hung,
and the thing sank an infinitesimal amount as he
struck it. A circle of glowing red appeared about
him, and a tongue of flame, released from the
chaos within, flickered up towards him. An intense
pain assailed him at the knees, and he could
smell the singeing of his hands. He raised himself
to his feet and tried to climb up the chain, and
then something struck his head. Black and shining
with the moonlight the throat of the furnace
rose about him.
324Horrocks he saw stood above him by one of
the trucks of fuel on the rail. The gesticulating
figure was bright and white in the moonlight, and
shouting, “Fizzle, you fool! Fizzle, you hunter
of women! You hot-blooded hound! Boil!
boil! boil!”
Suddenly he caught up a handful of coal out of
the truck and flung it deliberately, lump after
lump, at Raut.
“Horrocks!” cried Raut, “Horrocks!”
He clung crying to the chain, pulling himself
up from the burning of the cone. Each missile
Horrocks flung hit him. His clothes charred and
glowed, and as he struggled the cone dropped
and a rush of hot suffocating gas whooped out and
burned round him in a swift breath of flame.
His human likeness departed from him. When
the momentary red had passed Horrocks saw a
charred, blackened figure, its head streaked with
blood, still clutching and fumbling with the chain
and writhing in agony—a cindery animal, an inhuman,
monstrous creature that began a sobbing,
intermittent shriek.
Abruptly at the sight the ironmaster’s anger
passed. A deadly sickness came upon him. The
heavy odour of burning flesh came drifting up to
his nostrils. His sanity returned to him.
“God have mercy upon me!” he cried. “Oh,
God! what have I done?”
He knew the thing below him, save that it still
325moved and felt, was already a dead man—that
the blood of the poor wretch must be boiling in
his veins. An intense realisation of that agony
came to his mind and overcame every other feeling.
For a moment he stood irresolute, and then,
turning to the truck, he hastily tilted its contents
upon the struggling thing that had once been a
man. The mass fell with a thud and went radiating
over the cone. With the thud the shriek
ended, and a boiling confusion of smoke, dust, and
flame came rushing up towards him. As it passed
he saw the cone clear again.
Then he staggered back and stood trembling,
clinging to the rail with both hands. His lips
moved, but no words came to them.
Down below was the sound of voices and running
steps. The clangour of rolling in the shed
ceased abruptly.
THE PURPLE PILEUS
326
Mr. Coombes was sick of life. He walked away
from his unhappy home, and, sick not only of his
own existence, but of everybody else’s, turned
aside down Gaswork Lane to avoid the town, and,
crossing the wooden bridge that goes over the
canal to Starling’s Cottages, was presently alone in
the damp pinewoods and out of sight and sound
of human habitation. He would stand it no longer.
He repeated aloud with blasphemies unusual to
him that he would stand it no longer.
He was a pale-faced little man, with dark eyes
and a fine and very black moustache. He had a
very stiff, upright collar slightly frayed, that gave
him an illusory double chin, and his overcoat
(albeit shabby) was trimmed with astrachan. His
gloves were a bright brown with black stripes over
the knuckles, and split at the finger-ends. His
appearance, his wife had said once in the dear,
dead days beyond recall,—before he married her,
that is,—was military. But now she called him— It
seems a dreadful thing to tell of between husband
and wife, but she called him “a little grub.”
It wasn’t the only thing she had called him,
either.
327The row had arisen about that beastly Jennie
again. Jennie was his wife’s friend, and, by no
invitation of Mr. Coombes, she came in every
blessed Sunday to dinner, and made a shindy all
the afternoon. She was a big, noisy girl, with a
taste for loud colours and a strident laugh; and
this Sunday she had outdone all her previous
intrusions by bringing in a fellow with her, a
chap as showy as herself. And Mr. Coombes, in
a starchy, clean collar and his Sunday frock-coat,
had sat dumb and wrathful at his own table, while
his wife and her guests talked foolishly and undesirably,
and laughed aloud. Well, he stood that,
and after dinner (which, “as usual,” was late),
what must Miss Jennie do but go to the piano and
play banjo tunes, for all the world as if it were a
week-day! Flesh and blood could not endure
such goings-on. They would hear next door;
they would hear in the road; it was a public
announcement of their disrepute. He had to
speak.
He had felt himself go pale, and a kind of rigour
had affected his respiration as he delivered himself.
He had been sitting on one of the chairs
by the window—the new guest had taken possession
of the arm-chair. He turned his head. “Sun
Day!” he said over the collar, in the voice of one
who warns. “Sun Day!” What people call a
“nasty” tone it was.
Jennie had kept on playing; but his wife, who
328was looking through some music that was piled on
the top of the piano, had stared at him. “What’s
wrong now?” she said; “can’t people enjoy
themselves?”
“I don’t mind rational ’njoyment, at all,” said
little Coombes; “but I ain’t a-going to have week-day
tunes playing on a Sunday in this house.”
“What’s wrong with my playing now?” said
Jennie, stopping and twirling round on the music-stool
with a monstrous rustle of flounces.
Coombes saw it was going to be a row, and
opened too vigorously, as is common with your
timid, nervous men all the world over. “Steady
on with that music-stool!” said he; “it ain’t
made for ’eavy weights.”
“Never you mind about weights,” said Jennie,
incensed. “What was you saying behind my
back about my playing?”
“Surely you don’t ’old with not having a bit of
music on a Sunday, Mr. Coombes?” said the new
guest, leaning back in the arm-chair, blowing a
cloud of cigarette smoke and smiling in a kind of
pitying way. And simultaneously his wife said
something to Jennie about “Never mind ’im.
You go on, Jinny.”
“I do,” said Mr. Coombes, addressing the new
guest.
“May I arst why?” said the new guest, evidently
enjoying both his cigarette and the prospect
of an argument. He was, by-the-by, a lank
329young man, very stylishly dressed in bright drab,
with a white cravat and a pearl and silver pin. It
had been better taste to come in a black coat, Mr.
Coombes thought.
“Because,” began Mr. Coombes, “it don’t suit
me. I’m a business man. I ’ave to study my
connection. Rational ’njoyment—”
“His connection!” said Mrs. Coombes, scornfully.
“That’s what he’s always a-saying. We
got to do this, and we got to do that—”
“If you don’t mean to study my connection,”
said Mr. Coombes, “what did you marry me
for?”
“I wonder,” said Jennie, and turned back to
the piano.
“I never saw such a man as you,” said Mrs.
Coombes. “You’ve altered all round since we
were married. Before—”
Then Jennie began at the tum, tum, tum again.
“Look here!” said Mr. Coombes, driven at
last to revolt, standing up and raising his voice.
“I tell you I won’t have that.” The frock-coat
heaved with his indignation.
“No vi’lence, now,” said the long young man
in drab, sitting up.
“Who the juice are you?” said Mr. Coombes,
fiercely.
Whereupon they all began talking at once. The
new guest said he was Jennie’s “intended,” and
meant to protect her, and Mr. Coombes said he
330was welcome to do so anywhere but in his (Mr.
Coombes’) house; and Mrs. Coombes said he
ought to be ashamed of insulting his guests, and
(as I have already mentioned) that he was getting
a regular little grub; and the end was, that Mr.
Coombes ordered his visitors out of the house,
and they wouldn’t go, and so he said he would
go himself. With his face burning and tears of
excitement in his eyes, he went into the passage,
and as he struggled with his overcoat—his frock-coat
sleeves got concertinaed up his arm—and
gave a brush at his silk hat, Jennie began again
at the piano, and strummed him insultingly out
of the house. Tum, tum, tum. He slammed the
shop-door so that the house quivered. That,
briefly, was the immediate making of his mood.
You will perhaps begin to understand his disgust
with existence.
As he walked along the muddy path under the
firs,—it was late October, and the ditches and
heaps of fir-needles were gorgeous with clumps of
fungi,—he recapitulated the melancholy history
of his marriage. It was brief and commonplace
enough. He now perceived with sufficient clearness
that his wife had married him out of a natural
curiosity and in order to escape from her worrying,
laborious, and uncertain life in the workroom;
and, like the majority of her class, she was far too
stupid to realise that it was her duty to co-operate
with him in his business. She was greedy of
331enjoyment, loquacious, and socially-minded, and
evidently disappointed to find the restraints of
poverty still hanging about her. His worries exasperated
her, and the slightest attempt to control
her proceedings resulted in a charge of “grumbling.”
Why couldn’t he be nice—as he used
to be? And Coombes was such a harmless little
man, too, nourished mentally on “Self-Help,” and
with a meagre ambition of self-denial and competition,
that was to end in a “sufficiency.” Then
Jennie came in as a female Mephistopheles, a
gabbling chronicle of “fellers,” and was always
wanting his wife to go to theatres, and “all that.”
And in addition were aunts of his wife, and cousins
(male and female), to eat up capital, insult him
personally, upset business arrangements, annoy
good customers, and generally blight his life. It
was not the first occasion by many that Mr.
Coombes had fled his home in wrath and indignation,
and something like fear, vowing furiously and
even aloud that he wouldn’t stand it, and so
frothing away his energy along the line of least
resistance. But never before had he been quite so
sick of life as on this particular Sunday afternoon.
The Sunday dinner may have had its share in his
despair—and the greyness of the sky. Perhaps,
too, he was beginning to realise his unendurable
frustration as a business man as the consequence
of his marriage. Presently bankruptcy, and after
that— Perhaps she might have reason to repent
332when it was too late. And destiny, as I have
already intimated, had planted the path through
the wood with evil-smelling fungi, thickly and
variously planted it, not only on the right side,
but on the left.
A small shopman is in such a melancholy position,
if his wife turns out a disloyal partner. His
capital is all tied up in his business, and to leave
her, means to join the unemployed in some strange
part of the earth. The luxuries of divorce are
beyond him altogether. So that the good old
tradition of marriage for better or worse holds inexorably
for him, and things work up to tragic
culminations. Bricklayers kick their wives to
death, and dukes betray theirs; but it is among
the small clerks and shopkeepers nowadays that
it comes most often to a cutting of throats. Under
the circumstances it is not so very remarkable—and
you must take it as charitably as you can—that
the mind of Mr. Coombes ran for awhile
on some such glorious close to his disappointed
hopes, and that he thought of razors, pistols,
bread-knives, and touching letters to the coroner
denouncing his enemies by name, and praying
piously for forgiveness. After a time his fierceness
gave way to melancholia. He had been married
in this very overcoat, in his first and only frock-coat
that was buttoned up beneath it. He began
to recall their courting along this very walk, his
years of penurious saving to get capital, and the
333bright hopefulness of his marrying days. For it
all to work out like this! Was there no sympathetic
ruler anywhere in the world? He
reverted to death as a topic.
He thought of the canal he had just crossed,
and doubted whether he shouldn’t stand with his
head out, even in the middle, and it was while
drowning was in his mind that the purple pileus
caught his eye. He looked at it mechanically for
a moment, and stopped and stooped towards it to
pick it up, under the impression that it was some
such small leather object as a purse. Then he
saw that it was the purple top of a fungus, a
peculiarly poisonous-looking purple: slimy, shiny,
and emitting a sour odour. He hesitated with
his hand an inch or so from it, and the thought
of poison crossed his mind. With that he picked
the thing, and stood up again with it in his hand.
The odour was certainly strong—acrid, but by
no means disgusting. He broke off a piece, and
the fresh surface was a creamy white, that changed
like magic in the space of ten seconds to a yellowish-green
colour. It was even an inviting-looking
change. He broke off two other pieces
to see it repeated. They were wonderful things,
these fungi, thought Mr. Coombes, and all of
them the deadliest poisons, as his father had
often told him. Deadly poisons!
There is no time like the present for a rash
resolve. Why not here and now? thought Mr.
334Coombes. He tasted a little piece, a very little
piece indeed—a mere crumb. It was so pungent
that he almost spat it out again, then merely hot
and full-flavoured,—a kind of German mustard
with a touch of horse-radish and—well, mushroom.
He swallowed it in the excitement of the
moment. Did he like it or did he not? His
mind was curiously careless. He would try
another bit. It really wasn’t bad—it was good.
He forgot his troubles in the interest of the immediate
moment. Playing with death it was. He
took another bite, and then deliberately finished a
mouthful. A curious tingling sensation began in
his finger-tips and toes. His pulse began to move
faster. The blood in his ears sounded like a mill-race.
“Try bi’ more,” said Mr. Coombes. He
turned and looked about him, and found his feet
unsteady. He saw and struggled towards a little
patch of purple a dozen yards away. “Jol’ goo’
stuff,” said Mr. Coombes. “E—lomore ye’.”
He pitched forward and fell on his face, his hands
outstretched towards the cluster of pilei. But he
did not eat any more of them. He forgot forthwith.
He rolled over and sat up with a look of
astonishment on his face. His carefully brushed
silk hat had rolled away towards the ditch. He
pressed his hand to his brow. Something had
happened, but he could not rightly determine
what it was. Anyhow, he was no longer dull—he
335felt bright, cheerful. And his throat was afire.
He laughed in the sudden gaiety of his heart.
Had he been dull? He did not know; but at
any rate he would be dull no longer. He got up
and stood unsteadily, regarding the universe with
an agreeable smile. He began to remember.
He could not remember very well, because of a
steam roundabout that was beginning in his head.
And he knew he had been disagreeable at home,
just because they wanted to be happy. They
were quite right; life should be as gay as possible.
He would go home and make it up, and reassure
them. And why not take some of this delightful
toadstool with him, for them to eat? A hatful, no
less. Some of those red ones with white spots as
well, and a few yellow. He had been a dull dog,
an enemy to merriment; he would make up for
it. It would be gay to turn his coat sleeves inside
out, and stick some yellow gorse into his waistcoat
pockets. Then home—singing—for a jolly
evening.
After the departure of Mr. Coombes, Jennie
discontinued playing, and turned round on the
music-stool again. “What a fuss about nothing,”
said Jennie.
“You see, Mr. Clarence, what I’ve got to put
up with,” said Mrs. Coombes.
“He is a bit hasty,” said Mr. Clarence, judicially.
“He ain’t got the slightest sense of our position,”
336said Mrs. Coombes; “that’s what I complain
of. He cares for nothing but his old shop;
and if I have a bit of company, or buy anything to
keep myself decent, or get any little thing I want
out of the housekeeping money, there’s disagreeables.
‘Economy,’ he says; ‘struggle for life,’
and all that. He lies awake of nights about it,
worrying how he can screw me out of a shilling.
He wanted us to eat Dorset butter once. If once
I was to give in to him—there!”
“Of course,” said Jennie.
“If a man values a woman,” said Mr. Clarence,
lounging back in the arm-chair, “he must be prepared
to make sacrifices for her. For my own
part,” said Mr. Clarence, with his eye on Jennie,
“I shouldn’t think of marrying till I was in a
position to do the thing in style. It’s downright
selfishness. A man ought to go through the rough-and-tumble
by himself, and not drag her—”
“I don’t agree altogether with that,” said
Jennie. “I don’t see why a man shouldn’t have
a woman’s help, provided he doesn’t treat her
meanly, you know. It’s meanness—”
“You wouldn’t believe,” said Mrs. Coombes.
“But I was a fool to ’ave ’im. I might ’ave
known. If it ’adn’t been for my father, we
shouldn’t have had not a carriage to our
wedding.”
“Lord! he didn’t stick out at that?” said
Mr. Clarence, quite shocked.
337“Said he wanted the money for his stock, or
some such rubbish. Why, he wouldn’t have a
woman in to help me once a week if it wasn’t
for my standing out plucky. And the fusses he
makes about money—comes to me, well, pretty
near crying, with sheets of paper and figgers. ‘If
only we can tide over this year,’ he says, ‘the
business is bound to go.’ ‘If only we can tide
over this year,’ I says; ‘then it’ll be, if only we
can tide over next year. I know you,’ I says.
‘And you don’t catch me screwing myself lean
and ugly. Why didn’t you marry a slavey,’ I
says, ‘if you wanted one—instead of a respectable
girl?’ I says.”
So Mrs. Coombes. But we will not follow this
unedifying conversation further. Suffice it that
Mr. Coombes was very satisfactorily disposed of,
and they had a snug little time round the fire.
Then Mrs. Coombes went to get the tea, and
Jennie sat coquettishly on the arm of Mr. Clarence’s
chair until the tea-things clattered outside. “What
was that I heard?” asked Mrs. Coombes, playfully,
as she entered, and there was badinage about
kissing. They were just sitting down to the little
circular table when the first intimation of Mr.
Coombes’ return was heard.
This was a fumbling at the latch of the front
door.
“’Ere’s my lord,” said Mrs. Coombes. “Went
out like a lion and comes back like a lamb, I’ll lay.”
338Something fell over in the shop: a chair, it
sounded like. Then there was a sound as of
some complicated step exercise in the passage.
Then the door opened and Coombes appeared.
But it was Coombes transfigured. The immaculate
collar had been torn carelessly from his
throat. His carefully-brushed silk hat, half-full
of a crush of fungi, was under one arm; his coat
was inside out, and his waistcoat adorned with
bunches of yellow-blossomed furze. These little
eccentricities of Sunday costume, however, were
quite overshadowed by the change in his face; it
was livid white, his eyes were unnaturally large
and bright, and his pale blue lips were drawn
back in a cheerless grin. “Merry!” he said.
He had stopped dancing to open the door.
“Rational ’njoyment. Dance.” He made three
fantastic steps into the room, and stood bowing.
“Jim!” shrieked Mrs. Coombes, and Mr.
Clarence sat petrified, with a dropping lower
jaw.
“Tea,” said Mr. Coombes. “Jol’ thing, tea.
Tose-stools, too. Brosher.”
“He’s drunk,” said Jennie, in a weak voice.
Never before had she seen this intense pallor in a
drunken man, or such shining, dilated eyes.
Mr. Coombes held out a handful of scarlet agaric
to Mr. Clarence. “Jo’ stuff,” said he; “ta’
some.”
At that moment he was genial. Then at the
339sight of their startled faces he changed, with the
swift transition of insanity, into overbearing fury.
And it seemed as if he had suddenly recalled the
quarrel of his departure. In such a huge voice as
Mrs. Coombes had never heard before, he shouted,
“My house. I’m master ’ere. Eat what I give
yer!” He bawled this, as it seemed, without an
effort, without a violent gesture, standing there as
motionless as one who whispers, holding out a
handful of fungus.
Clarence approved himself a coward. He could
not meet the mad fury in Coombes’ eyes; he rose
to his feet, pushing back his chair, and turned,
stooping. At that Coombes rushed at him.
Jennie saw her opportunity, and, with the ghost of
a shriek, made for the door. Mrs. Coombes followed
her. Clarence tried to dodge. Over went
the tea-table with a smash as Coombes clutched
him by the collar and tried to thrust the fungus
into his mouth. Clarence was content to leave
his collar behind him, and shot out into the passage
with red patches of fly agaric still adherent
to his face. “Shut ’im in!” cried Mrs. Coombes,
and would have closed the door, but her supports
deserted her; Jennie saw the shop-door open, and
vanished thereby, locking it behind her, while
Clarence went on hastily into the kitchen. Mr.
Coombes came heavily against the door, and Mrs.
Coombes, finding the key was inside, fled upstairs
and locked herself in the spare bedroom.
340So the new convert to joie de vivre emerged
upon the passage, his decorations a little scattered,
but that respectable hatful of fungi still under his
arm. He hesitated at the three ways, and decided
on the kitchen. Whereupon Clarence, who was
fumbling with the key, gave up the attempt to
imprison his host, and fled into the scullery, only
to be captured before he could open the door into
the yard. Mr. Clarence is singularly reticent
of the details of what occurred. It seems that
Mr. Coombes’ transitory irritation had vanished
again, and he was once more a genial playfellow.
And as there were knives and meat-choppers
about, Clarence very generously resolved to
humour him and so avoid anything tragic. It is
beyond dispute that Mr. Coombes played with
Mr. Clarence to his heart’s content; they could
not have been more playful and familiar if they
had known each other for years. He insisted
gaily on Clarence trying the fungi, and after a
friendly tussle, was smitten with remorse at the
mess he was making of his guest’s face. It also
appears that Clarence was dragged under the sink
and his face scrubbed with the blacking-brush,—he
being still resolved to humour the lunatic at
any cost,—and that finally, in a somewhat dishevelled,
chipped, and discoloured condition, he was
assisted to his coat and shown out by the back
door, the shopway being barred by Jennie. Mr.
Coombes’ wandering thoughts then turned to
341Jennie. Jennie had been unable to unfasten the
shop-door, but she shot the bolts against Mr.
Coombes’ latch-key, and remained in possession of
the shop for the rest of the evening.
It would appear that Mr. Coombes then returned
to the kitchen, still in pursuit of gaiety, and, albeit
a strict Good Templar, drank (or spilt down the
front of the first and only frock-coat) no less than
five bottles of the stout Mrs. Coombes insisted
upon having for her health’s sake. He made
cheerful noises by breaking off the necks of the
bottles with several of his wife’s wedding-present
dinner-plates, and during the earlier part of this
great drunk he sang divers merry ballads. He cut
his finger rather badly with one of the bottles,—the
only bloodshed in this story,—and what with
that, and the systematic convulsion of his inexperienced
physiology by the liquorish brand of Mrs.
Coombes’ stout, it may be the evil of the fungus
poison was somehow allayed. But we prefer to
draw a veil over the concluding incidents of this
Sunday afternoon. They ended in the coal cellar,
in a deep and healing sleep.
An interval of five years elapsed. Again it was
a Sunday afternoon in October, and again Mr.
Coombes walked through the pinewood beyond
the canal. He was still the same dark-eyed, black-moustached
little man that he was at the outset of
the story, but his double chin was now scarcely so
342illusory as it had been. His overcoat was new,
with a velvet lapel, and a stylish collar with turndown
corners, free of any coarse starchiness, had
replaced the original all-round article. His hat
was glossy, his gloves newish—though one finger
had split and been carefully mended. And a
casual observer would have noticed about him a
certain rectitude of bearing, a certain erectness of
head that marks the man who thinks well of himself.
He was a master now, with three assistants.
Beside him walked a larger sunburnt parody of
himself, his brother Tom, just back from Australia.
They were recapitulating their early struggles, and
Mr. Coombes had just been making a financial
statement.
“It’s a very nice little business, Jim,” said
brother Tom. “In these days of competition,
you’re jolly lucky to have worked it up so. And
you’re jolly lucky, too, to have a wife who’s willing
to help like yours does.”
“Between ourselves,” said Mr. Coombes, “it
wasn’t always so. It wasn’t always like this. To
begin with, the missus was a bit giddy. Girls are
funny creatures.”
“Dear me!”
“Yes. You’d hardly think it, but she was
downright extravagant, and always having slaps at
me. I was a bit too easy and loving, and all that,
and she thought the whole blessed show was run
for her. Turned the ’ouse into a regular caravansary,
343always having her relations and girls from
business in, and their chaps. Comic songs a’
Sunday, it was getting to, and driving trade away.
And she was making eyes at the chaps, too! I
tell you, Tom, the place wasn’t my own.”
“Shouldn’t ’a’ thought it.”
“It was so. Well—I reasoned with her. I
said, ‘I ain’t a duke, to keep a wife like a pet
animal. I married you for ’elp and company.’ I
said, ‘You got to ’elp and pull the business through.’
She would n’t ’ear of it. ‘Very well,’ I says; ‘I’m
a mild man till I’m roused,’ I says, ‘and it’s
getting to that.’ But she wouldn’t ’ear of no
warnings.”
“Well?”
“It’s the way with women. She didn’t think
I ’ad it in me to be roused. Women of her sort
(between ourselves, Tom) don’t respect a man
until they’re a bit afraid of him. So I just broke
out to show her. In comes a girl named Jennie,
that used to work with her, and her chap. We
’ad a bit of a row, and I came out ’ere—it was
just such another day as this—and I thought it
all out. Then I went back and pitched into them.”
“You did?”
“I did. I was mad, I can tell you. I wasn’t
going to ’it ’er, if I could ’elp it, so I went back
and licked into this chap, just to show ’er what I
could do. ’E was a big chap, too. Well, I
chucked him, and smashed things about, and gave
344’er a scaring, and she ran up and locked ’erself
into the spare room.”
“Well?”
“That’s all. I says to ’er the next morning,
‘Now you know,’ I says, ‘what I’m like when I’m
roused.’ And I didn’t ’ave to say anything more.”
“And you’ve been happy ever after, eh?”
“So to speak. There’s nothing like putting
your foot down with them. If it ’adn’t been for
that afternoon I should ’a’ been tramping the roads
now, and she’d ’a’ been grumbling at me, and all
her family grumbling for bringing her to poverty—I
know their little ways. But we’re all right now.
And it’s a very decent little business, as you
say.”
They proceed on their way meditatively.
“Women are funny creatures,” said brother
Tom.
“They want a firm hand,” says Coombes.
“What a lot of these funguses there are about
here!” remarked brother Tom, presently. “I
can’t see what use they are in the world.”
Mr. Coombes looked. “I dessay they’re sent
for some wise purpose,” said Mr. Coombes.
And that was as much thanks as the purple pileus
ever got for maddening this absurd little man to the
pitch of decisive action, and so altering the whole
course of his life.
A CATASTROPHE
345
The little shop was not paying. The realisation
came insensibly. Winslow was not the man for
definite addition and subtraction and sudden discovery.
He became aware of the truth in his
mind gradually, as though it had always been there.
A lot of facts had converged and led him to conviction.
There was that line of cretonnes—four half
pieces—untouched, save for half-a-yard sold to
cover a stool. There were those shirtings at 4¾d.—Bandersnatch,
in the Broadway, was selling them
at 2¾d.—under cost, in fact. (Surely Bandersnatch
might let a man live!) Those servants’
caps, a selling line, needed replenishing, and that
brought back the memory of Winslow’s sole wholesale
dealers, Helter, Skelter, & Grab. Why! How
about their account?
Winslow stood with a big green box open on the
counter before him when he thought of it. His
pale grey eyes grew a little rounder, his pale straggling
moustache twitched. He had been drifting
along, day after day. He went round to the ramshackle
cash desk in the corner—it was Winslow’s
weakness to sell his goods over the counter, give
his customers a duplicate bill, and then dodge into
346the desk to receive the money, as though he
doubted his own honesty. His lank forefinger
with the prominent joints ran down the bright little
calendar (“Clack’s Cottons last for All Time?”).
“One—two—three; three weeks an’ a day!”
said Winslow, staring. “March! Only three
weeks and a day. It can’t be.”
“Tea, dear,” said Mrs. Winslow, opening the
door with the glass window and the white blind
that communicated with the parlour.
“One minute,” said Winslow, and began unlocking
the desk.
An irritable old gentleman, very hot and red
about the face, and in a heavy fur-lined cloak, came
in noisily. Mrs. Winslow vanished.
“Ugh!” said the old gentleman. “Pocket-handkerchief.”
“Yes, sir,” said Winslow. “About what
price—”
“Ugh!” said the old gentleman. “Poggit
handkerchief, quig!”
Winslow began to feel flustered. He produced
two boxes.
“These, sir,” began Winslow.
“Sheed tin!” said the old gentleman, clutching
the stiffness of the linen. “Wad to blow my nose—not
haggit about.”
“A cotton one, p’raps, sir?” said Winslow.
“How much?” said the old gentleman, over
the handkerchief.
347“Sevenpence, sir. There’s nothing more I
can show you? No ties, braces—”
“Damn!” said the old gentleman, fumbling in
his ticket-pocket, and finally producing half-a-crown.
Winslow looked round for his little
metallic duplicate book which he kept in various
fixtures, according to circumstances, and then he
caught the old gentleman’s eye. He went straight
to the desk at once and got the change, with an
entire disregard of the routine of the shop.
Winslow was always more or less excited by a
customer. But the open desk reminded him of
his trouble. It did not come back to him all at
once. He heard a finger-nail softly tapping on
the glass, and, looking up, saw Minnie’s eyes over
the blind. It seemed like retreat opening. He
shut and locked the desk, and went into the little
room to tea.
But he was preoccupied. Three weeks and a
day. He took unusually large bites of his bread
and butter, and stared hard at the little pot of jam.
He answered Minnie’s conversational advances
distractedly. The shadow of Helter, Skelter, &
Grab lay upon the tea-table. He was struggling
with this new idea of failure, the tangible realisation,
that was taking shape and substance, condensing,
as it were, out of the misty uneasiness of
many days. At present it was simply one concrete
fact; there were thirty-nine pounds left in the
bank, and that day three weeks Messrs. Helter,
348Skelter, & Grab, those enterprising outfitters of
young men, would demand their eighty pounds.
After tea there was a customer or so—little
purchases: some muslin and buckram, dress-protectors,
tape, and a pair of Lisle hose. Then,
knowing that Black Care was lurking in the dusky
corners of the shop, he lit the three lamps early
and set to refolding his cotton prints, the most
vigorous and least meditative proceeding of which
he could think. He could see Minnie’s shadow
in the other room as she moved about the table.
She was busy turning an old dress. He had a
walk after supper, looked in at the Y. M. C. A.,
but found no one to talk to, and finally went to
bed. Minnie was already there. And there, too,
waiting for him, nudging him gently, until about
midnight he was hopelessly awake, sat Black Care.
He had had one or two nights lately in that
company, but this was much worse. First came
Messrs. Helter, Skelter, & Grab, and their demand
for eighty pounds—an enormous sum when your
original capital was only a hundred and seventy.
They camped, as it were, before him, sat down
and beleaguered him. He clutched feebly at the
circumambient darkness for expedients. Suppose
he had a sale, sold things for almost anything?
He tried to imagine a sale miraculously successful
in some unexpected manner, and mildly profitable
in spite of reductions below cost. Then Bandersnatch,
Limited, 101, 102, 103, 105, 106, 107,
349Broadway, joined the siege, a long caterpillar of
frontage, a battery of shop fronts, wherein things
were sold at a farthing above cost. How could he
fight such an establishment? Besides, what had
he to sell? He began to review his resources.
What taking line was there to bait the sale?
Then straightway came those pieces of cretonne,
yellow and black with a bluish-green flower;
those discredited shirtings, prints without buoyancy,
skirmishing haberdashery, some despairful
four-button gloves by an inferior maker—a hopeless
crew. And that was his force against Bandersnatch,
Helter, Skelter, & Grab, and the pitiless
world behind them. What ever had made him
think a mortal would buy such things? Why had
he bought this and neglected that? He suddenly
realised the intensity of his hatred for Helter,
Skelter, & Grab’s salesman. Then he drove towards
an agony of self-reproach. He had spent too
much on that cash desk. What real need was
there of a desk? He saw his vanity of that desk
in a lurid glow of self-discovery. And the lamps?
Five pounds! Then suddenly, with what was
almost physical pain, he remembered the rent.
He groaned and turned over. And there, dim
in the darkness, was the hummock of Mrs. Winslow’s
shoulders. That set him off in another
direction. He became acutely sensible of Minnie’s
want of feeling. Here he was, worried to death
about business, and she sleeping like a little child.
350He regretted having married, with that infinite
bitterness that only comes to the human heart in
the small hours of the morning. That hummock
of white seemed absolutely without helpfulness, a
burden, a responsibility. What fools men were to
marry! Minnie’s inert repose irritated him so
much that he was almost provoked to wake her up
and tell her that they were “Ruined.” She would
have to go back to her uncle; her uncle had always
been against him; and as for his own future,
Winslow was exceedingly uncertain. A shop
assistant who has once set up for himself finds the
utmost difficulty in getting into a situation again.
He began to figure himself “crib-hunting” again,
going from this wholesale house to that, writing
innumerable letters. How he hated writing letters!
“Sir, referring to your advertisement in the
‘Christian World.’” He beheld an infinite vista
of discomfort and disappointment, ending—in a
gulf.
He dressed, yawning, and went down to open
the shop. He felt tired before the day began.
As he carried the shutters in he kept asking himself
what good he was doing. The end was inevitable,
whether he bothered or not. The clear
daylight smote into the place and showed how
old, and rough, and splintered was the floor, how
shabby the second-hand counter, how hopeless
the whole enterprise. He had been dreaming
these past six months of a bright little shop, of a
351happy couple, of a modest but comely profit flowing
in. He had suddenly awakened from his
dream. The braid that bound his decent black
coat—it was a little loose—caught against the
catch of the shop-door, and was torn loose. This
suddenly turned his wretchedness to wrath. He
stood quivering for a moment, then, with a spiteful
clutch, tore the braid looser, and went in to
Minnie.
“Here,” he said, with infinite reproach, “look
here! You might look after a chap a bit.”
“I didn’t see it was torn,” said Minnie.
“You never do,” said Winslow, with gross injustice,
“until things are too late.”
Minnie looked suddenly at his face. “I’ll sew
it now, Sid, if you like.”
“Let’s have breakfast first,” said Winslow, “and
do things at their proper time.”
He was preoccupied at breakfast, and Minnie
watched him anxiously. His only remark was to
declare his egg a bad one. It wasn’t; it was a
little flavoury—being one of those at fifteen a
shilling—but quite nice. He pushed it away
from him, and then, having eaten a slice of bread
and butter, admitted himself in the wrong by
resuming the egg.
“Sid!” said Minnie, as he stood up to go into
the shop again, “you’re not well.”
“I’m well enough.” He looked at her as
though he hated her.
352“Then there’s something else the matter. You
aren’t angry with me, Sid, are you?—about that
braid. Do tell me what’s the matter. You were
just like this at tea yesterday, and at supper-time.
It wasn’t the braid then.”
“And I’m likely to be.”
She looked interrogation. “Oh! what is the
matter?” she said.
It was too good a chance to miss, and he
brought the evil news out with dramatic force.
“Matter!” he said. “I done my best, and here
we are. That’s the matter! If I can’t pay
Helter, Skelter, & Grab eighty pounds, this day
three weeks—” Pause. “We shall be sold Up!
Sold Up! That’s the matter, Min! Sold Up!”
“Oh, Sid!” began Minnie.
He slammed the door. For the moment he
felt relieved of at least half his misery. He began
dusting boxes that did not require dusting, and
then re-blocked a cretonne already faultlessly
blocked. He was in a state of grim wretchedness,—a
martyr under the harrow of fate. At any
rate, it should not be said he failed for want of industry.
And how he had planned and contrived
and worked! All to this end! He felt horrible
doubts. Providence and Bandersnatch—surely
they were incompatible! Perhaps he was being
“tried”? That sent him off upon a new tack, a
very comforting one. That martyr pose, the gold-in-the-furnace
attitude, lasted all the morning.
353At dinner—“potato pie”—he looked up
suddenly, and saw Minnie regarding him. Pale
she looked, and a little red about the eyes. Something
caught him suddenly with a queer effect
upon his throat. All his thoughts seemed to
wheel round into quite a new direction.
He pushed back his plate, and stared at her
blankly. Then he got up, went round the table
to her—she staring at him. He dropped on his
knees beside her without a word. “Oh, Minnie!”
he said, and suddenly she knew it was peace, and
put her arms about him, as he began to sob and
weep.
He cried like a little boy, slobbering on her
shoulder that he was a knave to have married her
and brought her to this, that he hadn’t the wits
to be trusted with a penny, that it was all his
fault, that he “had hoped so”—ending in a
howl. And she, crying gently herself, patting his
shoulders, said, “Ssh!” softly to his noisy weeping,
and so soothed the outbreak. Then suddenly
the crazy little bell upon the shop-door began, and
Winslow had to jump to his feet, and be a man
again.
After that scene they “talked it over” at tea, at
supper, in bed, at every possible interval in between,
solemnly—quite inconclusively—with set
faces and eyes for the most part staring in front
of them—and yet with a certain mutual comfort.
“What to do I don’t know,” was Winslow’s main
354proposition. Minnie tried to take a cheerful view
of service—with a probable baby. But she found
she needed all her courage. And her uncle would
help her again, perhaps, just at the critical time.
It didn’t do for folks to be too proud. Besides,
“something might happen,” a favourite formula
with her.
One hopeful line was to anticipate a sudden
afflux of customers. “Perhaps,” said Minnie,
“you might get together fifty. They know you
well enough to trust you a bit.” They debated
that point. Once the possibility of Helter, Skelter,
& Grab giving credit was admitted, it was pleasant
to begin sweating the acceptable minimum.
For some half hour over tea the second day after
Winslow’s discoveries they were quite cheerful
again, laughing even at their terrific fears. Even
twenty pounds, to go on with, might be considered
enough. Then in some mysterious way the
pleasant prospect of Messrs. Helter, Skelter, &
Grab tempering the wind to the shorn retailer
vanished—vanished absolutely, and Winslow
found himself again in the pit of despair.
He began looking about at the furniture, and
wondering idly what it would fetch. The chiffonier
was good, anyhow, and there were Minnie’s
old plates that her mother used to have. Then
he began to think of desperate expedients for
putting off the evil day. He had heard somewhere
of Bills of Sale—there was to his ears
355something comfortingly substantial in the phrase.
Then why not “Go to the Money Lenders?”
One cheering thing happened on Thursday
afternoon; a little girl came in with a pattern of
“print” and he was able to match it. He had
not been able to match anything out of his meagre
stock before. He went in and told Minnie. The
incident is mentioned lest the reader should imagine
it was uniform despair with him.
The next morning, and the next, after the discovery,
Winslow opened shop late. When one
has been awake most of the night, and has no
hope, what is the good of getting up punctually?
But as he went into the dark shop on Friday a
strange event happened. He saw something lying
on the floor, something lit by the bright light
that came under the ill-fitting door—a black
oblong. He stooped and picked up an envelope
with a deep mourning edge. It was addressed
to his wife. Clearly a death in her family—perhaps
her uncle. He knew the man too well to
have expectations. And they would have to get
mourning and go to the funeral. The brutal
cruelty of people dying! He saw it all in a flash—he
always visualised his thoughts. Black trousers
to get, black crape, black gloves,—none in
stock,—the railway fares, the shop closed for the
day.
“I’m afraid there’s bad news, Minnie,” he
said.
356She was kneeling before the fireplace, blowing
the fire. She had her housemaid’s gloves on and
the old country sun-bonnet she wore of a morning,
to keep the dust out of her hair. She turned,
saw the envelope, gave a gasp, and pressed two
bloodless lips together.
“I’m afraid it’s uncle,” she said, holding the
letter and staring with eyes wide open into Winslow’s
face. “It’s a strange hand!”
“The postmark’s Hull,” said Winslow.
“The postmark’s Hull.”
Minnie opened the letter slowly, drew it out,
hesitated, turned it over, saw the signature. “It’s
Mr. Speight!”
“What does he say?” said Winslow.
Minnie began to read. “Oh!” she screamed.
She dropped the letter, collapsed into a crouching
heap, her hands covering her eyes. Winslow
snatched at it. “A most terrible accident has
occurred,” he read; “Melchior’s chimney fell
down yesterday evening right on the top of your
uncle’s house, and every living soul was killed—your
uncle, your cousin Mary, Will, and Ned, and
the girl—every one of them, and smashed—you
would hardly know them. I’m writing to
you to break the news before you see it in the
papers—.” The letter fluttered from Winslow’s
fingers. He put out his hand against the mantel
to steady himself.
All of them dead! Then he saw, as in a
357vision, a row of seven cottages, each let at seven
shillings a week, a timber yard, two villas, and the
ruins—still marketable—of the avuncular residence.
He tried to feel a sense of loss and could
not. They were sure to have been left to Minnie’s
aunt. All dead! 7 × 7 × 52 ÷ 20 began insensibly
to work itself out in his mind, but discipline
was ever weak in his mental arithmetic; figures
kept moving from one line to another, like children
playing at Widdy, Widdy Way. Was it two
hundred pounds about—or one hundred pounds?
Presently he picked up the letter again, and finished
reading it. “You being the next of kin,” said
Mr. Speight.
“How awful!” said Minnie, in a horror-struck
whisper, and looking up at last. Winslow stared
back at her, shaking his head solemnly. There
were a thousand things running through his mind,
but none that, even to his dull sense, seemed
appropriate as a remark. “It was the Lord’s
will,” he said at last.
“It seems so very, very terrible,” said Minnie;
“auntie, dear auntie—Ted—poor, dear
uncle—”
“It was the Lord’s will, Minnie,” said Winslow,
with infinite feeling. A long silence.
“Yes,” said Minnie, very slowly, staring thoughtfully
at the crackling black paper in the grate.
The fire had gone out. “Yes, perhaps it was the
Lord’s will.”
358They looked gravely at one another. Each
would have been terribly shocked at any mention
of the property by the other. She turned to the
dark fireplace and began tearing up an old newspaper
slowly. Whatever our losses may be, the
world’s work still waits for us. Winslow gave
a deep sigh and walked in a hushed manner
towards the front door. As he opened it a flood
of sunlight came streaming into the dark shadows
of the closed shop. Brandersnatch, Helter, Skelter,
& Grab, had vanished out of his mind like the
mists before the rising sun.
Presently he was carrying in the shutters, and
in the briskest way; the fire in the kitchen
was crackling exhilaratingly with a little saucepan
walloping above it, for Minnie was boiling two
eggs—one for herself this morning, as well as one
for him—and Minnie herself was audible, laying
breakfast with the greatest éclat. The blow was
a sudden and terrible one—but it behoves us to
face such things bravely in this sad, unaccountable
world. It was quite midday before either of them
mentioned the cottages.
LE MARI TERRIBLE
359
“You are always so sympathetic,” she said; and
added, reflectively, “and one can talk of one’s
troubles to you without any nonsense.”
I wondered dimly if she meant that as a challenge.
I helped myself to a biscuit thing that
looked neither poisonous nor sandy. “You are
one of the most puzzling human beings I ever
met,” I said,—a perfectly safe remark to any
woman under any circumstances.
“Do you find me so hard to understand?” she
said.
“You are dreadfully complex.” I bit at the
biscuit thing, and found it full of a kind of creamy
bird-lime. (I wonder why women will arrange
these unpleasant surprises for me—I sickened of
sweets twenty years ago.)
“How so?” she was saying, and smiling her
most brilliant smile.
I have no doubt she thought we were talking
rather nicely. “Oh!” said I, and waved the
cream biscuit thing. “You challenge me to dissect
you.”
“Well?”
“And that is precisely what I cannot do.”
360“I’m afraid you are very satirical,” she said,
with a touch of disappointment. She is always
saying that when our conversation has become
absolutely idiotic—as it invariably does. I felt
an inevitable desire to quote bogus Latin to her.
It seemed the very language for her.
“Malorum fiducia pars quosque libet,” I said,
in a low voice, looking meaningly into her eyes.
“Ah!” she said, colouring a little, and turned
to pour hot water into the teapot, looking very
prettily at me over her arm as she did so.
“That is one of the truest things that has ever
been said of sympathy,” I remarked. “Don’t
you think so?”
“Sympathy,” she said, “is a very wonderful
thing, and a very precious thing.”
“You speak,” said I (with a cough behind my
hand), “as though you knew what it was to be
lonely.”
“There is solitude even in a crowd,” she said,
and looked round at the six other people—three
discreet pairs—who were in the room.
“I, too,” I was beginning, but Hopdangle came
with a teacup, and seemed inclined to linger. He
belongs to the “Nice Boy” class, and gives himself
ridiculous airs of familiarity with grown-up people.
Then the Giffens went.
“Do you know, I always take such an interest
in your work,” she was saying to me, when her
husband(confound him!) came into the room.
361He was a violent discord. He wore a short
brown jacket and carpet slippers, and three of his
waistcoat buttons were (as usual) undone. “Got
any tea left, Millie?” he said, and came and sat
down in the arm-chair beside the table.
“How do, Delalune?” he said to the man
in the corner. “Damned hot, Bellows,” he remarked
to me, subsiding creakily.
She poured some more hot water into the teapot.
(Why must charming married women always
have these husbands?)
“It is very hot,” I said.
There was a perceptible pause. He is one of
those rather adipose people, who are not disconcerted
by conversational gaps. “Are you, too,
working at Argon?” I said. He is some kind of
chemical investigator, I know.
He began at once to explain the most horribly
complex things about elements to me. She gave
him his tea, and rose and went and talked to the
other people about autotypes. “Yes,” I said, not
hearing what he was saying.
“‘No’ would be more appropriate,” he said.
“You are absent-minded, Bellows. Not in love,
I hope—at your age?”
Really, I am not thirty, but a certain perceptible
thinness in my hair may account for his invariably
regarding me as a contemporary. But
he should understand that nowadays the beginnings
of baldness merely mark the virile epoch.
362“I say, Millie,” he said, out loud and across the
room, “you haven’t been collecting Bellows here—have
you?”
She looked round startled, and I saw a pained
look come into her eyes. “For the bazaar?”
she said. “Not yet, dear.” It seemed to me
that she shot a glance of entreaty at him. Then
she turned to the others again.
“My wife,” he said, “has two distinctive traits.
She is a born poetess and a born collector. I
ought to warn you.”
“I did not know,” said I, “that she rhymed.”
“I was speaking more of the imaginative
quality, the temperament that finds a splendour
in the grass, a glory in the flower, that clothes the
whole world in a vestiture of interpretation.”
“Indeed!” I said. I felt she was watching us
anxiously. He could not, of course, suspect. But
I was relieved to fancy he was simply talking
nonsense.
“The magnificent figures of heroic, worshipful,
and mysterious womanhood naturally appeal to
her—Cleopatra, Messalina, Beatrice, the Madonna,
and so forth.”
“And she is writing—”
“No, she is acting. That is the real poetry of
women and children. A platonic Cleopatra of
infinite variety, spotless reputation, and a large
following. Her make-believe is wonderful. She
would use Falstaff for Romeo without a twinge, if
363no one else was at hand. She could exert herself
to break the heart of a soldier. I assure you,
Bellows—”
I heard her dress rustle behind me.
“I want some more tea,” he said to her.
“You misunderstood me about the collecting,
Millie.”
“What were you saying about Cleopatra?” she
said, trying, I think, to look sternly at him.
“Scandal,” he said. “But about the collecting,
Bellows—”
“You must come to this bazaar,” she interrupted.
“I shall be delighted,” I said, boldly. “Where
is it, and when?”
“About this collecting,” he began.
“It is in aid of that delightful orphanage at
Wimblingham,” she explained, and gave me an
animated account of the charity. He emptied
his second cup of tea. “May I have a third
cup?” he said.
The two girls signalled departure, and her
attention was distracted. “She collects—and
I will confess she does it with extraordinary skill—the
surreptitious addresses—”
“John,” she said over her shoulder, “I wish
you would tell Miss Smithers all those interesting
things about Argon.” He gulped down his third
cup, and rose with the easy obedience of the
trained husband. Presently she returned to the
tea-things. “Cannot I fill your cup?” she asked.
364“I really hope John was not telling you his queer
notions about me. He says the most remarkable
things. Quite lately he has got it into his head
that he has a formula for my character.”
“I wish I had,” I said, with a sigh.
“And he goes about explaining me to people,
as though I was a mechanism. ‘Scalp collector,’
I think is the favourite phrase. Did he tell you?
Don’t you think it perfectly horrid of him?”
“But he doesn’t understand you,” I said, not
grasping his meaning quite at the minute.
She sighed.
“You have,” I said, with infinite meaning,
“my sincere sympathy—” I hesitated—“my
whole sympathy.”
“Thank you so much,” she said, quite as meaningly.
I rose forthwith, and we clasped hands,
like souls who strike a compact.
Yet, thinking over what he said afterwards, I
was troubled by a fancy that there was the faintest
suggestion of a smile of triumph about her lips
and mouth. Possibly it was only an honourable
pride. I suppose he has poisoned my mind a
little. Of course, I should not like to think of
myself as one of a fortuitously selected multitude
strung neatly together (if one may use the vulgarism)
on a piece of string,—a stringful like a boy’s
string of chestnuts,—nice old gentlemen, nice
boys, sympathetic and humorous men of thirty,
kind fellows, gifted dreamers, and dashing blades,
365all trailing after her. It is confoundedly bad
form of him, anyhow, to guy her visitors. She
certainly took it like a saint. Of course, I shall
see her again soon, and we shall talk to one
another about one another. Something or other
cropped up and prevented my going there on
her last Tuesday.
THE APPLE
366
“I must get rid of it,” said the man in the
corner of the carriage, abruptly breaking the
silence.
Mr. Hinchcliff looked up, hearing imperfectly.
He had been lost in the rapt contemplation of the
college cap tied by a string to his portmanteau
handles—the outward and visible sign of his
newly-gained pedagogic position—in the rapt
appreciation of the college cap and the pleasant
anticipations it excited. For Mr. Hinchcliff had
just matriculated at London University, and was
going to be junior assistant at the Holmwood
Grammar School—a very enviable position. He
stared across the carriage at his fellow-traveller.
“Why not give it away?” said this person.
“Give it away! Why not?”
He was a tall, dark, sunburnt man with a pale
face. His arms were folded tightly, and his feet
were on the seat in front of him. He was pulling
at a lank, black moustache. He stared hard at
his toes.
“Why not?” he said.
Mr. Hinchcliff coughed.
The stranger lifted his eyes—they were curious,
dark grey eyes—and stared blankly at Mr. Hinchcliff
367for the best part of a minute, perhaps. His
expression grew to interest.
“Yes,” he said slowly. “Why not? And
end it.”
“I don’t quite follow you, I’m afraid,” said Mr.
Hinchcliff, with another cough.
“You don’t quite follow me?” said the stranger,
quite mechanically, his singular eyes wandering
from Mr. Hinchcliff to the bag with its ostentatiously
displayed cap, and back to Mr. Hinchcliff’s
downy face.
“You’re so abrupt, you know,” apologised Mr.
Hinchcliff.
“Why shouldn’t I?” said the stranger, following
his thoughts. “You are a student?” he said,
addressing Mr. Hinchcliff.
“I am—by Correspondence—of the London
University,” said Mr. Hinchcliff, with irrepressible
pride, and feeling nervously at his tie.
“In pursuit of knowledge,” said the stranger,
and suddenly took his feet off the seat, put his fist
on his knees, and stared at Mr. Hinchcliff as though
he had never seen a student before. “Yes,” he
said, and flung out an index finger. Then he
rose, took a bag from the hat-rack, and unlocked
it. Quite silently, he drew out something round
and wrapped in a quantity of silver-paper, and
unfolded this carefully. He held it out towards
Mr. Hinchcliff,—a small, very smooth, golden-yellow
fruit.
368Mr. Hinchcliff’s eyes and mouth were open.
He did not offer to take this object—if he was
intended to take it.
“That,” said this fantastic stranger, speaking
very slowly, “is the Apple of the Tree of Knowledge.
Look at it—small, and bright, and wonderful—Knowledge—and
I am going to give it
to you.”
Mr. Hinchcliff’s mind worked painfully for a
minute, and then the sufficient explanation,
“Mad!” flashed across his brain, and illuminated
the whole situation. One humoured madmen.
He put his head a little on one side.
“The Apple of the Tree of Knowledge, eigh!”
said Mr. Hinchcliff, regarding it with a finely
assumed air of interest, and then looking at the interlocutor.
“But don’t you want to eat it yourself?
And besides—how did you come by it?”
“It never fades. I have had it now three
months. And it is ever bright and smooth and
ripe and desirable, as you see it.” He laid his
hand on his knee and regarded the fruit musingly.
Then he began to wrap it again in the papers, as
though he had abandoned his intention of giving
it away.
“But how did you come by it?” said Mr.
Hinchcliff, who had his argumentative side. “And
how do you know that it is the Fruit of the Tree?”
“I bought this fruit,” said the stranger, “three
months ago—for a drink of water and a crust of
369bread. The man who gave it to me—because I
kept the life in him—was an Armenian. Armenia!
that wonderful country, the first of all
countries, where the ark of the Flood remains to
this day, buried in the glaciers of Mount Ararat.
This man, I say, fleeing with others from the Kurds
who had come upon them, went up into desolate
places among the mountains—places beyond the
common knowledge of men. And fleeing from
imminent pursuit, they came to a slope high among
the mountain-peaks, green with a grass like knife-blades,
that cut and slashed most pitilessly at
any one who went into it. The Kurds were close
behind, and there was nothing for it but to plunge
in, and the worst of it was that the paths they
made through it at the price of their blood served
for the Kurds to follow. Every one of the fugitives
was killed save this Armenian and another. He
heard the screams and cries of his friends, and the
swish of the grass about those who were pursuing
them—it was tall grass rising overhead. And
then a shouting and answers, and when presently
he paused, everything was still. He pushed out
again, not understanding, cut and bleeding, until
he came out on a steep slope of rocks below a
precipice, and then he saw the grass was all on
fire, and the smoke of it rose like a veil between
him and his enemies.”
The stranger paused. “Yes?” said Mr. Hinchcliff.
“Yes?”
370“There he was, all torn and bloody from the
knife-blades of the grass, the rocks blazing under
the afternoon sun,—the sky molten brass,—and
the smoke of the fire driving towards him. He
dared not stay there. Death he did not mind,
but torture! Far away beyond the smoke he
heard shouts and cries. Women screaming. So
he went clambering up a gorge in the rocks—everywhere
were bushes with dry branches that
stuck out like thorns among the leaves—until
he clambered over the brow of a ridge that hid
him. And then he met his companion, a shepherd,
who had also escaped. And, counting
cold and famine and thirst as nothing against
the Kurds, they went on into the heights, and
among the snow and ice. They wandered three
whole days.
“The third day came the vision. I suppose
hungry men often do see visions, but then there
is this fruit.” He lifted the wrapped globe in
his hand. “And I have heard it, too, from
other mountaineers who have known something
of the legend. It was in the evening time, when
the stars were increasing, that they came down
a slope of polished rock into a huge, dark valley
all set about with strange, contorted trees, and
in these trees hung little globes like glow-worm
spheres, strange, round, yellow lights.
“Suddenly this valley was lit far away, many
miles away, far down it, with a golden flame
371marching slowly athwart it, that made the stunted
trees against it black as night, and turned the
slopes all about them and their figures to the
likeness of fiery gold. And at the vision they,
knowing the legends of the mountains, instantly
knew that it was Eden they saw, or the sentinel
of Eden, and they fell upon their faces like men
struck dead.
“When they dared to look again, the valley was
dark for a space, and then the light came again—returning,
a burning amber.
“At that the shepherd sprang to his feet, and
with a shout began to run down towards the light;
but the other man was too fearful to follow him.
He stood stunned, amazed, and terrified, watching
his companion recede towards the marching
glare. And hardly had the shepherd set out
when there came a noise like thunder, the beating
of invisible wings hurrying up the valley, and
a great and terrible fear; and at that the man
who gave me the fruit turned—if he might still
escape. And hurrying headlong up the slope
again, with that tumult sweeping after him, he
stumbled against one of these stunted bushes,
and a ripe fruit came off it into his hand. This
fruit. Forthwith, the wings and the thunder
rolled all about him. He fell and fainted, and
when he came to his senses, he was back among
the blackened ruins of his own village, and I and
the others were attending to the wounded. A
372vision? But the golden fruit of the tree was still
clutched in his hand. There were others there
who knew the legend, knew what that strange
fruit might be.” He paused. “And this is it,”
he said.
It was a most extraordinary story to be told in
a third-class carriage on a Sussex railway. It
was as if the real was a mere veil to the fantastic,
and here was the fantastic poking through. “Is
it?” was all Mr. Hinchcliff could say.
“The legend,” said the stranger, “tells that
those thickets of dwarfed trees growing about the
garden sprang from the apple that Adam carried
in his hand when he and Eve were driven forth.
He felt something in his hand, saw the half-eaten
apple, and flung it petulantly aside. And there
they grow, in that desolate valley, girdled round
with the everlasting snows; and there the fiery
swords keep ward against the Judgment Day.”
“But I thought these things were—” Mr.
Hinchcliff paused—“fables—parables rather.
Do you mean to tell me that there in Armenia—”
The stranger answered the unfinished question
with the fruit in his open hand.
“But you don’t know,” said Mr. Hinchcliff,
“that that is the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge.
The man may have had—a sort of mirage, say.
Suppose—”
“Look at it,” said the stranger.
It was certainly a strange-looking globe, not
373really an apple, Mr. Hinchcliff saw, and a curious
glowing golden colour, almost as though light
itself was wrought into its substance. As he
looked at it, he began to see more vividly the
desolate valley among the mountains, the guarding
swords of fire, the strange antiquities of the
story he had just heard. He rubbed a knuckle
into his eye. “But—” said he.
“It has kept like that, smooth and full, three
months. Longer than that it is now by some
days. No drying, no withering, no decay.”
“And you yourself,” said Mr. Hinchcliff,
“really believe that—”
“Is the Forbidden Fruit.”
There was no mistaking the earnestness of the
man’s manner and his perfect sanity. “The
Fruit of Knowledge,” he said.
“Suppose it was?” said Mr. Hinchcliff, after a
pause, still staring at it. “But after all,” said Mr.
Hinchcliff, “it’s not my kind of knowledge—not
the sort of knowledge. I mean, Adam and Eve
have eaten it already.”
“We inherit their sins—not their knowledge,”
said the stranger. “That would make it all clear
and bright again. We should see into everything,
through everything, into the deepest meaning of
everything—”
“Why don’t you eat it, then?” said Mr. Hinchcliff,
with an inspiration.
“I took it intending to eat it,” said the stranger.
374“Man has fallen. Merely to eat again could
scarcely—”
“Knowledge is power,” said Mr. Hinchcliff.
“But is it happiness? I am older than you—more
than twice as old. Time after time I have
held this in my hand, and my heart has failed me
at the thought of all that one might know, that
terrible lucidity—Suppose suddenly all the
world became pitilessly clear?”
“That, I think, would be a great advantage,”
said Mr. Hinchcliff, “on the whole.”
“Suppose you saw into the hearts and minds
of every one about you, into their most secret
recesses—people you loved, whose love you
valued?”
“You’d soon find out the humbugs,” said Mr.
Hinchcliff, greatly struck by the idea.
“And worse—to know yourself, bare of your
most intimate illusions. To see yourself in your
place. All that your lusts and weaknesses prevented
your doing. No merciful perspective.”
“That might be an excellent thing too. ‘Know
thyself,’ you know.”
“You are young,” said the stranger.
“If you don’t care to eat it, and it bothers you,
why don’t you throw it away?”
“There again, perhaps, you will not understand
me. To me, how could one throw away a thing
like that, glowing, wonderful? Once one has it,
one is bound. But, on the other hand, to give it
375away! To give it away to some one who thirsted
after knowledge, who found no terror in the
thought of that clear perception—”
“Of course,” said Mr. Hinchcliff, thoughtfully,
“it might be some sort of poisonous fruit.”
And then his eye caught something motionless,
the end of a white board black-lettered outside
the carriage-window. “—MWOOD,” he saw.
He started convulsively. “Gracious!” said Mr.
Hinchcliff. “Holmwood!”—and the practical
present blotted out the mystic realisations that had
been stealing upon him.
In another moment he was opening the carriage-door,
portmanteau in hand. The guard was already
fluttering his green flag. Mr. Hinchcliff
jumped out. “Here!” said a voice behind him,
and he saw the dark eyes of the stranger shining
and the golden fruit, bright and bare, held out of
the open carriage-door. He took it instinctively,
the train was already moving.
“No!” shouted the stranger, and made a
snatch at it as if to take it back.
“Stand away,” cried a country porter, thrusting
forward to close the door. The stranger shouted
something Mr. Hinchcliff did not catch, head and
arm thrust excitedly out of the window, and then
the shadow of the bridge fell on him, and in a trice
he was hidden. Mr. Hinchcliff stood astonished,
staring at the end of the last waggon receding
round the bend, and with the wonderful fruit in
376his hand. For the fraction of a minute his mind
was confused, and then he became aware that two
or three people on the platform were regarding
him with interest. Was he not the new Grammar
School master making his début? It occurred to
him that, so far as they could tell, the fruit might
very well be the naïve refreshment of an orange.
He flushed at the thought, and thrust the fruit into
his side pocket, where it bulged undesirably. But
there was no help for it, so he went towards them,
awkwardly concealing his sense of awkwardness,
to ask the way to the Grammar School, and the
means of getting his portmanteau and the two tin
boxes which lay up the platform thither. Of all
the odd and fantastic yarns to tell a fellow!
His luggage could be taken on a truck for sixpence,
he found, and he could precede it on foot
He fancied an ironical note in the voices. He
was painfully aware of his contour.
The curious earnestness of the man in the train,
and the glamour of the story he told, had, for
a time, diverted the current of Mr. Hinchcliff’s
thoughts. It drove like a mist before his immediate
concerns. Fires that went to and fro! But
the preoccupation of his new position, and the
impression he was to produce upon Holmwood
generally, and the school people in particular, returned
upon him with reinvigorating power before
he left the station and cleared his mental atmosphere.
But it is extraordinary what an inconvenient
377thing the addition of a soft and rather
brightly-golden fruit, not three inches in diameter,
prove to a sensitive youth on his best appearance.
In the pocket of his black jacket it bulged
dreadfully, spoilt the lines altogether. He passed
a little old lady in black, and he felt her eye drop
upon the excrescence at once. He was wearing
one glove and carrying the other, together with
his stick, so that to bear the fruit openly was impossible.
In one place, where the road into the
town seemed suitably secluded, he took his encumbrance
out of his pocket and tried it in his hat.
It was just too large, the hat wobbled ludicrously,
and just as he was taking it out again, a butcher’s
boy came driving round the corner.
“Confound it!” said Mr. Hinchcliff.
He would have eaten the thing, and attained
omniscience there and then, but it would seem so
silly to go into the town sucking a juicy fruit—and
it certainly felt juicy. If one of the boys
should come by, it might do him a serious injury
with his discipline so to be seen. And the juice
might make his face sticky and get upon his cuffs—or
it might be an acid juice as potent as lemon,
and take all the colour out of his clothes.
Then round a bend in the lane came two pleasant,
sunlit, girlish figures. They were walking
slowly towards the town and chattering—at any
moment they might look round and see a hot-faced
young man behind them carrying a kind of
378phosphorescent yellow tomato! They would be
sure to laugh.
“Hang!” said Mr. Hinchcliff, and with a swift
jerk sent the encumbrance flying over the stone
wall of an orchard that there abutted on the road.
As it vanished, he felt a faint twinge of loss that
lasted scarcely a moment. He adjusted the stick
and glove in his hand, and walked on, erect and
self-conscious, to pass the girls.
But in the darkness of the night Mr. Hinchcliff
had a dream, and saw the valley, and the flaming
swords, and the contorted trees, and knew that it
really was the Apple of the Tree of Knowledge
that he had thrown regardlessly away. And he
awoke very unhappy.
In the morning his regret had passed, but afterwards
it returned and troubled him; never, however,
when he was happy or busily occupied. At
last, one moonlight night about eleven, when all
Holmwood was quiet, his regrets returned with
redoubled force, and therewith an impulse to
adventure. He slipped out of the house and over
the playground wall, went through the silent town
to Station Lane, and climbed into the orchard
where he had thrown the fruit. But nothing was
to be found of it there among the dewy grass and
the faint intangible globes of dandelion down.
THE SAD STORY OF A DRAMATIC CRITIC
379
I was—you shall hear immediately why I am not
now—Egbert Craddock Cummins. The name
remains. I am still (Heaven help me!) Dramatic
Critic to the “Fiery Cross.” What I shall be in a
little while I do not know. I write in great trouble
and confusion of mind. I will do what I can to
make myself clear in the face of terrible difficulties.
You must bear with me a little. When a
man is rapidly losing his own identity, he naturally
finds a difficulty in expressing himself. I will
make it perfectly plain in a minute, when once I
get my grip upon the story. Let me see—where
am I? I wish I knew. Ah, I have it! Dead
self! Egbert Craddock Cummins!
In the past I should have disliked writing anything
quite so full of “I” as this story must be.
It is full of “I’s” before and behind, like the
beast in Revelation—the one with a head like a
calf, I am afraid. But my tastes have changed
since I became a Dramatic Critic and studied the
masters—G.R.S., G.B.S., G.A.S., and the others.
Everything has changed since then. At least the
story is about myself—so that there is some excuse
380for me. And it is really not egotism, because,
as I say, since those days my identity has undergone
an entire alteration.
That past!—I was—in those days—rather
a nice fellow, rather shy—taste for grey in my
clothes, weedy little moustache, face “interesting,”
slight stutter which I had caught in early life from
a schoolfellow. Engaged to a very nice girl,
named Delia. Fairly new, she was—cigarettes—liked
me because I was human and original.
Considered I was like Lamb—on the strength of
the stutter, I believe. Father, an eminent authority
on postage stamps. She read a great deal in
the British Museum. (A perfect pairing ground
for literary people, that British Museum—you
should read George Egerton and Justin Huntly
M’Carthy and Gissing and the rest of them.)
We loved in our intellectual way, and shared the
brightest hopes. (All gone now.) And her father
liked me because I seemed honestly eager to hear
about stamps. She had no mother. Indeed, I
had the happiest prospects a young man could
have. I never went to the theatres in those days.
My Aunt Charlotte before she died had told me
not to.
Then Barnaby, the editor of the “Fiery Cross,”
made me—in spite of my spasmodic efforts to
escape—Dramatic Critic. He is a fine, healthy
man, Barnaby, with an enormous head of frizzy
black hair and a convincing manner; and he
381caught me on the staircase going to see Wembly.
He had been dining, and was more than usually
buoyant. “Hullo, Cummins!” he said. “The
very man I want!” He caught me by the
shoulder or the collar or something, ran me up
the little passage, and flung me over the waste-paper
basket into the arm-chair in his office.
“Pray be seated,” he said, as he did so. Then
he ran across the room and came back with some
pink and yellow tickets and pushed them into my
hand. “Opera Comique,” he said, “Thursday;
Friday, the Surrey; Saturday, the Frivolity.
That’s all, I think.”
“But—” I began.
“Glad you’re free,” he said, snatching some
proofs off the desk and beginning to read.
“I don’t quite understand,” I said.
“Eigh?” he said, at the top of his voice, as
though he thought I had gone, and was startled at
my remark.
“Do you want me to criticise these plays?”
“Do something with ’em— Did you think it
was a treat?”
“But I can’t.”
“Did you call me a fool?”
“Well, I’ve never been to a theatre in my
life.”
“Virgin soil.”
“But I don’t know anything about it, you
know.”
382“That’s just it. New view. No habits. No
clichés in stock. Ours is a live paper, not a bag
of tricks. None of your clockwork, professional
journalism in this office. And I can rely on your
integrity—”
“But I’ve conscientious scruples—”
He caught me up suddenly and put me outside
his door. “Go and talk to Wembly about that,”
he said. “He’ll explain.”
As I stood perplexed, he opened the door
again, said, “I forgot this,” thrust a fourth ticket
into my hand (it was for that night—in twenty
minutes’ time), and slammed the door upon me.
His expression was quite calm, but I caught his
eye.
I hate arguments. I decided that I would take
his hint and become (to my own destruction) a
Dramatic Critic. I walked slowly down the passage
to Wembly. That Barnaby has a remarkably
persuasive way. He has made few suggestions
during our very pleasant intercourse of four years
that he has not ultimately won me round to adopting.
It may be, of course, that I am of a yielding
disposition; certainly I am too apt to take my
colour from my circumstances. It is, indeed, to
my unfortunate susceptibility to vivid impressions
that all my misfortunes are due. I have already
alluded to the slight stammer I had acquired
from a schoolfellow in my youth. However, this
is a digression—I went home in a cab to dress.
383I will not trouble the reader with my thoughts
about the first-night audience, strange assembly
as it is,—those I reserve for my Memoirs,—nor
the humiliating story of how I got lost during the
entr’acte in a lot of red plush passages, and saw
the third act from the gallery. The only point
upon which I wish to lay stress was the remarkable
effect of the acting upon me. You must
remember I had lived a quiet and retired life,
and had never been to the theatre before, and
that I am extremely sensitive to vivid impressions.
At the risk of repetition I must insist upon these
points.
The first effect was a profound amazement,
not untinctured by alarm. The phenomenal
unnaturalness of acting is a thing discounted in
the minds of most people by early visits to the
theatre. They get used to the fantastic gestures,
the flamboyant emotions, the weird mouthings,
melodious snortings, agonising yelps, lip-gnawings,
glaring horrors, and other emotional symbolism
of the stage. It becomes at last a mere deaf-and-dumb
language to them, which they read intelligently
pari passu with the hearing of the dialogue.
But all this was new to me. The thing was called
a modern comedy; the people were supposed to
be English and were dressed like fashionable
Americans of the current epoch, and I fell into
the natural error of supposing that the actors were
trying to represent human beings. I looked
384round on my first-night audience with a kind of
wonder, discovered—as all new Dramatic Critics
do—that it rested with me to reform the Drama,
and, after a supper choked with emotion, went
off to the office to write a column, piebald with
“new paragraphs” (as all my stuff is—it fills out
so) and purple with indignation. Barnaby was
delighted.
But I could not sleep that night. I dreamt of
actors,—actors glaring, actors smiting their chests,
actors flinging out a handful of extended fingers,
actors smiling bitterly, laughing despairingly, falling
hopelessly, dying idiotically. I got up at eleven
with a slight headache, read my notice in the
“Fiery Cross,” breakfasted, and went back to my
room to shave. (It’s my habit to do so.) Then
an odd thing happened. I could not find my
razor. Suddenly it occurred to me that I had not
unpacked it the day before.
“Ah!” said I, in front of the looking-glass.
Then “Hullo!”
Quite involuntarily, when I had thought of my
portmanteau, I had flung up the left arm (fingers
fully extended) and clutched at my diaphragm
with my right hand. I am an acutely self-conscious
man at all times. The gesture struck me
as absolutely novel for me. I repeated it, for my
own satisfaction. “Odd!” Then (rather puzzled)
I turned to my portmanteau.
After shaving, my mind reverted to the acting I
385had seen, and I entertained myself before the
cheval glass with some imitations of Jafferay’s
more exaggerated gestures. “Really, one might
think it a disease,”—I said,—“Stage-Walkitis!”
(There’s many a truth spoken in jest.) Then, if
I remember rightly, I went off to see Wembly,
and afterwards lunched at the British Museum
with Delia. We actually spoke about our prospects,
in the light of my new appointment.
But that appointment was the beginning of my
downfall. From that day I necessarily became a
persistent theatre-goer, and almost insensibly I
began to change. The next thing I noticed after
the gesture about the razor, was to catch myself
bowing ineffably when I met Delia, and stooping
in an old-fashioned, courtly way over her hand.
Directly I caught myself, I straightened myself up
and became very uncomfortable. I remember she
looked at me curiously. Then, in the office, I
found myself doing “nervous business,” fingers on
teeth, when Barnaby asked me a question I could
not very well answer. Then, in some trifling
difference with Delia, I clasped my hand to my
brow. And I pranced through my social transactions
at times singularly like an actor! I tried
not to—no one could be more keenly alive to
the arrant absurdity of the histrionic bearing. And
I did!
It began to dawn on me what it all meant.
The acting, I saw, was too much for my delicatelystrung
386nervous system. I have always, I know,
been too amenable to the suggestions of my circumstances.
Night after night of concentrated
attention to the conventional attitudes and intonation
of the English stage was gradually affecting
my speech and carriage. I was giving way to the
infection of sympathetic imitation. Night after
night my plastic nervous system took the print of
some new amazing gesture, some new emotional
exaggeration—and retained it. A kind of theatrical
veneer threatened to plate over and obliterate
my private individuality altogether. I saw myself in
a kind of vision. Sitting by myself one night, my
new self seemed to me to glide, posing and gesticulating,
across the room. He clutched his
throat, he opened his fingers, he opened his legs
in walking like a high-class marionette. He went
from attitude to attitude. He might have been
clockwork. Directly after this I made an ineffectual
attempt to resign my theatrical work.
But Barnaby persisted in talking about the
Polywhiddle Divorce all the time I was with him,
and I could get no opportunity of saying what I
wished.
And then Delia’s manner began to change towards
me. The ease of our intercourse vanished.
I felt she was learning to dislike me. I grinned,
and capered, and scowled, and posed at her in a
thousand ways, and knew—with what a voiceless
agony!—that I did it all the time. I tried to
387resign again; and Barnaby talked about “X” and
“Z” and “Y” in the “New Review,” and gave
me a strong cigar to smoke, and so routed me.
And then I walked up the Assyrian Gallery in the
manner of Irving to meet Delia, and so precipitated
the crisis.
“Ah!—Dear!” I said, with more sprightliness
and emotion in my voice than had ever been
in all my life before I became (to my own undoing)
a Dramatic Critic.
She held out her hand rather coldly, scrutinising
my face as she did so. I prepared, with a
new-won grace, to walk by her side.
“Egbert,” she said, standing still, and thought.
Then she looked at me.
I said nothing. I felt what was coming. I
tried to be the old Egbert Craddock Cummins of
shambling gait and stammering sincerity, whom
she loved; but I felt, even as I did so, that I was a
new thing, a thing of surging emotions and mysterious
fixity—like no human being that ever
lived, except upon the stage. “Egbert,” she said,
“you are not yourself.”
“Ah!” Involuntarily I clutched my diaphragm
and averted my head (as is the way with them).
“There!” she said.
“What do you mean?” I said, whispering in
vocal italics,—you know how they do it,—turning
on her, perplexity on face, right hand down,
left on brow. I knew quite well what she meant.
388I knew quite well the dramatic unreality of my
behaviour. But I struggled against it in vain.
“What do you mean?” I said, and, in a kind of
hoarse whisper, “I don’t understand!”
She really looked as though she disliked me.
“What do you keep on posing for?” she said.
“I don’t like it. You didn’t use to.”
“Didn’t use to!” I said slowly, repeating this
twice. I glared up and down the gallery, with
short, sharp glances. “We are alone,” I said
swiftly. “Listen!” I poked my forefinger towards
her, and glared at her. “I am under a curse.”
I saw her hand tighten upon her sunshade.
“You are under some bad influence or other,”
said Delia. “You should give it up. I never
knew any one change as you have done.”
“Delia!” I said, lapsing into the pathetic.
“Pity me. Augh! Delia! Pit—y me!”
She eyed me critically. “Why you keep playing
the fool like this I don’t know,” she said.
“Anyhow, I really cannot go about with a man
who behaves as you do. You made us both
ridiculous on Wednesday. Frankly, I dislike you,
as you are now. I met you here to tell you so—as
it’s about the only place where we can be sure
of being alone together—”
“Delia!” said I, with intensity, knuckles of
clenched hands white. “You don’t mean—”
“I do,” said Delia. “A woman’s lot is sad
enough at the best of times. But with you—”
389I clapped my hand on my brow.
“So, good-bye,” said Delia, without emotion.
“Oh, Delia!” I said. “Not this?”
“Good-bye, Mr. Cummins,” she said.
By a violent effort I controlled myself and
touched her hand. I tried to say some word of
explanation to her. She looked into my working
face and winced. “I must do it,” she said hopelessly.
Then she turned from me and began
walking rapidly down the gallery.
Heavens! How the human agony cried within
me! I loved Delia. But nothing found expression—I
was already too deeply crusted with my
acquired self.
“Good-baye!” I said at last, watching her
retreating figure. How I hated myself for doing
it! After she had vanished, I repeated in a
dreamy way, “Good-baye!” looking hopelessly
round me. Then, with a kind of heart-broken cry,
I shook my clenched fists in the air, staggered to
the pedestal of a winged figure, buried my face in
my arms, and made my shoulders heave. Something
within me said, “Ass!” as I did so. (I had
the greatest difficulty in persuading the Museum
policeman, who was attracted by my cry of agony,
that I was not intoxicated, but merely suffering
from a transient indisposition.)
But even this great sorrow has not availed to
save me from my fate. I see it, every one sees it;
I grow more “theatrical” every day. And no
390one could be more painfully aware of the pungent
silliness of theatrical ways. The quiet, nervous,
but pleasing E. C. Cummins vanishes. I cannot
save him. I am driven like a dead leaf before the
winds of March. My tailor even enters into the
spirit of my disorder. He has a peculiar sense of
what is fitting. I tried to get a dull grey suit from
him this spring, and he foisted a brilliant blue
upon me, and I see he has put braid down the
sides of my new dress trousers. My hairdresser
insists upon giving me a “wave.”
I am beginning to associate with actors. I
detest them, but it is only in their company that I
can feel I am not glaringly conspicuous. Their
talk infects me. I notice a growing tendency to
dramatic brevity, to dashes and pauses in my style,
to a punctuation of bows and attitudes. Barnaby
has remarked it too. I offended Wembly by calling
him “Dear Boy” yesterday. I dread the end,
but I cannot escape from it.
The fact is, I am being obliterated. Living a
grey, retired life all my youth, I came to the
theatre a delicate sketch of a man, a thing of tints
and faint lines. Their gorgeous colouring has
effaced me altogether. People forget how much
mode of expression, method of movement, are a
matter of contagion. I have heard of stage-struck
people before, and thought it a figure of speech.
I spoke of it jestingly, as a disease. It is no jest.
It is a disease. And I have got it bad! Deep
391down within me I protest against the wrong done
to my personality—unavailingly. For three hours
or more a week I have to go and concentrate my
attention on some fresh play, and the suggestions
of the drama strengthen their awful hold upon me.
My manners grow so flamboyant, my passions so
professional, that I doubt, as I said at the outset,
whether it is really myself that behaves in such a
manner. I feel merely the core to this dramatic
casing, that grows thicker and presses upon me—me
and mine. I feel like King John’s abbot in
his cope of lead.
I doubt, indeed, whether I should not abandon
the struggle altogether—leave this sad world of
ordinary life for which I am so ill-fitted, abandon
the name of Cummins for some professional
pseudonym, complete my self-effacement, and—a
thing of tricks and tatters, of posing and pretence—go
upon the stage. It seems my only resort—“to
hold the mirror up to Nature.” For in the
ordinary life, I will confess, no one now seems to
regard me as both sane and sober. Only upon
the stage, I feel convinced, will people take me
seriously. That will be the end of it. I know
that will be the end of it. And yet—I will frankly
confess—all that marks off your actor from your
common man—I detest. I am still largely of my
Aunt Charlotte’s opinion, that play-acting is unworthy
of a pure-minded man’s attention, much
more participation. Even now I would resign my
392dramatic criticism and try a rest. Only I can’t
get hold of Barnaby. Letters of resignation he
never notices. He says it is against the etiquette
of journalism to write to your Editor. And when
I go to see him, he gives me another big cigar
and some strong whiskey and soda, and then
something always turns up to prevent my explanation.
THE JILTING OF JANE
393
As I sit writing in my study, I can hear our Jane
bumping her way downstairs with a brush and
dustpan. She used in the old days to sing hymn
tunes, or the British national song for the time
being, to these instruments; but latterly she has
been silent and even careful over her work.
Time was when I prayed with fervour for such
silence, and my wife with sighs for such care, but
now they have come we are not so glad as we
might have anticipated we should be. Indeed,
I would rejoice secretly, though it may be unmanly
weakness to admit it, even to hear Jane
sing “Daisy,” or by the fracture of any plate but
one of Euphemia’s best green ones, to learn that
the period of brooding has come to an end.
Yet how we longed to hear the last of Jane’s
young man before we heard the last of him! Jane
was always very free with her conversation to my
wife, and discoursed admirably in the kitchen on
a variety of topics—so well, indeed, that I sometimes
left my study door open—our house is a
small one—to partake of it. But after William
came, it was always William, nothing but William;
William this and William that; and when we
394thought William was worked out and exhausted
altogether, then William all over again. The
engagement lasted altogether three years; yet
how she got introduced to William, and so became
thus saturated with him, was always a secret. For
my part, I believe it was at the street corner where
the Rev. Barnabas Baux used to hold an open-air
service after evensong on Sundays. Young Cupids
were wont to flit like moths round the paraffin flare
of that centre of High Church hymn-singing. I
fancy she stood singing hymns there, out of memory
and her imagination, instead of coming home
to get supper, and William came up beside her and
said, “Hello!” “Hello yourself!” she said;
and, etiquette being satisfied, they proceeded to
talk together.
As Euphemia has a reprehensible way of letting
her servants talk to her, she soon heard of him.
“He is such a respectable young man, ma’am,”
said Jane, “you don’t know.” Ignoring the slur
cast on her acquaintance, my wife inquired further
about this William.
“He is second porter at Maynard’s, the
draper’s,” said Jane, “and gets eighteen shillings—nearly
a pound—a week, m’m; and when the
head porter leaves he will be head porter. His
relatives are quite superior people, m’m. Not
labouring people at all. His father was a greengrosher,
m’m, and had a chumor, and he was
bankrup’ twice. And one of his sisters is in a
395Home for the Dying. It will be a very good match
for me, m’m,” said Jane, “me being an orphan
girl.”
“Then you are engaged to him?” asked my
wife.
“Not engaged, ma’am; but he is saving
money to buy a ring—hammyfist.”
“Well, Jane, when you are properly engaged
to him you may ask him round here on Sunday
afternoons, and have tea with him in the kitchen.”
For my Euphemia has a motherly conception of
her duty towards her maid-servants. And presently
the amethystine ring was being worn about
the house, even with ostentation, and Jane developed
a new way of bringing in the joint, so
that this gage was evident The elder Miss Maitland
was aggrieved by it, and told my wife that
servants ought not to wear rings. But my wife
looked it up in “Enquire Within” and “Mrs.
Motherly’s Book of Household Management,” and
found no prohibition. So Jane remained with
this happiness added to her love.
The treasure of Jane’s heart appeared to me
to be what respectable people call a very deserving
young man. “William, ma’am,” said Jane,
one day suddenly, with ill-concealed complacency,
as she counted out the beer bottles, “William,
ma’am, is a teetotaller. Yes, m’m; and he don’t
smoke. Smoking, ma’am,” said Jane, as one who
reads the heart, “do make such a dust about.
396Beside the waste of money. And the smell.
However, I suppose it’s necessary to some.”
Possibly it dawned on Jane that she was reflecting
a little severely upon Euphemia’s comparative
ill-fortune; and she added kindly, “I’m sure the
master is a hangel when his pipe’s alight. Compared
to other times.”
William was at first a rather shabby young man
of the ready-made black-coat school of costume.
He had watery grey eyes, and a complexion appropriate
to the brother of one in a Home for the
Dying. Euphemia did not fancy him very much,
even at the beginning. His eminent respectability
was vouched for by an alpaca umbrella, from
which he never allowed himself to be parted.
“He goes to chapel,” said Jane. “His papa,
ma’am—”
“His what, Jane?”
“His papa, ma’am, was Church; but Mr.
Maynard is a Plymouth Brother, and William
thinks it Policy, ma’am, to go there too. Mr.
Maynard comes and talks to him quite friendly,
when they ain’t busy, about using up all the ends
of string, and about his soul He takes a lot of
notice, do Mr. Maynard, of William, and the way
he saves string and his soul, ma’am.”
Presently we heard that the head porter at
Maynard’s had left, and that William was head
porter at twenty-three shillings a week. “He is
really kind of over the man who drives the van,”
397said Jane, “and him married with three children.”
And she promised in the pride of her heart to
make interest for us with William to favour us so
that we might get our parcels of drapery from
Maynard’s with exceptional promptitude.
After this promotion a rapidly increasing prosperity
came upon Jane’s young man. One day,
we learned that Mr. Maynard had given William
a book. “Smiles’ ’Elp Yourself, it’s called,”
said Jane; “but it ain’t comic. It tells you how
to get on in the world, and some what William
read to me was lovely, ma’am.”
Euphemia told me of this laughing, and then
she became suddenly grave. “Do you know,
dear,” she said, “Jane said one thing I did not
like. She had been quiet for a minute, and then
she suddenly remarked, ‘William is a lot above
me, ma’am, ain’t he?’”
“I don’t see anything in that,” I said, though
later my eyes were to be opened.
One Sunday afternoon about that time I was
sitting at my writing-desk—possibly I was reading
a good book—when a something went by the
window. I heard a startled exclamation behind
me, and saw Euphemia with her hands clasped
together and her eyes dilated. “George,” she
said in an awe-stricken whisper, “did you see?”
Then we both spoke to one another at the same
moment, slowly and solemnly: “A silk hat!
Yellow gloves! A new umbrella!”
398“It may be my fancy, dear,” said Euphemia;
“but his tie was very like yours. I believe Jane
keeps him in ties. She told me a little while ago,
in a way that implied volumes about the rest of
your costume, ‘The master do wear pretty ties,
ma’am.’ And he echoes all your novelties.”
The young couple passed our window again on
their way to their customary walk. They were
arm in arm. Jane looked exquisitely proud,
happy, and uncomfortable, with new white cotton
gloves, and William, in the silk hat, singularly
genteel!
That was the culmination of Jane’s happiness.
When she returned, “Mr. Maynard has been
talking to William, ma’am,” she said, “and he is
to serve customers, just like the young shop gentlemen,
during the next sale. And if he gets on,
he is to be made an assistant, ma’am, at the first
opportunity. He has got to be as gentlemanly as
he can, ma’am; and if he ain’t, ma’am, he says
it won’t be for want of trying. Mr. Maynard has
took a great fancy to him.”
“He is getting on, Jane,” said my wife.
“Yes, ma’am,” said Jane, thoughtfully, “he is
getting on.”
And she sighed.
That next Sunday, as I drank my tea, I interrogated
my wife. “How is this Sunday different
from all other Sundays, little woman? What has
happened? Have you altered the curtains, or
399rearranged the furniture, or where is the indefinable
difference of it? Are you wearing your hair
in a new way without warning me? I clearly
perceive a change in my environment, and I
cannot for the life of me say what it is.”
Then my wife answered in her most tragic
voice: “George,” she said, “that—that William
has not come near the place to-day! And Jane
is crying her heart out upstairs.”
There followed a period of silence. Jane, as I
have said, stopped singing about the house, and
began to care for our brittle possessions, which
struck my wife as being a very sad sign indeed.
The next Sunday, and the next, Jane asked to go
out, “to walk with William;” and my wife, who
never attempts to extort confidences, gave her
permission, and asked no questions. On each
occasion Jane came back looking flushed and
very determined. At last one day she became
communicative.
“William is being led away,” she remarked
abruptly, with a catching of the breath, apropos of
table-cloths. “Yes, m’m. She is a milliner, and
she can play on the piano.”
“I thought,” said my wife, “that you went out
with him on Sunday.”
“Not out with him, m’m—after him. I
walked along by the side of them, and told her he
was engaged to me.”
“Dear me, Jane, did you? What did they do?”
400“Took no more notice of me than if I was dirt.
So I told her she should suffer for it.”
“It could not have been a very agreeable walk,
Jane.”
“Not for no parties, ma’am.
“I wish,” said Jane, “I could play the piano,
ma’am. But anyhow, I don’t mean to let her get
him away from me. She’s older than him, and
her hair ain’t gold to the roots, ma’am.”
It was on the August Bank Holiday that the
crisis came. We do not clearly know the details
of the fray, but only such fragments as poor Jane
let fall. She came home dusty, excited, and with
her heart hot within her.
The milliner’s mother, the milliner, and William
had made a party to the Art Museum at
South Kensington, I think. Anyhow, Jane had
calmly but firmly accosted them somewhere in the
streets, and asserted her right to what, in spite of
the consensus of literature, she held to be her
inalienable property. She did, I think, go so far
as to lay hands on him. They dealt with her in a
crushingly superior way. They “called a cab.”
There was a “scene,” William being pulled away
into the four-wheeler by his future wife and mother-in-law
from the reluctant hands of our discarded
Jane. There were threats of giving her
“in charge.”
“My poor Jane!” said my wife, mincing veal
as though she was mincing William. “It’s a
401shame of them. I would think no more of him.
He is not worthy of you.”
“No, m’m,” said Jane. “He is weak.
“But it’s that woman has done it,” said Jane.
She was never known to bring herself to pronounce
“that woman’s” name or to admit her girlishness.
“I can’t think what minds some women must
have—to try and get a girl’s young man away
from her. But there, it only hurts to talk about
it,” said Jane.
Thereafter our house rested from William. But
there was something in the manner of Jane’s scrubbing
the front doorstep or sweeping out the rooms,
a certain viciousness, that persuaded me that the
story had not yet ended.
“Please, m’m, may I go and see a wedding
to-morrow?” said Jane, one day.
My wife knew by instinct whose wedding.
“Do you think it is wise, Jane?” she said.
“I would like to see the last of him,” said Jane.
“My dear,” said my wife, fluttering into my
room about twenty minutes after Jane had started,
“Jane has been to the boot-hole and taken all
the left-off boots and shoes, and gone off to the
wedding with them in a bag. Surely she cannot
mean—”
“Jane,” I said, “is developing character. Let
us hope for the best.”
Jane came back with a pale, hard face. All the
boots seemed to be still in her bag, at which my
402wife heaved a premature sigh of relief. We heard
her go upstairs and replace the boots with considerable
emphasis.
“Quite a crowd at the wedding, ma’am,” she
said presently, in a purely conversational style,
sitting in our little kitchen, and scrubbing the
potatoes; “and such a lovely day for them.”
She proceeded to numerous other details, clearly
avoiding some cardinal incident.
“It was all extremely respectable and nice,
ma’am; but her father didn’t wear a black coat,
and looked quite out of place, ma’am. Mr.
Piddingquirk—”
“Who?”
“Mr. Piddingquirk—William that was, ma’am—had
white gloves, and a coat like a clergyman,
and a lovely chrysanthemum. He looked so nice,
ma’am. And there was red carpet down, just
like for gentlefolks. And they say he gave the
clerk four shillings, ma’am. It was a real kerridge
they had—not a fly. When they came out of
church, there was rice-throwing, and her two little
sisters dropping dead flowers. And some one threw
a slipper, and then I threw a boot—”
“Threw a boot, Jane!”
“Yes, ma’am. Aimed at her. But it hit him.
Yes, ma’am, hard. Gev him a black eye, I should
think. I only threw that one. I hadn’t the heart
to try again. All the little boys cheered when it
hit him.”
403After an interval—“I am sorry the boot hit
him.”
Another pause. The potatoes were being
scrubbed violently. “He always was a bit above
me, you know, ma’am. And he was led away.”
The potatoes were more than finished. Jane
rose sharply, with a sigh, and rapped the basin
down on the table.
“I don’t care,” she said. “I don’t care a rap.
He will find out his mistake yet. It serves me
right. I was stuck up about him. I ought not to
have looked so high. And I am glad things are
as things are.”
My wife was in the kitchen, seeing to the higher
cookery. After the confession of the boot-throwing,
she must have watched poor Jane fuming with
a certain dismay in those brown eyes of hers. But
I imagine they softened again very quickly, and
then Jane’s must have met them.
“Oh, ma’am,” said Jane, with an astonishing
change of note, “think of all that might have
been! Oh, ma’am, I could have been so happy!
I ought to have known, but I didn’t know—You’re
very kind to let me talk to you, ma’am—for
it’s hard on me, ma’am—it’s har-r-r-r-d—”
And I gather that Euphemia so far forgot herself
as to let Jane sob out some of the fulness
of her heart on a sympathetic shoulder. My
Euphemia, thank Heaven, has never properly
grasped the importance of “keeping up her position.”
404And since that fit of weeping, much of
the accent of bitterness has gone out of Jane’s
scrubbing and brush-work.
Indeed, something passed the other day with
the butcher-boy—but that scarcely belongs to
this story. However, Jane is young still, and time
and change are at work with her. We all have
our sorrows, but I do not believe very much in
the existence of sorrows that never heal.
THE LOST INHERITANCE
405
“My uncle,” said the man with the glass eye,
“was what you might call a hemi-semi-demi millionaire.
He was worth about a hundred and
twenty thousand. Quite. And he left me all his
money.”
I glanced at the shiny sleeve of his coat, and
my eye travelled up to the frayed collar.
“Every penny,” said the man with the glass
eye, and I caught the active pupil looking at me
with a touch of offence.
“I’ve never had any windfalls like that,” I said,
trying to speak enviously and propitiate him.
“Even a legacy isn’t always a blessing,” he
remarked with a sigh, and with an air of philosophical
resignation he put the red nose and the
wiry moustache into his tankard for a space.
“Perhaps not,” I said.
“He was an author, you see, and he wrote a
lot of books.”
“Indeed!”
“That was the trouble of it all.” He stared at
me with the available eye, to see if I grasped his
statement, then averted his face a little and produced
a toothpick.
406“You see,” he said, smacking his lips after a
pause, “it was like this. He was my uncle—my
maternal uncle. And he had—what shall I call
it?—a weakness for writing edifying literature.
Weakness is hardly the word—downright mania
is nearer the mark. He’d been librarian in a
Polytechnic, and as soon as the money came to
him he began to indulge his ambition. It’s a
simply extraordinary and incomprehensible thing
to me. Here was a man of thirty-seven suddenly
dropped into a perfect pile of gold, and he didn’t
go—not a day’s bust on it. One would think a
chap would go and get himself dressed a bit
decent—say a couple of dozen pairs of trousers
at a West End tailor’s; but he never did. You’d
hardly believe it, but when he died he hadn’t even
a gold watch. It seems wrong for people like that
to have money. All he did was just to take a
house, and order in pretty nearly five tons of books
and ink and paper, and set to writing edifying literature
as hard as ever he could write. I can’t
understand it! But he did. The money came
to him, curiously enough, through a maternal uncle
of his, unexpected like, when he was seven-and-thirty.
My mother, it happened, was his only
relation in the wide, wide world, except some
second cousins of his. And I was her only son.
You follow all that? The second cousins had one
only son, too; but they brought him to see the old
man too soon. He was rather a spoilt youngster,
407was this son of theirs, and directly he set eyes on
my uncle, he began bawling out as hard as he
could. ‘Take ’im away—er,’ he says, ‘take ’im
away,’ and so did for himself entirely. It was
pretty straight sailing, you’d think, for me, eh?
And my mother, being a sensible, careful woman,
settled the business in her own mind long before
he did.
“He was a curious little chap, was my uncle, as
I remember him. I don’t wonder at the kid being
scared. Hair, just like these Japanese dolls they
sell, black and straight and stiff all round the brim
and none in the middle, and below, a whitish kind
of face and rather large dark grey eyes moving
about behind his spectacles. He used to attach a
great deal of importance to dress, and always wore
a flapping overcoat and a big-rimmed felt hat of a
most extraordinary size. He looked a rummy
little beggar, I can tell you. Indoors it was, as a
rule, a dirty red flannel dressing-gown and a black
skull-cap he had. That black skull-cap made him
look like the portraits of all kinds of celebrated
people. He was always moving about from house
to house, was my uncle, with his chair which had
belonged to Savage Landor, and his two writing-tables,
one of Carlyle’s and the other of Shelley’s,
so the dealer told him, and the completest portable
reference library in England, he said he had,—and
he lugged the whole caravan, now to a house
at Down, near Darwin’s old place, then to Reigate,
408near Meredith, then off to Haslemere, then back
to Chelsea for a bit, and then up to Hampstead.
He knew there was something wrong with his stuff,
but he never knew there was anything wrong with
his brains. It was always the air, or the water, or
the altitude, or some tommy-rot like that. ‘So
much depends on environment,’ he used to say,
and stare at you hard, as if he half-suspected you
were hiding a grin at him somewhere under your
face. ‘So much depends on environment to a
sensitive mind like mine.’
“What was his name? You wouldn’t know it
if I told you. He wrote nothing that any one has
ever read—nothing. No one could read it. He
wanted to be a great teacher, he said, and he
didn’t know what he wanted to teach any more
than a child. So he just blethered at large
about Truth and Righteousness, and the Spirit of
History, and all that. Book after book he wrote
and published at his own expense. He wasn’t
quite right in his head, you know, really; and to
hear him go on at the critics—not because they
slated him, mind you—he liked that—but because
they didn’t take any notice of him at all.
‘What do the nations want?’ he would ask, holding
out his brown old claw. ‘Why, teaching—guidance!
They are scattered upon the hills like
sheep without a shepherd. There is War, and
Rumours of War, the unlaid Spirit of Discord
abroad in the land, Nihilism, Vivisection, Vaccination,
409Drunkenness, Penury, Want, Socialistic
Error, Selfish Capital! Do you see the clouds,
Ted?’—my name, you know—‘Do you see the
clouds lowering over the land? and behind it all—the
Mongol waits!’ He was always very
great on Mongols, and the Spectre of Socialism,
and such-like things.
“Then out would come his finger at me, and,
with his eyes all afire and his skull-cap askew, he
would whisper: ‘And here am I. What do I
want? Nations to teach. Nations! I say it with
all modesty, Ted, I could. I would guide them;
nay! but I will guide them to a safe haven, to
the land of Righteousness, flowing with milk and
honey.’
“That’s how he used to go on. Ramble, rave
about the nations, and righteousness, and that
kind of thing. Kind of mincemeat of Bible and
blethers. From fourteen up to three-and-twenty,
when I might have been improving my mind, my
mother used to wash me and brush my hair (at
least in the earlier years of it), with a nice parting
down the middle, and take me, once or twice a
week, to hear this old lunatic jabber about things
he had read of in the morning papers, trying to
do it as much like Carlyle as he could; and I used
to sit according to instructions, and look intelligent
and nice, and pretend to be taking it all in.
Afterwards, I used to go of my own free will, out
of a regard for the legacy. I was the only person
410that used to go and see him. He wrote, I believe,
to every man who made the slightest stir in
the world, sending him a copy or so of his books,
and inviting him to come and talk about the
nations to him; but half of them didn’t answer,
and none ever came. And when the girl let you
in—she was an artful bit of goods, that girl—there
were heaps of letters on the hall-seat waiting
to go off, addressed to Prince Bismark, the President
of the United States, and such-like people.
And one went up the staircase and along the cobwebby
passage,—the housekeeper drank like fury,
and his passages were always cobwebby,—and
found him at last, with books turned down all
over the room, and heaps of torn paper on
the floor, and telegrams and newspapers littered
about, and empty coffee-cups and half-eaten bits
of toast on the desk and the mantel. You’d see
his back humped up, and his hair would be sticking
out quite straight between the collar of that
dressing-gown thing and the edge of the skull-cap.
“‘A moment!’ he would say. ‘A moment!’
over his shoulder. ‘The mot juste, you know,
Ted, le mot juste. Righteous thought righteously
expressed—Aah!—concatenation. And now,
Ted,’ he’d say, spinning round in his study chair,
‘how’s Young England?’ That was his silly
name for me.
“Well, that was my uncle, and that was how he
talked—to me, at any rate. With others about
411he seemed a bit shy. And he not only talked
to me, but he gave me his books, books of six
hundred pages or so, with cock-eyed headings,
‘The Shrieking Sisterhood,’ ‘The Behemoth of
Bigotry,’ ‘Crucibles and Cullenders,’ and so on.
All very strong, and none of them original. The
very last time but one that I saw him he gave me
a book. He was feeling ill even then, and his
hand shook and he was despondent. I noticed
it because I was naturally on the look-out for
those little symptoms. ‘My last book, Ted,’ he
said. ‘My last book, my boy; my last word to
the deaf and hardened nations;’ and I’m hanged
if a tear didn’t go rolling down his yellow old
cheek. He was regular crying because it was so
nearly over, and he hadn’t only written about
fifty-three books of rubbish. ‘I’ve sometimes
thought, Ted—’ he said, and stopped.
“‘Perhaps I’ve been a bit hasty and angry
with this stiff-necked generation. A little more
sweetness, perhaps, and a little less blinding light.
I’ve sometimes thought—I might have swayed
them. But I’ve done my best, Ted.’
“And then, with a burst, for the first and last
time in his life he owned himself a failure. It
showed he was really ill. He seemed to think
for a minute, and then he spoke quietly and low,
as sane and sober as I am now. ‘I’ve been a
fool, Ted,’ he said. ‘I’ve been flapping nonsense
all my life. Only He who readeth the
412heart knows whether this is anything more than
vanity. Ted, I don’t. But He knows, He
knows, and if I have done foolishly and vainly,
in my heart—in my heart—’
“Just like that he spoke, repeating himself, and
he stopped quite short and handed the book to
me, trembling. Then the old shine came back
into his eye. I remember it all fairly well, because
I repeated it and acted it to my old mother
when I got home, to cheer her up a bit. ‘Take
this book and read it,’ he said. ‘It’s my last
word, my very last word. I’ve left all my property
to you, Ted, and may you use it better than
I have done.’ And then he fell a-coughing.
“I remember that quite well even now, and
how I went home cock-a-hoop, and how he was
in bed the next time I called. The housekeeper
was downstairs drunk, and I fooled about—as a
young man will—with the girl in the passage
before I went to him. He was sinking fast. But
even then his vanity clung to him.
“‘Have you read it?’ he whispered.
“‘Sat up all night reading it,’ I said in his ear
to cheer him. ‘It’s the last,’ said I, and then,
with a memory of some poetry or other in my
head, ‘but it’s the bravest and best.’
“He smiled a little and tried to squeeze my hand
as a woman might do, and left off squeezing in the
middle, and lay still. ‘The bravest and the best,’
said I again, seeing it pleased him. But he didn’t
413answer. I heard the girl giggle outside the door,
for occasionally we’d had just a bit of innocent
laughter, you know, at his ways. I looked at
his face, and his eyes were closed, and it was
just as if somebody had punched in his nose
on either side. But he was still smiling. It’s
queer to think of—he lay dead, lay dead there,
an utter failure, with the smile of success on his
face.
“That was the end of my uncle. You can
imagine me and my mother saw that he had a
decent funeral. Then, of course, came the hunt
for the will. We began decent and respectful at
first, and before the day was out we were ripping
chairs, and smashing bureau panels, and sounding
walls. Every hour we expected those others to
come in. We asked the housekeeper, and found
she’d actually witnessed a will—on an ordinary
half-sheet of notepaper it was written, and very
short, she said—not a month ago. The other
witness was the gardener, and he bore her out word
for word. But I’m hanged if there was that or
any other will to be found. The way my mother
talked must have made him turn in his grave. At
last a lawyer at Reigate sprang one on us that had
been made years ago during some temporary
quarrel with my mother. I’m blest if that wasn’t
the only will to be discovered anywhere, and it
left every penny he possessed to that ‘Take ’im
away’ youngster of his second cousin’s—a chap
414who’d never had to stand his talking not for one
afternoon of his life.”
The man with the glass eye stopped.
“I thought you said—” I began.
“Half a minute,” said the man with the glass
eye. “I had to wait for the end of the story till
this very morning, and I was a blessed sight more
interested than you are. You just wait a bit, too.
They executed the will, and the other chap inherited,
and directly he was one-and-twenty he began
to blew it. How he did blew it, to be sure! He
bet, he drank, he got in the papers for this and
that. I tell you, it makes me wriggle to think of
the times he had. He blewed every ha’penny of
it before he was thirty, and the last I heard of him
was—Holloway! Three years ago.
“Well, I naturally fell on hard times, because,
as you see, the only trade I knew was legacy-cadging.
All my plans were waiting over to begin,
so to speak, when the old chap died. I’ve had
my ups and downs since then. Just now it’s a
period of depression. I tell you frankly, I’m on
the look-out for help. I was hunting round my
room to find something to raise a bit on for immediate
necessities, and the sight of all those
presentation volumes—no one will buy them, not
to wrap butter in, even—well, they annoyed me.
I’d promised him not to part with them, and I
never kept a promise easier. I let out at them
with my boot, and sent them shooting across the
415room. One lifted at the kick, and spun through
the air. And out of it flapped—You guess?
“It was the will. He’d given it me himself in
that very last volume of all.”
He folded his arms on the table, and looked
sadly with the active eye at his empty tankard.
He shook his head slowly, and said softly, “I’d
never opened the book, much more cut a page!”
Then he looked up, with a bitter laugh, for my
sympathy. “Fancy hiding it there! Eigh? Of
all places.”
He began to fish absently for a dead fly with his
finger. “It just shows you the vanity of authors,”
he said, looking up at me. “It wasn’t no trick of
his. He’d meant perfectly fair. He’d really
thought I was really going home to read that
blessed book of his through. But it shows you,
don’t it?”—his eye went down to the tankard
again,—“it shows you, too, how we poor human
beings fail to understand one another.”
But there was no misunderstanding the eloquent
thirst of his eye. He accepted with ill-feigned
surprise. He said, in the usual subtle formula,
that he didn’t mind if he did.
POLLOCK AND THE PORROH MAN
416
It was in a swampy village on the lagoon river
behind the Turner Peninsula that Pollock’s first
encounter with the Porroh man occurred. The
women of that country are famous for their good
looks—they are Gallinas with a dash of European
blood that dates from the days of Vasco da Gama
and the English slave-traders, and the Porroh man,
too, was possibly inspired by a faint Caucasian
taint in his composition. (It’s a curious thing to
think that some of us may have distant cousins
eating men on Sherboro Island or raiding with the
Sofas.) At any rate, the Porroh man stabbed the
woman to the heart as though he had been a mere
low-class Italian, and very narrowly missed Pollock.
But Pollock, using his revolver to parry the lightning
stab which was aimed at his deltoid muscle,
sent the iron dagger flying, and, firing, hit the man
in the hand.
He fired again and missed, knocking a sudden
window out of the wall of the hut. The Porroh
man stooped in the doorway, glancing under his
arm at Pollock. Pollock caught a glimpse of his
inverted face in the sunlight, and then the Englishman
was alone, sick and trembling with the excitement
417of the affair, in the twilight of the place. It
had all happened in less time than it takes to read
about it.
The woman was quite dead, and having ascertained
this, Pollock went to the entrance of the
hut and looked out. Things outside were dazzling
bright. Half a dozen of the porters of the expedition
were standing up in a group near the green
huts they occupied, and staring towards him,
wondering what the shots might signify. Behind
the little group of men was the broad stretch of
black fetid mud by the river, a green carpet of
rafts of papyrus and water-grass, and then the
leaden water. The mangroves beyond the stream
loomed indistinctly through the blue haze. There
were no signs of excitement in the squat village,
whose fence was just visible above the cane-grass.
Pollock came out of the hut cautiously and
walked towards the river, looking over his shoulder
at intervals. But the Porroh man had vanished.
Pollock clutched his revolver nervously in
his hand.
One of his men came to meet him, and as he
came, pointed to the bushes behind the hut in
which the Porroh man had disappeared. Pollock
had an irritating persuasion of having made an
absolute fool of himself; he felt bitter, savage, at
the turn things had taken. At the same time, he
would have to tell Waterhouse—the moral, exemplary,
418cautious Waterhouse—who would inevitably
take the matter seriously. Pollock cursed
bitterly at his luck, at Waterhouse, and especially
at the West Coast of Africa. He felt consummately
sick of the expedition. And in the back
of his mind all the time was a speculative doubt
where precisely within the visible horizon the
Porroh man might be.
It is perhaps rather shocking, but he was not at
all upset by the murder that had just happened.
He had seen so much brutality during the last
three months, so many dead women, burnt huts,
drying skeletons, up the Kittam River in the wake
of the Sofa cavalry, that his senses were blunted.
What disturbed him was the persuasion that this
business was only beginning.
He swore savagely at the black, who ventured
to ask a question, and went on into the tent under
the orange-trees where Waterhouse was lying, feeling
exasperatingly like a boy going into the headmaster’s
study.
Waterhouse was still sleeping off the effects of
his last dose of chlorodyne, and Pollock sat down on
a packing-case beside him, and, lighting his pipe,
waited for him to awake. About him were scattered
the pots and weapons Waterhouse had collected
from the Mendi people, and which he had
been repacking for the canoe voyage to Sulyma.
Presently Waterhouse woke up, and after judicial
stretching, decided he was all right again.
419Pollock got him some tea. Over the tea the incidents
of the afternoon were described by Pollock,
after some preliminary beating about the bush.
Waterhouse took the matter even more seriously
than Pollock had anticipated. He did not simply
disapprove, he scolded, he insulted.
“You’re one of those infernal fools who think
a black man isn’t a human being,” he said. “I
can’t be ill a day without you must get into some
dirty scrape or other. This is the third time in a
month that you have come crossways-on with a
native, and this time you’re in for it with a vengeance.
Porroh, too! They’re down upon you
enough as it is, about that idol you wrote your
silly name on. And they’re the most vindictive
devils on earth! You make a man ashamed of
civilisation. To think you come of a decent
family! If ever I cumber myself up with a vicious,
stupid young lout like you again—”
“Steady on, now,” snarled Pollock, in the tone
that always exasperated Waterhouse; “steady
on.”
At that Waterhouse became speechless. He
jumped to his feet.
“Look here, Pollock,” he said, after a struggle
to control his breath. “You must go home. I
won’t have you any longer. I’m ill enough as it
is through you—”
“Keep your hair on,” said Pollock, staring in
front of him. “I’m ready enough to go.”
420Waterhouse became calmer again. He sat
down on the camp-stool. “Very well,” he said.
“I don’t want a row, Pollock, you know; but it’s
confoundedly annoying to have one’s plans put
out by this kind of thing. I’ll come to Sulyma
with you, and see you safe aboard—”
“You needn’t,” said Pollock. “I can go
alone. From here.”
“Not far,” said Waterhouse. “You don’t understand
this Porroh business.”
“How should I know she belonged to a Porrohman?”
said Pollock, bitterly.
“Well, she did,” said Waterhouse; “and you
can’t undo the thing. Go alone, indeed! I
wonder what they’d do to you. You don’t seem
to understand that this Porroh hokey-pokey rules
this country, is its law, religion, constitution, medicine,
magic—They appoint the chiefs. The
Inquisition, at its best, couldn’t hold a candle to
these chaps. He will probably set Awajale, the
chief here, on to us. It’s lucky our porters are
Mendis. We shall have to shift this little settlement
of ours—Confound you, Pollock! And,
of course, you must go and miss him.”
He thought, and his thoughts seemed disagreeable.
Presently he stood up and took his rifle.
“I’d keep close for a bit, if I were you,” he said,
over his shoulder, as he went out. “I’m going
out to see what I can find out about it.”
Pollock remained sitting in the tent, meditating.
421“I was meant for a civilised life,” he said to himself,
regretfully, as he filled his pipe. “The
sooner I get back to London or Paris the better
for me.”
His eye fell on the sealed case in which Waterhouse
had put the featherless poisoned arrows
they had bought in the Mendi country. “I wish
I had hit the beggar somewhere vital,” said Pollock,
viciously.
Waterhouse came back after a long interval.
He was not communicative, though Pollock asked
him questions enough. The Porroh man, it
seems, was a prominent member of that mystical
society. The village was interested, but not
threatening. No doubt the witch-doctor had
gone into the bush. He was a great witch-doctor.
“Of course, he’s up to something,” said Waterhouse,
and became silent.
“But what can he do?” asked Pollock, unheeded.
“I must get you out of this. There’s something
brewing, or things would not be so quiet,”
said Waterhouse, after a gap of silence. Pollock
wanted to know what the brew might be. “Dancing
in a circle of skulls,” said Waterhouse;
“brewing a stink in a copper pot.” Pollock
wanted particulars. Waterhouse was vague, Pollock
pressing. At last Waterhouse lost his temper.
“How the devil should I know?” he said
to Pollock’s twentieth inquiry what the Porroh
422man would do. “He tried to kill you off-hand in
the hut. Now, I fancy he will try something
more elaborate. But you’ll see fast enough. I
don’t want to help unnerve you. It’s probably
all nonsense.”
That night, as they were sitting at their fire,
Pollock again tried to draw Waterhouse out on the
subject of Porroh methods. “Better get to sleep,”
said Waterhouse, when Pollock’s bent became
apparent; “we start early to-morrow. You may
want all your nerve about you.”
“But what line will he take?”
“Can’t say. They’re versatile people. They
know a lot of rum dodges. You’d better get that
copper-devil, Shakespear, to talk.”
There was a flash and a heavy bang out of the
darkness behind the huts, and a clay bullet came
whistling close to Pollock’s head. This, at least,
was crude enough. The blacks and half-breeds
sitting and yarning round their own fire jumped
up, and some one fired into the dark.
“Better go into one of the huts,” said Waterhouse,
quietly, still sitting unmoved.
Pollock stood up by the fire and drew his revolver.
Fighting, at least, he was not afraid of.
But a man in the dark is in the best of armour.
Realising the wisdom of Waterhouse’s advice, Pollock
went into the tent and lay down there.
What little sleep he had was disturbed by
dreams, variegated dreams, but chiefly of the Porroh
423man’s face, upside down, as he went out of the
hut, and looked up under his arm. It was odd
that this transitory impression should have stuck
so firmly in Pollock’s memory. Moreover, he
was troubled by queer pains in his limbs.
In the white haze of the early morning, as they
were loading the canoes, a barbed arrow suddenly
appeared quivering in the ground close to Pollock’s
foot. The boys made a perfunctory effort
to clear out the thicket, but it led to no capture.
After these two occurrences, there was a disposition
on the part of the expedition to leave Pollock
to himself, and Pollock became, for the first
time in his life, anxious to mingle with blacks.
Waterhouse took one canoe, and Pollock, in spite
of a friendly desire to chat with Waterhouse, had
to take the other. He was left all alone in the
front part of the canoe, and he had the greatest
trouble to make the men—who did not love him—keep
to the middle of the river, a clear hundred
yards or more from either shore. However, he
made Shakespear, the Freetown half-breed, come
up to his own end of the canoe and tell him about
Porroh, which Shakespear, failing in his attempts
to leave Pollock alone, presently did with considerable
freedom and gusto.
The day passed. The canoe glided swiftly
along the ribbon of lagoon water, between the
drift of water-figs, fallen trees, papyrus, and palm-wine
palms, and with the dark mangrove swamp
424to the left, through which one could hear now
and then the roar of the Atlantic surf. Shakespear
told, in his soft blurred English, of how the
Porroh could cast spells; how men withered up
under their malice; how they could send dreams
and devils; how they tormented and killed the
sons of Ijibu; how they kidnapped a white trader
from Sulyma who had maltreated one of the sect,
and how his body looked when it was found.
And Pollock after each narrative cursed under
his breath at the want of missionary enterprise
that allowed such things to be, and at the inert
British Government that ruled over this dark
heathendom of Sierra Leone. In the evening
they came to the Kasi Lake, and sent a score
of crocodiles lumbering off the island on which
the expedition camped for the night.
The next day they reached Sulyma, and smelt
the sea breeze; but Pollock had to put up there
for five days before he could get on to Freetown.
Waterhouse, considering him to be comparatively
safe here, and within the pale of Freetown influence,
left him and went back with the expedition
to Gbemma, and Pollock became very friendly
with Perera, the only resident white trader at
Sulyma—so friendly, indeed, that he went about
with him everywhere. Perera was a little Portuguese
Jew, who had lived in England, and he
appreciated the Englishman’s friendliness as a
great compliment.
425For two days nothing happened out of the
ordinary; for the most part Pollock and Perera
played Nap—the only game they had in common—and
Pollock got into debt. Then, on the
second evening, Pollock had a disagreeable intimation
of the arrival of the Porroh man in Sulyma
by getting a flesh-wound in the shoulder from a
lump of filed iron. It was a long shot, and the
missile had nearly spent its force when it hit
him. Still it conveyed its message plainly enough.
Pollock sat up in his hammock, revolver in hand,
all that night, and next morning confided, to
some extent, in the Anglo-Portuguese.
Perera took the matter seriously. He knew the
local customs pretty thoroughly. “It is a personal
question, you must know. It is revenge.
And of course he is hurried by your leaving de
country. None of de natives or half-breeds will
interfere wid him very much—unless you make
it wort deir while. If you come upon him suddenly,
you might shoot him. But den he might
shoot you.
“Den dere’s dis—infernal magic,” said Perera.
“Of course, I don’t believe in it—superstition;
but still it’s not nice to tink dat wherever you
are, dere is a black man, who spends a moonlight
night now and den a-dancing about a fire to send
you bad dreams—Had any bad dreams?”
“Rather,” said Pollock. “I keep on seeing
the beggar’s head upside down grinning at me and
426showing all his teeth as he did in the hut, and
coming close up to me, and then going ever so
far off, and coming back. It’s nothing to be
afraid of, but somehow it simply paralyses me with
terror in my sleep. Queer things—dreams. I
know it’s a dream all the time, and I can’t wake
up from it.”
“It’s probably only fancy,” said Perera. “Den
my niggers say Porroh men can send snakes.
Seen any snakes lately?”
“Only one. I killed him this morning, on the
floor near my hammock. Almost trod on him as
I got up.”
“Ah!” said Perera, and then, reassuringly,
“Of course it is a—coincidence. Still I would
keep my eyes open. Den dere’s pains in de
bones.”
“I thought they were due to miasma,” said
Pollock.
“Probably dey are. When did dey begin?”
Then Pollock remembered that he first noticed
them the night after the fight in the hut. “It’s
my opinion he don’t want to kill you,” said Perera—“at
least not yet. I’ve heard deir idea is to
scare and worry a man wid deir spells, and narrow
misses, and rheumatic pains, and bad dreams, and
all dat, until he’s sick of life. Of course, it’s all
talk, you know. You mustn’t worry about it—But
I wonder what he’ll be up to next.”
“I shall have to be up to something first,” said
427Pollock, staring gloomily at the greasy cards that
Perera was putting on the table. “It don’t suit
my dignity to be followed about, and shot at, and
blighted in this way. I wonder if Porroh hokey-pokey
upsets your luck at cards.”
He looked at Perera suspiciously.
“Very likely it does,” said Perera, warmly,
shuffling. “Dey are wonderful people.”
That afternoon Pollock killed two snakes in his
hammock, and there was also an extraordinary increase
in the number of red ants that swarmed over
the place; and these annoyances put him in a fit
temper to talk over business with a certain Mendi
rough he had interviewed before. The Mendi
rough showed Pollock a little iron dagger, and
demonstrated where one struck in the neck, in a
way that made Pollock shiver; and in return for
certain considerations Pollock promised him a
double-barrelled gun with an ornamental lock.
In the evening, as Pollock and Perera were playing
cards, the Mendi rough came in through the
doorway, carrying something in a blood-soaked
piece of native cloth.
“Not here!” said Pollock, very hurriedly.
“Not here!”
But he was not quick enough to prevent the
man, who was anxious to get to Pollock’s side of
the bargain, from opening the cloth and throwing
the head of the Porroh man upon the table. It
bounded from there on to the floor, leaving a red
428trail on the cards, and rolled into a corner, where
it came to rest upside down, but glaring hard at
Pollock.
Perera jumped up as the thing fell among the
cards, and began in his excitement to gabble in
Portuguese. The Mendi was bowing, with the red
cloth in his hand. “De gun!” he said. Pollock
stared back at the head in the corner. It bore
exactly the expression it had in his dreams.
Something seemed to snap in his own brain as he
looked at it.
Then Perera found his English again.
“You got him killed?” he said. “You did not
kill him yourself?”
“Why should I?” said Pollock.
“But he will not be able to take it off now!”
“Take what off?” said Pollock.
“And all dese cards are spoiled!”
“What do you mean by taking off?” said
Pollock.
“You must send me a new pack from Freetown.
You can buy dem dere.”
“But—‘take it off’?”
“It is only superstition. I forgot. De niggers
say dat if de witches—he was a witch—But it
is rubbish—You must make de Porroh man take
it off, or kill him yourself—It is very silly.”
Pollock swore under his breath, still staring hard
at the head in the corner.
“I can’t stand that glare,” he said. Then suddenly
429he rushed at the thing and kicked it. It
rolled some yards or so, and came to rest in the
same position as before, upside down, and looking
at him.
“He is ugly,” said the Anglo-Portuguese.
“Very ugly. Dey do it on deir faces with little
knives.”
Pollock would have kicked the head again, but
the Mendi man touched him on the arm. “De
gun?” he said, looking nervously at the head.
“Two—if you will take that beastly thing
away,” said Pollock.
The Mendi shook his head, and intimated that
he only wanted one gun now due to him, and for
which he would be obliged. Pollock found neither
cajolery nor bullying any good with him. Perera
had a gun to sell (at a profit of three hundred per
cent.), and with that the man presently departed.
Then Pollock’s eyes, against his will, were recalled
to the thing on the floor.
“It is funny dat his head keeps upside down,”
said Perera, with an uneasy laugh. “His brains
must be heavy, like de weight in de little images
one sees dat keep always upright wid lead in dem.
You will take him wiv you when you go presently.
You might take him now. De cards are all spoilt.
Dere is a man sell dem in Freetown. De room
is in a filty mess as it is. You should have killed
him yourself.”
Pollock pulled himself together, and went and
430picked up the head. He would hang it up by the
lamp-hook in the middle of the ceiling of his room,
and dig a grave for it at once. He was under the
impression that he hung it up by the hair, but that
must have been wrong, for when he returned for
it, it was hanging by the neck upside down.
He buried it before sunset on the north side of
the shed he occupied, so that he should not have
to pass the grave after dark when he was returning
from Perera’s. He killed two snakes before he
went to sleep. In the darkest part of the night he
awoke with a start, and heard a pattering sound
and something scraping on the floor. He sat up
noiselessly, and felt under his pillow for his revolver.
A mumbling growl followed, and Pollock
fired at the sound. There was a yelp, and something
dark passed for a moment across the hazy
blue of the doorway. “A dog!” said Pollock,
lying down again.
In the early dawn he awoke again with a peculiar
sense of unrest. The vague pain in his bones
had returned. For some time he lay watching
the red ants that were swarming over the ceiling,
and then, as the light grew brighter, he looked
over the edge of his hammock and saw something
dark on the floor. He gave such a violent start
that the hammock overset and flung him out.
He found himself lying, perhaps, a yard away
from the head of the Porroh man. It had been
disinterred by the dog, and the nose was grievously
431battered. Ants and flies swarmed over it. By an
odd coincidence, it was still upside down, and
with the same diabolical expression in the inverted
eyes.
Pollock sat paralysed, and stared at the horror
for some time. Then he got up and walked
round it,—giving it a wide berth—and out of the
shed. The clear light of the sunrise, the living
stir of vegetation before the breath of the dying
land-breeze, and the empty grave with the marks
of the dog’s paws, lightened the weight upon his
mind a little.
He told Perera of the business as though it
was a jest,—a jest to be told with white lips.
“You should not have frighten de dog,” said
Perera, with poorly simulated hilarity.
The next two days, until the steamer came,
were spent by Pollock in making a more effectual
disposition of his possession. Overcoming his
aversion to handling the thing, he went down to
the river mouth and threw it into the sea-water,
but by some miracle it escaped the crocodiles,
and was cast up by the tide on the mud a little
way up the river, to be found by an intelligent
Arab half-breed, and offered for sale to Pollock
and Perera as a curiosity, just on the edge of
night. The native hung about in the brief twilight,
making lower and lower offers, and at last,
getting scared in some way by the evident dread
these wise white men had for the thing, went off,
432and, passing Pollock’s shed, threw his burden in
there for Pollock to discover in the morning.
At this Pollock got into a kind of frenzy. He
would burn the thing. He went out straightway
into the dawn, and had constructed a big pyre of
brushwood before the heat of the day. He was
interrupted by the hooter of the little paddle
steamer from Monrovia to Bathurst, which was
coming through the gap in the bar. “Thank
Heaven!” said Pollock, with infinite piety, when
the meaning of the sound dawned upon him.
With trembling hands he lit his pile of wood
hastily, threw the head upon it, and went away
to pack his portmanteau and make his adieux to
Perera.
That afternoon, with a sense of infinite relief,
Pollock watched the flat swampy foreshore of
Sulyma grow small in the distance. The gap in
the long line of white surge became narrower and
narrower. It seemed to be closing in and cutting
him off from his trouble. The feeling of dread
and worry began to slip from him bit by bit. At
Sulyma belief in Porroh malignity and Porroh
magic had been in the air, his sense of Porroh
had been vast, pervading, threatening, dreadful.
Now manifestly the domain of Porroh was only
a little place, a little black band between the sea
and the blue cloudy Mendi uplands.
“Good-bye, Porroh!” said Pollock. “Good-bye—certainly
not au revoir.”
433The captain of the steamer came and leant over
the rail beside him, and wished him good evening,
and spat at the froth of the wake in token of
friendly ease.
“I picked up a rummy curio on the beach this
go,” said the captain. “It’s a thing I never saw
done this side of Indy before.”
“What might that be?” said Pollock.
“Pickled ’ed,” said the captain.
“What?” said Pollock.
“’Ed—smoked. ’Ed of one of these Porroh
chaps, all ornamented with knife-cuts. Why!
What’s up? Nothing? I shouldn’t have took
you for a nervous chap. Green in the face. By
gosh! you’re a bad sailor. All right, eh? Lord,
how funny you went! Well, this ’ed I was telling
you of is a bit rum in a way. I’ve got it,
along with some snakes, in a jar of spirit in my
cabin what I keeps for such curios, and I’m
hanged if it don’t float upsy down. Hullo!”
Pollock had given an incoherent cry, and had
his hands in his hair. He ran towards the paddle-boxes
with a half-formed idea of jumping into the
sea, and then he realised his position and turned
back towards the captain.
“Here!” said the captain. “Jack Philips,
just keep him off me! Stand off! No nearer,
mister! What’s the matter with you? Are you
mad?”
Pollock put his hand to his head. It was no
434good explaining. “I believe I am pretty nearly
mad at times,” he said. “It’s a pain I have here.
Comes suddenly. You’ll excuse me, I hope.”
He was white and in a perspiration. He saw
suddenly very clearly all the danger he ran of
having his sanity doubted. He forced himself to
restore the captain’s confidence, by answering his
sympathetic inquiries, noting his suggestions, even
trying a spoonful of neat brandy in his cheek,
and, that matter settled, asking a number of
questions about the captain’s private trade in
curiosities. The captain described the head in
detail. All the while Pollock was struggling to
keep under a preposterous persuasion that the
ship was as transparent as glass, and that he
could distinctly see the inverted face looking at
him from the cabin beneath his feet.
Pollock had a worse time almost on the steamer
than he had at Sulyma. All day he had to control
himself in spite of his intense perception of the
imminent presence of that horrible head that was
overshadowing his mind. At night his old nightmare
returned, until, with a violent effort, he would
force himself awake, rigid with the horror of it, and
with the ghost of a hoarse scream in his throat.
He left the actual head behind at Bathurst,
where he changed ship for Teneriffe, but not his
dreams nor the dull ache in his bones. At Teneriffe
Pollock transferred to a Cape liner, but the
head followed him. He gambled, he tried chess,
435he even read books; but he knew the danger of
drink. Yet whenever a round black shadow, a
round black object came into his range, there he
looked for the head, and—saw it. He knew
clearly enough that his imagination was growing
traitor to him, and yet at times it seemed the ship
he sailed in, his fellow-passengers, the sailors, the
wide sea, were all part of a filmy phantasmagoria
that hung, scarcely veiling it, between him and a
horrible real world. Then the Porroh man, thrusting
his diabolical face through that curtain, was
the one real and undeniable thing. At that he
would get up and touch things, taste something,
gnaw something, burn his hand with a match, or
run a needle into himself.
So, struggling grimly and silently with his excited
imagination, Pollock reached England. He
landed at Southampton, and went on straight from
Waterloo to his banker’s in Cornhill in a cab. There
he transacted some business with the manager in a
private room; and all the while the head hung like
an ornament under the black marble mantel and
dripped upon the fender. He could hear the
drops fall, and see the red on the fender.
“A pretty fern,” said the manager, following his
eyes. “But it makes the fender rusty.”
“Very,” said Pollock; “a very pretty fern.
And that reminds me. Can you recommend me
a physician for mind troubles? I’ve got a little—what
is it?—hallucination.”
436The head laughed savagely, wildly. Pollock was
surprised the manager did not notice it. But the
manager only stared at his face.
With the address of a doctor, Pollock presently
emerged in Cornhill. There was no cab in sight,
and so he went on down to the western end of the
street, and essayed the crossing opposite the Mansion
House. The crossing is hardly easy even for
the expert Londoner; cabs, vans, carriages, mailcarts,
omnibuses go by in one incessant stream;
to any one fresh from the malarious solitudes of
Sierra Leone it is a boiling, maddening confusion.
But when an inverted head suddenly comes bouncing,
like an india-rubber ball, between your legs,
leaving distinct smears of blood every time it
touches the ground, you can scarcely hope to
avoid an accident. Pollock lifted his feet convulsively
to avoid it, and then kicked at the thing
furiously. Then something hit him violently in
the back, and a hot pain ran up his arm.
He had been hit by the pole of an omnibus, and
three of the fingers of his left hand smashed by
the hoof of one of the horses,—the very fingers, as
it happened, that he shot from the Porroh man.
They pulled him out from between the horses’
legs, and found the address of the physician in his
crushed hand.
For a couple of days Pollock’s sensations were
full of the sweet, pungent smell of chloroform, of
painful operations that caused him no pain, of lying
437still and being given food and drink. Then he
had a slight fever, and was very thirsty, and his old
nightmare came back. It was only when it returned
that he noticed it had left him for a day.
“If my skull had been smashed instead of my
fingers, it might have gone altogether,” said Pollock,
staring thoughtfully at the dark cushion that
had taken on for the time the shape of the head.
Pollock at the first opportunity told the physician
of his mind trouble. He knew clearly that
he must go mad unless something should intervene
to save him. He explained that he had
witnessed a decapitation in Dahomey, and was
haunted by one of the heads. Naturally, he did
not care to state the actual facts. The physician
looked grave.
Presently he spoke hesitatingly. “As a child,
did you get very much religious training?”
“Very little,” said Pollock.
A shade passed over the physician’s face. “I
don’t know if you have heard of the miraculous
cures—it may be, of course, they are not miraculous—at
Lourdes.”
“Faith-healing will hardly suit me, I am afraid,”
said Pollock, with his eye on the dark cushion.
The head distorted its scarred features in an
abominable grimace. The physician went upon a
new track. “It’s all imagination,” he said, speaking
with sudden briskness. “A fair case for
faith-healing, anyhow. Your nervous system has
438run down, you’re in that twilight state of health
when the bogles come easiest. The strong impression
was too much for you. I must make you
up a little mixture that will strengthen your nervous
system—especially your brain. And you must
take exercise.”
“I’m no good for faith-healing,” said Pollock.
“And therefore we must restore tone. Go in
search of stimulating air—Scotland, Norway, the
Alps—”
“Jericho, if you like,” said Pollock, “where
Naaman went.”
However, so soon as his fingers would let him,
Pollock made a gallant attempt to follow out the
doctor’s suggestion. It was now November. He
tried football; but to Pollock the game consisted
in kicking a furious inverted head about a field.
He was no good at the game. He kicked blindly,
with a kind of horror, and when they put him
back into goal, and the ball came swooping down
upon him, he suddenly yelled and got out of its
way. The discreditable stories that had driven
him from England to wander in the tropics shut
him off from any but men’s society, and now his
increasingly strange behaviour made even his man
friends avoid him. The thing was no longer a
thing of the eye merely; it gibbered at him, spoke
to him. A horrible fear came upon him that presently,
when he took hold of the apparition, it
would no longer become some mere article of
439furniture, but would feel like a real dissevered head.
Alone, he would curse at the thing, defy it, entreat
it; once or twice, in spite of his grim self-control,
he addressed it in the presence of others. He
felt the growing suspicion in the eyes of the people
that watched him,—his landlady, the servant, his
man.
One day early in December his cousin Arnold—his
next of kin—came to see him and draw
him out, and watch his sunken, yellow face with
narrow, eager eyes. And it seemed to Pollock
that the hat his cousin carried in his hand was no
hat at all, but a Gorgon head that glared at him
upside down, and fought with its eyes against his
reason. However, he was still resolute to see the
matter out. He got a bicycle, and, riding over
the frosty road from Wandsworth to Kingston,
found the thing rolling along at his side, and leaving
a dark trail behind it. He set his teeth and
rode faster. Then suddenly, as he came down
the hill towards Richmond Park, the apparition
rolled in front of him and under his wheel, so
quickly that he had no time for thought, and,
turning quickly to avoid it, was flung violently
against a heap of stones and broke his left wrist.
The end came on Christmas morning. All
night he had been in a fever, the bandages encircling
his wrist like a band of fire, his dreams more
vivid and terrible than ever. In the cold, colourless,
uncertain light that came before the sunrise,
440he sat up in his bed, and saw the head upon the
bracket in the place of the bronze jar that had
stood there overnight.
“I know that is a bronze jar,” he said, with
a chill doubt at his heart. Presently the doubt
was irresistible. He got out of bed slowly, shivering,
and advanced to the jar with his hand raised.
Surely he would see now his imagination had
deceived him, recognise the distinctive sheen of
bronze. At last, after an age of hesitation, his
fingers came down on the patterned cheek of the
head. He withdrew them spasmodically. The
last stage was reached. His sense of touch had
betrayed him.
Trembling, stumbling against the bed, kicking
against his shoes with his bare feet, a dark confusion
eddying round him, he groped his way to the
dressing-table, took his razor from the drawer,
and sat down on the bed with this in his hand.
In the looking-glass he saw his own face, colourless,
haggard, full of the ultimate bitterness of
despair.
He beheld in swift succession the incidents in
the brief tale of his experience. His wretched
home, his still more wretched schooldays, the
years of vicious life he had led since then, one
act of selfish dishonour leading to another; it was
all clear and pitiless now, all its squalid folly, in
the cold light of the dawn. He came to the hut,
to the fight with the Porroh man, to the retreat
441down the river to Sulyma, to the Mendi assassin
and his red parcel, to his frantic endeavours to
destroy the head, to the growth of his hallucination.
It was a hallucination! He knew it was.
A hallucination merely. For a moment he
snatched at hope. He looked away from the
glass, and on the bracket, the inverted head
grinned and grimaced at him—With the stiff
fingers of his bandaged hand he felt at his neck
for the throb of his arteries. The morning was
very cold, the steel blade felt like ice.
THE SEA RAIDERS — I — II — III
442
Until the extraordinary affair at Sidmouth, the
peculiar species Haploteuthis ferox was known to
science only generically, on the strength of a half-digested
tentacle obtained near the Azores, and a
decaying body pecked by birds and nibbled by
fish, found early in 1896 by Mr. Jennings, near
Land’s End.
In no department of zoölogical science, indeed,
are we quite so much in the dark as with regard
to the deep-sea cephalopods. A mere accident,
for instance, it was that led to the Prince of
Monaco’s discovery of nearly a dozen new forms
in the summer of 1895, a discovery in which
the before-mentioned tentacle was included. It
chanced that a cachalot was killed off Terceira
by some sperm-whalers, and in its last struggles
charged almost to the Prince’s yacht, missed it,
rolled under, and died within twenty yards of his
rudder. And in its agony it threw up a number
of large objects, which the Prince, dimly perceiving
they were strange and important, was, by a
happy expedient, able to secure before they sank.
He set his screws in motion, and kept them circling
443in the vortices thus created until a boat could
be lowered. And these specimens were whole
cephalopods and fragments of cephalopods, some
of gigantic proportions, and almost all of them
unknown to science!
It would seem, indeed, that these large and agile
creatures, living in the middle depths of the sea,
must, to a large extent, for ever remain unknown
to us, since under water they are too nimble for
nets, and it is only by such rare unlooked-for
accidents that specimens can be obtained. In
the case of Haploteuthis ferox, for instance,
we are still altogether ignorant of its habitat,
as ignorant as we are of the breeding-ground of
the herring or the sea-ways of the salmon. And
zoölogists are altogether at a loss to account for
its sudden appearance on our coast. Possibly it
was the stress of a hunger migration that drove it
hither out of the deep. But it will be, perhaps,
better to avoid necessarily inconclusive discussion,
and to proceed at once with our narrative.
The first human being to set eyes upon a living
Haploteuthis—the first human being to survive,
that is, for there can be little doubt now that the
wave of bathing fatalities and boating accidents
that travelled along the coast of Cornwall and
Devon in early May was due to this cause—was
a retired tea-dealer of the name of Fison, who was
stopping at a Sidmouth boarding-house. It was
in the afternoon, and he was walking along the
444cliff path between Sidmouth and Ladram Bay.
The cliffs in this direction are very high, but down
the red face of them in one place a kind of ladder
staircase has been made. He was near this when
his attention was attracted by what at first he
thought to be a cluster of birds struggling over a
fragment of food that caught the sunlight, and
glistened pinkish-white. The tide was right out,
and this object was not only far below him, but
remote across a broad waste of rock reefs covered
with dark seaweed and interspersed with silvery,
shining, tidal pools. And he was, moreover, dazzled
by the brightness of the further water.
In a minute, regarding this again, he perceived
that his judgment was in fault, for over this struggle
circled a number of birds, jackdaws and gulls for
the most part, the latter gleaming blindingly when
the sunlight smote their wings, and they seemed
minute in comparison with it. And his curiosity
was, perhaps, aroused all the more strongly because
of his first insufficient explanations.
As he had nothing better to do than amuse himself,
he decided to make this object, whatever it
was, the goal of his afternoon walk, instead of
Ladram Bay, conceiving it might perhaps be a
great fish of some sort, stranded by some chance,
and flapping about in its distress. And so he
hurried down the long steep ladder, stopping at
intervals of thirty feet or so to take breath and
scan the mysterious movement.
445At the foot of the cliff he was, of course, nearer
his object than he had been; but, on the other
hand, it now came up against the incandescent
sky, beneath the sun, so as to seem dark and
indistinct. Whatever was pinkish of it was now
hidden by a skerry of weedy boulders. But he
perceived that it was made up of seven rounded
bodies, distinct or connected, and that the birds
kept up a constant croaking and screaming, but
seemed afraid to approach it too closely.
Mr. Fison, torn by curiosity, began picking his
way across the wave-worn rocks, and, finding the
wet seaweed that covered them thickly rendered
them extremely slippery, he stopped, removed his
shoes and socks, and coiled his trousers above his
knees. His object was, of course, merely to avoid
stumbling into the rocky pools about him, and
perhaps he was rather glad, as all men are, of an
excuse to resume, even for a moment, the sensations
of his boyhood. At any rate, it is to this,
no doubt, that he owes his life.
He approached his mark with all the assurance
which the absolute security of this country against
all forms of animal life gives its inhabitants. The
round bodies moved to and fro, but it was only
when he surmounted the skerry of boulders I have
mentioned that he realised the horrible nature
of the discovery. It came upon him with some
suddenness.
The rounded bodies fell apart as he came into
446sight over the ridge, and displayed the pinkish
object to be the partially devoured body of a
human being, but whether of a man or woman
he was unable to say. And the rounded bodies
were new and ghastly-looking creatures, in shape
somewhat resembling an octopus, and with huge
and very long and flexible tentacles, coiled copiously
on the ground. The skin had a glistening
texture, unpleasant to see, like shiny leather.
The downward bend of the tentacle-surrounded
mouth, the curious excrescence at the bend, the
tentacles, and the large, intelligent eyes, gave the
creatures a grotesque suggestion of a face. They
were the size of a fair-sized swine about the body,
and the tentacles seemed to him to be many feet
in length. There were, he thinks, seven or eight
at least of the creatures. Twenty yards beyond
them, amid the surf of the now returning tide, two
others were emerging from the sea.
Their bodies lay flatly on the rocks, and their
eyes regarded him with evil interest; but it does
not appear that Mr. Fison was afraid, or that he
realised that he was in any danger. Possibly his
confidence is to be ascribed to the limpness of
their attitudes. But he was horrified, of course,
and intensely excited and indignant at such revolting
creatures preying upon human flesh. He
thought they had chanced upon a drowned body.
He shouted to them, with the idea of driving
them off, and, finding they did not budge, cast
447about him, picked up a big rounded lump of rock,
and flung it at one.
And then, slowly uncoiling their tentacles, they
all began moving towards him—creeping at first
deliberately, and making a soft, purring sound to
each other.
In a moment Mr. Fison realised that he was in
danger. He shouted again, threw both his boots,
and started off, with a leap, forthwith. Twenty
yards off he stopped and faced about, judging
them slow, and, behold! the tentacles of their
leader were already pouring over the rocky ridge
on which he had just been standing!
At that he shouted again, but this time not
threatening, but a cry of dismay, and began jumping,
striding, slipping, wading across the uneven
expanse between him and the beach. The tall
red cliffs seemed suddenly at a vast distance, and
he saw, as though they were creatures in another
world, two minute workmen engaged in the repair
of the ladder-way, and little suspecting the
race for life that was beginning below them. At
one time he could hear the creatures splashing in
the pools not a dozen feet behind him, and once
he slipped and almost fell.
They chased him to the very foot of the cliffs,
and desisted only when he had been joined by the
workmen at the foot of the ladder-way up the cliff.
All three of the men pelted them with stones for a
time, and then hurried to the cliff top and along
448the path towards Sidmouth, to secure assistance
and a boat, and to rescue the desecrated body
from the clutches of these abominable creatures.
And, as if he had not already been in sufficient
peril that day, Mr. Fison went with the boat to
point out the exact spot of his adventure.
As the tide was down, it required a considerable
detour to reach the spot, and when at last
they came off the ladder-way, the mangled body
had disappeared. The water was now running in,
submerging first one slab of slimy rock and then
another, and the four men in the boat—the workmen,
that is, the boatman, and Mr. Fison—now
turned their attention from the bearings off shore
to the water beneath the keel.
At first they could see little below them, save a
dark jungle of laminaria, with an occasional darting
fish. Their minds were set on adventure, and
they expressed their disappointment freely. But
presently they saw one of the monsters swimming
through the water seaward, with a curious rolling
motion that suggested to Mr. Fison the spinning
roll of a captive balloon. Almost immediately
after, the waving streamers of laminaria were extraordinarily
perturbed, parted for a moment, and
three of these beasts became darkly visible, struggling
for what was probably some fragment of the
449drowned man. In a moment the copious olive-green
ribbons had poured again over this writhing
group.
At that all four men, greatly excited, began
beating the water with oars and shouting, and immediately
they saw a tumultuous movement among
the weeds. They desisted, to see more clearly,
and as soon as the water was smooth, they saw, as
it seemed to them, the whole sea bottom among
the weeds set with eyes.
“Ugly swine!” cried one of the men. “Why,
there’s dozens!”
And forthwith the things began to rise through
the water about them. Mr. Fison has since described
to the writer this startling eruption out of
the waving laminaria meadows. To him it seemed
to occupy a considerable time, but it is probable
that really it was an affair of a few seconds only.
For a time nothing but eyes, and then he speaks
of tentacles streaming out and parting the weed
fronds this way and that. Then these things,
growing larger, until at last the bottom was hidden
by their intercoiling forms, and the tips of
tentacles rose darkly here and there into the air
above the swell of the waters.
One came up boldly to the side of the boat,
and, clinging to this with three of its sucker-set
tentacles, threw four others over the gunwale, as
if with an intention either of oversetting the boat
or of clambering into it. Mr. Fison at once
450caught up the boathook, and, jabbing furiously
at the soft tentacles, forced it to desist. He
was struck in the back and almost pitched overboard
by the boatman, who was using his oar to
resist a similar attack on the other side of the
boat. But the tentacles on either side at once
relaxed their hold at this, slid out of sight, and
splashed into the water.
“We’d better get out of this,” said Mr. Fison,
who was trembling violently. He went to the
tiller, while the boatman and one of the workmen
seated themselves and began rowing. The other
workman stood up in the fore part of the boat,
with the boathook, ready to strike any more tentacles
that might appear. Nothing else seems to
have been said. Mr. Fison had expressed the
common feeling beyond amendment. In a hushed,
scared mood, with faces white and drawn, they
set about escaping from the position into which
they had so recklessly blundered.
But the oars had scarcely dropped into the
water before dark, tapering, serpentine ropes had
bound them, and were about the rudder; and
creeping up the sides of the boat with a looping
motion came the suckers again. The men gripped
their oars and pulled, but it was like trying to
move a boat in a floating raft of weeds. “Help
here!” cried the boatman, and Mr. Fison and the
second workman rushed to help lug at the oar.
Then the man with the boathook—his name
451was Ewan, or Ewen—sprang up with a curse,
and began striking downward over the side, as
far as he could reach, at the bank of tentacles that
now clustered along the boat’s bottom. And, at
the same time, the two rowers stood up to get a
better purchase for the recovery of their oars.
The boatman handed his to Mr. Fison, who
lugged desperately, and, meanwhile, the boatman
opened a big clasp-knife, and, leaning over the
side of the boat, began hacking at the spiring
arms upon the oar shaft.
Mr. Fison, staggering with the quivering rocking
of the boat, his teeth set, his breath coming
short, and the veins starting on his hands as he
pulled at his oar, suddenly cast his eyes seaward.
And there, not fifty yards off, across the long
rollers of the incoming tide, was a large boat
standing in towards them, with three women and
a little child in it. A boatman was rowing, and
a little man in a pink-ribboned straw hat and
whites stood in the stern, hailing them. For a
moment, of course, Mr. Fison thought of help,
and then he thought of the child. He abandoned
his oar forthwith, threw up his arms in a frantic
gesture, and screamed to the party in the boat to
keep away “for God’s sake!” It says much for
the modesty and courage of Mr. Fison that he
does not seem to be aware that there was any
quality of heroism in his action at this juncture.
The oar he had abandoned was at once drawn
452under, and presently reappeared floating about
twenty yards away.
At the same moment Mr. Fison felt the boat
under him lurch violently, and a hoarse scream, a
prolonged cry of terror from Hill, the boatman,
caused him to forget the party of excursionists
altogether. He turned, and saw Hill crouching
by the forward rowlock, his face convulsed with
terror, and his right arm over the side and drawn
tightly down. He gave now a succession of short,
sharp cries, “Oh! oh! oh!—oh!” Mr. Fison
believes that he must have been hacking at the
tentacles below the water-line, and have been
grasped by them, but, of course, it is quite impossible
to say now certainly what had happened.
The boat was heeling over, so that the gunwale
was within ten inches of the water, and both Ewan
and the other labourer were striking down into the
water, with oar and boathook, on either side of
Hill’s arm. Mr. Fison instinctively placed himself
to counterpoise them.
Then Hill, who was a burly, powerful man, made
a strenuous effort, and rose almost to a standing
position. He lifted his arm, indeed, clean out of
the water. Hanging to it was a complicated tangle
of brown ropes; and the eyes of one of the brutes
that had hold of him, glaring straight and resolute,
showed momentarily above the surface. The boat
heeled more and more, and the green-brown
water came pouring in a cascade over the side.
453Then Hill slipped and fell with his ribs across the
side, and his arm and the mass of tentacles about
it splashed back into the water. He rolled over;
his boot kicked Mr. Fison’s knee as that gentleman
rushed forward to seize him, and in another
moment fresh tentacles had whipped about his
waist and neck, and after a brief, convulsive struggle,
in which the boat was nearly capsized, Hill was
lugged overboard. The boat righted with a violent
jerk that all but sent Mr. Fison over the other
side, and hid the struggle in the water from his
eyes.
He stood staggering to recover his balance for
a moment, and as he did so, he became aware
that the struggle and the inflowing tide had carried
them close upon the weedy rocks again.
Not four yards off a table of rock still rose in
rhythmic movements above the in-wash of the
tide. In a moment Mr. Fison seized the oar
from Ewan, gave one vigorous stroke, then,
dropping it, ran to the bows and leapt. He
felt his feet slide over the rock, and, by a frantic
effort, leapt again towards a further mass. He
stumbled over this, came to his knees, and rose
again.
“Look out!” cried some one, and a large drab
body struck him. He was knocked flat into a tidal
pool by one of the workmen, and as he went down
he heard smothered, choking cries, that he believed
at the time came from Hill. Then he found himself
454marvelling at the shrillness and variety of
Hill’s voice. Some one jumped over him, and
a curving rush of foamy water poured over him,
and passed. He scrambled to his feet, dripping,
and, without looking seaward, ran as fast as his
terror would let him shoreward. Before him,
over the flat space of scattered rocks, stumbled
the two workmen—one a dozen yards in front of
the other.
He looked over his shoulder at last, and, seeing
that he was not pursued, faced about. He was
astonished. From the moment of the rising of the
cephalopods out of the water, he had been acting
too swiftly to fully comprehend his actions. Now
it seemed to him as if he had suddenly jumped
out of an evil dream.
For there were the sky, cloudless and blazing
with the afternoon sun, the sea, weltering under its
pitiless brightness, the soft creamy foam of the
breaking water, and the low, long, dark ridges of
rock. The righted boat floated, rising and falling
gently on the swell about a dozen yards from shore.
Hill and the monsters, all the stress and tumult of
that fierce fight for life, had vanished as though
they had never been.
Mr. Fison’s heart was beating violently; he
was throbbing to the finger-tips, and his breath
came deep.
There was something missing. For some
seconds he could not think clearly enough what
455this might be. Sun, sky, sea, rocks—what was
it? Then he remembered the boatload of excursionists.
It had vanished. He wondered whether
he had imagined it. He turned, and saw the two
workmen standing side by side under the projecting
masses of the tall pink cliffs. He hesitated
whether he should make one last attempt to save
the man Hill. His physical excitement seemed
to desert him suddenly, and leave him aimless and
helpless. He turned shoreward, stumbling and
wading towards his two companions.
He looked back again, and there were now two
boats floating, and the one farthest out at sea
pitched clumsily, bottom upward.
So it was Haploteuthis ferox made its appearance
upon the Devonshire coast. So far, this has
been its most serious aggression. Mr. Fison’s
account, taken together with the wave of boating
and bathing casualties to which I have already
alluded, and the absence of fish from the Cornish
coasts that year, points clearly to a shoal of these
voracious deep-sea monsters prowling slowly along
the sub-tidal coast-line. Hunger migration has, I
know, been suggested as the force that drove them
hither; but, for my own part, I prefer to believe
the alternative theory of Hemsley. Hemsley holds
that a pack or shoal of these creatures may have
456become enamoured of human flesh by the accident
of a foundered ship sinking among them, and have
wandered in search of it out of their accustomed
zone; first waylaying and following ships, and so
coming to our shores in the wake of the Atlantic
traffic. But to discuss Hemsley’s cogent and
admirably-stated arguments would be out of place
here.
It would seem that the appetites of the shoal
were satisfied by the catch of eleven people—for
so far as can be ascertained, there were ten people
in the second boat, and certainly these creatures
gave no further signs of their presence off Sidmouth
that day. The coast between Seaton and
Budleigh Salterton was patrolled all that evening
and night by four Preventive Service boats, the
men in which were armed with harpoons and cutlasses,
and as the evening advanced, a number of
more or less similarly equipped expeditions, organised
by private individuals, joined them. Mr.
Fison took no part in any of these expeditions.
About midnight excited hails were heard from a
boat about a couple of miles out at sea to the
south-east of Sidmouth, and a lantern was seen
waving in a strange manner to and fro and up and
down. The nearer boats at once hurried towards
the alarm. The venturesome occupants of the
boat, a seaman, a curate, and two schoolboys, had
actually seen the monsters passing under their
boat. The creatures, it seems, like most deep-sea
457organisms, were phosphorescent, and they had
been floating, five fathoms deep or so, like creatures
of moonshine through the blackness of the
water, their tentacles retracted and as if asleep,
rolling over and over, and moving slowly in a
wedge-like formation towards the south-east.
These people told their story in gesticulated
fragments, as first one boat drew alongside and
then another. At last there was a little fleet of
eight or nine boats collected together, and from
them a tumult, like the chatter of a marketplace,
rose into the stillness of the night. There was
little or no disposition to pursue the shoal, the
people had neither weapons nor experience for
such a dubious chase, and presently—even with
a certain relief, it may be—the boats turned
shoreward.
And now to tell what is perhaps the most astonishing
fact in this whole astonishing raid. We
have not the slightest knowledge of the subsequent
movements of the shoal, although the whole southwest
coast was now alert for it. But it may, perhaps,
be significant that a cachalot was stranded
off Sark on June 3. Two weeks and three days
after this Sidmouth affair, a living Haploteuthis
came ashore on Calais sands. It was alive, because
several witnesses saw its tentacles moving in a
convulsive way. But it is probable that it was
dying. A gentleman named Pouchet obtained a
rifle and shot it.
458That was the last appearance of a living Haploteuthis.
No others were seen on the French
coast. On the 15th of June a dead body, almost
complete, was washed ashore near Torquay, and a
few days later a boat from the Marine Biological
station, engaged in dredging off Plymouth, picked
up a rotting specimen, slashed deeply with a cutlass
wound. How the former specimen had come
by its death it is impossible to say. And on the
last day of June, Mr. Egbert Caine, an artist,
bathing near Newlyn, threw up his arms, shrieked,
and was drawn under. A friend bathing with him
made no attempt to save him, but swam at once
for the shore. This is the last fact to tell of this
extraordinary raid from the deeper sea. Whether
it is really the last of these horrible creatures it is,
as yet, premature to say. But it is believed, and
certainly it is to be hoped, that they have returned
now, and returned for good, to the sunless depths
of the middle seas, out of which they have so
strangely and so mysteriously arisen.
IN THE MODERN VEIN AN UNSYMPATHETIC LOVE STORY
459
Of course the cultivated reader has heard of
Aubrey Vair. He has published on three several
occasions volumes of delicate verses,—some, indeed,
border on indelicacy,—and his column
“Of Things Literary” in the “Climax” is well
known. His Byronic visage and an interview
have appeared in the “Perfect Lady.” It was
Aubrey Vair, I believe, who demonstrated that
the humour of Dickens was worse than his sentiment,
and who detected “a subtle bourgeois
flavour” in Shakespeare. However, it is not
generally known that Aubrey Vair has had erotic
experiences as well as erotic inspirations. He
adopted Goethe some little time since as his literary
prototype, and that may have had something
to do with his temporary lapse from sexual integrity.
For it is one of the commonest things that
undermine literary men, giving us landslips and
picturesque effects along the otherwise even cliff
of their respectable life, ranking next to avarice,
and certainly above drink, this instability called
460genius, or, more fully, the consciousness of genius,
such as Aubrey Vair possessed. Since Shelley
set the fashion, your man of gifts has been assured
that his duty to himself and his duty to his wife
are incompatible, and his renunciation of the Philistine
has been marked by such infidelity as his
means and courage warranted. Most virtue is
lack of imagination. At any rate, a minor genius
without his affections twisted into an inextricable
muddle, and who did not occasionally shed sonnets
over his troubles, I have never met.
Even Aubrey Vair did this, weeping the sonnets
overnight into his blotting-book, and pretending
to write literary causerie when his wife came down
in her bath slippers to see what kept him up.
She did not understand him, of course. He did
this even before the other woman appeared, so
ingrained is conjugal treachery in the talented
mind. Indeed, he wrote more sonnets before the
other woman came than after that event, because
thereafter he spent much of his leisure in cutting
down the old productions, retrimming them, and
generally altering this ready-made clothing of his
passion to suit her particular height and complexion.
Aubrey Vair lived in a little red villa with a lawn
at the back and a view of the Downs behind Reigate.
He lived upon discreet investment eked
out by literary work. His wife was handsome,
sweet, and gentle, and—such is the tender humility
461of good married women—she found her life’s
happiness in seeing that little Aubrey Vair had
well-cooked variety for dinner, and that their
house was the neatest and brightest of all the
houses they entered. Aubrey Vair enjoyed the
dinners, and was proud of the house, yet nevertheless
he mourned because his genius dwindled.
Moreover, he grew plump, and corpulence threatened
him.
We learn in suffering what we teach in song,
and Aubrey Vair knew certainly that his soul
could give no creditable crops unless his affections
were harrowed. And how to harrow them
was the trouble, for Reigate is a moral neighbourhood.
So Aubrey Vair’s romantic longings blew loose
for a time, much as a seedling creeper might,
planted in the midst of a flower-bed. But at last,
in the fulness of time, the other woman came to
the embrace of Aubrey Vair’s yearning heart-tendrils,
and his romantic episode proceeded as
is here faithfully written down.
The other woman was really a girl, and Aubrey
Vair met her first at a tennis party at Redhill.
Aubrey Vair did not play tennis after the accident
to Miss Morton’s eye, and because latterly it
made him pant and get warmer and moister than
even a poet should be; and this young lady had
only recently arrived in England, and could not
play. So they gravitated into the two vacant
462basket chairs beside Mrs. Bayne’s deaf aunt, in
front of the hollyhocks, and were presently talking
at their ease together.
The other woman’s name was unpropitious,—Miss
Smith,—but you would never have suspected
it from her face and costume. Her parentage
was promising, she was an orphan, her
mother was a Hindoo, and her father an Indian
civil servant; and Aubrey Vair—himself a happy
mixture of Kelt and Teuton, as, indeed, all literary
men have to be nowadays—naturally believed
in the literary consequences of a mixture of races.
She was dressed in white. She had finely
moulded, pale features, great depth of expression,
and a cloud of delicately frisé black hair over her
dark eyes, and she looked at Aubrey Vair with a
look half curious and half shy, that contrasted admirably
with the stereotyped frankness of your
common Reigate girl.
“This is a splendid lawn—the best in Redhill,”
said Aubrey Vair, in the course of the
conversation; “and I like it all the better because
the daisies are spared.” He indicated the
daisies with a graceful sweep of his rather elegant
hand.
“They are sweet little flowers,” said the lady
in white, “and I have always associated them
with England, chiefly, perhaps, through a picture
I saw ‘over there’ when I was very little, of
children making daisy chains. I promised myself
463that pleasure when I came home. But, alas! I
feel now rather too large for such delights.”
“I do not see why we should not be able
to enjoy these simple pleasures as we grow older—why
our growth should have in it so much
forgetting. For my own part—”
“Has your wife got Jane’s recipe for stuffing
trout?” asked Mrs. Bayne’s deaf aunt, abruptly.
“I really don’t know,” said Aubrey Vair.
“That’s all right,” said Mrs. Bayne’s deaf
aunt. “It ought to please even you.”
“Anything will please me,” said Aubrey Vair;
“I care very little—”
“Oh, it’s a lovely dish,” said Mrs. Bayne’s
deaf aunt, and relapsed into contemplation.
“I was saying,” said Aubrey Vair, “that I
think I still find my keenest pleasures in childish
pastimes. I have a little nephew that I see a
great deal of, and when we fly kites together,
I am sure it would be hard to tell which of us is
the happier. By-the-by, you should get at your
daisy chains in that way. Beguile some little
girl.”
“But I did. I took that Morton mite for a
walk in the meadows, and timidly broached
the subject. And she reproached me for suggesting
‘frivolous pursuits.’ It was a horrible
disappointment.”
“The governess here,” said Aubrey Vair, “is
robbing that child of its youth in a terrible way.
464What will a life be that has no childhood at the
beginning?
“Some human beings are never young,” he
continued, “and they never grow up. They lead
absolutely colourless lives. They are—they are
etiolated. They never love, and never feel the
loss of it. They are—for the moment I can
think of no better image—they are human flowerpots,
in which no soul has been planted. But
a human soul properly growing must begin in a
fresh childishness.”
“Yes,” said the dark lady, thoughtfully, “a
careless childhood, running wild almost. That
should be the beginning.”
“Then we pass through the wonder and diffidence
of youth.”
“To strength and action,” said the dark lady.
Her dreamy eyes were fixed on the Downs, and
her fingers tightened on her knees as she spoke.
“Ah, it is a grand thing to live—as a man does—self-reliant
and free.”
“And so at last,” said Aubrey Vair, “come to
the culmination and crown of life.” He paused
and glanced hastily at her. Then he dropped
his voice almost to a whisper—“And the culmination
of life is love.”
Their eyes met for a moment, but she looked
away at once. Aubrey Vair felt a peculiar thrill
and a catching in his breath, but his emotions
were too complex for analysis. He had a certain
465sense of surprise, also, at the way his conversation
had developed.
Mrs. Bayne’s deaf aunt suddenly dug him in
the chest with her ear-trumpet, and some one
at tennis bawled, “Love all!”
“Did I tell you Jane’s girls have had scarlet
fever?” asked Mrs. Bayne’s deaf aunt.
“No,” said Aubrey Vair.
“Yes; and they are peeling now,” said Mrs.
Bayne’s deaf aunt, shutting her lips tightly, and
nodding in a slow, significant manner at both of
them.
There was a pause. All three seemed lost
in thought, too deep for words.
“Love,” began Aubrey Vair, presently, in a
severely philosophical tone, leaning back in his
chair, holding his hands like a praying saint’s
in front of him, and staring at the toe of his shoe,—“love
is, I believe, the one true and real thing
in life. It rises above reason, interest, or explanation.
Yet I never read of an age when it was
so much forgotten as it is now. Never was love
expected to run so much in appointed channels,
never was it so despised, checked, ordered, and
obstructed. Policemen say, ‘This way, Eros!’
As a result, we relieve our emotional possibilities
in the hunt for gold and notoriety. And after all,
with the best fortune in these, we only hold up the
gilded images of our success, and are weary slaves,
with unsatisfied hearts, in the pageant of life.”
466Aubrey Vair sighed, and there was a pause.
The girl looked at him out of the mysterious
darkness of her eyes. She had read many books,
but Aubrey Vair was her first literary man, and
she took this kind of thing for genius—as girls
have done before.
“We are,” continued Aubrey Vair, conscious
of a favourable impression,—“we are like fireworks,
mere dead, inert things until the appointed
spark comes; and then—if it is not damp—the
dormant soul blazes forth in all its warmth
and beauty. That is living. I sometimes think,
do you know, that we should be happier if we
could die soon after that golden time, like the
Ephemerides. There is a decay sets in.”
“I was on the point of remarking,” shouted
Aubrey Vair, wheeling the array of his thoughts,—“I
was on the point of remarking that few
people in Redhill could match Mrs. Morton’s
fine broad green.”
“Others have noticed it,” Mrs. Bayne’s deaf
aunt shouted back. “It is since she has had in
her new false teeth.”
This interruption dislocated the conversation a
little. However—
“I must thank you, Mr. Vair,” said the dark
girl, when they parted that afternoon, “for having
given me very much to think about.”
467And from her manner, Aubrey Vair perceived
clearly he had not wasted his time.
It would require a subtler pen than mine to tell
how from that day a passion for Miss Smith grew
like Jonah’s gourd in the heart of Aubrey Vair.
He became pensive, and in the prolonged absence
of Miss Smith, irritable. Mrs. Aubrey Vair felt
the change in him, and put it down to a vitriolic
Saturday Reviewer. Indisputably the “Saturday”
does at times go a little far. He re-read “Elective
Affinities,” and lent it to Miss Smith. Incredible
as it may appear to members of the Areopagus
Club, where we know Aubrey Vair, he did also
beyond all question inspire a sort of passion in
that sombre-eyed, rather clever, and really very
beautiful girl.
He talked to her a lot about love and destiny,
and all that bric-à-brac of the minor poet. And
they talked together about his genius. He elaborately,
though discreetly, sought her society, and
presented and read to her the milder of his unpublished
sonnets. We consider his Byronic features
pasty, but the feminine mind has its own laws. I
suppose, also, where a girl is not a fool, a literary
man has an enormous advantage over any one but
a preacher, in the show he can make of his heart’s
wares.
At last a day in that summer came when he met
her alone, possibly by chance, in a quiet lane
468towards Horley. There were ample hedges on
either side, rich with honeysuckle, vetch, and
mullein.
They conversed intimately of his poetic ambitions,
and then he read her those verses of his
subsequently published in “Hobson’s Magazine:”
“Tenderly ever, since I have met thee.” He had
written these the day before; and though I think
the sentiment is uncommonly trite, there is a
redeeming note of sincerity about the lines not
conspicuous in all Aubrey Vair’s poetry.
He read rather well, and a swell of genuine
emotion crept into his voice as he read, with one
white hand thrown out to point the rhythm of the
lines. “Ever, my sweet, for thee,” he concluded,
looking up into her face.
Before he looked up, he had been thinking
chiefly of his poem and its effect. Straightway he
forgot it. Her arms hung limply before her, and
her hands were clasped together. Her eyes were
very tender.
“Your verses go to the heart,” she said softly.
Her mobile features were capable of wonderful
shades of expression. He suddenly forgot his wife
and his position as a minor poet as he looked at
her. It is possible that his classical features may
themselves have undergone a certain transfiguration.
For one brief moment—and it was always
to linger in his memory—destiny lifted him out
of his vain little self to a nobler level of simplicity.
469The copy of “Tenderly ever” fluttered from his
hand. Considerations vanished. Only one thing
seemed of importance.
“I love you,” he said abruptly.
An expression of fear came into her eyes. The
grip of her hands upon one another tightened convulsively.
She became very pale.
Then she moved her lips as if to speak, bringing
her face slightly nearer to his. There was
nothing in the world at that moment for either of
them but one another. They were both trembling
exceedingly. In a whisper she said, “You love
me?”
Aubrey Vair stood quivering and speechless,
looking into her eyes. He had never seen such a
light as he saw there before. He was in a wild
tumult of emotion. He was dreadfully scared at
what he had done. He could not say another
word. He nodded.
“And this has come to me?” she said presently,
in the same awe-stricken whisper, and then,
“Oh, my love, my love!”
And thereupon Aubrey Vair had her clasped to
himself, her cheek upon his shoulder and his lips
to hers.
Thus it was that Aubrey Vair came by the cardinal
memory of his life. To this day it recurs in
his works.
A little boy clambering in the hedge some way
down the lane saw this group with surprise, and
470then with scorn and contempt. Recking nothing
of his destiny, he turned away, feeling that he at
least could never come to the unspeakable unmanliness
of hugging girls. Unhappily for Reigate
scandal, his shame for his sex was altogether too
deep for words.
An hour after, Aubrey Vair returned home in a
hushed mood. There were muffins after his own
heart for his tea—Mrs. Aubrey Vair had had
hers. And there were chrysanthemums, chiefly
white ones,—flowers he loved,—set out in the
china bowl he was wont to praise. And his wife
came behind him to kiss him as he sat eating.
“De lill Jummuns,” she remarked, kissing him
under the ear.
Then it came into the mind of Aubrey Vair
with startling clearness, while his ear was being
kissed, and with his mouth full of muffin, that life
is a singularly complex thing.
The summer passed at last into the harvest-time,
and the leaves began falling. It was evening, the
warm sunset light still touched the Downs, but up
the valley a blue haze was creeping. One or two
lamps in Reigate were already alight.
About half-way up the slanting road that scales
the Downs, there is a wooden seat where one may
obtain a fine view of the red villas scattered below,
and of the succession of blue hills beyond. Here
the girl with the shadowy face was sitting.
471She had a book on her knees, but it lay
neglected. She was leaning forward, her chin
resting upon her hand. She was looking across
the valley into the darkening sky, with troubled
eyes.
Aubrey Vair appeared through the hazel-bushes,
and sat down beside her. He held half a dozen
dead leaves in his hand.
She did not alter her attitude. “Well?” she
said.
“Is it to be flight?” he asked.
Aubrey Vair was rather pale. He had been
having bad nights latterly, with dreams of the Continental
Express Mrs. Aubrey Vair possibly even
in pursuit,—he always fancied her making the
tragedy ridiculous by tearfully bringing additional
pairs of socks, and any such trifles he had forgotten,
with her,—all Reigate and Redhill in commotion.
He had never eloped before, and he had
visions of difficulties with hotel proprietors. Mrs.
Aubrey Vair might telegraph ahead. Even he had
had a prophetic vision of a headline in a halfpenny
evening newspaper: “Young Lady abducts a
Minor Poet.” So there was a quaver in his voice
as he asked, “Is it to be flight?”
“As you will,” she answered, still not looking at
him.
“I want you to consider particularly how this will
affect you. A man,” said Aubrey Vair, slowly, and
staring hard at the leaves in his hand, “even gains
472a certain éclat in these affairs. But to a woman
it is ruin—social, moral.”
“This is not love,” said the girl in white.
“Ah, my dearest! Think of yourself.”
“Stupid!” she said, under her breath.
“You spoke?”
“Nothing.”
“But cannot we go on, meeting one another,
loving one another, without any great scandal or
misery? Could we not—”
“That,” interrupted Miss Smith, “would be
unspeakably horrible.”
“This is a dreadful conversation to me. Life
is so intricate, such a web of subtle strands binds
us this way and that. I cannot tell what is right.
You must consider—”
“A man would break such strands.”
“There is no manliness,” said Aubrey Vair, with
a sudden glow of moral exaltation, “in doing
wrong. My love—”
“We could at least die together, dearest,” she
said discontentedly.
“Good Lord!” said Aubrey Vair. “I mean—consider
my wife.”
“You have not considered her hitherto.”
“There is a flavour—of cowardice, of desertion,
about suicide,” said Aubrey Vair. “Frankly, I
have the English prejudice, and do not like any
kind of running away.”
Miss Smith smiled very faintly. “I see clearly
473now what I did not see. My love and yours are
very different things.”
“Possibly it is a sexual difference,” said Aubrey
Vair; and then, feeling the remark inadequate, he
relapsed into silence.
They sat for some time without a word. The
two lights in Reigate below multiplied to a score
of bright points, and, above, one star had become
visible. She began laughing, an almost noiseless,
hysterical laugh that jarred unaccountably upon
Aubrey Vair.
Presently she stood up. “They will wonder
where I am,” she said. “I think I must be
going.”
He followed her to the road. “Then this is
the end?” he said, with a curious mixture of
relief and poignant regret.
“Yes, this is the end,” she answered, and turned
away.
There straightway dropped into the soul of
Aubrey Vair a sense of infinite loss. It was an
altogether new sensation. She was perhaps twenty
yards away, when he groaned aloud with the weight
of it, and suddenly began running after her with
his arms extended.
“Annie,” he cried,—“Annie! I have been
talking rot. Annie, now I know I love you! I
cannot spare you. This must not be. I did not
understand.”
The weight was horrible.
474“Oh, stop, Annie!” he cried, with a breaking
voice, and there were tears on his face.
She turned upon him suddenly, with a look of
annoyance, and his arms fell by his side. His
expression changed at the sight of her pale face.
“You do not understand,” she said. “I have
said good-bye.”
She looked at him; he was evidently greatly
distressed, a little out of breath, and he had just
stopped blubbering. His contemptible quality
reached the pathetic. She came up close to him,
and, taking his damp Byronic visage between her
hands, she kissed him again and again. “Good-bye,
little man that I loved,” she said; “and
good-bye to this folly of love.”
Then, with something that may have been a
laugh or a sob,—she herself, when she came to
write it all in her novel, did not know which,—she
turned and hurried away again, and went out
of the path that Aubrey Vair must pursue, at the
cross-roads.
Aubrey Vair stood, where she had kissed him,
with a mind as inactive as his body, until her white
dress had disappeared. Then he gave an involuntary
sigh, a large, exhaustive expiration, and so
awoke himself, and began walking, pensively
dragging his feet through the dead leaves, home.
Emotions are terrible things.
“Do you like the potatoes, dear?” asked Mrs.
475Aubrey Vair at dinner. “I cooked them myself.”
Aubrey Vair descended slowly from cloudy, impalpable
meditations to the level of fried potatoes.
“These potatoes—” he remarked, after a pause
during which he was struggling with recollection.
“Yes. These potatoes have exactly the tints of
the dead leaves of the hazel.”
“What a fanciful poet it is!” said Mrs. Aubrey
Vair. “Taste them. They are very nice potatoes
indeed.”
THE LORD OF THE DYNAMOS
476
The chief attendant of the three dynamos that
buzzed and rattled at Camberwell, and kept the
electric railway going, came out of Yorkshire, and
his name was James Holroyd. He was a practical
electrician, but fond of whiskey, a heavy red-haired
brute with irregular teeth. He doubted
the existence of the deity, but accepted Carnot’s
cycle, and he had read Shakespeare and found
him weak in chemistry. His helper came out of
the mysterious East, and his name was Azuma-zi.
But Holroyd called him Pooh-bah. Holroyd
liked a nigger help because he would stand kicking—a
habit with Holroyd—and did not pry
into the machinery and try to learn the ways of
it. Certain odd possibilities of the negro mind
brought into abrupt contact with the crown of our
civilisation Holroyd never fully realised, though
just at the end he got some inkling of them.
To define Azuma-zi was beyond ethnology.
He was, perhaps, more negroid than anything
else, though his hair was curly rather than frizzy,
and his nose had a bridge. Moreover, his skin
was brown rather than black, and the whites of
his eyes were yellow. His broad cheek-bones
477and narrow chin gave his face something of the
viperine V. His head, too, was broad behind,
and low and narrow at the forehead, as if his
brain had been twisted round in the reverse way
to a European’s. He was short of stature and
still shorter of English. In conversation he made
numerous odd noises of no known marketable
value, and his infrequent words were carved and
wrought into heraldic grotesqueness. Holroyd
tried to elucidate his religious beliefs, and—especially
after whiskey—lectured to him against
superstition and missionaries. Azuma-zi, however,
shirked the discussion of his gods, even
though he was kicked for it.
Azuma-zi had come, clad in white but insufficient
raiment, out of the stoke-hole of the Lord
Clive, from the Straits Settlements, and beyond,
into London. He had heard even in his youth
of the greatness and riches of London, where all
the women are white and fair, and even the
beggars in the streets are white; and he had arrived,
with newly earned gold coins in his pocket,
to worship at the shrine of civilisation. The day
of his landing was a dismal one; the sky was dun,
and a wind-worried drizzle filtered down to the
greasy streets, but he plunged boldly into the
delights of Shadwell, and was presently cast up,
shattered in health, civilised in costume, penniless,
and, except in matters of the direst necessity,
practically a dumb animal, to toil for James
478Holroyd and to be bullied by him in the dynamo
shed at Camberwell. And to James Holroyd
bullying was a labour of love.
There were three dynamos with their engines
at Camberwell. The two that have been there
since the beginning are small machines; the
larger one was new. The smaller machines made
a reasonable noise; their straps hummed over the
drums, every now and then the brushes buzzed
and fizzled, and the air churned steadily, whoo!
whoo! whoo! between their poles. One was
loose in its foundations and kept the shed vibrating.
But the big dynamo drowned these little
noises altogether with the sustained drone of its
iron core, which somehow set part of the iron-work
humming. The place made the visitor’s
head reel with the throb, throb, throb of the
engines, the rotation of the big wheels, the spinning
ball-valves, the occasional spittings of the
steam, and over all the deep, unceasing, surging
note of the big dynamo. This last noise was from
an engineering point of view a defect; but Azuma-zi
accounted it unto the monster for mightiness and
pride.
If it were possible we would have the noises of
that shed always about the reader as he reads, we
would tell all our story to such an accompaniment.
It was a steady stream of din, from which
the ear picked out first one thread and then
another; there was the intermittent snorting,
479panting, and seething of the steam-engines, the
suck and thud of their pistons, the dull beat on
the air as the spokes of the great driving-wheels
came round, a note the leather straps made as
they ran tighter and looser, and a fretful tumult
from the dynamos; and, over all, sometimes inaudible,
as the ear tired of it, and then creeping
back upon the senses again, was this trombone
note of the big machine. The floor never felt
steady and quiet beneath one’s feet, but quivered
and jarred. It was a confusing, unsteady place,
and enough to send any one’s thoughts jerking
into odd zigzags. And for three months, while
the big strike of the engineers was in progress,
Holroyd, who was a blackleg, and Azuma-zi, who
was a mere black, were never out of the stir and
eddy of it, but slept and fed in the little wooden
shanty between the shed and the gates.
Holroyd delivered a theological lecture on the
text of his big machine soon after Azuma-zi came.
He had to shout to be heard in the din. “Look
at that,” said Holroyd; “where’s your ’eathen
idol to match ’im?” And Azuma-zi looked.
For a moment Holroyd was inaudible, and then
Azuma-zi heard: “Kill a hundred men. Twelve
per cent. on the ordinary shares,” said Holroyd,
“and that’s something like a Gord!”
Holroyd was proud of his big dynamo, and
expatiated upon its size and power to Azuma-zi
until heaven knows what odd currents of thought
480that, and the incessant whirling and shindy, set up
within the curly, black cranium. He would explain
in the most graphic manner the dozen or so
ways in which a man might be killed by it, and
once he gave Azuma-zi a shock as a sample of
its quality. After that, in the breathing-times of
his labour—it was heavy labour, being not only
his own but most of Holroyd’s—Azuma-zi would
sit and watch the big machine. Now and then
the brushes would sparkle and spit blue flashes,
at which Holroyd would swear, but all the rest
was as smooth and rhythmic as breathing. The
band ran shouting over the shaft, and ever behind
one as one watched was the complacent thud of
the piston. So it lived all day in this big airy
shed, with him and Holroyd to wait upon it; not
prisoned up and slaving to drive a ship as the
other engines he knew—mere captive devils of the
British Solomon—had been, but a machine enthroned.
Those two smaller dynamos, Azuma-zi
by force of contrast despised; the large one he
privately christened the Lord of the Dynamos.
They were fretful and irregular, but the big
dynamo was steady. How great it was! How
serene and easy in its working! Greater and
calmer even than the Buddahs he had seen at
Rangoon, and yet not motionless, but living!
The great black coils spun, spun, spun, the rings
ran round under the brushes, and the deep note
of its coil steadied the whole. It affected Azuma-zi
queerly.
481Azuma-zi was not fond of labour. He would sit
about and watch the Lord of the Dynamos while
Holroyd went away to persuade the yard porter to
get whiskey, although his proper place was not in
the dynamo shed but behind the engines, and,
moreover, if Holroyd caught him skulking he got
hit for it with a rod of stout copper wire. He
would go and stand close to the colossus and look
up at the great leather band running overhead.
There was a black patch on the band that came
round, and it pleased him somehow among all the
clatter to watch this return again and again. Odd
thoughts spun with the whirl of it. Scientific people
tell us that savages give souls to rocks and trees—and
a machine is a thousand times more alive than
a rock or a tree. And Azuma-zi was practically a
savage still; the veneer of civilisation lay no deeper
than his slop suit, his bruises and the coal grime
on his face and hands. His father before him had
worshipped a meteoric stone, kindred blood, it may
be, had splashed the broad wheels of Juggernaut.
He took every opportunity Holroyd gave him
of touching and handling the great dynamo that
was fascinating him. He polished and cleaned it
until the metal parts were blinding in the sun.
He felt a mysterious sense of service in doing this.
He would go up to it and touch its spinning coils
gently. The gods he had worshipped were all far
away. The people in London hid their gods.
At last his dim feelings grew more distinct, and
482took shape in thoughts and acts. When he came
into the roaring shed one morning he salaamed to
the Lord of the Dynamos; and then, when Holroyd
was away, he went and whispered to the thundering
machine that he was its servant, and prayed it
to have pity on him and save him from Holroyd.
As he did so a rare gleam of light came in through
the open archway of the throbbing machine-shed,
and the Lord of the Dynamos, as he whirled and
roared, was radiant with pale gold. Then Azuma-zi
knew that his service was acceptable to his Lord.
After that he did not feel so lonely as he had done,
and he had indeed been very much alone in London.
And even when his work time was over,
which was rare, he loitered about the shed.
Then, the next time Holroyd maltreated him,
Azuma-zi went presently to the Lord of the Dynamos
and whispered, “Thou seest, O my Lord!”
and the angry whirr of the machinery seemed to
answer him. Thereafter it appeared to him that
whenever Holroyd came into the shed a different
note came into the sounds of the great dynamo.
“My Lord bides his time,” said Azuma-zi to himself.
“The iniquity of the fool is not yet ripe.” And
he waited and watched for the day of reckoning.
One day there was evidence of short circuiting,
and Holroyd, making an unwary examination—it
was in the afternoon—got a rather severe shock.
Azuma-zi from behind the engine saw him jump
off and curse at the peccant coil.
483“He is warned,” said Azuma-zi to himself.
“Surely my Lord is very patient.”
Holroyd had at first initiated his “nigger” into
such elementary conceptions of the dynamo’s
working as would enable him to take temporary
charge of the shed in his absence. But when he
noticed the manner in which Azuma-zi hung about
the monster, he became suspicious. He dimly
perceived his assistant was “up to something,”
and connecting him with the anointing of the coils
with oil that had rotted the varnish in one place,
he issued an edict, shouted above the confusion of
the machinery, “Don’t ’ee go nigh that big dynamo
any more, Pooh-bah, or a ’ll take thy skin
off!” Besides, if it pleased Azuma-zi to be near
the big machine, it was plain sense and decency
to keep him away from it.
Azuma-zi obeyed at the time, but later he was
caught bowing before the Lord of the Dynamos.
At which Holroyd twisted his arm and kicked him
as he turned to go away. As Azuma-zi presently
stood behind the engine and glared at the back of
the hated Holroyd, the noises of the machinery
took a new rhythm, and sounded like four words in
his native tongue.
It is hard to say exactly what madness is. I
fancy Azuma-zi was mad. The incessant din and
whirl of the dynamo shed may have churned up his
little store of knowledge and big store of superstitious
fancy, at last, into something akin to frenzy.
484At any rate, when the idea of making Holroyd a
sacrifice to the Dynamo Fetich was thus suggested
to him, it filled him with a strange tumult of exultant
emotion.
That night the two men and their black shadows
were alone in the shed together. The shed was
lit with one big arc light that winked and flickered
purple. The shadows lay black behind the dynamos,
the ball governors of the engines whirled
from light to darkness, and their pistons beat loud
and steady. The world outside seen through the
open end of the shed seemed incredibly dim and
remote. It seemed absolutely silent, too, since the
riot of the machinery drowned every external
sound. Far away was the black fence of the yard
with grey, shadowy houses behind, and above was
the deep blue sky and the pale little stars. Azuma-zi
suddenly walked across the centre of the shed
above which the leather bands were running, and
went into the shadow by the big dynamo. Holroyd
heard a click, and the spin of the armature
changed.
“What are you dewin’ with that switch?” he
bawled in surprise. “Ha’n’t I told you—”
Then he saw the set expression of Azuma-zi’s
eyes as the Asiatic came out of the shadow towards
him.
In another moment the two men were grappling
fiercely in front of the great dynamo.
“You coffee-headed fool!” gasped Holroyd,
485with a brown hand at his throat. “Keep off those
contact rings.” In another moment he was tripped
and reeling back upon the Lord of the Dynamos.
He instinctively loosened his grip upon his antagonist
to save himself from the machine.
The messenger, sent in furious haste from the
station to find out what had happened in the
dynamo shed, met Azuma-zi at the porter’s lodge by
the gate. Azuma-zi tried to explain something,
but the messenger could make nothing of the
black’s incoherent English, and hurried on to the
shed. The machines were all noisily at work, and
nothing seemed to be disarranged. There was,
however, a queer smell of singed hair. Then he
saw an odd-looking, crumpled mass clinging to the
front of the big dynamo, and, approaching, recognised
the distorted remains of Holroyd.
The man stared and hesitated a moment. Then
he saw the face and shut his eyes convulsively.
He turned on his heel before he opened them, so
that he should not see Holroyd again, and went
out of the shed to get advice and help.
When Azuma-zi saw Holroyd die in the grip of
the Great Dynamo he had been a little scared
about the consequences of his act. Yet he felt
strangely elated, and knew that the favour of the
Lord Dynamo was upon him. His plan was already
settled when he met the man coming from
the station, and the scientific manager who speedily
486arrived on the scene jumped at the obvious conclusion
of suicide. This expert scarcely noticed
Azuma-zi except to ask a few questions. Did he
see Holroyd kill himself? Azuma-zi explained he
had been out of sight at the engine furnace until
he heard a difference in the noise from the dynamo.
It was not a difficult examination, being untinctured
by suspicion.
The distorted remains of Holroyd, which the
electrician removed from the machine, were hastily
covered by the porter with a coffee-stained table-cloth.
Somebody, by a happy inspiration, fetched
a medical man. The expert was chiefly anxious
to get the machine at work again, for seven or
eight trains had stopped midway in the stuffy tunnels
of the electric railway. Azuma-zi, answering
or misunderstanding the questions of the people
who had by authority or impudence come into the
shed, was presently sent back to the stoke-hole by
the scientific manager. Of course a crowd collected
outside the gates of the yard,—a crowd, for no
known reason, always hovers for a day or two near
the scene of a sudden death in London; two or
three reporters percolated somehow into the
engine-shed, and one even got to Azuma-zi; but
the scientific expert cleared them out again, being
himself an amateur journalist.
Presently the body was carried away, and public
interest departed with it. Azuma-zi remained very
quietly at his furnace, seeing over and over again
487in the coals a figure that wriggled violently and
became still. An hour after the murder, to any
one coming into the shed it would have looked
exactly as if nothing remarkable had ever happened
there. Peeping presently from his engine-room
the black saw the Lord Dynamo spin and whirl
beside his little brothers, the driving wheels were
beating round, and the steam in the pistons went
thud, thud, exactly as it had been earlier in the
evening. After all, from the mechanical point of
view, it had been a most insignificant incident—the
mere temporary deflection of a current. But
now the slender form and slender shadow of the
scientific manager replaced the sturdy outline of
Holroyd travelling up and down the lane of light
upon the vibrating floor under the straps between
the engines and the dynamos.
“Have I not served my Lord?” said Azuma-zi,
inaudibly, from his shadow, and the note of the
great dynamo rang out full and clear. As he looked
at the big, whirling mechanism the strange fascination
of it that had been a little in abeyance since
Holroyd’s death resumed its sway.
Never had Azuma-zi seen a man killed so swiftly
and pitilessly. The big, humming machine had
slain its victim without wavering for a second from
its steady beating. It was indeed a mighty god.
The unconscious scientific manager stood with
his back to him, scribbling on a piece of paper.
His shadow lay at the foot of the monster.
488“Was the Lord Dynamo still hungry? His
servant was ready.”
Azuma-zi made a stealthy step forward, then
stopped. The scientific manager suddenly stopped
writing, and walked down the shed to the endmost
of the dynamos, and began to examine the
brushes.
Azuma-zi hesitated, and then slipped across
noiselessly into the shadow by the switch. There
he waited. Presently the manager’s footsteps could
be heard returning. He stopped in his old position,
unconscious of the stoker crouching ten feet away
from him. Then the big dynamo suddenly fizzled,
and in another moment Azuma-zi had sprung out
of the darkness upon him.
First, the scientific manager was gripped round
the body and swung towards the big dynamo, then,
kicking with his knee and forcing his antagonist’s
head down with his hands, he loosened the grip
on his waist and swung round away from the
machine. Then the black grasped him again,
putting a curly head against his chest, and they
swayed and panted as it seemed for an age or so.
Then the scientific manager was impelled to catch
a black ear in his teeth and bite furiously. The
black yelled hideously.
They rolled over on the floor, and the black,
who had apparently slipped from the vice of the
teeth or parted with some ear—the scientific
manager wondered which at the time—tried to
489throttle him. The scientific manager was making
some ineffectual efforts to claw something with his
hands and to kick, when the welcome sound of
quick footsteps sounded on the floor. The next
moment Azuma-zi had left him and darted towards
the big dynamo. There was a splutter amid the
roar.
The officer of the company, who had entered,
stood staring as Azuma-zi caught the naked terminals
in his hands, gave one horrible convulsion,
and then hung motionless from the machine, his
face violently distorted.
“I’m jolly glad you came in when you did,”
said the scientific manager, still sitting on the
floor.
He looked at the still quivering figure. “It is
not a nice death to die, apparently—but it is
quick.”
The official was still staring at the body. He
was a man of slow apprehension.
There was a pause.
The scientific manager got up on his feet rather
awkwardly. He ran his fingers along his collar
thoughtfully, and moved his head to and fro several
times.
“Poor Holroyd! I see now.” Then almost
mechanically he went towards the switch in the
shadow and turned the current into the railway
circuit again. As he did so the singed body loosened
its grip upon the machine and fell forward
490on its face. The cone of the dynamo roared out
loud and clear, and the armature beat the air.
So ended prematurely the Worship of the Dynamo
Deity, perhaps the most short-lived of all
religions. Yet withal it could boast a Martyrdom
and a Human Sacrifice.
THE TREASURE IN THE FOREST
491
The canoe was now approaching the land. The
bay opened out, and a gap in the white surf of
the reef marked where the little river ran out to
the sea; the thicker and deeper green of the
virgin forest showed its course down the distant
hill-slope. The forest here came close to the
beach. Far beyond, dim and almost cloudlike
in texture, rose the mountains, like suddenly
frozen waves. The sea was still save for an
almost imperceptible swell. The sky blazed.
The man with the carved paddle stopped. “It
should be somewhere here,” he said. He shipped
the paddle and held his arms out straight before
him.
The other man had been in the fore part of the
canoe, closely scrutinising the land. He had a
sheet of yellow paper on his knee.
“Come and look at this, Evans,” he said.
Both men spoke in low tones, and their lips
were hard and dry.
The man called Evans came swaying along the
canoe until he could look over his companion’s
shoulder.
492The paper had the appearance of a rough map.
By much folding it was creased and worn to the
pitch of separation, and the second man held the
discoloured fragments together where they had
parted. On it one could dimly make out, in
almost obliterated pencil, the outline of the bay.
“Here,” said Evans, “is the reef and here is
the gap.” He ran his thumb-nail over the chart.
“This curved and twisting line is the river—I
could do with a drink now!—and this star is the
place.”
“You see this dotted line,” said the man with
the map; “it is a straight line, and runs from the
opening of the reef to a clump of palm-trees.
The star comes just where it cuts the river. We
must mark the place as we go into the lagoon.”
“It’s queer,” said Evans, after a pause, “what
these little marks down here are for. It looks
like the plan of a house or something; but what
all these little dashes, pointing this way and that,
may mean I can’t get a notion. And what’s the
writing?”
“Chinese,” said the man with the map.
“Of course! He was a Chinee,” said Evans.
“They all were,” said the man with the map.
They both sat for some minutes staring at the
land, while the canoe drifted slowly. Then Evans
looked towards the paddle.
“Your turn with the paddle now, Hooker,”
said he.
493And his companion quietly folded up his map,
put it in his pocket, passed Evans carefully, and
began to paddle. His movements were languid,
like those of a man whose strength was nearly
exhausted.
Evans sat with his eyes half closed, watching
the frothy breakwater of the coral creep nearer
and nearer. The sky was like a furnace now,
for the sun was near the zenith. Though they
were so near the Treasure he did not feel the
exaltation he had anticipated. The intense excitement
of the struggle for the plan, and the long
night voyage from the mainland in the unprovisioned
canoe had, to use his own expression,
“taken it out of him.” He tried to arouse himself
by directing his mind to the ingots the Chinamen
had spoken of, but it would not rest there;
it came back headlong to the thought of sweet
water rippling in the river, and to the almost
unendurable dryness of his lips and throat. The
rhythmic wash of the sea upon the reef was becoming
audible now, and it had a pleasant sound
in his ears; the water washed along the side of
the canoe, and the paddle dripped between each
stroke. Presently he began to doze.
He was still dimly conscious of the island, but
a queer dream texture interwove with his sensations.
Once again it was the night when he and
Hooker had hit upon the Chinamen’s secret; he
saw the moonlit trees, the little fire burning, and
494the black figures of the three Chinamen—silvered
on one side by moonlight, and on the other glowing
from the firelight—and heard them talking
together in pigeon-English—for they came from
different provinces. Hooker had caught the drift of
their talk first, and had motioned to him to listen.
Fragments of the conversation were inaudible and
fragments incomprehensible. A Spanish galleon
from the Philippines hopelessly aground, and its
treasure buried against the day of return, lay in
the background of the story; a shipwrecked crew
thinned by disease, a quarrel or so, and the needs
of discipline, and at last taking to their boats never
to be heard of again. Then Chang-hi, only a year
since, wandering ashore, had happened upon the
ingots hidden for two hundred years, had deserted
his junk, and reburied them with infinite toil,
single-handed but very safe. He laid great stress
on the safety—it was a secret of his. Now he
wanted help to return and exhume them. Presently
the little map fluttered and the voices sank.
A fine story for two stranded British wastrels to
hear! Evans’ dream shifted to the moment when
he had Chang-hi’s pigtail in his hand. The life of
a Chinaman is scarcely sacred like a European’s.
The cunning little face of Chang-hi, first keen and
furious like a startled snake, and then fearful,
treacherous, and pitiful, became overwhelmingly
prominent in the dream. At the end Chang-hi
had grinned, a most incomprehensible and startling
495grin. Abruptly things became very unpleasant, as
they will do at times in dreams. Chang-hi gibbered
and threatened him. He saw in his dream
heaps and heaps of gold, and Chang-hi intervening
and struggling to hold him back from it. He
took Chang-hi by the pigtail—how big the
yellow brute was, and how he struggled and
grinned! He kept growing bigger, too. Then
the bright heaps of gold turned to a roaring
furnace, and a vast devil, surprisingly like Chang-hi,
but with a huge black tail, began to feed him
with coals. They burnt his mouth horribly.
Another devil was shouting his name: “Evans,
Evans, you sleepy fool!”—or was it Hooker?
He woke up. They were in the mouth of the
lagoon.
“There are the three palm-trees. It must be in
a line with that clump of bushes,” said his companion.
“Mark that. If we go to those bushes
and then strike into the bush in a straight line
from here, we shall come to it when we come to
the stream.”
They could see now where the mouth of the
stream opened out. At the sight of it Evans
revived. “Hurry up, man,” he said, “or, by
heaven, I shall have to drink sea-water!” He
gnawed his hand and stared at the gleam of silver
among the rocks and green tangle.
Presently he turned almost fiercely upon Hooker.
“Give me the paddle,” he said.
496So they reached the river mouth. A little way
up Hooker took some water in the hollow of his
hand, tasted it, and spat it out. A little further
he tried again. “This will do,” he said, and
they began drinking eagerly.
“Curse this!” said Evans, suddenly. “It’s too
slow.” And, leaning dangerously over the fore
part of the canoe, he began to suck up the water
with his lips.
Presently they made an end of drinking, and,
running the canoe into a little creek, were about
to land among the thick growth that overhung the
water.
“We shall have to scramble through this to the
beach to find our bushes and get the line to the
place,” said Evans.
“We had better paddle round,” said Hooker.
So they pushed out again into the river and
paddled back down it to the sea, and along the
shore to the place where the clump of bushes
grew. Here they landed, pulled the light canoe
far up the beach, and then went up towards the
edge of the jungle until they could see the opening
of the reef and the bushes in a straight line.
Evans had taken a native implement out of the
canoe. It was L-shaped, and the transverse piece
was armed with polished stone. Hooker carried
the paddle. “It is straight now in this direction,”
said he; “we must push through this till we
strike the stream. Then we must prospect.”
497They pushed through a close tangle of reeds,
broad fronds, and young trees, and at first it was
toilsome going; but very speedily the trees became
larger and the ground beneath them opened out.
The blaze of the sunlight was replaced by insensible
degrees by cool shadow. The trees became
at last vast pillars that rose up to a canopy of
greenery far overhead. Dim white flowers hung
from their stems, and ropy creepers swung from
tree to tree. The shadow deepened. On the
ground, blotched fungi and a red-brown incrustation
became frequent.
Evans shivered. “It seems almost cold here
after the blaze outside.”
“I hope we are keeping to the straight,” said
Hooker.
Presently they saw, far ahead, a gap in the
sombre darkness where white shafts of hot sunlight
smote into the forest. There also was brilliant
green undergrowth, and coloured flowers.
Then they heard the rush of water.
“Here is the river. We should be close to it
now,” said Hooker.
The vegetation was thick by the river bank.
Great plants, as yet unnamed, grew among the
roots of the big trees, and spread rosettes of huge
green fans towards the strip of sky. Many flowers
and a creeper with shiny foliage clung to the
exposed stems. On the water of the broad, quiet
pool which the treasure-seekers now overlooked
498there floated big, oval leaves and a waxen, pinkish-white
flower not unlike a water-lily. Further, as
the river bent away from them, the water suddenly
frothed and became noisy in a rapid.
“Well?” said Evans.
“We have swerved a little from the straight,”
said Hooker. “That was to be expected.”
He turned and looked into the dim, cool
shadows of the silent forest behind them. “If
we beat a little way up and down the stream we
should come to something.”
“You said—” began Evans.
“He said there was a heap of stones,” said
Hooker.
The two men looked at each other for a
moment.
“Let us try a little down-stream first,” said Evans.
They advanced slowly, looking curiously about
them. Suddenly Evans stopped. “What the
devil’s that?” he said.
Hooker followed his finger. “Something blue,”
he said. It had come into view as they topped a
gentle swell of the ground. Then he began to
distinguish what it was.
He advanced suddenly with hasty steps, until
the body that belonged to the limp hand and arm
had become visible. His grip tightened on the
implement he carried. The thing was the figure
of a Chinaman lying on his face. The abandon of
the pose was unmistakable.
499The two men drew closer together, and stood
staring silently at this ominous dead body. It lay
in a clear space among the trees. Near by was a
spade after the Chinese pattern, and further off
lay a scattered heap of stones, close to a freshly
dug hole.
“Somebody has been here before,” said
Hooker, clearing his throat.
Then suddenly Evans began to swear and rave,
and stamp upon the ground.
Hooker turned white but said nothing. He
advanced towards the prostrate body. He saw
the neck was puffed and purple, and the hands
and ankles swollen. “Pah!” he said, and suddenly
turned away and went towards the excavation.
He gave a cry of surprise. He shouted to
Evans, who was following him slowly.
“You fool! It’s all right. It’s here still.”
Then he turned again and looked at the dead
Chinaman, and then again at the hole.
Evans hurried to the hole. Already half exposed
by the ill-fated wretch beside them lay a
number of dull yellow bars. He bent down in
the hole, and, clearing off the soil with his bare
hands, hastily pulled one of the heavy masses out.
As he did so a little thorn pricked his hand. He
pulled the delicate spike out with his fingers and
lifted the ingot.
“Only gold or lead could weigh like this,” he
said exultantly.
500Hooker was still looking at the dead Chinaman.
He was puzzled.
“He stole a march on his friends,” he said at
last. “He came here alone, and some poisonous
snake has killed him—I wonder how he
found the place.”
Evans stood with the ingot in his hands. What
did a dead Chinaman signify? “We shall have
to take this stuff to the mainland piecemeal, and
bury it there for a while. How shall we get it to
the canoe?”
He took his jacket off and spread it on the
ground, and flung two or three ingots into it.
Presently he found that another little thorn had
punctured his skin.
“This is as much as we can carry,” said he.
Then suddenly, with a queer rush of irritation,
“What are you staring at?”
Hooker turned to him. “I can’t stand—him.”
He nodded towards the corpse. “It’s so like—”
“Rubbish!” said Evans. “All Chinamen are
alike.”
Hooker looked into his face. “I’m going to
bury that, anyhow, before I lend a hand with this
stuff.”
“Don’t be a fool, Hooker,” said Evans. “Let
that mass of corruption bide.”
Hooker hesitated, and then his eye went carefully
over the brown soil about them. “It scares
me somehow,” he said.
501“The thing is,” said Evans, “what to do with
these ingots. Shall we re-bury them over here, or
take them across the strait in the canoe?”
Hooker thought. His puzzled gaze wandered
among the tall tree-trunks, and up into the remote
sunlit greenery overhead. He shivered again as
his eye rested upon the blue figure of the Chinaman.
He stared searchingly among the grey
depths between the trees.
“What’s come to you, Hooker?” said Evans.
“Have you lost your wits?”
“Let’s get the gold out of this place, anyhow,”
said Hooker.
He took the ends of the collar of the coat in
his hands, and Evans took the opposite corners,
and they lifted the mass. “Which way?” said
Evans. “To the canoe?”
“It’s queer,” said Evans, when they had advanced
only a few steps, “but my arms ache still
with that paddling.”
“Curse it!” he said. “But they ache! I
must rest.”
They let the coat down. Evans’ face was
white, and little drops of sweat stood out upon
his forehead. “It’s stuffy, somehow, in this
forest.”
Then with an abrupt transition to unreasonable
anger: “What is the good of waiting here all the
day? Lend a hand, I say! You have done nothing
but moon since we saw the dead Chinaman.”
502Hooker was looking steadfastly at his companion’s
face. He helped raise the coat bearing the
ingots, and they went forward perhaps a hundred
yards in silence. Evans began to breathe heavily.
“Can’t you speak?” he said.
“What’s the matter with you?” said Hooker.
Evans stumbled, and then with a sudden curse
flung the coat from him. He stood for a moment
staring at Hooker, and then with a groan clutched
at his own throat.
“Don’t come near me,” he said, and went and
leant against a tree. Then in a steadier voice,
“I’ll be better in a minute.”
Presently his grip upon the trunk loosened,
and he slipped slowly down the stem of the tree
until he was a crumpled heap at its foot. His
hands were clenched convulsively. His face became
distorted with pain. Hooker approached
him.
“Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me!” said
Evans, in a stifled voice. “Put the gold back on
the coat.”
“Can’t I do anything for you?” said Hooker.
“Put the gold back on the coat.”
As Hooker handled the ingots he felt a little
prick on the ball of his thumb. He looked at his
hand and saw a slender thorn, perhaps two inches
in length.
Evans gave an inarticulate cry and rolled over.
Hooker’s jaw dropped. He stared at the thorn
503for a moment with dilated eyes. Then he looked
at Evans, who was now crumpled together on the
ground, his back bending and straitening spasmodically.
Then he looked through the pillars
of the trees and network of creeper stems, to
where in the dim grey shadow the blue-clad body
of the Chinaman was still indistinctly visible. He
thought of the little dashes in the corner of the
plan, and in a moment he understood.
“God help me!” he said. For the thorns
were similar to those the Dyaks poison and use
in their blowing-tubes. He understood now what
Chang-hi’s assurance of the safety of his treasure
meant. He understood that grin now.
“Evans!” he cried.
But Evans was silent and motionless now,
save for a horrible spasmodic twitching of his
limbs. A profound silence brooded over the
forest.
Then Hooker began to suck furiously at the
little pink spot on the ball of his thumb—sucking
for dear life. Presently he felt a strange aching
pain in his arms and shoulders, and his fingers
seemed difficult to bend. Then he knew that
sucking was no good.
Abruptly he stopped, and sitting down by the
pile of ingots, and resting his chin upon his hands
and his elbows upon his knees, stared at the distorted
but still stirring body of his companion.
Chang-hi’s grin came in his mind again. The
504dull pain spread towards his throat and grew
slowly in intensity. Far above him a faint breeze
stirred the greenery, and the white petals of some
unknown flower came floating down through the
gloom.
THE END
TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES
P. 435, changed “was all part of a filmy phantasmagoria” to “were all part of
a filmy phantasmagoria”.
Silently corrected typographical errors and variations in spelling.
Retained anachronistic, non-standard, and uncertain spellings as printed.