TALES FROM CHAUCER.
TO
HIS GRACE
THE
S ome estates are held, in England, by paying a fine
at the change of every lord. I have enjoyed the patronage
of your family, from the time of your excellent
grandfather to this present day. I have dedicated
the translations of the "Lives of Plutarch"
to the first duke;[99] and have celebrated the memory
of your heroic father.[100] Though I am very short of
the age of Nestor, yet I have lived to a third generation
of your house; and, by your grace's favour,
am admitted still to hold from you by the same tenure.
I am not vain enough to boast, that I have deserved
the value of so illustrious a line; but my fortune
is the greater, that, for three descents, they
have been pleased to distinguish my poems from
those of other men, and have accordingly made me
their peculiar care. May it be permitted me to say,
that as your grandfather and father were cherished
and adorned with honours by two successive monarchs,
so I have been esteemed and patronized by
the grandfather, the father, and the son, descended
from one of the most ancient, most conspicuous,
and most deserving families in Europe.
It is true, that by delaying the payment of my
last fine, when it was due by your grace's accession to
the titles and patrimonies of your house, I may
seem, in rigour of law, to have made a forfeiture of
my claim; yet my heart has always been devoted to
your service; and since you have been graciously
pleased, by your permission of this address, to accept
the tender of my duty, it is not yet too late to
lay these poems at your feet.
The world is sensible, that you worthily succeed
not only to the honours of your ancestors, but also
to their virtues. The long chain of magnanimity,
courage, easiness of access, and desire of doing
good, even to the prejudice of your fortune, is so
far from being broken in your grace, that the precious
metal yet runs pure to the newest link of it;
which I will not call the last, because I hope and
pray it may descend to late posterity; and your
flourishing youth, and that of your excellent duchess,
are happy omens of my wish.
It is observed by Livy, and by others, that some
of the noblest Roman families retained a resemblance
of their ancestry, not only in their shapes
and features, but also in their manners, their qualities,
and the distinguishing characters of their
minds. Some lines were noted for a stern, rigid
virtue; savage, haughty, parsimonious, and unpopular;
others were more sweet and affable, made
of a more pliant paste, humble, courteous, and obliging;
studious of doing charitable offices, and diffusive
of the goods which they enjoyed. The last
of these is the proper and indelible character of your
grace's family. God Almighty has endued you
with a softness, a beneficence, an attractive behaviour
winning on the hearts of others, and so sensible
of their misery, that the wounds of fortune
seem not inflicted on them, but on yourself.[101] You
are so ready to redress, that you almost prevent
their wishes, and always exceed their expectations;
as if what was yours was not your own, and not
given you to possess, but to bestow on wanting
merit. But this is a topic which I must cast in
shades, lest I offend your modesty; which is so far
from being ostentatious of the good you do, that it
blushes even to have it known; and, therefore, I
must leave you to the satisfaction and testimony of
your own conscience, which, though it be a silent
panegyric, is yet the best.
You are so easy of access, that Poplicola[102] was not
more, whose doors were opened on the outside to
save the people even the common civility of asking
entrance; where all were equally admitted; where
nothing that was reasonable was denied; where
misfortune was a powerful recommendation; and
where, I can scarce forbear saying, that want itself
was a powerful mediator, and was next to merit.
The history of Peru assures us, that their Incas,
above all their titles, esteemed that the highest,
which called them lovers of the poor;—a name more
glorious than the Felix, Pius, and Augustus, of the
Roman emperors, which were epithets of flattery,
deserved by few of them; and not running in a
blood like the perpetual gentleness, and inherent
goodness, of the Ormond family.
Gold, as it is the purest, so it is the softest and
most ductile of all metals. Iron, which is the hardest,
gathers rust, corrodes itself, and is, therefore,
subject to corruption. It was never intended for
coins and medals, or to bear the faces and inscriptions
of the great. Indeed, it is fit for armour, to
bear off insults, and preserve the wearer in the day
of battle; but, the danger once repelled, it is laid
aside by the brave, as a garment too rough for civil
conversation; a necessary guard in war, but too
harsh and cumbersome in peace, and which keeps
off the embraces of a more humane life.
For this reason, my lord, though you have courage
in an heroical degree, yet I ascribe it to you but
as your second attribute: mercy, beneficence, and
compassion, claim precedence, as they are first in
the divine nature. An intrepid courage, which is
inherent in your grace, is at best but a holiday-kind
of virtue, to be seldom exercised, and never but in
cases of necessity; affability, mildness, tenderness,
and a word, which I would fain bring back to its
original signification of virtue, I mean good-nature,
are of daily use. They are the bread of mankind,
and staff of life. Neither sighs, nor tears, nor
groans, nor curses of the vanquished, follow acts of
compassion and of charity; but a sincere pleasure,
and serenity of mind, in him who performs an action
of mercy, which cannot suffer the misfortunes
of another without redress, lest they should bring
a kind of contagion along with them, and pollute
the happiness which he enjoys.
Yet since the perverse tempers of mankind, since
oppression on one side, and ambition on the other,
are sometimes the unavoidable occasions of war,
that courage, that magnanimity, and resolution,
which is born with you, cannot be too much commended:
And here it grieves me that I am scanted
in the pleasure of dwelling on many of your actions;
but αἰδέομαι Τρῶας is an expression which Tully often
uses, when he would do what he dares not, and
fears the censure of the Romans.
I have sometimes been forced to amplify on
others; but here, where the subject is so fruitful,
that the harvest overcomes the reaper, I am shortened
by my chain, and can only see what is forbidden
me to reach; since it is not permitted me to
commend you according to the extent of my wishes,
and much less is it in my power to make my
commendations equal to your merits.
Yet, in this frugality of your praises, there are
some things which I cannot omit, without detracting
from your character. You have so formed
your own education, as enables you to pay the debt
you owe your country, or, more properly speaking,
both your countries; because you were born, I may
almost say, in purple, at the castle of Dublin, when
your grandfather was lord-lieutenant, and have since
been bred in the court of England.
If this address had been in verse, I might have
called you, as Claudian calls Mercury, Numen commune,
gemino faciens commercia mundo. The better
to satisfy this double obligation, you have early cultivated
the genius you have to arms, that when the
service of Britain or Ireland shall require your courage
and your conduct, you may exert them both
to the benefit of either country. You began in the
cabinet what you afterwards practised in the camp;
and thus both Lucullus and Cæsar (to omit a crowd
of shining Romans) formed themselves to the war,
by the study of history, and by the examples of the
greatest captains, both of Greece and Italy, before
their time. I name those two commanders in particular,
because they were better read in chronicle
than any of the Roman leaders; and that Lucullus,
in particular, having only the theory of war from
books, was thought fit, without practice, to be sent
into the field, against the most formidable enemy of
Rome. Tully, indeed, was called the learned consul
in derision; but then he was not born a soldier;
his head was turned another way: when he read the
tactics, he was thinking on the bar, which was his
field of battle. The knowledge of warfare is thrown
away on a general, who dares not make use of what
he knows. I commend it only in a man of courage
and resolution; in him it will direct his martial spirit,
and teach him the way to the best victories,
which are those that are least bloody, and which,
though achieved by the hand, are managed by the
head. Science distinguishes a man of honour from
one of those athletic brutes whom, undeservedly,
we call heroes. Cursed be the poet, who first honoured
with that name a mere Ajax, a man-killing
idiot! The Ulysses of Ovid upbraids his ignorance,
that he understood not the shield for which he
pleaded; there was engraven on it plans of cities,
and maps of countries, which Ajax could not comprehend,
but looked on them as stupidly as his fellow-beast,
the lion. But, on the other side, your
grace has given yourself the education of his rival;
you have studied every spot of ground in Flanders,
which, for these ten years past, has been the scene
of battles, and of sieges. No wonder if you performed
your part with such applause, on a theatre
which you understood so well.
If I designed this for a poetical encomium, it
were easy to enlarge on so copious a subject; but,
confining myself to the severity of truth, and to
what is becoming me to say, I must not only pass
over many instances of your military skill, but also
those of your assiduous diligence in the war, and of
your personal bravery, attended with an ardent
thirst of honour; a long train of generosity; profuseness
of doing good; a soul unsatisfied with all
it has done, and an unextinguished desire of doing
more. But all this is matter for your own historians;
I am, as Virgil says, Spatiis exclusus iniquis.
Yet, not to be wholly silent of all your charities,
I must stay a little on one action, which preferred
the relief of others to the consideration of yourself.
When, in the battle of Landen, your heat of courage
(a fault only pardonable to your youth) had
transported you so far before your friends, that they
were unable to follow, much less to succour you;
when you were not only dangerously, but, in all
appearance, mortally wounded; when in that desperate
condition you were made prisoner, and carried
to Namur, at that time in possession of the
French;[103] then it was, my lord, that you took a considerable
part of what was remitted to you of your
own revenues, and, as a memorable instance of
your heroic charity, put it into the hands of Count
Guiscard, who was governor of the place, to be distributed
among your fellow-prisoners. The French
commander, charmed with the greatness of your
soul, accordingly consigned it to the use for which
it was intended by the donor; by which means the
lives of so many miserable men were saved, and a
comfortable provision made for their subsistence,
who had otherwise perished, had you not been the
companion of their misfortune; or rather sent by
Providence, like another Joseph, to keep out famine
from invading those, whom, in humility, you
called your brethren. How happy was it for those
poor creatures, that your grace was made their fellow-sufferer?
And how glorious for you, that you
chose to want, rather than not relieve the wants of
others? The heathen poet, in commending the charity
of Dido to the Trojans, spoke like a Christian:
on ignara mali, miseris succurrere disco.
All men, even those of a different interest, and
contrary principles, must praise this action as the
most eminent for piety, not only in this degenerate
age, but almost in any of the former; when
men were made de meliore luto; when examples of
charity were frequent, and when there were in being,
————Teucri pulcherrima proles,
Magnanimi heroes, nati melioribus annis.
No envy can detract from this; it will shine in history,
and, like swans, grow whiter the longer it
endures; and the name of Ormond will be more
celebrated in his captivity, than in his greatest
triumphs.
But all actions of your grace are of a piece, as waters
keep the tenor of their fountains: your compassion
is general, and has the same effect as well
on enemies as friends. It is so much in your nature
to do good, that your life is but one continued
act of placing benefits on many; as the sun is always
carrying his light to some part or other of the
world. And were it not that your reason guides
you where to give, I might almost say, that you
could not help bestowing more than is consisting
with the fortune of a private man, or with the will
of any but an Alexander.
What wonder is it then, that, being born for a
blessing to mankind, your supposed death in that
engagement was so generally lamented through the
nation? The concernment for it was as universal as
the loss; and though the gratitude might be counterfeit
in some, yet the tears of all were real: where
every man deplored his private part in that calamity,
and even those who had not tasted of your favours,
yet built so much on the fame of your beneficence,
that they bemoaned the loss of their expectations.
This brought the untimely death of your great
father into fresh remembrance,—as if the same decree
had passed on two short successive generations
of the virtuous; and I repeated to myself the same
verses which I had formerly applied to him:
Ostendunt terris hunc tantum fata, neque ultra
Esse sinent.
But, to the joy not only of all good men, but
mankind in general, the unhappy omen took not
place. You are still living, to enjoy the blessings
and applause of all the good you have performed,
the prayers of multitudes whom you have obliged,
for your long prosperity, and that your power of
doing generous and charitable actions may be as
extended as your will; which is by none more zealously
desired than by
Your Grace's most humble,
Most obliged, and
Most obedient servant,
John Dryden.
It is with a poet, as with a man who designs to
build, and is very exact, as he supposes, in casting
up the cost beforehand; but, generally speaking,
he is mistaken in his account, and reckons short in
the expence he first intended. He alters his mind
as the work proceeds, and will have this or that
convenience more, of which he had not thought
when he began. So has it happened to me; I have
built a house, where I intended but a lodge; yet
with better success than a certain nobleman, who,
beginning with a dog-kennel, never lived to finish
the palace he had contrived.[104]
From translating the First of Homer's "Iliads,"
(which I intended as an essay to the whole work,)
I proceeded to the translation of the Twelfth Book
of Ovid's "Metamorphoses," because it contains,
among other things, the causes, the beginning, and
ending, of the Trojan war. Here I ought in reason
to have stopped; but the speeches of Ajax and
Ulysses lying next in my way, I could not balk
them. When I had compassed them, I was so taken
with the former part of the Fifteenth Book,
which is the masterpiece of the whole "Metamorphoses,"
that I enjoined myself the pleasing task of
rendering it into English. And now I found, by
the number of my verses, that they began to swell
into a little volume; which gave me an occasion
of looking backward on some beauties of my author,
in his former books: There occurred to me
the "Hunting of the Boar," "Cinyras and Myrrha,"
the good-natured story of "Baucis and Philemon,"
with the rest, which I hope I have translated closely
enough, and given them the same turn of verse
which they had in the original;[105] and this I may
say, without vanity, is not the talent of every poet.
He who has arrived the nearest to it, is the ingenious
and learned Sandys, the best versifier of the
former age; if I may properly call it by that name,
which was the former part of this concluding century.
For Spenser and Fairfax both flourished in
the reign of Queen Elizabeth; great masters in our
language, and who saw much farther into the beauties
of our numbers, than those who immediately
followed them. Milton was the poetical son of
Spenser, and Mr Waller of Fairfax; for we have
our lineal descents and clans as well as other families.
Spenser more than once insinuates, that the
soul of Chaucer was transfused into his body;[106] and
that he was begotten by him two hundred years after
his decease. Milton has acknowledged to me,
that Spenser was his original; and many besides
myself have heard our famous Waller own, that he
derived the harmony of his numbers from "Godfrey
of Bulloigne," which was turned into English by Mr
Fairfax.[107]
But to return. Having done with Ovid for this
time, it came into my mind, that our old English
poet, Chaucer, in many things resembled him, and
that with no disadvantage on the side of the modern
author, as I shall endeavour to prove when I
compare them; and as I am, and always have been,
studious to promote the honour of my native country,
so I soon resolved to put their merits to the
trial, by turning some of the "Canterbury Tales"
into our language, as it is now refined; for by this
means, both the poets being set in the same light,
and dressed in the same English habit, story to be
compared with story, a certain judgment may be
made betwixt them by the reader, without obtruding
my opinion on him. Or, if I seem partial to
my countryman and predecessor in the laurel, the
friends of antiquity are not few; and, besides many
of the learned, Ovid has almost all the beaux, and
the whole fair sex, his declared patrons. Perhaps
I have assumed somewhat more to myself than they
allow me, because I have adventured to sum up the
evidence; but the readers are the jury, and their
privilege remains entire, to decide according to the
merits of the cause; or, if they please, to bring it
to another hearing before some other court. In the
mean time, to follow the thread of my discourse, (as
thoughts, according to Mr Hobbes, have always
some connection,) so from Chaucer I was led to
think on Boccace, who was not only his contemporary,
but also pursued the same studies; wrote novels
in prose, and many works in verse; particularly
is said to have invented the octave rhyme, or
stanza of eight lines, which ever since has been
maintained by the practice of all Italian writers,
who are, or at least assume the title of heroic poets.
He and Chaucer, among other things, had this in
common, that they refined their mother-tongues;
but with this difference, that Dante had begun to
file their language, at least in verse, before the time
of Boccace, who likewise received no little help
from his master Petrarch; but the reformation of
their prose was wholly owing to Boccace himself,
who is yet the standard of purity in the Italian
tongue, though many of his phrases are become obsolete,
as, in process of time, it must needs happen.
Chaucer (as you have formerly been told by our
learned Mr Rymer[108]) first adorned and amplified our
barren tongue from the Provençal, which was then
the most polished of all the modern languages; but
this subject has been copiously treated by that great
critic, who deserves no little commendation from
us his countrymen. For these reasons of time, and
resemblance of genius, in Chaucer and Boccace, I
resolved to join them in my present work; to
which I have added some original papers of my
own, which, whether they are equal or inferior
to my other poems, an author is the most improper
judge; and therefore I leave them wholly to the
mercy of the reader. I will hope the best, that they
will not be condemned; but if they should, I have
the excuse of an old gentleman, who, mounting on
horseback before some ladies, when I was present,
got up somewhat heavily, but desired of the fair
spectators, that they would count fourscore and
eight before they judged him. By the mercy of
God, I am already come within twenty years of his
number; a cripple in my limbs,—but what decays
are in my mind the reader must determine. I think
myself as vigorous as ever in the faculties of my
soul, excepting only my memory, which is not impaired
to any great degree; and if I lose not more
of it, I have no great reason to complain. What
judgment I had, increases rather than diminishes;
and thoughts, such as they are, come crowding in
so fast upon me, that my only difficulty is to chuse
or to reject, to run them into verse, or to give them
the other harmony of prose: I have so long studied
and practised both, that they are grown into a habit,
and become familiar to me. In short, though
I may lawfully plead some part of the old gentleman's
excuse, yet I will reserve it till I think I have
greater need, and ask no grains of allowance for
the faults of this my present work, but those which
are given of course to human frailty. I will not
trouble my reader with the shortness of time in
which I writ it, or the several intervals of sickness.
They who think too well of their own performances,
are apt to boast in their prefaces how little time
their works have cost them, and what other business
of more importance interfered; but the reader
will be as apt to ask the question, why they allowed
not a longer time to make their works more
perfect? and why they had so despicable an opinion
of their judges, as to thrust their indigested
stuff upon them, as if they deserved no better?
With this account of my present undertaking, I
conclude the first part of this discourse: in the second
part, as at a second sitting, though I alter not
the draught, I must touch the same features over
again, and change the dead-colouring of the whole.
In general I will only say, that I have written nothing
which savours of immorality or profaneness;
at least, I am not conscious to myself of any such
intention. If there happen to be found an irreverent
expression, or a thought too wanton, they are
crept into my verses through my inadvertency. If
the searchers find any in the cargo, let them be
staved or forfeited, like counterbanded goods; at
least, let their authors be answerable for them, as
being but imported merchandize, and not of my
own manufacture. On the other side, I have endeavoured
to chuse such fables, both ancient and
modern, as contain in each of them some instructive
moral; which I could prove by induction, but
the way is tedious, and they leap foremost into
sight, without the reader's trouble of looking after
them. I wish I could affirm, with a safe conscience,
that I had taken the same care in all my former
writings; for it must be owned, that supposing
verses are never so beautiful or pleasing, yet, if they
contain any thing which shocks religion or good
manners, they are at best what Horace says of good
numbers without good sense, Versus inopes rerum,
nugæque canoræ. Thus far, I hope, I am right in
court, without renouncing to my other right of self-defence,
where I have been wrongfully accused, and
my sense wire-drawn into blasphemy, or bawdry, as
it has often been by a religious lawyer,[109] in a late
pleading against the stage; in which he mixes truth
with falsehood, and has not forgotten the old rule of
calumniating strongly, that something may remain.
I resume the thread of my discourse with the
first of my translations, which was the first "Ilias"
of Homer.[110] If it shall please God to give me longer
life, and moderate health, my intentions are to
translate the whole "Ilias;" provided still that I
meet with those encouragements from the public,
which may enable me to proceed in my undertaking
with some cheerfulness. And this I dare
assure the world beforehand, that I have found, by
trial, Homer a more pleasing task than Virgil,
though I say not the translation will be less laborious;
for the Grecian is more according to my genius
than the Latin poet. In the works of the two
authors we may read their manners, and natural inclinations,
which are wholly different. Virgil was
of a quiet, sedate temper; Homer was violent, impetuous,
and full of fire. The chief talent of Virgil
was propriety of thoughts, and ornament of
words: Homer was rapid in his thoughts, and took
all the liberties, both of numbers and of expressions,
which his language, and the age in which he lived,
allowed him. Homer's invention was more copious,
Virgil's more confined; so that if Homer had not
led the way, it was not in Virgil to have begun heroic
poetry; for nothing can be more evident, than
that the Roman poem is but the second part of the
"Ilias;" a continuation of the same story, and the
persons already formed. The manners of Æneas
are those of Hector, superadded to those which
Homer gave him. The adventures of Ulysses in
the "Odysses," are imitated in the first Six Books
of Virgil's "Æneis;" and though the accidents are
not the same, (which would have argued him of a
servile copying, and total barrenness of invention,)
yet the seas were the same in which both the heroes
wandered; and Dido cannot be denied to be
the poetical daughter of Calypso. The six latter
Books of Virgil's poem are the four-and-twenty
"Iliads" contracted; a quarrel occasioned by a lady,
a single combat, battles fought, and a town besieged.
I say not this in derogation to Virgil, neither
do I contradict any thing which I have formerly
said in his just praise; for his episodes are
almost wholly of his own invention, and the form
which he has given to the telling makes the tale
his own, even though the original story had been
the same. But this proves, however, that Homer
taught Virgil to design; and if invention be the
first virtue of an epic poet, then the Latin poem
can only be allowed the second place. Mr Hobbes,
in the preface to his own bald translation of the
"Ilias," (studying poetry as he did mathematics,
when it was too late,) Mr Hobbes,[111] I say, begins the
praise of Homer where he should have ended it.
He tells us, that the first beauty of an epic poem
consists in diction; that is, in the choice of words,
and harmony of numbers. Now the words are the
colouring of the work, which, in the order of nature,
is last to be considered; the design, the disposition,
the manners, and the thoughts, are all before
it: where any of those are wanting or imperfect,
so much wants or is imperfect in the imitation
of human life, which is in the very definition
of a poem. Words, indeed, like glaring colours,
are the first beauties that arise, and strike the sight;
but, if the draught be false or lame, the figures ill
disposed, the manners obscure or inconsistent, or
the thoughts unnatural, then the finest colours are
but daubing, and the piece is a beautiful monster
at the best. Neither Virgil nor Homer were deficient
in any of the former beauties; but in this last,
which is expression, the Roman poet is at least
equal to the Grecian, as I have said elsewhere: supplying
the poverty of his language by his musical
ear, and by his diligence.
But to return. Our two great poets being so
different in their tempers, one choleric and sanguine,
the other phlegmatic and melancholic; that which
makes them excel in their several ways is, that
each of them has followed his own natural inclination,
as well in forming the design, as in the execution
of it. The very heroes show their authors:
Achilles is hot, impatient, revengeful,
Impiger, iracundus, inexorabilis, acer, &c.
Æneas patient, considerate, careful of his people,
and merciful to his enemies; ever submissive to the
will of heaven:
——quò fata trahunt retrahuntque, sequamur.
I could please myself with enlarging on this subject,
but am forced to defer it to a fitter time. From
all I have said, I will only draw this inference, that
the action of Homer, being more full of vigour than
that of Virgil, according to the temper of the writer,
is of consequence more pleasing to the reader.
One warms you by degrees; the other sets you on
fire all at once, and never intermits his heat. It is
the same difference which Longinus makes betwixt
the effects of eloquence in Demosthenes and Tully;
one persuades, the other commands. You never
cool while you read Homer, even not in the Second
Book (a graceful flattery to his countrymen); but
he hastens from the ships, and concludes not that
book till he has made you amends by the violent
playing of a new machine. From thence he hurries
on his action with variety of events, and ends it in
less compass than two months. This vehemence
of his, I confess, is more suitable to my temper;
and, therefore, I have translated his First Book
with greater pleasure than any part of Virgil; but
it was not a pleasure without pains. The continual
agitations of the spirits must needs be a weakening
of any constitution, especially in age; and many
pauses are required for refreshment betwixt the
heats; the "Ilias," of itself, being a third part
longer than all Virgil's works together.
This is what I thought needful in this place to
say of Homer. I proceed to Ovid and Chaucer;
considering the former only in relation to the latter.
With Ovid ended the golden age of the Roman
tongue; from Chaucer the purity of the English
tongue began. The manners of the poets were not
unlike. Both of them were well-bred, well-natured,
amorous, and libertine, at least in their writings;
it may be, also in their lives. Their studies were
the same,—philosophy and philology. Both of them
were knowing in astronomy; of which Ovid's
"Books of the Roman Feasts," and Chaucer's "Treatise
of the Astrolabe," are sufficient witnesses. But
Chaucer was likewise an astrologer, as were Virgil,
Horace, Persius, and Manilius. Both writ with
wonderful facility and clearness; neither were great
inventors: for Ovid only copied the Grecian fables,
and most of Chaucer's stories were taken from his
Italian contemporaries, or their predecessors. Boccace
his "Decameron" was first published; and from
thence our Englishman has borrowed many of his
"Canterbury Tales." Yet that of "Palamon and
Arcite" was written, in all probability, by some Italian
wit, in a former age as I shall prove hereafter.
The tale of "Grisilde" was the invention of Petrarch;
by him sent to Boccace, from whom it
came to Chaucer.[112] "Troilus and Cressida" was also
written by a Lombard author,[113] but much amplified
by our English translator, as well as beautified; the
genius of our countrymen in general, being rather
to improve an invention than to invent themselves,
as is evident not only in our poetry, but in many
of our manufactures.—I find I have anticipated already,
and taken up from Boccace before I come to
him: but there is so much less behind; and I am
of the temper of most kings, who love to be in debt,
are all for present money, no matter how they pay
it afterwards: besides, the nature of a preface is
rambling, never wholly out of the way, nor in it.
This I have learned from the practice of honest
Montaigne, and return at my pleasure to Ovid and
Chaucer, of whom I have little more to say.
Both of them built on the inventions of other
men; yet since Chaucer had something of his own,
as "The Wife of Bath's Tale," "The Cock and the
Fox,"[114] which I have translated, and some others, I
may justly give our countryman the precedence in
that part; since I can remember nothing of Ovid
which was wholly his. Both of them understood
the manners; under which name I comprehend the
passions, and, in a larger sense, the descriptions of
persons, and their very habits. For an example, I
see Baucis and Philemon as perfectly before me, as
if some ancient painter had drawn them; and all
the Pilgrims in the "Canterbury Tales," their humours,
their features, and the very dress, as distinctly
as if I had supped with them at the Tabard[115]
in Southwark. Yet even there, too, the figures of
Chaucer are much more lively, and set in a better
light; which though I have not time to prove, yet
I appeal to the reader, and am sure he will clear me
from partiality.—The thoughts and words remain
to be considered, in the comparison of the two
poets, and I have saved myself one half of that labour,
by owning that Ovid lived when the Roman
tongue was in its meridian; Chaucer, in the dawning
of our language: therefore that part of the
comparison stands not on an equal foot, any more
than the diction of Ennius and Ovid, or of Chaucer
and our present English. The words are given up,
as a post not to be defended in our poet, because
he wanted the modern art of fortifying. The
thoughts remain to be considered; and they are to
be measured only by their propriety; that is, as
they flow more or less naturally from the persons
described, on such and such occasions. The vulgar
judges, which are nine parts in ten of all nations,
who call conceits and jingles wit, who see Ovid full
of them, and Chaucer altogether without them, will
think me little less than mad for preferring the
Englishman to the Roman. Yet, with their leave,
I must presume to say, that the things they admire
are only glittering trifles, and so far from being
witty, that in a serious poem they are nauseous, because
they are unnatural. Would any man, who is
ready to die for love, describe his passion like Narcissus?
Would he think of inopem me copia fecit, and
a dozen more of such expressions, poured on the
neck of one another, and signifying all the same
thing? If this were wit, was this a time to be witty,
when the poor wretch was in the agony of
death? This is just John Littlewit, in "Bartholomew
Fair," who had a conceit (as he tells you) left
him in his misery; a miserable conceit. On these
occasions the poet should endeavour to raise pity;
but, instead of this, Ovid is tickling you to laugh.
Virgil never made use of such machines when he
was moving you to commiserate the death of Dido:
he would not destroy what he was building.
Chaucer makes Arcite violent in his love, and unjust
in the pursuit of it; yet, when he came to die,
he made him think more reasonably: he repents
not of his love, for that had altered his character;
but acknowledges the injustice of his proceedings,
and resigns Emilia to Palamon. What would Ovid
have done on this occasion? He would certainly
have made Arcite witty on his death-bed;—he had
complained he was farther off from possession, by
being so near, and a thousand such boyisms, which
Chaucer rejected as below the dignity of the subject.
They who think otherwise, would, by the
same reason, prefer Lucan and Ovid to Homer and
Virgil, and Martial to all four of them. As for the
turn of words, in which Ovid particularly excels all
poets, they are sometimes a fault, and sometimes a
beauty, as they are used properly or improperly;
but in strong passions always to be shunned, because
passions are serious, and will admit no playing.
The French have a high value for them; and,
I confess, they are often what they call delicate,
when they are introduced with judgment; but
Chaucer writ with more simplicity, and followed
nature more closely than to use them.[116] I have thus
far, to the best of my knowledge, been an upright
judge betwixt the parties in competition, not meddling
with the design nor the disposition of it; because
the design was not their own; and in the disposing
of it they were equal.—It remains that I say
somewhat of Chaucer in particular.
In the first place, as he is the father of English
poetry, so I hold him in the same degree of veneration
as the Grecians held Homer, or the Romans
Virgil. He is a perpetual fountain of good sense;
learned in all sciences; and, therefore, speaks properly
on all subjects. As he knew what to say, so
he knows also when to leave off; a continence
which is practised by few writers, and scarcely by
any of the ancients, excepting Virgil and Horace.
One of our late great poets[117] is sunk in his reputation,
because he could never forgive any conceit
which came in his way; but swept, like a drag-net,
great and small. There was plenty enough, but the
dishes were ill sorted; whole pyramids of sweet-meats
for boys and women, but little of solid meat
for men. All this proceeded not from any want of
knowledge, but of judgment. Neither did he want
that in discerning the beauties and faults of other
poets, but only indulged himself in the luxury of
writing; and perhaps knew it was a fault, but
hoped the reader would not find it. For this reason,
though he must always be thought a great
poet, he is no longer esteemed a good writer; and
for ten impressions, which his works have had in so
many successive years, yet at present a hundred books
are scarcely purchased once a twelvemonth; for, as
my last Lord Rochester said, though somewhat profanely,
"Not being of God, he could not stand."
Chaucer followed nature every where, but was
never so bold to go beyond her; and there is a
great difference of being poeta and nimis poeta, if
we may believe Catullus, as much as betwixt a modest
behaviour and affectation. The verse of Chaucer,
I confess, is not harmonious to us; but it is
like the eloquence of one whom Tacitus commends,
it was auribus istius temporis accommodata. They
who lived with him, and some time after him,
thought it musical; and it continues so, even in
our judgment, if compared with the numbers of
Lidgate and Gower, his contemporaries:—there is
the rude sweetness of a Scotch tune in it, which is
natural and pleasing, though not perfect. It is
true, I cannot go so far as he[118] who published the
last edition of him; for he would make us believe
the fault is in our ears, and that there were really
ten syllables in a verse where we find but nine:
but this opinion is not worth confuting; it is so
gross and obvious an error, that common sense
(which is a rule in every thing but matters of faith
and revelation) must convince the reader, that
equality of numbers, in every verse which we call
heroic, was either not known, or not always practised,
in Chaucer's age. It were an easy matter to
produce some thousands of his verses, which are
lame for want of half a foot, and sometimes a whole
one, and which no pronunciation can make otherwise.
We can only say, that he lived in the infancy
of our poetry, and that nothing is brought to
perfection at the first. We must be children before
we grow men. There was an Ennius, and in process
of time a Lucilius, and a Lucretius, before Virgil
and Horace; even after Chaucer there was a
Spenser, a Harrington, a Fairfax, before Waller and
Denham were in being; and our numbers were in
their nonage till these last appeared. I need say
little of his parentage, life, and fortunes; they are
to be found at large in all the editions of his Works.
He was employed abroad, and favoured, by Edward
III., Richard II., and Henry IV., and was poet, as
I suppose, to all three of them.[119] In Richard's
time, I doubt, he was a little dipt in the rebellion
of the Commons;[120] and being brother-in-law to
John of Gaunt, it was no wonder if he followed the
fortunes of that family; and was well with Henry
IV. when he had deposed his predecessor. Neither
is it to be admired, that Henry, who was a wise as
well as a valiant prince, who claimed by succession,
and was sensible that his title was not sound, but
was rightfully in Mortimer, who had married the
heir of York; it was not to be admired, I say, if
that great politician should be pleased to have the
greatest wit of those times in his interests, and to
be the trumpet of his praises. Augustus had given
him the example, by the advice of Mæcenas, who
recommended Virgil and Horace to him; whose
praises helped to make him popular while he was
alive, and after his death have made him precious
to posterity. As for the religion of our poet, he
seems to have some little bias towards the opinions
of Wickliffe, after John of Gaunt his patron; somewhat
of which appears in the tale of "Pierce Plowman:"[121]
yet I cannot blame him for inveighing so
sharply against the vices of the clergy in his age:
their pride, their ambition, their pomp, their avarice,
their worldly interest, deserved the lashes which
he gave them, both in that, and in most of his
"Canterbury Tales." Neither has his contemporary
Boccace spared them: Yet both those poets lived
in much esteem with good and holy men in orders;
for the scandal which is given by particular priests'
reflects not on the sacred function. Chaucer's
Monk, his Canon, and his Friar, took not from
the character of his Good Parson. A satirical
poet is the check of the laymen on bad priests.
We are only to take care, that we involve not the
innocent with the guilty in the same condemnation.
The good cannot be too much honoured,
nor the bad too coarsely used; for the corruption of
the best becomes the worst. When a clergyman is
whipped, his gown is first taken off, by which the
dignity of his order is secured.[122] If he be wrongfully
accused, he has his action of slander; and it is
at the poet's peril if he transgress the law. But
they will tell us, that all kind of satire, though never
so well deserved by particular priests, yet brings
the whole order into contempt. Is then the peerage
of England any thing dishonoured when a peer
suffers for his treason? If he be libelled, or any way
defamed, he has his scandulum magnatum to punish
the offender. They who use this kind of argument,
seem to be conscious to themselves of somewhat
which has deserved the poet's lash, and are less
concerned for their public capacity than for their
private; at least there is pride at the bottom of
their reasoning. If the faults of men in orders are
only to be judged among themselves, they are all in
some sort parties; for, since they say the honour of
their order is concerned in every member of it,
how can we be sure that they will be impartial
judges? How far I may be allowed to speak my
opinion in this case, I know not; but I am sure a
dispute of this nature caused mischief in abundance
betwixt a king of England and an archbishop
of Canterbury;[123] one standing up for the
laws of his land, and the other for the honour, as he
called it, of God's church; which ended in the
murder of the prelate, and in the whipping of his
majesty from post to pillar for his penance. The
learned and ingenious Dr Drake[124] has saved me the
labour of enquiring into the esteem and reverence
which the priests have had of old; and I would rather
extend than diminish any part of it: yet I
must needs say, that when a priest provokes me
without any occasion given him, I have no reason,
unless it be the charity of a Christian, to forgive
him: prior læsit is justification sufficient in the civil
law. If I answer him in his own language, self-defence,
I am sure, must be allowed me; and if I
carry it farther, even to a sharp recrimination, somewhat
may be indulged to human frailty. Yet my
resentment has not wrought so far, but that I have
followed Chaucer in his character of a holy man,
and have enlarged on that subject with some pleasure;
reserving to myself the right, if I shall think
fit hereafter, to describe another sort of priests, such
as are more easily to be found than the Good Parson;
such as have given the last blow to Christianity
in this age, by a practice so contrary to their
doctrine. But this will keep cold till another time.
In the mean while, I take up Chaucer where I left
him.
He must have been a man of a most wonderful
comprehensive nature, because, as it has been truly
observed of him, he has taken into the compass of
his "Canterbury Tales" the various manners and
humours (as we now call them) of the whole English
nation, in his age. Not a single character has
escaped him. All his pilgrims are severally distinguished
from each other; and not only in their inclinations,
but in their very physiognomies and persons.
Baptista Porta[125] could not have described
their natures better, than by the marks which the
poet gives them. The matter and manner of their
tales, and of their telling, are so suited to their different
educations, humours, and callings, that each
of them would be improper in any other mouth.
Even the grave and serious characters are distinguished
by their several sorts of gravity: their discourses
are such as belong to their age, their calling,
and their breeding; such as are becoming of
them, and of them only. Some of his persons are
vicious, and some virtuous; some are unlearned, or
(as Chaucer calls them) lewd, and some are learned.
Even the ribaldry of the low characters is different:
the Reeve, the Miller, and the Cook, are several
men, and distinguished from each other as much as
the mincing Lady-Prioress and the broad-speaking,
gap-toothed,[126] Wife of Bath. But enough of this;
there is such a variety of game springing up before
me, that I am distracted in my choice, and know
not which to follow. It is sufficient to say, according
to the proverb, that here is God's plenty. We
have our forefathers and great-grand-dames all before
us, as they were in Chaucer's days: their general
characters are still remaining in mankind, and
even in England, though they are called by other
names than those of monks, and friars, and canons,
and lady-abbesses, and nuns; for mankind is ever
the same, and nothing lost out of nature, though
every thing is altered. May I have leave to do
myself the justice, (since my enemies will do me
none,[127] and are so far from granting me to be a
good poet, that they will not allow me so much as
to be a Christian, or a moral man,) may I have
leave, I say, to inform my reader, that I have confined
my choice to such tales of Chaucer as savour
nothing of immodesty. If I had desired more to
please than to instruct, the Reeve, the Miller, the
Shipman, the Merchant, the Sumner, and, above
all, the Wife of Bath, in the prologue to her tale,
would have procured me as many friends and readers,
as there are beaux and ladies of pleasure in the
town. But I will no more offend against good
manners. I am sensible, as I ought to be, of the
scandal I have given by my loose writings; and
make what reparation I am able, by this public acknowledgment.
If any thing of this nature, or of
profaneness, be crept into these poems, I am so far
from defending it, that I disown it, totum hoc indictum
volo. Chaucer makes another manner of apology
for his broad speaking, and Boccace makes the
like; but I will follow neither of them. Our countryman,
in the end of his characters, before the
"Canterbury Tales," thus excuses the ribaldry,
which is very gross in many of his novels:
But firste, I praie you of your curtesie,
That ye ne arette it not my vilanie,
Though that I plainly speke in this matere,
To tellen you hir wordes, and hir chere:
Ne though I speke hir wordes proprely,
For this ye knowen al so well as I,
Who so shall telle a tale after a man,
He moste reherse as neighe as ever he can;
Everich word, if it be in his charge,
All speke he, never so rudely and so large:
Or elles he moste tellen his tale untrewe,
Or feinen thinges, or finden wordes newe:
He may not spare, although he were his brother,
He moste as wel sayn o word as an other.
Crist spake himself ful brode in holy writ,
And wel ye wote no vilanie is it,
Eke Plato sayeth, who so can him rede,
The wordes moste ben cosin to the dede.
Yet if a man should have inquired of Boccace or
of Chaucer, what need they had of introducing
such characters, where obscene words were proper
in their mouths, but very indecent to be heard? I
know not what answer they could have made; for
that reason, such tale shall be left untold by me.
You have here a specimen of Chaucer's language,
which is so obsolete, that his sense is scarce to be
understood; and you have likewise more than one
example of his unequal numbers, which were mentioned
before. Yet many of his verses consist of
ten syllables, and the words not much behind our
present English: as for example, these two lines,
in the description of the carpenter's young wife:
Winsing she was, as is a jolly colt,
Long as a mast, and upright as a bolt.
I have almost done with Chaucer, when I have
answered some objections relating to my present
work. I find some people are offended that I have
turned these tales into modern English; because
they think them unworthy of my pains, and look
on Chaucer as a dry, old-fashioned wit, not worthy
reviving. I have often heard the late Earl of Leicester[128]
say, that Mr Cowley himself was of that
opinion; who, having read him over at my lord's request,
declared he had no taste of him. I dare not
advance my opinion against the judgment of so
great an author; but I think it fair, however, to
leave the decision to the public. Mr Cowley was
too modest to set up for a dictator; and being
shocked perhaps with his old style, never examined
into the depth of his good sense. Chaucer, I confess,
is a rough diamond, and must first be polished,
ere he shines. I deny not likewise, that, living
in our early days of poetry, he writes not always of
a piece; but sometimes mingles trivial things with
those of greater moment. Sometimes also, though
not often, he runs riot, like Ovid, and knows not
when he has said enough. But there are more great
wits beside Chaucer, whose fault is their excess of
conceits, and those ill sorted. An author is not to
write all he can, but only all he ought. Having
observed this redundancy in Chaucer, (as it is an
easy matter for a man of ordinary parts to find a
fault in one of greater,) I have not tied myself to a
literal translation; but have often omitted what I
judged unnecessary, or not of dignity enough to
appear in the company of better thoughts. I have
presumed farther, in some places, and added somewhat
of my own where I thought my author was
deficient, and had not given his thoughts their true
lustre, for want of words in the beginning of our
language. And to this I was the more emboldened,
because (if I may be permitted to say it of myself)
I found I had a soul congenial to his, and that
I had been conversant in the same studies. Another
poet, in another age, may take the same liberty
with my writings; if at least they live long
enough to deserve correction. It was also necessary
sometimes to restore the sense of Chaucer,
which was lost or mangled in the errors of the
press. Let this example suffice at present: in the
story of Palamon and Arcite, where the temple of
Diana is described, you find these verses, in all the
editions of our author:
Ther saw I Dane yturned til a tree,
I mene not hire the goddesse Diane,
But Venus daughter, which that hight Dane.
which, after a little consideration, I knew was to be
reformed into this sense,—that Daphne, the daughter
of Peneus, was turned into a tree.[129] I durst not
make thus bold with Ovid, lest some future Milbourne
should arise, and say, I varied from my author,
because I understood him not.
But there are other judges, who think I ought
not to have translated Chaucer into English, out of
a quite contrary notion: they suppose there is a
certain veneration due to his old language; and
that it is little less than profanation and sacrilege
to alter it. They are farther of opinion, that somewhat
of his good sense will suffer in this transfusion,
and much of the beauty of his thoughts will
infallibly be lost, which appear with more grace in
their old habit. Of this opinion was that excellent
person, whom I mentioned, the late Earl of Leicester,
who valued Chaucer as much as Mr Cowley
despised him. My lord dissuaded me from this attempt,
(for I was thinking of it some years before
his death,) and his authority prevailed so far with
me, as to defer my undertaking while he lived, in
deference to him: yet my reason was not convinced
with what he urged against it. If the first end of
a writer be to be understood, then, as his language
grows obsolete, his thoughts must grow obscure:
Multa renascentur, quæ jam cecidere; cadentque
Quæ nunc sunt in honore vocabula, si volet usus,
Quem penes arbitrium est et jus et norma loquendi.
When an ancient word, for its sound and significancy,
deserves to be revived, I have that reasonable veneration
for antiquity to restore it. All beyond this is
superstition. Words are not like landmarks, so sacred
as never to be removed; customs are changed, and
even statutes are silently repealed, when the reason
ceases for which they were enacted. As for the
other part of the argument,—that his thoughts will
lose of their original beauty by the innovation of
words,—in the first place, not only their beauty, but
their being is lost, where they are no longer understood,
which is the present case. I grant that something
must be lost in all transfusion, that is, in
all translations; but the sense will remain, which
would otherwise be lost, or at least be maimed,
when it is scarce intelligible, and that but to a
few. How few are there, who can read Chaucer, so
as to understand him perfectly? And if imperfectly,
then with less profit, and no pleasure. It is not
for the use of some old Saxon friends, that I have
taken these pains with him: let them neglect my
version, because they have no need of it. I made
it for their sakes, who understand sense and poetry
as well as they, when that poetry and sense is put
into words which they understand. I will go farther,
and dare to add, that what beauties I lose in
some places, I give to others which had them not
originally: but in this I may be partial to myself;
let the reader judge, and I submit to his decision.
Yet I think I have just occasion to complain of
them, who, because they understand Chaucer, would
deprive the greater part of their countrymen of the
same advantage, and hoard him up, as misers do
their grandam gold, only to look on it themselves,
and hinder others from making use of it. In sum,
I seriously protest, that no man ever had, or can
have, a greater veneration for Chaucer than myself.
I have translated some part of his works, only
that I might perpetuate his memory, or at least refresh
it, amongst my countrymen. If I have altered
him any where for the better, I must at the
same time acknowledge, that I could have done
nothing without him. Facile est inventis addere is
no great commendation; and I am not so vain to
think I have deserved a greater. I will conclude
what I have to say of him singly, with this one
remark: A lady of my acquaintance, who keeps a
kind of correspondence with some authors of the
fair sex in France, has been informed by them, that
Mademoiselle de Scuderi, who is as old as Sibyl,
and inspired like her by the same god of poetry, is at
this time translating Chaucer into modern French.[130]
From which I gather, that he has been formerly
translated into the old Provençal; for how she
should come to understand old English, I know
not. But the matter of fact being true, it makes
me think that there is something in it like fatality;
that, after certain periods of time, the fame and
memory of great wits should be renewed, as Chaucer
is both in France and England. If this be
wholly chance, it is extraordinary; and I dare not
call it more, for fear of being taxed with superstition.
Boccace comes last to be considered, who, living
in the same age with Chaucer, had the same genius,
and followed the same studies. Both writ novels,
and each of them cultivated his mother tongue.
But the greatest resemblance of our two modern
authors being in their familiar style, and pleasing
way of relating comical adventures, I may pass it
over, because I have translated nothing from Boccace
of that nature. In the serious part of poetry,
the advantage is wholly on Chaucer's side; for
though the Englishman has borrowed many tales
from the Italian, yet it appears, that those of Boccace
were not generally of his own making, but
taken from authors of former ages, and by him only
modelled; so that what there was of invention, in
either of them, may be judged equal. But Chaucer
has refined on Boccace, and has mended the
stories, which he has borrowed, in his way of telling;
though prose allows more liberty of thought,
and the expression is more easy when unconfined
by numbers. Our countryman carries weight, and
yet wins the race at disadvantage. I desire not the
reader should take my word; and, therefore, I will
set two of their discourses, on the same subject, in
the same light, for every man to judge betwixt
them. I translated Chaucer first, and, amongst the
rest, pitched on the "Wife of Bath's Tale;" not daring,
as I have said, to adventure on her prologue,
because it is too licentious.[131] There Chaucer introduces
an old woman, of mean parentage, whom a
youthful knight, of noble blood, was forced to
marry, and consequently loathed her. The crone,
being in bed with him, on the wedding-night, and
finding his aversion, endeavours to win his affection
by reason, and speaks a good word for herself,
(as who could blame her?) in hope to mollify the
sullen bridegroom. She takes her topics from the
benefits of poverty, the advantages of old age and
ugliness, the vanity of youth, and the silly pride
of ancestry and titles, without inherent virtue,
which is the true nobility. When I had closed
Chaucer, I returned to Ovid, and translated some
more of his fables; and, by this time, had so far forgotten
the "Wife of Bath's Tale," that, when I took
up Boccace, unawares I fell on the same argument,
of preferring virtue to nobility of blood and titles,
in the story of Sigismunda; which I had certainly
avoided, for the resemblance of the two discourses,
if my memory had not failed me. Let the reader
weigh them both; and, if he thinks me partial to
Chaucer, it is in him to right Boccace.
I prefer, in our countryman, far above all his
other stories, the noble poem of "Palamon and Arcite,"
which is of the epic kind, and perhaps not
much inferior to the Ilias, or the Æneis. The story
is more pleasing than either of them, the manners
as perfect, the diction as poetical, the learning as
deep and various, and the disposition full as artful,
only it includes a greater length of time, as taking
up seven years at least: but Aristotle has left undecided
the duration of the action, which yet is
easily reduced into the compass of a year, by a narration
of what preceded the return of Palamon to
Athens. I had thought, for the honour of our nation,
and more particularly for his, whose laurel,
though unworthy, I have worn after him, that this
story was of English growth, and Chaucer's own:
but I was undeceived by Boccace; for, casually
looking on the end of his seventh Giornata, I found
Dioneo (under which name he shadows himself,)
and Fiametta, (who represents his mistress, the natural
daughter of Robert, king of Naples,) of whom
these words are spoken:—"Dioneo e Fiametta
gran pezza Eantarono insieme d'Arcita, e di Palemone;"
by which it appears, that this story was
written before the time of Boccace; but the name
of its author being wholly lost, Chaucer is now become
an original; and I question not but the poem
has received many beauties, by passing through his
noble hands.[132] Besides this tale, there is another of
his own invention, after the manner of the Provençals,
called "The Flower and the Leaf," with
which I was so particularly pleased, both for the
invention and the moral, that I cannot hinder myself
from recommending it to the reader.
As a corollary to this preface, in which I have
done justice to others, I owe somewhat to myself;
not that I think it worth my time to enter the lists
with one Milbourne, and one Blackmore, but barely
to take notice, that such men there are, who have
written scurrilously against me, without any provocation.
Milbourne, who is in orders, pretends,
amongst the rest, this quarrel to me, that I have
fallen foul on priesthood: if I have, I am only to
ask pardon of good priests, and am afraid his part
of the reparation will come to little.[133] Let him be
satisfied, that he shall not be able to force himself
upon me for an adversary. I contemn him too
much to enter into competition with him. His own
translations of Virgil have answered his criticisms
on mine. If, as they say, he has declared in print,
he prefers the version of Ogilby to mine, the world
has made him the same compliment; for it is
agreed, on all hands, that he writes even below
Ogilby. That, you will say, is not easily to be
done; but what cannot Milbourne bring about? I
am satisfied, however, that, while he and I live together,
I shall not be thought the worst poet of the
age. It looks, as if I had desired him, underhand,
to write so ill against me; but, upon my honest
word, I have not bribed him to do me this service,
and am wholly guiltless of his pamphlet. It is
true, I should be glad if I could persuade him to
continue his good offices, and write such another
critique on any thing of mine; for I find, by experience,
he has a great stroke with the reader, when
he condemns any of my poems, to make the world
have a better opinion of them. He has taken some
pains with my poetry; but nobody will be persuaded
to take the same with his. If I had taken to
the church, as he affirms, but which was never in
my thoughts, I should have had more sense, if not
more grace, than to have turned myself out of my
benefice, by writing libels on my parishioners. But
his account of my manners, and my principles, is
of a piece with his cavils and his poetry; and so I
have done with him for ever.
As for the City Bard, or Knight Physician, I
hear his quarrel to me is, that I was the author of
"Absalom and Achitophel," which, he thinks, is a
little hard on his fanatic patrons in London.
But I will deal the more civilly with his two
poems, because nothing ill is to be spoken of the
dead; and, therefore, peace be to the manes of his
"Arthurs."[134] I will only say, that it was not for this
noble knight that I drew the plan of an epic poem
on King Arthur, in my preface to the translation of
Juvenal. The guardian angels of kingdoms were
machines too ponderous for him to manage; and
therefore he rejected them, as Dares did the whirlbats
of Eryx, when they were thrown before him
by Entellus: yet from that preface, he plainly
took his hint; for he began immediately upon the
story, though he had the baseness not to acknowledge
his benefactor, but, instead of it, to traduce
me in a libel.
I shall say the less of Mr Collier, because in
many things he has taxed me justly; and I have
pleaded guilty to all thoughts and expressions of
mine, which can be truly argued of obscenity, profaneness,
or immorality, and retract them. If he
be my enemy, let him triumph; if he be my friend,
as I have given him no personal occasion to be
otherwise, he will be glad of my repentance. It
becomes me not to draw my pen in the defence of
a bad cause, when I have so often drawn it for a
good one. Yet it were not difficult to prove, that,
in many places, he has perverted my meaning by
his glosses, and interpreted my words into blasphemy
and bawdry, of which they were not guilty; besides,
that he is too much given to horse-play in
his raillery, and comes to battle like a dictator from
the plough. I will not say, "the zeal of God's
house has eaten him up;" but I am sure it has devoured
some part of his good manners and civility.
It might also be doubted, whether it were altogether
zeal which prompted him to this rough manner
of proceeding; perhaps, it became not one of
his function to rake into the rubbish of ancient and
modern plays: a divine might have employed his
pains to better purpose, than in the nastiness of
Plautus and Aristophanes, whose examples, as they
excuse not me, so it might be possibly supposed,
that he read them not without some pleasure.
They, who have written commentaries on those
poets, or on Horace, Juvenal, and Martial, have explained
some vices, which, without their interpretation,
had been unknown to modern times. Neither
has he judged impartially betwixt the former age and
us. There is more bawdry in one play of Fletcher's,
called "The Custom of the Country," than in all
ours together.[135] Yet this has been often acted on
the stage, in my remembrance. Are the times so
much more reformed now, than they were five-and-twenty
years ago? If they are, I congratulate the
amendment of our morals. But I am not to prejudice
the cause of my fellow poets, though I abandon
my own defence: they have some of them answered
for themselves; and neither they nor I can
think Mr Collier so formidable an enemy, that we
should shun him. He has lost ground, at the latter
end of the day, by pursuing his point too far,
like the Prince of Condé, at the battle of Senneph:[136]
from immoral plays, to no plays, ab abusu ad usum,
non valet consequentia. But, being a party, I am
not to erect myself into a judge. As for the rest
of those who have written against me, they are
such scoundrels, that they deserve not the least notice
to be taken of them. Blackmore and Milbourne
are only distinguished from the crowd, by
being remembered to their infamy:
——Demetri, teque, Tigelli,
Discipulorum inter jubeo plorare cathedras.