At last the great day had arrived on which Robineau proposed to display
all the magnificence of a Caliph, although his fortune did not approach
in size that of his highness’s most insignificant pacha. But, after
living for many years with the strictest economy, to become the owner of
a château, to hear oneself called monseigneur, or Monsieur de la
Roche-Noire, to have nine servants at one’s orders, and to be fêted,
sought after, flattered by men, and ogled and cajoled by women, is more
than is necessary to make one lose one’s head, especially when one has
very little common sense and a great deal of vanity. So that Robineau
had almost lost his head; he did not calculate, he did not reflect that
the manner of life which he proposed to lead was infinitely beyond the
income that he had inherited; he gave orders recklessly. But he was
happy, he was fairly swimming in joy, and that is always something. How
many people there are who, even with great wealth, can never succeed in
being happy.
Robineau awoke very early in the morning and deliberated upon his
costume; that is an important point, especially when one wishes to find
a wife; for a woman who has received a fine education will never consent
to take for a husband a man who does not know how to dress with taste.
The first impressions are often hard to destroy: a man whose collar is
too high, or whose coat sleeves are too short, will create a very bad
effect in a salon, at first. At all events, that is what Robineau said
to himself, and he was not absolutely wrong. But, if the ladies would
pay strict attention to the subject, they would observe that it is not
always the men who have the most intellect who tie their cravats best.
François brought to his master the new clothes which he had ordered from
Paris. He spread them out on the bed, and Robineau hesitated between the
wholly black costume and the white trousers, which were more seasonable.
Monsieur Férulus entered the apartment at that moment; the librarian,
man of business and butler was already in full dress, although he wore
the same coat as always; but to improve it a little, he had had steel
buttons of the size of a five-franc piece sewn on, which, when Monsieur
Férulus stood in the sun, cast a reflection that made it impossible to
see the rest of his person. Moreover, he had caused to be fixed upon his
shoulders great bunches of black ribbon, the very long ends of which
fell down his back, after manner of a queue.
Despite his gala costume, Monsieur Férulus’s face was longer than usual,
and his eyes were red and fatigued.
"Parbleu! my dear Férulus, you arrive most opportunely," said Robineau;
"you must help me in the choice of my costume; ought I to adopt the full
suit of black, or may I venture to wear the white trousers?"
"The full suit of black is the proper thing, monseigneur; to dress
otherwise would be a crime of lèse-ceremony! Remember, monseigneur,
that this day will mark an epoch: you represent in your person all the
chatelaines who have possessed this domain! If you were in China, you
would dress in yellow; in England you might dress in red; in Austria, in
white; in Prussia, in blue; and in Africa, you might be practically
naked, except that you could paint some very pretty things on your body
and legs and arms; but as the French nation is the gayest of all, it has
specially adopted black for weddings, for burials and for dancing."
"You hear, Francois; prepare the full black costume.—Bless my soul! you
are brilliant, Monsieur Férulus! You have some very fine buttons there!"
"Are they not, monseigneur? They descended to me from my father’s
granduncle, who wore them in a minuet which he danced before Madame de
Maintenon; you can understand how highly I prize them; they are the most
precious heritage which my ancestors have left to me! I use them only on
great occasions; for example, at my distribution of prizes, I give them
and nothing else to my pupils—but on condition that they bring them
back to me the next day."
"And what is this bunch of ribbons which you have on each shoulder?"
"That is a mark of dignity, monseigneur; it means that I am worthy to
eat at your table with the noblest society. The pages used to wear them
under King Dagobert."
"In that case you did very well to put them on.—But what is the matter
with you, Monsieur Férulus? You look to me very pale this morning."
"Monseigneur, it is because—I had my bed warmed——"
"What! already?"
"The tower in which I lodge is very damp, monseigneur; however, it did
not succeed so well as I hoped; I trust that breakfast will make me feel
better. But they have just brought your servants’ livery; it is
superb—dark green, with apricot trousers and orange trimmings."
"Yes, that is my idea; can you see it at a distance?"
"At a great distance, monseigneur. I must tell you, however, that that
clown of an Olitor—I mean your gardener—refuses to wear it, on the
pretext that it makes him look like a parrot."
"That rascal is always rebelling about something! François, go to him
and order him in my name to put on his livery under penalty of being
turned out of my garden."
Alfred and Edouard were also busying themselves with their toilet;
although they did not, like the master of the house, propose to make
conquests, the two young Parisians desired to appear to advantage before
the large company which was to assemble at the château; and then too,
one is never sorry to please, even when one has no desire to love.
Everything was arranged for the festivities. Two greased poles had been
set up in the courtyard, at the top of which were fastened the Syntax
and the Rudiments. The colored lanterns were strung in the garden
paths; the arena was arranged for the gymnastic sports; and the three
musicians who were to compose the orchestra, the leader being blind, had
arrived, armed with two violins and a clarinet. The servants ran hither
and thither in the midst of it all, and the new livery did in fact give
them some resemblance to the birds of which Vincent had spoken. However,
in order to avoid dismissal, the gardener had made up his mind to put on
his costume with the rest; Monsieur Férulus was careful always to stand
in the sun, in order to make his buttons shine more brightly.
The clock struck twelve. Robineau was in full dress; all the
preparations were made, but no one had yet arrived of the numerous
company expected. However, François and the two scullions fired three
musket shots; and Robineau, who was in the salon with his friends, ran
out upon the balcony, saying:
"What is that?"
"It is the signal to announce that the fête is beginning, monseigneur,"
said François.
"Idiot! do you suppose that the fête is going to begin before anyone has
arrived?"
"Why, monseigneur, Monsieur Férulus told us to fire all together at
noon."
"Non errabis!" cried Férulus, appearing in the courtyard; "I told you
to fire at noon, but it was understood that it should be coram populo,
that is to say, before the company. Reload your weapons, therefore; you
must give a second signal."
While the servants reloaded their weapons, shrieks arose from one corner
of the courtyard. Everybody hurried in that direction to ascertain the
cause. They found the leader of the orchestra sprawling on the steps of
the staircase leading to the cellar, down which he had jumped at the
report of the muskets, which he believed to be aimed at him. They picked
up the poor man, who had suffered nothing worse than a few bruises, and
placed him on the stand which was set up in the courtyard, ordering his
two companions not to leave him, which they promised only on condition
that six bottles of wine should be placed under the bench.
Half an hour passed, and no one appeared. Robineau began to be
impatient, Monsieur Férulus ran about, telling each one again and again
what he had to do, and as he spoke, glancing furtively at his buttons.
Robineau called for an opera glass and went up with his friends to the
top of the South Tower. From there they could see the road for a long
distance, and Monsieur de la Roche-Noire kept passing the glass to his
friends, saying, like Bluebeard’s wife: "Do you see anybody coming?"
At last they espied a horseman riding toward the château; Robineau
turned the glass upon him and cried:
"He is coming here; I recognize him; it is Monsieur Berlingue, a most
agreeable man, with an extraordinary memory; he has already told me all
the scandal of the town; he is a delightful person! He goes everywhere,
even where he is not invited."
Monsieur Berlingue’s horse advanced at a very slow trot, but still he
did advance. Robineau went down from the tower with his friends to
welcome the newcomer, and François and the scullions, seeing the
horseman approach, took aim at him, thinking that the time had come to
fire; but Monsieur Férulus checked them in time, and Monsieur Berlingue
dismounted and entered the château, glancing all about with malicious
curiosity.
The newcomer was a short man of fifty years, who was not very stylishly
dressed, but whose sneering face seemed to be constantly seeking
something to make fun of. He walked toward Robineau and held out his
hand, staring at the two young men who were in the salon; and even
before he had asked the master of the house how he was, he had taken an
inventory of everything in the room.
"Monsieur Berlingue," said Robineau, "you are very amiable, for you have
come at last! But the other gentlemen and ladies—no one comes and it is
nearly one o’clock! And yet I asked them to come early. I had arranged
some little surprises for the ladies."
"Monsieur de la Roche-Noire," replied Monsieur Berlingue in a shrill
voice, shouting as if he never spoke to any except deaf people, "it is a
principle of mine to be prompt, to keep my word.—Are these gentlemen
your friends from Paris? Very happy to make their acquaintance.—But,
Monsieur de la Roche-Noire, if you want to have company at noon, you
must invite them for nine o’clock, for here—You have had this part of
the château repaired, I see—here, Monsieur de la Roche-Noire, we go
beyond the fashion: in Paris, people keep you waiting one hour; in the
provinces they keep you waiting four.—Is this your livery? It is a new
style.—And then the ladies, married or single! do you suppose that they
can finish their toilet at noon?—You still have some furniture that’s
rather old-fashioned; you must change it.—In the first place, the women
in the provinces are greater flirts than those in Paris!—Your coat fits
you perfectly.—You expect Mesdames de Moulinet, Mesdemoiselles
Bretonneau, the La Pincerie family, Gérard the manufacturer’s wife, and
the notary’s wife—Parbleu! If those ladies are all here within two
hours, you will be very lucky.—Ah! greased poles in your courtyard!
That is charming! It is an entirely new idea!"
Despite Monsieur Berlingue’s prediction, the guests soon arrived; little
wicker carriages and covered chaises brought divers persons of great
distinction, for there were no cabs or omnibuses at Saint-Amand, and
everybody could not afford a handsome turnout. However, there were a few
chars-à-bancs and a few pretty cabriolets to be seen in that crowd of
carriages; and the persons who alighted from them cast patronizing
glances upon those who arrived in chaises; vanity is present at all
festivities, but in the provinces above all it makes us poor weak
mortals giddy.
The La Pincerie family arrived in a carriage half-way between a city and
a country vehicle: it was a huge cabriolet, not unlike that generally
called a coucou, the lower part being of wicker, and the top of
oilcloth; it might in a crowd have passed for the carriage of a
merchant of Poissy; but Monsieur de la Pincerie declared that he would
not exchange it for the most modern landau, because it descended to him
from his ancestors; and from the leanness of the one horse which drew
it, one might have been tempted to believe that the poor beast also had
served the marquis’s ancestors.
Monsieur de la Pincerie was a man of about sixty, almost six feet tall,
and exceedingly thin; he wore a queue and his hair was powdered; his
yellow, wrinkled face almost always wore an expression of arrogance and
disdain; he rarely passed two minutes without coughing and
expectorating, but he did it all with a gravity which caused the people
about him to believe that not everybody in the world could spit as he
could.
A little man with squinting eyes, red hair, a blue nose, and red ears,
was the second person to alight from the carriage; he had not put his
foot to the ground before he began to smile and show teeth which would
have put those of a horse to shame. This gentleman, with whom they had
not as yet succeeded in doing anything, and for whom they were still
trying to find a place, although he was nearly fifty-five, was the
marquis’s brother; he was called Mignon, a pet name which had been given
to him when he was a child, and which it seemed to be his destiny to
bear all his life. After smiling like a wild boar, while his brother
expectorated upon one of the greased poles, Mignon stepped forward and
offered his hand to a young lady, who leaped from the carriage, saying
to her uncle:
"It isn’t worth while, I prefer to get out alone."
This young lady, who alighted so gracefully, was the marquis’s younger
daughter, Mademoiselle Cornélie; she was twenty-seven years old, tall
and well-built; her face was regular and rather distinguished, but her
manner was imperious and her eyes, which she very rarely lowered, seemed
intent upon commanding homage, and their expression indicated that she
received it simply as a tribute due to her.
After Mademoiselle Cornélie came her sister, who was a widow, named
Madame de Hautmont, or simply Eudoxie; she was perhaps five or six years
older than Mademoiselle Cornélie; she was pretty, but she lessened her
attractions by grimaces and a pretentious manner; her dress was always
so extravagantly elaborate as to be ridiculous; she was saturated with
perfumery, and she always carried a bouquet in one hand and a phial of
salts in the other; the least thing made her faint and sick. She, far
from alighting from the carriage alone, required three persons to assist
her; but at the moment that her foot touched the ground, she spied
François and the two scullions, whose weapons were pointed in her
direction.
"Oh! mon Dieu! what is that?" cried Madame de Hautmont, throwing herself
into her father’s arms. "Are they going to fire at us? Why, this is
abominable! I can’t endure the sight of firearms!"
Robineau had walked forward to meet the La Pincerie family; he bowed
respectfully to the father, shook hands with the uncle, smiled at the
young lady, and reassured her sister, crying:
"Monsieur Férulus, pray tell my people not to aim their guns at
everybody! Do not be afraid, mesdames; it is a surprise, it’s for the
fête."
"What! do you mean to say that there will be guns fired at your fête,
monsieur?"
"There will be all the firing that is possible, madame! But there will
be no one shot; it is just for a joke, and to amuse you; that is all."
After escorting the La Pincerie family into the large salon, where
Alfred and Edouard assisted him to do the honors, Robineau outdid
himself in his endeavors to receive all his guests gracefully. There was
the notary, who alighted with his wife from a dainty cabriolet; there
was a wealthy paper manufacturer, who brought his wife, his three
daughters, his two sons and his two nieces in his char-à-bancs; there
were the Gérards, who alone filled both seats of their carriage, and who
could not walk arm in arm, because their hips made it impossible; there
was Monsieur le Chevalier de Tantignac, who could not say two words
without bringing in a falsehood, and who arrived on foot, in silk short
clothes, with spurs on his shoes and a hunting crop in his hand, to give
the impression that he had come on horseback; lastly, there were the
government officials, the leading merchants, the important personages of
the district, who had one and all accepted Monsieur de la Roche-Noire’s
invitation, for opportunities for enjoyment being more rare in the
provinces, one eagerly seizes all that offer.
The company assembled in the immense salon on the first floor; they eyed
one another, they scrutinized one another from head to foot, they passed
the ladies’ costumes in review, they made unkind remarks in undertones
and complimentary ones aloud. Robineau went from one to another, played
the gallant with the ladies, and smiled at everybody; but he addressed
his homage most frequently to Mademoiselle Cornélie de la Pincerie,
although ever since her entrance into the salon, Mademoiselle Cornélie
had paid much more attention to Alfred than to the master of the house;
while for her part Eudoxie cast languishing glances at Edouard.
On entering the salon, Monsieur le Marquis de la Pincerie had thrown
himself into a big easy-chair in which he stretched himself out as if
he proposed to go to sleep, extending his long legs in such a way that
everybody was obliged to make a détour in order to pass him; the marquis
at once began to cough and expectorate contemptuously in the midst of
the salon, glancing at everybody as a sultan might glance at his slaves.
Uncle Mignon, on the contrary, had taken a seat modestly behind his
niece Cornélie and was arranging the upper part of her sleeves, which
had become a little rumpled in the carriage. The other guests stood
about in groups or watched the preparations for the fête from the
windows. Monsieur Berlingue strolled about the salon, scrutinizing
everybody with a sly expression, listening to what was said, and trying
to guess what was not said. The Chevalier de Tantignac, who was the last
to enter the salon, contrived to catch his spurs in a lady’s dress, so
that he might secure for himself the pleasure of exclaiming:
"How careless I am! I forgot to take off my spurs. Oh! I beg you to
excuse me, madame, but I am so accustomed to being in the saddle."
"What have you done with your steed, pray?" said Monsieur Berlingue; "I
didn’t see him when you came into the courtyard."
"I dismounted a few yards from the gate to avoid accidents, because my
horse has a horrible trick of rearing; then I did as I always do, I
struck him twice across the flank, and he at once trotted back alone to
his stable. He is trained to do that, he is a pupil of Franconi.—But I
must make haste to relieve myself of this equestrian apparatus!"
"Please pull my belt up a little, uncle. That’s right; now put a pin in
there.—These carriages disarrange one’s dress terribly."
As she said this, Mademoiselle Cornélie glanced at Alfred, and seemed to
demand the compliment which what she had just said invited; but it did
not occur to Alfred to bestow it upon her. In his stead, Robineau picked
up the gauntlet, crying:
"The carriage might do its worst, it could not prevent you from being
charming!"
Mademoiselle Cornélie, after smiling at Robineau, looked after Alfred
who had gone to speak to some other ladies.
"It is certain," said Madame de Hautmont, playing with her bouquet,
"that someone ought to invent a different method of transportation from
these carriages. A lady cannot alight from one of them without being
jarred from head to foot. Uncle Mignon, give me a stool to put my feet
on."
Uncle Mignon dropped his niece Cornélie’s sleeves to find a stool for
his niece Eudoxie, while Monsieur de la Pincerie exclaimed angrily:
"It seems to me, mesdames, that my chariot is hung perfectly, and that
there is no ground for complaint."
"Oho! he calls his coucou a chariot!" whispered Monsieur Berlingue in
the paper manufacturer’s ear; while Monsieur Gérard exclaimed:
"Well, well, mesdames, I see that you will soon be carried in
palanquins, as in Asia."
"But one must be very comfortable in them," said Eudoxie, glancing at
Edouard.
"I favor palanquins, too," said Madame Gérard.
"If she should ever get into one," said Berlingue in an undertone, "I
doubt whether she could find men strong enough to carry her."
"As a general rule," said a lady who had not yet spoken, "those men in
the East are great inventors."
"Fie! madame, fie!" said another lady, "they are monsters! they have
more than one wife at a time."
"What is that you are saying about the men of the East?" cried the
Chevalier de Tantignac, returning to the salon; "I know something about
them; I spent a long time in Turkey; my doctor ordered me there. I had
such a superabundance of health that my doctor said to me: ‘Go to
Turkey, my friend, and buy yourself a harem at once; if you don’t, you
are a dead man!’"
The ladies put their fans in front of their faces in order to laugh at
the chevalier, who had not at all the appearance of a Turk, when
Monsieur Férulus entered the salon to ask Robineau if it were time to
begin the fête. At sight of Férulus, Madame de Hautmont uttered a
shriek, and clung to Edouard, saying:
"Mon Dieu! what on earth is that?"
"That is the manager of the fête, madame," said Edouard.
"But he made my eyes smart terribly! I thought that either the sun or
the moon had entered the room. Pray, what has the man got on?"
"It is his buttons, which are so brilliant."
"Ah! you must agree that when a man wears such buttons, he ought at
least to give people some warning."
"It certainly is difficult to look at that gentleman without squinting,"
said Monsieur Berlingue.
Monsieur Férulus darted out of the room again like an arrow, and soon
musket shots announced the beginning of the fête. The noise of the
fusillade almost made Eudoxie ill; but she took pains to fall into the
arms of Edouard, who was beginning to be bored by her fainting spells,
but who could not, however, avoid offering her his arm. Everybody ran
out upon the balcony, and to the windows, whence they could see the
sports which were to take place in the courtyard. Uncle Mignon alone
remained behind, for it was necessary to find two pins for his niece
Cornélie, and to fetch a glass of water to restore his other niece to
consciousness. The peasants from the neighborhood, who had received
permission to attend the fête, were drawn up on two sides of the
courtyard. The servants were under the balcony; even Mademoiselle Cheval
had left her kitchen to enjoy the sports, and especially to find out
what was to be done with the greased poles, which aroused her
curiosity.—Meanwhile the orchestra, which was supposed to play, did not
begin, because the blind man, who was terribly afraid of the musket
shots, had crawled under the bench during the discharge, and persisted
in refusing to come out, although Férulus exhausted himself in arguing
to prove that he was in no danger.
The company waited for the performance to begin. Robineau leaned over
the balcony and shouted to Férulus:
"Why don’t you begin? We are waiting."
And Monsieur Férulus, who was on the point of coming to blows with the
first violin, shouted back:
"You know very well that it begins with foot races in the garden. Go and
walk there with the ladies, monseigneur."
But the ladies were tired by their ride and did not care to walk.
Moreover, they were impatient to witness the sports. François ran to
assist Férulus to pull the blind man out from under the bench. At last
the music struck up, and six tall Auvergnats, nude from the head to the
waist, appeared in the arena arranged in the middle of the courtyard.
The ladies started in surprise at sight of the singular costume of the
combatants; Madame de Hautmont had another slight attack of faintness;
but Monsieur Férulus, who had ascended the stoop, cried:
"Gymnastic sports after the pattern of those of Greece and Rome."
"Mesdames," said Robineau, "it is after the pattern of the ancients;
consequently there is nothing to offend your delicacy."
"To be sure, it is a tournament!" said Monsieur de la Pincerie.
"Precisely, a Greek and Roman tournament."
"A tournament!" said Uncle Mignon, standing on tiptoe. "Oho! the deuce!
Then these half-naked fellows are knights! I understand, I understand."
"I am strongly inclined to request some guaranty for the rest of their
bodies," observed Monsieur Berlingue to one of his neighbors, while
Madame Gérard, gazing at the six Auvergnats with all her eyes,
exclaimed:
"Those fellows are well-built! Monsieur Gérard, you ought to appear as a
gladiator some time; you would be superb."
Férulus gave the signal by striking the rail with a stick and calling:
"We begin with the throwing of the discus. Strike up, orchestra, a
warlike tune."
The orchestra began the air of Marlboro’, which was the most warlike
tune that the blind man knew, and the Auvergnats stepped forward, each
holding in his hand a Brie cheese, which represented the discus which he
was to throw, and which at a distance looked rather like the ancient
quoit. The athletes hurled their cheeses with much skill; the target was
below the stoop upon which Férulus stood with solemn face. The three
cheeses approached but did not quite reach the point necessary to be
declared a winner, and the company standing on the balcony and at the
windows, found that that particular sport exhaled an odor which was far
from balsamic. But a fourth athlete appeared; he was of a more muscular
build than his antagonists; he held in his hand a so-called discus, of
formidable size and thickness, and exclaimed with a contemptuous glance
at those who had already thrown theirs:
"You fellows couldn’t throw any farther than that! Bah! Sac—f——!
See how prettily I’ll put you out of the game!"
"The athlete’s language is decidedly forcible!" said Monsieur Berlingue;
and Robineau leaned over and shouted to Férulus:
"Tell them not to talk! Let them content themselves with pantomime."
"Monseigneur," said Férulus, "in all times, gladiators have provoked and
stimulated one another by insults; even the knights of old did not spare
epithets during the combat."
"Mesdames, that is the language of the knights of old," said Robineau;
"you mustn’t let it frighten you."
Meanwhile, the last athlete raised his right hand, on the palm of which
rested the discus; he threw his body back, then hurled the discus with
all his strength, and the cheese, passing the target, struck Monsieur
Férulus full in the face.
All the ladies shrieked aloud, saying:
"Mon Dieu! He is wounded,—killed perhaps! The quoit struck him in the
head!"
The librarian was suffocated for a moment by the blow, but the cheese
had broken in halves, leaving upon his face some traces of its passage;
and he soon recovered himself, drew out a handkerchief, wiped his face,
passed his tongue over his lips, and cried:
"He is the winner; he threw beyond the mark; but he who can do more, can
do less.—Sound, trumpets!"
The trumpets were represented by the violins; the Auvergnats uttered
deafening shouts, the ladies produced their salts, and Monsieur de
Tantignac observed:
"Ah! the discuses were of cheese! What a sell! I’ll wager that I could
throw one into the moon!"
"Uncle Mignon, find me some cologne, I implore you," said Eudoxie,
hanging upon Edouard’s arm, "for this sport smells altogether too much
like a barnyard."
"You are not accustomed to it, mesdames, you will have many others!"
said Robineau, who believed that everybody was infatuated by what had
just been seen; and he timidly took the end of Mademoiselle Cornélie’s
little finger, which she abandoned to him, apparently without perceiving
the rapture with which he squeezed it.
Monsieur Férulus, not observing that there were still some fragments of
cheese upon his forehead and ears, had returned to his place, and once
more tapped the rail with his stick, crying:
"The foot race, after the pattern of Hippomenes and Atalanta; with
sticks instead of the golden apples, which will be vastly more natural."
Immediately, the Auvergnats began to race about the courtyard, and those
who fell behind threw sticks between the legs of their comrades, to
cause them to fall, so that they might reach the goal first. This game
came to an end without accident; but the Chevalier de Tantignac cried:
"I don’t see anything wonderful in running as these peasants do; I can
go six leagues on one foot! That’s rather a different thing!"
"Wrestling and boxing contests!" cried Monsieur Férulus; whereupon the
Auvergnats set about throwing one another down; but the peasants, being
accustomed to this last form of exercise, showed more pride and
obstinacy, and did their utmost to overthrow their antagonists. At such
a game, tempers are easily aroused; from struggles they passed to
insults, from insults to blows, and already some faces were bruised and
some noses bleeding.
"Enough! enough!" cried the ladies, in no wise amused by that spectacle.
"Monsieur de la Roche-Noire, make those wretches stop!"
"Mesdames," cried Férulus, "when the gladiators fought at Rome, at least
half of them always remained upon the field."
"But, monsieur, we are not Romans, thank heaven! And we take no pleasure
in seeing men hammer one another!"
To comply with the wishes of the ladies, Robineau ordered that the
combatants be separated, although Monsieur de la Pincerie declared that
it reminded him of the bull fights he had seen at Madrid. Two
Auvergnats, more obstinate than the others, refused to desist; but at
last François and the other servants succeeded in driving them onto the
lawn, where they left them to fight it out.
Monsieur Férulus next announced that the time had come to pass from the
serious to the gallant; and the servants appeared with baskets filled
with bouquets for the ladies.
"Ah! good!" said Madame de Hautmont; "this is more agreeable."
"And it doesn’t smell of cheese," said Monsieur Berlingue.
"Why! why, there is a paper in my bouquet," said Madame Gérard.
"A paper, madame!" said Monsieur Gérard, approaching his wife as near as
his paunch permitted.
"I have one too," said Eudoxie.
"And I—and I too," said each lady.
Cornélie opened the paper which was in her bouquet and read:
"‘Vos attraits charment les cœurs,
Vous avez grâce et jeunesse;
La plus douce des faveurs
Est de vous aimer sans cesse.’"[9]
"That is extremely pretty!" said Monsieur de la Pincerie, expectorating
upon the villagers in the courtyard.
"And it is perfectly suited to the person to whom it is addressed," said
Alfred to Mademoiselle Cornélie, who looked at him in a way to force him
to say something.
"It sounds to me like the mottoes in bonbons," said Monsieur Berlingue.
"I have a poem, too," said Eudoxie; "let me see—Why, it’s just like my
sister’s; here, look, monsieur."
Edouard looked at the lines which she handed him and said:
"It must be that he thought, madame, that the same attractions would be
found in all the members of the same family."
"Ah! what you say is very gallant; but it seems to me that my face is of
an entirely different type from my sister’s."
"Let’s see my poem," said Madame Gérard; "I am very curious to know what
he has to say to me:
"‘Vos attraits charment les cœurs,
Vous avez grâce et jeunesse—’"
"Evidently it is a circular," said Monsieur Berlingue.
"It is extremely flattering to receive the same compliment as Madame
Gérard!" said Mademoiselle Cornélie, with a shrug; while all the ladies
proceeded to read their mottoes.
"It is most astonishing that they all have the same thing," said Uncle
Mignon, running from one lady to another. "It is like the card trick
someone played on me, when I saw nothing but aces of hearts in the
pack."
"Who is the author of these pretty lines?" inquired the chevalier
sneeringly.
"My librarian," replied Robineau.
"What! that man in black, with buttons like plates?"
"The same. He’s a scholar of the first rank, a man who knows
everything!"
"Oho! He knows everything, does he? I will wager that I can talk to him
about things he never heard of."
"And those greased poles,—is no one going to climb those, monsieur?"
"In a moment, madame.—Monsieur Férulus, order the assault on the
greased poles to begin."
"Parbleu!" said the chevalier, "it isn’t hard to climb those; I have
been to sea and I’ve seen some that were much harder to climb! I used to
run up the mainmast like a monkey, and when I reached the top, I would
stand on my head."
"Just try climbing one of these," said Monsieur Berlingue.
"I can’t, because my breeches are very tight, and I am afraid of
accidents; but for that, I would be at the top before you had seen that
I was going up."
Monsieur Férulus requested the orchestra to play a livelier piece for
the attack on the greased poles, and it was to the tune of Ma Tendre
Musette that several Auvergnats tried to climb one of the poles; but
they slid back after climbing two or three feet, and showed very little
zest in the attempt to win the books which were attached to the top. In
vain did Férulus urge them on, and Robineau from the balcony encourage
them,—the Auvergnats refused to climb any more.
"Well!" said the librarian, "the women will set you the example, and
teach you how to climb. Let the young ladies come forward!"
"Ah! the women are going to climb!" said Monsieur Berlingue; "this is
getting interesting."
"The women are going to climb!" said Monsieur de la Pincerie. "Hum! that
is an innovation!"
"Oh! we have provided for everything!" said Robineau; "the pole is
smeared with honey."
"With honey," said Uncle Mignon; "ah! I understand, I understand; that’s
for decency’s sake."
Two or three buxom girls came forward laughing, and walked around the
pole, but did not venture, although Monsieur Férulus stood at the foot
of the pole, offering his back to all those who cared to try. At last,
one village girl made the attempt, and climbed a little way, then
stopped, crying that she was stuck; and Monsieur Férulus, who was below,
said to her:
"Don’t give it up—don’t be discouraged; it’s the way of life,—thorns
in order to obtain roses; quid femina possit."
The peasant descended, licking the honey from her hands; another
followed her, but was no more fortunate, although Monsieur Férulus still
stood at the foot of the pole, to let them stand on his back and to
encourage their efforts. Monsieur Berlingue declared that the librarian
had the best place and could see better than the rest of the company.
But no one else came forward. In vain did Monsieur Férulus exclaim:
"There is a chance to win the Treatise on Participles, and the
Cuisinière Bourgeoise."
The prizes seemed fated to remain suspended in the air, when suddenly
Mademoiselle Cheval, who was watching the sports from the courtyard,
keeping an eye upon her cooking the while, walked proudly toward
Monsieur Férulus, saying:
"You say there is a cook-book to win! that’s my business; let me climb
up, Monsieur Desânus, and I will bring the things down in a jiffy! Oh! I
know how to play all kinds of games, I do!"
And, pushing aside the functionary, who offered to let her stand on his
back, Mademoiselle Cheval put her arms about the pole, and worked her
hands and knees so vigorously that she ascended at a rapid pace.
"She will go to the top," said Monsieur Gérard; "she’s a stout young
woman."
"Oh! she’s uncommonly strong," said Robineau; "she lifted me up once
like a feather."
"She has a shapely calf," said Monsieur Berlingue.
In her struggles, Mademoiselle Cheval did in fact show her calves and
her garters; but thus far everything had gone off successfully, and
Monsieur Férulus, who, standing at the foot of the pole, kept his eyes
fixed on her, constantly encouraged her by calling out "mate animo,"
which the cook took for an insult, and to which she replied: "Climb
yourself, you animal!"
At last Mademoiselle Cheval reached the goal; she untied the two volumes
and dropped them into the courtyard.
The librarian, overjoyed that the prizes had been won, ordered the
orchestra to play a fanfare; the company applauded, and Mademoiselle
Cheval, in the excitement of her triumph, attempted to slide down
rapidly; but her dress stuck to the honey and refused to be detached; so
that, as she dropped, her face soon disappeared beneath her skirts,
while her legs were exposed to the observation of the spectators.
A murmur arose; the ladies resorted to their fans or left the balcony,
the men took their glasses, and made comments on what they saw, and
Robineau cried:
"Take her down!"
Monsieur Férulus, who did not know the cause of the tumult, shouted with
all his strength:
"Honor to the victor!"
"Parbleu! this is quite honor enough!" said Monsieur Berlingue; while
the peasants laughed and shouted, and Jeannette artlessly observed:
"I say, she’s showing her warming pan!"
However, with a final effort, Mademoiselle succeeded in freeing herself
just as François arrived with a ladder; she descended, bowed to the
company and returned to her kitchen, amid the acclamations of all the
peasants. Thereupon the guests left the balcony and the windows.
Robineau suggested taking a stroll in the gardens, and they all
consented, in order to do something to kill time before dinner. The men
offered the ladies their arms. Edouard did not have to take that
trouble, because the languishing Eudoxie had not once left his arm, upon
which she leaned as if she had done nothing else for ten years. Cornélie
continued to ogle Alfred, but he had turned his attentions to two rather
attractive young ladies, and Mademoiselle de la Pincerie accepted the
hand which the master of the château offered her with a sigh.
They walked about at random; each couple went in whatever direction they
pleased; and in large parties, not until then do people begin to talk
freely, and to know and understand one another.
"What did you think of the little sports that were performed just now?"
said Robineau, as he and Cornélie turned into one of the shady paths of
the garden.
"Why, they were very good; I rather liked them; they were quite
original.—Why are we going away from the other ladies and gentlemen?"
"Oh! we will join them again. I am so happy to be once—to be for a
moment—to try to——"
"Who is that tall young man whom you call Alfred?"
"He is an intimate friend of mine, a baron, with more than a hundred
thousand francs a year.—But I was saying, mademoiselle, that I am
enjoying the keenest happiness, and——"
"Is this Monsieur Alfred married?"
"No, he is a bachelor, and so is Edouard Beaumont.—However, as we are
alone for a moment, which rarely happens, I would like to express to
you,—to make you understand——"
"Ah! I think I see your two friends; let us walk a little faster."
"Never fear; monsieur le marquis your father, and your uncle, are very
busy talking politics with Monsieur Moulinet, and they will not notice
that——"
"Much I care about my father and my uncle! they think well enough of me,
monsieur, not to be afraid to let me walk with whomever I please!"
"I do not doubt it, mademoiselle; that was not what I meant; but when
one is with you, the confusion, the agitation one feels make one, in
spite of oneself——"
"He is very good-looking, is this Monsieur Alfred. His friend is not
bad-looking, either. I don’t know which of them is the better looking!"
"I don’t know, mademoiselle, whether you have divined the secret
sentiments of my heart. The other evening, when I danced with you at the
tax-collector’s, it seemed to me that I was happy enough to——"
"Does your friend Alfred intend to pass some time in this region?"
"Oh, yes, he is in no hurry, he has nothing to do.—Well, mademoiselle,
do you remember that contradance, when, as we made the poule, I
declared that your charms, that your graces——"
"Mon Dieu! I am so accustomed to having compliments paid me, monsieur,
and declarations of love, that three-fourths of the time I pay no
attention to them!"
"I can understand that perfectly, and it does honor to your modesty. But
still, your heart must be touched some day and if I were the fortunate
mortal——"
"Ah! I beg your pardon, I see my sister; I have something to say to
her!"
Mademoiselle Cornélie escaped and ran to join Eudoxie, who was walking
with Edouard, Alfred and several ladies. Robineau looked after her,
saying to himself:
"She is fascinating! A magnificent figure! and after our conversation, I
have every reason to believe that I am not displeasing to her."
The guests walked about for some time in the gardens, where Monsieur
Vincent was sitting on a bench, in evident ill humor, amusing himself by
throwing dirt and water on his yellow breeches. Monsieur de la Pincerie
had seized an old annuitant, to whom he was confiding his plans of
economy, trudging through the strawberry plants; Monsieur Gérard plucked
flowers for the ladies; Uncle Mignon looked for pins for his nieces;
Alfred, as a matter of habit, paid compliments to the young ladies who
were with him; Edouard talked little, but from time to time he sighed
as he walked about with Madame de Hautmont; and the widow, who could not
conceive that a man could sigh for another woman than herself, sighed
with him, leaning more heavily on his arm. Monsieur Berlingue examined
with a mocking air the colored lanterns and the dilapidated statues; the
Chevalier de Tantignac told a fable to every person that he met; and
Monsieur Férulus put everybody to flight, because he carried with him an
odor of cheese, which recalled too vividly the throwing of the discus.
Mademoiselle de la Pincerie had received Robineau’s homage civilly
enough at Saint-Amand; for Cornélie was nearing her twenty-eighth year,
and although she was the daughter of a noble family, the marquis’s
fortune consisted in little else than his economical projects; the tall
young lady had noticed that the attentions which were paid to her always
began and ended with compliments, and she was beginning to desire most
earnestly to be called madame. In truth, to save her self-esteem, the
family had agreed to say to all those people who expressed surprise that
the fair Cornélie had never married, that for family reasons they wished
to obtain a place for her Uncle Mignon first. But the uncle was becoming
quite as difficult to find a place for as his niece was to find a
husband for, and Cornélie no longer assumed such haughty airs with her
admirers. That is why she had smiled amiably at the new owner of the
château, who, although he was not of an old family, had at all events a
fortune with which she could make a show, and appear to much greater
advantage. They had prudently sent Uncle Mignon to the notary to make
inquiries concerning Robineau’s fortune; the notary at Saint-Amand knew
the new owner only from the fact that he had purchased the estate of La
Roche-Noire, and that Robineau asked him every day for considerable
sums, which were repaid to him by his confrère in Paris. From the mode
of life that the new lord was leading, one might well accredit him with
twice the amount that he really possessed; so that the notary answered
Uncle Mignon that he was a man who probably had fifty thousand francs a
year.
The uncle returned and imparted this news to his niece, jumping and
showing his teeth, because he too thought that a very wealthy nephew
would be of great assistance to him in procuring employment; and the La
Pincerie family accepted Robineau’s invitation with pleasure.
But Mademoiselle Cornélie had found Alfred much more fascinating than
the lord of La Roche-Noire; the unaffected bearing, the amiable manners,
and the lively tone of young De Marcey had caused Robineau to appear
more stupid and heavy than ever; and when she learned that the tall
young man was a baron and had an income of a hundred thousand francs,
she thought of nothing but making a conquest of him, because, in
addition to his physical advantages, there was fifty per cent. to be won
with him.
That is why she had dropped Robineau’s arm to run after Eudoxie, who had
seated herself under a clump of trees with Alfred and several other
ladies of the company, married and single.
Cornélie ran to them at a mincing gait, holding her hand to her heart,
and said:
"I don’t know what the matter is with me, but I am tired so soon."
They hastened to offer a seat to the young lady, who eyed from the
height of her grandeur the young women to whom Alfred had offered his
arm.
"These gardens are immense!" said Eudoxie; "but it seems to me that they
might have been arranged in a more mysterious way."
"Mesdames," said Edouard, "it is Monsieur Jules’s intention to arrange
them so; but he has not yet had time to carry out all the improvements
that he plans; so you must excuse him if his property is still somewhat
in confusion, for his keen desire to receive you did not allow him to
wait until everything was entirely finished."
"Ah! this gentleman is very agreeable," said one of the young women; "he
takes so much trouble to entertain us."
"Besides, mesdames," said Alfred, "you must remember that you are at a
bachelor’s house, and that quality should induce you to overlook many
things."
"That quality!" said Cornélie, pressing her lips together; "do you call
that a quality, monsieur?"
"It is at all events a condition which entitles one to be excused for
many thoughtless acts."
"You abuse the privilege sometimes, messieurs!" said Eudoxie, making
eyes at Edouard, who was gazing at the foliage.
"However," rejoined Alfred smiling, "I believe that our friend does not
intend to retain long that title upon which you ladies make war."
All the young ladies were silent and looked at the ground. There was a
moment’s pause, which Eudoxie broke, saying:
"Monsieur de la Roche-Noire is certainly very gallant; his fête is
delightful; if only he won’t have those vulgar peasants fight any more,
for that is a spectacle which I cannot endure."
"Well I would have liked to climb the greased pole!" said a little girl
of ten to her older sister.
"Oh! that would have been very nice, mademoiselle!" replied the sister;
"to do as that vulgar creature did and show your——"
The older sister suddenly checked herself and turned as red as a beet;
all the young ladies lowered their eyes once more. Renewed silence,
which amused the young men immensely.
"You gentlemen did not come with Monsieur de la Roche-Noire to the last
parties which were given in our town?" said Eudoxie, addressing Alfred.
"As we knew no one at Saint-Amand, mademoiselle, we thought that it
would be impertinent to try to obtain our own inclusion in invitations
which were addressed solely to the new owner of this estate."
"Why so, pray, monsieur? My father will certainly be charmed to become
better acquainted with Monsieur le Baron de Marcey."
"And with Monsieur Edouard de Beaumont," said Eudoxie.
"It is not de Beaumont." replied Edouard, with a bow, "it is Beaumont
simply."
"There speaks the modesty of a man of letters, who desires to owe his
reputation to his genius alone."
"Monsieur has something of my cousin the viscount’s look in his
features," said Cornélie, glancing at Alfred; "don’t you think so,
sister? In the eyes, and the shape of the mouth; but monsieur is even
better looking."
"I have heard a great deal about your works, monsieur," said Eudoxie to
Edouard; "and I am delighted to be in the company of the author of
compositions so well turned."
"These women are terrible with their compliments!" whispered Edouard in
Alfred’s ear. Luckily for the young men, Robineau bustled up to them,
crying:
"Dinner is ready, mesdames! Let us go to the dining-room, if you
please!"
Cornélie had approached Alfred, and put out her hand as if
absent-mindedly; but Alfred, paying no heed to Mademoiselle de la
Pincerie’s distraction, offered his arms to the two young women with
whom he had already been walking, and moved away with them. Thereupon
Cornélie abruptly took the hand that Robineau offered her; her anger
caused her to squeeze it violently; and Robineau, beside himself with
joy, kept repeating to her all the way:
"I am the most fortunate of mortals!"
They reached the banquet hall, which was decorated with festoons,
garlands and mottoes.
"This is very neat," said Madame Gérard.
"It is like Berthelemot’s," said Monsieur Berlingue.
"It is the salon of Apollo," said Monsieur Férulus, as he ushered each
guest in with a self-satisfied air.
"The salon of Apollo? What on earth does that mean?" rejoined Monsieur
Berlingue; "I did not know that Apollo presided at banquets."
"Is not monsieur aware, pray, that Lucullus had for his banquets several
rooms, each of which bore the name of some divinity? and that that name
also served to designate to the major-domo the amount that he was to
spend for the banquet? So that Lucullus had only to say in which room he
would sup, and the functionary knew the number of courses he was to
serve. Nero, going a step beyond Lucullus, built the famous house of
gold to give banquets in; Heliogabalus surpassed even Nero in the
magnificence of his feasts, where there were as many courses as there
were letters in the alphabet. Ah! you must agree, monsieur, after that,
that we do not know how to eat! Think of the Emperor Claudius Albinus,
who had for his breakfast five hundred figs, a hundred peaches, ten
melons, a hundred ortolans, forty oysters and a lot of grapes! of the
Emperor Maximin I, whose usual ration was sixty pounds of meat and
twenty-four pints of wine; so that he became so fat that he wore his
wife’s bracelets as finger rings. Think of——"
But Monsieur Férulus discovered that he was talking to deaf ears,
because they had all taken their places at the table; whereupon he ran
to the seat which he had caused to be reserved for himself, between
Uncle Mignon and Monsieur Moulinet; and Monsieur Férulus had ordered the
servants to place the large dishes in front of him, having told Robineau
that he would undertake the duty of carving.
The large armchair reserved for solemn occasions had been taken to the
dining-room, and Robineau had offered it to Monsieur de la Pincerie, who
had planted himself in it; and the elevation of the seat, added to his
tall stature, caused him to soar above the rest of the guests.
"Mon Dieu! How handsome my father is like that!" said Eudoxie, who had
found a way to sit beside Edouard; whereas Cornélie, seated between
Robineau and Monsieur Berlingue, sulked throughout the dinner, because
Alfred laughed and chatted with two young women between whom he was
sitting.
"Madame," said the Chevalier de Tantignac, who was at Eudoxie’s right,
"I was once at a dinner where everyone was seated on a chair the height
of which was proportioned to his merit; I actually touched the ceiling,
and the servants were obliged to stand on stilts in order to serve us."
"Who wants soup? Who has not any soup?" cried Monsieur Férulus, as if
speaking to his scholars.
"This is worthy of Heliogabalus," said Monsieur Berlingue.
"Oh! messieurs," said Monsieur de la Pincerie, after swallowing two
plates of soup, "I hope to entertain you with better dinners than this!
When I have completed my economical schemes, in which I prove that soup
can be made without meat, I will show you some amazing soup!"
"I trust that I shan’t dine with him that day," said Monsieur Berlingue
to his neighbor.
"You seem to be eating nothing, fair Cornélie?" said Robineau, with a
languishing glance at his neighbor.
"I am not hungry, monsieur."
"Ah! that is the way I was the day before yesterday!"
"Your friend Alfred seems to be in very high spirits."
"Yes, he’s a facetious fellow.—Will you have a little of the
vol-au-vent?"
"I will take just a taste of it."
"Monsieur Férulus, a taste of vol-au-vent for Mademoiselle de la
Pincerie."
Monsieur Férulus had a way of serving by which the choicest bits were
always left for himself.
"Who on earth is that gentleman who carves so well and serves us so
ill?" asked a young man to whom Férulus had as yet given nothing but
legs, necks and bones.
"He is a scholar, a philologist; he manages everything in the château."
"And eats everything too, I should say."
"He knows ten tongues."[10]
"Ah! in that case, I am not surprised that he eats so fast!"
"Who was it who arranged the guests in this way?" inquired Mademoiselle
Cornélie; "it seems to me that it’s a wretched arrangement."
"It was my librarian who undertook to do it; but I told him to place me
beside you, otherwise the whole thing would have seemed dull and
wretched to me.—You drink nothing! here is a certain burgundy——"
"Oh! the idea! Do you expect a woman to drink, and to be a connoisseur
in wine?"
"Mademoiselle is right," said Férulus, filling his glass; "wine is not
suited to the fair sex; Mecenius killed his wife because she had drunk
wine; in the time of Romulus, a woman having broken the seals of a
cellar, her kinsmen condemned her to die of starvation!"
"Oh! for heaven’s sake, let us alone with your Romans, monsieur!" said
Madame Gérard; "they were impertinent creatures if they prevented their
wives from doing as they chose!—Give me some wine, Monsieur Gérard."
"That woman has a very masculine tone," said Eudoxie, turning to
Edouard.—"Uncle Mignon, please fetch me my handkerchief, which I left
in the salon."
Uncle Mignon regretfully left the table to fetch his niece’s
handkerchief, and when he returned, Cornélie sent him to find her
reticule. Meanwhile, Monsieur Moulinet went into ecstasies over all that
was given him to eat, exclaiming:
"You have a delicious cook, Monsieur de la Roche-Noire."
"She is a woman," said Robineau; "she is a girl of great merit; it was
she who won the prize on the greased pole."
"We already know a part of her merits," said Monsieur Berlingue.
"In old days, that girl would not have remained in her kitchen," said
Férulus, "Sultan Osman made a gardener who planted cabbages well a
viceroy; Anthony gave a Roman citizen’s house to a cook, and Henry VIII,
King of England, raised to a post of honor a scullion who had cooked a
wild boar to a turn."
"Evidently," said Monsieur Berlingue in an undertone, "that fellow has
sworn to make us eat ancient history."
"I have a prodigious talent in the way of cooking," said Tantignac,
"although you might not think it. You may judge for yourselves. One day,
three of my friends came unexpectedly to dine with me, in an isolated
château where I was living; all my servants had gone out, and there were
no provisions in my castle. Well! what do you suppose occurred to me? I
had an old pair of leather breeches which I no longer wore, and I took
it into my head to regale my friends on them; I scraped and cleaned
them, put them into the kettle, and made such a delicious sauce for
them, that my guests and myself made an excellent dinner!"
"I see nothing so extraordinary in that," said Edouard, who was
beginning to weary of Monsieur de Tantignac’s lies; "once I entertained
a friend at breakfast with old sheets of parchment stewed à la
poulette."
"Oh! upon my word, monsieur," sneered the chevalier, "allow me to tell
you that that is a little too much! Parchment would never digest."
"Why, monsieur," said Edouard, "I allowed you to dine on leather
breeches; it seems to me that you might in return allow me to breakfast
just once on parchment!"
The company laughed heartily, and the Chevalier de Tantignac did not
breathe a word during the rest of the meal.
Cornélie was bored at the table, and she requested Robineau to hasten
the service, on the pretext that it was not good form to be a long while
at dinner; but Monsieur Férulus constantly invented some pretext or
found some quotation as an excuse for keeping the dishes which the
servants were about to remove. But at last they arrived at the dessert;
the ladies, who were burning with the desire to dance, were already
suggesting an adjournment to the ball room, when Monsieur Férulus rose
and observed in a solemn tone that he had something to sing on a subject
which could not fail to interest the company.
Everybody was silent and waited for him to begin; the librarian drank a
glass of madeira to give himself courage, and began, to the tune of the
lament of the Maréchal de Saxe, a eulogy of Robineau, in which he
compared him with Saturn, Sophocles, Cicero and Bayard. The guests
glanced furtively at one another, biting their lips. Uncle Mignon alone
stuffed himself with biscuits and macaroons, taking advantage of a
moment when his nieces left him undisturbed.
As it was plain after the third couplet that Monsieur Férulus did not
propose to stop, a faint murmur arose. Robineau, taking that for a sign
of approbation, lowered his eyes modestly, and said to Mademoiselle
Cornélie:
"He insisted upon singing these couplets. Certainly if I had suspected
that he would mention me, I would not have consented."
"Very well, monsieur, then tell him to hold his tongue, and order the
coffee at once."
Instead of ordering the coffee, Robineau tried to think how he could
demand an encore, as he had promised Férulus to do; but a part of the
ladies had already left the table, and the others soon followed their
example; the men made haste to drink their coffee, and Monsieur Férulus
discovered that he was singing for Uncle Mignon alone; even he was soon
called away by his nieces to tie something or other.
"Behold the results of a poor education," said Férulus to himself;
"these people put on airs and have no manners! I will go and sing my
couplets to Jeannette; she will listen to me or tell me the reason why."
The ball room was decorated as if for a distribution of prizes. The
musicians, seated upon raised benches, played false with distressing
self-assurance; but when it is a question of dancing, the ladies are
always indulgent. Monsieur Robineau opened the ball with Cornélie;
Alfred danced opposite them, which aroused a spirit of emulation in
Mademoiselle de la Pincerie, who executed her steps with such accuracy
that Robineau cried:
"She dances like a geometrician!"
Edouard did not care to dance; amid that crowd, that noise, all those
remarks exchanged but unheeded, his thoughts wandered far from the
château. But one must do like everybody else; the languishing Eudoxie
did not dance, as she found that exercise too violent for her nerves;
and to her great amazement Edouard left her to invite another lady.
Despite the accuracy of her steps, Mademoiselle Cornélie was not invited
by Alfred for the following dance. Indeed she came very near not dancing
at all, because Robineau had felt called upon to invite another partner;
but Uncle Mignon was always at hand to make himself useful; his niece
called him, and they took their places opposite Alfred, before whom
Mademoiselle Cornélie executed nothing but pirouettes.
They had reached the fourth dance when the explosion of a bomb announced
the fireworks.
"What! already?" said Robineau; "it is much too soon. François, go and
tell Monsieur Férulus not to set them off yet."
But Monsieur Férulus, to avenge himself for their refusal to listen to
his singing, had vowed that he would not allow the ball to last any
longer than the dinner. He had not awaited the message from François to
set fire to the suns and the pin-wheels; and when the valet came with
his master’s orders, the librarian replied:
"I am very sorry, but the fire is lighted and I can’t put it out."
When they found that the rockets and suns continued to go off, they
decided to leave the ball room and go into the garden where the
fireworks were in progress. In the confusion caused by this hurried
exit, the gentlemen escorted the first ladies whom they found; Edouard
had hurried out among the first, in order to avoid having Madame de
Hautmont on his arm. Alfred had led away one of Monsieur Moulinet’s
nieces, and Mademoiselle Cornélie, compelled to accept Robineau’s
escort, and convinced at last that all her airs and graces produced no
effect upon the young man who possessed a hundred thousand francs a
year, concluded that it would be prudent not to allow Robineau also to
carry his homage elsewhere; so she took his hand with a forced smile,
allowed herself to be led by him into the garden, and pretended not to
notice that he was taking her into a path which the rest of the company
were not following; and not until they reached a decidedly dark spot did
she say to him:
"Where in the world are you taking me, Monsieur de la Roche-Noire?
Really, you are a cruel man."
At the words "cruel man," Robineau fell at Cornélie’s feet, saying:
"I do not know what I am, but I do know that I adore you; your charms,
your dancing, your wit, everything combines to take me captive; I place
my fortune and my heart at your feet."
"Well, we will see; I think that—speak to my father."
"But you, ravishing Cornélie?"
"I—I—ah! Mon Dieu! there goes the bouquet, and we are not there!"
The company had in fact arrived only in time to see the bouquet fired,
and to receive a few rocket sticks in their faces; but, by way of
compensation, Mademoiselle Cheval, Jeannette, Cunette, Vincent, and the
scullions had had the best places, and had seen the whole display.
"This will teach them to go away when I am singing!" said Monsieur
Férulus to himself, rubbing his hands.
"We should have done as well not to have stopped dancing," remarked the
young ladies.
"It seems that these fireworks were discharged for the servants," said
Monsieur Berlingue.
Monsieur le Marquis de la Pincerie, who appeared with his brother Mignon
just as everybody else was returning, refused to believe that the
fireworks had been discharged in his absence; to convince him, Mignon
was forced to go out and pick up the sticks, the remains of the
cartridges, and bring them to him. The guests returned to the château to
resume their dancing, but when they reached the ball room they looked in
vain for the orchestra. At the noise of the bombs and rockets, the blind
man had fled and his two colleagues had disappeared with him. It is
difficult to dance without music, so that the fête came to an end much
earlier than had been expected.
Each family took its place in the carriage which had brought it. As
Monsieur de Tantignac’s horse had not returned to fetch his master, the
chevalier asked permission to make a tenth in the paper manufacturer’s
carriage. The chariot of Monsieur de la Pincerie received once more the
noble family. Madame de Hautmont entered it in a very bad temper because
Edouard had not offered her his hand, which she expected him to do, in
order to obtain an opportunity to ask permission to see her again. But
Robineau had almost carried Mademoiselle Cornélie to the carriage in his
arms, whispering in her ear:
"Prepare your father to listen to me."
At last, all the carriages, cabriolets and chariots had left the
château. Cunette closed the gates, calling after them: "God bless you!"
Vincent tossed his livery upon his bed. Alfred, fatigued by dancing, and
by the walks and conversations of the day, was delighted to retire.
Edouard was no less delighted to be left to himself, and free to abandon
himself to his thoughts; and Robineau returned to his apartment, saying
to Monsieur Férulus:
"It seems to me that the fête was rather fine, I hope that it will be
talked about for a long while."
"It will be cited a hundred years hence, monsieur, as a model to be
followed. But we did not remain long enough at table."
"And the ball ended much too early. Fancy those rascals of musicians
running away during the fireworks! Who in the deuce can have shown the
blind man the way?"
Monsieur Férulus made no reply, but he turned his head to conceal a
faint smile; then wished Robineau good-night; and he, thinking of the
superb Cornélie, decided to go to bed; for one must always end by doing
that after a day of festivity and enjoyment, as well as after a day of
toil and sorrow.