Aboon his skins he sat and rockit,
And fiercely up his bonnet cockit;
Then at ha' doors he crousely knockit
Withouten dread,
Till wives and bairns around him flockit,
But now he's dead.
Then he wad claw, and he wad hustle,
Till all the skins played rap and rustle;
While up his thighs, wi' devilish bustle,
Ran mony a ked;
Now they hae lost their eume and gustle,
Sin' Robin's dead.
De'il on the yaud, that I should ban!
That brak the neck of sic ane man;
Now wha will wucked dames traupan
Wi' siccan speed?
Or drive the hides to them wha tan,
Sin' Robin's dead?
Rob Paterson's Elegy.
On the same day that Douglas marched
his men up the Tweed towards Melrose,
and the Warden his troopers across the Border
to the siege of Roxburgh, a band
of twelve men and thirty horses came up
out of Eskdale towards Craik-Cross, the
most motely group that had ever been
seen traversing that wild country. The
men were dressed as English peasants of
the lowest order, with broad unshapely
hats, made of a rude felt of wool and hair
mixed; wide coarse jockey-coats that came
below their knees; and, instead of loops
or buttons, these were bound round the
middle with a broad buff-belt; the rest of
their dress was all conformable, save that
each of them had a noble broad-sword
girded by his side. Some of their horses
were loaden, some of them half-loaden,
and a few had scarcely any thing on their
backs at all. But no man will guess what
that loading consisted of. Not to keep the
reader in suspense, it was of nolt-hides;
that is, of cow-hides, oxen-hides, bull-hides,
and all sorts of hides that ever came
from the backs of cattle. There were raw
hides and dried hides, black hides and
white hides, hides with horns, and hides
without horns; and of these consisted their
loading, and nothing else.
The men alighted at Craik-Cross to bait
their horses, and the following conversation
ensued, which will let the reader into
the secret who these skin-dealers were, thus
strangely accoutred.
"Will Laidlaw o' Craik, ye're a gayan
auld-farrant chield. Come near me, and
sit down, and tell me gin ye can hae ony
guess what our master the Warden can be
wanting wi' a' thir confoundit ill-smelled
hides?"
"I hae puzzled my brain to nae purpose
about it, Dan Chisholm; but am convinced
it is some way connected wi' the
siege of that unlucky castle; and the maist
part o' us trows that they are for making
raip-ladders, or rather whing-ladders, for
climbing ower the wa's; an gin that be
the case, Dan, there will mony ane o' us
throw away our lives to little purpose."
"Now to hear you talk about fock
throwing away their lives! You that wad
risk your life for naething but a broken
crown every day o' the year. Why, Will
Laidlaw, I hae foughten often in the same
field wi' you afore this time, and I never
saw you set your life at a cow's horn,
let be the hide o' ane (for whilk we wad
gie a good deal the day.) I hae seen ye
ride from your ain party, when that wing
wasna hotly enough engaged, and blatter
into the very thickest and hettest part o'
the field, just girning and laying on like
some lang-nosed deil come out o' the pit.
But let me tell ye, Will o' Craik, it is a
sair fault o' your's, and it is a clagg o' the
hale clan,—the deil be your landlord, (as he
has already been mine, quietly,) gin the
hale tott o' ye be nae ill for saying ae
thing an' thinking another. If ane hear a
Laidlaw complaining of pinching and poverty,
ye may amaist be sure that he has
the best stockit mailings, and the best filled
beef-barrels in the country. If ye hear
him complaining, that the English are herrying
the Scots up, stoop and roop, ye may
rely on it the Scots hae been getting the
upper hand and enriching themsels; and
and if ye hear a Laidlaw pretending to be
averse to a foray or a battle, ye may depend
on it that his very knuckles are itching,
and his teeth watering, to be at it.—Na,
ye needna waul wi' your muckle een,
Will, for ye canna deny the thing; and it
is a d—n'd provoking gate ye hae."
"Hout, dear Dan! we just hae it by
kind to try what fock thinks on the subject
a wee; to sound them like, afore we tell
our hale minds. But a' comes aye freely
out ere the hinder-end. But the truth is,
about this that we were cracking, ye ken.
I dinna mind a bodle what the Warden be
gaun to do wi' the skins, provided he keep
his promise, and gie me a living English
cow for the hides of every three dead anes
that I bring him."
"There it goes now! There you go again!
Weel I ken ye carena ae doit about
the kye. Ye hae plenty o' baith kye and
ewes already, and, on the contrary, ye wad
gi'e them a' to ken what our chief is gaun
to be about wi' thir hides. But it is needless
to fight w'ye! Ye canna help that cross
gate o' expressing yoursel. Gin ever ye
be drowned we may seek you up the water.
There's ae thing, Will,—ye may see
the Warden means some general good to
us a' by this project, whatever it is, for he
has sent ae man o' every name to gather
up the skins o' his native district. Ae Oliver,
ae Armstrong, ae Laidlaw, ae Chisholm,
and twa o' the Redhoughs; for ye
ken he is always maist behadden to his ain
name. But what can be the meaning o'
this ugly disguise, I canna form a single
conjecture; and he is sae strick about it
too, that if ane o' us let oursels be found
out, we lose a' chance of reward or advantage.
Sae, Will, ye're unco weel kend about
Craik and Howpasley, and a' the links
o' Borthwick, and so am I about Castle-Wearie
and Chisholm, and thereabouts.
Gang ye into my father's house a' night,
and I'll gang to Craik; gather ye up the
hides o' Teviot, and I shall take Borthwick
in my road. My father will maybe be a
wee sweer to take ye in, but ye maun make
your way on him the best gate ye can; he
has the best stockit pantry on Teviot head,
but a bit of a Laidlaw's fault, complaining
aye maist when he has least reason. He
has a capital stock o' hides, but seeing that
English disguise he may deny them; therefore
try him first, and if he winna produce
them, gang up the burn about half a mile,
and in a lown crook, weel hidden frae a' the
world, ye'll find a bit housie wi' a dozen o'
good hides in it. If he winna gi'e you
them at a fair price, ye maun e'en take
them for naething, as it is a' for his ain advantage."
"Na, na, Dan. Weel I wat I'll do
nae sic thing! I wadna dispute wi' the
auld man, nor anger him for a' the hides in
the hale barony."
"There again! Aye the auld man!
Now, the Lord forgi'e ye; for ye never
met wi' him a' your life but ye
baith angered him and disputed wi' him.
But nae mair about it. Take ye Sandy
Pot o' the Burnfit, the queer hairum
skairum devil, Tam Oliver, Bauldy Elliot,
and Bauldy Armstrong wi' you; and I'll
take Jamie Telfer o' the Dodhead, Jock o'
the Delorrin, Jock Anderson o' nae place,
and Geordie Bryden o' every place, wi' me,—and
good luck to the skin trade!"
It was one of those sort of winter days
that often occur in January, when the weather
is what the shepherds call "in the
deadthraw," that is, in a struggle between
frost and thaw. There was a dark cloud
of rime resting on the tops of the hills, which
shrouded them in a veil impervious to vision
beyond the space of a few yards, and
within that cloud the whole height appeared
to be covered with millions of razors,
every pile of bent and heath being loaded
with ice on the one side, so that each had
the exact resemblance to a razor blade, all
of which appeared to be cast in the same
mould, and of the same beautiful metal.
The feet of the horses as they travelled
through this made a jingling noise, as if
they had been wading among crystal.
As they came lower down on the hills the
air became softer, and the ground was free
of those ice-candles; but an uncommon
gloom hung over holm and dale.
Old Peter Chisholm was walking on the
green to the westward of his house, looking
at his ewes coming bleating down from
among the dark foldings of the rime, and
saying to himself, "I wonder what can be
word o' thae dirty herd callants the day,
that they are letting the sheep come a'
stringing in lang raws, and rairing and
bleating, into the how o' the water that
gate. The country's in a loose state e'now,
for the strength is a' out o't; a raid o' thirty
stout English thieves wad herry the
hale water. An sic were to come this gate
the day, my stock wad be a' gane."
Peter was proud of his ewes for all that,
and, giving them a whistle, he threw the
plaid over his shoulder, set his broad bonnet
up before, and turned about to go
home to look after the shepherd lads. As
he turned his face to the north, he naturally
cast his eye up toward the Limycleuch
hills, where it instantly embraced the appalling
sight of Will Laidlaw o' Craik, and
his disguised compeers, with their fifteen
horses, coming stretching down the ridge,
right opposite to Pate Chisholm's hirsel of
bonny wheel-horned ewes. The old man's
eyes were dazzled in his head, and a paralytic
affection seized his whole frame.
"Lord pity us! Now see what's coming
yonder," said Peter: "I tauld them aye
what wad happen! but no ane wad heed
me! O dool to the day! A man may soon
hae muckle, and soon hae naething in this
wearifu' country. O Dan, Simon, and
Jock, the strength o' my house! wherefore
are ye a' gane and left your gear to gang
as it came! Dear bought! far sought! and
little for the haudding."
By the time Peter got thus far with his
soliloquy he was quite out of breath; for
he was not only walking fast, but he
was absolutely running towards home, with
a sore stoop, and knees bent much forward.
Still as he hobbled he continued to apostrophise
in short sentences, as he could gather
a little breath now and then to utter
a small portion of the concatenation of repulsive
ideas that presented themselves one
after another—"Naething but trash left—Heh-heh—Rob-in-Laid-law!—I hae seen—Heh-heh
the—day, but—Heh—that's—gane,—Lasses,
too!—Hoh—oh!—O ay!—Half—breed—bring—up—Oh—Dan—Dan,
&c. &c. Daughter! Bessy Chisholm—Heh!
Are ye therein? May Chisholm—where's
your titty? Poor tafferel ruined
tawpies! What are ye gaun gaindering
about that gate for, as ye didna ken whilk
end o' ye were uppermost?" "That's easily
kend father. What has come ower
ye? Hae ye seen a warlock that ye are
gaping and glowring at sic a dismal rate?"
"War than ony warlock, ye twa glaikit
idle hizzies. Off wi' jerkin and wilycoat,
and on wi' doublet, breeks, and buskins
instantly. Belt on bow, buckler, and
brand, and stand for life, limb, gear, and
maidhood, or a's gane in ae kink. O dool
be to the day! dool be to the day! What
are ye standing glinting, and looking at
ane anither there for? Cast your een up
to the Carlin-rigg, and see what's coming.
A' harried! ravaged! and murdered! Come,
come: Don your billies' claes; let us make
some show; it will maybe save something.
Warn the herd callants; let the stoutest of
them arm, and the weakest rin and drive
sheep and cattle an' a' out o' sight amang
the clouds. O dool to the day! Na, na;
for a' the houses that are in the country
here they come straight! Nae winning by
this place."
The lasses seeing their father in such a
querulous mood, and the motely troop fast
approaching, acquiesced in his mandate, and
without delay mounted themselves each
in a suit of their younger brother's clothes,
while old Peter stood over them to see that
they put all to rights, always giving such
directions as these: "Come, come, come!
strap, clasp, belt and buckle; and gude-sake
fauld up your cuffs. Your arms hing
at your shoulder blades as they were off
joint. Hout fie! hout fie! Wha ever saw
young chields hae sic luchts o' yellow hair
hingin fleeing in the wind? Come, come,
strap and string down; swaddle it round
wi' sax dizzen o' wheelbands, and fasten a
steel-belted fur cap ower aboon a'. Yare,
yare! Lord sauff us! Here they come!
What's to be our fate? Keep close for a
wee while."
"Hilloa! Wha hauds the house!" was
vollied from the door by the deep-toned
voice of Will Laidlaw.
"There's nae body in but me, and I
downa come to the door. Ye had better
ride on," cried old Peter, in a weak tremulous
voice.
"Wilt thou answer to thy name, or hast
thou a name to answer to?" said Will,
feigning to speak the broad Northumberland
dialect, which sorted very ill
with his tongue: "An thou be'st leel
man and true, coome and bid thee guests
wailcome. It is God speed, or spulzie wi'
thee in three handclaps."
"Spulzie, quo the man!" exclaimed Peter:
"The muckle fiend spulzie the unmannerly
gab that spake it!"—and with that
he came stooping over his staff, and coughing
to the door, speaking in a quavering
treble key. "A bonny like purpose! What
wad ye spulzie frae a poor auld man that
hasna as muckle atween him and the grave
as will pay for howking it, and buy a hagabag
winding sheet? Spulzie, quo he!
That is a good joke!—he—he—he, (cough)
hoh—hoh—hoh. I'm sae ill wi' that host!
Eh? wha hae we a' here? Strangers, I
think!
"Goodman, we were directed to your
house for a night's entertainment or two,
if you are the old rich yeoman ycleped
Patrick Chisholm of Castle-Weary."
"Na, na! I'm nae rich yeoman! I'm
naething but a poor herried, forsaken, reduced
auld man! I hae nae up-putting for
ought better than a flea. Ye had better
ride on down to Commonside. There's
plenty there baith for man and horse.
Come away, I'll set you down the length
o' the ford, and let ye see the right gate."
"Come neighbours, let us go away
as he says, We'll never make our quarters
good on this auld carle," said Sandy
Pot, in a whisper to his companions:
"And troth do ye ken I wad rather lie
at the back of the dike, before I imposed
myself on ony body. Od my heart's wae
for the poor auld niggard."
"Come away, lads, come away," cried
Peter. "The days are unco short e'now;
ye haena time to put off."
"Stop short there, my good fellow," cried
Laidlaw, "We have some other fish to fry
with you before we go. I am informed you
have a large stock in hand of the goods in
which we deal. You have had lucky lifts this
year. Plenty of good hides with you?"
"Rank misprision, and base rascally jests
on a poor auld man. Not a single hide
about the hale town, foreby the ane on my
back," cried old Peter.
"My orders are, worthy old yeoman, to
give fair prices to such as produce their
hides," said Laidlaw. But whoever refuses,
I am obliged to search for them; and if I
find any I take them at my own price."
"O dear, honest gentlemen, I downa
joke wi' ye: hoh, hoh," coughed Peter.
"Gin ye be for a place to stay in a' night,
come away as lang as it is daylight."
"Why, with your leave my good fellow,
we must lodge with you to-night. Hearth-room
and ha'-room, steed-room and sta'-room,
is the friendly stranger's right here.
Small things will serve: a stone of English
beef or so, and two or three pecks of oats."
"Beef, quoth the man? Ye may as weel
look for a white corby as beef in my pantry,
or aits in my barn. Will ye no come
away."
"Not till I makes a search for your nolt
hides, honest yeoman. To that am I
bound."
The four skin-dealers next the door
alighted and went in, leaving their horses
with the other two, who went and put
them up in a good large stable with plenty
of stalls. Peter ran back to the house
in perfect agony, speaking to himself all
the way. "They are very misleared chaps
thae. They maun surely either be Low
Dutch, or else sutors o' Selkirk, that they
are sae mad about skins. I little wat how
I am to get rid o' them."
The two lasses appeared armed cap-a-pee
like two young men; and though
Bess was Will Laidlaw's own sweetheart,
he did not recognize her through
the disguise, neither did she once suspect
him. The two made a little swaggering
about the pelt-dealers as they called
them entering the pantry, but not choosing
to measure arms with them, the weak suffered
the strong to pass; and Will having
his cue, soon discovered the huge barrels
of beef below the ground, with empty ones
above them. Old Peter shed tears of
vexation when he saw this huge and highly-valued
store was all discovered, but had
not a word to say for himself, save now and
then "A' fairly come by, and hardly won;
and there is nae right nor law that says
honest men should be eaten up wi' sorners.
May ane speir where ye come frae,
or by wha's right ye do this!"
"Why man dost thou no hear and dost
thou no see that we're coome joost from
Nworthoomberland!"
"Aha!" thought Peter to himself;
"English thieves after a! I had some
hopes that I could distinguish Scots tongues
in their heads. But a's gane, a's gane!"
"Now auld yeoman, if thou hast a word
of trooth in thee, tell us where the hides
are, and we will pay thee for them."
"No ae hide about the town. No ane,
either little or muckle."
"Why soore am I them coos doodnae
coome to thee withoot heydes, did they?
That I can answer for, they had a' heydes
and bonns baith when they came from
hwome."
"Waur than ever! Waur than ever!"
exclaimed Pate Chisholm to himself as
he sought another apartment: "The very
men that the kye were reaved frae come
to take revenge! Callant, come here and
speak wi' me. Haste to a neighbour's
house, and raise the fray. We shall never
be a' quietly put down wi' half a dozen."
"Dearest father," said May, "I dinna
think the men mean ony ill, if ye wad be
but civil."
"Civil or no civil, wench, it is as good
to have half a dozen armed men lying concealed
near us," said Peter: "An we dinna
need them, the better. Rin your ways,
and gar raise a' the auld men and the young
lads in the two neist towns, for there is
nae ither left. Pith's good in a' play."
The maid did as she was ordered, and
Peter, seeing that no better would be,
tried to compel himself to a sort of civility,
which, however, sat on him with a very
bad grace. But, hides! hides!—nothing
but hides was the burden of their enquiries;
while Peter durst not for his
life produce the hides, deeming that every
man would know the hides of his own
kine, and wreak tenfold vengeance on himself
and household. He knew not, he
said, what his son Dan, who took care of
all these matters, had made of them,—sold
them he supposed to the curriers and sutors
of Selkirk,—and more than this Pate
would not acknowledge. There was no
other thing for it, nor perhaps did Laidlaw
want any thing else, than for him and
his companions to walk up the burn and
make a seizure of the whole of Peter's excellent
hides, with which they returned
loaden to his dwelling. His confusion and
distress of mind were most appalling when
Laidlaw spread them all out before him,
and asked in a very particular manner to
be informed where he had got them. O!
Peter knew nothing about them. They
were not his at all. He did not know to
whom they belonged. But he would not
stand to speak, turning his back always
on the men, and hasting away, coughing
and speaking to himself. He could have
seen these presumptuous skin-men roasted
on a brander, for they had now put
him out of all patience, and all hope!
"Pray thee now, mine good friend, inform
me this," said Laidlaw; "Did'st thou
nwot get this seame fleckered one, and this
brwoad one here, on the third of the last
mwonth; and here's wother three, did'st
thou nwo get them on the twentieth of
the seame mwonth? Now tell me this I
say? Why where is thou gwoing groombling
inte theesel? Turn about thee feace
to the heydes, and answer to the pwoint."
"Aff hands is fair play," said old Pate:
"I winna be forced wi' ony unmannerly
English lown that ever I saw atween the
een;" and with that he heaved his staff and
struck Laidlaw across the shoulders, and
over the steel bonnet repeatedly, who was
like to burst with repressed laughter, but
still persisted in his queries.
"What ails the owld catwiddied carle,"
said he, "that he winno answer a ceevil
question? I's jwost wanting to tauk to
thee aboot boosiness, and thou flees out in
a reage and breaks me head. Come tourn
again, and tell me when and where thou
got'st this one, see, this wheyte one here!
What's 't moombling at? Wolt thou tell
me the price of them, then?"
"I want to hae naething to do wi' you,
and as little to say to you; therefore, gang
about your business, and dinna plague a
poor auld unfeiroch man. The gate is
afore ye, and your company's wanted elsewhere."
Will would take none of those hints;
he followed his uncourteous host about and
about, till at last he fairly holded him beyond
the fire; and then he took his seat over
against him and conversed on, while his
companions dropped in one by one and
joined in it. For a while they got it all
to themselves, but at length Pate, not being
able to make better of it, suffered himself
to be drawn in by degrees to join them,
still preserving the same strain of disingeniousness.
They asked who the two handsome
striplings were that attended him,
and spread the board with provisions? He
answered that they were two sons of his
own. "Sons of thine?" said Laidlaw,
"Whoy, what are their neames?" "Simon
and John," answered he; "or rather Sim
and Jock, for that's how we ca' them."
"Whoy, mon, that is the queerest thing
I ever heard," said Laidlaw: "Then thou
hast two swons of the neame of Jock, and
other two of the neame of Sim, for I saw
two of that neame, strapping youths, in the
Warden's camp."
Peter wist not well what answer to
make; and, therefore, only added, "Ay,
Ay! Were you in the Warden's camp?
Then tell me, is their ony word frae my
son Dan?"
"Ay man, I can tell thee sic news of
Dan as thou never heard'st; he has sitten
at his supper hand and neive wi' the deil."
At these words one of the young men behind
them (May Chisholm to wit,) uttered
a suppressed scream, and from that moment
Will Laidlaw smelled a rat, and soon
discovered his own beloved Bess Chisholm
standing gazing at him as he related the
wonderful story of her brother's adventures
with the devil, the warlock, and the
three evil spirits; of his race with those
infernals along the marble pavement of
the air; his transformation into a horned
beast; and of his eating and drinking with
the prince of darkness. But the two striplings
were most of all shocked at hearing
of the devil's burning stomach, and
how the wine fizzed as it went down.
After listening and wondering while all
these things were in relation, Bess said to
the skin-dealer next to her, who chanced
to be Sandy Pot, "Pray, Sir, when you
were in the camp of Sir Ringan Redhough,
did you note a brave trooper, a friend of
ours, named Laidlaw?"
"Oh, yes, that I did," said Sandy: "I
know him well." This was a glorious joke
for Pot, and his comrades were afraid he
would persevere in it till he put their secret
out altogether.
"How is he reported in the army?"
said she: "Is it still alleged that he is the
bravest and most successful battler in the
baron's array?"
"Bottler, I suppose you mean," said
Sandy, "for as to his battling, God mend
that. He is not noted for ought that
I ever heard of, except for keeping a flunkey,
or a wall-i'-the-chamber, as the
Frenchmen ca' it; and it is reported thro'
all the army, that that wally o' his is an
English girl. I can tell you that your
neighbour, Will Laidlaw, is notorious for
nothing else beside this."
"It is false as thyself, and thy perjured
ungenerous nation," said the disguised
maiden. "I know my friend to be honour's
self, and of a house whose courage
and integrity were never called in question.
The man that dares to slander him
had better do it somewhere else than in
my presence, and under my father's roof.
But I degraded him myself, by putting
his name into the mouth of such a mean
forager as thou art! The man whose actions
are base, always accuses the brave
and generous of deeds such as his own."
"Bless me, what ails the chiel?" said
Sandy, laughing good humouredly:—"What's
the great ill o' keeping a wally?
I aince keepit ane mysel, there's nae doubt
o't, till my uncle, Gideon Scott, set up his
birse, and gart me part wi' the creature."
The rest laughed at Sandy being put
out of countenance by the indignant stripling;
but Bessy Chisholm turned on her
heel, and walked out at the door, muttering
expressions about vulgarity, raw hides,
and maggots; and Will Laidlaw, not able
to contain himself, rose and walked out
after her, in a visible state of mental agitation.
As he approached the stable door
quietly, into which she had turned, he
heard her saying to herself. "Laidlaw keep
an English mistress in disguise! No, the
fellow is a poltroon, and a liar, and I will
not believe it." Will entering at that moment,
seized her hand between both his,
and kissed it, saying, in a passionate style,
"My own dear and high-spirited Bess
Chisholm still!"
Never was there seen such a statue of
amazement! The tones of the voice, now
uttered in its natural key, were familiar to
her. But the figure that uttered them!
To be addressed in that style by a great
burly thief of an English skin-buyer,
outwent all comprehension. She was in
a man's dress, be it remembered,—and
there she stood, with her face half raised,
her ruddy lips wide apart, and her set eyes
of lucent blue showing a mixture of astonishment
and disdain. "What? what?
Sir," was all that she could say, until the
ragamuffin figure reminded her of the
weaponshaw at Mountcomyn, and some
love-tokens and vows, of which none knew
save one. But, with a woman's natural
caprice, she now was angry at him in turn
having discovered her true sentiments, and
refused to acknowledge him as her lover
in that hateful disguise, unless the meaning
of it was explained to her. He told her,
that the meaning of it was unknown to
himself; that he took it at his captain's
command; but that his fortune depended
on the secret being kept.
"There you are safe, at all events,"
said she; "and it is well you have disclosed
yourself in time, for my father has raised
the country, and it is not improbable
that, before to-morrow, you should have
been all dead men."
"I think we have been in greater jeopardies,"
said he: "But in the mean time
keep up your disguise, that my comrades
may not discover your sex;—and we two
must have some private discourse during
the night, for I have much to say to you."
"Not I, master, I winna court ae word
wi' a man in the dress of a vulgar English
boor; for it is sae hatefu' to me, I can like
nought that's within it. Ah me! I wot
ill how it is; but I think I hardly detest
it sae sair already."
"My bonny, haughty, pawkie, sweet
Elizabeth!" cried Laidlaw.—But Isaac the
curate says, that, being himself a married
man, he could not go on with all the overcharged
outrageous stuff that passed between
these two fond lovers; so he passes
it over, as well as the conversation at their
evening meal, which Bess took care to
make a plentiful and savoury one; and in
the mean time, she was in such high spirits
herself, that the troopers, who did not
know her, took the young man for the
most swaggering puppy they had ever seen.
She challenged Sandy Pot to fight her
with single rapier, knowing well that
Laidlaw would find some means of preventing
it; but it was evident that old
Peter thought her entirely out of her senses,
for he tried to get her away from about
the house to the residence of one of the
neighbouring gentlemen yeomen for the
night, but the experiment was vain.
When he saw such a goodly supper, or
dinner, (for they were both in one,) set
down to these uncouth, and, to him, unwelcome
guests, he could not contain his
chagrin, and at first refused to turn out to
the board, or partake with the rest. But
when he saw that the good fare would all
go, he grew as restless as if he had been
sitting on pins, till Bess, who knew his
way, took him by the arm, and pretended
to force him jocularly out to the table.
But Peter was not ill to force; for in place
of receding, he made all the haste into the
head of the board that he could, though
at the same time always repeating, "I tell
ye, callant, it is downright wastery." He,
however, plied as good a knife and as good
a horn-spoon as any of them all.
While they were yet busily engaged at
their meal, the tramp of horses was heard
approaching the door in a cautious and
uncertain manner, and by a circuitous way.
The two disguised maids, (whom, by-the-by,
we should distinguish by the names of
Sim and Jock, as they sustained these
that night,) were standing eating at the hall-dresser,
behind the backs of the troopers;
and when the trampling was first heard,
Jock grew as pale as death, but Sim, who
knew what guests were within, which
the other did not know, shewed a courage
so undaunted, that it appeared wonderful
to all present, save one, but to Jock in particular:
"O ho! The nearer night the
mae beggars," cried Sim. "Who have we
next?"
"That beats ought I ever heard in my
life!" exclaimed Pate: "I think the fock
be gane distractedly mad! What brings
them a' here? Is there no another ha' house
and pantry in the hale country but mine?
It is hard to be eaten out o' house and
hald wi' sorners and stravaegers this gate.
May Liberton's luck befa' the hale o' them.
Callant Jock, set by that meat out o'
sight." "Stop for a wee bit, an ye like,
goodman," said Bauldy Armstrong: "It is
best aye to do ae thing afore another."
By this time the dialogue had commenced
in the court; Simmy went briskly to the
door by himself, and demanded of the
strangers who they were, and what they
wanted? They answered, with hesitation,
that they supposed they had lost their way,
and requested to know who held the house,
and how it was called? "The house is held
by my father, a leel Scottish yeoman," said
the youth; "and already full of strangers
to the door, as well as every stall of his
stable with their horses. Pass on your
way, and peace be with you." "Did not I
tell you we had lost our way," said the first
speaker, riding up to the door. "Pray,
who are the strangers within? We have
lost a party of our friends."
"The men are from the south, master:
free-traders, they may be called. Men of
horns, hides, and hair, Sir. You, I suppose,
are of the same profession?" "Precisely
of the same," said the stranger, alighting
from his horse, and entering the house.
He was followed by other two, for there
were but four in all, and the fourth was a
a boy whom they left holding their horses.
When they came in upon Peter and his
jolly hide-merchants, they were visibly
disappointed, and viewed the grotesque-looking
group with marked curiosity.
These were not the men they expected
to have found, that was evident; but
perceiving their English habits, they
ventured to address them. They were answered
in blunt cutting terms; for our
troopers knew, although the disguise prevented
their being known again. Having
learned the name of the house and its
owner, they began forthwith to inquire if
any thing of a young nobleman had been
seen at that place, with such and such attendants;
for they had traced them to
that very house, they said, and if the possessors
could give no account of them they
would be held as responsible. Old Peter
said, there were so many people came to
that house, that it was impossible he could
tell a tale of one of them distinct from another;
but the intrepid Sim, knowing his
back friends, told him the whole story in
a few words, and then asked them in turn
what they had to say concerning it.
"Whoy, I has joost to say this, young
chap, that I am to boond thee and all the
faymilie, and carry you all to answer before
a meeting of the wardens."
"Ay, and it is prwoper reyght and
prwoper reason too, that they should,
friend," said Laidlaw, pretending to take
his part, to see what he would say. Will
knew the three men to be three notorious
English thieves, of the set of the Halls
and Reids, and that they could not, in
fact, be sent in search of the Lady Jane
Howard; but he could not divine their
motive for coming there, or making the
inquiry; therefore he took the Northumberland
tongue as well as he could, and
encouraged them in conversation till a
late hour. Yet he could learn nothing;
only he was sure they were come about
no good end. As for old Peter, when he
saw two parties of Englishmen come upon
him, and heard that they laid their
heads together, he gave himself and all
that he had up for lost; and hoping to
conciliate their favour in some measure,
he actually intreated these last comers to
sit down and share of the remnants of
their supper, which they did in a right liberal
manner, while Peter went out and
in to learn the news. He found by this
time nine men, well armed, assembled in
the barn, that had gathered from the
neighbouring houses, whose inhabitants
were all bound to rise and assist one another
on any emergency. These were
mostly old men or very young ones, the
flower of the Border districts being all in
the Warden's camp. Will likewise informed
his sweetheart privately of his suspicions;
and perceiving that the strangers
were extremely well mounted, and heavily
armed, he desired her, if possible, to
find means of concealing their horses.
This the supposed Sim soon effected. The
boy still held them at forage by the side
of the old castle-wall; and he being
brought in, and set down to supper, some
of those in the barn were warned to take
the horses quietly to the concealed house
up in the hollow burn. They were soon secured
there; and the thieves perceiving
that no one left the house, never had the
smallest suspicion of any trick, the boy
being fast asleep behind the board. At
length all of them grew drowsy, andbegan
to compose themselves to rest as they
best could, save two fond lovers, that were
whispering their vows and their secrets to
each other in the little chamber mentioned
in a former part of this history.
About midnight, when all was quiet,
these two heard the cry of Welhee! Welhee!
from a neighbouring mountain, which
in a short time was returned from two different
places in the valley.
"Now, I will lay my neck in wad," whispered
Will to his sweetheart, "that there is
a thief-raid to-night; and that these three
have either come here to watch you, or to
cut your throats in case of resistance; or perhaps
they may have indeed lost their party
in the mist. But this I ken, neither a Reid
nor a Hall ever came thus far into Scotland
for good. If the fray rise, take you
the command, and fear nothing. My
friends and I will defend you, and clear
your way."
"But what shall we do, dear Laidlaw,
with these three moss-troopers and the
boy?"
"We must either slay or bind them
the first thing we do, or perhaps leave
them to waddle to the hills in their armour
on foot the best way they can."
The maiden's heart trembled at the
thoughts of what lay before her; as for
old Pate, he kept going out and in like a
restless spirit; and if he had not lost his
daughter, and knew not where she was,
he proposed to have fastened doors and
windows, and burnt all the nine Englishmen
where they lay, for he had no faith
in any of them, and weened them all come
for the purpose of ruining him. As he was
going about preparing matters for this
laudable purpose, one of the shepherd
lads came with the fray, and related a dismal
tale. He said, that he and his companions
had driven out all the sheep and
cattle to the heights among the mist, as
they had been commanded; that in the
course of the evening they heard many
calls and whistles around them; and just
as the moon rose, a band of English thieves
came round them, and drove them all off
towards Bilhope-head. Peter's assembled
friends advised him to take the skin-men's
fifteen horses, and what remained at home
of his own, and ride off and try to recover
the prey, without alarming his dangerous
guests; but Peter was bent on fastening
the doors, and burning them skin and
bone, for, he said, they would never get so
easily quit of them. The two anxious
lovers hearing a bustle without, opened
the casement, and overheard a part of these
perplexed words and reasonings. Then
hastening out to join counsel, they raised
the fray openly. The heroic Sim flew to
horse, and desired all that were friends to
the Scots to follow, while Laidlaw addressed
his compeers, saying, "Up, lads, and
let us ride; our host must not be herried
while we are under his roof."
"No, no!" exclaimed the thieves, all
in a breath; "he must not be herried and
we under his roof;" and no one appeared
in half such hurry as they were to mount
and be gone.
"Stop short, my good fellows, till I
speak with you for a minute," said Laidlaw:
"Make me sure which side you
will take before you go, else one foot you
stir not from that fire-side. I know you
for Anthony Reid of Whickhope, and
those for two of your cousins of Tersithead,
and shrewdly suspect you to be at
the head of the foray."
Anthony drew his sword: so did Laidlaw.
But the English troopers were bold
and desperate fellows; and before Laidlaw's
friends could gather round him to
his assistance, the three having covered
themselves with their bucklers, forced
their way out, back to back, and ran Sandy
Pot through the left shoulder, who
pressed on them too rashly. When they
missed their horses, and saw that they
were clean gone, they foamed like as many
furies, and, setting their backs to the wall,
swore they would fight it out. The combat
might have been attended with much
bloodshed, had not all the people rushed
from the barn, and overpowered them.
They were then taken into the house and
bound, while Pot and May Chisholm, alias
Jock, were left as guards on them, with
orders to kill the first that should offer to
loose either himself or any of his companions.
This whole scene was quite beyond
Peter Chisholm's capacity. He could in
nowise conceive how the one party of
Englishmen assisted with such energy in
detecting and binding the others. Still
he was any thing but satisfied; the matter
having outgone his comprehension, as well
as that of all his associates, save one.
They now mounted without delay, and
rode with all manner of speed toward the
Pass of the Hermitage, by which path
they supposed the droves must necessarily
proceed; and just as they went down
the Redcleuch, leading their horses, they
saw the cattle passing at the foot of it.
The party amounted scarcely to their own
number; but the sheep-drivers were not
come in view; so they mounted their horses,
and instantly mixed with the men behind
the drove, without offering to stop the
cattle. At the same time they placed a
guard of two farther behind, to prevent all
intelligence from passing between the two
parties. When this was effected, Simmy
challenged the cattle as his father's, and
desired the drivers to give them up; but
to this the captain of the gang, whose name
was Gabriel Reid, the younger brother of
Anthony, and captain in his absence, only
mocked, imitating the sharp treble notes
of the petulant younker, and telling him
that he would not give them up for three
score such men as he was, else he was better
than he looked. As he said this, however,
he kept a curious eye on the rough
exterior of the tall athletic English peasants
by whom the youth was surrounded,
which Laidlaw perceiving, accosted him
in his feigned tone.
"Whoy, friend, we are countrymen of
thee own, and know thee full weel. Thou's
Gabriel Reid of Trochend. But thee billy
Anty is taken prisoner this seame mworning,
and if thou disna gie up the kie, his
head will be chappit off, as weel as these
of thee twa coosins the Ha's. Sae thou
hast ney choice left but to yield up thee
ill gotten gain."
"And what dog art thou, that takest
part against thee own countrymen?" said
Reid.
"Oo, I's a dealer in the leather line, as
weel as all my friends there. We have our
free passages and warranty for the good of
both countries; but we are honest men,
and by chance were lodged in the house of
the owner of these coos, and must see joostice
doone to him. I boond thee brwother
with mee own hands."
"Then the devil bind thee, thou traitor
knave! and for thee reward, this to thy
harnpan!" said Gabriel, drawing out his
sword, and attacking Laidlaw without
more ado. Will, who was never backward
at a brulzie, received the encounter without
flinching, and, calling for fair play and
elbow-room, both proceeded to decide the
day by single combat, while the rest drew
aloof and looked on, encouraging them
only with cheers and applausive words.
Laidlaw was mounted on Anthony Reid's
gallant steed, which Gabriel remarked,
and that added to his rancour against the
skin-man at least ten degrees. The ground
was exceedingly bad, so that they could
not wheel for weapon-space without a parley;
but neither would ask it. They fought
close together, first with their sword-blades,
and afterwards, as their horses came
in contact, they dashed each other with
their hilts. Both were slightly wounded,
but Laidlaw rather had the worst of it.
"Beshrew thine heart, if thou hast been a
skin-merchant all thy life," said Gabriel, as
he turned his horse in the path for another
encounter. They had now changed sides,
and this encounter was longer and more
inveterate than the first. Laidlaw not being
quite master of his mighty and furious
steed, was twice in imminent danger, losing
his broad slouched hat in the struggle,
the crown of which was cross-barred with
steel.
Poor Sim had changed colours ten times
since the combat began; and, on seeing
this last struggle, he lost all command of
himself, and rushed with his sword drawn
to Laidlaw's rescue. Himself, did I say?
alas, no one knew the true sex, save her
lover, and no one interfered till she was
met by an English trooper half-way, who
unhorsed and wounded her with as much
ease, of course, as she had been a child.
Will's eye caught the first glance of her,
as she was falling, and galloping up to the
rescue, bare-headed as he was, he clove the
trooper's burgonet, and slew him at the
first stroke. Reid followed him up; but
Laidlaw's spirit, now fully proportioned to
the high mettle of his steed, was a match
for any thing. He rode against his antagonist
with all his fury, and having the
advantage of the brae, overthrew horse and
man, and galloped over them. Then throwing
himself from his horse, and seizing the
forlorn warrior by the throat, called out
with a voice of fury,—"Rescue or no rescue?"
"No rescue! Redsdale to the fray!"
was the resolute and fatal reply. Will
could not stand to reason any more at that
time, so, without more ado, he ran him
through the body, and flew to the rescue
of his beloved and heroic Elizabeth, for
there the combat began to thicken. She was
on her feet ere he arrived, and well guarded,
and, mounting her palfrey, she bade
her lover head the fray, and pay no regard
to her, for she was nothing the worse. He,
however, saw the blood upon her bassonet,
and was roused to perfect fury. The battle
now became general; but it was no regular
engagement, being scattered here and there
through all the drove—some fought before
the cattle, some behind them, and some in
the middle. It was reported, that at one
time there were fifteen single combats all
going on at the same instant. Therefore,
to have been an engagement on a small
scale, it proved a very bloody one, many
being slain and wounded on both sides.
But the tremendous skin-merchants bore
down all before them wherever they went.
These were inured to battle, while the
thieving moss-troopers, as well as the hinds
on the Scottish side, were only used to desultory
warfare. The bare-headed leather-merchant,
in particular, was a dismal sight
to the forayers, for having soon rid himself
of his first antagonists, he continued
galloping about the field wherever he saw
two engaged, and cut down all of the adverse
party as he went, or rode them down,
giving, with every stroke, a hard grin and
a grunt. The men thought the devil was
come among them, or else that he had
fairly taken possession of a skin-merchant;
and, giving up the contest, a few of them
tried to escape by flight, which they did
by quitting their horses, and gaining some
inaccessible ground. The drivers of the
sheep likewise made their escape, for they
found the droves deserted in the Hope.
The weakest of the men having been left
behind with them, they had come in view
of the field of combat, and, marking how
it terminated, had sped them away out of
danger.
Chisholm's party brought home five prisoners
with them, twelve English horses
well caparisoned, and all the prey, save
one ox that Will Laidlaw had ridden over
and slain in the plenitude of his wrath.
The Scots had no fewer than nine killed
and grievously wounded out of their small
party, of whom one of the latter was the
brave and lovely Bess Chisholm, who was
so faint, that Will was obliged to carry
her all the way home on his horse before
him, clasped to his bosom, he not failing
to kiss her pallid cheek many a time by
the way, while all the rest wondered at
Laidlaw's great concern about the youth.
When Peter saw his child borne into the
house pale and wounded, he lost all recollection
of the secret of her sex, and cried out
"O my poor Bess! my dear daughter!
What had I ado making a man of thee!
Thy blood is on thy old father's head.
"Alas, for my beloved daughter!"
"Daughter!" exclaimed they all again
and again, "Daughter!" re-echoed Will
Laidlaw, as if he had not known well before.
"Daughter?" cried the skin-men: "Have
we then been led to the field by a maid?
Shame on our heads that suffered the overthrow!
against the rules of chivalry as her
attempt was! Alas, for the gallant and
high spirited young dame!"
They put her to bed, and dressed her
wounds, and from all appearances had high
hopes that she was more afraid and fatigued
than hurt. She soon fell into a quiet slumber,
in which they left her, and retired to
take some refreshment, and talk over their
morning's adventure. It turned out as
suggested, that their three prisoners were
the three chief men of the gang, who had
completely lost themselves and all traces of
their companions among the mist; and having
heard a report of the seizure formerly
made at that place, they cunningly tried
to pass themselves off as messengers sent
in search of the lost travellers. If they had
been with their own party, that would have
proved an overmatch for the Chisholms.
The Reids and Halls had been herried of
their whole live stock by the Warden's
people, and learning that the greater part
of it was driven up into these mountains,
they naturally wanted to make some reprisals
and recover their own again. Had
it not been for their misfortune in separating,
and the exertions of the gallant hide-men,
they would have effected their purpose
with the utmost ease. It proved a
luckless raid for them, for they lost all their
horses, the greater part of their men, and
the chief, squire Anthony, and six of his
friends, were sent prisoners to the castle of
Mountcomyn.
The country people at Chisholm's board
were loud in praise of the skin-men, and of
their trusty and gallant behaviour; in particular,
they averred that Laidlaw had killed
the half of the thieves with his own
hand, for that he rode about the field like
a resistless angel, destroying all before him.
When Peter heard that he fought so valiantly
for the recovery of his stock, and
regained his darling daughter's life, his
heart warmed toward him, and he bid him
ask any thing of him he chose that was in
his power to give, and he should not be
said nay. Will at once asked the maid
whose life he had saved for his wife. Peter
hesitated, and said it was hard to bestow
the flower of all the Chisholms on an English
skin-merchant, a man who seemed to
have neither house nor name, or was
ashamed to own them. However, as he
had proved himself a warrior and a hero,
Peter consented, provided the maid grew
better, and was herself satisfied with the
match. Will said he asked her on no other
terms, and went ben to see her before he
departed. She was still sound asleep, or
pretended to be so; therefore, unwilling
to disturb her, he breathed a blessing over
her, and impressed two or three warm affectionate
kisses on her lips. As he came
away he felt a slight pressure of her arms
around his neck.
When Sandy Pot learned that the lovely
youth with whom he had watched the
prisoners all the night and morning of the
battle was a maid, and the younger sister
of his gallant friend Dan, Sandy's wound
grew so ill that he could not be removed,
so he remained where he was, and the
other four went off with their uncouth
loading. They found Dan Chisholm at
Hawick waiting for them in the utmost
impatience, having collected no fewer than
twenty horse-loads of hides, every one of
them in size like a hay-stack; and away the
motely train marched and joined the Warden
on the night after his arrival before the
walls of Roxburgh.