Ten P.M. The 'phone is ringing and the
sleepy doctor gets out of bed and goes to answer
it.
“Hello.”
No response.
“Hello!”
Silence.
“Hello!!”
“Is this Doctor Blank?”
“Yes.”
“I want you to come out to my house—my
wife's sick.”
“Who is it?”
“Jim Warner. Come just as—”
A click in the receiver.
The doctor waits a minute. Then he says
“Hello.” No answer. He waits another minute.
“Hell-o!!”
Silence. “Damn that girl—she's cut us off.”
He hangs up the receiver and rings the bell
sharply. He takes it down and hears a
voice say leisurely, “D'ye get them?”
“Yes! What in h-ll did you cut us off for?”
“Wait a minute—I'll ring 'em again,” says
the voice, hasty and obliging, so potent a thing is
a man's unveiled wrath. She rings 'em again.
Soon the same voice says, “Are you there yet,
Doctor?”
“Yes, now what is it!”
The voice proceeds and the doctor listens putting
in an occasional “Yes” or “No.” Then he
says, “All right—I'll be out there in a little bit.”
He hangs up the receiver and his wife falls
asleep again. The doctor dresses and goes out.
The house is in darkness. All is still. In about
five minutes Mary is suddenly, sharply awake.
A slight noise in the adjoining room! She listens
with accelerated heart-beats. The doctor
has failed to put on the night latch. Some thief
has been lying in wait watching for his opportunity,
and now he has entered. What can she
do. Muffled footsteps! she pulls the sheet over
her head, her heart beating to suffocation. The
footsteps grope their way toward her room!
Great Heaven! A hand fumbles at the door
knob. She shrieks aloud.
“What on earth is the matter!”
O, brusque and blessed is that voice!
“John, you have nearly scared me to death,”
she says, sitting up in bed, half laughing and
half crying. “But I heard you tell that man you
were coming out there.”
“Yes. I told him I was.”
“Well, why didn't you go?”
“I did go.”
“You don't mean to tell me you have been a
mile and back in five minutes.”
The doctor flashed on the light and looked at
his watch,—“Just an hour since I left home,”
he said. Mary gasped. “Well, it only proves
how soundly I can sleep when I get a chance,”
she said.
Ting-a-ling-ling-ling. Ting-a-ling-ling-ling.
It is the office ring but Mary hurries at once
to answer it.
“Is this Dr. Blank's office?”
“This is Mrs. Blank. But the doctor telephoned
me about twenty minutes ago that he
would be out for half an hour. Call him again in
ten or fifteen minutes and I think you will find
him.”
In about fifteen minutes the call is repeated.
Mary would feel better satisfied to know that the
doctor received the message so she goes to the
'phone and listens. Silence. She waits a minute.
Shall she speak? She hesitates. Struggle
as she will against the feeling, she can't quite
overcome it—it seems like “butting in.” But
that long silence with the listening ear at the
other end of it is too much for her. Very
pleasantly, almost apologetically she asks, “What
is it?”
“The doctor hasn't come yet?” says a plainly
disappointed voice.
“No—not yet. There are often unexpected
things to delay him—if you will give me your
number or your name I will have him call you.”
“No, I'll just wait and call him again.” The
inflection says plainly, “I don't care to admit the
doctor's wife into my confidences.”
“Very well. I am sure it can't be long now
till he returns.”
Mary goes back to her chair and ponders a
little. Of what avail to multiply words. No use
to tell the woman 'phoning that she was willing
to take the waiting and the watching, the seeing
that the doctor received the message upon herself
rather than that the other should be again
troubled by it. No use to let her gently understand
that she doesn't care for any confidences
which belong only to her husband, but Fate has
placed her in a position where she has oftentimes
to seem unduly interested. That these messages
which are only occasional with the one calling
are constant with her and that she is only mindful
of them when she must be.
“Watch the 'phone.” How thoroughly instilled
into Mary's consciousness that admonition
was! She did not heed the office ring when it
came, but if it came a second time she always
went to explain that the doctor had just stepped
over to the drug store probably and would be
back in a very few minutes. Often, as she stood
explaining, the doctor himself would break into
the conversation, having been in another room
when the first call came, and getting there a
little tardily for the second. But occasions sometimes
arose which made Mary feel very thankful
that she had been at the 'phone. One winter
morning as she stood explaining to some woman
that the doctor would be in in a few minutes, her
husband's “Hello” was heard.
“There he is now,” she said. Usually after
this announcement she would hang up the receiver
and go about her work. Today a friendly
interest in this pleasant voice kept it in her hand
a moment. Mary would not have admitted idle
curiosity, and perhaps she had as little of it as
falls to the lot of women, but sometimes she lingered
a moment for the message, to know if the
doctor was to be called away, so that she might
make her plans for dinner accordingly. The
pleasant voice spoke again, “This is Dr. Blank,
is it?”
“Yes.”
“We want you to come out to Henry Ogden's.”
“That's about five miles out, isn't it. Who's
sick out there?”
“Mrs. Ogden.”
“What's the matter?”
No reply.
“How long has she been sick?”
“She began complaining last night.”
“All right—I'll be out some time today.”
“Come right away, please, if you can.”
This is an old, old plea. The doctor is thoroughly
inured to it. He would have to be twenty
men instead of one to respond to it at all times.
He answers cheerfully, “All right,” and Mary
takes alarm. That tone means sometime in the
next few hours. She feels sure he ought to go
now. Somebody else can wait better than this
patient. There was a kind of hesitancy in that
voice that Mary had heard before. A woman's
intuitions are much safer guides than a man's
slow reasoning. She must speak to John. She
rings the office.
“Hello.”
“Say, John,” she says in a low voice, “I came
to the 'phone thinking you were out and heard
that message. I think you ought to go out there
right away.”
“Well, I'm going after a little.”
“But I don't think you ought to wait. I'm
sure it's—you know.”
“Well,—maybe I had better go right out.”
“I wish you would. I know they'll be looking
for you every minute.”
A few minutes later Mary saw him drive past
and was glad. Half an hour later the office ring
sounded. She did not wait for the second peal.
True, John had not said, “Watch the 'phone,”
today, but that was understood. Occasionally
he got an old man who lived next door to the
office to come in and stay during his absence.
Possibly he might have done so today. But even
if he were there the telephone and its ways were
a dark mystery to him and besides, his deafness
made him of little use in that direction.
Mary took down the receiver and put it to
her ear. A lady's voice was asking, “Who is
this?”
Mary knew from her inflection that she had
asked something before and was not satisfied
with the reply.
“This is Dr. Blank's office?” announced the old
man in a sort of interrogative.
“Well, where is the doctor?”
“The doctor,” said the old man meditatively,
as if wondering that anybody should be calling
for him—“the doctor—you mean Dr. Blank,
I reckon?”
“I certainly do.”
“Good Heavens,” thought Mary, “why don't
he go on!”
“Why, he's out.”
“Where is he?”
“He went to the country.”
Mary shut her lips tight.
“Well, when will he be back?”
“He 'lowed he'd be back in about an hour
or so.”
“How long has he been gone? Maybe I'll get
some information after a while.”
Mary longed to speak. Why hadn't she done
so at first. If she thrust herself in now it would
make her out an eavesdropper. But this was unbearable.
She opened her mouth to speak when
the old man answered.
“He's been gone over an hour now, I reckon.”
“Then he'll soon be back. Will you be there
when he comes?”
“Yes ma'am.”
“Then tell him to come up to Mrs. Dorlan's.”
“To Mrs. Who's?”
“Mrs. Dorlan's.”
“I didn't ketch the name.”
“Mrs. Dorlan's, on Brownson street.”
“Mrs. Torren's?”
“MISS-ES—DOR-LAN'S!” shouted the
voice.
Mary sighed fiercely and clinched her teeth
unconsciously. “I will speak,” she thought, when
the old voice ventured doubtingly,
“Mrs. Dorlan's?”
“That's it. Mrs. Dorlan's on Brownson street,
will you remember it?”
“Mrs. Dorlan's, on Brownson street.”
“That's right. Please tell him just as soon as
he comes to come right up.”
“All right—I'll tell him.”
“Poor old fellow!” said Mary as she turned
from the 'phone, “but I don't want to go through
any more ordeals like that. It was a good deal
harder for me than for the other woman.”
The doctor came down late to dinner. “You
got Mrs. Dorlan's message did you?”
“Yes, I'll go up there right after dinner.” He
looked at his wife with peculiar admiration.
“How did you know what was wanted with me
out in the country?” he asked.
With a little pardonable pride she replied: “Oh,
I just felt it. Women have ways of understanding
each other that men never attain to. Is it
a boy or a girl added to the world today?”
“Neither,” said the doctor placidly, helping
himself to a roll.
Chagrin overspread her face. “Well,” she said
with an embarrassed smile, “I erred on mercy's
side, and it might have happened in just that
way, John, and you know it.”
The doctor laughed. “There was mighty little
the matter out there—they didn't need a doctor.”
“Are they good pay?”
“Good as old wheat.”
“Then there are compensations.”
Some hours later when the 'phone rang, Mary
went to explain that the doctor had 'phoned her
he would be out about twenty minutes. But she
found no chance to speak. A spirited dialogue
was taking place between a young man and a
maid:
“Where are you, Jack?”
“I'm right here.”
“Smarty! Where are you!”
“In Dr. Blank's office.”
“What are you there for?”
“I'm waiting for the doctor and to while away
the time thought I'd call you up.”
Then it was his ring that Mary had answered.
“I ought to hang this receiver right up,” thought
she, but instead she held it, her face beaming with
a sympathetic smile.
“Are you feeling better today, Dolly?”
“Yes, I'm better.”
“Able to go to the show then, tonight?”
“Yes, I'm able to go.”
Here a thin small voice put in, “No, you're not
able! You're not going.”
“Mamma says,—” began a pouting voice.
“I heard what she said,” said Jack, laughing.
“Have you been up all day?”
“Most of the day.”
“Can you eat anything?”
“I ate an egg, some toast and some fruit for
dinner.”
“That's fine. I'll bring you a box of candy
then pretty soon—I'm coming down in a little
bit.”
“That will be lovely.”
“Which, the candy or the coming down?”
“The candy, goose, of course.” A laugh at
both ends of the wire.
Then Jack's voice. “Well, here comes the
doctor. I've got to have my neck amputated now.
Goodbye.”
“Good-bye.”
“All's fair in love and war,” said Mary, “and
it's plain to see what this is.” Then she hung
up the receiver without a qualm.
There were other times when the doctor's wife
was glad she had gone to the 'phone, as in this
instance.
She had taken down the receiver when a man's
voice said, “The doctor just stepped out for a
few minutes. If you will tell me your name,
madam, I'll have him call you when he comes
in.”
Disinterested courtesy spoke in his voice, but
Mary was not in the least surprised to hear the
curt reply, “It won't be necessary. I'll call him
when he comes.”
“I dare say that gentleman, whoever he may
be, is wondering what he has done,” thought
Mary.
But it was not altogether unpleasant to her to
hear somebody else squelched, too!
There came a day when the doctor's wife rebelled.
When her husband came home and ate
his supper hastily and then rose to depart, she
said, “You'd better wait at home a few minutes,
John.”
“Why?” He put the question brusquely, his
hat in his hand.
“Because I think someone will ring here for
you in a minute or two. Some man rang the
office twice so I went to the 'phone to explain that
you must be on your way to supper and he could
find you here.”
“Who was it?”
“I do not know.”
“Thunder! Why didn't you find out?”
Mary looked straight at her husband. “How
many times have I told you, John, that many people
decline to give their names or their messages
to any one but you. I think I should feel that
way about it myself. For a long time I have
dutifully done your bidding in the matter, but
now I vow I will not trample my pride under
my feet any longer—especially when it is all in
vain. I will watch the 'phone as faithfully as in
the past, but I will not ask for any name or any
message. They will be given voluntarily if at
all.”
“All right, Mary,” said the doctor, gently, seeing
that she was quite serious.
“I do not mean to say that most of the people
who 'phone are grouchy and disagreeable—far
from it. Indeed the majority are pleasant and
courteous. But it is those who are not who have
routed me, and made me vow my vow. Don't
ask me to break it, John, for I will not.”
And having delivered this declaration, Mary
felt almost as free and independent as in ante-telephone
days.
The doctor had seated himself and leaning
forward was swinging his hat restlessly between
his knees. He waited five minutes.
“I'll have to get back to the office,” he exclaimed,
starting up. “I'm expecting a man
to pay me some money. Waiting for the
'phone to ring is like watching for the pot to
boil.”
When he had been gone a minute or two, the
ring came. With a new step Mary advanced to
it.
“Has the doctor got there yet?” the voice had
lost none of its grouch.
“He has. And he waited for your message
which did not come. He could not wait longer.
He has just gone to the office. If you will 'phone
him there in two or three minutes, instead of
waiting till he is called out again, you will find
him.”
“Thank you, Mrs. Blank.” The man was surprised
into courtesy.
The clear-cut, distinct sentences were very different
from the faltering, apologetic ones, when
she had asked for his name or his message
twenty minutes before.
Mary's receiver clicked with no uncertain
sound and a smile illumined her face.
One day when the snow was flying and the
wind was blowing a gale the doctor came hurrying
in. “Where is the soapstone?” he asked,
with small amenity. His wife flew to get it and
laid it on the hearth very close to the coals. “Oh
dear! How terrible to go out in such a storm.
Do you have to?” she asked.
“I certainly do. Do you think I'd choose a
day like this for a pleasure trip?”
“Aren't you glad you got that galloway?” she
asked, hurrying to bring the big, hairy garment
from its hook in the closet. She helped her husband
into it, turned the broad collar up—then,
when the soapstone was hot, she wrapped it up
and gave it to him. “This ought to keep your
feet from freezing,” she said. The doctor took
it, hurried out to the buggy, pulled the robes up
around him and was gone.
“Eight miles in this blizzard!” thought Mary
shivering, “and eight miles back—sixteen miles.
It will take most of the day.”
Two hours after the doctor had gone the telephone
rang.
“Is Dr. Blank there?”
“No, he is in the country, about eight miles
southwest.”
“This is Drayton. We want him at John
Small's as soon as possible. How soon do you
think he will be back?”
“Not for several hours, I am afraid.”
“Well, will you send him down as soon as he
comes? We want him bad.”
Mary assured him she would do so. “Poor
John,” she thought as she put up the receiver.
In a few minutes she went hurriedly back.
When she had called central, she said, “I am
very anxious to get Dr. Blank, central. He is
eight miles southwest of here—at the home of
Thomas Calhoun. Is there a 'phone there?”
Silence for a few seconds then a voice, “No, there
is no 'phone at Thomas Calhoun's.”
Disappointed, Mary stood irresolute, thinking.
Then she asked,
“Is there a 'phone at Mr. William Huntley's?”
“Yes, William Huntley has a 'phone.”
“Thank you. Please call that house for me.”
In a minute a man's voice said, “Hello.”
“Is this Mr. Huntley?”
“Yes.”
“Mr. Huntley, this is Mrs. Blank. You live
not far from Thomas Calhoun's, do you not?”
“About half a mile.”
“Dr. Blank is there, or will be very soon, and
there is an urgent call for him to go on to Drayton.
I want to save him the long drive home
first. I find there is no 'phone at Mr. Calhoun's
so I have called you hoping you might be able
to help me out. Perhaps someone of your family
will be going down that way and will stop in.”
“I'll go, myself.”
“It's too bad to ask any one to go out on a
day like this—”
“That's all right, Mrs. Blank. Doc's been
pretty clever to me.”
“Tell him, please, to go to John Small's at
Drayton. I am very deeply obliged to you for
your kindness, Mr. Huntley,” she said, hanging
the receiver in its place.
“Eight miles back home, six miles from here
to Drayton, six miles back—twenty miles in
all. Four miles from Calhoun's to Drayton, six
miles from Drayton home—ten miles saved on
a blizzardy day,” she thought in the thankfulness
of her heart.
A few minutes later she was again at the
'phone. “Please give me John Small's at Drayton.”
When the voice came she said, “I wanted
to tell you that the doctor will be there perhaps
in about an hour now. I got your message to
him so that he will go directly to your house.”
“I'm mighty glad to know it. Thank you, Mrs.
Blank, for finding him and for letting us know.”
A terrible drive saved and some anxious hearts
relieved. That dear 'phone! How thankful she
was for it and for the country drives she had
taken with her husband which had made her familiar
with the homes and names of many farmers.
Otherwise she could not have located her
husband this morning. One day like this covered
a multitude of tyrannies from the little instrument
on the wall.
It was about half past seven. The doctor had
thought it probable that he could get off early
this evening and then he and Mary and the boys
would have a game of whist. He had been
called in consultation to W., a little town in an
adjoining county, but he would be home in a
little bit—in just ten minutes the train would be
due.
“O, there goes that 'phone,” said the small boy
wrathfully. “Now, I s'pose papa can't get
here!”
His mother was already there with the receiver
at her ear.
“This is Dr. Blank's residence.”
“No, but he will be here in fifteen or twenty
minutes.”
“To Drayton?”
“Very well. I will give him your message as
soon as he gets home. I'm afraid that ends the
game for tonight, boys,” putting the receiver up.
“Why, does papa have to go away?”
“Yes, he has to drive six miles.”
“Gee-mi-nee—this dark night in the mud!”
Here a thought flashed into Mary's mind—Drayton
was on the same railroad on which
the doctor was rapidly nearing home—the next
station beyond. She flew to the telephone and
rang with nervous haste.
“Hello.”
“Is this the Big Four?”
“Yes.”
“This is Mrs. Blank. Dr. Blank is on the
train which is due now. He is wanted at Drayton.
When he gets off, will you please tell
him?”
“To go on to Drayton?”
“Yes, to Alfred Walton's.”
“All right. I'll watch for him and see that he
gets aboard again.”
“Thank you very much.”
The train whistled. “Just in time,” said Mary.
“But how'll papa get back?” asked the smaller
boy.
“He's got a tie-ticket,” said his brother.
“Yes, papa would rather walk back on the
railroad than drive both ways through this deep
mud,” said their mother. “I have heard him
say so.”
Another ring.
“Is the doctor there?”
“He has just gone on the train to Drayton.”
“How soon will he be back?”
“In an hour and a half, I should think.”
Mary heard the 'phoner say in an aside, “He
won't be back for an hour and a half. Do you
want to wait that long?”
Another voice replied, “Yes, I'll wait. Tell
'em to tell him to come just as quick as he gets
back, though.”
This message was transmitted.
“And where is he to go?”
“To Henry Smith's, down by the Big Four
depot.”
A few minutes later Mary had another idea.
She went to the 'phone and asked central to
give her Drayton, Mr. Walton's house.
In a minute a voice said, “What is it?” It
was restful to Mary to have the usual opening
varied. Perhaps eight out of ten began with,
“Hello!” The other two began, “Yes,”
“Well,” “What is it?” and very rarely, “Good
morning,” or “Good evening.”
“Is this the home of Mr. Walton at Drayton?”
“Yes.”
“Dr. Blank is there just now, isn't he?”
“Yes, but he's just going away.”
“Will you please ask him to come to the
'phone?”
In a minute her husband's voice was heard
asking what was wanted.
“I want to save you a long walk when you get
home, John. You're wanted at Henry Smith's
down by the Big Four depot.”
“All right. I'll go in to see him when I get
there. Much obliged.”
“A mile walk saved there,” mused the doctor's
wife, as she joined the two boys, mildly grumbling
because they couldn't have their game, and
never could have it just when they wanted it. But
a few chapters from Ivanhoe read to them by
their mother made all serene again.
The Citizens' 'phone was ringing persistently.
The doctor's wife had been upstairs and could
not get to it in less than no time! But she got
there.
“Do you know where Dr. Blank is?” the words
hurled themselves against her ear.
“I don't know just at this minute—but he's
here in town. I'm sure of that.”
“Why don't he come then!” The sentence
came as from a catapult.
“I don't know anything about it. Where was
he to go?”
A scornful “Huh!” came over the wire—“I
guess you forgot to tell 'im.”
“I have not been asked to tell him anything
this morning.”
There was heated silence for an instant, then
a voice big with wrath:
“You told me not fifteen minutes ago that you
would send him right down.”
“You are mistaken,” said Mary gently but
firmly. “This is the first time I have been at the
'phone this morning.”
“Well, what do you think of that!” This was
addressed to someone at the other end of the
line, but it came clearly to Mary's ear and its
intonation said volumes.
“You're the very identical woman that told me
when I 'phoned awhile ago that you'd send him
right down. It's the very same voice.”
“There is a mistake somewhere,” reiterated
Mary, patiently, “but I'll send the doctor as soon
as he gets in if you will give me your name.”
“I'll tell ye agin, then, that he's to come to
Lige Thornton's.”
“Very well. I'll send him,” and Mary left the
'phone much mystified. “She was in dead earnest—and
so was I. I can't understand it.”
Glancing out of the window she saw her tall,
young daughter coming up the walk. The solution
came with lightning quickness—strange
she didn't think of that, Gertrude had answered.
She remembered now that others had thought
their voices very much alike, especially over the
'phone. “If the woman had not talked in such
a cyclonic way I would have thought of it,” she
reflected.
When the young girl entered the room her
mother said, “Gertrude, you answered the 'phone
awhile ago, didn't you?”
“About twenty minutes ago. Some woman
was so anxious for father to come right away
that I just ran down to the office to see that he
went.”
“That was very thoughtful of you, dear, but
it's little credit we're getting for it.”
She related the dialogue that had just taken
place and mother and daughter laughed in sympathy.
“Why, Mamma, we couldn't forget if we
wanted to. That telephone is an Old Man of the
Sea to both of us—is now and ever shall be,
world without end.”
“But did you find your father at the office?”
“Yes, and waited till he fixed up some medicine
for two patients already waiting, then shooed
him out before some more came in. I wanted
to get it off my mind.”
“I'm glad he is on his way. Now stay within
hearing of the 'phone, dearie, till I finish my
work up-stairs.”
“All right, Mamma, I'm going to make a cake
now, but I can hear the 'phone plainly from the
kitchen.”
It wasn't long till a ring was heard. Gertrude
dusted the flour from her hands and started.
“Which 'phone was it?” she asked the maid.
“I think it was the Farmers',” said Mollie, hesitating.
So to the Farmers' 'phone went Gertrude.
“Hello.”
No answer.
“Hello.”
Silence.
She clapped the receiver up and hurried to
the Citizens' 'phone.
“Hello.”
“Is this Dr. Blank's?”
“Yes.”
“Is he there?”
“No, he was called—” Here a loud ring from
the other 'phone sounded.
“He was called down to—” said Gertrude rapidly,
then paused, unable to think of the name
at the instant.
“If you will tell me where he went, I'll just
'phone down there for him,” said the voice.
A second peal from the other 'phone.
“Yes, yes!” said Gertrude impatiently. “O,
I didn't mean that for you,” she hurried apologetically.
“The other 'phone is calling, and I'm
so confused I can't think. Will you excuse me
just an instant till I see what is wanted?”
“Certainly.”
She flew to the Farmers' 'phone.
“Is this Dr. Blank's?”
“Yes.”
“Good while a-answerin',” grumbled a voice.
“I did answer but no one answered me.”
“Where's the doctor?”
“He's down in the east part of town—will
be back in a little bit.”
“Well, when he comes tell him—just hold the
'phone a minute, will you, till I speak to my
wife.”
“All right.” But she put the receiver swiftly
up and rushed back to the waiting man. She
could answer him and get back by the time the
other was ready for her.
“Hello, still there?”
“Yes.”
“I've thought of the name—father went to
Elijah Thornton's.”
“Thornton's—let's see—have you a telephone
directory handy—could you give me
their number?”
“Wait a minute, I'll see.” She raced through
the pages,—“yes, here it is.”
A violent peal from the Farmers' 'phone.
“He'll think I'm still hunting for the number,”
she thought, letting the receiver hang and rushing
to the other 'phone.
“Hello.”
“Thought you was a-goin' to hold the 'phone.
I've had a turrible time gittin' any answer.”
“I've had a turrible time, too,” thought poor
Gertrude.
“Tell the doctor to call me up,” and he gave
his name and his number.
“All right, I'll tell him.” She clapped the receiver
up lest there might be more to follow and
sped back.
“Here it is,” she announced calmly, “Elijah
Thornton, number 101.”
“Thank you, I'm afraid I've put you to a good
deal of trouble.”
“Not at all.”
As she went back to her cake she said to herself,
“Two telephones ringing at once can certainly
make things interesting.”
One day in mid winter Mary sat half dreaming
before the glowing coals. Snow had fallen all
through the previous night and today there had
been good coasting for the boys and girls.
Ting-a-ling-ling-ling. Ting-a-ling-ling-ling.
Ting-a-ling-ling-ling.
She started up and went to answer it.
“Is this you, Mary?”
“Yes.”
“I'll be out of the office about twenty minutes.”
“Very well.”
Sometimes Mary wished her husband would be
a little more explicit. She had a vague sort of
feeling that central, or whoever should chance
to hear him make this announcement to her so
often, might think she requested or perhaps demanded
it; might think she wanted to know
every place her husband went.
In about half an hour the 'phone rang again,
two rings.
John ought to be back. Should she
take it for granted? It would be safer to put the
receiver to her ear and listen for her husband's
voice.
“Hello.”
“Hello.”
“Is this you Dr. Blank?”
“Looks like it.”
“We want ye to come down to our house right
away.”
“Who is this?”
“W'y, this is Mrs. Peters.”
“Mrs. Peters? Oh yes,” said the doctor, recognizing
the voice now.
“What's the matter down there, grandmother?”
“W'y—my little grandson, Johnny, was slidin'
down hill on a board and got a splinter in his
setter.”
“He did, eh?”
“Yes, he did, and a big one, too.”
“Well, I'll be down there right away. Have
some boiled water.”
Mary turned away from the telephone that it
might not register her low laughter as she put the
receiver in its place. The next instant she took
it down again with twinkling eyes and listened.
Yes, the voices were silent, it would be safe. She
rang two rings.
“Hello,” said her husband's voice.
“John,” said Mary, almost in a whisper, “for
English free and unadorned, commend me to a
little boy's grandmother!”
Two laughs met over the wire, then two receivers
clicked.
One day Mary came in from a walk and noticed
at once, a vacant place on the wall where
the Farmers' 'phone had hung. She had heard
rumors of a merger of the two systems and had
fervently hoped that they might merge soon and
forever.
“Look! Mamma,” said Gertrude, pointing to
the wall.
“Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
One telephone is taken away!”
she chortled in her joy.
(The small boy of the household had been
reading “Alice” and consequently declaiming the
Jabberwock from morning till night, till its weird
strains had become fixed in the various minds of
the household and notably in Gertrude's.)
“It will simplify matters,” said her mother,
smiling, “but liberty is not for us. That tuneful
peal will still ring on,” and as she looked at the
Citizens' 'phone the peal came.