“Oh, dear me!” exclaimed Polly, “what
shall I tell about?” She had just run
into the library after her music lesson was
over, and Monsieur had tripped off on the tips
of his toes, his waxed mustache-ends trembling
with delight in his enthusiasm over Mademoiselle
Peppaire and her progress. “I can’t
think of an earthly thing to make a story of;”
and she wrinkled her brows in dismay.
“Let her off, Van,” cried Jasper.
“No, no, no!” cried Van, in alarm; “she
said she’d tell a story as soon as she got through
her music lesson.”
“Yes, she did,” said Percy; “and it rains,
and we can’t go out, you know, Jasper,” and
he gazed dismally from the long window.
“Oh, I’ll tell it!” Polly made haste to say.
“I did promise it, boys, and you shall have it,
so come over here;” and she ran to the corner
with the cushioned seats under the windows.
“Now, then, let me see,—oh, I’ll tell you about
the Robbers and their Bags,” she announced,
saying the first thing that came into her head.
“Oh! oh! oh!” screamed the boys in the
greatest glee, while little Dick, quite overcome
with the idea, rushed out in the hall to proclaim
the fact to the first person he might
meet, who chanced to be his grandfather.
“Polly’s going to tell us a story about robbers,
and she’s got bags, and just everything,”
he screamed excitedly.
“Hoity-toity, Dick,” exclaimed old Mr. King,
whose plans for the day had all been set aside
by the rain. “You must look where you are
going, child, and not run into people so,” as
little Dick stumbled up against him.
“But she is, Grandpapa; she really and truly
is,” cried Dick positively.
“Who is? And going to do what?” demanded
Mr. King.
“Polly; and she’s going to tell us a perfectly
splendid story.” And then away Dick dashed
back to the library again.
“In that case,” observed the old gentleman
to himself, “I might as well add myself to the
youngsters; and Phronsie will probably be
there.” So as he had been waiting till Polly
should be through with her music lesson, for
Phronsie always sat patiently with one of her
numerous dolls, in the long drawing-room, on
these occasions, he marched to the scene of the
hilarity over the story, which was now fairly
launched.
“And so you see,” Polly was saying, as he
opened the door. “Oh, boys, here comes dear
Grandpapa!”
All the boys were on their feet in an instant
to get old Mr. King the best chair in the room,
an attention which pleased him immensely; and
he was soon seated in their circle, Joel planting
himself down on the floor at his feet. Phronsie
looked over from Polly’s lap, where she was
snuggling. “Does your head ache, Grandpapa?”
she asked gently.
“It feels as if it were going to, all the while,
Phronsie,” said the old gentleman artfully.
Phronsie put up one little hand and patted
Polly’s cheek. “I must go and sit with Grandpapa,
Polly,” she whispered, “and keep him
from being sick.” And she got down, and hurried
over to climb in his lap. “Now I guess it
won’t ache, Grandpapa, dear,” she said, smoothing
his white hair gently.
“It won’t now you are here, Phronsie,”
said old Mr. King, holding her close. “Now,
then, Polly, my girl, let us hear that wonderful
story.”
So Polly began again. “Well, you see, it’s
all about some robbers, and”—
“Make ’em be big, and ever so many of
them,” cried Joel.
“Oh, Joe, be quiet!” warned Jasper. “Polly
can’t get on at all if you are going to interrupt
every minute.”
“Joel’s always breaking in,” cried Percy
wrathfully. “Do stop him, Grandpapa.”
“I’ll stick a pin in him,” said Van pleasantly,
who sat next.
“O Van!” exclaimed Polly.
“Here, you two boys,” cried the old gentleman,
“you mind what you’re about, both of
you. Joe, don’t you let me hear of your stopping
Polly; and do you, master Van, keep your
pins to yourself. Now, then, Polly, begin
again.”
So Polly, with a nod and a reassuring smile
for him, rushed on. “Well, you see, these
robbers lived in a cave dark and big; it was
against a mountain, around which ran a lonely
road. Nobody ever went that way who could
help it, because for years and years robbers
had been there, and scared all the travellers
away. So, you see, the robbers had it pretty
much to themselves. Well, at the end of the
long and lonely road was a little village. It was
about as big as Badgertown, but not nearly so
pretty,” said Polly, with a light in her brown eyes.
“Bad—ger”—began Joel.
“Ugh!” exclaimed Van at him, while Grandpapa
held up a warning finger.
“Yes, it was just about as big,” said Polly.
“Well, there were some men who were pretty
rich lived there in fine smart houses, about six—no,
I guess a dozen of them, and the robbers
had waited a good while to see if they would
come down their long and lonely road. But
they never had; for you see, whenever they
had to get to the next place, they went clear
away the other side of the mountain, and so
kept off from the dreadful robbers and their
cave. Well, so one night, all the robbers sat
and made up a plan, and”—
“How many?” began Joel abruptly. But
one look at old Mr. King stopped him.
“Well, there were just about a hundred robbers,”
said Polly, seeing it was expected of her
to have a good number.
“Oh, my!” exclaimed Percy.
“And they all decided that as the splendid
rich men, who lived in the big houses, wouldn’t
come to them, they would go after them.”
“Oh, dear!” said little Dick.
“Yes, and so the head robber,—oh, he was
too perfectly splendid to look at,”—cried Polly,
waxing enthusiastic, as she looked at her absorbed
audience, “he was all dressed up in
red velvet, and a white plume in his hat that
trailed off in the air, and he had a long sword
in his belt, and it clanked every step he took,
and two or three knives and pistols—oh! and
other things stuck in round his waist, so he
was perfectly dreadful too. Well, he told
twelve of his robbers to go and catch the
splendid rich men, and get all their money,
and”—
“How did they get it, Polly?” cried Percy.
“Ho! Ho! who’s interrupting now?” cried
Van, bursting into a laugh.
“Hush!” said Jasper, over at Percy, who
ducked immediately.
“You’ll see,” said Polly gayly. “Well, so
one dark night,—oh! you couldn’t see your hand
before your face hardly,—don’t you think, all
the twelve splendid rich men got twelve letters—I
mean each man got one—saying he was to go
off, just as quick as he could go, over to the big
house where the minister lived, ’cause he wanted
to see him on very important business indeed,
and he couldn’t wait a minute. So every single
one of those twelve splendid rich men started
from his home, and ran as hard as he could.
And before he had gone very far, he met a
man,—he didn’t see him, it was so dark, but
he ran up against him, and they nearly knocked
each other over.
“‘Stop, there!’ roared the man, that the
man who was running knocked up against.
‘What are you doing, tumbling me down in
this fashion?’
“‘Oh! I didn’t mean to,’ said the poor man
very humbly; and he couldn’t breathe very
well, because, you see, he’d been running so
fast, and he’d bumped into the other one so
suddenly. ‘I won’t do it again; but the minister,
I expect, is sick, so excuse me;’ and he
tried to go by.
“‘No, you don’t go any farther,’ roared the
other man at him, in a dreadful voice; and he
pulled out from under his arm a big bag, and
popped it over the head of the poor man who
had been running, and then he tumbled him
upside down, and shook him around in the bag
down into the bottom of it, and then he tied up
the neck.”
“O Polly! tied up the man’s neck?” asked
Ben.
“No, I mean the neck of the bag,” said Polly.
“Then he set the bag, with the man in it, on
a big stone by the roadside. ‘Now, there you
must stay, till I come for you,’ he said; and he
laughed as hard as he could, and hopped off in
the darkness.”
“Oh! oh! oh!” cried all the group, with
smothered exclamations.
“Yes, and away he went to find the other
eleven robbers; they each had a bag, you know,
just like his. Well, every time one of them
met one of the splendid rich men running to
the minister’s house, why, the robber pulled
out his big bag from under his arm, and popped
it over the other man’s head, and turned him
upside down, and shook him into the bottom of
the bag, and then tied up the neck,—the neck
of the bag, I mean,—and then put him on a
big stone by the roadside, and told him to stay
there until he came back for him. And then
those twelve robbers just looked at each other,
and said they wanted to sit down and rest.”
“I should think they’d want to,” said Ben,
under his breath.
“Well, and then one of them said suddenly,
‘Come, now, let’s go to the first house belonging
to those men in the bags; we’ll find bushels
of gold I expect in the cellar, and”—
“And did they?” screamed Van, forgetting
himself.
“Ho! ho! who’s talking now?” cried Percy,
with a disagreeable little laugh.
“Hush!” said old Mr. King, holding up a
warning finger at both of them.
“And so they ran softly off on the tips of
their toes,” said Polly, hurrying on; “and before
any one could breathe, hardly, there they
were in the house of one of the perfectly splendid
rich men. Now, there was a wise old cat
there, living in that very house. She was all
black but two green eyes—no, I guess this
cat had yellow eyes, yellow with long black
stripes in them that grew big when she was
angry. Now, she knew everything almost,
and she was as good as she was clever. Well,
she just softly tripped along to her mistress’s
bed, and hopped up, and whispered in her ear,
‘Don’t you be afraid, mistress dear, but lie
perfectly still, and I’ll take care of those robber
men, and won’t let them hurt you;’ so the mistress
turned over, and went to sleep again.”
“She was a nice cat,” said Phronsie, pausing
in her work of patting old Mr. King’s white
hair to turn and look at Polly; “and I like her,
I do,” as Polly sent a smile over to her, and
then raced on.
“Well, the cat ran off on the tips of her toes,
and hopped up to the kitchen shelf, and took
down in her mouth a long, sharp knife; and then
she flew out of the back door, I tell you, oh! so
fast, and away off. And pretty soon she came
up to a big bag with a man inside it, sitting on
a stone by the roadside. ‘Master, dear,’ she
cried, hopping up to put her mouth close to
the bag, ‘is that you?’
“‘Oh, dear me, yes!’ said the poor man in
the bag, in a muffled voice, ‘and I should like
very much to get out.’
“‘Well,’ said the wise old cat, ‘I’ll let you
out in a minute.’ So she took the sharp knife
in her paw, and she just slashed it good through
the string that tied up the neck of the bag,
and in a minute out popped the man, and stood
up on his feet. And then they heard a cry,
‘Oh, dear me, I’d like to get out!’ and, don’t
you think, right around the corner was another
big bag with a man inside it, all tied up around
the neck, and sitting on a stone by the roadside.
And so the man that had just got out
and his wise old cat, who slipped the sharp
knife into her mouth again, rushed around the
corner; and the cat took the knife in her paw
before her master had a chance to, and she
just slashed it through the string that tied up
the bag, and in a minute that man, too, was
out, and standing on his feet on the ground.”
Phronsie laughed in delight, and clapped
her hands. “Polly, I like that cat, and she’s
good,” she cried again, dreadfully excited.
“So she is, Pet,” cried Polly, nodding away
to her. Then she raced on.
“Well, those two men stared into each
other’s faces; and one said, ‘Well, I declare,
how do you do, Mr. Brown?’ and the other
man said, ‘Well, I declare, how do you do,
Mr. Smith?’ And just then they all heard
a little cry; and around another corner was
another bag all tied up just as the other two
had been, and sitting on a stone by the roadside.
And then the wise old cat did just as she
had done before; and pretty soon there were
three men standing up quite straight on the
ground, and they all said, ‘This is perfectly
dreadful, isn’t it?’
“‘Now, I tell you, sirs,’ said the wise old
cat, sitting down before them, and staring at
them very hard, ‘I’ve got a plan in my head,
and you must do as I say.’
“‘Indeed you must,’ whispered her master to
the others, ‘because when she looks like that,
she knows how to do things. And she’s got
something on her mind.’
“‘Just as soon as we find all the men in this
town who are tied up in bags, and set on stones
by the roadside, and get them out,’ said the
wise old cat, ‘we must hurry right home. But
we’ve got to have twelve men,’ and she bobbed
her head to herself; but she didn’t tell her
master that there were twelve robbers in his
house, for, you see, she had counted them.
“And all this while those twelve robbers
were eating up the mince-pies that belonged to
that cat’s mistress, and there she was going to
have all the cousins over to dinner the very
next day. And those dreadful robbers sat on
the kitchen table, and ate, and ate, and ate.
And then they drank up all the milk.”
Phronsie stirred uneasily, and looked very sad
over this; so Polly hastened to say, before she
could ask the question, “except some in the
pitcher up on the top shelf, that was put there
for the littlest little girl.”
But still Phronsie’s face was very grave.
“Won’t there be any left for that nice old cat
when she gets home, Polly?” she asked.
“You must make some be reserved for that
cat, Polly,” said Grandpapa, nodding furiously
over at Polly.
“Dear me, yes. We wouldn’t let that wise
old cat go without hers!” exclaimed Polly,
quickly. “Such a dear as she is! Oh, there
was a whole bowl full, Phronsie, on another
shelf, clear way back, that the robbers didn’t
see!”
Phronsie leaned back and put her head on
old Mr. King’s breast, while she drew a long
sigh of relief. “Please tell some more, Polly,”
she begged.
“Well, so the wise old cat gave three nods
over to the three men waiting there for her to
tell them things, and she said to each of them,
‘Now put your bag under your arm, you’ll
want it before long, and follow me;’ and away
she trotted on the tips of her toes, till she had
found and untied nine other men inside of big
bags, and sitting on stones on the roadside.
“‘Um—’ said the cat, her paw on her mouth,
‘I guess this is all; anyway, we’ve got twelve.
Now we must run, for master has a dozen robbers
in his house. Now, says I, see who gets
there first.’”
“And which did?” cried Percy, and Van,
and Joel, and David, all together; Jasper and
Ben laughing to hear the babel.
“Oh, the wise old cat, of course!” said Polly,
laughing too. “You didn’t think I’d let anybody
beat her, did you? Well, she was waiting
there on the front door-step, as they all came
puffing and panting up. ‘Now, do just as I
say,’ she whispered into their ears, ‘and each
of you pick out the robber you see first, as you
go in, and rush up and pop your bag over his
head, and tie it down fast with your string,
before he can scream.
They’re just getting
through eating mince-pie;’
for, you see, while
she was waiting for these
men to come, she had
taken the time to creep
along the window-sill and
peep within the kitchen.
“‘Oh! oh!’ cried her
master; ‘eating up my
wife’s mince-pies, the villains!’
“‘Now follow me!’ the
cat commanded. ‘Have all
your bags ready!’ and in
they rushed. And every
man caught a robber by
flopping his big bag over
his head before he saw him coming, and then
they every one tied the neck of the bag up
just as it had been done before, and while the
robbers wriggled and screamed, and beat and
kicked, as the bags were shaken up and down,
they couldn’t get out. And the wise old cat
went around to each bag. ‘Yes,’ she said,
quite satisfied; ‘the knots are all fast.’”
“Oh, wasn’t that perfectly splendid!” shouted
Joel. And everybody was so delighted with
the capture of the robbers that they forgot to
reprove him. And Phronsie clapped her little
hands, and crowed and laughed with the rest;
and Mrs. Whitney heard the noise and ran in
to see what the fun was. “Well, I declare,”
she exclaimed, hurrying over to their corner,
“to think I’ve missed this splendid time!”
“Oh, Mamma!” cried little Dick, hopping
out of the centre of the circle closing around
Polly; “she’s been telling us beautiful things
about robbers and—cats—and”—
“No, she hasn’t,” contradicted Van, “it’s
only one cat. Dick’s so little; he doesn’t know
anything”—
“O Vanny!” reproved his mother.
“And I’m not little,” cried little Dick wrathfully,
and standing very tall. “And she did
tell about robbers—Polly Pepper did.”
“Well, you said cats,” said Percy; “and
’twasn’t but one.”
“Never mind,” said Jasper; “this one was
wise enough for a dozen cats. Do stay, Sister
Marian; it’s a fine story,” turning his kindling
face toward her.
“Indeed I will,” she cried; so he jumped up,
and pulled forward an easy-chair, and Polly waited
till she was seated in its comfortable depths.
“Now, Polly,” said Mrs. Whitney, with her
sweetest smile, “I am as anxious as any of
these young creatures for this enchanting
story.” So Polly hurried on.
“Where was I? Let me see”—
“The robbers were tied up in the bags,” they
all shouted at her.
“Don’t you know?” added Joel, not very
politely. “Why, Polly Pepper, have you forgotten?”
“Hush!” said Jasper warningly.
“Oh, yes, indeed!” exclaimed Polly. “Well,
and then the cat cried in a very loud voice,
‘Now I must go and wake mistress.’ So she
ran up into the bedroom, and she skipped
upon the bed, and she called close to her ear,
‘Wake up, mistress dear, the robbers are all
caught, and waiting for you.’ And so her mistress
turned over, and opened her eyes; and she
looked at the cat, and said, ‘Is that so?’ And
then she sat up straight; and then she hopped
off from the bed, and ran down the stairs after
the wise old cat.
“‘Shoulder your bags, every one of you!’
commanded the cat, running into the kitchen;
and she jumped up to the table to see that they
obeyed. And every man picked up the bag
that had the robber inside it, that he had caught,
and he swung it off up on his shoulder.
“‘Now away to jail!’ shouted the cat.”
“Hooray!” screamed Joel, beating his hands
together in great excitement.
“At the word ‘jail,’ every robber inside of a
bag began to scream, and beg to be let out,
and”—
“Oh, do let them out!” begged Phronsie.
“Please do, Polly.”
“Oh, Phronsie, I can’t!” said Polly. “They
are bad, naughty, wicked robbers, you know;
and they’d kill that nice, dear old cat, maybe,
if they got out.”
“Would they?” asked Phronsie anxiously.
“Yes, indeed,” cried all the little circle together.
“I really think, Phronsie,” added Grandpapa
decidedly, “that it is not safe for Polly to let
those bad robbers out.”
“Don’t tie the bags up very tight, then,
please, Polly,” begged Phronsie.
“Polly will fix it all
right, Phronsie,” said
Jasper, with a smile.
Polly thanked him with
a little nod,
and hurried
on. “Well,
so you see, off
they all went
to jail. It was
a great big
stone house,
oh! as big as
three or four houses that
folks live in, and there was
a row of pens that”—
“Pig-pens?” asked Joel
abruptly.
“Dear me, no,” said Polly, with a little laugh.
“They were prisoners’ pens; and the wise old
cat just raced along as hard as she could, all
the twelve men, with their bags on their backs,
coming after. And she spoke up, as bold as you
please, to the man at the gate, who had a big
iron key in his hand, oh! as big as could be,
‘I’ve got a dozen robbers for you to shut up
and keep fast.’
“At that the man at the gate put his big key
in the lock—open flew the gate, and in went all
the dozen robbers in their bags on the twelve
men’s backs, with the wise old cat at the head
of the procession; and in a minute they were
each in one of the little pens, and”—
“Couldn’t they take off the bags then,
Polly?” cried Phronsie. “Please let them for
a very little bit of a while.”
“Yes,” said Polly, “they did. The wise old
cat asked the gateman, who locked them all in,
to undo the bags.
“‘But you can have only your heads out,’
said the gateman to the robbers, clanking his
big key against the wall, ‘so you can see
things.’ And he tied the bags all up around
their necks; each head stuck out, you know,
and the bag was drawn up in a ruffle, and tied
fast.”
“Oh!” exclaimed Phronsie.
“But that was much better,” said Jasper
cheerfully. “Just think, Phronsie, to get their
heads out.”
“Yes,” said Phronsie slowly.
“And the next day the judge, the man who
sat on a platform at the end of the big hall, told
one of the servants to bring a big bell, and call
everybody in, and to scream as loud as he could,
‘Twelve robbers in bags to be sentenced.’ And
the people kept coming in, and coming in, and
coming in, until there was only a little path in
the centre for them to bring the robbers in;
and pretty soon the man with the bell went up
and down, and roared out, ‘Bring the robbers
in!’ And twelve other servants went out and
got them, and set them up in a row right in
front of the judge on the platform”—
“And were their heads out?” asked Phronsie.
“Yes, their heads were all out, the bags were
tied in ruffles, you know, around their necks;
and they tried to get on their knees to beg the
judge not to kill them; but instead, they flopped
over, and the servants had to go around among
them and set them up straight again. Well, oh!
I forgot to tell you that the wise old cat sat
up on the platform,—the judge invited her, you
know. And the judge whispered something to
the man with the big bell, and he ran out, and
came racing back with a long knife; and after
him came another man, wheeling and trundling
a big grindstone”—
“Oh!” screamed Joel, in the greatest glee;
“they’re going to chop off all the robbers’
heads, I know.”
“O Polly!” began Phronsie, just ready to
cry.
“Wait, and you’ll see, Pet,” said Polly reassuringly.
Old Mr. King put his hand over
Phronsie’s small ones, and whispered something
in her ear, so she snuggled up against his breast
once more.
“Well, oh, let me see! where was I—oh”—
“You are going to chop off all those robbers’
heads,” howled Joel and Van together.
“‘Now,’ said the judge, in a perfectly awful
voice, and looking at all those dozen robbers,
‘you’ve got to promise to show the way to your
cave, or off go your heads!’ and he pointed to
the man sharpening up the long knife on the
grindstone.
“The robbers shook so in their bags they all
flopped over again, and rolled on the floor. So
somebody had to go and set them all straight
in a row once more. ‘Hurry up,’ cried the
judge, ‘and say “Yes,” for the knife is ready.’
“The man sharpening up the long knife began
to brandish it in the air over the head stuck
out of the bag of the robber first in the line.
“‘Ow!’ screamed the robber, trying to draw
his head under the ruffle. ‘I say, “Yes.”’
“‘And I say, “Yes,”’ screamed every one of
the rest of the robbers, huddling as best they
could under their ruffles.
“‘Very well, then,’ said the judge. So the
man with the knife laid it down by the grindstone,
and the judge gave his hand to the cat.
‘You must go to the cave,’ he said, ‘and capture
the rest of the robbers.’”
Joel and Van, who were horribly disappointed
when the man put up his knife, now brightened
up at prospect of livelier work, and more to their
taste, at the cave. “Do hurry, Polly!” they
clamored.
“Well, then the judge told the man who
had rung the bell to jingle it again, and scream
out ‘Eighty-eight men wanted at once’ because,
you see, he knew there were just one hundred
robbers in all. And when they came in, he
told them to go out and get a bag apiece, just
like the ones the twelve robbers were in. And
pretty soon they were all ready; and off they
started, with the wise old cat at the head; and
after her came the twelve men with the robbers
in the bags, all but their heads, because, you
see, those would have to be out, for them to see
the way. And the robbers said, ‘Left, right,’
as they had to turn, all along the way to the
cave, down the long and lonely road. Well,
and finally they reached the place, and they
stopped and listened. ‘They are boiling their
hasty-pudding for supper,’ said one of the robbers,
because, you see, all the men made them
tell things.
“‘This is the time, then,’ said the wise old
cat to the first robber. ‘Now do you call out
big and loud to let you in.’ So the robber did
it; he had to, you know; and a voice inside said,
‘Oh! that you, Jim, back again?’ and the great
stone door flew open; and, just as quick as you
could think, there they were all inside; and
every man pulled out a bag from under his
arms, and flopped it over the head of a robber,
all except the robber who was stirring the
hasty-pudding over a big iron kettle,—he fell
into the kettle instead, because he ducked his
head when he saw the bag coming. Well, and
oh! they were all hauled off to jail; but first
the nice old cat took some sealing-wax she had
been wise enough to bring with her from the
jail; and she stuck the big stone door all up
tight, so that no more robbers could use that
cave.
“And the judge sentenced all the hundred
robbers, in a bunch, to a desert island, where
there wasn’t any cave, nor anybody else,—not a
single person besides themselves. So they were
all taken off in boats the next day, and”—
“And could they get out of their bags
then?” asked Phronsie, with a long breath.
“Yes, after they got to the island,” said
Polly, “but not a single minute before. And
as soon as they rolled them out of the boats, the
men who brought them untied the bags, and
said ‘Scat!’ And away ran the robbers, and
were never seen again.”