Cast down.—"Trifles."—A charitable Offering.—Dreariness.—Going
Crazy.—An interrupted Seance.—A new Form of the Devil.—The
Red-herring Expedition and its Result.—A mad Dutchman.—Desolation.—An
order for a Coffin.—The sympathizing Undertaker, Mr.
Boxem.
MRS. WINSLOW now began to show great perturbation
of spirits. In conversation with my detectives,
who endeavored to cheer her up and lead her
to regard these surprises as mere jokes not worth any
person's notice, she constantly argued the opposite, and
thus arguing, conjured up countless possibilities of harm,
gradually working herself into that condition of mind
where every little unusual noise or movement of any person
in the building or upon the street was a signal for
some querulous inquiry or complaint.
She was also very much worried concerning her suit,
and went about among the Spiritualists seeking their advice
and encouragement, and giving and receiving a good
deal of scandal concerning the case. From one she
would hear that Lyon was employing certain other mediums
in his behalf, and that she had better look out for
them. Another would inform her that Lyon had several
other mistresses, among them a Miss Susie Roberts, and
a Madame La Motte, both Spiritualists and mediums,
from whom Lyon intended to prove her bad character,
and whom she, in turn, vowed she would have subpœnaed
in her own behalf, and impeach their testimony through
what she could compel them to admit of both themselves
and Lyon. At other places she learned that these persecutions
were Lyon's work entirely, or rather, the work of
his agents, principal among whom were the two ladies
mentioned. And, in fact, wherever she went she heard
or found something to give her uneasiness or cause her
unrest.
"Yes," she said sadly to my operatives, "I can't stand
this sort of thing much longer."
"Oh, nonsense!" rejoined Bristol; "you haven't been
hurt, have you?"
"No; but I can't tell when I shall be. That's what I
can't bear."
"But I thought you were a woman of too great force
of character to allow trifles to trouble you," exclaimed
Fox tauntingly.
"Trifles!" said she hotly; "trifles! Is expecting
every moment to be murdered, or blown up, a trifle? Is
fearing that everything you taste will poison you, or everything
you touch do you deadly harm, a trifle?"
"People will think you deserve to be annoyed if you
show them you are annoyed," argued Fox.
"I have long since ceased to care what people think.
Sometimes I am sure I hate every human being; and I
do believe the more the world hates me, the more money
I make. If these things are not stopped soon, I tell you,"
she continued in a tone of voice that seemed to say they
could stay the annoyances if they would, "I'll go to St
Louis and attend to my cases there!"
This opened the eyes of my operatives, and they simultaneously
conveyed the intimation to each other that careful
working might secure some information about any St.
Louis cases the woman might have which would be desirable;
and in a short time, by gradually leading Mrs.
Winslow on, they discovered that the brazen adventuress,
according to her own story, had pending no less than
seven cases in the Circuit Court at St. Louis, every one
of them being suits on some trivial, trumped-up charge.
It seemed fated that Mrs. Winslow should leave Rochester,
if her remaining depended upon these mysterious
offerings ceasing, for while they were yet in conversation
upon the subject, a colored porter called with a great
basket-load of provisions, and without a word, after
spreading a newspaper upon the carpet, began unloading
his store.
"In heaven's name, who sent you here with those?"
she entreated of the colored gentleman.
"It's all right; it's all right," he said soothingly, and
winking hard at my operatives.
"But it isn't all right; it's all wrong!" she retorted,
warming.
"Guess not, missus; lemme see: Quart split peas,
quart beans, one punking, jug m'lasses, 'n a mackerel.
Done got 'em all, sure!"
"Where did they come from, you black imp?" the
woman demanded, advancing threateningly.
He grabbed his basket quickly, and, slowly retreating
towards the door, winked again very knowingly at Bristol
and Fox, tapped his forehead and shook his head deploringly,
and then nodded towards Mrs. Winslow, very
plainly saying in pantomime, "Poor thing!—badly demented!"
and, as Mrs. Winslow, in the excess of her
anger, made a dive at him, he sprang back through the
door, ejaculating, "Lo'd, ain't she crazy, though!" and
made good his escape, laughing with that expression of
complete enjoyment which only an Ethiopian can give.
Mrs. Winslow was now thoroughly convinced that the
two men who had been her constant companions of late
had had something to do with annoying her, and she cunningly
followed the negro to the store where he was employed,
where she at once sharply questioned the proprietor,
who told her just as sharply that only a few minutes
before, a ministerial-looking man, claiming to be city missionary
for some church up-town, called and purchased the
goods, remarking that they were for some crazy woman
living in the block next to Meech's opera-house, whom
he had just visited, and found to be possessed of the
peculiar mania that she would receive no provisions save
in full dress in the presence of her physicians, and that it
was his desire to so humor her. So he had entrusted the
errand to the colored man, who had carried out the instructions
given him; and that that was all there was
about it.
When she returned crestfallen to the apartments, and
Bristol and Fox had heard her story, they so derided it,
claiming that the groceryman had fallen in love with her
and invented the story upon the spur of the moment, fearing
to disclose his languishing affection, she now believed
that they were innocent of complicity in the
matter and seemed to lapse into a bewildered sort of
condition, where she would wander about the rooms, suspiciously
pass and repass my operatives and searchingly
scrutinize their faces, and for long periods stand at the
dreary window peering into the street as if into a dead
blank, never noticing the scurrying snow-flakes which
were coming as a silent prelude to another winter, and
only occasionally breaking the silence by murmuring,
"Crazy? crazy? Yes, I shall become so if these terrible
things are not stopped!"
But Mrs. Winslow had seen too much of life and was
too hard a citizen generally to be terribly borne down by
these manifestations for any great length of time, though
they completely overpowered her at their occurrence, and
she was allowed to become quite cheery before being
favored with another materialization, which came in the
following manner.
They were having a pleasant little seance in the rooms
one evening soon after the colored grocery porter had
accused Mrs. Winslow of being crazy, and the several
ladies and gentlemen collected there were engaged in
communing with the Spiritualistic heaven in the old and
very common table-rapping method. They were, as
a rule, lank, lean people, the ladies wearing short hair,
and the gentlemen wearing long hair. This, with a few
other affectations and irregularities, was nothing against
them, had it not been equally as true that, according to
my operatives' subsequent inquiries, every member of this
company was either living in open adultery or practising
all manner of lewdness without even the convenient cloak
of an assumption or pretension that the marriage relations
existed. But, good or bad as they were, they were at
the threshold of heaven, and had very appropriately
darkened the room to get as near to it as possible without
being seen, and only the faintest possible jet flickered
in the chandelier. They had all, save Mrs. Winslow,
been served with a message, and she was now the
inquirer, solemnly asking of another medium some information
from the dear departed from over the river.
"Shall I soon receive word from an absent friend?"—(evidently
meaning Le Compte, who had disappeared
a month or two previous). Three affirmative raps
followed.
"Shall I succeed in my case against Lyon?" The
spirits were certain that she would.
"Shall I be rewarded for all my trouble?" she asked,
waiting tremblingly for an answer.
To this inquiry three thundering raps were heard at the
door.
What could it mean?
The members of the little circle were completely unnerved.
And it was not strange either. Here were
nearly a dozen people closely huddled in the centre of a
room so dark that only the dim, indistinct outline of any
person, or thing, could be seen in the ghostly gloaming.
They believed, pretended they believed, or acquiesced in
the belief or pretension, that they were in direct communication
with the spirit-land.
In the most ridiculous condition of mind which any
person might enter into such a performance, the secrecy
and mysteriousness of the seance, the hushed silence, the
darkness, and that tension of the mind caused by a constant
expectation of some startling manifestation, will
compel in the most sceptical mind a strange feeling of
solemnity akin to awe; so that when Mrs. Winslow's last
inquiry was answered so pat, as well as with such an
alarming loudness, the entire company sprang to their
feet, and on this occasion there was genuine surprise in
the faces of my detectives.
Bang, bang, bang! came the second series of raps,
which promised Mrs. Winslow she should be "rewarded
for all her trouble."
But the answer, in the way it came, didn't seem to satisfy
her. Somebody stepped to the chandelier and
turned on the light, which showed all the company to have
been considerably startled; but the hostess was white
from fear.
"Won't somebody see what new form of the devil has
been sent here to annoy me?" she asked passionately.
Fox, as "somebody," stepped briskly to the door and
turned the key just as the first "Bang!" of another
series of raps was begun, and opening it quickly discovered
a dapper young fellow with a big black bottle held
by the neck in his hand, which was raised for the purpose
of giving the door bang number two.
In response to Fox's loud and sharp inquiry as to what
on earth was wanted, he reversed the position of the
bottle with the dexterity of a bar-tender, took from the
floor a huger basket than that brought by the colored porter,
and slipping into the room, nodded familiarly to Mrs.
Winslow, and then coolly to the company, after which he
quietly proceeded to unload his store.
"Great heavens!" said she despairingly, "I don't want
those things left here. I have no need for anything of
the kind. I take my meals at the Osborne House!"
"Gettin' 'toney' lately!" responded the intruder with
a shrug, piling the packages up neatly in one corner and
taking no heed of her expressed wish concerning them.
There was no response to this, and he resumed in a
light and airy tone: "Times has changed, Mrs. ——; eh?
What was it at Memphis and Helena, anyhow?"
This reference to the less aristocratic, though quite as
respectable, vocation of a female camp-follower, though
it caused the woman to change color rapidly, only brought
from her the remark, "I don't know what you mean, sir!
I'll get even with whoever is responsible for this outrage"—here
she glared around upon the company as if to
ascertain whether any one present was guilty—"if it
costs me a thousand dollars!"
The new-comer only smiled sarcastically at this and
checked off his packages, concluding the operation by
carefully counting two dozen red herrings, whose aroma
was sufficient to announce their presence if he had not
exhibited them at all; while members of the company
looked about them and at each other as if for some explanation
of the strange proceeding.
Finally, Mrs. Winslow, with a mighty effort to restrain
herself, advanced and asked the young man if he would
not please give her the name of the person to whom she
was indebted for the articles.
He arose, and smiling blandly, remarked, "You didn't
used to be so particular about presents and such things!"
Then he added with a meaning leer: "At Helena and
St. Louis, ye know, old girl!"
"Old girl!" the ladies all screamed. "Why what
does this mean, Mrs. Winslow?"
"Nothing, nothing!" she replied hastily; and then she
hurried the too talkative young fellow away, and came
back into the room with a show of gayety. But it broke
up the little party, and soon after the ladies, with frigid
excuses about not having very much time, and the gentlemen,
with peculiar glances out of the corners of their
eyes towards the woman who had been so familiarly termed
an "old girl," took their departure, leaving Bristol,
Fox, Mrs. Winslow and the melancholy pile of packages
surmounted by aromatic red herrings in a state of solemn,
moody silence.
Bristol was first to break the stillness, which he did by
asking rather testily:
"You think Fox and I have had something to do with
this, don't you?"
She looked at him a moment as if she would read his
innermost thoughts, and replied: "No, I don't! It comes
from some of those strumpets of mediums, and I would
give a good deal—a good deal, mind you, Bristol!—to
know who it was. I'd—I'd——"
"What would you do?" asked Fox, putting her on her
mettle for a savage answer.
"I would either burn them out, poison them, push them
over the falls, or lie in wait for them and shoot them!"
Mrs. Winslow said this with as much sincerity and
coolness as if giving an estimate on any ordinary business
transaction, and evidently meant it.
"Oh, you wouldn't kill anybody, Winslow," replied Fox
airily.
"Wouldn't I, though, Mr. Fox?" she rejoined with the
old glitter in her eyes and paleness upon her upper lip
that had at an earlier period worried the Rev. Mr. Bland;
"wouldn't I? If you had fifty thousand dollars in your
trunk, I would kill you, appropriate the money, cut you
up and pack you in the trunk and ship you to the South—or
some other hot climate by the next express!"
She was just as earnest about the remark as she would
have been in carrying out the act; and after Fox had congratulated
himself, both aloud cheerfully and in his own
mind very thankfully, that neither his trunk, or for that
matter his imagination, contained any such gorgeous sum,
he went to his own room for the night, leaving the very excited
Mrs. Winslow and the very calm Mr. Bristol to contemplate
the groceries and each other.
After a few minutes' brown study she suddenly turned
to her companion with: "Bristol, you and I are pretty
good friends, aren't we?"
"Certainly," he replied.
"And haven't I always treated you pretty well?"
"Yes; with one exception."
"What is that?"
"The sleep-walking you did in my room."
"Oh, that's nothing, Bristol. Never happened but
once, and won't occur again. Otherwise I have treated
you pretty well, haven't I?"
Bristol felt compelled to confess that she had.
"Well, then," she continued wheedlingly, "will you do
me a favor?"
"What is it?"
"I want you to take a walk with me."
"Pretty late, Winslow, pretty late; nearly ten o'clock,"
replied the detective, looking at his watch.
"The later the better," she replied earnestly. "I want
to use those herrings."
"Use those herrings! Why, there are at least two
dozen. How on earth will you use them all?"
"Some of these humbug mediums," replied Mrs. Winslow
in a style of expression that showed her to be very
familiar with the Spiritualists, "or old Lyon himself,
have sent me these things. I'm going to adorn the door
knob of every one of their places with a string of herrings.
In that way I'll hit the right one sure. Come, won't you
go?"
Bristol saw that the woman would go anyhow, and fearing
that she might get into some trouble that would cause
her arrest and thus expose him and Bristol to public
notice, which a capable detective will always avoid, consented
to accompany the woman, which so pleased her
that she immediately sent out for brandy, and not only
imbibed an inordinate amount of it herself, but also
pressed it upon Bristol unsparingly.
Her mind seemed filled with the idea that Lyon had
become the "affinity" of nearly every female medium of
prominence in the city in order to further his designs
against her; and to remind them that they were watched,
she had Bristol write "Lyon-La Motte," "Lyon-Roberts,"
"Lyon- ——," etc., upon about a half-dozen couples of
herrings, and upon all the rest, save those intended for the
Misses Grim, which were labelled "Tabitha, Amanda, and
Hannah," she had written the names of the different
ladies who, in her imagination, had supplanted her, and
tied all the herrings so labelled together with one very dilapidated
herring marked "Lyon." It is needless to say
that the latter bundle of sarcasm was intended for the
ornamentation of Mr. Lyon's residence.
Bristol felt like a very bad thief, and Mrs. Winslow
acted like a very foolish one. The moment they gained
the street she began a series of absurd performances that
well-nigh distracted Bristol and greatly increased the
danger of police surveillance. She laughed hysterically,
chuckled, and expressed her delight in a noisy effort to
repress it, until the tears would roll down her face. Occasionally
they would meet or pass parties who knew
her, who would say to companions, in the tone and manner
with which they would have probably spoken of other
sensations, "There's the Winslow!" when she would
shrink and shudder up to Bristol's side, begging for the
shelter and protection of his capacious cloak. Again,
imagining she saw somebody following them, or was sure
that loungers lingering in deserted doorways or at the
entrance to dark hallways or alleys were detectives on
their trail, she would give the patient Bristol such nudges
as nearly took his breath away, and, at his lively protest,
would whimper and tremble like a querulous child.
Their first work was to be done on State Street, near
Main, and when they had arrived at a certain hallway,
Mrs. Winslow insisted that Bristol should accompany her
to the rooms which she desired to decorate. This he
flatly refused to do, when she began moaning something
about want of spirit, and then, with a sudden gathering
of the admirable quality for her own use, stole quietly up
stairs and in a moment after came plunging down, as if
the inmates of the entire block had turned out to give her
chase. But this was not the case, and the expedition
progressed without any developments of note, Mrs. La
Motte, Miss Susie Roberts, and the Misses Grim being
properly remembered, until they arrived at Mr. Lyon's
residence, some little distance from the thickly settled
portions of the city.
The house was one of the rambling, moss-covered
buildings of ancient style and structure, and was set back
from the road some distance among a score of trees
quite as grand and ancient as the mansion itself; and
the old pile did have a gloomy appearance to the
adventurous couple that paused breathlessly before the
gates.
"Bristol," said Mrs. Winslow shiveringly, "do you
know that sometimes, when I see that great black pile up
there, I'm glad he didn't marry me?"
"Why?" her companion impatiently asked. He was
getting cold and tired, and was in no condition to appreciate
maudlin melancholy.
"Because I'm sure I'd die in the old rack-o'-bones of
a place; and besides that, I'm sure there are spooks
there!"
"Pooh, pooh!" sneered Bristol angrily; "go along
and attend to your business, or I'll go back and leave
you!"
Thus admonished, the sentimental lady proceeded with
her work.
For some reason the gate was very hard to open, and
considerable time was consumed in getting into the
grounds. Then it was a long walk to the house. Bristol
anxiously watched the woman move slowly along the
broad walk until she disappeared in the shadows which
surrounded the house and the darkness of the night; and
it seemed an age to him, as he stamped his feet as hard
as he dare upon the stone pavement and whipped his
hands about his shoulders to drive away the chilliness
which he found creeping on.
He heard her footsteps first, then saw her emerge from
the gloom, and finally saw her stop as if to listen. He
also listened very intently, and thought he heard somebody
moving about the house; and was immediately
satisfied of the correctness of his hearing by noticing
that Mrs. Winslow suddenly turned towards the road
and made remarkably good time to the gate, which,
feeling sure of trouble, he made strenuous efforts to
open.
"For heaven's sake, Bristol," she gasped, "why don't
you open this gate. I'll be eaten up with the dogs, and
we'll both be caught!"
The last clause of Mrs. Winslow's remark roused
Bristol to a vigorous exercise of his muscle. He tugged
away at the gate, shook it, threw himself against it from
one side, and his companion threw herself against it from
the other side; but all in vain. Not a moment was to be
lost. Lights were seen flashing to and fro in the great
mansion, angry voices came to them, with the by nowise
cheering short, gruff, savage responses of loosened bulldogs,
and in a moment more the front door was passed
by two men and as many dogs that came dashing out in
full pursuit.
Matters at the gate were approaching a crisis. The
gate could not be opened, and Mrs. Winslow must pass
it or get captured.
"Climb or die!" urged Bristol, reaching through the
pickets of the gate, which was a high one, and lifting on
the portly form of the excited woman.
"I will, Bristol!" she returned, with a gasp.
And she did climb!
It was best that she did so, as a good deal of trouble
was coming down that brick walk like a small hurricane,
and it would logically strike her in a position and from
a direction that would not enable her to respond; and
if either or both of those dogs had been able to have
grasped the situation, partially impaled as she was upon
the pickets, the fascinating Mrs. Winslow would have
fallen an easy prey.
She was very clumsy about it, but in her desperation
she in some way managed to scale the gate, leaving a
good portion of her skirts and dress flying signals of distress
upon the pickets, and finally fell into Bristol's arms.
It was a moment when silk and fine raiment were as
bagatelle in the estimate of chances for escape, and it was
but the work of an instant for Bristol to tear her like a
ship from her fastenings and make a grand rush towards
home.
Those portions of Mrs. Winslow's garments which were
left flaunting upon the gate not only set the dogs wild,
but served to detain them. The men were also halted a
minute by the natural curiosity they awakened, after
which they made a furious onslaught upon the gate, that
only yielded after sufficient time had elapsed to enable
the culprits to get some distance ahead, when the men
and dogs started pell-mell down the street after them.
Bristol fortunately remembered that when they were
nearing Lyon's house, he had noticed that the door leading
to an alley in the rear of a pretentious residence had
been blown open and was then swaying back and forth in
the wind. With the advantage in the chase given by the
dog's criticism upon Mrs. Winslow's wearing apparel and
the men's hinderance at the gate, they were able to seek
shelter here, which they did with the utmost alacrity,
fastening the gate behind them, where they tremblingly
listened to the pursuers tearing by.
Mrs. Winslow insisted on immediately rushing out and
taking the other direction, but Bristol, feeling sure that
the party would go but a short distance, held on to her
until the two men returned with the dogs, swearing at
their luck, and telling each other wonderful tales of burglaries
that never took place, while Bristol thoughtfully
put in the time by making Mrs. Winslow's skirts as presentable
as possible, by the aid of the pins which every
prudent man carries under the right-hand collar of his
coat, and hurriedly ascertaining from her that she had unfortunately
tied the herrings upon the door-bell instead of
the door-knob, thus involving pursuit.
After everything had become quiet, and Bristol had
made several expeditions of observation to doubly assure
himself of the coast being clear, the couple stole cautiously
out of the alley into the deserted street, and after
much precaution and many alarms, caused by the creaking
of signs, the sudden flaring of gas-lamps, and the fierce
gusts of wind dashing after and into them around the
sharp corners of buildings, they at last arrived at home
past midnight; and, having ordered it as they neared the
block, for a half-hour longer they sipped hot toddy by a
rousing coal fire, recounting their exploits of the night,
and eventually retiring with something of the spirit of
conquerors upon them.
Down came the snow and the wind next morning, two
things which will usually in early winter call a whole cityful
out of bed, and set the human tides in a rapid motion.
Fox and Bristol had long before got into the streets and
had heartily enjoyed some newspaper items, one recounting
racily the outrage of labeled herrings being hung to
the door-knobs of the houses of many respectable citizens,
and another, under glaring head-lines, giving the minutest
details of a desperate attempt at burglary of Mr. Lyon's
house, and a double-leaded editorial which agonizedly
asked in every variety of form, "Where are our police?"
But Mrs. Winslow, from her adventures and toddy of
the previous night, slept late and long, and when she did
come creeping out into the sleeping-room, half dressed
and altogether unlovely in disposition and appearance,
she looked out upon the snow-flakes and the crowds of
people without any emotion save that of anger at being
aroused.
The only thing to be seen of anything like an unusual
object was a very large load of hay standing at the entrance
of the building; but of course this had no particular
interest to a Spiritualist. She had had a half-formed
impression that she had heard knocking at the door, and
she turned from the window to ascertain whether that impression
had been correct. Throwing a shawl about her
head and shoulders, she unlocked the door and peered out
cautiously. There was nobody there, and the wind whistled
up the stairs so drearily that she closed the door with
a slam, and after starting up the fire, which was slumbering
on the hearth, she crept into bed again.
She had no more than got at the drowsy threshold of
dreamland than she was startled by a loud knocking, this
time proceeding from something besides an impression of
the mind, each knock being accompanied by some lively
expression of German impatience. The demonstration
was intelligible, if the words were not, and Mrs. Winslow
bounded out of her bed and into the reception-room in
no pleasant frame of mind.
On protecting her form as much as her indelicate disposition
required—and that was not much—she flung the
door open and savagely asked:
"What's wanted?"
"Ef you keep a man skivering and frozing to died mit
der vind und schnow-vlakes, I guess mebby I charge more
as ten dollars a don for 'em!"
He was all smiles at first, but he resented her brusque
manner as swiftly and severely as he could with his broken
brogue. He was an honest, broad-shouldered, big-headed
German farmer, and though wrapped and wound from
head to foot in woollens, the only thing that seemed warm
about him was his glowing pipe and his disturbed temper.
He shook his head at the woman, and again began a
stammering recital of his wrongs, when she cut him short
with:
"You're crazy!"
"Grazy? Of I make a foolishness of a fellar like as
you do—well, dot's all right!" and he stood up very
straight and puffed great clouds of smoke past her into
her elegant room.
She had got a stolid customer on hand, and she
saw it. So she asked him civilly what he wanted at her
door.
"Yust told me vere ish der parn, und I don't trouble
you no more."
"Whose barn?"
"Vere der hay goes."
"Hay? What hay? I don't know anything about
any hay," she replied, laughing at his perplexity.
"I shtand here an hour already, und ven I got you
up no satisfagtion comes. Py Shupiter, dot goes like a
schwindle!"
He was very mad by this time, and walked back and
forth in front of her door, shaking his fists and gesticulating
wildly; and to prevent a scene, which might cause a
collection of the inmates of the building, she quieted him
as much as possible, and ascertained that some obliging
person, more enthusiastic about the amount than the
character of some token of esteem, had taken the trouble
to order a load of hay to be delivered at her number,
describing the place, room, and woman so minutely that
there could be no possibility of mistake, where the owner
was to collect all additional charges above two dollars,
which had been paid.
It took Mrs. Winslow a long time to persuade the farmer
that she owned no barn, kept no animals, had no use
for hay, and that there had been some mistake, or that
some person had deliberately played a joke upon him,
but finally, after a shivering argument of fully fifteen minutes,
and the expenditure of a dollar bill, with the seductive
offer that she would give him ten dollars if he would
find and bring to her the man who ordered the load, her
obstinate visitor departed, roundly swearing in good German
that he would have the Gottferdamter schwindler
brought up by der city gourts and hung, to which Mrs.
Winslow groaned a hearty approval as she shut the door
of the—to her—desolate room.
If there had previously been any doubts in her mind
as to there being a preconcerted plan to annoy and exasperate
her beyond endurance, they were now entirely removed,
and the woman broke down completely, wringing
her hands in mute expression of bitter anguish. The
storm without was not half so violent as the storm within,
and the blinding flakes which swept from the bitter sky
raged upon a no more barren, frozen, desolate soil than
her own selfish heart.
There may be a kind of pity for such a woman; there
should be pity for every form of human suffering, or even
depravity; but in my mind there should be none to verge
from pity into palliation and excuse for this woman.
Great as was her mental suffering, there was in it not a
single touch of remorse. Terribly as her mind was
racked and tortured with doubt, uncertainty, fear, and
despair, there was in it no trace of the womanhood which,
however low it may descend, is still capable of regret.
She was not heart-sick for the life she was leading, but
dreaded the punishment she knew it deserved. Her
nature had never shrunk from the countless miseries she
had entailed on others, and her heart never misgave her
only in the absence of her kind of happiness or in the
superstitious fear of the evils which she felt assured were
constantly her due. She was, as far as I ever knew, or
can conceive, a soulless woman whose troubles only produced
vindictiveness, whose utter aim in life was social
piracy, whose injuries only begat hate, and whose sufferings
only concentrated her exhaustless hunger and thirst
for revenge.
After the first burst of rage and passion, she settled
down into a condition of deep study and planning, and
about the middle of the afternoon began passing in and
out and visiting various places, in a way which, though it
might not particularly attract attention, yet betokened some
business project being resolutely and quietly carried out.
During one of the periods when she was within her
apartments, quite a commotion was raised in the lower
story, the stores of which were occupied by a tobacconist
and milliner, by a call from a prominent undertaker of
Main Street, who with a mysterious air exhibited the following
note, at the same time asking whispered conundrums
about it.
"Mr. Boxem:
"Dear Sir—Please quietly deliver a full-sized coffin
at No. — South St. Paul Street, at the first room to the
right of the stairway as it reaches the third floor. Enclosed
please find five dollars, in part payment. Will
make it an object to you to ask no questions below, and
deliver the coffin as soon after dark as possible.
(Signed) "Mrs. A. J. W——."
Mr. Boxem was by no means a solemn man; but he
had a heavy bass voice, which he used to such great effect
in asking questions below stairs, that he succeeded in
creating a fine horror there, so that by the time he had
proceeded to Mrs. Winslow's rooms, it was settled in the
minds of the tobacconist and the milliner, their employees,
and any customers of either who had happened in during
Mr. Boxem's preliminary investigation, that each and
every one's previous solemn prediction as to "something
being wrong upstairs" had now come true, as they each
and every one reminded the other that "Oh, I told you
so!"
Mr. Boxem, finding Mrs. Winslow's door ajar, quietly
stepped in and reverently removed his sombre crape
hat.
"Evening, ma'am," he said politely, but with a professional
shade of sympathy in the greeting.
"And what do you want?" she asked in a kind of desperation,
noticing an open letter in his hand.
"Your order, you know," he replied tenderly; "these
things are sad and have to be borne. Can't possibly be
helped, more 'n one can help coming into the world."
Mrs. Winslow could not reply from rage and anger, and
hiding her face in her hands, walked to the window.
"No, it's the way of the world," continued Boxem,
with a sigh; "ah—hem!—might I ask if it is in there?"
he concluded, producing a tape-line case.
"It?—in God's name, what it!" sobbed the woman.
"Why—the—the"—stammered her visitor somewhat
abashed, "the body—the corpse, you know! Have
come to measure it. Painful, I know; but business is
business, if it's only coffin business; and I can't possibly
do a neat job without I get a good measure. Something
like the tailoring trade, you see!"
"Body?—corpse?—come to measure it? Oh, I shall
go wild, I shall go wild," persisted the woman, half frantic
at the intimation which came to her that a corpse was
not only in her place, but in the very room where she
slept, and that this fiend who was pursuing her—this
Nemesis, who struck her pride, her ambition, her desires,
her very life, at every move she made, had actually sent
an undertaker there to measure the dead body.
It is hard to tell what would have happened if the good
sense of the undertaker had not come to the relief of the
situation; and, hastily answering her that there had probably
been some mistake, that the order was probably
meant for the next block, and offering other similar
excuses while hastily apologizing for the intrusion, Mr.
Boxem very sensibly went back to his business and his
coffins, five dollars ahead until more promising inquiries
should bring to light the friend of the alleged dead, and
the owner of the money, who, fortunately for Mr. Boxem,
has not appeared to this day.