THE hedge had once been full of
trees and bushes, but they were cut
down and nothing now shot up from
their stubs but long, thin twigs.
In between the stubs grew goat’s-foot
and fool’s-parsley and more
weeds of the same kind, which all
look like one another and are called
wild chervil by people who know no
better.
Their branches were almost as long
as those of the bushes. And they were
as pretentious as though they really
were bushes and as though they did
not wither in the autumn and have
to start all over again with a little
seed, just like some silly daisy or
pansy. They strutted and swaggered,
they rustled in the wind, they
snapped, they lost their leaves and
got new ones, exactly as if their time
were their own. If any one asked
them what they really were, they
pretended not to hear, or turned it
off as a jest, or refused pointblank
to answer.
And then they had beautiful white
flowers, which they lifted high in the
air, like parasols, whereas the real
branches, that grew on the stubs,
never got to look like anything but
overgrown children and could put
forth neither flowers nor fruit.
“Why, here’s quite a wood!” said
the mouse, one evening, sitting under
the foliage and peeping up with her
bright eyes.
“We are the wood,” said the goat’s-foot.
“Pray take a look round,” said the
parsley. “If you like us, build your
nest in us. All that we can offer you
is at your service.”
“Don’t believe them,” said the real
bushes. “They only make a show
while summer lasts. When autumn
comes, they are gone without leaving
a trace behind them.”
“I don’t know anything about autumn,”
said the parsley.
“I don’t believe in autumn,” said
the goat’s-foot. “It’s a cock-and-bull
story with which they take in the
baby bushes.”
“Autumn exists all right,” said the
mouse. “And after that comes winter.
Then the thing is to have one’s
larder full. It’s well I thought of it.
I think I will dig myself a little hole
between the stones and begin laying
up.”
“Let him burrow in the ground that
pleases,” said the parsley.
“We have loftier aims,” said the
goat’s-foot.
Then they stood a bit and said nothing.
And then the parsley sighed
and said what they were both thinking.
“If only a bird would come and
build her nest in us!”
“We would shade it and rock it and
take such care of it that the real
bushes would die of envy,” said the
goat’s-foot.
“Won’t you have me?” asked a
voice.
A queer, gray individual came walking
up the hedge.
“Who are you?” asked the parsley.
“I am the spider,” said the individual.
“Can you fly?” asked the goat’s-foot.
“I can do a little of everything, if
need be.”
“Do you eat flies?” asked the parsley.
“All day long.”
“Do you lay eggs?” asked the
goat’s-foot. “For, of course, you’re
a woman?”
“Yes—thank goodness!” said the
spider.
“Then you’re the bird for us,” said
the parsley.
“You’re heartily welcome,” said
the goat’s-foot. “You look pretty
light, so you won’t break our
branches. Be sure and begin to
build as soon as you please. You’ll
find plenty of materials in the
hedge.”
“It doesn’t matter in the least if you
nip off a leaf here and there,” said
the parsley.
“Thanks, I carry my own materials
with me,” said the spider.
“I don’t see any luggage,” said the
goat’s-foot.
“Perhaps your husband’s bringing
it?” asked the parsley.
“I have no husband, thank goodness!”
said the spider.
“Poor thing!” said the mouse, who
sat listening. “That must be awfully
sad for you.”
“Ah, there’s the usual feminine
balderdash!” said the spider. “That’s
what makes us women such ridiculous
and contemptible creatures. It’s
always ‘my husband’ here and ‘my
husband’ there. I should like to know
what use a husband is to one, when
all’s said. He’s nothing but a nuisance
and a worry. If ever I take another,
he sha’n’t live with me, whatever
happens.”
“How you talk!” said the mouse.
“I can’t think of anything more dismal
than if my husband were to live
away from me. And I should like to
know how I should manage with the
children, if he didn’t help me, the
dear soul!”
“Children!” replied the spider. “Fiddle-de-dee!
I don’t see the use of all
that coddling. Lay your eggs in a
sensible place and then leave them
alone.”
“She doesn’t talk like a bird,” said
the parsley, doubtfully.
“I too am beginning to be uneasy
about her,” said the goat’s-foot.
“You can call me what you like,”
said the spider. “In any case, I don’t
associate with the other birds. If there
are too many of them here, I won’t
even stay.”
“Lord preserve us!” said the parsley,
who began to fear lest she should
go away. “There are hardly ever any
here.”
“They flew into the wood when the
trees were cut down,” said the goat’s-foot.
“Yes, it’s dull here,” said the long
twigs on the stubs. “One never hears
a note.”
“It’s all right here,” said the spider.
“As long as the flies buzz, I’m
content.”
“Here we are!” said the goat’s-foot
and the parsley, straightening themselves.
The spider crawled about and looked
around her and the mouse kept on
following her with her eyes:
“I beg your pardon,” said she. “But
why do you build a nest when you
leave your eggs to shift for themselves?”
“Listen to me, Mousie,” said the spider.
“You may as well look upon me
from the start as an independent
woman. I think only of myself and
my belongings and I look after myself.
If I ever condescend to take a
husband, the milksop will have to look
after himself.”
“Lord, how you speak of him!” said
the mouse. “My husband is bigger
and stronger than I am.”
“I have never met him,” replied the
spider, carelessly. “The men in my
family are scarce a quarter as large
as I am. Wretched creatures, not
worth a fly. I should be ashamed to
share my flat with a customer like
one of those. But now I’m going to
build.”
“You had better wait till it’s light,”
said the parsley.
“What will you build with?” asked
the goat’s-foot.
“I like the dark, as it happens,” said
the spider. “And I carry my own
building-materials.”
Then she scrambled to the top of
the goat’s-foot and looked round the
landscape.
“You must have good eyes to see at
night,” said the mouse. “Mine are
not bad, but still I shouldn’t care to
build a nest by this light.”
“As for eyes, I have eight,” said the
spider. “And they see what they have
to. I have also eight legs, I may as
well tell you, and you needn’t be
struck with amazement on that account.
Taken all round, I am a
woman who knows how to help herself
in an emergency. There’s no coddling
here and no nonsense.”
Now she pressed her abdomen
against the branch of the goat’s-foot
on which she was sitting and then
took a header into the air.
“She’ll break her neck!” cried the
mouse, terrified.
“I haven’t got a neck,” said the spider,
from down below. “And, if I
had, I wouldn’t break it. You go
home to your dear husband and fondle
him. When you come back in the
morning, you shall see what a capable
woman can do who doesn’t waste
her time on love and emotions.”
The mouse went away, because she
had other things to see to and also
because the spider’s words hurt her.
But the goat’s-foot and the fool’s-parsley
were obliged to remain where
they were and so were the long twigs
on the stubs. And the spider behaved
in such a curious manner that none
of them closed an eye all night for
looking at her.
The fact is, she did nothing but take
headers into the air. She jumped first
from one branch and then from another,
then crawled up again and
jumped once more. And, although
she had no wings, as any one could
see, she let herself down quite slowly
to the ground or to another branch,
never missed her jump and did not
come to the least harm. To and fro,
up and down she went, the whole
night long.
“It is a bird,” said the parsley, delightedly.
“Of course,” said the goat’s-foot.
“What else could it be?”
But the twigs on the stubs bobbed
at one another mockingly:
“She’s never been a bird in her life,”
they said. “Can she sing? Have you
heard as much as a chirp from her?”
The goat’s-foot and the parsley
looked at each other doubtfully. And,
when the spider sat still, for a moment,
catching her breath, the parsley
ventured upon a question:
“Can you sing?”
“Pshaw!” replied the spider. “Do
you think I go in for that sort of
twaddle? What is there to sing about?
Life is nothing but toil and drudgery
and, if a lone woman is to hold
her own, she must turn to and set to
work.”
“Birds sing,” said the goat’s-foot.
“They sing because they are in
love,” said the spider. “I am not in
love.”
“Wait till the right man comes
along,” said the parsley.
“If he does, he’d better look out,”
said the spider.
Then she took another header; and
so she went on.
But, when the day began to break,
the goat’s-foot and the parsley were
near snapping with surprise.
The spider was hanging in the air
between their branches. She had
drawn her legs up under her, bundled
herself together and was sleeping
like a top.
“Is she on you?” asked the goat’s-foot.
“No,” replied the parsley. “Is she
on you?”
“No,” said the goat’s-foot.
“She’s not on us either,” said the
twigs.
“It is a bird,” said the parsley and
the goat’s-foot, enraptured.
“A bird doesn’t hang in the middle
of the air, sleeping,” said the twigs.
“It’s an elf,” said the mouse, who
came up at that moment. “Just wait
till it’s quite light: then perhaps we
shall see.”
And, when the sun rose, they saw.
In between the branches of the
goat’s-foot and the fool’s-parsley
were stretched a number of very fine
threads, which crossed one another
and shone in the sun so that it was a
delight to see. Other threads ran
across them in circles, one outside the
other.
“Ah!” said the mouse. “Now I understand.
She was sitting in the middle
of that. But where has she gone
to now?”
“Here I am,” said the spider, from
under a leaf. “I can’t stand the
bright sunlight. What do you think
of my work? But I haven’t finished
yet.”
“Pish!” said the mouse. “Frankly
speaking, I think it’s a funny sort of
nest you’ve made.”
“Nest, nest, nest!” said the spider.
“It’s you who’ve been talking of a
nest, not I. You keep on taking it
for granted that I am a silly, effeminate
woman like yourself and the
others. What use is a nest to me? I’m
all right here under this leaf. It’s
shady here and good enough for me.
The threads are my web. I catch flies
in it. I wonder, shall we have a little
rain? Then I can set to again and
finish my work.”
Presently, the sun disappeared behind
the clouds. A mild and gentle
rain fell and when it stopped the
spider came out and stretched her
eight legs contentedly in the moist
air.
And then she set to work.
They all saw how she pulled a multitude
of very fine threads at a time
from her abdomen. Then she began
to unravel them with combs which
she had at the ends of her legs, twisted
them together into one thick
thread and hung it beside the others
where she thought that the opening
was too large or the net not strong
enough. All the threads were greasy
and sticky, so that the flies would
have to hang fast in them. Later in
the day, the web was ready; and they
all admired it because it was so
pretty.
“Now I’m settled,” said the spider.
At that moment came a starling
and sat on the top of one of the long
twigs:
“Is there nothing to eat here?” he
asked. “A few grubs? A spider or
so?”
The goat’s-foot and the parsley said
nothing: they almost withered with
fright at the idea of losing their
lodger. The mouse made off, for
safety’s sake, but the twigs on the
stubs cried with one breath that a
nice fat spider had just come and
had spun her web in the night.
“I can see none,” said the starling
and flew away.
But the spider, quick as lightning,
had let herself down to the ground
by a long thread and lay there as still
as if she were dead. Now she crept
up again and sat in the middle of
her web with all her eight legs outstretched.
“That was a near thing,” she said.
“Now my turn’s coming.”
Up came a smart little fly, who
didn’t see the web but flew in and
got caught, poor fellow.
“That’s an earnest,” said the spider.
She bit the fly with her mandibles,
which were filled with poison, so that
he died at once. Then she ate him.
And she did the same with the next
three that came into the web. After
that, she could eat no more. She let
a good many little insects, that had
the misfortune to get caught, hang
and sprawl, without stirring a limb.
When a good fat fly came along,
she bit him dead, spun a little web
round him and hung him up:
“He may come in handy one day,
when I run short,” she said.
“Very sensible,” said the mouse.
“That’s really the first thing you’ve
said that I can agree with. But,
otherwise, I am bound to say I don’t
care for your ways. They’re far too
sly for me. And then you use poison,
like the adder. That, I think, is
mean.”
“You think so, do you?” said the
spider, with a sneer. “Is it any worse
than what you others do? I suppose
you blow a trumpet when you sneak
out after your prey; eh, you pious
little mouse?”
“Indeed I could, if I had a trumpet,”
said the mouse. “Thank goodness,
I am not a robber and murderer
like yourself. I gather nuts and
acorns and anything else that comes
to hand and I have never hurt a
soul.”
“No, you’re a dear little woman of
the old-fashioned sort,” said the spider,
“You take other people’s leavings
and are quite happy. Then you
go home and let your husband and
children pet and fondle you. I’m not
built that way, let me tell you. I
don’t care for caresses, but I have an
appetite. I want meat: nice, juicy
fly-meat; and lots of it. I ask nothing
of anybody, but get myself
what I want. If things go well, I
have all the honour and pleasure myself;
if they go badly, I don’t go crying
to anybody. It would be a good
thing if there were more women like
me.”
“You’re so rough,” said the mouse.
“Fiddlesticks!” replied the spider.
“It’s all one. I’m no worse than most
people. Take the goat’s-foot and the
parsley: they fight for the butterflies
and bees and steal each other’s light
and air as much as they can.”
“Very true,” said the parsley.
“An exceedingly sensible woman,”
said the goat’s-foot.
“That’s such an ugly name of
yours,” said the mouse.
“Can’t help that,” said the spider.
“Some people call me venom-head,[1]
because of those few drops of poison
I carry in my mandibles. They’re so
immensely upset about the poor flies
I catch; and they kill a fly themselves
if he only settles on their nose. It’s
six of one and half a dozen of the
other. Nothing but sentimental affectation.
Besides, I have no objection
to changing my name. You can
call me spinner, if you prefer. That’s
a word which a dainty little lady like
you can pronounce without fainting;
and it suits me, because there’s not an
animal in the world that spins as
beautifully as I do.”
“That’s all very likely,” said the
mouse, shaking her head. “But what
you do is ugly and you yourself are
so hideous that there’s no excusing
you.”
“Is that it?” asked the spider and
laughed. “Look here, little Mrs.
Mouse: I’m rationally dressed. My
homely gray clothes suit my work
and don’t attract unnecessary attention.
Thank goodness, I don’t have
to dress up like the others, who deck
themselves out to obtain love and
happiness and who strut and swagger
in a way that a sensible person
would be ashamed of. But,
of course, the ninnies despise me
for my plain frocks. Let them!
What do I care for ninnies? And,
if they come into my meshes, I’ll
eat them.”
The mouse shook her head and went
away. The parsley and the goat’s-foot
muttered softly to each other.
The spider hung in her net, stretched
her legs and digested her food.
When the sun came out, she crept
under her leaf and then the mouse
came back and peeped up:
“Is she asleep?” she asked.
“I think so,” said the parsley. “And
you had better not wake her with
your chattering.”
“She’s our bird, once and for all,”
said the goat’s-foot. “Though she
may behave differently from other
birds, she has done us the honour and
shown us the confidence to build in
us and therefore we ask that she may
be respected.”
“A nice sort of bird!” said the twigs,
with a sneer.
“In any case, she’s better than nothing,”
said the parsley.
“Such louts as you had better hold
your tongues,” said the goat’s-foot.
“No one builds in you, at any rate.”
“She’s not a bird,” said the mouse.
“But that’s no reason why she
shouldn’t be very good. Now I think
that she’s a poor, unhappy old maid,
who has fallen out with existence.
Perhaps her sweetheart jilted her;
that leaves a wound. My first husband
ran away with a white mouse,
just after my children were born. So
I speak from experience.”
“That’s possible,” said the parsley,
thoughtfully. “But what can one do
in a case like that?”
“We must try and make her happy,”
said the mouse. “If she goes on
leading this lonely life, she will grow
more bitter every day and at last all
gentler feelings will be stifled in her.
If we could only find a husband
for her!”
“Yes, if we only could!” said the
parsley.
“Then perhaps she would build a
real nest, with little eggs in it,” said
the goat’s-foot.
“Perhaps she would sing to her
young,” said the parsley.
“That would at once entitle us to
rank with the bushes,” said the goat’s-foot.
“What are you talking about?”
asked the spider, putting out her
head from under the leaf.
“We’re talking about you,” said the
mouse. “We were saying that you
really ought to get married. It’s not
good, in the long run, for a woman
to live alone. It makes her queer and
sour. If you only knew how delightful
it is to see one’s dear little young
and feed them and educate them!”
“Stuff!” said the spider.
“It’s the provision of nature,” said
the mouse. “And I will do what I
can for you, no matter what you say.
I see a heap of spiders daily on my
way along the hedge. They are certainly
much smaller than you, but
nice fellows, for all that. Perhaps I
may meet a big one, too. Then I
shall tell him that there’s a charming
young lady over here, longing for a
sweetheart.”
“Then you’ll be telling an awful
lie,” said the spider. “And you needn’t
look for one who is bigger than I,
for our men are all miserable under-sized
vermin. I tell you, no one looks
upon them as worth a straw. It’s long
been understood among us that it’s
only the women that are good for
anything.”
“Well, I’m going,” said the mouse.
“I shall find the right man yet. And
I feel sure that you’ll be much more
amiable when you’re in love.”
“Run away, Mousie,” said the spider.
“The man who can please me
isn’t born yet. But you have nothing
in your head but love and nonsense.”
She killed a fly, spun a web round
him and hung him up and then hid
under the leaf. The mouse went
away, the parsley and the goat’s-foot
put their heads together and
talked of the future.
The next morning, a really nice
gentleman-spider was sitting on the
parsley, but a good way off from the
snappish young lady.
He had brushed his clothes and
spun a couple of fine threads to show
what he could do. He bent and
stretched his legs for her to see
that he was well-shaped. Seven of his
eyes beamed with love, while the
eighth took care that she didn’t eat
him:
“Allow me, miss, to offer you my
hand and heart,” said he.
“He’s a fair-spoken man,” said the
parsley.
“A charming man,” said the goat’s-foot.
“It was I that sent him here,” said
the mouse.
“Idiot!” said the damsel.
But the spider did not throw up the
game so easily. He gracefully bowed
his thorax, set two of his eyes to
watch that nothing happened to him
and looked doubly enamoured with
the other six:
“Do not think that I mean to be a
burden to you,” he said. “I have my
own web a little way down the hedge
and I can easily catch the few flies I
require. I have even got five real fat
ones hanging and spun up, which I
shall esteem it an honour to offer you
to-morrow, so that you may see that
it is love alone that urges me to propose
to you.”
“Is that you talking your nonsense?”
said the damsel. “What the
blazes should I do with such a silly
man?”
“Dear me!” he said—and now there
was only one eye in love, so fierce was
her air—“If my courtship seems inopportune
to you, I will retire at
once and wait till another time....”
“I rather think that’s the wisest
thing you could do,” said she. “Clear
out, this minute, or I’ll....”
He slid down a thread in no time
and she after him. But he escaped
and, a little later, she was sitting in
her web again, looking sourer than
ever.
“What a woman!” said the mouse.
“Yes, just so!” said the spider.
“It doesn’t do to take the first that
comes,” said the parsley.
“It’s only that he wasn’t the right
one,” said the goat’s-foot.
But the unfortunate suitor went
round the hedge telling the other
spiders about the charming and remarkable
lady whose web hung between
the parsley and the goat’s-foot.
“She is so big,” he said, spreading
his legs as wide as he could. “I have
never seen any one so pretty in my
life. But she’s as proud as a peacock.
I shall certainly die of grief at her
refusal. In any case, one thing is
sure, that I shall never marry.”
They listened to him wide-eyed and
made him tell them again. It was not
long before the story of the proud
and beautiful spider-princess went
the round of the hedge. As soon as
the men had finished their day’s
work, they came together and sat and
talked about her. Each of them had
his own observations to make, but
gradually they were all so excited
with love that they thought they simply
could not live unless they won
the fair one.
One after the other, they set out
a-wooing and they all fared badly.
The first was a dashing fellow, who
had chaffed the unfortunate suitor
mercilessly for promising her the five
flies which he had got spun up at
home in his web:
“Women don’t care a hang for
promises,” he said. “They like their
presents down, then and there. You
just watch me.”
He came dragging a splendid blue-bottle
along and laid it without a
word at the damsel’s feet.
“Do you think I would allow a man
to support me?” she said.
Before he could look round, she had
caught him and eaten him up. She
scornfully let the fly be, but, later in
the afternoon, when she thought no
one saw her, she came down notwithstanding
and ate it.
And the wooers that came after
fared not a whit better.
She ate six of them in the middle
of their speech and two had not even
time to open their mouths. One was
caught by the starling, just as he was
about to make his bow, and one fell
into the ditch with fright, when she
looked at him, and was drowned.
“That makes twelve,” said the
mouse.
“I have not counted them,” said the
spider. “But now I presume they’ll
leave me in peace.”
“You’re a terrible woman,” said the
mouse. “I prophesy you’ll end by
going childless to your grave.”
For the first time, the spider seemed
a little pensive.
“Now her hard heart is melting,”
said the mouse.
“Oh!” said the wild parsley.
“Ah!” said the goat’s-foot.
“Stuff!” said the spider.
But she continued to look pensive
and stared at her combs and never
noticed that a fly flew into her web.
Presently, she said:
“The fact is, one ought at least to
see that one brings a pair of strapping
wenches into the world. I suppose
it’s my duty to leave somebody
behind me to inherit my contempt
for those wretched men.”
“She’s on the road!” whispered the
mouse.
And the goat’s-foot and the fool’s-parsley
nodded and neither of them
said a word, so as not to disturb her
in her reflections.
But the mouse hurried off to the
hedge and called all the surviving
gentleman-spiders together:
“The one who proposes to the princess
to-morrow gets her,” said she.
“She’s quite altered. She’s melted.
Her heart is like wax. She won’t
catch any flies, won’t eat, won’t drink
and just sits and stares wistfully before
her. Look sharp!”
Then the mouse ran away.
But the spiders looked at one another
doubtfully. Not one of them
had the proper courage to risk the
attempt, seeing how badly the twelve
had fared, and a few even of the
wiser ones went up at once and hid
under their leaves, so as not to fall
into temptation.
A few remained behind, who
thought about what the mouse had
said, including one little young, thin
one, who had always listened while
the others were talking about the
wonderful princess, but had never
said anything himself:
“I think I’ll try,” he said, suddenly.
“You?” cried all the others, in one
breath.
And they began to laugh at the
thought that this chap should achieve
what so many a bold spider-fellow
had lost his life in attempting.
But the little chap let them laugh
as much as they pleased:
“I don’t suppose I’m poaching on
your preserves,” he said. “There’s
none of you that has the pluck. And
I just feel like making the experiment.
I’ve been there to look at her
and, by Jove, she is a fine woman!
If she’s rejected the twelve, perhaps
she’ll accept the thirteenth. Also, I
think the suitors went the wrong way
to work.”
“Oh, you think so, do you?” said
the others, still laughing. “And how
will you go to work?”
“You can come with me and see for
yourselves,” he said. “I’ll stroll across
to-morrow and propose.”
And he did, the next morning.
He came crawling up on his eight
legs, very sedately and circumspectly.
A little behind him came all that was
left in the way of man-spiders in the
hedge. The long twigs on the stubs
stretched out their necks to see him.
The parsley and the goat’s-foot
spread out both flowers and leaves,
to make his road as easy as possible.
The mouse stood on her hind-legs
with curiosity and stared and listened.
The princess herself sat in her web
and pretended not to see him.
“Noble princess,” he said, “I have
come to ask you if you will have me
for your husband.”
“This is the thirteenth,” she said.
But within herself she thought that
she liked him better than the others.
They had all wanted to take her for
their wife: this one begged her to
take him for her husband. That
sounded modest and well-mannered.
“She’s giving way,” said the mouse
and danced with rapture.
“Hush!” said the parsley.
“Hark!” said the goat’s-foot.
“She hasn’t eaten him yet!” whispered
the gentleman-spiders to one
another.
“I well know,” said the wooer, “how
presumptuous it is of me to address
such a request to you. What is a
wretched man compared with a woman
and, in particular, what is a silly
fellow like myself to you, who are
the largest and cleverest lady in all
the hedge? But that is just what attracts
me to you.”
She turned and looked at him. He
nearly fell to the ground with fright
and cast his eight eyes down before
him. All the other gentleman-spiders
rushed away at a furious pace.
“Now she’ll eat him,” said the
goat’s-foot and the parsley.
“She is a sweet young thing!” said
the twigs on the stubs.
“She’s a terrible woman!” said the
mouse.
But she did not eat him.
She caught a fly that flew into her
web just then and began leisurely
to devour it, while attentively contemplating
her suitor.
He was an ugly little beggar, especially
now, when he was shaking
all over his body, because he thought
that his last hour had struck. But
that was just how she liked to see
him. She thought that quite the right
attitude for a man. And, when he
saw that she gave no sign of making
for him, he recovered to such an extent
that he was able to finish his
speech:
“I quite understand that you can’t
see anything at all good-looking in
me,” he said. “I don’t want to make
myself out better than I am; and I
am only a miserable man. But, if I
could become the father of a daughter
who was like you, I should consider
that I had attained the object
of my life and give thanks most
humbly for my good fortune.”
Then a wonderful thing came to
pass. She took the leg of a fly and
threw it to him, which among spiders
means the same as “yes.”
Quivering with happiness and apprehension,
he crept nearer to her.
“Very well,” she said. “I accept
you. But mind you don’t irritate me.
For then I’ll eat you.”
“She’s accepted him!” said the
mouse and swooned away with delight.
“She’s accepted him!” said the
goat’s-foot and the parsley.
“She’s accepted him!” said the twigs
on the stubs and rustled for sheer
astonishment.
“She’s accepted him!” cried the gentleman-spiders,
who had come back,
but now ran away again, partly to
spread the news in the hedge and
partly so as not to be eaten at the
wedding.
And it was a wedding.
The whole hedge was a scene of
jubilation and the mouse was the
gladdest of them all, for it was her
doing. Or perhaps the fool’s-parsley
and the goat’s-foot were gladder still,
for they would now have that family-life
in their tops which they
had so often longed for and which
would raise them to the level of the
real bushes. As for the twigs on the
old stubs, they were infected with
the universal joy and forgot their
envy.
The wedding took place forthwith,
for there was nothing to wait for.
The parsley and the goat’s-foot scattered
their white flowers on every
side to mark the festival. The mouse
dragged her little ones up the hedge
so that they might see the happy
bridal pair; the bluebell rang, the
poppy laughed and the bindweed
closed her petals half an hour earlier
than usual so as not to embarrass the
newly-married couple with a misplaced
curiosity.
The bride ate all the flies that she
had spun up, without offering the
bridegroom one. But that did not
matter, for he was up to the throat
in happiness, so he could not have
got a morsel down in any case. He
made himself as small as possible.
Once, when she stroked him on the
back with one of her combs, he shook
till they thought that he would die.
The mouse was astir early next
morning:
“Have you seen nothing of the
young couple?” she asked.
“No,” said the parsley.
“They’re asleep,” said the goat’s-foot.
“Ah!” said the mouse. “What a
good thing that we got her married
at last. Now you’ll see how sweet
and amiable she will become. There
is no end to the wonders that love
can work. And when the children
come!...”
“Do you think she’ll sing then?”
asked the goat’s-foot.
“I shall hope for the best,” said the
mouse. “She does not look as if she
had a voice, but, as I said—love!
Now you’ll just see, when she comes,
what a radiance there will be about
her. I half doubt if we shall know
her when we see her.”
And the mouse laughed and the
parsley and the goat’s-foot laughed
and the sun rose and laughed with
the rest.
Then the spider came crawling
from under her leafy hiding-place.
“Good luck! Good luck!” squeaked
the mouse.
“Good luck! Good luck!” said the
parsley and the goat’s-foot.
The spider stretched herself and
yawned. Then she went off and sat
in her web, as though nothing had
happened.
“Where’s the husband?” asked the
mouse. “Won’t he get out of bed?”
“I’ve eaten him this morning,” replied
the spider.
The mouse gave a scream that was
heard all over the hedge. The parsley
and the goat’s-foot trembled so that
all their flowers fell off. The twigs
snapped as though a storm were raging.
“He looked so stupid and ugly as
he sat there beside me,” said the spider;
“so I ate him. He could have
staid away!”
“Heaven preserve us all!” screamed
the mouse. “To eat one’s own, lawful
husband!”
“Oh dear, oh dear!” said the goat’s-foot
and the parsley.
“Stuff!” said the spider.
That day was very quiet in the
hedge and the next was no livelier.
The spider attended to her web and
caught and ate more flies than ever.
She did not speak a word and looked
so fierce that no one dared speak a
word to her. The gentleman-spiders
took good care not to come near her.
They met every evening and talked
about it.
“Yes, but he got her all the same!”
said the most romantic of them.
Then the others fell upon him and
asked him if he thought that that
was happiness, to be eaten by one’s
wife on the morning after the wedding.
And he didn’t know what to
answer, for his romance wasn’t so
very real, after all.
The mouse stole away dejectedly
and went to her hole. She took the
thing to heart as though it had happened
in her own family. The goat’s-foot
and the parsley hung their
screens and felt sheepish and ashamed
in the face of the twigs on the stubs.
And so great was their overthrow
that even the twigs thought it would
be a shame to scoff at them.
But, one day, when there was a blazing
sun and the spider had crawled
as far as she could into the shade of
the leaf, the parsley bent down to
the mouse’s hole and whispered:
“Psst!... Mousie!...”
“What is it?” asked the mouse and
came out.
“It’s only the goat’s-foot and I who
have something to ask you,” said the
parsley. “Tell me—you’re so clever—don’t
you believe that it’s possible
that the spider may become a different
person when she begins to lay
her eggs?”
“I believe nothing now,” said the
mouse. “I shall never believe that
that woman will ever lay eggs.”
But she did, for all that.
One fine morning, she began and
behaved in such a way that no one in
the hedge ever forgot the story:
“Ugh!” she said. “That one should
be bothered with this nonsense with
children now!”
She laid a heap of ten eggs and
stood looking at them, angrily.
“Build a nest for your eggs,” said
the parsley. “All that we have and
possess is at your disposal.”
“Sit on them and hatch them,” said
the goat’s-foot. “We will weave a
roof over you, so the sun won’t inconvenience
you in the least.”
“Lay up some small flies for the
children, for when they come out,”
said the mouse. “You have no idea
what those young ones can eat.”
“Practise singing to them a bit,”
said the twigs on the stubs.
“Stuff!” said the spider.
She laid four more heaps. Then she
began to spin a fine, close covering
of white threads to wrap each heap
in separately.
“She’s not quite heartless,” said the
mouse.
The spider took a heap, went down
the hedge and buried it in the
ground. Then up again for the next
heap and so on until all the five
heaps were buried.
“There!” she said. “Now that’s
done with! And they won’t catch me
at it again. Now at least I am a free
and independent woman once more.”
“A nice woman!” said the mouse.
“A shame and a disgrace to her sex,
that’s what she is!”
“Such a dear little bird!” said the
twigs on the stubs, sarcastically.
But the parsley and the goat’s-foot
said nothing.
The next morning the spider was
gone.
“The starling caught her,” said the
mouse. “She was gone in a twinkling.
I saw it myself.”
“If only she doesn’t make him ill,”
said the twigs. “She must have been
a bad mouthful.”
Then autumn came and winter.
The mouse sat snug in her hole and
the spider’s eggs lay snug in the
ground. The goat’s-foot and the
parsley withered and died. The
twigs on the stubs lost their leaves,
but rustled on through storm and
frost and snow until next spring.