INTRODUCTION.
Among various other particularities
which marked the whimsicality of our Sexagenarian’s
character, there were discovered
in his manuscript, a great many specimens
of Dedications, ready cut and
dried.
Of these, some were inscribed with due
solemnity to very great men, to Ministers,
Prelates, Court Favourites, and so forth;
others were written in a less formal style
to individuals of known genius, talents, and
learning; one or two were of a playful
kind, and addressed to old college friends
and acquaintance; one more particularly
was of a facetious tendency in the character
of Satan to Bonaparte. Oh! that
the Sexagenarian had but lived to witness
the catastrophe of that miscreant adventurer!
But of all these pieces, some composed
with more and some with less care and
circumspection, one more immediately
forced itself upon the attention, inscribed
TO AN OLD WOMAN.
Something of an introduction seems indispensable
on the present occasion, and
perhaps nothing more to the purpose could
easily be met with; so it is inserted verbatim
et literatim from the original document.
“My dear old Woman,
“Those were good old times for poor authors,
when the usual accompaniment of
an adulatory Dedication to some great
personage, was ten pounds. Alas! there is
no such thing now-a-days. It is well if
when dismissed from the audience of the
patron, you are bowed out with a little faint
praise, and a civil leer. Yet such is the
effect of habit, and so inconsistent is the
character of man, that there are no authors
of equal celebrity with myself, (hem!) who
will condescend to place their works before
the public, without a Dedication, or Inscription
of one kind or other.
“But as ill luck would have it, my literary
pilgrimage has been so long and so
extended, that I have exhausted my catalogue
of illustrious names, numerous as it
was. I am compelled, as the French term
it, “jouer à coupe un,” in other words, to
play alone. I am reduced to the necessity
of looking about for somebody who
cannot in reason refuse the honour intended;
from whom nothing is to be expected
but a good-humoured acquiescence
in whatever I may choose to say; whose
vanity expects no flattery, whose pride can
receive no wound.
“Where then can I look with more complacency,
comfort, and confidence, than to
“MY DEAR OLD WOMAN?
“Here I may expatiate without fear of
interruption, and what is more, without
suspicion of my sincerity upon those intellectual
qualities, which I have witnessed for
almost half a century, growing as it were
from a grain of mustard-seed to a tree,
beneath whose spreading branches children
and grand-children have reposed in
security and peace. I might enlarge upon
the sagacity which foresaw the approach
of human ill, on the discretion which encountered,
and on the fortitude which endured
it. Yes! the imagination might
indulge itself in remembering the delight
with which we traversed together, the gay
and enlivening fields of youth, and the
cheerfulness and composure with which the
chilling winds of age were opposed.
“But on this subject it is time to pause,
difficult as it is to forego the last opportunity
of expatiating upon these fairy visions,
the remembrance of which is still so dear.
Mirror of Life, the glories thus depart
Of all that Love, and Youth, and Fancy frame,
When painful Anguish speeds the piercing dart,
Or Envy blasts the blooming flowers of Fame.
“To conclude in plain prose. Mayst
thou with whom the various incidents of a
perturbed life have been participated, the
pressure of which has again and again
been alleviated by thy sympathy, accept,
in no adulatory terms of praise, but in
those of sober gratitude and truth, my
heartfelt acknowledgments of thy goodness.
“Well can I remember that when thou
wast an object of admiration, not to the
gay and thoughtless alone, but to the
grave, the sedate, and the wise, that no
external allurement could ever divert thee
from the obligations of duty.
“Nor can I forget, that when our earlier
career was obstructed by briars and thorns,
thy sagacity found means to lessen their
asperity, and thy unwearied exertions never
failed to facilitate their removal. Surely
too, amidst the sufferings and sorrows of
repeated sickness, did thy tenderness
assuage the pain, and impart the most delightful
and salutary balm.
“The first vigour of my warm and
youthful fancy was employed in representing
the emotions excited by thy presence.
The last occupation of my trembling pen,
is to offer, with an unfeigned devotion, the
solemn prayer, that thy decline of life may
be as little rugged and disturbed as the
condition of humanity will permit; and so
Farewell.”
CHAPTER I.
Scilicet hæc stultos mortales fallit inanis
Spes vitæ, doctis eadem indoctisque minatur
Mors tamen, et magno finem impositura labori,
Desidiæ et magnæ.—Nunc si sapis ergo Viator
Vive tibi.
Theodori Bezæ, Juvenilia.
It is not always that the manuscripts of authors
fall into good and faithful hands. He, the substance
of whose history is now about to be given, would frequently
make this observation, but he little thought
what would be the ultimate destination of his own.
Our friend was of a character somewhat singular;
yet, like most other men, he had very mixed qualities.
The world gave him credit for learning
and talents; many of his productions were very
favourably received, and extensively circulated.
He did not, however, so much pride himself upon
his reputation, as on the means by which he
acquired it. From an humble origin and obscure
situation, with many obstructions to remove, and
great difficulties to overcome, he contrived to raise
himself to honourable distinction, and might
reckon among his acquaintance, at least, a large
proportion of those individuals, who in the last
fifty years excited curiosity and respect, from their
station, their learning, and their abilities. He
had substantial reasons to believe that Mr. Pitt
thought favourably of him; he was patronized by
Lord Chancellor Roslyn; he received kindness
from the venerable Archbishop Moore. He expressed
himself with emotions of the warmest gratitude
towards Bishops Porteus, Barrington, Tomline,
and Bathurst. He had frequent and familiar
intercourse with the most learned men of his time;
with Porson much, much with Burney, not a little
with Dr. Parr, some with Dean Vincent, Dr. Maltby,
Bishop Burgess, Professor Marsh, Professor
Vince. The catalogue indeed might be far, though
perhaps uselessly, extended.
Of some of the advantages which such connections
promised, he did not avail himself as far as
he might; others he turned to the best of purposes.
He had always a weak and delicate constitution,
which, aided by a sedentary life, excited a morbid
sensibility, and occasioned an improper and timid
distrust of himself, at times, and on occasions,
when he most wanted self-confidence. This nervous
weakness, which he often and deeply lamented,
materially obstructed his elevation to situations of
honour and of rank, to which certain of his qualifications
seemed naturally to point the way, and
the avenues to which, might eventually have been
facilitated to him, by some at least of his high
connections.
Notwithstanding these and other infirmities, a
few friends loved him well. Among some of
his better qualities, he possessed good conversation
talents, talents he used to say not so much
cultivated in this country as they ought, since they
never fail to produce a powerful impression, and
often outweigh more substantial and important endowments.
Every man, he would assert, of the
commonest observation, if he has lived at all in the
world, must have much to remember which deserves
communication. He was once urging this
in his careless way, when he was reminded by a
friend, whose judgment he much valued, that few
were better qualified than himself, to produce from
what he must have remembered, and was certainly
able to communicate, a pleasing and a useful memorial
of himself and his contemporaries; their
entrance into and progress in life; their pursuits,
successes, and disappointments. He promised to
think of it, and it appears that he did so.
It is to be apprehended that some untoward
circumstances, some mortifications or disappointments,
clouds of duskier hue, attended him in the
decline of life. He disappeared rather abruptly
from among his friends.
One morn we missed him on the ’customed hill,
Along the heath, and near his favourite tree;
Another came, nor yet beside the rill,
Nor up the lawn, nor at the wood was he.
The circumstances of his death are but imperfectly
known. No one was more likely to fall a
premature victim to too great anxiety, and it was
conjectured that too large a share of it, accelerated
his withdrawing himself from the society he loved.
Be this as it may: a few months since, was advertised
to be sold by auction, at the rooms of a popular
auctioneer, under a fictitious name, his well
chosen library. Among the books were some manuscripts,
which it was thought the family ought
to have preserved. One in particular, was a very
large Common-place-book, from the examination
of which it was evident, that at some period of his
life or other, he had meditated the composition of
Memoirs of his literary life, with anecdotes of all
the distinguished personages, with whom he had
lived on terms of greater or less familiarity. But
all was confusion; there was nothing like arrangement.
In one place, “Anecdotes of Bishop ⸺,”
in another, “Particulars of my Interview with the
Lord Chancellor.” In the very middle of the volume,
“A Narrative of my Boyish Days till I went
to the University.” This last, as far as it goes,
seems the only portion of the manuscript, in which
any thing like chronological order was observed.
In the hurry of the sale, by some accident or
other, this Common-place-book was disregarded,
which may in some degree be accounted for from
the following circumstance:—Our friend wrote
a miserable hand; the rapidity to which he accustomed
himself, made his manuscript almost
illegible. On this subject he would often tell
many facetious stories of himself and his printer.
On one occasion he was grievously tormented by a
devil, at the moment of his being helped to a second
slice of venison, (for he loved good eating) who
came with two large sheets of copy to beg that he
would put dots to his i’s. At another time, he was
seriously remonstrated with by his printer, a very
worthy and primitive sort of man, for being the
cause of more profane swearing in the printing-office,
than is usually heard at Billingsgate.—“Sir,”
exclaimed the honest printer, “the moment
copy from you is divided among the compositors,
volley succeeds volley, as rapidly and as
loudly as in one of Lord Nelson’s victories.”
Our friend shook his head, but he was incorrigible.
To return to the auction. Several of the company
took this said Common-place-book into their hands,
but as instantly laid it down again in despair. One
person indeed rather maliciously asked if it was
Arabic. At length it was put up; nobody bade a
sixpence, till a sly old man from one corner of the
room who having known the author, recognized his
hand writing exclaimed, “I will give a dollar for
the chance of making out something.” It is superfluous
to say, that there was no competition. The
old gentleman carried off his bargain without molestation
or envy. It was a long time before he
could make an iota of his purchase, nor would he
perhaps at all, if accident had not thrown him in
the way of our friend the printer. This good man
recollected, with no small delight, the Shibboleth
(if such a term may be used to an autograph) of
his old but tormenting acquaintance. They accordingly
put their heads together, and the Reader is
here presented with the result of their joint but
continued labour. Labour indeed it might be
called, for Porson would sooner have unravelled
an Ethiopic inscription, than they were by much
exertion, able to decypher a sheet of this abominable
manuscript. They succeeded at length.
It is by no means intended on their parts to
vouch for the entire authenticity of every fact, and
anecdote, and circumstance, which these pages unfold.
They however profess, and the printer more
particularly, such a general confidence in the veracity
of their old acquaintance, as to believe that
there is no intentional misrepresentation, nor any
thing set down in malice. Above all, the most remote
idea of inflicting a wound on any person, who
may survive to see some slight designation of themselves,
is earnestly and emphatically disclaimed.
CHAPTER II.
The only part of the manuscript, at all Egotistical,
is the narrative of boyish days, which has the
appearance of being drawn up for the amusement
of some intimate friend. It commences thus:—
“I will give the earliest information of myself,
that I can remember; and as I have no motive for
misrepresentation, the accuracy of my narrative
need not be questioned.
One of the earliest things I recollect of myself is,
that I had a certain pruriency of parts, which induced
my friends to suppose, that there was something
in me, beyond the ordinary level of boys of
my age. I fear, however, that the harvest did not
correspond with the promise of the spring; or
rather, perhaps, that the partiality of parents and
relatives, was in the first instance delusive. This,
however, was not their fault, for they certainly bestowed
upon me the best education, which their
means and opportunities afforded. Of the first
schools to which I was put, I remember very little;
I fear that I did not learn much: at length I was
told that I was to go to a Latin school. I retain
the strong impression, that this intelligence electrified
my whole frame. A train was laid to my ambition,
and I already conceived myself at the very
summit of literary honour and distinction. But I
was bitterly disappointed; my instructor knew nothing
of the matter: he began at the wrong end,
and I was plunged into the midst of a crabbed
Latin author, without even knowing my accidence,
for a time, however, I kept blundering on; conscious
to myself, that I was making no progress, and
having credit with my master for a large portion of
dulness. How long this misuse of valuable hours
might have continued, I cannot say; not improbably
till I had arrived at the dignity of pounding
a mortar, spreading plasters, and compounding
medicines. Accident at length removed me to a
wider, a fairer, and more promising field. I must
however do myself the justice of declaring, that on
since looking round me, in a circle not extremely
limited, I have never been able to recognize any
of the individuals, in whose society I dogs-eared the
Colloquies of Corderius, and bewildered myself in
the Fables of Phædrus.
An opportunity presented itself of removing me
to a remote province, where good education, good
air, and kind treatment, came recommended under
the sanction of a desireable economy. My hopes
expanded, and my ardour increased. I loved my
parents, dearly loved them; but I had a certain
portion of ambition, which stimulated me to the attempt
of rising above the situation in which circumstances
had placed me, and I had discernment
enough to see, that this could not be done by remaining
where I was. I left home therefore with
many golden and flattering dreams, and I arrived
at the place of my destination, when the Midsummer
vacation was about half expended. I had an imposing
sprightliness of manner, and a conciliating
good humour. The first obtained me a credit which
I did not deserve, the latter procured the kindness
which as a stranger, I wanted. On being questioned
as to what I had read, it appeared that I
was seemingly familiar with various books, which
intimate a considerable advancement in knowledge.
The master predicted that I should be a feather in
his cap; my dame was certain that I should cut a
figure.
Black Monday at length arrived—the boys assembled.
From what they had heard, some were
jealous of me, others viewed me askance, and all
kept at a distance. I at length stood forth. Alas!
it was found that I knew nothing. My master
was at first angry, and thought me wilfully perverse.
He left me for a while; then came to me
again—soothed and cheered me. It was all in
vain. I knew nothing. What was to be done?
Instead of being placed in one of the higher classes,
the master most judiciously determined, that I should
begin again, from the very first rudiments. This
was hitting the right nail on the head. Every thing
went on smoothly. At first I proceeded slowly—perhaps
with a little sullenness; but I soon found
that I was progressively getting that which I had
not—knowledge.
I look back to these enchanting scenes with no
ordinary satisfaction. A momentary bliss is imparted
by the recollection. Ah! why should they
return no more! Then it was, that the heart, untainted
by vice, and uncorrupted by the world,
expanded itself to the impression of nature’s beauties;
when the mind, full of hope and ardour,
thirsting for improvement, which was every day
obtained, indulged in lovely golden dreams of
fancy, and constructed imaginary castles, with all
the accompaniments of Sylph and Fairy creation.
I very soon imbibed a love for reading, which almost
instantaneously became a passion. I was voracious.
The difficulty of satisfying my appetite in an obscure
village of a distant province, remote from any
market-town, served but to increase it. The first
beginnings of a literary life do not always constitute
the least interesting part of it. Memory delights
to retrace a few incidents at this period, the narration
of which will at least amuse myself.
I hoarded my scanty allowance to subscribe to
a circulating library, which I had heard was to be
found at some four miles distance. It was occasionally
expedient to send hither, to supply the
domestic exigencies of the family. I offered myself
as volunteer for all messages, errands, and parcels,
and I returned laden with the produce of this
contaminated and contaminating receptacle of trash.
I had however a friend, whose kindness and judgment
preserved me from any mighty mischief. My
master had a daughter. It is not impossible that
she may yet live, nor is it utterly improbable that
she may peruse this narrative. Be it so. I do not
less willingly pay the debt of gratitude. This young
lady distinguished me above my fellows, cheered
me, encouraged my desire for books, directed me in
the choice of them, nor did I venture to read any
without the sanction of her awful fiat.
CHAPTER III.
Qui semel imbuerit rugas nutricis amabat.
Shall I say which was the first book that most
strongly excited my curiosity, and interested my
sensibility? It was Tom Jones. My female Mentor
tantalized me without mercy. She would let me
have but one volume at a time; and not only would
not afford me any clue to the concluding catastrophe,
but rather put me upon a wrong scent. Sometimes
too when my impatience of expectation was at the
very highest point possible, the succeeding volume
was mislaid, was lent, was not impossibly lost.
However, after a long and most severe trial, after
hating Blifil with no common hatred, forming a
most friendly intimacy with Partridge, loving Sophia
with rapturous extravagance, I complacently accompanied
dear wicked Tom to the nuptial altar.
I endeavoured of course to procure the other productions
of this popular author, but I well remember
that I did not peruse any of them, no not within
a hundred degrees of the satisfaction, which the
Foundling communicated.
The next book which chance threw in my way
rendered me important service. It enlarged my
mind, multiplied my ideas, inflamed my ambition,
and gave my curiosity and desire of knowledge, a
proper direction. I by accident picked up in a
closet, little frequented, the first volume of Pope’s
translation of the Iliad. It was a mean edition,
which I do not remember to have since seen; but
it had notes and illustrations, which were to me extremely
necessary. It is not possible to express
the enthusiasm, with which I hurried through it, nor
the anxious impatience with which I hastened to
my female adviser to supply the continuation.—Alas!
no more volumes were to be found in the
house. What was to be done? I could not endure
the idea of beginning any other book. I made the
attempt, indeed, but it was impossible. My mind
was too elevated, to descend from gods and heroes,
(from goddesses more particularly, for I adored
Pallas) to the humdrum of common authors, and
the incidents of ordinary life.
At length my fair friend sent for me, to communicate
the joyful and momentous intelligence, that a
gentleman, whose residence was a few miles distant
from our own, compassionated my distress, and had
promised to lend me a volume at a time, if I would
take the trouble to walk and fetch them. I hardly
stayed to express my thanks: it was asking a very
hungry wretch, to feed on the dish most delightful to
his palate. I was at the appointed place as expeditiously
as youthful speed could carry me. The
gentleman was pleased with my ardour, and kindly
encouraged it. He conceived a friendship for me,
and under certain very proper restrictions, accommodated
me with the use of his library.
These were truly Halcyon days, for my friend
was a man of taste and talents, and his collection
of books proved him to be so. Under such auspices,
I essentially increased my store of knowledge.
I remember (and the remembrance at this very distant
period is still painful) that he was absent once
for an interval, to me an eternity, of almost two
months. What a dreadful void, and how was I to
fill it up? I had exhausted the circulating library
above-mentioned, long since. I had read again and
again the little library of my Mentor, when in the
corner of a village shop, I discovered an odd volume
of the Town and Country Magazine. Might I be
permitted to borrow it? The nod of assent was a
signal to me to hurry home with it as fast as possible.
I did not exactly know what to make of it,
but it had the charm of novelty, and occasionally at
the end of each month’s magazine I found some
tolerable poetry. By the way, this incident induces
me to mention a circumstance for which I could
never satisfactorily account. I was, from the first
moment of having ability to read, exceedingly fond
of poetry, and almost as soon as I could write, made
a compilation of those pieces which most suited my
taste, and best pleased my fancy. I had subsequently
read many popular authors, various admired
specimens had been pointed out to me, many
of them were indelibly engraved upon my memory.
I have since composed a great deal in this branch
of literature, and some of my compositions have
been very favourably received. I attained afterwards
a facility of versification, which seems hardly
credible. I once in the course of a short day translated
an heroic epistle from Ovid. It was printed,
and has been approved by scholars. But at the
period of which I am speaking, my repeated efforts
to write any thing in verse, were ineffectual. My
head was stored with poetical images. I had all
the ardour of poetical feeling. I had scenes before
me calculated to awaken and inspire any spark of
genius, however latent; nay more, I fancied myself
in love: but still it would not do. I could not succeed.
What I wrote, wanted strength and nerves,
wanted rithm, wanted harmony, wanted every
thing. How is this to be explained? I must suppose
that I had too great an abundance of ideas,
and had not the skill and judgment to arrange
them.
The scenes of Elysium which I have been describing,
were not doomed to last. What would I
not give, once more to see the fields, and woods, and
streams, through and near which, with romantic
and unwearied step, I so often wandered, with no
companions but my desultory thoughts and unsubstantial
visions. Accept, beloved village, this tribute
of unaffected gratitude. I left your plains
with anguish—I remember them with extacy.
A representation was made by my master, that
he saw in me, indications of qualities and talents
which pointed to some better station, than that of a
village apothecary, and he recommended the sphere
of my education to be enlarged; that I should be
removed to a great school, and finally to the university.
Whether I should have been more useful
to the world, or intrinsically more happy in myself,
if the humbler path had been pursued which was
first chalked out for me, He only knows from
whom no secrets are hid. Flattering representations
in favour of a beloved and only son, are seldom
listened to by parents with a deaf ear; they
were cordially welcomed by mine. In the shortest
interval possible, the plan recommended for my
future instruction, was executed.
CHAPTER IV.
I was now placed under the care of a great
dragon of learning. My sensations, on my first
arrival, at a scene so novel and so strange, cannot
easily be expressed. I was long and seriously unhappy.
I had so much to learn, to arrive at the
level of those who were now my associates, so much
to unlearn, to avoid derision and contempt, that my
situation was for a time truly pitiable. I was
humble, retired, and, as they thought, vulgar;
whilst to me, they all appeared insolent, rude,
intolerable. I had not been taught, or taught
imperfectly, to make Latin verses. This was
my first labour, and arduous it was. I conquered,
however, the difficulty by perseverance,
and became progressively reconciled to my situation.
I cannot say more, for perhaps the period
of my life, which I look back upon with the smallest
degree of satisfaction, is the time consumed in this
seminary. Perhaps I should qualify the term, consumed.
I became a good scholar, in the ordinary
acceptation of the word, but I by no means passed
my time to my satisfaction, and lost, as I then
thought, and still believe, no unimportant portion
of time, in learning to unravel the complicated perplexities
of Greek metre, which after all I very
imperfectly understood. I could, however, at the
time of my departure, compose in Latin with tolerable
ease, read any Latin author without difficulty,
and Greek with no great degree of labour. At
this place and time, when probably the foundation
of my literary character was laid, I have not half
so much to remember, at all deserving commemoration,
as I have of the hours spent at my remote
but beloved village. Two incidents present themselves.
My difficulty in making verses long pursued me.
The pains I took to conquer this inaptitude, this
stupidity, if you please, were inconceivable; many
a severe rebuke, and far worse than rebuke, had I
to sustain from my Orbilius. At length my luckier
stars beamed upon me all at once, in a manner
beyond my comprehension. After being tossed
about in a tumultuous ocean, the storm subsided,
the clouds dispersed, and I saw land. We had
always a double portion of verses for our Saturday’s
exercise. I am not quite certain that the subject
on this occasion was not “Abraham’s sacrifice of
Isaac.” I always went to this task with a heavy
heart, but some how or other, for I cannot explain
the process, words seemed to present themselves
suitable, and in their proper places, and with little
or no exertion I completed my number, with an
equal mixture of self-complacency and self-astonishment.
On the Monday I showed up, with
greater confidence than I had ever before experienced.
The master read my verses, sneered, which
he was wont to do, and said nothing. I well knew
what he meant, but was not discouraged. I felt
within myself, that I had crossed the asses’ bridge,
and I determined to persevere. I did so, and in
the course of the week showed up another and a
still better copy of verses. My master, when he
had proceeded about half way through them,
paused, and looking at me significantly, exclaimed
in a half angry tone, Are these verses your own?
I replied in a tone which satisfied him of the truth,
Yes. I had in consequence, the appellation of good
boy, a term very sparingly and reluctantly bestowed.
The other incident was this. I had not yet conquered
the difficulty of writing English verse. Indeed
I had long given it up in despair. I determined
to make another effort. At a certain part
of the school we were allowed occasionally to make
English verses, instead of hexameters and pentameters;
but it was an act of hardihood to do so,
for the failure was attended with inevitable disgrace
and punishment, derision from the boys, flagellation
from the master. I resolved, however,
to flesh my maiden sword in the enterprize. I succeeded
with one single exception. I had my head
full of old English poetry, of which I was exceedingly
fond, and I unluckily transferred an obsolete
epithet from Spenser, to a version of an ode from
Horace. It was not unaptly applied, but it marks
the extreme shrewdness and felicity with which
boys catch the opportunity of conferring a cognomen.
It gave me a nick-name, and I could not
complain, that it was either absurd or unjust.
I know not whether it be worth the mention,
but here it was that I first had lessons in the
French language, from a raw-boned Scotchman,
whose dialect was as much like the Parisian, as the
barbarous vocabulary of Oonalashka resembles
the polished language of Moscow.
I would now give the character of my instructor,
but as I wish my secret not to be disclosed, I am
aware that I must use no common circumspection.
I do not now indeed dread the lightning of his eye,
the thunder of his voice, or the weight of his arm;
but I do not wish the bonds of complacency and
civility, so long established between us, to be
broken. If any one therefore shall think he can individually
apply what follows, be it at his peril, not
mine.
My master then, be it known, was a most extraordinary
personage; not less distinguished in literature
than in politics. Indeed they who know
him best, and do not love him least, have constantly
been of opinion, that if he had consecrated
more of his time to the first pursuit, and much less
to the latter, he would have enjoyed a far larger
portion both of public esteem and of public honours.
As a master, he was severe, wayward, and
irregular. What he imposed in the form of exercise,
was not always consistent with the time and
capacities to be employed. He would, in solemnity
of tone and manner, declare from his awful
tribunal, that henceforth he should be in the school
at six, and punish those who were absent with the
utmost severity. He would observe this for two or
three mornings, when it passed away like a dream,
and was heard of no more.
Prejudice against individual boys, and strong partiality
in favour of others, is perhaps in some degree
unavoidable, but he did not always take the trouble
to conceal or disguise it. I was not in his favour;
but at this distance of time, and at a period when
no foolish self-love predominates, I verily believe
that he had no justifiable motive for his dislike.
An anecdote here occurs, not much worth relating,
perhaps, except to demonstrate, that confusion and
perplexity of countenance and demeanour, on being
accused of an offence, do not always demonstrate
guilt.
A very reprehensible act of indelicacy had
been perpetrated in the apartment of one of the
upper boys, such as it might be reasonably supposed
no gentleman would commit. It could only
have been done by one in the higher part of the
school, or by a servant; the lower school was denied
the opportunity of access. The upper boys
were assembled by the master in his library, a
place which none of us ever approached without
dismay. After a long preparatory discourse, each
was called upon to declare his innocence upon his
honour. Why he suspected me, I never could
imagine, but he from time to time cast such terror-striking
looks on me, that they were irresistible.
I declared myself innocent upon my honour, but I
was so perplexed and agitated, that I must have
appeared guilty to every one but the real culprit
himself.
It requires at this moment no ordinary effort
of charity and forbearance, entirely to forgive
so great an act of cruelty and injustice. The injury
done to me was incalculable. It inflicted a
deep wound upon my mind; it debased and depreciated
me in the eyes of my peers; it checked
every ingenuous ardour, and drove me almost to
despondency. Every thing unseemly which occurred
afterwards, was imputed to my agency, and my
situation became intolerable. I could specify many
instances of similar undeserved personalities, but I
had justice rendered me afterwards. My Orbilius,
at a subsequent period, whether he discovered his
error, or found that I was not cast in the mould
which he had imagined, made honourable atonement.
I accepted it, and peace was made.
And now for the other side of the picture, for
the person of whom I am speaking had very contradictory
qualities. His taste was exquisite, acute,
accurate, elegant, and this he seemed to communicate
and inspire. It was really delightful to hear
him read, and I do not think that this accomplishment,
which is never sufficiently cultivated, can
possibly be carried to a greater degree of perfection,
than it was by him. He possessed also extraordinary
powers of eloquence; his easy flow of
words could only be equalled by his nervous, appropriate,
and happy disposition of them. He was
proud of this talent, and somewhat ostentatious in
the display of it. When he gave the upper boys
a subject for a theme, he would descant upon the
subject in all its ramifications, for the best part of an
hour. Very amusing indeed, and instructive also,
but somewhat superfluous as to the immediate
object, of enabling boys to compose an essay of
twenty lines. This gift, delightful as it was, was
accompanied by one evil; when not among boys,
it disposed him to disputation, and in disputation
no small portion of his life was passed. I cannot
say that he was ill-humoured, but when touched,
no minister could be more sore. With great
powers and great learning, much opportunity and
earnest invitation, he has done but little to secure
a posthumous reputation. A few disputative tracts,
originating in personal and local altercation, some
scattered volumes, manifesting his political creed,
attachments, and speculations, and a few sermons
on particular subjects and occasions, form the entire
works of an individual, who might have enlightened,
instructed, and adorned society. I
know not whether he yet lives. If he shall be removed
to a better world—Requiescat in pace.
CHAPTER V.
Medioque ut limine curras
Icare, ait, moneo.
In some interval which preceded my removal to
the university, I came in contact with Porson. At
a succeeding period of life, I lived for a continued
series of years in considerable intimacy with him,
but it so happened, that after this our first interview,
we did not for a very long time, meet again.
It was at the house of a clergyman, whose kindness
encouraged, and whose judgment often directed my
studious pursuits. I was informed by him that I
was to meet an extraordinary boy, one from whom
the greatest things were expected, he having already
excited both surprize and admiration. I proceeded
to the house with emotions of respect and awe,
prepared to listen and admire. I was alone with
him for an hour: he discovered the greatest talents
for silence; I could not get a word from him.
After dinner, as I had the prerogative of being
older, I tried again; it would not do; he was invincibly
reserved, and we parted with little, or
rather with no colloquial communication—I, with
the impression that he was sullen, which I do not
think he was, and he probably with the idea that I
was a great chatterer; in which, perhaps, he was
not much mistaken. I had, however, sufficient
sagacity to discover that he was “no vulgar boy,”
and I retained this impression so forcibly, that not
long afterwards, finding myself in the village where
he was born, I visited the schoolmaster who was
his first teacher, and made enquiries concerning
him. The old gentleman, who joined to his occupation
of schoolmaster, those also of exciseman and
shopkeeper, was not displeased with my curiosity.
“There,” says he, “is where Dick used to sit,
and this is his slate, but he soon got beyond me.”
I have more than once mentioned this circumstance
to Porson, and he assented to its truth, though I
have seen statements of his earlier life, which seemingly
contradict it.
At length the momentous period arrived, big
with my future fate, when I was to be fixed at the
university. I entered upon this career, with all the
ardour of hope and expectation, with the resolution
to acquire both knowledge and reputation. Alas!
a very short interval convinced me how vain and
unsubstantial were the dreams I had indulged.
Reputation, it appeared, was only to be obtained
by the acquisition of a branch of knowledge, of
which I at present possessed very little, and for
which I had rather repugnance than inclination.
However, there was no alternative, and I set doggedly
about it. I so far succeeded, that at my
departure, I did no discredit to the society of which
I was a member. At this point, let me be allowed
to digress a little on the subject of our universities.
They do indeed seem to require a strong and powerful
reforming hand.
When an East Indiaman first arrives off the
Hoogly river, in Bengal, a crowd of black merchants,
and other orientals of various descriptions,
hurry on board, as if to seek whom they may devour.
One of these gentry will go up to a young
Englishman on the quarter-deck, and accost him
with—“Massa, what appointment are you come
out with?” “I am a cadet.” “Oh, Massa, very
bad—no gold mohurs—no pagodas—very bad.”
To another he will say, “Well, Massa, what appointment
have you got?” “A writership.” “Oh,
Massa, excellent good—plenty of mohurs, pagodas,
rupees—make me Massa’s debash, head-man—Massa
want no money—no nothing—Massa pay
one time or other.”
Well would it be, if when young men first entered
at the university, even such a distinction
was made, that the poor cadet was left to himself
to make his way as he can, and that only the
Massa writer (alias the known inheritor of wealth
and distinction) was encouraged in the career of
sensuality and extravagance. But this is far from
being the case; and lamentable it is to say, that
every young man, without distinction, on shaking
off the trammels of school, at his very first
appearance in the character of a man, at Oxford
or Cambridge, has every facility afforded him to
pursue a career of thoughtless expence; nor does
he recover himself, if he does recover at all, till
remorse harasses his spirits, and fetters every better
propensity by the compunctious recollection, that
he has involved himself in debts and difficulties,
which it must require the exertion and the labour
of years to remove.
Surely this ought not to be possible. But where
is the remedy, or rather, where the preventive?
It is beyond doubt a matter of considerable difficulty;
but still something might be done. Something
like sumptuary laws might be established to
prevent the sons of peers, and the sons of honest
commercial persons, of private gentlemen, or of
clergymen, from being confounded and immersed
in one common vortex of dissipation and expence.
I have a letter before me from Oxford, dated Baliol
college, 1766, in which a person of considerable
experience in that university states, that fourscore
pounds a year is a sufficient allowance for a commoner,
but that a gentleman commoner should be
allowed two hundred. I had personal knowledge
of an individual at Cambridge, the whole of whose
college expences did not exceed forty pounds.
This perhaps would hardly now be practicable,
but surely the heads of the universities, and the
tutors of colleges, might, by their firm and salutary
interference, prevent such extraordinary and
extravagant excesses, as now pollute their discipline,
and disgrace their establishment.
Might not parents be protected by a fiat from the
caput, from enormous bills incurred at taverns, livery-stables,
and confectioners? Might not tutors,
without invidiousness, quietly communicate with the
tradesmen of their respective colleges, on the subject
of the present means and future expectations of the
young men under their protection, and thus prevent
any great accumulation of credit on one side, and
of debts on the other? Might not private dinners
in private rooms be strictly prohibited, and the possibility
of making foolish, expensive, and pernicious
jaunts to London, and elsewhere, be prevented?
I am satisfied that something might be done, and I
am certain that something ought to be done. I
speak feelingly, smarting as I do in the persons of
near and dear connections, and knowing no inconsiderable
number of parents and guardians who
sympathize with me. Formerly, and at the period
which I am about to describe more at length, I
verily believe that, except in the rooms of noblemen,
and of a very few young men of great and
known hereditary property, the more expensive
wines were utterly unknown; whereas, at present,
most of the young men have, occasionally at least,
their claret and champagne; and a friend of mine
shewed me the other day a bill for three months
only, amounting to a hundred pounds, for these
articles, incurred by a jackanapes, dependent upon
the liberality of distant relatives, without a sixpence
of his own.
Formerly an occasional excursion to Gogmagog
Hills, or on some gaudy day to Huntingdon or
Newmarket, satisfied the Cantab’s ambition, with
the addition of but a few pounds to his annual
expences; but now fifty, sixty, eighty pounds a
year, run up at a livery-stable, is thought no mighty
matter; and sorry am I to say, that the fellows
who keep these places, encourage the young men
in their extravagance, with the delusive expectation
that they will be paid some time or other.
Formerly the collegians met sociably, after dinner
in the hall, to drink wine in each other’s apartments,
and expended two shillings, or perhaps half a crown,
on something like a desert, which usually consisted
of a few biscuits, apples, and walnuts. Now forsooth,
two pounds will hardly suffice for this indulgence,
which is carried to a most pernicious and
culpable excess: now there must be ices, the most
costly fruits, sweetmeats, and the like. The expence
of a desert was formerly so trifling, that it
hardly came into the calculation of expences. Now
it forms a very serious part of a young man’s items
of incumbrances; and I have seen a bill for this
unnecessary luxury, incurred in the period of a
year, by a youth whose parents were obliged to
practise much self-denial and forbearance to maintain
him at college, exceeding fifty pounds. Now
ought this to be? And may it not, with a little
exertion on the part of the superiors at the universities,
in part at least be remedied? I could say
much more on this subject, for a thousand abuses,
absurdities, and irregularities, press upon my mind,
but it is time that I should return to myself, and
the good old time.
CHAPTER VI.
Flagrantior æquo
Non debet dolor esse viri nec vulnere major.
On my first arrival at the university, I felt myself
on the wide sea, out of sight of land, with little
knowledge of the compass, and in a vessel by no
means sea-worthy. Ere long, however, I learned
to take an observation; became better acquainted
with my real situation, and steered along with
tolerable steadiness. I had not, however, been a
great while at college, when my bark in a squall
struck against a sunken rock, and had well nigh
foundered. Two young men of the college, of much
higher pretensions than myself as to worldly prospects,
of much humbler, perhaps, as to intellectual
endowment, offended me by their neglect, and disgusted
me by their arrogance. In a thoughtless
moment, I inscribed an epigram in one of the chapel
prayer-books, so apposite, that it could be applied
to nobody else, and so severe, as unavoidably
to provoke their indignation and resentment. They
were of some standing, I a raw freshman. The
consequence was, that they formed a party against
me, and, from the plausible argument that no one
was safe from such a talent, so exercised, I was
avoided as a dangerous malignant. This affliction
(and a great one it was for a time) might easily
have been averted, but for the insincerity of a
young man, to whom I was more particularly recommended,
and who called himself my friend.
He was the first, who discovered this specimen of
rashness and folly, and instead of erasing it, and
remonstrating with me on the danger and impropriety
of my conduct, he carried it to the parties
concerned, induced, as I am rather inclined to suspect,
by some secret jealousy of my supposed superiority
in learning, which threatened to interrupt
his views. This false friend, for such he was, at
least in this instance, has long since been called to
the settlement of his last awful account. May he
there receive the same unqualified forgiveness
for all errors, which he has long since had from me
on this account.
The mischief, however, was but temporary, and
the advantage was great and permanent. Left in a
great measure to myself, I avoided many provocations
to expence and dissipation, many scenes of
youthful thoughtlessness and folly, and compelled,
as it were, to fly for refuge to my books, my mind was
soothed, enlightened, and improved. I had at length
the triumph, and a grateful one it was, to see my acquaintance
solicited by those who had disdainfully
rejected it, and the tables were so far turned, that
the notice was obviously considered as a favour on
my part, which would once on their’s, have been
deemed the extreme of condescension.
Here let me indulge an emotion, pardonable, I
hope, of self-complacency. They who from long
observation and experience are best qualified to
judge of the scope and extent of my talents, (if I
may be said to have any) have invariably affirmed
that my excellence was satire; that if I had exercised
myself in this unlovely branch of writing, I
should have obtained reputation. If I really had
this quality within me, it was kept where it ought
to be—in a napkin. I never gave way to it but in
the circumstance above detailed, and in a very few
other instances. One was to expose the imbecility
of an otherwise truly amiable man. He had considerable
talents, some learning, an exquisite taste
for music, and most agreeable powers of conversation;
but he permitted himself to be hen-pecked
by a crabbed old landlady, with whom he boarded,
and made himself ridiculous, by the obsequiousness
with which he submitted to her caprices. I introduced
them in an Amœbæan Eclogue, in which
their characters, peculiarities, and foibles, were so
strongly and happily delineated, that every hearer
was impressed with the truth of the resemblance,
and delighted with the vivacity of the composition.
The other essay was far more important, was
studied with care, artfully contrived, and elaborately
finished. A man who was my senior
in years, and superior in station, had treated
me ill, had provoked my resentment, not by one
solitary act of oppression, but by numerous marks
of enmity and persecution. He had some strong
and striking peculiarities and foibles; he had made
himself obnoxious in various places of residence, by
his insolence of temper, by engaging in personal
animosities and squabbles, and by various demonstrations
of an arbitrary and tyrannical disposition.
To this person I addressed a letter from his Satanic
Majesty, thanking him for the services he had rendered
the diabolical empire, as exemplified in various
overt acts at different places, which I circumstantially
detailed and described.
When finished, I invited a confidential friend to
hear me read it, and I am, at this very distant period,
strongly impressed with his continued exclamations on
its force, truth, severity, and humour. He compared
it to the best things of the kind in our language, and
indeed said every thing which could soothe and satisfy
my vanity. When he left me, I began to
reflect on what I had done, and its probable consequences.
I examined myself with some severity,
and the result was much self-reproach. I had indulged
many unamiable propensities—anger, revenge,
and every duality which was in opposition
to candour and to charity. I threw my satire into
the fire, and since that time, though I have had
abundance of temptations, I never wrote severe
satire.
But to return.—The period of my first appearance
at the university was marked by one circumstance
unfavourable to my literary ambition. The number
of students of my own standing was great, beyond
all ordinary precedent, and no small proportion
of them were distinguished as well by their
literary diligence, as by superior abilities. Many
of those who yet remain, are at this moment of the
highest reputation, and are displaying their great
talents in the senate, and in the highest situations
of the bar, and the church; so that my tutor immediately
told me, that in any other year I might
have expected an exalted situation, but as things
were circumstanced, I must moderate my ambition.
CHAPTER VII. — MY TUTOR. — COLLEGE LIFE CONTINUED.
Sic neque Peliden terrebat Achillea Chiron
Thessalico permixtus equo, nec pennifer Atlas
Amphitryoniadem puerum, sed blandus uterque.
With the above chapter, Egotism nearly terminates.
The remainder of the manuscript consists
chiefly of unconnected scraps and memorandums,
written with less or greater care, as the
subject prompted, or as opportunity presented itself,
but obviously with the determination of forming
the whole into one connected series, at some
future period. The reader will unite, as he thinks
proper, what follows with what precedes.
“Of Professor ⸺ there is not any biographical
sketch. He was the son of a village
blacksmith, nor is he, I verily believe, though now
arrived at eminence, at all ashamed of his humble
origin. He discovered, when a very boy, such an
aptitude for figures, such acuteness and skill in the
combination of numbers, that he was soon recommended
to the notice of the clergyman, who, fortunately
for my friend, was a man of learning himself,
and a zealous encourager of it in others. He
assisted in the education of the youth, liberally and
effectually, and in due time procured his admission
at college. His progress was uniform and auspicious.
He distinguished himself far above his
fellows, by his mathematical attainments and philosophical
pursuits, and received in due time the reward
of his diligence and his merits. He enjoyed
the highest honours in the power of the university
to bestow; he assisted the studies of many of the
most eminent men who have adorned, first the seat
of Alma Mater, and afterwards, their country; he
has enriched the branch of learning which he so
successfully cultivated, with some of the most valuable
publications of modern times; and he yet
lives[1], and long may he live, with professional
dignity and honourable ease. A word ought to be
said of his patron, for I also, in some degree, experienced
his kindness.
Dr. C. was a man of no ordinary talents, of extensive
reading, and deep reflection. He unfortunately
bewildered himself in the subtleties of metaphysics,
and he had formed some peculiar opinions
as to his theological creed; but he was an amiable,
excellent, and accomplished man, and was father to
a gentleman who now enjoys the very highest reputation
in a branch of the medical profession, and
who, with his parent, is equally entitled to this tribute
of respect. Mrs. C. also, was eminent for her
abilities, and, amidst the anxiety of rearing a large
family, contrived to amuse herself, and others, by
producing some of the best novels in the English
language.
Here let us relate an honourable anecdote
of this worthy personage. A most singular and
eccentric character, who got a very scanty livelihood
by teaching the classics and mathematics,
(both, it may be apprehended, very imperfectly)
used to go to the doctor’s house, at the distance of
about five miles, every Saturday, and stay till
Monday. For what he did, whatever that might
be, probably teaching the younger children arithmetic,
he professed himself to be perfectly satisfied
with the hospitable welcome with which he was received.
He abruptly, for some cause or other, discontinued
his visits. After an interval, he determined
to apply to the doctor for the present of a
guinea. Strange to say, (yet many can vouch for
the truth of the tale) though he had written a great
deal, and read more, he had never had occasion,
even at the age of fifty, to write a letter, and actually
he had never written one. With the assistance
of a friend, a letter was sent, entreating the gift of
a guinea. Some days elapsed without an answer,
and the silence was construed to be a refusal. The
silence was however accidental, and a letter soon
arrived, enclosing not a guinea, but five pounds,
with many expressions of kindness, and assurances
of esteem. The object of this bounty was one, who,
whatever might be his merits, never made more by
his employment than about eighteen shillings a
week. A volume might easily be filled with anecdotes
of this extraordinary personage, personally
known and well remembered by him who records
this fact.
But to return to Mrs. C. The titles of her
works were, “Fanny Meadows,” “The Daughter,”
“The School for Wives,” and “The Exemplary
Mother.” All these books were written with
the ardent desire of promoting the influence of
Christian morality; and whoever has perused these
productions of her pen, and was acquainted with
the virtues of her heart, must readily acknowledge
that she exemplified, in every station of life, those
characters of ideal excellence which her fancy
painted. She will again be mentioned in the progress
of this work.
Under the Professor’s guidance and instruction,
considerable progress was made in mathematical
and philosophical studies; and that this must have
been done, appeared from his always speaking of
his pupil’s advancement in terms of strong approbation,
and with the assurance on his part, that he
entertained no doubt of his arriving at the highest
honours. This, however, did not actually happen.
His heart was not in these studies; he had a constant
hankering after the classics and belles lettres,
and again and again detected himself in the depth
of old English literature, when he should have
been preparing himself for the Professor’s lectures.
The book which first gave him a taste for old
English writers, the poets more particularly, was
“Percy’s Reliques,” which he read over and over
again with inconceivable satisfaction.
He was proceeding quietly and happily in this
path, when an incident occurred, which disturbed
him not a little. He was called upon in his turn, to
compose and repeat a declamation in the chapel, and
a prize of books was at this precise period, bequeathed
by a former master of the college, to the best declamation
of the year. This was a great stimulus, and
roused all his energies. But his mortification was
undescribable, when sitting down to compose on
the given subject, he found he could make nothing
of it. The mind, it is true, was crowded with
ideas, illustrations, characters, anecdotes, but he
was unable to combine and arrange them. It was
still worse when he attempted to express them in
Latin. He could make Latin verse readily, and
with some degree of elegance. He had indeed
written themes, made translations from various
English authors; but the thing was totally different:
a regular composition of several pages first
to be digested, and afterwards recited, seemed to
present difficulties invincible. To make bad worse,
he had brought with him to college something of a
reputation for classical attainment, and at examination
first, and afterwards at the ordinary college
lectures, he certainly did not lose the footing he
had gained. But original composition was a very
distinct matter, and more particularly in Latin. The
time was limited, the last day came, and he had made
very little progress. He however put something together,
and with the help of a little self-command,
and a tolerably good manner and modulation of
voice, he got through better than he expected.
He was, however, abashed and ashamed to put the
composition into the hands of the tutor, which it
was customary to do. It was very indifferent, and
at best but English Latin. It must be unnecessary
to say, that the declamation prize was not gained
this year, but it was the next.
“Here let me speak the truth.—(Loquitur protempore
Sexagenarius.)—I never encountered any literary
difficulty in the whole course of my studies
greater than that of a proficiency in writing Latin,
properly so called. For alas! though I did obtain
the prize in the subsequent competition of my brother
under-graduates, I think that at this time I should
be afraid and ashamed to peruse the successful
essay. It must have been from a mere relative
superiority, and from no intrinsic merit in the
composition itself. It is very singular, but very
true, I could read the language with sufficient facility;
I could speak it with a sort of fluency, and
in my Act, and other exercises of the School, was
complimented for this very talent by the Moderator,
who was an approved scholar, and was afterwards
the author of a popular tract on Greek and Latin
metres. Yet I could not catch the idiom—the
rhythm was English. At a subsequent period I was
more successful, and at length I could write it
habitually, with correct and real Latinity. But in
the interval, a circumstance occurred which I will
candidly relate.
I have written more than one Harveian Oration
for different members of the college, who were my
friends. I was present at the delivery of the first
which I wrote, and so, unluckily, was Sir William
Fordyce, a most excellent scholar. When it was
finished, several of the members complimented my
friend on the composition; but I had the mortification
of hearing Sir William whisper a stander-by,
that it was good English Latin. What he said was
perfectly true. My next essay was better.”
Perhaps it should in strict propriety have been
related, that the writer of these memoranda concerning
himself, did not proceed to the university
wholly unacquainted with mathematical learning,
and in justice a tribute of respect should have been
paid to one who well deserved it.
There were a number of tradesmen of the middle
rank, or rather somewhat below it, who formed a
society for their mutual improvement and assistance
in knowledge. The very idea implies them to be
what they actually were, men of considerable talents;
indeed, as well as can be remembered, there
was not one among them, who does not deserve a
separate memoir. Humble and limited as their
education must have necessarily been, the very
meanest of them had some knowledge of the
classics, or had made some proficiency in mathematics
and philosophy. It were to be wished,
that more particulars could be obtained concerning
them. One was the most extraordinary and eccentric
character that ever lived, to whom some slight
allusion has been made before. He had been apprentice
to a cooper, a private soldier, a journey-man-weaver,
and a writer to an attorney; yet he
was a very good Latin scholar, and had attained no
contemptible proficiency in Greek; but he was an
excellent mathematician, and of no mean acquirements
in philosophical knowledge. As his income
was of course exceedingly scanty, he made the
experiment upon how little he could actually subsist,
in case of necessity; and strange as it may
seem, he made something less than a halfpenny a
day suffice. He bought a farthing’s worth of potatoes,
and a farthing’s worth of salt, and he saved
from each day of both, what proved sufficient for
his dinner on Sunday.
This, however, was not the person who assisted
the Sexagenarian. The name of his friend was
Peter B⸺y. He was what is called a Throwster,
of which no further explanation can here be
given, than by saying that his occupation was,
to prepare the yarn for the weaver. His situation
was of the humblest kind, but never was
there a more acute, intelligent, or able man. His
knowledge of mathematics was surprizing; but
how he obtained it, nobody could imagine. He
was perfectly self-taught, or at least had no better
instruction than a common charity-school supplied;
and what he might have obtained both
of acquirements and celebrity, with the advantages
of education, and under more favourable
circumstances of local situation, it is not easy
to ascertain. Be this as it may, it was impossible
not to admire the precision and clearness of his
mode of instructing; and the Sexagenarian left
him, after spending an hour in the day with him
for two or three months, as well acquainted with
Euclid and simple equations as it was necessary
to be. No mention would have been made of
this person, whose memory much deserves respect,
but for his mental endowments. He had, however,
even after he had passed the middle age
of life, most extraordinary agility. He could do,
what few other persons would ever attempt. He
used to take a few steps, and putting one of his
feet against the wall, would turn the other over it,
so as to make a complete revolution of his body.
He performed many similar feats of activity.
It is not known that any specimens of his talents
were printed, except in the Ladies’ Diary, to which
he was a frequent contributor; and to which, if the
reader will refer, if he shall have the opportunity,
he will, from about the years 1768 to 1780, have
sufficient demonstration, that this venerable and
early instructor of our friend, merits the tribute of
respect which is here paid him.
CHAPTER VIII.
Parce venturis, tibi mors paramur,
Sis licet segnis, properamus ipsi.
In this place also, as far as these Recollections
can avail, let us rescue from the oblivion it by no
means merits, the memory of a man somewhat, as
appears from the dates, our friend’s junior in
standing, but of extraordinary talents, the greatest
simplicity of mind and manners; and though of no
mean proficiency in classical and mathematical
learning, artless, modest, and entirely unassuming.
Alas! he died prematurely; and, from the unfortunate
bias which he subsequently took, he might
probably not have entirely fulfilled the promise of
his talents, and the expectations of his friends.
His name was G⸺; he was the son of a pork-butcher,
but he discovered when a child such acuteness
of remark, and powers of reflection, that his
parents determined to give him the best education
which their humble means afforded.
He was unlucky in imbibing his first rudiments.
He was placed under the tuition of the eccentric character
introduced in one or two preceding passages
of this narrative, and to be mentioned again hereafter,
who boldly and openly professed not to
be a christian, for the most preposterous of all reasons,
namely, that the lives of the professors of
christianity, did not correspond with its precepts.
He did indeed allow a final cause, but his ideas even
on this head, were rude, perplexed and confused;
they bewildered himself, and confounded others.
But the quality by which he was most strongly and
peculiarly characterized, and which from principle
he communicated to others, was a universal scepticism.
His first and last maxim to his pupils was
believe nothing but on proof. The effects of this
injunction on a mind so constituted as was that of
this young man, may be easily anticipated. He
doubted of every thing, extended his suspicions to
whatever came within the sphere of his observation,
and, as far as recollection goes, the impression
remains strongly fixed, that he ultimately fell
a victim to the gloomy sentiments, which ill-founded
notions and prejudices on the subject of religion
inspired.
He was recommended to the Sexagenarian by
a common friend, an amiable clergyman, and
excellent scholar, who for a time directed the
course of his studies, and assisted the young man’s
literary views. The writer of these memoranda,
as appears from his notes, undertook to read with
him certain parts of Homer, Horace, and Virgil.
It was his custom to interrupt him with perpetual
questions, which were sometimes answered to his
satisfaction, but often far otherwise; but what was
most surprizing, the most animated and beautiful
passages excited no emotions of gratification or
delight; and on being asked whether he did not
admire such and such descriptions, as characteristic
of superior genius, he would say, they are
very pretty, but what is the use of them? I learn
nothing from them; they prove nothing.
With mathematics it was far otherwise. Euclid in
particular was the constant theme of his praise and
admiration, and his progress accordingly kept pace
with his partiality, in this branch of study. In progress
of time, he was admitted a member of Pembroke-hall,
in Cambridge, where he studied so intensely,
that his health was materially injured.
Our friend, it seems, saw him but once afterwards;
he then retained all his early peculiarities, with a
proportionable increase of scepticism, and more
particularly so, in what regarded religion. When
next enquired after, he was no more. Having an
opportunity of visiting the place of his nativity, the
friend who writes this record of him, was anxious
to obtain some further anecdotes concerning him.
But alas! no one was found who had even the remembrance
of his name; gladly therefore do we
render this imperfect tribute to his talents, his
attainments, and his truly amiable manners, bating
the waywardness which the extreme singularity of
his opinions threw around him, and which to strangers
made him appear in a less acceptable point of
view.
But it is time to return to the university. According
to the manuscript, our friend’s studies
appear to have proceeded in the even and ordinary
course. He got progressively some addition to his
stock of knowledge, and his tutor and fellow-collegians
anticipated for him higher honours and distinctions
than he afterwards attained. He affirms
that he was much captivated with the simple but
energetic manner of the celebrated Dr. Ogden’s
preaching; he also occasionally frequented a chapel,
where a Mr. Robertson preached, who was a
very popular teacher among the dissenters, and
who afterwards published various works which
were well received: he, however, decidedly gave
the preference to Dr. Ogden. He also makes repeated
mention of Michael Lort, of bibliographical
memory, old Cole of Milton, Masters, the historian
of Corpus Christi College. Concerning these
individuals, we could relate many particulars from
our friend’s papers; but the subject has been so
ably handled by Mr. Nichols, in his Anecdotes of
Bowyer and his Press, that it seems less necessary.
The great antiquarian Gough, the very accomplished
Michael Tyson, Wale, the artist, &c. &c.
came frequently within the sphere of his personal
knowledge; but for the reason adduced in the
preceding paragraph, we forbear any particular
details concerning them. Old Masters, it seems,
had a son of singular character, person, and demeanour.
He affected, on all occasions, the greatest
parsimony as to dress, and other expences; his
suit of clothes was made of what the young men
of that day called Ditto, as we believe they do
still; he knew that his fortune would be considerable,
but he preferred living in a garret, to one of
the better rooms to which he was entitled; his
spoons were of pewter; his tea apparatus the meanest
that could be procured; but he was sharp and
sensible, and alledged, in vindication of his whimsicality,
that he wanted things for their use, and
not for show. He would certainly have been distinguished
in life by many great eccentricities, but
he died prematurely of a consumption.
There was another contemporary of a singularity
of character, which seems worthy of being recorded.
He was educated at a public school, was a very
good scholar, of agreeable manners, and of rigid
accuracy as to his moral conduct; but he had the
infirmity, amounting almost to disease, of the most
invincible indolence. There was no rousing him
to exertion of any kind; he could with difficulty be
prevailed upon to stir from the precincts of the
college; with still greater difficulty it was, that he
could be induced to rise in the morning to chapel.
He had been expostulated with, threatened by his
superiors, and at length was unequivocally assured,
that if he did not appear at chapel some morning
in the following week, he should certainly be rusticated.
Every morning but one had passed away,
and he was still not visible. As our friend had an
esteem for him, he undertook to call him himself,
on the only morning remaining for his probation;
he determined to see him dress, and conduct
him to chapel. He accordingly went to his
apartment in due time; woke, and so far roused
him, that he sate up, and began to dress, but
very reluctantly. To prevent, as was imagined,
the possibility of his lying down again, he took
the pitcher of water standing by his washing-stand,
and emptied it into his bed. He then went to
chapel, expecting him every moment. Alas! he
came not.
The writer of these notes afterwards went up
to his room, and found him fast asleep upon the
wet bed-clothes. The result was, that he was
sent from college. On subsequent enquiry after
him, it was found that he had got into orders,
but that the same unaccountable perverseness and
indolence still accompanied him. He would keep
the parishioners waiting in the church-yard, till
they went away in disgust. It is feared that he
was afterwards reduced to great inconveniences,
and we believe that he is now dead.
About the same period, the college was electrified
by an occurrence which fortunately does not very
frequently happen. A young man, of good family
and connections, had been admitted from one of
the great public schools; but when the day fixed
for his leaving his parental house for the university
arrived, he suddenly disappeared, to the extreme
consternation of his friends. After a diligent enquiry,
it appeared that he had been seduced by a
notorious beldam of high rank and fashion, with
whom he was residing in some remote and obscure
place. He was rescued from her temporary grasp,
and brought to his destined abode; but his mind
was vitiated, and he constantly longed for the gardens
of his Armida. No great time elapsed before
the sorceress pursued him, and once more caught
him in her toils. It is supposed she was tired of
him at last, for after a while he returned to his duty,
and continued in it without further molestation and
interruption; but he had incurred a habit of profuse
expence, incompatible with his situation, with an
aversion to any thing like study or confinement.
He obtained, however, by his connections considerable
preferment; but we understand that he died
at no advanced period. His paramour, we are
inclined to think, yet lives, the victim, it may be
reasonably supposed, of the bitterest remorse. If
her mind should ever wander to the person alluded
to above, her sensations of self-reproach will not
be greatly palliated.
CHAPTER IX.
Qui pectore magno
Spemque, metumque domas vitio sublimior omni.
It looks perhaps something like story-telling, but
one incident leads to the remembrance of another,
and this seems no improper place to relate from our
manuscript, a fact, or rather a series of facts, which
in hands accustomed to the manufacture of such
articles, would make no uninteresting novel.
Among the Sexagenarian’s college acquaintance,
was a young man of elegant person, manners, and
accomplishments. He distinguished himself on
every occasion, and left the university with the
highest character. As he was our friend’s senior,
they were not at that period very intimate, but
they met, it seems, afterwards in life, and for many
years continued upon terms of cordial friendship.
He was invited to an honourable situation in a very
illustrious family, and it is hardly necessary to add,
after what has been premised, that he discharged
the duties of it, to the entire satisfaction of his
employers. He was thus in the progress to all
that rank and fortune could bestow, when one of
the daughters of the family became susceptible of
the very strongest impressions in his favour. What
was to be done? To remain in his situation was
imprudent; to encourage the too apparent partiality
was dishonourable, for marriage was impossible.
The matter in a very short interval became
so palpable, that it was proposed to him to travel
for three years, with the assurance that if he married
on his return, a very handsome provision
should be made for him. He accordingly went
abroad, and was absent for the time specified.
Immediately on his return, he formed a connection,
in which the heart had not so much to do, as the
desire of being honourably settled, and of placing
himself beyond the reach of danger and suspicion,
from a quarter, to which he still looked with a kind
of lingering regret, and from which also he reasonably
expected the promised mark of favour and
distinction.
In the interval, he and the writer of our MS. encountered
one another and renewed their college acquaintance.
He visited our friend, and became almost
an inmate of his family. They had at this time
with them a young lady, of the most captivating
manners, great mental endowments, elegant in her
person, and of very considerable fortune. Unfortunately,
she also had entangled herself in a
connection, in which her principal view was a
regular establishment. Her parents were dead, and
she boarded, not very comfortably to her views and
feelings, in one of those houses where some respectable
female receives and protects young ladies of fortune.
These ill starred parties, forgetful of their
mutual engagements, conceived the strongest attachment
to one another, thus placing the Sexagenarian
and his family in a situation of the greatest
perplexity and distress.—Incidents occurred, and
scenes were frequently repeated, which it is not
consistent with the object of this narrative to detail
and describe; but which would be allowed
their full share of pathos and interest in any of
the better works of imagination.
After an interval, perhaps somewhat too long protracted,
the streams returned to their proper channels.—Their
sentiments of delicacy and honour led
each of them, to the honourable performance of their
first engagements.—The gentleman received the
distinctions which had been promised him, but whether
from the causes which have been recited above,
whether from infirmity of health, or from worldly
vexations, it cannot be said, but true it is, that his
mind became soured, and his manners captious and
irritable. In contradiction to his former character
of courtesy and kindness, he was always involved in
controversy and dispute, and at length died at a
premature age, unpopular and unbeloved. Of the
lady it is only necessary to say, that she became the
amiable mother of numerous children, and for any
thing known to the contrary, may yet be alive to
peruse this narrative; if she does, she will bear
willing testimony to its accuracy.
During his residence in the university, our friend
appears to have constantly frequented the divinity
schools whenever Dr. Watson presided as Regius
Professor. He expresses with great warmth how
much he was charmed with the grace of his manner,
the dignity of his deportment, the elegance of his
latinity, and the fluency of his diction. He seems
to have regarded him with awe and reverence, yet
he certainly had a certain solemn pompousness of
demeanour, which rendered him less acceptable to
many.—He was not at the time of which we are
speaking elevated to the Episcopacy, but he was
soon afterwards. An honest publican, who was his
neighbour, in order to testify his great respect for
Dr. Watson, took down his long established sign of
Bishop Blaize and substituted for it the head of Dr.
Watson; a wicked wag of the university, saving his
presence, we believe he is now a Bishop, wrote an
epigram on the occasion.
Two of a trade can ne’er agree,
No proverb e’er was juster,
They’ve ta’en down Bishop Blaize do you see,
And put up Bishop Bluster.
At this period also Dr. Hallifax presided in the law
schools with great dignity and effect. He was an
admirable scholar, and spoke Latin with peculiar
facility and elegance. About the period of our
friend’s leaving the university, he also was made a
Bishop, and the edition which he subsequently published
of Butler’s Analogy, sufficiently demonstrates
that those honours were not improperly bestowed.
Bishop Watson yet survives; but it is a matter of
some regret that none of his friends have undertaken
to give a more extended biographical sketch of
Bishop Hallifax. He was a very considerable
man, of great abilities and of profound learning.
He also filled highly dignified and important
offices, and it seems unjust that one so circumstanced
and conditioned, should be suffered to pass
away, without some more substantial memorial of
his worth and usefulness, than has yet appeared.
When about half the period of residence at the
university had been fulfilled, Mr. Pitt appeared
among the students. The great and illustrious Pitt,
whose talents, patriotism, and firmness saved his
country, and handed down a lesson to Europe,
which in the event, preserved that also. But let us
forbear to anticipate events and circumstances to
which the narrative will in due course lead. Let
us be satisfied with saying here, that the Sexagenarian
well remembered his first appearance at the
university. He excited no interest or curiosity
from his person or manners. He had even at that
early period a certain austerity of aspect, and stiffness
of manner, by no means calculated to conciliate
on a first introduction. He was characterised by
an air of much deeper thoughtfulness than is usually
to be discerned in persons so young, and he was
very seldom seen in the society of young men of
similar rank and situation with himself. His most
usual companion was his tutor, upon whose arm he
generally leaned. He was remarkable for the plainness
of his dress and was, it is known, particularly
correct in his attention to the local rules of his
college, and to the general regulations of the university.
It is also on record, that he lived at inconsiderable
expence, an expence which some of
the young pert coxcombs of the present day would
contemplate with a disdainful sneer.—Poor creatures!—They
are generally satisfied with the voluptuous
pleasures of to-day; his great mind was probably
expanding into future times, and anticipating
the period when his genius and talents might have
their due and proper exercise upon nations.
Our friend very frequently saw Mr. Pitt subsequently
in life, and observed that his external carriage
and demeanour remained unaltered. Yet he
had opportunity of knowing from those who lived
with Pitt in the greatest familiarity and intimacy,
that in the privacy of retirement, he was condescending
and affable, even to playfulness, and
would read with glee the lighter kinds of poetry to
the ladies.—One expression can never be forgotten,
which was used by the man who knew him best,
namely, his private secretary.—“Mr. Pitt was so
very amiable in private and domestic life, that it
was like living with an angel.”
So much has been said and written on the subject
of Mr. Pitt, that it seems at first superfluous
to discuss it further. But these are the Sexagenarian’s
opinions on this great man.
“My own fortunes were too deeply implicated
in his, to pass the æra of his memorable life with
very slight mention.—I always admired, and as far
as I could, supported his principles.—I exerted all
my powers in behalf of the great and anxious questions,
which exercised his firm and lofty mind, at
the most momentous crisis which, perhaps, this
country ever saw; when the acknowledgment of
being the advocate of Pitt, and of the measures
prompted, guided, and matured by him, was attended
with personal risk, or at least with menaces
and with alarms. I boast of being one of these
same alarmists; but I had noble support and honourable
associates, whose genius, talents, virtue,
and integrity, might well endure to be weighed in
the opposite scale with those who, perhaps, whilst
they felt alarm themselves, from a far different
source, affected the language of ridicule, disdain,
and security. Their alarm was, lest Mr. Pitt and
his band of real patriots, should frustrate the attempts
of his adversaries, and save his country.
But he did save it; and I humbly and gratefully
thank the Supreme Disposer of human events, that
I have been permitted to see the successful, the
glorious termination, of that wise and sagacious
system of politics, contrived by his wisdom, prosecuted
by his firmness, and sanctioned by the wise
and good of every nation in Europe. With respect
to myself I was, indeed, but a very humble instrument,
but I played the best part I could, and had
the gratification, the happiness of knowing, that
Mr. Pitt thought my labours effectual.—That he
did think so appeared in the event.—I had substantial
marks of his good opinion and friendship.”
CHAPTER X.
Multiplicat tamen hunc, gravitas autoris, honorem,
Et majestatem, res data, dantis habet.
Mr. Pitt’s tutor was so intimately connected
with every thing relating to his illustrious friend,
that we cannot any where more properly introduce
what appears in our manuscript about him. This
eminent person’s mind is of far too high a stamp
to experience any thing like mortification or chagrin
at the mention of his origin, and the rank of his
forefathers. It has, indeed, been said, that some
remoter branch of the family had been of the rank
of baronet. Be this as it may, when our friend
first went to the university, he spent a part of the
day where he remembered seeing the name, connected
with some lucrative mercantile concern.
This he afterwards found was the father, who, on
his son’s elevation, retired from business to a very
respectable and comfortable residence in the place
where he had lived so long and so reputably; and
died not long since, full of years and peace. On
our friend’s arrival at Cambridge Dr. P. was soon
pointed out to him, and he was at first very unfavourably
impressed with his forbidding appearance.
His countenance was, to his apprehension, strongly
marked with harshness and austerity. This idea
weighed so deeply upon his mind that afterwards,
when in the Senate House under examination for
his degree, Professor ⸺ thought he was not
likely to have justice done him, and desired Dr.
⸺ to see what he could do, he was so
much under the influence of prejudice against him
that he declined it, to his most obvious disadvantage.
He felt himself, however, bound in duty and
gratitude, to acknowledge that never were first
impressions more fallacious.—He was afterwards
admitted to the Bishop on terms of familiarity,
indeed we may say friendship, and a more amiable,
courteous, excellent man never lived. But to expatiate
on these qualities here, would be wandering
from the course. Fortunately for Dr. ⸺,
Pembroke was the college selected for Mr. Pitt’s
place of education.—The society could then boast of
no other person equally qualified to superintend the
studies of a youth, so circumstanced, and so endowed.
It was perfectly natural, that a great intimacy
should be progressively formed and cemented between
the instructor and the pupil, and it is alike
honourable to both, that this attachment continued
without interruption, to the very last moment of Mr.
Pitt’s too abbreviated life.
Among his other qualities and accomplishments
Dr. ⸺ had one, by the exercise of which he
had attained the highest distinctions in the power
of the university to bestow; and which could not
fail of being peculiarly useful and important to Mr.
Pitt in his situation of Chancellor of the Exchequer.
This was a remarkable acuteness and knowledge
with respect to every thing connected with numerical
computations.—This talent was of course exercised
to good account.—Mr. Pitt was not at all
backward in acknowledging the merits of his early
instructor, and the claims of his friend. If we
mistake not, his first preferment was a Prebend in
Westminster; this was not held long, before in
quick succession it was followed by a Canon Residentiaryship,
a Deanery, and a Bishopric.
In all these situations Dr. ⸺ proved himself
no indolent consumer of the emoluments of his
high offices: a more vigilant, active, useful Prelate
never adorned the bench. The able works which
he has produced in succession, are to be classed
among the most valuable publications of modern
times. Not alone useful to students in theology,
to the rights of the church, and the general interests
of literature, they form standard books of reference
and authority for all writers on theological
subjects, now and hereafter. Perhaps the Refutation
of Calvinism is that which displays most effectually
the Bishop’s powers of argument, extensive
reading, and controversial skill. This work has
been repeatedly attacked, but never will be answered.
They who shall have the charge of pupils
intended for the Ecclesiastical profession, never can
be said to have discharged their duty, unless they
enforce the most familiar acquaintance with, and
the repeated contemplation of the Elements of Theology.
But we can only touch on these subjects,
for having much to say of many, it appears necessary
to curtail our friend’s memorandums, and be
satisfied with giving their substance, even when
speaking of those who, like the Bishop of ⸺,
would justify long and circumstantial detail.
It has been understood that Mr. Pitt took much
and anxious pains to elevate his tutor and friend
to the see of Canterbury, and that he would have
succeeded, but that the King considered himself as
pledged to Bishop ⸺. Nobody entertains the
smallest doubt that the Archbishopric of York
was intended for him, if Lord Grenville had continued
in office. It is equally notorious that at the
decease of Bishop Randolph, the Bishopric of London
was pressed upon him, which, however, for
various reasons, important to himself and his family,
he declined. There is one more fact to mention
concerning this distinguished prelate, and we must
have done.
A whimsical old gentleman of Lincolnshire,
whose name was T⸺, conceived a great partiality
for the Bishop, and principally from his punctual
and conscientious discharge of the Episcopal
duty. After a few interviews this attachment increased,
and he openly avowed his determination to
make Dr. P⸺ his sole heir and residuary
legatee. But the matter was supposed to be suspended
but on a slight thread, for Mr. T⸺ had
done the same by others, and made similar promises
again and again. Indeed, if our friend was
rightly informed, the circumstance of his tea not
being made one evening in a manner perfectly
agreeable to the old gentleman’s palate, was very
near overturning the baseless fabric. He went
home exceedingly chagrined and out of humour;
but on the suggestion that it was another’s fault;
and that the Bishop could not possibly help it, he
recovered his temper and suffered things to remain
as they were. He died, and the property to a very
great amount came into the Bishop’s possession:
the whole could not be estimated at so little as
two thousand a-year. One pleasing circumstance
attended it: on felicitating the Bishop on an event
so highly flattering in itself, and beneficial to his
family, his lordship assured our friend, as appears
from the manuscript, that there were no poor relations
who could justly complain of being injured.
This estate, with its appurtenances, has since been
settled on the Bishop’s eldest son.
The bishop had a brother, of Pembroke college
also, who was nearly our friend’s contemporary.
He had the reputation of talents which had the
same bias as those of the Bishop, but he was of
infirm health; and at the usual time of examination
for degree, he was not able to encounter the
fatigues and anxieties of the Senate House, and
was accordingly put to his probation, privately in
his room. It must have been a vexatious circumstance,
for he had so distinguished himself in the
schools, that it was generally imagined he would
have been the senior wrangler of his year. This
honour was, however, well bestowed on a Mr.
Oldishaw, a gentleman of Emanuel college, who
was afterwards domestic chaplain to Bishop Sutton,
and now, if we mistake not, resides on preferment
in Norfolk, given him by his patron, where also he
has the rank of Archdeacon.
Mr. ⸺, as might naturally be expected,
was a participator of his brother’s good fortune.
He obtained the chancellorship of L⸺, and a
prebend in the cathedral of N⸺. He was to
have been Canon Residentiary of St. Paul’s, but this,
if our information be correct, was objected to by the
king himself, who learning that it might by possibility
happen, that the Dean with his brother might
form a majority in the chapter, for this, and for this
reason only, refused his consent.
CHAPTER XI.
Bene ubi quod dicimus consilium, accidisse, hominem cautum eum
Esse declaramus, stultum autem illum quoi vortit male.
Closely connected with Mr. Pitt and the
Bishop, was another gentleman whom, as appears
from the manuscript, our friend knew at college,
and afterwards with more familiarity on the great
theatre of the world. He cannot be more properly
introduced than in this place: more particularly
as he held a very distinguished situation for
a long series of years, and rose finally to worldly
prosperity, exceeding that of both his illustrious
friends. Mr. ⸺ was a native of Norfolk.
There have been contradictory reports of his parentage;
but he was the son of a reputable coal
and corn merchant at Colteshall, and who, dying
young, left his widow and four small children in
very indifferent circumstances. The Rev. Dr.
⸺, uncle to the subject of this article, was at
the time of his brother’s death, master of ⸺
college, and in him, the widow and orphans found
a most kind and benevolent protector, for he took
them all to reside entirely with him.
Mr. ⸺ received part of his education at the
Free School of Norwich, but was afterwards removed
to Harrow. He took his degree with considerable
reputation, and afterwards, if our friend’s recollection
did not fail him, had a travelling fellowship.
The time, however, came when it was necessary to
determine on his ultimate destination in life. It
was fixed that he should take orders: this he by no
means liked; but he had, however, proceeded so
far towards the accomplishment of the proposed
object, as to cut off his hair. In this interval he
was offered by Mr. ⸺ of the treasury, a temporary
situation as clerk in that establishment.
The moment was peculiarly auspicious: Dr. P.
who was then private and confidential secretary to
Mr. Pitt, wanted some assistance, and Mr. ⸺
was recommended for the purpose. When the Bishop
retired, Mr. ⸺ succeeded to his situation about
Mr. Pitt’s person, and remained in it as long as Mr.
Pitt continued to discharge the functions of prime
minister. The inference in favour of his abilities,
integrity, and other merits, must be sufficiently obvious.
Mr. Pitt, though it must reluctantly be
confessed that he was never very forward in encouraging
the labours, or promoting the interests of
literary men, was never backward in conferring
marks of his liberality and esteem on the individuals
to whom he was attached, and whose abilities
he exercised. Mr. ⸺ had various places of
honour and emolument bestowed upon him: he
was secretary to Mr. Pitt as Governor of Walmer
castle; he was Receiver General of Stamps; he
enjoyed a lucrative appointment in one of the West
India islands, we believe Jamaica; he was pay-master
of the out-pensioners of Chelsea, which
appointment was subsequently extended and improved,
by being made to comprehend the Irish
Pensioners resident in this country. Mr. ⸺’s
flow of worldly prosperity did not, however, terminate
here: by his first wife, he obtained very considerable
property. On her decease he married
Miss C⸺, a relation of Lord S⸺; with her,
it should seem, he has not succeeded to less than
one hundred thousand pounds. He purchased at
Newport, in Essex, the splendid seat of the Hon.
Percy Wyndham, formerly belonging to the Marquis
Thomond. Here he enjoys, with an amiable
wife and a numerous family, the real otium cum
dignitate.
In different conversations which the Sexagenarian
had with him on the subject of Mr. Pitt, he uniformly
had occasion to conclude, that this truly
great man was as amiable in private and domestic
life, as he was wise, magnanimous, and sagacious in
the conduct of public affairs. He was exceedingly
attached to every individual of his family, and to
the last hour demonstrated the most dutiful and
pious reverence to his mother. Our papers contain
one anecdote of him, in which his temper must in
some degree have been put to the test. Mr. ⸺
lived in a street remote from the treasury, and used
to go every day at ten o’clock to the Minister’s
house in Downing-street: one morning the Secretary
unfortunately lost, as he supposed from his
pocket, on Constitution Hill, Mr. Pitt’s bunch of
private keys. The consequence was, that all business
was suspended till every lock was forced, and
new locks and keys provided. Mr. Pitt, however,
did not demonstrate the least ill humour or chagrin.
CHAPTER XII.
Tout ce qui luit n’est pas or.
Intimately connected with the above distinguished
personages, but more particularly with the
Bishop of ⸺, was ⸺ ⸺, the
first and present Bishop of ⸺. He, I should
think, will not feel a false shame in being classed
among those who, having nothing to boast on the
score of their birth, make their way to a situation of
eminence and honour, by the exercise of laudable
industry, and no inconsiderable abilities. What his
father was, does not appear, nor is it of consequence.
He was, when young, dependent upon an uncle,
who was a respectable attorney. His first destination
was for trade, and he was bound apprentice
to a grocer, in which situation the Sexagenarian
had seen him employed; but he had a taste and
talent for more exalted things than weighing plums,
and breaking sugar, and had also the good fortune
to have his wishes seconded and promoted by his
kind relative. He was admitted of ⸺ college
where he took his degrees with much credit.
After taking orders, he returned to the Provincial
town, where his friends resided, and from whence
he discharged the humble duty of a curate in various
neighbouring churches. He was at length a
candidate for a preferment, the appointment to which
was vested in the parish, and after a strenuous opposition
he succeeded. There was a decent house, and
an income perhaps of two hundred pounds a year,
and probably at that period, the utmost of his ambition
did not soar to any thing much more elevated.
At this crisis, most fortunately for him, his friend
Dr. P. was placed on the bench of Bishops, and
immediately nominated Mr. ⸺ to be
his domestic chaplain.
The brightest prospects now opened to his view,
nor was he disappointed. His first preferments were
two good livings in ⸺, in the vicinity of the
bishop’s residence, to which was afterwards added
a Stall in the Cathedral. It appeared about this
period to government, to be expedient to fix an ecclesiastical
establishment in the province of ⸺,
of which a Bishop was to be the head. The intimacy
between the Bishop of L. and the Prime Minister
still, indeed always, continued, and his recommendation
of his friend and chaplain, to fill this
eminent office, was accordingly accepted. Dr.
⸺ was consecrated Lord Bishop of
⸺, with a noble salary, afterwards increased
to 3000l., a year. Here perhaps he still continues,
in the useful and honourable discharge of his high
functions. It has been doubted, by those who knew
him best, whether this splendid banishment was exactly
in consonance with the Bishop’s natural propensities.
He was, as a young man, of an elegant
taste, fond of society, and particularly of female
society; attached to the belles lettres, and no contemptible
poet. It was a strong contrast to these
habits and propensities, to assist in the illumination
of Esquimaux, Cheroquees, and their Squaws.
Dr. ⸺ has appeared before the public
as an author, but principally as a writer of poetry.
Whilst resident at Cambridge, he published a quarto
tract of poems, sufficiently elegant, but somewhat
of too amatory a cast. He had a peculiar turn for
epigrammatic writing, and there are preserved in
our manuscript, one or two which probably never
have been printed; the insertion of them may tend
to enliven our narrative.
About the period before alluded to, an ingenious
blind man made his appearance where the
Bishop then resided, and, as he had done in
various other places, undertook to give philosophical
lectures. His name was Moyes, concerning
whom, more particular accounts than we are
able or desirous to give, may be found, it is
believed, in the Gentleman’s Magazine, and other
periodical publications of the day. It was a very
fashionable thing, and particularly among the ladies,
to attend his lectures. Their tender sympathy was
excited towards him, from the circumstance of his
blindness; but he was also of a goodly form and
countenance, lively in his manners, eloquent in his
delivery of his lectures, which he also contrived to
season with surprizing narratives and amusing
anecdotes. One of the hypotheses upon which he
chose to dilate, was that of latent heat in bodies.
Our lively friend, for such he was then, and probably
still continues, availed himself of the popular
malady, to produce the following epigram.
Blind Cupid, tired with his celestial joys,
Descends to earth in shape of Dr. Moyes,
With ⸺ dames delights to take his seat,
And fires each female breast with latent heat.
In the same provincial town was established a
Catch Club, of which the members were each and
all of them, of great musical and vocal accomplishments.
Our Sexagenarian seems to have known
them well, and had often been delighted with the
exertion of their talents. Unfortunately, from some
trifling cause or other, a violent schism took place
among them. Dr. then Mr. ⸺, did not lose
the opportunity of exercising his sarcastical weapons,
and the following jeu d’esprit was circulated.
Tis said that affected by fogs of November,
The Catch Club is in a sad case,
But by losing in time every mortified member,
The body’s recovering apace.
Were the attempt to be made either by hunting
among the loose pages of our manuscript, or by
local enquiry, it would be easy to get together a
great many of these trifles; but these may suffice.
Some of the venial levities of younger days, promulgated
by another Bishop, will be introduced
elsewhere. But there seems to be here, somewhat
of a deviation from the regular path; and the
manuscript appears in danger of entangling our
eccentric friend amid the wilds of Canadian forests,
or bewildering him in the crowd of his ecclesiastical
superiors.
At the period, to which his notes have thus far
conducted him, it must be remembered that he
merely is seen as an humble under-graduate of
Cambridge.
CHAPTER XIII.
Ridiculus sermo cui vita rebellis abhorret
Ergo cave Doctor dissonus esse tibi.
After some pages of erasure, and scraps not
exactly intelligible, we again meet with some connected
paragraphs. What follows seems a detached
memorandum, relating principally to a character
well known, and highly respected, in his
day; and we therefore give it in our friend’s own
words.
“The interval between a young man’s earliest
admission at the university, and the taking of his
first degree, can hardly be expected to involve many
matters of importance. At a remote period, and
when we are far advanced in life, so far, that its
close becomes almost discernible through the gathering
clouds, memory delights to dwell on scenes
that are past, and meditation lingers on the different
individuals with whom we started in the race
together, whose loss we deplore, or who yet fill
stations in the world within the reach of our observation.
A Sexagenarian must necessarily have
many to lament, and others who, though they have
not prematurely disappeared, so far excited his
attention, or interested his feelings, that he looks
back to them with a mingled regret and esteem.
“I had occasion, during my progress to my degree,
to consult a physician, and I was directed to
Dr. Glynn. He was a most singular, eccentric character,
but had many amiable qualities, and was a
learned and accomplished man. Detached anecdotes
of him may be found in various publications, but I
have often lamented that no authentic and more
circumstantial account of his life and manners has
been given, by some familiar and intimate acquaintance.
He was not always disposed to admit patients,
and I well remember that when I first waited
upon him, I distinctly heard him pacing up and
down his room, spouting Greek. I knocked two
or three times, but no notice was taken. I became
impatient, and fancying my case to be one which
would not admit of delay, with a venial eagerness
I should hope, I repeated my knocks. Again no
notice was taken. At length, I ventured to open
the door, and, to my great consternation, found the
old gentleman still traversing his apartment, and
spouting aloud. On my entrance he stopped, and
somewhat harshly demanded my business. I threw
as much obsequiousness into my manner, and as
much of a supplicating tone into my voice, as I
could, and he was so far softened, that he asked
me to sit down, and listened attentively to my
case. He was afterwards kind to me, and called
at my rooms more frequently than perhaps was
necessary, as far as malady was concerned. I
learned also from my tutor, that he would accept
of very little as a compensation for his trouble, for
physicians’ fees were then paid by the tutor; of the
present practice I know nothing. I remember that
his first and greatest favourite was Juvenal, the
whole of whose writings he appeared to have at his
fingers ends. He certainly must have written many
things worth preserving, for the mind which could
have composed so beautiful an Essay as the lines
on the Day of Judgment, to which the name of
Dr. Glynn is annexed in Seaton’s Prize Poems,
must also and successfully have been exercised on
other subjects of literature.
“I think it was during my residence, that he took
the name of Cloberry, in consequence of the will
of a relation, who left him his estate; but I do not
believe that he was ever so called by any resident
member of the university, all of whom seemed to
recognize something of agreeable and affectionate
familiarity in the appellation of Dr. Glynn. It
should be added, that in contradiction to the distance
and austerity, in some degree necessary, perhaps,
to the heads and seniors of a university, Dr.
Glynn was remarkably kind and obliging to his
juniors, and would often invite young men to his
apartments. I wish I could remember more particulars
concerning him. I know that he assisted
both Mr. Bryant and Mr. Mathias in the Chattertonian
controversy, but all my enquiries have not
enabled me to discover whether he was the author
of any other literary productions. Every person
will remember the affectionate tributes to his merit,
which appeared in the Pursuits of Literature.”
CHAPTER XIV. — GILBERT W.
Si duceris ira
Servitii patiere jugum, tolerabis iniquas
Interius leges, tunc omnia jure tenebis
Cum poteris rex esse tui.
The name of this personage occurs in various
parts of our manuscript; but the scrap which follows,
did not seem unworthy of insertion, and appears
to have been drawn up with some care and
pains.
The celebrated Gilbert W. was also a contemporary.
He has written his own life with some diffuseness,
and he who writes this account is not disposed
to controvert any of his assertions, as they relate to
himself. With respect to others, the case is very
different. He viewed every body, who at all presumed
to have opinions opposite to his own in matters
of religion, politics, or literature, with a jealous
and a jaundiced eye; nor could it be easy in the
common intercourse of life, ever to meet with a
man in these instances so inflexibly pertinacious.
Our friend, it seems, and we use nearly his very
words, knew him on his entrance into life. He
knew him in life’s progress, knew him till within a
near period to his dissolution. He was invariably
the same; petulant, fond of dispute, impatient of
contradiction, and estimating every one’s talents
and merits merely as they harmonized with, or opposed
his own prejudices and propensities; yet, in
his character and conduct, he involved this singular
contradiction—his demeanour in private society,
was mild and urbane, and certainly unprovoking;
but the moment he took his pen in hand, he appeared
to divest himself of his customary garments,
and to clothe himself in storm and tempest, hurling
his thunderbolts like another Jupiter from Ida.
His first appearance in the schools at Cambridge
can never be forgotten. He had excited a general
opinion of his superior abilities, and as his waywardness
of temper was also universally known,
curiosity led numbers to hear him when he had to
sustain the character of Respondent against three
Opponents. All were surprized at his acuteness,
and admired his dexterity, but all were offended
with his petulance, and indignant at the asperity
of manner, with which he seemed to browbeat the
Moderator. Most of the auditory in appearance
had made up their minds, that he was a man not
to be beloved, but that he would certainly make
some noise in the world.
Our friend further writes, that in a very short interval
after this public exhibition of his talents, he
met him at the rooms of a common acquaintance. He
warmly expresses the astonishment he felt at perceiving
the same man, whose external carriage and demeanour
had in public so excited displeasure, enter
into conversation and argument with a sort of mildness,
which by the contrast looked like affectation.
But thus it always was, and this justice is willingly
rendered him; that however reprehensible his public
principles, his asperity in political animosities, his
want both of temper and judgment in his criticisms,
his pertinacity of opinion, and the total absence of
candour, nay, it may be said, of charity, in his
measuring all virtue and all knowledge by the
standard of his own prejudices—yet when seen in
the bosom of his family, he certainly appeared to
conduct himself with the greatest mildness. Nor did
we ever hear of but one assertion to the contrary,
but this is of such authority, that it is impossible
not to yield it our assent. A learned and amiable
judge, after the business of the assizes was over,
paid a visit to Dorchester jail, at the time when
W. was there, most justly suffering the penalty
of an atrocious and abominable libel. He had
not proceeded far into the interior of the prison,
when he was annoyed by the loud complainings
of a boy, apparently suffering from a severe
beating. Upon enquiry, he found that it was
Mr. W. inflicting parental and perhaps salutary
chastisement, on his son. Allowance may, however,
be reasonably made for the circumstances in
which he then was placed, and which might have
a tendency to sour the benignity of his temper.
The impression, however, upon the amiable judge
was, that such behaviour did not seem quite in
character with the avowed principles of this friend
of human kind, this perpetual exclaimer against war,
and of every species of severity of man against man.
The above anecdote was communicated by the judge
himself, who witnessed the incident, and the gaoler
said it was a daily occurrence.
His system of educating his children was certainly
a little singular; but as it is only in part detailed
in our manuscript, it is impossible to decide
peremptorily upon its merits. One thing is thus specified:—“Calling
upon him one morning when he
resided at Hackney, I was shown into his library; I
there found him standing over one of his daughters,
who was not more, apparently, than fourteen; she
had a volume of the octavo edition of Clark’s Homer
before her. On my expressing some surprise, he
desired me to examine her in Greek. I did so;
she read a few lines very readily, construed them
without hesitation, knew the derivation of the more
complicated words, and discovered a familiar acquaintance
with the Greek syntax.”
We have since heard that this young lady has
invariably been of the most amiable character and
manners, and filled a very useful and honourable
station in society.
Our Sexagenarian had at different times intercourse
by letter with W. and though they were notoriously
and avowedly at variance, upon many essential
and important matters, they lived for a time on
terms of remarkably good fellowship. It was at
length violently broken asunder by W. never to be
renewed, and by the following occurrence. Our
friend, as he represents the fact, had been for some
time engaged in a literary work of considerable extent,
and among other communications which he received
from different friends, Mr. W. accommodated
him with a few memoranda. We are willing to give
any share of blame to our friend, which the severest
reader may think proper to impute to him; but on
the publication of this work, the few notes transmitted
to him by Mr. W. did not appear of sufficient
importance to demand, or to warrant, specific acknowledgment.
He, however, thought far otherwise;
and, in the first ebullition of his indignation,
wrote the following curious epistle:—
“Mr. W. has seen Mr. ⸺’s last publication,
in which, among other acknowledgments, there is
no mention made of Mr. W.’s assistance. Mr. W.
therefore sets down Mr. ⸺ for a complete barbarian,
as actuated by some church and king motives,
all of which, God be thanked, are coming to
a speedy issue in this country.”
It may be asked of those who undertake to be
the advocates of G. W.’s tenderness of heart, and
benevolence of conduct, by what feelings he could
possibly be influenced, when he wrote the above
note. What could he intend by the sentence,
“influenced by some church and king motives, all
of which, God be thanked, are coming to a speedy
issue in this country.”
As Dr. Johnson observed of Andrew Millar,
when told that on receiving the last portion of the
manuscript of the dictionary, he thanked God he
had done with him (Johnson); so it may be observed
in the present instance. But for what could
W. thus piously thank his Maker, unless for the
hope which he enjoyed by anticipation, that he
might see the church overturned, and the king
destroyed; which, as these things could not be
accomplished without many scenes of bloodshed and
misery, must seem alike creditable to the piety and
humanity of him who prayed thus with himself.
A mutual friend, who had much influence with
our Sexagenarian, and apparently possessed the
same with W., kindly undertook to heal the breach;
but it would not do—he was implacable—and
the Philanthropist never forgave or forgot the supposed
injury.
Of Porson there will be occasion to say a great
deal in another place, but we are anxious to rescue
his memory from an injurious and unjust aspersion
cast upon it, in W.’s Posthumous Letters to Mr.
Fox. We shall then have done with Mr. W.
In those letters W. undertakes to give a character
of Porson, who, by the way, had always a contempt,
which he was at little pains to conceal, for
W.’s critical abilities. In this character, it is lamentable
to say, there is more truth than could
be wished; but when it is affirmed that Porson was
dull in conversation, it may be maintained that W.
knew nothing of the man. If it be true, as perhaps
it may, that Porson never spent but one day at
W.’s, it appears from his notes that our friend
spent that day with him, and accompanied him
thither. He well knew Porson’s sentiments of
their host, and thought that he rather exerted
himself more than usual on that day, and that the
conversation on all sides was lively and interesting.
Be that as it may, Porson could on no account be
represented as dull. If he did not like his company,
he would perhaps be silent; but whenever
he did say any thing, they must have been dull
hearers, who did not immediately discern rays of
intelligence, acuteness, and information, whatever
the subject introduced might be. It is extremely
difficult to account for W.’s thus committing himself
on the subject of Porson, and for his asserting
what he must have been conscious at the time, it
was in the power of so many persons living, to
contradict and refute.
On the whole, perhaps, the biographical sketch
which W. has given of himself is agreeable enough,
for it can hardly be expected that an individual
should exhibit a representation of his own infirmities
and defects. Our friend certainly retained no
particle of enmity against his memory, but there
are memorandums before us, from which it appears
that the venerable Sylvanus Urban, Gent. has at
different times received letters from W. of which
the spirit was to the full as harsh and acrimonious,
as that which has been transcribed above.
CHAPTER XV.
Ω μῆτερ ικετευωσε μη πισειε μοι
Τας αἱματωπους και δρακοντωδεις κορας.
With respect to what follows in the pages immediately
succeeding, he who undertook to select
from, and place in something like order, the scraps
and memorandums of the Sexagenarian, confesses
that to him the whole is perfectly unintelligible.
But as it is not ill written, and certainly alludes
both to some extraordinary personage and very particular
events, it is inserted for the exercise of the
sagacity of contemporaries, if any shall yet remain,
who can break the sphinx’s head.
“How can I entirely pass over, or in what terms
shall I reveal one of the most singular and extraordinary
facts that ever occurred, but which in my
time excited an universal fermentation in our university.
A thousand feelings press upon my mind
at the remembrance of it, each and all tending to
restrain my pen from diffuse or circumstantial description.
A star appeared in our horizon, brilliant
as the sun of the morning;—in a dire moment,
when every eye was expecting its increasing splendour,
it suddenly sunk in night:—but the night was
not eternal—the star rose again—it still illuminates
our extensive sphere. I myself have repeatedly
basked among its rays, and enjoyed its genial
warmth.—The phænomenon exhibits one of those
very rare instances, where the steady exertions of
diligence, prudence, and circumspection, aided by
talents, and directed by genius, rise superior to the
enormous pressure of disgrace and contempt: where
a secret and latent vitality lurks in the sap of the
blighted rose tree, which being transplanted to a
genial soil, a balmy air, duly watered and carefully
watched, the principle of life slowly and gradually
circulates and ascends, and the senses are finally
charmed and delighted with fragrance and with
beauty. I forbear to say more, but may in this
place not improperly introduce the following anecdote.
“A young man of the college remarkable rather
for his knowledge of dogs and horses, than for the
brilliancy of his literary attainments, had incurred
the displeasure of his tutor. He was sent for to
the tutor’s apartment, and after much expostulation
and remonstrance, a Spectator was put into his
hands, the longest paper selected, and he was ordered,
on pain of rustication, not to leave his rooms
till he should have rendered it into Latin. On his
return, in no very cheerful mood, he found in his
rooms a friend. He immediately began his melancholy
tale. “Here,” said he, “am I to be confined
till the vacation, for it will take me at least till that
time, to complete the abominable task of translating
this eternal paper into Latin.” His friend desired
him to compose himself, to sit down, take pen and
paper, and write as he dictated. He did so, and in
an inconceiveably short space of time the task was
accomplished. He did not, however, venture to
take it to the tutor till the day following, and very
great astonishment was even then expressed at so
early an execution of what had been imposed. The
young man departed in high glee; but he had not
long been gone, before he was hastily sent for again.
“Young man,” said the tutor, “do not make bad
worse, by telling me a falsehood. I well know that
this exercise is not of your own composition; but I
insist upon knowing who did it for you.” Thus on
compulsion the name of the real author was of necessity
revealed. The reader may guess the rest.
It was an early effulgence of that same brilliant star,
which set for a time to rise again with renewed and
extended radiance.
“The remembrance of this tutor excites a sigh of
deep regret. Nature on the score of genius had
done a great deal for him, study more. He was a
philosopher, a poet, well acquainted with the classics,
an excellent linguist, a truly accomplished
man. Remarkable for his kindness to his inferiors,
more particularly so to those under-graduates whose
means did not allow them the opportunity and advantage
of private tutors. To such, even beyond
the precincts of his own college, he would himself
supply the deficiency, without hope or prospect of
any compensation but their gratitude. How shall
I relate the sequel. He has long ceased to animate
and enliven his friends, who loved him. He was,
I fear, too ardent a votary to that power, who of
all the fabled divinities of Greece and Rome, treats
his followers with most unkindness, who repays
their libations with malady, their songs with degrading
infirmities, their triumphs with defeat.—Peace
to his ashes.—If ever man deserved a tear of sympathy,
it was ⸺.”
CHAPTER XVI.
On peut trouver des femmes qui n’ont jamais en de galanterie;
mais il est rare d’en trouver qui n’en aient jamais
eu qu’une.
A portion of the Manuscript now presented
itself, not a little perplexing from the frequent erasures
and interlineations, whilst not seldom, these
were a second time crossed out with the pen, as if
the writer could not exactly make up his mind,
whether the incidents noted should remain at all,
or in what terms they should be expressed. Thus,
for example, by holding up the paper to the light,
the words “College Pranks” were with some difficulty
discernible. These had been erased, and for
pranks, the word “Vagaries” was substituted. This
word also had been rejected, and, as appeared from
the ink at no great distance of time, “College Follies”
was inscribed in a larger hand, as if intended
for the head of a chapter.
But of these “Pranks,” “Vagaries,” and “Follies,”
there were not many which seemed recorded
for any other purpose than for the moralizing sentiments
and reflections which seemed to have accompanied
the recollection of them. The anecdote
which follows, from the warmth and earnestness
which the partly pleasing and partly painful remembrance,
evidently excited in the writer, must
long and sensibly have occupied his mind. It is
communicated in substance thus.
After about a year’s residence in the university,
an accident introduced him to the society of a
lovely young widow, whose brother was a respectable
tradesman, but had occupations which
occasioned him to be much absent from home.
His sister kept his house, and in her brother’s absence
had many lively parties, composed principally
of females of the better class in the mercantile
line, and of young gownsmen. He frequented
her society, till a very strong attachment was mutually
formed and avowed. Marriage, as it would
have been the utter ruin of both parties, was never
mentioned by either, but a tender and affectionate
intercourse took place, which had subsisted for
many months,—[Here the manuscript has such
blots and erasures, that many lines are totally
illegible.]—The narrative is afterwards thus resumed:—In
absence they corresponded for a
long time with the most unabated attachment,
when at length, (for tenderness is sharp-sighted)
our hero fancied he perceived the style of his
widow to be somewhat colder. Her letters were
less frequent; they now contained excuses for their
brevity, and after a while they were altogether
remitted.
What he suspected had actually taken place, as
he had ample testimony on his return, after the long
vacation in October. A young man, somewhat
above his standing, who was remarkable for his
personal confidence, for his wit and humour, and
above all, for his gallantries, had addressed himself
to the Fair Inconstant, even before she had known
him who now complained of her perfidy. He
failed, however, in his attack at this time, and better
fortune hailed our friend. The connection upon
whom the new gallant was dependent, and with
whom he lived, (a learned and venerable clergyman)
was compelled by circumstances to reside principally
in the university. He artfully availed himself
of this opportunity, and of her lover’s absence, to
renew the siege, and after close and continued
assaults, he supplanted his rival.
After some desultory remarks on female vanity
and fickleness, of no great interest or importance,
the subjoined words occur in the margin in the
form of a note, and evidently were written in a long
interval of time after the anecdote itself.
The sequel of the story of this my successful
rival is not a little whimsical, nor can a greater
contrast be imagined between what he was, when
he contended with me in calling
Eyes, which are the frailest softest things,
Tyrants—Butchers—Murderers—
And what he is now; between the levity, facetiousness,
and improvidence of his youth, and his present
severity, loftiness, and pride. That all should acknowledge
and lament youthful indiscretions,
should exhibit a contrary conduct, and, by example,
encourage the young and the thoughtless to
decency and rectitude of demeanour, is expedient
and wise; but surely it is not amiable to be cited
as an exemplar of rigorous austerity, of inflexible
tenacity, with respect to the obsequiousness of
inferiors; of a too severe exactor of penalties,
inconsiderately incurred by the want of reflection
and experience. Such a transition, from contemplating
with delight “eyelids where many graces
sate,” to minute and aristarchical animadversions
on youthful freaks, might, one should suppose, have
been somewhat checked by the knowledge and conviction,
that there are still in circulation, composed
by this now greatly exalted personage, Poetic
Trifles and Levities, of which the mildest representation
that can be given is, that they are prodigiously
amatory. But let this pass; this man is
now ⸺.
Here again is a considerable hiatus in our MS.
but it is impossible not to smile at the anecdote
which succeeds, of which the substance is this:—
One of the tutors of the college was far from
being popular, and the principal reason seemed to
be, that he was what was then denominated “a
Tuft hunter;” that is, one who prefers the society
of a peer to that of a commoner, a lord to a baronet,
and proportions his obsequiousness in an exactly
graduated scale of rank and dignity. It was
understood that his Reverence was to dine with a
young nobleman, more remarkable for the quantity
of claret he could exhaust, than for the brilliancy
or variety of his intellectual attainments. The
opportunity was accordingly taken to screw up his
door so very securely, as to render admission by it
impossible till the morning. Let the reader judge
of the sensations, wrath, and indignation of a very
pompous man, returning at a late hour of the
night, with perhaps as much wine as he could decently
carry, in vain attempting to procure entrance
to his apartment. After some persevering exertions,
which were ineffectual, the porter was summoned,
and with due examination, aided by numerous
lights, the mischief was discovered. The
conspirators, who affected to be roused from their
beds by the noise which the catastrophe occasioned,
assembled, with well-feigned commiseration, and
with professed eagerness, to assist, and ultimately
enjoyed the wicked satisfaction of seeing their plot
fully accomplished, by assisting the unlucky and
ill-starred tutor to get admission to his rooms, by
means of a ladder placed against the window.
The above nobleman, by the way, ought not to be
passed over without a little further notice. He so
far forgot in subsequent life the dignity of his elevated
station, as to play the part of Pandarus to one
greater than himself. The beauty, however, of the
lovely object in question, proved so irresistible,
that he fell a victim to it himself, and betrayed the
trust reposed in him. The circumstances have
since been partially related by the lady herself, and
the whole would involve sufficient materials for a
most curious novel.
CHAPTER XVII.
Vidi jam juvenem premeret cum serior ætas,
Mœrentem stultos præteriisse dies.
The good humoured manner in which our Friend
relates a jest, successfully practised upon himself,
shows that he enjoyed it almost as much as they who
contrived it. He received a card from a young man,
of higher rank and connections than himself, from
whom he had just reason to expect such an act of
civility, in return for some good office which he had,
before he arrived at the university, an opportunity
of rendering him. He accordingly accepted of the
invitation to supper, which the card conveyed, and
went at the appointed time. On his arrival, he
was introduced to a large party, all of whom were
perfect strangers to him, and appeared to look so
strangely and coldly upon him, that he began to
suspect what was really the case, that the invitation
was a forgery, and that it was intended to laugh at
him. He made an effort to retire, but was prevented,
and after a short interval, joined heartily in
the laugh against himself.
It appears from a loose memorandum, that our
friend, notwithstanding his systematic regularity,
and rigid attention and conformity to College discipline,
had once a very narrow escape from incurring
the severest censure of his superiors, from
which accident alone preserved him. A thoughtless
young man, of very eccentric character, had most
improperly introduced a female of degraded fame
and manners into his apartments, and with equal
indiscretion had supplied her with liquor till she
became ungovernably intoxicated, nor was he himself
a great deal better. About midnight, he so
far recovered his recollection as to wish to get rid of
his unruly guest. This, however, was no very easy
task. She refused to depart; and when with some
violence he had got her into the quadrangle, she
began with most vehement screams to utter the cry
of murder. In this dilemma, the young man went
and called up our friend, who with more good
nature than considerateness, rose to assist him.
The woman continued screaming, and when the
tutor and some of the fellows appeared to see what
was the matter, no other young man was visible
but the subject of this narrative, pulling the young
woman with difficulty along to the porter’s lodge.
Here the advantage was experienced, of a previous
good character; nothing else could have preserved
him from disgrace and punishment. He had the
address to secure his friend from detection, and to
save himself. His narrative was, that being disturbed
by the cry of murder, he left his rooms to see
the cause, and finding a drunken woman in the
quadrangle alone, he thought that in propriety it
became him to conduct her to the porter. This,
however improbable it might sound, was credited,
and no disagreeable consequences ensued.
The character and history of the young man, involved
in the above foolish act of profligate inconsiderateness,
is so very singular, that many remarks
and anecdotes concerning him, subsequently occur.
From these collectively, the following concise narrative
was deduced.
His father died when he was yet a child. He
was left to the guardianship of his mother, a
very weak and foolish woman, at whose decease
he was to succeed to considerable personal property,
and a clear unencumbered estate of about
a thousand pounds a year. Nothing could possibly
be better conditioned than this estate was;
it was a freehold, and compactly circumscribed
by a ring fence. The youth’s education was
totally neglected, and he was suffered to do
whatever he pleased. When about sixteen, he
expressed a great desire to go to college; but as he
was totally uninstructed, except in the commonest
village school learning, some consultation was necessary
about the most practicable means of extending
his education, and improving his knowledge.
It occurred that there was a distant relation of the
same name, established in a curacy at the provincial
town, who might be glad to undertake his introduction
to the rudiments of Greek and Latin.
This was accordingly done, and after remaining
under his cousin’s care for about two years, my
gentleman was removed to college, and by way of
counsellor and guardian, his relation accompanied
him. However, he soon threw off all restraint,
and dashed boldly and uncontrouled into all the
irregularities and extravagance of the place. Whether
he waited or not to take any degree, does not
appear; but certain it is, that in a very short period
of time, his profuseness reduced his mother to the
extremest difficulty and distress, and materially lessened
their common income. In this dilemma, it
was thought expedient that he should go abroad,
and accordingly he departed for the continent, and
fortunately for his future and declining days, with
some young men of fortune, two of whom have
since made a distinguished figure in the political
world. A short time was sufficient to waste what
remained of his property, and in a very brief interval
after his return to his native country, not an
acre, nor a single shilling remained, of all his valuable
patrimony. That the poor old mother died
in the utmost penury, it can hardly be necessary to
state; the son, if he yet lives, subsists on an annuity
allowed him by his former gay companions, who in
this instance assuredly did not verify what is usually
asserted about the desertion of friends in adversity.
It remains to exhibit a slight delineation of
his character.
He was remarkably good-natured, even to excess.
He would thoughtlessly give away the guinea which
was his last. With equal thoughtlessness he would
borrow whatever he could obtain from others,
without the remotest idea of returning it again.
He once carried his mother to an inn in a provincial
town, where he ordered a sumptuous dinner, and
the most expensive wines. When the bill was
produced, though they went in their own carriage,
it appeared that neither mother nor son had a sixpence
in their pocket. They were relieved from
the awkwardness of their situation by the writer of
this narrative, who as he never expected, so did he
never see a shilling of his money again. When
young, and the talent was probably continued to
him, the original of this portrait had an extraordinary
faculty of exciting mirth, by the most unaccountable
and unexpected sallies of humour and
ridicule. To this he was probably indebted for
the protection which he subsequently received,
when he most wanted it. He had almost always
an avowed disregard of what are invariably respected
as the decencies of life, and would, without
scruple, if asked by an old acquaintance where
he was to be found, give his card at a common
brothel, or at the lodgings of some celebrated
courtezan. At the same time he could assume
the mildest manners, and conciliate the kindness
of the most timid and the most modest of the sex.
His ruin was certainly to be imputed to a neglected
education, and the unpardonable indulgence which
was shown him in his earliest years. He doubtless
had those qualities of heart, and those endowments
of intellect, which, if they had been directed, chastened,
and disciplined, by a skilful and experienced
guide, would have rendered him as useful and as
amiable, as he certainly turned out unworthy of
any virtuous esteem.
CHAPTER XVIII.
Stet quicunque volet potens,
Aulæ culmine lubrico,
Me dulcis saturet quies
Obscuro positum loco.
A notable contrast to the preceding was another
singular and eccentric character, a fellow-collegian
of the same standing. He has been
slightly alluded to in a former part of this narrative,
and deserves to be yet further remembered.
His father was a farmer of some respectability,
and he, as the eldest son, was allowed to choose
his profession, which he was originally induced to
make that of a linen-weaver. He toiled on year
after year very inauspiciously; he contracted, however,
a fondness for reading, and at the age of at
least thirty-six, took it into his head that he would
go to college, and be a clergyman. He accordingly
converted his stock and moveables into money,
and with the assistance of a neighbouring clergyman,
got just Latin and Greek enough to pass examination
at college.
He had calculated his means with such extreme
precision, that with the advantages he was to receive
from being a Sizer, the sum of forty pounds
was to cover the whole of his year’s expences at
college, and he never exceeded it. He was a man
of mean abilities, but of indefatigable industry, and
with no other help than such as the college lectures
afforded, he obtained his degree reputably. He
limited himself in every particular as to time,
occupation, dress, exercise, and the minutest articles
of expenditure. For example, once a week
he would invite some one to breakfast, once a fortnight
to supper; whilst a hat, a coat, &c. &c.
would be made to last for two years each. He
was much respected for his inoffensive manners,
his consistency of conduct, his regularity and industry.
Although he must unavoidably have accustomed
himself to great privations, he was always cheerful;
and often by the force, which greater experience
gave to his remonstrances, deterred his younger
companions from acts of inconsiderateness and
folly. His great ambition was at length satisfied
to the full. He obtained orders, and a decent
curacy. Here for many years he conscientiously
practised the duties of his situation. Preferment
he never sought, nor if he had, with his humble
pretensions, was he likely to have obtained it.
But his public spirit was constant and unwearied,
and conceiving some local improvement of great
importance to the provincial town, near which he
resided, he made a very extensive circuit, principally
on foot, to solicit contributions for this purpose,
from those who were able and disposed to
bestow them. Nor did he rest till he had accumulated
several hundreds of pounds, for the accomplishment
of his favourite object, which he vested
in the hands of proper trustees. He died not long
since, at an advanced period of life, with the blessings
of the poor, and the esteem of a respectable
neighbourhood.
Far, very far different, in fate and fortune, from
the two individuals above described, was a cotemporary
of a different society, who (if any man ever
had) had most abundant cause to bow before the
shrine of the divinity, who with such seeming capriciousness,
sævo læta negotio, distributes her
smiles and favours. His father was a respectable
clergyman in moderate circumstances; his education
rather confined, but certainly in some private
seminary. He went to the university with no particular
pretensions of talent, learning, or application;
but he had a fine person, and conciliating
manners, and it should almost seem that he trusted
to these with greater confidence than to any of his
acquired endowments. It was for a time doubtful
which of the learned professions he should assume,
but he finally determined on the law. At this period,
he was mild, unassuming, and generally acceptable
to his numerous acquaintance. He lived
on the fair give and take system of equality, with
those whose pretensions were not higher than his
own, and partook of his bread and cheese supper
with men of his own standing, with a good humoured
cordiality. All at once he ceased to be seen among
his quondam friends.
On enquiry, it was found that his person and
address had recommended him to the partial notice
of a lady of very large fortune, acquired by industrious
relations in commercial pursuits. The change
had an extraordinary effect upon his memory. He
forgot his former and humbler acquaintance. He
acted the great man, at least in one part of the
character, and in fact he really became one as to
rank and station. All have their infirmities; prosperity
is hard to bear, and minds, even stronger
than that which distinguished the object of these
animadversions, might be in some danger from so
beautiful and splendid a prospect opening all at
once upon them; from being suddenly elevated to
the dignity of a senator, to large landed property,
and a splendid establishment, in exchange for a
situation, relatively at least, humble and insignificant.
CHAPTER XIX.
Tarpeium limen adora
Pronus et auratam Junoni cæde juvencam,
Si tibi contigerit capitis matrona pudici.
Still different, and far, very far less auspicious,
was the fate of another of their cotemporaries. His
father filled the situation of an organist in a Provincial
town, but had saved money enough to give
his son a decent education, and establish him at
the university, with the design of his taking orders.
He passed through the ordinary course with an
unexceptionable character, in due time was admitted
with some credit to his degree, was ordained subsequently,
and was elected fellow of the college.
Most unfortunately for him, his exertions to procure
what appeared to be an eligible curacy, in a very
remote and retired situation, were but too successful,
and to this he owed his utter and irretrievable
ruin. He was a well made, handsome man, of great
good nature, and very agreeable manners.
There was, as ill luck would have it, another
Potiphar’s wife in the village; he was exposed to
precisely the same temptations as the Joseph of
Scripture, but unhappily did not possess similar
virtue. He too easily fell into the snare. The
connection was discovered, and a prosecution was
the consequence. It but little availed him, that
there was no pretence for the charge of seduction
on his part, that the frail lady was the mother of a
numerous family, that the husband was much absent
from home, that opportunities to assail his firmness
were studiously sought, and that pretences to have
him almost constantly in the house, were ingeniously
invented. Far heavier damages were awarded
against him than he was able to pay, and in consequence,
he absconded. The society of which he
was a member, was but too well justified in withholding
the preferment, to which in his regular turn
he would otherwise have been entitled; and he had
the mortification to live to see a generation almost
pass over him, and severally enjoying, what if he
had but listened to the voice of duty, or even of
prudence, he would fully have participated. He
was however permitted, and this was no small indulgence,
to retain the emoluments of his Fellowship.
The catastrophe of his fortune and life was disastrous;
he took to drinking. It is more than
apprehended, that notwithstanding his collegiate
oath, which was indispensable to the enjoyment of
the revenues of his fellowship, he married. The
woman was content to live with him, retaining her
maiden name. He at length died prematurely,
very much the victim of remorse, arising from his
accumulated irregularities. The moralist, with tears
of pity and regret, might here expatiate on the destructive
consequences of one false step, on the
entrance into life. Had this poor man been fortunately
under the protection, or within the sphere
of the admonitions of some sincere friend and experienced
counsellor, he might have adorned the
society which he disgraced, and benefited the system
which he injured.
“The subject of cotemporaries (such are our
friend’s remarks) is at an advanced period of life
more painful than pleasing. Many of those whom
we most loved and esteemed, are separated from
us to meet no more, but in another scene of things.
Of the majority, perhaps, of the rest, there is so
much to lament and to regret, in the failure of
their views and hopes, in their calamities, their follies,
and their errors, that remembrance presents the
mind with a motley picture, where there is more
gloom than sunshine, more thorns than flowers.”
There was one fellow-collegian in particular,
who appears to have excited an extraordinary degree
of interest in the writer of these remarks.
He was of a studious and somewhat indolent character,
perpetually proposing to his fancy the tranquillity
and happiness, he flattered himself with
hereafter enjoying in the marriage state, and in domestic
life. This was the constant theme of his
conversation, and the extremest limit of his ambition.
He was connected with families who had ample
means of satisfying his wishes, as far as revenue
was concerned, and accordingly, at no distant period
after he was qualified to receive them, Benefices
were bestowed upon him, equal to his warmest
wishes. It is lamentable to detail the final consequences.
He married a woman without principle.
His flattering views of happiness in the domestic
life, vanished in smoke, and if he yet lives, he lives
the scorn and ridicule of many, who were well warranted
in their prediction of what actually ensued.
Another individual, of very superior talents, and
who had many and various attainments, as well as
the most pleasing and conciliating manners, failed
in his expectations of happiness, with still more
provoking perverseness. He had obtained considerable
distinction at the university, and might, if
he had thought proper, have succeeded to something
far more substantial than mere University
honours; but he chose to marry, and unluckily he
united himself to a person so inferior to himself in
education and acquirements, that when he retired
to his paternal inheritance, he found that he wanted
a suitable companion. This induced him to plunge
into business, for which, perhaps, of all men, he
was the least qualified. He laid out the whole of
his property in the purchase of great tythes in different
places.
The consequence was, that for the remainder of
his life, he was perpetually involved in law-suits;
and though he was generally right, and successful
also, his spirits were harassed, his constitution gradually
impaired, and his means exhausted. This
estranged him from his wife, soured his temper,
and finally shortened his days. He was imprisoned
in the Fleet, where a lingering disease carried him
off, and in his dying moments he had no other
consolation than that which he received from his
medical friend, who, most fortunately for him, had
known him intimately at college, and who took care
with great benevolence, that the necessities of his
miserable situation were duly supplied.
CHAPTER XX.
Fortuna sævo læta negotio.
Another College anecdote presents itself in
this portion of the manuscript, which, though ludicrous
at first sight, terminated in a disastrous catastrophe.
There was a very respectable fellow of
one of the minor colleges, who, in expectation of
valuable preferment from his society, had formed
a connection with a lady of his own years. Unluckily,
the incumbent, whose decease was earnestly
expected, was one of those personages, of whom
there are many, who exemplify the old proverb of
“creaking doors,” &c. The old gentleman thought
proper to live a great while, nor did he at length
take his departure, till the engagement had continued
for so extended a period, that the season of
youth and manhood too, had passed away; till the
infirmities of approaching age excited discontent
and murmurings on one side, and wrinkles produced
deformity on the other. The engagement, however,
was now to be fulfilled, and the day was appointed
for the marriage; but on the morning of
that day, the bridegroom elect was found dead in
his bed, the victim of his own despondency, or
perhaps reluctance from confirmed habit, to change
his ordinary modes of life.
It would appear expedient to close this melancholy
catalogue, and revert to other subjects, but
that the catalogue itself changes its aspect, and some
examples, exhibiting a brighter contrast, assert a
claim to notice. Not all of those who entered the
theatre of the great and bustling world nearly about
the same period, terminated the exertions of their
youth and manhood, under auspices so disastrous
and afflicting as some of those specified above.
“Memory brings back one in particular, who
arrived at the most exalted station to which the
profession on which he entered could possibly lead,
whose titles (if he yet survives) would occupy a
spacious page; who basks in the sunshine of
royal favour—patron of learning—protector of indigence—rewarder
of merit. How splendid, how
enviable a pre-eminence!...”
At this portion of the manuscript, so many erasures
and substitutions occur, that the most persevering
diligence and investigation can with difficulty
make out, that there was some drawback to this
highly-coloured eulogium; some expectations excited
by this same illustrious personage, with
respect to the writer, which never were fulfilled;
some promises made, which were neglected and
forgotten. At least, towards the conclusion of
what seems to have been a sort of chapter appropriated
to the subject, these words are distinctly
visible:—“... Surely this was cruel—a
very moderate portion of that which was voluntarily
placed within my view, almost within my
touch, would have satisfied the warmest wishes of
my heart—would have diffused cheerfulness and
tranquillity around a large and numerous circle of
dependants—would have soothed the sufferings of
disease, and animated the languor of declining
years. The purple light of hope, which beamed
for a while with a steady brightness, was suddenly,
was abruptly withdrawn, nor could my own activity,
or the exertions of my friends, ever learn the
cause.”
But let us descend a while from this lofty eminence,
from this perihelion, where we are overpowered,
and in danger of being consumed by excessive
radiance. There are gradations of altitude
to which those beneath may look without being too
much overawed, and from which those above may
contemplate inferior objects, without the risk of
being vertiginous. In preceding parts of this narrative
many eminent men, cotemporaries of the
writer, have been introduced, as having arisen to
Episcopal dignity. It remains to speak of a few
other individuals, in their day well known and
esteemed, and rewarded with consequent honours
in their several lines of life.
Of one in particular, it is with a sort of surprise
remarked in our manuscript, that “he is not yet a
Judge.” There was a large family of them, but
the individual of whom mention is here made, was
the only son. The mother had formerly been in no
higher a condition than that of a mantua-maker;
the father was a land-steward to different men of
fortune. In this situation he saved considerable
wealth. The son was sent to Eton, where he was
contemporary with Porson, and the writer has frequently
heard him remark, that on his first going
to Eton, Porson by no means was distinguished
above other boys, either for parts or application.
The subject of this article, however, made great
advances in classical learning, and left Eton for
the university, with a very high character as a sound
scholar. His reputation was progressive at college,
and he eminently distinguished himself on taking
his degree. He chose the profession of the law,
nor was it a great while, before he rose to a considerable
degree of practice. There was no professional
honour to which he might not have aspired,
but that he took a perverse line in politics, and
contrived, as far as political interest and influence
were concerned, never to be on the right side.
He has however invariably preserved the most unimpeached
character for integrity, abilities, and professional
knowledge, enjoys a most extensive and
lucrative practice, and is highly regarded and
esteemed by all who know him.
CHAPTER XXI.
Jus est mari, nunc strato æquore blandiri, nunc procellis
ac fluctibus inhorrescere.
An insertion here occurs in the manuscript,
which has the appearance of having been written
at a subsequent period, and introduced in this
place, as if to preserve something like chronological
accuracy.
“The man of whom a concise account is now
about to be given, in every respect, whether we
consider his talents, his virtues, or his fortunes,
merits a more circumstantial detail, and a better
biographer. His father was a very respectable
tradesman in a provincial town, where he arrived
at honours, bestowed only on the most eminent and
most opulent citizens. However, from some cause
or other, when he died, his property was found inadequate
to the maintenance of a son and a
daughter. The son was destined for the law, and
placed with an eminent attorney, but soon becoming
tired of the drudgery of the desk, he went
into the army; and the daughter was taken under
the protection of a wealthy family, from which she
afterwards happily married. The person of whom
we are speaking had a commission in the Marines,
and was in all Lord Rodney’s celebrated battles.
He has been heard to describe with extraordinary
pathos and effect, as the sublimest spectacle, and
at the same time the most terrible, he ever witnessed,
the blowing up of the seventy-four Spanish ship in
the battle with Don Langara, in the Bay of Gibraltar.
He served as Lieutenant under Captain Macbride,
in the Bienfaisant. A detachment from this ship
was employed to take possession of the Spanish
Admiral Langara. Langara was pleased with the
courtesy and gallantry of this young man, and an
acquaintance, indeed friendship, took place, of
which he reaped the advantage almost twenty years
afterwards.
He was, when on some military service, taken
prisoner in the Mediterranean, and brought to
Langara, who immediately recognized his quondam
acquaintance, and offered him every indulgence
in his power. The Englishman requested
that his papers might be preserved without injury,
which his official situation rendered highly important
The request was not only complied with,
but after treating him with the greatest kindness
and hospitality, Langara gave him his release.
Finding, that in spite of all his activity and exertions,
promotion in the department of the Marines
was very tardy and very precarious, he quitted this
line of service. He afterwards went to the West
Indies with General Bruce, as his Secretary. His
gentle and conciliating manners made friends
wherever he went, and he was recommended by
General Bruce to his relative Lord Elgin, who was
then English Minister at the Court of Brussels.
On coming over to England with dispatches, he was,
in an evil hour to him, introduced to the patronage
of a very great man; from which patronage flowed
all the troubled waters in which he was ever afterwards
immersed, and finally sunk.
He was much too honest and simple for a court.
His talents were discerned and acknowledged—his
manners were admired; but his incorruptibility
was his ruin. He was appointed, with certain coadjutors,
to a very responsible situation in a foreign
country. He had various accounts of foreign Princes
to check, and, in the simplicity of his heart, conceived
that his first duty was to watch the interests
of his country. In the accounts of one foreign
Prince he detected a trifling error of 1200l. With
great delicacy and respect, he ventured to communicate
the circumstance to his Highness. Sir, replied
the Prince with great indignation, did you
think I was bred in a counting house? In short,
the evidence of his probity, and of the want of it
in those with whom he acted, is alike irrefragable:
nor have the accounts in which he was concerned
with others, to the amount of more than half a million,
ever yet been duly balanced.
Whilst abroad, he was much noticed by Sir
Charles Stuart, brother to Lord Bute, who had the
command in Portugal. This gentleman was so
much impressed with the accuracy and excellent
precision in which his military accounts were kept,
that he wrote home in his favour, and recommended
the general adoption of his plan.
He embarked with the fleet under Lord Nelson,
when he went to Egypt, but separated from him at
Marmora, and went to Constantinople. Here he
renewed his acquaintance with Lord Elgin, and travelled
through Greece with Mr. and Mrs. Nesbit,
parents of Lady Elgin.
On his return to his native country, he gave a
memorable example of the most inflexible integrity,
which nevertheless served to embitter the remainder
of his life. He was required by some individuals
with whom he was connected in service, to do that
with his and their common accounts, which it may
be presumed they thought compatible with rectitude,
but which to him seemed disreputable and
dishonest. Notwithstanding repeated importunity
of friends, the most flattering invitations, and splendid
promises, he continued firm and immoveable,
and pertinaciously resisted every effort and every
offer. As his seeming obstinacy had a tendency to
implicate some individuals of high station, in what
would have had but an awkward appearance, if any
parliamentary enquiry had been set on foot, attempts
were made to prevail upon him to accept of a lucrative
appointment abroad. But this also he constantly
refused, from the manly impression that it
would look like shrinking from the investigation of
truth; and he also thought that artifice, fraud, and
self-interest, might be exerted in his absence, to do
that with respect to his accounts, which never could
take place, when he was present to explain or
refute.
But the continued vexation and chagrin arising
from this perpetual contest with eager and powerful
opponents, added to the effects of laborious service
in hot climates, at length had a serious effect on his
strength and constitution. He retired from the
noise and tumult of the metropolis to his native
place, where he flattered himself with the hope of
spending a few tranquil years with a daughter
whom he loved, and in the society of a few friends
whom his spirit, his integrity, and his accomplishments
had conciliated. But it was unfortunately
too late—he died in the interval of a few months
after the last object of his wishes was placed within
his view. Few lamented him more than he who
pays this affectionate, though fleeting tribute to his
memory. His mind, as has before been remarked,
was uprightness itself; and though in many hard
fought contests, both by sea and land, he had given
the most unquestionable proofs of his bravery, he
was particularly mild, gentle, and unassuming. He
had withal, a remarkably fine taste in the arts, and
for painting more particularly; and having preceded
the great ravager Bonaparte, and his myrmidons,
in his excursion to Italy, he, by honest means,
though for perhaps little money, obtained some
very choice and valuable curiosities of art, both in
sculpture and painting, from the finest galleries at
Rome, and the most splendid collections of Naples,
as well as in other places.
Several of these specimens adorn the best Collections
in this country. One of them in particular,
strongly exemplifies the perverse fortune
which seemed invariably to accompany him. The
picture he most valued and esteemed, was one
from the Villa Albani, at Rome. It was indeed
exquisite, and, as since acknowledged, the undoubted
production of a very great master. Unfortunately
for its owner, circumstances required
a supply of ready money.—He trusted to the force
of truth and nature, and so confided in the intrinsic
merit, and obvious excellence of the composition,
that he sent it without any sort of restriction or reserve,
to a celebrated auction-room. He was too
proud and too honest, to resort to the usual
methods on such occasions, and left his picture to
its fate. On its exhibition, the dealers affected
doubt and suspicion as to its being a genuine picture
of the master to whose pencil it was assigned;
and this so far prevailed, that an opulent tradesman,
from the pure emotion of feeling, and the impulse
of natural taste, was allowed to carry off the
prize for the small sum of three hundred pounds.
But the picture had excited curiosity; and these
same dealers, on its being removed beyond their
reach, went to visit and examine it again.—It is not
long since, that one of these gentlemen sent to offer
twelve hundred pounds for the picture, which was
refused.
Not unworthy of recital with respect to this
personage, is an accident which once happened to
him, and which nearly cost him his life:
He was on a shooting party with an old general
officer, and in a spot, access to which they mutually
presumed could not properly be denied them, in
beating a small covert, our young friend (for such
he then was) trod upon a man-trap, which caught
him in the leg. He was unable to extricate himself,
but luckily his friend was at no great distance.
By their joint efforts he was released, but he was
most severely lacerated, and it was a very long
time before be effectually recovered. But let us
now turn into another path.
CHAPTER XXI.
Partes autem quibus eruditi homines censeri vel maxime
solent, saltem ut e multis aliquas afferamus, sunt, acuta inventio,
rei obscuræ explicatio, inveterati erroris depulsio,
multijuga lectio, locorum in priscis scriptoribus corruptorum
emendatio, dicendi elegantia et nitor, atque alia his
cognata.
There was another considerable person, of
precisely the same standing, in whose progressive
reputation our Sexagenarian appears to have taken
a lively interest.
He was born of respectable parentage, in a provincial
town, who, however, bestowed no better
education upon him, than the grammar school of
this same town afforded. He was accordingly
transplanted to the university, unaccompanied by
that eclat, with which young men are often introduced
from public schools, with inferior pretensions
both of learning and abilities. He was soon,
however, distinguished; and the progress to his
degree was marked by the general prediction, that
he would attain the highest honours. In this interval,
and in the course of the university exercises,
the writer of this sketch became acquainted with
him, and was greatly impressed with his acuteness
and ingenuity. The prediction concerning him
was verified to the fullest extent.—He was in the
very first class, and arrived at the summit of his
literary ambition.
He did not wait a great while for the usual testimony
of the approbation of his college; but not
long after he had obtained a Fellowship, partly from
infirm health, and partly from the desire of extending
his literary acquisitions, he went abroad.
How successfully he obtained one at least of his
objects, literary reputation, has been demonstrated
by some of the most learned and valuable works
which modern times have produced.
Learning, however, in the abstract, does not
always lead to independence; and the person of
whom we are speaking, was perhaps principally indebted
for his subsequent elevation in life, to a
political work, in which it is far from easy to decide
which is most entitled to admiration, the force of
its argument, or the auspicious period which was
selected to introduce it. The French Revolution
had begun to circulate its venomous and destructive
poison through the different states of Europe, and
through Germany in particular. To effect this with
greater certainty, the powerful engine of the press
was but too successfully employed. And as this
country was from the very beginning the firm, unshaken
opponent of French principles, all the
powers of argument, of misrepresentation, indeed
of falsehood, were exercised, to debilitate the influence
of England, to assign undue motives to all its
public acts, to shake its alliances, and impair its
credit.
Fortunately at this time—this momentous time,
an Englishman was found in Germany, who had
the patriotism, the spirit, and the sagacity, to vindicate
his country from the hostile attacks of the
mischievous hireling writers, in the interest of
France, and who exercised with superior skill, in the
cause of truth and justice, weapons which the revolutionists
and their crew had sharpened and employed
for the basest and worst of purposes. The
work in question was published in German at
Leipsic, (since so memorable for the discomfiture
and overthrow of Bonaparte) in the year 1799, and
not only vindicated Great Britain from the foul
slanders of the German Journalists, either in the
absolute pay of France, or meditating similar
anarchy at home, but proved incontestibly that a
rupture with France, was a thing unavoidable on
the part of this country.
Such is the force of truth, and such was the
power of the writer’s arguments, that the first and
most distinguished Reviews in Germany, the Algemeine
Literatur-Zeitung, the Gottingen Review,
and even the famous Mr. Genz, acknowledged that
the point proposed, was fully established, and Great
Britain fairly vindicated from the calumnies directed
against its Ministers. That such a production
would secure for its author a favourable
reception on his return to England, could hardly
admit of a doubt. Accordingly, on his revisiting
his native country, he was without delay introduced
to Mr. Pitt, through the medium of the Bishop of
L. He had an immediate mark of ministerial
favour conferred upon him, which he is still permitted
to retain, with a promise of succeeding in
reversion to a dignified and lucrative appointment,
which he now fills with the highest reputation.
The subject of politics, however, seems to have
been forced upon him by local and peculiar circumstances;
the natural bias of his mind, and his studies,
had a very different direction. The most celebrated
Theological writers on the Continent had
exercised his talents, and occupied his time so
effectually, that the result was the publication of a
work, which no scholar would choose, and no theological
student ought, to be without. Others,
equally important and valuable, in the strict line
of his profession, have succeeded; and whether his
profound erudition, his sagacity in detecting error,
his subtilty of disputation, or his facility of writing,
be considered, there are but few authors of modern
times who can submit to a competition with
him. He bears, however, his faculties meekly; and
though in a very lofty situation, his manners are extremely
conciliating without the smallest symptoms
of superciliousness or arrogance, even towards his
opponents.
CHAPTER XXII.
Illud magis vereor ne ignorans veram iter gloriæ, gloriosum
putes, plus te unum posse quam omnes, et metui a
civibus tuis quam diligi, malis.
When the mind contemplates a number of
young men assembled at the University, with various
talents, propensities, and pursuits, upon a
footing of local equality, and communicating with
one another on terms of greater or less familiarity;
and again, after an interval of half a century, makes
enquiry into their relative condition and connections;
how wonderful a contrast is exhibited,
and what food is administered for deep and serious
reflection!
These pages have already detailed some, it is to
be hoped, not uninteresting examples of unexpected
elevation, as well as of extraordinary and
melancholy depression, to say nothing of the diminution
of the long, long catalogue, by the resistless
ravages of death. One splendid instance of success
and temporal prosperity has already been detailed.
Here, however, was nothing to shock probability.
The advantages of birth and splendid
connection accompany a man through life, and he
must be eminently deficient in talent, sagacity, or
prudence, who does not in his progress through the
world, turn them to adequate account. One favourite
of fortune remains to be introduced to notice,
who possessed no hereditary advantages, but
who, meeting with a ladder placed against the
Temple of Greatness, boldly ascended step by
step, till he triumphantly reached, and remained
enthroned, at the summit.
It is sometimes exceedingly convenient to deal
in the article of “Supposes.” It is a very useful
word to a lively fancy, and supplies many a chasm
in an imaginary structure, which would seem mutilated,
imperfect, and deformed, without it. It is
adopted on the present occasion, because it will
appear to many the most suitable.—The facts are
so contrary to the ordinary chances of life, that they
who are not in the secret, may be inclined to believe
them “suppositions” altogether.
Suppose, therefore, good and gentle reader, a
schoolmaster, established in a country town of no
great celebrity, but which still furnished him with
so much employment, that attention to his business
enabled him to educate his two sons at a public
school. Suppose this good man to die, and his
widow again to marry respectably, and settle finally
in the metropolis. Suppose the elder son, though
of infirm health, to marry a woman of large fortune,
a valetudinarian like himself.—It is no extravagant
effort of imagination to conceive both of
these personages to pay the debt of nature, and the
surviving brother to become the inheritor of the
possessions of them both. Here we appear to have
advanced a few steps up the ladder.
Now then, let us suppose the surviving brother
called to the bar, and, by abilities and assiduity to
which the bar has affixed a jocular name, to obtain
progressively a considerable practice.—Are
we not mounting still higher? Now, then, let
us picture to ourselves a great, a very great man,
possessing the disposal of seats in a certain assembly,
usually understood to display the most inviting
avenues to fame and fortune. Fancy this great
man, in perplexity from some unexpected accident
how to supply the loss of a friend, vacating one of
these seats, with an individual, who by no means
must be inferior to his predecessor in obsequious
attention to his patron’s political interests, his intentions,
and injunctions. Accident, the veriest
accident, might introduce the practitioner of the
law to huggery of another kind.—What think
you now, good people? are we not in a fair way to
get to the top of the ladder? Conceive us, then,
permanently fixed in this same honourable assembly;
and a combination of talent and diligence, a
proper degree of well-timed flexibility, with a due
proportion of smiles and bows, may easily be supposed
to accomplish all the rest.
But that which is to succeed can surely never be
supposed. Can it be supposed, that one so favoured
by a concurrence of fortunate events, should treat
with neglect those to whose interposition and recommendation,
he immediately owed his greatness?
Can it be supposed, that he was detested by his dependants,
for the most unrestrained insolence and
intolerable arrogance? Can it be believed, that the
friends and play-mates of his boyish days, equals to
him in ability, far, very far superior in merit, should
be contumeliously kept at an awful distance, sometimes
oppressed with an assumed condescension, at
others disgusted at unconcealed haughtiness? Can
it be imagined, that when local circumstances
assigned to him a division of influence and authority,
in conjunction with individuals of high hereditary
rank, he should proudly assume a pre-eminence;
should direct, dictate, issue his imperial
fiats, mandates, and decrees, and make all bow before
his golden image?
Will it be believed, that, as the Chinese ceremonial
requires, the head of him admitted to the
Royal presence to be knocked nine times against
the floor, and were this obeisance once, and once
only, omitted, it is deemed high treason, and requires
the utmost severity of punishment; so from
the lack of some such attentions to this high and
mighty person, there are many individuals who have
reason to deplore, in bitterness of sorrow, their
unpardoned inconsiderateness; and can ascribe their
ruin to nothing, but the seeming want of reverence
to his consequential importance?
No, no, no, none of these things can possibly be
within the reach of the wildest suppositions; they
can only have existence in the chimerical dreams
of the most extravagant fancy. Nor will it ever
obtain a moment’s credit, except indeed a similar
representation should be made from ⸺.
But here prudence bids pause—
Securus licet Æneam rutulumque ferocem
Committas: nulli gravis est percussus Achilles.
CHAPTER XXIII.
Tollimur in cœlum curvato gurgite, et idem
Subducta ad manes imos desidimus unda.
From such princes of the people, let us once
more descend to notice an individual, whose fortunes
indeed were very different, but whose abilities,
although exerted in contrary pursuits, were
not at all inferior, and whose peculiarities were
of the most singular and striking kind. His father
followed the occupation of a sadler, in a town of
considerable eminence in a remote province. The
family consisted of this son and two daughters,
who, on their father’s decease, found themselves
left with a very scanty provision. The young man
had a taste and turn for learning, to gratify which
the more easily, he went for some years to the
continent, where, among other attainments, he so
acquired the manners, singularity, and even grimace
of the people, among whom he sojourned,
that on his return the Agnomen of Abbé was spontaneously
and universally given him.
He subsequently became a member of the university,
where he was invariably respected for his
talents, his diligence, and his learning, and as constantly
laughed at for his eccentricities and whimsicalities
of manners. He took orders with very
little prospect of any preferment, but by a rigid
economy, added to some trifling literary employment,
he managed to make a respectable appearance.
At a very early period, he distinguished
himself for his profound and accurate knowledge
as a Cambist, in matters of commerce, exchanges,
and specie, and became an avowed opponent of
Dr. Price, and others of that class. A nephew of
the celebrated Dr. Price, who was a dissenting
minister, and of considerable abilities, resided in
the neighbourhood of our Abbé, and similar pursuits
and propensities had introduced a familiar
acquaintance between them. At this period, Dr.
Price’s nephew was well known to be a writer in
the Monthly Review, and in a country town, this
was a circumstance which conferred a sort of local
dignity and importance.
The subject of this article had printed some Tract
or other on his favourite topic, in which Price and
his friends were not mentioned in the terms of
respect, to which this relative of one of them thought
they were entitled; and the consequence was, that
in a subsequent Review, the publication above
alluded to was handled with no common severity.
There was no difficulty in imagining the author, or
if there had, this was removed by the person attacked,
who found an opportunity of seeing the
manuscript of the offensive article. This he thought
was a grievous and unpardonable violation of the
laws of confidence and honour, and the consequences
which ensued, though somewhat serious,
border on the ludicrous.
The aggrieved person called as usual upon his
quondam friend, and requested his company to
take a walk. This was complied with without hesitation.
When they had proceeded to some distance,
and came to a retired spot, the critic was
not a little astonished, at seeing his companion strip
to his shirt, and with many and bitter reproaches,
insist upon satisfaction for the baseness and treachery
with which he had been treated.
Remonstrance and expostulation was in vain, and
there was no alternative between submitting to a
hearty drubbing, or standing upon the defensive.
The result was, what not unfrequently happens in
similar cases, the offending person, who was the
more athletic of the two, proved the conqueror,
and the mortified and discomfited author retired
from the content with one of his ribs broken.
Another adventure in which he was engaged, and
from which he did not escape with much brighter
laurels, seems worthy of being recorded.
A family of rank and opulence had their villa at
a short distance from the Abbé’s residence. They
had a taste for learning, and were remarkable for
the distinction which they paid to literary characters.
They were seldom without some more or
less eminent individuals in their house, and among
others, they always treated the Abbé with particular
kindness. The lady, however, of the mansion
had rather a propensity to what she considered
as innocent mischief, and would often amuse herself
at the expence of her guests.
One evening the party was kept up till a very
late hour, by the recital of ghost-stories, to which
our hero had listened with extraordinary attention.
On returning to his apartment, and ruminating
upon what he had recently heard, he thought he
perceived something like motion in the countenance
of an old family picture. He was a little startled,
but on looking more attentively, he evidently saw
the eyes of the picture open and shut, and at last a
loud groan was uttered. He could bear it no
longer, but rang his bell, and running out of his
room, made the old staircase reverberate with the
cries of thieves and murder. The family, who
were prepared for the event, all assembled, with
well feigned astonishment and sympathy, to hear
the cause of his alarm, and to search his apartment.
When an eclaircissement took place, it appeared
that the head had been taken out of an old picture,
and a groom, properly instructed to act his part,
was placed behind the tapestry.
One of these jests was however carried rather
too far, and threatened a much more serious termination.
A young lady, of somewhat masculine
appearance, and less polished manners, which induced
the belief that she had more courage than
the event demonstrated, was upon a visit at the
house. On going one night to bed, she perceived
the bolster and pillow rise gradually, and elevate
her to a considerable height. She gave a loud
scream, and fell into a fit, from which she was
with difficulty recovered. But to return to our
Abbé.
After a tedious apprenticeship as a curate, he obtained
at length a small living, on which he proceeded
to reside. What often happens in similar
circumstances, happened also in this. His establishment
consisted of one maid-servant, plain,
ignorant, and of the very meanest extraction; her,
however, he thought proper to marry. The consequence
was a numerous family, and the most
deplorable poverty. This latter evil, he attempted
in some degree to palliate, by the exercise of his
pen in the particular branch of science for which
he had long been justly eminent. Nor was it wholly
without success. Fortunately for him, he had
some connection with the conductor of a literary
journal of extensive circulation, who knew his merits,
and availed himself of his talents and industry.
The particular proofs in this way, and through this
channel, which were exhibited of his knowledge
as a Cambist, attracted the notice of a very distinguished
individual, who had the disposition as well
as the opportunity, of encouraging and rewarding
literary merit. He was accordingly introduced to
this personage, and at no great distance of time,
presented to a piece of preferment so considerable,
that it held out to him the hope of passing the remainder
of his life in ease and tranquillity. He
died, however, if not prematurely, at least before
he effectually enjoyed the benefits of his new situation.
For his wife and family, there could be but
a very scanty provision. The active benevolence
of a friend, promoted a subscription for them, but
this could not be of any great magnitude or importance.
CHAPTER XXIV.
Non tu scis Bacchæ Bacchanti si velis adversarier
Ex insana insaniorem facies, feriet sæpius,
Si obsequere, una resolvas plaga.
[2]
Mention has before been made of the Abbé’s
two sisters. The character of one of them was so
very singular, and her fortunes so bordering on
the romantic, that they ought not entirely to be
passed over.
The sisters at first kept a school for young ladies,
and as they were clever and accomplished, and
promised something of refinement, beyond the
ordinary level of provincial schools, they were for
a time very successful. But it is more than probable
that this success was interrupted and finally
destroyed by the wayward and very eccentric character
and conduct of the younger. She was of
the Wolstoncraft school, a great stickler for the
dignity of the sex, and the rights of women. She
was an authoress, a poetess, and afterwards an
actress. She exhibited the remarkable phænomenon
of representing on the stage, the principal character
in a tragedy written by herself, which nevertheless
was damned. She printed a volume of poems by
subscription, and her conduct with respect to the
printer, brings to mind a story of a simple clergyman,
which may as well be told first.
A poor vicar, in a very remote province, had,
on some popular occasion, preached a sermon so
exceedingly acceptable to his parishioners, that
they entreated him to print it, which, after due
and solemn deliberation, he promised to do. This
was the most remarkable incident of his life, and
filled his mind with a thousand fancies. The
conclusion, however, of all his consultations with
himself was, that he should obtain both fame and
money, and that a journey to the metropolis, to
direct and superintend the great concern, was indispensable.
After taking a formal leave of his friends
and neighbours, he proceeded on his journey. On
his arrival in town, by great good fortune he was
recommended to the worthy and excellent Mr.
Bowyer, to whom he triumphantly related the
object of his journey. The printer agreed to his
proposals, and required to know how many copies
he would choose to have struck off. “Why, Sir,”
returned the clergyman, “I have calculated that
there are in the kingdom so many thousand parishes,
and that each parish will at least take one,
and others more; so that I think we may venture
to print about thirty-five or thirty-six thousand
copies.”
The printer bowed, the matter was settled, and
the Reverend author departed in high spirits to his
home. With much difficulty and great self-denial,
a period of about two months was suffered to pass,
when his golden visions so tormented his imagination,
that he could endure it no longer, and accordingly
wrote to Mr. Bowyer, desiring him to
send the debtor and creditor account, most liberally
permitting the remittances to be forwarded at Mr.
B.’s convenience. Judge of the astonishment, tribulation,
and anguish, excited by the receipt of the
following account, or something very much resembling
it.
| The Rev. ⸺ |
|
£. |
s. |
d. |
| Cr. |
|
|
|
| By the sale of 17 copies of sermon |
1 |
5 |
6 |
| Dr. |
|
|
|
| By printing and paper, 35,000 copies of said sermon |
785 |
5 |
6 |
| By balance due to Mr. Bowyer |
£784 |
0 |
0 |
They who know the character of this most amiable
and excellent printer, will not be at all surprized
to hear, that in a day or two, a letter to the
following purport was forwarded to the clergyman.
Rev. Sir,
I beg pardon for innocently amusing myself at
your expence, but you need not give yourself uneasiness.
I knew better than you could do, the
extent of the sale of single sermons, and accordingly
printed but 50 copies, to the expence of which
you are heartily welcome, in return for the liberty
I have taken with you, &c. &c.
Very similar to the conduct of this clergyman,
was that of the young lady of whom we have been
speaking. She sent for the printer, and giving him
the manuscript, desired him to strike off a thousand
copies. The manuscript contained enough for a
tolerably thick volume of royal octavo. The printer
himself represents the succeeding dialogue to have
taken place.
“Have you made any estimate of the expence?”
“No; but I must have a thousand copies.”
“How many subscribers have you?”
“About two hundred; but I know, indeed I
have no doubt, of an extensive sale. I must have
a thousand copies.”
“Perhaps, Madam, you may not be aware, that
of your two hundred subscribers, all will not send
for their copies, and of those who do, some will not
send the money; that the expence is immediate, as
no long credit can be given; so that, after the first
advertisements, the poems of an unknown author
are generally considered as waste paper.”
“It does not signify, Sir, I must and will have
a thousand copies.”
The result may be easily anticipated; a thousand
copies were actually printed, but after a lapse of
several years, no less than seven hundred and fifty
still groaned upon the shelves of the printer’s warehouse.
This was a most extraordinary young lady. She
certainly possessed considerable talents, but she
was vain, conceited, and pragmatical; and, as
was before observed, a worthy disciple of the Wolstoncraftian
school. Having failed as a teacher,
as an authoress, and, above all, as an actress, she
offered herself and was accepted as a governess in
the family of a lady, who had formerly been brought
up by her sister and herself. The lady was of an
old and considerable family, and heiress to a large
property; her husband was the elder son of a baronet,
of no great pretensions on the score of intellect,
but a well meaning, good sort of a man. Till
the governess came among them, the family had
lived tranquilly together, with no other or greater
interruptions than are found to occur in all families.
No sooner had the poetess entered upon her office,
than she took it into her head, that delicacy was
offended by the familiarity and unconcealed affection,
with which her quondam pupil outwardly
treated her husband. She endeavoured to persuade
the wife that this was highly indecorous, and unhappily
she but too well succeeded. Her familiarity
was turned into cold civility, her affection changed
into a reserved demeanour, and the whole character
of her behaviour assumed a new form.
The husband was not insensible of the alteration,
which at first excited his astonishment, and afterwards
his indignation. On discovering the cause,
he very naturally insisted that the governess should
be dismissed. The foolish wife, however, resisted
this, and so implicated her own case with that of
her counsellor, that she declared one would not go
without the other. The husband was firm, and the
result was, that the indiscreet wife sacrificed three
young children, and the society of her husband,
with whom she had hitherto lived happily, to share
with her female friend the disgrace, contempt, and
privations, which accompanied their departure.
The husband instituted different suits in Doctors
Commons, for the establishment of his just rights,
in every one of which, the decisions, as might be
expected, were in his favour. The fugitives at
length found it expedient to retire from Great Britain
to a remote island in its dependencies, where
they lived, and may perhaps yet live, victims of
self-reproach, of the grossest folly, and most unjustifiable
perverseness. The name of this sage female
counsellor, ought perhaps to be published by way
of punishment. It was, however, printed in the
proceedings of the Consistorial Court, where her
conduct was most severely animadverted upon, by
the Judge who presided. It is withheld in
this place, merely from respect to the memory of
her deceased brother.
CHAPTER XXV.
Si lucri quid detur rem divinam deseram.
“Laud we the gods,” we are at length released
from a narrative involving so much extravagance
and folly; proceed we to one somewhat
motley indeed, in its hue, but neither distressing in
its progress, nor offensive in its termination.
The subject of this sketch, when first known to
the Sexagenarian, was a dissenting minister; he
had very respectable talents, but did not shine
much as a preacher. He had, however, an elegant
mind, with which he had taken considerable pains;
and though no very profound scholar, he was well
acquainted with the modern languages, and was, in
truth, an accomplished gentleman. The career of
a dissenting minister in a provincial town, does not
display a very wide field for ambition of any denomination;
it is not at all surprising, therefore, that
our friend became tired both of his situation and
profession, and strenuously entered upon the study
of the law. If he was not splendidly successful in
this new career, it was soon manifest that he had
changed for the better. He married a woman of
fortune.—The lady who perhaps would have rejected
his pretensions as an obscure dissenting
parson, had no objection to be designated as Counsellor
⸺’s wife. She did not, however, live a
great while, and he inherited her property.
He pursued his occupation diligently, and attended
the circuit in that part of the kingdom where
his early connections were formed; and before a
great length of time had elapsed, married again.—As
far as secular matters are concerned, he was
still more fortunate than before.—He now was able
to contemplate and enjoy the otium cum dignitate,
and, from local circumstances and connections, was
elevated to a high official situation, where he had
formerly spent his youth. In the exercise of his
professional talents, he was occasionally apt to
forget (a very venial transgression) his origin and
former occupation; but there were generally some
good natured friends at hand, to give a stimulus to
his memory.
He was one day examining a witness who either
did not, or was not inclined to remember things so
circumstantially as the cause in hand required,
when our Barrister became a little angry, and exclaimed,
“Why, Friend, you do not seem to remember
any thing;” “Yes, I do,” replied the witness,
“I very well remember your being a Presbyterian
Parson.” This occasioned so much laughter,
that the Barrister was greatly disconcerted.
One talent this gentleman possessed to an extraordinary
degree of perfection: he could retain the
longest sermon from the pulpit, or speech in the
senate, or at the bar, with the most circumstantial
minuteness, and transcribe it almost verbatim.
CHAPTER XXVI.
Noscenda est mensura sui, spectandaque rebus
In summis minimisque; etiam cum piscis emetur
Ne mullum cupias, cum sit tibi gobio tantum
In loculis.
Far more singular and eventful was the history
of a brother Barrister, a cotemporary of the former,
and of the writer.
His parents were of the very humblest situation
and circumstances; his education of the most confined
limits; his views not extended beyond that of
a writer in an attorney’s office. With this prospect,
he was articled to a very respectable practitioner in
a country town. After a certain period of residence,
he conciliated the good opinion of his employer, by
extraordinary diligence and attention to his duty,
and discovered progressively, evident marks of superior
abilities. Here also he contracted an insatiable
thirst for reading, which he indulged to such excess,
that he would sit up the greater part of the night
for this purpose, to the neglect and injury of his
health.
At the termination of his engagements, his conduct
was so acceptable, and his services so manifest,
his influence withal among the clients was found
to be so extensive, that his principal was induced
to receive him into partnership; and the firm thus
established, carried in its name a degree of confidence,
and obtained such an extent of business, as
perhaps was hardly ever exceeded in any of the provinces.
The immediate cause was never generally
understood, but suddenly, when the prosperity of
the concern seemed at its height, a separation took
place between the partners, and each proceeded on
his own bottom. It was indeed whispered, that the
taste for reading had proceeded to such an extent
with the younger partner, as to occasion the neglect
of more important business. Be this as it may, this
propensity began to dilate itself into Book Collecting;
and within an interval of time of no great
extent, a library was formed, both in number and
value, of very considerable magnitude and importance.
In a short time, the subject of this article
found it expedient to be called to the bar, by which,
if he increased his income, he lessened his consequence.
His education and early habits manifested
their effects in his demeanour, which was slovenly,
mean, and unconciliating.
These also taught him to disregard certain forms
and observances, which, among professional men
on the circuit, are considered as sacred and indispensable;
such, for example, as travelling from
one assize town to another in stage-coaches, the undisguised
practice of Huggery, which has before
been mentioned, but without explanation. The
meaning of the term is,—the paying undue court
and attention to attorneys, metaphorically called
hugging them; but in reality, cajoling and feasting
them, by way of obtaining their recommendation
to clients.
By these and similar arts, added to a considerable
degree of acuteness, and a popularity which
he had long acquired among farmers, graziers, and
individuals of that description, in his former character
of attorney, he certainly obtained very extensive
practice. He contrived also to make himself
so acceptable and so useful to an individual of
high rank and influence, that he obtained a responsible
and extremely lucrative appointment. At the
same time, he undertook the conduct of a cause of
great intricacy and importance, for a pauper. The
incident was this: an extensive and valuable landed
property, with a large mansion annexed, had been
for a long time in abeyance. The whole was not
worth less than 30,000l. On failure of male issue,
the descendants on the female side put in their
claim, among whom this pauper stood foremost.
The Barrister, however, was so convinced of the
solidity of his title, which of course he examined,
and re-examined, and cross-examined, with indefatigable
assiduity, that he undertook to carry this
man and his cause through every court in the kingdom,
upon certain conditions; and moreover, he
engaged to supply his client with a guinea per
week for his support, during the process.
The conditions were, that if the Barrister succeeded
in gaining the cause, in consideration of
taking upon himself all the risk, expences, and labour,
he should enjoy the estate, whilst the claimant
was to receive an annuity for life of three hundred
pounds.
In the mean time, the reign of taste extended
itself beyond its ordinary limits. Books were multiplied
without end—duplicates, triplicates, and
quadruplicates. There was also a fine and extensive
library in chambers in one of the Inns of
Court. Bronzes of great curiosity purchased—old
china of very great expence, procured without
bounds—a pinery cultivated—with such other pursuits,
as indicated greater capacity of mind, than
of purse—of liberality, than discretion. Let it be
remembered also, and recorded to his honour, that
in the interval of his greatest prosperity, he was
the avowed friend of literary men, and, as far as
his means and influence extended, was their patron
also.—He was their liberal and active friend; he
accommodated them with his books; and conferred
upon many who needed aid, substantial marks of
friendship.
A whimsical circumstance once occurred, which
seems not altogether unworthy of being recorded.
A self-taught genius of very humble situation, who,
with great and strong natural talents, possessed
but very limited opportunities of cultivating them,
had made considerable progress in a particular
branch of science. Having, however, access but
to very few books, he had adopted without reserve
the system of his teachers, with all their prejudices
and all their errors, and had formed, which is
a common mistake in similar circumstances, the
absurd idea, that few, if any other books than those
which he had seen, were necessary. On being introduced
into the library of our Barrister, his astonishment
was excessive, at the number of the
books. He was informed that he was welcome to
the loan of any, which he might conceive to be
useful or essential to the prosecution of his immediate
pursuits. He accordingly commenced, after
examination of the library, to transcribe the titles
of such as he should like to possess. At first the
number was limited to five or six. On a second
visit, and after a second survey, the number was
more than doubled; after a third visit, they were
yet more extended; till at length, from repeated
visits and examinations, the catalogue of this self
denying philosopher, who habitually exclaimed
against all luxurious indulgences, and particularly
against the passion of collecting books, exceeded
in number two thousand; which he honestly confessed
he thought important and useful to the object
of his own confined and particular pursuit.
Now, mark the sequel of this Barrister’s most
eventful history. Some years since, the Sexagenarian
being, by accidental circumstances, on the
spot which had been the scene of his varied and
multiplied performances, made enquiry after him.
He had witnessed his progress from obscurity to
distinction—from ignorance to no inconsiderable
knowledge—and felt both curiosity and a portion
of friendly interest concerning him: indeed, he
acknowledged obligations to him. Judge of his
astonishment and regret, on receiving the information
that the Barrister was in prison—his lucrative
office filled by another—his library dispersed by a
public auction—his bronzes, drawings, antiques,
scattered among collectors and amateurs.
That he subsequently found ways and means to
extricate himself from his bonds—to obtain a second
time, under extraordinary difficulties, no contemptible
portion of employment in his profession;
that he a second time laid the foundation of a valuable
library, and again got together many curiosities
of antiquity and specimens of art; is an evident
demonstration of no common abilities—of a
mind, which, properly directed and exercised,
must, by an undeviating path, have conducted him
to affluence and honour.
CHAPTER XXVII.
Adde repertores doctrinarum, atque leporum
Adde Helicomadum comites, quorum unus Homerus
Sceptra potitus, eâdem aliis sopitu, quiete est.
From this long list of contemporaries, our Manuscript
once more changes the scene, and turns
back to college concerns. Here, the sameness of
each passing day may easily excuse our proceeding,
almost at once, to the last great catastrophe of—the
taking the degree. It may just be related in
the interval, that a personage occurred, with whom
the writer of these notes formed an intimacy, and
the recollection of whom, seems to have excited a
mixture of satisfaction and melancholy. It was
again the turn of our Sexagenarian to pronounce a
declamation in the chapel; and having been honourably
distinguished with the prize, on a preceding
occasion, an anxiety was naturally induced not
to appear altogether undeserving of what had been
conferred. In the interval of preparation for this
great event, for such it then appeared, chance
brought him into the society of a young Welch
clergyman, from whose conversation so much satisfaction
was derived, that the subject of the proposed
declamation was introduced, and underwent
much discussion. So many new ideas were in consequence
communicated on the subject, so much
knowledge, and extensive reading displayed, that
the greatest advantages were experienced, and an
intimacy formed, which was only dissolved by that
irresistible power, which separates all human connections.
Grateful recollection (says our MS.) most willingly
pays the tribute which follows, to this same
Welch clergyman.
“His birth and parentage were as obscure as any
Welchman can be induced to allow his genealogical
table to be; but the opportunities of education and
learning were easy of access, and he availed himself
of them to the utmost. The means of going
to the university were not afforded, but the facility
of obtaining orders was greater at that time than
at present; and even now, in that part of the kingdom,
where benefices are at the same time numerous
and small, the circumstance of a periodical
residence at the university is often dispensed with.—Having
procured ordination, his ardour and ambition
soon ascended beyond the summits of his native
mountains, and earnestly spread their wings
towards the south. There is an interval in his life,
which memory at this time is not qualified to supply;
but at the time when accident formed the friendship
which is here commemorated, he was second
master of a Foundation School, well endowed and
numerously filled. With the emoluments of this,
added to a curacy, he lived very respectably, and
was well received in the first society of the town
and neighbourhood.
“He was remarkably accomplished—not indeed
profound, or critically versed in classic erudition;
but he was a respectable scholar, and understood
familiarly all the modern languages. A very strong
emotion is excited, from the recollection that from
this individual was received the first guinea,
which the writer of these pages had, by way of
compensation, for literary labour. How very
bright and golden it appeared, and how very valuable
it was esteemed, it is not in the power of
common language to express.
“The Welchman possessed all the lofty and
irritable feelings of his countrymen. He was correct
in his demeanor, polite in his manners, warm
in his attachments, but captious, and extremely
susceptible of any violation of his dignity. It appears
that the writer of this narrative, wanting to
consult him, recognized him at a distance, as he
was proceeding to call upon him. He hastened
his step, and, perhaps somewhat too eagerly, tapped
him on the shoulder. He instantly turned round
with all the fierceness of offended pride, and in a
tone of anger exclaimed, “I hate such familiarity.”
He knew, however, that he had not a sincerer friend,
and no alienation ensued. Still, this high-minded
Welchman could not, with all his attainments, and
with most respectable connections, obtain any preferment
of importance in his profession.—A small
vicarage, of not more than fifty pounds a year in
value, was the apex beyond which he could never
rise. His manners and attainments, however, conciliated
the esteem and affection of a very lovely
woman, the daughter of a tradesman of the higher
order. With her he lived for some time in much
domestic felicity, and had some charming children.
Things, however, at length went wrong.—Disappointments,
and perhaps the dread of poverty,
preyed upon his lofty spirit—his mind was unhinged—the
intellectual powers lost their balance—and
he died prematurely in confinement.”
CHAPTER XXVIII.
Hic mihi servitium video dominamque paratam
Jam mihi libertas illa paterna vale.
But surely it is time that we should get our old
friend from college, and accompany him to the
active scenes which we have been describing. The
awful period of examination for degree approached,
and perhaps it may be truly observed, that the
youthful and ingenuous mind, ambitious of distinction,
but with the greatest industry and application,
conscious of various deficiencies, never subsequently
experiences so much perturbation. The
personage immediately in question, had previously
distinguished himself in public disputations, and
had established a character for superior knowledge.
This knowledge he really possessed, and it was the
opinion and belief of those who knew his attainments,
that he was very much superior in fact to
many, who obtained precedence above him. But
his health was impaired; his spirits failed him;
he shrunk from vigorous competition; and although
highly distinguished, and honourably placed, his
precise situation was neither equal to his own hopes,
nor to the expectation of his friends. His elasticity
of mind soon however returned, and he renewed
his studious pursuits with increased ardour, and at
all events resolved on a retired and literary life.
A few months had passed without any temptation
to deviate from those paths, which familiarity
and habit began to render delightful, when a proposition
was made which required very serious deliberation
indeed. The object was no less than to
exchange a life of literary ease and indolence, for
one of certain labour and precarious emolument,
independence for subserviency, and subserviency
to one individual in particular, from whose severity
and waywardness, much mortification and uneasiness
had formerly been experienced.
By the way of balance on the other side, the
employment proposed was literary; a path might
be opened eventually to useful, perhaps to splendid
connection, and frequent communication was indispensably
necessary with one, to whom the greatest
scholars of the day bowed their heads, whose learning
was alike various and profound, whose intellectual
powers of every kind were bounded by no
ordinary limits, whose conversation could not fail
of being instructive, and whose friendship was by
many considered as synonymous with patronage.
Pride co-operated with certain other feelings, and
the offer was accepted.
What follows in this and the succeeding chapter,
is a literal transcript from the Sexagenarian’s Common-Place-Book.
And what were these other feelings? How often
and how unavailingly has the question been discussed,
whether individuals addicted to learned pursuits
should marry. Petrarch, and many other
sage and celebrated personages, have adduced some
notable arguments on this subtle question, which
one single smile from Laura, one kind glance from
youthful beauty, one endearing emotion of avowed
affection, would in a moment disperse into the thinnest
air.
Such was the case in the present instance—
If lusty Love should go in quest of Beauty.
Where could he have more effectually found it,
than in the object, the hope of possessing whom,
outweighed every other consideration. Oh what a
field is here opened! If fond recollection were to
go back to these early hours, to retrace the difficulties
which were presented to the accomplishment of
mutual wishes, the ardour with which they were
overcome, the triumphant exultation with which,
the Rose of Sharon was conducted to the tent of
Kedar, large volumes might easily be written. A
hard restraint must be exercised, for what has love
to do with literature? Yet if occasionally a few
anecdotes should insinuate themselves into the narrative,
originating in this source, and tinging with
a brighter or a darker hue, many scenes in a protracted
life, the reader may pass them over, or
peruse them as he shall think proper.
The situation, as before observed, was accepted,
and its duties, however irksome, were steadily performed.
That which happens in the ordinary
course and contingencies of every human life, happened
here also. Of the inconveniences which
were foreseen, some were greater and some less
in their pressure than was expected; so was it
also with respect to the advantages: on the whole,
an equilibrium was preserved, with no important
variation, during the whole of the period which was
thus occupied, in the discharge of what was by no
means an unimportant office. The place of residence
was remote from the more attractive scenes
of learning, taste, and refinement; but still “full
many a gem of purest ray serene” has beamed
from its recesses; full many a blushing flower of
delicious sweetness has been transplanted from its
bowers; many of the most illustrious names of ancient
and of modern times, derived their origin from
this our Bœotia.
Here let a tribute of the tenderest affection and
regret be paid to the memory of one of these bright
gems, whose lustre was too soon, alas! how soon
obscured, in the dark unfathomed cave of death.
He who employs the pen now used in delineating
the character before us, knew him in boyish days,
witnessed the earliest dawning of his genius, viewed
his progress with delight and astonishment, occasionally
aided his literary labours, remarked also
with no common anguish the approach of that incurable
malady, which finally and abruptly hurried
him to his grave.
CHAPTER XXIX.
Nestoris annosi vixisses sæcula, si me
Dispensata tibi stamina neta forent.
Nunc ego quod possum. Tellus levis ossa teneto
Pendula librato pondus et ipsa tuum,
Semper serta tibi dabimus, tibi semper odores
Non unquam sitiens florida semper eris.
Henry’s father was a clergyman, discharging
humbly and meritoriously his professional duties in a
country village. He discerned early marks of superior
talents in his son, and placed him under a distinguished
master, whose instructions have produced
many eminent men and accomplished scholars.
The youth’s health was always delicate, which
gave him a propensity to retirement, to books, and
particularly to poetry. There was a characteristic
taste, delicacy, and feeling, in his earliest productions,
which will at this distant period stand the test
of the severest criticism. Under the instructor
above alluded to, he became a very good, if not a
very profound scholar; and he went to the university
with the greatest ardour for literary pursuits,
still retaining his early prepossessions in favour of
poetry.
The bias which he took towards ancient English
poetry, and the perseverance and zeal with which
he pursued and cultivated a knowledge of the earliest
English poets, probably arose from his introduction
to Thomas Warton, whose History of English Poetry,
and other productions in illustration of our
ancient bards, were his great and constant favourites.
With the feelings which this kind of reading inspired,
aided by the delicate frame of his constitution,
and the natural sensibility of his temper, he at
this period wrote some beautiful pieces of poetry,
which he was induced to print. They were soon
disposed of, and were for a long time enumerated
among the scarce tracts of our language, but they
have since been reprinted.
It was not at all likely that such exquisite susceptibility
of mind and temper as characterized our
friend, should be a long time without fixing on one
individual object, to share his tenderness and sympathy.
This accordingly happened, but “hinc
illæ lacrymæ.” He surrendered himself a willing
captive to the charms of a lovely and accomplished
woman, of the same age and similar propensities
with himself, and with respect to whom, there was
but one thing wanted to secure to a union between
them, as much of happiness as can be the lot of
humanity. The attachment was supposed to be
reciprocal; this is to appearance implied by the
following fragment, written, as it should seem, on
revision of some verses composed by the lady in
question.
The time was once when oft the long day through,
Far, far too busy for my present peace,
O’er these the pensive fablings of your muse
I hung enamoured, whilst with anxious glance
The kindred feelings of my youthful years
In visionary view full glad I found,
And blissful dreams familiar to my heart,
O’er which sweet Hope her gilding pall had flung.
Such, oh! such scenes, with Myra to have shared,
Was all my fruitless prayers ere asked of Fate.
...
Mischance stood by, and watched, and at an hour
When least I thought her near, with hasty hand
All my fair pictured hopes at once defaced.
The lines which follow are much too beautiful to
require any apology for insertion.
The traveller thus when louring skies impend,
In sorrowing silence leaning on his staff,
From some ascent his weary steps have gained,
Breathless looks back, and pausing, wonders well
The lengthened landscape past: now hid he finds
Mid far off mists and thick surrounding showers
Each city, wandering stream, and wildering wood,
Where late in joy secure he journeyed blythe,
Nor met the phantom of a single fear,
Where every cloud illumined by the sun,
Hung lovely, and each zephyr fragrance breathed.
The obstacle, however, could not be removed,
and it was deemed expedient and prudential that
the connection should be dissolved. It was so, but
our friend never got the better of the shock, which
his sensibility sustained. He absented himself from
his friends, and when he again appeared among
them, he introduced a wife; but such a wife!—no
more like her by whom he had been rejected, than
he himself to Hercules. Who she was, where he
found her, why he married her, are matters which,
if known at all, can only be so to a very few. But
the vessel was too much shaken, and battered, and
crazy, to weather many of the gales of life. There
was deadly and corrosive poison lurking within.
It was deemed adviseable that he should try the air
of Lisbon. He prepared to do so, and in his progress
thither, before he embarked, he visited him
who now pays this tribute to his memory. But oh
how altered! He was also alone; he who wanted,
he who merited every care, every attention of the
tenderest sympathy, had, when approaching almost
to the last stage of pulmonary decay, no friend, no
companion, no kindness to soothe his sufferings, or
cheer him on his way. Shame! shame! shame!
She whose duty, if not affection, should have
prompted her to undertake the benevolent office,
remained behind; and if not foully slandered, went
to the theatre with a paramour, within an hour after
parting with her husband, with every probability of
seeing him no more. She married this same fellow
afterwards; but both are dead, and may God forgive
them.
But as we were saying, he proceeded to Lisbon,
where he would have died a victim to the want of
proper attention and attendance, but that the incidental
recommendation of a friend, procured for him
hospitality of no ordinary kind or extent. All was,
however, unavailing, and he returned without benefit.
He did not survive a great while afterwards,
but to the last, retained his native sweetness of temper,
unruffled by sufferings, and his elegance of
taste and powers of intellect, unclouded and undiminished.
Peace to his ashes. A purer spirit has
not heaven. He died at the early age of twenty-four;
yet in that short interval, he directed the
national taste to the investigation of natural and
simple beauties, which had long lurked unnoticed
and unknown, in the productions of our earlier
bards; and had he lived, would, beyond all doubt,
have pursued the course of his studious propensities,
and have brought to maturity somewhat of
still greater importance to the literature of his
country.
A few specimens of this young man’s taste and
talents will be found in the Appendix, but the following
Song, which is not printed with his works,
seems to merit insertion here.
SONG.
(The sentiments borrowed from Shakspeare.)
Young Damon of the vale is dead,
Ye lowland hamlets mourn,
A dewy turf lies o’er his head,
And at his feet a stone.
His shroud which death cold damps destroy,
Of snow-white threads was made,
All mourned to see so sweet a boy
In earth for ever laid.
Pale pansies o’er his corpse were placed,
Which plucked before their time,
Bestrewed the boy like him to waste,
And wither in their prime.
But will he ne’er return, whose tongue
Could tune the rural lay?
Ah no! his bell of peace is rung,
His lips are cold as clay.
They bore him out at twilight hour,
The youth who lov’d so well,
Ah me! how many a true-love shower
Of kind remembrance fell.
Each maid was woe, but Lucy chief,
Her heart o’er all was tried,
Within his grave she dropp’d in grief,
And o’er her loved one died.
CHAPTER XXX.
⸺aut equos
Alere, aut canes ad venandum aut ad philosophos.
School-fellow with the above, and afterwards
his intimate companion and friend at college,
was an individual of almost similar endowments.
They were certainly, in many instances, of kindred
minds. When these notes were written, he was
alive, and may he yet live, the delight of those who
know him, and an ornament to society. Yet there
are a few circumstances concerning him, which appear
not unworthy of being recorded. There
might, when a boy, be a certain waywardness of
temper, or there might, which is more probable,
have been something in the treatment he received
from his Orbilius, at which his generous and manly
mind revolted. Whatever it was, on some occasion,
or some provocation or other, he suddenly
disappeared from school.
In a few days, however, he was again seen in his
proper place, and this is perhaps the only incident
of his life, which he remembers with any thing like
self-reproach. On his going to the university, he
very soon distinguished himself by his love of literature,
and in truth he was an admirable scholar.
But a few years beyond twenty had passed over his
head, when he superintended a periodical work, in
which many illustrious personages were combined,
which was exceedingly well received at the time of
its publication, and even now, whenever it turns
up in a catalogue, which is not often the case, is
bought up with eagerness. He afterwards, to use a
provincial phrase with which he is not unacquainted,
published an original volume on his own account.
This also was well received, and cannot now be obtained
without difficulty. He took part also in some
of the popular periodical works of the day, and was
always considered as an enlightened and valuable
correspondent.
One propensity he had, which is seldom, if ever,
found connected with studious pursuits and literary
attainments; and what is still more extraordinary,
and still more unlikely to meet with a parallel, the
ardent indulgence of this propensity, led to a situation
of honourable independence. He had an extreme
fondness for hunting, and for fox-hunting in
particular. He would at any time be easily prevailed
upon to forsake the bowers of the muses, the
repose of study, the charms of classical allurements,
to join in the clamours of the huntsman, and unite
with the merciless hounds in the pursuit of poor
Reynard. The indulgence of this passion, if it
may be so called, finally introduced him to the notice
and familiar acquaintance of a nobleman, who,
beyond all doubt, on further knowledge and experience,
could not fail to discover that he possessed
other and better qualities, than were displayed and
exercised in the sports of the field. This nobleman
presented him to a valuable living, upon which he
has ever since resided, conscientiously discharging
the duties of his function and his station; and by
superintending the private education of a few young
men of fortune, contributing much to the benefit of
society.
Of this person’s talents, specimens will also be
found in the Appendix, but the following elegant
morsel deserves a place here.
FROM THE ANTHOLOGY.
Why will ye tear me, cruel swains, away
From my dear solitude, the dewy spray,
Me the Cicada, who, in sultry hours,
Chaunt to the nymphs who haunt the hills and bowers.
See how the greedy thrush infests your fields,
He rifles all the stores that autumn yields,
Let this destroyer feel the vengeance due,
But why grudge me a leaf and drop of dew.
Far different in fate and fortune was another
school-fellow, who was also possessed of talents
beyond the ordinary level, and whose family connections
necessarily pointed to a path of life, leading
to a termination very opposite to the above. He was
an Irishman, and connected with some of the first
families of that country. He possessed great vivacity
of intellect, a considerable desire of information,
much good humour, with all the eccentricity that is
generally imputed to the natives of Erin. He was
in due time called to the bar, and ere long obtained
a seat in the Irish House Of Commons, which he
retained till the consummation of the Union between
the two countries.
His mind, ever ardent and ever active, was perpetually
forming schemes of wealth and aggrandizement,
none of which were found to succeed, and
probably for no other reason, but that his talents
were not steadily directed to any one individual
object. At one time he would be a banker, at
another a farmer, at another a grazier. Once he
had a magnificent speculation for supplying Covent
Garden with onions; once also, with still more
magnificent ideas, he was to purchase numerous
droves of cattle in the north of Ireland, which
were to be imported into England, for the supply
of the metropolis. He accordingly made application
to various noblemen and gentlemen, to obtain
the leases of small farms at regulated distances,
between Holyhead and the metropolis.
These were to be stations for the cattle in their
progress to the London market, and selections were
to be periodically remitted to Smithfield. The cattle,
however, remained very quietly in Ireland, where
at length Mr. ⸺ purchased for a small sum, in a
mountainous district, a considerable portion of land,
which by care and cultivation was to be made another
garden of Eden. Here he had a very large
dairy, from which the neighbouring towns were to
be supplied with butter and milk: so for a long time
they actually were, and this seemed the most rational
and the most promising of his various undertakings.
But among all his peculiarities, and in all the busy
variety of his occupations, politics formed the darling
object of his thoughts; and his steady adherence
to the cause of government, in the perilous period
of the Irish rebellion, his personal courage, zeal,
and activity, will long be remembered to his honour.
He used to relate many curious anecdotes which
occurred to him and his family, at that momentous
epoch; one in particular of his mother, which may
be worth commemorating. They had in their family
a gardener, who had been thirty years in their service,
and who was a Roman Catholic. The old
lady, who was of a remarkably mild, amiable, and
unsuspicious temper, used to walk without any attendant
about her spacious garden and domain, till
some of her neighbours who had been molested,
cautioned her against the danger of walking without
a companion. In consequence of this, she one day
called to the gardener, and reminded him of the
great length of time he had lived in the family, of
their kindness to him, and of her own acts of friendship
in particular. She concluded with asking him,
whether any influence or authority could induce
him to make any attempt upon her life. “Certainly
not, Madam,” was the reply, “unless my
priest should order me.”
When the Union was fully arranged and confirmed,
our friend came to England, where his services,
his patriotism, his activity, and abilities, were
acknowledged and rewarded. He was appointed
to a highly honourable situation, the functions of
which, for a considerable time—indeed whilst
he retained the office—he duly and faithfully discharged.
In this interval he married; how wisely, it is not
here necessary to pronounce. They who think
forty-five, marvellously disproportionate to twenty,
will be of opinion, that he might as well have let it
alone. There was, however, a certain sort of restlessness,
which so characterized this gentleman, that
he was perpetually looking about him for some new
scene for the display of his activity. A near relation
was appointed to a high and splendid situation in
one of the remote dependencies of the British Empire.
It was proposed to him to accompany his noble
friend in a great and confidential office. He did
so, and if he survives, there he yet remains. Whether
he has obtained wealth, or whether satisfied
with his situation, he intends to return to Albion
no more, is still problematical. One of his first
acts seemed to indicate his determination to turn
the wilderness into a garden, and make corn-fields
laugh and sing in the African deserts. He ordered
ploughs, harrows, and every kind of agricultural
apparatus, to an extent that alarmed his friends,
and were sufficient for a numerous colony.
If he yet breathes the vital air, may all prosperity
attend him. Generous, friendly, amiable, with
every social quality, he was much beloved by all
who approached him with claims of intimacy, with
as little of defect and error, as generally falls to the
lot of human nature. Let us smile with the reader
at two or three instances of pardonable inattention
to the forms which the rank he held in life, seemed
to call upon him to observe.
He was always remarkable for his slovenly
appearance, and disregard of dress. On one
occasion, when he was invited by a noble relative
to meet a person of high official situation
in Ireland at dinner, the nobleman, aware of
his nephew’s negligence in this particular, ventured
to hint that he must come dressed. He
was in consequence busily employed at his toilet,
when his servant announced that a friend had called
in his carriage to take him whither he was going.
He hastened himself accordingly, but instead of
putting on his dress silk stockings, he stuffed them
into his pocket, and hurrying down the stairs, got
into his friend’s carriage. When they arrived at
the nobleman’s door, he remarked that he had
been desired to come dressed, and he thought himself
very smart. At this moment one of the silk
stockings appeared hanging half way out of his
pocket, and he exhibited the whimsical appearance
of being in a full court dress, with a very dirty pair
of worsted stockings. Fortunately, he had time to
repair his inadvertency, by retiring into a private
room, and exchanging the situation of the stockings.
Upon another occasion, no less important than
that of attending one of the state dinners of the
Speaker of the House of Commons, our friend, as
was indeed usually the case, finding himself too
late, and not being able to divest himself very easily
of his fashionable leather breeches, drew over them
a thin pair of black silk. In the progress of the
evening, however, the leathers, determining to preserve
their ascendancy, worked themselves down a
considerable way below the black silk, till they
attracted universal notice, and excited general
mirth.
At another time he attended a fashionable masquerade,
at which most of the dresses were very
costly and splendid: our friend, however, went
only with a mask, which he sometimes applied, and
sometimes neglected to apply to his face. A paragraph
accordingly appeared the next morning in
one of the papers, stating that Mr. ⸺ was at the
masquerade the preceding evening, and it was at
first supposed that he was in the garb of an old
cloathsman, but on observing him more carefully,
it appeared that he was only in his customary
dress.
CHAPTER XXXI.
Adnisi certe sumus, ut quamlibet diversa genera lectorum
per plures dicendi species teneremus.
Whilst we are recording from our notes the productions
of early genius, another document presents
itself, which, from its singularity, appears deserving
of preservation, and which, from its unquestionable
authenticity, defies alike all cavil and dispute. It
appears to have found its place in this Olio, from
the immediate and personal communication of the
individual who was the cause of its being written.
The story in brief is this:—
In a remote village in Gloucestershire, the son
of a peasant had attracted the particular notice of
the clergyman and principal people of the place,
from the indications which he had, on various occasions
manifested, of superior abilities. These
appearing to be progressive, and far beyond his
original destination in life, joint contributions were
made to extend his education, and maintain him at
the University. This was accordingly done, and
with such success, that the object of this liberality
did ample honour to his patrons, by his extraordinary
reputation, his profound learning, and numerous
valuable publications. He was a moon among
the lesser stars, and although whilst he lived, partly
from waywardness of circumstances, partly from the
simplicity and unsuspicious nature of his own temper
and manners, and partly from the literary
jealousy or constitutional irritability of others,
he was involved in controversies, yet the claims
of Dr. ⸺ talents and learning, were universally allowed,
and the productions of his pen, universally
admired.
Whilst yet a child at the village school, the gentleman
who was most actively his friend, desired
him to write his opinion on what was most to be
desired—Peace or War. In a very short space of
time, he wrote what follows, and which perhaps
was the very first thing he ever did write.
“Whoever reflects on the evils, mischiefs, and
troubles, which war embroils a nation in, and the
security, comfort, and happiness of peace, must
allow that peace is infinitely preferable to war.
By which is meant, that peace, in its salutary effects
and consequences, is much more desirable than
war. Nor will any one doubt the truth of this position,
who considers the vast expences that must
support a war with a powerful enemy, the innumerable
dangers to which a people, especially the
militant part, are exposed, and the quantity of
blood that must be shed in maintaining it; who
considers again the blessings of peace, how those
fields which before were laid waste, are cultivated,
those cities rebuilt which were before demolished,
and those arts and manufactures improved which
were before neglected.
“History furnishes us with sufficient examples of
the truth of this; we need but look back into the
state of ancient Greece and Rome, and we shall
find that they flourished chiefly in times of peace,
and that ’twas then their improvement in the learned
arts were chiefly made, which verifies this, that
peace is preferable to war. The latter of which
resembles wild-fire, laying waste wherever it
comes; the former may be compared to balmy
sleep, strengthening the body politic, and diffusing
over it a grateful recreation. War therefore ought
to be dreaded, and all proper means used to avoid
it, and obtain an honourable peace, since ’tis certain
that peace is preferable to war.”
There is yet one other specimen preserved,
which, with that which precedes, is copied from
the Professor’s own hand-writing.
Scribendi recte sapere est principium et fons.
“To write with correctness, elegance, and good
sense, requires an able judgment, and a diffusive
knowledge in literature. There must first be store
of ideas treasured up, before any pure rivulets can
flow from it. In short, ’tis necessary, in order to
become a good writer, to understand well nature herself,
to copy her in her paintings, to represent things
in their true light, and then to decorate the descriptions
with suitable language agreeable to Horace.
Scribendi recte sapere est principium et fons.
“Whose authority is to be regarded, as he was
himself as accomplished a writer as any in the Augustan
age. And most certain it is, that a good
writer stands in need of all these qualifications, and
a defect of them renders writing contemptible and
ridiculous. For how can a writer represent a thing
to the age, if he does not understand it thoroughly
himself?
“How can he describe it properly, if he does not
understand the effect it produces, and the consequences
which follow it? ’Tis only a clear understanding
of the subject in all its various branches,
that can constitute a good writer; so that Horace’s
rule, though applied by him to poetical performances,
may with equal reason be adapted to other
writings, and we may with him conclude, that
Scribendi recte sapere est principium et fons.”
A casual and slight perusal of the above composition,
may perhaps not discover any indication
of those very superior abilities, which were afterwards
exercised in an elevated station, and admired
by the world; but more serious examination will
detect beneath the surface something like manly
reflection, arrangement of ideas, and, if it may be
so said, of syllogistic reasoning.
The subject is alluring, and what observes our
Sexagenarian in his Notes forbids its being pursued
somewhat further?
CHAPTER XXXII.
Laud we the gods once more!
For now at last the sacred influence
Of light appears, and from the walls of heaven
Shoots far into the bosom of dim night
A glimmering dawn.
In other words, we are preparing to conduct our
reader to the metropolis, there to associate with
the demi-gods of genius, learning, wit, and taste.
How circumscribed is man’s foresight! How impotent
his sagacity! At a moment, when an individual,
delineated in a preceding part of this narrative,
was sitting with the Sexagenarian, both of
them lamenting the narrow circle, the obscure, unpalatable,
and unprofitable offices, to which their ill
stars had apparently doomed them “for ever and
for aye,” an express brought an alluring invitation
to a permanent and advantageous situation in
The fairest Capital of all the world.
In a few passing days, nay, almost in a few hours,
what a change of scene!!
Retirement properly so called, for busy scenes
and active employments; from a space in which
there was not room for ambition, to one where
ambition appeared to have no limit; from a spot
where a few wild flowers occasionally charmed
the sight with their beauty, and the senses with
their fragrance, to the prolific and auspicious
nursery of every science and every art; from
knowing every body, to knowing nobody; from
⸺ to London!!
Here let us take time to breathe awhile. He
who for the first time in his life leaves the white
cliffs of Dover, on an excursion to France, on his
landing at Calais, is for a few moments bewildered
with the strangeness, the novelty, the wonderful
change of the scene. He feels as if he was removed
to another planet. The language, the dress, the
manners, every thing he beholds, dazzles and confounds
him: till at length reflection and judgment
resume their influence, and experience makes the
contrast familiar. Such was, and such, under similar
circumstances, will ever be, the first periods
of residence in London, after a long familiarity with
the quiet, repose, and ordinary pursuits of the
country.
The first impression, the first subject of reflection,
the first determination, was that from which there
was never any deviation—Literature. A noble
field opened its expanded bosom to emulation,
exertion, honour, and reward. But how was an
obscure, unknown individual, without connection,
introduction, or seeming opportunity of any, to
surmount the difficulties, perplexities, and intricacies,
which threatened to obstruct his path, and
interrupt his progress? Patience and perseverance
finally succeeded, and over what opposition will
not these qualities triumph?
The first necessary and indeed indispensable step
was to form literary connections; but this was by
no means found difficult. Similar propensities and
endowments soon discover one another, and induce
frequent and familiar association. Generally speaking,
in London at least, there is great liberality
among literary men, a ready disposition to interchange
communications, which may be mutually
useful, to accommodate one another with the loan
of books, to point out sources of information, indeed
to carry on, by a sort of common treaty among
one another, a pleasant, friendly, and profitable
commerce.
One material assistance in forming and cementing
literary intercourse, is presented at book-auctions;
another, and still a better, occurs in the shops of
eminent booksellers. The few old fellows that are
yet left, chuckle at the recollection of the numerous
and cheerful meetings which used to take place at
honest Tom Payne’s, at the Mews Gate, and at
Peter Elmsley’s, in the Strand.
In these places of resort, at a certain period of
the afternoon, a wandering scholar, in search of
Pabulum, might be almost certain of meeting
Cracherode, George Steevens, Malone, Windham,
Lord Stormont, Sir John Hawkins, Lord Spencer,
Porson, Burney, Mr. T. Grenville, Wakefield, Bishop
(then Dean) Dampier, King of Mansfield-street,
Townley, Col. Stanley, and various other bookish
men.
Honest Tom Payne! and well indeed did he
deserve the name so universally bestowed upon
him, and happily and effectually has he entailed it
on his successor, than whom a worthier character
does not exist. He who willingly pays this tribute,
does it from the experience of almost forty years.
The earliest literary efforts are almost always of
the same kind. The first productions are most probably
poetical, but soon, very soon, the ardour of
immortalizing “the tangles of Neæra’s hair” subsides,
and gives place to austerer studies, and more
elaborate pursuits. This is more particularly the
case, if the olive branches should multiply apace,
and two puddings are found necessary to smoke
upon the board. After poetry is in some degree
gone by, as every young author dearly loves to see
himself in print, the next display of talent or erudition,
is made in the periodical publications of the
day. In this particular path, old Sylvanus Urban
has been found exceedingly commodious, and
many a maiden pen, which has subsequently been
entitled to have its letters wreathed with laurels,
has first of all inked itself in his pages. If the
propensity shall lead to politics, the popular journals
of the day are invitingly ready to enlist the
zeal of youthful authorship. But the appetite of
literary reputation progressively increases, nor will
it finally be satisfied, till it fancies at least that it
has established some monumental column, “ære
perennius.”
CHAPTER XXXIII.
Camœnarum decus
Exemplar unum in literis
Quas aut Athenis docta coluit Græcia
Aut Roma per Latium colit.
After skirmishing with various success, and
after multiplied rencontres, in which some knowledge
of the service was obtained, and some dexterity
acquired, a determination was made on the part
of him whose pen has in our MS. traced records of
the dead and the living, to make one great and bold
attempt. The result was to be fame and profit.
A proposal was made to an eminent bookseller to
publish a very extensive work, which appeared to
be wanted; the execution of it, however, required
what is properly called learning, knowledge of languages,
history, geography, and indeed every scholar-like
accomplishment.
Strange as it may appear, the proposal, though
made by a young, obscure, and almost inexperienced
adventurer in the fields of literature, was accepted.
The work was successfully completed. A very large
impression was printed and sold, which was in time
succeeded by a second. “Sooth to say,” observes
our MS. “the remembrance of the undertaking, from
its magnitude and difficulty, from the little help that
was received in its progress, from the very limited access
to literary supplies and reinforcements, excites
at this distant period an irresistible sort of tremour.”
Notwithstanding many defects, which were unavoidable,
many more which were very justly imputable
to the author’s deficiency of talent, or of
learning, or perhaps of both, the work was accompanied
by reputation, and still remains a staple
commodity in the market.
Among other advantages which resulted from
the undertaking, was the very valuable one of an
extensive introduction to the most eminent and
considerable literary characters. Ah! that of these
so few should survive to peruse this narrative. One
connection was formed, which endured to the satisfaction
of both, as long as life’s frail thread permitted,
and this was with Porson. It commenced
in this manner:—A crabbed sort of composition
in a dead language had made its appearance, which
from the singularity of the circumstance, the celebrity
of the writer, and the feverish susceptibility
of the times, excited universal curiosity. It seemed
to defy all attempt to render it into the Vernacular
language. The attempt, however, was made, and
with such effect, that Porson expressed a desire,
a thing not very usual with him, to know the “Cunning
Shaver,” who had been guilty of this audacious
enterprize. In consequence, a common friend
brought them together, and an intimacy succeeded,
which suffered no interruption till the melancholy
period of the Professor’s premature death. They
had before met in very early life, and their earliest
friends were nearly connected. It may be said,
that perhaps nobody knew Porson better, very few
so well. Much has been said of this extraordinary
scholar, but by no means enough; a great deal
more is due to him. In what follows, he who
wrote this narrative, may boldly defy contradiction.
It is by no means intended to enter into controversy
with the only two accounts of Porson which
have hitherto been given with any thing like authority,
or materially to contradict their assertions.
The first appeared in the Morning Chronicle, the
second in the periodical publication called the
Athenæum. This latter has usually been assigned
to ⸺, a most learned and able contemporary,
and who was, beyond all possibility of
doubt, accurate as far as circumstances enabled
him to be so. The other account was communicated
to the editor of the Morning Chronicle by Porson’s
sister, who attended his funeral.
This lady’s name is H⸺, and her residence
is at C⸺, in N⸺. She is probably
some four or five years younger than her
brother, to whom she bears a strong personal resemblance,
more particularly in the lower features
of her face, her tone of voice, and peculiarity of
smile. After her return from the funeral, she communicated
to the editor, the substance of what appeared
in that paper on the day following. Its
accuracy will hardly be called in question; yet all
that she had to tell, must necessarily, as far as her
actual knowledge went, be confined to Porson’s
boyish days, for after he went to Eton, he had but
little intercourse with his family. Neither was she
circumstantially correct, as she subsequently acknowledged,
on being desired to call to mind whether
her brother did not imbibe his very first rudiments
from a person of the name of W⸺,
who kept the village school at B⸺, in
N⸺, where Porson’s father and mother
lived. She remembered the fact, but observed,
that W. was a plain ignorant shopkeeper, to whom
her brother was sent when a child about six years
of age, but that he did not continue long with him,
it being soon discovered that the pupil could read
as fluently as his master. This may or may not
have been the truth. That Mr. W⸺ was
a plain shopkeeper, and that he kept the village
school, cannot be denied; but that he was so ignorant,
as the lady’s remark seemed to intimate, may
fairly be questioned. He was well known to the
writer of this narrative, who had frequently conversed
with him on the subject of Porson. He
spoke in the highest terms of his early proofs of
capacity, and was not a little proud of having been
accessory to the formation of the base of that monument,
which afterwards lifted its proud eminence
so high.
Mr. W⸺ had a respectable appointment
under the Excise Office, another proof, if one
were wanting, that he could not be so exceedingly
ignorant. He was also greatly respected by
⸺, the squire of the parish, who was
subsequently the patron of Porson, as well as by
⸺, the clergyman, who was Porson’s
earliest friend. Thus much for honest Mr. W⸺.
Paullo majora canamus.
CHAPTER XXXIV.
Nam et in ratione conviviorum quamvis a plerisque cibis
singuli temperemus, totam tamen cœnam laudare omnes
solemus: nec ea quæ stomachus noster recusat, adimunt
gratiam illis, quibus capitur.
Porson was born at Earl Ruston, in Norfolk,
on Christmas day, 1759. His father was parish-clerk
to Mr. H. who was also Minister of B. Mr.
H. was a most amiable and truly benevolent man;
and beyond all doubt was the first encourager of
Porson’s early disposition to learning, and the individual
also, to whose exertions he owed the
opportunities he afterwards enjoyed, and so well
improved. Porson had certainly, when quite a
child, the practice of making letters on any sandy
or moist surface, upon which they could be conspicuously
formed. His relations were wont to draw
inferences very favourable to his intellect, from this
circumstance; but after all, this is a very common
practice, indeed much too frequent to be considered
as any indication of a prodigy. Mr. W. who
was mentioned in the preceding chapter, noticed
in him very soon an extraordinary quickness with
regard to figures—this was much more to the purpose—and
this he ever retained.
Porson’s father and mother were both totally
destitute of any education, except so far as being
able to read and write. The father was a man of
exceedingly strong sense, very silent and very
thoughtful, and was accustomed with great regularity,
to exercise Porson’s memory. To what an
extraordinary degree of perfection, exercise finally
brought this faculty in the Professor, must be in the
recollection of many; yet, strange to say, he who
wrote this sketch of his friend, has repeatedly
heard him assert, that he had not naturally a good
memory, but that what he had obtained in this
respect, was the effect of discipline only. His recollection
was really wonderful. He has been
known to challenge any one to repeat a line or
phrase from any of the Greek dramatic writers,
and would instantly go on with the context. The
Letters of Junius, the Mayor of Garratt, and many
favourite compositions, he would repeat usque ad
fastidium. But, to return; the solidity and seriousness
of Porson’s father, seem to have been
well relieved by the cheerful and sprightly temper
of his mother, who was very lively and very light-hearted.
She had also a taste for poetry, very
seldom met with in the wife of a cottager; she
was familiar with the writings of Shakspeare, and
could repeat many of his favourite and popular
passages.
It is stated by the writer in the Athenæum, who
calls himself Hellenophilus, that Mr. Summers, to
whom afterwards Porson went to school, was a
plain man, who professed nothing beyond English
and the common rudiments of Latin. This is not
quite correct. Mr. Summers was, and it is presumed
is, a very respectable scholar. He was
living when this was first written, and was master
of the Free School at Happesburg, in Norfolk.
Another inaccuracy in that account must also be
corrected. It is there stated, that at nine years of
age, Porson, and his youngest brother Thomas,
were sent to the village school, kept by this Mr.
Summers. But at this period, his brother Thomas
was not born. It is further remarked in that
publication, that the Rev. Mr. H. heard of Porson’s
extraordinary propensity for study.—Of
course, the writer could not possibly have known
that Porson’s father was Mr. H.’s parish-clerk.
There is still another error in that memoir, of
no immediate consequence with regard to Porson,
but somewhat unaccountable, considering the
quarter from which it proceeded. It is stated in the
Athenæum, for Nov. p. 430, that Porson married
Mrs. Lunan, the sister of Mr. Perry, Editor of the
Morning Chronicle, in 1795, and that she died of
a decline in 1797. Whereas, the fact is, that Porson
married Mrs. Lunan, in Nov. 1795, and the
lady died some time in the April following. The
rest of the memoir is generally unexceptionable.
With respect to the eulogium passed at the conclusion
of the article in the Morning Chronicle,
these are the sentiments ipsissimis fere verbis, of
Mrs. H. as expressed to an enquiring friend.
“I wish it had been suppressed. The Editor, I
have no doubt, had the most obliging intentions in
the world, when he represented me as an amiable,
and accomplished woman; but I really have no
taste for such flattery. He must have known, from
my situation in early life, that it was impossible I
should possess any accomplishments. I wish not
to be brought before the public; my only ambition
is, at the close of life to have deserved the character
of having been a good wife to my husband, and a
good mother to my children.”
It is impossible to record these sentiments, without
admiration of their good sense, modesty, and
merit. It is with great satisfaction we are enabled
to subjoin, that this lady’s husband is a brewer at
Coltishall in Norfolk, extremely respectable, and
in flourishing circumstances.
The sentiments of Mrs. H. as above expressed,
demonstrate great congeniality of feeling
with her brother. No man was ever less assailable
by flattery, or disliked it more; nor could any one
be possibly more averse than he was to be pointed
out—digito prætereuntium.—But let us proceed.
At the age of nine, Porson was placed under the
care of the above-mentioned Mr. Summers, by
whom he was well grounded in Latin. He remained
with him three years. At twelve, he was
taken under the care of Mr. H. who was then
employed in the education of his own children;
with him he also continued three years. By him he
was introduced to Mr. Norris, of Witton, the adjoining
parish to Bacton; and this gentleman became
his professed patron. First by his example,
and afterwards by his strenuous recommendation,
a subscription was set on foot for the general purposes
of educating Porson, and of maintaining him
at the university. The individuals who interested
themselves about him, were highly respectable,
both with regard to their rank, their character,
and their number. Among them was
Bishop Bagot, one other Bishop, whose name has
escaped, Sir George Baker, Dr. Poynter, Dr.
Hammond Prebendary of Norwich, &c. Sir
George Baker was the Treasurer. But there was
a lady among them, whose zeal and anxiety concerning
Porson, surpassed perhaps that of her gentlemen
coadjutors. This was Mrs. Mary Turner,
the grand-daughter of Sir Charles Turner; she was
related to Mr. Norris, by whom Porson was introduced
and recommended to her. She afterwards
became his principal protector. Her house was
always open to him, and whenever he returned from
Eton, to pass his holidays in Norfolk, he enjoyed at
Mrs. Turner’s house the most constant and unrestrained
hospitality.
She was afterwards entirely alienated from
him; for which the following reasons have been
alledged. She was very piously disposed, and
was exceedingly anxious that Porson should go
into the church. The decision to which he
came, of not subscribing to the articles, and consequently
of resigning his Fellowship, was to her
utterly incomprehensible, and exceedingly shocked
and distressed her. But the publication of his
Letters to Travis gave the coup de grace to our unlucky
friend. Some officious person represented
this work to the old lady, as a calumnious attack
upon Christianity, and as malignantly intended to
call in question the truth of the Gospel.—It could
only be the work of an apostate, an infidel, an
abandoned reprobate. These circumstances prevailed
upon Mrs. Turner to alter her will, in which
she had left him a very considerable sum of money.—He
had only a legacy of 30l. We must now
go back to our chronological order.
CHAPTER XXXV.
Amicus dulcis ut æquum est
Quum mea compenset vitiis bona; pluribus hisce
Si modo plura mihi bona sunt, inclinet, amari
Si volet—hac lege in trutina ponetur eadem.
In the year 1774, when Porson was about fourteen
years of age, and had been under the care of
Mr. H. for two years, he had already discovered
a most extraordinary quickness of parts.
His acquirements, indeed, even at that early period,
and his remarkable powers of abstraction and
of memory, the force of his intellect in whatever
direction it was excited, induced in the breast of
Mr. Norris a desire of extending the scale of his
education.—It was determined to send him to
Eton.
A circumstance relating to this event is communicated
by his family, so much out of the ordinary
mode of proceeding in similar cases, that a little
suspicion of its accuracy may, without offence, be
indulged. It is stated by his relations, that previously
to his being admitted at Eton, Mr. Norris
sent Porson to Cambridge, to be examined as to
his proficiency in the classics, by the Greek Professor.—This
was in the midsummer of 1774. It
is added, that in his examination, he displayed so
much talent, and such extensive acquirements, that
he was sent to Eton in the following summer, viz.
in 1775.
Now, if this really were the fact, it is more than
probable that such an incident never took place
before, and can only be explained by the possible
circumstance, that the Greek Professor, who was at
that period Dr. ⸺, was an intimate friend of Mr.
Norris, and from a natural curiosity on his part,
was entreated to perform this office. But there
exists a still stronger reason for supposing there
must be some mistake in this matter. Many of his
schoolfellows at Eton still survive, and they all
affirm, without any variation, that when Porson
first went to Eton, he was not particularly distinguished
above the other boys, either for learning,
acquirements, or studious habits. Further than
this, it is said by one, who is well qualified to
judge, that is, by no less a personage than the present
amiable and learned ⸺, that as
a boy, he discovered but an indifferent taste, and in
his compositions was very fond of mixing Greek
with his Latin, as thus, “ingemuere ποθοι,” &c. &c.
It may perhaps be the fact, that there is a little
confusion and mistake with regard to dates. Porson
was necessarily and officially examined by the
Greek Professor, when he sate, as it is termed, for
the university scholarship; and he might, after his
admission at college, and before his actual residence,
go down to Cambridge from Eton, or, not
improbably in some interval of the holidays, from
his friends in Norfolk, for this particular purpose.
It is very certain, that his contemporaries at
Eton, with little, very little exception, do not remember
much about him. The following particulars
concerning him at this period, may, however, be
depended upon, being either communicated by himself,
or from authority which cannot be doubted.
When at Eton, he wrote two dramatic pieces,
and acted in them himself. All, however, that is
remembered of either is, that one was more elaborate
than the other, and indicated more of plot, ingenuity,
and contrivance.—The title of it was, “Out
of the Frying-pan into the Fire.”
The other was a shorter piece, of less importance,
and was occasioned by some private circumstance,
or anecdote, among the boys themselves.
It is an extraordinary, but well attested fact concerning
him, that the first book he ever read with
attention was Chambers’s Dictionary, which he
fairly and regularly perused from beginning to end.
He was always fond of algebra, and was a very
skilful algebraist.—He taught himself the principles
from the above dictionary.
After Porson left Eton to reside at Cambridge,
a very long time elapsed without there being any
intercourse between him and his family. This circumstance
has brought upon him, particularly in
Norfolk, the severest censure. Yet that this apparent,
and indeed culpable neglect, did not entirely
arise from insensibility to the ties of nature and of
blood, is very certain.—Porson was undoubtedly not
deficient in filial reverence. His sister had not
seen her brother for twenty-two years, when, in
1804, she wrote to inform him, that her father was
exceedingly ill, and considered as being in great
danger. Porson immediately went down to Norfolk
to see him, and at that time continued for seven
weeks with his sister. The old gentleman recovered;
but when seized with his dying illness, two
years afterwards, Porson was again written to by
his sister, and again replied to her letter by his presence.
This was his last visit into Norfolk, when
he passed a month at Coltishall. Now, it must be
acknowledged, that these facts demonstrate any
thing rather than filial ingratitude, and tell with the
candid mind, more than a hundred idle stories to
his disadvantage. The writer of this narrative has
also a strong impression, that he used to send
clothes and occasional presents to his brothers;
though he certainly did not write to any of the
family, which, of course, they resented. He had,
indeed, a very great repugnance to writing letters,
and when he did so, his epistles were concise, stiff,
and formal.—A specimen or two will hereafter be
given. He certainly did not want sensibility;
though his coldness, and reserve of demeanour,
might reasonably excite the suspicion that he was
unfeeling.
He spent the evening with him, whose notes now
record the fact, when the last year of his being permitted
to retain the benefits of his fellowship, expired.—It
could not easily be obliterated from the
memory.—His indignation at not being appointed to
a lay fellowship in his college, then vacant; his resentment
on perusing the letter which coldly apologised
for giving it to another, with a recommendation
to him, which he felt as the bitterest insult, to take
orders; the anguish he expressed at the gloom of
his prospects, without a sixpence in the world; his
grief; and, finally, his tears; excited an impression
of sympathy, which could never be forgotten.
Another proof that he was not insensible of
kindness, deserves also to be recorded. He had
borrowed, on some occasion or other, of our Sexagenarian
a sum of money. Of course, he was never
asked for it, nor in the remotest degree reminded
of it. After an interval of more than four years,
he came one day, in the familiar manner to which
he was accustomed, and said, “I am come to dine,
and have brought you the money I owe you—I
suppose you thought I had forgotten it.”
On his first arrival at college, he of course did
not possess a very extensive library, and he used to
go to the present Provost of Eton’s rooms, to read
Suidas and Plutarch’s Morals; and even at that
early period proposed some very curious critical
emendations.
A very singular circumstance occurred about this
period, which there may be some who are able to
explain—it is not attempted here. Some person
or other had taken a copy of Eustathius from Eton
college library, and had conveyed it to Cambridge.
It was here lent to Porson, who made excellent use
of it. The following paragraph is verbatim from our
manuscript. “The book was afterwards returned to
Eton college, where it now remains, it is to be hoped,
as Bonaparte said of the Belvidere Apollo, “pour
jamais.” The expression of “it is to be hoped,” is
made use of, because the very extraordinary fact not
long since occurred of some most rare, curious, and
valuable books finding their way from the venerable
precincts of a Cathedral library, to the shelves of a
private collection.—May the fate of this Eustathius
be different! At present, at least, whoever
pleases may see it in Eton college library, enriched
by a number of notes by Porson in the margin.”
Porson had a very lofty mind, and was tenacious
of his proper dignity. Where he was familiar and
intimate, he was exceedingly condescending and
good-natured. He was kind to children, and would
often play with them, but he was at no pains to
conceal his partiality, where there were several in
one family. In one which he often visited, there
was a little girl of whom he was exceedingly fond;
he often brought her trifling presents, wrote in her
books, and distinguished her on every occasion, but
she had a brother to whom, for no assignable reason,
he never spoke, nor would in any respect, notice.
He was also fond of female society, and
though too frequently negligent of his person, was
of the most obliging manners and behaviour, and
would read a play, or recite, or do any thing that
was required.
He was very fond of crab fish, and on one occasion,
where he was very intimate, asked to have one
for supper; his friend jocularly said, that he should
have the finest in St. James’s Market, if he would
go thither, buy, and bring it home himself. He
disappeared in an instant, and marched unconcerned
through some of the most gay streets of
London with the crab triumphantly in his hand.
Much has been said of his irregularities.—That
odious theme is left to others. With all his errors and
eccentricities, he who wrote this, loved him much,
bowed with reverence to his talents, and admiration
to his learning, and acknowledged with gratitude
the delight and benefit he received from his society
and conversation. Yet Porson by no means excelled
in conversation; he neither wrote nor spoke with
facility. His elocution was perplexed and embarrassed,
except where he was exceedingly intimate;
but there was strong indication of intellect in his
countenance, and whatever he said was manifestly
founded on judgment, sense, and knowledge. Composition
was no less difficult to him. Upon one
occasion, he undertook to write a dozen lines upon
a subject which he had much turned in his mind,
and with which he was exceedingly familiar. But
the number of erasures and interlineations was so
great as to render it hardly legible; yet, when completed,
it was, and is, a memorial of his sagacity,
acuteness, and erudition.
CHAPTER XXXVI.
Cujus uti memoro rei simulacrum et imago
Ante oculos semper nobis versatur et instat.
It remains to record a few anecdotes of him,
some of which, at least, do him the highest honour.
During the whole period of his residence in Norfolk
with his sister, which altogether amounted to
eleven weeks, he never drank more than two glasses
of wine after dinner, and never touched a single
drop of spirits.—He was most frequently satisfied
with one glass of wine. He talked familiarly with
the family, joined them in their walks, and principally
amused himself with a Greek manuscript belonging
to Dr. Clark, which that traveller had
brought home with him from Greece or Syria.
He was, from his childhood, a very bad sleeper;
and it is to be feared, for it is no unusual case, that
he may have been led to occasional indulgences
with regard to wine, with the view of procuring
sleep. But he was also of a very social disposition,
and the universal desire of his company, might
eventually cause this to be imposed upon. One
thing, it is believed, may positively be insisted
upon, that he was never guilty of any intemperance
in solitude; and his behaviour when under
his sister’s roof, shows that he could easily accommodate
himself to the disposition and manners of
the people among whom he was thrown.
The anecdote next about to be related, will perhaps
excite surprize in many, but its authenticity
cannot be disputed.
Porson, when in Norfolk with his sister, went
regularly to church, nor was he ever prevented from
so doing, except when under the influence of one
of the violent paroxysms of asthma, to which he
was subject.—These were occasionally so formidable,
that apprehensions were often entertained,
that he would expire in the presence of his friends.
On his first visit to Norfolk, in 1804, he accompanied
his brother-in-law to the adjoining village
church of Horstead. Porson found that preparations
were made to administer the sacrament.—When
the usual service of prayers and sermon was
ended, and they were about to leave the church,
Porson stopped suddenly, and asked Mr. Hawes,
if in his opinion there would be any impropriety in
his receiving the sacrament. Mr. Hawes instantly
replied, “certainly not.” Upon this, they both
turned back, and received the communion together.
This was an extraordinary fact; and on the part
of Porson suggests a singular question. Perhaps
he might feel some hesitation from the circumstance
of his being a total stranger to the clergyman who
officiated; or perhaps it might have reference to the
consciousness of his avowed non-conformity to the
articles. The matter must remain undecided.
Singular as it may seem, it is nevertheless true,
that Porson did not hold ⸺ in so high a
degree of estimation as might have been expected
from the exalted station, which this venerable personage
has invariably enjoyed in the kingdom of letters.
It would be invidious, as it is quite unnecessary,
to be circumstantial; but the fact was so.
On one occasion, when this personage was enjoying
his afternoon’s pipe, he turned triumphantly
to the Greek Professor, and remarked, “Porson,
with all your learning, I do not think you well
versed in metaphysics.” “I presume you mean
your metaphysics,” was the reply.
At another time, when something which this gentleman
had written and published much interested
the public attention, and occasioned many squibs,
paragraphs, and controversial letters in the newspapers,
Porson wrote the following epigram:
“Perturbed spirits spare your ink,
And beat your stupid brains no longer,
Then to oblivion soon would sink,
Your persecuted ⸺monger.”
On the other hand, it is to be observed, that this
eminent man, for so he was, invariably spoke of
Porson in terms of the highest admiration and
regard.
Whatever might be the case with respect to the
person above alluded to, Porson was never at any
pains to conceal his extreme contempt for Wakefield.
There was at one time a seeming sort of
friendly communication; but whilst Wakefield
aimed at being thought on a level with Porson in
point of attainments, this latter must unavoidably
have felt the consciousness of his own great superiority.—Indeed,
the difference between them was
immense. Without disparagement to Wakefield,
his warmest advocates must acknowledge, that
although he formed his opinions hastily, he never
failed to vindicate them with peremptory decision.
In consequence of this eagerness and haste, his
criticisms were frequently erroneous, and his conclusions
false; neither, if detected in error, would
his pride allow him either to confess, or retract his
fault. The writer of this article once pointed out
to him a very great error in his translation of the
New Testament; he acknowledged it at the time,
but the second edition appeared, and the same
error was repeated: he might possibly have forgotten
it. Porson, on the contrary, never declared
or formed his critical opinions (for of such we are
now speaking) hastily.—He patiently examined,
seriously deliberated, and was generally correct in
his decisions; nevertheless, he quietly listened to
the arguments of opponents, and was neither irritable
nor pertinacious. How erroneous an estimate
Wakefield had formed of Porson, is sufficiently
apparent from the Posthumous Letters between him
and Mr. Fox.
W. appears to tell that eminent Statesman, with
a sort of ill-natured exultation, that nine hundred
errors had been detected in the edition of Heynes’
Virgil, corrected, as he is pleased to call it, by
Porson. The fact is not so. The errors were certainly
very numerous; but the office of press corrector
was far beneath the dignity of Porson, and
what mistakes there are, are principally confined
to the notes, which a single glance from a critical
reader, will in a moment detect and amend. The
errors of the text, which is of more material importance,
did not exceed twenty in all the four volumes.
Again, at p. 99, of the work above quoted, Mr.
Wakefield is pleased thus to express himself: after
assigning two reasons for not having more frequent
intercourse with Porson, he gives as a third:
“The uninteresting insipidity of his society, as
it is impossible to engage his mind on any topic of
mutual enquiry, to procure his opinion on any author,
or on any passage of an author, or to elicit
any conversation of any kind, to compensate for the
time and attendance of his company. And as for
Homer, Virgil, and Horace, I never could hear of
the least critical effort on them in his life.
“He is in general devoid of all human affections,
but such as he has, are of a misanthropic quality;
nor do I think that any man exists, for whom his
propensities rise to the lowest pitch of affection
and esteem. He much resembles Proteus in Lycophron,
“ῳ γενως απεχθεται
Και δακρυ.”
The whole of the paragraph, and every particle
of the affirmation which it contains, is as foolish as
it is false. Porson’s conversation insipid! The
appeal may safely be made to many characters
now living, to Dr. Parr, Dr. Charles, Burney, Judge
Dampier, the Provost of Eton, Sir James Mackintosh,
Mr. Sharp, Mr. Perry, and to many, many
others, whether his conversation among his intimate
acquaintance, did not invariably and irresistibly demonstrate
intellect, information, and knowledge.
That he was not very communicative with Mr.
Wakefield on subjects of criticism and abstract
erudition, may readily be accounted for.—He despised
Wakefield’s attainments of this kind, in the
first instance; and in the next, had reason to apprehend
that improper use might be made of what
he might utter. Mr. Wakefield could not pretend
to much of “human affection” in the declaration
of his controversial opinions, but cut and slashed,
and threw his dirt about, without any compunctious
feeling.
It may be asserted, without fear of contradiction,
that if any friend or acquaintance consulted the
Greek Professor, on any difficult passage of any
author, he readily communicated his aid, and would,
if required, discuss such subjects in conversation.
That our friend was not “devoid of all human
affections,” examples have already been adduced;
that he was “misanthropic,” is an assertion equally
absurd. He was, perhaps, too social; and it was
this love of society, which frequently betrayed him
into inadvertencies. As to the Greek quotation
with which this curious passage ends, all that can
be said is, it does not apply to Porson.
Mr. Wakefield proceeds to observe, “I will be
content to forfeit the esteem and affection of all mankind,
whenever the least particle of envy or malignity
is found to mingle itself with my opinions.”
Let the reader contrast this declaration with the
letter, given in a preceding part of this narrative,
and printed from his own hand-writing. Let him
also compare this expression of Wakefield’s with
the diatribe which he addressed to Porson, on his
publication of the Hecuba.
A few more anecdotes, from personal knowledge,
shall close this part of our narrative. Porson once
accompanied the Sexagenarian in a walk to Highgate.
On their return, they were overtaken by
a most violent rain, and both of them were
thoroughly drenched to the skin. As soon as they
arrived at home, warm and dry things were prepared
for both; but Porson obstinately refused to
change his clothes. He drank three glasses of
brandy, but sate in his wet things all the evening.
The exhalation, of course, was not the most agreeable;
but he did not apparently suffer any subsequent
inconvenience.
There was a lady, who was allied to some of the
best families in the kingdom, exceedingly agreeable,
and very accomplished, who took great pleasure in
the conversation and society of Porson. He, on
his part, was very partial to her; and she it was
who was the occasion of his composing those excellent
Charades, which have found their way into
many of the public prints, but of which an accurate
copy has no where hitherto appeared. They
were principally composed in his walks from his
chambers, to the house of the author of this narrative,
and will be found in the Appendix.
CHAPTER XXXVII. — PORSON’S CHARACTER.
Και ομως ετολμησαμεν ημείς, τα ουτως εχοντα, προς αλληλα
ξυναγκγειν και ξυναρμοσαι.
His character will now be given, as it impressed
the judgment of one who studied it much, and
knew it well; but the undertaking is somewhat arduous.
There were blended in him very opposite
qualities. In some things he appeared to be of
the most unshaken firmness; in others he was wayward,
capricious, and discovered the weakness of a
child. Although in the former part of his life, more
particularly, he would not unfrequently confine
himself for days together, in his chamber, and not
suffer himself to be intruded upon by his most intimate
acquaintance, he hardly ever could resist
the allurements of social converse, or the late and
irregular hours to which they occasionally lead.
That he was friendly to late hours, and generally,
exhibited Dr. Johnson’s reluctance to go to
bed, might naturally arise from the circumstance
of his being from a child, a very bad sleeper. Porson
frequently spent his evenings with the present
venerable Dean of Westminster, with Dr. Wingfield,
with the late Bennet Langton, and with another
friend in Westminster, with respect to whom, the
following line used to be facetiously applied from
Homer.
Ριψε ποδος τεταγων απο βηλου θεσπεσιοιο
Yet he hardly ever failed passing some hours
afterwards, at the Cyder Cellar, in Maiden-lane.
The above individuals being all of them very
regular in their hours, used to give him to understand,
that he was not to stay after eleven o’clock,
with the exception of Bennet Langton, who suffered
him to remain till twelve; corrupted in this instance
perhaps, by Doctor Johnson. But so precise
was Porson in this particular, that although he
never attempted to exceed the hour limited, he
would never stir before. On one occasion, when
from some incidental circumstance, the lady of the
house gave a gentle hint, that she wished him to
retire a little earlier, he looked at the clock, and observed
with some quickness, that it wanted a quarter
of an hour of eleven.
In the former period of his early residence in
the metropolis, the absence of sleep hardly seemed
to annoy him. The first evening which he spent
with Horne Tooke, he never thought of retiring
till the harbinger of day gave warning to depart.
Horne Tooke, on another occasion, contrived
to find out the opportunity of requesting his company,
when he knew that he had been sitting up
the whole of the night before. This, however, made
no difference; Porson sate up the second night also
till the hour of sun-rise.
What shall we call it—waywardness, inconsiderateness,
or ungraciousness? but it is a well known
fact, that he spent the day of his marriage with a
very learned friend, now a Judge, without either
communicating the circumstance of his change of
condition, or without attempting to stir till the
hour prescribed by the family, obliged him to depart.
The following anecdote he would often relate
himself, with the greatest good humour. It is sufficiently
notorious, that our friend was not remarkably
attentive to the decoration of his person;
indeed, he was at times disagreeably negligent.
On one occasion, he went to visit the above-mentioned
learned friend, where a gentleman, who did
not know Porson, was waiting in anxious and impatient
expectation of the barber. On Porson’s
entering the library where the gentleman was sitting,
he started up, and hastily said to Porson,
“Are you the barber?” “No, Sir,” replied Porson,
“but I am a cunning shaver, much at your
service.”
When there was considerable fermentation in
the literary world on the subject of the supposed
Shakspeare Manuscripts, and many of the most distinguished
individuals had visited Mr. Ireland’s
house to inspect them, Porson, accompanied by a
friend, went also. Many persons had been so imposed
upon as to be induced to subscribe their
names to a form, previously drawn up, avowing
their belief in the authenticity of the papers exhibited.
Porson was called upon to do so likewise.
“No,” replied the Professor, “I am always very
reluctant in subscribing my name, and more particularly
to articles of faith.”
The story of his pertinacity in twice transcribing
the perplexed and intricate manuscript of the Lexicon
of Photius, has been well detailed in the Athenæum,
and is perfectly true.
An intimate friend of the Professor had a favourite
old dog, whose death he exceedingly regretted, and
asked Porson to give him an inscription, for the
place in the garden where he was buried. After a
time, Porson brought him the following, which was
afterwards neatly cut in the antique manner, without
stops, on a white marble stone, and remained for
many years where it was first deposited.
ΤΗΝΤΡΙΒΟΝΟϹΠΑΡΑΓΕΙϹΗΝΠΩϹΤΟΔΕϹΗΜΑΝΟΗϹΕΙS
ΜΗΔΕΟΜΑΙΓΕΛΑϹΗϹΕΙΚΥΝΟϹΕϹΤΙΤΑΦΟϹ
ΕΚΛΑΥϹΘΗΝΧΕΙΡΕϹΔΕΚΟΝΙΝϹΥΝΕΘΗΚΑΝΑΝΑΚΤΟϹ
ΟϹΜΟΥΚΑΙϹΤΗΛΗΤΟΝΔΕΧΑΡΑΞΕΛΟΓΟΝ.
A great many people, and learned people too,
thought it an ancient inscription, and so it is, but
the Professor omitted to say where he met with it.
It is however to be found among the Επιγραμματα
ἀδεσποτα of Brunck and Jacobs, No. 755, and has
been published in many other collections; but first
by J. Vossius on Pomponius Mela, p. 129.
He was not easily provoked to asperity of language
by contradiction in argument, but he once
was. A person of some literary pretensions, but who
either did not know Porson’s value, or neglected
to show the estimate of it which it merited, at
a dinner party, harassed, teazed, and tormented
him, till at length he could endure it no longer,
and rising from his chair, exclaimed with vehemence,
“It is not in the power of thought to
conceive or words to express the contempt I have
for you, Mr. ⸺.”
On his being appointed to the Greek Professorship,
a gentleman who in his boyish days had
shewn him great kindness, and who indeed being
the agent of his first patron, was the dispenser also
of that personage’s liberality to Porson, wrote him
a kind letter of congratulation. At the same time,
not being acquainted with the nature of such
things, he offered, if a sum of money was required
to discharge the fees, or was necessary on his first
entrance upon the office, to accommodate him with
it. Of this letter, Porson took no notice. A second
letter was dispatched, repeating the same kind offer;
of this also, no notice was taken. The gentleman
was exasperated, and so far resented the neglect,
that it is more than probable, his representation of
this matter, was one of the causes of Porson’s losing
the very handsome legacy intended for him, to
which allusion has before been made.
It is exceedingly difficult to explain the motive of
Porson’s behaviour on the above occasion. He was
not insensible of the kindness, for he mentioned it
to him who has recorded the fact, in terms of respect
and thankfulness, and as an act which merited his
gratitude. It might arise first from his extreme
reluctance to letter-writing, which induced him to
defer his reply till the time was past, and notice of
it might seem unseasonable; or he might not exactly
like the terms in which the offer was conveyed,
for it is more than probable that the letter commenced
with something like reproach, for the long
and continued neglect of his earlier friends. Whatever
might be the cause, it did him incalculable injury;
the person in question never forgave the
neglect, nor would he ever afterwards endure to
hear his name mentioned. He was moreover the
legal adviser of the old lady, Mrs. Ann Turner,
of whose early impressions in Porson’s favour,
mention has already been made.
It must be acknowledged, that there was an occasional
waywardness about Porson, which defied the
utmost sagacity of his friends to explain. No example
of this can perhaps be more striking, than
his behaviour with respect to Sir G⸺ B⸺.
Sir G⸺ was among his earliest as well as
warmest friends. He was trustee for the money
raised for his education at Eton and the University;
his house was always open to him, and being
an excellent scholar himself, he naturally watched,
incited, and encouraged the progress of him whom
he protected. Nay, Porson himself would always
and willingly render his patron ample justice in all
these particulars; yet all at once he ceased to go
to his house. From what motive, Sir G⸺
always avowed himself entirely ignorant, nor in all
probability was it ever known. The writer of this
Memoir had once a conversation with Sir G⸺
on the subject; he spoke of Porson without the
smallest asperity or reproach, but declared that
his behaviour in this respect was perfectly unaccountable.
CHAPTER XXXVIII.
De ingenio ejus qui satis nostis, de interitu paucis cognoscite.
Ad etiam de ingenio pauca vultis?
Our tale is now drawing to its close. The subject
clings to the heart, and is parted with reluctantly.
The circumstances attending the close of
his life have been so minutely, and, to all appearance,
faithfully narrated, as to call for no animadversion.
His peculiarities and failings have been
by some too harshly pointed out and commented
upon, without due consideration of how exceedingly
they were counterbalanced, by the most extraordinary
and most valuable endowments. Of what
importance is it, that when he shaved himself he
would walk up and down his room, conversing with
whomsoever might happen to be present; that he
knew the precise number of steps from his apartments
to the houses of those of his friends, with
whom he was most intimate, which, by the way, in
the metropolis, must have been strongly indicative
of a mind not easily made to swerve from its purpose;
that at one period he was remarkably fond
of the theatre, and all at once, as it were, ceased to
frequent it? The circumstance most remarkable
concerning his habits and propensities is, that he
latterly became a hoarder of money, and, when he
died, had not less than two thousand pounds in the
funds. All these, however, are minor subjects of
reflection. In him, criticism lost the most able,
most expert, most accomplished support of her
sceptre;—learning, one of its greatest ornaments.
His knowledge was far more extensive than was
generally understood, or imagined, or believed.—There
are very few languages with which he had
not some acquaintance. His discernment and
acuteness in correcting what was corrupt, and explaining
what was difficult and perplexed, were
almost intuitive; and, in addition to all this, his
taste was elegant and correct. His recitations and
repetitions were, it must be confessed, sometimes
tedious and irksome, which would not, however,
have been the case, unless they had been too often
heard before; for he never repeated any thing that
was not characterized by excellence, of some kind
or other. One talent and quality he had, for which
they who have hitherto exhibited biographical
sketches of him, have not given him sufficient credit:—This
was humour.
To prove that he possessed this in no ordinary
degree of perfection, appeal need only be made to
the three witty and facetious letters which he inserted
in the Gentleman’s Magazine, with the signature
of “Sundry Whereof.” The occasion was,
The Life of Johnson, by Sir John Hawkins—Let
the reader judge from one or two specimens.
Addressing the Editor he says: “Have you read
that divine book, ‘The Life of Samuel Johnson,
L.L.D. by Sir John Hawkins, Knt.?’ Have you
done any thing but read it, since it was first published?
For my own part, I scruple not to declare,
that I could not rest till I had read it quite through,
notes, digressions, index, and all. Then I could
not rest till I had gone over it a second time. I
begin to think that increase of appetite grows by
what it feeds on, for I have been reading it ever
since. I am now in the midst of the sixteenth perusal,
and still I discover more beauties. I can
think of nothing else—I can talk of nothing else,
&c. &c. &c.
“Read Hawkins once, and you can read no more,
For all books hence appear so mean, so poor,
Johnson’s a dunce; but still persist to read,
And Hawkins will be all the books you need.”
Who would have expected this sally of facetiousness
from the grave and didactic Porson?
After proposing to offer, in a future letter, a few
corrections and amendments, the first epistle thus
concludes:
“In a statue from the hand of Phidias, I would
not, if I could help it, have a single toe-nail amiss.
And since the smallest speck is seen on snow, I am
persuaded that the Knight himself will not be displeased
with a freedom which proceeds solely from
esteem.”
The second letter is still more pregnant with the
truest humour. It is to be remembered that Porson
was himself an Etonian; Sir John’s book had
been attacked in the Microcosm, a periodical work,
by the upper boys at Eton, which fact is thus mentioned
by Porson:
“Soon after the publication of Sir John’s book,
a parcel of Eton boys, not having the fear of God
before their eyes, &c. instead of playing truant,
robbing orchards, annoying poultry, or performing
any other part of their school exercises, fell foul,
in print, upon his Worship’s censure of Addison’s
middling style; and even sneered at the story of
the Quaker, which I hold to be as good a thing as
any in the volume. But what can you expect, as
Lord Kaimes justly observes, from a school, where
boys are taught to rob on the highway?”
It is with genuine humour that Mister Sundry
Whereof affects to doubt the genuineness of some
pages in Sir John’s book. “The Knight’s style,”
he observes, “is clear and elegant, whilst that in
which the circumstance is narrated of Dr. Johnson’s
parchment-covered book, is cloudy, inconsistent,
and embarrassed. He therefore begs to
propose a few queries, of which the first is,
“Would a writer confessedly so exact in his
choice of words, as the Knight, talk in this manner:
‘While he was preparing;’ ‘An accident happened?’
As if one should say of that unfortunate
divine Dr. Dodd, an accident proved fatal to him;
he happened to write another man’s name, &c.”—The
whole of this epistle is full of the happiest
irony.
The point and humour of the third and concluding
epistle is of a similar character. After
premising certain canons of criticism, in which it is
assumed, that “Whenever Sir John Hawkins, in
quoting any part of Johnson’s works, adopts a
reading different from the editions, it is to be replaced
in the text, and the other discarded. Thus,
in the vulgar edition of London, vol. xi. of Johnson’s
Works, p. 319, we read,
‘And fixed on Cambria’s solitary shore,’
How much better is Sir John’s reading,
‘And fixed in Cambria’s solitary shore!’
“I would not believe that Johnson wrote otherwise,
though Johnson himself should affirm it.
“Again, in the last number of the Rambler,
Johnson says, or is made to say, ‘I have endeavoured
to refine our language to grammatical purity.’
How tame, dull, flat, lifeless, insipid, prosaic,
&c. is this, compared to what the Knight has
substituted—‘grammar and purity!’ A fine instance
of the figure, Hen dia duoin, like Virgil’s
pateris et auro, or like—; but I will not overpower
you with my learning,” &c.
The whole of this is admirable, and expressed
in a style of the purest humour.
Much of this same quality is also conspicuous
in Porson’s character of Gibbon, as it is given in
his Preface to the Letters to Travis; which character,
notwithstanding its great severity, induced
Gibbon to solicit an interview with Porson.
This accordingly took place, by the intervention
of honest Peter Elmsley, and was once repeated,
but no acquaintance or further communication
ensued. Porson was not of a disposition
to pay court even to the most eminent characters;
and Gibbon then stood on the highest pinnacle of
literary fame, and probably did not take the necessary
steps to secure Porson’s further correspondence.
With respect to the other branches of Porson’s
family, some errors have found their way into the
public prints. His younger brother’s name was
Thomas. He is mentioned first, because he received
the same benefit, with respect to education,
under Mr. Hewitt and Mr. Summers, as his elder
brother, the Professor. His talents were thought
by no means to be inferior; he was certainly an
excellent scholar, or possessed the faculty of becoming
such. No efforts were, however, made in
his favour to obtain for him similar advantages.
He became assistant to the Rev. Mr. Hepworth,
a very respectable clergyman, and amiable man, who
kept a school first at Wymondham, in Norfolk, and
afterwards was master of the free grammar school
at Northwalsham. Thomas Porson, on leaving
Mr. Hepworth, opened a school at Fakenham,
which is likewise in Norfolk. Here he married,
and died young. The second brother, Henry Porson,
was not a scholar, but an admirable accountant.
Mrs. Hawes has already been mentioned.—She
has five children. The eldest son was for a
time a member of Benet College, Cambridge; but
he also had his scruples on the subject of subscription
to the articles of the Church of England, and
declined entering into orders. Though not disinclined
to literary pursuits, he thought, and thought
justly, that literature as a profession, was but an
indifferent speculation; he resolved, therefore, to
enter into more active life.—He is now at Buenos
Ayres.
Now, then, alas! the moment is come, when we
are to take a final leave of our illustrious friend.—Whatever
were his errors, his failings, and his infirmities,
he was, as far as talent, learning, and intellectual
distinction is concerned, a great man.
His loss will ever be deplored by those who intimately
knew him; and the tenderest regret will, as
long as life shall endure, be everlastingly excited,
when memory brings to the view of him who writes
this narrative, the instructive, interesting, and
pleasing hours spent in his society.
Hunc unum Plurimi consentiunt
Doctorum doctissimum fuisse
Ricardum Porsonum.
ΕΑΝ ΔΕ ΤΙ ΦΑΙΝΗΤΑΙ ΥΜΕΝ
ΠΡΟΣΘΕΙΝΑΙ Η ΑΦΕΛΑΙ
ΕΥΧΑΡΙΣΤΩΜΕΣ
ΕΡΡΩΣΤΕ.
CHAPTER XXXIX. — ⸺. — ORACULA ECHUS DE BELLO ET STATU NATIONIS.
Non hic Centauros, non Gorgonas, Harpyiasque
Invenies: hominem pagina nostra sapit.
Proceed we next to one whose house Porson
for a long series of years frequented with more familiarity
and regular intimacy, than that of almost
any body else. The expression of regular intimacy
is deliberately used; for, in this respect, the Professor
was particularly wayward. After visiting at
a friend’s house, for perhaps four or five days in
succession, he would abruptly, and without any
assignable reason, absent himself for as many
weeks. The individual of whom we are about to
speak, did not in this respect fare better than his
neighbours. This individual was
It appears from the scattered memoranda, from
which what follows has been compiled and arranged,
that our Sexagenarian’s acquaintance with
him commenced in childhood, but different places
of education, and a different period of residence at
the university, occasioned a separation for many
years; the connection was renewed, on again meeting
in the metropolis.
His history in few words is this:
His father was a clergyman, and master of an
endowed free-school in Yorkshire. He received a
small number of private boarders into his house,
which, with the addition of curacies, enabled him
to live with respectability and comfort. The fortunes
of men often turn upon slight hinges, and he
who has the sagacity to avail himself of the favourable
opportunities which present themselves,
without any imputation on his integrity, is justly
entitled to esteem and praise.
The elder Mr. ⸺ was a very good scholar, remarkably
quick and intelligent, and, very differently
from the general herd of masters of seed-shops
and seminaries, by courtesy ycleped boarding
schools, his plan of educating his pupils was
admirable. He knew the right way, and pursued
it: he was not satisfied with his boys having a sort
of smattering of this book and the other—what
they knew, they knew effectually; for their knowledge
was grounded on the most familiar intimacy
with grammar. He was also of a sociable and
convivial temper, and exceedingly acceptable to the
gentlemen of the neighbourhood.
Fortunately for him, and, indeed, for his family,
he served the curacy of a village (the name is now
forgotten by the writer), where Lord ⸺, who
married the gay, alas! too gay, daughter of Lord
⸺ resided. Lord ⸺ was at that
time a great favourite with the Queen; and, at the
intercession of his daughter, his Lordship applied
to her Majesty for a presentation to a great and
popular seminary, for the subject of this article.
The request was granted; and thus the foundation
of his future good fortune was permanently laid.
But this was not all the good derived to the family
from this splendid connection.—In process of time,
the old gentleman, who well deserved it, obtained
from the kindness of the same noble family, very
valuable preferment. Another son also was enabled
from the same source to appear with great
distinction in life, was confidentially and honourably
employed in their affairs, and did at one time
at least, if not now, represent in parliament one of
the boroughs in this interest.
But, to return to our immediate subject. He
passed through the ordinary routine of a public
school with credit, whence he removed to Cambridge,
acquitted himself with great respectability,
became a fellow of the society, and, at the usual
period, entered into orders. He was for a time
curate of the parish in which some of the relatives
of that unfortunate India Captain who perished at
sea in the Holwell, resided, and he preached on
that occasion a funeral sermon which he was afterwards
induced to publish. As far as recollection
is of avail, the discourse was in every respect highly
creditable to his sensibility and judgment. A vacancy
happening at the public school where he was
educated, among the under masters, he removed
thither, and most probably was invited to do so.
After various gradations, he rose to the chief situation,
which he retained till his death. He obtained
at different times, different pieces of preferment,
and having always his house full of pupils, in all
probability died opulent.
His connection with Porson commenced at the
university, and was only interrupted by that which
breaks all human bonds asunder—a summons to
the grave. Different as they were in the powers
of intellect, and attainments of learning, properly so
called, though it is by no means intended to insinuate,
that this gentleman’s talents and learning
were not very highly reputable, yet there was a
certain congeniality of mind and sentiment between
him and Porson, which tended to confirm and cement
their intimacy. They took the same decided
line in politics; both were strenuous advocates, at
first, at least, of the French Revolution, both associated
intimately with its warmest defenders, and
both were alike sceptical on certain points of ecclesiastical
controversy. Of the subject of this article,
it was facetiously remarked by a Barrister, who was
one of his auditors, that having engaged to preach
at Lincoln’s Inn, on Trinity Sunday, he preached
against the Trinity. But perhaps by this remark
no more was intended, than that the preacher did
not enter very profoundly into the question, but
rather permitted it to escape in a vapour of generality.
Both these worthies were deluded enough to
think Fox the true lover, and Pitt the decided
enemy of his country. But what will not the spirit
of party do? Now, in our opinion, and in more
instances than one, Fox was the enemy of his
country. But we are well aware that these may be
called prejudices on the other side; and it is not intended
to throw down the glove for political hostility
in this narrative. To show, however, our
candour, the following ingenious nonsense is inserted,
which some have given to Porson, others to
⸺. It is more probable to have been the production
of the former, who had a great talent for
splendid trifles; for trifles they certainly are, even
when such a genius sports with them.
| Huc ades, huc ades prestò, resonabilis |
Echo |
|
ἨΚΩ. |
| Romanam credidi—οἶσθα καὶ ελληνιστι |
ΛΑΛΕΙΝ |
|
ΛΑΛΕΙΝ. |
| Forsan & Gallicè, polyglolta, possis |
loqui? |
|
O qu’oui. |
| Et Anglica nostra non sit tibi prorsus |
igNOTA? |
|
NOTA. |
| Benè, τετραφωνήσς καγω—si tibi non dis- |
PLICET. |
|
LICET. |
| Quid tibi videtur, Dea! de hocce Gallico |
Bello? |
|
HELL, O. |
| Ignoscas, Cara, dicendum Anglicè, |
O, HELL! |
|
O, HELL! |
| Scilicet auctor hujus Belli est ipse |
ΔιαΒΟΛΟΣ. |
|
ὉΛΟΣ. |
| Et instrumenta Diaboli boni regis Ministri |
sunt? |
| I |
Sunt. |
| Num isti regis Ministri sciunt quid |
faciunt? |
|
Sciunt. |
| Sed nobis, vili Plebeculæ, consilia sua dicere |
NOLUNT? |
|
NOLUNT. |
| Audesne tu, Dea! Belli veram dicere |
causam |
|
AUSIM. |
| Equidem pugnari putavi, primò Libertatis |
aMORE. |
|
ΜΩΡΕ! |
| Secundò certamen esse pro sacra |
ConstitutiONE |
|
O NE! |
| Sic tamen solet ὁ Δεινα |
crepare. |
|
A RE. |
| Periclitari navigium, clamitat ille |
ναυκΛΗΡΟΣ. |
|
ΛΗΡΟΣ. |
| Τον βασιλεα, τους Νομους, την Εκκλησιαν, κινδυ |
ΝΕUΕΙΝ. |
|
NEW WINE. |
| Non aliter, tamen ille Sobrius Dundassus loqui |
sOLET. |
|
OLET. |
| Αλλ’ ἀυτος ὁ Πωρτλανδος τουτους αποδεχεται τους |
λΟΓΟΥΣ |
|
O GOOSE. |
| Et ipse Wyndhamus devorat dictamina |
PITTI |
|
PITY! |
| And even BURKE himself now listens to |
Dundass |
|
ASS! |
| Hinc in Foxium, ἡμιθεον, tantum concitatur |
ODII. |
|
O, DII! |
| Qui tamen Patriam, ut aiunt, quàm maxumè |
adAMAT. |
|
AMAT. |
| Et enixè tuetur sacra Anglorum |
JURA. |
|
JURA. |
| Quàm, ergo, Anglorum Populus ingratus mihi |
viDETUR! |
|
DETUR. |
| Ce peuple ne voit pas les miseres de la |
GUERRE. |
|
GUERES. |
| Ni l’infinitè des maux qui doit s’en |
SUIVRE |
|
SUIVRE. |
| Quot, quæso, sunt mala metuenda pro |
PaTRIA? |
|
TRIA. |
| Τις, δεομαι, τουτων ἡ πρωτη |
συμΦΟΡΑ; |
|
ΦΟΡΑ. |
| Intelligo: secunda calamitas erit |
iNEDIA. |
|
ΝΗ, ΔΙΑ! |
| Και ἡ τριτη, γογγυσμος του λαου απορ’ |
ΡΗΤΟΣ? |
|
ΡΗΤΟΣ. |
| Και τα λοιπα ταχα, θεα! αμεινον τα νυν |
ΣΙΓΑΝ? |
|
ΣΙΓΑΝ. |
| At causas Belli nondum dixisti:—apertè |
loQUERE. |
|
QUÆRE. |
| Quræram:—αλλα ψιθυριζωμεν, ει και σοι |
ΔΟΚΕΙ. |
|
ΔΟΚΕΙ. |
| Peutêtre, on fait la guerre, en partie, pour plaire |
au ⸺? |
|
Au ⸺. |
| Et sur tout, pour empêcher une reforme |
Des ⸺? |
|
Des ⸺. |
| Et pour êtablir un systeme de pure |
⸺? |
|
⸺. |
| Dic mihi, quis erit hujusmodi Belli |
EVENTUS? |
|
VENTUS. |
| Scilicet, frustrà tentamus istos subjicere |
GALLOS? |
|
ἈΛΛΩΣ. |
| Precamur ergo Deos, ut quam maturimè finiatur |
certAMEN. |
|
AMEN. |
Whoever was the author of the above facetiousness,
was indebted for the idea to a book of no
common occurrence, of which the title is “Lusus
Imaginis Jocosæ sive Echus, a variis Poetis, variis
linguis et numeris exculti. Ex Bibliotheca Theodori
Dousæ, I. F. Accessit M. Schoockii Dissertatio
de natura Soni et Echus. Ultrajecti. Ex officina
Ægidii Roman. Acad. Typog. 1638.”
The volume consists of poems, in the style and
manner of that above printed, in Greek, Latin,
French, Italian, Dutch, German, and English; as
for example:
Echo in Nuptias
Nobiliss. Viri Henrici Van Eeden
et Nobil. Virginis Dousæ, quæ
maternum stemma ducit e familia
Dominorum Van Reeden.
Dic age quem thalamo deposcit filia Reeden?
Eeden—num thalamo vota parata? rata.
Num sponsum moresque probos adamabit? amabit
Qualis ei conjunx? res operosa? rosa.
Quæ pestis procul esse velis? lis—optima virtus
Conjugii quæ sit, dic mihi clamor? amor.
Dicite saxa, thori quæ spes, num fœmina vel mas
Mas. At Posteritas quos sibi dicet avos?
Vos. Sibi num celebres Downas annectere gaudet?
Audet—Quid sponso dicere mane? mane—
Num colet Henricus teneram siue labe puellam?
Ellam—num magnum credet amare? mare—
An mihi tam chari thalami fas dicere civis?
Si vis—at Musæ si faveant? aveant—
Num candor, doctrina, boni cultura sodalis,
Et probitans illi est unica Thais? ais.
This Caspar, or Gaspar Barlæus was a very
learned physician of Antwerp, of whom Vossius
says, “Dubium Poeta melior an Philosophus.”
Many of his works are extant, and highly esteemed.
But, to return to our subject.
Let not such of ⸺’s surviving friends as may
peruse this article take offence, when it is asserted
that he was not the most profound of scholars, nor
was his taste the finest and most accurate in the
world; but he was certainly an excellent teacher,
and many very eminent scholars have been produced
under his guidance. He was far from deficient
in judgment, was possessed of excellent common
sense, and was wise enough to turn his familiar
and intimate connection with Porson to excellent
use. Many a lecture on the Greek dramas
has smacked sensibly of the Professor. It is not
known that he ever wrote any thing by which (the
sermon above-mentioned excepted) his intellectual
powers, or acquired attainments, can be brought to
the test. The oration which follows in the Appendix
was undoubtedly of his composition. As
one of Porson’s has been exhibited, composed by
him in very early youth, it should be noticed that
the oration subjoined was produced not a great
while before ⸺ changed this state for a better.
They who are so disposed may there, if they
please, enter into a critical examination and comparison
of the Latinity of these two distinguished
personages. We have something else to do. It is
not pretended to say that the author of this last
oration was defective in good taste with respect to
literary composition, but it is rather extraordinary
that so protracted a course of scholastic discipline
did not create more. One thing is alike remarkable
and certain, and was notorious to the pupils
in almost every division of their classes, that their
master had no great talent for versification. They
who have seen the Masters of Westminster, of
Eton, or Harrow, correct verse exercises, must be
well aware of the extreme readiness, facility, and
precision, with which a false quantity is detected,
an unpoetical word erased, a better substituted,
and every part of the rhythm accurately determined.
Whereas the learned man of whom we
are speaking, made few or no remarks when correcting
verse exercises, and was generally satisfied—with
putting a mark under the mistakes of his
boobies. This is not intended to depreciate his
value as a schoolmaster. By no means; as a master,
he had the more useful and valuable qualities,
though he could not be said to have had much of
poetry in his composition.
It is an old and generally received adage, “a
man is known by the company he keeps.” We
will not altogether apply this to ⸺ in the
present case, because it is most willingly conceded
that he had a great share of mildness and
benevolence in his temper; and perhaps it might
be illiberal to infer, that his kindness to certain individuals
was the result of an entire congeniality
and community of feeling. We trust that it was
not, and more particularly with respect to one
person, hereafter to be mentioned.
Of the subject of this article, little more remains
to be said, than that he died prematurely, and
much lamented by an extensive circle of friends
and acquaintance. It does not appear that he left
behind him any thing with the view of publication,
though among his manuscripts, particularly when
his long intimacy with Porson is remembered, there
must probably have been many things well deserving
of public notice.
CHAPTER XL. — J⸺ G⸺,
Alterum genus est eorum, qui quanquam premuntur ære
alieno, dominationem tamen expectant: rerum potiri volunt,
honores quos quieta republica desperant, perturbata consequi
se posse arbitrantur.
The individual alluded to in the conclusion of
the preceding article was
than whom a more extraordinary character has not
of late years, appeared as a candidate for public
notice.
He was born, if we mistake not, in the Island of
St. Christopher’s, in the West-Indies. He was the
presumed heir to considerable property, but this
was the subject of legal dispute. In the interval,
J⸺ was sent to England for his education,
and being placed under the care of the late eminent
surgeon, Mr. Bromfield, he was by that gentleman
consigned to Doctor, at that time Mr. Parr.
Mr. Parr having been disappointed in his views of
succeeding Dr. Sumner in the head mastership of
Harrow school, had established himself in its vicinity,
at Stanmore, whither he brought with him
many of his former pupils, sons of noblemen, and
other distinguished persons.
G⸺ soon gave proofs of the greatest abilities,
and had he, fortunately for himself and the
world, pursued his natural propensities for literary
pursuits, he would, beyond all doubt, have
shone as a star of the first magnitude, and avoided
the miserable fate, which at a premature period, removed
him from the world. But he was all fire—a
real child of the sun—without deliberation or reflection,
without care or thought of remoter consequences,
he yielded implicitly to the first impulses
of his mind, and was too proud and too lofty to
retract or recede. Most unluckily, at the moment
when G⸺ was beginning to feel the consciousness
of his intellectual superiority, the poisonous
and malignant seeds of the French Revolution had
shewn their germs above the surface of the earth,
and were advancing to an ill-omened maturity. The
delusive cry of liberty always impresses the youthful
mind with an impatient ardour, and when properly
disciplined and restrained, may afterwards
display itself in the zeal of a sound and honest patriotism,
and eventually become the parent of every
manly virtue. But when the object of this ardour
takes a false name and wrong direction, when zeal
is misled by an ignis fatuus, and not by the genuine
flame of real liberty—when the name of liberty is
made the stalking horse of ambition, the instrument
of selfish ends and motives, the tool of the demagogue,
the whoop of a low and sanguinary multitude,
what great, what dire, and what deplorable
mischiefs may be expected, we have too disastrous
a proof in the source, progress, and history of the
French Revolution.
It was this false fire which led J⸺ G⸺
astray, and with no ordinary deviation. It was
not like the error of an inconsiderate young man,
who for a time obeys the impulse of some particular
passion, but on reflection sees his danger, retraces
his steps, and makes compensation by acknowledging
his indiscretion, and afterwards pursuing
the safe and straight line of duty. G⸺ all
at once, like an unbroken colt, burst every check
and restraint, and bounded away over hill and
dale, through woods, over plains and rivers, with
the impetuous and ungovernable fury of the wildest
buffalo. The word liberty being once sounded in
his ears, he dressed up her image in the gaudiest
hues of a vivid imagination, and bowed before
it, with all the devotion of the most superstitious
idolatry.
In the interval, however, but it is not pretended
to be particularly accurate as to chronological periods,
G⸺ returned to the West-Indies, where
he married, and had a son and a daughter. There
he left his wife and children, and coming back to
England, immediately took an active part in the
busy and perilous scenes which were then exhibiting.
His former and natural love of literature
was totally forgotten, or rather absorbed, by the
boundless prospects presented to his political ambition.
He had made some preparations to be
called to the bar, but all ideas of entering upon
any profession, were now contemptuously thrown
aside, and conventions, corresponding societies,
committees, delegates, &c. danced before his disturbed
fancy, in all the mazes of political confusion.
Finally, he became a zealous and active member
of the Corresponding Society, and in the year 1793,
had, what to his infatuated mind appeared no ordinary
distinction, the high honour of being elected
with Maurice Margarot (par nobile fratrum)
as a delegate to what was absurdly denominated the
British Convention, which assembled at Edinburgh.
Here be it permitted to pause awhile, and lament
the waywardness of this man’s mind. There
was no eminence in any profession to which he
might not have aspired, and had he pursued any
other path but the delusive one which obtained his
partial preference, he might have lived in dignified
independence, and left a revered and honoured
name behind him. His temper, it must be confessed,
was not of the most conciliating kind, and
like most of the lovers of reform, and advocates of
liberty and equality, he was tyrannical, insolent,
imperious, and overbearing.
Among his other qualifications, he had considerable
theatrical talents, and when very young, performed
the arduous character of Zanga in the Revenge,
to the admiration and delight, of a numerous
and very enlightened assembly.
The individuals with whom he ostensibly lived in
the greatest familiarity, were his old master, Dr.
Parr, Mr. (now Sir James) Mackintosh, his old
school-fellow, the Historian of Hindostan, Mr. Sheridan,
Dr. Raine, and the editors of those papers
more particularly pre-eminent in their opposition
to the measures of government, and their
countenance of the French Revolution.
But it is now well known, that he had other
unavowed connections; that, like Jaffier, he had
his midnight divan, where he presided as Autocratist.
His principles gave way, either to the
contagion of the low and mean herd, with whom he
finally associated, or were made subservient to his
political schemes and projects. He once had the
candour to make this acknowledgment himself;
but he ultimately threw off all regard to decorum;
lived in open licentiousness, and indulged in every
sensual irregularity.
His writings of a particular kind were very numerous,
but chiefly consisted of small pamphlets,
letters, and paragraphs; all of them characterized
by great vigour and acuteness. His most extensive
work was entitled, “A Convention the only Means
of saving us from Ruin,” which was distinguished
by its extraordinary boldness, and contemptuous
disregard of existing authorities.
The melancholy sequel of his story is well known;
but it may be a public benefit, and operate as a
beacon to the young and unwary, here to recapitulate
it. The writer of this article saw him for
the last time, when he was about to take his departure
for Scotland, to surrender himself for trial.
He evaded the recollection of an old acquaintance.
There was a haggard wildness in his looks, a disorder
in his air, a sort of despondency in his demeanour,
which made an indelible impression.
He was for a long time confined in Newgate, on
his way from Scotland to fulfil his sentence of transportation
to Botany Bay. Here his pride was gratified,
and his mental exacerbation soothed, by a
crowd of visitors, some of whom were of no mean
rank. It is singular to say, but the fact is indisputable,
that while he was in Newgate, orders for
Drury-lane Theatre, with the signature of J⸺
G⸺, were admitted. This may well excite surprize,
but when this was written, there were many
living evidences able to bear testimony to the fact.
Another thing too, which may at first view appear
alike difficult of belief, is, that whilst he was in
Newgate, Lord Melville (then Mr. Dundas) sent
to him, and offered to be the instrument of obtaining
his free pardon, on condition of his signing a
paper, purporting his determination to conduct
himself for the time to come, as a peaceable and
quiet subject. This he positively and ungraciously
refused—refused too at a moment, when his health
was obviously giving way to the irregularities of his
life, and the perturbation of his mind; when he
had great reason to think, that he was going to certain
and inevitable death.
Various offers of money were made him by private
persons: these also he pertinaciously rejected.
He was well supplied elsewhere. One thing, however,
unfortunately for himself, he did not refuse,
namely, that which undermined and finally destroyed
his constitution—he indulged in the fatal
habit of drinking spirits. He departed for the
place of his destination, without any ostensible depression
of spirits, and, as might be anticipated,
he returned no more.
The writer of this sketch has heard, and so have
many others, Porson relate a singular anecdote of
G⸺. He had occasionally met Porson, but
though perhaps on one or two topics, there might
exist something like community of sentiment between
them, intimacy was out of the question.
G⸺ was too fierce and boisterous, and had
of late years too much neglected those pursuits
which absorbed Porson’s attention altogether, to
make them at all likely to assimilate.
Porson was one morning at his solitary breakfast
in the Temple, when G⸺ called upon him,
accompanied by a female. He desired permission
and materials to write a letter. After spending a
considerable time, in reading, writing, altering
and consulting his female companion, he finished
his letter, and returning thanks to the Professor,
took his leave.
Porson saw no more of him for an interval of
three years, when (and Porson’s accuracy might
always be trusted in what related to memory) on
that very day three years, precisely the same scene
was repeated. G⸺ came a second time, at
the same hour, accompanied by the same female,
requested leave and materials to write a letter, consulted
his companion as before, and having finished
what he was about, in like manner took his leave,
and departed. Porson saw him no more.
G⸺ left a son; by the benevolence of private
friends, he was educated at the Charter-house,
and is now occupied in some of the various branches
of the law.
CHAPTER XLI. — H⸺ W⸺.
Desine blanditias et verba potentia quondam
Perdere, non ego sum stultus, ut ante fui.
The series of biographical sketches is for a time
interrupted, to revert to the more immediate object
of this narrative. Another work of considerable
magnitude, undertaken by the writer of these
Fragments, was proposed to, and accepted by,
those most effectual patrons of literary men—the
booksellers. This occasioned on his part a survey
and examination of those more distinguished personages,
to whom an introduction had been obtained
from the claim of literary attainments, with
the view of selecting a patron for this new work.
After due deliberation, the individual fixed upon
was H⸺ W⸺, of whom more hereafter.
He was accordingly solicited for the honour
of his permission to prefix his name to the meditated
publication, and this honour was graciously
conceded. A difficulty now presented itself. An
author rising slowly from obscurity, is apt for a
while to be dazzled with the splendour of elevated
rank, and to feel his powers somewhat depressed
and awed, in the presence of rank and grandeur.
There must, however, be a dedication to this great
man, the composition of which seemed more difficult
and more formidable, than the execution of the
proposed work itself, though of the extent of several
volumes. It was, therefore, after many vain
and unsatisfactory attempts, finally determined to
call for external aid. This aid was at hand, and
a Dedication was written by a powerful and friendly
hand.
As the Dedication itself, and the manner in which
it was refused, seem to form no incurious literary
anecdote, the reader, it is hoped, will be amused
with what follows, and may employ himself, if he
shall think proper, in endeavouring, from a comparison
and analysis of the style, to discover who the
friend was that supplied the
Dedication.
My Lord,
Men of learning will see at a glance, and men of
sensibility will strongly feel the propriety of the
permission which I have requested, to dedicate
such a work as ⸺ to such a nobleman as the
Earl of ⸺.
From the curious researches into antiquities, and
the elegant disquisitions in criticism which adorn
the work I have now the honour to lay before the
public, under the protection of your exalted name,
their minds will naturally be turned towards those
numerous writings, with which you have enlightened
and charmed your contemporaries, and in which
posterity will acknowledge, that the most various
erudition is happily united with judgment the most
correct, and taste the most refined.
Like the worthies of whom we read in Greek
and Roman story, you find in old age a calm and
dignified consolation from the continuance of those
studies, which, with the lustre of high birth, and
amidst the fascinating allurements of ambition,
you, my Lord, have devoted a long and honourable
life to the calmer and more ingenuous pursuits
of literature.
Perhaps, my Lord, you feel new affiance in the
wisdom of your choice, when you reflect on the
peculiar circumstances of the times, which, big
as they have been with awful events, and fatal as
they may be to the fairest forms of society, leave[3]
in the sacred retreats of science some shelter to the
human mind, disgusted with the view of human
crimes, and damped with the prospect of human
woes.
I have the honour to be, &c. &c.
But all this would not do. The noble Lord declined
all these fine things, in the following letter.
Oh si sic omnia.
I do beg and beseech you, my good Sir, to forgive
me, if I cannot possibly consent to receive
the Dedication you were so kind and partial as to
propose to me. I have, in the most positive and
almost uncivil manner, refused a Dedication or two
lately. Compliments on virtues which the persons
addressed, like me, seldom possessed, are happily
exploded, and laughed out of use.
Next to being ashamed of having good qualities
bestowed upon me to which I should have no title,
it would hurt me to be praised for my erudition,
which is most superficial, and on my trifling writings,
all of which turn on most trifling subjects.
They amused me while writing them, may have
amused a few persons, but have nothing solid enough
to preserve them from being forgotten with other
things of as light a nature.
I would not have your judgment called in question
hereafter, if somebody reading your work
should ask, “What are these writings of Lord
Orford which this author so much commends?
Was Lord Orford more than one of the mob of
gentlemen who wrote with ease?” Into that class
I must sink, and I had rather do so imperceptibly,
than be plunged down to it by the interposition of
the hand of a friend, who could not gainsay the
sentence.
For your own sake, my good Sir, as well as in
pity to my feelings, who am sore at your offering
what I cannot accept, restrain the address to a
mean (sic) inscription. You are allowed to be an
excellent ⸺. How unclassic would a Dedication
in the old fashioned manner appear, if you
had published ⸺, and had ventured to prefix
a Greek or Latin Dedication to some modern
Lord, with a Gothic title!
Still less had these addresses been in vogue at
Rome, would any Roman author have inscribed
his work to Marcus, the incompetent son of Cicero,
and tell the unfortunate offspring of so great a man
of his high birth and declension of ambition. It
would have excited a laugh on poor Marcus, who,
whatever may have been said of him, had more
sense than to leave proofs to the public of his extreme
inferiority to his father.
I am, dear Sir, with great regard,
Your much obliged,
[And I hope by your compliance with my earnest
request to be your much more obliged]
And obedient humble servant,
⸺.
Another Dedication was submitted to the noble
Lord’s deliberation, but neither did this altogether
satisfy him, as appears from the following expression
of his opinion.
Dear Sir,
I scarce know how to reply to your new flattering
proposal. I am afraid of appearing guilty of affected
modesty, and yet I must beg your pardon,
if I most sincerely and seriously entreat you to
drop all thoughts of complimenting me, and my
house and collection. If there is truth in man, it
would hurt, not give me satisfaction.
If you could see my heart, and know what I think
of myself, you would be convinced that I think
myself unworthy of praise, and am so far from setting
value on any thing I have done, that could I
recall time, and recommence my life, I have long
been persuaded, that, thinking as I do now, nothing
would induce me to appear on the stage of the
public.
Youth, great spirits, vanity, some flattery, (for I
was a Prime Minister’s son) had made me believe
I had some parts, and perhaps I had some, and on
that rock I split; for how vast the distance between
some parts and genius, original genius, which I
confess is so supremely my admiration, and so honest
is my pride, for that I never deny, that being
conscious of not being a genius, I do not care a
straw in which rank of mediocrity I may be placed.
I tried before I was capable of judging myself, but
having carefully examined and discovered my extreme
inferiority to the objects of my admiration,
I have passed sentence on my trifles, and hope
nobody will think better of them than I do myself
and then they will soon obtain that oblivion, out of
which I wish I had never endeavoured to emerge.
All this I allow, Sir, you will naturally doubt,
yet the latter part of my life has been of a piece
with my declaration. I have not only abandoned
my mistaken vocation, but have been totally silent
to some unjust attacks, because I did not choose
my name should be mentioned when I could help
it. It will be therefore indulgent in a friend, to
let me pass away unnoticed as I wish, and I should
be a hypocrite indeed, (which indeed I am not) if
it were possible for me to receive compliments from
a gentleman, whose abilities I respect so much as
I do yours. I must have been laying perfidious
snares for flattery, or I must be sincere. I trust
your candour and charity will at least hope I am
the latter, and that you will either punish my dissimulation,
by disappointing it, or oblige me, as you
will assuredly do, by dropping your intention. I
am perfectly content with the honour of your friendship,
and beseech you to let these be the last lines
that I shall have occasion to write on the disagreeable
subject of ⸺.
Dear Sir,
Your obedient humble servant,
⸺.
Means were contrived to appease the apprehensions
and satisfy the scruples of the venerable Peer.
The work was published under the sanction of his
name, and is now out of print.
That he did like the Dedication in its ultimate
form, appears from the following.
Dear Sir,
I beg a thousand pardons for not returning your
Preface, which I like much, and to which I could
find but one very slight correction to make, which
I have marked with pencil. But I confess I waited
anxiously for an assurance from you, that you would
suppress the intended Dedication, which I should
have been extremely sorry to have seen appear.
I have this moment received that promise, and am
infinitely obliged by your compliance.
I shall be in town on Saturday, and happy to see
you in Berkeley-square, when you shall have a moment
to bestow on
Your obedient servant,
⸺.
CHAPTER XLIII.
Animus quod perdidit optat,
Atque in præterita se totus imagine versat.
Our Sexagenarian knew and saw Lord ⸺
much and often, both before and after he came to
the title, the accession to which (whatever and
however just may have been the imputation on
his vanity) most assuredly was a vexation to him
rather than a pleasure. The first introduction of
the parties in question to each other, was at one of
those evening parties, contemptuously denominated
Blue Stocking Club. There was really nothing in
these assemblies to provoke or justify contempt,
for they in fact consisted of a considerable number
of very accomplished persons of both sexes, and
except that the entertainment was confined to conversation,
with the occasional introduction of
music, they were cheerful, interesting, and the
vehicle of circulating much curious information on
subjects of literature and science. The principal
persons were Mrs. Carter, Mrs. Montague, Horace
Walpole, Sir Charles Blagden, the Miss Baillies,
Lady Louisa Macdonald, the Miss Berries, Lady
Herries, Mrs. John Hunter, the two Messrs. Lysons,
Mr. (now Sir Everard) Home, Aleppo Russel,
and a great many other very considerable persons
both as to rank and talent. One of the principal
houses of resort for these meetings, was John
Hunter’s, and the old Philosopher himself occasionally
mingled with the party, and enjoyed the
social conversation.
The first place, however, was, by a sort of common
consent, whenever he appeared among them,
which was very often, assigned to H⸺
W⸺. He well deserved the distinction,
on such occasions at least. His resources of anecdote
were inexhaustible; his mode of communicating
what he knew, was easy, gracious, and elegant,
as can be imagined. He was the last of the old
school, after the death of the venerable Earl Bathurst,
who, when he left the world, seems not to have had a
surviving friend, to record his various talents and
accomplishments. Yet Lord Bathurst was a nobleman
of no ordinary attainments, of admirable taste,
acute discernment, and great learning. When in
the decline of life, and his sight began to fail him,
his relation and chaplain, the present Bishop of
Norwich, used to read the classics to him. The
Bishop is known to be an excellent scholar, yet
Lord Bathurst would every now and then stop him,
and say, “Harry, you read that passage as if you
did not understand it; let me hear you read it
again.” He would then, with the greatest precision,
explain any difficulty which might have occurred,
and was pleased with the opportunity of
communicating what he knew.
The reader, it is hoped, will excuse this digression
in favour of a great and good man; but it is
time to return to H⸺ W⸺.
As far as verbal communication went, or communication
of what he retained in his memory,
availed, all his stores were at the service of literary
men, and many of our modern popular books owe
much of their zest and interest to this sort of assistance
received from Lord ⸺. Among others,
Pennant’s London was very particularly indebted
to his “Reminiscences.” The Messrs. Lysons will
doubtless not deny their obligations of a similar
kind, nor Mr. Nichols; nor would the late Mr.
Gough, nor Michael Lort, nor Michael Tyson, nor
a great many others. Further than such communication,
with perhaps the exception of a scanty
dinner at Strawberry-hill, there is no instance on
record of his liberality having proceeded. He certainly
was proud of being considered as a sort of
patron of literature, and a friend to literary men,
but he did not choose to purchase the pre-eminence
at a higher price than a little flattery and praise,
and a pudding neither over large nor over solid.
Here two anecdotes occur not to be forgotten.
Upon one occasion, a gentleman of no small literary
distinction, who had a sort of general invitation
to his Villa, was induced by a fine
summer morning to pay his respects to Lord O.
On his arrival, he was kindly greeted, and invited
to stay and dine. The invitation was accepted.
The noble Lord rang his bell, and on the appearance
of his Swiss, enquired what there was for dinner.
“Hashed mutton, my Lord,” was the reply.
“Let there be hashed mutton for two, as Mr. ⸺
is to dine with me.” In a very short time, the
Swiss returned with a long face—“My Lord, there
is only hashed mutton for one.” The visitor made
his apologies, engaged to come again at a
more favourable opportunity, and left T⸺m
impransus.—N. B. His Lordship’s servants were
always on board-wages.
The other anecdote is not much less whimsical,
and this relates to the writer himself.
On his first invitation to dinner with his Lordship,
he accompanied Mr. K. There were no
other guests. The Sexagenarian presumed that he
should for once enjoy the luxury of a splendid dinner,
and prepared himself accordingly. Dinner
was served, when to the poor author’s astonishment,
one dish only smoked upon the noble board,
and that too, as ill luck would have it, was a species
of fish not very agreeable to the palate of the guest.
He waited, however, in patience, and the fish was
succeeded by a leg of mutton. Wae worth the
man, who, in the pride and naughtiness of his heart,
presumes to say any thing to the disparagement of
a leg of mutton. The author, however, thought
that he might have leg of mutton at home, and
taking it for granted, that at a nobleman’s table,
a second course would succeed, where there would
be some tit-bit to pamper his appetite, he was
very sparingly helped. Alas! nothing else made
its appearance. “Well then,” exclaimed the disappointed
visitor, “I must make up with cheese.”
His Lordship did not eat cheese. So to the great
amusement of his companion, the poor author returned
hungry, disconcerted, and half angry. He
was, however, regaled on his arrival in Russel-street
with a roast duck.
With respect to Chatterton, the less, perhaps,
that is said the better. We are certain of two
things, that Chatterton made application to him
for assistance, communicating, at the same time,
testimonies of his necessities, and of his talents.
In return, he received—nothing.
The Rev. Mr. L⸺ was his chaplain, but
it does not appear that he either gave him any preferment,
or used his interest to procure any thing
for him. He did once indeed put himself a little
out of his way. Being called upon to ask a living
for a poor clergyman, who, as he confessed, had
claims upon him, he wrote the following letter to
the Commissioners of the Great Seal, at a particular
period, when a Lord Chancellor had not yet
been appointed.
“To the Lords Commissioners of the
Great Seal.
“The Earl of ⸺, not presuming on
having any claim to ask any favour of the Lords
Commissioners, nor trespassing so far, hopes their
Lordships will not think he takes too great a liberty
in this address: but having been requested to give
an attestation to the character and merit of a very
worthy clergyman, who is a suitor to their Lordships
for the vacant living of ⸺, Lord ⸺
cannot help bearing his testimony to the deserts of
⸺, whose virtues, great learning, and abilities,
make him worthy of preferment, which are inducements
with Lord ⸺ to join his mite to
these far more interesting recommendations, which
he hopes will plead his pardon with their Lordships
for troubling them by this intrusion.”
This was a true courtier’s letter, and as such it
was considered by the Lords Commissioners, who
returned a civil answer, and bestowed the preferment
elsewhere. Yet let us be permitted here to
make an observation on the short-sightedness of
man, and the limited penetration of the greatest
human sagacity. Our disappointments are always
in proportion to our hopes; and as the expectation
from such an interposition was very great, so was
the mortification and regret which accompanied the
refusal. Yet had the petitioner, in the above instance,
obtained what he so ardently hoped and
so eagerly expected, it would eventually have
proved a severe injury and real misfortune. It
would necessarily have removed him from the theatre
on which he was progressively advancing to
reputation, and where his exertions subsequently
obtained far greater and more desireable advantages.
CHAPTER XLIV.
Comis convivis nunquam inclamare clientes,
Ad famulos nunquam tristia verba loqui;
Ut placidos mores, tranquillos sic cole manes,
Et cape ab ... munus—Amice Vale.
About this period, the fever of the French Revolution
was beginning to manifest its effects, in
some of those horrible paroxysms of frenzy, which
produced crimes that will for ever throw a stain
upon the pages of French history. The alarm was
contagious, and, in every part of Europe, infected
the serious, reflecting, and, more particularly, the
aged part of the community. In this country it
was verily believed, that the apprehension of seeing
the French atrocities perpetrated among us, accelerated
the death of many individuals. The amiable
and excellent Mr. C⸺, endured such
extreme and constant anxiety on this head, that it
greatly disturbed his tranquillity, threw a gloom
over his ordinary occupations and pursuits, undermined
his health, and hastened his dissolution.
Neither did Lord ⸺ escape the panic.—How
great and serious was the perturbation of his
mind, will sufficiently appear from the following
letters, which, in other respects also, appear to be
worth preserving.
Sept. 24, 1792.
You do me too much honour, dear Sir, in proposing
to me to furnish you with observations on
⸺, which you are so much more capable of executing
yourself. I flatter myself you do not think
me vain enough to attempt it. Your own learning,
and your familiarity with all the classic authors,
render you more proper for the task than any man.
I, on the contrary, am most unqualified. It is long
since I have been conversant with classic literature—Greek
I have quite forgotten; but, above
all, I hold Seventy-five so debilitating an age to
whatever may have been taken for parts, and have
so long pitied authors of Senilia, that I am sure I
will not degrade your work by mixing my dregs
with it; nor, by your good nature and good breeding,
lay you under the difficulty of admitting or rejecting
what you probably would find unworthy of
being adopted. I have great satisfaction in reading
what you write; but beg to be excused from
writing for you to read.
Most entirely do I agree with you, Sir, on all
French politics, and their consequences here—it is
indeed to be forced to call assassinations and massacres,
politics. It is my opinion, like yours, that
homicides should be received no where, much less
monsters who proclaim rewards for murderers.—What
can put a stop to such horrors sooner than
shutting every country upon earth against unparalleled
criminals?
There may be inconveniencies, no doubt, from a
vast influx of the present poor refugees, but I confess
I see more advantages. They will spread their
own, and the calamities of their country—a necessary
service, when some newspapers, paid by Jacobin,
perhaps by Presbyterian, money, labour to defend,
or conceal, or palliate such infernal scenes,
which can only be done by men who would kindle
like tragedies here. The sufferers that arrive,
many being conscientious ecclesiastics, must, I
should hope, be a warning to the Catholics in Ireland
not to be the tools of the Dissenters there,
and of another use they may certainly be: they
will be the fittest and surest detectors of their diabolic
countrymen, who are labouring mischief here,
both openly and covertly. Of their covert transactions
we have a gloomy proof in the Drawer, who,
having subscribed a guinea to the defence of Poland,
and redemanding it, received a guinea’s worth
of Paine’s pamphlet in return. This fact evinces
that the opening of that subscription was not, as it
seemed to be, the most ridiculously impotent attempt
that ever was made, but a deep-laid plan of
political swindling. Had it produced a thousand
or five thousand pounds, it would have removed
Mount Athos as soon as have stopped one Russian
soldier. No! under colour of pity towards the honest
and to be lamented Poles, it is evident that it
was a scheme for raising a new sum for disseminating
sedition, and therefore I wish the vile trick
might be made public.—It may warn well meaning
persons against being drawn into those subscriptions;
and such a base trick of swindling should
be laid open and exposed in severe terms.
I am just going to General ⸺ for a few
days, and am,
Dear Sir,
Your most sincere and obliged
Humble servant,
⸺
Oct. 16, 1792.
I agree most sincerely and sadly with you, Dear
Sir, in being shocked at the lamentable change of
scene, but am far from knowing more than you
do, which are general reports; nor whether there
have been other causes than the evident, constant
deluge, which have annihilated, for all good purposes,
the Duke of Brunswick’s army. It is not
less horrid to hear that the abominations of France,
which had made us so rich, and promised such security
to us, should now tend to threaten us with
something of similar evils. I say with something,
for, till this year, I did not conceive human nature
capable of going such execrable lengths as it has
done in France; and therefore I grow diffident, and
dare not pronounce any thing impossible. But,
alas! the subject is too vast for a letter.—May
our apprehensions be too quick—may a favourable
turn happen! Foresight and conjecture we find
are most fallible; and I have on all emergencies
found them so. In my long life I have seen very
black æras, but they vanished, and the sky cleared
again.
I am very sorry I cannot directly accept the
kind offer you and Mr. K. are so good as to
make me, but you shall hear from me again as soon
as I am sure of my own movements.
I am, Dear Sir,
Most sincerely,
⸺.
Extract from a Letter, dated
Nov. 2, 1792.
Dear Sir,
I thank you for your information on the two
Latin words, and am persuaded you are perfectly
right: Xenophon might be so too, in his solution
of the Spartan permission of robbery. As he was
very sensible, it is no wonder he tried to explain so
seemingly gross a contradiction, as an allowance of
theft, where there was a community of property.
But, to say the truth, I little regard the assertions
of most ancient authors, especially in their
accounts of other countries than their own; and
even about their own, I do not give them implicit
credit. They dealt little in the spirit of criticism,
information was difficult to be obtained, nor did
they pique themselves on accuracy, but set down
whatever they heard, without examination. With
many of the contrary advantages, how little historic
truth is to be gleaned even now!
I wish the report of the delivery of the King
and Queen of France were not still unauthenticated.
One did wish to believe it, not only for their
sakes, but as some excuse for the otherwise inexplicable
conduct of the King of Prussia.—He still
wants a Xenophon; so do the Austrians too, who,
with four times his numbers, do not make quite so
sagacious a retreat.
... Vain-glory shall not be
one of my last acts. Visions I have certainly had,
but they have been amply dispelled. I have seen
a noble seat built by a very wise man, who thought
he had reason to expect it would remain to his posterity,
as long as human foundations do in the ordinary
course of things; alas! Sir, I have lived to
be the last of that posterity, and to see the glorious
collection of pictures, that were the principal ornaments
of the house, gone to the North Pole, and
to have the house remaining, half a ruin, on my
hands.
Forgive me, dear Sir, for dwelling so long on
this article; not too long for my gratitude, which
is perfect, but perhaps too full on my own sentiments.
But how could I do otherwise than open
my mind to so obliging a friend, from whom I cannot
conceal weaknesses, to which both my nature
and my age have made me liable? But they have
not numbed my sensibility; and, while I do exist,
I shall be,
Dear Sir,
Your most obliged, &c.
⸺.
Nov. 17, 1793.
Dear Sir,
I have been so much out of order for near four
months, that quiet is absolutely necessary to me;
and I have remained here, to avoid every thing
that could agitate or disturb me, French politics
especially, which are so shocking, that I avoid all
discussion of them as much as possible, and have
quite declined seeing any of the Emigrés in my
neighbourhood, that I may not hear details. Some
of the most criminal have, indeed, brought swift
destruction on themselves; and, as they have exceeded
all former ages in guilt, we may trust they
will leave a lesson to mankind that will prevent
their fury from being imitated. Pray excuse my
saying more than that I am,
Dear Sir,
Yours most sincerely,
⸺.
Many letters, of course, passed in the interval;
but the next which presents itself as worthy of
attention, is the following:
Dear Sir,
You would have heard of me before this time,
but I have not been well since I came hither, and
I am going to London to-morrow, for a few days,
as I am sorry to say the atmosphere of the town
agrees better with me than the air of the country;
at least, I find that change now and then is of use.
However, I think of coming back on Monday, and
if you have half an hour to spare before that day,
I shall be very glad to see you in Berkeley-square.
I approve extremely of ⸺, and its temper,
which will contribute to establish its reputation;
though I do not doubt but he will sometimes be
provoked to sting those who would wield daggers,
if they dared.—Though perhaps ridicule may have
more effect than nettles.—Teach the people to
laugh at incendiaries, and they will hiss, and not
huzza them. Montesquieu’s brief answer to the
critics of his Esprit des Loix, and Voltaire’s Short
Summary of the Nouvelle Eloise, were more felt
and tasted than regular confutations, and are oftener
resumed; for the world does not supply readers
enough for the daily mass of new publications: it
must expect to be diverted, I mean at times, for it
has not quick digestion enough to feed long on
solid food only. Nay, men who have sense to
comprehend sound reasoning, are too few and too
sedate to trumpet the reputation of grave authors;
and by pronouncing just and temperate judgments,
(for such men do not exaggerate,) they excite no
curiosity in the herd of idle readers. The deepest
works that have become standards, owe their characters
to length of time; but periodic publications
must make rapid impression, or are shoved aside
by their own tribe; and to acquire popularity, must
gain noisy voices to their side. This is not the
most eligible; but as the object of the ⸺ is to
serve his country by stemming error, and exposing
its apostles, the favour of the multitude must be
gained, and it is necessary to tickle them before
they will bite.
I am, Dear Sir,
Yours most sincerely,
⸺.
Lord ⸺ retained, to the latest period of his
life, his vivacity of conversation and powers of
memory. The last anecdote which our Sexagenarian
heard him relate, was his explaining the
reason which induced him to seek for a town residence
in Berkeley-square. In the time of Sir Robert
Walpole it was the established etiquette that
the prime minister returned no visits: it may probably
be so now. But, on his leaving office, Sir
Robert took the earliest opportunity of visiting his
friends; and one morning he happened to pass, for
this purpose, through Berkeley-square, the whole
of which had actually been built whilst he was
minister, and he had never before seen it. He
stopped the coachman, and desired to know where
he was.—This incident alone prevailed upon his
son, Horace, to take the first opportunity which
offered, of purchasing a mansion in this place.
One of his amusements in the latter part of his
life, was to preserve all the seals of the numerous
letters he received, in a china vase, which was
placed upon his writing-table. Once a week he
examined them carefully, and putting aside such as
were remarkable or curious, he destroyed the rest;
and thus, as he observed, he obtained, on easy
terms, a curious collection of antique seals and
gems.
His breakfast service was of very beautiful
Dresden china, which he never would permit any
of the domestics to touch.—He always washed
them, and put them away himself.
His Lordship was applied to in a very complimentary
letter from the late and last King of Poland,
for a set of his Anecdotes of Painting. It
was not till this occasion presented itself, that he
had any idea of the scarcity or value of the books,
which he printed at Strawberry Hill.
The only copy he had was interleaved, and full
of marginal notes, additions, and corrections. He
would often good humouredly relate the extreme
difficulty he found in procuring a copy of the
work, suitable, as to condition, to the rank of the
Royal petitioner for it, as well as the chagrin he experienced
in being obliged to purchase it at the
enormous price of forty guineas.
The only classical work Lord ⸺ printed,
was a beautiful edition of Lucan. The proof
sheets were corrected by Cumberland, and considerable
pains were bestowed upon it; nevertheless,
though exceedingly scarce, and of high price, it is
in no very great estimation for its accuracy.
His establishment at his villa was not very
splendid; nor had his Lordship a very high character
for hospitality. It was facetiously said
by an author, who went to dine at ⸺,
on invitation, that he returned as he went—exceedingly
hungry. He had, however, his gala days,
when splendour went hand in hand with plenty.
But his servants were on board-wages; and when
alone, his Lordship lived on the very humblest
fare, drinking only water. He was a dreadful
martyr to the gout, and the chalk-stones on his
fingers were distressing to see: he held his pen with
difficulty between his first and second finger. On the
first symptoms of the approach of gout, he plunged
his feet into cold water—by many thought a most
desperate experiment, but from which he, of
course, either received benefit, or conceived that
he did.
He was, in the truest sense of the word, a perfect
courtier. He was consummately insincere;
and would compliment and flatter those in conversation,
whom, in his correspondence, he sneered at
and abused. This was, in a more particular manner,
the case with some literary acquaintances, who,
when he wanted their aid and information in the
prosecution of any pursuit, were ostensibly very
high indeed in his esteem; but, when he had
got all he wanted, were either noticed with coldness,
or made objects of his ridicule and contempt.
This was remarkably the fact with respect to Richard
Gough, and Cole of Milton.
He was accustomed to speak of those admirable
specimens of satire, the Baviad and Mæviad, in
terms of rapture: his expression was, “it is so
soothing.” At the same time, more than one of
the objects of that satire were among his “dearest
friends,” and complimented by him on their poetic
talents.
On the first appearance of Dr. Darwin’s celebrated
poem on “The Loves of the Plants,” he
was extravagant in his commendation of it—“we
had seen nothing equal to it since the time of
Pope.” His Lordship’s admiration of it cooled
afterwards. He certainly had an elegant taste for
poetry; and his smaller compositions of this kind,
are models in their way. He had no great extent
of capacity, and very little learning; but he
was undoubtedly a most entertaining companion,
and a very polished and accomplished gentleman.—So
much for H. W.
CHAPTER XLV. — Lord L⸺.
Tu procerum de stirpe solus prægressus et ipsos,
Unde genus claræ nobilitatis erat,
Ore decens, bonus ingenio, facundus—et omni
Dexteritate vigens.
As the reader has been introduced among the
nobility, it may be permitted to linger with them a
little longer, and pay a tribute of respect, esteem,
and gratitude to one nobleman, who was learned
himself, and a real friend and patron of learning in
others.—Such was Lord L.
This appears no unsuitable opportunity of
making mention of an Opus Magnum, in which the
Sexagenarian was very materially concerned, and
which, as well it might, had the countenance of the
Nobleman of whom mention is about to be made,
and of every other real friend of the constitution of
his country in church and state.
There was a time in England, and a dire time
it was, when the contagion of the French revolution
had so infected our purer atmosphere, that the disloyal,
ill-designing, and more profligate part of the
community, dared to use the language of violence,
and of menace, to overawe and intimidate those
whose sentiments they knew to be adverse to their
own; who had the presumption to prophesy, that
“church and state prejudices were coming to a
speedy issue in this country;” who had the insolence
to use all their efforts to check and suppress
the circulation of what the honest advocates of
truth and order, wrote and published in vindication
of their principles; and even proceeded so far as
to hold out threats to the individuals themselves,
whom they affected, with equal absurdity and impertinence,
to denominate “Alarmists.”
A sevenfold shield was wanted, beneath the protection
of which, the insidious and poisonous darts
of the assailants might be repelled, and the weapons
of those who fought for the good old cause,
might be wielded with boldness and due effect.
Before this, the channels of communication with
the public were preoccupied by a faction; the pure
streams of truth were either obstructed in their
progress, or contaminated in the very source; the
representations exhibited of things as they actually
were, by the faithful pencils of loyalty and true
patriotism, were misrepresented, defaced, defamed,
ridiculed, and treated with every mark of ignominy.
This powerful shield was at length produced;
it was formed with no ordinary skill and labour,
and proved of no common strength. From this
auspicious moment, matters began to assume a
very different aspect. Religion and loyalty were
enabled to defy, and to rise victorious over infidelity
and anarchy. The strong clear voice of truth
was heard, and virtue triumphed.
The subject is seducing; and memory lingers
with pride and fondness on the eventful period.
Public gratitude followed the manifestation of public
benefit. The individuals who most distinguished
themselves in the effectual extension of this shield,
as well as by the ardour, and fortitude, and dexterity
with which they used the weapons entrusted
to them by their country, were not suffered to go
without their reward. But the most grateful of
all distinctions, were the praises of such men as
the venerable Archbishop Moore; the protection,
and countenance, and friendship of a Pitt, of
Bishops Barrington, Porteus, Tomline; the courtesies
of a Windham; and the friendship of a
Loughborough.
Of political connections, prejudices, and pursuits,
it is not here intended to say any more—to
do so, would open far too wide a field; yet one
remark ought to be made with respect to this Noble
Lord, that he was not the less reluctant to serve a
man of learning, from the circumstance of his
differing in opinion materially from himself, on
certain political questions of great magnitude.
For example, nothing is more notorious than the
warm, strenuous, and active part which Lord
Loughborough took against Mr. Hastings; yet he
not only endured, but admitted to his table, and, in
some degree, to his confidence, those who he
well knew had been zealous advocates of that illustrious
person—had spoken, written, and, if we may
so say, had fought in his behalf. Other instances
might be adduced.
Perhaps he is the only Lord Chancellor, at least
of modern times, who gave preferment to literary
men, merely as such, and with no other introduction
or recommendation than the merit of their
publications. His predecessor, Thurlow, had the
character of being friendly to literary men; but
there is no example on record of his having acted
with similar, and, if the expression be warranted,
with such disinterested liberality, with the exception,
perhaps, of Bishop Horsley alone. He gave,
indeed, to ⸺, the translator of Æschylus, a prebendal
stall in the Cathedral Church of Norwich;
but this gentleman had the additional claim of
having been his school-fellow, at the very seminary
of which he was afterwards master, namely, S⸺,
in Norfolk. Even on this occasion, he did not act
very graciously.
Mr. P. on receiving notice of the favour intended
for him, immediately came to town, to make
personal acknowledgments of his gratitude. He
called several times at Thurlow’s house, but could
never obtain admission; at length, he applied to
his friend and neighbour, Sir John, afterwards Lord
Wodehouse, and begged of him to see the Chancellor
in the House of Peers, and ask when he
might have the honour of waiting upon his Lordship,
as he had been some days in town, and was
anxious to return. Sir John accordingly did this,
when the only answer he received was, “Let him
go home again, I want none of his Norfolk bows.”
The manners of Lord Loughborough, on the
contrary, were conciliating and agreeable, and there
was a kindness in his manner of granting a favour,
which greatly enhanced its value. He would often
say, when he gave away preferment, and more particularly
to those whose merit was their only recommendation
to him, “Go to my Secretary, and
desire him to prepare the presentation for my Fiat
immediately; or I shall have some Duke or great
man make application, whom I shall not be able to
refuse.”
He was also particularly desirous of so giving
his preferment away, that, if practicable, the parishioners
themselves might be satisfied. More
than once, he has disappointed friends for whom he
intended to provide, in consequence of petitions
from parishioners, in favour of some meritorious
curate.
He was remarkably acute in discerning characters,
and in appreciating the justice of the pretensions
to literary reputation of those who were introduced
to him. No work of particular eminence
appeared, without his desiring to know the
author, if he was not already acquainted with him;
and when in the enjoyment of his exalted office,
would often deny himself to individuals of high
rank, and prefer spending the evening in social
conversation with literary friends. He was very
fond of theatrical exhibitions, and more particularly
so of Mrs. Siddons; his conversation on such
subjects, at his own table, was particularly lively,
and indicative of a refined taste and sound judgment.
He was very curious also, with respect to all new
publications of voyages and travels; but was much
inclined to exercise a scrutinizing jealousy and suspicion
on the subject of their accuracy. He knew
Bruce well, and respected him; but often indulged
in a good humoured laughter at some of the more
wonderful parts of his narrative. He discovered
much anxiety and curiosity when Park’s Travels
first appeared; but as it was universally known
that Bryan Edwards had a principal share in the
arrangement and composition of that work, he
without reserve expressed some doubts on certain
passages.
Our Sexagenarian was once reading to him from
Park’s book the following paragraph:
“My guide, who was a little way before me,
wheeled his horse round in a moment, calling out
something in the Foulah language, which I did not
understand. I enquired in Mandingo what be
meant.—Wara billi, billi! a very large lion, said
he; and made signs for me to ride away. But my
horse was too much fatigued, so we rode slowly
past the bush from which the animal had given us
the alarm. Not seeing any thing myself, however,
I thought my guide had been mistaken, when the
Foulah suddenly put his hand to his mouth, exclaiming,
Soubah an allahi! God preserve us! and
to my great surprise, I then perceived a large red
lion at a short distance from the bush, with his head
couched between his fore-paws.”
On hearing this last part of the sentence, Lord
Loughborough laughed heartily, and exclaimed with
good humour, “I suppose it was the Red Lion of
Brentford.”
He had once a poor scholar at his table, who,
among various things, had published some which
were acceptable to his Lordship. He introduced
the subject of the author’s different works, and,
addressing him, observed, “I liked such a book of
yours exceedingly—it did you much credit; but
what could possibly induce you to print ⸺” here
he named another book. The guest bowed, and
merely replied, “Res angusta domi.” Lord Loughborough
replied, “I am perfectly satisfied with
your answer.”
It has, however, been imputed to Lord Loughborough,
that he gave the literary men whom he
distinguished, a mouthful only; and did not, even
with respect to the few for whom he professed the
greatest esteem and regard, make any efforts to
raise them to the more elevated honours of their
profession. There may be some truth in this, and
more particularly so, as to one individual, who enjoyed,
very deservedly, much of his society and
friendship. Thurlow certainly did not lose sight
of Horsley till he saw him seated upon the Episcopal
bench. But at that period, the public attention
was much directed to the controversy between
Priestley and Dr. Horsley: it was well known that
Thurlow hated Priestley from the bottom of his
heart; and, indeed, whatever he might be practically
himself, he on all occasions manifested a consistent
determination to support the Established
Church. He was familiarly acquainted with Beaufoy,
the Member for Yarmouth, in Norfolk, who
was known to be a strict Dissenter, and the conversation
one day turning on the subject of religion,
he said to Beaufoy, “I would support your d⸺d
religion, if it was that of the state.”
Beaufoy ought to have known him better; but
having had a Yarmouth Clergyman very particularly
recommended to him by his Norfolk Constituents,
he thought he could not more effectually
promote his clients’ interest, than by introducing
him to Thurlow, with whom he was going to dine.
The scheme, however, failed altogether; for after
the first salutations, Thurlow turned to Beaufoy,
and asked him why he brought his d⸺d parson
to him.
The contrast between such rude and unfeeling
abruptness, and the courteous and conciliating
manners of Lord Loughborough, is particularly
striking. The latter always received the humblest
clergyman with graciousness and affability, and has
often been heard to lament that his situation as
Chancellor was very painful to him, from his
being perpetually compelled to refuse petitions
which had the strongest claims on his humanity.
He would facetiously observe, that his greater
livings gave him no trouble; their designation was
either anticipated, or easily determined. But for
his smaller livings, he had always a multitude of
applications, and seldom or ever one, without
“seven or eight small children at the end of it.”
This tribute of gratitude and sincere attachment,
is most willingly rendered to a man, who,
whatever might be his failings in the opinion of his
political adversaries, must have had the unqualified
praise of all, for acuteness, sagacity, and for all the
best powers of intellect. He was also a most polished
gentleman; he bore his high honours without
insolence, and without oppressing his inferiors by
an affected condescension, conciliating all who approached
him by his affability and graciousness of
manner.
CHAPTER XLVI. — Eminent Physicians. — The P⸺s.
Asclapone medico, usus sum valde familiariter, ejusque
cum consuetudo mihi jucunda fuit, tum ars etiam, quam
sum expertus in valetudine meorum. In qua mihi cum ipsa
scientia, tum etiam fidelitate, benevolentiaque satisfecit.—Hunc
igitur tibi commendo. Oh si intelligat diligenter me
scripsisse de sese. Erit mihi vehementer gratum.
The manuscript of our friend next introduces
another class of society; different indeed from that
of the Nobility, but no less estimable, nor at all
less valuable. It may indeed admit of a question,
whether, as far as literary men are interested, the
warmest, truest, and kindest friends are not to be
found amongst the professors of medicine. They
are enlightened themselves; they owe their success
to talent, cultivated by labour, and improved by
experience. To be accomplished in their art, they
must necessarily be studious, addicted to science,
and proficients in the more elegant arts. They
must consequently have a general sympathy with all
who are engaged in scholastic pursuits; and it is
manifest that they have, for there are very few instances
in which, when called upon, their advice is
not, when the occasion justifies it, promptly and
gratuitously communicated, and, very often, assistance
given of a more extensive and substantial
nature.
Among those who were personally known to our
Sexagenary, and who individually deserve the above
tribute of esteem and commendation bestowed on
the profession, were the late Dr. H. Dr. W. P.
Drs. M. (father and son), Sir G. B. Dr. W.
Dr. D. P. Dr. B. Dr. A. J. H. A. C. Sir E. H.
and a long list of names besides, who were, and
perhaps are, an ornament to the profession, and
a common benefit to society.
The benevolence of Dr. H. was proverbial, long
before his death; so was that of Dr. W. P. and of
many others. Sir G. B. was the warm and zealous
patron of Porson; and it probably was not
his fault, that he did not through life, continue his
friendly countenance. Some of these worthies deserve
more particular and circumstantial notice, and
they shall have it. To begin with
This ancient and truly amiable family were long
resident in the county of Fife. D. P. the brother
of Dr. W. P. and father of Dr. D. was a Minister
of the Church of Scotland, and for more than fifty
years presided over the Church of Dysart, where
he was a most exemplary parish priest, and universally
beloved, for he was indeed the father of
his flock.
His original destination was the profession of
medicine, and he had visited foreign countries with
such intention; but he afterwards went into the
church, and officiated among his parishioners both
as pastor and physician. He was a man of extraordinary
abilities, possessed much wit and humour,
and was indeed remarkable for the variety
of his talents. He had a very fine person, and
the most agreeable and amiable manners.
One of his brothers went into the army. Poor
Major P.! he lost his life at the age of fifty-two,
at the unfortunate battle of Bunker’s Hill, where
he commanded the corps of marines. When he
fell, every man of those whom he commanded cried
out, “We have lost our father!” He was carried
off the field on the shoulders of his son.
His next brother, Dr. W. P. was, as is well
known, very high in the profession of physic. Perhaps
it may be asserted without fear of dispute or
contradiction, that a more excellent and benevolent
character never existed. On the melancholy death
of his brother, the Major, he instantly became the
father of his children: notus in fratrem animi paterni.—He
was, in every respect, their protector,
their guardian, and their friend.
The fate of the Major’s family was somewhat
singular. Mrs. P. the mother of Dr. David P.
lived to a very advanced age, and survived five
sons. Of these, four reached manhood, and all
obtained credit in their several professions.
One of them was in the navy, and Lieutenant
of the Aurora frigate, which was lost in her passage
to the East Indies, having on board many distinguished
personages, and among them the Judges,
Mr. Vansittart, Mr. Scroften, &c. Two more were
in the army, both of whom certainly died in consequence
of fatigues and hardships suffered in
America.
Of Dr. D. P. a great deal more is to be said.
D. P. was the eldest son of Major P. and was
brought up in the High School, at Edinburgh,
whither his mother removed after the death of her
husband. He there got great credit; and Mr.
French, the master under whose instruction he
went through the first four classes, ever retained
the sincerest attachment to him. When he left
school, he removed to the University of Glasgow,
where he continued for a number of years. From
Glasgow he again revisited Edinburgh, where, for
some time, he attended lectures. From Edinburgh
he proceeded to Cambridge, and was a member of
Benet College. On taking his degree, he went to
London, and became an inmate in the house of his
uncle, Dr. W. P. After the death of his protector,
he progressively rose to the eminence and
fortune which his abilities deserved, and which,
from a very early period, they promised. Unfortunately,
and at the very period when his practice
was almost as extensive as it well could be, he ruptured
a blood vessel in the lungs, and, for the benefit
of a milder climate, proceeded to Lisbon. Here he
continued for two years, but, though he returned
convalescent, he deemed it expedient and necessary
to circumscribe his practice, and, indeed, almost altogether
to limit it to the families of his older friends
and connections, which alone were sufficiently numerous.
The reputation, however, which he universally
obtained for sagacity and sound judgment,
compelled him, in a manner, gradually to extend
his circle, when, alas! his career was lamentably
shortened. He was constitutionally subject to sore
throat, and generally slept with leeches by his side,
to be ready to apply in case of any unfavourable
symptoms. But, at a moment when his friends
and he himself thought his health effectually restored,
and he was again rising fast to the very
head of his profession, he complained of a soreness
in his throat. He thought very slightly of it
at first, but, though attended by Dr. Baillie and
Sir Everard Home, both of whom were attached to
him by the strongest possible ties of esteem and
friendship, in three days he was a corpse.
There seems to have been some misapprehension
of his case; and perhaps his own suggestion on
the subject of his malady, written by himself with
a pencil, when he was unable to speak, might
not receive the attention it deserved. Be this as it
may, nothing could exceed the grief of those who
attended him, at the loss of one who, for a long
series of years, had been their counsellor, their
companion, and their friend.
What opinion his medical friends entertained of
his professional skill, may best be seen by the tribute
of esteem and respect paid to his memory by
Dr. William Heberden, in one of the best Harveian
orations ever delivered at the College.
In one year the world was deprived of the skill
and sagacity of Dr. John Hunter and Dr. David
Pitcairn, which Dr. Heberden thus emphatically
deplores:
“Quibus autem lamentis, quo luctu Te Huntere,
et te Pitcairne prosequemur? quos vigentes
adhuc mors occupavit, atque ambos unus annus
nobis eripuit? Cognitione, prudentia, moderatione
animi prope æquales fuerunt. Fama quoque
utrique par, sed alia alii. Alter militiæ, domi alter
clarus factus est.
“Quod si Hunterus in castris et infamibus Indiæ
Occidentalis locis, magna medendi diligentia
celebritatem consecutus sit, non minus Pitcairnus
de patria bene meritus est, qui Valetudinario Sancti
Bartolomæi plures annos singulari laude præfuit:
in quo pauperes pene innumerabiles cura sublevavit,
multosque discipulos præceptis ex re natis, ad
medicinam faciendam optimè instituit. Nam fuit
in illo gravitas et autoritas quanta magistrum decet,
simul gratia et probitas quibus discentium animos
mire ad se allexit.
“Postea relictis publicis muneribus cum ad privata
totum se converterat, inter summi ordinis
ægros occupatissimus vixit, donec adversa valetudo
ut sibi caveret, monuisset. Tum sine mora Ulyssiponem
se subduxit, ubi otium perinde ac salutem
reciperet. Inde ut rediit, paucos modo curare constituit,
neque ut antea, mediis negotiorum fluctibus
se implicari sivit. Medicinam tamen adhuc
exercebat, crescente etiam ætate vegetior factus, cum
hominem temperantem, summum medicum, tantus
improviso morbus oppresserit, ut præclusis inflammatione
et tumore faucibus, vix diem unum atque
alterum superesset Lugeamus amici sortem humanam!
lugeamus socios amissos! vel potius
eorum sic meminerimus ut quotiescumque de clarissimis
et beatissimis viris cogitemus, nosmetipsos
ad virtutem accendere, et ad omnem fortunam paratiores
præstare videamur.”
There could not possibly be given a more accurate,
or more faithful portraiture of the man, than
is exhibited in the above truly classical extract:
of his professional knowledge, skill, and sagacity,
it cannot, therefore, be necessary to add a syllable.
But be it permitted to one of those who knew him
in the recesses of private life, with no ordinary intimacy,
for almost forty years, to add yet a few
sentences more. If he had not been precisely the
character he was, he would not have resembled
those from whom he descended. He was of the
same family as the celebrated Dr. Archibald Pitcairn,
the wit, the scholar, and the poet. Perhaps
he never wrote any thing with the view of publication;
but he very easily might, for his knowledge
was extensive, his discernment acute, his judgment
profound. He employed every leisure hour in
reading, and was more particularly fond of voyages
and travels. He was familiarly acquainted
with the modern languages, but these, with numerous
other endowments, entitled him merely to
respect and esteem; but all who knew him intimately,
and enjoyed the benefit and happiness of
his friendship, loved him with no common affection.
More particularly did he merit the application
of the motto applied to the picture of his
uncle, Dr. William Pitcairn; for a more generous,
affectionate, kind-hearted brother never existed:
truly might he be said to be “notus in fratres et sorores
animi paterni.” He was occasionally warm in
his temper; but in domestic society, gentle, amiable,
facetious, and very much enjoying conversations in
which wit, humour, and vivacity predominated.
In the most disinterested manner, and with the
greatest promptitude, he attended his more intimate
friends, their children, and children’s children.
Nor was he always contented with thus benevolently
giving them his valuable time; in matters
of particular urgency and exigence, his purse was
equally at their service. Indeed, his generosity and
kindness to those whom he knew, or thought, to be
in need of his assistance, rendered his fortune far
less considerable, than his very extensive and successful
practice, might be presumed to have accumulated.
Farewell, Pitcairn! May the turf lie lightly on
your ashes. This tribute is not paid without great
mental emotion in the writer, arising from the combined
feelings of sorrow, affection, esteem and gratitude.
Και τουτο γουν σοι προσφερω πανυστατως
Ηδη προσεγγισασ’ αθταις ᾳδου πυλαις.
CHAPTER XLVII. — Dr. B⸺e.
O Demea isthuc est sapere, non quod ante pedes modo
est videre, sed etiam illa quæ futura sunt, prospicere.
The transition seems easy, and, indeed, in a
manner natural, from Dr. David P⸺ to
Both of them rose to the very height of their
profession, by the exercise of similar talents, and
distinguished by similar endowments. It might,
indeed, be said of them, that they were “pene
gemelli, neque in ulla re valde dissimiles.” Both
were remarkable for a strenuous diligence in accomplishing
themselves in their profession; both were
eminently gifted with strong sense, sound judgment,
acute discrimination, and patient investigation.—They
were, moreover, intimate from very early life,
Dr. David P⸺ being accustomed to spend much
of his time, when very young, with the Rev. J. B.
father of Dr. M. B. who was Minister of Bothwell,
in the county of Lanark; he was afterwards Professor
of Divinity in the University of Glasgow.
Dr. M. B.’s mother was the sister of Dr. W. H.
the Physician, who founded the Museum well
known by his name; the unfortunate removal of
which from the metropolis of England to Glasgow,
furnishes incessant matter of regret to students of
every denomination. This untoward circumstance
is said principally to have been occasioned by the
inadvertence or neglect of Lord North, when Prime
Minister—a very culpable neglect, surely. It is
affirmed, and generally believed, for it remains uncontradicted,
that Dr. William Hunter would have
presented this most rich, extensive, and valuable
collection of manuscripts, books, coins, medals,
subjects of natural history, anatomical preparations,
&c. &c. to this nation, if the Minister would have
given him, in any part of London, a space of
ground large enough for the erection of a Museum
to be called after his name. This was either neglected,
forgotten, or refused. The consequence
was, that Dr. H. after directing it to be preserved
for the period of thirty years in its original situation,
bequeathed it finally to the University of
Glasgow, whither it has, long since, been removed,
and where it may be said, without any disparagement
of those who possess it, that its use is more
circumscribed, and, of consequence, its value less
extensive and important.
The management and superintendence of this
Museum and its contents, for the period limited in
the will, was assigned by Dr. Hunter to his nephew,
Dr. Baillie, to Dr. David Pitcairn, and Dr. Combe,
who were in common, and, as it were, with one
feeling, most kind and liberal in the accommodation
they afforded to literary men; and sometimes,
more particularly on a Sunday, might be seen
assembled at the Museum, foreigners of distinction,
eminent also for their learning, with some of the
most illustrious philosophers and scholars of our
own country.
Here Dr. B. resided, remarkable for his affability
to all strangers who were introduced to him, and,
as ever afterwards, conspicuously eminent for
sound, good sense, and extensive information.
It is believed, that previously to his coming to
England, he received his first rudiments of education
at the High School of Edinburgh; so that
every circumstance and period of their lives had a
natural tendency to confirm and cement the intimacy
between him and Dr. David Pitcairn.
Dr. B⸺ afterwards became a member of
Baliol College, Oxford. And here let us indulge a
good-humoured smile of wonder, in which the
Doctor himself would hardly disdain to join; that,
notwithstanding his early introduction into this
country, his familiar and continual intercourse
with the most polished and enlightened Englishmen,
he ever and strongly retained the dialect of
his native land.
Connected with Dr. Hunter’s Museum, in Great
Windmill-street, was a Theatre of Anatomy, where
Dr. ⸺ gave lectures, which were the delight
and admiration of all who attended them. Perhaps
this truly eminent and amiable man would
not be offended at the suggestion, that the declension
of his friend P⸺’s health, and his unavoidable
removal to Portugal, laid the first foundation
of his fame, and opened the path to that
extraordinary eminence which he has since attained.
One thing is very certain, that at the period when
P⸺’s reputation was at the highest, and his
practice almost without limit, Dr. B⸺ was rather
known and esteemed as a skilful anatomist, than
consulted as a physician. P⸺, however, who
well knew and properly estimated his value, always
and strongly recommended him, when circumstances
prevented his own personal attendance; and still
more particularly, when he left his practice and
country, for change of atmosphere at Lisbon.
With his subsequent situation all are acquainted;
and, if he lives[4], may he long enjoy the successful
eminence which his merit has attained. In one
thing he strictly followed the steps of his friend and
predecessor; notwithstanding his very extensive and
most lucrative practice, he was as prompt as when
his business was circumscribed in a small and narrow
circle, to attend to the necessities and sufferings
of his friends. He also appropriated some portion
of his valuable time to the distresses of the poor.
Though his fatigue was incessant, and more particularly
so, since the ever to be lamented indisposition
of the Sovereign; and though, as he said of
himself facetiously, “I lead the life of a dog,” he
is very abstemious, and never exceeds his pint of
claret.
If the writer were to indulge the strong propensities
of his mind with regard to this eminent
personage, many pages might easily be filled.
Those, indeed, were halcyon days, before the
Doctor “led the life of a dog,” and when he condescended
to share the frugal and humble repasts of
an obscure author, which however, he enlivened by
his good humour, and enriched by his abundant
information upon all subjects.
The subject of this article, if he ever should peruse
it, is affectionately entreated to forgive a little, but
very pardonable instance of nationality, of a nature
very general indeed, and therefore implying no individual
infirmity.
It had been remarked in the vivacity of conversation,
that the Scotch were so jealous of literary
superiority, that they would not allow it in any
branch of science to an Englishman; and that if a
proficient in chemistry, natural philosophy, mathematics,
Greek, or Latin were named, being a native
of any other country than Scotland, if a Scotchman
were present, he would immediately name one of
his own countrymen as his superior. This was discussed
with a good deal of pleasantry on all sides,
when, after the introduction of other matters, the
subject of Greek was started by one of the company;
upon which, a friend of Professor Porson
observed, that he believed it to be universally acknowledged
that Porson was, without competition,
the first Greek scholar in Europe. Our excellent
friend would by no means acknowledge this, but
affirmed that Mr. Professor ⸺, of Glasgow, was
fully qualified to dispute the palm with Porson.—The
consequence of the remark was, a general
and good-humoured laugh at the Doctor’s nationality.
There can be no harm in saying a word or two
of E. H. perhaps the most sagacious and most
skilful, certainly the most philosophical, of our
surgeons.
He was the son of a Mr. H. who was a surgeon
in the army. His mother’s name was H⸺n;
he was educated at Westminster School, and on
leaving it, went to reside with his brother-in-law,
the celebrated J. H.; from him he derived not only
his surgical knowledge, but his ardour for original
investigation. But he resided for some time in the
family of Sir Archibald Campbell, in the West
Indies, to which region he went, as an army surgeon.
His success in his profession has been deservedly
as great as could have been imagined by
others, or expected by himself.—Honour and
affluence have crowned his diligence.
He married a very amiable widow, by whom he
had several children.
He has a roughness of manner externally, which
is forbidding, and has offended many, but beneath,
he has a heart alive to the warmest feelings
of friendship; and there are a great many who
have known him from his boyish days, who continue
most sincerely and affectionately attached to
him.
In his professional character he has been invariably
kind and liberal, frequently having put himself
to great inconvenience, and certain loss of the fair
advantages of his situation, to sooth the sufferings
of friends, and whole families of friends, by the interposition
of his sagacity and skill.
If every medical personage were specifically introduced,
who was familiarly known to the writer,
and respected by him, either for their literary distinction,
professional merit, or social qualities, the
catalogue would be very long indeed, and the work
extended to an undue length. The list would contain,
besides the names already mentioned, a great
many others;—of the late most ingenious John
Hunter, Sir William John Fordyce, Sir Lucas
Pepys, Dr. Reynolds, Dr. Creighton, who afterwards
went to Russia, Dr. Pelham Warren, Drs.
Monro, father and son, Dr. Bland, Dr. Taylor, of
Reading, Dr. Cruickshanks, &c. &c.
Private friendship pauses awhile, to pay a well
deserved tribute to Dr. A⸺e.
He was educated either in Cumberland or Westmorland,
from whence he removed to Trinity College,
Cambridge, where he so eminently distinguished
himself, that he was the senior wrangler of his
year.
Talents and judgment like his could not fail of
succeeding in the metropolis; and accordingly,
it appears that when our Sexagenarian left it, he
was progressively ascending to the very height of
his profession, and it could not be easy to determine
whether he was more entitled to esteem for
his professional, or to affection for his amiable
and social qualities. There is no situation which
Dr. A. would not have improved and adorned, his
knowledge being so various, his information and his
judgment so profound. But he was peculiarly qualified
for that in which he became deservedly eminent.
He discriminated the peculiarity of a case with extraordinary
promptitude, and he acted with corresponding
decision. Human sagacity is liable to error, the
most perfect of human wisdom is oftentimes deceived
and misled. This was seldom the case with
him of whom we are speaking, nor is there a single
memorable instance on record, marked by the failure
of his comprehension, in the injury sustained
by his misapprehension of the case which required
his deliberation. Be this as it may, his assiduous
attention, his kindness, his sympathy, when private
friendship called for his interposition, demands
a more extended panegyric than it is compatible
with the object of this work to bestow.
CHAPTER XLVIII. — Mrs. H⸺.
Sur ce vaste sujet si j’allois tout tracer
Tu verrois sous ma main des tomes s’amasser.
It will somewhat and perhaps not disagreeably
diversify the narrative, if we here insert a section
from the manuscript, composed evidently with
some pains, but wholly detached from every thing
else. This is a brief account of females, distinguished
by their love of, or proficiency in, literature,
to whom, in a protracted series of years, our
Sexagenarian was introduced.
(Loquitur amicus noster.)
To such ladies the appellation of “Blue Stocking”
has been frequently and contemptuously, though
impertinently applied. Among these personages,
many were or are ornaments to society, patterns
to the rising generation as christians, parents, and
friends, endowed with the most amiable virtues and
excellent accomplishments. The first, indeed, of
whom mention will be made, may not, perhaps,
deserve a place in the above distinguished and meritorious
class, but she was a most extraordinary
character, and excited, from the eccentricities of
her conduct and manners, much curiosity and attention
from her contemporaries. This person
was—
She was the sister of John Wilkes, of famous
memory, had a large portion of his intellectual endowments,
and was very little his inferior in vivacity,
humour, and wit. She was married first to
an opulent merchant, who was succeeded in his
business by his head clerk, Mr. Hayley, whose
fortunes were made by his obtaining the hand of the
widow. He was afterwards Alderman Hayley, and
was a near relation of Hayley, the poet. He was
a plain, sensible, good sort of man, wholly absorbed
in commercial pursuits, and soon found
it expedient, for the sake of a quiet life, to suffer
his cara sposa to do as she liked. She was exceedingly
well informed, had read a great deal,
possessed a fine taste, and, with respect to literary
merit, considerable judgment. She accordingly
sought, with much avidity, the society of those who
were distinguished in the world by their talents and
their writings. When the expression of those is
used, it must be understood to apply to men only,
for on all occasions she was at no pains to conceal
her contemptuous opinion of her own sex; and it
was no uncommon thing to see her at table, surrounded
with ten or twelve eminent men, without a
single female.
She had great conversation talents, and unfortunately,
like her brother, she seldom permitted any
ideas of religion, or even of delicacy, to impose a
restraint upon her observations.
Her disregard of propriety was also and conspicuously
manifested on other occasions. She invariably
attended all the more remarkable trials at
the Old Bailey, where she regularly had a certain
place reserved for her. When the discussion or
trial was of such a nature, that decorum, and indeed
the Judges themselves, desired women to
withdraw, she never stirred from her place, but
persisted in remaining to hear the whole, with the
most unmoved and unblushing earnestness of attention.
She every summer made an excursion to such
parts of the kingdom as she had not before visited,
and was always accompanied by a single male
friend, who for a great number of years was an
American gentleman, connected with the house of
Hayley by the ties of mercantile interests. Upon
one occasion, she visited the Highlands with this
gentleman, and though accustomed to a very luxurious
style of living, she submitted to the greatest
privations and hardships in the indulgence of her
curiosity. This indeed was unbounded; it extended
to the manufactories, manners, high and low, and
worse than low, in whatever place she visited.
Her professed object was to see every body, and
every thing, which deserved or excited attention.
The season in which she visited the Highlands
proved moreover to be very wet and tempestuous,
and the character of her mind cannot perhaps be
more accurately delineated, than by an extract of a
letter which she wrote to her brother, John Wilkes,
from Scotland. It began—
“Dear Brother,
“The rain has been and still is so incessant,
that I have serious intentions of constructing another
ark, into which, however, I shall be exceedingly
scrupulous whom I admit. As I know your
particular taste, I shall have a cabin for your use,
fitted up and adorned with scripture and other
prints. But I will on no consideration whatever
suffer any unclean animals to enter; for example,
nothing shall prevail upon me to admit either Scotch
men or Scotch women,” &c. &c.
The whole of the epistle was of the same strain
and character, full of wit, humour, and ingenious
(however unjust) raillery.
She had a house after her husband’s death, and
perhaps before, at Bromley; the measured distance
of which from her town residence in Great Alifte-street,
Goodman’s-fields, was precisely ten miles.
She had four beautiful black horses, and on entering
her carriage, she never failed to take her watch
in her hand, and her coachman was sure to have a
sorry bout of it, if he exceeded the space of an
hour either going or coming. She had also a strong
predilection for the drama, had a box at each
of the theatres, and generally went from one house
to another. She was most particularly fond of
Shakspeare, and never failed to be present when
any of his plays were represented. She allowed
her coachman but half an hour to drive from Goodman’s-fields
to either theatre. Her remarks on the
performances and performers were ingenious, lively,
pertinent, and just, and very much contributed
to the information and amusement of her company.
She was particularly nice in her carriage, which
was always built in the highest and most expensive
style of fashion, and kept with particular neatness.
She had one day a rich citizen with her in
one of these excursions to or from Bromley, who,
from want of observation or attention, did not perceive
that the glass near which he sate was drawn
up, and he was so thoughtless as to spit upon it.
She indulged in much laughter, and remarked,
that her coachman could not possibly have had
a greater compliment paid to his care of the
glasses.
She had a daughter, who did not appear to be
exempted, by her relationship, from the general,
indeed the universal dislike, or rather contempt,
which she avowed for all her sex.
They were on the very worst terms possible;
and so reluctant was she, on her daughter’s marriage,
to perform the stipulations required by old
H.’s will, that the most harsh and rigorous proceedings
were found unavoidably necessary, and
she was arrested on a Saturday night on coming
from the play, when she had thousands at her command,
and detained, with her male friend, who
always accompanied her, in a spunging-house, till
the Monday morning.
In the end she served this same gentleman
a most slippery trick. He was a native of
Nantucket, and as Mr. H.’s commercial connections
were principally in America, he was one of
their most intimate and valuable correspondents.
On coming to England, he took up his residence
in H.’s house, and on his death, undertook the
conduct of the great and extensive concern for the
widow. He was her most intimate counsellor,
confidant, and friend, embarked his fortunes with
her’s, attended her every where, and on every occasion,
and was in all respects the master of her
house, and director of her family. At the conclusion
of the American war, it was found expedient
that some confidential person should go over to
America, to see after the property still remaining
in that country, and which was not much less in
value than a hundred thousand pounds. Mr. R⸺
offered himself for the purpose. The lady’s attachment
to him was so strong, that she determined not
to part with him, and resolved to accompany him.
Before they embarked, it was determined, on consultation,
that they should be married, and the
Archbishop’s license was accordingly obtained.
From some cause or other, the solemnization was
deferred, and they mutually covenanted that it
should take place on their arrival in America.
They accordingly set sail lovingly together. When
they got to America, they were much noticed, and
feasted, and were hospitably received, even by General
Washington himself, and the most considerable
persons of the country. Still the marriage was
not solemnized. Almost the first letters which came
out from England, brought the unwelcome information
that the presence of Mrs. H. or her agent and
representative, was indispensably necessary, to secure
the property which was left behind, no less
considerable than that after which they went in
search. The gentleman of whom we are speaking,
voluntarily undertook this mission also; and leaving
his friend and mistress, with the promise, and indeed
determination, to return immediately, and perform
his contract, he appointed a young mercantile
man to transact his business in his absence, and
departed for England.
But mark the waywardness and inconstancy of
some females: he had hardly set foot on British land,
when a packet arrived from a correspondent in
America, with the information, that the lady had
found solitude in that distant part of the globe so
irksome, and indeed so intolerable, that in one
short week after his departure, she had united herself
in indissoluble bonds with the young man
whom he had left as his mercantile representative.
There were no writings, settlements, or contracts,
but one simple deed, stating that the longest liver
should take all the property.
Before the narrative of Mrs. H. is resumed,
the sequel of the fortunes of this disappointed
gentleman, as far as they are known, shall be
added. His grief was probably neither very acute,
nor very permanent; indeed he was already
beginning to feel his situation to be a sort of unmanly
thaldrom: and there can be very little
doubt, that if he had been either pressing or importunate,
he might mutatis mutandis have been the
happy bridegroom in America, rather than the forsaken
lover in England. But he was a man with a
great spirit of enterprize, had seen much of the
world, and was anxious to see more. He had also
some very lofty schemes of mercantile aggrandisement,
particularly with respect to the South Sea
Whale Fishery. He was an exceedingly ingenious
mechanic, and had invented a machine for the more
certain destruction of whales, which had the approbation
of some of our most accomplished mechanics.
With this view, not meeting in this country,
or from our government, the encouragement he
wanted, and the assistance which he asked, he removed
to France.
The French Revolution had commenced, and he
received from the Ruling Powers the most munificent
promises, and so much immediate and effectual
assistance, that by their aid and countenance
he formed one establishment, upon a very large
scale, at Dunkirk, and another at l’Orient. Here,
for some years, he prosecuted his plans with such
success, that he had the fairest prospect of acquiring
the greatest opulence. Unfortunately, one of his
partners at l’Orient, laboured under the suspicion
of being an aristocrat, in the atrocious times of
Robespierre. Suspicion was but another term
with this sanguinary crew, for guilt, and the guillotine
was (to use their abominable jargon) in constant
requisition. This most worthy and excellent
man, with little, perhaps with no form of trial, was
put to death, and his friend and patron, the American,
escaped with life only. All the property
was seized, plundered, or confiscated, and the
whole establishment fell to the ground. Whether
he yet survives, or if he does, in what situation he
remains, was unknown when this was written.
M. R. had great talents, many amiable qualities,
and, in those respects, deserved a far better fate.
Now to return to Mrs. Hayley. The hours of
rapture, even with younger subjects, (votaries at the
Hymeneal shrine) do not always extend beyond the
honeymoon. When a female, approaching to seventy,
leads to the altar a bridegroom who has not
seen thirty, these hours of Elysium seldom continue
quite so long. In a very short interval, a separation
was mutually thought expedient. The lady,
as before observed, had confided everything to the
generosity of her husband, and, with such an allowance
as he thought proper to make her, she took a
very early opportunity of re-crossing the Atlantic;
and after a short residence in London, fixed herself
at Bath, where she passed
CHAPTER XLIX. — Mrs. C⸺. — Mrs. M⸺.
Thy care is fixed, and zealously attends
To fill thy odorous lamp with deeds of light,
And hope that reaps not shame.
Perfectly contrasted to the preceding personage,
in mind, temper, and manners, and gifted
with talents of a better kind, was the individual to
whom a tribute of respect is now about to be
paid.
Mrs. C. was distinguished by every domestic and
every amiable virtue; and though her situation in
life exempted her from the drudgery of minutely
attending to every particular circumstance of a very
large family, yet she paid the strictest attention to
the education of her children, and, at the same
time, found opportunity to cultivate and extend her
taste for literature.
Her maiden name was B. and, as is believed, of
an ancient and most respectable Suffolk family.
She married early in life, Dr. C. a clergyman of
whom mention has before been made, as a man of
considerable learning and abilities, of good fortune,
as well as preferment. In the latter part of his life,
by some negotiation with the Dean and Chapter of
N. he exchanged his living of B. near Norwich,
for that of G. Y. In this place, he spent with
Mrs. C. who survived her husband, the remainder
of an honourable, useful, and amiable life; both
of them distinguished by their great benevolence
and hospitality, both of them conspicuous for their
love of literature, and their kindness to literary
men. All have their failings, but bating that our
friend, the Doctor, was somewhat disputative in
conversation, and rather too prone to entangle himself
and his auditors in the labyrinths of metaphysical
perplexities (for ne’er could he escape that
Stygian gloom, which he still was apt to make darker
by the intermixture of theological subtleties) he
was ever mild, conciliatory, and friendly.
Mrs. C. was the authoress of two novels, one of
which was most successfully published in her lifetime,
under the title of the “Exemplary Mother;”
the name given to the other was, “The Wife, or
Caroline Herbert;” which was printed not long
since under the sanction of one of her surviving
sons.
Both of these publications have merit far beyond
the ordinary run of novels. The first is in a more
particular manner entitled to commendation. It
passed through various editions, and was long a
great favourite with the public. The latter also
exhibits an excellent model for the conduct of a
wife, placed under circumstances which too, far
too frequently, occur in the present condition of
society.
Mr. A. C. who is so great an ornament to the
medical profession, was the eldest son of this excellent
lady. Of him, it must be said in truth and
justice, that, independent of his great sagacity,
judgment, and skill, he is characterized by all the
amiable qualities of his mother. Kind to his friends,
compassionate to the poor, an example of benevolence
to all.
Concerning Mrs. M. the writer does not appear
to have been qualified to say a great deal from personal
knowledge. It is the less necessary, as her
character, accomplishments, and manners, have been
a fertile theme with a great many modern writers.
In conversation she was lively, communicative,
and exceedingly agreeable. She possessed the
highest polish of good breeding, as well indeed she
might, and it was no unpleasant circumstance in
the parties which both frequented, to listen to the
sprightly dialogue concerning times which were
gone by, between Horace Walpole and herself.
Mrs. M. retained the dress of the old school,
which afforded a whimsical contrast to the more
modern habiliments of those females, by whom she
was constantly surrounded.
Every thing about Mrs. E. C. tended to inspire
reverence and esteem.
She possessed dignity without pride, simplicity
without affectation, learning without pedantry, good
breeding without any of its tinsel ornaments. She
received the homage, which by common consent
was on all occasions paid her, with ease and gracefulness;
and she communicated what she knew
(and she knew a great deal indeed) with affability
and good humour, explained what was difficult with
readiness, and never discovered any impatience of
contradiction.
Mrs. C. received unfeigned tributes of admiration
from a great many of the most illustrious
characters of her country, but none paid her more
particular attention than the late honoured and
revered Bishop Porteus. He was an excellent
judge of mental endowments, both natural and acquired;
and it was the esteem which both combined
to conciliate, that rendered her society so grateful
at London-House and at Fulham. She was always
employed on some subject or object of benevolence,
and though her own means of beneficence were circumscribed,
her recommendation and introduction
to the great and powerful had no inconsiderable influence,
and from a long catalogue of meritorious
names, might Mrs. C. reasonably expect (as indeed
she received) the warmest acknowledgments
of gratitude.
But of this illustrious lady it would perhaps be
superfluous to say more. Her literary life and
private character have been communicated to the
public by one eminently qualified to form a due
estimate of their value. But the object, at least
one object of these Memoirs, is to bring to recollection
the distinguished personages of both sexes,
to whom a personal introduction was obtained,
from no other claims or pretensions than an ardent
love and pursuit of learning. The honour of a
not unfrequent meeting with this lady, was too
flattering and too gratifying to be passed over unnoticed
and unacknowledged.
CHAPTER L.
Differ opus livida turba tuum.
With respect to the individual next introduced,
the writer appears to have been conscious how
much delicacy was required, and seems to have
distrusted his own ability in the management of
his subject.
He commences thus:—As the comet is invariably
accompanied by its blazing appendix, so are malignant
envy and the bitterest enmity, everlastingly
found in attendance upon eminent virtue and splendid
talents.
To contemplate these four qualities, virtue and
talent, enmity and envy, in their fullest force and
energy, it is only necessary to take a view of the
life and character of H⸺ M⸺.
If the esteem and friendship of the wise and
good, limited to no gradation of rank or pre-eminence,
denote virtue, piety, and those more amiable
endowments which improve and adorn society, then
may the friends of this excellent female, boldly
claim for her every honourable appellation. At
the same time, it must be reluctantly acknowledged,
that envy has been busily employed in ascribing to
her, various failings and imperfections, much at
variance with the lofty pretensions asserted in her
behalf. Truth, however, unsupported but by itself,
its own firmness, and its own excellence, boldly
defies surmise, insinuation, and falsehood.
With respect to intellectual distinction and superiority,
there can be no occasion for discussion.
The catalogue of H. M.’s works speaks a language
which all comprehend, and whose beauties and
excellence all without hesitation, acknowledge. She
exhibited claims to popular admiration and applause
at a very early period of life, nor has she written
or published any thing which had not the cause of
religion, morality, and virtue, as its immediate and
avowed object. To enumerate them all, with a
concise estimate of the value of each and of the
whole, would be a pleasing occupation, but would
unavoidably extend this narrative beyond the proposed
limits[5]. The last of her labours may perhaps
be pronounced the most extensively important,
and the most generally useful. By much practice,
she has obtained a style which classes her
very high amongst our best writers of English
prose. It is strong without being pedantic, forcible
yet exceedingly perspicuous, elegant but not too
elaborate.
Is it not to be seriously lamented, that an individual,
so endowed, so confessedly entitled to the
applauses of her countrymen, so constantly exercised
for their benefit, and so perpetually engaged
in the most amiable and useful occupations of social
life, should have had active and zealous adversaries,
who have disputed the sincerity of her
piety, and maliciously and injuriously impugned the
accuracy of her conduct? What was termed the
Blagden Controversy, can hardly be forgotten; but
notwithstanding the tricks and artifices which were
made use of, it terminated most highly to her
honour.
Among other stratagems, the following is not the
least curious. One of her great adversaries published
a pamphlet against her, to which he gave the
title of “H. M.’s Controversy on Sunday Schools,”
which drew in many to buy and to read it, thinking
it to be written by her. The book was printed for
Jordan, who was the publisher of the notorious Tom
Paine’s works, and at the end were stitched advertisements
of all the well-known Jacobinical publications.
H. M. has moreover been accused of fanaticism
and jacobinism, of disaffection to church and state.
Now it must be acknowledged to be a little hard,
that an individual should be accused of failing in
those very points and objects, which it has been the
study of a laborious and protracted life, to vindicate
and promote.
How unjust and unfounded these imputations are,
any one may be easily and effectually convinced,
who will be at the pains to examine the edition of
H. M.’s works, published in eight volumes, in 1801.
Let him but pay attention to the story of Fantom,
in the beginning of the fourth volume, or to the
first chapter of the Fashionable World, vol. 6,
with the answer to Dupont, in this same volume,
and he will require no other evidence or argument,
to convince him of the absurdity and falsehood of
such imputations.
Further than this, to impress on the lower classes
of people a reverence for the clergy, this excellent
writer has laboured with no ordinary sedulousness.
This must be obvious from the Fictitious Tales in
the 4th and 5th volumes of the edition above-mentioned,
where a parish minister is almost constantly
introduced as an example of every virtue. It may
be expedient also to refer to “Village Politics,” at
the end of the first volume.
But this discussion apparently leads to the path
which it was determined to avoid. It may therefore
be sufficient to terminate this article, by the
memorandum of our friend, expressed to this effect
in the margin of the manuscript, that he reckoned
(he observes) among the most agreeable circumstances
of his life, his personal introduction to
H. M. He was pleased with the unaffected simplicity
of her manners, the spirit of her conversation,
which, though instructive, was modest and
unobtrusive. He had also the occasional honour
of her correspondence, and he felt justified in
speaking in the highest terms of her knowledge,
sagacity, and judgment.
It ought, however, to be observed, that, during
all the virulent attacks made upon her, in the above-mentioned
controversy, H. M. preserved a dignified
and inviolable silence; never suffering herself to be
provoked into contention with those, who so ardently
desired to involve her in it. By this prudence,
no less than by her real innocence, she
finally obtained the victory.
CHAPTER LI. — Mrs. T⸺.
Non ego illam mihi dotem duco esse quæ dos dicitur
Sed pudicitiam, et pudorem et sedatum Cupidinem.
The next individual to whom our reader is to be
introduced, is a personage of very congenial feelings,
and of similar merits with her who preceded, though
possibly somewhat inferior in ability. But the love
of justice scorns to make invidious discriminations,
where the general claims to approbation are alike,
and universally acknowledged; where they are
founded on the noblest and most generous private
virtues, continually exercised for the good of the
community. Here let it be remembered, (as indeed
it has before been remarked) that regular
and circumstantial biographical sketches are not to
be expected. Had the Sexagenarian survived, he
would in all probability have filled up and compleated
these portraits, of which, unluckily, the
outlines only, are to be found in his notes. Whatever
his ultimate intention might have been, in
their present form they seem only intended to call
his recollection to those, to whom, from a congeniality
of pursuits, an introduction, more or less
familiar, was obtained, in the progress of a literary
life.
Some of these connections and acquaintances
were formed at a house, where, previously to the
calamity of the French Revolution, individuals of
all parties and persuasions, political and religious,
used to meet in easy and agreeable familiarity.
Here were seen Dr. Priestley, Mr. Henley, Dr.
Price, Horne Tooke, Dr. Aikin, Mrs. Barbauld,
Bishop Percy, the venerable Bishop Douglas,
Dr. Gregory, and Mrs. Woolstoncroft, to whom
there could not possibly exist a greater or more
striking contrast than the immediate subject of this
article.
The master of this house (there is no occasion
to designate him by name) was a very austere and
rigid dissenter of the old school, but friendly
to literary men, and on all occasions ready to
assist in the promotion of their literary views. The
commencement and progress of the French Revolution
seemed to be a signal for the dissolution of
those amicable bonds. The Pater-familias was the
devoted friend of Priestley and of Price, and of
consequence took a most active and zealous part
in what he was pleased to call the cause of political
and religious liberty, and what was a very customary
and favourite phrase among them, the general
melioration of the state of man.
Vain and illusory ideas! but it was a long, a
very long time, before this misguided man, and his
more intimate associates, saw and acknowledged
their error, and that the only consequence of the
horrible combustion, was impiety, cruelty, and
anarchy.
Bitterly did he suffer in his own person, from the
consequences of his strong predilection to a class of
men, whose sentiments and whose writings declared
open and eternal war against what they foolishly
and impertinently denominated “The Church and
King System.”
It was this personage, however, long since no
more, who first encouraged Mrs. T. to systematize
and publish her various excellent performances for
the benefit of mankind. At this hospitable house
it was, that our Sexagenarian first met with this
lady. The pious, loyal, and amiable bias of Mrs.
T.’s mind, led her, in a very short time, to other
and very different connections; and her exertions
in the cause of religion, good morals, and the safety
of the state, were universally acknowledged, and
duly rewarded. For a considerable part of a long
life, she was honoured by the countenance of the
Royal Family, as well as by the friendship and
protection of the most distinguished characters of
the country. Among others, the venerable Bishop
Porteus, always among the foremost to discern
merit, and to reward it, on every occasion professed
the warmest esteem for her person and
character, and to demonstrate the sincerity of his
regard, presented her son to a considerable benefice
in his diocese.
This brief descriptive sketch here concludes, first
observing, that in society her manners were simple,
gentle, and unassuming; her conversation sedate,
her pronunciation deliberate, her mind cultivated
with a very strong and leading propensity to subjects
of a religious nature, to which indeed her information
was principally confined.
CHAPTER LII. — Mrs. W⸺ ,
Εν γαρ τι καὶ τουτο των αλλων καλλωπισματων αυταις δοκει,
ην λεγηται ως πεπαιδευμεναι τε εισι, καὶ φιλοσοφοι, καὶ ποιουσιν
ασματα ου πολυ της Σαπφους αποδεοντα.
Perhaps there may be no fairer occasion of
introducing a few words on the subject of
than whom a more eccentric and extraordinary
character has not in modern times appeared upon
the theatre of the world. Few individuals have
combined qualities and talents so various, and so
contradictory; very few females have experienced
more or greater vicissitudes, and none ever employed
their time and abilities on subjects so much
at variance with the common feelings and opinions
of mankind.
Her life and memoirs were given at length, by
the person whom, after living with him for some
time as his wife, she finally consented to marry,
in condescension to the foolish prejudices of the
world. It cannot be at all wonderful, that these
two persons should be brought together by a strong
magnetic attraction; the only matter of surprize is,
that they did not come together sooner: for they
seemed to be inspired with one soul, one common
sentiment, one feeling, and one object. They agreed
with the most perfect harmony in contemptuously
disregarding whatever in religion, or morals, or politics,
was sanctioned by the veneration of ages,
and in introducing, with the most audacious perseverance,
wild, preposterous, and pernicious theories.
This lady’s first entrance into life was characterized
by the most striking peculiarities, and she
seems to have imbibed very unaccountable notions
of political justice, in contra-distinction to those of
nature and of duty.
As long as we continue uncorrupted by the world,
the love of parents in most minds, grows with our
growth, and strengthens with our strength. This
good lady, on the contrary, was not eminently distinguished
by her filial piety, and at a very early period
of her youth, she left her father’s house with
abruptness and disgust.
We next hear of her as having, in conjunction
with a friend, the direction of a day-school; but
this friend’s delicate health requiring her to seek a
milder climate, Miss W. soon afterwards gave up
her employment, and crossed the sea to join her
companion. On the above lady’s death, Miss W.
returned to England, and became a governess in a
noble family, where, however, she did not continue
long; nor with her fantastical (not to say mischievous)
ideas on the subject of female education, was
it likely that she should. She then settled in London,
and, if we mistake not, became an authoress
by profession; and it was at the house formerly
mentioned, which at that period was a general receptacle
for the friends of learning of both sexes,
that the writer saw and became slightly acquainted
with her.
In London, as indeed every where else, she
was characterized by the wildest extravagance of
sentiment, and really appeared to think, that to
obey the first impulses of inclination, uncontrouled
by the sobriety of thought, or interposition of judgment,
was the only true wisdom. She formed at
this period the most violent attachment to a man
of genius and talent, who, whatever might be his
claims to reputation, was old enough to be her
father, and certainly did not possess those external
recommendations, which usually conciliate the partiality
of women. This circumstance relating to
an individual, for whom, on account of his talents,
it is impossible not to feel sentiments of respect,
would not have been introduced, had not the
lady’s biographer spoken of the fact without reserve.
The gentleman alluded to, it may be apprehended,
did not return her predilection in his favour
with equal ardour, and therefore to get rid of the
torment of unrequited love, or, as the event proved,
to change its object, she went to Paris, to which
place also congenial propensities had at about the
same period attracted others of our countrywomen,
as Anna Maria Williams, Miss P., &c. &c. of
whom more hereafter.
At Paris our heroine fell in the way of a plain
downright man of business from America, with no
particular recommendation either of fortune, person,
or talent; but strange to tell, she almost instantaneously
conceived for him a passion yet
more violent and uncontroulable than that which
she had formerly experienced for Mr. F. To him
she sacrificed every thing, even her modesty; for
though she without scruple lived with him as his
wife, she refused to be married to him even according
to the slight and unsatisfactory ceremonial
then observed in France. Her reasons for this
conduct were somewhat whimsical. She did not
choose that he should be made liable to debts formerly
incurred by her, and she also entertained the
idea, that an avowed marriage with her, would
expose him to certain family inconveniencies and
embarrassments.
But alas! for such hasty attachments! neither
did our American return her passion with a suitable
enthusiasm. He left her at Paris in a state of
pregnancy, under pretext of business, which required
his presence at one of the sea-ports, and
with a promise of speedy return. He did not perform
this promise. She followed him to the sea-side.
Here she was delivered of a daughter. The
cold-blooded American pleaded business in London;
but promised her, that if she would go quietly
back to Paris, he would soon return from England,
and rejoin her. But though they did meet
again, passion was quite exhausted on his part,
never more, by any arts or exertions of her’s, to
be revived. To be brief—he chose another companion,
and recommended to her to do the same.
This was rather too much to be endured. The
lady did not indeed, in imitation of Sappho, precipitate
herself from another Leucadian rock; she
chose a more vulgar mode of death; she put some
lead into her pockets, and threw herself into the
water. She did not, however, use lead enough, as
there was still gas sufficient left in her head to counterpoise
it. She was rescued from the watery bier,
and lived again to experience the feverish varieties
of the tender passion.
The anguish of her grief did not endure any very
considerable time, for within a few months she
united herself to a man, whose peculiarities of opinion
were as strange and as preposterous as her own.
Mark, reader, she did not marry him. No! that
would have been pitiful, wondrous pitiful, on both
sides. She had already demonstrated her amorous
creed, the great maxim of which was, that
Love, free as air, at sight of human ties,
Spreads his light wings, and in a moment flies.
Her new lover had, on the subject of marriage,
already and solemnly declared, that “so long as he
should seek to engross one woman to himself, and
to prohibit his neighbour from proving his superior
desert, and reaping the fruits of it, he would be
guilty of the most odious of all monopolies.”
The mind sickens at the continuation of a narrative,
so replete with folly, and so offensive to every
thing which piety, delicacy, and human obligations
render sacred. The lady, on her return to this
country, was considered as the wife of her American
lover, and in this character, on account of her
talents, which nobody will presume to call in question,
was visited by several very respectable females.
But when in open defiance, and in contempt of all
decency and good order, she cohabited with the
author of P⸺ J⸺, our precise sturdy countrywomen
thought that this was carrying the jest somewhat
too far, and accordingly withdrew themselves
from her acquaintance.
Such a proceeding at first excited the astonishment
of the lady, and the scorn of the philosopher;
indeed the latter pretended to make it a matter of
ridicule, but all would not do; and it is understood
that the lady condescended to use her influence with
her lover, and, in spite of his public avowed hostility
to marriage, he became her legal husband.
The union did not long continue; it was dissolved
by that which dissolves all things—the unrelenting
hand of death. Mrs. G. died in child-bed,
at no great distance from the time of the marriage
ceremony having been performed.
No one would surely speak with levity of human
sorrows; and it is impossible not to revere the
grief which is excited by the irreparable loss of
relatives and friends. Yet there was something in
the dogmas and maxims of the author of P⸺
J⸺, so very extraordinary, representing so contemptuously
the tender ties of nature, and what
have hitherto been regarded as the strong obligations
of duty, that his conduct after his domestic
privation, necessarily excited some degree of
wonder.
There were so many vulnerable parts in Mrs.
W.’s character and conduct, the principles which
she avowed, and the system of education which
she recommended: the maxims which she vindicated,
were so dangerous to female virtue, and so
obnoxious to the universal sentiments of the wise
and good, that on her decease, much and unreserved
discussion concerning her took place.
The result was undoubtedly not very honourable
to her fair fame as a woman, whatever it might be
to her reputation as an author. To have been consistent
with himself, and with his writings, the philosopher
might have been expected to have disregarded
all these animadversions as unworthy of his
notice, and beneath the dignity of his character.
Far otherwise. Nature, it may be presumed, triumphed
over philosophy. He was the victim of
rage and resentment. He who had contended that
man was a mere machine, that every thing which
happens is the result of absolute necessity, that
gratitude, the relative affections, parental love, filial
duty, &c. are vices—bounced and raved at the
“calumnies which the virulence of a party spirit
hitherto unexampled, had, on the occasion of her
death, poured upon the memory of the most excellent
and admirable woman that it was ever his
lot to know.” He went even further still. Not
satisfied with his own weapons, he employed those
of certain intemperate and injudicious friends,
whose skill and adroitness in wielding them were
not only inferior to his own, but who exposed their
own inefficiency, as well as the weakness of the
cause they so precipitately undertook to defend.
The following character of this extraordinary
woman appeared not long after her death, and
with this, the article relating to her may not improperly
conclude.
“She was a woman of strong intellect, and of
ungovernable passions. To the latter, when once
she had given the reins, she seems to have yielded
on all occasions with little scruple, and as little
delicacy. She appears in the strongest sense a
voluptuary and sensualist, but without refinement.
We compassionate her errors, and respect her talents,
but our compassion is lessened by the mischievous
tendency of her doctrines and example;
and our respect is certainly not extended or improved,
by her exclaiming against prejudices, of
some of the most dangerous of which, she was herself
perpetually the victim, by her praises of virtue,
the sanctity of which she habitually violated, and
by her pretences to philosophy, whose real mysteries
she did not understand, and the dignity of
which, in various instances, she sullied and disgraced.”
CHAPTER LIII. — H⸺ M⸺ W⸺. — M⸺ H⸺, — Miss P⸺.
Multa in muliebrem levitatem cœpit jactare. Quam
facile adamarent. Quam cito etiam Philorum obliviscerentur.
Nullamque esse feminam tam pudicam, quæ non
peregrina usque ad furorem averteretur.
Of the same school, and not improbably a proselyte
to the same doctrines, was
What and how great a contrast is exhibited between
this female’s first appearance on the theatre
of the public, and her last fatal ending! Lively,
elegant, accomplished, and agreeable, of pleasing
person, simple and gentle manners, without pride,
or asserting any pretensions to distinction, she received
the respect and attention of many of the
most considerable persons in this country, both for
talent and for rank. What is she now? If she
lives, (and whether she does or not, few know, and
nobody cares) she is a wanderer—an exile, unnoticed
and unknown.
The moment that the torch of anarchy was displayed
from the turrets of the Thuilleries, she
caught the flame, and, as it were by magic, the
form of every thing was changed to the visual ray
of her understanding. She forgot the lessons of
her youth, despised the precepts of her early instructors,
and forsook the land of her forefathers.
The perfectibility of man, the rights of women, the
cap of liberty, alone occupied and overpowered her
mind. She must needs go where alone these fascinating
idols received the culture and the homage
which in her imagination they deserved. To France
then she hurried, connected herself instantaneously
with the great tragedians of the day, was initiated
in their mysteries, and adopted the whole of
their gipsy jargon. She became in every particular
a French woman. Nothing was in her eyes fair,
or wise, or great, or good, but what was French;
and as for poor old England, its inhabitants, and
its manners, nothing could be more paltry—nothing
more contemptible.
Her friend, Mrs. W. had taught her, by her example,
that female modesty might be laid aside
without any compunctious visitations; and, like
her prototype, she formed an attachment to a
Frenchman, who in Paris was generally considered
as a spy of the police; even if he did not sometimes
perform in a far less honourable character. This
man had a wife living at the time, and Miss W. probably
knew it; but this opposed but a trifling obstacle.
The morality which then prevailed in the French
metropolis, found a very convenient confederate in
the facility with which divorces were obtained.
But it is far from certain, that even this slight ceremony
was observed. Be this as it may, under this
paramour’s benignant auspices, she wrote about
France, its politics, its new-fangled manners,
Robespierre, and Danton, and Marat, and all that
Stygian crew, with unrestrained volubility; and
with a presumptuousness and impertinence, a determination
to palliate and excuse the horrid atrocities
she had witnessed, such as to excite a mixture
of contempt and resentment.
Perhaps the following may be exhibited as an
accurate epitome of her creed at this period, (we
say at this period) for if she yet lives, she must be
a greater fool than we think her, to persist in some
of the articles of her political faith:—
“The guilt of the unfortunate king was clear.”—“The
horrid murders and massacres were partial
evils.”—“The French Revolution was destined
to break the fetters of mankind throughout the
world.”
This and far worse garbage than this, was the
reader compelled to wade through in the various
publications of this perverted writer.
All this is wondrous pitiful, but pity ’tis, ’tis true.
When accident first introduced our Sexagenarian
to H. M. W. she was young and lovely, ingenuous
and innocent. By the proper exercise of her talents,
she might have been an ornament to society,
and useful to the world. Her decline of life might
have tranquilly been passed under the shadow
of her own vine, honoured and beloved. If she
exists, she can have no other reflections but
those which must be truly mortifying. She cannot
fail now to be sensible, that she deserted substance
for shadow, real liberty for ideal dreams about its
phantom, a long list of honourable friends, comprehending
some of the fairest names among us—for
whom?—for Mrs. W., Thomas Paine, Danton,
for her friend, or her lover, or her husband, (by
whichever name she wishes him to be distinguished)
for Ramond, Madame Roland, O’Connor, Santerre,
&c. &c. To finish in a word, she exchanged the
prospect of honourable fame, for neglect and contempt.
There still remain a few more of this class of
females, with whom an introduction took place,
by the means of common friends engaged in
literary pursuits. It may be as well to bring
them together and get rid of them at once.
Recollection does not regard them with complacency.
Indeed, they were so amiable on
first acquaintance, (and if the expression may
be allowed, they so degenerated afterwards)
that memory is oppressed with looking back
upon them.
Another disciple of this fantastic school was—
who really, when first known, appeared lively, ingenuous,
innocent, and interesting. It is not pretended
to say who or what perverted her principles,
but she was a friend of the Wolstoncroft, a follower
of Helvetius, and a great admirer of Rousseau.
As ill luck would have it, she must needs write
a novel, and as her evil genius prompted, was
induced to publish it. What thinkest thou,
gentle reader, was the outline of the story?
Why this:—
The heroine, Emma Courtney Hight, falls in love,
desperately in love, with a youth whom she had
never seen; at length, she encounters him—worse
and worse!—Passion now boils over, and she exercises
every female artifice to captivate his affection
in return. But it will not do; all her efforts
prove ineffectual. What’s next to be done? Why
take him by storm; or, which is much the same
thing, she voluntarily offers herself to live with him
as his mistress.
Make me mistress to the man I love.
But this will not do: his heart proves made of
impenetrable stuff, at length, the heroine, compelled
by dire necessity, marries, contrary to her
inclination, a man she dislikes exceedingly. But
still she retains her first passion; and what is
more, disregarding the obligations of duty imposed
by her new character, she attends on his dying bed,
the man for whom she first suffered love. The
consequence is almost ludicrously disastrous:—the
husband attaches himself to a female domestic,
and to conclude and complete the catastrophe, he
finally shoots himself through the head.
But after all, things might have been yet worse,
with respect to this same M. H. She might, like
her friends, Mesdames W. and H. M. W. have
emigrated to France, and disgraced herself and
her country.
She had the prudence to stay at home. She
might have written other still more mischievous,
and still more foolish things. It pleased Providence
to remove her, and, as we earnestly hope to
forgive her.
Some greater degree of reserve is felt necessary
in speaking of
The personal acquaintance, on the part of the
Sexagenarian, with this most prolific author, was but
slight; but he ever and invariably expressed the
most unaffected regret, that one so endowed, so
qualified to contribute to the improvement of others,
should, by pursuing one undeviating path, have
made herself generally obnoxious, to those alone excepted,
who considered all as deserving of the
burning fiery furnace, who did not fall prostrate
before the shrine of Bonaparte, and adore the
Briarean Idol of the French Revolution.
The most extraordinary thing, with respect to
each and every one of these doughty females, appears
to have been this:—The very moment that
they had made up their minds to acknowledge the
wisdom of the French Revolution, the goodness of
its leaders, and the felicity of its operation, they
fancied themselves (as by some magic charm, some
irresistible power of enchantment) converted into
grave, subtle, and profound politicians. They knew
every thing which was involved in the great questions
of law, and right, and equity, as it were
by intuition, and they pronounced their fiats ex
Cathedra, as if it were both impious and treasonable
at all to question their wisdom, their knowledge,
and their sagacity. They became all at once, in
their own foolish conceits, as subtle as Machiavel,
profound as Vattel, learned as Selden, and capable
as Grotius himself, to discuss the momentous question
de Jure Belli at Paris.
Oh for the good old times! when females were
satisfied with feminine employments, with cultivating
their minds so far as to enable them to instruct
their children in useful learning only, and to
regulate their families with judicious economy; to
learn those graces and that demeanour, which obtained
and secured love and esteem, nor suffered
the Laban images of foreign vanities to contaminate
their tents. Daughters of England, be not beguiled;
be assured that the study of politics is not
essential to female accomplishments, that the possession
of this Machiavelian knowledge will neither
make you better mothers, wives, or friends; that
to obtain it, a long life, severe study, and the most
laborious investigation, are indispensably necessary.
Must it not excite the strongest emotions of contempt,
to hear pert misses, just escaped from
boarding-schools, harangue in a more peremptory
language than Selden would have assumed, and
with the slightest reading, and most superficial
knowledge, presume to pass judgment on the political
rights and conditions of nations?
Miss P. was one of the daughters of a venerable
clergyman, who was, at the same time, Master of a
College at Cambridge, and Prebendary of N⸺.
It may therefore be presumed, though nothing at all
is known of the matter, that her education was in
every respect correct, and consistent with her
sphere of life.
On the death of her parents, and at the accursed
crisis of the French Revolution, she came to the
metropolis. Here she immediately, with unreserved
confidence, threw herself into the kindred
arms of H. M. W. divided her enthusiasm, and
partook of all her follies. France, France,
France! Liberty, Liberty, Liberty! occupied
their waking thoughts, and disturbed their midnight
dreams. In a word, they became totally
Frenchified; and as Free-masons, when once initiated
into their mysteries, retain the Shibboleth,
which admits them beyond the Tyler, so did these
females suffer themselves to be so intoxicated with
the Circean draught, that the phrenzy remained
incurable and unalterable. They determined to
drink at the fountain-head, so up and away for
Paris. We have heard of the Englishman at Paris,
his prodigality and folly, but heaven bless us! our
English women at Paris beat their countrymen
hollow, or, to use a homely phrase, “out and
out.”
“Whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things
are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever
things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever
things are of good report; if there be any
virtue, if there be any praise.”
This emphatical and beautiful apostrophe of the
apostle, in the judgment of this lady and her clan,
could alone be applied to the French nation, under
the benign influence of the Revolution, and to the
Polar star of all who exercised the supreme authority
in France from Robespierre to Bonaparte.
According to the sagacious and candid inferences
of these subtle and profound Female Machiavels, in
this country of England there was no wisdom, no
foresight, no justice, and no public virtue; whilst
on the opposite side, the murders of the King,
Queen, Princess Elizabeth, and the Duke d’Enghein,
were acts either of fair retribution, or of
unavoidable necessity; either the just consequences
of the imbecility of the sufferers, or provoked by
their profligacy and crimes.
Reader, is not all this truly lamentable? Far
other emotions are awakened by the recollection of
what this female, immediately under review, once
was, when she appeared as a candidate for honourable
fame in the general walks of literature. Her
talents claimed respect—her diligence deserved
praise. The variety of her information, and the
extent of her knowledge, particularly of languages,
qualified her to be useful, and entitled her to
esteem.
Whether she subsequently repented of and restrained
the extreme extravagance of her prejudices;
whether Bonaparte, his glory, his wisdom,
his magnanimity, his religion, and his clemency,
(and, for all these qualities he had this lady’s praise)
continued to any protracted period the objects of
her fond idolatry, could not possibly be known to
him, from whose collection the materials, which
appear, in these pages, have been extracted. It is
hoped that she may have seen the error of her ways;
have discovered a less dangerous and obstructed
path, and auspiciously pursued it.
CHAPTER LIV. — Ella .
With pleasures too refined to please,
With too much spirit to be e’er at ease,
With too much quickness ever to be taught,
With too much thinking to have common thought.
Different as light from darkness, is the
next female, whose character is introduced in the
Recollections. Lively, ingenuous, of various and
elegant accomplishments, of splendid connections,
with the most undisguised and contemptuous
scorn of those who could not boast similar distinction;
at no pains to suppress her almost adoration
of our own monarchical government, or her indignation,
amounting almost to rage, against the
French Revolution, and all its supporters; of exquisite
taste, sensibility, and refinement; proud,
but affable; tenacious of her rank, but gentle as
gentleness itself. Such was the female who will be
described under the name by which she was always
distinguished among her friends. Yes! such was
This lady was first known to the Sexagenarian,
and obtained a place in his Recollections, by one
of those singular accidents, which sometimes bring
individuals together, who, entering the world at
the opposite ends of the diameter, with different
objects, pursuits, and employments, have but little
seeming probability of ever meeting at the centre.
Ella was extravagantly fond of poetry; it occupied
all her thoughts, and was seated in her very
soul. Among other trifles which our friend had
written for amusement, and which had found their
way into the world, a poem, which had received
more of his time and attention than he usually gave
to such things, (for he did not estimate his talents
in this line very highly) was sent to a friend, who
happened at this period to be resident under the
same roof with Ella.
It mightily struck her fancy, and she determined
on obtaining the author’s acquaintance. Her mind
was of that eager and ardent temperature, that
having once resolved on any measure, she spared no
time or pains in accomplishing it. She accordingly
sent him by the post, a copy of verses, complimenting
him on the late production of his muse,
in terms like herself, easy, airy, and elegant. The
writer was soon discovered, (or as Pope said of
Johnson, deterré) and a familiar acquaintance
commenced, which was only terminated by death.
If Ella’s mind and talents had been under the
regulation of sedate feelings and sober judgment,
she would have been one of the most delightful
and interesting creatures in the universe; but unfortunately
for her, she was in every thing an enthusiast.
She obeyed, without reflection, the first
impulse of her mind. She read whatever excited
public attention and curiosity, but she read to
little or no effect; she impatiently hurried over
the volumes before her, that she might begin something
else: the consequence unavoidably was, that
in a very short interval, she retained no recollection
of the principal features, facts, and characters, of
the books she had recently perused.
She also wrote a great deal, and some specimens
of her poetical taste and talent are really very beautiful;
but she wrote with extreme haste, and revised
nothing. She was particularly solicitous,
and not always with sufficient discrimination, to
have a personal acquaintance with those of both
sexes, who were distinguished in the world by
their reputation for talents. Unhappily for her,
there was no moderation in her attachments, from
which she frequently became the victim of artifice
and fraud. Perfectly artless and unsuspicious herself,
she thought that intellectual superiority necessarily
involved ingenuousness, honesty, and truth;
nor was she cured of this infirmity, till her fortunes
had been irretrievably impaired. Her liberality
knew no bounds, and she literally gave, till no
more remained for her to bestow.
Her captivating manners, her high birth, her
connections, her talents, necessarily drew a crowd
of young men about her, for many of whom, in
their turns, she suffered love; but the flame was
transitory in its effects, nor did she ever seriously
entangle herself in an engagement which had marriage
for its object, except with one individual, as
unlike herself, in every possible particular, as the
imagination can conceive.
Her playfulness and most bewitching familiarity
often, however, were the cause of her entangling
others. Some might be named, who, though
grave, reserved, and dignified personages, were unable
to resist the fascination of her charms and
manners, and glided into her net with the easiest
captivity imaginable.
There was one very singular character, whom
accident threw in her way, wild, romantic, and
ingenious like herself. Both were devoted to the
love of poetry, and they wrote fine things to one
another, till a great intimacy took place, and the
gentleman, who was also an enthusiast in all things,
worshipped her as his idol.
The life of this man would of itself make an entertaining
volume; a short digression upon it therefore
may be excused. He was almost the next descendant
from one of the most extraordinary men
of talent and genius that this kingdom ever knew,
and apparently inherited many of his progenitor’s
eccentricities. A young man of one of the noblest
families in the kingdom, and immediate heir to a
dukedom, conceiving himself aggrieved by an illustrious
personage, of rank higher than his own, sent
him a challenge, and a duel was the consequence.
In the rencontre, the individual challenged, had a
very narrow escape, the ball having grazed his
cheek.
The affair necessarily engrossed a considerable
share of public conversation, and among other
things of which it was the cause, our gentleman
thought proper to publish a most bitter and exasperating
pamphlet against the young nobleman who
had sent the challenge.
The consequence was what might naturally be
expected. Col. L. first enquired whether the author
was, from his station in life, worthy of his
resentment. On finding that he was a gentleman,
a duel ensued, in which the Quixotic advocate of
Royalty, was shot through the body, but astonished
even his adversary by the courage and firmness
with which he conducted himself. What his
motive was, can hardly be imagined; but as his
circumstances were but moderate, he not improbably
conceived, that he might be rewarded with patronage
and preferment. This, however, was not the
case, though it must be acknowledged that the
illustrious Personage, whose advocate he had so
rashly been, once sent him compliments of enquiry
and condolence.
He was certainly a man of considerable talents,
and particularly in poetry. He published many
things, which were well received, and he left a
great deal more behind him.
The following extract from an unpublished poem,
called a Hymn to Venus, occurs in our manuscript,
and justifies what has been said of the author’s
abilities.
“The various world thy various powers delight,
Thy star precedes the morn, and gilds the night;
Thee, when Aurora’s fingers paint the day,
In the pure blush of morning we survey;
Or throned with Phœbus as he sets in gold,
Thy warmer glories in the West behold;
Night’s radiant orbs in love and beauty roll,
Love rules the sky, and Beauty lights the whole.
What space contains, what ample air provides,
What earth unbosoms, or what ocean hides,
Thy power proclaims; each zephyr of the Spring,
That fans the season with his purple wing,
To Love belongs. Then each delightful bower
Thy presence feels, confessing Beauty’s power,
And blossoms into joy; the plumy throng,
Beauty’s glad season welcome with their song,
As instinct governs they select their loves,
’Twas Love thy sparrows paired, and yoked thy doves.”
The conclusion is yet better.
Hail Beauty, Nature, or whate’er thy name,
Fair seed of Jove, immortal and the same,
Informing soul, pure spirit unconfined,
Pervading law, of matter and of mind,
Eternal Truth! whose universal light
Directs to happiness, and points the right!—
To thee our vows we pay; to thee belong
The hymn of praise and honorary song,
Source of each wish, each pleasure, and each hope,
Till kinder suns the rose of Passion ope;
A rose without a thorn, that buds and blows,
And takes the name of friendship as it grows;
Virtue’s own zephyrs on her bosom play,
An heaven-born flower, unconscious of decay.
Then whether in Cythera’s suns you rove,
Or seek the coolness of the Cyprian grove,
Or Paphos choose, or wander with thy maids
Where all Idalia opens all her shades,
Chaste goddess come! and to our isle retire,
Where Love at Hymen’s altars lights his fire;
Where Virtue guards, and Beauty lifts her throne,
Diana’s crescent with the Cyprian zone;
Oh still on Britain goddess bend thy smiles,
The Queen of Empire as the Queen of Isles,
That takes like thee from silver seas her birth,
To rule with equal power, and bless the earth.
Britain for beauty as for arms renown’d,
Victorious Mars by conquering Beauty crown’d;
To Britain then thy gracious aid extend,
And War’s own god shall Beauty’s cause defend.
It is impossible to close our account of this most
singular personage, without giving another example
of his waywardness and eccentricity. There was a
wretched creature who molested the streets of London,
barbarously insulting and wounding the females
that he met, upon whom the appellation of Monster
was therefore bestowed, as it were, by common
consent. On his apprehension and trial, this gentleman
thought proper to throw down the gauntlet
as his advocate; not indeed his advocate with regard
to his crimes, but a sort of legal advocate,
pointing out the subterfuges of which he might avail
himself. It was, however, like his insane duel, ineffectual
in its consequences; it neither sheltered
the defendant from universal indignation and
contempt, nor tended to diminish the severity of
his punishment.
After various vicissitudes, this unaccountable man
returned to Ireland, where he was involved in a
great number of perplexities, animosities, and litigations,
and died at no very advanced age.
CHAPTER LV.
Durius in terris nihil est quod vivat amante
Nec modo si sapias quod minus esse velis.
The case of entanglement, on the side of Ella,
alluded to in the former chapter, was this:—Her
limited fortune, notwithstanding her high and proud
connections, made it expedient for herself and sister,
to live with an elderly lady, who had also other female
boarders. An officer, who had been wounded
in the service of his country in a distant climate,
with a constitution apparently broken, made application
to be received into the family, of which our
heroine was a member. The circumstance excited
great alarm, and occasioned much serious debate.
At length, after many sage discussions, and beds of
justice, it was resolved, nemine contradicente, that
a wounded officer, somewhat advanced in life, and
with an impaired constitution, was not an object to
awaken the scruples, or alarm the fears of the sisterhood.
Things, however, turned out quite contrary.
“Love (as it is said) laughs at locksmiths;” and
such a dart was shot from Ella’s bright eyes
through the thorax of the Major, where, by the way,
there was a ball lodged already, which no medical
skill could extract, that he surrendered at discretion.
It is a little whimsical, that this catastrophe was maliciously
predicted to the Lady by our Sexagenarian;
but the prophecy was at first received with something
like indignation. “Could it be supposed that a
worn-out soldier, of no family, fortune, or pretensions,
could excite any other emotion than pity?”
Pity, however, it is well known, is next a kin to love,
and so it proved in this instance. The final issue
may be narrated in a few words. Application was
made to Ella’s great and noble friends, for their
consent to this ill-suited union, to which the Horatian
adage might strictly be applied; most certainly
might they be termed “impares formas atque
animos,” and the jugum, had it been worn, would
have been truly aheneum.
These mighty people, however, whose generosity
never extended beyond giving their relative an occasional
dinner, wrapped themselves in their magnificence,
and in stately terms, forbade the banns.
What was to be done in this dilemma? After due
deliberation, it was determined that they should
consider themselves as solemnly pledged, and wait
for a favourable change of circumstances. Month,
however, succeeded month, and year followed year,
and no such change took place. At length, the
gentleman’s health appeared to be growing worse
and worse, and it was deemed indispensably necessary
for his convalescence, that he should remove
to Bath. Upon this occasion, the lady behaved
with a characteristic nobleness of mind. She
thought her friend and lover would return no more,
and that the circumstances in which he was placed,
with respect to herself, might induce him to make a
will in her favour. As soon, therefore, as he had
arrived at the place of his destination, she wrote to
inform him, that, after duly considering the little
probability there existed of their ever being happily
united, she thought it best for both, that the engagement
should be dissolved, and the connection at an
end. Under this impression, therefore, she was
determined positively to decline any favourable intention
he might retain towards her, if induced to
make his will. She added the strongest recommendation
in favour of his nephew, whom he had materially
assisted in life, and who had also experienced
many solid benefits from her friendship.
CHAPTER LVI.
Negotii sibi qui volet vim parare, navem et mulierem,
Hæc duo sibi comparato.
The lover felt and acknowledged the great good
sense and honourable conduct of his mistress; and
thus terminated a connection commenced under no
very auspicious omens, protracted till mutual esteem
was succeeded by the most perfect indifference,
and which ever, during its continuance, was
interrupted by jars and bickerings, the unavoidable
consequence of inequality in temper, habits, and
age; and presenting at no period, any favourable
prospect of an harmonious union.
The catastrophe of this young lady’s history was
very melancholy. With every talent and accomplishment
necessary to adorn the most elevated station,
with every pretension of loveliness, grace, and
manners, with a fortune which, by prudent management,
might have secured an honourable, though
not a splendid independence, her final exit was not
very much unlike that so beautifully recorded by
Pope, of Villiers, Duke of Buckingham.
She first of all impoverished herself, by the profuse
liberality of her presents to those to whom she
was partial. She was subsequently induced to lend,
with the truest motives of generosity and friendship
on her part, a portion of her capital, on very insufficient
security. This she accordingly lost.
There was an enthusiasm in her attachments bordering
on infatuation, and very indiscriminating in
the choice of its objects. Talent was her great
idol, before which she bowed, but she often neglected
to examine and investigate the private character
and conduct by which it was accompanied.
The consequence was, that she was perpetually imposed
upon, and did not discover her error till it
was too late.
Her finances became finally so exceedingly narrowed
and embarrassed, that penury began to stare
her in the face. Her friends, in some degree to
ward off this evil, suggested the expediency of her
publishing two volumes of her poems. This was
accordingly done, under the inspection of a most
judicious, able, and compassionate friend, whose
attentions cheered and soothed the last sorrowful
moments of her life. To him they were inscribed,
with a very appropriate address. The reader may
not be averse to see a specimen. Ex uno disce
omnia.
THE BOY AND THE BUTTERFLY.
Proud of its little day, enjoying
The lavish sweets kind Nature yields,
In harmless sports each hour employing,
Ranging the gardens, woods, and fields.
A lovely Butterfly extending
Its grateful wing to Sol’s warm beams,
No dreaded danger saw impending,
But basked secure in peaceful dreams.
A wandering Urchin viewed this treasure,
Of gaudy colours fine and gay,
Thoughtless consulting but his pleasure,
He chased it through the live-long day.
At last the young but sly dissembler
Appeared to follow other flies,
Then turning seized the little trembler,
Who crushed beneath his fingers dies!
Surprized he sees the hasty ruin
His reckless cruelty had wrought,
The victim which so long pursuing
Scarce raised a wish, or claimed a thought,
Now bid the tear of genuine sorrow
O’er his repentant bosom flow,
Yet he’ll forget it ere the morrow,
And deal to others equal woe.
Thus the vain man, with subtle feigning,
Pursues, o’ertakes, poor woman’s heart,
But soon his hapless prize disdaining,
She dies the victim of his art.
Her compositions were all of the same character
and tendency—tender, elegant, and tinged with the
most romantic sensibility. Whether their publication
answered the proposed purpose to any effect,
may reasonably be questioned; for in her last illness,
if she did not actually want the necessaries
incident to her situation, she had but a very scanty
supply of them.
After her death, when the kind friend above
alluded to, undertook the office of executor, and
the superintendence of her funeral, barely sufficient
was got together, to have the last offices performed
with due decency.
She carried the preposterous enthusiasm of her
misguided partialities to the very last. All the valuable
trinkets, rings, and jewels, which she had inherited,
had long since been given away, or otherwise
disposed of, one diamond ring excepted, which had
for time immemorial remained in her family. In
drawing up her will, she had bequeathed this jewel
to a popular theatrical performer. Her executor
having timely knowledge of this, insisted upon its
erasure, and positively declined having any thing
to do with her affairs, unless she bequeathed this
ring to her sister. She was prevailed upon, though
reluctantly, to do so.
She died very prematurely, but she had been as
negligent of her health, as of her worldly affairs,
and indulged in habits, than which nothing could
be more pernicious in themselves, or more injurious
to her constitution. Being occasionally subject
to great depression of spirits, and habitually
a very bad sleeper, she indulged in the use of
æther and laudanum, to an excess that can hardly
be credited; by which, and by various other acts
of similar imprudence, she doubtless much accelerated
her end.
Among her intimate friends were many of the
most elevated rank, and she was personally acquainted
with all the females of her time, who
were in the least celebrated for their intellectual
accomplishments. She was the correspondent of
Anna Seward, much acquainted with Mrs. Piozzi,
Helen Maria Williams, and others who have
already been mentioned in this narrative.
Be it permitted us to lament, yes, deeply to
lament, that no friendly pilot among those upon
whom she had the claims of kindred and of
blood, stepped forward, in the progress of her
little life, to steer her frail vessel through the
storms and perils of a treacherous world. She
was left, at a very early age, an orphan adventurer,
to find her way, as best she could, o’er unknown
seas and regions, and many a pelting did
she get from divers pitiless storms.
Poor Ella! one tear at least is paid to thy
memory, by an individual who knew thy worth,
admired thy talents, and loved thee with the truest
warmth of friendship.
Being so poetical herself, and so addicted to the
society of those who had the same disposition, volumes
might perhaps be made of the poems addressed
to her. The following is selected, as particularly
descriptive of her character.
“Wit, beauty, goodness, sentiment refin’d,
The brightest genius, with the purest mind;
Quick nerves, to sympathy too nicely strung,
And sportive innocence for ever young;
Gay beaming smiles, and each still varying grace,
Accordant harmony of voice and face;
Sweet chat, that might despairing anguish soothe;
A soul all energy, a heart all truth;—
Give it but wings, ’tis angel, goddess, Elf;
Or add caprice and—Ella—’tis thyself.”
CHAPTER LVII. — Mrs. P⸺.
Idem semper erit quoniam semper fuit idem.
In the preceding narrative, the name of a very
celebrated lady has been introduced, who, for a
long series of years, greatly attracted public notice,
and concerning whom, the loudest praises and the
bitterest censures have been scattered about with
unsparing profuseness. This lady was
She seems introduced in the Recollections merely
as one of those to whom a certain degree of reputation
in the literary world obtained an easy introduction,
but by no means from any admiration
either of her talents, or her conduct. A long interval
of time elapsed between the first commencement
of acquaintance with this lady, and its last
renewal; but the impression concerning her, remained
the same—unaltered and unalterable.
Her great characteristic was vanity; acute, ingenious,
and variously informed, she undoubtedly
was; but there was a pert levity about her, which
induced a perpetual suspicion of her accuracy, and
an affectation also, which it seems wonderful that
Dr. Johnson could ever have endured.
The fraternity who used to assemble at her parties,
had certain cant words and expressions among
them, perfectly characteristic of their numerous
but fantastical school.
Every body admitted to their familiarity was
termed Dear. Dear Anna Seward, Dear Dr.
Darwin, Dear Mrs. Siddons, Dear Sir Lucas
Pepys, were terms perpetually vibrated in gentle
undulations round the drawing-room.
No person seems better to have understood
this lady’s character than Boswell. The term
Lively Lady, in the sense in which he used it, was
admirably descriptive of her mind and manner,
both in writing and conversation. But her works
and her character have long been before the public,
who have formed an adequate estimate of both.
It is not perhaps generally known, that her decline
of life was characterized with one of those extraordinary
and preposterous acts, that fortunately do
not often occur in society, but when they do, are
invariably animadverted upon with the asperity
they deserve.
It is very notorious that Mrs. P. had several children,
and many grand-children. It is equally well
known that she possesses considerable hereditary
landed property, to the amount of not much, if at
all less than four thousand pounds a-year.
What does the reader anticipate? Why in course
that this property was bequeathed in just and reasonable
proportions to the above-mentioned children
and grand-children. No such thing. Such
a humdrum and every day mode of proceeding
would have been unworthy of the poetess, the
authoress, the confidential friend of the benevolent
Johnson. Our lively lady (Boswell, we thank thee
for that word) aimed at fairer wreaths and brighter
laurels. No! diligent search was to be made in
the Alps, for some booby relative of the last poor
dear man, and the search succeeded. A young
Italian mountaineer turned up, calling himself the
nephew to the never enough to be lamented musician
man. He was accordingly imported to this
northern region, educated first at an expensive
school, and afterwards at the University; and
upon him, and his heirs for ever, are the estates
and honours of one of the oldest families of Cambrian
origin, irrevocably vested and settled.
The old family mansion, forsooth, was not good
enough for his Italian Highness. This was accordingly
pulled down, and a new and splendid structure
erected for his Honour, at an expence of not
much less than twenty thousand pounds. To carry
the jest as far as it will possibly endure to be carried,
this paragon of mothers and of widows, constantly
carries her dear boy’s miniature picture in
her bosom, and exhibits it, on all occasions, with
the most unnatural and preposterous exultation.
So no more at present, good people, of the worthy
hostess of Johnson.
CHAPTER LVIII.
Accede O tinea illa quæ pusillo
Ventrem corpore tam geris voracem,
Tene Pieridum aggredi ministros
Tene arrodere tam sacros labores
Nec factum mihi denega. Ecce furti
Tui exempla, tuæ et voracitatis.
Walk in, Ladies and Gentlemen, and you shall
see what you shall see. The next female whom you
are to contemplate, sits under that large and spreading
canopy, made, by the way, out of some old bed-furniture;
she is the celebrated authoress of—all
manner of things—Translations from the German,
Novels, Sermons, Divinity Tracts, Original Novels,
founded on domestic facts, and what not besides.
But to render this lady the amplest justice, we insert
the whole of her history, as recorded by the
Sexagenarian.
Come then the colours and the ground prepare.
What is here related concerning this very distinguished
Lady, must of course be authentic, for
no other reference is necessary than to her own memorials
of herself: these will generally be confirmed
by that personal knowledge, which circumstances
enabled the writer to possess. She has
indeed exhibited the portraits of her family, her
relatives, her friends, and herself, rather in uncouth
lineaments, and in a somewhat high style of caricature.
This is entirely her own concern, as it
also is to settle the account with her filial piety,
for representing parental infirmities in colours too
vivid to be overlooked, and too characteristic to be
misapplied.
But lest we should be mistaken, the reader is entreated,
on the very threshold, to be assured that our
friend’s general opinion of this Lady, is very favourable.
She possesses considerable talents; she has cultivated
and improved them by severe study and rigorous
discipline. Her knowledge of languages is
very considerable, or once was so, for we must be
understood as speaking of days that are past. She
is, or was, familiarly conversant with German,
French, Italian, and other modern languages, and
far from ignorant either of Greek or Latin. Indeed,
when we knew her, she was able to read, and
did read, the most popular of the Latin classics,
with considerable facility. With respect to her other
qualities of mind, we know her to be kind-hearted,
benevolent, and hospitable; always ready to listen
to, and relieve distress; very anxious and zealous,
without any tinge of fanaticism, on the subjects of
religion and morals.
Now, reader, with whatever reluctance it may
be done, it is time to balance the account per
contra.
The first and great deficiency, we have to notice,
is want of judgment. In all her original compositions,
she seems to write down every thing which
presents itself to her mind, without thinking it necessary
to use subsequent revision and consideration.
Hence it is that her sentences are sometimes expanded
to an inordinate length, and her ideas,
forcible and good perhaps in their first conception,
are dilated and spun out to cobweb insubstantiality.
In her compositions also, there is the grossest
affectation of learning, and a perpetual use of
crabbed, uncouth, pedantic expressions; so that of
two words, where one was simple, explicit, and
perspicuous, and the other of similar import has a
Greek termination, in defiance of all good taste,
the latter would be assuredly preferred. There
seems also, or did seem, an irresistible propensity
to take every gossip anecdote and tea-table chatter
of Lady Tittle-tattle, Mrs. Go-about, and Sir
Timothy Newsmonger, as authentic fact, and make
them the occasion of some fine moralizing theorems,
and philosophical discussion. There is, or was,
but this perhaps may be sexual, a marvellous pertinacity
in adhering to the opinions and assertions
once made and avowed, in defiance of counter authorities,
and the best substantiated facts. It is
far more pleasant to contemplate the other side of
the picture.
It is therefore with no common satisfaction we
relate, that this lady’s perseverance, determination,
and consistent steadiness, in the earlier period of
life, overcame the most formidable difficulties which
were interposed between her and the cultivation of
her mind; the fortitude with which she resisted the
mean and cruel attempts which were made to keep
her in a state of ignorance, and to withhold from
her every opportunity of improvement, is in the
highest degree honourable to her, and marks very
superior intellectual endowments.
Her mother, a low-minded creature, was actually
jealous of her, and could not endure the idea
that her daughter should know any thing of which
she herself was ignorant. She constantly insulted
and depressed her. Her father, a proud consequential
man, had some talents. But let us pause.
The lady has herself told all these things of herself,
of her mother and father also, though under the ingenious
veil of fictitious names and characters. We
shall therefore satisfy ourselves by the recapitulation
of a few things, which she has not related of
herself.
In the first place, her persevering industry and
determination to obtain somewhat of scientific accomplishments,
was, in her early youth, beyond all
example. No obstacles intimidated her, no interruptions
relaxed her ardour, no unkindness turned
her from her purpose.
She would read by the scanty and pernicious light
of dying embers; she would submit to the most
serious privations; she would alike defy cold, and
heat, and hunger, and thirst, in pursuit of her object;
and she (as she deserved to do) obtained it.
She qualified herself in case of accident or misfortune,
though she had no reasonable grounds for
expecting the necessity to operate, to obtain the
means of livelihood, either as a teacher of others,
or as a translator and author. She actually did,
when in her father’s house, without the knowledge
of her parents, undertake a work for a bookseller,
and successfully performed it; by which she obtained
a sum of money sufficiently large to procure
some indulgence she had in view, either of learning
German, or of purchasing books, or something of
the kind, which might extend her knowledge, and
improve her mind.
Since she became her own mistress, independent,
end opulent, the same habits of diligence have remained;
a certain portion of every day is now, as
before, regularly allotted for a particular study and
employment. These habits are perhaps (or were)
characterised by a precision, convenient undoubtedly
to herself, but in a certain degree offensive and
troublesome to such of her inmates, as may not,
like herself, happen to move with the regularity of
a watch. The anticipation or delay of five minutes
before or after the time precisely fixed for any particular
object, was wont to occasion a feverish irritability,
and discompose the whole mental machine
for a long interval.
To finish this sketch, it behoves us to say, that in
all the various works which have been produced by
this Lady’s pen, every thing good, and wise, and
virtuous, and pious, is inculcated with all the force
of her talents. We believe that her writings, as
they have had a very extensive, so have they had
also a very salutary circulation. The few faults
which we have deemed it necessary to point out,
are exceedingly venial in themselves, and not of
importance from their number; whilst her valuable
qualities, her abilities, and her usefulness, entitle
her to a very considerable place among those
females, who in modern times have been distinguished
by the attention of the public.
CHAPTER LIX. — Elfrida .
Vobis ergo sacra ferenda, Musæ
Sed quæ victima grata? quæ Camœnis
Dicata hostia? parcite O Camœnæ
Nova hæc victima, sed tamen suavis
Futura arbitror, admodumque grata.
The next female who makes her appearance in
our “Recollections,” is delineated under the name of
She was the daughter of a humble Suffolk farmer,
and her education as limited as possible. Nevertheless,
she so strongly felt within herself the consciousness
of talents, and the desire of independence,
that, though young and lively, and though in
seeming contradiction to all the precepts of discretion,
she rushed to the metropolis, without either
recommendation or protection. Her very first adventure
on her arrival, though in the highest degree
romantic, and indeed almost incredible, proved her
security, and procured her a guardian and a husband.
Not knowing whither to go, she made some accidental
enquiry of a passenger, who, as apparently
much older than herself, she presumed would not
deceive and mislead her. Thus the event happened.
This same person finding her, on enquiry,
artless, ignorant of the town, distressed and unhappy,
compassionated her situation, found her a
home, and soon afterwards married her. As her
person was remarkably good, and she appeared to
have a turn and talent that way, it was resolved
that she should try her fortune on the stage, where
she accordingly made her appearance. There was
an invincible impediment to her success, in a certain
defect of enunciation, which all her endeavours
were unavailing to overcome.
She accordingly left the stage, retaining the
esteem of all the most considerable performers, and
without the slightest imputation on the accuracy of
her conduct. Ere long she was left a widow, and
commenced author.
At this period she was introduced to our Sexagenarian,
and a familiar acquaintance subsisted for
some years between them.
Previous to this acquaintance, Elfrida had been
so far unfortunate, that her principal and most intimate
connections, were among those who opposed
the measures of government, were warm friends of
the French Revolution, and some of them tainted
with the contagion of the most extravagant democracy.
She had also another error. She was herself of
the Roman Catholic persuasion; and whether the
idea had been communicated from others, or she had
imbibed it from her own observations and course
of reading, she fancied that all the Ecclesiastics
of the established church, of whatever rank or
situation, were remarkable only for sensuality or selfishness.
Among the various ingenious things which
she published, these two most absurd prejudices
will be found exceedingly to predominate—an extravagant
conception of liberty, and a foolish misapprehension
with respect to the Clerical profession
of different tenets from her own.
As it is said of those who are notorious for circulating
falsehoods, that they at last themselves
believe what they propagate, so is it with respect
to errors and prejudices early received, and allowed
for a long continuance to influence the conduct;
they are seldom if ever totally laid aside.
Whether the conversation and society of our
friend had any tendency to meliorate her sentiments
on these subjects, is uncertain, for the acquaintance
was interrupted by the removal of each to
situations distant from one another. Our memorandums
inform us, that some exertions were
made to convince the Lady, that all Bishops were
not sensualists; that they did not confer distinctions
and rewards inadvertently, and without due discrimination;
that virtue, piety, and learning, were to
be found in members of the English, as well as of
the Roman church. Her love of liberty was less
likely to be prejudicial to the community, and
when this subject was introduced, it was without
seriousness.
The other error of detracting from the value of
a venerable body of men, inasmuch as it violated
the interests and the dignity of truth, tended very
considerably to diminish her reputation.
Elfrida’s publications were very numerous, and
of different descriptions. She wrote a great deal
for the stage: in some of these attempts she was
eminently successful, in others she failed altogether.
Some of her works of imagination were exceedingly
and deservedly popular, whilst others were of
the humblest pretension, and betrayed the extremest
ignorance of the characters she undertook
to describe.
She managed, however, on the whole, to realize
a very considerable sum of money, which would
have enabled her to enjoy the residue of life in
ease and independence. Unluckily, in some evil
hour, a foolish and chimerical dread of poverty
took possession of her fancy, and had such influence
upon her mind, that she abruptly gave up her
acquaintance, retired into an obscure lodging, deprived
herself of the ordinary comforts she might
well have afforded, and spent her time in the most
sordid manner.
She had a brother, who, from feelings congenial
with her own, scorned the humbler employment of
a farmer, and would not that the “horn should
any longer call him up in the morn.” Accordingly,
he joined himself to a company of strolling players.
Here, after a time, he married one of the party, an
amiable and accomplished woman, and of considerable
theatrical talents. She appeared with reputation
at many of the provincial theatres, particularly
at Bath, Norwich, and York. Her husband was a
good-natured, but imprudent man, of no abilities,
being retained in the different companies which they
joined, principally on account of his wife’s merit.
It is believed that having involved himself in pecuniary
difficulties, he found it expedient to retire
to the continent. He went to Hamburgh, where
being one day engaged in a dispute at a billiard-table,
a duel ensued, in which he forfeited his life.
What became of his unfortunate wife is not known.
CHAPTER LX. — Mrs. Yates .
It has been remarked, in the course of these
Memoirs, that the manuscript document from which
the substance of what has been communicated was
drawn, was distinguished by any thing rather then
regularity, or chronological accuracy. Some pains
have been taken in our progress, to form the materials
into shape, but not always to our satisfaction.
We come now to a remarkable proof, that these
Memorandums were noted down, as they presented
themselves to the recollection, for the two females
about to be mentioned, should, in point of time,
have taken the lead of the class to which they
belong. Both are mentioned in terms of no ordinary
esteem or regard. We shall first introduce
To this distinguished lady, our Sexagenarian appears
to have been introduced, on his first arrival
at the metropolis. He could not well have been
more fortunate, for at her house he immediately
became acquainted with some of the most distinguished
literary characters of the time. There he
met Murphy, Home, the Author of Douglas, Richard
Cumberland, Hoole, the Translator of Ariosto,
the Adelphi Adams, old Macklin, Mrs. Lennox,
Mrs. Brook, and various other eminent individuals,
all of whom, alas! have now paid the last awful debt
of nature.
Of Mrs. Yates’s talents in her profession, it would
be unavailing and useless to speak here. The few who
remember her, cannot but allow, that in characters
which required majesty, dignity of person, and of
manner, she was incomparable. It is rather our
province in this place to render the justice which is
due to her pre-eminent intellectual endowments,
her very highly cultivated mind, her polished manners,
her graceful and elegant elocution, her urbanity,
and universal benevolence. It was utterly
impossible for a young man, hitherto ignorant of the
world, and but little acquainted with the higher cast
of society, to have been placed in a better school.
Where she took a liking, (and no recommendation
was so effectual to her as a desire of improvement)
she enjoyed a particular pleasure in making a young
person acquainted with those little, but inexplicable
essentials, about which Lord Chesterfield has written
volumes, and which the French emphatically
denominate petites morales, agremens, and bienseance.
Nobody understood them better, or practised
them with greater effect. She was particularly
partial to young clergymen, and as she was in no
common degree delighted with the church service,
and remarkably punctual in her attendance at public
worship, she derived great satisfaction in instructing
her young friends in the art of reading
with emphasis and effect. She herself read the
liturgy in the most impressive manner, and there
were many clergymen who were not reluctant to
acknowledge, that if they possessed this valuable
accomplishment to any degree of excellence, it
was imputable principally to her suggestions, taste,
and judgment.
For a considerable period, Mrs. Yates, in conjunction
with her most intimate and beloved friend,
Mrs. Brook, (hereafter to be mentioned) was
manager of the Opera-house. Under the direction
of their taste, the undertaking flourished to no
common degree. This circumstance also increased
the satisfaction of being an inmate at her house,
which consequently became the resort of many
distinguished foreigners.
Mrs. Yates was, however, remarkably circumspect
with respect to the characters of those, whom
she admitted, and at that period, gave no mean
proof of her discriminating sagacity, by the utter
rejection of some Italian and French miscreants,
who, though their services were found expedient
in the Haymarket, could never find admission to
the elegant parties in Stafford-row. Some of these
wretches afterwards conspicuously signalized themselves
on the theatre of the French Revolution, and
ultimately met the fate they richly deserved. The
taste of this Lady was remarkably correct, in her
table, her furniture, her library, and indeed in
every thing.
At the period of her retiring from the stage, Mrs.
Siddons was gradually rising to the acme of public
favour; but this did by no means excite in her any
thing like envy or discontent, and she on all occasions
readily bore testimony to the merit of her
rival. On one occasion only, did she express herself
in a manner, which might have led the hearer
to suspect, that her opinion of Mrs. Siddons was
not exactly conformable to that of the public.—She
was in a box at the theatre, on some occasion
when Mrs. Siddons appeared in one of her most
popular characters, and immediately behind her
were two Gentlemen, who were extravagantly loud
in their applause. Among other specifications of
her excellence, one of them highly extolled her
voice, observing that her voice was like that of a
man. Upon this, Mrs. Yates turned round, and
said with a smile, “It is the first time I ever
heard it remarked, by way of compliment to a lady,
that her voice resembled that of a man.”
It seems indispensable in one, who knew her
for many years with the greatest familiarity of
friendship, to render, as far as possible, an act of
justice. It was maliciously reported, and too generally
believed, (for the most unsupported calumnies,
like the wildest aberrations from the simplicity
and purity of the gospel, are always certain of
meeting with friends and proselytes) that in the
decline of life, she indulged in habits of inebriety.
The writer of this article may boldly assert, that
he never witnessed the smallest appearance of any
such irregularity, nor could discover any propensity
to improper indulgence of any kind. One fault
she had, which, with respect to the unfortunate
object concerned, was attended with very fatal consequences.
Mr. Yates had a niece, who was educated
at his expence somewhere in France. On
her removal to England, she was received into the
house of her uncle, and was a sort of humble companion
to the Lady.
Mrs. Yates was hasty and passionate, and, on
the least provocation from this poor girl, she would,
by way of punishment, order her into the kitchen.
The consequence may easily be anticipated—she
married the footman. The calamities in which
she was afterwards involved, exceed the ordinary
degrees of human suffering. She was discarded by
her relations, her husband turned out exceedingly
worthless, and she was left a widow and a beggar
with several children.
Miss Yates had a brother, who was a lieutenant
in the navy, an amiable and ingenious man; but his
story would carry us beyond our bounds, and has
little to do with our more immediate object. He
was shot in his attempts to get into his uncle’s
house, to whose property he thought, as heir at
law, he had just claim. He also left a widow in
distress. What the ultimate fate was of these truly
unhappy people, was not known when this was
written.
To return to Mrs. Yates. She was afflicted,
towards the close of life, by a most painful illness,
and her sufferings were exceedingly severe.
She endured them with a pious and Christian-like
constancy; regularly had the prayers of the church
read to her when she was not able to read them herself,
and died with the greatest composure and resignation.
CHAPTER LXI.
Hortus alat violis te volo, inde rosis.
Mrs. Yates, in her last illness, and indeed for a
considerable period which preceded it, had the
consolation and the society of her beloved friend,
Mrs. Brook. Her testimony, declared in the
strongest and most unequivocal manner, is also to
be added to that of the narrative, in contradiction
of the aspersion on the fame of Mrs. Yates, to
which there has before been allusion.
Mrs. Brook was a very distinguished woman;
she had excellent and highly cultivated talents,
and made the best use of them. She was very
highly esteemed by Dr. Johnson, who frequently
visited her, and she also reckoned among her
friends, some of the most distinguished literary
characters of her time. The friendship between
her and Mrs. Yates, commenced at an early period,
and was only terminated by death. Her husband
was Chaplain to the English garrison at Quebec,
and she accompanied him thither. Previously to
her departure for Canada, she gave an entertainment
to her particular friends, among whom was
Dr. Johnson. On the breaking up of the company,
the Doctor, with the rest, took leave of their
hostess with the customary good wishes. After a
little interval, the servant came to the drawing-room,
to inform Mrs. Brook, that Dr. Johnson
wished to speak with her in the parlour below.
She accordingly went down to him. “Madam,”
said the Doctor, on her entering the room, with
his usual solemnity of manner, “I thought I might
never see you again, so I wished to salute you
before we parted, which I did not choose to do
before company.” The Doctor accordingly saluted
her, and took his leave. This anecdote was communicated
to the writer by Mrs. Brook herself.
On her return from Canada, she wrote and published
Emily Montague, which was universally admired,
as well for the story as for the very beautiful
descriptions of the scenery she had just visited.
It is not, however, intended in this place, nor indeed
would it be expedient, to enter into any critical
discussion concerning this excellent woman’s
various works. They were all well received, except,
perhaps, one or two of her pieces for the
stage. She had been on good terms with Garrick,
but she conceived that he had treated her ill, by
the rejection of a tragedy; and though one of
the mildest and gentlest of human beings, she
took her revenge in a novel called “The Excursion.”
She retired from the world on the death,
of her friend, Mrs. Yates, and finished her career
at the house of her son, who was a clergyman in
Lincolnshire.
Her husband, Dr. Brook, was a very extraordinary
personage, and in no one instance bore the
smallest resemblance to his partner. He was one
of the finest figures for an artist that can be imagined,
having a most impressive countenance, and
hair as white as snow. He was one of the greatest
bon vivants of his time, had considerable conversation
talents, and a very numerous circle of friends.
But the deity of the table was almost the only one
he worshipped with consistent devotion, and in
pursuance of this object, he was a member of a
club which was called Number Six. It consisted
of six members; they met at six in the evening,
and never parted till six in the morning.
Notwithstanding his habitual indulgence in the
festivities of the table, the old Gentleman lived to
a very advanced age, and died within five days of
his wife.
The son was an amiable man, of no very remarkable
talents, except for music; he was an admirable
performer on the German flute. He was
educated at St Paul’s school, from whence he
went to Cambridge, and afterwards to reside on
a small piece of preferment purchased for him by
his mother. There he died early.
CHAPTER LXIII. — Mrs. ⸺.
Les passions les plus violentes nous laissent quelquefois
du relache, mais la vanité nous agite toujours.
The transition from J⸺a B⸺e, is to a
female of as different a description and character
as can well be imagined. In making this assertion,
we would not, in the slightest degree, be understood
to depreciate the merits, the virtues, or the talents
of
The Sexagenarian has taken occasion to speak
of female personages equally respectable in society,
equally estimable for their talents, and perhaps
equally amiable in private life, but still as opposite
as possible in character, temper, and manners.
Let the reader oppose in imagination, Mrs. Cooper
to Mrs. Yates, Mrs. Hannah More to Mrs. Wolstoncroft,
Mrs. Hayley to Mrs. Trimmer, and the
only conclusion to be drawn is, that from the mixed
characters of life, we must extract as we can, what
is useful, convenient, and grateful.
The subject of Mrs. ⸺, therefore, who was
known to the Sexagenarian from childhood, is entered
upon without feeling the necessity of apology,
(if any thing shall find its way from our notes not
altogether acceptable) to the Lady herself, if she
may yet survive to read these Memoirs, or to any
of the numerous friends whom she has necessarily
and meritoriously acquired.
From a child she gave indications of talents above
the ordinary level, but her earliest propensity was
for music, in which she soon became a proficient;
and in the provincial town where she resided, frequently
entertained and enlivened numerous parties
with her concerts. From music to poetry, the transition
is natural and easy; she wrote, when very
young, many elegant and beautiful things, which
perhaps have not been excelled by any of the productions
of her maturer years.
Her natural connections, her education, and the
principles in which she had been brought up, gave
her an unavoidable predilection in favour of those,
who, on the breaking out of the French Revolution,
vainly imagined that a glorious opportunity was
presenting itself, for the melioration of the condition
of mankind.
She was, however, steady and consistent, and
did not, like her friends, Mrs. Wolstonecroft and
Helen Maria Williams, expose and disgrace herself.
On one occasion, indeed, her enthusiasm got the
better both of her prudence, and the natural delicacy
of her sex. She attended the trial of her admired—what
shall we call him? Patriot!—Well
then, Patriot, if you please, Horne Tooke, for
High Treason. When the verdict of “Not guilty”
was pronounced, she scrambled over seats and
benches as she could, and hastening to where he
stood, kissed him in the public court.
When young, she was of a very lively and cheerful
temper, of which character her earliest compositions
exhibited the amplest testimony. It may
be conjectured, that about this period, her sensibility
and tenderness must have received some very
acute wounds, for almost all her subsequent publications
were of the most melancholy cast and tendency.
Misery, deep and dreadful misery, seemed
alone to be her favourite subject, to call forth all
her talents, and to occupy the whole of her imagination.
Her union with a celebrated artist, could not, as
one should think, be entirely congenial to her natural
habits and propensities. They who knew her
from her childhood, held up their hands in astonishment;
but Venus delights in these vagaries.
At his decease, it seemed for a time as if other
and higher destinies awaited her; but she was still
a widow when these Memorandums were committed
to paper.
When it is added, by way of conclusion to this
sketch, that she was a most affectionate and dutiful
daughter, warm and animated in her attachments,
lively and agreeable in conversation, steady and
consistent in her principles, if she could have
known who it was that bore this testimony in her
favour, she would perhaps have been more than
satisfied.
This also may tend to soften the resentment to
which she may be inclined to give way, when it is
still further added, that the flattering attentions
she received from her childhood, so far spoiled her,
that whatever she does, or says, or writes, is somewhat
tinged with vanity and self-conceit, and that
perhaps no more perfect picture was ever exhibited
in society, of a Precieuse.
CHAPTER LXIV.
Ite procul, sacer est locus, ite profani.
Very high in the circles of taste and elegance,
stood the female who is next commemorated.
Herself possessed of no inconsiderable portion of
talents of various kinds, she had the happy knack
of bringing together, on a very pleasant footing, the
most distinguished literary characters.
At the house of Mrs. J. H. there were found
once in every week, elegant individuals of both
sexes, whose acquaintance was generally cultivated
for their abilities, their knowledge, or their
taste.
Horace Walpole, Chief Baron Macdonald, and
his very accomplished wife, Lady Louisa, Mrs.
Montague, Mrs. Carter, Lady Henries, Joanna
Baillie, Sir Charles Blagden, Mr. Matthias, Dr. P.
Russel, the Lady’s husband, the eminent J. H⸺
her brother, the no less eminent E. H. with a
long catalogue of other names of greater or less
celebrity.
They were for the most part conversation parties,
though music was occasionally introduced.
The Lady Hostess possessed an excellent taste
for poetry, and at a certain period after the death
of her husband, published a very elegant octavo
volume of her compositions. Of these, many had
been set to music, and became exceedingly popular;
one in particular, the “Song of the Dying
Indian Chief,” was universally and deservedly
esteemed.
The society above alluded to, as has been slightly
observed before, was by certain sapient folks, treated
with ridicule, and denominated a Blue Stocking
Club. It had nevertheless a very beneficial tendency.
It was an excellent school for good manners.
It gave a pleasing and a useful bias to the
minds of young people, and of females in particular;
encouraging them, by seeing the deference
paid to accomplished minds, to cultivate their own.
The conversation, though easy and unaffected, was
always of an instructive kind; and it was impossible
to leave the meeting, without gaining either
knowledge, or at least a direction where farther
information on matters of science, might be obtained.
The merits of new books were discussed, the pursuits
and designs of authors, literary undertakings
proposed; nor on the other hand, did there appear
any thing in the conduct or constitution of these
meetings, to require or deserve ridicule—very far
the contrary.
The Lady President was lovely in her person,
of the most captivating manners, and on all occasions
exhibited a salutary exemplar for the study
and imitation of the young people about her.
It is neither to be wondered, considering the spirit
of the man, nor much to be lamented, that she was
not left in a state of affluence by her husband; since
the nation, by purchasing the truly curious and
valuable museum, collected by Mr. H. and arranged
scientifically by him, with the assistance of
his brother-in-law, Mr. H. at the same time secured
her honourable independence, and provided for the
public, an admirable school of natural history and
comparative anatomy.
We are fast approaching at length to the limits
we had prescribed to ourselves, for the discussion of
these sketches of female biography. Not that our
catalogue is by any means exhausted—very far
otherwise. In the course of a protracted literary
life, it appears from our notes, that there were not
many females who, by general consent, claimed and
were allowed ascendancy and distinction, on account
of their talents, to whose society, our Sexagenarian
had not access. Indeed, the manuscript from which
these Memorials are derived, contain a number of
anecdotes, the communication of which would probably
afford as much amusement as any which
may have preceded. But there is still such abundance
of materials before us, that compression
seems beginning to be necessary. We shall therefore
close this head with a brief description of a
Lady, who may rank with the proudest and the
highest, in the scale of intellectual endowments;
who has also afforded no unavailing assistance in
works requiring great and various erudition, sound
judgment, and much critical acuteness.
Though educated in the principles of Dissenters,
she was in the early part of her life engaged to be
married to a clergyman, who was preceptor to one
of the branches of the Royal Family. He unfortunately
died, and she afterwards united herself to
a Dignitary of the Church, whose learning, abilities,
and virtues, have since deservedly obtained for him
a seat upon the Episcopal Bench.
She was ever and invariably distinguished for the
assiduous cultivation of her mind, her extensive
and various knowledge, and indeed for her general
love of literature; but she was more particularly
remarkable for her fondness of theological studies,
in which she became an extraordinary proficient.
Indeed it has often been asserted, (nor has the
assertion ever been from authority contradicted)
that a popular work on Prophecy was very materially
indebted, not merely to this Lady’s suggestions
and assistance, but that no inconsiderable portion
of it was actually written by her pen.
That she has composed many other things, there
can be no doubt; and that they are alike distinguished
by extensive information, judgment, and
acuteness, must be equally certain. But this is not
her only praise. In the higher and more important
offices of private life, she has done honour to an
elevated station, and effectually and usefully fulfilled
every duty in the circle of female obligation.
CHAPTER LXV.
Principibus placuisse viris non ultima laus est.
We must now go back, and revert to the period
at which we were, when the expediency of
introducing a discussion on the characters and qualities
of eminent female personages, suggested itself
from our notes. Our digression commenced at the
time when we were about to notice, that the presumed
usefulness of our Sexagenarian’s literary
labours and pursuits, occasioned his being introduced
to Archbishop Moore, to Bishops Barrington,
Porteus, Dampier, Tomline, and Burgess, &c.
and others of the Episcopal Bench. All treated him
with kindness. Of all, if he has not said it already,
he has something to say, and of some not a little.
Of Archbishop Moore, the distance of rank was
too great, and the opportunities of forming any judgment
too limited, for him to ascertain much about the
extent of his intellectual powers and accomplishments.
But there was a graciousness, an affability, a benevolence,
tempered with dignity, which could not
fail strongly to impress, and effectually to conciliate
those who were admitted to his presence. There
was, moreover, obviously conspicuous, an ardent
desire to discharge vigilantly and accurately, the
duties of his exalted station.
When the writer of these Recollections first saw
him, the mighty monster of the French Revolution
was rearing its infernal brood of assassins, infidels,
and miscreants; and the Archbishop sagaciously
foresaw and predicted, the horrible calamities which
would be produced, by letting those hell-hounds
loose upon society. It was his peculiar province
and duty, to guard against the circulation of the
poison in this country, as far as religion was concerned.
He felt the full importance of his station.
The steady advocates of loyalty and truth, found
in his Grace, a friend, protector, and counsellor.
He collected the ablest among them under one
banner, and by animating their zeal, encouraging
their efforts, and rewarding their exertions, formed
a bulwark for the defence and preservation of the
church as connected with the state, which alike
defied the open and avowed attacks of foreign adversaries,
and the more formidable, because more
disguised and secret, machinations of domestic conspirators.
Peace to his memory. On the first introduction
of our friend, he anticipated him by graciously
saying—“I know how assiduously and how usefully
you have exercised your time and talents, and
acknowledge your claim on the country and myself.
Consider me as your friend.” He testified his
friendship and good opinion by something better
than words.
Alike in their sense of the duties of their high
stations, equally attached to the constitution and
ecclesiastical establishment of their country, and
resolved by every effort to support and defend both,
in the same degree administering protection and
encouragement to those, who in arduous and perilous
times avowed their loyalty, and strenuously
vindicated their faith, Bishop B⸺, as far as
talents and learning are concerned, was cast in a
yet higher mould. No further comparison need be
made. Without entering into any political disquisitions,
which might eventually lead to contrariety
of opinions, it may be confidently asserted in this
place, without apprehension of dispute, that Bishop
B⸺’s character has been invariably and consistently,
that of the friend and patron of all who
claimed his notice from the merits of learning, talents,
or virtue. In the different situations which he
has so honourably filled, his first care seems to have
been to single out those who merited his distinction,
and without regard to the incidental circumstances
of rank, or external recommendation, to confer his
favours and his bounty, promptly and substantially
upon them.
There are but few individuals who, within the
last fifty years, have been esteemed for their parts
and learning, who have not been honoured by his
notice, and admitted to his table. But this is not
all. His Lordship has not unfrequently conferred
rewards upon learned and useful men, with no other
knowledge of them than their works, communicated
with no other recommendation than their
good name. Perhaps there is not an instance beyond
the limit of his own family, where there was
any excitement or inducement to the communication
of his favours, but the decided and unequivocal testimony
of the merits or virtues of the objects receiving
them. This too at a time when it was too
generally understood, and it is to be feared too
justly believed, that political and parliamentary
interest and interposition, presented almost the
only path to ecclesiastical promotion. The term
almost is used, because there are some noble exceptions
to the contrary in the conduct of Bishop
Porteus more particularly, hereafter to be mentioned,
as well as of some other ornaments to the
Episcopal Bench.
But Bishop B⸺ must not be considered
and estimated as the mere patron of literature; he
always and successfully cultivated it himself, was
ever deemed an excellent scholar; and the different
Charges, Sermons, and Tracts, which he has
at various times given to the world, are to be
classed among our happiest specimens of elegance,
purity, and simplicity of diction.
If his Lordship had ever condescended to do,
what is here, it is feared, very imperfectly attempted,
what an admirable miscellany he must have produced.
Having lived familiarly with the most
learned, and most eminent; learned himself, and
by his example, courtesy, and affability, inviting
his friends to unfold their intellectual treasures, a
Common Place-Book from such a hand, must have
afforded hints for many desirable works; might
have detected the sources of error, so as to prevent
their repetition, and correct their tendency; and
must have preserved innumerable anecdotes for the
instruction and delight of posterity.
We leave this article very reluctantly, for nothing
could be more easy, from the knowledge communicated
in these Recollections, of instances on the
part of the Bishop, of extraordinary zeal in the
cause of learning, and of most generous and benevolent
interposition in behalf of oppressed and
suffering merit, than to extend these Remarks to an
almost indefinite length. No work of learning requiring
patronage, which promised illumination of
what was before obscure, improvement of any scientifical
pursuits, increase of utility in any department
of the arts, was ever known to solicit Bishop
B⸺’s countenance in vain. No case of benevolence,
where the circumstances claimed and
merited assistance, ever came before him without
being relieved.
Two individuals who afterwards adorned the
Episcopal Bench, were first introduced to notice
as his domestic chaplains. The stalls of Durham
bear strong and satisfactory evidence of his unlimited
liberality in rewarding learning and virtue.
But we must turn aside from this agreeable and
cheering prospect, to contemplate another, which,
if inferior at all in any of the requisites to make a
moral picture perfect, can only be so in points of
comparative unimportance.
CHAPTER LXVI.
Quid favor aut cætus, pleni quid honoribus anni
Profuerunt, sacris et vita quid artibus acta?
Abstulit una dies ævi decus, ictaque luctu
Conticuit Latiæ tristis facundia linguæ
Unica sollicitis quondam tutela salusque:
ille senatus
Vindex, ille fori, legum ritusque togæque.
Mild, pious, good, and amiable, beneficent
almost beyond example, candid in the construction
of error, lenient even to those whose conduct he
disapproved, but strenuous, firm, and courageous,
in his vindication of the causes of religion and loyalty;
extensively, if not profoundly, learned himself,
but vigilant in discovering merit, anxious and generous
in the universal encouragement of science;
active in promoting the cause of benevolence,
steady in his friendships, constant in his engagements,
extremely cautious of inspiring hopes which
it was not his determined purpose to gratify—such
was Bishop Porteus; such is the impression of his
character and virtues in the breast of one who
knew him, if it may be permitted so to say, with
great intimacy for twenty years; saw him under
different circumstances, which put his judgment,
discernment, and temper to the proof, and who never
knew him in the least defective in those essential
qualities which ought to characterize a Christian
Bishop.
Yet as all have their infirmities and failings, he
was not without his. He was timid with respect
to the general opinion, and was sometimes diverted
from his purpose, by an impudent paragraph in a
newspaper, or by an anonymous letter. Altercation
and dispute were so abhorrent from his nature,
that he has on certain occasions compromised
his dignity, to avoid them. But let that pass—he
had no other weakness. Nothing so delighted him
as the communication of happiness, and the exercise
of benevolence. He who writes this, had on
various occasions the high honour of being his
almoner; and it is really difficult to imagine, the
remote situations, and various circumstances of indigence,
to which the stream of his bounty was
directed.
His situation as Metropolitan Bishop, exposed
him to a prodigious number of applications, from
the poorer order of clergymen. London is the
point to which all direct their way, when matters
have gone wrong in the provinces, either from misfortune,
misconduct, or disappointed speculation.
He attended to all, and relieved most. One peculiarity
he had, which his successors, however amiable,
or deserving they may be, would do well to
imitate. He considered every clergyman as entitled
to personal respect and attention; nor did he
ever permit any letter to remain for more than a
day unanswered. If he could not comply with the
solicitation, he tempered his refusal with kindness
and complacency. Nothing more highly gratified
him, than an opportunity of indulging his wishes
and intentions with respect to those whom he allowed
to look to him with expectation.
In many instances he conferred preferment unexpected
and unsolicited. The present D. of C.
had never been introduced to him, when he received
a letter, offering him the living of St. James’s,
Westminster. He gave in the same manner, one
of the best Prebends of his Cathedral Church to
Dr. Paley. He was solely influenced, as he often
said, in the first instance, by the deserved reputation
of Mr. A. as a preacher, and in the second by
the excellence and utility of Dr. Paley’s writings.
He demonstrated the very high estimation in
which he held the venerable Mrs. Carter, by bestowing
preferment upon her nephew; and he
marked the great value which he put upon Mrs.
Trimmer’s meritorious exertions and literary labours,
by conferring a similar favour upon her son.
His noble behaviour and generous intentions towards
Dr. Beattie, are sufficiently detailed in the
life of that amiable man, and excellent writer, by
Forbes. He gave, with a very slight personal
knowledge of the individual, a considerable benefice
to Mr. Twining, the learned Translator of Aristotle’s
Poetics, from no other inducement than his esteem
for his talents and erudition.
As a reward for protracted, active, and useful
service, in the laborious office of Curate of Fulham,
he bestowed a valuable living upon ⸺, the
Secretary of the Bible Society. Many, a great
many other instances of the kind, might easily be
specified; indeed it was very obvious to all who
knew him, that having provided for those to whom
the ties of consanguinity and relationship, gave
claims upon him, his earnest employment was to
seek out those, who for their piety, their usefulness,
or their learning, were suitable objects of his patronage.
There is probably no example, at least
in modern times, of any Prelate’s distinguishing,
with such solid marks of kindness, so great a number
of literary characters.
His last act of beneficence of this kind, was that
perhaps which most of all occasioned his judgment
to be called in question; but his motives were as
pure, and his intentions as laudable, as in any instance,
in which he had ever been called upon to
exercise his discretion. He had often and seriously
lamented, that Oriental literature was not sufficiently
cultivated by those who were destined for the
ministerial office in the church, and he always wished
for an opportunity of demonstrating his wishes and
feelings on this subject.
About the year 1808, a person was introduced
to him who had been born in Prussia, educated in
Koningsberg, and had a licence for preaching
granted him according to the ecclesiastical ceremonies
of that country. He was afterwards elected
by the people of Dantzick to the situation of Pastor
to the Evangelical German Community settled at
Smyrna.
Here he employed his leisure in the study of the
Oriental languages, and here also he learned
English; and having occasionally been permitted
to perform the duty in English, at the chapel of
that nation, he was afterwards appointed to that
office by the Levant Company. From Smyrna he
visited Egypt, from thence went to Syria and Jerusalem,
and the more memorable places specified
in Scripture. He next visited Damascus, Balbec,
and the monastery of St. John. From thence he
travelled to Tripoli and Aleppo, and visiting some
of the Islands in his way, returned to Smyrna by
sea. Having resided here some time, he went to
Constantinople, and indulging his curiosity with
respect to all the Greek islands of repute, he again
returned to Smyrna. In 1795, he was introduced
to Mr. Wilbraham, in whose company he examined
the site of ancient Babylon, and crossing the Euphrates
and the Tigris, visited Bagdad. From
Bagdad the travellers made a journey through
Hamedan, the ancient Ecbatana, to Ispahan, and
to Persepolis and Shiraz. From the last place they
went to Bussorah, and crossing the desart, after
various deviations in different directions, once more
took up his abode at Smyrna.
His subsequent adventures were not a little extraordinary.
A dreadful insurrection of the Turkish
mob compelled him to leave Smyrna, from which
place he departed with two pupils, on his way to
Europe, on board an Imperial ship. They had
hardly entered the Adriatic gulph, before they were
taken by a Tripoline corsair, and carried to Modor.
At Modor he and his pupils were released by an
English renegado, who had the command of the
Tripoline squadron, and who remembered having
seen them at Smyrna.
From Modor, therefore, they took their departure
for Zante; but the French, who were then
masters of the Seven Islands, detained them as
prisoners of war. They were carried before General
Chabot at Corfu, who treated them with
civility, and gave them permission to proceed to
Venice; thence they got to Vienna, Berlin, Hamburgh,
and finally to England.
At this point, and not without reason, the individual,
from whose short account of himself, printed
at the Bishop’s expence, and distributed to his
friends, this is taken, emphatically exclaims,
“How happy was I to see that most enviable
country!”
In England he had recommendations from the
Levant Company to the Bishop of London.
The sequel is very short. In this person the
good and amiable Bishop thought he had found
the very man he wanted, viz. one who was well
versed in the Oriental languages, and who, with
suitable encouragement, would devote his time and
knowledge to the elucidation of Scripture.
He did not perhaps consider that other qualities
are indispensably necessary for this high and important
office, than the mere knowledge of Arabic,
with some acquaintance with Syriac, in addition to
having personally visited many of the places described
in Scripture. Be this as it may, the most
desirable living in his diocese becoming vacant, one
which had been filled at different times by some of
the greatest ornaments of the church, he gave it to
this same personage. It would be invidious to
enter into any discussion on the merits of the person
who was thus distinguished; but it may be observed,
that the good Bishop’s views do not appear
to have been altogether answered. Two things are
certain:—first, that no publication has yet appeared
from this quarter, illustrative of the Sacred Writings,
or demonstrative of intimate acquaintance with the
Oriental languages; and secondly, that much discontent
was excited by this proceeding among the
clergy of the diocese, who very naturally suggested
the enquiry, whether there was not among those
who were personally known to the Bishop; whose
services to the church had been conspicuous, their
utility manifest, their talents exercised, and their
merits proved, any one, upon whom this mark of
favour would not have been more consistently and
more properly bestowed.
It must be perfectly unnecessary to enter into
any critical discussion of the Bishop’s merits as a
writer. His works have been long before the public,
and universally admired for their force and elegance.
As a preacher he was incomparable, and
so evidently felt every syllable he uttered, that he
could not fail, nor did he ever fail, to make the
most strong and lasting impression on his hearers.
For other and more detailed particulars of his life,
the reader is referred to the Biographical Sketch of
Archdeacon Hodgson. One or two things present
themselves to the recollection, which, as they have
not a place in that volume, may be admitted here.
They were communicated, it seems, to the Sexagenarian
by the Bishop himself.
When at Cambridge, and just after being admitted
into orders, he made several efforts to obtain
a curacy, but in vain. He used with much good
humour to relate the circumstance, which it did not
become him, he observed, to forget, that there
was a time when he did not possess interest enough
to obtain a curacy. At length, it was proposed
to him to read prayers to the family of the Maynards,
at Easton Lodge. This was a considerable
distance from Cambridge, but he was so pleased
with the appointment, that, to use his own words
used to say, “I thought I had got a Bishopric.”
After having been Bishop of Chester for many
years, in which interval he used laughingly to say,
he had never interest enough to procure a good
Cheshire cheese, he was appointed to the Bishopric
of London, not only without any solicitation on his
own part, or on that of his friends, but without the
most remote expectation of such an event. He
was sitting after tea in the garden with Mrs. Porteus,
at his favourite place of retirement in Kent,
when a letter arrived from Mr. Pitt, notifying the
appointment.
Notwithstanding the obligation which he always
avowed to the Queen, whose Bishop he was customarily,
and perhaps not improperly called, he
certainly, on one occasion at least, had the firmness
to refuse compliance with a Royal recommendation,
in favour of an individual, who was not in his judgment
adequate to fulfil the duties of the situation
required.
Much more was said in the Manuscript on the
subject of this excellent personage, but as it appeared
to be rather expressive of private feeling
and individual attachment, than to comprehend
further and interesting anecdotes, it is here omitted.
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