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The Project Gutenberg E-text of Alex the Great

The Project Gutenberg E-text of Alex the Great

by H. C. Witwer

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Author
Witwer, H. C. (Harry Charles), 1890-1929
Title
Alex the Great
Credits
Produced by Al Haines
Language
English
LoC Class
PS: Language and Literatures: American and Canadian literature
Subject
Humorous stories
Category
Text
eBook-No.
29763
Project Gutenberg
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/29763
Release Date
August 22, 2009
Copyright
Public domain in the USA.

Contents

  1. 1.Along he comes with some dame he must have kidnapped from the Follies when Ziegfeld was busy countin' up the receipts or somethin'. — ALEX THE GREAT — BY
  2. 2.H. C. WITWER — Author of "From Baseball to Boches," "A Smile a Minute," etc. — ILLUSTRATED BY ARTHUR WILLIAM BROWN — BOSTON SMALL, MAYNARD & COMPANY PUBLISHERS — DEDICATED TO RALPH T. HALE —EDITOR OF SMALL, MAYNARD AND COMPANY— MY PUBLISHER—BUT STILL MY FRIEND
  3. 3.CONTENTS
  4. 4.ILLUSTRATIONS — Along he comes with some dame he must have kidnapped from the Follies when Ziegfeld was busy countin' up the receipts or somethin'. . . . . . . Frontispiece — I struck a match and he tells me they is 9,765,543 of them used in New York every fiscal year. — "She's going to marry me, she's going to marry me!" — She's knittin' a sweater for me that will prob'ly make me off her for life. — "How perfectly sweet! If you two only knew what a pretty picture you make!" — "Heavens!" says the vampire. "You must have worked all your life to acquire ignorance, for no one was ever born as stupid as you!" — When the dames cast languishing glances at his handsome form, he glared at them like an infuriated turtle. — ALEX THE GREAT — CHAPTER I — INTRODUCING ALEX THE GREAT — CHAPTER II — THE SELF-COMMENCER — CHAPTER III — PLAY YOUR ACE! — CHAPTER IV — DON'T GIVE UP THE TIP! — CHAPTER V — YOU CAN DO IT! — CHAPTER VI — THE LITTLE THINGS DON'T COUNT — I struck a match and he tells me they is 9,765,543 of them used in New York every fiscal year. — "She's going to marry me, she's going to marry me!" — CHAPTER VII — ART IS WRONG — She's knittin' a sweater for me that will prob'ly make me off her for life. — "How perfectly sweet! If you two only knew what pretty picture you make!" — "Heavens!" says the vampire. "You must have worked a your life to acquire ignorance, for no one was ever born as stupid as you!" — When the dames cast languishing glances at his handsome form, he glared at them like an infuriated turtle.

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