It is a land of free speech, Philistia, and if one of
us chooses to make remarks concerning the work of
the others no sense of modesty keeps us quiet. It is
because we cannot say what we would in the periodicals
which are now issued in a dignified, manner in
various places, that we have made this book. In the
afore-mentioned periodicals divers men chatter with
great fluency, startling regularity and “damnable
complacency,” each through his individual bonnet.
Edward W. Bok, evidently assisted by Mrs. Lydia
Pinkham and W. L. Douglas, of Brocton, Massachusetts,
prints the innermost secrets of dead women
told by their living male relatives for six dollars a
column. Thereby the authors are furnished with
the price of a week’s board, and those of us who
may have left some little sense of decency, wonder
what manner of man it may be who sells his wife’s
heart to the readers of Bok. But the “unspeakable
Bok” is “successful.” His magazine flourishes like
a green bay tree. Many readers write him upon
subjects of deportment and other matters in which
he is accomplished. So, the gods give us joy! Let
him drive on, and may his Home Journal have five
million readers before the year is out—God help
them!
Mr. Gilder dishes up monthly beautifully printed
articles which nobody cares about, but which everybody
buys, because The Century looks well on the
library table.
Mr. Howells maunders weekly in a column called
“Life and Letters” in Harper’s journal of civilization.
This “Life and Letters” reminds me of the
Peterkin’s famous picnic at Strawberry Nook.
“There weren’t any strawberries and there wasn’t
any nook, but there was a good place to tie the
horses.”
So it goes through the whole list. There are
people, however, who believe that Romance is not
dead, and that there is literature to be made which
is neither inane nor yet smells of the kitchen sink.
This is a great big merry world, says Mr. Dana, and
there’s much good to be got out of it, so toward
those who believe as we do—we of Philistia—this
paper starts upon its great and perilous voyage at one
dollar a year.
It was Balzac, or some one else, who used to tell of
a flea that lived on a mangy lion and boasted to all
the rank outside fleas that he met: I have in me the
blood of the King of Beasts.
It is a comforting thought that somewhere, at some
time, every good thing on earth is brought to an
accounting of itself. Thereby are the children of
men saved from much tyranny. For the good things
of earth are your true oppressors.
For such an accounting are Philistines born in
every age. By their audit are men perpetually set
free from trammels self-woven.
Earnest men have marvelled in all times that
convention has imputed to husks and symbols the
potency of the things they outwardly stand for.
Many also have protested, and these, in reproach,
have been called Philistines. And yet they have
done no more than show forth that in all things the
vital purpose is more than the form that shrines it.
The inspirations of to-day are the shams of to-morrow—for
the purpose has departed and only the
dead form of custom remains. “Is not the body
more than raiment”—and is not life more than the
formulæ that hedge it in?
Wherefore men who do their own thinking, and
eke women betimes, take honor rather than disparagement
in the name which is meant to typify remorseless
commonplace. They hesitate not to question
custom, whether there be reason in it. They
ask “Why?” when one makes proclamation:
“Lo! Columbus discovered America four hundred
years ago! Let us give a dance.” There have
been teachers who sought to persuade mankind that
use alone is beauty—and these too have done violence
to the fitness of things. On such ideals is the
civilization of Cathay founded. Neither in the grossness
of material things nor in the false refinements
that “divorce the feeling from its mate the deed”
is the core and essence of living.
It is the business of the true Philistine to rescue
from the environment of custom and ostentation the
beauty and the goodness cribbed therein. And so
the Philistines of these days, whose prime type is the
Knight of La Mancha, go tilting at windmills and
other fortresses—often on sorry nags and with shaky
lances, and yet on heroic errand bent. And to such
merry joust and fielding all lovers of chivalry are
bidden: to look on—perhaps to laugh, it may be to
grieve at a woeful belittling of lofty enterprise.
Come, such of you as have patience with such warriors.
It is Sancho Panza who invites you.
The Chip-Munk has a bright reference in the issue
of May 15 to Coventry, Patmore, Pater and Meredith.
These are four great men, as The Chip-Munk
boldly states.
The Chip-Munk further announces that the Only
Original Lynx-Eyed Proof Reader has not gone on a
journey. Really, I supposed of course he had been
gone these many moons!
I wonder if Carman is still upon a diet of Mellin’s
Food that he imagines people do not know that this
poem
Lord of the vasty tent of Heaven,
Who hast to thy saints and sages given
A thousand nights with their thousand stars,
And the star of faith for a thousand years.
Grant me, only a foolish rover,
All thy beautiful wide world over,
A thousand loves in a thousand days,
And one great love for a thousand years.
—Bliss Carman in The Chap Book, May, 1895.
was written years and years ago as follows:
The night has a thousand eyes,
And the day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying sun.
The mind has a thousand eyes,
And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies
When love is done.
I desire to swipe him after this manner:
LITTLE DELIRICS OF BLISS.
Lord of the wires that tangle Heaven,
Who hast to thy brake-persuaders given,
The longest of days to ring and grind,
And no least screen from the winter’s wind.
Grant me, only, a summer lover,
Sunshiny days the long year over,
A thousand whirls and a thousand fares,
And one long whirl of a thousand hours.
White and rose are the colors of strife,
What care I for the crimson and blue?
Greater than football the battle of life
And tragic as aught the gods may view,
The clutch and the gripe of inward ills;
Pallid the People and Pink the Pills.
Mark Twain says he is writing “Joan of Arc”
anonymously in Harper’s because he is convinced if
he signed it the people would insist the stuff was
funny. Mr. Twain is worried unnecessarily. It has
been a long time since any one insisted the matter he
turns out so voluminously was or is funny.
The amusing William Dean Howells writes that he
is so bothered by autograph seekers that he will hereafter
refuse to send his signature “with a sentiment”
unless the applicant for his favor produces satisfactory
evidence he has read all of his works, “now some
thirty or forty in number.” When this proof has
been sent if Mr. Howells does not return his autograph
on the bottom of a check for a large amount,
he deserves to be arrested for cruelty to his fellows.
There is no doubt that a teacher once committed
to a certain line of thought will cling to that line
long after all others have deserted it. In trying to
persuade others he convinces himself. This is especially
so if he is opposed. Opposition evolves in his
mind a maternal affection for the product of his
brain and he defends it blindly to the death. Thus
we see why institutions are so conservative. Like
the coral insect they secrete osseous matter; and
when a preacher preaches he himself always goes
forward to the mourners’ bench and accepts all of
the dogmas that have just been so ably stated.
Literature is the noblest of all the arts. Music
dies on the air, or at best exists only as a memory;
oratory ceases with the effort; the painter’s colors
fade and the canvas rots; the marble is dragged
from its pedestal and is broken into fragments; but
the Index Expurgatorius is as naught, and the books
burned by the fires of the auto da fe still live. Literature
is reproduced ten thousand times ten thousand
and lodges its appeal with posterity. It dedicates
itself to Time.
The action of various theatrical managers in cutting
from their programmes the name of the author
of the plays running at their houses and the similar
action of numerous librarians in withdrawing his
books from their shelves is simply another proof of
the marvellous powers of stultification possessed by
the humans of the present time. These managers,
having the scattering wits of birds, do not seem to
appreciate that, whatever the character of the author,
the plays he has written were as bad before they
were produced as they are now that he has been so
effectually extinguished; and these librarians cannot
comprehend, evidently, that his books were fully as
immoral as they are now when they were first put on
the shelves. Would it not be a refreshing thing to
find a theatrical manager who managed a theater because
he had an honest purpose of elevating, perpetuating,
purifying and strengthening the drama,
instead of speculating in it as a Jew speculates in old
clothes? And would it not be a marvel to discover
librarian who knew something about books?
Buffalo, New York, is getting to be very classic in
some things. It tolerated the nude with great
equanimity in the recent Art Exhibition and exhibits
the female embodiment of everything ideal, from the
German muse of song to the still more German muse
of barley products, at the great variety of fests, more
or less related to beer, that follow in swift succession
in that town. But the classic climax was reached on
Good Friday of this year, when the Venus of Milo,
mounted on a Bock beer pedestal, was the center
piece of an Easter symbol picture in a Hebrew clothing
advertisement. The limit of Buffalo congruity
seems to have been reached.
The Chip-Munk for May has a bit of folk-lore
about a man who advised another to join a conspiracy
of silence. This item appeared in 1893 and during
1894 was published by actual count in one hundred
and forty-nine newspapers. The editors of
The Chip-Munk are a bit slow in reading their exchanges.
The Two Orphans at the Kate Claxton Building,
Chicago Stockyards, have a motto on their letter
heads that reads, “We are the people and wisdom
will die with us.”
The editor of The Baseburner, who claims to be a
veritist, states that it is not true that the Garland
stoves were named after Ham Garland of Chicago
Stockyards; but the fact is Garland named himself
after the stoves.
Current Literature recently had a long article on
Louise Imogene Guinly. Doubtless the spelling of
the name was a typographical error, as the editor
probably refers to Miss Louisa Imogene Quinney,
who is postmistress at Auburn, New York, and
daughter of Richard Quinney, manufacturer of the
famous Quinney Mineral Water.
Judge Robert Grant has in preparation a series of
articles called “How to Live on a Million a Minute
and Have Money to Burn.”
I hear the voice of the editors of The Chip-Munk
complaining that Little Journeys, The Bibelot, Chips
and other publications are base, would-be imitators
of their own chaste periodical. Why, you sweet
things, did you know that many hundred years ago a
great printer made a book which was printed in black
inside with a cover in red and black. I believe this
is the thing which you claim is original with yourselves.
So far as the rest of the periodicals are
concerned I have no means of knowing whether they
are imitations or not, but Little Journeys was in type
and printed long before The Chip-Munk came out
of its hole.
Messrs. Copeland & Day of Boston recently published
for Mr. Stephen Crane a book which he called
“The Black Riders.” I don’t know why; the
riders might have as easily been green or yellow or
baby-blue for all the book tells about them, and I
think the title, “The Pink Rooters,” would have
been better, but it doesn’t matter. My friend, The
Onlooker, of Town Topics, quotes one of the verses
and says this, which I heartily endorse:
I saw a man pursuing the horizon;
Round and round they sped.
I was disturbed at this;
I accosted the man.
“It is futile,” I said,
“You can never”——
“You lie,” he cried.
And ran on.
This was Mr. Howells proving that Ibsen is valuable
and interesting. It is to be hoped that Mr.
Crane will write another poem about him after his
legs have been worn off.
I was moved to read Mr. Hermann Sudermann’s
diverting novel, “The Wish,” upon observing an extended
notice in the “Sub Rosa” column of the
Buffalo Courier. The writer therein alleged that
the novel taught a great moral lesson, and desiring
to be taught a great moral lesson I bought the book.
It treats of the wish of a girl for her sister’s death in
order that she might marry the husband. I suppose
the great moral truth is that one should not wish for
such things, but I supposed that had been taught in
one of the Commandments, which tells of coveting
thy neighbor’s wife, and my Sunday School teacher
used to tell me that it referred equally to husbands.
I was evidently mistaken, and Hermann Sudermann
is hereby hailed as a teacher of morals. I should
think, from the style of the “Sub Rosa” article,
that the writer is a woman. If she is, I’ll bet her
feet are cold if she enjoys such things as this:
When Old Hellinger entered the gable room he
saw a sight which froze the blood in his veins. His
son’s body lay stretched on the ground. As he fell
he must have clutched the supports of the bier on
which the dead girl had been placed, and dragged
down the whole erection with him; for on the top of
him, between the broken planks, lay the corpse, in
its long, white shroud, its motionless face upon his
face, its bared arms thrown over his head. At this
moment he regained consciousness, and started up.
The dead girl’s head sank down from his and bumped
on the floor.
This cheerful book is translated from the German
by Lily Henkel and published by the Appletons. I
commend it to Mr. Bliss Carman and his shroud
washers.
Mr. Thomas B. Mosher, of Portland, Maine,
deserves the thanks of the reading public for the
issuing of The Bibelot. Each month this dainty
periodical comes like a dash of salt water on a hot
day, and is as refreshing. After reading the longings
and the heartburnings of the various degenerates who
inflict their stuff on us these days, Mr. Mosher’s
“Sappho” comes and makes us really believe that
there is a man up on the coast of Maine who has the
salt of the sea and the breath of the pines in him, and
is willing to think that there are other people who
care for purity and sweetness, rather than such literature
as “Vistas” and the plays of Maeterlinck.
When in five consecutive stories, printed in the
same periodical, the hero or heroine has ended the
narrative by shooting himself or herself, is it not
about time to hire somebody to invent some other
denouement?
Many a man’s reputation would not know his
character if they met on the street.
To be stupid when inclined and dull when you
wish is a boon that only goes with high friendship.
Every man has moments when he doubts his ability.
So does every woman at times doubt her wit
and beauty and long to see them mirrored in a masculine
eye. This is why flattery is acceptable. A
woman will doubt everything you say except it be
compliments to herself—here she believes you truthful
and mentally admires you for your discernment.
“Behold the miracle!” he cried—
The sombre priest who stood beside
A figure on whose snowy breast
The outlines of a cross expressed
In ruddy life-drops ebbed and flowed;
“Behold th’ imprimatur of God!”
A kneeling woman raised her eyes;
Lo! At the sight, in swift surprise,
Ere awe-struck lips a prayer could speak
Love’s stigma glowed on brow and cheek;
And one in reverence bent his head—
“Behold the miracle?” he said.
Kate Field’s Wash is dry.
The Arena has sand.
“Sub-Tragic” is the latest description of Vic.
Woodhull’s Humanitarian.
McClure’s is getting a little weary with its living
pictures.
Scribner’s has a thrilling article on “Books We
Have Published.”
Godey’s is very gay in its second childhood.
Judge Tourgee’s Basis isn’t business. “It’s pretty,
but it isn’t war.”
The Century, it is said, will insert a page or two of
reading matter between the Italian art and the ads.
The Basis is out with prizes for poets and sermon
writers. It was as certain as the law of nature makes
the filling of every vacuum at some time, that somewhere
and at some time these people would get their
reward. It seems to be coming now. But where
and when will be the reward of the people who read
what they write? The thought of their fate is all
shuddery.
Ginger used to be in evidence in magazines and
pumpkin pies. Squash is a prominent ingredient
now.
If Peterson’s wouldn’t mix ads. and reading matter
in their books and on title pages the cause of current
literature would be advanced.
Between Grant’s essays on the art of living and
the mild satire of “The Point of View,” it really
looks as if the Tattler had come again—a little disembodied
for Dick Steele, but in character.
“Narcissus is the glory of his race,
For who does nothing with a better grace.”
Narcissus: or, The Self-Lover.
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