THE Limping Water, within a mile after it passed Ford’s Station, turned
abruptly and flowed almost due west for thirty
miles, where it again proceeded southward. At
the second bend stood the ranch houses and corrals
of the Star C, in a country rich in grass and water.
Its cows numbered far into the thousands and its
horses were the best for miles around, while the
whole ranch had an air of opulence and plenty.
Its ranch house was a curiosity, for even now there
were lace curtains in some of the windows, badly
torn and soiled, but still lace curtains; and on the
floors of several rooms were thick carpets, now
covered with dust and riding paraphernalia. Oddly
shaped and badly scratched chairs were piled high
with accumulated trash, and the few gilt-framed
paintings which graced the walls were hanging
awry and were torn and scratched. At one time
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an Eastern woman had tried to live there, but that
was when the owner of the ranch and his wife had
been enthusiasts. New York regained and kept
its own, and they now would rather receive quarterly
reports by mail than daily reports in person.
The foreman and his wolf hounds reigned supreme,
not at all bothered by the stiff furniture and lace
curtains, because he would rather be comfortable
than stylish, and so lived in two rooms which he
had fitted up to his ideas. Carpets and two-inch
spurs cause profanity and ravelings, and as for pictures,
they have a most annoying way of tilting
when one hangs a six-shooter on one corner of the
frame, and they are so inviting that one is constantly
forgetting. So the unstable pictures, the
dress-parade chairs, bothersome curtains and
clutching carpets were left under the dust.
The Star C, being in a part of the country little
traversed and crossed by no trails, was removed
from the zone of The Orphan’s activities and had
no cause for animosity, save that induced by his
reputation. Several of its punchers had seen him,
and all were well versed in his exploits, for frequently
Ford’s Station shared its hospitality with
one or more of them; and in Ford’s Station at that
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time The Orphan was the chief topic of conversation
and the bone of contention. But the foreman
of the Star C would not know him if he should
see him, unless by intuition.
Blake was a man much after the pattern of
Shields in his ideas, and the two were warm friends
and had roughed it together when Ford’s Station
had only been an adobe hut. Their affection for
each other was of the stern, silent kind, which seldom
betrayed itself directly in words, and they
could ride together for hours in an understanding
silence and never weary of the companionship; and
when need was, deeds spoke for them. The Cross
Bar-8 would have had more than Ford’s Station
to fight if it had declared war on the sheriff, which
the Cross Bar-8 knew. The three cleverest manipulators
of weapons in that section, in the order of
their merit, were The Orphan, Shields and Blake,
which also the Cross Bar-8 knew.
The foreman of the Star C rode at a walk
toward a distant point of his dominions and cogitated
as to whether he could ride over to Ford’s
Station that night to see the sheriff. It was a
matter of sixty miles for the round trip, but it
might have been sixty blocks, so far as the distance
troubled him. He had just decided to make the
trip and to spend a pleasant hour with his friend,
and drink some of the delicious coffee which Mrs.
Shields always made for him and eat one of her
prize pies, or some of her light ginger bread, when
he descried a horseman coming toward him at a
lope.
The Orphan gives Blake Shields’ note. (See page 213.)
213The newcomer was a stranger to Blake and
appeared to be a young man, which was of no
consequence. But the thing which attracted more
than a casual glance from the foreman was a certain
jaunty, reckless air about the man which spoke
well for the condition of his nerves and liver.
The stranger approached to within a rod of
Blake before he spoke, and then he slowed down
and nodded, but with wide-eyed alertness.
“Howdy,” he said. “Are you the foreman of
the Star C?”
“Howdy. I am,” replied the foreman.
“Then I reckon this is yours,” said the stranger,
holding out a bit of straw-colored paper.
The foreman took it and slowly read it. When
he had finished reading he turned it over to see
if there was anything on the back, and then stuck
it in his pocket and looked up casually.
214“Are you The Orphan?” he asked, with no
more interest than he would have displayed if he
had asked about the weather.
“Yes,” replied The Orphan, nonchalantly rolling
another cigarette.
“How is the sheriff?” Blake asked.
“Shore well enough, but a little mad about the
Cross Bar-8,” answered the other as he inhaled
deeply and with much satisfaction. “He said
there was some good coffee waiting for you to-night
if you wanted it,” he added.
“Did he?” asked Blake, grinning his delight.
“Yes, and some–apricot pie,” added The
Orphan wistfully.
Blake laughed: “Well, I reckon I’ve got some
business over in town to-night, so you keep on
going ’til you get to the bunk house. Tell Lee
Lung to rustle the grub lively–I’ll be there right
after you. Apricot pie!” he chuckled as he pushed
on at a lope.
Jim Carter was washing for supper, being urged
to show more speed by Bud Taylor, when the latter
looked up and saw The Orphan dismount. His
mouth opened a trifle, but he continued his urging
without a break. He had seen The Orphan at
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Ace High the year before, when the outlaw had
ridden in for a supply of cartridges, and he
instantly recalled the face. But Bud was not only
easy-going, but also very hungry at the time, and
he didn’t care if the devil himself called as long
as the devil respected the etiquette of the range.
Besides, if there was to be trouble it would rest
more comfortably on a full stomach.
“Give me a quit-claim to that pan, yu coyote,”
he said pleasantly to Jim. “Yu ain’t taking no
bath!”
“Blub–no I ain’t–blub blub–but you will
be–blub–if yu don’t lemme alone,” came from
the pan. “Hand me that towel!”
“Don’t wallow in it, yu!” admonished Bud as
he refilled the basin. “Leave some dry spots for
me, this time.”
Jim carefully hung the towel on a peg in the
wall of the house and then noticed the stranger,
who was removing his saddle.
“Howdy, stranger!” he said heartily. “Just
in time to feed. Coax some of that water from
Bud, but get holt of the towel first, for there won’t
be none left soon.”
The Orphan laughed and dusted his chaps.
216“Where’ll I find Lee Lung?” he asked.
“Blake wants him to rustle the grub lively.”
“He’s in the cook shack behind the house
a-doing it and trying to sing,” replied Jim. “He’s
always trying to sing; it goes something like this:
Hop-lee, low-hop yum-see,” he hummed in a
monotonous wail as he combed his hair before a
broken bit of mirror stuck in a crack. “Hi-dee,
hee-hee, chop-chop––”
“Gimme that comb, yu heathen Chinee,” cried
Bud, “and don’t make that noise.”
“Anything else yu wants?” asked Jim, deliberately
putting the comb away in the box.
“I want to be in Kansas City with a million
dollars and a whopper of a thirst,” replied Bud as
he filled the basin for the stranger. “It’s all
yourn, stranger. Grub’s waiting for yu inside when
yore ready.”
“Do yu know who that feller is?” Bud asked
in a whisper as they made their way to the table,
from which came much laughter. “That’s The
Orphant,” he added.
“Th’ h–l it is!” said Jim. “Him? Him
Th’ Orphant? Tell another! I’m more than six
years old, even if yu ain’t.”
217“That’s straight, fellers!” said Bud to the
assembled outfit in a low voice. “I ain’t kidding
yu none, honest. I saw him up to Ace High last
year. That’s him, all right. Wait ’til he comes
in and see!”
“Well, I don’t care if he’s Jonah,” responded
Jim. “Only I reckons you’re plumb loco, all the
same. But I’m too hungry to care if Gabriel
blows if I can fill up before these Oliver Twists
eats it all up,” he said, revealing his last reading
matter.
“He shore enough wears his gun plumb low–and
the holster is tied to his chaps, too,” muttered
Jim as he seated himself at the table. “So would
I, too, if I was him. Pass them murphys, Humble,”
he ordered.
“You has got to bust that piebald pet what
you’ve been keeping around the house to-morrow,
Humble,” exulted the man nearest to him. “And
it’ll shore be a circus watching you do it, too!”
The blankets which divided the bunk house into
two rooms were pushed aside and The Orphan
entered, carrying his saddle and bridle, which he
placed beside the others on the floor. Then he
unbuckled his belts and hung them, Colts and all,
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over the pommel, which was etiquette and which
gave assurance that the guest was not hunting anyone.
Then he seated himself at the table in a chair
which Humble pushed back for him. His entry
in no degree caused a lull in the conversation.
“Well, you hasn’t got no kick coming, has
you?” asked Humble. “Hey, Cookie!” he
shouted into the dark gallery which led to the cook
shack. “Rustle in some more fixings for another
place, and bring in the slush!” Then he turned
to his tormentor: “You has allus got something
to say about my business, ain’t you, hey?”
“Sic ’em, Humble!” said Silent Allen. “Go
for him!”
From the gallery came sounds of calamity and
then a mongrel dog shot out and collided with the
table, glancing off it and under the curtain in his
haste to gain the outside world. A second later
the cook, his face fiendish, grasping a huge knife,
followed the dog out on the plain. Those eating
sprang to their feet and streamed after the cook,
yelling encouragement to their favorite.
“Go it, Old Woman!” “’Ray for Cookie!”
“Beat him out, Lightning!” and other expressions
met Blake as he came up from the corral.
219“Cook got ’em again?” he asked, elbowing his
way into the house. “I told you to keep liquor
away from him.”
“’Tain’t liquor this time; it’s th’ kioodle,” replied
Docile Thomas as he led the way back to the
table. “Him an’ th’ dog don’t mix extra well.”
Blake swept aside the blanket and saw The
Orphan standing by the window and laughing.
Turning, he disappeared into the gallery and soon
returned with a tin plate, a steel knife, a tin cup
and the coffee pot.
“Sit down–good Lord, they would let a man
starve,” he said, roughly clearing a place at the
table for the new arrival. “I don’t know how
you feel,” he continued, “but I’m so all-fired hungry
that I don’t know whether it’s my back or
stomach that hurts. Take some beef and throw
those potatoes down this way. Here, have some
slush,” filling The Orphan’s cup with coffee.
“This ain’t like the coffee the sheriff drinks, but it
is just a little bit better than nothing. You see,
Cook’s all right, only he can’t cook, never could
and never will. But he’s a whole lot better than
a sailor I once suffered under.”
“What’s the matter between you and Lightning,
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Lee?” asked Bud as the cook passed by the
table on his way to the shack.
“Wouldn’t he drink yore slush? I allus said
some dogs was smart,” laughed Jack Lawson.
Lee’s smile was bland. “Scalpee th’ dlog,” he
asserted as he disappeared. “No dlamn good!”
wafted from the gallery.
“Say, Humble,” said Silent Allen in an aggrieved
tone, “the beef will wag its tail some night
if you don’t shoot that cur!”
“That’s right!” endorsed Jack. “I’ll shoot
him for a dollar,” he added hopefully. “The
boys will all chip in to make up the purse and it
won’t cost you a cent, not even a cartridge.”
“Anybody that don’t like that setter can
move,” responded Humble with decision. “He’s
a O. K. dog, that’s what he is,” he added loyally.
“Well, he’s a setter, all right,” laughed Silent.
“He ain’t good for nothing else but to set around
all day in the shade and chew hisself up.”
“He ain’t, ain’t he?” cried Humble, delaying
the morsel on his fork in mid-air. “You ought
to see him a-chasing coyotes!”
“I did see him chasing coyotes, and that’s why
I want you to have him killed,” replied Silent,
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grinning. “His feet are too big. Every time he
shoves his hind feet between the front ones he
throws hisself.”
“What did he ever catch except fleas and the
mange?” asked Blake, winking at The Orphan,
who was extremely busy burying his hunger.
“What did he ever catch!” indignantly cried
Humble, dropping his fork. “You saw him catch
that gray wolf over near the timber, and you can’t
deny it, neither!”
“By George, he did!” exclaimed Blake seriously.
“You’re right this time, Humble, he did.
But he let go awful sudden. Besides, that gray
wolf you’re talking about was a coyote, and he
would have died of old age in another week if you
hadn’t shot him to save the dog. And, what’s
more, I never saw him chase anything since, not
even rabbits.”
“He caught my boot one night,” remarked
Charley Bailey, reflectively, “right plumb on his
near eye. Oh, he’s a catcher, all right.”
“He’s so good he ought to be stuffed, then he
could sit without having to move around catching
boots and things,” said Jim. “Why don’t you
have him stuffed, Humble?”
222“Oh, yore a whole lot smart, now ain’t you?”
blazed the persecuted puncher, glaring at his tormentors.
“He can’t catch his tail, Silent,” offered Bud.
“I once saw him trying to do it for ten minutes–he
looked like a pinwheel what we used to have
when we were kids. Missed it every time, and all
he got was a cheap drunk.”
Humble said a few things which came out so
fast that they jammed up, and he left the room to
hunt for his dog.
“Any particular reason why you call him Lightning,
or is it just irony?” asked The Orphan as he
helped himself to the beef for the third time. “I
never heard that name used before.”
“Oh, it ain’t irony at all!” hastily denied the
foreman. “That’s a real good name, fits him
all right,” he assured. Then he explained: “You
see, lightning don’t hit twice in the same place, and
neither can the dog when he scratches himself.
And, besides, he can dodge awful quick. You
have to figure which way he’ll jump when you
want him to catch anything.”
“But you don’t have to remember his name at
all, Stranger,” interposed Silent, who was not at
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all silent. “Any handle will do, if you only yells.
Every time anybody yells he makes a crow line for
the plain and howls at every jump. He’s got a
regular, shore enough trail worn where he makes
his get-away.”
Silence descended over the table, and for a quarter
of an hour only the click of eating utensils
could be heard. At the end of that time Blake
pushed back his chair and arose. He glanced
around the table and then spoke very distinctly:
“Well, Orphan, get acquainted with your outfit.”
A head or two raised at the name, but that seemed
to be all the effect of his words. “The boys will
put you onto the game in the morning, and Bud
will show you where to begin in case I don’t show
up in time. Better take a fresh cayuse and let yours
rest up some. Don’t hurt Humble’s ki-yi and
he’ll be plumb nice to you; and if Silent wants to
know how you likes his singing and banjo playing,
lie and say it’s fine.”
The laugh went around and all was serene with
the good fellowship which is so often found in
good outfits.
“Joe, I’ll bring the mail out with me, so you
needn’t go after it,” continued the foreman as he
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strode towards the door. “That’s what I’m going
over for,” he laughed.
“Lord, I’d go, too, if pie and cake and good
coffee was on the card,” laughed Silent.
“We’ll shore have to go over in a gang some
night and raid that pantry,” remarked Bud. “It
would be a circus, all right.”
“The sheriff would get some good target practice,
that’s shore,” responded Blake. “But I’ve
got something better than that, and since you
brought the subject up I’ll tell you now, so you’ll
be good.
“Mrs. Shields has promised to get up a fine feed
for you fellows as soon as Jim’s sisters are on hand
to help her, and as they are here now I wouldn’t
be a whole lot surprised if I brought the invitation
back with me. How’s that for a change, eh?”
he asked.
“Glory be!” cried Silent. “Hurry up and get
home!”
“Say, she’s all right, ain’t she!” shouted Jack,
executing a jig to show how glad he was.
“Pinch me, Humble, pinch me!” begged Bud.
“I may be asleep and dreaming–here! What the
devil do you think I am, you wart-headed coyote!”
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he yelled, dancing in pain and rubbing his leg
frantically. “You blamed doodle bug, yu!”
“Well, I pinched you, didn’t I?” indignantly
cried Humble. “What’s eating you? Didn’t you
ask me to, you chump?”
“Hurry up and get that mail, Tom,” cried Jim.
“It might spoil–and say, if she leads at you with
that invite, clinch!”
Blake laughed and went off toward the corral.
As he found the horse he wished to ride he heard
a riot in the bunk-house and he laughed silently.
A Virginia reel was in full swing and the noise was
terrible. Riding past the window, he saw Silent
working like a madman at his banjo; and assiduously
playing a harmonica was The Orphan, all
smiles and puffed-out cheeks.
“Well, The Orphan is all right now,” the foreman
muttered as he swung out on the trail to
Ford’s Station. “I reckon he’s found himself.”
In the bunk-house there was much hilarity, and
laughter roared continually at the grotesque gymnastics
of the reel and at the sharp wit which cut
right and left, respecting no one save the new member
of the outfit, and eventually he came in for his
share, which he repaid with interest. Suddenly
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Jim, catching his spurs in a bear-skin rug which
lay near a bunk, threw out his arms to save himself
and then went sprawling to the floor. The
uproar increased suddenly, and as it died down
Jim could be heard complaining.
“–– ––!” he cried as he nursed his knee.
“I’ve had that pelt for nigh onto three years and
regularly I go and get tangled up with it. It shore
beats all how I plumb forget its habit of wrapping
itself around them rowels, what are too big, anyhow.
And it ain’t a big one at that, only about
half as big as the one I got for a tenderfoot up in
Montanny,” he deprecated in disgust.
The outfit scented a story and became suddenly
quiet.
“Dod-blasted postage stamp of a pelt,” he
grumbled as he threw it into his bunk.
“The other skin couldn’t ’a’ been much bigger
than that one,” said Bud, leading him on. “How
big was it, anyhow, Jim?”
“It couldn’t, hey? It came off a nine-foot
grizzly, that’s how big it was,” retorted Jim, sitting
down and filling his pipe. “Nine whole feet
from stub of tail to snoot, plumb full of cussedness,
too.”
227“How’d you get it–Sharps?” queried Charley.
“No, Colt,” responded Jim. “Luckiest shot I
ever made, all right. I shore had visions of wearing
wings when I pulled the trigger. Just one of
them lucky shots a man will make sometimes.”
“Give us the story, Jim,” suggested Silent, settling
himself easily in his bunk. “Then we’ll have
another smoke and go right to bed. I’m some
sleepy.”
“Well,” began Jim after his pipe was going
well, “I was sort of second foreman for the Tadpole,
up in Montanny, about six years ago. I had
a good foreman, a good ranch and about a dozen
white punchers to look after. And we had a real
cook, no mistake about that, all right.
“The Old Man hibernated in New York during
the winter and came out every spring right after
the calf round-up was over to see how we was fixed
and to eat some of the cook’s flapjacks. That cook
wasn’t no yaller-skinned post for a hair clothes line,
like this grinning monkey what we’ve got here.
The Old Man was a fine old cuss–one of the boys,
and a darn good one, too–and we was always
plumb glad to see him. He minded his own business,
didn’t tell us how we ought to punch cows and
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didn’t bother anybody what didn’t want to be
bothered, which we most of us did like.
“Well, one day Jed Thompson, who rustled
our mail for us twice a month, handed me a letter
for the foreman, who was down South and
wouldn’t be back for some time. His mother had
died and he went back home for a spell. I saw
that the letter was from the Old Man, and wondered
what it would say. I sort of figured that it
would tell us when to hitch up to the buckboard
and go after him. Fearing that he might land
before the foreman got back, I went and opened
it up.
“It was from the Old Man, all right, but it was
no go for him that spring. He was sick abed in
New York, and said as how he was plumb sorry
he couldn’t get out to see his boys, and so was we
sorry. But he said as how he was sending us a
friend of his’n who wanted to go hunting, and
would we see that he didn’t shoot no cows. We
said we would, and then I went on and found out
when this hunter was due to land.
“When the unfortunate day rolled around I
straddled the buckboard and lit out for Whisky
Crossing, twenty miles to the east, it being the
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nearest burg on the stage line. And as I pulled in
I saw Frank, who drove the stage, and he was
grinning from ear to ear.
“‘I reckon that’s your’n,’ he said, pointing to a
circus clown what had got loose and was sizing up
the town.
“‘The drinks are on me when I sees you again,
Frank,’ I said, for somehow I felt that he was
right.
“Then I sized up my present, and blamed if he
wasn’t all rigged out to kill Indians. While my
mouth was closing he ambled up to me and stared
at my gun, which must ’a’ been purty big to him.
“‘Are you Mr. Fisher’s hired man?’ he asked,
giving me a real tolerating look.
“Frank followed his grin into the saloon, leaving
the door open so he could hear everything.
That made me plumb sore at Frank, him a-doing
a thing like that, and I glared.
“‘I ain’t nobody’s hired man, and never was,’
I said, sort of riled. ‘We ain’t had no hired man
since we lynched the last one, but I’m next door to
the foreman. Won’t I do, or do you insist on
talking to a hired man? If you do, he’s in the
saloon.’
230“‘Oh, yes, you’ll do!’ he said, quick-like, and
then he ups and climbs aboard and we pulled out
for home, Frank waving his sombrero at me and
laughing fit to kill.
“We hadn’t no more than got started when the
hunter ups and grabs at the lines, which he shore
missed by a foot. I was driving them cayuses, not
him, and I told him so, too.
“‘But ain’t you going to take my luggage?’ he
asked.
“‘Luggage! What luggage?’ I answers, surprised-like.
“Then he pointed behind him, and blamed if
he didn’t have two trunks, a gripsack and three
gun cases. I didn’t say a word, being too full of
cuss words to let any of ’em loose, until Frank
wobbled up and asked me if I’d forgot something.
Then I shore said a few, after which I busted my
back a-hoisting his freight cars aboard, and we
started out again, Frank acting like a d––n fool.
“The cayuses raised their ears, wondering what
we was taking the saloon for, and I reckoned we
would make them twenty miles in about eight hours
if nothing busted and we rustled real hard.
“Well, about every twenty minutes I had to get
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off and hoist some of his furniture aboard, it being
jolted off, for the prairie wasn’t paved a whole lot,
and us going cross-country. Considering my back,
and the fact that he kept calling me ‘My
man,’ and Frank’s grin, I wasn’t in no frame of
mind to lead a religion round-up when I got home
and dumped Davy Crockett’s war-duds overboard
for Jed to rustle in. I was still sore at Jed for
bringing that letter.
“Davy Crockett dusted for the house and
ordered Sammy Johns to oil his guns and put them
together, after which he went off a-poking his nose
into everything in sight, and mostly everything that
wasn’t in sight. When he got back to the house
from his tour of inspection he found his guns just
like he’d left them, and that was in their cases.
Then he ambled out to me and registered his howl.
“‘My man,’ he said, ‘My man, that hired man
what I told to put my guns together ain’t done it!’
“‘Oh, he didn’t?’ I said, hanging on to my
cuss words, for I was some surprised and couldn’t
say a whole lot.
“‘No, he hasn’t, and so I’ve come out to report
him,’ he said, looking mad.
“‘My man!’ said I, mad some myself, and
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looking him plumb in the eyes. ‘My man, if he
had I’d shore think he was off his feed or loco. He
ain’t no hired man, but he is a all-fired good cow-puncher,
and I’m a heap scared about him not filling
you full of holes, you asking him to do a thing
like that! He must be real sick.’
“He didn’t have no come-back to that, but just
looked sort of funny, and then he trotted off to put
his guns together hisself. I hustled around and
saw that some work was done right and then went
in to supper. After it was over my present got up
and handed me a gun, and I near fell over. It
was a purty little Winchester, and I don’t blame
him a whole lot for being tickled over it, for it
shore was a beauty, but it oozed out a ball about
the size of a pea, and the makers would ’a’ been
some scared if they had known it was running
around loose in a grizzly-bear country.
“‘I reckon that’ll stop him,’ he said, happy-like.
“‘Stop what?’ I asked him.
“‘Why, game–bears, of course,’ he said,
shocked at my appalling ignorance.
“‘Yes,’ said I, slow-like, ‘I reckon Ephraim
may turn around and scratch hisself, if you hits
him.’
233“‘Why, won’t that stop a bear?’
“‘Yes, if it’s a stuffed bear,’ I said.
“‘Why, that’s a blamed good rifle!’
“‘It shore is; it’s as fine a gun as I ever laid my
eyes on,’ I replied, ‘for prairie dogs and such.’
“Then I felt plumb sorry for him, he being so
ignorant, and so when he hands me a peach of a
shotgun to shoot coyotes with I laid it down and
got my breach-loading Sharps, .50 caliber, which
I handed to him.
“‘There,’ I said, ‘that’s the only gun in the
room what any self-respecting bear will give a
d––n for.’
“He looked at it, felt its heft, sized up the bunghole
and then squinted along the sights.
“‘Why, this gun will kick like the very deuce!’
he said.
“‘Kick!’ said I. ’Kick! She’ll kick like a
army mule if you holds her far enough from your
shoulder. But I’d a whole lot ruther get kicked
by a mule than hugged by a grizzly, and so’ll you
when you sees him a-heading your way.’
“‘But what’ll you use?’ says he, ‘I don’t want
to take your gun.’
“Well, when he said that I reckoned that he
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had some good stuff in him after all, and somehow
I felt better. There he was, away from his mother
and sisters, among a bunch of gamboling cow-punchers,
and right in the middle of a good bear
country. I sort of wondered if he was to blame,
and managed to lay all the fault on his city
bringing-up.
“‘That’s all right,’ says I, ‘I’ll take an old
muzzle-loading Bridesburg what’s been laying
around the house ever since I came here. It
heaves enough lead at one crack to sink a man-of-war,
being a .60 caliber.’
“Well, bright and early the next morning we
started out for bear, and I knowed just where to
look, too. You see, there was a thicket of berry
bushes about three miles from the ranch house and
I had seen plenty of tracks there, and there was a
grizzly among them, too, and as big as a house,
judging from the signs. The boys had wanted to
ride out in a gang and rope him, but I said as how
I was saving him for a dude hunter to practice on,
so they left him alone.
“We footed it through the brush, and finally
Davy Crockett, who simply would go ahead of me,
yelled out that he had found tracks.
235“I rustled over, and sure enough he had, only
they wasn’t made by no bear, and I said so.
“‘Then what are they?’ he asked, sort of disappointed.
“‘Cow tracks,’ said I. ‘When you see bear
tracks you’ll know it right away,’ and we went on
a-hunting.
“We had just got down in a little hollow, where
the green flies were purty bad, when I saw tracks,
and they was bear tracks this time, and whoppers.
It had rained a little during the night and the
ground was just soft enough to show them nice.
I called Davy Crockett and he came up, and when
he saw them tracks he was plumb tickled, and some
scairt.
“‘Where is he?’ he asked, looking around sort
of anxious.
“‘At the front end of these tracks, making
more,’ said I.
“‘And what are we going to do now?’ he
asked, cocking the Sharps.
“‘We’re going to trail him,’ said I, ‘and if we
finds him and has any accidents, you wants to telegraph
yourself up a tree, and be sure that it ain’t
a big tree, too.’
236“’”Be sure it ain’t a big tree!“’ he repeated,
looking at me like he thought I wanted him to get
killed.
“‘Exactly,’ said I, and then I explained: ‘The
bigger the tree, the sooner you’ll be a meal, for he
climbs by hugging the trunk and pushing hisself
up. A little tree’ll slide through his legs, and he
can’t get a holt.’
“‘I hope I don’t forget that!’ he exclaimed,
looking dubious.
“‘The less you forgets when bear hunting,’ said
I, ‘the longer you’ll remember.’
“We took up the trail and purty soon we saw
the bear, and he was so big he didn’t hardly know
how to act. He was pawing berries into his mouth
for breakfast, and he turned his head and slowly
sized us up. He dropped on all fours and then
got up again, and Davy Crockett, not listening to
me telling him where to shoot, lets drive and busted
an ear. Ephraim preferred all fours again and
started coming straight at us, and Moses and all
his bullrushers couldn’t have stopped him. He was
due to arrive near Davy Crockett in about four
and a half seconds, and that person dropped his
gun and hot-footed it for a whopping big tree. I
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yelled at him and told him to take a little one, but
he was too blamed busy hunting bear to listen to a
no-account hired man like me, so he kept on a-going
for the big tree.
“I figured, and figured blamed quick, that the
bear would tag him just about the time he tagged
the tree, and so, hoping to create a diversion, I
whanged away at the bear’s tail, him running
plumb away from me. I was real successful, for
I created it all right. When he felt that carload
of lead slide up under his skin he braced hisself,
slid and wheeled, looking for the son-of-a-gun what
done it, and he saw me pouring powder hell-bent
down my gun. He must ’a’ knowed that I was the
real business end of the partnership, and that he’d
have trouble a-plenty if he let me finish my job, for
he came at me like a bullet.
“‘Climb a little tree! Climb a little tree!’
yelled Davy Crockett from his perch in his two-foot-through
oak.
“I wasn’t in no joyous frame of mind when a
nine-foot grizzly was due in the next mail, but I
just had to laugh at his advice when I sized up his
layout. As I jumped to one side the bear slid past,
trying awful hard to stop, and he was doing real
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well, too. As he turned I slipped on some of that
green grass, and thought as how the Old Man
would have to get another puncher.
“‘I ain’t never going to peter out with a tenderfoot
looking on if I can help it!’ I said to myself,
and I jerked loose my six-shooter, shooting offhand
and some hasty. It was just a last hope, the
kick of a dying man’s foot, but it fetched him,
blamed if it didn’t! He went down in a heap and
clawed about for a spell, but I put five more in
him, and then sat down. Did you ever notice how
long it takes a grizzly to die? I loaded my gun in
a hurry, the sweat pouring down my face, for that
was one of the times it ain’t no disgrace to be some
scared, which I was.
“‘Is he dead?’ called Davy Crockett from his
tree, hopeful-like and some anxious.
“‘He is,’ I said, ‘or, leastawise, he was.’
“Davy was a sight. He was all skinned up
from his clinch with the tree, though how he used
his face getting up is more than I can tell. And
he was some white and unsteady. He had all the
hunting he wanted, and he managed to say that he
was glad he hadn’t come out alone, and that he
reckoned I was right about his guns after all. So
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we took a last look at the bear and lit out for the
ranch, where I told the boys to go out and drag
our game home.”
Jim knocked the ashes from his pipe and began
to fill it anew, acting as though the story was finished,
but Bud knew him well, and he spoke up:
“Well, what then?” he asked.
“Oh, the hunter left for New York the very
next day, and I skinned the bear and sent the pelt
after him as a present. When I wrote out my
quarterly report, the foreman not being back yet,
I told the Old Man that if he had any more friends
what wanted to go hunting to send them up to
Frenchy McAllister on the Tin Cup. I was some
sore at Frenchy for the way he had cleaned me out
at poker.”
He threw the skin to the floor and began to
undress.
“Come on, now, lights out,” he said. “I’m
tired.”