Three men were seated about a table in a
small room. On the table were several instruments,
a delicate scale, glass vessels and test
tubes, a burning alcohol lamp that flickered under
a pan, in which boiled, bubbled and steamed some
odd-smelling mixture.
“Isn’t it almost done?” asked one of the men.
“It seems to me, Professor Bailey, that it has
cooked long enough.”
“What do you say, Professor Snodgrass?”
was the reply of the one appealed to.
“Hum! Well, you might put a little more of
the clay in, and add a bit more glycerine. I think
that would make it about the right consistency,”
and the little bald-headed man bent over the
steaming pan.
“All right, here goes a little more of the clay,”
and the third member of the trio, who in the dim
light could be identified as Rickford Fussel, put
in the pan some of the yellow mud that he and
his men had dug from the swamp. “There’s
plenty of it—that’s one consolation,” he laughed,
“and if it proves to be what we want, why,
there’s a fortune in it.”
“Several of them, I should say,” was the opinion
of the man who had been called Professor
Bailey. He looked at Professor Snodgrass for
confirmation.
“Yes,” admitted the little scientist, nodding
his head thoughtfully. “There is no reason why
this mixture should not replace the old-fashioned
poultice and mustard plaster. It seems to be
highly efficacious. But I want to make that final
test on a large swelling, as I told you, before I
give my deciding opinion.”
“And you want to be sure the mixture is just
right before you try it; is that it?” asked Fussel.
“That’s it,” said Professor Snodgrass. “You
say you have the subject on whom it can be
tried?”
“Yes, I’ve got the subject. He’s one of our
workmen, and his knee is badly swelled from
rheumatism. If this yellow clay, with the medicines
we have put in it, will cure that, it will do
other things in the medical line that will make
it worth all the money we paid for the land, and
more too.”
“I think so,” responded Professor Snodgrass,
gravely.
Again he bent over the pan that was simmering
above the alcohol flame. He put in some
more of the yellow clay, that was in a box on
the table, and added some glycerine and other
things, stirring the mixture slowly. A pleasant,
aromatic odor filled the room.
“I think we might now call in the man on
whom we are to try the experiment,” said Dr.
Snodgrass, after taking some of the mixture, and
examining it.
Fussel went to the door and called:
“Here you are, Bill!”
A man limped and shuffled into the room.
“How’s the pain?” asked Professor Bailey,
a man with curiously shifting eyes. He never,
except by chance, looked you squarely in the face.
“The pain is fierce!” exclaimed Bill.
“And the swelling?” asked Fussel.
“Worse! My knee is as big as your head!”
“That’s good,” and Fussel rubbed his hands.
“Good!” cried Bill, indignantly. “Huh!”
“Well, I mean it’s good for our experiment,
and it’ll be good for you when the pain is gone
and the swelling reduced. Now put out your leg
and we’ll clap the plaster on.”
The man, whose trouser leg was slit to the
knee, exhibited a red, inflamed and swollen leg.
He could hardly move it.
“Now look here!” blustered Bill, “no monkey
business, you know! I’m willing to stand for
this experiment, ’cause you paid me, and ’cause
none of the other doctors seem to do any good.
But no hocus-pocus! No cutting, you know.”
“No, nothing like that,” agreed Fussel, smilingly.
“Perhaps I had better explain,” Professor
Snodgrass said.
“Perhaps,” agreed Professor Bailey.
“My friends here,” began Dr. Snodgrass (and
how Jerry would have stared had he heard the
scientist address Fussel as a “friend”), “my
friends,” Professor Snodgrass went on, “have
accidentally discovered a valuable medicinal
clay.”
“We discovered it,” broke in Fussel, “but it
wasn’t until we appealed to you that you suggested
a use for it.”
“Well, be that as it may,” went on the professor.
“They have found a deposit of a curious
clay that, when there is mixed with it certain
kinds of medicine, acts as a most efficient poultice,
or plaster.”
“Maybe you know what you’re talkin’ about,
but I don’t,” grumbled Bill. “All I know is that
my legs hurts.”
“Exactly,” said Professor Snodgrass. “Well,
I will make it more simple. Did your wife ever
put a mustard plaster on you for pain?”
“Indeed she has, and it burned like fire, too!”
“Ah, yes, I expect so. And did you ever have
on a flaxseed poultice?” resumed Mr. Snodgrass.
“Once, when I had pneumonia.”
“Well, this new plaster, made of medicated
clay, takes the place of a mustard plaster, or a
poultice. It will draw out pain, soreness and
swelling, as we have proved in several cases.
We now wish to try it on a larger scale, and
with a severe case. It will not hurt you, and it
may benefit you greatly. Are you willing to risk
it?”
“I’ll risk most anything to get rid of this
pain!” cried Bill. “It’s fierce! Go ahead with
your plaster.”
The mixture in the pan was stirred some more.
Then a part of it was spread on a cloth, and,
when it was cool enough, it was put on the inflamed
knee.
“Ouch! It burns!” cried Bill, jumping up.
“It will soon cool,” said Professor Snodgrass.
“Sit still!”
The knee was bound up, and Bill limped away.
“We’ll look at it in the morning,” said Fussel.
“Then you’ll be much better.”
“If I’m any worse I’ll be dead,” grunted Bill.
“It is most fortunate that we met you, Professor
Snodgrass,” spoke Professor Bailey, when
the things had been cleared from the table. “We
thought there was some value in the clay of the
swamp, but it needed your specific line of knowledge
to bring it out. We are deeply indebted to
you.”
“Oh, not so much as you imagine,” was the
professor’s answer. “My accidental visit to the
swamp resulted in the finding of several valuable
entomological specimens. And I have not yet
despaired of finding the two-tailed lizard here. I
must resume my search to-morrow.”
The professor, who was stopping at the hotel
in Bellport, sought his room, leaving the two
men, in the house they had engaged not far from
the hostelry, gazing thoughtfully at each other.
“He put us on the right track,” said Fussel.
“He sure did,” agreed his companion. “And
as soon as we have the widow’s land we won’t
need to keep under cover any longer. Once we
have the deed we can announce our discovery,
and I guess the stock of the Universal Plaster
Company won’t soar! Oh, no!”
“It will be a big thing,” agreed the other.
“Medicated clay—no more flaxseed poultices or
mustard plasters. The new method will receive
the indorsement of all physicians. There’ll be a
fortune in it for all of us.”
“And the best of it is that no one around here
suspects what we are up to,” went on Fussel.
“We’ve fooled ’em all!”
“And we mustn’t let this Snodgrass give us
away,” cautioned Bailey. “We must get rid of
him, now that he has shown us how to use the
clay.”
“That’s right. I hope it works on Bill.”
And it did. The new plaster mixture did all
that was expected of it. The swelling was all
gone from Bill’s inflamed knee next morning, and
the pain much less.
“I thought it would work!” cried Professor
Snodgrass, as he came over from his hotel to look
at the patient. He went into a long explanation
of the process of the plaster—how it contracted
the small capillaries, and brought the internal
poisons to the surface, where the clay absorbed
them.
“I don’t care how it did it, as long as my
swelling is gone down, and I can go to work!”
cried Bill.
The new plaster was a success. They had
proved it before on small cases, and now, on this
severe one, their opinions had been confirmed.
“And there’s clay enough in that swamp to
make us all rich!” cried Fussel to Professor
Bailey, when they were alone.
“Yes, but we must get the Hopkins tract,” was
the answer. “The best and the most of the clay
is on that. We must have her land—by hook
or crook.”
And so, while Professor Snodgrass was busy
looking for the two-tailed lizard, and other rare
specimens, and, incidentally, giving advice to his
new “friends” about the yellow medical clay,
negotiations for obtaining the land of Mrs. Hopkins
were under way. They were nearly concluded,
when, one night, Professor Snodgrass, who
was calling on Professor Bailey and Fussel, remarked:
“Well, I don’t believe I am going to find that
lizard here. I will leave the hotel and go back
to my friend, Jerry Hopkins. He and his chums
must be about ready to start on a trip. I am
always lucky when I go with them. I shall surely
find my two-tailed lizard!”
Fussel and Professor Bailey stared at each
other. Then they looked at Professor Snodgrass.
The same thought was in the minds of
both.
“Are—are you a friend of Jerry Hopkins?”
asked Fussel.
“Why, yes. I’ve known him for some years.
He and his chums have often taken me with them
on their trips. I’ve been with them ever since
we discovered a buried city in Mexico. Oh, what
rare specimens I got there! Those were happy
days. But now I need that two-tailed lizard, and
they may be going to the very place where I can
find it.”
“And where is that?” asked Fussel, winking
at his companion over the professor’s head.
“Oh, I can’t say, as to that. But no matter
where the boys go I am sure to have some luck.”
“And you want a two-tailed lizard?” mused
Fussel, thoughtfully.
“Indeed I do!”
There was a rapid interchange of looks between
the two conspirators.
“Say!” suddenly exclaimed Fussel, “why
didn’t I think of it before? You know that shack
of mine—that hunting cabin up in the Maine
mountains, Professor Bailey?”
“Of course I know it, Rick. What about it?”
“Why, don’t you remember those queer-looking,
crawling things that used to bother us so.
Weren’t they lizards?”
“Why, yes, now I come to think of it; they
were!”
“And didn’t they have a sort of double tail;
not two tails side by side, but one on top of
the other—the short one on top; didn’t they?”
“By Jove! So they did!” cried Professor
Bailey, clapping his hand on his leg as though the
idea had just occurred to him.
“Maybe they’re just what the professor is
looking for,” went on Fussel. “I didn’t dream
of it before, but those were a sort of two-tailed
lizard.”
Professor Snodgrass, with a hopeful look on
his face, gazed from one to the other.
“Gentlemen, is this so?” he asked, eagerly.
“Well, of course I don’t know what sort of a
two-tailed lizard you are after,” observed Fussel,
slowly, “but the kind you want might be up
around a place I have in the mountains. If you
like, I’ll let you stay there and hunt for the things.
Glad to do it, in fact.”
“I’ll go!” cried the professor, with enthusiasm.
“Where is it? How do I get there? Tell
me about it!”
They did, in a jumbled, confused way which
showed how quickly they had made up the story
between them. But the professor was not critical.
All he thought of were the lizards.
“I’ll go!” he decided. “I’ll leave for Cresville
at once, and get the things I left with Mrs.
Hopkins. Then I go. The boys can join me
later if they wish. I’ll go to Cresville at once!”
“No, you don’t need to do that!” exclaimed
Fussel, again winking at the other professor.
“You can get a train from here. In fact, one
leaves this afternoon.”
“But I have many things, and some rare specimens,
at the Hopkins house.”
“No matter. We’ll send there and get them
for you, and forward them to you. Just write a
note, or order, saying you want them. We’ll attend
to the rest.”
“All right,” agreed Professor Snodgrass. He
was in a sort of daze. All that stood out clearly
in his mind was the chance of getting the two-tailed
lizards.
While he was writing the note to Mrs. Hopkins,
requesting her to deliver to the bearer his
possessions, Fussel and Bailey went out of the
room.
“Whew!” exclaimed Bailey. “A close call,
that!”
“I should say so! I never knew he was a
friend of the Hopkins chap, or I’d never have
asked him to make an examination of this clay.”
“Well, we’ve done it now. It’s too late to
be sorry.”
“But no damage is done, if he doesn’t tell how
valuable it is until we get possession of the land.
After that we don’t care what happens.”
“No; but we must get him out of the way
before he has a chance to talk. We’ve got to
ship him right off. He mustn’t even see the Hopkins
lad, or his chums.”
“You’re right; he mustn’t. We’ll have to keep
him on the move. Fortunately he’s so wrapped
up in this lizard business he won’t think of anything
else. Now we’ll stick by him until the train
leaves. Once he’s up in the mountains, hunting
for lizards that don’t exist, we’ll be safe. We’ll
have the land in our possession in a few days.”
The two conspirators took the note the professor
had written. Then, never leaving him for
an instant, they got him ready for his trip to the
mountains, where Fussel really did own a hunting
cabin. It was unoccupied, and was to be
placed at the disposal of the professor.
“There you are now!” exclaimed Fussel, as
he and Professor Bailey went to the station with
Dr. Snodgrass. “Just in time for the train.”
“And you won’t forget to send for my things
at Mrs. Hopkins’s house?” asked the professor.
“We’ll attend to that,” promised Bailey.
“And you’ll tell her and the boys, why I had
to leave so hurriedly—in order that I might not
miss a chance to get those lizards; will you?”
“Oh, yes, we’ll tell them,” glibly promised
Fussel.
The train pulled in. The professor was hurried
aboard with some articles of wearing apparel
hastily provided for him.
“Sorry to have to hustle you off in this way,”
said Fussel, as the train pulled out, “but you
really had no time to go to Cresville, you see.”
“No, indeed,” added his fellow conspirator.
“Those lizards are scary things. They’re here
to-day and gone to-morrow.”
“Don’t forget to send on my things!” cried
the professor from the car window, “and don’t
neglect to tell the boys to come and see me!”