Is not the most striking novel of the season. This may by some
readers be attributed to the absence of that dashing
caricatura style and constant aiming at antitheses, which,
if it relieve the vapidness of the story, does not add to its
natural attractions. Nevertheless, there are pictures of life and
manners in these volumes which have the easy and unconstrained air
of an author who is not writing for mere effect, but for the
purpose of "holding the mirror up to nature," and correcting the
follies and vices of the age without attempting to exaggerate
them.
We do not attempt to unravel the story of Arlington, but quote a
few flying extracts. First is a
Scandal-loving Letter
from Sir Gerald Denbigh to Lady Ulverston, a lady distinguished
by a congenial love of tracasserie, and a congenial
idolization of social distinctions; an address which passed for
cleverness; unimpeachable taste in self-adornment; and who was
courted by the ball-going part of London as a dispenser of tickets
for Almack's.
"Do you know you are paying us all a very undeserved compliment
in being curious about our proceedings; and I will not turn the
head of any one here, by imparting a syllable touching your
inquiries. You ask what the party is composed of—a sign that
you don't consume your invaluable time in spelling
newspapers—for Berwick announces the accessions to his
menagerie as diligently as Pidcock. Our last arrivals were those
Polar bears, the Rochdales, with their pretty youngest daughter,
who is surprisingly little, chilly and frozen for a creature that
has always been living among icebergs. We are doomed to them for a
week, Lord Rochdale having promised to stay so long; and he is one
of those patterns of inconvenient precision, who, having once
promised, will certainly pay the heavy debt of visitation to the
uttermost minute. Arlington is here—brought expressly to play
suitor, and looking affectingly conscious of his rôle.
Berwick, I believe, has told him that he shall die of
disappointment, or, what is as bad, shut up his house, if he quits
them unaccepted. What an alternative for the poor youth—to be
forced to marry at one-and-twenty, or deprive the world of the
fortunate master of the best cook in Christendom.
"There is a strange heterogeneous medley here. Fancy, of all
living creatures, the Bolsovers being brought hither to meet the
Rochdales, whom they suit like point ruffles with a
shooting-jacket. Either Berwick has acquired a taste
for contrasts, or, in assorting his party, has overlooked every
thing but the prospective match, and drawn the rest of the company
by lot. His only other considerate arrangement is having Charles
Theobald here to swain Lady Bolsover, and talk 'Turf' with her
Lord. This is one of Berwick's 'good-natured things.' To do him
justice, nobody knows better how to place chacun avec sa
chacune; but it is a pity that in this case it contributes so
little to the general amusement; for really Theobald's intense
flirtation with Lady Bolsover, is the flattest piece of dull
indecorum that ever met my virtuous eyes. They are dull, these
people—keep him from quadrupeds, and Theobald is a cipher;
and Lady B. has little more than the few ideas which she gets sent
over with her dresses from Paris. I know it is mauvais ton
to cry them down—but I cannot help it. My sincerity will ruin
me some fine day.
"The Hartlands are here: he talks parliament, and she talks
strong sense, and tells every body how to do every thing, and seems
to say, like Madame de Sevigné's candid Frenchwoman, Il
n'y a que moi qui ai toujours raison. To close the list, we
have that good-looking puppy, young Leighton, an underbred youth,
spoiled by premature immersion in a dandy regiment, who goes about
saying the same things to every body, and labouring to reward the
inconsiderate benevolence of you soft-hearted patronesses, by
talking as if London lay packed in Willis's rooms, and nobody
existed but on Wednesday nights. Forgive my impertinence; you know
how, in my heart, I revere your oligarchy.
"You will wonder how I amuse myself in the midst of this curious
specimen of a social Macedoine—quite well—and am
acquiring a taste for that true epicurean apathy which one enjoys
in perfection, among people whom one expects neither to interest,
nor to be interested by; and I sit down among them as calmly
comfortable as I can conceive a growing cabbage to be in wet
weather. I hold my tongue and watch the chaos as gravely as I can,
while Berwick labours to make the jarring elements of his party
harmonize, and offends every one in turn by trying to talk to him
in his own way. I observe this generally irritates people; nobody
likes to be so well understood.
"I can hardly judge at present, but I don't think Arlington's
suit will prosper, and you will laugh when I tell you why: it is
not that the youth is too shy and the maiden too cold; it is not
the officiousness of the Berwicks;—it is because Lord
Arlington has some thirty or forty thousand a-year. He is so rich,
and the Rochdales so poor, and so stiffly disinterested withal; and
it is such a mortal sin to think of money in this dirty world,
where we cannot live without it, that they actually discourage him,
and make it a point of honour to snub him daily, to prove their
superiority to mercenary considerations. What weak things your
strong-minded people sometimes do! and what horrors arise from
acting upon principle! I, who have none, fancy I sometimes stumble
into right by just doing what I please, and letting others do the
same.
"Pray be bountiful, and send me some news, true or
false—only if the latter, tell me the inventors. I have had
nothing of the kind save a letter from Neville, full of comfortable
lies, which I have already re-told, and now dearth is staring us in
the face—not five minutes consumption in the house—and
we are reduced to talk about each other, Berwick excepted, who
falls back upon himself, and tells one again and again the 'very
good thing' he said ten years ago. Tell me something about your
intimates—what are their high mightinesses, Ladies Crawford
and Cheadle, now doing for the edification of the world? Has the
former forgiven his Majesty of ——? or is she
brouillée with any other potentate! Has the latter
made peace with the Cabinet? or are Ministers still doomed to
exclusion from her parties unless they will be good boys, and do as
she bids them? and is she still chattering party gossip, and thinks
all the while she is talking politics? Send me our dear friend's
last silly thing; and if you don't know which is the last, do, pray
do, go to her house and gather one.
"I know nothing of Beauchamp but that he is now in Scotland,
chin-deep in heather, killing grouse against time for a bet of some
hundreds, which he has persuaded some simpleton to make with him.
No man knows better than Beauchamp how to get paid for amusing
himself. I had never heard, and don't believe, that Beauchamp is
going to take a wife. Whatever you know of this, pray tell me; and
say whose wife—not Sir Robert Ridware's, I hope; that
would be so illiberal, and so unnecessary! I hate monopolies; and,
moreover, I have always admired, the example of the poet Thomson,
who ate his peaches off the tree. Forgive this pedantry, and any
other sins in my letter; or if you are to scold me, let
it be in person. Addio! fair lady. Yours,—not unalterably,
for that is tiresome,—but as long as it pleaseth you.
"G.D."
A pleasant anecdote follows, by Sir James Berwick, "a busy,
meddling, vain, good-humoured man, whose chief ambition it was to
be considered thoroughly 'a man of the world,' and 'a good member
of society.'"
"I was asked to dine with a Sir Dixie Hickson, a stiff, bluff,
beef-eating sort of man, who was under some obligation to me, or I
to him, I don't know which. Well, I forgot name, residence all but
the day—came home in a hurry, looked into the Court Guide,
found a Sir Hicks Dixon, drove to his house, found a party
assembled, bowed to a fat woman in a turban who sailed forward
â la maitresse de maison, and simpered an apology, for
Sir Hicks', or Sir Dicks', or whatever he might be, 'unavoidable
absence;' I forget why, 'but did not like to put off the party, and
hoped to look in in the evening.' (Mind I had never seen the
femme Hickson.) Down we went to dinner; a guest had failed,
so there was a place for me; did not know a soul of the party; such
a set of creatures were never before assembled on God's earth!
Well, I ate, drank, and talked with the savages, told them some of
my best lies, and was growing immensely popular, when in drops Sir
Hicks from the country. You should have seen us! we set each other
like two pointers backing in a stubble, with a covey between them,
while the femme Dixon kept fussing with an
introduction—'Sir Hicks, Sir James,—Sir James, Sir
Hicks!' At last the light broke in, and I explained, and we laughed
about it for a whole hour. I was afraid when all was over I should
have had to pay my debt of dinner to Sir Dixie; but the best of it
is, I have not seen or heard more of either him or Sir Hicks. It
would have served me right if they had asked me to dinner once a
week for ever visiting such people. It is not likely that you
should know them."
There is much truth in the following satire upon fashionable
travelling; though persons of fashion are not the only unimproved
tourists. In travelling, a man must carry half the entertainment
along with him.
"'Listen,' said he, 'and you will hear more of the uses and
advantages of travel.'
"Mr. Theobald at that instant was speaking to Lord Bolsover.
"'I will just tell you what I did. Brussels, Frankfort, Berlin,
Vienna, Munich, Milan, Naples and Paris; and all that in two
months. No man has ever done it in less.'
"'That's a fast thing; but I think I could have done it,' said
Lord Bolsover, 'with a good courier. I had a fellow once, who could
ride a hundred miles a day for a fortnight.'
"'I came from Vienna to Calais,' said young Leighton, 'in less
time than the Government courier. No other Englishman ever did
that.'
"'Hem! I am not sure of that,' said Lord Bolsover; 'but I'll
just tell you what I have done—from Rome to Naples in
nineteen hours; a fact, upon my honour—and from Naples to
Paris in six days.'
"'Partly by sea?'
"'No! all by land;' replied Lord Bolsover, with a look of proud
satisfaction.
"'I'll just tell you what I did,' Mr. Leighton chimed in again,
'and I think it is a devilish good plan—it shows what one can
do. I went straight an end, as fast as I could, to what was to be
the end of my journey. This was Sicily; so straight away I went
there at the devil's own rate, and never stopped any where by the
way; changed horses at Rome and all those places, and landed in
safety in —— I forget exactly how long from the time of
starting, but I have got it down to an odd minute. As for the
places I left behind, I saw them all on my way back, except the
Rhine, and I steamed down that in the nighttime.'
"'I have travelled a good deal by night,' said Theobald. 'With a
dormeuse and travelling lamp I think it is pleasant, and a
good plan of getting on.'
"'And you can honestly say, I suppose,' said Denbigh, 'that you
have slept successfully through as much fine country as any man
living?'
"'Oh, I did see the country—that is, all that was worth
seeing. My courier knew all about that, and used to stop and wake
me whenever we came to any thing remarkable. Gad! I have reason to
remember it, too, for I caught an infernal bad cold one night when
I turned out by lamp-light to look at a waterfall. I never looked
at another.'"
We resume our quotations from this treasurable little volume
already noticed in No. 551, of The Mirror. Taken altogether,
it is an exhaustless mine of research upon subjects
which have awakened curiosity from childhood to old age—from
the little wonder-struck learner on the school form to the patient
inquirer with spectacle on nose.
The Raven and the Dove at the Deluge.
"We shall quote the interesting account which the Sacred Volume
supplies us, of the singular messenger employed by the patriarch,
to procure information as to the state of the diluvial
waters;—'And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that
Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made: and he sent
forth a raven, which went to and fro (in going forth and
returning), until the waters were dried up from off the earth.
Also, he sent forth a dove from him to see if the waters were
abated from off the face of the ground: but the dove found no rest
for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark:
for the waters were on the face of the whole earth. Then he put
forth his hand, and took her and pulled her (caused her to come) in
unto him into the ark. And he stayed yet other seven days, and
again he sent forth the dove out of the ark: and the dove came into
him in the evening; and lo! in her mouth was an olive leaf, plucked
off. So Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth.
And he stayed yet other seven days, and sent forth the dove which
returned not again unto him any more.' This narrative, though
simple in its style, is expressive and beautiful. There is an
eloquent charm which, while it touches the chords of truth, makes
the heart respond to the tale. The raven would find sufficient for
its carnivorous appetite in the floatage of the animal remains, on
the briny flood, and would return to roost on the ark; but it was
far different with Noah's bird, so long as the waters prevailed,
there could be no pause for her weary wing, and the messenger would
return to the ark. So soon, however, as the subsidence of the
waters had permitted the olive to emerge, a sprig was plucked off,
and borne to the patriarch in triumph. Emphatic symbol of peace!
Commemorated through ages, it is still the symbol of peace. Along
with the fig tree and vine, it is associated, as the emblem of
man's inheritance, and in the geography of its locality, the
patriarch would hail the plain on which it flourished, and from
which it was borne, as the place of his former abode. The dove
would return, though the olive had emerged, because no food had as
yet been provided. How long this ambassador of peace was absent, we
cannot tell: we are only informed that the dove returned in the
evening. If the winged messenger was despatched early in the
day, it is not improbable that the delightful trophy was obtained
from Mount Olivet, where, according to the late Dr. Clarke, 'the
olive still vindicates its parental soil.' In considering the
question of the geographical distribution of plants, this would
likely be the nearest olive plane from the mountains of Armenia. It
may be remarked also, that the olive remarkably synchronizes with
the habits of the dove; since, according to Dr. Chandler, in his
Travels in Greece, as soon as the olive matures its berries, vast
numbers of doves, among other birds, repair for food to the olive
groves. It cannot be irrelevant to remind our readers of the habits
of the columba tabellaria, or the carrier pigeon, so called
from the office to which it has been applied, viz. that of carrying
letters, in the Levant, &c. Those of Mesopotamia are the most
famous in the world, and the Babylonian carrier pigeon is employed
even on ordinary occasions at Bagdad. The geographical locality,
therefore, of the carrier pigeon, it is interesting to remember, is
in the vicinity of those very mountains where the ark finally
rested. With us the carrier pigeon is an exotic, and is now
acclimated, or naturalized. Carrier pigeons fly at the rate of
fifty miles an hour.—'Napoleon,' the name of one of the
carrier pigeons which was despatched from London a short time ago,
at four o'clock A.M., reached Liege, in France, about ten o'clock
in the day. Mr. Audubon states his having shot the passenger pigeon
(columba migratoria) in America, and found in its stomach,
rice, which could not have been obtained within a distance
of eight hundred miles."
Parable of the Good Samaritan.
"Our readers will remember the beautiful parable of the good
Samaritan, and his kindness and compassion for the wounded
stranger 'who fell among thieves,' on his journey from Jerusalem
to Jericho. Sichem or Sychar, the district of the Samaritans,
and which they now inhabit, is about forty miles from Jerusalem.
Jericho is about nineteen miles from the capital of Judea; and, as
it was in the first century, so the intervening country still
remains infested by banditti. Sir Frederick Henniker, as late
as 1820, on his journey from Jerusalem to Jericho, was way-laid,
attacked by a band of predatory Arabs, and plundered. He was
stripped naked, and left severely wounded; and in this state was
carried to Jericho."
David and Goliath.
"David's encounter with Goliath, the champion of the
Philistines, is mentioned in I Samuel xvii.: and in the 40th verse
is described the simple armour with which the shepherd boy, Jesse's
son, repaired to the contest. Many a thirsty pilgrim, as he passes
through the valley of Eluh, on the road from Bethlehem to Jaffa
(Joppa), has drunk of 'the brook in the way'—that very brook
from whence the minstrel youth 'chose him five smooth stones.' 'Its
present appearance,' says a recent traveller, 'answers exactly to
the description given in Scripture; the two hills on which the
armies stood, entirely confined it on the right and left. The
valley is not above half a mile broad. Tradition was not required
to identify this spot. Nature has stamped it with everlasting
features of truth. The brook still flows through it in a winding
course, from which David took the smooth stones.'"
The Willows of Babylon.
"In reference to the willow and the streams of Babylon, where
the Hebrews remembered Zion so mournfully, Sir Robert Ker Porter
states, that 'the banks of the Euphrates were hoary with reeds, and
the grey osier willows were yet there on which the captives of
Israel hung their harps,' and wept in the land of the stranger. The
salix babylonica, or the weeping willow, in its geographical
range, sweeps through the plains of Judea, and by the ruins of
Babylon, from the verge of the Mediterranean to the frontiers of
Japan—a lovely line of beauty—the Niobe of vegetation!
Sad memorial of the mournful march of the captive Hebrews. It is,
we think, a very striking circumstance, that these countries should
even now retain such unchanged lineaments of their ancient history.
Time seems to linger, or move slowly on; as if the wheels of nature
stood still, and paused at the mournful sight of departed grandeur
and buried magnificence—BABYLON in ruins! 'MENE!—GOD
hath numbered thy kingdom, and finished it!' Mr. Rich has given us
a sketch of a spade copied from a Babylonian brick found near El
Kasr, and detached from a mass of ruin, in all probability, on the
very site of Nebuchadnezzar's pensile gardens; and he remarks, that
it is almost a fac simile of the spade used at this very day in
Chaldea."