Eighty-three pieces in verse and prose are the modicum
of entertainment in this delightful little work. Of course we
cannot enumerate a quarter of their titles, but only mention a
few of the most striking. Among the prose is "A Quarter of an
Hour too soon," by the author of "The Hour too many," in the last
Forget-Me-Not. Our favourite story is The Red Man, by the
Modern Pythagorean of Blackwood, which we quote almost
entire:—
"It was at the hour of nine, in an August evening, that a
solitary horseman arrived at the Black Swan, a country inn, about
nine miles from the town of Leicester. He was mounted on a large,
fiery charger, as black as jet, and had behind him a portmanteau
attached to the croup of his saddle. A black travelling cloak,
which not only covered his own person, but the greater part of
his steed, was thrown around him. On his head he wore a
broad-brimmed hat, with an uncommonly low crown. His legs were
cased in top-boots, to which were attached spurs of an
extraordinary length; and in his hands he carried a whip, with a
thong three yards long, and a handle which might have levelled
Goliath himself. On arriving at the inn, he calmly dismounted,
and called upon the ostler by name. 'Frank!' said he, 'take my
horse to the stable; rub him down thoroughly; and, when he is
well cooled, step in and let me know.' And, taking hold of his
portmanteau, he entered the kitchen, followed by the obsequious
landlord, who had come out a minute before, on hearing of his
arrival. There were several persons present, engaged in nearly
the same occupation. At one side of the fire sat the village
schoolmaster—a thin, pale, peak-nosed little man, with a
powdered periwig, terminating behind in a long queue, and an
expression of self-conceit strongly depicted upon his
countenance. He was amusing himself with a pipe, from which he
threw forth volumes of smoke with an air of great satisfaction.
Opposite to him sat the parson of the parish—a fat,
bald-headed personage, dressed in a rusty suit of black, and
having his shoes adorned with immense silver buckles. Between
these two characters sat the exciseman, with a pipe in one hand,
and a tankard in the other. To complete the group, nothing is
wanting but to mention the landlady, a plump, rosy dame of
thirty-five, who was seated by the schoolmaster's side,
apparently listening to some sage remarks which that little
gentleman was throwing out for her edification. But to return to
the stranger. No sooner had he entered the kitchen, followed by
the landlord, than the eyes of the company were directed upon
him. His hat was so broad in the brim, his spurs were so long,
his stature so great, and his face so totally hid by the collar
of his immense black cloak, that he instantly attracted the
attention of every person present. His voice, when he desired the
master of the house to help him off with his mantle, was likewise
so harsh, that they all heard it with sudden curiosity. Nor did
this abate when the cloak was removed, and his hat laid aside. A
tall, athletic, red-haired man, of the middle age, was then made
manifest. He had on a red frock coat, a red vest, and a red
neckcloth; nay, his gloves were red! What was more extraordinary,
when the overalls which covered his thighs were unbuttoned, it
was discovered that his small-clothes were red likewise. 'All
red!' ejaculated the parson almost involuntarily. 'As you say,
the gentleman is all red!' added the schoolmaster, with his
characteristic flippancy. He was checked by a look from the
landlady. His remark, however, caught the stranger's ear, and he
turned round upon him with a penetrating glance. The schoolmaster
tried to smoke it off bravely. It would not do: he
felt the power of that look, and was reduced to almost immediate
silence.
"'Now, bring me your boot-jack,' said the horseman. The
boot-jack was brought, and the boots pulled off. To the
astonishment of the company, a pair of red stockings were brought
into view. The landlord shrugged his shoulders, the exciseman did
the same, the landlady shook her head, the parson exclaimed, 'All
red!' as before, and the schoolmaster would have repeated it, but
he had not yet recovered from the rebuke. 'Faith, this is odd!'
observed the host. 'Rather odd,' said the stranger, seating
himself between the parson and the exciseman. The landlord was
confounded, and did not know what to think of the matter. After
sitting for a few moments, the new-comer requested the host to
hand him a night-cap, which he would find in his hat. He did so:
it was a red worsted one; and he put it upon his head. Here the
exciseman broke silence, by ejaculating, 'Red again!' The
landlady gave him an admonitory knock on the elbow: it was too
late. The stranger heard his remark, and regarded him with one of
those piercing glances for which his fiery eye seemed so
remarkable. 'All red!' murmured the parson once more. 'Yes,
Doctor Poundtext, the gentleman, as you say, is all red,'
re-echoed the schoolmaster, who by this time had recovered his
self-possession. He would have gone on, but the landlady gave him
a fresh admonition, by trampling upon his toes; and her husband
winked in token of silence.
"As in the case of the exciseman, the warnings were too late.
'Now, landlord,' said the stranger, after he had been seated a
minute, 'may I trouble you to get me a pipe and a can of your
best Burton? But, first of all, open my portmanteau, and give me
out my slippers.' The host did as he was desired, and produced a
pair of red morocco slippers. Here an involuntary exclamation
broke out from the company. It began with the parson, and was
taken up by the schoolmaster, the exciseman, the landlady, and
the landlord, in succession. 'More red!' proceeded from every
lip, with different degrees of loudness. The landlord's was the
least loud, the schoolmaster's the loudest of all. 'I suppose,
gentlemen,' said the stranger, 'you were remarking upon my
slippers.'—'Eh—yes! we were just saying that they
were red,' replied the schoolmaster. 'And pray,' demanded the
other, as he raised the pipe to his mouth, 'did you never before
see a pair of red slippers?' This question staggered the
respondent; he said nothing, but looked to the parson for
assistance. 'But you are all red,' observed the latter, taking a
full draught from a foaming tankard which he held in his hand.
'And you are all black,' said the other, as he withdrew the pipe
from his mouth, and emitted a copious puff of tobacco smoke. 'The
hat that covers your numskull is black, your beard is black, your
coat is black, your vest is black, your small-clothes, your
stockings, your shoes, all are black. In a word, Doctor
Poundtext, you are——' 'What am I, sir?' said the
parson, bursting with rage. 'Ay, what is he, sir?' rejoined the
schoolmaster. 'He is a black coat,' said the stranger, with a
contemptuous sneer, 'and you are a pedagogue.' This sentence was
followed by a profound calm."
The stranger goes to the stable, and returns.
"The appearance of the Red Man again acted like a spell on the
voices of the company. The parson was silent, and by a natural
consequence his echo, the schoolmaster, was silent also; none of
the others felt disposed to say any thing. The meeting was like
an assemblage of quakers. ...
"'Who can this man be?' 'What does he want here?' 'Where is he
from, and whither is he bound?' Such were the inquiries which
occupied every mind. Had the object of their curiosity been a
brown man, a black man, or even a green man, there would have
been nothing extraordinary; and he might have entered the inn and
departed from it as unquestioned as before he came. But to be a
Red Man! There was in this something so startling that the
lookers-on were beside themselves with amazement. The first to
break this strange silence was the parson. 'Sir,' said he, 'we
have been thinking that you are——' 'That I am a
conjurer, a French spy, a travelling packman, or something of the
sort,' observed the stranger. Doctor Poundtext started back on
his chair, and well he might; for these words, which the Man in
Red had spoken, were the very ones he himself was about to utter.
'Who are you, sir?' resumed he, in manifest perturbation; 'what
is your name?' 'My name,' replied the other, 'is Reid.' 'And
where, in heaven's name, were you born?' demanded the astonished
parson. 'I was born on the borders of the Red Sea.'
"Doctor Poundtext had not another word to say. The
schoolmaster was equally astounded, and withdrew the
pipe from his mouth; that of the exciseman dropped to the ground:
the landlord groaned aloud, and his spouse held up her hands in
mingled astonishment and awe. After giving them this last piece
of information, the strange man arose from his seat, broke his
pipe in pieces, and pitched the fragments into the fire; then,
throwing his long cloak carelessly over his shoulders, putting
his hat upon his head, and loading himself with his boots, his
whip, and his portmanteau, he desired the landlord to show him to
his bed, and left the kitchen, after smiling sarcastically to its
inmates, and giving them a familiar and unceremonious nod.
"His disappearance was the signal for fresh alarm in the minds
of those left behind. Not a word was said till the return of the
innkeeper, who in a short time descended from the bedroom
overhead, to which he had conducted his guest. On re-entering the
kitchen, he was encountered by a volley of interrogations. The
parson, the schoolmaster, the exciseman, and his own wife,
questioned him over and over again. 'Who was the Man in
Red?—he must have seen him before—he must have heard
of him—in a word, he must know something about him.' The
host protested 'that he never beheld the stranger till that hour:
it was the first time he had made his appearance at the Black
Swan, and so help him God, it should be the last!' 'Why don't you
turn him out?' exclaimed the exciseman. 'If you think you are
able to do it, you are heartily welcome,' replied the landlord;
'for my part, I have no notion of coming to close quarters with
the shank of his whip, or his great, red, sledge hammer
fist.'
"This was an irresistible argument, and the proposer of
forcible ejectment said no more upon the subject. At this time
the party could hear the noise of heavy footsteps above them.
They were those of the Red Man, and sounded with slow and
measured tread. They listened for a quarter of an hour longer, in
expectation that they would cease. There was no pause: the steps
continued, and seemed to indicate that the person was amusing
himself by walking up and down the room. It would be impossible
to describe the multiplicity of feelings which agitated the minds
of the company. Fear, surprise, anger, and curiosity, ruled them
by turns and kept them incessantly upon the rack. There was
something mysterious in the visiter who had just left
them—something which they could not fathom—something
unaccountable. 'Who could he be?' This was the question that each
put to the other, but no one could give any thing like a rational
answer. Meanwhile the evening wore on apace, and though the bell
of the parish church hard by sounded the tenth hour, no one
seemed inclined to take the hint to depart. Even the parson heard
it without regard, to such a pitch was his curiosity excited.
About this time also the sky, which had hitherto been tolerably
clear, began to be overclouded. Distant peals of thunder were
heard; and thick sultry drops of rain pattered at intervals
against the casement of the inn: every thing seemed to indicate a
tempestuous evening. But the storm which threatened to rage
without was unnoticed.—Though the drops fell heavily;
though gleams of lightning flashed by, followed by the report of
distant thunder, and the winds began to hiss and whistle among
the trees of the neighbouring cemetery, yet all these external
signs of elementary tumult were as nothing to the deep, solemn
footsteps of the Red Man. There seemed to be no end to his
walking. An hour had he paced up and down the chamber without the
least interval of repose, and he was still engaged in this
occupation as at first. In this there was something incredibly
mysterious; and the party below, notwithstanding their numbers,
felt a vague and indescribable dread beginning to creep over
them. The more they reflected upon the character of the stranger,
the more unnatural did it appear. The redness of his hair and
complexion, and, still more the fiery hue of his garment, struck
them with astonishment. But this was little to the freezing and
benumbing glance of his eye, the strange tones of his voice, and
his miraculous birth on the borders of the Red Sea.
"There was now no longer any smoking in the kitchen. The
subjects which occupied their minds were of too engrossing a
nature to be treated with levity; and they drew their chairs
closer, with a sort of irresistible and instinctive attraction.
While these things were going on, the bandy-legged ostler
entered, in manifest alarm. He came to inform his master that the
stranger's horse had gone mad, and was kicking and tearing at
every thing around, as if he would break his manger in pieces.
Here a loud neighing and rushing were heard in the stable. 'Ay,
there he goes,' continued he, 'I believe the devil is in the
beast, if he is not the old enemy himself. Ods, master, if you
saw his eyes! they are like—' 'What are they
like?' demanded the landlord. 'Ay, what are they like?' exclaimed
the rest with equal impatience. 'Ods, if they a'n't like burning
coals!' ejaculated the ostler, trembling from head to foot, and
sqeezing himself in among the others, on a chair which stood hard
by. His information threw fresh alarm over the company, and they
were more agitated and confused than ever.
"During the whole of this time the sound of walking over-head
never ceased for one moment. The heavy tread was unabated: there
was not the least interval of repose, nor could a pendulum have
been more regular in its motions. Had there been any relaxation,
any pause, any increase or any diminution of rapidity in the
footsteps, they would have been endurable; but there was no such
thing; the same deadening monotonous, stupifying sound continued,
like clock-work, to operate incessantly above their heads. Nor
was there any abatement of the storm without; the wind blowing
among the trees of the cemetery in a sepulchral moan; the rain
beating against the panes of glass with the impetuous loudness of
hail; and lightning and thunder flashing and pealing at brief
intervals through the murky firmament. The noise of the elements
was indeed frightful; and it was heightened by the voice of the
sable steed, like that of a spirit of darkness; but the whole, as
we have just hinted, was as nothing to the deep, solemn,
mysterious treading of the Red Man."
The party argue themselves into the belief that he is indeed
the enemy of mankind.
"'If more proof is wanting,' resumed the parson, after a
pause, 'only look to his dress. What Christian would think of
travelling about the country in red? It is a type of the
hell-fire from which he is sprung.' 'Did you observe his hair
hanging down his back like a bunch of carrots?' asked the
exciseman. 'Such a diabolical glance in his eye!' said the
schoolmaster. 'Such a voice!' added the landlord: 'it is like the
sound of a cracked clarionet.' 'His feet are not cloven,'
observed the landlady. 'No matter,' exclaimed the landlord, 'the
devil, when he chooses, can have as good legs as his neighbours.'
'Better than some of them,' quoth the lady, looking peevishly at
the lower limbs of her husband. Meanwhile the incessant treading
continued unabated, although two long hours had passed since its
commencement. There was not the slightest cessation to the sound,
while out of doors the storm raged with violence, and in the
midst of it the hideous neighing and stamping of the black horse
were heard with pre-eminent loudness. At this time the fire of
the kitchen began to burn low; the sparkling blaze was gone, and
in its stead nothing but a dead red lustre emanated from the
grate. One candle had just expired, having burned down to the
socket; of the one which remained, the unsnuffed wick was nearly
three inches in length, black and crooked at the point, and
standing like a ruined tower amid an envelopement of sickly
yellow flame; while around the fire's equally decaying lustre sat
the frightened coterie, narrowing their circle as its
brilliancy faded away, and eyeing each other like apparitions
amidst the increasing gloom.
"At this time the clock of the steeple struck the hour of
midnight, and the tread of the stranger suddenly ceased. There
was a pause for some minutes—afterwards a
rustling—then a noise as of something drawn along the floor
of his room. In a moment thereafter his door opened; then it shut
with violence, and heavy footsteps were heard trampling down the
stair. The inmates of the kitchen shook with alarm as the tread
came nearer. They expected every moment to behold the Red Man
enter, and stand before them in his native character. The
landlady fainted outright: the exciseman followed her example:
the landlord gasped in an agony of terror: and the schoolmaster
uttered a pious ejaculation for the behoof of his soul. Dr.
Poundtext was the only one who preserved any degree of composure.
He managed, in a trembling voice, to call out 'Avaunt, Satan! I
exorcise thee from hence to the bottom of the Red Sea!' 'I am
going, as fast as I can,' said the stranger, as he passed the
kitchen-door on his way to the open air. His voice aroused the
whole conclave from their stupor. They started up, and by a
simultaneous effort rushed to the window. There they beheld the
tall figure of a man, enveloped in a black cloak, walking across
the yard on his way to the stable. He had on a broad-brimmed,
low-crowned hat, top-boots, with enormous spurs, and carried a
gigantic whip in one hand, and a portmanteau in the other. He
entered the stable, remained there about three minutes, and came
out leading forth his fiery steed thoroughly accoutred. In the
twinkling of an eye he got upon his back, waved his hand to the
company, who were surveying him through the window, and clapping
spurs to his charger, galloped off furiously, with a
hideous and unnatural laugh, through the midst of the storm.
"On going up stairs to the room which the devil had honoured
with his presence, the landlord found that his infernal majesty
had helped himself to every thing he could lay his hands upon,
having broken into his desk and carried off twenty-five guineas
of king's money, a ten pound Bank of England note, and sundry
articles, such as seals, snuff-boxes, &c. Since that time he
has not been seen in these quarters, and if he should, he will do
well to beware of Doctor Poundtext, who is a civil magistrate as
well as a minister, and who, instead of exorcising him to the
bottom of the Red Sea, may perhaps exorcise him to the interior
of Leicester gaol, to await his trial before the judges of the
midland circuit."
Next is the Omen, by Mr. Galt, a powerful sketch. Affixed to
St. Feinah's Tree, a Legend of Loch Neagh, we notice the
signature of an esteemed correspondent, (M.L.B.) whose taste and
ingenuity entitle her to high rank among the contributors to the
present work. Kemp, the Bandit, by Delta, is an interesting tale;
Life and Shade, a Portuguese Sketch, by Mrs. M. Baillie, is in
her best narrative style; and Seeking the Houdy, by the Ettrick
Shepherd, is in his happiest familiar vein. The curiosity of the
volume, and indeed, the only poetical contribution we have room
to notice, is the following lines of Lord Byron, written in his
boyhood, to "Mary," (Mrs. Musters,) about a year before her
marriage:—
Adieu to sweet Mary for ever;
From her I must quickly depart;
Though the Fates us from each other sever,
Still her image will dwell in my heart.
The flame that within my heart burns,
Is unlike what in lovers hearts glows;
The love which for Mary I feel,
Is far purer than Cupid bestows.
I wish not your peace to disturb,
I wish not your joys to molest,
Mistake not my passion for Love,
'Tis your friendship alone I request.
Not ten thousand lovers could feel
The friendship my bosom contains;
It will ever within my heart dwell,
While the warm blood flows through my
veins.
May the ruler of heaven look down,
And my Mary from evil defend;
Mny she ne'er know adversity's frown,
May her happiness ne'er have an end.
Once more, my sweet Mary, adieu;
Farewell; I with anguish repeat,
For ever I'll think upon you,
While this heart in my bosom shall beat.
The Editor has subjoined a note, explaining his reason for
printing these "schoolboy rhymes," which, of course, is not for
their literary merit; still, in comparison with many of Lord
Byron's after productions, what the present want of head, others
lack of heart, and this is a home truth which his warmest
admirers must acknowledge.
The Illustrations are varied and interesting. One of
them—the Death of the Dove, engraved by W. Finden, from a
picture by T. Stewardson, is remarkably expressive. The Ghaut, by
E. Finden, after W. Daniell, is an exquisite Oriental scene. The
Frontispiece, Wilkie's Spanish Princess, is finely engraved by R.
Greaves; and Mr. H. Le Keux has done ample justice to the
Plâce de Jeanne d'Arc, Rouen, from a picturesque drawing,
by S. Prout: the lights and shadows being very effectively
managed. But we must be chary of our room, as we have other
claimants at hand.