Oakville, Iowa, is a peaceful, prosperous, orderly town, but
occasionally some strange thing happens, and one did the other evening.
About eight o’clock, while the clerks in C. R. Walker’s department store
were busy about their evening work, they heard a noise in the rear of
the storeroom, and, upon investigation, found that a cow which had been
driven into town by some farmer had found an open door and had come into
the store and proceeded to make herself at home. The clerks got busy at
once, and when they attempted to drive bossy out, she became frightened,
started to run, and fell sprawling on the floor, knocked over boxes,
hardware, canned goods, dry goods, et cetera. By twisting her tail until
it resembled a great auger, the intruder finally consented to pass out.
For more than twenty years Joseph L. Le Fors, of Sheridan, Wyo., has
acted as detective for the Live-stock Association of Wyoming, and during
that time has chased criminals all over the West and into Mexico.
Le Fors started as a cowboy in the Southwest. His brother was shot dead
on the street of one of the early-day border towns. Joe heard of the
deed, quit his job, came in, and quietly attended to the matter of his
brother’s burial. Then he got an officer’s commission and went after the
murderer, who was known as a “bad man.” When the cowboy, in a spring
wagon and without much knowledge of the roads in that vicinity, drove
out of town on his mission, most of those who saw him guessed that he
would not come back. But he returned, and after no great length of time.
In the bottom of the wagon was the corpse of the murderer. Le Fors has
never talked to any extent of that fight, except to say that he gave the
man a chance and he lost.
Among the detective’s most notable feats was the capture of Tom Horn,
said to have killed seventeen men. Horn’s quickness with a gun was
marvelous, but when the test came, Le Fors proved too fast for him.
It is said that Le Fors had done more than any other man to make stock
raising on the open ranges more than a mere venture.
When Miss Ruth Spencer, of Michigan City, Mich., accidentally tipped
over a box containing Doctor John A. Dexter’s collection of thirty
snakes in his biology laboratory at Olivet College, Olivet, Mich., she
created something of a panic.
Professor Dexter had been offering one dollar apiece for all varieties
of snakes caught in Eaton County not already in his collection. The
result was that he had rattlesnakes, blue racers, water snakes, garter
snakes, and others reposing in a large box in his laboratory. The box
stood on a high table.
Miss Spencer came in to the classroom looking for the professor, and,
seeing the box, became curious to know its contents. She tried standing
on tiptoe, lost her balance, and tumbled the snakes nearly on top of
herself and all over the floor. With a scream she ran out of the room.
Meanwhile Professor Shedd was conducting a physics class in a room
below, when suddenly a five-foot blue racer, which had crawled through
the ventilator, dropped with a thud on his demonstration table. The
class was automatically dismissed at once.
When Doctor Dexter arrived at his room, he recaptured most of the
reptiles. But one blue racer, three garter snakes, and a small, black
water snake are still at large in the science building.
The Colorado Springs and Cañon City Highway and the Ute Pass section of
the Pike’s Peak ocean-to-ocean road, recently completed by Colorado’s
system of convict labor, are two of the most perfect mountain roads in
the United States.
For twenty miles south of Colorado Springs the road winds around the
foothills and mountains, practically the entire roadbed having been cut
out of the hillside, and in many places blasted out of solid rock. For
the remaining twenty-five miles the way is over foothills and through
undulating country. Besides being a marvel in engineering, the road is
one of the most scenic and picturesque in the West, passing as it does
through Red Rock Cañon, Dead Man’s Cañon, and many other mountain beauty
spots.
The road averaged eighteen feet in width, and is perfectly crowned and
drained. Although it offers a succession of climbs, so skillfully was
the engineering work done that heavy grades have been eliminated, and
the motorist is confronted with only one grade as high as three per
cent.
The Ute Pass Road follows the ancient trail of the Indians across the
Rocky Mountains. In the last few years that part of it between Colorado
Springs and Cascade has been entirely reconstructed by convicts.
Under the Colorado system the convict is allowed ten days off his
sentence for each month of labor on the roads. This is in addition to
the usual reduction for good behavior.
Thomas J. Tynan, warden of the State Penitentiary, under whose
supervision the work of the last three years has been done, estimates
that in the next ten years five thousand miles of the best roads will be
constructed at a cost of less than five hundred thousand dollars.
He says one thousand men have been used in roadwork in the last three
years at a cost to the State of twenty-five cents a day for each man.
The men go about their work unguarded, and less than one per cent have
violated their pledges and made successful escapes.
Fingal W. Anderson, who lives at Aitkin, Minn., has cunningly contrived
a present which he has given President Wilson, and which the latter
prizes highly.
Anderson has been ill and has whiled away weary hours in contriving his
gift. It is a bottle into which he has inserted a shield of the United
States. Upon one side of it is a picture of the White House, and upon
the other a picture of the president. In presenting the gift, Anderson
said, in a letter:
“This is original, whittled after my own thoughts, during my illness
from tuberculosis of the bone. This piece of furniture represents
seventeen days of work with my jackknife and drill made by myself from
wires and nails. In its construction there are 338 different parts, made
from white pine and basswood.
“I am a young man, twenty-eight years old, born in Stockholm, Sweden,
and am proud to be of the same race from which was descended John A.
Johnson and John Lind.
“As sent to you, it is complete and set up in full. Please accept it
with my compliments.”
The death of Mrs. Virginia Taylor Gwynn, a wartime Virginia belle, widow
of Captain Henry Gwynn, is announced at her home in Pikesville, Md., at
the age of seventy-five.
Mrs. Gwynn often accompanied the Confederate army and led the troops
into several engagements herself. She knew the country, and led
detachments of the troops out of tight corners. For these acts she was
mentioned several times in dispatches.
She volunteered to carry mail and dispatches from one division of the
army to another, and to do this had to pass and repass through the Union
lines several times. This attracted the attention of General Lee, and he
publicly complimented both her great bravery and her beauty.
Captain Gwynn, her husband, was one of the few who succeeded in getting
over the stone wall defended by the Union forces during the third day of
the Battle of Gettysburg, when Pickett made his desperate charge.
The sensation of the past week has been the extraordinary experience of
Mack Stewart, a grocery merchant of Dublin, Texas.
Stewart is thirty-six years of age, and was the possessor of a head of
jet-black hair, with the exception of a slight tinge of gray about the
temples. To-day he is what might be termed a red-headed man. In a single
night the pigment of black was supplanted by red, and glossy-black locks
changed to a pronounced auburn.
Stewart, who was formerly a railroad conductor, attributes the
remarkable occurrence to a most vivid dream he had recently. He says he
dreamed that he was back at work on the H. & T. C. Railway. He was
standing on the top of a box car, when, as the train crossed Chambers
Creek, his head was struck by the top of the bridge, and he fell back,
with the blood gushing over his face.
He awoke with a start and experienced a terrible pain in his head. The
train, the creek, the bridge, and all the surroundings were as distinct
as if he actually had been gazing upon them, and the pain was as severe
as if he had really received a crushing blow.
Fifty or sixty physicians who have been in Dublin during the past week
attending the Erath County and Frisco Central Medical Associations
examined Stewart’s hair, and there was not one who did not express his
astonishment.
Instances of hair turning white in a single night on account of extreme
fear, mental anguish, or nervous strain, have been known to occur, but
cases of black hair turning to red are almost unheard of. They all
expressed the opinion that it would eventually turn to white.
There is no race suicide among the Mormons. The births during the year
were more than four times as many as the deaths. The annual report gives
these figures:
Net increase in the membership of the church, 129,493 for the period of
1901 to 1914; birth rate, 39.5 per 1,000; death rate of 8.3 per 1,000;
marriage rate, 17 per 1,000.
The report shows the church collected $1,887,920 from tithes in 1914, of
which $730,960 was expended on church buildings, $330,984 to maintain
the church schools, $64,508 to maintain the Mormon temples, $227,900 for
missionary work, $99,293 to maintain church offices, $136,727 to
complete and maintain the L. D. S. Hospital in Salt Lake City, and
$116,238 to the poor.
What is stated to be the largest sale of oil in tankage ever made was
carried out when White & Sinclair sold seventy-two 55,000-barrel tanks
of oil in the Cushing field, in Oklahoma, to the Prairie Oil & Gas
Company. The tanks contained approximately four million barrels of oil.
The price paid is said to be, including tankage, $2,400,000.
Daniel Taylor’s notion of the proper manner for a black cat to conduct
itself is to walk ever and anon in a straight line. If it turns in
either direction, he is firmly convinced that it should be shot at
sunrise, nightfall, or whenever the turn is made, and to show that he
lives up to his convictions, he took a shot at a cat shortly before the
milkman appeared on his rounds, missed it, and, about twelve hours
later, paid twenty-five dollars for the error in the city court. If he
had hit the cat, he says, it would have cost him nothing.
When Taylor was a year and a half old, he was taking a turn about the
nursery, when a large cat, blue-black, walked in front of him. It
stopped, he stumbled, and it took five neighbors to regain his teething
ring, which he lost control of on the downward trip. From that day until
one afternoon, at fourteen minutes after three, he has believed that a
cat passing in front of him means hard luck. Now, however, he knows it.
“What have you to say?” asked the court, when Taylor was arraigned,
charged with missing the cat.
“If I repeated what I have in my mind,” replied Taylor, “I would be sent
to Siberia. I missed that pestiferous cat, and I am sorry for it. I am a
good citizen, but a poor marksman, and if I were not, I would be
elsewhere now. If I ever lay hands on that blamed cat, your excellency,
I’ll manipulate her nine lives with éclat and finish. I’ll count them
over one by one, and——”
“You talk too much,” said the court.
“Perhaps,” answered Mr. Taylor; “but I have the advantage of knowing
what I am talking about. I know that when a black cat passes in front of
me, it means hard luck, and, unless I kill it, misfortune will befall
me. I know——”
“I fine you twenty-five dollars,” said the court.
“I need say no more,” remarked Taylor, counting the money out. “This
proves everything.”
Mr. Taylor lives in Pittsburgh, Pa.
Mrs. James Maner, living near Gilmore, Ga., on the Marietta car line, is
planning a trip to Miami, Fla., to inspect a legacy valued at $10,000,
left her by a tramp.
This does not lend itself readily to the fancy, but this time fancy will
have to brace up and take it like a man. Truth may be more of a stranger
than fiction, and all that, but the legacy is there, and traveling
expenses for Mrs. Maner to go down and view it—fifty dollars in the
hand, with a lot of legal assurance.
“Eight years ago,” she said recently, “a man came limping into our front
yard. He looked like a tramp, and then again he didn’t look like a
tramp—I mean, his clothing was ragged and worn, and he was limping from
an injury to his foot, and yet he didn’t have the manners of a tramp, if
you could call them manners.
“The man was penniless, he said, and in trouble. I felt sorry for him. I
took him in and gave him some dinner, and then ten cents to pay his way
to Atlanta on the trolley line. He seemed very appreciative, and
insisted on taking my name and address down in a little book.”
It seems that the tramp did not lose the little book. And after eight
years back came the bread from off the waters, only it was multiplied to
a fold entirely out of step with scriptural precedent.
Mrs. Maner paid no attention to the first information that the legacy
had been left her. It required an urgent appeal from a Miami lawyer and
the proffer of traveling expenses to make her realize that an estate
consisting of several houses and some land had really come her way at
the expense of a dime, a good dinner—and a bit of the milk of human
kindness.
Netty’s knitting knickknacks for the soldiers.
Her nobby knack at knitting nets them neckties by the score;
Some natty soldier knockers would prefer some knickerbockers
To the knotty, knitted neckties Netty knits for necks galore.
For the enlightenment of our readers who may not have heard about sister
Susie, the following chorus is here presented:
Sister Susie’s sewing shirts for soldiers,
Such skill at sewing shirts our shy young sister Susie shows!
Some soldiers send epistles, say they’d rather sleep on thistles,
Than the saucy, soft, short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews.
Maria Greutzen, eight years old, fair-haired and shy, with a thick
woolen shawl folded about her shoulders, started on a western journey
from Ellis Island, New York, holding tight to the hand of her sister
Hedwig. They had come all the way from Antwerp, in war-stricken Belgium,
alone on their way to their aunt in Chicago with stout hearts, and
tickets tied up in bright calico handkerchiefs. Maria had a stout paper
envelope pinned on her little underwaist, with a little extra money for
emergency.
It was all so bewildering. Little Hedwig winked back a tear now and then
on the trip across the ferry, but then tears come easily when one has
only five birthdays and is at the other end of the world from home. They
must reach the “beeg train” at Grand Central Station without getting
lost, and the kind man guided them and cheered them on.
That is what the men of the Immigrant Guide and Transfer are doing every
day, lending a hand to children and grown-ups alike, for grown-ups are
sometimes like children in the great, puzzling city. The Immigrant Guide
and Transfer was organized some time ago with the approval and direction
of Frederic C. Howe, commissioner of Ellis Island.
This worthy and useful organization is at present struggling under a
great handicap. The decrease in immigration due to the war leaves it
without income to meet the expenses of upkeep. Commissioner Howe is
anxious, indeed, not to open the way for any such imposition and
exploitation of immigrants as was practiced before the Immigrant Guide
service was organized. Money was stolen from the newcomers, tickets were
mixed up, exorbitant prices for subway tickets and other fares were
extracted, leaving the travelers in a state of helpless panic.
Steps are being taken in this city to render any financial aid Guide and
Transfer officials may need.
Jim Thomas, fifty, negro, was arrested after a white man had seen him in
the cemetery, in Gurdon, Ark., with a wheelbarrow, spade, and other
tools. Examination showed that the negro had dug to the top of the box
where James Buckley, a wealthy farmer, was buried three years ago.
The negro explained his actions by saying that spirits told him to
communicate with Buckley.
A freak quadruped of unknown species is the latest discovery in the
fields of anthropological research in southern Utah. Dean Byron
Cummings, head of the department of archæology in the University of
Utah, who annually leads expeditions into the deserts of southern Utah
and northern Arizona, recently dug up the remains of the mysterious
animal of ancient times in an old-time cliff dweller’s home.
The head and backbone of the animal was all that could be found,
although the veteran research worker sought diligently to find other
bones that might establish a clew to its identity. The cranium is
similar to that of an ancient Indian, with sloping forehead and average
brain capacity. On its skull was found a hank of wool resembling that of
the modern sheep, and the part of the backbone that was intact, showing
six vertebræ, was similar in most respects to that of the modern
coyote.
Salt Lake scientists and students of other States have examined the
strange find, but are at a loss to explain its identity. It is thought
by some to be a freak offshoot of the sheep species, while others
identify it with the human species.
Dean Cummings had difficulty removing the body from the cliff dwelling,
his Indian guides and other native Indians objecting on grounds that the
body might have contained one of their sacred good spirits. The find is
now in the University of Utah museum.
The story of Mrs. Cook’s adventure in the home of Mrs. Hodkinson, a
neighbor, was much like the experience of Goldilocks and the Three
Bears. Both women are residents of San Francisco, Cal.
The Hodkinson family has been in New York for some time, and Mrs. Cook
promised to look out for the house. She went there the other day to see
that all was well.
She didn’t know that “Bill the Bum,” who says his address is Everywhere,
was there in the role of Goldilocks. Bill had made himself at home there
for three days. He had crawled through a basement window and had sampled
things as he went along till he got to the top floor, where there was a
nice cozy bedroom and a soft bed.
He had found bread and wine and was filled to contentment. Just like
Goldilocks in the home of the Three Bears he had a fine time. Then he
got sleepy and dozed off.
Mrs. Cook found him stretched out on a bed upstairs, snoring like a
trooper. She tiptoed downstairs and called a policeman. The officer made
so much noise climbing the stairs that Bill the Bum was awakened and
took a header through an open window. He was captured after a chase,
taken to the city prison, and charged with burglary. Among the things
taken and not recovered are two cherry pies, three bottles of wine, and
half a box of fine cigars.
Until three girls were arrested in Bridgeport, Conn., all of them
wearing articles of men’s clothing, it was not known that they had
escaped from the New York State Reformatory for Women at Bedford Hills,
Westchester County. They employed Harry Thaw’s method of escaping,
walking out the gate when the milkman opened it.
They told a remarkable story of hardships while being sought by police
and guards in automobiles. They slept in woods and ravines during the
days, and traveled and foraged at night.
The girls are: Ida Oakley, formerly of Danbury; Mildred Doyle, of
Manhattan, and Alice Kilcoyne, of Brooklyn. They said they were about to
be placed on a bread-and-water diet at Bedford Hills, and decided to
escape. They had covered several miles in the prison garb of
gray-and-white uniforms before their escape was discovered. They kept
far back from the roads, and at noon hid in a ravine. At night they made
a raid on a farmer’s chicken coop, and, over an open fire, they broiled
three chickens.
Early the next morning they made a raid on the clothesline of a
housewife, and obtained enough clothed for Ida Oakley to discard her
prison garb. Then, while the others hid in the woods, she went into the
village and begged food and clothes, telling a story about a husband
with tuberculosis and several hungry children.
In that manner they obtained plenty of food, but clothes were scarce,
particularly women’s garments. They obtained sufficient clothes for
several men, but not enough for two women. Therefore they had to wear
men’s clothes. Mildred Doyle and Alice Kilcoyne, unable to get a skirt,
wore men’s trousers until they were in the outskirts of Bridgeport, when
they met two young men in the road and explained their predicament. The
men purchased skirts for them, but they had to continue wearing men’s
coats.
Their appearance in Bridgeport, where they tried to find work, caused
comment, and they were arrested. Under questioning, they soon broke down
and told of their escape from the Bedford Reformatory.
Although Edward Peffer got a verdict against State Game Wardens Charles
and A. H. Baum for larceny of the eagle that he shot in Lewiston County,
Pa., no sentence has been imposed on the wardens, and it is not likely
that there ever will be. The judge of the court does not consider the
verdict in keeping with the law as laid down by the State. The stuffed
eagle is still in the State museum.
Americans are not properly protected in Mexico, thinks Jo Conners, of
Phoenix, Ariz. Conners believes that when a peaceful American in a
foreign country is deprived of his wooden leg, the act should be
construed as a declaration of war. Through the American State department
he has applied for the return of a wooden leg, a steel foot, and four
hundred dollars in gold, which were taken from him while he was a
prisoner of the Carranza forces in Guaymas.
By profession Conners is a chronicler of heroes. He was employed by
General Francisco Villa to prepare and publish a volume to be entitled
“Heroes of Mexico.” Villa furnished him with an automobile and agreed to
pay him one hundred dollars a week in gold.
Conners found everybody in northern Mexico for Villa. Also he found that
every one was a hero. By the time he arrived at Guaymas he had collected
photographs and brief biographies of no less than 280 Mexican patriots
who had risked their lives and fortunes that Villa might triumph and
Mexico might become the greatest nation on the face of the earth.
Amid the Villa “vivas” of the populace Conners retired one night in a
Guaymas hotel. He was awakened by a soldier who told him that the city
was in the hands of the Carranza forces and that he was a prisoner. The
280 biographies and photographs, also four weeks’ salary, were
confiscated. Conners was placed in jail and his typewriter was thrown in
after him, with a scornful suggestion that he get busy and write
something more about “thees Meester Villa.”
In a railroad accident several years ago Conners lost his left leg and
part of his right foot. He had purchased the best wooden leg that money
could buy and used a steel extension to fill out the right shoe. When
the jailer entered his cell the next morning, Conners’ artificial leg
and foot were lying on the floor.
Now, this jailer had also lost his left leg, and wore a rude peg in its
place. With a cry of delight he pounced upon Conners’ expensive
artificial limb. His delight became ecstasy when he tried it on and
found that it was a perfect fit. Saying something about a trade, he
departed. For some reasons he also took the steel extension. The peg,
which was the limb of a mesquite tree, was left lying on the floor.
A few minutes later the jailer returned. “I give you what you Americanos
call some boot,” he remarked pleasantly. Whereupon he set before Mr.
Conners a plate of luscious tomatoes.
That afternoon the American consul got Conners out of jail. Another
jailer unlocked the door for him. Conners wanted to start out
immediately in search of his wooden leg and steel foot, but the consul
persuaded him that discretion was the better part of valor, and induced
him to board a tramp steamer for San Francisco. After he reached San
Francisco, Conners remembered that he also lost an automobile in
Guaymas. That, however, troubles him little. The auto was Villa’s, but
the leg, the foot, and the $400 were Conners’ very own, and he expects
Uncle Sam to demand their return without any beating around the bush by
Mexico’s warring heroes.
A meteor which fell near Standish, Mich., narrowly missed the residence
of Charles Selman. The visitor whizzed down in the midst of a brilliant
meteoric display, and buried itself so deep in Mr. Selman’s yard that it
hasn’t been found. The hole in the ground is four feet across.
If the police of Charlestown, W. Va., succeed in their efforts to locate
John Truslow, known to them as “Slippery John” and many other things,
including aliases, it is probable that they will suspend a large anvil
from his neck and nail his clothing to a cell wall. He has escaped, drat
him! for the eighth time in two months, and, with right hands raised,
the police are remarking that, so help them, never again!
John Truslow, according to the police, has been tried and found guilty
of every crime of which a mentality such as John Truslow’s is capable.
This has limited John’s activities greatly, but recently, while awaiting
trial on a charge of stealing a straw hat, he burst from the jail,
nearly sweeping it away, and ran to the bird store of John Fisher in the
dead of a Saturday night.
There the police, attracted by eight electric bulbs that John
illuminated, found him whispering to a gold fish and acting in a
frightfully suspicious manner. They crept upon him stealthily, as the
department requires them to do. Just as they reached him, a parrot,
awakened its sleep, said: “Officer, there’s your man!” There could be no
mistake, they had corroboration.
When the reserves, with Slippery John sliding along among them, reached
the jail, they saw the warden come screaming from the building. They
asked him wherefore the noise and whence his course, to which he replied
that Slippery John, the demon skidder, had flown the jail. Then he saw
the prisoner, and wept, kissed him on the forehead, and slammed him back
in his cell.
All went well until the other night, at the well-known and justly
revered witching hour of midnight. Peter Austin, member of a very
aristocrooked family, rose up feebly from his part of John’s cell and
declared he was ill, requiring water. The warden, who sometimes drinks
the stuff himself, was merciful, and let Peter patter out.
The cell door—gods, what an error!—was left open, and when Peter
returned—tableaux! Slippery John gone again!
The warden is inconsolable. He has issued an order that hereafter all
prisoners that gasp for water must remain in their cells and drink from
the nozzle of the hose.
Little mountain settlements in the region of Julian, Cal., have their
vaudeville circuits, and they are as important to the people and afford
them as much pleasure as Keith’s or the Orpheum afford pleasure seekers
of the large cities.
The players are generally Mexicans. They travel by wagon or burro,
coming up from lower California, swinging across the mining region, and
turning south again into the peninsula.
A handbill pinned to the door of the post office or store is the only
program. It announces, in Spanish, that a company of artists,
unsurpassed for excellence, will be honored to entertain the people at
greatly reduced prices—fifteen cents for children and twenty-five cents
for adults, whereas in large cities, like Ensenada, the company wouldn’t
attempt to do the same thing for less than a dollar admission.
Sometimes the performance is acrobatic; sometimes it is a concert, with
accordion and guitar, to be followed with a dance; again it may be an
old-fashioned Punch and Judy show, or a roaring comedy, the actors
speaking their lines in Spanish, which, by the way, makes no difference
to the border folks, all of whom understand that tongue.
In addition to the handbill, a crier goes through the vicinity,
announcing from house to house the merits of the performers, and urging
everybody not to miss this last and only chance to see and hear so rare
a collection of stars, who, meanwhile, are preparing their evening meal
beside the road and making their beds under a tree.
The play is staged wherever shelter can be found—in schoolhouse or some
large barn, or, more likely, in the dance hall, for nearly every
settlement has such a place. The settings are easily procured. A plank
across the tops of two barrels may serve either as a terrible abyss or a
shaded silvan walk.
The following morning the all-star troupe rolls out of its separate and
individual blankets, cooks breakfast in the open, jumps astride burros,
or tumbles into a wagon and makes for the next-night stand.
Herman Kepple, a circus rider, whose home was formerly in Afton, Okla.,
at one time with Buffalo Bill’s Wild West circus, and for several years
a member of a German “Wild West” aggregation, has just returned on
account of the circus having been broken up by the war in Europe. Kepple
says that he was more than sorry that he had to return, for his monthly
salary with the German show was equal to a small fortune. The big circus
was composed of close to 2,000 persons, and rifle shooting, riding, and
other “dare-devil” stunts, such as made the stolid Germans gasp, was
Kepple’s specialty.
As soon as war was declared, the Cossacks with the show were placed in
prison, the English and Japanese actors were taken into custody, and
most of the German members had to join the colors.
Still the management tried to keep the show going, using neutral actors
and Germans who did not have to join the army, but the attendance grew
less and less. Then, as a last resort, they began the production of a
spectacular scene known as “Europe in Flames.” This showed—with the
crash of big guns and the clash of steel—the progress of the war, and
the supposed ending, all leaning in favor of the Germans.
Kepple was supposed to be a royal hussar for a while, then an English
soldier and prisoner of war; at times he played dead, and was carried
off the field. The beginning of the spectacle pictured the cause of the
war, and ended with a general drawing of swords and presenting of arms,
with the kaiser, of course, being the last one to draw his weapon. This
last was always received with many cheers.
Another Oklahoma cowboy, A. W. Beasley, and Arma Reuter, from Texas,
were with the same outfit. Kepple says that Reuter returned to Texas,
but does not know what became of Beasley.
Always the Germans won in this mimic war. Even so, the populace soon
tired of it, for the real war was carrying off thousands of the nation’s
sons. The owners decided to disband. Kepple and Reuter concluded to join
the German army, but when they found that they would have to renounce
their own country, they backed out.
A negro, Arthur Chairs—his name was part of the set—brought into the
Memphis city court on a charge of larceny, carried with him a minstrel
joke that Dan Rice used to knock ’em off the seats with years ago. It
was so old that it became new when viewed in the serious light in which
the negro placed it.
Nobody ever thought that there was any foundation for the old,
exculpatory joke that a thief picked up a rope that had a horse at the
other end of it, until Arthur Chairs demonstrated beyond doubt that the
joke had a foundation in serious fact.
The negro was charged with the larceny of a cow from the rural districts
around Oakville. Henry Grant, a negro, appeared as prosecutor. Henry
lost the cow.
“Your honor,” said the detective who apprehended the prisoner and his
bovine charge, “Henry Grant, here, the prosecutor, lost a cow, and we
found Arthur Chairs trying to sell it.”
“What was the cow worth?” asked Justice Biggs, who was wielding the
gavel at the session.
“About fifty dollars,” said Grant.
“Must have been a Jersey,” said the judge.
“It was, judge,” said the detective, “and a young heifer, at that.”
“Arthur.”
“Yessah, jedge.”
“Ever been up here before on a charge of this kind?” asked the judge.
“Nossah, jedge, I sho nevah wah heah befo’ in mah life.”
“What do you do for a living?”
“I wucks, jedge, wucks all de time.”
“What sort of work do you engage in?” asked the judge.
“I does mos’ any kinds of wuck I kin find ter do dese days.”
“Now, then, Arthur, the preliminaries are settled. Tell us about this
cow.”
“I don’t know much ’bout dat cow, jedge, I sho don’t.”
“Your associations with this bovine were of a pleasant nature, if not of
much duration, were they not?” smiled the judge.
“Yassah, jedge, yassah.”
“Just to come right down to plain words, you stole that cow, did you
not?” asked the judge sharply.
“Nossah, jedge, I can’t say dat I done stole dat cow at all.”
“Does your high regard for the truth prevent you making a statement to
that effect?”
“Yassah, jedge, yassah. I sho gwine ter tell yo’ de trufe ’bout it.”
“I feel justified in expecting that,” laughed the judge.
“Yassah, jedge, yassah.”
“If you did not steal the cow, tell us how you became the possessor of
it.”
“Tells yo’, jedge. I’s passin’ ’long de road, an’ dis cow standin’ dah,
seemin’ lak she lost. I stops and ’gins ter see if I kin identify huh.
Den she ’pears ter know me, an’ I rubs her about de neck, an’ she lay
huh haid ovah on me jes’ lak she wants me ter take care ob huh. Den I
drap de rope aroun’ huh horns an’ walked away.”
“She followed you?”
“Yassah, jedge, yassah; she sho did.”
“Didn’t have to pull on the rope?”
“Nossah, jedge, not er bit.”
“Hold him for the State,” ordered the judge, and the cow’s guardian pro
tem. was escorted below.
After five years’ struggle against great physical and financial odds,
Fred Ellwanger, sole survivor of the Marianna mine disaster in 1908,
died at his home in Charleroi, Pa.
Ellwanger came to this country from Germany in 1908, and secured work in
the Marianna mine just the day before the explosion that cost about two
hundred lives. On that day Ellwanger was at work at the bottom of the
shaft. He told friends afterward that he was afraid to work in the mine
on account of the large amount of gas he noticed in the reaches.
When the explosion came, he was knocked senseless, but fell with his
head near a pool of water; this kept his head moist and saved him from
death.
He was the only man saved from the explosion. He was rushed to a
hospital, where the physicians said he could not live. Forty-two pieces
of coal and stone were taken from his body.
For weeks he lingered between life and death, and finally was pronounced
on the road to recovery. He never fully recovered.
Unable to work, he published a book telling his story of the disaster.
The coal company promptly attempted to suppress the book, and it is
still under the company’s ban.