Mr. Lincoln made his first political speech in
1832, at the age of twenty-three, when he was a
candidate for the Illinois Legislature. His opponent
had wearied the audience by a long speech,
leaving him but a short time in which to present his
views. He condensed all he had to say into a few
words, as follows:—
“Gentlemen, Fellow-citizens: I presume you
know who I am. I am humble Abraham Lincoln.
I have been solicited by many friends to become a
candidate for the legislature. My politics can be
briefly stated. I am in favor of a national bank.
I am in favor of the internal improvement system,
and a high protective tariff. These are my sentiments
and political principles. If elected, I shall be
thankful. If not, it will be all the same.”
The contrast between Mr. Lincoln and Senator
Douglas is well brought out in the following extract
from a speech by Hon. I. N. Arnold of Illinois,
in 1863. Speaking of their great contest for
the senatorship, Mr. Arnold said:—
“Douglas went through this campaign like a conquering
hero. He had his special train of cars, his
band of music, his body-guard of devoted friends, a
cannon carried on the train, the firing from which
announced his approach to the place of meeting.
Such a canvass involved, necessarily, very large expenditures;
and it has been said that Douglas did
not expend less than $50,000 in this canvass. Some
idea of the plain, simple, frugal habits of Mr. Lincoln
may be gathered, when I tell you that at its
close, having occupied several months, Mr. Lincoln
said, with the idea, apparently, that he had been
somewhat extravagant: ‘I do not believe I have
spent a cent less than five hundred dollars in this
canvass.’”
Soon after Mr. Lincoln entered upon the practice
of his profession at Springfield, he was engaged in
a criminal case in which it was thought there was
little chance of success. Throwing all his powers
into it, he came off victorious, and promptly received
for his services five hundred dollars. A legal friend
calling upon him the next morning found him sitting
before a table, upon which his money was
spread out, counting it over and over. “Look here,
Judge,” said he; “see what a heap of money I’ve
got from the —— case. Did you ever see anything
like it? Why, I never had so much money in my
life before, put it all together!” Then crossing his
arms upon the table, his manner sobering down, he
added, “I have got just five hundred dollars: if it
was only seven hundred and fifty, I would go directly
and purchase a quarter section of land, and
settle it upon my old step-mother.” His friend said
that if the deficiency was all he needed, he would
loan him the amount, taking his note, to which Mr.
Lincoln instantly acceded.
His friend then said: “Lincoln, I would not do
just what you have indicated. Your step-mother
is getting old, and will not probably live many
years. I would settle the property upon her for
her use during her lifetime, to revert to you upon
her death.”
With much feeling, Mr. Lincoln replied: “I
shall do no such thing. It is a poor return, at the
best, for all the good woman’s devotion and fidelity
to me, and there is not going to be any half-way
business about it;” and so saying, he gathered up
his money, and proceeded forthwith to carry his
long-cherished purpose into execution.
Among the numerous delegations which thronged
Washington in the early part of the war was one
from New York, which urged very strenuously the
sending of a fleet to the southern cities,—Charleston,
Mobile, and Savannah,—with the object of
drawing off the rebel army from Washington.
Mr. Lincoln said the project reminded him of the
case of a girl in New Salem, who was greatly
troubled with a “singing” in her head. Various
remedies were suggested by the neighbors, but
nothing tried afforded any relief. At last a man
came along,—“a common-sense sort of man,” said
he, inclining his head towards the gentleman complimentarily,—“who
was asked to prescribe for the
difficulty. After due inquiry and examination, he
said the cure was very simple. ‘What is it?’ was
the anxious question. ‘Make a plaster of psalm-tunes,
and apply to her feet, and draw the “singing”
down,’ was the rejoinder.”
On another occasion, an anti-slavery delegation,
also from New York, were pressing the adoption of
the emancipation policy. During the interview the
“chairman,” the Rev. Dr. C——, made a characteristic
and powerful appeal, largely made up of
quotations from the Old Testament Scriptures. Mr.
Lincoln received the “bombardment” in silence.
As the speaker concluded, he continued for a moment
in thought, and then, drawing a long breath,
responded: “Well, gentlemen, it is not often one
is favored with a delegation direct from the Almighty!”
One of Mr. Lincoln’s Springfield neighbors, a
clergyman, visiting Washington early in the administration,
asked the President what was to be
his policy on the slavery question. “Well,” said
he, “I will answer by telling you a story. You
know Father B., the old Methodist preacher? and
you know Fox River and its freshets? Well, once
in the presence of Father B., a young Methodist
was worrying about Fox River, and expressing
fears that he should be prevented from fulfilling
some of his appointments by a freshet in the river.
Father B. checked him in his gravest manner.
Said he: ‘Young man, I have always made it a
rule in my life not to cross Fox River till I get
to it!’ And,” added Mr. Lincoln, “I am not
going to worry myself over the slavery question
till I get to it.”
General Garfield, of Ohio, received from the
President an account of the capture of Norfolk,
similar to that recorded on a previous page, with
the following preface:—
“By the way, Garfield,” said Mr. Lincoln, “you
never heard, did you, that Chase, Stanton, and I,
had a campaign of our own? We went down to
Fortress Monroe in Chase’s revenue cutter, and
consulted with Admiral Goldsborough as to the
feasibility of taking Norfolk by landing on the north
shore and making a march of eight miles. The
Admiral said, very positively, there was no landing
on that shore, and we should have to double the
cape and approach the place from the south side,
which would be a long and difficult journey. I
thereupon asked him if he had ever tried to find a
landing, and he replied that he had not. ‘Now,’
said I, ‘Admiral, that reminds me of a chap out
West who had studied law, but had never tried a
case. Being sued, and not having confidence in
his ability to manage his own case, he employed a
fellow-lawyer to manage it for him. He had only a
confused idea of the meaning of law terms, but was
anxious to make a display of learning, and on the
trial constantly made suggestions to his lawyer, who
paid no attention to him. At last, fearing that his
lawyer was not handling the opposing counsel very
well, he lost all patience, and springing to his feet
cried out, “Why don’t you go at him with a capias,
or a surre-butter, or something, and not stand there
like a confounded old nudum-pactum?”’”
An officer of the Government called one day at
the White House, and introduced a clerical friend.
“Mr. President,” said he, “allow me to present to
you my friend, the Rev. Mr. F., of ——. Mr. F.
has expressed a desire to see you and have some
conversation with you, and I am happy to be the
means of introducing him.” The President shook
hands with Mr. F., and desiring him to be seated
took a seat himself. Then, his countenance having
assumed an air of patient waiting, he said: “I
am now ready to hear what you have to say.”
“Oh, bless you, sir,” said Mr. F., “I have nothing
special to say; I merely called to pay my respects
to you, and, as one of the million, to assure you of
my hearty sympathy and support.” “My dear
sir,” said the President, rising promptly, his face
showing instant relief, and with both hands grasping
that of his visitor, “I am very glad to see
you, indeed. I thought you had come to preach to
me!”
On the way to the cemetery dedication at Gettysburg,
Mr. Lincoln said to his friend, McVeagh,
of Pennsylvania, speaking of Governor Gamble and
the administration troubles in Missouri:—“I do
not understand the spirit of those men who, in such
a time as this, because they cannot have a whole
loaf will take no bread. For my part, I am willing
to receive any man, or class of men, who will help
us even a little.”
On the same occasion, when the Presidential
party reached Hanover Junction they found a large
concourse of people assembled to greet them. Mr.
Lincoln and Secretary Seward, an hour previous,
had gone into the sleeping-car attached to the train,
for some rest. In response to the clamor of the
crowd, a friend intruded upon them, saying to the
President that he was “expected to make a speech.”
“No!” he rejoined, very emphatically; “I had
enough of that sort of thing all the way from
Springfield to Washington. Seward,” said he,
turning over in his berth, “you go out and repeat
some of your ‘poetry’ to the people!”
Upon the betrothal of the Prince of Wales to
the Princess Alexandra, Queen Victoria sent a letter
to each of the European sovereigns, and also
to President Lincoln, announcing the fact. Lord
Lyons, her ambassador at Washington,—a “bachelor,”
by the way,—requested an audience of Mr.
Lincoln, that he might present this important document
in person. At the time appointed he was
received at the White House, in company with Mr.
Seward.
“May it please your Excellency,” said Lord
Lyons, “I hold in my hand an autograph letter
from my royal mistress, Queen Victoria, which I
have been commanded to present to your Excellency.
In it she informs your Excellency that her
son, his Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, is
about to contract a matrimonial alliance with her
Royal Highness the Princess Alexandra of Denmark.”
After continuing in this strain for a few minutes,
Lord Lyons tendered the letter to the President
and awaited his reply. It was short, simple, and
expressive, and consisted simply of the words:—
“Lord Lyons, go thou and do likewise.”
It is doubtful if an English ambassador was ever
addressed in this manner before, and it would be
interesting to learn what success he met with in
putting the reply in diplomatic language when he
reported it to her Majesty.
The antagonism between the northern and southern
sections of the Democratic party, which culminated
in the nomination of two separate tickets
in 1860, was a subject to draw out one of Mr. Lincoln’s
hardest hits.
“I once knew,” said he, “a sound churchman
by the name of Brown, who was a member of a
very sober and pious committee having in charge
the erection of a bridge over a dangerous and rapid
river. Several architects failed, and at last Brown
said he had a friend named Jones, who had built
several bridges and undoubtedly could build that
one. So Mr. Jones was called in. ‘Can you build
this bridge?’ inquired the committee. ‘Yes,’ replied
Jones, ‘or any other. I could build a bridge
to the infernal regions, if necessary!’ The committee
were shocked, and Brown felt called upon
to defend his friend. ‘I know Jones so well,’ said
he, ‘and he is so honest a man and so good an
architect, that if he states soberly and positively
that he can build a bridge to—to ——, why, I
believe it; but I feel bound to say that I have my
doubts about the abutment on the infernal side.’
So,” said Mr. Lincoln, “when politicians told me
that the northern and southern wings of the Democracy
could be harmonized, why, I believed them,
of course; but I always had my doubts about the
‘abutment’ on the other side.”13
About the time Mr. Lincoln began to be known
as a successful lawyer, he was waited upon by a
lady, who held a real-estate claim which she desired
to have him prosecute,—putting into his hands,
with the necessary papers, a check for two hundred
and fifty dollars, as a retaining fee. Mr. Lincoln
said he would look the case over, and asked her to
call again the next day. Upon presenting herself,
Mr. Lincoln told her that he had gone through the
papers very carefully, and he must tell her frankly
that there was not a “peg” to hang her claim upon,
and he could not conscientiously advise her to bring
an action. The lady was satisfied, and, thanking
him, rose to go. “Wait,” said Mr. Lincoln, fumbling
in his vest pocket; “here is the check you
left with me.” “But, Mr. Lincoln,” returned the
lady, “I think you have earned that.” “No, no,”
he responded, handing it back to her; “that would
not be right. I can’t take pay for doing my duty.”
Mr. Lincoln liked to feel himself the attorney of
the people, not their ruler. Speaking once of the
probability of his renomination, he said: “If the
people think I have managed their ‘case’ for them
well enough to trust me to carry it up to the next
term, I am sure I shall be glad to take it.”
“Judge Baldwin of California, being in Washington,
called one day on General Halleck, and,
presuming upon a familiar acquaintance in California
a few years before, solicited a pass outside of
our lines to see a brother in Virginia, not thinking
that he would meet with a refusal, as both his
brother and himself were good Union men. “We
have been deceived too often,” said General Halleck,
“and I regret I can’t grant it.” Judge B.
then went to Stanton, and was very briefly disposed
of, with the same result. Finally, he obtained an
interview with Mr. Lincoln, and stated his case.
“Have you applied to General Halleck?” inquired
the President. “Yes, and met with a flat refusal,”
said Judge B. “Then you must see Stanton,”
continued the President. “I have, and with the
same result,” was the reply. “Well, then,” said
Mr. Lincoln, with a smile, “I can do nothing; for
you must know that I have very little influence with
this Administration.”
Mr. Colfax told me of a gentleman’s going to
the President, one day, with a bitter denunciation
of Secretary Stanton and his management of the
War Department. “Go home, my friend,” interrupted
Mr. Lincoln, “and read attentively the tenth
verse of the thirtieth chapter of Proverbs!”14
A lieutenant, whom debts compelled to leave his
father-land and service, succeeded in being admitted
to President Lincoln, and, by reason of his commendable
and winning deportment and intelligent
appearance, was promised a lieutenant’s commission
in a cavalry regiment. He was so enraptured with
his success, that he deemed it a duty to inform the
President that he belonged to one of the oldest
noble houses in Germany. “Oh, never mind that,”
said Mr. Lincoln; “you will not find that to be an
obstacle to your advancement.”
Just previous to the fall of Vicksburg, a self-constituted
committee, solicitous for the morale of
our armies, took it upon themselves to visit the
President and urge the removal of General Grant.
In some surprise Mr. Lincoln inquired, “For what
reason?” “Why,” replied the spokesman, “he
drinks too much whiskey.” “Ah!” rejoined Mr.
Lincoln, dropping his lower lip. “By the way,
gentlemen, can either of you tell me where General
Grant procures his whiskey? because, if I
can find out, I will send every general in the field
a barrel of it!”
When the telegram from Cumberland Gap
reached Mr. Lincoln that “firing was heard in
the direction of Knoxville,” he remarked that he
was “glad of it.” Some person present, who had
the perils of Burnside’s position uppermost in his
mind, could not see why Mr. Lincoln should be
glad of it, and so expressed himself. “Why, you
see,” responded the President, “it reminds me of
Mistress Sallie Ward, a neighbor of mine, who had
a very large family. Occasionally one of her numerous
progeny would be heard crying in some
out-of-the-way place, upon which Mrs. Ward would
exclaim, ‘There’s one of my children that isn’t
dead yet.’”
A gentleman once complimented the President
on having no vices, neither drinking nor smoking.
“That is a doubtful compliment,” answered the
President; “I recollect once being outside a stage-coach,
in Illinois, and a man sitting by me offered
me a cigar. I told him I had no vices. He said
nothing, but smoked for some time, and then growled
out: ‘It’s my experience that folks who have no
vices have generally very few virtues.’”
Mr. Lincoln’s aversion to calls for a speech that
must be merely “off-hand,” was decided; yet, unwilling
altogether to disappoint the crowds, who
perhaps too often made such demands of him, he
seldom excused himself altogether from speaking.
One evening a friend was conversing with him in
his room, when his quick ear caught the sound of
approaching music, and his countenance suddenly
changed, as he inquired its meaning, though readily
divining it. A serenade was presently announced
by an usher, and Mr. Lincoln, as he arose to go
forward to the front window, lingered a moment,
and said:—
“These ‘serenade’ speeches bother me a good
deal, they are so hard to make. I feel very much
like the steam doctor, who said he could get along
very well in his practice with almost every case,
but he was always a little puzzled when it came to
mending a broken leg.”
It has been repeatedly said that Mr. Lincoln
lacked imagination and poetic sensibility. Surely,
the soul which could conceive the last inaugural, or
indite the closing sentence of the first, was not
wanting in these elements:—
“The mystic chords of memory, stretching from
every battle-field and patriot grave to every living
heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will
yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again
touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels
of our nature.”
Neither was the mind deficient in enthusiasm,
which could prophesy:—
“There are already those among us, who, if the
Union be preserved, will live to see it contain two
hundred and fifty millions. The struggle of to-day
is not altogether for to-day; it is for a vast future
also.”
“The President,” said a leading member of the
Cabinet, on one occasion, “is his own War-Minister.
He directs personally the movements of the
armies, and is fond of strategy; but pays much less
attention to official details than is generally supposed.”
Mr. Lincoln’s wit was never malicious nor rudely
personal. Once when Mr. Douglas had attempted
to parry an argument by impeaching the veracity
of a senator whom Mr. Lincoln had quoted, he
answered that the question was not one of veracity,
but simply one of argument. “By a course of
reasoning, Euclid proves that all the angles in a
triangle are equal to two right angles. Now, if
you undertake to disprove that proposition, would
you prove it to be false by calling Euclid a liar?”15
A couple of well-known New York gentlemen
called upon the President one day to solicit a pardon
for a man who, while acting as mate of a sailing
vessel, had struck one of his men a blow which
resulted in his death. Convicted and sentenced for
manslaughter, a powerful appeal was made in his
behalf, as he had previously borne an excellent
character. Giving the facts a hearing, Mr. Lincoln
responded:—
“Well, gentlemen, leave your papers, and I will
have the Attorney-General, Judge Bates, look them
over, and we will see what can be done. Being
both of us ‘pigeon-hearted’ fellows, the chances are
that, if there is any ground whatever for interference,
the scoundrel will get off!”
Attorney-General Bates was once remonstrating
with the President against the appointment to a judicial
position of considerable importance of a western
man, who, though once on the “bench,” was
of indifferent reputation as a lawyer.
“Well now, Judge,” returned Mr. Lincoln, “I
think you are rather too hard on ——. Besides
that, I must tell you, he did me a good turn long
ago. When I took to the law, I was going to court
one morning, with some ten or twelve miles of
bad road before me, when —— overtook me in his
wagon. ‘Hallo, Lincoln!’ said he; ‘going to the
court-house? come in and I will give you a seat.’
Well, I got in, and —— went on reading his papers.
Presently the wagon struck a stump on one side of
the road; then it hopped off to the other. I looked
out and saw the driver was jerking from side to side
in his seat: so said I, ‘Judge, I think your coachman
has been taking a drop too much this morning.’
‘Well, I declare, Lincoln,’ said he, ‘I should not
much wonder if you are right, for he has nearly
upset me half-a-dozen times since starting.’ So,
putting his head out of the window, he shouted,
‘Why, you infernal scoundrel, you are drunk!’
Upon which, pulling up his horses and turning
round with great gravity, the coachman said: ‘Be-dad!
but that’s the first rightful decision your
honor has given for the last twelve months.’”
Some gentlemen fresh from a western tour, during
a call at the White House, referred in the
course of conversation to a body of water in Nebraska
which bore an Indian name signifying
“weeping water.” Mr. Lincoln instantly responded:
“As ‘laughing water,’ according to
Longfellow, is ‘Minnehaha,’ this evidently should
be ‘Minneboohoo.’”
A farmer from one of the border counties went to
the President on a certain occasion with the complaint
that the Union soldiers in passing his farm
had helped themselves not only to hay but to his
horse; and he hoped the proper officer would be
required to consider his claim immediately.
“Why, my good sir,” replied Mr. Lincoln, “If
I should attempt to consider every such individual
case, I should find work enough for twenty Presidents!
In my early days, I knew one Jack Chase,
who was a lumberman on the Illinois, and, when
steady and sober, the best raftsman on the river. It
was quite a trick twenty-five years ago to take the
logs over the rapids, but he was skilful with a raft,
and always kept her straight in the channel. Finally
a steamer was put on, and Jack—he’s dead now,
poor fellow!—was made captain of her. He always
used to take the wheel going through the
rapids. One day, when the boat was plunging and
wallowing along the boiling current, and Jack’s
utmost vigilance was being exercised to keep her in
the narrow channel, a boy pulled his coat-tail and
hailed him with: ‘Say, Mister Captain! I wish you
would just stop your boat a minute—I’ve lost my
apple overboard!’”
At a time of financial difficulty, a committee of
New York bankers waited upon the Secretary of
the Treasury and volunteered a loan to the government,
which was gratefully accepted. Mr. Chase
subsequently accompanied the gentlemen to the
White House and introduced them to the President,
saying they had called to have a talk with him
about money. “Money,” replied Mr. Lincoln; “I
don’t know anything about ‘money.’ I never had
enough of my own to fret me, and I have no opinion
about it any way.”
“It is considered rather necessary to the carrying
on of a war, however,” returned the Secretary.
“Well, I don’t know about that,” rejoined Mr.
Lincoln, turning crosswise in his chair, swinging
both legs backward and forward. “We don’t
read that ‘Hannibal’ had any ‘money’ to prosecute
his wars with.”
The President was one day speaking of a visit
he had just received from another delegation of
bankers, from New York and Boston, who had been
urging the removal of General Cameron from the
Cabinet.
“They talked very glibly,” said he, “especially
a man named G—— from Boston; and I finally
told them as much—adding, nevertheless, that I
was not convinced. ‘Now,’ said I, ‘gentlemen, if
you want General Cameron removed, you have
only to bring me one proved case of dishonesty, and
I promise you his “head”; but I assure you I am
not going to act on what seems to me the most
unfounded gossip.’”
The Hon. Mr. Hubbard of Connecticut once
called upon the President in reference to a newly
invented gun, concerning which a committee had
been appointed to make a report.
The “report” was sent for, and when it came in
was found to be of the most voluminous description.
Mr. Lincoln glanced at it, and said: “I should
want a new lease of life to read this through!”
Throwing it down upon the table, he added: “Why
can’t a committee of this kind occasionally exhibit
a grain of common sense? If I send a man
to buy a horse for me, I expect him to tell me
his ‘points’—not how many hairs there are in his
tail.”
Late one evening, the President brought in to see
my picture his friend and biographer, the Hon. J.
H. Barrett, and a Mr. M——, of Cincinnati. An
allusion to a question of law in the course of conversation
suggesting the subject, Mr. Lincoln said:
“The strongest example of ‘rigid government’ and
‘close construction’ I ever knew, was that of Judge ——.
It was once said of him that he would hang
a man for blowing his nose in the street, but that he
would quash the indictment if it failed to specify
which hand he blew it with!”
A new levy of troops required, on a certain occasion,
the appointment of a large additional number
of brigadier and major-generals. Among the immense
number of applications, Mr. Lincoln came
upon one wherein the claims of a certain worthy
(not in the service at all) for a generalship were
glowingly set forth. But the applicant didn’t
specify whether he wanted to be brigadier or major-general.
The President observed this difficulty, and
solved it by a lucid indorsement. The clerk, on
receiving the paper again, found written across its
back: “Major-General, I reckon. A. Lincoln.”
A juvenile “Brigadier” from New York, with a
small detachment of cavalry, having imprudently
gone within the Rebel lines near Fairfax Court
House, was captured by “guerillas.” Upon the
fact being reported to Mr. Lincoln, he said that he
was very sorry to lose the horses!
“What do you mean?” inquired his informant.
“Why,” rejoined the President, “I can make
a better ‘brigadier’ any day; but those horses cost
the government a hundred and twenty-five dollars a
head!”
Mr. Lincoln sometimes had a very effective way
of dealing with men who troubled him with questions.
A visitor once asked him how many men
the Rebels had in the field. The President replied,
very seriously, “Twelve hundred thousand, according
to the best authority.” The interrogator blanched
in the face, and ejaculated, “Good Heavens!”
“Yes sir, twelve hundred thousand—no doubt of
it. You see, all of our generals, when they get
whipped, say the enemy outnumbers them from
three or five to one, and I must believe them. We
have four hundred thousand men in the field, and
three times four make twelve. Don’t you see it?”
Some gentlemen were discussing in Mr. Lincoln’s
presence on a certain occasion General McClellan’s
military capacity. “It is doubtless true that he is
a good ‘engineer,’” said the President; “but he seems
to have a special talent for developing a ‘stationary’
engine.”
When Mr. Lincoln handed to his friend Gilbert
his appointment as assessor in the Wall Street district,
New York, he said: “Gilbert, from what I
can learn, I judge that you are going upon good
‘missionary’ ground. Preach God and Liberty to
the ‘bulls’ and ‘bears,’ and get all the money you
can for the government!”
A gentleman calling at the White House one
evening carried a cane, which, in the course of conversation,
attracted the President’s attention. Taking
it in his hand, he said: “I always used a cane
when I was a boy. It was a freak of mine. My
favorite one was a knotted beech stick, and I carved
the head myself. There’s a mighty amount of
character in sticks. Don’t you think so? You
have seen these fishing-poles that fit into a cane?
Well that was an old idea of mine. Dogwood clubs
were favorite ones with the boys. I suppose they
use them yet. Hickory is too heavy, unless you get
it from a young sapling. Have you ever noticed
how a stick in one’s hand will change his appearance?
Old women and witches wouldn’t look so
without sticks. Meg Merrilies understands that.”
One of Mr. Lincoln’s “illustrations” in my hearing,
on one occasion, was of a man who, in driving
the hoops of a hogshead to “head” it up, was
much annoyed by the constant falling in of the top.
At length the bright idea struck him of putting his
little boy inside to “hold it up.” This he did; it
never occurring to him till the job was done, how
he was to get his child out. “This,” said he, “is
a fair sample of the way some people always do
business.”
In a time of despondency, some visitors were telling
the President of the “breakers” so often seen
ahead—“this time surely coming.” “That,”
said he, “suggests the story of the school-boy,
who never could pronounce the names ‘Shadrach,’
‘Meshach,’ and ‘Abednego.’ He had been
repeatedly whipped for it without effect. Sometime
afterwards he saw the names in the regular
lesson for the day. Putting his finger upon the
place, he turned to his next neighbor, an older boy,
and whispered, ‘Here come those “tormented Hebrews”
again.’”
Referring to the divisions upon the Missouri
Compromise, Mr. Lincoln once said: “It used to
amuse me to hear the slave-holders talk about
wanting more territory, because they had not
room enough for their slaves; and yet they complained
of not having the slave-trade, because they
wanted more slaves for their room.”
Speaking on a certain occasion, of a prominent
man who had the year before been violent in his
manifestations of hostility to the Administration,
but was then ostensibly favoring the same policy
previously denounced, Mr. Lincoln expressed his
entire readiness to treat the past as if it had not
been, saying, “I choose always to make my ‘statute
of limitations’ a short one.”
At the White House one day some gentlemen
were present from the West, excited and troubled
about the commissions or omissions of the Administration.
The President heard them patiently,
and then replied: “Gentlemen, suppose all the
property you were worth was in gold, and you had
put it in the hands of Blondin to carry across the
Niagara River on a rope, would you shake the
cable, or keep shouting out to him, ‘Blondin,
stand up a little straighter—Blondin, stoop a little
more—go a little faster—lean a little more to
the north—lean a little more to the south.’ No,
you would hold your breath as well as your tongue,
and keep your hands off until he was safe over.
The Government are carrying an immense weight.
Untold treasures are in their hands. They are
doing the very best they can. Don’t badger them.
Keep silence, and we’ll get you safe across.”
The President was once speaking of an attack
made on him by the Committee on the Conduct of
the War, for a certain alleged blunder, or some
thing worse, in the Southwest—the matter involved
being one which had fallen directly under
the observation of the officer to whom he was
talking, who possessed official evidence completely
upsetting all the conclusions of the Committee.
“Might it not be well for me,” queried the
officer, “to set this matter right in a letter to some
paper, stating the facts as they actually transpired?”
“Oh, no,” replied the President, “at least, not
now. If I were to try to read, much less answer,
all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well
be closed for any other business. I do the very
best I know how—the very best I can; and I
mean to keep doing so until the end. If the end
brings me out all right, what is said against me
won’t amount to anything. If the end brings me
out wrong, ten angels swearing I was right would
make no difference.”
“I shall ever cherish among the brightest memories
of my life,” says the Rev. J. P. Thompson,
of New York, “the recollection of an hour in Mr.
Lincoln’s working-room in September, ’64, which
was one broad sheet of sunshine.... I
spoke of the rapid rise of Union feeling since the
promulgation of the Chicago Platform, and the
victory at Atlanta; and the question was started,
which had contributed the most to the reviving of
Union sentiment—the victory or the platform.
‘I guess,’ said the President, ‘it was the victory;
at any rate, I’d rather have that repeated.’”
Being informed of the death of John Morgan,
he said: “Well, I wouldn’t crow over anybody’s
death; but I can take this as resignedly as any dispensation
of Providence.”
The celebrated case of Franklin W. Smith and
brother, was one of those which most largely
helped to bring military tribunals into public contempt.
Those two gentlemen were arrested and
kept in confinement, their papers seized, their
business destroyed, their reputation damaged, and
a naval court-martial, “organized to convict,”
pursued them unrelentingly till a wiser and juster
hand arrested the malice of their persecutors. It
is known that President Lincoln, after full investigation
of the case, annulled the whole proceedings,
but it is remarkable that the actual record of
his decision could never be obtained from the Navy
Department. An exact copy being withheld, the
following was presented to the Boston Board of
Trade as being very nearly the words of the late
President:—
“Whereas, Franklin W. Smith had transactions with
the Navy Department to the amount of one million and
a quarter of a million of dollars; and whereas, he had
the chance to steal a quarter of a million, and was only
charged with stealing twenty-two hundred dollars—and
the question now is about his stealing a hundred—I
don’t believe he stole anything at all. Therefore, the
record and findings are disapproved—declared null and
void, and the defendants are fully discharged.”
“It would be difficult,” says the New York
“Tribune,” “to sum up the rights and wrongs of
the business more briefly than that, or to find a
paragraph more characteristically and unmistakably
Mr. Lincoln’s.”
A gentleman was pressing very strenuously the
promotion of an officer to a “Brigadiership.” “But
we have already more generals than we know
what to do with,” replied the President. “But,”
persisted the visitor, “my friend is very strongly
recommended.” “Now, look here,” said Mr. Lincoln,
throwing one leg over the arm of his chair,
“you are a farmer, I believe; if not, you will understand
me. Suppose you had a large cattle-yard
full of all sorts of cattle,—cows, oxen, bulls,—and
you kept killing and selling and disposing
of your cows and oxen, in one way and another,—taking
good care of your bulls. By-and-by you
would find that you had nothing but a yard full of
old bulls, good for nothing under heaven. Now, it
will be just so with the army, if I don’t stop
making brigadier-generals.”
Captain Mix, the commander, at one period, of
the President’s body-guard, told me that on their
way to town one sultry morning, from the “Soldiers’
Home,” they came upon a regiment marching
into the city. A “straggler,” very heavily
loaded with camp equipage, was accosted by the
President with the question: “My lad, what is
that?” referring to the designation of his regiment.
“It’s a regiment,” said the soldier, curtly,
plodding on, his gaze bent steadily upon the ground.
“Yes, I see that,” rejoined the President, “but I
want to know what regiment.” “—— Pennsylvania,”
replied the man in the same tone, looking
neither to the right nor the left. As the carriage
passed on, Mr. Lincoln turned to Captain Mix and
said, with a merry laugh, “It is very evident that
chap smells no blood of ‘royalty’ in this establishment.”
Captain Mix was frequently invited to breakfast
with the family at the “Home” residence. “Many
times,” said he, “have I listened to our most eloquent
preachers, but never with the same feeling of
awe and reverence, as when our Christian President,
his arm around his son, with his deep, earnest
tone, each morning read a chapter from the
Bible.”
Some one was discussing, in the presence of Mr.
Lincoln, the character of a time-serving Washington
clergyman. Said Mr. Lincoln to his visitor:—
“I think you are rather hard upon Mr. ——. He
reminds me of a man in Illinois, who was tried
for passing a counterfeit bill. It was in evidence
that before passing it he had taken it to the cashier
of a bank and asked his opinion of the bill, and he
received a very prompt reply that it was a counterfeit.
His lawyer, who had heard of the evidence
to be brought against his client, asked him, just
before going into court, ‘Did you take the bill to
the cashier of the bank and ask him if it was good?’
‘I did,’ was the reply. ‘Well, what was the reply
of the cashier?’ The rascal was in a corner, but
he got out of it in this fashion: ‘He said it was a
pretty tolerable, respectable sort of a bill.’”
Mr. Lincoln thought the clergyman was “a pretty
tolerable, respectable sort of a clergyman.”
A visitor, congratulating Mr. Lincoln on the
prospects of his reëlection, was answered with an
anecdote of an Illinois farmer who undertook to
blast his own rocks. His first effort at producing
an explosion proved a failure. He explained the
cause by exclaiming, “Pshaw, this powder has been
shot before!”
An amusing, yet touching instance of the President’s
preoccupation of mind, occurred at one of
his levees, when he was shaking hands with a host
of visitors passing him in a continuous stream. An
intimate acquaintance received the usual conventional
hand-shake and salutation, but perceiving that
he was not recognized, kept his ground instead of
moving on, and spoke again; when the President,
roused to a dim consciousness that something unusual
had happened, perceived who stood before
him, and seizing his friend’s hand, shook it again
heartily, saying, “How do you do? How do you
do? Excuse me for not noticing you. I was
thinking of a man down South.” He afterward
privately acknowledged that the “man down South”
was Sherman, then on his march to the sea.
Mr. Lincoln may not have expected death from
the hand of an assassin, but he had an impression,
amounting to a “presentiment,” that his life would
end with the war. This was expressed not only to
Mr. Lovejoy, as stated on a previous page, but to
Mrs. Stowe and others.
“He told me, in July, 1864,” says a correspondent
of the Boston “Journal,” “that he was certain
he should not outlast the rebellion.
“It was a time of dissension among the Republican
leaders. Many of his best friends had deserted
him, and were talking of an opposition convention
to nominate another candidate; and universal gloom
was among the people.
“The North was tired of the war, and supposed
an honorable peace attainable. Mr. Lincoln knew
it was not,—that any peace at that time would be
only disunion. Speaking of it, he said: ‘I have
faith in the people. They will not consent to disunion.
The danger is, in their being misled. Let
them know the truth, and the country is safe.’ He
looked haggard and careworn; and further on in
the interview I remarked on his appearance, ‘You
are wearing yourself out with work.’ ‘I can’t
work less,’ he answered; ‘but it isn’t that,—work
never troubled me. Things look badly, and
I can’t avoid anxiety. Personally, I care nothing
about a reëlection; but if our divisions defeat us, I
fear for the country.’ When I suggested that
right must eventually triumph, that I had never
despaired of the result, he said:—
“‘Neither have I, but I may never live to see
it. I feel a presentiment that I shall not outlast
the Rebellion. When it is over, my work will be
done.’”
“The Freedmen,” once said the President to the
Secretary of War, “are the ‘wards’ of the nation.”
“Yes,” replied Stanton, “wards in chancery.”
A few days before the President’s death, Secretary
Stanton tendered his resignation of the War
Department. He accompanied the act with a heart-felt
tribute to Mr. Lincoln’s constant friendship
and faithful devotion to the country; saying, also,
that he as Secretary had accepted the position to
hold it only until the war should end, and that
now he felt his work was done, and his duty was to
resign.
Mr. Lincoln was greatly moved by the Secretary’s
words, and tearing in pieces the paper containing
the resignation, and throwing his arms about
the Secretary, he said: “Stanton, you have been a
good friend and a faithful public servant, and it
is not for you to say when you will no longer be
needed here.” Several friends of both parties were
present on the occasion, and there was not a dry
eye that witnessed the scene.
“On the night of the 3rd of March, the Secretary
of War, with others of the Cabinet, were in
the company of the President, at the Capitol, awaiting
the passage of the final bills of Congress. In
the intervals of reading and signing these documents,
the military situation was considered,—the
lively conversation tinged by the confident and
glowing account of General Grant, of his mastery
of the position, and of his belief that a few days
more would see Richmond in our possession, and
the army of Lee either dispersed utterly or captured
bodily,—when the telegram from Grant
was received, saying that Lee had asked an interview
with reference to peace. Mr. Lincoln was
elated, and the kindness of his heart was manifest
in intimations of favorable terms to be granted to
the conquered Rebels.
“Stanton listened in silence, restraining his emotion,
but at length the tide burst forth. ‘Mr. President,’
said he, ‘to-morrow is inauguration day. If
you are not to be the President of an obedient and
united people, you had better not be inaugurated.
Your work is already done, if any other authority
than yours is for one moment to be recognized, or
any terms made that do not signify you are the
supreme head of the nation. If generals in the
field are to negotiate peace, or any other chief magistrate
is to be acknowledged on this continent, then
you are not needed, and you had better not take
the oath of office.’
“‘Stanton, you are right!’ said the President,
his whole tone changing. ‘Let me have a pen.’
“Mr. Lincoln sat down at the table, and wrote
as follows:—
“The President directs me to say to you that
he wishes you to have no conference with General
Lee, unless it be for the capitulation of Lee’s army,
or on some minor or purely military matter. He
instructs me to say that you are not to decide, discuss,
or confer upon any political question. Such
questions the President holds in his own hands, and
will submit them to no military conferences or conventions.
In the mean time you are to press to the
utmost your military advantages.’
“The President read over what he had written,
and then said:—
“‘Now Stanton, date and sign this paper, and
send it to Grant. We’ll see about this peace business.’
“The duty was discharged only too gladly by
the energetic and far-sighted Secretary; with what
effect and renown the country knows full well.”16
Governor Yates, of Illinois, in a speech at Springfield,
quoted one of Mr. Lincoln’s early friends—W.
T. Greene—as having said that the first time
he ever saw Mr. Lincoln, he was in the Sangamon
River with his trousers rolled up five feet, more or
less, trying to pilot a flatboat over a mill-dam.
The boat was so full of water that it was hard to
manage. Lincoln got the prow over, and then,
instead of waiting to bail the water out, bored a
hole through the projecting part and let it run out;
affording a forcible illustration of the ready ingenuity
of the future President in the quick invention
of moral expedients.
“Some two years ago,” said Colonel Forney, in
a speech at Weldon, Pennsylvania, before the “Soldiers’
Aid Society,” in 1865, “a deputation of colored
people came from Louisiana, for the purpose
of laying before the President a petition asking certain
rights, not including the right of universal
suffrage. The interview took place in the presence
of a number of distinguished gentlemen. After
reading their memorial, he turned to them and said:
‘I regret, gentlemen, that you are not able to secure
all your rights, and that circumstances will not
permit the government to confer them upon you.
I wish you would amend your petition, so as to
include several suggestions which I think will give
more effect to your prayer, and after having done
so please hand it to me.’ The leading colored man
said: ‘If you will permit me, I will do so here.’
‘Are you, then, the author of this eloquent production?’
asked Mr. Lincoln. ‘Whether eloquent
or not,’ was the reply, ‘it is my work;’ and the
Louisiana negro sat down at the President’s side
and rapidly and intelligently carried out the suggestions
that had been made to him. The Southern
gentlemen who were present at this scene did not
hesitate to admit that their prejudices had just received
another shock.
“To show the magnanimity of Mr. Lincoln, I
may mention that on one occasion, when an editorial
article appeared in my newspaper, the Washington
‘Chronicle,’ speaking well of the bravery
and the mistaken sincerity of Stonewall Jackson,
the news of whose death had been just received,
the President wrote me a letter thanking me warmly
for speaking kindly of a fallen foe. These were his
words:—
“‘I honor you for your generosity to one who,
though contending against us in a guilty cause, was
nevertheless a gallant man. Let us forget his sins
over his fresh-made grave.’
“Again, I happened to be in the Executive
Chamber when a number of Kentuckians insisted
that troops should not be sent through that State
for the purpose of putting down the rebel spirit in
Tennessee. The President was hesitating what to
do, and they were pressing immediate action.
“‘I am,’ he said, ‘a good deal like the farmer
who, returning to his home one winter night, found
his two sweet little boys asleep with a hideous serpent
crawling over their bodies. He could not
strike the serpent without wounding or killing the
children, so he calmly waited until it had moved
away. Now I do not want to act in a hurry about
this matter; I don’t want to hurt anybody in Kentucky;
but I will get the serpent out of Tennessee.’
“And he did march through Kentucky, to the
aid of Andrew Johnson’s mountaineers.”
“The roll containing the Emancipation Proclamation
was taken to Mr. Lincoln at noon on the
first day of January, 1863, by Secretary Seward
and his son Frederick. As it lay unrolled before
him, Mr. Lincoln took a pen, dipped it in ink,
moved his hand to the place for the signature, held
it a moment, and then removed his hand and dropped
the pen. After a little hesitation he again took up
the pen and went through the same movement as
before. Mr. Lincoln then turned to Mr. Seward,
and said:—
“‘I have been shaking hands since nine o’clock
this morning, and my right arm is almost paralyzed.
If my name ever goes into history it will be for
this act, and my whole soul is in it. If my hand
trembles when I sign the Proclamation, all who
examine the document hereafter will say, “He hesitated.”’
“He then turned to the table, took up the pen
again, and slowly, firmly wrote that ‘Abraham Lincoln’
with which the whole world is now familiar.
He looked up, smiled, and said: ‘That will do.’”17
What Mr. Lincoln’s policy on the subject of
“reconstruction” would have been, had he lived,
is clearly foreshadowed in the following extract
from a letter to General Wadsworth, who was
killed in one of the battles of the Wilderness.
Few sentences from Mr. Lincoln’s lips or pen are
more worthy the profound consideration and remembrance
of his countrymen.
“You desire to know, in the event of our complete
success in the field, the same being followed
by a loyal and cheerful submission on the part of
the South, if universal amnesty should not be accompanied
with universal suffrage.
“Now, since you know my private inclinations
as to what terms should be granted to the South in
the contingency mentioned, I will here add, that
if our success should thus be realized, followed by
such desired results, I cannot see, if universal amnesty
is granted, how, under the circumstances, I
can avoid exacting in return universal suffrage, or
at least suffrage on the basis of intelligence and
military service.
“How to better the condition of the colored race
has long been a study which has attracted my serious
and careful attention; hence I think I am clear
and decided as to what course I shall pursue in the
premises, regarding it a religious duty, as the nation’s
guardian of these people who have so heroically
vindicated their manhood on the battle-field,
where, in assisting to save the life of the Republic,
they have demonstrated in blood their right to the
ballot, which is but the humane protection of the
flag they have so fearlessly defended.”
When Mr. Lincoln was in Congress, General
Cass was nominated by the Democratic party for
President. In a speech on the floor of the House
shortly afterward, Mr. Lincoln subjected the political
course of the candidate to scathing criticism.
Quoting extracts from the speeches of General
Cass, to show his vacillation in reference to the
Wilmot Proviso, he added: “These extracts show
that in 1846 General Cass was for the Proviso at
once; that in March, 1847, he was still for it, but
not just then; and that in December, he was against
it altogether. This is a true index of the whole
man. When the question was raised in 1846, he
was in a blustering hurry to take ground for it, ...
but soon he began to see glimpses of the great Democratic
ox-gad waving in his face, and to hear indistinctly
a voice saying: ‘Back! back, sir! back a
little!’ He shakes his head, and bats his eyes, and
blunders back to his position of March, 1847; but
still the ‘gad’ waves, and the voice grows more
distinct and sharper still: ‘Back, sir! back, I say!
further back!’ and back he goes to the position of
December, 1847, at which the ‘gad’ is still, and
the voice soothingly says: ‘So! stand still at
that!’”
A party of gentlemen, among whom was a doctor
of divinity of much dignity of manner, calling
at the White House one day, was informed by the
porter that the President was at dinner, but that he
would present their cards. The doctor demurred
to this, saying that he would call again. “Edward”
assured them that he thought it would make no difference,
and went in with the cards. In a few minutes
the President walked into the room, with a
kindly salutation, and a request that the friends
would take seats. The doctor expressed his regret
that their visit was so ill-timed, and that his Excellency
was disturbed while at dinner. “Oh!
no consequence at all,” said Mr. Lincoln, good-naturedly.
“Mrs. Lincoln is absent at present,
and when she is away, I generally ‘browse’
around.”
“Upon entering the President’s office one afternoon,”
says a Washington correspondent, “I found
Mr. Lincoln busily counting greenbacks. ‘This,
sir,’ said he, ‘is something out of my usual line;
but a President of the United States has a multiplicity
of duties not specified in the Constitution or
acts of Congress. This is one of them. This money
belongs to a poor negro who is a porter in the
Treasury Department, at present very bad with the
small-pox. He is now in hospital, and could not
draw his pay because he could not sign his name. I
have been at considerable trouble to overcome the
difficulty and get it for him, and have at length succeeded
in cutting red tape, as you newspaper men
say. I am now dividing the money and putting by
a portion labelled, in an envelope, with my own
hands, according to his wish;’ and he proceeded to
indorse the package very carefully.” No one witnessing
the transaction could fail to appreciate the
goodness of heart which prompted the President of
the United States to turn aside for a time from his
weighty cares to succor one of the humblest of his
fellow-creatures in sickness and sorrow.
When General Phelps took possession of Ship
Island, near New Orleans, early in the war, it will
be remembered that he issued a proclamation, somewhat
bombastic in tone, freeing the slaves. To the
surprise of many people, on both sides, the President
took no official notice of this movement. Some
time had elapsed, when one day a friend took him to
task for his seeming indifference on so important a
matter.
“Well,” said Mr. Lincoln, “I feel about that a
good deal as a man whom I will call ‘Jones,’ whom
I once knew, did about his wife. He was one of
your meek men, and had the reputation of being
badly henpecked. At last, one day his wife was
seen switching him out of the house. A day or
two afterward a friend met him in the street, and
said: ‘Jones, I have always stood up for you, as you
know; but I am not going to do it any longer.
Any man who will stand quietly and take a switching
from his wife, deserves to be horsewhipped.’
‘Jones’ looked up with a wink, patting his friend
on the back. ‘Now don’t,’ said he: ‘why, it didn’t
hurt me any; and you’ve no idea what a power of
good it did Sarah Ann?’”
The Rev. Dr. Bellows, of New York, as President
of the Sanitary Commission, backed by powerful
influences, had pressed with great strenuousness
upon the President the appointment of Dr. Hammond
as Surgeon-General. For some unexplained
reason, there was an unaccountable delay in making
the appointment. One stormy evening—the rain
falling in torrents—Dr. Bellows, thinking few visitors
likely to trouble the President in such a storm,
determined to make a final appeal, and stepping
into a carriage, he was driven to the White House.
Upon entering the Executive Chamber, he found Mr.
Lincoln alone, seated at the long table, busily engaged
in signing a heap of congressional documents,
which lay before him. He barely nodded to Dr.
Bellows as he entered, having learned what to expect,
and kept straight on with his work. Standing
opposite to him, Dr. B. employed his most powerful
arguments, for ten or fifteen minutes, to accomplish
the end sought, the President keeping steadily on
signing the documents before him. Pausing, at
length, to take breath, the clergyman was greeted
in the most unconcerned manner, the pen still at
work, with,—“Shouldn’t wonder if Hammond
was at this moment ‘Surgeon-General,’ and had
been for some time.”
“You don’t mean to say, Mr. President,” asked
Dr. B. in surprise, “that the appointment has been
made?”
“I may say to you,” returned Mr. Lincoln, for
the first time looking up, “that it has; only you
needn’t tell of it just yet.”
In August, 1864, the prospects of the Union
party, in reference to the Presidential election,
became very gloomy. A friend, the private secretary
of one of the cabinet ministers, who spent
a few days in New York at this juncture, returned
to Washington with so discouraging an
account of the political situation, that after hearing
it, the Secretary told him to go over to the White
House and repeat it to the President. My friend
said that he found Mr. Lincoln alone, looking more
than usually careworn and sad. Upon hearing the
statement, he walked two or three times across the
floor in silence. Returning, he said with grim earnestness
of tone and manner: “Well, I cannot run
the political machine; I have enough on my hands
without that. It is the people’s business,—the
election is in their hands. If they turn their backs
to the fire, and get scorched in the rear, they’ll
find they have got to ‘sit’ on the ‘blister’!”
Mr. Lincoln came to have an almost morbid
dread of office-seekers, from whose importunity the
executive of a republican government can necessarily
never be free. Harassed with applications
of every description, he once said that it sometimes
seemed as if every visitor “darted at him, and
with thumb and finger carried off a portion of his
vitality.”
As the day of his reinauguration approached, he
said to Senator Clark, of New Hampshire, “Can’t
you and others start a public sentiment in favor of
making no changes in offices except for good and
sufficient cause? It seems as though the bare
thought of going through again what I did the
first year here, would crush me.” To another he
said, “I have made up my mind to make very few
changes in the offices in my gift for my second
term. I think now that I will not remove a single
man, except for delinquency. To remove a
man is very easy, but when I go to fill his place,
there are twenty applicants, and of these I must
make nineteen enemies.” “Under these circumstances,”
says one of his friends, “Mr. Lincoln’s
natural charity for all was often turned into an
unwonted suspicion of the motives of men whose
selfishness cost him so much wear of mind. Once
he said, ‘Sitting here, where all the avenues to
public patronage seem to come together in a knot,
it does seem to me that our people are fast approaching
the point where it can be said that
seven eighths of them are trying to find how to
live at the expense of the other eighth.’”
A year or more before Mr. Lincoln’s death, a
delegation of clergymen waited upon him in reference
to the appointment of the army chaplains. The
delegation consisted of a Presbyterian, a Baptist,
and an Episcopal clergyman. They stated that the
character of many of the chaplains was notoriously
bad, and they had come to urge upon the President
the necessity of more discretion in these appointments.
“But, gentlemen,” said the President,
“that is a matter which the Government has
nothing to do with; the chaplains are chosen by
the regiments.” Not satisfied with this, the clergymen
pressed, in turn, a change in the system.
Mr. Lincoln heard them through without remark,
and then said, “Without any disrespect, gentlemen,
I will tell you a ‘little story.’ Once, in
Springfield, I was going off on a short journey, and
reached the depot a little ahead of time. Leaning
against the fence just outside the depot was a little
darkey boy, whom I knew, named ‘Dick,’ busily
digging with his toe in a mud-puddle. As I came
up, I said, ‘“Dick,” what are you about?’ ‘Making
a “church,”’ said he. ‘A church?’ said I; ‘what
do you mean?’ ‘Why, yes,’ said ‘Dick,’ pointing
with his toe, ‘don’t you see? there is the shape
of it; there’s the “steps” and “front-door”—here
the “pews,” where the folks set—and there’s
the “pulpit.”’ ‘Yes, I see,’ said I, ‘but why don’t
you make a “minister?”’ ‘Laws,’ answered ‘Dick,’
with a grin, ‘I hain’t got mud enough!’”
Mr. Lincoln had a dread of people who could not
appreciate humor. He once instanced a member
of his own cabinet, of whom he quoted the saying
of Sydney Smith, that “it required a surgical
operation to get a joke into his head.” The light
trifles of conversation diverted his mind, or, as he
said of his theatre-going, gave him “a refuge from
himself and his weariness.”
One of the last stories I heard from Mr. Lincoln
was concerning John Tyler, for whom it was
to be expected, as an old Henry Clay Whig, he
would entertain no great respect. “A year or two
after Tyler’s accession to the Presidency,” said he,
“contemplating an excursion in some direction, his
son went to order a special train of cars. It so
happened that the railroad superintendent was a
very strong Whig. On ‘Bob’s’ making known
his errand, that official bluntly informed him that
his road did not run any special trains for the President.
‘What!’ said ‘Bob,’ ‘did you not furnish
a special train for the funeral of General Harrison?’
‘Yes,’ said the superintendent, stroking
his whiskers; ‘and if you will only bring your
father here in that shape, you shall have the best
train on the road.’”
“Once—on what was called a ‘public day,’ when
Mr. Lincoln received all applicants in their turn—the
writer18 was struck by observing, as he passed
through the corridor, the heterogeneous crowd of
men and women, representing all ranks and classes,
who were gathered in the large waiting-room outside
the Presidential suite of offices.
“Being ushered into the President’s chamber by
Major Hay, the first thing he saw was Mr. Lincoln
bowing an elderly lady out of the door,—the President’s
remarks to her being, as she still lingered
and appeared reluctant to go: ‘I am really very
sorry, madam; very sorry. But your own good
sense must tell you that I am not here to collect
small debts. You must appeal to the courts in
regular order.’
“When she was gone, Mr. Lincoln sat down,
crossed his legs, locked his hands over his knees,
and commenced to laugh,—this being his favorite
attitude when much amused.
“‘What odd kinds of people come to see me,’
he said; ‘and what odd ideas they must have
about my office! Would you believe it, Major,
that old lady who has just left, came in here to get
from me an order for stopping the pay of a treasury
clerk, who owes her a board-bill of about seventy
dollars?’ And the President rocked himself
backward and forward, and appeared intensely
amused.
“‘She may have come in here a loyal woman,’
continued Mr. Lincoln; ‘but I’ll be bound she
has gone away believing that the worst pictures of
me in the Richmond press only lack truth in not
being half black and bad enough.’
“This led to a somewhat general conversation, in
which I expressed surprise that he did not adopt
the plan in force at all military head-quarters, under
which every applicant to see the general commanding
had to be filtered through a sieve of
officers,—assistant adjutant-generals, and so forth,—who
allowed none in to take up the general’s time
save such as they were satisfied had business of
sufficient importance, and which could be transacted
in no other manner than by a personal
interview.
“‘Of every hundred people who come to see the
general-in-chief daily,’ I explained, ‘not ten have
any sufficient business with him, nor are they
admitted. On being asked to explain for what
purpose they desire to see him, and stating it, it is
found, in nine cases out of ten, that the business
properly belongs to some one or other of the subordinate
bureaus. They are then referred, as the
case may be, to the quartermaster, commissary,
medical, adjutant-general, or other departments,
with an assurance that even if they saw the
general-in-chief he could do nothing more for
them than give the same direction. With these
points courteously explained,’ I added, ‘they go
away quite content, although refused admittance.’
“‘Ah, yes!’ said Mr. Lincoln, gravely,—and
his words on this matter are important as illustrating
a rule of his action, and to some extent,
perhaps, the essentially representative character of
his mind and of his administration,—‘ah, yes,
such things do very well for you military people,
with your arbitrary rule, and in your camps. But
the office of President is essentially a civil one, and
the affair is very different. For myself, I feel—though
the tax on my time is heavy—that no
hours of my day are better employed than those
which thus bring me again within the direct contact
and atmosphere of the average of our whole people.
Men moving only in an official circle are apt to
become merely official—not to say arbitrary—in
their ideas, and are apter and apter, with each
passing day, to forget that they only hold power in
a representative capacity. Now this is all wrong.
I go into these promiscuous receptions of all who
claim to have business with me twice each week,
and every applicant for audience has to take his
turn, as if waiting to be shaved in a barber’s shop.
Many of the matters brought to my notice are
utterly frivolous, but others are of more or less
importance, and all serve to renew in me a clearer
and more vivid image of that great popular assemblage
out of which I sprung, and to which at the
end of two years I must return. I tell you, Major,’
he said,—appearing at this point to recollect
I was in the room, for the former part of these
remarks had been made with half-shut eyes, as if
in soliloquy,—‘I tell you that I call these receptions
my “public-opinion baths;” for I have but
little time to read the papers and gather public
opinion that way; and though they may not be
pleasant in all their particulars, the effect, as a
whole, is renovating and invigorating to my perceptions
of responsibility and duty.’”
No nobler reply ever fell from the lips of ruler,
than that uttered by President Lincoln in response
to the clergyman who ventured to say, in his presence,
that he hoped “the Lord was on our side.”
“I am not at all concerned about that,” replied
Mr. Lincoln, “for I know that the Lord is always
on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety
and prayer that I and this nation should be on
the Lord’s side.”
In the midst of the despondency produced by the
raid on Washington, in the summer of 1864, and
the successful return of the Rebel force to Richmond,
the President’s Proclamation of July 18th
appeared, calling for five hundred thousand more
men.
In view of the impending presidential canvass,
Mr. Lincoln’s strongest friends looked upon this
step, at this time, as calculated to utterly defeat his
chances of reëlection. Commissioner Dole ventured
to say as much upon the President’s announcement
to him of his contemplated purpose.
“It matters not what becomes of me,” replied
Mr. Lincoln; “we must have the men! If I go
down, I intend to go like the Cumberland, with
my colors flying!”
Upon Mr. Lincoln’s return to Washington, after
the capture of Richmond, a member of the Cabinet
asked him if it would be proper to permit Jacob
Thompson to slip through Maine in disguise, and
embark from Portland. The President, as usual, was
disposed to be merciful, and to permit the arch-rebel
to pass unmolested, but the Secretary urged that he
should be arrested as a traitor. “By permitting
him to escape the penalties of treason,” persistently
remarked the Secretary, “you sanction it.” “Well,”
replied Mr. Lincoln, “let me tell you a story.
There was an Irish soldier here last summer, who
wanted something to drink stronger than water, and
stopped at a drug-shop, where he espied a soda-fountain.
‘Mr. Doctor,’ said he, ‘give me, plase, a
glass of soda-wather, an’ if yees can put in a few
drops of whiskey unbeknown to any one, I’ll be
obleeged.’ Now,” continued Mr. Lincoln, “if
Jake Thompson is permitted to go through Maine
unbeknown to any one, what’s the harm? So don’t
have him arrested.”
I asked the President, during the progress of the
battles of the Wilderness, how General Grant personally
impressed him as compared with other officers
of the army, and especially those who had been
in command.
“The great thing about Grant,” said he, “I
take it, is his perfect coolness and persistency of
purpose. I judge he is not easily excited,—which
is a great element in an officer,—and he has the
grit of a bull-dog! Once let him get his ‘teeth’
in, and nothing can shake him off.”
One of the latest of Mr. Lincoln’s stories was
told to a party of gentlemen, who, amid the tumbling
ruins of the ‘Confederacy,’ anxiously asked
“what he would do with ‘Jeff. Davis’?”
“There was a boy in Springfield,” rejoined Mr.
Lincoln, “who saved up his money and bought a
‘coon,’ which, after the novelty wore off, became a
great nuisance. He was one day leading him through
the streets, and had his hands full to keep clear of
the little vixen, who had torn his clothes half off
of him. At length he sat down on the curb-stone,
completely fagged out. A man passing was stopped
by the lad’s disconsolate appearance, and asked the
matter. ‘Oh,’ was the reply, ‘this coon is such
a trouble to me!’ ‘Why don’t you get rid of him,
then?’ said the gentleman. ‘Hush!’ said the boy;
‘don’t you see he is gnawing his rope off? I am
going to let him do it, and then I will go home and
tell the folks that he got away from me?’”