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The Idiot

The Idiot

by John Kendrick Bangs

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Author
Bangs, John Kendrick, 1862-1922
Credits
E-text prepared by Suzanne Shell, Mary Meehan, and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team
Language
English
LoC Class
PS: Language and Literatures: American and Canadian literature
Subject
Boardinghouses -- Fiction
Category
Text
eBook-No.
18881
Project Gutenberg
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/18881
Release Date
July 20, 2006
Copyright
Public domain in the USA.

Contents

  1. 1.THE IDIOT
  2. 2.BY JOHN KENDRICK BANGS — AUTHOR OF "COFFEE AND REPARTEE" "THE WATER GHOST, AND OTHERS" "THREE WEEKS IN POLITICS" ETC. — ILLUSTRATED — NEW YORK HARPER & BROTHERS PUBLISHERS 1895 — Copyright, 1895, by Harper & Brothers — All rights reserved. — TO WILLIAM K. OTIS
  3. 3.CONTENTS
  4. 4.ILLUSTRATIONS
  5. 5.THE IDIOT
  6. 6.I — "THE NUISANCE OF HAVING TO PAY" — "SHE COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET ABOARD AGAIN"
  7. 7.II — "CERTAINLY. I ASKED FOR ANOTHER CUP" — "DEMANDS TICKETS FOR TWO"
  8. 8.III — "THEY ARE GIVEN TO REHEARSING AT ALL HOURS" — "'HA! HA! I HAVE HIM NOW!'"
  9. 9.IV — "HAS YOUR FRIEND COMPLETED HIS ARTICLE ON OLD JOKES?" — THEY DEPARTED
  10. 10.V — "YOU FISH ALL DAY, AND HAVE NO LUCK" — HE COULD BE HEARD THROWING THINGS ABOUT
  11. 11.VI — "HE WAS NOT MURDERED" — "SUPERINTENDENT SMITHERS HAS NOT ABSCONDED"
  12. 12.VII — THE INSPIRED BOARDER PAID HIS BILL — "I KNOW YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE IT ISN'T THERE"
  13. 13.VIII — "YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF HEARD IN SAN FRANCISCO" — THE PROPHETOGRAPH
  14. 14.IX — "I GRASPED IT IN MY TWO HANDS" — "PIANO-PLAYING ISN'T ALWAYS MUSIC"
  15. 15.X — "THE MOON ITSELF WILL BE USED" — "DECLINES TO BE RIDDEN"
  16. 16.XI — "THE BIBLIOMANIAC WOULD BE RAISING BULBS" — "DIDN'T KNOW ENOUGH TO CHOOSE HIS OWN FACE"
  17. 17.XII — "JANITORS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO" — "MY ELOQUENCE FLOATED UP THE AIR-SHAFT"
  18. 18.BY JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

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