THAT nature has her moments of sympathy
with man has been noted often enough,—and
generally as a new discovery. To us,
who had never known any other condition of
things, it seemed entirely right and fitting that
the wind sang and sobbed in the poplar tops,
and, in the lulls of it, sudden spirts of rain
spattered the already dusty roads, on that blusterous
March day when Edward and I awaited,
on the station platform, the arrival of the new
tutor. Needless to say, this arrangement had
been planned by an aunt, from some fond idea
that our shy, innocent young natures would
unfold themselves during the walk from the
station, and that, on the revelation of each
other's more solid qualities that must inevitably
ensue, an enduring friendship, springing from
mutual respect, might be firmly based. A
pretty dream,—nothing more. For Edward,
who foresaw that the brunt of tutorial oppression
would have to be borne by him, was sulky,
monosyllabic, and determined to be as negatively
disagreeable as good manners would permit. It
was therefore evident that I would have to be
spokesman and purveyor of hollow civilities, and
I was none the more amiable on that account;
all courtesies, welcomes, explanations, and other
court-chamberlain kind of business, being my
special aversion. There was much of the tempestuous
March weather in the hearts of both of
us, as we sullenly glowered along the carriage-windows
of the slackening train.
One is apt, however, to misjudge the special
difficulties of a situation; and the reception
proved, after all, an easy and informal matter.
In a trainful so uniformly bucolic, a tutor was
readily recognisable; and his portmanteau had
been consigned to the luggage-cart, and his
person conveyed into the lane, before I had
discharged one of my carefully considered
sentences. I breathed more easily, and looking
up at our new friend as we stepped out together,
remembered that we had been counting on
something altogether more arid, scholastic, and
severe. A boyish eager face and a petulant
pince-nez—untidy hair—a head of constant
quick turns like a robin's, and a voice that kept
breaking into alto—these were all very strange
and new, but not in the least terrible.
He proceeded jerkily through the village, with
glances on this side and that; and 'Charming,'
he broke out presently; 'quite too charming
and delightful!'
I had not counted on this sort of thing, and
glanced for help to Edward, who, hands in
pockets, looked grimly down his nose. He had
taken his line, and meant to stick to it.
Meantime our friend had made an imaginary
spy-glass out of his fist, and was squinting
through it at something I could not perceive.
'What an exquisite bit!' he burst out. 'Fifteenth
century—no—yes it is!'
I began to feel puzzled, not to say alarmed.
It reminded me of the butcher in the Arabian
Nights, whose common joints, displayed on the
shop-front, took to a startled public the appearance
of dismembered humanity. This man
seemed to see the strangest things in our dull,
familiar surroundings.
'Ah!' he broke out again, as we jogged on
between hedgerows: 'and that field now—backed
by the downs—with the rain-cloud
brooding over it,—that's all David Cox—every
bit of it!'
'That field belongs to Farmer Larkin,' I
explained politely; for of course he could not
be expected to know. 'I'll take you over to
Farmer Cox's to-morrow, if he's a friend of
yours; but there's nothing to see there.'
Edward, who was hanging sullenly behind,
made a face at me, as if to say, 'What sort of
lunatic have we got here?'
'It has the true pastoral character, this
country of yours,' went on our enthusiast: 'with
just that added touch in cottage and farmstead,
relics of a bygone art, which makes our English
landscape so divine, so unique!'
Really this grasshopper was becoming a
burden! These familiar fields and farms, of
which we knew every blade and stick, had done
nothing that I knew of to be bespattered with
adjectives in this way. I had never thought of
them as divine, unique, or anything else. They
were—well, they were just themselves, and
there was an end of it. Despairingly I jogged
Edward in the ribs, as a sign to start rational
conversation, but he only grinned and continued
obdurate.
'You can see the house now,' I remarked
presently; 'and that's Selina, chasing the
donkey in the paddock. Or is it the donkey
chasing Selina? I can't quite make out; but
it's them, anyhow.'
Needless to say, he exploded with a full
charge of adjectives. 'Exquisite!' he rapped
out; 'so mellow and harmonious! and so
entirely in keeping!' (I could see from Edward's
face that he was thinking who ought to
be in keeping.) 'Such possibilities of romance,
now, in those old gables!'
'If you mean the garrets,' I said, 'there's a
lot of old furniture in them; and one is generally
full of apples; and the bats get in sometimes,
under the eaves, and flop about till we go up
with hair-brushes and things and drive 'em
out; but there's nothing else in them that I
know of.'
'O, but there must be more than bats,' he
cried. 'Don't tell me there are no ghosts. I
shall be deeply disappointed if there aren't any
ghosts.'
I did not think it worth while to reply, feeling
really unequal to this sort of conversation.
Besides, we were nearing the house, when my
task would be ended. Aunt Eliza met us at
the door, and in the cross-fire of adjectives that
ensued—both of them talking at once, as
grown-up folk have a habit of doing—we two
slipped round to the back of the house, and
speedily put several broad acres between us and
civilisation, for fear of being ordered in to tea in
the drawing-room. By the time we returned,
our new importation had gone up to dress for
dinner, so till the morrow at least we were free
of him.
Meanwhile the March wind, after dropping a
while at sundown, had been steadily increasing
in volume; and although I fell asleep at my
usual hour, about midnight I was wakened by
the stress and the cry of it. In the bright moonlight,
wind-swung branches tossed and swayed
eerily across the blinds; there was rumbling in
chimneys, whistling in keyholes, and everywhere
a clamour and a call. Sleep was out of
the question, and, sitting up in bed, I looked
round. Edward sat up too. 'I was wondering
when you were going to wake,' he said. 'It's
no good trying to sleep through this. I vote
we get up and do something.'
'I'm game,' I replied. 'Let's play at being
in a ship at sea' (the plaint of the old house
under the buffeting wind suggested this, naturally);
'and we can be wrecked on an island,
or left on a raft, whichever you choose; but I
like an island best myself, because there's more
things on it.'
Edward on reflection negatived the idea. 'It
would make too much noise,' he pointed out.
'There's no fun playing at ships, unless you
can make a jolly good row.'
The door creaked, and a small figure in white
slipped cautiously in. 'Thought I heard you
talking,' said Charlotte. 'We don't like it;
we're afraid—Selina too! She'll be here in a
minute. She's putting on her new dressing-gown
she's so proud of.'
His arms round his knees, Edward cogitated
deeply until Selina appeared, barefooted, and
looking slim and tall in the new dressing-gown.
Then, 'Look here,' he exclaimed; 'now we're
all together, I vote we go and explore!'
'You're always wanting to explore,' I said.
'What on earth is there to explore for in this
house?'
'Biscuits!' said the inspired Edward.
'Hooray! Come on!' chimed in Harold,
sitting up suddenly. He had been awake all
the time, but had been shamming asleep, lest
he should be fagged to do anything.
It was indeed a fact, as Edward had remembered,
that our thoughtless elders occasionally
left the biscuits out, a prize for the night-walking
adventurer with nerves of steel.
Edward tumbled out of bed, and pulled a
baggy old pair of knickerbockers over his bare
shanks. Then he girt himself with a belt, into
which he thrust, on the one side a large wooden
pistol, on the other an old single-stick; and
finally he donned a big slouch-hat—once an
uncle's—that we used for playing Guy Fawkes
and Charles-the-Second-up-a-tree in. Whatever
the audience, Edward, if possible, always
dressed for his parts with care and conscientiousness;
while Harold and I, true Elizabethans,
cared little about the mounting of the
piece, so long as the real dramatic heart of it
beat sound.
Our commander now enjoined on us a silence
deep as the grave, reminding us that Aunt Eliza
usually slept with an open door, past which we
had to file.
'But we'll take the short cut through the
Blue Room,' said the wary Selina.
'Of course,' said Edward approvingly. 'I forgot
about that. Now then! You lead the way!'
The Blue Room had in prehistoric times been
added to by taking in a superfluous passage, and
so not only had the advantage of two doors, but
also enabled us to get to the head of the stairs
without passing the chamber wherein our dragon-aunt
lay couched. It was rarely occupied,
except when a casual uncle came down for the
night. We entered in noiseless file, the room
being plunged in darkness, except for a bright
strip of moonlight on the floor, across which we
must pass for our exit. On this our leading
lady chose to pause, seizing the opportunity
to study the hang of her new dressing-gown.
Greatly satisfied thereat, she proceeded, after
the feminine fashion, to peacock and to pose,
pacing a minuet down the moonlit patch with
an imaginary partner. This was too much for
Edward's histrionic instincts, and after a
moment's pause he drew his single-stick, and,
with flourishes meet for the occasion, strode on
to the stage. A struggle ensued on approved
lines, at the end of which Selina was stabbed
slowly and with unction, and her corpse borne
from the chamber by the ruthless cavalier.
The rest of us rushed after in a clump, with
capers and gesticulations of delight; the special
charm of the performance lying in the necessity
for its being carried out with the dumbest of
dumb shows.
Once out on the dark landing, the noise of the
storm without told us that we had exaggerated
the necessity for silence; so, grasping the tails
of each other's nightgowns, even as Alpine
climbers rope themselves together in perilous
places, we fared stoutly down the staircase-moraine,
and across the grim glacier of the
hall, to where a faint glimmer from the half-open
door of the drawing-room beckoned to us
like friendly hostel-lights. Entering, we found
that our thriftless seniors had left the sound red
heart of a fire, easily coaxed into a cheerful
blaze; and biscuits—a plateful—smiled at us
in an encouraging sort of way, together with the
halves of a lemon, already squeezed, but still
suckable. The biscuits were righteously shared,
the lemon segments passed from mouth to
mouth; and as we squatted round the fire, its
genial warmth consoling our unclad limbs, we
realised that so many nocturnal perils had not
been braved in vain.
'It's a funny thing,' said Edward, as we
chatted, 'how I hate this room in the daytime.
It always means having your face washed, and
your hair brushed, and talking silly company
talk. But to-night it's really quite jolly.
Looks different, somehow.'
'I never can make out,' I said, 'what people
come here to tea for. They can have their
own tea at home if they like—they're not
poor people—with jam and things, and drink
out of their saucer, and suck their fingers and
enjoy themselves; but they come here from a
long way off, and sit up straight with their feet
off the bars of their chairs, and have one cup,
and talk the same sort of stuff every time.'
Selina sniffed disdainfully. 'You don't know
anything about it,' she said. 'In society you
have to call on each other. It's the proper
thing to do.'
'Pooh! you're not in society,' said Edward
politely; 'and, what's more, you never will be.'
'Yes, I shall, some day,' retorted Selina;
'but I shan't ask you to come and see me, so
there!'
'Wouldn't come if you did,' growled Edward.
'Well you won't get the chance,' rejoined
our sister, claiming her right of the last word.
There was no heat about these little amenities,
which made up—as understood by us—the art
of polite conversation.
'I don't like society people,' put in Harold
from the sofa, where he was sprawling at full
length—a sight the daylight hours would have
blushed to witness. 'There were some of 'em
here this afternoon, when you two had gone off
to the station. O, and I found a dead mouse
on the lawn, and I wanted to skin it, but I
wasn't sure I knew how, by myself; and they
came out into the garden, and patted my head—I
wish people wouldn't do that—and one of
'em asked me to pick her a flower. Don't
know why she couldn't pick it herself; but I
said, "All right, I will if you'll hold my mouse."
But she screamed, and threw it away; and
Augustus (the cat) got it, and ran away with it.
I believe it was really his mouse all the time,
'cos he'd been looking about as if he had lost
something, so I wasn't angry with him. But
what did she want to throw away my mouse
for?'
'The procession passing solemnly across the moon-lit Blue Room'
'You have to be careful with mice,' reflected
Edward; 'they're such slippery things. Do
you remember we were playing with a dead
mouse once on the piano, and the mouse was
Robinson Crusoe, and the piano was the island,
and somehow Crusoe slipped down inside the
island, into its works, and we couldn't get him
out, though we tried rakes and all sorts of things,
till the tuner came. And that wasn't till a
week after, and then——'
Here Charlotte, who had been nodding solemnly,
fell over into the fender; and we realised
that the wind had dropped at last, and the house
was lapped in a great stillness. Our vacant
beds seemed to be calling to us imperiously; and
we were all glad when Edward gave the signal
for retreat. At the top of the staircase Harold
unexpectedly turned mutinous, insisting on his
right to slide down the banisters in a free
country. Circumstances did not allow of argument;
I suggested frog's-marching instead, and
accordingly frog's-marched he was, the procession
passing solemnly across the moon-lit Blue
Room, with Harold horizontal and limply submissive.
Snug in bed at last, I was just slipping
off into slumber when I heard Edward explode,
with chuckle and snort.
'By Jove!' he said; 'I forgot all about
it. The new tutor's sleeping in the Blue
Room!'
'Lucky he didn't wake up and catch us,' I
grunted drowsily; and, without another thought
on the matter, we both sank into well-earned
repose.
Next morning, coming down to breakfast
braced to grapple with fresh adversity, we were
surprised to find our garrulous friend of the
previous day—he was late in making his
appearance—strangely silent and (apparently)
pre-occupied. Having polished off our porridge,
we ran out to feed the rabbits, explaining to
them that a beast of a tutor would prevent
their enjoying so much of our society as
formerly.
On returning to the house at the fated hour
appointed for study, we were thunderstruck to
see the station-cart disappearing down the drive,
freighted with our new acquaintance. Aunt
Eliza was brutally uncommunicative; but she
was overheard to remark casually that she
thought the man must be a lunatic. In this
theory we were only too ready to concur, dismissing
thereafter the whole matter from our
minds.
Some weeks later it happened that Uncle
Thomas, while paying us a flying visit, produced
from his pocket a copy of the latest weekly,
Psyche: a Journal of the Unseen; and proceeded
laboriously to rid himself of much
incomprehensible humour, apparently at our
expense. We bore it patiently, with the forced
grin demanded by convention, anxious to get
at the source of inspiration, which it presently
appeared lay in a paragraph circumstantially
describing our modest and humdrum habitation.
'Case iii.,' it began. 'The following particulars
were communicated by a young member of
the Society, of undoubted probity and earnestness,
and are a chronicle of actual and recent
experience.' A fairly accurate description of
the house followed, with details that were unmistakable;
but to this there succeeded a flood
of meaningless drivel about apparitions, nightly
visitants, and the like, writ in a manner
betokening a disordered mind, coupled with a
feeble imagination. The fellow was not even
original. All the old material was there—the
storm at night, the haunted chamber, the white
lady, the murder re-enacted, and so on—already
worn threadbare in many a Christmas Number.
No one was able to make head or tail of the
stuff, or of its connexion with our quiet mansion;
and yet Edward, who had always suspected the
fellow, persisted in maintaining that our tutor
of a brief span was, somehow or other, at the
bottom of it.