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The Folish Almanack

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Author
Various
Title
The Foolish Almanak for Anuthur Year The Furst Cinc the Introdukshun ov the Muk-rake in Magazeen Gardning, and the Speling Reform ov Owr Langwij by Theodor Rosyfelt
Credits
Produced by David Edwards and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)
Language
English
LoC Class
PS: Language and Literatures: American and Canadian literature
Subject
United States -- Social life and customs -- Humor
Category
Text
eBook-No.
40145
Project Gutenberg
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/40145
Release Date
July 6, 2012
Copyright
Public domain in the USA.

Contents

  1. 1.Untitled
  2. 2.By THEODOR ROSYFELT — Thair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this. Thingz wil Hapn. — 313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wil be 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz. Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth. — LIFE WITHOUT IT WIL BE UN-SEAZOND — By kind Purmishun ov the Jawn D. Rawkyfelurs the Sun and Moon wil be purmitted 2 Arize and Shine. The Shuberts wil regulayte the Starz, and the Planits wil du the best they kan. — Hetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed the Wethur. — WITH APOLOGIZ TO THE KARNAGY SPELING SKOOL — PURPETRAYTED, WITH THE AID OV WALLACE GOLDSMITH'S PICTURZ, BY — Copyright, 1906, by John W. Luce & Company Boston, Mass., U. S. A. — The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U.S.A.
  3. 3.Greeting
  4. 4.HELPFUL HINT FOR JANUARY — Eclipses for the Coming Year
  5. 5.UP IN MAINE
  6. 6.FORECAST FOR JANUARY
  7. 7.SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD — Tale of a Tank
  8. 8.FOR THE HOME COMING
  9. 9.HELPFUL HINT FOR FEBRUARY — To Find out If Money is Tainted
  10. 10.HOW TO SKATE
  11. 11.HOW TO COMPOSE A SHORT STORY
  12. 12.HELPFUL HINT FOR MARCH — How to Handle a Muck-Rake
  13. 13.ODD FACTS
  14. 14.SPRING, GENTLE SPRING
  15. 15.GEOGRAPHICAL NOTES — The Mean Thing!
  16. 16."A TAKE OFF"
  17. 17.HINTS TO AMATEUR GARDENERS
  18. 18.AN APRIL PASTEL — Extract from an Office-Boy's Dairy
  19. 19.GARDEN AND FARMING HINTS:
  20. 20.HELPFUL HINT FOR APRIL — Keeping Lent
  21. 21.FORECAST FOR MAY
  22. 22.HELPFUL HINT FOR MAY — Timely Hints
  23. 23.HOW TO GET RICH
  24. 24.MATERIA MEDICA
  25. 25.FORECAST FOR JUNE — Sidelights on Science
  26. 26.LITTLE STUDIES IN NATURAL HISTORY
  27. 27.DECKLE-EDGE FRECKLES
  28. 28.RAISING CORN
  29. 29.HOW TO PLANT A BEER GARDEN
  30. 30.HELPFUL HINT FOR JULY
  31. 31.HINTS ON DRESS
  32. 32.SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC
  33. 33.SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC — Report to the Secretary of War — on the Russo-Japanese War by Gen. Buzfuz, U.S.A.
  34. 34.USEFUL FARM HINTS
  35. 35.HELPFUL HINTS FOR AUGUST — A Bread and Milk Cow
  36. 36.APPROPRIATE SALUTATIONS
  37. 37.HELPFUL HINT FOR SEPTEMBER — Is the Sun Inhabited?
  38. 38.SIMPLE HOUSEHOLD RECIPES FOR VEGETARIANS — HAY A-LA-MODE — NUT CUTLET — IMITATION POTTED HARE — STEWED RUBBER PLANT
  39. 39.HEALTH HINTS
  40. 40.LITTLE STUDIES IN NATURAL HISTORY
  41. 41.RARE RECIPES
  42. 42.YOU NEVER CAN TELL
  43. 43.HELPFUL HINT FOR OCTOBER
  44. 44.TO THE GODDESS ON THE DOLLAR
  45. 45.RECIPE FOR MAKING PUMPKIN PIE
  46. 46.HELPFUL HINT FOR NOVEMBER — How To Get Rid of the Gypsy Moth
  47. 47.FAMILY TREES
  48. 48.FORECAST FOR NOVEMBER
  49. 49.HOW TO VIEW AN ECLIPSE
  50. 50.HELPFUL HINT FOR DECEMBER
  51. 51.FARMING IN ALASKA
  52. 52.THE PUBLISHER'S COZY CORNER CHAT — One of Our Awful Smart Boys
  53. 53.ADVICE TO PARENTS
  54. 54.ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS — Recent Inventions — Number 1 in the "Foolish Series" — The Foolish Dictionary — by GIDEON WURDZ — Number 3 in the "Foolish Series" — Foolish Finance — by GIDEON WURDZ — Containing a Wealth of Nimble Jest — Foolish Etiquette — O. B. HAYVE — ADDITIONAL TITLES from JOHN W. LUCE & COMPANY'S LIST

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