It was midsummer, when the days were longest; and
so, although it was nearly eight o’clock, the gardens were
not yet dark, and they could see outside the gate a large
number of persons who had come to see the performance.
The ladies were in full dress, because they knew that
after the play there would be dancing; the men too had
taken pains with their costumes; for while saying to
themselves: “In the country there is no ceremony;”
they were quite as anxious to please there as in the city.
“The devil! the devil!” said Chambourdin, ogling the
ladies who arrived. “Why, some of them are passably
good-looking. Who is that brunette, with high color and
her hair dressed à la Fontange? She has a saucy little
air which attracts me immensely. Is she a product of the
neighborhood?”
“Yes, she belongs here, or at all events she has property
here.”
“Has she a husband?”
“She has one who is three times her age.”
“Then, it’s about the same as if she hadn’t any!”
“She is very gay, very fond of laughing; she rides and
fences and dances admirably.”
“Sapristi! why on earth didn’t you give her a part in
the play, Monsieur Glumeau? I should have been delighted
to fence with her, to try the four blows with her.”
Monsieur Glumeau was no longer there; he had gone
to receive his guests; but little Astianax, made exceedingly
loquacious by the champagne, replied:
“My mother and sister aren’t very fond of Madame
Boutillon—that is the pretty brunette’s name; they say
that her manner with men is too free.”
“Oh! of course! that’s just like the women; when
one of them happens to be a little more lively, a little less
prudish, and doesn’t pick her expressions, but says
frankly what she thinks, why she is voted bad form at
once! she is too free! I snap my fingers at it; I like
them that way myself, and I will look after the little
Boutillon!”
“Ah! here is Miaulard, messieurs.”
“Good-evening, Miaulard; are you still hoarse?”
“I am getting better, much better.”
“The deuce you say! you seem hardly able to speak
to-day.”
“Yes, but the last time I couldn’t speak at all.”
“Ah! here is the baroness, messieurs, the famous
Baroness de—de—what’s her name?”
“De Grangeville.—What a beautiful dress!”
“What style! that woman must have been extremely
pretty once.”
“Ah! here is my friend Jéricourt, the literary man,
with Monsieur Alfred de Saint-Arthur.”
Astianax ran to meet his friend, who was already looking
about with a mocking air at the gardens and at the
people whom he saw in them.
“Good-evening, my dear neighbor; it is very kind of
you to have remembered my invitation.”
“I should have been very sorry not to accept it, my
dear Astianax; I am told that there is always much
entertainment at your house, and that the supper is
always excellent.—By the way, allow me to introduce my
friend, Monsieur de Saint-Arthur.”
“Highly flattered, monsieur; I have had the honor of
seeing you with monsieur.”
“True, we met on the boulevard.”
“At the booth of a pretty flower girl.”
“Yes, I am not ashamed to say that I am one of her
admirers.”
“I was, but she has fallen infernally in my esteem,
since that day—you remember the occasion, Monsieur
Jéricourt?”
“Oh! very well, indeed; but after all, why should that
make any difference to you? The flower girl is none
the less pretty.”
“Of course not! But, you see, I thought that she was
innocence personified.”
“Oh! oh!” cried the dandified Saint-Arthur, trying
to stuff the head of his cane into his nose, “the idea of
a flower girl being a model of virtue! That would be
the eighth wonder of the world.—But where is your
theatre, monsieur?”
“You will see it in a moment.—But I see my mother
and sister; I will introduce you, messieurs.”
“That long bean-pole is his sister,” whispered Saint-Arthur
in Jéricourt’s ear.
“Yes, my dear fellow, and I don’t advise you to give
her your arm, you would look like her doll!”
“Never fear, I haven’t any desire to do it. What a
pity that Zizi isn’t with us! I see that there will be plenty
to laugh at here. How she would enjoy it! I fancy that
we shall find their comedy decidedly ridiculous! But
what are they going to do with all the chairs they are
taking out of the garden? Are they moving?”
“Those are the seats being taken to the theatre,” said
Madame Glumeau, graciously saluting the two gentlemen,
who, although they had just arrived, were already
busily engaged in making sport of whatever they saw;
“seats for the spectators, I mean. It would be very kind
of you, messieurs, to help a little, to take a few chairs into
the wood.”
“What an astonishing woman!” murmured the dandified
Saint-Arthur, turning to Jéricourt; “as if we came
here to carry chairs!”
“Come, come, Alfred, be decent, or I won’t take you
into the country again. Look about; there are some very
pretty women here, and I sacrifice myself,—I am going
to carry some chairs.”
The garden began to fill with guests, some from Paris,
others who lived in the neighborhood. The darkness was
coming on, and the semi-obscurity added to the charm
of the occasion. Some ladies, by chance or by design,
had wandered away from their husbands, whom they
were careful not to find again; but gallant cavaliers zealously
offered their arms, to assist them in their search.
Chambourdin did not fail to take advantage of the
opportunity to approach Madame Boutillon; the pretty
little brunette had lost no time in losing her husband very
soon after her arrival, and the bald young man hastened
to offer her his arm, saying:
“You are looking for monsieur your husband? accept
my arm, madame, and I’ll guide you; I know the house.”
“Oh! I am not looking for my husband at all, monsieur,”
replied the little lady, laughing; “I am not afraid
that he will get lost.”
“Ah! that makes a difference; pray come into the
woods, madame; I will take you to the theatre and find
you a seat.”
“With pleasure, monsieur.”
At that moment, Madame Glumeau walked toward the
gate with a large number of ladies, exclaiming:
“Come to the woods, messieurs, everybody to the
theatre; we must take seats, for it will begin very soon.”
The company followed Madame Glumeau to the enclosure
facing the stage. All the seats were very soon occupied,
but most of the men took their places behind, and
leaned against the trees. The creaking of the trellis work
which enclosed the auditorium indicated that there was
also an audience outside, which proposed to enjoy the
spectacle although uninvited.
The male actors dressed in the billiard room, the ladies
in the house. As they were about to begin, they discovered
that various indispensable accessories were lacking;
thereupon there was much running from the theatre
to the house, and from the house to the theatre; one saw
nothing but people hurrying back and forth, shouting:
“The basket! we must have a basket!”
“And the letter for Monsieur Astianax!”
“And a table! we must have a table, and a cloth on it!”
“We want a stove,—where’s the stove?”
“There isn’t one; take an empty cask, that will represent
a stove well enough!”
“We must have a pie! there’s a supper in the play.”
“Take an empty flower pot, that will do very well for
the pie.”
“We want a bottle of champagne.”
“There’s a bottle of Seltzer behind the first wing;
that will pop like champagne.”
All these incidents delayed the rising of the curtain;
but the audience did not grumble, they laughed and
found amusement in all that they saw. At last an
amateur musician armed with a violin, and another carrying
a clarinet in his arms like a baby, took their seats
in front of the stage.
As for the prompter, there being no hole under the
stage for him, he stood behind the drop curtain.
“This theatre in the midst of a forest is really very
pretty!” said Madame de Grangeville, who was seated
beside Madame Glumeau.
“Oh! you will see how pretty it is, madame la baronne,
when the curtain rises; we have some lovely scenery:
a Pompadour salon, painted by Monsieur Devoir; it is
perfectly lovely.”
“What plays are they going to give us?”
“They begin with Œil et Nez, a little farce acted by
Madame Dufournelle, my son and Monsieur Mangeot.—But
it is very strange,—look about as I will, I don’t
see Madame Boutillon; and yet I am very sure that she
came with her husband.”
“Who is Madame Boutillon?”
“She is a young lady who lives here in summer, as we
do; she had on a very original, very pretty dress.”
“If she has on a pretty dress, it isn’t possible that
she has hidden herself; she must be somewhere here.”
“But no, I can’t see her.”
“Hush! they are beginning.”
The three knocks were given. The amateur with the
violin started off and played the overture to Fra Diavolo;
the clarinet started a few measures later, and played
the overture to Jeune Henri; the two men played thus
for some time, seeing who could go the faster, persuaded
that they would finally overtake each other and play together.
The audience opened their ears in amazement,
but the wiser ones stuffed theirs.
“Sapristi! what on earth are they playing?” murmured
a native, looking at his neighbor, who answered in
an undertone:
“I don’t know, but it’s a terrible mixture.”
At last the violin stopped, but the clarinet went on.
“We are not playing the same thing, that isn’t right!”
cried the violinist, waving his bow.
The clarinet refused to listen; he went on with his
Jeune Henri. Luckily the curtain rose, the actors came
on the stage; but as the clarinet kept on, they were
obliged to rush upon him and snatch his instrument away.
The little farce would have gone very well if Madame
Dufournelle had laughed less, and if Monsieur Mangeot
had looked less often at the prompter, which, by the way,
did him no good, because Monsieur Camuzard, who filled
that post, having drunk too freely of the champagne,
found his mouth so dry that he could hardly speak, and
passed his time turning over the play-book, and saying
to the actor who was waiting for his lines:
“Wait till I find the place; I can’t find it; we have
time enough; they won’t ask for their money back!”
Luckily the actors did not follow this advice, and
despite the prompter, the first play, which was very
amusing, came to an end amid the applause of the spectators.
As soon as the first play was at an end, Madame Glumeau
rose, in order to make further search for Madame
Boutillon, whose husband was chatting tranquilly with a
group of men who had gathered on the outskirts of the
audience.
“As her husband is there, the lady must also be in the
audience, unless she has gone on the stage; she is quite
capable of it.”
“I say! look at that lady sitting on the branch of a
tree!” cried the clarinet at that moment to his neighbor
the violin. “There’s an idea for you! if the branch
should break, we should see some fine things.”
“That is she! that is Madame Boutillon!” said Madame
Glumeau, looking at the person who had deemed it
advisable to adopt that position.
Chambourdin, who had taken the little brunette’s arm
on the pretext of finding her a good place to see the play,
had in fact led her into the wood, of which he knew every
nook and corner; but instead of taking her toward the
stage, he had taken her in the opposite direction, and had
soon found himself with Madame Boutillon in the deserted
paths, where they could hardly see their hands
before their faces, for lanterns had been placed only in
the paths leading to the theatre.
The little brunette, noticing somewhat tardily that her
guide was not taking her toward the company, and that
he held her arm as if he proposed to waltz with her,
chose to stop, saying:
“Where on earth are you taking me, monsieur? I
can hardly see anything here.”
“That makes no difference, madame; don’t be afraid
I’ll lose my way; I’m like a cat, I can see in the dark.”
“But I am not like a cat, monsieur, and I prefer to
walk where it is light; we did not take the path leading
to the theatre.”
“We shall arrive there all the same this way; all
the paths lead there.”
“This must be the longest one.”
“With you, madame, the longest will always be the
shortest.”
“That is very polite of you; but don’t hold me like
that, I beg.”
“Suppose we should waltz a bit?”
“You are mad! the idea of waltzing when we can’t
see!”
“That makes no difference; on the contrary, you get
less dizzy.”
“Really, monsieur, you have some very original ideas;
but I want to see the play, and you will be responsible,
monsieur, for my not finding a seat.”
“As for that, madame, I will undertake to give you
one of the best places.—Come, madame.”
“Oh! you shall not lead me astray again, monsieur;
that isn’t the way to go, this is the way.”
The little brunette chose the right road this time, and
refusing to listen to Chambourdin, she arrived in front
of the stage at last; but as she had anticipated, all the
chairs were occupied.
“Well! what did I tell you, monsieur? Come, show
me that excellent seat which you reserved for me.”
“This way, madame; I will show you.”
And Chambourdin led the young lady to an enormous
chestnut, the branches of which reached out a long way,
forming a thousand odd figures.
“See, madame, do you want a really good seat? Look
at this tree; this first branch, which is very low, will
afford you a chair, yes, an armchair, for the branches
behind seem placed there expressly for a support. As for
the strength of the branch, you need have no fear, it
would bear fifteen people like you. From there, you will
overlook everybody, and will have an infinitely better
view than all the ladies in the chairs. Will you allow
me to put you up there, madame? Nothing could be
easier; I will make a step for you.”
Madame Boutillon roared with laughter at the suggestion
of her escort; but as she was a very original person
herself, and as she was especially fond of making herself
as whimsical as possible, she accepted the suggestion
and replied:
“All right, monsieur, give me a back, and let me climb
up to my box.”
The young man at once obeyed, offering his hands
and his shoulders. That method of climbing a tree was
slightly risqué for a lady, and all the men who witnessed
the scene envied the opportunity of the one who acted as
Madame Boutillon’s ladder; but she mounted so rapidly,
and turned about in the tree with such aplomb, that everybody
applauded her ascent. Chambourdin remained
standing near the pretty brunette, who used his shoulders
as a bench to rest her feet upon; and not for anything on
earth would he have abandoned his position.
Madame Glumeau, who had turned toward the chestnut
tree, called to Madame Boutillon:
“Mon Dieu, madame! what on earth are you doing
there? What an idea to climb up into that tree!”
“I did it to have a good view of the play, madame;
all the seats below were taken, and I love to have a good
place.”
“For heaven’s sake, come down, Madame Boutillon!
I will give you my chair, and find another. Come, you
can’t stay up in the air.”
“Why not, pray? I don’t see that I am in anybody’s
way; and as I am perfectly comfortable, I propose to
stay here.”
“She is an extraordinary creature!” said Madame
Glumeau, turning to the people near her. “She always
wants to do differently from others!”
“If that lady desires to put herself in evidence,” said
Madame de Grangeville, “it seems to me that she couldn’t
have a better place.”
The mistress of the house left her seat for a moment,
and approached the group of which Monsieur Boutillon
was one; she made her way to the old gentleman’s side
and said to him:
“Monsieur Boutillon, do look at your wife, sitting on
the branch of a tree! I am afraid some accident will
happen to her. Tell her to get down. I have begged her
to but she won’t listen to me.”
“What! what! Is that my wife up there?” replied the
husband, looking into the air. “Oh! that doesn’t surprise
me; she has always been fond of climbing trees;
she’s a regular squirrel, is Zéphirine! She is strong, and
yet she is very light. One day, at a village fête, she insisted
upon climbing a greased pole. She put on trousers,
and she would have reached the prize, if they hadn’t
torn, so that she had to come down! We had a good
laugh over it!”
“But Monsieur Boutillon, if madame should fall,—it
isn’t probable that she has put on trousers to come here
to dance.”
“No matter! never fear, I’ll answer for everything.”
“If the husband answers for everything, madame,”
observed Jéricourt with a mocking expression, “it seems
to me that you have no right to worry!”
“Let’s go and stand by the chestnut tree, Jéricourt,”
said little Saint-Arthur, leading his literary friend away.
“Ah! my dear Alfred, you are a sad rake! you want
to see the foliage upside down!—Well, I will let you take
me where you will.”
As she returned to her seat, Madame Glumeau saw
her son rush into the woods with an air of dismay,
crying:
“Miaulard! Miaulard! where’s Miaulard?”
“What’s the matter, Astianax? you look all upset.
What do you want of Monsieur Miaulard?”
“Why, we want him to take Kingerie’s place. Just as
we were ready to begin Il y a plus d’un Ane à la Foire,
we noticed that Kingerie wasn’t on the stage; we called
him and hunted everywhere for him; at last Dufournelle
heard groaning from the direction of the pond; he ran
there and found that Kingerie had fallen in. It seems
that he had remained at the billiard room to dress, and
discovered that he was late; thereupon he started to
run, and didn’t remember that there was a small pond
in the woods; so he fell into it.”
“Upon my word! did he do it on purpose? A pond
that isn’t ten feet in circumference! Did he find a way to
drown himself in it, too?”
“No, he couldn’t have done it if he had wanted to;
there isn’t three feet of water; but the champagne he
had drunk—everything together made him sick; he is
in no state to act, and Miaulard must take his place.—Tell
the audience to be patient.—Miaulard! Miaulard!”
Madame Glumeau returned to her seat and informed
the company of the accident that had happened to one of
the amateur actors, and requested indulgence for the one
who was to take his place. This little speech at an end,
the mistress of the house was on the point of resuming
her seat, when she saw a gentleman standing against a
tree a little apart from the company, and apparently engaged
in passing in review the assembled guests.
“Ah! I was very certain that he would come, myself,”
said Madame Glumeau, sitting down beside Madame de
Grangeville. “It’s a great favor that he does us, for
hitherto he has refused every invitation; he hasn’t been
anywhere.”
“Of whom are you speaking, madame?”
“Of one of our neighbors, named Monsieur Malberg,
who owns a fine estate near ours, and who has the reputation
of living like a bear, of never seeing anybody.
But he makes a very good appearance, none the less.”
“Where is this bear of yours?”
“Over yonder, at the right. Turn a little and you can
see him at your ease; he isn’t looking this way now.”
Madame de Grangeville followed the indication that
Madame Glumeau had given her and soon she saw Monsieur
Malberg, who was quite alone, evidently determined
to hold himself aloof from the assemblage, at
which he was looking as if he were seeking someone there.
The baroness’s eyes rested upon him; she seemed unable
to remove them, and as she gazed at him, her features
altered, her face became ghastly pale, and her whole
person betrayed the most profound agitation. Madame
Glumeau did not observe her neighbor’s confusion, because
she was talking with the violin and the clarinet
players, who proposed to play something to beguile the
tedium of the intermission; but, luckily for the audience,
the signal was given and the second play soon began.
Madame Glumeau gently nudged her neighbor, who
was still looking toward the right, and said:
“They’ve begun, they’ve begun. You’ll see my husband
act now, he has a very important part; he is
splendid in it; he cuts a thousand capers. My daughter
and my son act also, and the play is very well mounted!”
Madame de Grangeville did not seem to hear what
Madame Glumeau said, for she continued to look toward
the right, apparently paying no attention to the stage;
but suddenly she turned her head and resumed her
former position; it was because Monsieur Malberg had
looked in her direction and she had not dared to meet
his glance.
The second farce was enlevé, as they say on the stage.
The substitution of Miaulard for young Kingerie did not
injure the play in the least. The former being extremely
hoarse, nobody heard him speak, which made it unnecessary
for him to know his part. But it was noticed that
Monsieur Glumeau, who had danced his part through
three-fourths of the play, was much less animated toward
the end.
After the farce, as they expected a long intermission,
to prepare the scenery for the important play and to give
the actors time to change their costumes, there was a
general movement among the audience. The men went
to walk in the woods, to smoke their cigars, the ladies
gathered in groups to chat, and some of them also walked
away under the trees, where they were frequently heard
laughing heartily,—for what reason, nobody knew.
“This idea of a theatre in the woods is very original,”
said Jéricourt to his friend Alfred; “really I did not
imagine that it would be so amusing. Come, Saint-Arthur,
let us take a turn around the theatre to look at
it all at close quarters. Do you intend to stay planted
by this chestnut tree? Why, my dear fellow, it would
do no good for you to shake the tree, the lady won’t fall
like a plum; besides, she has a cavalier at her feet, who
doesn’t seem inclined to lose sight of her.”
“But suppose I should climb the tree myself?”
“Ah! that would be one way of approaching the lady,
it is true; but reserve that until a little later, wait until
the last play begins.”
The little dandy allowed his friend to lead him on the
stage, where they did not find a single actress, those ladies
having gone to dress; but by way of compensation, they
saw the young druggist in the costume of Détroussandos,
chief of bandits, who was rehearsing his part, his battles,
his manœuvres, with Miaulard, the latter having undertaken
also the rôle of Malinot, which the unfortunate
Kingerie was to have played in Roderic et Cunégonde.
Monsieur Fourriette’s costume consisted simply of
flesh-colored tights, over which he had drawn a very
short pair of red and black bathing drawers, a jacket,
a belt, and a broad-brimmed gray hat with the brim
turned down.
“The deuce! there’s a brigand who proposes to show
how he is built,” said Jéricourt.
“Is not my costume pretty, messieurs?” asked the
druggist, addressing the two young men, whom he recognized
as persons to whom he had several times sold pills
and other preparations.
“Ah! it’s Monsieur Fourriette; I didn’t recognize
you. So you are to act in the next play, are you?”
“Yes, messieurs, I take the part of Détroussandos,
the brigand; I am rather well dressed, eh?”
“In other words, you are not dressed at all; your costume
is exceedingly indecent.”
“In what respect, pray? I have on tights——”
“Yes, but so tight one wouldn’t think you wore any.”
“So much the better; at all events, I have drawers——”
“Which don’t reach half way down your thighs.”
“Messieurs, I love accuracy in everything; this is the
true costume of the Italian brigand.”
“It is lucky that you are not to act in the Creation of
the World; you would be capable of representing Adam
in the costume of that day.”
“Faith! it would be more exact.”
“I like to think that you will have a cloak at least.”
“Yes, I have one, but I shan’t put it on; I shall
simply carry it on my arm.”
“You evidently mean to make conquests.”
“Why not? I saw a little lady just now up in a tree—fichtre!
messieurs, such a pretty brunette! such a lovely
bird!—Come, Monsieur Miaulard, let’s rehearse our fight
with swords. One, two, up; three, four, down!”
“I say, messieurs, it isn’t certain that we shall give
the play, after all,” said Monsieur Mangeot, appearing in
his hermit’s costume, with a huge piece of cotton batting
pasted to his chin, which imitated a white beard to perfection.
“Why, what’s the matter?”
“What has happened?”
“Has some other actor fallen into the pond?”
“I insist upon it’s being emptied at once, so that we
shan’t have any more of that.”
“No, messieurs, it isn’t that, no one has fallen into
the pond; only Kingerie was capable of such a masterpiece
as that; but Monsieur Glumeau is complaining,
and says that he doesn’t know if he will be able to act.”
“Bah! what’s the matter with him now?”
“You probably noticed that when he was playing Pincette
just now, he was in delightfully high spirits at
first, and did nothing but jump and pirouette; he sang
all his lines, standing on his toes; he was a regular
zephyr. But toward the end, as he attempted to pirouette
from one end of the stage to the other, although it isn’t
very large, it seems that he caught a stitch in his side;
he must have twisted himself, or strained some nerve, or
perhaps much less than that; but you know Monsieur
Glumeau—he thinks he’s dying on the slightest provocation.
Ever since then he has been very anxious, he goes
limping about, holding his side; he wants to be rubbed
every minute, and he’s afraid of inflammation.”
“Well, why don’t they give his part to Chambourdin?”
“Chambourdin! We can’t even count on him to play
one of the robbers. He is standing almost under the
skirts of a lady who is seated on the branch of a tree.
Just now I called out to him: ‘Come and put on your
robber’s costume!’ and he answered: ‘I am here at madame’s
orders, and bayonets won’t make me leave.’”
“Sapristi! we must give the play all the same!” cried
the druggist, who was most anxious to exhibit himself in
tights; “doesn’t monsieur feel able to take the part impromptu?”
The druggist addressed this question to little Saint-Arthur.
The young dandy, always keenly desirous to
produce a sensation, was attracted by the suggestion and
exclaimed:
“Do I wear a handsome costume?”
“You dress as you please.”
“Pardieu! in that case, I like the idea, and I accept;
but, as I shan’t have time to learn the part, I will act in
pantomime.”
“An excellent idea,—as good as that of giving La
Dame Blanche without music.”
“What do you mean, Saint-Arthur, are you really going
to act?” asked Jéricourt.
“Yes, yes; I have an idea of a costume that will leave
Fourriette’s in the shade! I am going to cover myself
with leaves.”
But at that moment they heard young Miaulard shouting:
“Victory! here comes Monsieur Glumeau in his tyrant’s
costume, messieurs; that means that he will act.”
“See how he hobbles along and leans over on one
side!”
“That won’t do any harm in his part; he will suggest
Ligier in Richard the Third, at a distance.”
Monsieur Glumeau came on the stage, saying in a most
affecting manner:
“Ah! my friends, I don’t know whether I shall be able
to play; this infernal pain doesn’t leave me; it’s terrible!”
“It isn’t anything, Monsieur Glumeau—a strained
muscle.”
“Or perhaps it’s only wind, a gust of wind that has
lodged there.”
“Do you think so? Ten thousand bombs! if I only
knew that!”
“I am not at all anxious to stand beside him!” muttered
Miaulard, walking away.
“Everybody’s ready,” said little Astianax, muffled up
in a cuirass and buckler and helmet, and brandishing a
lance which was twice as long as himself. “Where is
my sister, where is Cunégonde?”
“Here I am!” cried Mademoiselle Eolinde, dressed as
a Malabar widow. “I have my p—p—part at the end of
my f—f—fingers.”
“Let us begin then.”
“One moment!” said Monsieur Glumeau; “before we
begin, I want to drink a glass of anise water; someone
has gone to fetch it for me.”
“What is going to happen, great heavens? what is
going to happen?” exclaimed Miaulard, walking still
farther away from Monsieur Glumeau.
At last, in place of anise water, they brought Monsieur
Glumeau some anisette; he drank two small glasses
of it and consented that the play should begin. The
signal was given. The amateur musicians executed a
polka which would pass very well for the overture to a
melodrama. The curtain rose, and applause burst forth
on all sides; the audience was delighted with the scenery;
no curtain had been hung at the rear, and the veritable
forest, lighted here and there, produced a magical effect.
And then the odd costumes of the actors heightened the
enthusiasm of the audience. The hermit’s cotton beard,
the chevalier’s helmet, the vizor of which persisted in
falling over young Astianax’s nose, the wooden swords
and daggers, everything, even to the dragging gait and
foolish expression of the tyrant, combined to enchant the
spectators; but when the young druggist appeared as
Détroussandos, when he strode across the stage with
his tights surmounted by drawers, bursts of laughter
arose in every direction, and the little lady who was seated
on the branch of a tree was seized with such a paroxysm
of hilarity that several times, as she squirmed about, she
almost fell; luckily Chambourdin was still in his place,
ready to restore equilibrium over his head.
The play proceeded amid general applause and hilarity,
until the scene between the child and the robbers who
proposed to kill Roderic. The gardener was said to be
at his post; and in fact Master Pichet had not forgotten
that he was to take his son’s place; but instead of remaining
sober as he had been urged to do, the gardener
had considered, on the other hand, that in order to act
with spirit, and to avoid any feeling of timidity before
the audience, it would not be a bad idea to get a little
tipsy; and what the peasant called getting a little tipsy,
was drinking so much that he could hardly stand on his
legs. In that condition Monsieur Pichet had gone upon
the stage, and had hidden himself behind the trees from
which he was supposed to keep an eye upon the robbers.
“Don’t forget your lines,” said Eolinde: “‘Oh! for
heaven’s sake, messieurs, don’t hurt papa!’”
“Oh! I know the lines! Don’t you be afraid, mamzelle,
I don’t know anything else!”
Meanwhile, the famous scene was reached; Détroussandos
and two robbers held their swords over Roderic’s
head, and the child did not appear to prevent them from
striking.
“The child! the child! sapredié! send on the child!”
exclaimed Astianax in an undertone.
“What on earth is that brute doing?” muttered Fourriette,
still holding his sword in the air; “is he going to
leave us like this for long?”
The gardener did not appear, because when he was
once seated behind the trees, he had instantly fallen
asleep; stout Dufournelle, who was prompting and who
heard him snore, ran to him and shook him roughly by
the arm, shouting:
“It’s your turn! it’s time for you to go on! wake up,
corbleu!”
The gardener, waking with a start, rubbed his eyes,
sprang to his feet, ran on the stage, and threw himself
into the midst of the robbers, exclaiming:
“Ah! you villains! you loafers! you mean to beat
our young master, do you? Just wait a bit, and I’ll show
all three of you something! You’ll see how I do it!”
And with that, falling upon the druggist and the two
young men dressed as robbers, the gardener began to distribute
fisticuffs and kicks which were not included in
the action of the play; the three actors, who did not
anticipate that attack, began to shout and yell, and ended
by returning the gardener the blows that they received;
this combat, which the audience supposed to be feigned,
was greeted with unanimous applause, and Monsieur
Boutillon cried:
“Faith, I have often been to the theatre, but I must
confess that I never saw such a good imitation of a fist
fight as this!”