Soon after my stay at Nice I went for a month to the Combat and
Acrobatic School of Pau, which completes the most dangerous of all the
flying training. A wonderful experience—somersaults, barrel-turns,
corkscrew dives, every conceivable aerial caper, and long flights daily:
skimming the highest peaks of the Pyrenees at three hundred feet above
the snow—trips to Biarritz and along the coast, flying ten feet above
the waves, etc.
It is hard to say enough in praise of the school at Pau—the hundreds of
splendid machines, the perfect discipline and efficiency, the food, the
barracks, the courteous treatment of pilots by officers and instructors.
We were twenty Americans, in a clean airy barrack, with an Annamite to
make the beds and sweep up. The school covers an enormous area in the
valley of the Gave, just under the Pyrenees, and is ideal for an
aviation center so far as weather conditions go, its one drawback being
that motor-trouble, out of range of the aerodromes, means almost
inevitably a smash. All along the Gave they have the smallest fields and
the highest hedges I ever saw. The climate is superb—like the foothill
climate of California: cool nights, delicious days, wonderful dawns and
sunsets.
They started us on the eighteen-metre machine, doing vertical spirals,
which are quite a thrill at first. You go to a height of about three
thousand feet, shut off the motor, tilt the machine till the wings are
absolutely vertical, and pull the stick all the way back. When an
aeroplane inclines laterally to over forty-five degrees, the controls
become reversed—the rudder is then the elevator, and the elevator the
rudder, so that, in a vertical spiral, the farther back you pull the
stick, the tighter the spiral becomes. You are at the same time dropping
and whirling in short circles. I once did five turns in losing a
thousand feet of altitude—an unusual number, the monitor told me with
satisfaction. Usually, one loses about three hundred feet to each turn,
but on my first attempt, I lost twenty-one hundred feet in three fourths
of a turn, because I did not pull back enough on the stick.
After the eighteen-metre spirals we were given a few rides on the
fifteen-metre machine—very small, fast and powerful, but a delicious
thing to handle in the air; and after left and right vertical spirals on
this type, we went to the class of formation-flying, where one is
supposed to learn flying in squadron formation, like wild geese. This is
extremely valuable, but most men take this chance for joy-riding, as
they have petrol for three hours, and are responsible to no one.
On my first day in this class I found no one at the rendezvous, so I
rose to about four thousand feet, and headed at a hundred miles an hour
for the coast. In thirty-five minutes I was over Biarritz, where my eyes
fairly feasted on the salt water, sparkling blue, and foam-crested. I do
not see how men can live long away from the sea and the mountains. My
motor was running like a clock and as I was beginning to have perfect
confidence in its performance, I came down in a long coast to the
ground, and went rushing across country toward the mountains, skimming a
yard up, across pastures, leaping vertically over high hedges of poplar
trees, booming down the main streets of villages, and behaving like an
idiot generally, from sheer intoxication of limitless speed and power.
In a few moments I was at the entrance of one of the huge gorges that
pierce the Pyrenees—the sort of place up which the hosts of Charlemagne
were guided by the White Stag: deep and black and winding, with an icy
stream rushing down its depths. Why not? I gave her full gas and whizzed
up between black walls of rock that magnified enormously the motor's
snarl, up and up until there was snow beneath me and ahead I could see
the sun gleaming on the gorgeous ragged peaks. Up and up, nine, ten,
eleven thousand feet, and I was skimming the highest ridges that
separate France and Spain. Imagine rising from a field in Los Angeles,
and twenty-five minutes later flying over the two-mile-high ridges of
Baldy and Sheep Mountain, swooping down to graze the snow, or bounding
into the air with more speed and ease than any bird.
At last, as my time was nearly up, I headed back for Pau. A few minutes
later, just as I sighted the pygmy groups of hangars, my motor gave
forth a loud bang and a sheet of flame, and several chunks of metal tore
whizzing through the aluminum hood. Automatically, I pulled at the lever
which closes the gasoline flow and tilted the machine forward to keep my
speed. Another bang, accompanied by black smoke. "Holy mackerel!" I
thought; "this is the end of me! Let's see—in case of fire, shut off
petrol, open throttle, and leave the spark on. Then go into a
nose-dive."
Somehow you can't seem to get very excited at such moments,—everything
seems inevitable,—good or bad luck. I nose-dived, came out at five
thousand feet, killed my propeller, and was gratified to see, on looking
behind, that there was no more smoke. Starting the motor was of course
out of the question, as it would have promptly taken fire; so I shut
off throttle and spark, struck an easy glide, and began an anxious
search for a field. Most of them were no larger than postage-stamps, and
I knew they were hedged by the beastly poplars, but at last I spotted a
long one, in the direction of the wind, though not long enough to afford
more than a bare chance of avoiding a crash. It was the only hope, at
any rate; so down I coasted in glides and serpentines, jockeying to lose
height just over the trees. As luck would have it, I was a few feet low
and had to chance jumping the trees with none too much speed. The
splendid stability of the Nieuport saved me from a wing-slip, and a
moment later I landed with a bang in a ditch, breaking one wheel and
stopping within ten yards of a formidable line of willows.
I crawled out of my seat and lay down in the long grass to rest, as my
head ached villainously from the too rapid descent. Somehow I dozed off
and was awakened by the friendly tongue of a huge Basque shepherd dog.
His mistress, a pretty Spanish-speaking peasant girl, appeared a minute
later, and her family were very decent to me. After some hot coffee with
brandy, and a piece of goat cheese, I attended to the formalities and
went back to camp.
After formation-flying we went to the acrobatic class or "Haute École du
Ciel," where you are taught to put a machine through the wildest kinds
of maneuvers. This is the most dangerous class in any aviation training
in France—many excellent pilots, whose nerves or stomachs would not
stand the acrobatics, rest in the little cemetery at Pau. Wonderful
sport, though, if nature intended one for that sort of thing! The most
dreaded thing one does is the spinning nose-dive, or vrille (gimlet),
which formerly was thought invariably fatal. They have now discovered
that the small, very strong machines will come out of it safely, if the
rudder is put exactly in the middle and the stick pushed forward.
The instructor in this class was a very dandified lieutenant, in a Bond
Street uniform, and wearing a monocle, who lay in a steamer-chair all
day, gazing up into the sky at the antics of his pupils. Around him
stood assistants with field-glasses, who watched the heavens anxiously,
and would suddenly bark out, "Regardez, mon lieutenant—l'Américain
Thompson en vrille." The lieutenant would then languidly look up at the
machine pointed out (they are distinguished by broad stripes, or
checker-boards, or colors), and, if the "type" up above had done well,
would remark, "Pas mal, celui-là." If some unfortunate plunged into the
ground and killed himself, the officer would rise gracefully from his
chair, flick the dust from his sleeve, and call for the "Black Cat,"
his special "taxi." Jumping in with remarkable speed, he rose in a
series of the most breakneck evolutions, and flew to the scene of the
accident. In reality, his pose is the best in the world, as it keeps the
pilots gonflés, that is, courageous and confident, as opposed to
dégonflés, or scared and nervous.
I was watching all this from the ground, when a monitor unexpectedly
called out, "Nordhoff, Nordhoff!"
"Present!" I yelled, as I ran toward him.
"You will take the checker-board," he ordered, "rise to twelve hundred
metres, and do one vrille and two upside-down turns."
I admit that I had a slight sinking spell as I walked to the machine, a
little thirteen-metre beauty. (Think of it, only thirteen square yards
of supporting surface!) It was all right as soon as I was strapped in
and had the motor going. Up we went, the "Bébé" climbing like a cat, at
incredible speed, while I anxiously repeated, again and again, the
instructions. Two turns of the field gave me my thirty-six hundred feet.
This was no time to hesitate, so, as I reached the required spot, away
from the sun, I shut off the motor, took a long breath, and pulled back
a bit on the stick. Slower and slower she went, until I felt the rather
sickening swaying that comes with a dangerous loss of speed. The moment
had come. Gritting my teeth, I gave her all the left rudder and left
stick, at the same moment pulling the stick all the way back. For an
instant she seemed to hang motionless—then with unbelievable swiftness
plunged whirling downwards. "Remember, keep your eyes inside—don't look
out, whatever happens," I thought, while a great wind tore at my
clothing and whistled through the wires. In a wink of time I had
dropped six hundred feet: so I carefully put the rudder in the exact
center, centered the stick, and pushed it gently forward. At once the
motion grew steadier, the wind seemed to abate, and the next moment I
dared to look out. It was over—I was in a steep glide, right side up,
safe and sound. I had done a vrille and come out of it! A gorgeous
sensation! I loved it, and queerly enough my first bewildered thought
was, "M—— would adore that!"
Just to show the lieutenant that I was having a good time, I buzzed up
again and did two more vrilles, looking out the whole time at the
panorama of Pyrenees, villages, and river, whirling around with the most
amazing rapidity. Not a thing for bilious or easily dizzy people though,
as it means horses at the walk if you fail to do the right thing at
exactly the right moment.
After the acrobatics, we went to classes in machine-gun shooting and
combat-flying—very interesting and practical, but not to be talked
about.
After Pau, I had forty-eight hours' leave in Paris, bought a few things
I needed for the front, and was then sent to a place it is forbidden to
mention, expecting soon to get to flying over the lines.
On New Year's morning, as it was snowing hard and there was no flying, I
sat by a cozy fire, in the house of some English people. Curious thing,
running into them here. They are of the tribe of English who wander over
the face of the earth, and make England what she is. The man of the
house is an expert on ——, and has pursued his unusual vocation in
Cuba, Jamaica, Honduras, Guiana, "Portuguese East" and other parts of
Africa, as well as in Ceylon and a few other places I forget. Here he is
now, as expert for the French. His wife and seven children, who speak
French, Portuguese, Spanish, and Zulu, I think, follow him everywhere,
and are everywhere equally at home. I have tea with them after work,
and, needless to say, they are a Godsend in this desolate place. Let us
all pray that next New Year's day we shall be thanking God for a
victorious peace and returning to civilian life, never to put on
uniforms again. The finest uniform of all is the old civilian
suit—brass buttons and gold braid to the contrary.
For this winter air-work, which is the coldest known occupation, I
think, this is the way we dress. First, heavy flannels and woolen socks.
Over that, a flannel shirt with sleeveless sweater on top, and uniform
breeches and tunic. Boots and spiral puttees (very warm things, if not
put on too tightly) go on next, and over all we pull on a great
combination, or fur-lined "teddy-bear" suit—waterproof canvas outside.
Over our boots we pull fur-lined leather flying boots, reaching half-way
up to our knees. For head-gear, a fur-lined leather cap, and around the
neck, several turns of gray muffler. A variety of mask and a pair of
"triplex" goggles to protect one's face from the icy breeze. With all
this, and heavy fur gloves, one can keep reasonably warm.
As the 16th of January was the first good flying day for some time,
there was much activity. After lunch I went to the aerodrome just in
time to see the combat patrol come swooping down. An excited crowd was
gathered about the first machine in, and I learned that one of our best
pilots had just been brought down by a German two-seater, and that
H——, a nineteen-year-old American in our sister escadrille here, had
promptly brought the Hun down. I was proud to think that an American had
revenged our comrade. This makes H——'s second German within a week—a
phenomenal record for a beginner. He is an unusual youngster, and
handles a machine beautifully. He seems to have the mixture of dash,
cold nerve, and caution which makes an "ace."
The German fell ten thousand feet directly over the trenches, but at the
last moment managed to straighten out a bit and crashed two hundred
yards inside his lines. H—— followed him down, and gliding over the
trenches at one hundred feet, saw one German limp out of the wreck and
wave a hand up at the victor.
Another American boy had quite an exciting time lately when his motor
went dead far inside the enemy lines. Luckily he was high at the time;
so he flattened his glide to the danger-point, praying to be able to
cross into friendly country. Down he came, his "stick" dead, the wind
whistling through the cables, until close ahead he saw a broad belt of
shell-marked desolation, crisscrossed by a maze of meaningless trenches.
The ground was close; automatically he straightened out, avoiding a pair
of huge craters, touched, bumped, crashed into a thicket of wire, and
turned over. A jab at the catch of his belt set him free; but the really
important thing was whether or not he had succeeded in crossing the
German lines. Wisely enough, he crawled to a shell-hole, and from its
shelter began to reconnoiter warily. Muddy figures began to appear from
various holes and ditches, and at length a soldier who, so far as
appearances went, might have belonged to any army, leaned over the edge
of the hole and said something in French. Young S—— at that began to
breathe for the first time in at least a quarter of an hour. His
discoverer led him to a spacious dugout where two generals were at
lunch—a wonderful lunch, washed down with beverages forbidden to any
but generals. The great ones made the corporal welcome, laughed
themselves ill over his voluble but wonderful French, plied him with
food and good Scotch whiskey, and sent him home in one of their superb
closed cars.
Now that so many young Americans are beginning to fly in France, I fancy
that the people at home must wonder what sort of a time their sons or
brothers are having—how they live, what their work is, and their play.
Most people who have an immediate interest in the war must by now
possess a very fair idea of the military aviation training; but of the
pilot's life at the front I have seen little in print.
I can speak, of course, only of conditions in the French aviation
service; but when our American squadrons take their places at the front,
the life is bound to be very similar, because experience has taught all
the armies that, to get the best results, pilots should be given a
maximum of liberty and a minimum of routine, outside of their duty,
which consists in but one thing—flying.
Let us suppose, for example, that an American boy—we will call him
Wilkins, because I never heard of a man named Wilkins flying—has passed
through the schools, done his acrobatics and combat-work, and is waiting
at the great dépôt near Paris for his call to the front. Every day he
scans the list as it is posted, and at last, hurrah! his name is there,
followed by mysterious letters and numbers—G.C. 17, or S.P.A. 501, or
N. 358. He knows, of course, that he will have a single-seater scout,
but the symbols above tell him whether it will be a Spad or a Nieuport
and whether he is to be in a groupe de combat ("traveling circus," the
British call them) or in a permanent fighting unit.
Wilkins is overjoyed to find he has been given a Spad, and hastens to
pack up, in readiness for his train, which leaves at 6 P.M. When his
order of transport is given him, he finds that his escadrille is
stationed at Robinet d'Essence, in a fairly quiet, though imaginary,
sector. Before leaving the dépôt he has issued to him a fur-lined
teddy-bear suit, fur boots, sweater, fur gloves, and a huge cork safety
helmet, which Wisdom tells him to wear and Common Sense pronounces
impossible. Common Sense wins; so Wilkins gives the thing to the keeper
of the "effets chauds pour pilotes," and retires.
His flying things stuffed into a duffle-bag, which he has checked
directly through to far-off Robinet, our hero boards the train with
nothing but a light suitcase. He is delirious with joy, for it is long
since he has been to Paris, and at the dépôt discipline has been severe
and luxury scant. Every journey to the front is via Paris, and the
authorities wink a wise and kindly eye at a few hours' stopover. Outside
the station, an hour later, Wilkins is conscious of a sudden odd feeling
of calm, almost of content, which puzzles him until he thinks a bit.
Finally he has it—this is what he is going to fight for, what all the
Allies are fighting for: this pleasant, crowded civilian life; the
dainty Frenchwomen going by on the arms of their permissionnaires, the
fine old buildings, the hum of peaceful pursuits. In the schools and at
the waiting dépôt he had nearly lost sight of real issues; but now it
all comes back.
At his hotel he calls up Captain X——of the American Aviation,—an old
friend, who is in Paris on duty,—and is lucky enough to catch him at
his apartment. They dine at the Cercle des Alliés—the old Rothschild
palace, now made into a great military club, where one can see many
interesting men of all the Allied armies lunching and dining together.
Dinner over, they drop in at the Olympia, watch the show a bit, and
greet a multitude of friends who stroll about among the tables. A great
deal of air-gossip goes on: A——has just bagged another Boche; B——,
poor chap, was shot down two days ago; C—— is a prisoner, badly
wounded. At a table near by, Wilkins, for the first time, sets eyes on
Lufbery, the famous American "ace," his breast a mass of ribbons, his
rather worn face lit up by a pleasant smile as he talks to a French
officer beside him.
At eleven our young pilot says good-bye to his friend and walks through
the darkened streets to his hotel. What a joy, to sleep in a real bed
again! The train leaves at noon, which will give him time for a late
breakfast and a little shopping in the morning. After the first real
night's sleep in a month, and a light war-time breakfast of omelet,
bacon, broiled kidneys, and coffee, he is on the boulevards again,
searching for a really good pair of goggles, a fur-lined flying cap to
replace the hopeless helmet, and a pair of heavy mittens. Old friends,
in the uniforms of American subalterns, are everywhere; many wear the
stiff-looking wings of the American Flying Corps on their breasts. All
are filled with envy to hear that he is leaving for the front; their
turn will come before long, but meanwhile the wait grows tiresome.
At length it is train time, and so, hailing a taxi and picking up his
bag on the way, Wilkins heads (let us say) for the Gare de l'Est,
getting there just in time to reserve a place and squeeze into the
dining-car, which is crowded with officers on their way to the front.
These are not the embusqué type of officers which he has been
accustomed to in the schools,—clerkish disciplinarians, insistent on
all the small points of military observance,—but real fighting men and
leaders; grizzled veterans of the Champagne and the Somme, hawk-nosed,
keen-eyed, covered with decorations.
Back in his compartment, our pilot dozes through the afternoon, until,
just as it has become thoroughly dark, the train halts at Robinet. On
the platform, half a dozen pilots of the escadrille, smart in their
laced boots and black uniforms, are waiting to welcome the newcomer, and
escort him promptly to the mess, where dinner is ready. Dinner over, he
is shown to his room—an officer's billet, with a stove, bathtub, and
other unheard-of luxuries.
Next morning, one of his new comrades calls for Wilkins, presents him to
the captain, who proves very chic and shows him his machine, which has
just been brought out from the dépôt. The armorer is engaged in fitting
a Vickers gun on it, so Wilkins spends the rest of the day at the
hangar, sighting the gun, adjusting his belt, installing altimeter,
tachometer, and clock.
An hour before sundown all is ready; so the American climbs into his
seat for a spin, fully aware that many appraising eyes will watch his
maiden performance. Off she goes with a roar, skimming low, over the
field, until her full speed is attained, when the pilot pulls her up in
a beautiful "zoom," banking at the same time to make her climb in a
spiral. Up and up and up, her motor snarling almost musically—and
suddenly she stops, quivers, and plunges downward, spinning. A hundred
yards off the ground she straightens out magically, banks stiffly to the
left, skims the hangars, and disappears. The mechanicians watching,
hands on hips, below, nod to one another in the French way. "Il marche
pas mal, celui-là," they say—high praise from them.
Wilkins, meanwhile, has flown down the river, to where a target is
anchored in a broad shallow. Over it he tilts up and dives until the
cross hairs in his telescopic sight center on the mark. "Tut-tut-tut,"
says the Vickers, and white dashes of foam spring out close to the
canvas. He nods to himself as he turns back toward the aerodrome.
At dinner there is much talk, as the weather has been good. A—— and
L—— had a stiff fight with a two-place Hun, who escaped miraculously,
leaving their machines riddled with holes. M—— had a landing cable cut
by a bullet; J——had a panne, and was forced to land uncomfortably
close to the lines. At eight o'clock an orderly comes in with the next
day's schedule: "Wilkins: protection patrol at 8 A.M."
The French have not the English objection to "talking shop," and over
the coffee the conversation turns to the difficulties of bringing down
Huns and getting them officially counted—"homologue" the French call
it. The great airmen, of course,—men like Bishop, Ball, Nungesser, and
Guynemer,—get their thirty, forty, or fifty Boches; but nevertheless it
is a very considerable feat to get even one, and growing harder every
day. Nearly all the German hack-work—photography, reglage of artillery,
observation, and so forth—is now done by their new two-seaters, very
fast and handy machines and formidable to attack, as they carry four
machine-guns and can shoot in almost any direction. Most of the fighting
must be done in their lines; and far above, their squadrons of Albatross
single-seaters watch ceaselessly for a chance to pounce unseen.
Add to this the fact that, to get an official count, the falling Hun
must be checked by two independent observers, such as
observation-balloon men, and you can see that it is no easy trick.
Just before bedtime, the leader of the morning's patrol explains the
matter to Wilkins. The rendezvous is over a near-by village at three
thousand feet. Wilkins is to be last in line on the right wing of the V,
a hundred yards behind the machine ahead of him. Signals are: a wriggle
of the leader's tail means, "Open throttles, we're off"; a sideways
waving of his wings means, "I'm going to attack; stand by"; or, "Easy, I
see a Boche."
After a not entirely dreamless sleep and a cup of coffee, our hero is at
the hangars at 7.30, helping his mechanic give the "taxi" a final
looking over. At 8 he takes the air and circles over the meeting-place
till the V is formed. Just as he falls into his allotted station the
leader, who has been flying in great circles, throttled down, wriggles
his tail, opens the throttle wide, and heads for the lines, climbing at
a hundred miles an hour.
Wilkins is so busy keeping his position that he has scarcely time to
feel a thrill or to look about him. Suddenly, from below comes a vicious
growling thud, another, and another: Hrrrump, hrrrump, hrrrump. He
strains his head over the side of the fuselage. There below him, and
horribly close, he thinks, dense black balls are springing out—little
spurts of crimson at their hearts. The patrol leader begins to weave
about to avoid the "Archies," banking almost vertically this way and
that in hairpin turns, and poor Wilkins, at the tail end, is working
frantically to keep his place. He has never seen such turns, and makes
the common mistake of not pulling back hard enough when past forty-five
degrees. The result is that he loses height in a side-slip each time,
and gets farther and farther behind his man.
Meanwhile, far up in the blue, their shark-like bodies and broad short
wings glimmering faintly in the upper sunlight, a patrol of Albatross
monoplaces is watching. Thousands of feet below, close to the trenches,
they see the clumsy photographic biplaces puffing back and forth about
their business. Above these, they see the V of Spads turning and
twisting as they strive to stay above the photographers they are
protecting. But wait, what is wrong with the Spad on the right end of
the V—a beginner surely, for at this rate he will soon lose his patrol?
As if a silent signal had been given, five Albatrosses detach themselves
from the flock, and reducing their motors still more, point their sharp
noses downward, and begin to drift insensibly nearer.
Wilkins has been having a tough time of it, and at last, in a
three-hundred-foot wing-slip, has lost his comrades altogether, and is
flying erratically here and there, too intent and too new at the game to
watch behind him. Suddenly, two sparks of fire like tiny shooting stars
whizz by him, a long rip appears in the fabric of his lower wing, and
next moment, clear and unmistakable, he hears, "Tut, tut, tut, tut." He
nearly twists his head off, and perceives with horror that five sinister
forms, gray, sharp-snouted, and iron-crossed, are hemming him in, above,
below, behind. His thoughts, which occupy possibly a second and a half,
may be set down roughly as follows: "Five Boche single-seaters—too
many—must beat it—how? Oh, yes—climb in zigzags and circles, heading
for our lines."
Leaving Wilkins for a moment, I must tell you a curious thing which
shows that men have much in common with dogs. You know how, in his own
yard, a fox-terrier will often put a mastiff to flight—and a
fox-terrier, at that, who fears for his life when he ventures on the
street? The same thing applies to flying—over the German lines you have
a sort of a small, insignificant feeling, look at things
pessimistically, and are apt to let your imagination run too freely. The
minute you are over friendly country, that changes: your chest
immediately expands several inches, you become self-assertive, rude, and
over-confident. Thus Wilkins.
In a wild series of zooms and half-spirals, to throw off his pursuers'
aim, he reaches his own lines safely, and finds that all but one
Albatross have given up the chase. One of them, possibly a beginner
anxious for laurels, is not to be thrown off; so the American resolves
to have a go at him.
They are at twelve thousand feet. The German is behind and slightly
below, maneuvering to come up under the Spad's tail. A second's
thought, and Wilkins banks sharply to the left, circles, and dives
before the Boche has realized that it is an air-attack. With the wind
screaming through his struts, he sees the enemy's black-leather helmet
fair on the cross hairs of the telescope, and presses the catch of the
gun. A burst of half a dozen shots, a pull and a heave to avoid
collision. As he rushes past the Albatross, he sees the pilot sink
forward in his seat; the machine veers wildly, begins to dive, to spin.
Good God—he's done it—what luck—poor devil!
And that night at mess, Wilkins stands champagne for the crowd.
Young H—— has had another wild time. He ran across a very fast German
two-seater ten miles behind our lines, fought him till they were twenty
miles inside the Boche lines, followed him down to his own aerodrome,
circled at fifty feet in a perfect hail of bullets, killed the Hun
pilot as he walked (or ran) from machine to hangars, riddled the
hangars, rose up, and flew home.
He shot away over four hundred rounds—a remarkable amount from a
single-seater bus, as the average burst is only five or six shots before
one is forced to maneuver for another aim.
On a raw foggy day, in the cozy living-room of our apartment, with a
delicious fire glowing in the stove, and four of the fellows having a
lively game of bridge, one is certainly comfortable—absurdly so. Talk
about the hardships of life on the front!
The mess is the best I have seen, and very reasonable for these times—a
dollar and a half per day each, including half a bottle of wine, beer,
or mineral water at each meal. A typical dinner might be: excellent
soup, entrée, beefsteak, mashed potatoes, dessert, nuts, figs, salad.
While no man would appreciate an old-fashioned home-type American meal
more than I, one is forced to admit that the French have made a deep
study of cookery and rations designed to keep people in the best shape.
There is a certain balance to their meals—never too much concentrated,
starchy, or bulky food. The variety, considering the times, is really
wonderful. Breakfasts my pal and I cook ourselves, occasionally breaking
out some delicacy such as kidneys en brochette.
We have an amusing system of fines for various offenses: half a franc if
late for a meal; a franc if over fifteen minutes late; half a franc for
throwing bread at the table; half a franc for breaking a tail-skid (on a
"cuckoo"); a franc for a complete smash; a franc and a half if you hurt
yourself to boot; and so on. A fellow hit a tree a while ago, had a
frightful crash, and broke both his legs. When he leaves the hospital,
the court will decide this precedent and probably impose on him a
ruinous fine.
Of course no one ever pays a fine without passionate protests; so our
meals are enlivened by much debate. As we have a very clever lawyer and
a law student almost his equal, accuser and accused immediately engage
counsel, and it is intensely entertaining to hear their impassioned
arraignments and appeals to justice and humanity: deathless Gallic
oratory, enriched with quotations, classical allusions, noble gestures;
such stuff as brings the Chamber to its feet, roaring itself hoarse; and
all for a ten-penny fine!
A good bit of excitement lately, over uniforms. In aviation, one knows,
there is no regulation uniform: each man is supposed to wear the color
and cut of his previous arm. The result is that each airman designs for
himself a creation which he fondly believes is suited to his style of
soldierly beauty—and many of these confections haven't the slightest
connection with any known French or Allied uniform. One may see
dark-blue, light-blue, horizon-blue, black, and khaki; trousers turned
up at the bottom; open-front tunics (like a British officer), and every
variety of hat, footwear, and overcoat.
I, for instance (being in the Foreign Legion), wear khaki, open-fronted
tunic, a very unmilitary khaki stock necktie, Fox's puttees, and United
States Army boots. Naturally, I have to duck for cover whenever I see
the general loom up in the offing; for he is a rather particular, testy
old gentleman, very military, and can't abide the "fantaisies" of the
aviator tribe. Lately he has caught and severely reprimanded several of
the boys; so I guess that I shall have to have the tailor make certain
unfortunate changes in my garments.
The weather of late has been wretched for flying. A low, frosty mist
hangs over the countryside; the trees, especially the pines, are
exquisite in their lacy finery of frost. The few days we have of decent
weather are usually interesting, as the Hun ventures over chez nous to
take a few photographs, and with a little luck the boys are able to
surprise him into a running fight. At night, when the tired war-birds
buzz home to roost, a crowd of pilots and mechanics gathers before the
hangars. All gaze anxiously into the northeastern sky. The captain paces
up and down—though he has flown four hours, he will not eat or drink
till he has news of his pilots. Jean is missing, and Charlot, and
Marcel. Night is drawing on—the sky flushes and fades, and faces are
growing just a trifle grave.
Suddenly a man shouts and points—Jean's mechanician,—and high up in
the darkening east we see three specks—the missing combat patrol. Next
moment the hoarse drone of their motors reaches our ears; the sound
ceases; in great curving glides they descend on the aerodrome. We hear
the hollow whistling of their planes, see them, one after another, clear
the trees at ninety miles an hour, dip, straighten, and rush toward us,
a yard above the grass. A slight bumping jar, a half-stop, and each
motor gives tongue again in short bursts, as the pilots taxi across to
the hangars, snapping the spark on and off.
Then a grand scamper to crowd around our half-frozen comrades, who
descend stiffly from their "zincs," and tell of their adventures, while
mechanics pull off their fur boots and combinations. Other "mecanos" are
examining the machines for bullet- and shrapnel-holes—often a new wing
is needed, or a new propeller; sometimes a cable is cut half through.
Snatches of talk (unintelligible outside the "fancy") reach one; we, of
course, know only the French, but the R.F.C. stuff is equally cryptic.
"Spotted him at four thousand eight, 'piqued' on him, got under his
tail, did a chandelle, got in a good rafale, did a glissade, went into a
vrille, and lost so much height I could not catch him again."
An R.F.C. man would say, "Spotted him at forty-eight hundred, dove on
him, got under his tail, did a zoom, got in a good burst, did a
side-slip, went into a spin," etc. I may say that "chandelle" or "zoom"
means a sudden, very steep leap upward (limited in length and steepness
by the power and speed of the machine). Some of our latest machines will
do the most extraordinary feats in this line—things that an old
experienced pilot in America would have to see to believe. A "glissade"
is a wing-slip to the side, and down; a "vrille" is a spinning
nose-dive.
Among the younger pilots are several who entertain spectators with all
sorts of acrobatic feats over the aerodrome. A fine exhibition of skill
and courage, but foolish at times—especially after a fight, when vital
parts may be dangerously weakened by bullet-holes. Too much acrobacy
strains and weakens the strongest aeroplane. I believe in doing just
enough to keep your hand in, as in fights you are forced to put enough
unusual stresses on your bus.
I hope to know very soon whether or not we are to be transferred to the
American army. The long delay has worked hardships on a good many of us,
as of course no pilot could begin to live on the pay we get. The
Franco-American Flying-Corps fund (for which, I believe, we must thank
the splendid generosity of Mr. Vanderbilt) has helped immensely in the
past, but some of the boys are in hard straits now. I hope we shall be
transferred, because the pay will make us self-supporting, and any
American would rather be in United States uniform nowadays, in spite of
the bully way the French treat us, and our liking for our French
comrades, with whom it will be a wrench to part.
The point regarding our present pay is this: all French aviators are
volunteers, knowing conditions in the air-service beforehand. Before
volunteering, therefore, they arrange for the necessary private funds;
if not available, they keep out of flying. We get two and a half francs
a day (as against five sous in the infantry), but on the other hand, we
are lodged, and forced by tradition to live, like officers. It is fine
for the chap who has a little something coming in privately, but tough
for the one who is temporarily or permanently "broke."
Our boys are going to do splendid things over here. Everywhere one sees
discipline, efficiency, and organization that make an American's chest
go out. The first slackness (unavoidable at the start of a huge and
unfamiliar job) has completely disappeared. People at home should know
of all this as quickly and as much in detail as expedient: they are
giving their money and their flesh and blood, and prompt and racy news
helps wonderfully to hearten and stimulate those whose duty is at home.
For myself, there is nowhere and nobody I would rather be at present
than here and a pilot. No man in his senses could say he enjoyed the
war; but as it must be fought out, I would rather be in aviation than
any other branch. A pleasant life, good food, good sleep, and two to
four hours a day in the air. After four hours (in two spells) over the
lines, constantly alert and craning to dodge scandalously accurate
shells and suddenly appearing Boches, panting in the thin air at twenty
thousand feet, the boys are, I think, justified in calling it a day. I
have noticed that the coolest men are a good bit let down after a dogged
machine-gun fight far up in the rarefied air. It may seem soft to an
infantryman—twenty hours of sleep, eating, and loafing; but in reality
the airman should be given an easy time outside of flying.
I was unfortunate enough to smash a beautiful new machine yesterday. Not
my fault; but it makes one feel rotten to see a bright splendid thing
one has begun to love strewn about the landscape. Some wretched little
wire, or bit of dirt where it was not wanted, made my engine stop dead,
and a forced landing in rough country full of woods and ditches is no
joke. I came whizzing down to the only available field, turned into the
wind, only to see dead ahead a series of hopeless ditches which would
have made a frightful end-over-end crash. Nothing to do but pull her up
a few feet and sail over, risking a loss of speed. I did this, and
"pancaked" fairly gently, but had to hit ploughed ground across the
furrow. The poor "coucou"—my joy and pride—was wrecked, and I climbed,
or rather dropped, out, with nothing worse than a sore head, where the
old bean hit the carlingue. Now all the world looks gray, though our
captain behaved like the splendid chap he is about it: not a word of the
annoyance he must have felt.
The very finest motors, of course, do stop on occasions. Better luck, I
hope, from now on.
As the days go by, I find much that is novel and interesting about the
aerial war, which in reality is quite different from any idea of it that
I had had. I will try to give a rough idea of how the upper war is
carried on.
The trenches, sometimes visible, often quite invisible from the heights
at which one flies, form the dividing line between us and the Boche.
Behind them, at distances of from seven to fifteen miles, are the
aerodromes—a few acres of tolerably flat land, three or four or half a
dozen hangars (often cleverly camouflaged), barracks, and sheds for
automobiles. Each side, of course, knows pretty well the locations of
the enemy aerodromes. This gives rise to a certain amount of give and
take in the bombing line, which, in the end, accomplishes very little.
It is a curious fact that in certain sectors the aviator's life is made
miserable by this ceaseless bombing, while in other places a species of
unwritten understanding permits him to sleep, at least, in peace. I have
a friend in a far-off escadrille who has to jump out of bed and dive for
the dugouts nearly every clear night, when the sentry hears the
unmistakable Mercedes hum close overhead, the shutting off of the
motor, and the ominous rush of air as the Huns descend on their mark. He
knows that the Germans get as good as, or better than they give—but the
knowledge does not make up for lost sleep. In my sector, on the other
hand, we could blow the Boche aerodromes to atoms and they could
probably do as much for us, but neither side has started this useless
"strafing." Just before an attack, such bombing might be of military
value; otherwise it only harasses vainly men who need what sleep they
get, and destroys wealth on both sides, like exchanging men in checkers
without profiting in position. I have heard parlor warriors at home say,
"By all means make war as unpleasant as possible—then it won't happen
again." But there is a limit to this, when nothing of tactical value is
accomplished.
The aerodromes are the headquarters of the different squadrons, each of
which is specialized in some type of work. Military aviation divides
itself into certain groups, requiring different types of machines and
different training for pilot or observer. These groups are day-bombing,
night-bombing, observation, photography, artillery fire-control, and
chasse. I would like to tell you all about the different buses used, but
of course one is not at liberty to do so. In general, bombing-machines
are rather large two-seaters or three-seaters, designed to rise to great
heights, where they are very fast, and capable of carrying heavy loads
for long distances. They are, naturally, well armed, but depend (for
safely carrying out their missions) principally on their speed at
altitudes of eighteen thousand feet or more. Photography, observation,
and artillery control machines, on the other hand, must be fast at lower
altitudes, handy in a fight, and speedy climbers. They are, so far as I
know, always two-seaters, and are really the most important of all
aeroplanes. I believe that all the allied designers should work together
to produce a single uniform type of two-seater—small, quick to
maneuver, and very fast up to fifteen or sixteen thousand feet. Such
machines, flying about their work in small groups, are truly formidable
things for single-seater scouts to attack, as they are nearly as fast
and handy, and have the enormous advantage of being able to shoot
backward as well as forward. With light double-controls for the
machine-gun man or observing officer (who would take a few lessons in
emergency flying), they could not be brought down by killing the
pilot—a most valuable feature.
The Boches have such machines,—particularly the Rumpler,—which are
tough nuts to crack, even when outnumbered. Two of our boys had a
running fight with a Rumpler recently, and dove at him alternately for
thirty minutes over forty miles of country. Both were nearly brought
down in the process—and they failed to bag the enemy machine, though at
the last they did for the observer. This shows the great value of the
fast two-place bus. I doubt if people at home are aware of the
difficulties of designing a two-seater which one could pronounce,
without hesitation, the best. It must have four major qualities: speed,
climbing ability, diving speed, and handiness. The need of strength, or
high factor of safety, goes without saying. Speed is simply a matter of
power and head resistance, and is comparatively easy to attain alone;
the rub comes in combining with it the requisite climbing power, and
factor of safety. The Germans, in general, seem to believe in a very
heavy, substantial motor, which cuts their climbing to a certain extent,
but gives them a very fast dive. The Allies' machines, I should say,
are slightly faster climbers, but cannot follow a diving Hun. And so it
goes—to have one quality in perfection, another must be sacrificed.
Last of all come the single-seaters, whose sole purpose is to fight.
Many different types have been tried—monoplanes, biplanes, and
triplanes, with different kinds of fixed and rotary motors. At present
the biplane seems to have it (though I have seen an experimental
monoplane that is a terror), as the monoplane is by nature too weak, and
the triplane (magnificent otherwise!) is too slow in diving for either
attack or escape.
The work the different groups perform seems to be roughly the same in
the Allied and enemy armies. The day-bombers fly at great heights,
sometimes escorted and protected by single-seaters. The night-bombers
fly fairly low, never escorted. Photographers, observers, and artillery
regulators have a nasty job, as they must fly rather low, constantly
subjected to a galling attention from old Archibald. When their mission
requires it, they are escorted by chasse machines—a job that
single-seater pilots do not pine for, because they often go twenty or
thirty miles into "Bochie," where motor-trouble means a soup diet till
the end of the war; and because, at low altitudes, hovering over a slow
"cuckoo," the anti-aircraft gunners have too good a time.
The single-seaters may be divided into two classes: the first does
escort work about half the time, the second does nothing but parade up
and down the lines, hunting for trouble. The last are the élite among
airmen. Unfortunately I am not one of them, as they are recruited only
from tried and skillful pilots. As to fighting, there is a good deal of
popular misconception. One imagines picturesque duels to the death,
between A (the great French or English ace) and X (his German
competitor)—the multitude of straining, upturned eyes, the distant
rattle of shots, the flaming spin of the loser. As a matter of fact, a
duel between two monoplaces, handled by pilots of anything like equal
skill, who are aware of each other's presence, is not unlikely to end
without bloodshed. Bear in mind that they can shoot only forward, that
the gun must be aimed by aiming the whole machine (to which it is fixed
immovably), and that a twisting, climbing, banking aeroplane, traveling
at over one hundred miles per hour, is no joke to hit in its small
vitals, and you can see that this must be so.
The truth is, that the vast majority of fights which end in a victory
are between scouts and two-seaters, and that it needs two scouts to
attack one biplace with anything like even chances of winning. Think a
moment. The two-seater is nearly as fast and handy as you are; he can
therefore avoid you and shoot forward almost as well, and in addition,
he has a man astern who can shoot up, sideways, and backwards with most
superior accuracy. This disconcerting individual, it is true, cannot
shoot straight down when the wings are horizontal, but to enable him to
do so, the pilot has only to tilt the machine to the necessary angle.
Now, suppose two French monoplaces sight an Iron-Crossed two-seater.
Flying at sixteen thousand feet, they see French shrapnel in white puffs
bursting below them at two thousand feet, and several miles away. They
change their course, and presently, dodging in and out among the fleecy
balls, they espy a fast biplace, heavily camouflaged in queer splotches
of green, brown, and violet. Coming nearer, they make out the
crosses—ha, a Boche! Nearer and nearer they come, till they are four
hundred yards behind and six hundred feet above the enemy, who has seen
them and is making tracks for home. Three hundred yards, by the way, is
the closest one may safely approach a machine-gun in the air. At this
point A dives on the Boche to about two hundred and fifty yards, shoots
a short burst, and veers off. The German machine-gunner lets him have a
rafale, but meanwhile B has dived under and behind the enemy's tail.
There he stays, at a fairly safe distance, with his eye on the rudder
above him, ready to anticipate the banks which might enable the gunner
to get in a burst. As soon as A sees that B is beneath the Boche, he
dives and shoots again. The gunner is in a quandary—if he aims at A, B
will slip up and forward, rear his machine into position, and deliver a
possibly deadly burst. If he devotes his attention to B, A will be safe
to make a dive to dangerously close quarters. There you have the theory
of the most common of all attacks—but in reality it is more difficult
than it sounds. The three machines are traveling at great speed, and
constantly twisting, rearing, and diving. It is the easiest thing in the
world to pass another plane, turn to follow it, and see nothing, no
matter how you strain your eyes. In passing, your combined speed might
be roughly one hundred and twenty yards per second, and you are both
moving in three dimensions. The object for which you search may be to
the side, ahead, above, below; and every second of your search may be
increasing its distance at enormous speed.
It is bitterly cold, and I am sitting in our cozy mess-room waiting for
lunch, which is at twelve. A dense fog hangs over the aerodrome, and the
trees are beautifully frosted.
Just had word that a boy who was at Avord in my time has bagged one of
the "Tangos"—no mean feat. It is the crack escadrille of all
Germany—Albatross DIII's, driven by the pick of the Hun fighting
pilots, and commanded, I believe, by Von Richthofen—the most famous of
German aces. They are a formidable aggregation, recognizable by rings of
tango red around their Iron Crosses, and stripes of the same color along
the fuselage. For a young pilot to bring one of these birds down in one
of his first flights over the lines is a wonderful piece of luck and
skill.
On days (like to-day) when the weather makes flying impossible, the
fellows sleep late, make a long, luxurious toilet, breakfast, and stroll
down to the hangars, where they potter around their "zincs," feeling
over the wires, adjusting the controls, tinkering their machine-guns, or
perhaps fitting on some sort of new trick sight. Sights are a hobby with
every pilot and nearly every one has different ideas on the subject,
advocating telescopic or open, one or two-eye outfits. Then, if one is
extra careful, he takes out the long belt of cartridges, feels each
bullet to make sure it is tightly crimped in the shell, and pushes and
pulls the shells until all are exactly even. "Jams" are the curse of
this game, and no amount of trouble is too much, if it insures a smooth
working gun. Some jams can be fixed in the air, but others render you
defenseless until you can land.
Each pilot has his own mechanic, who does nothing but look after his
bus, and is usually a finished comedian in addition to being a crack
mechanic. In truth, I never ran across a more comical, likable,
hard-working crew than the French aviation mechanics. They are mostly
pure Parisian "gamins"—speaking the most extraordinary jargon, in which
everything but the verbs (and half of them) is slang, of the most
picturesque sort. Quick-witted, enormously interested in their work,
intelligent and good-natured, they are the aristocrats of their trade,
and know it. You should see them when they go on leave. Jean or Chariot,
ordinarily the most oily and undignified of men, steps out of the
squadron office arrayed in a superb blue uniform, orange tabs on his
collar, a mirror-like tan belt about his waist—shaven, shorn, shining
with cleanliness, puffing an expensive-looking, gilt-banded cigar. Is it
fancy—or is there a slight condescension in his greeting? Well, it is
natural—you can never hope to look so superbly like a field-marshal. A
little crowd of pals gathers around, for it is just after lunch; and
presently the motorbus draws up with a scream of brakes and a cloud of
dust. The motor has "AV" in big letters on the side, and its driver (not
to be confounded with any mere ambulance or lorry chauffeur) would feel
it a disgrace to travel under forty miles an hour, or to make anything
but the most spectacular of turns and stops. The driver produces a
silver cigarette case, passes it round, takes a weed, taps it on his
wrist, and chaffs the permissionnaire about a new godmother on whom he
is planning to call in Paris.
Presently the captain steps out of his office; the departing one spins
about, head back and chest out, cigar hidden in his left hand;
"click"—his heels come together magnificently, and up goes his right
hand in a rigid salute. Smiling behind his mustache, our extremely
attractive captain salutes in return, and shakes Chariot's hand warmly,
wishing him a pleasant leave. He is off, and you can picture him
to-morrow strolling with princely nonchalance along the boulevards. What
if he earns but five cents a day—he saves most of that, and his pilot
presents him with a substantial sum every Saturday night, all of which
is put away for the grand splurge, three times a year.
In Paris, you will recognize the type—well dressed in neat dark blue,
orange collar with the group number on it, fingernails alone showing the
unmistakable traces of his trade, face, eyes and manner registering
interest and alert intelligence. As likely as not you see him on the
terrace of some great café—a wonderfully smart little midinette (his
feminine counterpart) beside him, with shining eyes of pride—and at the
next table a famous general of division, ablaze with the ribbons of half
a dozen orders.
The "mecanos" dress as nearly like pilots as they dare, and after flying
is over in the evening are apt to appear about the hangars in the
teddy-bear suits and fur boots of the "patron." Some funny things happen
at such times. There is a class of officers, called "officers of
administration," attached to squadrons and groups of aviation, who do
not fly, but look after the office and business end of the équipe. They
are worthy men and do absolutely necessary work, but somehow are not
very swank.
One day it became known that the revered Guynemer was to visit a certain
escadrille, and naturally all the officers were on fire to shake the
hero's hand—a reminiscence to hand down to their children's children.
The administration officer—a first lieutenant—was late in getting away
from the bureau, and when he got to the field, Guynemer had landed, left
his machine, and gone to have the sacred apéritif of five o'clock.
Meanwhile, the chief comedian of all the mechanics, dressed by chance in
his pilot's combination and boots, and proud to tinker (with reverent
fingers) the famous Spad, had run out to where it stood, filled it with
gas and oil, touched up the magneto, and cleaned a couple of plugs. The
officer, as he came to the hangars, perceived the well-known "taxi,"
with the stork on its side, and a furry figure strolling towards him. A
snap of heels, the position of attention, and he was saluting (as he
thought) one of the most glorious figures of France. The comedy
mechanician—taking in the situation at a glance—strolled magnificently
by, with a careless salute and a nod. The officer never inquired who it
was he had saluted—but what a tale to pass around the barrack stove on
winter evenings! Mistaken for Guynemer! Saluted by a two-striper!
In clothes and get-up the mechanics follow the pilots' lead, but in
language the situation is reversed—we take pride in memorizing,
chuckling over, and using at every opportunity the latest word or phrase
invented by these gifted slangsters. An aeroplane is never "avion" or
"appareil," but "zinc," "taxi," or "coucou." Motor is "moulin"—to start
it, one "turns the mill." In the aviation, one does not eat, one
"pecks." One is not killed—one "breaks one's face," though face is not
the inelegant word in use. Gasoline is "sauce"; to open the throttle,
you "give her the sauce." A motor breakdown is not, as in the automobile
service, a "panne," but a "carafe"—heaven knows why! and so on.
Life out here is in many ways a contrast to the last six months. Though
only a beginner, a bleu, I am Somebody, through the mere fact of being a
pilot, and most of all a pilote de chasse—a most chic thing to be. I
must dress well, shave daily, wear my hair brushed straight back and
long,—in contrast to all other branches of the army,—have my boots and
belt polished like a mirror, and frequent only the best café in town.
These are, of course, unwritten rules, but sternly lived up to—and I
confess that the return of self-respect, after months of dirt and
barrack life, is not unpleasant.
Our escadrille, composed of ten French pilots, two Americans, and the
officers, is really a very decent crowd of chaps of good family and
education. Frenchmen of this kind are good fellows and pleasant
companions, differing from us only on certain racial points of outlook
and humor. Among them are two lawyers (with all the French lawyer's
delicate wit, irony, and love of play on words), a large wine-grower (if
you can grow wine), a professional soldier from Morocco, a medical
student, and my room-mate, a most attractive chap, an English
public-school man, whose family are French importers in London. He has
been nearly everywhere, is absolutely bi-lingual, and is the sort of man
who is at home in any kind of company.
From time to time, of course, some one is brought down, and though I
dislike it intensely, one feels that decency demands one's presence at
the funeral. Elaborate, rather fine ceremony usually, where the Gallic
emotional nature appears at its best. At the last one, for instance, the
captain (brave as a lion, and a man to his finger-tips) was overcome in
the midst of his speech of eulogy and burst into tears. Impossible to an
Anglo-Saxon, but to me there was something very fine in the sight of
this splendid officer, frankly overcome with grief at the loss of one of
his men. When the ceremony is over, each pilot and friend comes to pay
respect to the departed comrade, takes up in turn an implement shaped
like an Indian-club, dips it in holy water, makes a sign with it over
the coffin, draped in the Tri-color, and sprinkles a few drops of water
on the flag.
At our mess, we have queer little things of glass to rest knife and fork
on, while the dishes are being changed; and last night at dinner, when
the captain's orderly assigned one pilot to a particularly ticklish
mission, an irrepressible American youth who was dining with us picked
up one of these knife-rests (shaped exactly like a holy-water
sprinkler), stood up very solemnly, made the sign over his victim, and
sprinkled a few drops on his head. Amid roars of laughter every one at
the table stood up in turn and did likewise. A harmless joke to us, but
I am not sure of its good taste to a Frenchman.
If I had known France before the war I could decide better a question
that constantly occurs to me: "Has France grown more religious with
war?" The educated Frenchman is certainly the most intelligent, the most
skeptical, the least inclined to take things on trust of all men, yet on
the whole I am inclined to believe that religious feeling (by no means
orthodox religion) has grown and is growing. In peace times, death seems
a vitally important thing, to be spoken of with awe and to be dreaded,
perhaps as the end of the game, if you chance to be a materialist.
All that is changed now. You go to Paris on leave, you spend two or
three days delightfully with Bill or Jim or Harry, a very dear friend,
also in on leave from his battery, regiment, or squadron.
A week later some one runs up to you with a long face. "Bill got crowned
on Thursday," he says; "joined a Boche patrol by mistake and brought
down before he saw the crosses. Poor old cuss." You sigh, thinking of
the pleasant hours you have passed with Bill—your long talks together,
his curious and interesting kinks of outlook, the things which make
personality, make one human being different from another. Somehow your
thoughts don't dwell on his death as they would in peace-times—a week
or a month later your mind has not settled into taking for granted his
non-existence. Next time you visit Paris, you hasten to his former
haunts—half expecting to find him absorbing a bock and expounding his
peculiar philosophy.
Is there a life after death? Of course there is—you smile a little to
yourself to think you could ever have believed otherwise. This, I am
confident, is common experience nowadays. The belief that individuality
ceases, that death is anything but a quick and not very alarming change,
is too absurd to hold water. It is a comforting thought and gives men
strength to perform duties and bear losses which in ordinary times would
come hard.
I have just been made popotier—I don't know what you call it in
English, but it means the individual who attends to the mess: buys
provisions, wine, and so forth, makes out menus, keeps accounts, and
bosses the cook. A doubtful honor, but one of which I am rather proud
when I think that a crowd of French officers have entrusted to me the
sacred rites of the table. I was never much of a gourmet, but what
little I know stands me in good stead.
To-day was the occasion of the first considerable feast under my
régime—a lunch given by the officers of our squadron to some
distinguished French visitors. The cook and I held long and anxious
consultations and finally turned out a meal on which every one
complimented us: excellent hors d'œuvres, grilled salmon steaks,
roast veal, asparagus, and salad. A dry Chablis with the fish and some
really good Burgundy with the roast. Not bad for the front, really.
I give the cook each night enough money for the next day's marketing.
The following evening he tells me the amount of the day's expenses,
which sum I divide by the number present, giving each man's share for
the day. Very simple.
Since I got my new machine I have become a genuine hangar-loafer. It is
so delicate and complicated that my unfortunate mechanics have to work
practically all the time to keep me going. The only way to get the work
done well is to know about it yourself; and so, against my instincts, I
have been forced for the first time to study the technical and
mechanical side of my bus.
Some say, "The pilot should never know too much about his machine—it
destroys his dash." Perhaps they are right—certainly a plunge into this
maze of technicalities destroys his sleep—there is an unwholesome
fascination about it: hundreds of delicate and fragile parts, all
synchronized as it were and working together, any one of which, by its
defection, can upset or even wreck the whole fabric. A simple
motor-failure, even in our own lines and at a good altitude, is no joke
in the case of the modern single-seater. Small and enormously heavy for
its wing-surface, it first touches ground at too high a speed for
anything but the longest and smoothest fields. In pannes of this sort,
the pilot usually steps out of the most frightful-looking wreck smiling
and quite unhurt; but you can scarcely imagine the chagrin and
depression one feels at breaking a fine machine. I did it once, and it
made me half sick for a week, though it was not really my fault at all.
After lunch, instead of taking a nap as one does when on duty at
daybreak, I go to the "bar" to read letters and papers and see friends
from the other squadrons. As I go in the door, five friends in flying
clothes go out.
"See you in two hours," says Lieutenant D——. "Let's have a poker game;
I've got a patrol now."
"All right," I say, "I'll be here"—though I'm not very keen on French
poker, which is somewhat different from ours.
The two hours pass in a wink of time as I lie in a steamer-chair,
reading and reveling in the warm drowsy May afternoon. A sound of
motors, the hollow whistling rush of landing single-seaters, and I
glance out of the door. Here they come, lumbering across the field—but
only four. I get up hastily and run to where the flight-commander is
descending stiffly from his bus. His face is long, as we crowd around.
"Where's D——?" I ask anxiously.
"Brought down, I'm afraid," he answers. "We chased some two-seaters
twenty-five miles into the Boche lines, and nine Albatrosses dropped on
us. Got two of them, I think; but after the first mix-up, I lost track
of D——, and he didn't come back with us."
A melancholy little procession heads for the bar, and while the affair
is being reëxplained, the telephone rings.
"Lieutenant D—— has been found at X——. He was shot through the
chest, but managed to regain our lines before he died. He was on the
point of landing in a field when he lost consciousness. The machine is
not badly smashed."
At a near-by table, a dice game, which started after lunch and has been
interrupted to hear the news, continues. I resume my place in my chair
and spread out the Paris "Herald"—unable to focus my mind on the
steamship arrivals or the offensive. Poor old D——!
We have had lovely weather for the past fortnight—long warm days have
made the trees burst into leaf and covered the meadows with
wild-flowers. The quail have begun to nest—queer little fellows, quite
unlike ours, whose love-song is, "Whit, twit, whit," with a strong
emphasis on the first "whit."
Sometimes, at night, a nightingale, on a tree outside my window, charms
me to wakefulness with his dripping-sweet music.
These are strenuous days—I have done nothing but fly, eat, and sleep
for a fortnight. Our "traveling circus" has been living up to its
name—going about from place to place with amazing mobility and speed. I
have lived for a week with no baggage but the little bag I carry in my
plane. It contains one change of light underwear, one pair of socks,
tooth-brush, tooth-paste, tobacco, sponge, soap, towel, shaving things,
mirror, a first-aid kit, and a bottle of eau de cologne. With this I can
weather a few days anywhere until the baggage-trucks catch up.
Our mobility is marvelous—we can receive our orders at daybreak,
breakfast, and land in a place a hundred miles away in an hour and a
half. Then a little oil and petrol, and we are ready to bounce
something off the local Boche. I could easily write a large calf-bound
volume on nothing but my experiences of the past week—one of the most
strangely fascinating (in retrospect) of my life, though saddened by the
loss of two of our pilots, one an American.
We had no sooner got to this place than we were sent out on a
patrol—six of us, with a French lieutenant, a special friend of mine,
as flight-commander. None of us had flown before in this sector, and a
young American (S——, of New York) was making his second flight over
the lines. The weather was wretched, thick, low-hanging clouds with a
fine drizzle of rain—visibility almost zero. While mechanics filled the
machine, I pored over my map till I had all necessary landmarks
thoroughly in mind. At last the captain glanced at his watch and
shouted, "En voiture!"
I climbed into my tiny cockpit, loaded my gun with a snap of the lever,
wiped the sights free of moisture, and sank back in my seat, while my
mechanic adjusted the belt which holds one tight in place. Up went the
captain's hand, and almost with a single roar the six motors started.
One after another we rushed across the field, rose to the low ceiling of
the clouds, and swept back, bunched like a flock of teal. The
flight-commander's head, a black leather dot in his cockpit, turned
swiftly for a glance back. All there and well grouped; so he headed for
the lines, flying so low that we seemed to shave the spires of village
churches. Soon the houses ceased to have roofs—we were over the front.
A great battle was raging below us—columns of smoke rose from the towns
and the air was rocked and torn by the passage of projectiles. Far and
near the woods were alive with the winking flash of batteries. Soon we
were far into the German lines; deep coughs came from the air about us
as patches of black sprang out. But we were too low and our speed was
too great to be bothered by the Boche gunners. Suddenly the clouds broke
for an instant, and across the blue hole I saw a dozen Albatrosses
driving toward us—German single-seaters, dark ugly brutes with broad
short wings and pointed snouts. Our leader saw them too, and we bounded
upward three hundred feet, turning to meet them. The rest happened so
swiftly that I can scarcely describe it coherently. Out of the tail of
my eye I saw our leader dive on an Albatross, which plunged spinning to
the ground. At the same instant I bounded upward to the clouds and
dropped on a Boche who was attacking a comrade. I could see my gun
spitting streams of luminous bullets into the German's fuselage. But
suddenly swift incandescent sparks began to pour past me, and a glance
backward showed three Albatrosses on my tail. I turned upside down,
pulled back, and did a hairpin turn, rising to get behind them. Not a
German machine was in sight—they had melted away as suddenly as they
came.
Far off to the south four of our machines were heading back toward the
lines. Feeling very lonely and somewhat de trop, I opened the throttle
wide and headed after them. Just as I caught up, the leader signaled
that he was done for, and glided off, with his propeller stopped.
Praying that he might get safely across to our side, I fell in behind
the second in command. Only four now—who and where was the other?
Anxiously I ranged alongside of each machine for a look at its number.
As I had feared, it was the American—a hot-headed, fearless boy, full
of courage and confidence, but inexperienced and not a skillful pilot.
No word of him since. Did he lose the patrol in a sharp turn and get
brought down by a prowling gang of Albatrosses, or did he have
motor-trouble which forced him to land in the enemy lines? These are the
questions we ask ourselves, hoping for the best.
An hour after we landed at our field, a telephone message came, saying
that Lieutenant de G—— had landed safely a thousand yards behind the
firing-line, with three balls in his motor.
The captain sent for me. "Take my motor-car," he said, "and go fetch de
G——. The machine is in plain view on a hill. I am giving you two
mechanics, so do your best to save the instruments and machine-gun. The
Boche artillery will probably drop shells on the machine before
nightfall."
The trip proved rather a thriller, for at this point the old-fashioned
picture-book trenchless warfare was in full blast. Picking up de G——,
we hid the car in a valley and sneaked forward under an unpleasant fire
of shrapnel and high explosives. The unconcerned infantry reserves,
chaffing and smoking where they lay hidden in fields of ripe wheat,
stiffened our slightly shaky nerves. Poor timid aviators, completely out
of their element—I heaved a sigh of relief that came from the very
soles of my feet when at last our task was done, and with our cargo
safely stowed, we sped out of the valley and back toward the rear. Hats
off to the infantry!
Next day two of us went patrolling with the captain—a famous "ace"
whose courage and skillful piloting are proverbial and who never asked
one of his men to do a thing he hesitated to do himself. He was
particularly fond of Americans (one of Lufbery's pallbearers), and on
many occasions had done things for me which showed his rare courtesy and
thoughtfulness. None of us dreamed, as he laughed and joked with us at
the breakfast-table, that it was his last day of life.
The details of this patrol will always be fresh in my mind. We were
flying at about seven thousand feet, the three of us, I on the captain's
right. At six thousand, stretching away into the German lines, there was
a beautiful sea of clouds, white and level and limitless. Far back, a
dozen miles "chez Boche," a flight of Albatrosses crawled across the
sky—a roughly grouped string of dots, for all the world like migrating
wildfowl. Suddenly, about seven or eight miles in, a Hun two-seater
poked his nose above the clouds, rose leisurely into view, and dove
back. I was quite sure that he had not seen us. The captain began at
once to rise, turning at the same time to take advantage of the sun, and
for a few minutes we wove back and forth, edging in till we were nearly
over the spot where the Boche had appeared. At last our patience was
rewarded. The Boche emerged from the clouds, seemed to hesitate an
instant like a timid fish rising from a bed of seaweed, and headed for
the lines, where doubtless he had some reglage or reconnaissance to do.
Our position was perfect—in the sun and well above the enemy. The
captain banked vertically and plunged like a thunderbolt on the German,
I following a little behind and to one side. At one hundred and fifty
yards, streaks of fire poured from his two guns, and as he dove under
the German's belly I got into range. Dropping vertically at a speed (I
suppose) of two hundred and fifty miles an hour, with the wind screaming
through the wires, I got my sights to bear and pulled the trigger.
Faintly above the furious rush of air, I could hear the stutter of my
gun and see the bullets streaking to their mark. It was over in a wink
of time: as I swerved sharply to the left, I caught a glimpse of the Hun
machine-gunner, in a great yellow helmet and round goggles, frantically
getting his gun to bear on me. A pull-back and I shot up under his tail,
tilted up, and gave him another burst.
But what was this—as I opened the throttle, the engine sputtered and
died! I dove steeply at once to keep the propeller turning, realizing in
a flash of thought that the long fast dive had made the pressure in my
gasoline tank go down. A turn of the little lever put her on the small
gravity tank called the "nurse"; but no luck—something was wrong with
the valve. Nothing to do but pump by hand, and I pumped like a madman.
Seven miles in the enemy lines and dropping like a stone—I was what the
French call très inquiet. Three thousand feet, two thousand, a
thousand—and I pumped on, visions of a soup-diet and all the tales I
had heard of German scientific food substitutes flashing through my
mind. Five hundred; a splutter from the engine, and at two hundred feet
above a ruined village she burst into her full roar, and I drew a breath
for the first time in the descent. Crossed the lines three hundred feet
up with full throttle and the nose down, and didn't get a bullet-hole!
I was unable to find the others, and as my petrol was low I went home.
The rest I have from the other pilot.
The captain apparently had the same trouble as I, for he continued his
dive to about three thousand feet, followed by the other. The German,
when last seen, was diving for the ground, so we shall never know
whether or not we got him. Rising again above the sea of clouds, the
captain attacked the rear man of a patrol of eleven Albatrosses which
passed beneath him. Turning over and over aimlessly, the Hun fell out
of sight into the clouds. At this moment three Boches dove on the
captain from the rear—his machine burst into flames and dove steeply
toward our lines. Our remaining pilot, hopelessly outnumbered,
extricated himself with difficulty and arrived a few minutes after me,
his bus riddled with balls. We found the captain's body, just behind the
firing-line. He had been killed by three bullets, but had retained
consciousness long enough to get to friendly ground before he died. A
splendid officer and a true friend, whom we all mourn sincerely.
The past fortnight has been rather stirring for us—constant flying,
plenty of fights, and the usual moving about. One gets used to it in
time, but at first it is a wrench to a man of my conservative nature and
sedentary habits. This time we have struck it rich in a village where
soldiers are still welcome. I have a really charming room in the house
of the principal family—well-to-do people who own the local factory.
Great sunny south windows, running water, and a soft snowy bed, scented
with lavender! A day of rest to-day, as they are installing a new motor
in my "taxi"; so I am planted at a little table, looking out through my
window on a warm peaceful scene of tiled roofs, rustling leaves, and a
delicious sky across which float summery clouds. Not a uniform in sight,
not a sound of a cannon—the war seems an impossible dream.
The last day at our old field I had a narrow escape. Two of us were
flying together up and down the lines at about four thousand feet. The
other chap had allowed me to get pretty far in the lead, when I spied,
about two thousand feet below me, a strange-looking two-seater, darkly
camouflaged, on which I could see no insignia. I dove on him, but not
headlong, as the English have a machine on similar lines, and it was not
until I was quite close that I made out two tiny black crosses set in
circles of orange. By this time the machine-gunner was on the alert,
and just as I was going to give him a burst, flac, flac, flac, bullets
began to pass me from behind. Holes suddenly appeared in my wings; in
another moment whoever was shooting would have had me, so I rose steeply
in a sharp turn, saw nothing, turned again and again, and finally,
disappearing in the distance after the two-seater, I made out two little
Pfalz scouts, painted dark green.
My comrade, who was having engine trouble, saw the whole thing. The
Boche single-seaters were well behind the larger plane they were
protecting,—somehow I missed seeing them,—and when I dove at their pal
they rose up under my tail and let me have it with their four guns.
Only some rotten shooting saved me from being brought down. The hardest
thing for a new pilot to learn is the proper combination of dash and
wariness: neither produces results alone; both are absolutely essential.
One must bear in mind two axioms: first, bring down the enemy; second,
don't get brought down yourself. A disheartening number of young pilots,
full of dash and courage, trained at great expense to their country, get
themselves brought down on their first patrol, simply because they lack
skill and the necessary dash of wariness. A good general does not
ordinarily attack the enemy where he is strongest.
Our field was deserted: the mechanics were packing to leave, and my
machine—old Slapping Sally—stood mournfully in the corner of a hangar.
I stowed my belongings in the little locker at my side, had her wheeled
out, adjusted my maps, and in five minutes was off on my long trip over
unknown country. Our maps are really marvelous. With the compass to
check up directions of roads, railroads, canals, and rivers, one can
travel hundreds of miles over strange country and never miss a crossroad
or a village. If, however, you allow yourself to become lost for an
instant, you are probably hopelessly lost, with nothing to do but land
and locate yourself on the map.
When I left, there was a gale of wind blowing, with spits of rain; and
in fifteen minutes, during which I had covered forty miles, the clouds
were scudding past at three hundred feet off the ground, forcing me at
times to jump tall trees on hills. A bit too thick. Seeing a small
aerodrome on my right, I buzzed over and landed, getting a great
reception from the pilots, who had never examined one of the latest
single-seaters. It is really comical, with what awe the pilots of slower
machines regard a scout. They have been filled full of mechanics'
stories about "landing at terrific speed—the slightest false movement
means death," and the like; whereas in reality our machines are the
easiest things in the world to land, once you get the trick.
In a couple of hours the weather showed signs of improvement, so I shook
hands all round and strapped myself in. To satisfy their interest and
curiosity, I taxied to the far edge of the field, headed into the wind,
rose a yard off the ground, gave her full motor, and held her down to
within thirty yards of the spectators, grouped before a hangar. By this
time Sally was fairly burning the breeze—traveling every yard of her
one hundred and thirty-five miles an hour; and as my hosts began to
scatter, I let her have her head. Up she went in a mighty bound at
forty-five degrees, nine hundred feet in the drawing of a breath. There
I flattened her, reduced the motor, did a couple of "Immelman turns"
(instead of banking, turn upside-down, and pull back), and waved
good-bye. Rather childish, but they were good fellows, and really
interested in what the bus would do.
All went well as far as Paris, where I had one of the classic Paris
breakdowns, though genuine enough as it chanced. Landed in the suburbs,
got a mechanic to work, and had time for a delicious lunch at a small
workmen's restaurant. Treated myself to a half bottle of sound Medoc and
a villainous cigar with the coffee, and got back just in time to find
them testing my motor. The rest of the trip was uneventful. I arrived
here in the early afternoon and installed myself for the night in these
superb quarters.
This is the classic hour for French pilots to foregather in excited
groups to expliquer les coups—an expressive phrase for which I can
recall no exact equivalent in English. They (or rather we) spend a full
hour every evening in telling just how it was done, or why it was not
done, and so on, ad infinitum. Snatches of characteristic talk reach
your ears—(I will attempt a rough translation). "You poor fish! why
didn't you dive that time they had us bracketed?—I had to follow you
and I got an éclat as big as a dinner-plate within a foot of my back."
"Did you see me get that Boche over the wood? I killed the observer at
the first rafale, rose over the tail, and must have got the pilot then,
for he spun clear down till he crashed."
"See the tanks ahead of that wave of assault? Funny big crawling things
they looked—that last one must have been en panne—the Boches were
certainly bouncing shells off its back!"
"Raoul and I found a troop of Boche cavalry on a road—in khaki, I
swear. Thought they were English till we were within one hundred
metres. Then we gave them the spray—funniest thing you ever saw!"
"Yes—I'll swear I saw some khaki, too. Saw a big column of Boche
infantry and was just going to let 'em have it when I saw horizon-blue
guards. Prisoners, of course."
You can imagine pages of this sort of thing—every night. At the bar we
have a big sign: "Ici on explique les coups." At the mess, another:
"Défense d'expliquer les coups ici." There are limits.
As mess-officer I have been going strong of late—nearly every day one
or two or three "big guns" (grosses huiles, the French call them) of
aviation drop in to lunch or dinner. Down from a patrol at 10.30, and
scarcely out of the machine, when up dashes our cook, knife in one hand
and ladle in the other, fairly boiling over with anxiety. "Commandant
X—— and his staff are coming to lunch—I can't leave the stove—what
on earth shall we do?"
An hour and a half. Just time for the cyclist to buzz down to the
nearest town for some extra hors d'œuvres, salad, and half a dozen
old bottles. In the end everything runs off smoothly, and when the white
wine succeeds the red, the usual explication des coups begins—highly
entertaining inside stuff, from which one could cull a whole backstairs
history of French aviation. It has been my privilege to meet many famous
men in this way—great "aces" and great administrators of the flying
arm; men whose names are known wherever European aviators gather. I wish
I could tell you half the drolleries they recount, or reproduce one
quarter of the precise, ironical, story-telling manner of a cultivated
Frenchman.
A captain who lunched with us to-day, bearer of an historic name, was
recently decorated (somewhat against his will) for forcing a Boche to
land in our lines. The truth is that in the single combat high above the
lines, the captain's motor failed and he coasted for home, maneuvering
wildly to escape the pursuing Hun's bullets. A few kilometres within our
lines the German motor failed also, and down they came together—the
Boche a prisoner, the Frenchman covered with not particularly welcome
glory. Not all our guests knew the story, and one high officer asked the
captain how he maneuvered to drive down the Boche. "Oh, like this,"
erratically said the captain, illustrating with frantic motions of an
imaginary stick and rudder.
"But the Boche—?" inquired the other, puzzled, "how did you get him
down—where was he?"
"Ah, the Boche; he was behind me," answered the captain.
Another officer, recently promoted to a very high position in the
aviation, is a genuine character, a "numero" as they say here. He
recently spent many hours in perfecting a trick optical sight,
guaranteed to down a Boche at any range, angle, or speed. He adored his
invention, which, he admitted, would probably end the war when fully
perfected, and grew quite testy when his friends told him the thing was
far too complicated for anything but laboratory use. At last, though he
had reached a non-flying rank and had not flown for months, he installed
the optical wonder on a single-seater and went out over the lines to try
it out. As luck would have it, he fell in with a patrol of eight
Albatrosses, and the fight that followed has become legendary. Boche
after Boche dove on him, riddling his plane with bullets, while the
inventor, in a scientific ecstasy, peered this way and that through his
sight, adjusting set-screws and making hasty mental notes. By a miracle
he was not brought down, and in the end a French patrol came to his
rescue. He had not fired a shot! At lunch the other day some one asked
what sort of a chap this inventor was, and the answer was so exceedingly
French that I will reproduce it word for word: "He detests women and
dogs; he has a wife he adores, and a dog he can't let out of his sight."
A priceless characterization, I think, of a testy yet amiable old
martinet.
One of my friends here had the luck, several months ago, to force a
Zeppelin to land. A strange and wonderful experience, he says, circling
for an hour and a half about the huge air-monster, which seemed to be
having trouble with its gas. He poured bullets into it until his supply
was exhausted, and headed it off every time it tried to make for the
German lines. All the while it was settling, almost insensibly, and
finally the Hun crew began to throw things out—machine-guns, long belts
of cartridges, provisions, furniture, a motley collection. In the end it
landed intact in our lines—a great catch. The size of the thing is
simply incredible. This one was at least ninety feet through, and I
hesitate to say how many hundred feet long.
Three more of our boys gone, one of them my most particular pal. Strange
as it seems, I am one of the oldest members of the squadron left. We
buried Harry yesterday. He was the finest type of young French
officer—an aviator since 1913; volunteer at the outbreak of war; taken
prisoner, badly wounded; fourteen months in a German fortress; escaped,
killing three guards, across Germany in the dead of winter, sick and
with an unhealed wound; back on the front, after ten days with his
family, although he need never have been a combatant again. A charming,
cultivated, witty companion, one of the most finished pilots in France,
and a soldier whose only thought was of duty, his loss is a heavy one
for his friends, his family, and his country. For a day and a night he
lay in state in the church of a near-by village, buried in flowers sent
by half the squadrons of France; at his feet his tunic ablaze with
crosses and orders. It was my turn to stand guard the morning his family
arrived, and I was touched by the charming simple piety of the
countryfolk, who came in an unending stream to kneel and say a prayer
for the soul of the departed soldier. Old women with baskets of bread
and cheese on their arms brought pathetic little bouquets; tiny girls of
seven or eight came in solemnly alone, dropped a flower on Harry's
coffin, and knelt to pray on their little bare knees. The French
peasants get something from their church that most of us at home seem to
miss.
At last the family came—worn out with the long sad journey from their
château in middle France. Harry's mother, slender, aristocratic, and
courageous, had lost her other son a short time before, and I was nearer
tears at her magnificent self-control than if she had surrendered to her
grief. Her bearing throughout the long mass and at the grave-side was
one of the finest and saddest things I have ever seen in my life. Poor
old Harry—I hope he is in a paradise reserved for heroes—for he was
one in the truest sense of the word.
I got absolutely lost the other day, for the second time since I have
been on the front. I was flying at about nineteen thousand feet, half a
mile above a lovely sea of clouds. I supposed I was directly over the
front, but in reality there was a gale of wind blowing, drifting me
rapidly "chez Boche." Three thousand feet below, and miles to the
northeast, a patrol of German scouts beat back and forth, a string of
dots, appearing and disappearing among the cloudy peaks and cañons. Too
strong and too far in their lines to attack, I was alternately watching
them and my clock—very cold and bored. Suddenly, straight below me and
heading for home at top speed, I saw a big Hun two-seater, with enormous
black crosses on his wings.
At such a moment—I confess it frankly—there seem to be two individuals
in me who in a flash of time conclude a heated argument. Says one,
"You're all alone; no one will ever know it if you sail calmly on,
pretending not to see the Boche."
"See that Boche," says the other; "you're here to get Germans—go after
him."
"See here," puts in the first, who is very clever at excuses, "time's
nearly up, petrol's low, and there are nine Hun scouts who will drop on
you if you dive on the two-seater."
"Forget it, you poor weak-kneed boob!" answers number two heatedly.
"Dive on that Hun and be quick about it!"
So I dived on him, obeying automatically and almost reluctantly the
imperious little voice. With an eye to the machine-gunner in the rear, I
drove down on him almost vertically, getting in a burst point-blank at
his port bow, so to speak. Pushing still farther forward on the stick, I
saw his wheels pass over me like a flash, ten yards up. Pulled the
throttle wide open, but the motor was a second late in catching, so that
when I did an Immelman turn to come up under his tail, I was too far
back and to one side. As I pulled out of the upside-down position,
luminous sparks began to drive past me, and a second later I caught a
glimpse of the goggled Hun observer leaning intently over his cockpit
as he trained his gun on me.
But beside old Slapping Sally his machine was as a buzzard to a falcon;
in a breath I was under his tail, had reared almost vertically, and was
pouring bullets into his underbody. "You will shoot me up, will you?" I
yelled ferociously—just like a bad boy in a back-yard fight. "Take
that, then—" at which dramatic instant a quart of scalding oil struck
me in the face, half in the eyes, and half in my open mouth. I never saw
the Boche again, and five minutes later, when I had cleaned my eyes out
enough to see dimly, I was totally lost. Keeping just above the clouds
to watch for holes, I was ten long minutes at one hundred and thirty
miles per hour in getting to the lines, at a place I had never seen
before.
Landed at a strange aerodrome, filled Sally up, and flew home
seventy-five miles by map. As usual, every one had begun the old story
of how I was not a bad chap at bottom, and had many noble qualities
safely hidden away—when I strolled into the bar. Slight sensation as
usual, tinged with a suspicion of mild disappointment.
Almost with regret, I have turned faithful old Slapping Sally over to a
newly arrived young pilot, and taken a new machine, the last lingering
echo of the dernier cri in fighting single-seaters. I had hoped for one
for some time, and now the captain has allotted me a brand-new one,
fresh from the factory. It is a formidable little monster, squat and
broad-winged, armed to the teeth, with the power of two hundred and
fifty wild horses bellowing out through its exhausts.
With slight inward trepidations I took it up for a spin after lunch. The
thing is terrific—it fairly hurtles its way up through the air, roaring
and snorting and trembling with its enormous excess of power. Not half
so pleasant as Sally, but a grimly practical little dragon of immense
speed and potential destructiveness. At a couple of thousand feet over
the field, I shut off the motor and dived to try it out. It fairly took
my breath away—behind my goggles my eyes filled with tears; my body
rose up in the safety-belt, refusing to keep pace with the machine's
formidable speed. In a wink, I was close to the ground, straightened
out, and rushing low over the blurred grass at a criminal gait—never
made a faster landing. It is a tribute to man's war-time ingenuity, but,
for pleasure, give me my old machine.
The psychology of flying would be a curious study, were it not so
difficult to get frankly stated data—uninfluenced by pride,
self-respect, or sense of morale. I only know my own feelings in so far
as they represent the average single-seater pilot. Once in the air, I
am perfectly contented and at home, somewhat bored at times on dull
days, or when very high and cold. On the other hand, I have never been
strapped in a machine to leave the ground, without an underlying slight
nervousness and reluctance; no great matter, and only an instant's
mental struggle to overcome, but enough perhaps to prevent me from
flying the very small and powerful machines, for pleasure, after the
war. I often wonder if other pilots have the same feeling—it's nothing
to be ashamed of, because it does not, in the slightest, prevent one's
doing one's duty, and disappears the moment one is in the air. I can
give you its measure in the fact that I always prefer, when possible, to
make a long journey in my machine, to doing it in the deadly slow
war-time trains. Still, it's a choice of evils. It is hard to give
reasons, but certainly flying is not an enjoyable sport, like riding or
motoring, once the wonder of it has worn off; simply a slightly
disagreeable but marvelously fast means of transport. The wind, the
noise, the impossibility of conversation, the excessive speed—are all
unpleasant features. These are partially redeemed by the never-ceasing
wonder of what one sees. One's other senses are useless in the air, but
what a feast for the eyes! Whole fruitful domains spread out beneath
one, silvery rivers, smoking cities, perhaps a glimpse of the far-off
ragged Alps. And when, at eighteen or twenty thousand feet, above a
white endless sea of clouds, one floats almost unconscious of time and
space in the unearthly sunshine of the Universe, there are moments when
infinite things are very close.
The Riverside Press
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