Mr. Gliddon’s Cigar Divan.
King Street, Covent Garden.
Our readers, whom, between ourselves,
and without flattery, we take to be as social
a set of persons as can be, people of an
impartial humanity, and able to relish
whatever concerneth a common good, whether
a child’s story or a man’s pinch of
snuff, (for snuff comes after knowledge,)
doubtless recollect the famous tale of the
Barmecide and his imaginary dinner in the
Arabian Nights’ Entertainments. We hereby
invite them to an imaginary cigar and cup
of coffee with us in a spot scarcely less
oriental—to wit, our friend Gliddon’s Divan
in King-street. Not that our fictitious enjoyment
is to serve them instead of the real
one. Quite the contrary; our object being
to advance the good of all parties,—of our
readers, inasmuch as they are good fellows
in their snuffs,—of our friend, who can
supply them in a manner different from
any body else,—and of ourselves, because
the subject is a pleasant one, and brings us
all together agreeably. Those who have
the greatest relish for things real, have also
the best taste of them in imagination. We
confess, that for our private eating (for a
cigar, with coffee, may truly be said to be
meat and drink to us) we prefer a bower
with a single friend; but for public smoking,
that is to say, for smoking with a
greater number of persons, or in a coffee-room,
especially now that the winter is
coming on, and people cannot sit in bowers
without boots, commend us to the warmth,
and luxury, and conspiracy of comforts, in
the Cigar Divan.
In general, the room is occupied by individuals,
or groups of individuals, sitting
apart at their respective little mahogany
tables, and smoking, reading, or talking
with one another in a considerate undertone,
in order that nobody may be disturbed.
But on the present occasion we
will have the room to ourselves, and talk as
we please. In the East it is common to see
dirty streets and poor looking houses, and
on being admitted into the interior of one
of them, to find yourself in a beautiful
room, noble with drapery, and splendid
with fountains and gilded trellices. We do
not mean to compare King-street with a
street in Bagdad or Constantinople. We
have too much respect for that eminent
thoroughfare, clean in general, and classical
always; where you cannot turn, but you
meet recollections of the Drydens and
Hogarths. The hotel next door to the
Divan is still the same as in Hogarth’s picture
of the Frosty Morning; and looking
the other way, you see Dryden coming out
of Rose Alley to spend his evening at the
club in Russell-street. But there is mud
and fog enough this weather to render the
contrast between any thoroughfare and a
carpeted interior considerable; and making
due allowance for the palace of an effendi
and the premises of a tradesman, a person’s
surprise would hardly be greater, certainly
his comfort not so great, in passing from
the squalidness of a Turkish street into the
gorgeous but suspicious wealth of the apartment
of a pasha, as in slipping out of the
mud, and dirt, and mist, and cold, and
shudder, and blinking misery of an out-of-door
November evening in London, into
the oriental and carpeted warmth of Mr.
Gliddon’s Divan. It is pleasant to think,
what a number of elegant and cheerful
places lurk behind shops, and in places
where nobody would expect them. Mr.
Gliddon’s shop is a very respectable one;
but nobody would look for the saloon beyond
it; and it seems in good oriental
keeping, and a proper sesame, when on
touching a door in the wall, you find yourself
in a room like an eastern tent, the
drapery festooned up around you, and views
exhibited on all sides of mosques, and
minarets, and palaces rising out of the
water.
But here we are inside ourselves. What
do you think of it?
B. This is a tent indeed, exactly as you
have described it. It seems pitched in the
middle of the Ganges or Tigris; for most
of the views are in the midst of water.
J. Yes; we might fancy ourselves a
party of British merchants, who had purchased
a little island in an Eastern gulf,
and built themselves a tent on it to smoke
in. The scenes, though they have a panoramic
effect, are really not panoramic daubs.
This noble edifice on the left, touched in
that delicate manner with silver, (or is it
rather not gold?) unites the reality of architecture
built by mortal hands, with the
fairy lustre of a palace raised by enchantment.
One has a mind to sail to it, and
get an adventure.
E. And this on the left. What a fine
sombre effect that mountain with a building
on it has in the background;—how
dark yet aerial! You would have a very
solemn adventure there,—nothing under a
speaking stone-gentleman, or the loss of
your right eye.
O. Well, this snug little corner for me,
under the bamboos; two gigantic walking-sticks
in leaf! A cup of coffee served by
a pretty Hindoo would do very well here;
and there is a temple to be religious in,
when convenient. ’Tis pleasant to have
all one’s luxuries together.
T. If there is any fault, it is in the
scene at the bottom of the room, which is
perhaps too full of scattered objects. But
all is remarkably well done; and as the
newspapers have observed, as oriental as
any thing in the paintings of Daniel or
Hodges.
C. Are you sure we are not all Mussulmen?
I begin to think I am a Turk
under the influence of opium, who take
my turban for a hat, and fancy I’m speaking
English. We shall have the sultan
upon us presently.
L. With old Ibrahim to give us the
bastinado. I have no fair Persian at hand
to offer him; and, if I had, wouldn’t do
it. But here’s ——; he shall have
him.
O. (grinding with laughter.) What, in
woman’s clothes, to beguile him, and play
the lute?
L. No; as a fair dealer; no less a prodigy,
especially for a bookseller. You
should save your head every day by a new
joke; and we would have another new
Arabian Nights, or the Adventures of Sultan
Mahmoud and the Fair Dealer. You
should be Scheherezade turned into a man.
Every morning, the prince’s jester should
say to you, “Brother Scratch-his-head, if
you are awake, favour his Majesty with a
handsome come-off.”
E. I cannot help thinking we are the
Calenders, got into the house full of ladies;
and that we shall have to repent, and rub
our faces with ashes, crying out, “This
is the reward of our debauchery: This is
the reward of taking too many cups of
coffee: This is the reward of excessive girl
and tobacco.”
L. But, alas! in that case we should
have the repentance without the lady,
which is unfair. No ladies, I believe, are
admitted here, Mr. Gliddon?
Mr. G. No, sir; it has been often observed
to me, by way of hint, that it was
a pity ladies were not admitted into English
coffee-houses, as they are on the continent;
but this is a smoking as well as a
coffee-room. Ladies do not smoke in England,
as they do in the East; and then, as
extremes meet, and the most respectable
creatures in the world render a place, it
seems, not respectable, I was to take care
how I risked my character, and made my
Divan too comfortable.
O. And we call ourselves a gallant
nation! We also go to the theatres to sit
and hear ourselves complimented on our
liberal treatment of women, and suffer
them all the while to enjoy the standing-room!
C. Women are best away, after all. We
should be making love, while they ought to
be making the coffee.
L. Women and smoking would not do
together, unless we smoked perfumes, and
saw their eyes through a cloud of fragrance,
like Venus in her ambrosial mist. This
room, I confess, being full of oriental
scenes, reminds one of other things oriental—of
love and a lute. I could very well
fancy myself Noureddin, sitting here with
my fair Persian, eating peaches, and sending
forth one of the songs of Hafiz over
those listening waters.
J. The next time Mr. Gliddon indulges
us with a new specimen of his magnificence,
he must give us animate instead of
inanimate scenes, and treat us with a series
of subjects out of the Arabian Nights—lovers,
genii, and elegant festivities.
Mr. G. Gentlemen, here is a little festivity
at hand, not, I hope, altogether
inelegant. Your coffee and cigars are
ready.
C. Ah, this is the substantial picturesque.
I was beginning to long for something
oriental to eat, elegant or not; an East-dumpling
for instance.
H. I wonder whether they have any puns
in the East.
J. To be sure they have. The elegancies
of some of their writers consist of a sort
of serious punning, like the conceits of
our old prosers; such as, a man was “deserted
for his deserts;” or “graceless,
though full of gracefulness, was his grace,
and in great disgrace.”
C. But I mean proper puns; puns
worthy of a Pundit.
L. You have it. It is part of their daily
expunditure. How can there be men and
not puns?
To pun is human; to forgive it, fine.
H. There’s an instance in Blue Beard;
in a pun set to music by Kelly;
Fatima, Fatima, See-limbs here!
C. Good. I think I see Kelly, who used
to stick his arms out, as if he were requesting
you to see his limbs; and Mrs. Bland,
whom he used to sing it to—a proper
little Fatima. Come; I feel all the beauty
of the room, now that one is “having
something.” This is really very Grand,
Signior; though to complete us, I think we
ought to have some Sublime Port.
Mr. G. Excuse me: whining is not allowed
to a true Mussulman.
C. Some snuff, however.
Mr. G. The best to be had.
W. Take some of mine; I have cropped
the flower of the shop.
J. You sneeze, C. I thought you too
old a snuff-taker for that.
C. The air of the water always makes
me sneeze. It’s the Persian gulf here.
W. This is a right pinch, friend C.
I’ll help you at another, as you’ve helped
me.
C. Snuff’s a capital thing. I cannot
help thinking there is something providential
in snuff. If you observe, different refreshments
come up among nations at different
eras of the world. In the Elizabethan
age, it was beef-steaks. Then tea
and coffee came up; and people being
irritable sometimes, perhaps with the new
light let in upon them by the growth of
the press, snuff was sent us to “support
uneasy thoughts.” During the Assyrian
monarchy, cherry-brandy may have been
the thing. I have no doubt Semiramis took
it; unless we suppose it too matronly a
drink for So-Mere-a-Miss.
(Here the whole Assyrian monarchy is
run down in a series of puns.)
H. Gentlemen, we shall make the Tour
of Babel before we have done.
L. Talking of the refreshments of different
ages, it is curious to see how we
identify smoking with the Eastern nations;
whereas it is a very modern thing among
them, and was taught them from the west.
One wonders what the Turks and Persians
did before they took to smoking; just as
the ladies and gentlemen of these nervous
times wonder how their ancestors existed
without tea for breakfast.
J. Coffee is a modern thing too in the
East, though the usual accompaniment of
their tobacco. “Coffee without Tobacco,”
quoth the Persian, as our friend’s learned
placard informs us, “is like meat without
salt.”[479] But coffee is of Eastern growth.
It is a species of jasmin. I remember, in
a novel I read once, the heroine was described
in grand terms, as “presiding at
the hysonian altar;” that is to say, making
tea. This lady might have asked her lover,
whether before his hysonian recreation, he
would not “orientalize in a cup of jessamine.”
W. I met with a little story in a book
yesterday, which I must tell you, not because
it is quite new or very applicable,
but because it is Eastern, and made me
laugh. I don’t know whether it is in the
jest-books; but I never saw it before. A
fellow was going home through one of the
streets of Bagdad with a forbidden bottle
of wine under his cloak, when the cadi
stopped him. “What have you got there,
fellow?” The fellow, who had contrived
to plant himself against a wall, said, “Nothing,
sir.” “Put out your hand, sir.”
The right hand was put out; there was
nothing in it. “Your left, sir.” The left
was put out, equally innocent. “You see,
sir,” said the fellow, “I have nothing.”
“Come away from the wall,” said the
cadi. “No, sir,” returned he, “it will
break.”
H. Good. That is really dramatic. It
reminds me that I must be off to the play.
J. And I.
C. And I.
O. And I. We’ll make a party of it,
and finish our evening worthily with Shakspeare;
one of the greatest of men, and
most good-natured of punsters.
L. By the by, Mr. Gliddon, your room
is not so large as in the lithographic print
they have made of it; but it is more Eastern
and picturesque.
W. We’ll have a more faithful print to
accompany this conversation, for I am resolved
to be treacherous for this night only,
and publish it. It is not a proper specimen
of what my friends could say; but it is not
unlike something of what they do; and
sociality, on all sides, will make the best
of it.
☞
James Sandy, the inventor of these
pocket-utensils, lived a few years ago at
Alyth, a town on the river Isla, in Perthshire,
North Britain. The genius and eccentricity
of character which distinguished
him have been rarely surpassed. Deprived
at an early age of the use of his legs, he
contrived, by dint of ingenuity, not only
to pass his time agreeably, but to render
himself an useful member of society.
Sandy soon displayed a taste for mechanical
pursuits; and contrived, as a
workshop for his operations, a sort of circular
bed, the sides of which being raised
about eighteen inches above the clothes,
were employed as a platform for turning-lathes,
table-vices, and cases for tools of all
kinds. His talent for practical mechanics
was universal. He was skilled in all sorts
of turning, and constructed several very
curious lathes, as well as clocks and musical
instruments of every description, which
were no less admired for the sweetness of
their tone than the elegance of their workmanship.
He excelled, too, in the construction
of optical instruments, and made
some reflecting telescopes, the specula of
which were not inferior to those finished
by the most eminent London artists. He
likewise suggested some important improvements
in the machinery for spinning
flax; and, as before stated, he was the first
who made the wooden-jointed snuff-boxes,
generally called Laurence-Kirk boxes, some
of which, fabricated by this self-taught artist,
were purchased and sent as presents
to the royal family.
To his other endowments he added an
accurate knowledge of drawing and engraving,
and in both these arts produced
specimens of great merit.
For upwards of fifty years Sandy quitted
his bed only three times, and on these occasions
his house was either inundated with
water, or threatened with danger from fire.
His unbounded curiosity prompted him to
hatch different kinds of birds’ eggs by the
natural warmth of his body, and he reared
his various broods with all the tenderness
of a parent. On visiting him it was no
unusual thing to see singing birds of different
species, to which he may be said to
have given birth, perched on his head, and
warbling the artificial notes he had taught
them.
Naturally possessed of a good constitution,
and an active, cheerful turn of mind,
his house was the general coffee-room of
the village, where the affairs of church and
state were freely discussed. In consequence
of long confinement his countenance
had rather a sickly cast, but it was remarkably
expressive, particularly when he was
surrounded by his country friends. This
singular man had acquired by his ingenuity
and industry an honourable independence,
and died possessed of considerable property.
About three weeks before his death
he married.
For the Table Book.
It was a November morning—sullen and
lowering. A dense fog left the houses but
half distinguishable on either side the way,
as I passed through Holborn to the Saracen’s
Head, Snow-hill, where I had taken
my place the preceding evening in the ——
coach, in order to pay a long-promised visit
to my friend and schoolfellow T——. My
feelings were any thing but enviable. They
were in a state of seasonable and almost
intolerable irritation, resulting from all successive
evils of a shivering and early resignation
of enveloping bed-clothes, a hurried
dressing, (productive of an utter failure in
the arrangement of the bow of my neckcloth,)
a trembling hand that caused a gash
in my chin with a blunt razor, (all my
others had been officiously packed up by
Mrs. Sally,) a breakfast swallowed standing,
(which I abominate, as it stands to
reason it must be unwholesome,) tea that
seemed “as if it never would grow cool,”
though poured out in the saucer, and sundry
admonitory twitchings of the bit of
court-plaster on my sliced chin, threatening
the total discomfiture of my habilimentary
economy. All these things tended but
little towards rendering my frame of mind
peculiarly equable, while hurrying forward
towards the point of destination, gulping
down fresh (no not fresh) mouthfuls of the
thick yellow atmosphere, at each extorted
exclamation of disgust and impatience.
At last I arrived in the inn-yard, fully
prepared for an expected look of surprise,
and accompanying exclamation of—“The
—— coach, sir! why, Lord bless you,
sir, it’s off long ago; it leaves here at seven
precisely, and it’s now nearly half past.”
Conceive then what was my agreeable
astonishment when I learned that the real
time was only half past six! I found that,
owing to my anxious fears lest I should be
too late, I had neglected to perceive that
my watch had gained half an hour in the
course of the night; and the shame I now
felt at having thus suffered my irritability to
get the better of me, led me to reflect upon
the patient gentleness of the mild and
amiable Fanny, (my friend’s wife,) who is
indeed a perfect specimen of a delightful
woman. In her are joined those two qualities
so rarely united (yet, which, when
they are so, form a gem)—a truly feminine
and gentle heart, and a strong and well-informed
mind. It is truly delightful to
see her blend the domestic duties of a
housewife, (the fulfilment of which is ever
graceful in a female,) and the affectionate
attentions of a mother and wife, with literary
information and attainments.
I was called off from this pleasing subject
of reflection by a view of the scene
before me. The coach, a handsome, well-built
vehicle, stood on one side of the yard
in all the brilliancy of a highly-varnished
claret ground, and burnishe The
four beautiful, spirited animals belonging
to it, with their glossy bright skins
covered with cloths till the moment of
“putting to,” were then led forth by a fellow
in corduroy breeches, laying in massive
rolls on his large muscular limbs, and terminating
in a pair of dull and never-shining
top-boots—a waistcoat which had been of
red plush, spotted with black; but the
glories of its gules and sable were well
nigh effaced by the long line of successive
cross-quarterings of grease and mud—a
face hard and liny, that looked impenetrable,
and certainly conveyed no idea to my
mind of a “Robin Ostler,” who “never
joy’d since the price of oats rose,” much
less could it have ever been “the death of
him.” He came forward with that slouching
gait and hoarse rasping voice, so well
personified by the admirable and all-observing
Matthews.
Then the coachman appeared—well buttoned
up to the throat in an enormous box-coat
of a whitish drab colour, fastened with
immense mother-o’-pearl buttons—a yellow
silk handkerchief round his neck, reaching
just under the nether lip, and covering the
tips of his ears—a hat with brims, like the
walls of Babylon—and an air of affected
nonchalance, which tells you, that you are
expected to look upon him in a very different
light from the attentive “coachee”
of some few years back. He is now a
complete fine gentleman; for as the gentleman
affects the coachman, why should
not the coachman affect the gentleman?
They are now not to be known apart.
The “luggage” is then brought forth and
“loaded”—and all the passengers installed
in their different places. The last directions
are given. “More last words,” and
a paper of biscuits is handed in at the
coach-window to the little boy who is going
to ——, under the special care of the
coachman, and, as his mamma delightedly
observes, is already become a favourite
with the “kind-looking lady” opposite to
him. The small parcel “to be left at Mr.
K——’s at the small white cottage” is snugly
slipt into the coach-pocket—and the final
“all right” is given from the impatient
passengers “behind.” How different is
the quiet and orderly manner in which a
vehicle is thus despatched to go hundreds
of miles, from the dire bustle and utter
“confusion of tongues” attendant upon the
departure of a French diligence.——
Imagine a spacious yard, paved with
stones shaped like enormous “sugared almonds,”
jutting out in all directions to the
utter annoyance of the five poor animals,
or rather skeletons, in rope harness, which
are about to be yoked to an uncouth machine,
looking the complete antipodes of
rapidity of motion—of a colour perfectly
indescribable, but something approaching
to a dingy red, intermixed with a rusty,
dusty black—straw peeping out in every
direction; whether from roof, or sides, or
entangled among the broken, rickety steps,
which project in awful forewarning of
grazed shins and sprained ancles. The
Conducteur in his dark blue jacket turned
up with scarlet—leather breeches shining
with the perpetual friction of the saddle—boots,
like brewing vats—a hat, very nearly
a “perfect cone,” with a rim, set in the
middle of a regular copse-wood of coal
black hair, surmounting a face whose dark
complexion, fiercely sparkling eyes, and
stiff mustachios, help to give force to the
excessive tension of muscle in his countenance,
which is actually convulsed with ire,
as he sends forth volleys of sacrés and morbleus
at the maudit entêté on the roof, who
persists in loading the different articles in
exact opposition to all the passionate remonstrances
and directions of poor Monsieur
le Conducteur. Femmes de chambres
shrieking at the very top of their voices—“Garçons
of fifty” equally vociferous in
bawling “On vient! on vient!” though no
one calls—Commissionaires insisting upon
the necessity of passports to incredulous
Englishmen, with an incessant “Mais que
diable donc, Monsieur!”—Hordes of beggars
shouting forth their humble petitions of
“Pour l’amour du bon Dieu un petit liard,
Monsieur.” “Ah! Seigneur, qu’est-ce que
j’ai fait de mes clefs!” screams the landlady.
“Sacré nom de tonnerre! tais-toi,
donc,” growls the landlord, in a voice like
the thunder he invokes.
At last the ponderous vehicle is set in
motion amid the deafening clamour of the
surrounding group, and the hideous, unrelentingly,
eternal cracking of the Conducteur’s
detested fouet!
M. H.
For the Table Book.
“Good and bad of all sorts.”
As the “Commissioners” rely on the
trust reposed in the “Pikeman,” I imagine
him to be worthy of being shown in the
most favourable colours. Like a good
sexton, he must attend to his toll—like a
salesman, know his head of cattle—like a
lottery prize-seeker, be acquainted with his
number—like Fielding’s Minos, in his
“Journey from this world to the next,”
shut his gate against those who are brought
up improperly to the bar. A modern Gilpin
should scarcely risk a ride unwittingly
through his demesne.
In the “dead waste and middle of the
night,” when sleep steals over him wearily,
how many calls of the coachman, the chaise
driver, the stanhope gentleman, the important
bagman, and the drover, is he obliged
to obey! The imperative “Pike!”—“Gate!”—“Hallo!”—are
like so many
knells rung in his ear. The clock is a
friend to most men in the various occupations
of life; the shadow on the grass
warns the shepherd and hind to retire to
rest; the dial gives the gardener leave
to quit his vegetable and floral world in
safety till the succeeding morning; but the
pikeman finds no solace in the instructive
progress of his Dutch-clock, or in the more
highly favoured one with a window before its
pulselike-pendulum, (as the person with a
window in his breast,) or in the weather
betokening “man and woman,” who, like
an unhappy couple, never go out together.
Who that has looked upon the pikeman’s
contracted span—his little white-painted
hut, like a showman’s figured canvass—but
shrewdly guesses that the best portions of
his sunside of comforts are on the outside?
What a Jack in the Box![480] He seems in
his room like a singing-bird in a cage. His
cat and dog are his companions, save when
the newsman, postman, or any man, in
short, arrives. Munden’s “Crack” is not
to be seen at every turnpike gate. A magpie,
or blackbird, often hangs and whistles,
like himself, in stationary captivity. Yet
he is a man of some information. The
waggoner, the duellist, the huckster, and
the Gretna folks, in pursuit of romantic
happiness, sometimes make him useful.
The horse patrol consults him in the way
of business; few fights occur without his
knowledge; and even the political express
gives him broad hints as to the secret
operations of his majesty’s ministers. He
is completely au fait in all common concerns
in his vicinity—a local “finger-post.”
Occasionally, I have seen a chubfaced,
curly-headed child playing near his “box”
on the roadside, like idleness in ease, with
rushes and flags round its brow, enjoying
the luxuries of fancied greatness, and twisting
leaves and weeds together—emblems
of our varied and united virtues. And
I have beheld a pikeman’s housewife (if
her dwelling may be called a house) busily
employed within her narrow sphere to
“keep things straight,” and “make both
ends meet,” with an understanding, that
“all’s well that ends well.”[481] And I
have observed her lovely child, kneeling
before its mother on a stool, with its palms
pressed together, in the grateful attitude of
an acknowledged beneficent Providence.
I once knew an upright and a civil pikeman.
He had seen better days.—One of
the beauties of education is, that it distinguishes
a man, however he is placed.—He
was planed down, as a carpenter might
say, from the knots of pride, to smooth
humanity. To use a beautiful, though
much quoted, apostrophe by Avon’s bard,
“I shall not look upon his like again!”
All good characters give useful example:—they
teach as they live, and win inferiors
in virtue by the brightness and placidity of
their decline and fall.
There is a difference between a Tyburn-gate
official, and a promiscuous sojourner,
who guards the pass of a new, lone road,
through which scarcely a roadster trots.
The cockney keeper of cockney riders, is
rarely without “short cut” and the “ready”
in word and deed. In his short-pocketed
white apron he stands defiance, and seems
to say, “Who cares?” His knowing wink
to the elastic arm of the coachee, which indicates
the “all right!” has much meaning
in it. His twirl of the sixpence on his
thumb nail, and rattle of “coppers” for
“small change,” prove his knowledge of
exchange and the world.
The pikeman out of town is allowed a
scrap of garden-ground, which he sedulously
cultivates. In town, he has not the
liberty of a back door—to be acquainted
with his boundaries, you need only look at
the “Farthing pie gate” for an example.
He may be sometimes seen in a chair, in
front of his domicile, making remarks on
“men and manners.” His name hangs on
a thread over his door: if he is an honest
man, equestrians will appreciate his merits,
and do well if they imitate his philosophy.
J. R. P.
Robert North, Esq. of Scarborough.
This portrait, copied from a picture at
Scarborough by Mr. Baynes, jun. and not
before engraven, is of a very worthy person,
whose eccentricities in well doing rendered
him in some degree remarkable. Mr.
Robert North, whom it represents, was born
at that place, of which his father was vicar,
on the second of November, 1702. His
education was liberal. After completing
his studies at one of the universities he
visited the continent, and was distinguished
for refinement of manners and exemplary
benevolence and piety. In the latter part
of his life he sought retirement, and seldom
went abroad except to the church, which he
regularly attended on every occasion when
service was performed. He generally appeared
absorbed in meditation, and was
accustomed to make ejaculatory prayers,
or fervent aspirations, as he walked. Once
in every year he had a sort of gala-day for
the entertainment of his female friends,
whom he charmed by his polite attention
and pleasing conversation. With the next
morning he resumed his usual seclusion for
the ensuing twelvemonth. He lived many
years in full expectation of the commencement
of the millennium.
But that which has given celebrity to
the name of the late “Robert North, Esq.”
at Scarborough is the founding, in the year
1728, of a very useful institution, called “The
Amicable Society,” for clothing and educating
the children of the poor; which under
the government of a president, four trustees,
and four wardens, annually elected,
with a fund for its support, arising from the
weekly subscriptions of the members, collections
made in the church, and other
voluntary donations, continues to flourish.
The number of children thus clothed and
educated, now in the school, is sixty, and
the number of members two hundred and
sixty-five.
This institution has preserved many
children from the contagion of evil example,
and enabled them to follow useful occupations
in life with credit and advantage.
Several, who, by their early education at
this seminary, attained a competent knowledge
of navigation, became mates and
commanders of vessels, and eventually
benefactors and patrons of the institution.
The exact day of Mr. North’s death does
not appear; but his interment is dated in
the parish-register of Scarborough, 14th
October, 1760.
Mr. North, by a singular codicil to his
will, gives one pair of his silver candlesticks
to the celebrated Dr. Young, author
of the poem on the Last Day, &c.; and the
other pair to the Rev. James Hervey, author
of the Meditations among the Tombs, &c.
“I call these,” he says, “in some measure
legacies to the public, having given them
to persons so well able to employ them for
the benefit of mankind.”
The other legacies by this codicil are
usually in themselves remarkable, and all
the bequests are accompanied by remarks,
which denote the peculiar character of the
donor’s disposition: for example—“To the
lady Lowther, of Swillington, a curious
basket made of beads, the product of the
virgin amusements of my grandmother—and
her two sisters—it seeming highly
proper to present a thing, which has gained
the applause of most people, to a person
who I hope has gained the applause of all.
To Mrs. Philadelphia Boycott, my Kerry
seal set in gold, with Mr. Addison’s head
engraven on it—which will be very fitly
deposited in the hands of a lady, whose
letters are much celebrated for their wit
and humour. In pursuance of an old promise,
to Mrs. Barbara Tatton a picture in
needlework, which was likewise made at
the leisure hours of my aforesaid grandmother
and her sisters, and which I suppose
to have been designed for king Charles II.—the
subject of which may perhaps sometimes
engage her to reflect on this great
truth, that the finest wit, if it deviate from
the paths of virtue, is but a more elegant
sort of folly. To Mrs. Christiana Hargrave,
spinster, my silver coffee-pot, silver tea-pot,
the silver stands for them, and my silver
tea-canisters, milk-pot, and tea-spoons—being
all of them baubles of some dignity
and importance, even to women of sense,
when in complaisance to the customs of an
inconsiderate age they condescend to trifle.
To the Rev. Thomas Adam,[482] rector of
Wintringham in Lincolnshire, my mahogany
bureau and bookcase—which may
serve as a cabinet in which to reposit his
manuscripts, till he may think it proper to
make a cabinet of the world. In pursuance
of an old promise to Mrs. Susannah Adam,
his wife, my gold snuff-box—but if the
contents of it prejudice her constitution, I
hope she will upon this occasion follow the
example of many fine ladies, who have
many fine things which they never use.
My silver cup and best silver tankard to
Barnabas Legard, of Brompton, county of
York, Esq., a person qualified by experience
to teach our fine gentlemen a truth,
which perhaps many of them will be surprised
to hear—that temperance is the most
delicious and refined luxury. To ensign
William Massey, (my godson,) son of the
late Capt. John Massey, of Hull, my
sword; and hope he will, if ever occasion
require it, convince a rash world that he
has learned to obey his God as well as his
general, and that he entertains too true a
sense of honour ever to admit any thing
into the character of a good soldier, which
is inconsistent with the duty of a good
Christian.[483] I give the sum of forty pounds,
to be paid into the king’s exchequer.—I
give thirty pounds to be added to the
common stock of our East India company—which
two last legacies I leave, as the
best method I know, though not an exact
one, of making restitution for the injustice
I may have done, in buying (inadvertently)
any uncustomed goods; and which I
hope will be accepted by the great Judge
of all men, in case I do not meet with a
better before I die.—I give the sum of one
hundred pounds to the person who shall
within four years after my decease make
and publish the best tragedy, entitled Virtue
Triumphant—wherein among such
others, as the poet shall think proper to
introduce, shall be drawn the character of
a virtuous man unconquered by misfortunes,
&c. I give the sum of one hundred
pounds to the person who shall, within four
years after my decease, make and publish
the best comedy; wherein—among such
others as the poet shall think proper to introduce—shall
be drawn the four following
characters, viz. of a fine gentleman, a fine
lady, a beau, and a coquet; the two first
to be drawn with a thorough taste for religion
and virtue, accompanied with fine
sense and humour, and to be crowned with
success; the two last with the fopperies
and follies common to persons of these
denominations, and to be made objects of
contempt and ridicule,” &c.[484]
Nothing further appears to be known
respecting Mr. North, except that, through
the “Gentleman’s Magazine” for July,
1734, he proposed, and was the anonymous
donor of fifty pounds, “as a prize for the
poets,” to encourage them “to make the
best poem, Latin or English, on Life, Death,
Judgment, Heaven, and Hell, viz. all the
said subjects jointly, and not any single
one independent of the rest:” and, that
the poets might not be discouraged “upon
suspicion of incapacity in their judges,” he
entirely resigned the decision of the best
poem to “universal suffrage” and election
by “vote;” or, as he is pleased to call it,
in the Magazine for August, “the public
vote of kingdoms.” He presumes that this
scheme “will probably be most agreeable
to the poets themselves, because they will
be tried by such a number as is not capable
of being bribed, and because this
method of determination will, as he conceives,
tend most to the honour of that
poet who shall succeed.” In October he
prescribes that the voters shall sign a declaration,
disclaiming undue influence;
and he suggests, that if the majority of
candidates prefer a determinate number of
judges to the public at large, he will accord
to that arrangement, provided they express
their desires with their poems. Accordingly,
the Gentleman’s Magazine of May,
1735, “informs the candidates, that as the
majority of them are for a decision by a
select number of judges, the donor is desirous
that Mr. Urban should apply to
three particular gentlemen of unexceptionable
merit, to undertake this office;” and
it is announced, that the poems will be
published in “an entire Magazine Extraordinary,”
to render which “acceptable, to
those who have no great taste for poetry,”
there will be added “something of general
use.” In the following July the poems
appeared in the promised “Gentleman’s
Magazine Extraordinary, printed by E.
Cave, at St. John’s Gate, for the benefit of
the poets;” whereto was added, as of “general
use,” agreeably to the above promise,
and for those “who have no great taste in
poetry,” the Debates in the first session of
parliament for 1735.
What gratification Mr. North derived
from his encouragement of “the poets,” is
to be inferred from this—that, in the supplement
to the Gentleman’s Magazine of the
same year, 1735, he announced, that other
prizes thereafter mentioned would be given
to persons who should “make and send”
to Mr. Urban, before the 11th of June, 1736,
the four best poems, entitled “The Christian
Hero”—viz.
“1. To the person who shall make the
best will be given a gold medal, (intrinsic
value about ten pounds,) which
shall have the head of the right hon.
the lady Elizabeth Hastings on one
side, and that of James Oglethorpe,
Esq. on the other, with this motto—‘England
may challenge the world,
1736.’
“2. To the author of the second, a complete
set of Archbishop Tillotson’s
Sermons.
“3. To the author of the third, a complete
set of Archbishop Sharpe’s Sermons.
And,
“4. To the author of the fourth, a set of
Cooke’s Sermons.”
In the Magazine of February, 1736, Mr.
North begs pardon of the lady Elizabeth
Hastings, (a female of distinguished piety,)
for the uneasiness he had occasioned her by
proposing to engrave her portrait on his
prize medal: being, “however, desirous
that the poets should exercise their pens,”
he proposes to substitute the head of archbishop
Tillotson, and “hopes that Mr.
Oglethorpe will be prevailed upon to consent
that the medal shall bear his effigies.”
Several of the poems made by “the poets”
for this second prize appear in the Magazine
of the same year, to which readers,
desirous of perusing the effusions elicited
by Mr. North’s liberality, are referred.
The “James Oglethorpe, Esq.” whose
head Mr. North coveted for his prize medal,
was the late general Oglethorpe, who died
in 1785, at the advanced age of ninety-seven,
the oldest general in the service.
Besides his military employments, first as
secretary and aide-de-camp to prince Eugene,
and afterwards in America, and at
home during the rebellion in 1745, he was
distinguished as a useful member of the
House of Commons, by proposing several
regulations for the benefit of trade and the
reform of prisons. In 1732 he settled the
colony of Georgia, and erected the town of
Savannah, and arrived in England in June,
1734, with several Indian chiefs. This
gentleman’s public services at that time,
and his eminent philanthropy, were inducements
to Mr. North to do him honour.
The following is an interesting account of
the presentation of the Indians at court.
On the 1st of August, 1734, Tomo Chachi,
the king, Senauki his wife, with Tooanakowki,
their son, Hillispilli, the war
captain, and the other Cherokee Indians,
brought over by Mr. Oglethorpe from
Georgia, were introduced to his majesty at
Kensington, who received them seated on
his throne; when Tomo Chachi, micho, or
king, made the following speech, at the
same time presenting several eagles’ feathers,
trophies of their country.
“This day I see the majesty of your face,
the greatness of your house, and the number
of your people. I am come for the good
of the whole nation, called the Creeks, to
renew the peace which was long ago had
with the English. I am come over in my
old days, though I cannot live to see any
advantage to myself; I am come for the
good of the children of all the nations of the
Upper and of the Lower Creeks, that they
may be instructed in the knowledge of the
English.
“These are the feathers of the eagle,
which is the swiftest of birds, and who
flieth all round our nations. These feathers
are a sign of peace in our land, and have
been carried from town to town there; and
we have brought them over to leave with
you, O great king, as a sign of everlasting
peace.
“O great king, whatsoever words you
shall say unto me, I will tell them faithfully
to all the kings of the Creek nations.”
To which his majesty graciously answered,
“I am glad of this opportunity of assuring
you of my regard for the people from
whom you come, and am extremely well
pleased with the assurances you have
brought me from them, and accept very
gratefully this present, as an indication of
their good disposition to me and my people.
I shall always be ready to cultivate a good
correspondence between them and my own
subjects, and shall be glad of any occasion
to show you a mark of my particular friendship
and esteem.”
Tomo Chachi afterwards made the following
speech to the queen.
“I am glad to see this day, and to have
the opportunity of seeing, the mother of this
great people.
“As our people are joined with your
majesty’s, we do humbly hope to find you
the common mother and protectress of us
and all our children.”
Her majesty returned a suitably gracious
answer.
The war captain, and other attendants of
Tomo Chachi, were very importunate to
appear at court in the costume of their
own country, merely a covering round the
waist, the rest of the body being naked,
but were dissuaded from it by Mr. Oglethorpe.
But their faces were variously
painted after their country manner, some
half black, others triangular, and others
with bearded arrows instead of whiskers,
Tomo Chachi, and Senauki, his wife, were
dressed in scarlet, trimmed with gold.
On the 17th of the same month Tomo
Chachi, and the rest of the Indians, dined
with the lady Dutry at Putney; and then
waited on the archbishop of Canterbury,
(Potter,) who received them with the utmost
kindness and tenderness, and expressed
his fatherly concern for their ignorance
with respect to Christianity, and his
strong desire for their instruction. His
grace, though very weak, would not sit
down, the micho therefore omitted speaking
to him what he intended, and only desired
his blessing; adding, that what he had
further to say he would speak to Dr. Lynch,
his grace’s son-in-law, and then withdrew.
He was afterwards entertained at a noble
collation, and had a conference with Dr.
Lynch, expressing his joy, as believing some
good persons would be sent amongst them
to instruct their youth.
On the 30th of October the Indian king,
queen, prince, &c. set out from the Georgia
office, in the king’s coaches, for Gravesend,
to embark on their return home. During
their stay in England, which had been about
four months, his majesty allowed them 20l.
a week for their subsistence. Whatever
was curious and worthy observation in and
about London and Westminster had been
carefully shown them; and nothing had
been wanting to contribute to their diversion
and amusement, and to give them a
just idea of English politeness and respect.
In return, they expressed themselves heartily
attached to the British nation. They had
about the value of 400l. in presents. Prince
William presented the young micho, John
Towanohowi, with a gold watch, with an
admonition to call upon Jesus Christ every
morning when he looked on it, which he
promised. They appeared particularly
delighted with seeing his highness perform
his exercise of riding the managed horse,
the Horse Guards pass in review, and the
agreeable appearance of the barges, &c. on
the Thames on lord mayor’s day. In the
same ship embarked several relations of the
English settled in Georgia, with sir Francis
Bathurst, his son, three daughters, and servants;
together with fifty-six Saltzburghers,
newly arrived from Rotterdam. These
people had been at the German church in
Trinity-lane, where 47l. was collected for
them.[485]
To the Editor.
Sir,—The very great entertainment I
have derived from your Every-Day Book
induces me to contribute to your present
publication, if you consider the accompanying
copy from an old record merits a
place in the Table Book. It formed part
of a brief held by counsel in a cause,
“Hembury and Day,” tried at Taunton
assizes in 1820. On referring to the papers I
find that the present Mr. justice Gaselee was
the counsel employed. Some of these old
Mendip laws are recognised in “Collinson’s
History of Somersetshire.”
I am,
Your very obedient servant,
John Pinchard.
Taunton, August 24, 1827.
Be it known that this is a true Copy of
the Enrollment in the King’s Exchequer in
the time of King Edward the Fourth, of a
dispute that was in the County of Somerset,
Between the Lord Bonfield and the tenants
of Chewton and the prior of Green Oare;
the said prior complaining unto the King
of great injuries and wrongs that he had
upon Mendip, being the King’s Forrest.
The said King Edward, commanded the
lord Chock the lord Chief Justice of England
to go down into the County of Somerset,
to Mendipp, and sit in concord and
Peace in the said County concerning Mendipp
upon pain of high displeasure. The
said Lord Chock sate upon Mendipp on a
place of my Lord’s of Bath, called the
Forge, Whereas he commanded all the
Commoners to appear, and especially the
four Lords Royal of Mendipp (that is to
say) the Bishop of Bath, my Lord of
Glaston, my Lord of Bonfield, the Lord of
Chewton, and my Lord of Richmond, with
all the appearance to the Number of ten
Thousand people. A Proclamation was
made to enquire of all the company how
they would be ordered. Then they with
one consent made answer, That they would
be Ordered and tryed by the four Lords of
the Royalties. And then the four Lords
Royal were agreed, that the Commoners of
Mendipp should hem out their outlets as
much the Summer as they be able to Winter,
without hounding or pounding upon
whose ground soever they went to take
their course and recourse, to which the four
Lords Royal did put their Seals, and were
also agreed that whosoever should break
the said Bonds should forfeit to the King
1000 Marks, and all the Commoners their
Bodies and goods to be at the King’s pleasure
or command that doeth either hound
or pound.———
The old Ancient Occupation of
Miners upon Mendipp, being the
King’s Forrest within the County of
Somerset one of the four Staples of
England which have been Exercised,
used and continued through the said
Forrest of Mendipp from the time
whereof no Man living hath no memory;
as hereafter doth particularly
ensue the Order;
First. That, if any man whatsoever he
be that doeth intend to venture his Life to
be a Workman in the said Occupation, he
must first of all crave licence of the Lords
of the Soyle where he doth purpose to
work, and in his absence of his said
Officers, as the lead-reave or Bailiff, and
the lord, neither his Bailiffs can deny him.
2d Item. That, after the first Licence
had, the Workman shall never need to ask
leave again, but to be at his free will to
pitch within the Forrest, and to break the
ground where and in what place it shall
please him, to his behalf and profit, using
himself justly and truly.
3d Item. If any doth begin to pitch or
groof he shall heave his hacks through two
ways after the Rate.—Note, that he that
throw the hack must stand to the Girdle or
Waste in the same Groof, and then no Man
shall or may work within his hack’s throwe:
provided always, that no man shall or can
keep but his wet, and dry Groof, and his
Mark—
4th Item. That, when a Workman have
landed his Oare, he may carry the same, to
cleansing or blowing, to what Minery it
shall please him, for the speedy making out
of the same, so that he doth truly pay the
lord of the Soyle, where it was landed, his
due, which is the Tenth part thereof—
5th Item. That if any Lord or Officer
hath once given licence to any Man to
build, or set up an hearth, or Washing-house,
to wash, cleanse or blow the Oare,
He that once hath leave shall keep it for
ever, or give it to whom he will, so that he
doth justly pay his Lot-lead, which is the
Tenth pound which shall be blown at the
Hearth or hearths, and also that he doth
keep it Tenantable, as the Custom doth
require—
6th Item. That, if any of that Occupation
doth pick or steal any lead or Oare to
the value of thirteen-pence halfpenny[486] the
lord or his Officer may Arrest all his Lead-works,
house and hearth, with all his Groofs
and Works, and keep them as safely for his
own Use; and shall take the person that
hath so offended, and bring him where his
house is, or his work, and all his Tools or
Instruments which to the Occupation belongs,
as he useth, and put him into the
said house, and set Fire on all together
about him, and banish him from that Occupation
before the Miners for ever—
7th Item. That, if ever that person do
pick or Steal there any more, he shall be
tryed by the Common Law, for this Custom
and Law hath noe more to do with him—
8th Item. That every Lord of Soyle or
Soyles ought to keep two Mynedrie Courts
by the year, and to swear twelve Men or
more of the same occupation, for the orders
of all Misdemeanours and wrongs touching
the Mynedries.
9th Item. The Lord, or Lords, may
make three manner of Arrests, (that is to
say) ye first is for strife between man and
man, for their workes under the Earth, &c.;
the second is for his own duty, for Lead or
Oare, wheresoever he find it within the said
Forrest; the third is upon felon’s goods of
the same occupation, wheresoever he find
it within the same Hill, &c.—
10th Item. That, if any Man, by means
of Misfortune take his Death, as by falling
of the Earth upon him, by drawing or
Stifling, or otherwise, as in time past many
have been, the Workmen of the same Occupation
are bound to fetch him out of the
Earth, and to bring him to Christian burial,
at their own Costs and Charges, although
he be Forty Fathoms under the Earth, as
heretofore hath been done; and the Coroner,
or any Officer at large, shall not have
to do with him in any respect.
Dr. Samuel Pegge, who is likely to be
remembered by readers of the article on
the Revolution-house at Whittington, he
having, on the day he entered his eighty-fifth
year, preached the centenary sermon
to commemorate the Revolution, was an
eminent antiquary. He addressed a paper
to the Society of Antiquaries, on “the vulgar
notion, though it will not appear to be a
vulgar error, that thirteen-pence halfpenny
is the fee of the executioner in the common
line of business at Tyburn,[487] and that,
therefore, it is called hangman’s wages.” It
is proposed from this paper to give an account
of the origin of the saying.
According to Dr. Pegge, the office of
hangman was, in some parts of the kingdom,
annexed to other posts; for the
porter of the city of Canterbury was the
executioner for the county of Kent, temporibus
Hen. II. and Hen. III.; for which
he had an allowance from the sheriff, who
was reimbursed from the exchequer, of
twenty shillings per annum.[488] From the
great and general disesteem wherein the
office is held, the sheriffs are much obliged
to those who will undertake it, as otherwise
its unpleasant and painful duty must fall
upon themselves. For, to them the law
looks for its completion, as they give a
receipt to the gaoler for the bodies of condemned
criminals whom they are to punish,
or cause to be punished, according
to their respective sentences. Sometimes
in the country, sheriffs have had much
difficulty to procure an executioner. In
short, although, in the eyes of the people
generally, a stigma attaches to the hangman,
yet, in fact, the hangman is the sheriff’s
immediate deputy in criminal matters, as
his under-sheriff is for civil purposes. The
nature and dignity of the office in some
particulars, and the rank of the officer,
called Squire Ketch, will be found to be
supportable, as well as the fee of office.
And first, as regards the sheriff himself.
The sheriff is, by being so styled in the
king’s patent under the great seal, an
esquire, which raises him to that rank,
unless he has previously had the title adventitiously.
None were anciently chosen
sheriffs, but such gentlemen whose fortunes
and stations would warrant it; so, on the
other hand, merchants, and other liberal
branches of the lower order, were admitted
first into the rank of gentlemen, by a grant
of arms, on proper qualifications, from the
earl marshal, and the kings of arms, respectively,
according to their provinces.
After a negotiant has become a gentleman,
courtesy will very soon advance that rank,
and give the party the title of esquire; and
so it happened with a worthy gentleman,
for so a hangman will be proved to have
been. This remarkable case happened in
the year 1616, in the manner following.
Ralph Brooke, whose real name was
Brokesmouth, at that time “York herald,”
put a trick upon sir William Segar, “garter
king of arms,” which had very nearly cost
both of them their places. Brooke employed
a person to carry a coat of arms
ready drawn to garter, and to pretend it
belonged to one Gregory Brandon, a gentleman
who had formerly lived in London,
but was then residing in Spain. The messenger
was instructed to desire garter to set
his hand to this coat of arms: and to prevent
deliberation, he was further to pretend
that the vessel, which was to carry this
confirmation into Spain, when it had received
the seal of the office and garter’s
hand, was just ready to sail.[489] This being
done, and the fees paid, Brooke carried it
to Thomas earl of Arundel, then one of the
commissioners for executing the office of
earl marshal; and, in order to vilify garter,
and to represent him as a rapacious, negligent
officer, assured his lordship that those
were the arms of Arragon, with a canton
for Brabant, and that Gregory Brandon
was a mean and inconsiderable person.
This was true enough; for he was the
common hangman for London and Middlesex.
Ralph Brooke afterwards confessed
all these circumstances to the commissioners
who represented the earl marshal;
the consequence of which was, that, by
order of the king, when he heard the case,
garter was committed to prison for negligence,
and the herald for treachery. There
was this previous result, however, that
Gregory Brandon, the hangman, had become
a gentleman; and, as the Bastard
says in King John, “could make any Joan
a gentlewoman.”
Thus was this Gregory Brandon advanced,
perhaps from the state of a convict,
to the rank of a gentleman; and though it
was a personal honour to himself, notwithstanding
it was surreptitiously obtained by
the herald, of which Gregory Brandon,
gentleman, was perhaps ignorant, yet did
it operate so much on his successors in
office, that afterwards it became transferred
from the family to the officer for the time
being; and from Mr. Brandon’s popularity,
though not of the most desirable kind, the
mobility soon improved his rank, and, with
a jocular complaisance, gave him the title
of esquire, which remains to this day.
It seems too as if this office had once,
like many other important offices of state,
been hereditary. Shakspeare has this passage
in Coriolanus, act ii. sc. 1.—
“Menenius.—Marcius, in a cheap estimation, is
worth all your predecessors, since Deucalion; though,
peradventure, some of the best of them were hereditary
hangmen.”
This looks as if the office of executioner
had run in some family for a generation or
two, at the time when Shakspeare wrote;
and that it was a circumstance well understood,
and would be well relished, at least
by the galleries. This might, indeed, with
regard to time, point at the ancestors of
Mr. Brandon himself; for it was in the
reign of king James I. that this person was
brought within the pale of gentility. Nay,
more, we are told by Dr. Grey, in his
Notes on Shakspeare,[490] that from this gentleman,
the hangmen, his successors, bore
for a considerable time his Christian name
of Gregory, though not his arms, they
being a personal honour, till a greater man
arose, viz. Jack Ketch, who entailed the
present official name on all who have
hitherto followed him.[491]
Whether the name of Ketch be not the
provincial pronunciation of Catch among
the cockneys, may be doubted, notwithstanding
that learned and laborious compiler,
B. E., gent., the editor of the “Canting
Dictionary,” says that Jack Kitch, for
so he spells it, was the real name of a
hangman, which has become that of all his
successors.
So much for the office. It now remains
to consider the emoluments which appertain
to it, and assign a reason why thirteen-pence
halfpenny should be esteemed its standard
fee for inflicting the last stroke of the law.
Before proceeding to matters of a pecuniary
nature, it may be allowed, perhaps,
to illustrate a Yorkshire saying. It
was occasioned by a truly unfortunate man,
whose guilt was doubtful, and yet suffered
the sentence of the law at York. This person
was a saddler at Bawtry, and hence
the saying among the lower people to a
man who quits his friends too early, and
will not stay to finish his bottle:—“He
will be hanged for leaving his liquor, like
the saddler of Bawtry.” The case was
this:—There was formerly an ale-house,
which house to this day is called “The Gallows
House,” situate between the city of York
and their Tyburn; at this house the cart used
always to stop, and there the convict and the
other parties were refreshed with liquors;
but the rash and precipitate saddler of
Bawtry, on his road to the fatal tree, refused
this little regale, and hastened on to the
place of execution; where, but not until
after he had been turned off, and it was
too late, a reprieve arrived. Had he
stopped, as was usual, at the gallows house,
the time consumed there would have been
the means of saving his life. He was hanged,
as truly as unhappily, for leaving his liquor.
Similar means of refreshment were anciently
allowed to convicts, on their passage
to Tyburn, at St. Giles’s hospital; for
we are told by Stowe, that they were there
presented with a bowl of ale, called “St.
Giles’s bowl; thereof to drink at their
pleasure, as their last refreshing in this
life.” Tyburn was the established scene
of executions in common cases so long ago
as the first year of king Henry IV.; Smithfield
and St. Giles’s Field being reserved
for persons of higher rank, and for crimes
of uncommon magnitude, such as treason
and heresy. In the last of these, sir John
Oldcastle, lord Cobham, was burnt, or
rather roasted, alive; having been hanged
up over the fire by a chain which went
round his waist.[492]
The executioner of the duke of Monmouth
(in July, 1685) was peculiarly unsuccessful
in the operation. The duke said
to him, “Here are six guineas for you:
pray do your business well; do not serve
me as you did my lord Russell: I have
heard you struck him three or four times.
Here, (to his servant,) take these remaining
guineas, and give them to him if he
does his work well.”
Executioner.—“I hope I shall.”
Monmouth.—“If you strike me twice, I
cannot promise you not to stir. Pr’ythee
let me feel the axe.” He felt the edge, and
said, “I fear it is not sharp enough.”
Executioner.—“It is sharp enough, and
heavy enough.”
The executioner proceeded to do his
office; but the note says, “it was under
such distraction of mind, that he fell into
the very error which the duke had so earnestly
cautioned him to avoid; wounding
him so slightly, that he lifted up his head,
and looked him in the face, as if to upbraid
him for making his death painful; but said
nothing. He then prostrated himself again,
and received two other ineffectual blows;
upon which the executioner threw down his
axe in a fit of horror; crying out, ‘he
could not finish his work:’ but, on being
brought to himself by the threats of the
sheriffs, took up the fatal weapon again,
and at two other strokes made a shift to
separate the head from the body.”[493]
As to the fee itself, “thirteen-pence half-penny—hangman’s
wages,” it appears to
have been of Scottish extraction. The
Scottish mark (not ideal or nominal money,
like our mark) was a silver coin, in value
thirteen-pence halfpenny and two placks,
or two-thirds of a penny; which plack is
likewise a coin. This, their mark, bears the
same proportion to their pound, which is
twenty-pence, as our mark does to our
pound, or twenty shillings, being two-thirds
of it. By these divisions and sub-divisions
of their penny (for they have a still smaller
piece, called a bodel or half a plack) they
can reckon with the greatest minuteness,
and buy much less quantities of any article
than we can.[494] This Scottish mark was,
upon the union of the two crowns in the
person of king James I., made current in
England at the value of thirteen-pence
halfpenny, (without regarding the fraction,)
by proclamation, in the first year of that
king; where it is said, that “the coin of
silver, called the mark piece, shall be from
henceforth current within the said kingdom
of England, at the value of thirteen-pence
halfpenny.”[495] This, probably, was a revolution
in the current money in favour of the
hangman, whose fee before was perhaps no
more than a shilling. There is, however,
very good reason to conclude, from the
singularity of the sum, that the odious title
of “hangman’s wages” became at this
time, or soon after, applicable to the sum
of thirteen-pence halfpenny. Though it was
contingent, yet it was then very considerable
pay; when one shilling per day was a
standing annual stipend to many respectable
officers of various kinds.
Nothing can well vary more than the
perquisites of this office; for it is well
known that Jack Ketch has a post-obit interest
in the convict, being entitled to his
clothes, or to a composition for them;
though, on the other hand, they must very
frequently be such garments that, as Shakspeare
says, “a hangman would bury with
those who wore them.”[496]
This emolument is of no modern date,
and has an affinity to other droits on very
dissimilar occasions, which will be mentioned
presently. The executioner’s perquisite
is at least as old as Henry VIII.;
for sir Thomas More, on the morning of
his execution, put on his best gown, which
was of silk camlet, sent him as a present
while he was in the Tower by a citizen of
Lucca, with whom he had been in correspondence;
but the lieutenant of the Tower
was of opinion that a worse gown would
be good enough for the person who was to
have it, meaning the executioner, and prevailed
upon sir Thomas to change it, which
he did for one made of frize.[497] Thus the
antiquity of this obitual emolument, so well
known in Shakspeare’s time, seems well
established; and, as to its nature, has a
strong resemblance to a fee of a much
longer standing, and formerly received by
officers of very great respectability. For
anciently “garter king of arms” had specifically
the gown of the party on the creation
of a peer; and again, when archbishops,
bishops, abbots, and priors, did
homage to the king, their upper garment
was the perquisite even of the lord chamberlain
of the household. The fee in the
latter case was always compounded for,
though garter’s was often formerly received
in kind, inasmuch as the statute which
gives this fee to the lord chamberlain directs
the composition, because, as the words are,
“it is more convenient that religious men
should fine for their upper garment, than
to be stripped.”[498] The same delicate necessity
does not operate in the hangman’s
case, and his fee extends much farther than
either of them, he being entitled to all the
sufferer’s garments, having first rendered
them useless to the party. Besides this
perquisite, there has always been a pecuniary
compliment, where it could possibly
be afforded, given by the sufferer to the
executioner, to induce him to be speedy
and dexterous in the operation. These
outward gifts may likewise be understood
as tokens of inward forgiveness.
“Upon the whole,” says Dr. Pegge, “I
conceive that what I have offered above,
though with much enlargement, is the
meaning of the ignominious term affixed
to the sum of thirteen-pence halfpenny,
and I cannot but commiserate those for
whom it is to be paid.”[499]