Mrs. Gaines, looking at some drawings—Sampey, a white
slave, stands behind the lady’s chair.
Enter Dr. Gaines, R.
Dr. Gaines. Well, my dear, my practice is steadily increasing.
I forgot to tell you that neighbor Wyman engaged
me yesterday as his family physician; and I hope
that the fever and ague, which is now taking hold of the
people, will give me more patients. I see by the New
Orleans papers that the yellow fever is raging there to a
fearful extent. Men of my profession are reaping a harvest
in that section this year. I would that we could have
a touch of the yellow fever here, for I think I could invent
a medicine that would cure it. But the yellow fever is a
luxury that we medical men in this climate can’t expect to
enjoy; yet we may hope for the cholera.
Mrs. Gaines. Yes, I would be glad to see it more sickly
here, so that your business might prosper. But we are always
unfortunate. Every body here seems to be in good
health, and I am afraid that they’ll keep so. However, we
must hope for the best. We must trust in the Lord.
Providence may possibly send some disease amongst us for
our benefit.
Enter Cato, R.
Cato. Mr. Campbell is at de door, massa.
Dr. G. Ask him in, Cato.
Enter Mr. Campbell, R.
Dr. G. Good morning, Mr. Campbell. Be seated.
Mr. Campbell. Good morning, doctor. The same to you,
Mrs. Gaines. Fine morning, this.
Mrs. G. Yes, sir; beautiful day.
Mr. C. Well, doctor, I’ve come to engage you for my
family physician. I am tired of Dr. Jones. I’ve lost
another very valuable nigger under his treatment; and, as
my old mother used to say, “change of pastures makes fat
calves.”
Dr. G. I shall be most happy to become your doctor. Of
course, you want me to attend to your niggers, as well as to
your family?
Mr. C. Certainly, sir. I have twenty-three servants.
What will you charge me by the year?
Dr. G. Of course, you’ll do as my other patients do,
send your servants to me when they are sick, if able to
walk?
Mr. C. Oh, yes; I always do that.
Dr. G. Then I suppose I’ll have to lump it, and say
$500 per annum.
Mr. C. Well, then, we’ll consider that matter settled;
and as two of the boys are sick, I’ll send them over. So
I’ll bid you good day, doctor. I would be glad if you
would come over some time, and bring Mrs. Gaines with
you.
Dr. G. Yes, I will; and shall be glad if you will pay us
a visit, and bring with you Mrs. Campbell. Come over and
spend the day.
Mr. C. I will. Good morning, doctor.
[Exit Mr. Campbell, R.
Dr. G. There, my dear, what do you think of that?
Five hundred dollars more added to our income. That’s
patronage worth having! And I am glad to get all the
negroes I can to doctor, for Cato is becoming very useful
to me in the shop. He can bleed, pull teeth, and do almost
any thing that the blacks require. He can put up medicine
as well as any one. A valuable boy, Cato!
Mrs. G. But why did you ask Mr. Campbell to visit you,
and to bring his wife? I am sure I could never consent to
associate with her, for I understand that she was the daughter
of a tanner. You must remember, my dear, that I was
born with a silver spoon in my mouth. The blood of the
Wyleys runs in my veins. I am surprised that you should
ask him to visit you at all; you should have known better.
Dr. G. Oh, I did not mean for him to visit me. I only
invited him for the sake of compliments, and I think he so
understood it; for I should be far from wishing you to
associate with Mrs. Campbell. I don’t forget, my dear, the
family you were raised in, nor do I overlook my own
family. My father, you know, fought by the side of Washington,
and I hope some day to have a handle to my own
name. I am certain Providence intended me for something
higher than a medical man. Ah! by-the-by, I had forgotten
that I have a couple of patients to visit this morning. I
must go at once.
[Exit Dr. Gaines, R.
Enter Hannah, L.
Mrs. G. Go, Hannah, and tell Dolly to kill a couple of
fat pullets, and to put the biscuit to rise. I expect brother
Pinchen here this afternoon, and I want every thing in
order. Hannah, Hannah, tell Melinda to come here.
[Exit Hannah, L.
We mistresses do have a hard time in this world; I don’t see
why the Lord should have imposed such heavy duties on us
poor mortals. Well, it can’t last always. I long to leave
this wicked world, and go home to glory.
Enter Melinda.
I am to have company this afternoon, Melinda. I expect
brother Pinchen here, and I want every thing in order.
Go and get one of my new caps, with the lace border, and
get out my scolloped-bottomed dimity petticoat, and when
you go out, tell Hannah to clean the white-handled knives,
and see that not a speck is on them; for I want every thing
as it should be while brother Pinchen is here.
[Exit Mrs. Gaines, L., Hannah, R.
Enter Dr. Gaines, L.
Dr. G. Well, Cato, have you made the batch of ointment
that I ordered?
Cato. Yes, massa; I dun made de intment, an’ now I is
making the bread pills. De tater pills is up on the top
shelf.
Dr. G. I am going out to see some patients. If any gentlemen
call, tell them I shall be in this afternoon. If any
servants come, you attend to them. I expect two of Mr.
Campbell’s boys over. You see to them. Feel their pulse,
look at their tongues, bleed them, and give them each a dose
of calomel. Tell them to drink no cold water, and to take
nothing but water gruel.
Cato. Yes, massa; I’ll tend to ’em.
[Exit Dr. Gaines, L.
Cato. I allers knowed I was a doctor, an’ now de ole boss
has put me at it, I muss change my coat. Ef any niggers
comes in, I wants to look suspectable. Dis jacket don’t suit
a doctor; I’ll change it.
[Exit Cato—immediately returning in a long coat.
Ah! now I looks like a doctor. Now
I can bleed, pull teef, or cut off a leg. Oh! well, well, ef
I ain’t put de pill stuff an’ de intment stuff togedder. By
golly, dat ole cuss will be mad when he finds it out, won’t
he? Nebber mind, I’ll make it up in pills, and when de
flour is on dem, he won’t know what’s in ’em; an’ I’ll
make some new intment. Ah! yonder comes Mr. Campbell’s
Pete an’ Ned; dems de ones massa sed was comin’.
I’ll see ef I looks right. [Goes to the looking-glass and
views himself.] I em some punkins, ain’t I? [Knock at
the door.] Come in.
Enter Pete and Ned, R.
Pete. Whar is de doctor?
Cato. Here I is; don’t you see me?
Pete. But whar is de ole boss?
Cato. Dat’s none you business. I dun tole you dat I is
de doctor, an dat’s enuff.
Ned. Oh! do tell us whar de doctor is. I is almos dead.
Oh me! oh dear me! I is so sick. [Horrible faces.]
Pete. Yes, do tell us; we don’t want to stan here foolin’.
Cato. I tells you again dat I is de doctor. I larn de trade
under massa.
Ned. Oh! well, den, give me somethin’ to stop dis pain.
Oh dear me! I shall die. [He tries to vomit, but can’t—ugly
faces.]
Cato. Let me feel your pulse. Now put out your tongue.
You is berry sick. Ef you don’t mine, you’ll die. Come
out in de shed, an’ I’ll bleed you.
[Exit all—re-enter.
Cato. Dar, now take dese pills, two in de mornin’ and
two at night, and ef you don’t feel better, double de dose.
Now, Mr. Pete, what’s de matter wid you?
Pete. I is got de cole chills, an’ has a fever in de night.
Cato. Come out, an’ I’ll bleed you.
[Exit all—re-enter.
Now take dese pills, two in de mornin’ and two at night, an’
ef dey don’t help you, double de dose. Ah! I like to forget
to feel your pulse and look at your tongue. Put out
your tongue. [Feels his pulse.] Yes, I tells by de feel ob
your pulse dat I is gib you de right pills.
Enter Mr. Parker’s Bill, L.
Cato. What you come in dat door widout knockin’ for?
Bill. My toof ache so, I didn’t tink to knock. Oh, my
toof! my toof! Whar is de doctor?
Cato. Here I is; don’t you see me?
Bill. What! you de doctor, you brack cuss! You looks
like a doctor! Oh, my toof! my toof! Whar is de doctor?
Cato. I tells you I is de doctor. Ef you don’t believe
me, ax dese men. I can pull your toof in a minnit.
Bill. Well, den, pull it out. Oh, my toof! how it aches!
Oh, my toof!
[Cato gets the rusty turnkeys.
Cato. Now lay down on your back.
Bill. What for?
Cato. Dat’s de way massa does.
Bill. Oh, my toof! Well, den, come on. [Lies down,
Cato gets astraddle of Bill’s breast, puts the turnkeys on
the wrong tooth, and pulls—Bill kicks, and cries out]—Oh,
do stop! Oh! oh! oh!
[Cato pulls the wrong tooth—Bill jumps up.
Cato. Dar, now, I tole you I could pull your toof for you.
Bill. Oh, dear me! Oh, it aches yet! Oh me! Oh,
Lor-e-massy! You dun pull de wrong toof. Drat your
skin! ef I don’t pay you for this, you brack cuss!
[They fight, and turn over table, chairs and bench—Pete and
Ned look on.
Enter Dr. Gaines, R.
Dr. G. Why, dear me, what’s the matter? What’s all
this about? I’ll teach you a lesson, that I will.
[The doctor goes at them with his cane.
Cato. Oh, massa! he’s to blame, sir. He’s to blame.
He struck me fuss.
Bill. No, sir; he’s to blame; he pull de wrong toof.
Oh, my toof! oh, my toof!
Dr. G. Let me see your tooth. Open your mouth. As I
live, you’ve taken out the wrong tooth. I am amazed.
I’ll whip you for this; I’ll whip you well. You’re a pretty
doctor. Now lie down, Bill, and let him take out the right
tooth; and if he makes a mistake this time, I’ll cowhide
him well. Lie down, Bill. [Bill lies down, and Cato pulls the
tooth.] There now, why didn’t you do that in the first
place?
Cato. He wouldn’t hole still, sir.
Bill. He lies, sir. I did hole still.
Dr. G. Now go home, boys; go home.
[Exit Pete, Ned and Bill, L.
Dr. G. You’ve made a pretty muss of it, in my absence.
Look at the table! Never mind, Cato; I’ll whip you well
for this conduct of yours to-day. Go to work now, and
clear up the office.
[Exit Dr. Gaines, R.
Cato. Confound dat nigger! I wish he was in Ginny.
He bite my finger and scratch my face. But didn’t I give it
to him? Well, den, I reckon I did. [He goes to the mirror,
and discovers that his coat is torn—weeps.] Oh, dear
me! Oh, my coat—my coat is tore! Dat nigger has tore
my coat. [He gets angry, and rushes about the room frantic.]
Cuss dat nigger! Ef I could lay my hands on him,
I’d tare him all to pieces,—dat I would. An’ de ole boss hit
me wid his cane after dat nigger tore my coat. By golly,
I wants to fight somebody. Ef ole massa should come in
now, I’d fight him. [Rolls up his sleeves.] Let ’em come
now, ef dey dare—ole massa, or any body else; I’m ready
for ’em.
Enter Dr. Gaines, R.
Dr. G. What’s all this noise here?
Cato. Nuffin’, sir; only jess I is puttin’ things to rights,
as you tole me. I didn’t hear any noise except de rats.
Dr. G. Make haste, and come in; I want you to go to
town.
[Exit Dr. Gaines, R.
Cato. By golly, de ole boss like to cotch me dat time,
didn’t he? But wasn’t I mad? When I is mad, nobody
can do nuffin’ wid me. But here’s my coat, tore to pieces.
Cuss dat nigger! [Weeps.] Oh, my coat! oh, my coat!
I rudder he had broke my head den to tore my coat. Drat
dat nigger! Ef he ever comes here agin, I’ll pull out every
toof he’s got in his head—dat I will.
[Exit, R.
Enter Glen, L.
Glen. How slowly the time passes away. I’ve been
waiting here two hours, and Melinda has not yet come.
What keeps her, I cannot tell. I waited long and late for
her last night, and when she approached, I sprang to my
feet, caught her in my arms, pressed her to my heart, and
kissed away the tears from her moistened cheeks. She placed
her trembling hand in mine, and said, “Glen, I am yours;
I will never be the wife of another.” I clasped her to my
bosom, and called God to witness that I would ever regard
her as my wife. Old Uncle Joseph joined us in holy wedlock
by moonlight; that was the only marriage ceremony.
I look upon the vow as ever binding on me, for I am sure
that a just God will sanction our union in heaven. Still, this
man, who claims Melinda as his property, is unwilling for
me to marry the woman of my choice, because he wants
her himself. But he shall not have her. What he will say
when he finds that we are married, I cannot tell; but I am
determined to protect my wife or die. Ah! here comes
Melinda.
Enter Melinda, R.
I am glad to see you, Melinda. I’ve been waiting long,
and feared you would not come. Ah! in tears again?
Melinda. Glen, you are always thinking I am in tears.
But what did master say to-day?
Glen. He again forbade our union.
Melinda. Indeed! Can he be so cruel?
Glen. Yes, he can be just so cruel.
Melinda. Alas! alas! how unfeeling and heartless!
But did you appeal to his generosity?
Glen. Yes, I did; I used all the persuasive powers that I
was master of, but to no purpose; he was inflexible. He
even offered me a new suit of clothes, if I would give you
up; and when I told him that I could not, he said he would
flog me to death if I ever spoke to you again.
Melinda. And what did you say to him?
Glen. I answered, that, while I loved life better than
death, even life itself could not tempt me to consent to a
separation that would make life an unchanging curse. Oh,
I would kill myself, Melinda, if I thought that, for the sake
of life, I could consent to your degradation. No, Melinda,
I can die, but shall never live to see you the mistress of
another man. But, my dear girl, I have a secret to tell
you, and no one must know it but you. I will go out and
see that no person is within hearing. I will be back soon.
[Exit Glen, L.
Melinda. It is often said that the darkest hour of the night
precedes the dawn. It is ever thus with the vicissitudes of
human suffering. After the soul has reached the lowest
depths of despair, and can no deeper plunge amid its rolling,
fœtid shades, then the reactionary forces of man’s nature
begin to operate, resolution takes the place of despondency,
energy succeeds instead of apathy, and an upward tendency
is felt and exhibited. Men then hope against power, and
smile in defiance of despair. I shall never forget when first
I saw Glen. It is now more than a year since he came
here with his master, Mr. Hamilton. It was a glorious
moonlight night in autumn. The wide and fruitful face of
nature was silent and buried in repose. The tall trees on
the borders of Muddy Creek waved their leafy branches in
the breeze, which was wafted from afar, refreshing over hill
and vale, over the rippling water, and the waving corn and
wheat fields. The starry sky was studded over with a few
light, flitting clouds, while the moon, as if rejoicing to witness
the meeting of two hearts that should be cemented by
the purest love, sailed triumphantly along among the shifting
vapors.
Oh, how happy I have been in my acquaintance with
Glen! That he loves me, I do well believe it; that I love
him, it is most true. Oh, how I would that those who think
the slave incapable of the finer feelings, could only see our
hearts, and learn our thoughts,—thoughts that we dare not
utter in the presence of our masters! But I fear that Glen
will be separated from me, for there is nothing too base and
mean for master to do, for the purpose of getting me
entirely in his power. But, thanks to Heaven, he does not
own Glen, and therefore cannot sell him. Yet he might
purchase him from his brother-in-law, so as to send him out
of the way. But here comes my husband.
Enter Glen, L.
Glen. I’ve been as far as the overseer’s house, and all is
quiet. Now, Melinda, as you are my wife, I will confide to
you a secret. I’ve long been thinking of making my escape
to Canada, and taking you with me. It is true that I don’t
belong to your master, but he might buy me from Hamilton,
and then sell me out of the neighborhood.
Melinda. But we could never succeed in the attempt to
escape.
Glen. We will make the trial, and show that we at least
deserve success. There is a slave trader expected here next
week, and Dr. Gaines would sell you at once if he knew
that we were married. We must get ready and start, and if
we can pass the Ohio river, we’ll be safe on the road to
Canada.
[Exit, R.
Rev. Mr. Pinchen giving Mrs. Gaines an account of his
experience as a minister—Hannah clearing away the
breakfast table—Sampey standing behind Mrs. Gaines’
chair.
Mrs. Gaines. Now, do give me more of your experience,
brother Pinchen. It always does my soul good to hear religious
experience. It draws me nearer and nearer to the
Lord’s side. I do love to hear good news from God’s people.
Mr. Pinchen. Well, sister Gaines, I’ve had great opportunities
in my time to study the heart of man. I’ve attended
a great many camp-meetings, revival meetings, protracted
meetings, and death-bed scenes, and I am satisfied, sister
Gaines, that the heart of man is full of sin, and desperately
wicked. This is a wicked world, sister Gaines, a wicked
world.
Mrs. G. Were you ever in Arkansas, brother Pinchen?
I’ve been told that the people out there are very ungodly.
Mr. P. Oh, yes, sister Gaines. I once spent a year at
Little Rock, and preached in all the towns round about
there; and I found some hard cases out there, I can tell you.
I was once spending a week in a district where there were
a great many horse thieves, and one night, somebody stole
my pony. Well, I knowed it was no use to make a fuss, so
I told brother Tarbox to say nothing about it, and I’d get
my horse by preaching God’s everlasting gospel; for I had
faith in the truth, and knowed that my Savior would not let
me lose my pony. So the next Sunday I preached on
horse-stealing, and told the brethren to come up in the evenin’
with their hearts filled with the grace of God. So
that night the house was crammed brim full with anxious
souls, panting for the bread of life. Brother Bingham opened
with prayer, and brother Tarbox followed, and I saw right
off that we were gwine to have a blessed time. After I
got ’em pretty well warmed up, I jumped on to one of the
seats, stretched out my hands, and said, “I know who stole
my pony; I’ve found out; and you are in here tryin’ to
make people believe that you’ve got religion; but you ain’t
got it. And if you don’t take my horse back to brother
Tarbox’s pasture this very night, I’ll tell your name right
out in meetin’ to-morrow night. Take my pony back, you
vile and wretched sinner, and come up here and give your
heart to God.” So the next mornin’, I went out to brother
Tarbox’s pasture, and sure enough, there was my bob-tail
pony. Yes, sister Gaines, there he was, safe and sound.
Ha, ha, ha.
Mrs. G. Oh, how interesting, and how fortunate for you
to get your pony! And what power there is in the gospel!
God’s children are very lucky. Oh, it is so sweet to sit
here and listen to such good news from God’s people! You
Hannah, what are you standing there listening for, and neglecting
your work? Never mind, my lady, I’ll whip you
well when I am done here. Go at your work this moment,
you lazy huzzy! Never mind, I’ll whip you well. [Aside.]
Come, do go on, brother Pinchen, with your godly conversation.
It is so sweet! It draws me nearer and nearer to
the Lord’s side.
Mr. P. Well, sister Gaines, I’ve had some mighty queer
dreams in my time, that I have. You see, one night I
dreamed that I was dead and in heaven, and such a place I
never saw before. As soon as I entered the gates of the
celestial empire, I saw many old and familiar faces that I
had seen before. The first person that I saw was good old
Elder Pike, the preacher that first called my attention to
religion. The next person I saw was Deacon Billings, my
first wife’s father, and then I saw a host of godly faces.
Why, sister Gaines, you knowed Elder Goosbee, didn’t
you?
Mrs. G. Why, yes; did you see him there? He married
me to my first husband.
Mr. P. Oh, yes, sister Gaines, I saw the old Elder, and
he looked for all the world as if he had just come out of a
revival meetin’.
Mrs. G. Did you see my first husband there, brother
Pinchen?
Mr. P. No, sister Gaines, I didn’t see brother Pepper
there; but I’ve no doubt but that brother Pepper was there.
Mrs. G. Well, I don’t know; I have my doubts. He
was not the happiest man in the world. He was always
borrowing trouble about something or another. Still, I saw
some happy moments with Mr. Pepper. I was happy when
I made his acquaintance, happy during our courtship, happy
a while after our marriage, and happy when he died.
[Weeps.]
Hannah. Massa Pinchen, did you see my ole man Ben up
dar in hebben?
Mr. P. No, Hannah; I didn’t go amongst the niggers.
Mrs. G. No, of course brother Pinchen didn’t go among
the blacks. What are you asking questions for? Never
mind, my lady, I’ll whip you well when I’m done here.
I’ll skin you from head to foot. [Aside.] Do go on with
your heavenly conversation, brother Pinchen; it does my
very soul good. This is indeed a precious moment for me.
I do love to hear of Christ and Him crucified.
Mr. P. Well, sister Gaines, I promised sister Daniels
that I’d come over and see her this morning, and have a
little season of prayer with her, and I suppose I must go.
I’ll tell you more of my religious experience when I return.
Mrs. G. If you must go, then I’ll have to let you; but
before you do, I wish to get your advice upon a little matter
that concerns Hannah. Last week, Hannah stole a goose,
killed it, cooked it, and she and her man Sam had a fine
time eating the goose; and her master and I would never
have known a word about it, if it had not been for Cato, a
faithful servant, who told his master. And then, you see,
Hannah had to be severely whipped before she’d confess
that she stole the goose. Next Sabbath is sacrament day,
and I want to know if you think that Hannah is fit to go to
the Lord’s supper after stealing the goose.
Mr. P. Well, sister Gaines, that depends on circumstances.
If Hannah has confessed that she stole the goose,
and has been sufficiently whipped, and has begged her master’s
pardon, and begged your pardon, and thinks she’ll
never do the like again, why then I suppose she can go to
the Lord’s supper; for
“While the lamp holds out to burn,
The vilest sinner may return.”
But she must be sure that she has repented, and won’t steal
any more.
Mrs. G. Now, Hannah, do you hear that? For my own
part, I don’t think she’s fit to go to the Lord’s supper, for
she had no occasion to steal the goose. We give our niggers
plenty of good wholesome food. They have a full run
to the meal tub, meat once a fortnight, and all the sour milk
about the place, and I’m sure that’s enough for any one.
I do think that our niggers are the most ungrateful creatures
in the world, that I do. They aggravate my life out of me.
Hannah. I know, missis, dat I steal de goose, and massa
whip me for it, and I confess it, and I is sorry for it. But,
missis, I is gwine to de Lord’s supper, next Sunday, kase I
ain’t a-gwine to turn my back on my bressed Lord an’ Massa
for no old tough goose, dat I ain’t. [Weeps.]
Mr. P. Well, sister Gaines, I suppose I must go over
and see sister Daniels; she’ll be waiting for me.
[Exit Mr. Pinchen, M. D.
Mrs. G. Now, Hannah, brother Pinchen is gone, do you
get the cowhide and follow me to the cellar, and I’ll whip
you well for aggravating me as you have to-day. It seems
as if I can never sit down to take a little comfort with the
Lord, without you crossing me. The devil always puts it
into your head to disturb me, just when I am trying to
serve the Lord. I’ve no doubt but that I’ll miss going to
heaven on your account. But I’ll whip you well before I
leave this world, that I will. Get the cowhide and follow
me to the cellar.
[Exit Mrs. Gaines and Hannah, R.