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1. 1.BY MARK TWAIN (SAMUEL CLEMENS)
2. 2.CONTENTS OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG TWAIN COLLECTION — THE COMPLETE PROJECT GUTENBERG MARK TWAIN — INNOCENTS ABROAD — CONTENTS — CHAPTER I. Popular Talk of the Excursion—Programme of the Trip—Duly Ticketed for the Excursion—Defection of the Celebrities — PREFACE — CHAPTER I.
3. 3.CHAPTER II.
4. 4.CHAPTER III.
5. 5.CHAPTER IV.
6. 6.CHAPTER V.
7. 7.CHAPTER VI.
8. 8.CHAPTER VII.
9. 9.CHAPTER VIII.
10. 10.CHAPTER IX.
11. 11.CHAPTER X.
12. 12.CHAPTER XI.
13. 13.CHAPTER XII.
14. 14.CHAPTER XIII.
15. 15.CHAPTER XIV.
16. 16.CHAPTER XV. — STORY OF ABELARD AND HELOISE
17. 17.CHAPTER XVI.
18. 18.CHAPTER XVII.
19. 19.CHAPTER XVIII.
20. 20.CHAPTER XIX.
21. 21.CHAPTER XX. — CHAPTER XXI.
22. 22.CHAPTER XXII.
23. 23.CHAPTER XXIII.
24. 24.CHAPTER XXIV.
25. 25.CHAPTER XXV.
26. 26.CHAPTER XXVI.
27. 27.CHAPTER XXVII.
28. 28.CHAPTER XXVIII.
29. 29.CHAPTER XXIX. — ASCENT OF VESUVIUS—CONTINUED. — ASCENT OF VESUVIUS—CONTINUED. — ASCENT OF VESUVIUS—CONTINUED. — ASCENT OF MOUNT VESUVIUS—CONTINUED.
30. 30.CHAPTER XXX. — ASCENT OF VESUVIUS—CONTINUED.
31. 31.CHAPTER XXXI.
32. 32.CHAPTER XXXII.
33. 33.CHAPTER XXXIII.
34. 34.CHAPTER XXXIV.
35. 35.CHAPTER XXXV.
36. 36.CHAPTER XXXVI.
37. 37.CHAPTER XXXVII.
38. 38.CHAPTER XXXVIII.
39. 39.CHAPTER XXXIX.
40. 40.CHAPTER XL.
41. 41.CHAPTER XLI.
42. 42.CHAPTER XLII.
43. 43.CHAPTER XLIII.
44. 44.CHAPTER XLIV.
45. 45.CHAPTER XLV.
46. 46.CHAPTER XLVI.
47. 47.CHAPTER XLVII.
48. 48.CHAPTER XLVIII.
49. 49.CHAPTER XLIX.
50. 50.CHAPTER L.
51. 51.CHAPTER LI.
52. 52.CHAPTER LII.
53. 53.CHAPTER LIII.
54. 54.CHAPTER LIV.
55. 55.CHAPTER LV.
56. 56.CHAPTER LVI.
57. 57.CHAPTER LVII.
58. 58.CHAPTER LVIII.
59. 59.CHAPTER LIX.
60. 60.CHAPTER LX.
61. 61.CHAPTER LXI.
62. 62.CONCLUSION.
63. 63.A BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY
64. 64.BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY. — AWFUL, TERRIBLE MEDIEVAL ROMANCE
65. 65.CHAPTER II.
66. 66.CHAPTER III.
67. 67.CHAPTER IV
68. 68.CHAPTER V.
69. 69.ROUGHING IT
70. 70.ROUGHING IT — PREFATORY. — CONTENTS. — CHAPTER I.
71. 71.CHAPTER II.
72. 72.CHAPTER III.
73. 73.CHAPTER IV.
74. 74.CHAPTER V.
75. 75.CHAPTER VI.
76. 76.CHAPTER VII.
77. 77.CHAPTER VIII.
78. 78.CHAPTER IX.
79. 79.CHAPTER X.
80. 80.CHAPTER XI.
81. 81.CHAPTER XII.
82. 82.CHAPTER XIII.
83. 83.CHAPTER XIV.
84. 84.CHAPTER XV.
85. 85.CHAPTER XVI.
86. 86.CHAPTER XVII.
87. 87.CHAPTER XVIII.
88. 88.CHAPTER XIX.
89. 89.CHAPTER XX.
90. 90.CHAPTER XXI.
91. 91.CHAPTER XXII.
92. 92.CHAPTER XXIII.
93. 93.CHAPTER XXIV.
94. 94.CHAPTER XXV.
95. 95.CHAPTER XXVI.
96. 96.CHAPTER XXVII.
97. 97.CHAPTER XXVIII.
98. 98.CHAPTER XXIX.
99. 99.CHAPTER XXX.
100. 100.CHAPTER XXXI.
101. 101.CHAPTER XXXII.
102. 102.CHAPTER XXXIII.
103. 103.CHAPTER XXXIV.
104. 104.CHAPTER XXXV.
105. 105.CHAPTER XXXVI.
106. 106.CHAPTER XXXVII.
107. 107.CHAPTER XXXVIII.
108. 108.CHAPTER XXXIX.
109. 109.CHAPTER XL. I now come to a curious episode—the most curious, I think, that had yet accented my slothful, valueless, heedless career. Out of a hillside toward the upper end of the town, projected a wall of reddish looking quartz-croppings, the exposed comb of a silver-bearing ledge that extended deep down into the earth, of course. It was owned by a company entitled the "Wide West." There was a shaft sixty or seventy feet deep on the under side of the croppings, and everybody was acquainted with the rock that came from it—and tolerably rich rock it was, too, but nothing extraordinary. I will remark here, that although to the inexperienced stranger all the quartz of a particular "district" looks about alike, an old resident of the camp can take a glance at a mixed pile of rock, separate the fragments and tell you which mine each came from, as easily as a confectioner can separate and classify the various kinds and qualities of candy in a mixed heap of the article.
110. 110.CHAPTER XLI.
111. 111.CHAPTER XLII.
112. 112.CHAPTER XLIII.
113. 113.CHAPTER XLIV.
114. 114.CHAPTER XLV.
115. 115.CHAPTER XLVI.
116. 116.CHAPTER XLVII.
117. 117.CHAPTER XLVIII.
118. 118.CHAPTER XLIX.
119. 119.CHAPTER L.
120. 120.CHAPTER LI. — THE AGED PILOT MAN.
121. 121.CHAPTER LII.
122. 122.CHAPTER LIII. — THE STORY OF THE OLD RAM.
123. 123.CHAPTER LIV.
124. 124.CHAPTER LV.
125. 125.CHAPTER LVI.
126. 126.CHAPTER LVII.
127. 127.CHAPTER LVIII.
128. 128.CHAPTER LIX.
129. 129.CHAPTER LX.
130. 130.CHAPTER LXI.
131. 131.CHAPTER LXII.
132. 132.CHAPTER LXIII.
133. 133.CHAPTER LXIV.
134. 134.CHAPTER LXV.
135. 135.CHAPTER LXVI.
136. 136.CHAPTER LXVII.
137. 137.CHAPTER LXVIII.
138. 138.CHAPTER LXIX.
139. 139.CHAPTER LXX.
140. 140.CHAPTER LXXI.
141. 141.CHAPTER LXXII.
142. 142.CHAPTER LXXIII.
143. 143.CHAPTER LXXIV.
144. 144.CHAPTER LXXV.
145. 145.CHAPTER LXXVI.
146. 146.CHAPTER LXXVII.
147. 147.CHAPTER LXXVIII.
148. 148.CHAPTER LXXIX. — MORAL.
149. 149.APPENDIX. A.
150. 150.B. THE MOUNTAIN MEADOWS MASSACRE.
151. 151.C. CONCERNING A FRIGHTFUL ASSASSINATION THAT WAS NEVER CONSUMMATED — THE GILDED AGE — PREFACE. — CHAPTER I.
152. 152.CHAPTER II.
153. 153.CHAPTER III.
154. 154.CHAPTER IV.
155. 155.CHAPTER V.
156. 156.CHAPTER VI.
157. 157.CHAPTER VII.
158. 158.CHAPTER VIII.
159. 159.CHAPTER IX
160. 160.CHAPTER X. — CHAPTER XI
161. 161.CHAPTER XII
162. 162.CHAPTER XIII.
163. 163.CHAPTER XIV.
164. 164.CHAPTER XV.
165. 165.CHAPTER XVI.
166. 166.CHAPTER XVII.
167. 167.CHAPTER XVIII.
168. 168.CHAPTER XIX.
169. 169.CHAPTER XX.
170. 170.CHAPTER XXI.
171. 171.CHAPTER XXII. In mid-winter, an event occurred of unusual interest to the inhabitants of the Montague house, and to the friends of the young ladies who sought their society.
172. 172.CHAPTER XXIII.
173. 173.CHAPTER XXIV.
174. 174.CHAPTER XXV.
175. 175.CHAPTER XXVI.
176. 176.CHAPTER XXVII.
177. 177.CHAPTER XXVIII.
178. 178.CHAPTER XXIX.
179. 179.CHAPTER XXX.
180. 180.CHAPTER XXXI
181. 181.CHAPTER, XXXII.
182. 182.CHAPTER XXXIII.
183. 183.CHAPTER XXXIV.
184. 184.CHAPTER XXXV.
185. 185.CHAPTER XXXVI. — CHAPTER XXXVII.
186. 186.CHAPTER XXXVIII.
187. 187.CHAPTER XXXIX.
188. 188.CHAPTER XL.
189. 189.CHAPTER XLI.
190. 190.CHAPTER XLII
191. 191.CHAPTER XLIII.
192. 192.CHAPTER XLIV.
193. 193.CHAPTER XLV.
194. 194.CHAPTER XLVI.
195. 195.CHAPTER XLVII.
196. 196.CHAPTER XLVIII
197. 197.CHAPTER XLIX.
198. 198.CHAPTER L.
199. 199.CHAPTER, LI
200. 200.CHAPTER LII.
201. 201.CHAPTER LIII.
202. 202.CHAPTER LIV.
203. 203.CHAPTER LV.
204. 204.CHAPTER LVI.
205. 205.CHAPTER LVII.
206. 206.CHAPTER LVIII.
207. 207.CHAPTER LIX.
208. 208.CHAPTER LX.
209. 209.CHAPTER LXI. — CHAPTER LXII
210. 210.CHAPTER LXIII.
211. 211.APPENDIX.
212. 212.SKETCHES NEW AND OLD — CONTENTS:
213. 213.PREFACE — SKETCHES NEW AND OLD — POLITICAL ECONOMY — THE JUMPING FROG — THOSE EVENING BELLS — THOSE ANNUAL BILLS — TO RAISE POULTRY — MY FIRST LITERARY VENTURE — JOHNNY GREER — THE CASE OF GEORGE FISHER — DISGRACEFUL PERSECUTION OF A BOY — THE JUDGE'S "SPIRITED WOMAN" — INFORMATION WANTED — SOME LEARNED FABLES, FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS — PART FIRST
214. 214.SOME LEARNED FABLES FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS
215. 215.SOME LEARNED FABLES FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS — RILEY-NEWSPAPER CORRESPONDENT — A FINE OLD MAN — A MEDIEVAL ROMANCE — CHAPTER I
216. 216.CHAPTER II.
217. 217.CHAPTER III.
218. 218.CHAPTER IV
219. 219.CHAPTER V. — PETITION CONCERNING COPYRIGHT — A PARAGRAPH NOT ADDED TO THE PETITION — AFTER-DINNER SPEECH — LIONIZING MURDERERS — A NEW CRIME — A CURIOUS DREAM — A TRUE STORY — A GHOST STORY — THE CAPITOLINE VENUS — CHAPTER II — CHAPTER III — CHAPTER IV — CHAPTER V — CHAPTER VI — SPEECH ON ACCIDENT INSURANCE — JOHN CHINAMAN IN NEW YORK — THE PETRIFIED MAN — MY BLOODY MASSACRE — THE UNDERTAKER'S CHAT — CONCERNING CHAMBERMAIDS — "AFTER" JENKINS — ABOUT BARBERS — "PARTY CRIES" IN IRELAND — THE FACTS CONCERNING THE RECENT RESIGNATION — HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF — HONORED AS A CURIOSITY — THE STRANGER'S NARRATIVE — THE WIDOW'S PROTEST — A CURIOUS PLEASURE EXCURSION — ADVERTISEMENT — DEPARTURE OF THE COMET — THE POSTAL SERVICE — THE INHABITANTS OF STARS — A GREAT FORCE OF MISSIONARIES, — THE DOG STAR — A STUPENDOUS VOYAGE — FIRST-CLASS FARE — OLD RAMSHACKLE COMETS — WE CARRY BULLETIN-BOARDS — FOR FURTHER PARTICULARS, — A MYSTERIOUS VISIT
220. 220.CURIOUS REPUBLIC OF GONDOUR
221. 221.THE CURIOUS REPUBLIC OF GONDOUR AND OTHER WHIMSICAL SKETCHES — NOTE: — TABLE OF CONTENTS — THE CURIOUS REPUBLIC OF GONDOUR — A MEMORY, — INTRODUCTORY TO "MEMORANDA" — ABOUT SMELLS — A COUPLE OF SAD EXPERIENCES — DAN MURPHY — THE "TOURNAMENT" IN A. D. 1870 — CURIOUS RELIC FOR SALE — A REMINISCENCE OF THE BACK SETTLEMENTS — A ROYAL COMPLIMENT — THE APPROACHING EPIDEMIC — THE TONE-IMPARTING COMMITTEE — OUR PRECIOUS LUNATIC — INTRODUCTION — WHO WROTE 1601? — TWITTING THE REV. JOSEPH TWICHELL — "SAVE ME ONE." — HUMOR AT WEST POINT — FROM THE DEPTHS — FIGS FOR FIG LEAVES! — PROFESSOR SCENTS PORNOGRAPHY — DROLL STORY — THE CHARACTERS — THE ELIZABETHAN WRITERS — Act. I, Scene I, — Act. 2, Scene I, — GOOD OLD ENGLISH CUSTOM — AEOLIAN CREPITATIONS — "YE BOKE OF YE SIEUR MICHAEL DE MONTAINE" — "THEN SPAKE YE DAMNED WINDMILL, SIR WALTER" — YE VIRGIN QUEENE — "'BOCCACCIO HATH A STORY" — OLD SR. NICHOLAS THROGMORTON — "TO SAVE HIS DOTER'S MAIDENHEDDE" — PARTIAL BIBLIOGRAPHY
222. 222.THE FACTS CONCERNING THE RECENT CARNIVAL OF CRIME IN CONNECTICUT
223. 223.P R E F A C E — T O M S A W Y E R — CHAPTER I — CHAPTER II — CHAPTER III — CHAPTER IV — CHAPTER V — CHAPTER VI — CHAPTER VII — CHAPTER VIII — CHAPTER IX — CHAPTER X — CHAPTER XI — CHAPTER XII — CHAPTER XIII — CHAPTER XIV — CHAPTER XV — CHAPTER XVI — CHAPTER XVII — CHAPTER XVIII — CHAPTER XIX — CHAPTER XX — CHAPTER XXI — CHAPTER XXII — CHAPTER XXIII — CHAPTER XXIV — CHAPTER XXV — CHAPTER XXVI — CHAPTER XXVII — CHAPTER XXVIII — CHAPTER XXIX — CHAPTER XXX — CHAPTER XXXI — CHAPTER XXXII — CHAPTER XXXIII — CHAPTER XXXIV — CHAPTER XXXV — CONCLUSION
224. 224.ALONZO FITZ AND OTHER STORIES — THE LOVES OF ALONZO FITZ CLARENCE AND ROSANNAH ETHELTON — II — III — IV — ON THE DECAY OF THE ART OF LYING — ABOUT MAGNANIMOUS-INCIDENT LITERATURE — THE GRATEFUL POODLE — SEQUEL — THE BENEVOLENT AUTHOR — THE GRATEFUL HUSBAND — PUNCH, BROTHERS, PUNCH — THE GREAT REVOLUTION IN PITCAIRN — THE CANVASSER'S TALE — AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN INTERVIEWER — PARIS NOTES — LEGEND OF SAGENFELD, IN GERMANY — II — SPEECH ON THE BABIES — SPEECH ON THE WEATHER — CONCERNING THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE — ROGERS
225. 225.SOME RAMBLING NOTES OF AN IDLE EXCURSION — II — IV
226. 226.THE STOLEN WHITE ELEPHANT — II — III — E———————————————————————————————————-
227. 227.A TRAMP ABROAD — CHAPTER I [The Knighted Knave of Bergen] — CHAPTER II Heidelberg [Landing a Monarch at Heidelberg] — CHAPTER III Baker's Bluejay Yarn [What Stumped the Blue Jays] — CHAPTER IV Student Life [The Laborious Beer King] — CHAPTER V At the Students' Dueling-Ground [Dueling by Wholesale] — CHAPTER VI [A Sport that Sometimes Kills] — CHAPTER VII [How Bismark Fought] — CHAPTER VIII The Great French Duel [I Second Gambetta in a Terrific Duel] — CHAPTER IX [What the Beautiful Maiden Said]
228. 228.CHAPTER X [How Wagner Operas Bang Along] — CHAPTER XI [I Paint a "Turner"] — CHAPTER XII [What the Wives Saved] — CHAPTER XIII [My Long Crawl in the Dark] — CHAPTER XIV [Rafting Down the Neckar] — CHAPTER XV Down the River [Charming Waterside Pictures] — CHAPTER XVI An Ancient Legend of the Rhine [The Lorelei] — CHAPTER XVII [Why Germans Wear Spectacles] — CHAPTER XVIII [The Kindly Courtesy of Germans] — CHAPTER XIX [The Deadly Jest of Dilsberg] — CHAPTER XX [My Precious, Priceless Tear-Jug] — CHAPTER XXI [Insolent Shopkeepers and Gabbling Americans] — CHAPTER XXII [The Black Forest and Its Treasures] — CHAPTER XXIII [Nicodemus Dodge and the Skeleton] — CHAPTER XXIV [I Protect the Empress of Germany] — CHAPTER XXV [Hunted by the Little Chamois] — CHAPTER XXVI [The Nest of the Cuckoo-clock] — CHAPTER XXVII [I Spare an Awful Bore] — CHAPTER XXVIII [The Jodel and Its Native Wilds] — CHAPTER XXIX [Looking West for Sunrise] — CHAPTER XXX [Harris Climbs Mountains for Me] — CHAPTER XXXI [Alp-scaling by Carriage] — CHAPTER XXXII [The Jungfrau, the Bride, and the Piano] — CHAPTER XXXIII [We Climb Far—by Buggy] — CHAPTER XXXIV [The World's Highest Pig Farm] — CHAPTER XXXV [Swindling the Coroner] — CHAPTER XXXVI [The Fiendish Fun of Alp-climbing] — CHAPTER XXXVII [Our Imposing Column Starts Upward] — CHAPTER XXXVIII [I Conquer the Gorner Grat] — CHAPTER XXXIX [We Travel by Glacier] — CHAPTER XL [Piteous Relics at Chamonix] — CHAPTER XLI [The Fearful Disaster of 1865] — CHAPTER XLII [Chillon has a Nice, Roomy Dungeon] — CHAPTER XLIII [My Poor Sick Friend Disappointed] — CHAPTER XLIV [I Scale Mont Blanc—by Telescope] — CHAPTER XLV A Catastrophe Which Cost Eleven Lives [Perished at the Verge of Safety] — CHAPTER XLVI [Meeting a Hog on a Precipice] — CHAPTER XLVII [Queer European Manners] — CHAPTER XLVIII [Beauty of Women—and of Old Masters] — CHAPTER XLIX [Hanged with a Golden Rope] — CHAPTER L [Titian Bad and Titian Good] — APPENDIX ————— — THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER
229. 229.Chapter I. The birth of the Prince and the Pauper. — Chapter II. Tom's early life. — Chapter III. Tom's meeting with the Prince. — Chapter IV. The Prince's troubles begin. — Chapter V. Tom as a patrician. — Chapter VI. Tom receives instructions. — Chapter VII. Tom's first royal dinner. — Chapter VIII. The question of the Seal. — Chapter IX. The river pageant. — Chapter X. The Prince in the toils. — Chapter XI. At Guildhall. — Chapter XII. The Prince and his deliverer. — Chapter XIII. The disappearance of the Prince. — Chapter XIV. 'Le Roi est mort—vive le Roi.' — Chapter XV. Tom as King. — Chapter XVI. The State Dinner. — Chapter XVII. Foo-foo the First. — Chapter XVIII. The Prince with the tramps. — Chapter XIX. The Prince with the peasants. — Chapter XX. The Prince and the hermit. — Chapter XXI. Hendon to the rescue. — Chapter XXII. A victim of treachery. — Chapter XXIII. The Prince a prisoner. — Chapter XXIV. The escape. — Chapter XXV. Hendon Hall. — Chapter XXVI. Disowned. — Chapter XXVII. In prison. — Chapter XXVIII. The sacrifice. — Chapter XXIX. To London. — Chapter XXX. Tom's progress. — Chapter XXXI. The Recognition procession. — Chapter XXXII. Coronation Day. — Chapter XXXIII. Edward as King.
230. 230.FOOTNOTES AND TWAIN'S NOTES — GENERAL NOTE.
231. 231.LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI — THE 'BODY OF THE NATION' — Chapter 1 The River and Its History — Chapter 2 The River and Its Explorers
232. 232.Chapter 3 Frescoes from the Past
233. 233.Chapter 4 The Boys' Ambition
234. 234.Chapter 5 I Want to be a Cub-pilot
235. 235.Chapter 6 A Cub-pilot's Experience
236. 236.Chapter 7 A Daring Deed
237. 237.Chapter 8 Perplexing Lessons
238. 238.Chapter 9 Continued Perplexities
239. 239.Chapter 10 Completing My Education
240. 240.Chapter 11 The River Rises
241. 241.Chapter 12 Sounding
242. 242.Chapter 13 A Pilot's Needs
243. 243.Chapter 14 Rank and Dignity of Piloting
244. 244.Chapter 15 The Pilots' Monopoly
245. 245.Chapter 16 Racing Days — THE RECORD OF SOME FAMOUS — FAST TIME ON THE WESTERN WATERS — FROM NEW ORLEANS TO NATCHEZ—268 MILES — FROM NEW ORLEANS TO CAIRO—1,024 MILES — FROM NEW ORLEANS TO LOUISVILLE—1,440 MILES — FROM NEW ORLEANS TO DONALDSONVILLE—78 MILES — FROM NEW ORLEANS TO ST. LOUIS—1,218 MILES — FROM LOUISVILLE TO CINCINNATI—141 MILES — FROM LOUISVILLE TO ST. LOUIS—750 MILES — FROM CINCINNATI TO PITTSBURGH—490 MILES — FROM ST. LOUIS TO ALTON—30 MILES — MISCELLANEOUS RUNS — Chapter 17 Cut-offs and Stephen
246. 246.Chapter 18 I Take a Few Extra Lessons
247. 247.Chapter 19 Brown and I Exchange Compliments
248. 248.Chapter 20 A Catastrophe
249. 249.Chapter 21 A Section in My Biography
250. 250.Chapter 22 I Return to My Muttons
251. 251.Chapter 23 Traveling Incognito
252. 252.Chapter 24 My Incognito is Exploded
253. 253.Chapter 25 From Cairo to Hickman
254. 254.Chapter 26 Under Fire — THE PILOT'S FIRST BATTLE
255. 255.Chapter 27 Some Imported Articles
256. 256.Chapter 28 Uncle Mumford Unloads — UNCLE MUMFORD'S IMPRESSIONS
257. 257.Chapter 29 A Few Specimen Bricks
258. 258.Chapter 30 Sketches by the Way
259. 259.Chapter 31 A Thumb-print and What Came of It
260. 260.Chapter 32 The Disposal of a Bonanza
261. 261.Chapter 33 Refreshments and Ethics
262. 262.Chapter 34 Tough Yarns
263. 263.Chapter 35 Vicksburg During the Trouble
264. 264.Chapter 36 The Professor's Yarn
265. 265.Chapter 37 The End of the 'Gold Dust'
266. 266.Chapter 38 The House Beautiful
267. 267.Chapter 39 Manufactures and Miscreants
268. 268.Chapter 40 Castles and Culture
269. 269.Chapter 41 The Metropolis of the South
270. 270.Chapter 42 Hygiene and Sentiment
271. 271.Chapter 43 The Art of Inhumation
272. 272.Chapter 44 City Sights
273. 273.Chapter 45 Southern Sports
274. 274.Chapter 46 Enchantments and Enchanters
275. 275.Chapter 47 Uncle Remus and Mr. Cable
276. 276.Chapter 48 Sugar and Postage
277. 277.Chapter 49 Episodes in Pilot Life
278. 278.Chapter 50 The 'Original Jacobs'
279. 279.Chapter 51 Reminiscences
280. 280.Chapter 52 A Burning Brand
281. 281.Chapter 53 My Boyhood's Home
282. 282.Chapter 54 Past and Present — Chapter 55 A Vendetta and Other Things
283. 283.Chapter 56 A Question of Law
284. 284.Chapter 57 An Archangel
285. 285.Chapter 58 On the Upper River
286. 286.Chapter 59 Legends and Scenery
287. 287.Chapter 60 Speculations and Conclusions
288. 288.APPENDIX A
289. 289.APPENDIX B
290. 290.APPENDIX C
291. 291.APPENDIX D
292. 292.HUCKLEBERRY FINN — NOTICE
293. 293.EXPLANATORY — HUCKLEBERRY FINN — CHAPTER I.
294. 294.CHAPTER II.
295. 295.CHAPTER III.
296. 296.CHAPTER IV.
297. 297.CHAPTER V.
298. 298.CHAPTER VI.
299. 299.CHAPTER VII.
300. 300.CHAPTER VIII.
301. 301.CHAPTER IX.
302. 302.CHAPTER X.
303. 303.CHAPTER XI.
304. 304.CHAPTER XII.
305. 305.CHAPTER XIII.
306. 306.CHAPTER XIV.
307. 307.CHAPTER XV.
308. 308.CHAPTER XVI.
309. 309.CHAPTER XVII.
310. 310.CHAPTER XVIII.
311. 311.CHAPTER XIX.
312. 312.CHAPTER XX.
313. 313.CHAPTER XXI.
314. 314.CHAPTER XXII.
315. 315.CHAPTER XXIII.
316. 316.CHAPTER XXIV.
317. 317.CHAPTER XXV.
318. 318.CHAPTER XXVI.
319. 319.CHAPTER XXVII.
320. 320.CHAPTER XXVIII.
321. 321.CHAPTER XXIX.
322. 322.CHAPTER XXX.
323. 323.CHAPTER XXXI.
324. 324.CHAPTER XXXII.
325. 325.CHAPTER XXXIII.
326. 326.CHAPTER XXXIV.
327. 327.CHAPTER XXXV.
328. 328.CHAPTER XXXVI.
329. 329.CHAPTER XXXVII.
330. 330.CHAPTER XXXVIII.
331. 331.CHAPTER XXXIX.
332. 332.CHAPTER XL.
333. 333.CHAPTER XLI.
334. 334.CHAPTER XLII.
335. 335.CHAPTER THE LAST
336. 336.A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT — PREFACE
337. 337.A WORD OF EXPLANATION — THE STRANGER'S HISTORY
338. 338.CHAPTER I — CHAPTER II — CHAPTER III — CHAPTER IV — CHAPTER V — CHAPTER VI — CHAPTER VII — CHAPTER VIII — CHAPTER IX — CHAPTER X — CHAPTER XI — CHAPTER XII — CHAPTER XIII — CHAPTER XIV — CHAPTER XV — CHAPTER XVI — CHAPTER XVII — CHAPTER XVIII — CHAPTER XIX — CHAPTER XX — CHAPTER XXI — CHAPTER XXII — CHAPTER XXIII — CHAPTER XXIV — CHAPTER XXV — CHAPTER XXVI — HIGH TIMES IN THE VALLEY — CHAPTER XXVII — CHAPTER XXVIII — CHAPTER XXIX — CHAPTER XXX — CHAPTER XXXI — CHAPTER XXXII — CHAPTER XXXIII — CHAPTER XXXIV — CHAPTER XXXV — CHAPTER XXXVI — CHAPTER XXXVII — CHAPTER XXXVIII — CHAPTER XXXIX — CHAPTER XL — CHAPTER XLI — CHAPTER XLII — CHAPTER XLIII — CHAPTER XLIV — THE END OF THE MANUSCRIPT — FINAL P.S. BY M.T. — THE AMERICAN CLAIMANT — EXPLANATORY — THE WEATHER IN THIS BOOK.
339. 339.CHAPTER I.
340. 340.CHAPTER II. — CHAPTER III.
341. 341.CHAPTER IV.
342. 342.CHAPTER V.
343. 343.CHAPTER VI.
344. 344.CHAPTER VII.
345. 345.CHAPTER VIII.
346. 346.CHAPTER IX.
347. 347.CHAPTER X.
348. 348.CHAPTER XI.
349. 349.CHAPTER XII.
350. 350.CHAPTER XIII.
351. 351.CHAPTER XIV.
352. 352.CHAPTER XV.
353. 353.CHAPTER XVI.
354. 354.CHAPTER XVII
355. 355.CHAPTER XVIII.
356. 356.CHAPTER XIX.
357. 357.CHAPTER XX.
358. 358.CHAPTER XXI.
359. 359.CHAPTER XXII.
360. 360.CHAPTER XXIII.
361. 361.CHAPTER XXIV.
362. 362.CHAPTER XXV. — APPENDIX.
363. 363.EXTRACTS FROM ADAM'S DIARY
364. 364.IN DEFENSE OF HARRIET SHELLEY — I — II — III
365. 365.FENIMORE COOPER'S LITERARY OFFENCES — ESSAYS ON PAUL BOURGET — CONTENTS: WHAT PAUL BOURGET THINKS OF US A LITTLE NOTE TO M. PAUL BOURGET
366. 366.WHAT PAUL BOURGET THINKS OF US — A LITTLE NOTE TO M. PAUL BOURGET — NOTICE.
367. 367.CHAPTER I. TOM SEEKS NEW ADVENTURES — CHAPTER II. THE BALLOON ASCENSION — CHAPTER III. TOM EXPLAINS — CHAPTER IV. STORM — CHAPTER V. LAND — CHAPTER VI. IT'S A CARAVAN — CHAPTER VII. TOM RESPECTS THE FLEA — CHAPTER VIII. THE DISAPPEARING LAKE — CHAPTER IX. TOM DISCOURSES ON THE DESERT — CHAPTER X. THE TREASURE-HILL — CHAPTER XI. THE SAND-STORM — CHAPTER XII. JIM STANDING SIEGE — CHAPTER XIII. GOING FOR TOM'S PIPE: — THE TRAGEDY OF PUDD'NHEAD WILSON
368. 368.A WHISPER TO THE READER
369. 369.CHAPTER 1
370. 370.CHAPTER 2
371. 371.CHAPTER 3
372. 372.CHAPTER 4
373. 373.CHAPTER 5
374. 374.CHAPTER 6
375. 375.CHAPTER 7
376. 376.CHAPTER 8
377. 377.CHAPTER 9
378. 378.CHAPTER 10
379. 379.CHAPTER 11
380. 380.CHAPTER 12
381. 381.CHAPTER 13
382. 382.CHAPTER 14
383. 383.CHAPTER 15
384. 384.CHAPTER 16
385. 385.CHAPTER 17
386. 386.CHAPTER 18
387. 387.CHAPTER 19
388. 388.CHAPTER 20
389. 389.CHAPTER 21 — CONCLUSION
390. 390.THOSE EXTRAORDINARY TWINS — CHAPTER I
391. 391.CHAPTER II
392. 392.CHAPTER III
393. 393.CHAPTER IV
394. 394.CHAPTER V
395. 395.CHAPTER VI
396. 396.CHAPTER VII
397. 397.CHAPTER VIII
398. 398.CHAPTER IX
399. 399.CHAPTER X
400. 400.FINAL REMARKS
401. 401.PERSONAL RECOLLECTIONS OF JOAN OF ARC — Book II — IN COURT AND CAMP 1 Joan Says Good-By 2 The Governor Speeds Joan 3 The Paladin Groans and Boasts 4 Joan Leads Us Through the Enemy 5 We Pierce the Last Ambuscades 6 Joan Convinces the King 7 Our Paladin in His Glory 8 Joan Persuades the Inquisitors 9 She Is Made General-in-Chief 10 The Maid's Sword and Banner 11 The War March Is Begun 12 Joan Puts Heart in Her Army 13 Checked by the Folly of the Wise 14 What the English Answered 15 My Exquisite Poem Goes to Smash 16 The Finding of the Dwarf 17 Sweet Fruit of Bitter Truth 18 Joan's First Battle-Field 19 We Burst In Upon Ghosts 20 Joan Makes Cowards Brave Victors 21 She Gently Reproves Her Dear Friend 22 The Fate of France Decided 23 Joan Inspires the Tawdry King 24 Tinsel Trappings of Nobility 25 At Last—Forward! 26 The Last Doubts Scattered 27 How Joan Took Jargeau — Volume 1.
402. 402.TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE — A PECULIARITY OF JOAN OF ARC'S HISTORY — THE SIEUR LOUIS DE CONTE
403. 403.BOOK I IN DOMREMY — Chapter 1 When Wolves Ran Free in Paris
404. 404.Chapter 2 The Fairy Tree of Domremy — Chapter 3 All Aflame with Love of France — Chapter 4 Joan Tames the Mad Man — Chapter 5 Domremy Pillaged and Burned — Chapter 6 Joan and Archangel Michael — Chapter 7 She Delivers the Divine Command — Chapter 8 Why the Scorners Relented — BOOK II IN COURT AND CAMP — Chapter 2 The Governor Speeds Joan — Chapter 3 The Paladin Groans and Boasts — Chapter 4 Joan Leads Us Through the Enemy — Chapter 5 We Pierce the Last Ambuscades — Chapter 6 Joan Convinces the King — Chapter 7 Our Paladin in His Glory — Chapter 8 Joan Persuades Her Inquisitors — Chapter 9 She Is Made General-in-Chief — Chapter 10 The Maid's Sword and Banner — Chapter 11 The War March Is Begun — Chapter 12 Joan Puts Heart in Her Army — Chapter 13 Checked by the Folly of the Wise — Chapter 14 What the English Answered — Chapter 15 My Exquisite Poem Goes to Smash — Chapter 16 The Finding of the Dwarf — Chapter 17 Sweet Fruit of Bitter Truth — Chapter 18 Joan's First Battle-Field — Chapter 19 We Burst In Upon Ghosts — Chapter 20 Joan Makes Cowards Brave Victors — Chapter 21 She Gently Reproves Her Dear Friend — Chapter 22 The Fate of France Decided — Chapter 23 Joan Inspires the Tawdry King — Chapter 24 Tinsel Trappings of Nobility — Chapter 25 At Last—Forward! — Chapter 26 The Last Doubts Scattered — Chapter 27 How Joan Took Jargeau
405. 405.PERSONAL RECOLLECTIONS OF JOAN OF ARC VOL. 2 — PERSONAL RECOLLECTIONS OF JOAN OF ARC — Volume 2.
406. 406.Chapter 28 Joan Foretells Her Doom — Chapter 39 We Win, But the King Balks — CONCLUSION
407. 407.TOM SAWYER, DETECTIVE — CHAPTER I. AN INVITATION FOR TOM AND HUCK
408. 408.CHAPTER II. JAKE DUNLAP
409. 409.CHAPTER III. A DIAMOND ROBBERY
410. 410.CHAPTER IV. THE THREE SLEEPERS
411. 411.CHAPTER V. A TRAGEDY IN THE WOODS
412. 412.CHAPTER VI. PLANS TO SECURE THE DIAMONDS
413. 413.CHAPTER VII. A NIGHT'S VIGIL
414. 414.CHAPTER VIII. TALKING WITH THE GHOST
415. 415.CHAPTER IX. FINDING OF JUBITER DUNLAP
416. 416.CHAPTER X. THE ARREST OF UNCLE SILAS
417. 417.CHAPTER XI. TOM SAWYER DISCOVERS THE MURDERERS
418. 418.FOLLOWING THE EQUATOR A JOURNEY AROUND THE WORLD BY MARK TWAIN SAMUEL L. CLEMENS HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT — THE PUDD'NHEAD MAXIMS. THESE WISDOMS ARE FOR THE LURING OF YOUTH TOWARD HIGH MORAL ALTITUDES. THE AUTHOR DID NOT GATHER THEM FROM PRACTICE, BUT FROM OBSERVATION. TO BE GOOD IS NOBLE; BUT TO SHOW OTHERS HOW TO BE GOOD IS NOBLER AND NO TROUBLE.
419. 419.CONTENTS — CHAPTER II. Change of Costume—Fish, Snake, and Boomerang Stories—Tests of Memory —A Brahmin Expert—General Grant's Memory—A Delicately Improper Tale — CHAPTER III. Honolulu—Reminiscences of the Sandwich Islands—King Liholiho and His Royal Equipment—The Tabu—The Population of the Island—A Kanaka Diver —Cholera at Honolulu—Honolulu; Past and Present—The Leper Colony — CHAPTER IV. Leaving Honolulu—Flying-fish—Approaching the Equator—Why the Ship Went Slow—The Front Yard of the Ship—Crossing the Equator—Horse Billiards or Shovel Board—The Waterbury Watch—Washing Decks—Ship Painters—The Great Meridian—The Loss of a Day—A Babe without a Birthday — CHAPTER V. A lesson in Pronunciation—Reverence for Robert Burns—The Southern Cross—Troublesome Constellations—Victoria for a Name—Islands on the Map—Alofa and Fortuna—Recruiting for the Queensland Plantations —Captain Warren's NoteBook—Recruiting not thoroughly Popular — CHAPTER VI. Missionaries Obstruct Business—The Sugar Planter and the Kanaka—The Planter's View—Civilizing the Kanaka The Missionary's View—The Result —Repentant Kanakas—Wrinkles—The Death Rate in Queensland — CHAPTER VII. The Fiji Islands—Suva—The Ship from Duluth—Going Ashore—Midwinter in Fiji—Seeing the Governor—Why Fiji was Ceded to England—Old time Fijians—Convicts among the Fijians—A Case Where Marriage was a Failure Immortality with Limitations — CHAPTER VIII. A Wilderness of Islands—Two Men without a Country—A Naturalist from New Zealand—The Fauna of Australasia—Animals, Insects, and Birds—The Ornithorhynchus—Poetry and Plagiarism — CHAPTER IX. — CHAPTER X. The Discovery of Australia—Transportation of Convicts—Discipline —English Laws, Ancient and Modern—Flogging Prisoners to Death—Arrival of Settlers—New South Wales Corps—Rum Currency—Intemperance Everywhere $100,000 for One Gallon of Rum—Development of the Country—Immense Resources — CHAPTER XI. Hospitality of English-speaking People—Writers and their Gratitude—Mr. Gane and the Panegyrics—Population of Sydney An English City with American Trimming—"Squatters"—Palaces and Sheep Kingdoms—Wool and Mutton—Australians and Americans—Costermonger Pronunciation—England is "Home"—Table Talk—English and Colonial Audiences 124 — CHAPTER XII. Mr. X., a Missionary—Why Christianity Makes Slow Progress in India—A Large Dream—Hindoo Miracles and Legends—Sampson and Hanuman—The Sandstone Ridge—Where are the Gates? — CHAPTER XIII. Public Works in Australasia—Botanical Garden of Sydney—Four Special Socialties—The Government House—A Governor and His Functions—The Admiralty House—The Tour of the Harbor—Shark Fishing—Cecil Rhodes' Shark and his First Fortune—Free Board for Sharks. — CHAPTER XIV. Bad Health—To Melbourne by Rail—Maps Defective—The Colony of Victoria —A Round-trip Ticket from Sydney—Change Cars, from Wide to Narrow Gauge, a Peculiarity at Albury—Customs-fences—"My Word"—The Blue Mountains—Rabbit Piles—Government R. R. Restaurants—Duchesses for Waiters—"Sheep-dip"—Railroad Coffee—Things Seen and Not Seen — CHAPTER XV. Wagga-Wagga—The Tichborne Claimant—A Stock Mystery—The Plan of the Romance—The Realization—The Henry Bascom Mystery—Bascom Hall—The Author's Death and Funeral — CHAPTER XVI. Melbourne and its Attractions—The Melbourne Cup Races—Cup Day—Great Crowds—Clothes Regardless of Cost—The Australian Larrikin—Is He Dead? Australian Hospitality—Melbourne Wool-brokers—The Museums—The Palaces —The Origin of Melbourne — CHAPTER XVII. The British Empire—Its Exports and Imports—The Trade of Australia—To Adelaide—Broken Hill Silver Mine—A Roundabout road—The Scrub and its Possibilities for the Novelist—The Aboriginal Tracker—A Test Case—How Does One Cow-Track Differ from Another? — CHAPTER XVIII. Gum Trees—Unsociable Trees—Gorse and Broom—A universal Defect—An Adventurer—Wanted L200, got L20,000,000—A Vast Land Scheme—The Smash-up—The Corpse Got Up and Danced—A Unique Business by One Man —Buying the Kangaroo Skin—The Approach to Adelaide—Everything Comes to Him who Waits—A Healthy Religious sphere—What is the Matter with the Specter? — CHAPTER XIX. — CHAPTER XX. A Caller—A Talk about Old Times—The Fox Hunt—An Accurate Judgment of an Idiot—How We Passed the Custom Officers in Italy — CHAPTER XXI. The "Weet-Weet"—Keeping down the Population—Victoria—Killing the Aboriginals—Pioneer Days in Queensland—Material for a Drama—The Bush —Pudding with Arsenic Revenge—A Right Spirit but a Wrong Method—Death of Donga Billy — CHAPTER XXII. Continued Description of Aboriginals—Manly Qualities—Dodging Balls —Feats of Spring—Jumping—Where the Kangaroo Learned its Art 'Well Digging—Endurance—Surgery—Artistic Abilities—Fennimore Cooper's Last Chance—Australian Slang — CHAPTER XXIII. To Horsham (Colony of Victoria)—Description of Horsham—At the Hotel —Pepper Tree-The Agricultural College, Forty Pupils—High Temperature —Width of Road in Chains, Perches, etc.—The Bird with a Forgettable Name—The Magpie and the Lady—Fruit Trees—Soils—Sheep Shearing—To Stawell —Gold Mining Country—$75,000 per Month Income and able to Keep House —Fine Grapes and Wine—The Dryest Community on Earth—The Three Sisters —Gum Trees and Water — CHAPTER XXIV. — CHAPTER XXV. Bound for Bendigo—The Priest at Castlemaine—Time Saved by Walking —Description of Bendigo—A Valuable Nugget—Perseverence and Success —Mr. Blank and His Influence—Conveyance of an Idea—I Had to Like the Irishman—Corrigan Castle, and the Mark Twain Club—My Bascom Mystery Solved — CHAPTER XXVI. Where New Zealand Is—But Few Know—Things People Think They Know—The Yale Professor and His Visitor from N. Z. — CHAPTER XXVII. The South Pole Swell—Tasmania—Extermination of the Natives—The Picture Proclamation—The Conciliator—The Formidable Sixteen — CHAPTER XXVIII. When the Moment Comes the Man Appears—Why Ed. Jackson called on Commodore Vanderbilt—Their Interview—Welcome to the Child of His Friend —A Big Time but under Inspection—Sent on Important Business—A Visit to the Boys on the Boat — CHAPTER XXIX: Tasmania, Early Days—Description of the Town of Hobart—An Englishman's Love of Home Surroundings—Neatest City on Earth—The Museum—A Parrot with an Acquired Taste—Glass Arrow Beads—Refuge for the Indigent too healthy — CHAPTER XXX. Arrival at Bluff, N. Z.—Where the Rabbit Plague Began—The Natural Enemy of the Rabbit—Dunedin—A Lovely Town—Visit to Dr. Hockin—His Museum —A Liquified Caterpillar—The Unperfected Tape Worm—The Public Museum and Picture — CHAPTER XXXI. The Express Train—"A Hell of a Hotel at Maryborough" —Clocks and Bells—Railroad Service. — CHAPTER XXXII. Description of the Town of Christ Church—A Fine Museum—Jade-stone Trinkets—The Great Man—The First Maori in New Zealand—Women Voters —"Person" in New Zealand Law Includes Woman—Taming an Ornithorhynchus —A Voyage in the 'Flora' from Lyttelton—Cattle Stalls for Everybody —A Wonderful Time. — CHAPTER XXXIII. The Town of Nelson—"The Mongatapu Murders," the Great Event of the Town —Burgess' Confession—Summit of Mount Eden—Rotorua and the Hot Lakes and Geysers—Thermal Springs District—Kauri Gum—Tangariwa Mountains — CHAPTER XXXIV. The Bay of Gisborne—Taking in Passengers by the Yard Arm—The Green Ballarat Fly—False Teeth—From Napier to Hastings by the Ballarat Fly Train—Kauri Trees—A Case of Mental Telegraphy — CHAPTER XXXV. Fifty Miles in Four Hours—Comfortable Cars—Town of Wauganui—Plenty of Maoris—On the Increase—Compliments to the Maoris—The Missionary Ways all Wrong—The Tabu among the Maoris—A Mysterious Sign—Curious War-monuments—Wellington — CHAPTER XXXVI. The Poems of Mrs. Moore—The Sad Fate of William Upson—A Fellow Traveler Imitating the Prince of Wales—A Would-be Dude—Arrival at Sydney —Curious Town Names with Poem — CHAPTER XXXVII. From Sydney for Ceylon—A Lascar Crew—A Fine Ship—Three Cats and a Basket of Kittens—Dinner Conversations—Veuve Cliquot Wine—At Anchor in King George's Sound Albany Harbor—More Cats—A Vulture on Board—Nearing the Equator again—Dressing for Dinner—Ceylon, Hotel Bristol—Servant Brampy—A Feminine Man—Japanese Jinriksha or Cart—Scenes in Ceylon—A Missionary School—Insincerity of Clothes — CHAPTER XXXVIII. Steamer Rosettes to Bombay—Limes 14 cents a Barrel—Bombay, a Bewitching City—Descriptions of People and Dress—Woman as a Road Decoration —India, the Land of Dreams and Romance—Fourteen Porters to Carry Baggage —Correcting a Servant—Killing a Slave—Arranging a Bedroom—Three Hours' Work and a Terrible Racket—The Bird of Birds, the Indian Crow — CHAPTER XXXIX. God Vishnu, 108 Names—Change of Titles or Hunting for an Heir—Bombay as a Kaleidoscope—The Native's Man Servant—Servants' Recommendations—How Manuel got his Name and his English—Satan—A Visit from God — CHAPTER XL. The Government House at Malabar Point—Mansion of Kumar Shri Samatsin Hji Bahadur—The Indian Princess—A Difficult Game—Wardrobe and Jewels —Ceremonials—Decorations when Leaving—The Towers of Silence—A Funeral — CHAPTER XLI. Jain Temple—Mr. Roychand's Bungalow—A Decorated Six-Gun Prince—Human Fireworks—European Dress, Past and Present—Complexions—Advantages with the Zulu—Festivities at the Bungalow-Nautch Dancers—Entrance of the Prince—Address to the Prince — CHAPTER XLII. A Hindoo Betrothal, midnight, Sleepers on the ground, Home of the Bride of Twelve Years Dressed as a Boy—Illumination Nautch Girls—Imitating Snakes—Later—Illuminated Porch Filled with Sleepers—The Plague — CHAPTER XLIII Murder Trial in Bombay—Confidence Swindlers—Some Specialities of India —The Plague, Juggernaut, Suttee, etc.—Everything on Gigantic Scale —India First in Everything—80 States, more Custom Houses than Cats—Rich Ground for Thug Society — CHAPTER XLIV. Thug Book—Supplies for Traveling, Bedding, and other Freight—Scene at Railway Station—Making Way for White Man—Waiting Passengers, High and Low Caste, Touch in the cars—Our Car—Beds made up—Dreaming of Thugs —Baroda—Meet Friends—Indian Well—The Old Town—Narrow Streets—A Mad Elephant — CHAPTER XLVI. The Thugs—Government Efforts to Exterminate them—Choking a Victim A Fakeer Spared—Thief Strangled — CHAPTER XLVII. Thugs, Continued—Record of Murders—A Joy of Hunting and Killing Men —Gordon Gumming—Killing an Elephant—Family Affection among Thugs —Burial Places — CHAPTER XLVIII. Starting for Allahabad—Lower Berths in Sleepers—Elderly Ladies have Preference of Berths—An American Lady Takes One Anyhow—How Smythe Lost his Berth—How He Got Even—The Suttee — CHAPTER XLIX. Pyjamas—Day Scene in India—Clothed in a Turban and a Pocket Handkerchief—Land Parceled Out—Established Village Servants—Witches in Families—Hereditary Midwifery—Destruction of Girl Babies—Wedding Display—Tiger-Persuader—Hailstorm Discourages—The Tyranny of the Sweeper—Elephant Driver—Water Carrier—Curious Rivers—Arrival at Allahabad—English Quarter—Lecture Hall Like a Snowstorm—Private Carriages—A Milliner—Early Morning—The Squatting Servant—A Religious Fair — CHAPTER L. On the Road to Benares—Dust and Waiting—The Bejeweled Crowd—A Native Prince and his Guard—Zenana Lady—The Extremes of Fashion—The Hotel at Benares—An Annex a Mile Away—Doors in India—The Peepul Tree—Warning against Cold Baths—A Strange Fruit—Description of Benares—The Beginning of Creation—Pilgrims to Benares—A Priest with a Good Business Stand—Protestant Missionary—The Trinity Brahma, Shiva, and Vishnu —Religion the Business at Benares — CHAPTER LI. Benares a Religious Temple—A Guide for Pilgrims to Save Time in Securing Salvation — CHAPTER LII. A Curious Way to Secure Salvation—The Banks of the Ganges—Architecture Represents Piety—A Trip on the River—Bathers and their Costumes —Drinking the Water—A Scientific Test of the Nasty Purifier—Hindoo Faith in the Ganges—A Cremation—Remembrances of the Suttee—All Life Sacred Except Human Life—The Goddess Bhowanee, and the Sacrificers—Sacred Monkeys—Ugly Idols Everywhere—Two White Minarets—A Great View with a Monkey in it—A Picture on the Water — CHAPTER LIII. Still in Benares—Another Living God—Why Things are Wonderful—Sri 108 Utterly Perfect—How He Came so—Our Visit to Sri—A Friendly Deity Exchanging Autographs and Books—Sri's Pupil—An Interesting Man —Reverence and Irreverence—Dancing in a Sepulchre — CHAPTER LIV. Rail to Calcutta—Population—The "City of Palaces"—A Fluted Candle-stick—Ochterlony—Newspaper Correspondence—Average Knowledge of Countries—A Wrong Idea of Chicago—Calcutta and the Black Hole —Description of the Horrors—Those Who Lived—The Botanical Gardens—The Afternoon Turnout—Grand Review—Military Tournament—Excursion on the Hoogly—The Museum—What Winter Means Calcutta — CHAPTER LV On the Road Again—Flannels in Order—Across Country—From Greenland's Icy Mountain—Swapping Civilization—No Field women in India—How it is in Other Countries—Canvas-covered Cars—The Tiger Country—My First Hunt Some Elephants Get Away—The Plains of India—The Ghurkas—Women for Pack-Horses—A Substitute for a Cab—Darjeeling—The Hotel—The Highest Thing in the Himalayas—The Club—Kinchinjunga and Mt. Everest —Thibetans—The Prayer Wheel—People Going to the Bazar — CHAPTER LVI. On the Road Again—The Hand-Car—A Thirty-five-mile Slide—The Banyan Tree—A Dramatic Performance—The Railroad—The Half-way House—The Brain Fever Bird—The Coppersmith Bird—Nightingales and Cue Owls — CHAPTER LVII. India the Most Extraordinary Country on Earth—Nothing Forgotten—The Land of Wonders—Annual Statistics Everywhere about Violence—Tiger vs. Man—A Handsome Fight—Annual Man Killing and Tiger Killing—Other Animals—Snakes—Insurance and Snake Tables—The Cobra Bite—Muzaffurpore —Dinapore—A Train that Stopped for Gossip—Six Hours for Thirty-five Miles—A Rupee to the Engineer—Ninety Miles an Hour—Again to Benares, the Piety Hive To Lucknow — CHAPTER LVIII. The Great Mutiny—The Massacre in Cawnpore—Terrible Scenes in Lucknow —The Residency—The Siege — CHAPTER LIX. A Visit to the Residency—Cawnpore—The Adjutant Bird and the Hindoo Corpse—The Tai Mahal—The True Conception—The Ice Storm—True Gems —Syrian Fountains—An Exaggerated Niagara — CHAPTER LX. To Lahore—The Governor's Elephant—Taking a Ride-No Danger from Collision—Rawal Pindi—Back to Delhi—An Orientalized Englishman —Monkeys and the Paint-pot—Monkey Crying over my Note-book—Arrival at Jeypore—In Rajputana—Watching Servants—The Jeypore Hotel—Our Old and New Satan—Satan as a Liar—The Museum—A Street Show—Blocks of Houses —A Religious Procession — CHAPTER LXI. Methods in American Deaf and Dumb Asylums—Methods in the Public Schools —A Letter from a youth in Punjab—Highly Educated Service—A Damage to the Country—A Little Book from Calcutta—Writing Poor English —Embarrassed by a Beggar Girl—A Specimen Letter—An Application for Employment—A Calcutta School Examination—Two Samples of Literature — CHAPTER LXII. Sail from Calcutta to Madras—Thence to Ceylon—Thence for Mauritius —The Indian Ocean—Our Captain's Peculiarity The Scot Has one too—The Flying-fish that Went Hunting in the Field—Fined for Smuggling—Lots of pets on Board—The Color of the Sea—The Most Important Member of Nature's Family—The Captain's Story of Cold Weather—Omissions in the Ship's Library—Washing Decks—Pyjamas on Deck—The Cat's Toilet—No Interest in the Bulletin—Perfect Rest—The Milky Way and the Magellan Clouds—Mauritius—Port Louis—A Hot Country—Under French Control —A Variety of People and Complexions—Train to Curepipe—A Wonderful Office-holder—The Wooden Peg Ornament—The Prominent Historical Event of Mauritius—"Paul and Virginia"—One of Virginia's Wedding Gifts—Heaven Copied after Mauritius—Early History of Mauritius—Quarantines —Population of all Kinds—What the World Consists of—Where Russia and Germany are—A Picture of Milan Cathedral—Newspapers—The Language—Best Sugar in the World—Literature of Mauritius — CHAPTER LXIII. Port Louis—Matches no Good—Good Roads—Death Notices—Why European Nations Rob Each Other—What Immigrants to Mauritius Do—Population —Labor Wages—The Camaron—The Palmiste and other Eatables—Monkeys—The Cyclone of 1892—Mauritius a Sunday Landscape — CHAPTER LXIV. The Steamer "Arundel Castle"—Poor Beds in Ships—The Beds in Noah's Ark —Getting a Rest in Europe—Ship in Sight—Mozambique Channel—The Engineer and the Band—Thackeray's "Madagascar"—Africanders Going Home —Singing on the After Deck—An Out-of-Place Story—Dynamite Explosion in Johannesburg—Entering Delagoa Bay—Ashore—A Hot Winter—Small Town—No Sights—No Carriages—Working Women—Barnum's Purchase of Shakespeare's Birthplace, Jumbo, and the Nelson Monument—Arrival at Durban — CHAPTER LXV. Royal Hotel Durban—Bells that Did not Ring—Early Inquiries for Comforts —Change of Temperature after Sunset-Rickhaws—The Hotel Chameleon —Natives not out after the Bell—Preponderance of Blacks in Natal—Hair Fashions in Natal—Zulus for Police—A Drive round the Berea—The Cactus and other Trees—Religion a Vital Matter—Peculiar Views about Babies —Zulu Kings—A Trappist Monastery—Transvaal Politics—Reasons why the Trouble came About — CHAPTER LXVI. Jameson over the Border—His Defeat and Capture—Sent to England for Trial—Arrest of Citizens by the Boers—Commuted sentences—Final Release of all but Two—Interesting Days for a Stranger—Hard to Understand Either Side—What the Reformers Expected to Accomplish—How They Proposed to do it—Testimonies a Year Later—A "Woman's Part"—The Truth of the South African Situation—"Jameson's Ride"—A Poem — CHAPTER LXVIL Jameson's Raid—The Reform Committee's Difficult Task—Possible Plans —Advice that Jameson Ought to Have—The War of 1881 and its Lessons —Statistics of Losses of the Combatants—Jameson's Battles—Losses on Both Sides—The Military Errors—How the Warfare Should Have Been Carried on to Be Successful — CHAPTER LXVIII. Judicious Mr. Rhodes—What South Africa Consists of—Johannesburg—The Gold Mines—The Heaven of American Engineers—What the Author Knows about Mining—Description of the Boer—What Should be Expected of Him—What Was A Dizzy Jump for Rhodes—Taxes—Rhodesian Method of Reducing Native Population—Journeying in Cape Colony—The Cars—The Country—The Weather—Tamed Blacks—Familiar Figures in King William's Town—Boer Dress—Boer Country Life—Sleeping Accommodations—The Reformers in Boer Prison—Torturing a Black Prisoner — CHAPTER LXIX. An Absorbing Novelty—The Kimberley Diamond Mines—Discovery of Diamonds —The Wronged Stranger—Where the Gems Are—A Judicious Change of Boundary—Modern Machinery and Appliances—Thrilling Excitement in Finding a Diamond—Testing a Diamond—Fences—Deep Mining by Natives in the Compound—Stealing—Reward for the Biggest Diamond—A Fortune in Wine—The Great Diamond—Office of the De Beer Co.—Sorting the Gems —Cape Town—The Most Imposing Man in British Provinces—Various Reasons for his Supremacy—How He Makes Friends — FOLLOWING THE EQUATOR — CHAPTER I.
420. 420.CHAPTER II.
421. 421.CHAPTER III.
422. 422.CHAPTER IV.
423. 423.CHAPTER V.
424. 424.CHAPTER VI.
425. 425.CHAPTER VII.
426. 426.CHAPTER VIII. — XVII.
427. 427.CHAPTER IX.
428. 428.CHAPTER X.
429. 429.CHAPTER XI.
430. 430.CHAPTER XII.
431. 431.CHAPTER XIII.
432. 432.CHAPTER XIV.
433. 433.CHAPTER XV.
434. 434.CHAPTER XVI.
435. 435.CHAPTER XVII.
436. 436.CHAPTER XVIII.
437. 437.CHAPTER XIX.
438. 438.CHAPTER XX.
439. 439.CHAPTER XXI.
440. 440.CHAPTER XXII.
441. 441.CHAPTER XXIII.
442. 442.CHAPTER XXIV.
443. 443.CHAPTER XXV.
444. 444.CHAPTER XXVI.
445. 445.CHAPTER XXVIL
446. 446.CHAPTER XXVIII.
447. 447.CHAPTER XXIX.
448. 448.CHAPTER XXX.
449. 449.CHAPTER XXXI.
450. 450.CHAPTER XXXII.
451. 451.CHAPTER XXXIII.
452. 452.CHAPTER XXXIV.
453. 453.CHAPTER XXXV.
454. 454.CHAPTER XXXVI.
455. 455.CHAPTER XXXVII.
456. 456.CHAPTER XXXVIII.
457. 457.CHAPTER XXXIX.
458. 458.CHAPTER XL.
459. 459.CHAPTER XLI.
460. 460.CHAPTER XLII.
461. 461.CHAPTER XLIII.
462. 462.CHAPTER XLIV.
463. 463.CHAPTER XLV.
464. 464.CHAPTER XLVI.
465. 465.CHAPTER XLVII.
466. 466.CHAPTER XLVIII.
467. 467.CHAPTER XLIX.
468. 468.CHAPTER L.
469. 469.CHAPTER LI.
470. 470.CHAPTER LII.
471. 471.CHAPTER LIII.
472. 472.CHAPTER LIV.
473. 473.CHAPTER LV. — FROM DIARY:
474. 474.CHAPTER LVI.
475. 475.CHAPTER LVII.
476. 476.CHAPTER, LVIII.
477. 477.CHAPTER LIX.
478. 478.CHAPTER LX.
479. 479.CHAPTER LXI.
480. 480.CHAPTER LXII.
481. 481.CHAPTER LXIII.
482. 482.CHAPTER LXIV.
483. 483.CHAPTER LXV.
484. 484.CHAPTER LXVI.
485. 485.CHAPTER LXVII.
486. 486.CHAPTER LXVIII.
487. 487.CHAPTER LXIX.
488. 488.CONCLUSION.
489. 489.THE MAN THAT CORRUPTED HADLEYBURG AND OTHER STORIES — CONTENTS: THE MAN THAT CORRUPTED HADLEYBURG MY FIRST LIE, AND HOW I GOT OUT OF IT THE ESQUIMAUX MAIDEN'S ROMANCE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE AND THE BOOK OF MRS. EDDY IS HE LIVING OR IS HE DEAD? MY DEBUT AS A LITERARY PERSON AT THE APPETITE-CURE CONCERNING THE JEWS FROM THE 'LONDON TIMES' OF 1904 ABOUT PLAY-ACTING TRAVELLING WITH A REFORMER DIPLOMATIC PAY AND CLOTHES LUCK THE CAPTAIN'S STORY STIRRING TIMES IN AUSTRIA MEISTERSCHAFT MY BOYHOOD DREAMS TO THE ABOVE OLD PEOPLE IN MEMORIAM—OLIVIA SUSAN CLEMENS
490. 490.THE MAN THAT CORRUPTED HADLEYBURG — II — III — IV — MY FIRST LIE, AND HOW I GOT OUT OF IT — THE ESQUIMAUX MAIDEN'S ROMANCE — CHRISTIAN SCIENCE AND THE BOOK OF MRS. EDDY — II — III — IV — V — VI — VII — VIII — IX — IS HE LIVING OR IS HE DEAD? — MY DEBUT AS A LITERARY PERSON — HENRY FERGUSON'S DIARY TO DATE, GIVEN IN FULL: — NOTE SECRETLY PASSED BY HENRY TO HIS BROTHER: — REPLY: — SECOND NOTE: — AT THE APPETITE-CURE — II — CONCERNING THE JEWS — FROM THE 'LONDON TIMES' OF 1904 — II — III — ABOUT PLAY-ACTING — I — II — TRAVELLING WITH A REFORMER — DIPLOMATIC PAY AND CLOTHES — LUCK — THE CAPTAIN'S STORY — STIRRING TIMES IN AUSTRIA — I. THE GOVERNMENT IN THE FRYING-PAN. — II. A MEMORABLE SITTING. — III.—CURIOUS PARLIAMENTARY ETIQUETTE. — IV.—THE HISTORIC CLIMAX — PRIVATE HISTORY OF THE 'JUMPING FROG' STORY — THE ATHENIAN AND THE FROG.[1] — MY MILITARY CAMPAIGN — MEISTERSCHAFT — DRAMATIS PERSONAE: — ACT I. SCENE I. — ACT II. SCENE I.
491. 491.ACT III. — MY BOYHOOD DREAMS — TO THE ABOVE OLD PEOPLE — EDITORIAL NOTE — IN MEMORIAM — CONTENTS: — WHAT IS MAN? — II — III — IV — V — VI — THE DEATH OF JEAN — THE TURNING-POINT OF MY LIFE — II — HOW TO MAKE HISTORY DATES STICK — THE MEMORABLE ASSASSINATION — A SCRAP OF CURIOUS HISTORY — SWITZERLAND, THE CRADLE OF LIBERTY — AT THE SHRINE OF ST. WAGNER — ENGLISH AS SHE IS TAUGHT — ON GIRLS — A SIMPLIFIED ALPHABET — CONCERNING TOBACCO — THE BEE — TAMING THE BICYCLE — I — IS SHAKESPEARE DEAD? — V — VII — VIII — IX — X — XI — XII — XIII — THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
492. 492.THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER — Chapter 1
493. 493.Chapter 2
494. 494.Chapter 3
495. 495.Chapter 4
496. 496.Chapter 5
497. 497.Chapter 6
498. 498.Chapter 7
499. 499.Chapter 8
500. 500.Chapter 9
501. 501.Chapter 10
502. 502.Chapter 11 — A FABLE — HUNTING THE DECEITFUL TURKEY
503. 503.A DOUBLE BARRELLED DETECTIVE — PART I — I
504. 504.II
505. 505.III
506. 506.V — PART II — I
507. 507.VII
508. 508.III
509. 509.IV — THE "WRONG MAN'S" STORY
510. 510.V
511. 511.THE $30,000 BEQUEST — CHAPTER I — CHAPTER II — CHAPTER III — CHAPTER IV — CHAPTER V — CHAPTER VI — CHAPTER VII — CHAPTER VIII — A DOG'S TALE — CHAPTER I — CHAPTER II — CHAPTER III — WAS IT HEAVEN? OR HELL? — CHAPTER I — CHAPTER II — CHAPTER III — CHAPTER IV — CHAPTER V — CHAPTER VI — CHAPTER VII — CHAPTER VIII — CHAPTER IX — CHAPTER X — A CURE FOR THE BLUES — THE CURIOUS BOOK — THE ENEMY CONQUERED; OR, LOVE TRIUMPHANT — THE CALIFORNIAN'S TALE — A HELPLESS SITUATION — THE LETTER — THE REPLY — A TELEPHONIC CONVERSATION — EDWARD MILLS AND GEORGE BENTON: A TALE — THE FIVE BOONS OF LIFE — Chapter I — Chapter II — Chapter III — Chapter IV — Chapter V — THE FIRST WRITING-MACHINES — 1904. VILLA QUARTO, FLORENCE, JANUARY. — ITALIAN WITHOUT A MASTER — ITALIAN WITH GRAMMAR — A BURLESQUE BIOGRAPHY — HOW TO TELL A STORY — THE WOUNDED SOLDIER — THE GOLDEN ARM — GENERAL WASHINGTON'S NEGRO BODY-SERVANT — "ANOTHER RELIC OF THE REVOLUTION GONE." — ANOTHER OLD HERO GONE — ANOTHER CHERISHED REMNANT OF THE REVOLUTION GONE — WIT INSPIRATIONS OF THE "TWO-YEAR-OLDS" — AN ENTERTAINING ARTICLE — AN ENGLISH CRITIC ON MARK TWAIN — REVIEWS OF NEW BOOKS — A LETTER TO THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY — AMENDED OBITUARIES — A MONUMENT TO ADAM — A HUMANE WORD FROM SATAN — INTRODUCTION TO "THE NEW GUIDE OF THE CONVERSATION IN — DIALOGUE 16 — DIALOGUE 17 — ADVICE TO LITTLE GIRLS — POST-MORTEM POETRY [1] — DIED — LINES — THE DANGER OF LYING IN BED — PORTRAIT OF KING WILLIAM III — COMMENDATIONS OF THE PORTRAIT — DOES THE RACE OF MAN LOVE A LORD? — EXTRACTS FROM ADAM'S DIARY — KEEP OFF — THE GRASS — EVE'S DIARY
512. 512.A HORSE'S TALE — CHAPTER I—SOLDIER BOY—PRIVATELY TO HIMSELF — CHAPTER II—LETTER FROM ROUEN—TO GENERAL ALISON — CHAPTER III—GENERAL ALISON TO HIS MOTHER — CHAPTER IV—CATHY TO HER AUNT MERCEDES — CHAPTER V—GENERAL ALISON TO MERCEDES — CHAPTER VI—SOLDIER BOY AND THE MEXICAN PLUG — CHAPTER VII—SOLDIER BOY AND SHEKELS — CHAPTER VIII—THE SCOUT-START. BB AND LIEUTENANT-GENERAL ALISON — CHAPTER IX—SOLDIER BOY AND SHEKELS AGAIN — CHAPTER X—GENERAL ALISON AND DORCAS — CHAPTER XI—SEVERAL MONTHS LATER. ANTONIO AND THORNDIKE — CHAPTER XII—MONGREL AND THE OTHER HORSE — PART II—IN SPAIN — CHAPTER XIII—GENERAL ALISON TO HIS MOTHER — CHAPTER XIV—SOLDIER BOY—TO HIMSELF — CHAPTER XV—GENERAL ALISON TO MRS. DRAKE, THE COLONEL'S WIFE
513. 513.CHRISTIAN SCIENCE — PREFACE — Book II was written at the beginning of 1903, and has not until now appeared in any form. In it my purpose has been to present a character-portrait of Mrs. Eddy, drawn from her own acts and words solely, not from hearsay and rumor; and to explain the nature and scope of her Monarchy, as revealed in the Laws by which she governs it, and which she wrote herself. — BOOK I CHRISTIAN SCIENCE — CHAPTER I VIENNA 1899.
514. 514.CHAPTER II
515. 515.CHAPTER III
516. 516.CHAPTER IV
517. 517.CHAPTER V
518. 518.CHAPTER VI
519. 519.CHAPTER VII
520. 520.CHAPTER VIII
521. 521.CHAPTER IX — BOOK II
522. 522.CHAPTER I
523. 523.CHAPTER II
524. 524.CHAPTER III
525. 525.CHAPTER IV
526. 526.POSTSCRIPT
527. 527.CHAPTER V
528. 528.SUMMARY
529. 529.CHAPTER VI — "MASSACHUSETTS METAPHYSICAL COLLEGE
530. 530.THE PASTOR EMERITUS
531. 531.THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
532. 532.THE PRESIDENT
533. 533.TREASURER AND CLERK
534. 534.BOARD OF TRUSTEES
535. 535.READERS
536. 536.ELECTION OF READERS
537. 537.THE ARISTOCRACY
538. 538.CHURCH MEMBERSHIP
539. 539.AND SOME ENGLISH REQUIRED
540. 540."READERS" AGAIN
541. 541.MONOPOLY OF SPIRITUAL BREAD
542. 542.THE NEW INFALLIBILITY
543. 543.THE SACRED POEMS
544. 544.THE CHURCH EDIFICE
545. 545.PRAYER
546. 546.THE LORD'S PRAYER-AMENDED
547. 547.THE NEW UNPARDONABLE SIN
548. 548.AXE AND BLOCK
549. 549.READING LETTERS AT MEETINGS
550. 550.HONESTY REQUISITE
551. 551.FURTHER APPLICATIONS OF THE AXE
552. 552.MORE SELF-PROTECTIONS
553. 553.BOARD OF EDUCATION
554. 554.PUBLIC TEACHERS
555. 555.BOARD OF LECTURESHIP
556. 556.MISSIONARIES
557. 557.THE BY-LAWS — COPYRIGHT
558. 558.CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PUBLISHING ASSOCIATION
559. 559.THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PUBLISHING SOCIETY
560. 560.CHAPTER VIII
561. 561."MOTHER-CHURCH UNIQUE"
562. 562."NO FIRST MEMBERS"
563. 563."THE"
564. 564.A LIFE-TERM MONOPOLY
565. 565.A PERPETUAL ONE
566. 566.THE SANCTUM SANCTORUM AND SACRED CHAIR
567. 567.THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PASTOR-UNIVERSAL
568. 568.PRICE OF THE PASTOR-UNIVERSAL
569. 569.SEVEN HUNDRED PER CENT.
570. 570.CHAPTER IX
571. 571.CHAPTER X
572. 572.CHAPTER XI
573. 573.CHAPTER XII
574. 574.CHAPTER XIII
575. 575.CHAPTER XIV
576. 576.CHAPTER XV
577. 577.APPENDIX A
578. 578.APPENDIX B
579. 579.APPENDIX C
580. 580.APPENDIX D
581. 581.APPENDIX E
582. 582.APPENDIX F
583. 583.MRS. EDDY IN ERROR
584. 584.MAIN PARTS OF THE MACHINE
585. 585.DISTRIBUTION OF THE MACHINE'S POWERS AND DIGNITIES
586. 586.CONCLUSION — EXTRACT FROM CAPTAIN STORMFIELD'S VISIT TO HEAVEN — CHAPTER I — CHAPTER II — GOLDSMITH'S FRIEND ABROAD AGAIN — LETTER I — LETTER II — LETTER III
587. 587.LETTER IV
588. 588.LETTER V
589. 589.LETTER VI
590. 590.LETTER VII
591. 591.HOW TO TELL A STORY AND OTHERS — CONTENTS: HOW TO TELL A STORY THE WOUNDED SOLDIER THE GOLDEN ARM MENTAL TELEGRAPHY AGAIN THE INVALIDS STORY — HOW TO TELL A STORY — MENTAL TELEGRAPHY AGAIN — THE INVALID'S STORY
592. 592.MARK TWAIN'S SPEECHES — CONTENTS:
593. 593.INTRODUCTION — PREFACE — MARK TWAIN'S SPEECHES
594. 594.THE STORY OF A SPEECH — PLYMOUTH ROCK AND THE PILGRIMS — COMPLIMENTS AND DEGREES — BOOKS, AUTHORS, AND HATS — DEDICATION SPEECH — DIE SCHRECKEN DER DEUTSCHEN SPRACHE [THE HORRORS OF THE GERMAN LANGUAGE] — GERMAN FOR THE HUNGARIANS — A NEW GERMAN WORD — UNCONSCIOUS PLAGIARISM — THE WEATHER — THE BABIES — OUR CHILDREN AND GREAT DISCOVERIES — EDUCATING THEATRE-GOERS — THE EDUCATIONAL THEATRE — POETS AS POLICEMEN — PUDD'NHEAD WILSON DRAMATIZED — DALY THEATRE — THE DRESS OF CIVILIZED WOMAN — DRESS REFORM AND COPYRIGHT — COLLEGE GIRLS — GIRLS — THE LADIES — WOMAN'S PRESS CLUB — VOTES FOR WOMEN — WOMAN-AN OPINION — ADVICE TO GIRLS — TAXES AND MORALS — TAMMANY AND CROKER — MUNICIPAL CORRUPTION — MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT — CHINA AND THE PHILIPPINES — THEORETICAL MORALS — LAYMAN'S SERMON — UNIVERSITY SETTLEMENT SOCIETY — PUBLIC EDUCATION ASSOCIATION — EDUCATION AND CITIZENSHIP — COURAGE — THE DINNER TO MR. CHOATE — ON STANLEY AND LIVINGSTONE — HENRY M. STANLEY — DINNER TO MR. JEROME — HENRY IRVING — DINNER TO HAMILTON W. MABIE — INTRODUCING NYE AND RILEY — DINNER TO WHITELAW REID — ROGERS AND RAILROADS — THE OLD-FASHIONED PRINTER — SOCIETY OF AMERICAN AUTHORS — READING-ROOM OPENING — LITERATURE — DISAPPEARANCE OF LITERATURE — THE NEW YORK PRESS CLUB DINNER — THE ALPHABET AND SIMPLIFIED SPELLING — SPELLING AND PICTURES — BOOKS AND BURGLARS — AUTHORS' CLUB — BOOKSELLERS — "MARK TWAIN'S FIRST APPEARANCE" — MORALS AND MEMORY — QUEEN VICTORIA — JOAN OF ARC — ACCIDENT INSURANCE—ETC. — OSTEOPATHY — WATER-SUPPLY — MISTAKEN IDENTITY — CATS AND CANDY — OBITUARY POETRY — CIGARS AND TOBACCO — BILLIARDS — THE UNION RIGHT OR WRONG — AN IDEAL FRENCH ADDRESS — STATISTICS — GALVESTON ORPHAN BAZAAR — SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE — CHARITY AND ACTORS — RUSSIAN REPUBLIC — RUSSIAN SUFFERERS — WATTERSON AND TWAIN AS REBELS — ROBERT FULTON FUND — FULTON DAY, JAMESTOWN — LOTOS CLUB DINNER IN HONOR OF MARK TWAIN — COPYRIGHT — IN AID OF THE BLIND — DR. MARK TWAIN, FARMEOPATH — MISSOURI UNIVERSITY SPEECH — BUSINESS — CARNEGIE THE BENEFACTOR — ON POETRY, VERACITY, AND SUICIDE — WELCOME HOME — AN UNDELIVERED SPEECH — SIXTY-SEVENTH BIRTHDAY — TO THE WHITEFRIARS — THE ASCOT GOLD CUP — THE SAVAGE CLUB DINNER — GENERAL MILES AND THE DOG — WHEN IN DOUBT, TELL THE TRUTH — THE DAY WE CELEBRATE, — INDEPENDENCE DAY — AMERICANS AND THE ENGLISH — ABOUT LONDON — PRINCETON — THE ST. LOUIS HARBOR-BOAT "MARK TWAIN" — SEVENTIETH BIRTHDAY
595. 595.MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS COMPLETE — MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS 1853-1866 — FOREWORD — MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS — MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS — I
596. 596.II
597. 597.III — Part of a letter to Mrs. Jane Clemens, in St. Louis:
598. 598.IV
599. 599.V — Part of a letter to Mrs. Jane Clemens and Mrs. Moffett, in St. Louis:
600. 600.VI. — MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS 1867-1875 — VOLUME II.
601. 601.VII.
602. 602.VIII.
603. 603.IX.
604. 604.X.
605. 605.XI.
606. 606.XII. — Part of a letter to Mrs. Jervis Langdon, of Elmira, N. Y.:
607. 607.XIII.
608. 608.XIV.
609. 609.XV. — MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS 1876-1885 — VOLUME III. — XVI.
610. 610.XVII.
611. 611.XVIII. — Part of letter to W. D. Howells, in Boston:
612. 612.XIX.
613. 613.XX.
614. 614.XXI.
615. 615.XXII.
616. 616.XXIII.
617. 617.XXIV
618. 618.XXV — MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS 1886-1900 — VOLUME IV. — XXVI — I — II — XXVII
619. 619.XXVIII
620. 620.XXIX — LETTERS, 1890, CHIEFLY TO JOS. T. GOODMAN. THE GREAT MACHINE ENTERPRISE
621. 621.XXXI
622. 622.XXXII
623. 623.XXXIII
624. 624.XXXIV
625. 625.XXXV
626. 626.XXXVI — Part of a letter to H. H. Rogers, in New York:
627. 627.XXXVII
628. 628.XXXVIII — LETTERS OF 1900, MAINLY TO TWICHELL. THE BOER WAR. BOXER TROUBLES. THE RETURN TO AMERICA — MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS 1901-1906 — VOLUME V. — XL
629. 629.XLI
630. 630.XLII
631. 631.XLIII
632. 632.XLIV
633. 633.XLV — PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL — MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS 1907-1910 — VOLUME VI. — XLVI
634. 634.XLVII
635. 635.XLVIII
636. 636.THE LAST DAY AT STORMFIELD
637. 637.APPENDIX X

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