It was but too plain. The unfortunate bailiff
must have opened the door before the spell had
faded, while yet the Ugly-Wuglies were something
more than mere coats and hats and sticks.
They had rushed out upon him, and had done
this. He lay there insensible—was it a golf-club
or a hockey-stick that had made that horrible
cut on his forehead? Gerald wondered. The
girls had rushed to the sufferer; already his
head was in Mabel's lap. Kathleen had tried
to get it on to hers, but Mabel was too quick
for her.
Jimmy and Gerald both knew what was the
first thing needed by the unconscious, even
before Mabel impatiently said: "Water!
water!"
"What in?" Jimmy asked, looking doubtfully
at his hands, and then down the green slope
to the marble-bordered pool where the water-lilies
were.
"Your hat—anything," said Mabel.
The two boys turned away.
"Suppose they come after us," said Jimmy.
"What come after us?" Gerald snapped
rather than asked.
"The Ugly-Wuglies," Jimmy whispered.
"Who's afraid?" Gerald inquired.
But he looked to right and left very carefully,
and chose the way that did not lead near the
bushes. He scooped water up in his straw hat
and returned to Flora's Temple, carrying it
carefully in both hands. When he saw how
quickly it ran through the straw he pulled his
handkerchief from his breast pocket with his
teeth and dropped it into the hat. It was with
this that the girls wiped the blood from the
bailiff's brow.
"We ought to have smelling salts," said Kathleen,
half in tears. "I know we ought."
"They would be good," Mabel owned.
"Hasn't your aunt any?"
"Yes, but——"
"Don't be a coward," said Gerald; "think of
last night. They wouldn't hurt you. He must
have insulted them or something. Look here,
you run. We'll see that nothing runs after you."
There was no choice but to relinquish the
head of the interesting invalid to Kathleen; so
Mabel did it, cast one glaring glance round the
rhododendron bordered slope, and fled towards
the castle.
The other three bent over the still unconscious
bailiff.
"He's not dead, is he?" asked Jimmy
anxiously.
"No," Kathleen reassured him, "his heart's
beating. Mabel and I felt it in his wrist, where
doctors do. How frightfully good-looking he is!"
"Not so dusty," Gerald admitted.
"I never know what you mean by good-looking,"
said Jimmy, and suddenly a shadow
fell on the marble beside them and a fourth
voice spoke—not Mabel's; her hurrying figure,
though still in sight, was far away.
"Quite a personable young man," it said.
The children looked up—into the face of the
eldest of the Ugly-Wuglies, the respectable one.
Jimmy and Kathleen screamed. I am sorry,
but they did.
"Hush!" said Gerald savagely: he was still
wearing the ring. "Hold your tongues! I'll
get him away," he added in a whisper.
"Very sad affair this," said the respectable
Ugly-Wugly. He spoke with a curious accent;
there was something odd about his r's, and his
m's and n's were those of a person labouring
under an almost intolerable cold in the head.
But it was not the dreadful "oo" and "ah" voice
of the night before. Kathleen and Jimmy
stooped over the bailiff. Even that prostrate
form, being human, seemed some little protection.
But Gerald, strong in the fearlessness
that the ring gave to its wearer, looked full into
the face of the Ugly-Wugly—and started. For
though the face was almost the same as the face
he had himself painted on the school drawing-paper,
it was not the same. For it was no longer
paper. It was a real face, and the hands, lean
and almost transparent as they were, were real
hands. As it moved a little to get a better
view of the bailiff it was plain that it had
legs, arms—live legs and arms, and a self-supporting
backbone. It was alive indeed—with
a vengeance.
"How did it happen?" Gerald asked with an
effort at calmness—a successful effort.
"Most regrettable," said the Ugly-Wugly.
"The others must have missed the way last
night in the passage. They never found the
hotel."
"Did you?" asked Gerald blankly.
"Of course," said the Ugly-Wugly. "Most
respectable, exactly as you said. Then when
I came away—I didn't come the front way
because I wanted to revisit this sylvan scene
by daylight, and the hotel people didn't seem
to know how to direct me to it—I found the
others all at this door, very angry. They'd been
here all night, trying to get out. Then the door
opened—this gentleman must have opened it—and
before I could protect him, that underbred
man in the high hat—you remember——"
Gerald remembered.
"Hit him on the head, and he fell where
you see him. The others dispersed, and I
myself was just going for assistance when
I saw you."
Here Jimmy was discovered to be in tears
and Kathleen white as any drawing-paper.
"What's the matter, my little man?" said the
respectable Ugly-Wugly kindly. Jimmy passed
instantly from tears to yells.
"Here, take the ring!" said Gerald in a furious
whisper, and thrust it on to Jimmy's hot, damp,
resisting finger. Jimmy's voice stopped short
in the middle of a howl. And Gerald in a cold
flash realised what it was that Mabel had gone
through the night before. But it was daylight,
and Gerald was not a coward.
"We must find the others," he said.
"I imagine," said the elderly Ugly-Wugly,
"that they have gone to bathe. Their clothes
are in the wood."
He pointed stiffly.
"You two go and see," said Gerald. "I'll go
on dabbing this chap's head."
In the wood Jimmy, now fearless as any lion,
discovered four heaps of clothing, with broomsticks,
hockey-sticks, and masks complete, all
that had gone to make up the gentlemen Ugly-Wuglies
of the night before. On a stone seat
well in the sun sat the two lady Ugly-Wuglies,
and Kathleen approached them gingerly.
Valour is easier in the sunshine than at night,
as we all know. When she and Jimmy came
close to the bench, they saw that the Ugly-Wuglies
were only Ugly-Wuglies such as they
had often made. There was no life in them.
Jimmy shook them to pieces, and a sigh of
relief burst from Kathleen.
"The spell's broken, you see," she said; "and
that old gentleman, he's real. He only happens
to be like the Ugly-Wugly we made."
"He's got the coat that hung in the hall on,
anyway," said Jimmy.
JIMMY SHOOK THEM TO PIECES.
"No, it's only like it. Let's get back to the
unconscious stranger."
They did, and Gerald begged the elderly
Ugly-Wugly to retire among the bushes with
Jimmy; "because," said he, "I think the poor
bailiff's coming round, and it might upset him
to see strangers—and Jimmy'll keep you
company. He's the best one of us to go with
you," he added hastily.
And this, since Jimmy had the ring, was
certainly true.
So the two disappeared behind the rhododendrons.
Mabel came back with the salts
just as the bailiff opened his eyes.
"It's just like life," she said; "I might just
as well not have gone. However——" She
knelt down at once and held the bottle
under the sufferer's nose till he sneezed and
feebly pushed her hand away with the faint
question:
"What's up now?"
"You've hurt your head," said Gerald. "Lie
still."
"No—more—smelling-bottle," he said weakly,
and lay.
Quite soon he sat up and looked round him.
There was an anxious silence. Here was a
grown-up who knew last night's secret, and
none of the children were at all sure what the
utmost rigour of the law might be in a case
where people, no matter how young, made
Ugly-Wuglies, and brought them to life—dangerous,
fighting, angry life. What would
he say—what would he do? He said: "What
an odd thing! Have I been insensible long?"
"Hours," said Mabel earnestly.
"Not long," said Kathleen.
"We don't know. We found you like it," said
Gerald.
"I'm all right now," said the bailiff, and his
eye fell on the blood-stained handkerchief. "I
say, I did give my head a bang. And you've
been giving me first aid. Thank you most
awfully. But it is rum."
"What's rum?" politeness obliged Gerald
to ask.
"Well, I suppose it isn't really rum—I expect I
saw you just before I fainted, or whatever it was—but
I've dreamed the most extraordinary dream
while I've been insensible, and you were in it."
"Nothing but us?" asked Mabel breathlessly.
"Oh, lots of things—impossible things—but
you were real enough."
Every one breathed deeply in relief. It was
indeed, as they agreed later, a lucky let-off.
"Are you sure you're all right?" they all
asked, as he got on his feet.
"Perfectly, thank you." He glanced behind
Flora's statue as he spoke. "Do you know,
I dreamed there was a door there, but of
course there isn't. I don't know how to thank
you," he added, looking at them with what the
girls called his beautiful, kind eyes; "it's lucky
for me you came along. You come here whenever
you like, you know," he added. "I give
you the freedom of the place."
"You're the new bailiff, aren't you?" said
Mabel.
"Yes. How did you know?" he asked
quickly; but they did not tell him how they
knew. Instead, they found out which way he
was going, and went the other way after warm
hand-shakes and hopes on both sides that they
would meet again soon.
"I'll tell you what," said Gerald, as they
watched the tall, broad figure of the bailiff
grow smaller across the hot green of the grass
slope, "have you got any idea of how we're
going to spend the day? Because I have."
The others hadn't.
"We'll get rid of that Ugly-Wugly—oh, we'll
find a way right enough—and directly we've
done it we'll go home and seal up the ring in
an envelope so that its teeth'll be drawn and
it'll be powerless to have unforeseen larks with
us. Then we'll get out on the roof, and have
a quiet day—books and apples. I'm about
fed up with adventures, so I tell you."
The others told him the same thing.
"Now, think," said he—"think as you never
thought before—how to get rid of that Ugly-Wugly."
Every one thought, but their brains were
tired with anxiety and distress, and the
thoughts they thought were, as Mabel said,
not worth thinking, let alone saying.
"I suppose Jimmy's all right," said Kathleen
anxiously.
"Oh, he's all right: he's got the ring," said
Gerald.
"I hope he won't go wishing anything rotten,"
said Mabel, but Gerald urged her to shut up and
let him think.
"I think I think best sitting down," he said,
and sat; "and sometimes you can think best
aloud. The Ugly-Wugly's real—don't make any
mistake about that. And he got made real
inside that passage. If we could get him back
there he might get changed again, and then
we could take the coats and things back."
"Isn't there any other way?" Kathleen asked;
and Mabel, more candid, said bluntly: "I'm not
going into that passage, so there!"
"Afraid! In broad daylight," Gerald sneered.
"It wouldn't be broad daylight in there," said
Mabel, and Kathleen shivered.
"If we went to him and suddenly tore his
coat off," said she—"he is only coats—he
couldn't go on being real then."
"Couldn't he!" said Gerald. "You don't
know what he's like under the coat."
Kathleen shivered again. And all this time
the sun was shining gaily and the white
statues and the green trees and the fountains
and terraces looked as cheerfully romantic as
a scene in a play.
"Any way," said Gerald, "we'll try to get
him back, and shut the door. That's the most
we can hope for. And then apples, and 'Robinson
Crusoe' or the 'Swiss Family,' or any book
you like that's got no magic in it. Now, we've
just got to do it. And he's not horrid now;
really he isn't. He's real, you see."
"I suppose that makes all the difference," said
Mabel, and tried to feel that perhaps it did.
"And it's broad daylight—just look at the
sun," Gerald insisted. "Come on!"
He took a hand of each, and they walked
resolutely towards the bank of rhododendrons
behind which Jimmy and the Ugly-Wugly
had been told to wait, and as they went Gerald
said: "He's real"—"The sun's shining"—"It'll
all be over in a minute." And he said these
things again and again, so that there should
be no mistake about them.
As they neared the bushes the shining leaves
rustled, shivered, and parted, and before the girls
had time to begin to hang back Jimmy came
blinking out into the sunlight. The boughs
closed behind him, and they did not stir or
rustle for the appearance of any one else.
Jimmy was alone.
"Where is it?" asked the girls in one
breath.
"Walking up and down in a fir-walk," said
Jimmy, "doing sums in a book. He says he's
most frightfully rich, and he's got to get up
to town to the Stocks or something—where
they change papers into gold if you're clever,
he says. I should like to go to the Stocks-change,
wouldn't you?"
"I don't seem to care very much about
changes," said Gerald. "I've had enough.
Show us where he is—we must get rid of
him."
"He's got a motor-car," Jimmy went on,
parting the warm varnished-looking rhododendron
leaves, "and a garden with a tennis-court
and a lake and a carriage and pair, and he goes
to Athens for his holiday sometimes, just like
other people go to Margate."
"The best thing," said Gerald, following
through the bushes, "will be to tell him the
shortest way out is through that hotel that
he thinks he found last night. Then we get
him into the passage, give him a push, fly back,
and shut the door."
"He'll starve to death in there," said Kathleen,
"if he's really real."
"I expect it doesn't last long, the ring
magics don't—anyway, it's the only thing I
can think of."
"He's frightfully rich," Jimmy went on unheeding
amid the cracking of the bushes; "he's
building a public library for the people where
he lives, and having his portrait painted to put
in it. He thinks they'll like that."
The belt of rhododendrons was passed, and
the children had reached a smooth grass walk
bordered by tall pines and firs of strange
different kinds. "He's just round that corner,"
said Jimmy. "He's simply rolling in money.
He doesn't know what to do with it. He's
been building a horse-trough and drinking
fountain with a bust of himself on top. Why
doesn't he build a private swimming-bath close
to his bed, so that he can just roll off into it of
a morning? I wish I was rich; I'd soon show
him——"
"That's a sensible wish," said Gerald. "I
wonder we didn't think of doing that. Oh,
criky!" he added, and with reason. For there,
in the green shadows of the pine-walk, in the
woodland silence, broken only by rustling leaves
and the agitated breathing of the three unhappy
others, Jimmy got his wish. By quick but
perfectly plain-to-be-seen degrees Jimmy became
rich. And the horrible thing was that
though they could see it happening they did
not know what was happening, and could not
have stopped it if they had. All they could see
was Jimmy, their own Jimmy, whom they had
larked with and quarrelled with and made it up
with ever since they could remember, Jimmy
continuously and horribly growing old. The
whole thing was over in a few seconds. Yet
in those few seconds they saw him grow to a
youth, a young man, a middle-aged man; and
then, with a sort of shivering shock, unspeakably
horrible and definite, he seemed to settle
down into an elderly gentleman, handsomely
but rather dowdily dressed, who was looking
down at them through spectacles and asking
them the nearest way to the railway-station.
If they had not seen the change take place, in
all its awful details, they would never have
guessed that this stout, prosperous, elderly
gentleman with the high hat, the frock-coat,
and the large red seal dangling from the
curve of a portly waistcoat, was their own
Jimmy. But, as they had seen it, they knew
the dreadful truth.
"Oh, Jimmy, don't!" cried Mabel desperately.
Gerald said: "This is perfectly beastly," and
Kathleen broke into wild weeping.
"Don't cry, little girl!" said That-which-had-been-Jimmy;
"and you, boy, can't you give a
civil answer to a civil question?"
"He doesn't know us!" wailed Kathleen.
"Who doesn't know you?" said That-which-had-been
impatiently.
"Y—y—you don't!" Kathleen sobbed.
"I certainly don't," returned That-which——
"but surely that need not distress you so
deeply."
"Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!" Kathleen
sobbed louder than before.
"He doesn't know us," Gerald owned, "or—look
here, Jimmy, y—you aren't kidding, are
you? Because if you are it's simply abject
rot——"
"My name is Mr. ——," said That-which-had-been-Jimmy,
and gave the name correctly.
By the way, it will perhaps be shorter to call
this elderly stout person who was Jimmy grown
rich by some simpler name than I have just
used. Let us call him "That"—short for "That-which-had-been-Jimmy."
"What are we to do?" whispered Mabel, awestruck;
and aloud she said: "Oh, Mr. James,
or whatever you call yourself, do give me the
ring." For on That's finger the fatal ring
showed plain.
"Certainly not," said That firmly. "You
appear to be a very grasping child."
"But what are you going to do?" Gerald
asked in the flat tones of complete hopelessness.
"Your interest is very flattering," said That.
"Will you tell me, or won't you, the way to the
nearest railway-station?"
"No," said Gerald, "we won't."
"Then," said That, still politely, though quite
plainly furious, "perhaps you'll tell me the way
to the nearest lunatic asylum?"
"Oh, no, no, no!" cried Kathleen. "You're
not so bad as that."
"Perhaps not. But you are," That retorted;
"if you're not lunatics you're idiots. However,
I see a gentleman ahead who is perhaps sane.
In fact, I seem to recognise him." A gentleman,
indeed, was now to be seen approaching. It was
the elderly Ugly-Wugly.
"Oh! don't you remember Jerry?" Kathleen
cried, "and Cathy, your own Cathy Puss Cat?
Dear, dear Jimmy, don't be so silly!"
"Little girl," said That, looking at her crossly
through his spectacles, "I am sorry you have
not been better brought up." And he walked
stiffly towards the Ugly-Wugly. Two hats
were raised, a few words were exchanged, and
two elderly figures walked side by side down the
green pine-walk, followed by three miserable
children, horrified, bewildered, alarmed, and,
what is really worse than anything, quite at
their wits' end.
"He wished to be rich, so of course he is,"
said Gerald; "he'll have money for tickets and
everything."
TWO HATS WERE RAISED.
"And when the spell breaks—it's sure to
break, isn't it?—he'll find himself somewhere
awful—perhaps in a really good hotel—and
not know how he got there."
"I wonder how long the Ugly-Wuglies
lasted," said Mabel.
"Yes," Gerald answered, "that reminds me.
You two must collect the coats and things.
Hide them, anywhere you like, and we'll carry
them home to-morrow—if there is any to-morrow,"
he added darkly.
"Oh, don't!" said Kathleen, once more breathing
heavily on the verge of tears: "you
wouldn't think everything could be so awful,
and the sun shining like it does."
"Look here," said Gerald, "of course I must
stick to Jimmy. You two must go home to
Mademoiselle and tell her Jimmy and I have
gone off in the train with a gentleman—say he
looked like an uncle. He does—some kinds of
uncle. There'll be a beastly row afterwards,
but it's got to be done."
"It all seems thick with lies," said Kathleen;
"you don't seem to be able to get a word of
truth in edgewise hardly."
"Don't you worry," said her brother; "they
aren't lies—they're as true as anything else in
this magic rot we've got mixed up in. It's like
telling lies in a dream; you can't help it."
"Well, all I know is I wish it would stop."
"Lot of use your wishing that is," said Gerald,
exasperated. "So long. I've got to go, and
you've got to stay. If it's any comfort to you,
I don't believe any of it's real: it can't be; it's
too thick. Tell Mademoiselle Jimmy and I will
be back to tea. If we don't happen to be I can't
help it. I can't help anything, except perhaps
Jimmy." He started to run, for the girls had
lagged, and the Ugly-Wugly and That (late
Jimmy) had quickened their pace.
The girls were left looking after them.
"We've got to find these clothes," said Mabel,
"simply got to. I used to want to be a heroine.
It's different when it really comes to being,
isn't it?"
"Yes, very," said Kathleen. "Where shall
we hide the clothes when we've got them?
Not—not that passage?"
"Never!" said Mabel firmly: "we'll hide them
inside the great stone dinosaurus. He's hollow."
"He comes alive—in his stone," said Kathleen.
"Not in the sunshine he doesn't," Mabel told
her confidently, "and not without the ring."
"There won't be any apples and books to-day,"
said Kathleen.
"No, but we'll do the babiest thing we can do
the minute we get home. We'll have a dolls'
tea-party. That'll make us feel as if there
wasn't really any magic."
"It'll have to be a very strong tea party,
then," said Kathleen doubtfully.
* * * * *
And now we see Gerald, a small but quite
determined figure, paddling along in the soft
white dust of the sunny road, in the wake
of two elderly gentlemen. His hand, in his
trousers pocket, buries itself with a feeling of
satisfaction in the heavy mixed coinage that
is his share of the profits of his conjuring at
the fair. His noiseless tennis-shoes bear him
to the station, where, unobserved, he listens at
the ticket office to the voice of That-which-was-James.
"One first London," it says; and
Gerald, waiting till That and the Ugly-Wugly
have strolled on to the platform, politely conversing
of politics and the Kaffir market, takes
a third return to London. The train strides in,
squeaking and puffing. The watched take their
seats in a carriage blue-lined. The watcher
springs into a yellow wooden compartment.
A whistle sounds, a flag is waved. The train
pulls itself together, strains, jerks, and starts.
MABEL HANDS UP THE CLOTHES AND THE STICKS.
"I don't understand," says Gerald, alone in
his third-class carriage, "how railway trains
and magic can go on at the same time."
And yet they do.
* * * * *
Mabel and Kathleen, nervously peering among
the rhododendron bushes and the bracken and
the fancy fir-trees, find six several heaps of
coats, hats, skirts, gloves, golf-clubs, hockey-sticks,
broom-handles. They carry them,
panting and damp, for the mid-day sun is
pitiless, up the hill to where the stone dinosaurus
looms immense among a forest of
larches. The dinosaurus has a hole in his
stomach. Kathleen shows Mabel how to "make
a back" and climbs up on it into the cold, stony
inside of the monster. Mabel hands up the
clothes and the sticks.
"There's lots of room," says Kathleen; "its
tail goes down into the ground. It's like a
secret passage."
"Suppose something comes out of it and
jumps out at you," says Mabel, and Kathleen
hurriedly descends.
The explanations to Mademoiselle promise to
be difficult, but, as Kathleen said afterwards,
any little thing is enough to take a grown-up's
attention off. A figure passes the window just
as they are explaining that it really did look
exactly like an uncle that the boys have gone
to London with.
"Who's that?" says Mademoiselle suddenly,
pointing, too, which every one knows is not
manners.
It is the bailiff coming back from the
doctor's with antiseptic plaster on that nasty
cut that took so long a-bathing this morning.
They tell her it is the bailiff at Yalding
Towers, and she says, "Sky!" (Ciel!) and
asks no more awkward questions about the
boys. Lunch—very late—is a silent meal.
After lunch Mademoiselle goes out, in a hat
with many pink roses, carrying a rose-lined
parasol. The girls, in dead silence, organise a
dolls' tea-party, with real tea. At the second
cup Kathleen bursts into tears. Mabel, also
weeping, embraces her.
"I wish," sobs Kathleen, "oh, I do wish I
knew where the boys were! It would be such
a comfort."
* * * * *
Gerald knew where the boys were, and it was
no comfort to him at all. If you come to think
of it, he was the only person who could know
where they were, because Jimmy didn't know
that he was a boy—and indeed he wasn't really—and
the Ugly-Wugly couldn't be expected to
know anything real, such as where boys were.
At the moment when the second cup of dolls'
tea—very strong, but not strong enough to
drown care in—was being poured out by
the trembling hand of Kathleen, Gerald was
lurking—there really is no other word for it—on
the staircase of Aldermanbury Buildings,
Old Broad Street. On the floor below him
was a door bearing the legend "Mr. U. W.
Ugli, Stock and Share Broker. And at the
Stock Exchange," and on the floor above was
another door, on which was the name of
Gerald's little brother, now grown suddenly
rich in so magic and tragic a way. There
were no explaining words under Jimmy's
name. Gerald could not guess what walk in
life it was to which That (which had been
Jimmy) owed its affluence. He had seen, when
the door opened to admit his brother, a tangle
of clerks and mahogany desks. Evidently That
had a large business.
What was Gerald to do? What could he do?
It is almost impossible, especially for one so
young as Gerald, to enter a large London office
and explain that the elderly and respected head
of it is not what he seems, but is really your
little brother, who has been suddenly advanced
to age and wealth by a tricky wishing ring. If
you think it's a possible thing, try it, that's all.
Nor could he knock at the door of Mr. U. W.
Ugli, Stock and Share Broker (and at the Stock
Exchange), and inform his clerks that their
chief was really nothing but old clothes that
had accidentally come alive, and by some magic,
which he couldn't attempt to explain, become
real during a night spent at a really good hotel
which had no existence.
The situation bristled, as you see, with difficulties.
And it was so long past Gerald's
proper dinner-time that his increasing hunger
was rapidly growing to seem the most important
difficulty of all. It is quite possible
to starve to death on the staircase of a London
building if the people you are watching for only
stay long enough in their offices. The truth of
this came home to Gerald more and more
painfully.
A boy with hair like a new front door mat
came whistling up the stairs. He had a dark
blue bag in his hands.
"I'll give you a tanner for yourself if you'll
get me a tanner's worth of buns," said Gerald,
with that prompt decision common to all great
commanders.
"Show us yer tanners," the boy rejoined with
at least equal promptness. Gerald showed them.
"All right; hand over."
"Payment on delivery," said Gerald, using
words from the drapers which he had never
thought to use.
The boy grinned admiringly.
"Knows 'is wy abaht," he said; "ain't no flies
on 'im."
"Not many," Gerald owned with modest
pride. "Cut along, there's a good chap. I've
got to wait here. I'll take care of your bag
if you like."
"Nor yet there ain't no flies on me neither,"
remarked the boy, shouldering it. "I been up
to the confidence trick for years—ever since
I was your age."
With this parting shot he went, and returned
in due course bun-laden. Gerald gave
the sixpence and took the buns. When the boy,
a minute later, emerged from the door of Mr.
U. W. Ugli, Stock and Share Broker (and at the
Stock Exchange), Gerald stopped him.
"What sort of chap's that?" he asked, pointing
the question with a jerk of an explaining
thumb.
"Awful big pot," said the boy; "up to his
eyes in oof. Motor and all that."
"Know anything about the one on the next
landing?"
"He's bigger than what this one is. Very
old firm—special cellar in the Bank of England
to put his chink in—all in bins like against
the wall at the corn-chandler's. Jimminy, I
wouldn't mind 'alf an hour in there, and the
doors open and the police away at a beano.
Not much! Neither. You'll bust if you eat
all them buns."
"Have one?" Gerald responded, and held out
the bag.
"They say in our office," said the boy, paying
for the bun honourably with unasked information,
"as these two is all for cutting each other's
throats—oh, only in the way of business—been
at it for years."
Gerald wildly wondered what magic and
how much had been needed to give history
and a past to these two things of yesterday,
the rich Jimmy and the Ugly-Wugly. If he
could get them away would all memory of
them fade—in this boy's mind, for instance,
in the minds of all the people who did business
with them in the City? Would the mahogany-and-clerk-furnished
offices fade away? Were
the clerks real? Was the mahogany? Was
he himself real? Was the boy?
"Can you keep a secret?" he asked the other
boy. "Are you on for a lark?"
"I ought to be getting back to the office,"
said the boy.
"Get then!" said Gerald.
"Don't you get stuffy," said the boy. "I
was just agoing to say it didn't matter. I
know how to make my nose bleed if I'm a
bit late."
Gerald congratulated him on this accomplishment,
at once so useful and so graceful, and
then said:—
"Look here. I'll give you five bob—honest."
"What for?" was the boy's natural question.
"If you'll help me."
"Fire ahead."
"I'm a private inquiry," said Gerald.
"'Tec? You don't look it."
"What's the good of being one if you look
it?" Gerald asked impatiently, beginning on
another bun. "That old chap on the floor
above—he's wanted."
"Police?" asked the boy with fine carelessness.
"No—sorrowing relations."
"'Return to,'" said the boy; "'all forgotten
and forgiven.' I see."
"And I've got to get him to them, somehow.
Now, if you could go in and give him a message
from some one who wanted to meet him on
business——"
"Hold on!" said the boy. "I know a trick
worth two of that. You go in and see old
Ugli. He'd give his ears to have the old boy
out of the way for a day or two. They were
saying so in our office only this morning."
"Let me think," said Gerald, laying down
the last bun on his knee expressly to hold his
head in his hands.
"Don't you forget to think about my five
bob," said the boy.
Then there was a silence on the stairs, broken
only by the cough of a clerk in That's office, and
the clickety-clack of a typewriter in the office
of Mr. U. W. Ugli.
Then Gerald rose up and finished the bun.
"You're right," he said. "I'll chance it.
Here's your five bob."
He brushed the bun crumbs from his
front, cleared his throat, and knocked at
the door of Mr. U. W. Ugli. It opened and
he entered.
The door-mat boy lingered, secure in his
power to account for his long absence by means
of his well-trained nose, and his waiting was
rewarded. He went down a few steps, round
the bend of the stairs, and heard the voice of
Mr. U. W. Ugli, so well known on that staircase
(and on the Stock Exchange) say in soft,
cautious accents:—
"Then I'll ask him to let me look at the
ring—and I'll drop it. You pick it up. But
remember, it's a pure accident, and you don't
know me. I can't have my name mixed up in
a thing like this. You're sure he's really unhinged?"
"Quite," said Gerald; "he's quite mad about
that ring. He'll follow it anywhere. I know
he will. And think of his sorrowing relations."
"I do—I do," said Mr. Ugli kindly; "that's
all I do think of, of course."
He went up the stairs to the other office,
and Gerald heard the voice of That telling
his clerks that he was going out to lunch.
Then the horrible Ugly-Wugly and Jimmy,
hardly less horrible in the eyes of Gerald, passed
down the stairs where, in the dusk of the lower
landing, two boys were making themselves as
undistinguishable as possible, and so out into the
street, talking of stocks and shares, bears and
bulls. The two boys followed.
"I say," the door-mat-headed boy whispered
admiringly, "whatever are you up to?"
"You'll see," said Gerald recklessly. "Come
on!"
"You tell me. I must be getting back."
"Well, I'll tell you, but you won't believe me.
That old gentleman's not really old at all—he's
my young brother suddenly turned into what
you see. The other's not real at all. He's
only just old clothes and nothing inside."
"He looks it, I must say," the boy admitted;
"but I say—you do stick it on, don't you?"
"Well, my brother was turned like that by
a magic ring."
"There ain't no such thing as magic," said
the boy. "I learnt that at school."
"All right," said Gerald. "Goodbye."
"Oh, go ahead!" said the boy; "you do stick
it on, though."
"Well, that magic ring. If I can get hold
of it I shall just wish we were all in a certain
place. And we shall be. And then I can deal
with both of them."
"Deal?"
"Yes, the ring won't unwish anything
you've wished. That undoes itself with time,
like a spring uncoiling. But it'll give you a
brand-new wish—I'm almost certain of it. Anyhow,
I'm going to chance it."
"You are a rotter, aren't you?" said the boy
respectfully.
"You wait and see," Gerald repeated.
"I say, you aren't going into this swell place!
you can't?"
The boy paused, appalled at the majesty of
Pym's.
"Yes, I am—they can't turn us out as long
as we behave. You come along, too. I'll stand
lunch."
I don't know why Gerald clung so to this
boy. He wasn't a very nice boy. Perhaps it
was because he was the only person Gerald
knew in London, to speak to—except That-which-had-been-Jimmy
and the Ugly-Wugly;
and he did not want to talk to either of them.
What happened next happened so quickly
that, as Gerald said later, it was "just like
magic." The restaurant was crowded—busy
men were hastily bolting the food hurriedly
brought by busy waitresses. There was a clink
of forks and plates, the gurgle of beer from
bottles, the hum of talk, and the smell of many
good things to eat.
"Two chops, please," Gerald had just said,
playing with a plainly shown handful of money,
so as to leave no doubt of his honourable
intentions. Then at the next table he heard
the words, "Ah, yes, curious old family heirloom,"
the ring was drawn off the finger of
That, and Mr. U. W. Ugli, murmuring something
about a unique curio, reached his impossible
hand out for it. The door-mat-headed
boy was watching breathlessly.
"There's a ring right enough," he owned.
And then the ring slipped from the hand of
Mr. U. W. Ugli and skidded along the floor.
Gerald pounced on it like a greyhound on a hare.
He thrust the dull circlet on his finger and cried
out aloud in that crowded place:—
"I wish Jimmy and I were inside that door
behind the statue of Flora."
It was the only safe place he could think of.
The lights and sounds and scents of the
restaurant died away as a wax-drop dies in
fire—a rain-drop in water. I don't know, and
Gerald never knew, what happened in that
restaurant. There was nothing about it in the
papers, though Gerald looked anxiously for
"Extraordinary Disappearance of well-known
City Man." What the door-mat-headed boy
did or thought I don't know either. No more
does Gerald. But he would like to know,
whereas I don't care tuppence. The world
went on all right, anyhow, whatever he thought
or did. The lights and the sounds and the
scents of Pym's died out. In place of the light
there was darkness; in place of the sounds there
was silence; and in place of the scent of beef,
pork, mutton, fish, veal, cabbage, onions, carrots,
beer, and tobacco there was the musty, damp
scent of a place underground that has been
long shut up.
HE CRIED OUT ALOUD IN THAT CROWDED PLACE: "I WISH JIMMY AND I WERE INSIDE THAT DOOR BEHIND THE STATUE OF FLORA."
Gerald felt sick and giddy, and there was
something at the back of his mind that he knew
would make him feel sicker and giddier as soon
as he should have the sense to remember what
it was. Meantime it was important to think of
proper words to soothe the City man that had
once been Jimmy—to keep him quiet till Time,
like a spring uncoiling, should bring the reversal
of the spell—make all things as they were and
as they ought to be. But he fought in vain for
words. There were none. Nor were they needed.
For through the deep darkness came a voice—and
it was not the voice of that City man who
had been Jimmy, but the voice of that very
Jimmy who was Gerald's little brother, and who
had wished that unlucky wish for riches that
could only be answered by changing all that
was Jimmy, young and poor, to all that Jimmy,
rich and old, would have been. Another voice
said: "Jerry, Jerry! Are you awake?—I've had
such a rum dream."
And then there was a moment when nothing
was said or done.
Gerald felt through the thick darkness, and
the thick silence, and the thick scent of old
earth shut up, and he got hold of Jimmy's hand.
"It's all right, Jimmy, old chap," he said;
"it's not a dream now. It's that beastly ring
again. I had to wish us here, to get you back at
all out of your dream."
"Wish us where?" Jimmy held on to the
hand in a way that in the daylight of life he
would have been the first to call babyish.
"Inside the passage—behind the Flora statue,"
said Gerald, adding, "it's all right, really."
"Oh, I daresay it's all right," Jimmy answered
through the dark, with an irritation not strong
enough to make him loosen his hold of his
brother's hand. "But how are we going to get
out?"
Then Gerald knew what it was that was waiting
to make him feel more giddy than the
lightning flight from Cheapside to Yalding
Towers had been able to make him. But he
said stoutly:
"I'll wish us out, of course." Though all the
time he knew that the ring would not undo its
given wishes.
It didn't.
Gerald wished. He handed the ring carefully
to Jimmy, through the thick darkness. And
Jimmy wished.
And there they still were, in that black
passage behind Flora, that had led—in the case
of one Ugly-Wugly at least—to "a good hotel."
And the stone door was shut. And they did not
know even which way to turn to it.
"If I only had some matches!" said Gerald.
"Why didn't you leave me in the dream?"
Jimmy almost whimpered. "It was light there,
and I was just going to have salmon and
cucumber."
"I," rejoined Gerald in gloom, "was just
going to have steak and fried potatoes."
The silence, and the darkness, and the earthy
scent were all they had now.
"I always wondered what it would be like,"
said Jimmy in low, even tones, "to be buried
alive. And now I know! Oh!" his voice suddenly
rose to a shriek, "it isn't true, it isn't!
It's a dream—that's what it is!"
There was a pause while you could have
counted ten. Then—
"Yes," said Gerald bravely, through the scent
and the silence and the darkness, "it's just a
dream, Jimmy, old chap. We'll just hold on,
and call out now and then just for the lark of
the thing. But it's really only a dream, of
course."
"Of course," said Jimmy in the silence and
the darkness and the scent of old earth.