The next evening, while the elves were
at breakfast, Lightning informed Captain
Featherweight that the King of the Elves
was coming to visit Mount Fern.
“That is good news,” said the Captain,
“are you sure it is true?”
“Quite sure,” said Lightning, “for I saw
Okla of Oakdale, and he told me that the
King is now visiting Elmsdale; and from
Elmsdale he’s coming to Oakdale; and
from Oakdale he’s coming to Mount
Fern.”
“That is really good news!” said the
Captain.
“And what shall we do to entertain
him?” asked Rainbow.
“Nothing at all,” said the Captain, “for
when the King goes visiting he always
takes his entertainers with him. He has
his own musicians, his own jesters, and
his own actors.
“The King does this in his own defence,
for he says it is a King’s privilege not to
be entertained unless he wants to be. So
we’ll only have to receive him.”
“Shall I make a poem for him?” asked
Rhymo.
“Not at all,” said the Captain, “for he
has his own Court poet, who is the best in
the world, and if he wants a poem he has
only to say so.”
“Won’t we have anything extra to do
before he comes?” asked the flower-elf.
“Oh, yes!” replied the Captain, “and
you especially, Iris-Wing, will be very
busy, for the King is most particular
about the care of plants, and if a single
plant is neglected it makes him unhappy.
So I want Templeton Garden to be a
perfect bower of well-kept plants when
the King comes to visit us.”
“Shall I be asked to sing or play?”
asked Tono.
“I should say not,” replied the Captain,
“for the King always travels with his own
musicians, and if he wants any music he
has only to say so.”
“And how shall we address him?” asked
Slumber.
“As ‘Noble King,’ ‘Your Majesty,’ or
‘Your Royal Highness’,” said the Captain.
“If there is any doubt as to which he
prefers, couldn’t we address him as ‘Your
Royal Majesty’s Noble Highness’?” asked
Touchstone.
“Silence!” commanded Captain Featherweight.
“This is no time for jesting,
and if any elf from this time forward be
found guilty of jesting about the King,
he shall forthwith be sent to Doomdell.
This time I spare you, Touchstone.”
“Shall I touch stone next time, noble
Captain?” asked Touchstone.
But as soon as he saw that the Captain
was really angry that he should joke in
this way about the prison walls of Doomdell,
he immediately got down on bended
knee and begged the Captain’s pardon.
And Captain Featherweight, who was
anxious that they should all live in harmony,
graciously granted it.
“And Owly,” continued the Captain, “I
warn you not to be too clever. I should
think Prince Prigio would be a warning
to you. Don’t you remember how everybody
hated him because he was so very
clever and let everybody know it? And
that it was only when he concealed the fact
and seemed no cleverer than other people
that they began to love him?”
“I’ll do my best,” said Owly, “but if I
am as clever as you say, it is my nature
to be so and I cannot help it.”
“You can be clever and tactful, too,”
said the Captain. “Take Rainbow for
your model, and learn of him.
“And if you ask a question of the King,
you must say: ‘Your Royal Highness,
may I be permitted to ask——’ and so
forth.
“But you must not say: ‘May I ask—your
Royal Highness?’ ‘Your Royal
Highness’ or ‘Your Majesty’ must always
come before ‘I’ or ‘me’ when you are addressing
the King.”
“Rainbow, as usual, I put you in charge
of the whole affair. You must instruct the
others in the proper etiquette for the
occasion.”
“Shall I gather countless fireflies for
the illumination?” asked Lightning.
“Not fireflies, but glowworms,” said the
Captain. “They are rarer and will therefore
do the King more honor.
“And we’ll send to the Dwarfs of Cavedale,
and have them make a thousand silver
filigree lanterns to hold the glowworms,
and hang from the ceilings of
Mount Fern, and from the branches of
trees near our dwelling.
“And the floors shall be carpeted with
the petals of roses; and the walls hung
with star-flower and forget-me-not.
“And the sweetest and freshest of
honeydew must be collected, with the
ripest and most luscious of the fruits, and
the most perfect of the nuts.
“And now I think this is all I need tell
you, for, as I said before, the King will
manage his own entertainment.
“Right! Left! Shoulder arms!”
At this command every elf went to
work.
The flower-elf ran off to the mulberry
tree in search of Colonel Claw. He found
him perching on one of the lower branches,
so up he flew and sat beside him. And he
told him all about the expected visit of the
King.
“There is nothing the King so much dislikes
as an ill-kept garden,” said the
flower-elf. “And so I have come to ask
your kind assistance in a battle against
the canker-worms, grubs, beetles, ants and
other insects that eat out the life of the
flowers.”
“I’ll do my best,” said Colonel Claw.
“I’ll get all the birds in the neighborhood
to wage incessant warfare against all the
enemies of the flowers! And I’ll begin
this very hour.”
“A thousand thanks,” said Iris-Wing,
“you have my undying gratitude, and if I
can ever help you, be sure I will.”
Then the flower-elf bade adieu to
Colonel Claw and went in search of
Slumber.
He found him resting on a bank of
fern-moss, and told him that he wanted
him to make the gardener dream such
dreams as would make that lazy fellow do
the work of his life.
“I don’t know how you are going to do
it,” said the flower-elf, “but it will have
to be done.”
“Leave that to me,” said Slumber, “for
I am sure I can manage it. Think of the
bluebirds’ feathers and doubt not.”
“I trust you entirely,” said the flower-elf,
“and I know that all will be well.
“But now I must go and see where the
best honeydew is to be found. And while
I am testing the honeydew I will just make
a note of the nuts and fruits that I happen
to see.”
So saying he departed waving his hand
in adieu.
Lightning went to the Dwarfs of Cavedale
and ordered a thousand lanterns of
filigree silver.
Tono trained his choir and orchestra so
that he would be prepared if the King
should ask him to sing or play.
Rhymo made verses all night long, for
he did not want to be caught napping if
the King should ask him for one of his
poems.
Rainbow was carefully planning the details,
and every one came to him for advice.
When the gardener had gone to bed for
the night, Slumber entered his cottage
noiselessly, softly entered his sleeping-room,
and gently beat on the drum of his
ear.
And the gardener dreamed and dreamed.
He thought he was on a desert plain,
and he was very thirsty—so thirsty that
he did not care for anything in the world
but water. His throat was parched; the
sky was red; the grass was brown; the
sun was scorching!
And there was not a drop of water in
sight! There were no clouds in the sky
to bring rain, nor a sign of moisture anywhere!
Just as he thought he could stand it no
longer, a frightful hobgoblin with black
wings and piercing eyes came hovering
over him, and cried in a voice of thunder:
“You’re thirsty, are you?”
“‘Thirsty,’” sighed the gardener, “I’m
dying of thirst!”
“Go first and water the flowers; then
you may drink,” said the goblin, as he
flew up in the air uttering a horrid shriek.
But the gardener dreamed again: this
time he was starving; and there was not
a scrap of food in sight, not even a grain
of corn to satisfy his gnawing hunger.
And when he thought he could stand it
no longer, the same frightful hobgoblin
came flying toward him, and flapped its
great wings and cried:
“You’re hungry, are you?”
“So hungry that I’m fainting,” whispered
the gardener.
“Go first and feed your plants, and then
you may eat,” said the goblin. Then away
he flew and left him alone as before.
But the gardener dreamed still again,
and this time he thought he was in his own
cottage. The walls of the cottage began
to shrink; and the tables and chairs and
everything else in the room began to move
toward him. The windows shut of themselves;
the shades rolled down; the air
grew close and stifling.
And he couldn’t escape, for just as soon
as he moved one chair away, another one
took its place.
The chairs and tables moved nearer and
nearer; and the gardener was so weary
that he wanted to sink on the floor; but
there was not room, for everything in the
cottage piled itself right up against him
so that he could not move.
The air grew thicker and thicker, and
the night grew blacker and blacker, but
not so black that he could not see the
goblin coming toward him.
And the goblin flew straight to the gardener,
flapped its heavy wings, and shouted
at him:
“You’re cramped for room, are you?”
“I’m dying,” said the gardener.
“Then help the plants to live. Pull up
the weeds, give the plants room, and you
may live yourself,” said the goblin as he
flew away in the darkness.
At this point the dream-elf, thinking his
work well done, hastened back to Mount
Fern.
“Some dreams,” said he to himself,
“are good for a gardener, and I think
this one will be.”
Very early the next morning the flower-elf
and Slumber went into the garden to
see what was happening there.
And lo and behold! Colonel Claw was
at work with a whole host of birds, destroying
the insects that eat out the life
of the flowers. Such a chattering you
never did hear, for they sang and talked
as they worked.
A host of Warblers was destroying
plant-lice, canker-worms, and caterpillars.
Catbirds were waging warfare against
grasshoppers, beetles, and other insects.
Swallows were flying hither and thither
in search of insects, and catching their
prey on the wing; and each as he passed a
friend or a brother cried out:
“Hurry up, there is work to be done!”
The Flickers were ridding the garden
of ants, and gaily they worked and well.
And Sparrows were eating the seeds of
the weeds, so that none might escape to
grow up and choke out the flowers.
All the birds helped in the work, and
destroyed all the harmful insects and weed
seeds.
And this army of birds had just got to
work when the gardener appeared on the
scene. He came much earlier than usual;
and he fed and watered the plants; and he
weeded and spaded and hoed; and not a
single plant was neglected.
And early each morning Colonel Claw
marshalled his army of birds to do battle
against the plants’ enemies.
And early each morning the gardener,
too, kept on with his weeding and hoeing.
So that the garden grew and flourished.
The flowers were blooming with happiness,
and they smiled and nodded their
beautiful heads while they said to the
gardener:
“Dear sir, you are kindness itself.”
And all the elves were delighted, especially
the flower-elf.
Dr. Templeton, too, was delighted, and
he and his wife came oftener than usual
to walk in the garden and admire the beautiful
flowers.
One evening at starlight the Captain received
a message from the King, saying
that before a week would go by he would
visit Mount Fern, for he planned to be
there on Tuesday next at the full of
the moon.
At last the great night arrived, and the
elves were all dressed in oak leaves in
honor of the King (for the oak is the
King’s favorite tree).
And of course they wore their girdles,
for on a great occasion an elf would no
more think of going without a girdle, than
a young lady would think of going to a
party without her slippers.
From the entrance to Templeton Garden,
all the way to Mount Fern, the path-way
was strewn with flowers and studded
with arches.
The first arch was made of laurel to
show that the elves honored their King:
the second was made of roses to show
that they loved him: and the third arch
was made of pansies to show that they
always thought of him.
The arches and shrubbery were hung
with silver filigree lanterns, and the
glowworms shone and shed their soft
lights around.
And Lightning, the messenger-elf, who
had been sent out in the evening to watch
for the arrival of the King, returned in
great haste just at midnight to say that
the King was coming—for the King’s
herald had blown three blasts on his
bugle to proclaim His Majesty’s approach.
Then the Elves of Mount Fern took
their silver trumpets and blew three answering
blasts as a greeting to all the
King’s company.
Two elves were stationed at each of
the arches, and they bowed down on
bended knee as the King passed by, and
cried: “All hail, noble King!”
And when the King and his retinue arrived
at Mount Fern, Captain Featherweight
was there to receive them.
After the greetings were over, Rainbow
and Iris-Wing led the King to a
flower-throne which was made of the softest
and sweetest of pansies.
Then Rainbow took a golden goblet
and bowed down before the King, and
said: “Noble King, will you drink?”
“I will,” said the King.
So Rainbow took a pitcher-plant and
poured out some sparkling nectar; and
the King took the goblet and drank and
refreshed himself.
Iris-Wing bowed down before the King
and asked:
“Noble King, will you eat?”
“I will,” said the King.
Then Iris-Wing took the freshest and
ripest of nuts, and the most luscious of
fruits, and brought these to the King.
And he ate and enjoyed them.
When the King had partaken of nuts
and berries and nectar, he said to the
Captain.
“Captain Featherweight, I long have
wanted to visit you and your Company,
but duties of state have prevented. I am
delighted with Mount Fern!
“Your home is a bower; your furnishings
dainty and elegant; and your fare is
delicious.
“Tomorrow we’ll visit the gardens.
This evening we’ll spend in quiet conversing,
in puzzles and riddles, conundrums
and puns. I love a good joke when I’m
tired of affairs of the kingdom.”
Captain Featherweight, bowing low,
replied: “Your Majesty’s wish is our
pleasure.”
Then the King, looking up at the ceiling,
was struck by the soft glow of the filigree
lanterns, and asked the Captain what
lighting he used.
Bowing low, the Captain replied: “The
light of the glowworm.”
The King was delighted and said that
he himself had never once thought of
glowworms, but had always used firefly
lanterns. Then he called his secretary and
told him to make a note of the lighting of
Mount Fern.
After that he called his musicians and
told them to set the lighting of Mount
Fern to music, and this was the song that
they sang:
“Sparkle, burnished lanterns,
Silver lanterns!
What a lot of glowworms,
Great and small;
How your lights are shedding
Forth their radiance,
Over King and Captain—
And elves all!”
After the music the King called Iris-Wing
and asked him what flowers he grew
in the garden.
“Noble King,” said the flower-elf,
“there are pansies, narcissi and roses,
rosemary and rue, and daffodils, lilies and
daisies, and violets blue.”
“That is well,” said the King. “Is that
all?”
“Not at all,” said the elf.
But just here Touchstone came forward
and bowed down before the King and
said: “Your Highness, may I be permitted
to speak?”
“You may,” said the King.
“Noble King, there are blondes and brunettes
in the garden.”
“What! Blondes and brunettes, do you
say?”
“Yes, your Highness,” said Touchstone
“the brunette is Black-eyed Susan, and
Blue-eyed Mary’s the blonde.”
“Ha! Ha!” laughed the King. “I see,”
said he, “and what other strange plants
do you grow?”
“What is seen on the western sky at
sunset,” answered Touchstone.
“And what is that?” asked the King.
“Golden-Glow,” said the elf.
“That is bright,” remarked the King,
“and what else do you grow in your garden?”
“We grow animals, too, in the garden!”
“What? Animals, too, in the garden!”
“Yes, your Highness,” said Touchstone,
“we grow the Bear-berry, the Tiger-Lily
and the Dande-Lion!”
“How true!” laughed the King, “and
what next?”
“A knave in church,” said the jester.
“Very many, I fear,” the King agreed.
“But what is yours?”
“Why, Jack-in-the-Pulpit,” said he.
“Ha! Ha!” laughed the King, “you’ve
done well, and now I am most anxious to
examine that wonderful garden of yours.”
“Will your Majesty go to the garden
now?” asked the flower-elf.
“I will,” said the King.
Then Captain Featherweight and Iris-Wing
escorted the King all over the garden
and grounds around Templeton Hall.
And the King was delighted, and gave the
Captain and the flower-elf much praise.
“Yours is the best-kept garden I’ve
seen in my travels,” said he, “and as a
reward for your diligence, interest, and
skill, I’ll give you, Iris-Wing, a girdle of
gold.”
Now in Elfland a golden girdle is scarcely
ever worn except by the Captain of a
Company. And to be presented with one
was in itself a great honor; but to be presented
with a golden girdle by the King
was a very great honor indeed!
Then the flower-elf bowed low to the
King of the elves, and made answer:
“Your Highness, you honor me greatly.”
“Arise,” said the King, “you are
worthy. I’ll have the girdle designed by
the Dwarfs of the Court, and you and the
elves of Mount Fern will come there to
receive it one year from today.”
When they had made a tour of the
flower garden they went into the orchard;
and they found that the woodpeckers, nut-hatches
and creepers had done their work
thoroughly, for there was not a sign of a
caterpillar anywhere, nor the eggs of any
insect.
The lawns too were just as well kept,
for they were all smooth and velvety, and
not a weed could be found.
And the more he examined the grounds,
the more pleased was the King, and he
constantly cried: “Captain Featherweight,
I am delighted.”
As soon as he had returned to Mount
Fern he said to the Captain: “Let your
elves be seated around me on the soft
rose-petals so lavishly strewn on the floor,
as a carpet.”
Then he told them all how delighted he
was with his visit to Mount Fern; and how
much he enjoyed the birds, the trees and
the flowers in Templeton Garden.
“And do not forget that a year from
to-night you’re to come to the Court of the
King of the elves, where the flower-elf
shall receive a golden girdle for work well
done in the garden.
“And all the other elves of Mount Fern
shall receive a prize for work well done
in the Company.
“And—as this is the best-trained Company
I have seen in my travels—I shall
give you, Captain Featherweight, an old
and priceless Egyptian amulet worth more
than its weight in rubies.
“But now I must say good-night, for
tomorrow I’m off to the woodlands.”
When the King had retired for the
night, Captain Featherweight made a motion
to Slumber to go to the King of the
elves, and help him dream pleasant
dreams.
Then Slumber sat by his bedside and
helped him to dream this dream:
The King dreamed he sat by a running
river that sparkled and shone in the moonlight,
as it rolled over the stones at the
bottom in ripples of gleaming silver. And
on either side of the flowing river were
the softest, greenest, freshest moss-covered
banks; while at a little distance magnificent
oaks and elms cast their beautiful
shadows beneath. And the birds sang in
the tree-tops and carolled gaily with
health and happiness.
The air was cool and sweet; the flowers
were bright and gay; all nature was glad;
and the King of the elves was happy.
And soon he saw coming toward him
a chariot of roses drawn by thirty-three
humming-birds, three in a row.
The chariot stopped near the King, and
one of the humming-birds bowed and said:
“Noble King, your Empire is all the
world; and we have come to take you over
land and sea; over high mountains, and
rocky billows, to the land of the rising
sun. Arise and sit in our chariot.”
Then the King arose and sat in the chariot,
and the birds flew ever onward—past
snow-clad peaks and tall cathedral spires,
past green fields and rustling corn—on, on,
on through the bright clear air till they
came to the land of the rising sun.
And as soon as they entered there they
heard the blowing of trumpets and beating
of drums, and a million voices cried:
“Hail, King of the elves! Noble King
of the elves!”
And the sweetest flowers nodded their
beautiful heads, and welcomed the King
and cried:
“Our noble protector, all hail!”
The next evening at starlight the King
of the elves set off for the woodlands.
And Captain Featherweight and his Company
escorted him and his retinue far past
the walls of Templeton Garden before
they returned to Mount Fern.
The End
TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES:
Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.
Inconsistencies in hyphenation and capitalization have been standardized.