There was a deal of bustle and a twittering like
an eager flock of sparrows in the big kitchen of the
old Corner House, which stood facing Main Street
in Milton, but with its long side and rear yard and
garden running far back on Willow Street.
The four Kenway girls had the room all to
themselves at this early hour on Saturday morning,
for Mrs. MacCall and Aunt Sarah Maltby had
not yet come downstairs, while Linda, the maid,
had deserted the kitchen and pantry altogether
for the time being.
Ruth, the eldest and most sedate of the sisters,
was filling sandwiches at the dresser—and such a
variety as there was of them!
Chicken, with mayonnaise and a lettuce leaf;
pink ham cut thin and decorated with little golden
dabs of mustard; peanut butter sandwiches; nut
and cheese sandwiches, the filling nestling in a
salad leaf, too; tuna fish, with narrow slices of
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red, red Spanish peppers decorating it; and of
course sardines, carefully split and laid between
soda crackers. What picnic lunch would be complete
without sardines?
Agnes, the next oldest to Ruth and the beauty
of the family, was slicing bread as exactly as
though it were a problem in geometry and in such
quantity that Tess declared it looked as though
they were to feed an army.
Tess herself was seriously attending to the boiling
of two dozen eggs in a big saucepan.
“Though why you need to watch ’em so closely
I can’t see,” complained Agnes. “There are
other things you might be doing when there is so
much to do—goodness knows! Those eggs won’t
get away.”
“No,” joined in Dot, the youngest of the Corner
House girls, and quite seriously, too. “No. It
isn’t like boiling lobsters.”
“Right, Dottums,” chuckled Agnes, recovering
from her vexation immediately. “Eggs are an
entirely different kind of shellfish.”
“Well,” said the little girl, explaining, “Mrs.
Adams boiled some raw lobsters the other day, and
one hopped right out of the pot on to the floor
and started for the door—it really did!”
“Oo-ee!” gasped Tess, attracted for a moment
from the bobbing eggs by this statement. “The
poor thing!”
“Who’s a poor thing—Mrs. Adams?” asked
Ruth, laughing gayly.
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“Why, no,” said Tess, who was nothing if not
tender-hearted. “The lobster.”
“Goodness!” exclaimed Agnes. “Do you
s’pose it hurts a lobster to be boiled?”
“Why doesn’t it?” demanded Tess, promptly.
“’Cause it has a shell,” ventured Dot.
“Why—because they always do boil them,” said
Agnes, rather at a loss for an answer to Tess’
question.
“Sometimes they broil them,” said the oldest
sister, smiling.
“Well, they’re used to it, anyway,” declared
Agnes, with conviction.
“I—I don’t believe anybody could get used to
being boiled,” observed Tess, slowly. “Look at
Sammy Pinkney.”
“Where?” demanded Agnes, jumping. “I
hope that horrid child isn’t coming over so early.
I hoped we’d get away without having him
around.”
“Oh, my!” murmured Dot. “You know he’s
just got over the scarlet fever.”
“But he hasn’t got over being a nuisance,” declared
the older girl.
“I didn’t mean that Sammy was really here—to
look at,” explained the serious Tess. “I
meant—I meant——”
“Well, what did you mean?” asked Agnes, who
was inclined to be impatient.
“She meant, ‘consider Sammy,’ didn’t you,
Tessie?” suggested Ruth, kindly.
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“Why—yes.”
“Oh! Were you taking him for an example?”
cried Agnes. “But Sammy hasn’t ever been
boiled—although maybe he ought to have been.”
“No; he hasn’t been boiled,” said the serious
Tess, still watching the eggs bobbing in the boiling
water. “But he’s punished lots of times—at
school, I mean. And he doesn’t seem to get used
to it. He hollers just as loud now as the first
time I ever heard him.”
“Did the lobster holler?” chuckled Agnes.
“Did it, Dot?”
But Dot—who was not allowed to “mess in”
with the lunch—had found another subject for consideration.
She had been looking at Ruth, dexterously
opening a second can of sardines. Now,
when the cover was laid back and the oil drained
off, the smallest girl pointed a dimpled finger at
the contents of the can.
“What’s the matter, honey?” asked Ruth, smiling
down at the serious face of the fairy-like Dot.
“What is it?”
“Why, Ruthie,” said Dot, wonderingly, “I was
only thinking if that middle fish wanted to turn
over, what a lot of trouble it would have!”
Amid the laughter of the two older girls at this,
the door banged open and a boy with a mop of
flaxen hair—a regular “whitehead” and a football
cut at that—burst into the room.
“My goodness me, girls! aren’t you ready yet?”
he demanded. “And it’s half-past seven.”
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“The eggs are,” Tess declared, the first to
speak, for she had not been laughing.
“Well, then,” said the boy, “you and I, Tess,
will just take the eggs and go.”
“What’s the matter, Neale O’Neil? Won’t
your horse stand?” drawled Agnes, tossing her
head.
“We would have been ready long ago if it had
not been for you, Neale,” said Ruth, promptly.
“How’s that? I’ve been up since five. And
the car’s right here at the side gate. Cracky!
it’s a scrumptious auto, girls. I don’t believe
there ever was a finer.”
“When our Mr. Howbridge does anything, he
always does it right,” proclaimed Tess, giving up
the guardianship of the eggs to Ruth. “And Mr.
Howbridge had the car built for us.”
“But we wouldn’t ever have had it,” put in
Dot, eager to tell all she knew, “if Mrs. Eland
and Miss Pepperill hadn’t given us the money
’cause we found their Uncle Lemon Aden’s
money.”
“Oh, goodness!” gasped Tess. “Lem-u-el,
Dot!”
But Dot ignored the correction. “It was
awfully nice of them to give us the car because we
found the fortune in our garret.”
“Lots you did towards finding it,” chuckled
Neale O’Neil.
“I’d like to know why I didn’t help find it!”
cried the smallest Corner House girl, indignantly.
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“I saw it first—so there! I opened the book it
was hid in and I thought it was pitchers.”
“Say! that isn’t getting us anywhere,” began
the boy again. “Can’t you hurry? Just think!
the first ride in your car!”
“Don’t remind me,” gasped Agnes, cutting a
crooked slice. “My nerves are all jumping now
like—like a delightful toothache!”
“Glory! listen to her,” laughed Neale. “But
say, Miss Ruthiford Ten-ways, why do you say
that it is my fault that you are not all ready?”
“Because we have to put up lunch enough to
satisfy your appetite,” said Ruth, running cold
water on the eggs from the open faucet.
“Well! I like that!” said Neale.
“I fancy you will, sonny,” said Agnes, looking
at him slyly. “There are lots of goodies in it.”
“Now run and get your hats and wraps, children,”
commanded Ruth seizing the last two slices
of bread Agnes had cut. “That will do, Aggie.
Leave a little bread for the folks to eat to-day
while we’re gone. That basket is all packed,
Neale, and you may take it out and put it in the
tonneau.”
“Oh, my!” gasped Agnes, clasping her hands.
“Doesn’t that sound fine?”
“What sounds fine!” asked her boy chum, surreptitiously
putting the last crumb of a broken
sandwich he had found into his mouth.
“The way Ruth said ‘tonneau.’ So—so
Frenchy and automobily!”
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“Why, Aggie!” gasped Tess, in amazement, before
following Dot out of the kitchen, “you’re
making up words just like Dot does.”
“I feel like making up words,” laughed Agnes,
who had been “crazy for a car” for months and
months! “We’ll all be talking about ‘tonneaus,’
and ‘carbureters,’ and ‘gas,’ and ‘wiring,’ and ‘differentials,’
and——”
“And ‘equilaterals,’ and ‘isosceles triangles,’
and all that,” scoffed Neale. “You’ll know a hot
lot about an automobile, Agamemnon.”
“Come, young man!” exclaimed Ruth, tartly,
for she was very exact with boys, feeling sure that
she did not approve of them—much, “suppose you
take the basket out to the car—and these wraps—and
this coffee—and the little nursery icebox with
the milk bottles—and——”
“Hold on! Hold on!” yelled Neale O’Neil.
“What do you think I have—as many arms as a
spider? I can’t do it all in one trip.”
“Well, you might make a beginning,” suggested
Ruth. “Come, Aggie. Don’t moon there all day.”
“I’m not,” said her next youngest sister.
“I’m thinking.”
“What’s the difference?” demanded Neale, filling
his arms with several of the things indicated
by Ruth and making for the door.
“I was thinking,” said Agnes, quite seriously
for her, “what a difference this is from what we
were before we came to Milton and the old Corner
House to live.”
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Neale had gone out. Ruth looked at her with
softer eyes. Ruth was not exactly pretty, but she
had a very sweet face. Everybody said so. Now
she looked her understanding at Agnes.
“I know, dear—I know,” she said, in her low,
full, sweet voice. “This is like another world.”
“Or a dream,” said Agnes. “Do—do you suppose
we’ll ever wake up, Ruthie, and find out it’s
all been make-believe?”
Ruth laughed outright at that and went over and
kissed her. “Don’t let your imagination run
away with you,” the older sister said. “It is all
real—very real indeed. What could be more real
than an automobile—and of our very own?”
Dot came dancing into the room hugging a doll
in her arms and cheerfully humming a school
song.
“There!” exclaimed Agnes, coming out of the
clouds, “I suppose that disreputable Alice-doll has
got to go along. It does look awful.”
Dot stopped her song at once and her lips
pouted.
“She isn’t dis—disreput’ble—she isn’t!” she
cried, stormily. “She’s only sick. How would
you like it, Aggie Kenway, if you’d been buried
alive—and with dried apples—and had had your
complexion spoiled?”
Dot was usually the most peaceful of mortals;
but Agnes had touched a sore spot.
“Never mind; you shall take her, love,” Ruth
said.
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“I suppose if we want to go off on a real tour
by and by—this coming vacation—Dot’ll have to
lug that Alice-doll,” grumbled Agnes. “Suppose
we meet nice people at some of the hotels we stop
at, and other little girls have dolls? Dot’s will
look as though she came from Meadow Street.”
Meadow Street was in a poor section of Milton.
“I don’t care,” grumbled Dot; “she’s going.”
“She ought to go a hospital first,” declared
Agnes.
“Who ought to go to a hospital?” demanded
Neale, coming in again.
“My Alice-doll, Neale,” cried Dot, running to
him, sure of sympathy—of a kind, at least.
“Well,” said the boy, “why not? If folks go to
hospitals and get cured, why not dolls?”
“Oh, Neale O’Neil!” gasped Dot, hugging her
cherished doll closer.
“Just think how nice Mrs. Eland was to folks
in her hospital,” went on Neale, his eyes twinkling.
“And Doctor Forsyth. A hospital is a
mighty fine place.”
“But—but what would they do to my Alice-doll?”
asked the smallest girl, seriously.
“Suppose they should give her a new complexion?
Make her quite well again? Wouldn’t
that be worth while?”
Dot held the really dreadful looking doll away
from her and gazed with loving eyes upon the
wreck of her former pink and white beauty.
“She is just as—as dear to me as ever she was,”
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she sighed. “But I s’pose her complexion is
muddy—and her nose is flattened a little—and her
lips aren’t red any more--and her eyes are washed
out. But—but are you sure they won’t hurt her?”
“We’ll have to find a hospital where they agree
not to hurt,” said Neale seriously.
“Now you’ve got yourself in a mess, Neale
O ‘Neil,” whispered Agnes. “She’ll never let you
rest.”
But the boy only grinned at her. Tess came
back. Ruth brought the hats of Agnes and herself
and their outer wraps. Everything that they
could possibly need for the day’s outing was gathered
together and taken out to the big, shiny,
seven-passenger touring car that stood gloriously
in the morning sunshine before the Willow Street
door of the old Corner House.
Tom Jonah, the old Newfoundland dog, and the
guardian of the premises, evidently desired to accompany
the merry party; but Ruth vetoed that,
although he might have ridden in the front seat
with Neale.
“And I’m going to ride there myself,” declared
Agnes, firmly. “I’ve got to learn to run this car
right away. If Neale could learn, and get a
license, I can. By the way, Neale, where is your
license?”
“Oh, I’ve got it with me,” returned the boy.
“D’ you want me to have it pasted on the back of
my coat?”
“Tom Jonah must stay at home—and the kittens, too,”
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said Tess, looking at the troop of cats
and kittens lingering about the side porch, waiting
for their morning meal.
“And Billy Bumps,” added Dot, referring to
the solemn old goat grazing on the drying green.
Uncle Rufus, the black factotum of the Corner
House, came up from the garden, grinning widely
at them.
“Don’ yo’ chillun run down nothin’—nor run up
nothin’—w’ile yo’ is gone. I dunno ‘bout dat contraption.
Ah hopes yo’ git back widout more’n a
dozen laigs broke.”
“Goodness, Uncle Rufus!” cried Agnes.
“What do you think we are—centipedes?”
“Dunno nottin’ ‘bout dem ’er,” declared the old
colored man, chuckling. “Don’t hab center-pigs
in Virginny, whar I done come from. Dey uses
razorbacks fo’ de mos’ part in makin’ po’k.”
The car started amid a gale of laughter at this.
Mrs. MacCall waved her cap from an open second
story window. Some of the neighbors took a deep
interest in their departure, too. It was certainly
a fact that the Corner House girls had suddenly
become of much importance since it was known
that they had a car.
Ruth and the others looked up at Aunt Sarah
Maltby’s windows at the front of the house as the
car jounced delightfully across the tracks on Main
Street. But the old lady kept her curtains drawn.
She would not even look out at them.
They sped along so easily, the strong springs
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and shock-absorbers taking the jar at the crossings,
that even Ruth sighed ecstatically. Agnes
murmured:
“This is life. Oh, Neale! it’s the most delightful
way to travel.”
“Is it better than riding horses in a circus,
Neale?” demanded Tess, from the tonneau.
Neale laughed. He had been circus born and
bred, and the little girls still believed that such a
life must be one round of pleasure and excitement.
They never could understand why Neale
had run away from Twomley & Sorber’s Herculean
Circus and Menagerie.
Suddenly Agnes, the volatile, thought of another
thing. “Oh, me! Oh, my!” she cried.
“What ever should we do?”
“Goodness! what’s the matter with you now?”
demanded her older sister.
“Suppose our auto should be stolen like Mr.
Collinger’s!”
“Don’t say that, Aggie!” wailed Tess.
“They couldn’t steal our auto,” declared Dot,
with emphasis.
“Why not?” asked Neale, curiously.
“’Cause Tom Jonah wouldn’t let ’em,” said the
smallest girl.
“Then we should have brought Tom Jonah with
us,” Agnes said. “We’ll have to let him watch
the car all the time.”
“Mr. Collinger’s car was taken right away from
the front of the County Court House. Those
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thieves were bold,” said Ruth. “I heard Mr.
Howbridge say that there was something behind
that affair. He doubts if the car was stolen by
any common thieves.”
“Common or uncommon,” cried Agnes, “we
don’t want ours stolen!”
“Better set a watch at the garage door at
night,” chuckled Neale.
They were out in the country now and had entered
a smooth, but “woodsy,” road that passed
through a rather thick forest. The road was very
narrow in places and there were only a few houses
along the track for some miles.
Suddenly they sighted just ahead a basket
phaeton and a brown, fat pony hitched to it.
Neale slowed down quickly, for the turnout was
standing still. The driver was a middle-aged
woman with a good many fussy looking ribbons in
her bonnet and otherwise dressed quite gaily.
The fat brown pony was standing still, flicking flies
with his tail and wagging his ears comfortably.
He was in the very middle of the road and by no
possibility could the car be steered around the
turnout.
The woman looked around at the car and its
passengers and her face displayed a most exasperated
expression.
“I don’t know what you’ll do!” she cried, in a
rather shrill voice. “I can’t make him budge.
He’s been standing here this way for fifteen minutes,
and sometimes he balks for hours!”