Crispino comes out of his shop, with bread, cheese, and
a bottle of wine, seats himself on the bench, and
breakfasts. Tognino comes out of Geltrude's villa
with a broom, and crosses to the pharmacy. Coronato
and Scavezzo come out of the inn; the latter
carries a barrel on his shoulders; the former passes
Crispino, looks at him and laughs. Then both go
off. Crispino looks after him and clenches his fist.
Tognino, issuing from the pharmacy, sweeps the
square. Timoteo with glasses and bottles hurries
across to the villa. Crispino has emptied his wine-bottle,
and goes into the inn. Susanna comes out
of her shop, seats herself to do some needlework.
Tognino off into the villa. Crispino comes back,
his bottle refilled. He draws the fan from his
pocket, looks at it smiling, and seats himself again.
Nina also seats herself outside her door to spin.
Crispino hides the fan under his leather apron, and
goes on eating. Coronato comes back, passes Crispino,
and smiles. Crispino smiles also. Coronato,
arrived at his own door, turns round once more
to look at Crispino and smile, then enters. Crispino
laughs too, takes up the fan, looks at it with
pleasure, and then hides it again. |
| |
| Count and Baron coming out of Gertrude's villa. |
| Count. No excuse! my friend, that should not vex you. |
| Baron. I assure you it can't please me either. |
| Count. If Signorina Candida felt ill, that was an
accident; you must excuse. You know women are
subject to vapours and nervous attacks. |
| Baron. But when we went in she was not ill, and
scarcely did she see me than she retired to her room. |
| Count. Because she felt it coming on. |
| Baron. And then, did you notice Signora Geltrude
when she came out of her niece's room, with what
attention, what interest she read some papers that
seemed letters. |
| Count. She is a woman who has much business on
her hands, and a large correspondence. Doubtless they
were letters just arrived. |
| Baron. No; they were old papers. I bet anything
they were something she had found either on the table
or on the person of Signorina Candida. |
| Count. Dear friend, your suspicions are strange!
Your imagination runs away with you! |
| Baron. I imagine that which doubtless is the case.
I suspect that an understanding exists between Signorina
Candida and Evarist. |
| Count. Impossible! Were it so, I should know it.
I know everything! There is nothing done in the
village that I do not know! And further, were it as
you think, do you suppose Signorina Candida would
ever have accepted your proposal? How can you
suppose she would thus compromise the mediation of
a nobleman of my standing? |
| Baron. Oh, for that a good reason can be found.
She was forced to say "Yes;" but Signora Geltrude
was not as amiable to me after reading those letters;
indeed, she seemed to me to show pleasure that we
should go. |
| Count. Well, I think that all we have to complain of
against Signora Geltrude is, that she did not ask us to
stay to dinner with her. |
| Baron. To that I am indifferent. |
| Count. I gave her some hints, but she pretended not
to understand. |
| Baron. I assure you she was most anxious we should
leave. |
| Count. I am sorry for you. Where will you dine
to-day? |
| Baron. I told the host to prepare dinner for two. |
| Count. For two? |
| Baron. I expect Evarist, who has gone shooting. |
| Count. If you will come and dine with me— |
| Baron. With you? |
| Count. But my dinner is half a mile from here. |
| Baron. Thank you, but the dinner is already ordered.
Hi there, Coronato! |
| |
| Scene II. |
| Coronato from out the inn. The above. |
| Coronato. You called me? |
| Baron. Has Signor Evarist returned? |
| Coronato. I have not seen him yet, sir. I am sorry,
because the dinner is ready, and the food will get spoilt. |
| Count. Evarist is capable of amusing himself shooting
till evening, and making you lose your dinner. |
| Baron. What can I do? I promised to wait for him. |
| Count. Well, it's all very well to wait for him up to
a certain point. But, my dear friend, it does not seem
to me you should wait long for a person who is your
social inferior. I admit the demands of politeness, of
humanity; but, my dear colleague, let us also preserve
our aristocratic decorum. |
| Baron. I feel half inclined to ask you to come and
take Evarist's place. |
| Count. If you do not wish to wait for him, or if you
dislike eating alone, come to my house and take pot-luck. |
| Baron. No, no, my dear Count. Do me the pleasure
of dining with me. Let us go to table, and if Evarist
is not punctual, that is his loss. |
| Count. [Content.] It will teach him politeness. |
| Baron. [To Coronato.] Tell them to serve. |
| Coronato. Yes, sir. [Aside.] H'm, h'm! there'll be
little left for the kitchen now. |
| Baron. I will go and see that they have prepared for
our dinner. [Enters.] |
| Count. [To Coronato.] Have you taken the second
barrel of wine? |
| Coronato. Yes, sir, I sent it to your house. |
| Count. You sent it! without going with it? I fear
mischief. |
| Coronato. I will tell you. I accompanied the man
until the turn of the road, where we met your servant. |
| Count. My steward? |
| Coronato. No, sir. |
| Count. My footman? |
| Coronato. No, sir. |
| Count. My lackey? |
| Coronato. No, sir. |
| Count. Who then? |
| Coronato. That man who lives with you, and sells
your fruit, salad, vegetables. |
| Count. What! that man? |
| Coronato. Just so. I met him, showed him the barrel,
and he accompanied my servant. |
| Count. [Aside.] The devil! that fellow, who never sees
wine, is capable of drinking up half the barrel. [Goes
towards the door.] |
| Coronato. Excuse me. |
| Count. What is it? |
| Coronato. Have you spoken for me to Nina? |
| Count. [Embarrassed.] All right, all right! |
| Coronato. All right? |
| Count. [Advancing towards the door.] We will speak
about it after. |
| Coronato. But tell me one thing. |
| Count. Come, come, let me go in, so as not to keep the
Baron waiting. |
| Coronato. [Aside.] I have good hopes. He is a man,
if he takes up a cause, to succeed with it—sometimes.—
[In loving yet harsh tones.] Nina! Nina! |
| [Nina spins on and does not reply.] |
| Coronato. Allow me at least to salute you. |
| Nina. [Without looking up.] You would do better to
give me back my fan. |
| Coronato. Indeed!—[Aside.] Oh, by the bye, I left
that fan in the cellar!—Yes, yes, let us speak of that
fan.—[Aside.] I hope no one has carried it off. [Goes
into the house.] |
| [Crispino laughs aloud.] |
| Susanna. You seem to have a light heart, Crispino,
you laugh so merrily. |
| Crispino. I laugh because I have my reasons for
laughing. |
| Nina. [To Crispino.] You laugh, and I feel gnawed
with anger. |
| Crispino. Anger? And what are you angry about? |
| Nina. That that fan should be in Coronato's hands. |
| Crispino. [Laughing.] Yes, it is in Coronato's hands. |
| Nina. Then why do you laugh? |
| Crispino. I laugh because it is in Coronato's hands.
[Gets up and carries the remains of his meal into his
workshop.] |
| Nina. What silly laughter! |
| Susanna. I never thought my fan would pass through
so many hands. |
| Nina. [Looking at her with amazement.] Your fan? |
| Susanna. Oh, I say my fan because it came from my
shop. |
| Nina. I suppose you were paid for it? |
| Susanna. Of course, else I should not have given it. |
| Nina. And it will also have been paid double its
worth? |
| Susanna. Not so; and even were it so, what does
it matter to you? For what it cost you, you can
accept it. |
| Nina. How do you know what it costs me? |
| Susanna. [Sarcastically and pointedly.] Oh, I don't
know what it cost you, nor whether he who gave it you
has great obligations towards you. |
| Nina. What obligations? What do you mean by
obligations? Do I meddle in your affairs? |
| Susanna. There, there, don't excite yourself! You
don't intimidate me with your fury! |
| Crispino. [From out the shop.] What's the matter?
Incessant bickerings, incessant high words. |
| Susanna. She makes side hits and expects one to keep
silent. |
| Crispino. Are you angry, Nina? |
| Nina. I angry? I am never angry! |
| Susanna. Oh, she loves peace, and never excites herself! |
| Nina. Never, except when I am teased, if I have to
hear impertinences, if I am trampled under foot. |
| [Susanna mutters to herself.] |
| Crispino. Is it I who ill-treat you, tease you, trample
you under foot? |
| Nina. [Spinning sulkily.] I am not speaking of you. |
| Susanna. No, she does not refer to you, she refers to me. |
| Crispino. One might really say it is an art to live for
five minutes in peace on this square. |
| Nina. When evil tongues are abroad. |
| Crispino. Quiet! it is shameful. |
| Susanna. One is to be insulted, and then not speak. |
| Nina. I speak reasonably. |
| Susanna. Better I should be silent. |
| Nina. Certainly it is better to be silent than say
foolish things. |
| Crispino. You will always have the last word. |
| Nina. Yes; and were I in my grave— |
| [Timoteo from out the villa with cups and
bottles.] |
| Nina. He who wants me, takes me as I am, and who
does not want me, leaves me alone! |
| Crispino. Do be quiet at last! |
| Timoteo. [Aside.] I won't go again into that house.
Is it my fault that these waters don't help? I can only
give what I have. They expect to find all the refinements
of town in a village. And then what are spirits,
cordials, essences? So many quack remedies. The
corner-stones of an apothecary are, water, quinine,
mercury. [Goes into his shop.] |
| Crispino. Some one must be ill at the villa. |
| Nina. [With contempt.] Yes, that dear jewel of a
Signorina Candida! |
| Susanna. Poor Signorina Candida! |
| Crispino. What is the matter with her? |
| Susanna. [Pointedly.] Nina should know something
about it. |
| Nina. I? What have I to do with it? |
| Susanna. Because she is ill on your account. |
| Nina. On my account! [Springs to her feet.] |
| Susanna. Oh, one cannot speak quietly with you. |
| Crispino. I should like to know what all this means.
[Gets up from his work.] |
| Nina. [To Susanna.] You are only able to say silly
things! |
| Susanna. There, there, don't excite yourself. |
| Crispino. [To Nina.] Let her speak. |
| Nina. Well, speak, then. |
| Susanna. I won't say anything more to you! |
| Nina. If you have any sense of honour, speak. |
| Susanna. If matters are thus, well, I will. |
| Crispino. Quiet there! Signora Geltrude is approaching.
No scenes before her. |
| Nina. She shall give me an explanation! |
| |
| Scene III. |
| Geltrude from the villa. The above. |
| Geltrude. [Gravely.] Is your brother returned? |
| Nina. [Ungraciously, and turning away.] Yes, he is. |
| Geltrude. [As above.] Has Signor Evarist returned
also? |
| Nina. [As above.] Yes, he has. |
| Geltrude. Do you know where he is? |
| Nina. [With annoyance.] I know nothing! Good
day. [Enters the house.] |
| Geltrude. What manners!—Crispino! |
| Crispino. [Rises.] Madame? |
| Geltrude. Do you know where to find Signor Evarist? |
| Crispino. No, Madame, in truth I do not. |
| Geltrude. Do me the favour to go and see if he is in
the inn. |
| Crispino. Certainly. [Goes towards the inn.] |
| Susanna. [Softly.] Signora Geltrude! |
| Geltrude. What would you? |
| Susanna. One word. |
| Geltrude. Do you know nothing about Signor
Evarist? |
| Susanna. Ah, Madame, I know many things. I have
many things to tell you. |
| Geltrude. Alas! I too have much to disquiet me; I
have seen letters that surprise me! Speak, enlighten
me if you can. |
| Susanna. But here, in public! Shall I not come to
your house? |
| Geltrude. I first want to see Signor Evarist. |
| Susanna. Will you then step into my shop? |
| Geltrude. Yes, rather let us do that. But first let us
await Signor Evarist. |
| Susanna. There he is! |
| Crispino. [From the inn.] He is not there. They
expected him to dinner, and he has not come. |
| Geltrude. Yet he must have come back from shooting. |
| Crispino. Oh yes, he came back; I saw him. |
| Geltrude. Where can he be? |
| Susanna. He is not at the café either. |
| Crispino. Nor at the apothecary's. |
| Geltrude. Let us search a little. The village is not
so large. Look about, we must discover him. |
| Crispino. I will set off at once! |
| Geltrude. If you find him, tell him I want much to
speak to him, and that I wait for him in Susanna's shop. |
| [Crispino goes.] |
| Geltrude. [Enters Susanna's shop.] Now I am ready
and anxious to hear you. |
| Susanna. Well, well, you will hear nice things. |
| Crispino. There is something wrong about this Signor
Evarist. And then this fan—I am glad I have got
it. Coronato noticed it was gone, I suppose. He is
scarcely likely to suspect me. No one will have told
him that I went to buy some wine. I went just in
time. I found the fan a-top of the barrel. Silly
fellow! And while his man filled my flask, I pocketed
the fan! I shall take pretty good care not to confess
that I took it. He is capable of calling me a thief.
But where am I to look for this gentleman? Not at
the Count's, for he is dining in there. In the village?
I am sorry I am not enlightened as to Susanna's meaning.
But I will get to the bottom of it. And if I find
Nina guilty—Well, and what shall I do then? Cast
her off? I don't know. I love her too much. What
can it all be? |
| |
| Scene IV. |
| Crispino and Limonato from the café. Then Coronato. |
| Crispino. Do you know where Signor Evarist is? |
| Limonato. I! why should I? I am not his servant. |
| Crispino. Don't excite yourself thus. Might he not
happen to be at your place? |
| Limonato. Then you would see him. |
| Crispino. Out upon you, you lemonade manufacturer! |
| Limonato. What does this mean? |
| Crispino. Wait till your shoes want cobbling again. | [Exit. |
| Limonato. The wretch! Shall I tell him Signor
Evarist is in our garden? No, he is only just comforted,
why disturb him again? Hi, host! |
| Coronato. [At his door.] What would you? |
| Limonato. Signor Evarist sends me. Tell the Baron
he is not to wait dinner for him; he is busy, and does
not wish to be disturbed. |
| Coronato. Tell him the notice comes too late. The
Baron has nearly done his dinner. |
| Limonato. All right. [About to go.] |
| Coronato. And if you hear that some one has found a
fan, let me know. |
| Limonato. With pleasure. Have you lost one? |
| Coronato. Yes; I don't know how. A rogue carried
it off, and my stupid cellarman can't tell me who came
to fetch wine. But if I discover him, then—Good-day. | [Exit. |
| Limonato. I will do my best. | [Exit. |
| |
| Scene V. |
| The Count at the window of the inn. The above. |
| Count. I heard Limonato's voice. Hi, Limonato! |
| Limonato. Sir? |
| Count. Two cups of coffee! |
| Limonato. Excuse me, for whom? |
| Count. For me and the Baron. [Disappears.] |
| Limonato. At once!—[Aside.] Now I know the
Baron is inside and pays, he shall have the coffee. |
| Nina. Hi, Limonato! |
| Limonato. And what do you want? |
| Nina. Is Signor Evarist still with you? |
| Limonato. How with me? |
| Nina. Yes, with you. |
| Limonato. There is the café, if he were there, you
would see him. |
| Nina. Bah! I mean in the garden. |
| Limonato. Bah! I don't know anything. | [Exit. |
| Nina. Rude fellow! And people say I am irritable!
How can I help it, when all tease, all maltreat me?—those
ladies, that creature over there, Coronato,
Moracchio, Limonato, and Crispino. I can bear it
no longer. |
| |
| Scene VI. |
| Evarist running excitedly out of the café. The above. |
| Evarist. [To Nina.] There she is, there she is! Now
I am happy! |
| Nina. What does this joy mean? |
| Evarist. Oh, Nina, I am the happiest, the most contented
man in the world! |
| Nina. I am glad to hear it. I hope, then, you will
make up to me for all I have had to endure on your
account. |
| Evarist. Anything you wish! Know, Nina, that
they suspected that I loved you. Signorina Candida
knew I had given you the fan, thought I had bought
it for you, was jealous of me, was jealous of you! |
| Nina. Was jealous of me? |
| Evarist. Precisely; and to avenge herself, and in
despair, she was about to marry another. She saw me,
and fell down lifeless in a faint. Happily, a moment
after her aunt left the house, Candida went into the
garden. I climbed over the hedge, sprang over the
wall, fell at her feet, wept, swore, implored, called all
the saints to witness, and convinced her. She is mine,
is mine, and will be mine in all eternity! |
| Nina. I congratulate you. I am glad to hear it, sir. |
| Evarist. One only condition she makes in order to be
quite convinced of my love. |
| Nina. And that is?— |
| Evarist. In order that I may justify myself and you
also, it is needful that you give her the fan. |
| Nina. Oh dear, oh dear! |
| Evarist. My honour and your own are at stake. It
would seem otherwise as if I had really bought the fan
for you. She must be relieved of every suspicion. I
know you are a sensible girl, therefore give me back
that fan. |
| Nina. But, sir, I have it no longer. |
| Evarist. Why tell this lie? I gave it you, and I
would not ask it back did not my whole life's happiness
hang on it. I will buy you another, far better and
more beautiful. But, for Heaven's sake, give me back
that fan, and quickly too! |
| Nina. Oh, if I but had it! |
| Evarist. Nina, I repeat, our honour is at stake. |
| Nina. I swear I no longer have the fan! |
| Evarist. Oh, heavens! And what did you do with
it? |
| Nina. Oh, they knew I had the fan, and forced me
to give it up by violence. |
| Evarist. Who? |
| Nina. My brother. |
| Evarist. [Goes towards the house and calls.] Moracchio! |
| Nina. No, stop! He has not got it! |
| Evarist. Who, then? |
| Nina. He gave it to Crispino. |
| Evarist. [Runs towards the workshop.] Crispino! |
| Nina. Stop and listen, I say! |
| Evarist. I am beside myself. |
| Nina. Crispino no longer has it either. |
| Evarist. Heaven and hell, who has it then? Quick! |
| Nina. That rogue of a Coronato. |
| Evarist. Coronato! hi, host, Coronato! |
| Coronato. Yes, sir? |
| Evarist. Give here that fan. |
| Coronato. What fan? |
| Nina. That which you stole. |
| Evarist. Out with it! Quick! |
| Coronato. Sir, I am sincerely sorry, but— |
| Evarist. How so? What is this? |
| Coronato. I can no longer find it. |
| Evarist. Not find it! |
| Coronato. I stupidly forgot it in the cellar, and went
away. When I came back, it had vanished. Some one
must have stolen it. |
| Evarist. Look for it! |
| Coronato. I have searched the whole house, in
vain. |
| Evarist. I will pay you whatever you like for
it! |
| Coronato. But if it is gone—I tell you it is gone. |
| Evarist. I am in despair! |
| Coronato. I am most sorry, but I can do nothing. | [Exit. |
| Evarist. It is all your fault! You are my misfortune! |
| Nina. I? And how am I to blame in it all? |
| |
| Scene VII. |
| Candida on the terrace. The above. |
| Candida. [Calling him.] Signor Evarist! |
| Evarist. There she is, there she is! Oh, I am in
despair! |
| Nina. What, what! the world is not come to an end
because of this! |
| Candida. [Calls more loudly.] Signor Evarist! |
| Evarist. Oh, Candida, my dearest! I am the most
miserable, the most wretched man in the world! |
| Candida. What! you can't get the fan? |
| Nina. [Aside.] She guesses it at once! |
| Evarist. If you knew what a coil of complications,
and all to my injury! It is too true, the fan is lost,
and it is not possible to find it as yet. |
| Candida. Oh, I know where it is! |
| Evarist. Where? where? If you could give us some
hint! |
| Nina. [To Evarist.] Who knows? Some one may
have found it. |
| Candida. The fan will be in the hands of her to
whom you gave it, and who will not give it up, and
she is right. |
| Nina. [To Candida.] This is not true. |
| Candida. Be silent! |
| Evarist. I swear to you on my honour— |
| Candida. It is enough! My decision is made! I
am astonished at you, to prefer a peasant girl to me. | [Exit. |
| Nina. Peasant girl! What does she mean? |
| Evarist. I swear to Heaven, you are the cause of all
my miseries, which will be my death! She has decided!
Well, I have decided too; I will await my
rival here, and will challenge him. Either he or I
must fall! And all this is your fault, Nina! |
| Nina. I go, or I shall lose my reason. [She turns
slowly towards her house.] |
| Evarist. How passion consumes me! My heart
thumps, my brain is in a whirl, my breath comes
heavily. I can scarcely stand! Oh, who will help
me? [He staggers towards a chair.] |
| Nina. [Turns round and sees him.] What is this?
What do I see? He is dying! Help, help! Here,
Moracchio! here, Limonato! |
| |
| Scene VIII. |
| Limonato from the café with two cups on a tray. Moracchio
runs from his house to succour Evarist. |
| Crispino. [Comes out of the side street.] Oh, there is
Signor Evarist. But what is the matter? |
| Nina. Water, water! |
| Crispino. Wine, wine! |
| Limonato. Give him wine. I will just carry these
cups to the inn. |
| Moracchio. Courage, courage, sir! He is in love;
that is his malady. |
| Timoteo. [Comes out of his shop.] What is the
matter? |
| Moracchio. Come here, Timoteo. |
| Nina. Yes, do you help. |
| Timoteo. What is the matter? |
| Nina. He has fainted. |
| Timoteo. There I can help. |
| Nina. The poor gentleman, he is in love. |
| Crispino. [With a bottle of wine.] Here, here! that
will restore him to life—five-year-old wine. |
| Nina. He is reviving! |
| Crispino. Oh, this wine would make the dead rise! |
| Moracchio. Courage, courage, sir, I say! |
| Timoteo. [With bottles, glasses, and a razor.] Here I am.
Quick, undress him! |
| Moracchio. What is the razor for? |
| Timoteo. In case of need, it is better than a lancet. |
| Crispino. A razor? |
| Nina. What? |
| Evarist. [Gets up.] Oh ho! who wants to cut my
throat with a razor? |
| Nina. The apothecary. |
| Timoteo. Excuse me; I am an honest man, and no
assassin. When one has the best intentions, it is not
right to make one appear ridiculous. See whether I
will come another time. | [Exit. |
| Moracchio. Won't you step into my house, sir, and
rest on my bed? |
| Evarist. Wherever you like. |
| Moracchio. Take my arm and lean on me. |
| Evarist. Oh, how much rather I would that my
miserable life were ended! [Walks off, leaning on
Moracchio.] |
| Nina. [Aside.] If he wanted to die, he could not have
done better than give himself up to the apothecary. |
| Moracchio. Here we are at the door. Let us go
in. |
| Evarist. Useless kindness to him who only asks to
die. [They enter.] |
| Moracchio. Nina, get the bed ready for Signor
Evarist. |
| Crispino. [As she is going to enter, calls her.] Nina! |
| Nina. What is it? |
| Crispino. You are wonderfully compassionate for this
gentleman. |
| Nina. I do my duty, because you and I are the cause
of his illness. |
| Crispino. Speak for yourself, there I can't answer.
But I? What have I to do with him? |
| Nina. Because of that accursed fan. [Goes in.] |
| Crispino. Accursed fan, indeed! I have now heard it
named millions of times! But I am glad to think I
did Coronato. He is my enemy, and will be so till
Nina is my wife. But what now? I could bury this
fan in the ground; but if it be trodden on, it will
break. What shall I do with it. [Pulls out the fan.] |
| [Limonato crosses from his café to the inn.] |
| Count. [From out the inn.] The dinner was excellent!
For once I have eaten my fill. |
| Crispino. [Aside.] Ho, ho, the Count. Shall I—Yes,
that will be the best way. [Advances towards him, fan
in hand.] |
| Count. What is that you have in your hand? |
| Crispino. A fan. I found it on the ground. |
| Count. [Takes it.] A lady must have lost it in passing
by. What will you do with it? |
| Crispino. I really don't know. |
| Count. Do you want to sell it? |
| Crispino. Sell it? I should not know what to ask
for it. What may it be worth? |
| Count. I don't know, for I don't understand such
things. There are figures painted on it; but a fan
found in the country can't be worth much. |
| Crispino. I wish it were worth very much. |
| Count. In order to sell it well? |
| Crispino. No, certainly not; but only in order to offer
it to your honour. |
| Count. To me! You want to give it to me? |
| Crispino. But as it seems of no value— |
| Count. Oh no; it is not bad, and seems quite decent.
Thank you, my friend. Whenever I can be of use to
you, count on my protection.—[Aside.] I shall give it
away. |
| Crispino. But one thing I beg of you. |
| Count. [Aside.] Didn't I think so! This class of
people gives nothing for nothing!—Well, what is it?
Speak. |
| Crispino. I beg you to tell no one that I gave it to
you. |
| Count. Is that all? |
| Crispino. All. |
| Count. If it's nothing but that—[Aside.] He is
cautious. But, my good friend, why should people not
know? Have you perchance stolen it? |
| Crispino. Excuse me. I am not capable of that. |
| Count. Then why should no one know it comes from
you? If you have found it, and the owner does not turn
up, I don't see why— |
| Crispino. [Laughing.] And yet I have my reasons. |
| Count. And they are?— |
| Crispino. Well, I am in love. |
| Count. I know it. With Nina. |
| Crispino. And if Nina knew I had this fan, and did
not give it to her, she would be angry. |
| Count. Just as well for her not to have it. This is no
fan for a country girl. Do not fear; I shall not betray
you. But that reminds me, how do matters stand with
you and Nina? Do you really mean to marry her? |
| Crispino. I confess I desire her as my wife. |
| Count. Well, then, you shall have her. This very
evening, if you like, we will celebrate the wedding. |
| Crispino. Really, you are in earnest? |
| Count. In earnest. Who am I? What is meant by
my protection? I am almighty! |
| Crispino. But Coronato wants her also. |
| Count. Coronato! Who is Coronato? A stupid fellow!
Does she love you? |
| Crispino. Yes, dearly. |
| Count. Good, then: you are loved, Coronato is not.
Depend on my protection. |
| Crispino. Most certainly. But—her brother? |
| Count. Brother! what brother? what of him? If the
sister is satisfied, the brother has nothing to say.
Depend entirely on my protection. |
| Crispino. By Saint Crispin! |
| Count. There now, go back to your work, that my
shoes may get done at last. |
| Crispino. As your Honour desires. |
| [Count examines the fan.] |
| Crispino. [Aside.] The devil a bit! I forgot that
Signora Geltrude sent me to look for Signor Evarist,
and now I have found him and not told her. But his
illness—the fan—in short, I forgot! I will call him,
but I don't like to go to Moracchio's house. I will go
to the Signora Geltrude and tell her Signor Evarist is
found, and she is to have him called, only not by me.
[Goes off towards the draper's shop.] |
| Count. What can it cost? Not much. Were it more
choice, I would give it to Signorina Candida, who broke
her own. But why should I not? It is not half bad. |
| Nina. [At the window.] Where is Crispino? Not
there! |
| Count. The figures are badly painted, but it seems to
me they are well drawn. |
| Nina. Oh, what do I see! The fan is in the Count's
hands! Quick, quick, to wake Signor Evarist! |
| Count. And who refuses a gift? She shall have it. |
| |
| Scene IX. |
| Count. Baron from the inn. Then Tognino. |
| Baron. What! you abandon me? |
| Count. I saw you were not inclined to talk. |
| Baron. Yes, it is true. I can't resign myself. Tell
me, do you think we might go now and try to see those
ladies once more. |
| Count. Why not? I have a happy thought! Shall
I make you a present,—a present that will make you
cut a good figure in Signorina Candida's eyes? |
| Baron. What is this present? |
| Count. You know she broke her fan this morning. |
| Baron. Yes, I heard of it. |
| Count. Here is a fan. Let us go and find her and give
her this one from you. [Gives it to the Baron.] Look,
it is not ugly. |
| Baron. You want me then to— |
| Count. Yes, you give it. I do not want to have any
merit in the matter. I leave all the honour to you. |
| Baron. I gladly accept this excuse, but you will at
least let me know what it cost? |
| Count. Oh, a trifle. |
| Baron. Nevertheless, kindly tell me the price. |
| Count. But to what end? Did you not give me a
present of two pistols? |
| Baron. I do not know what to say. Well, I accept
your present gratefully.—[Aside.] Where did he
find this fan? It seems to me impossible that he
bought it. |
| Count. Well, what do you say to it? Isn't it a pretty
thing? And just in the nick of time! Oh, I understand
these things, I have much experience. I am well
provided. There is a whole room full of nick-nacks for
ladies. But do not let us waste time. Let us go.
[Rings at Signora Geltrude's house.] |
| Tognino. [From the terrace.] What do you wish,
gentlemen? |
| Count. Will the ladies receive us? |
| Tognino. Signora Geltrude is out, and Signorina
Candida is resting in her room. |
| Count. Let us know as soon as she is awake. |
| Tognino. Yes, sir. | [Exit. |
| Count. Did you hear? |
| Baron. Well, we must just wait. I have to write a
letter to Milan; I will go and write it at the apothecary's.
If you will come too— |
| Count. No; I don't like going to that man's house.
Go and write your letter, and I will wait here till the
servant calls us. |
| Baron. Very well. As soon as you want me, I am at
your service. |
| Count. Count on me, do not fear. |
| Baron. [Aside.] I do not count on him, and still less on
the aunt, and yet less on the niece. [Goes to Timoteo's.] |
| Count. I will amuse myself with my book, with my
beautiful collection of wonderful fables. [Pulls out his
book, seats himself, and reads.] |
| |
| SCENE X. |
| Count. Evarist comes out of Nina's house. |
| Evarist. Oh, there he is still! I thought he was gone.
I can't think how I was able to fall asleep amid so much
distress of mind. Fatigue—exhaustion. Now I feel
born anew with the hopes of having back the fan.—[Calls.]
Count, your servant. |
| Count. [Reading and smiling.] Your servant, Signor
Evarist. |
| Evarist. Will you permit me to say a few words? |
| Count. [As above.] In a moment I am at your disposal. |
| Evarist. [Aside.] If he has not got the fan in his
hand, I don't know how to begin speaking about it. |
| Count. [Gets up laughing, and pockets his book.] Here
I am, at your services. |
| Evarist. [Searching with his eyes for the fan.] I should
be sorry if I have disturbed you. |
| Count. It does not matter, I will finish reading my
fable another time. |
| Evarist. [As above.] I should not like you to think
me impertinent. |
| Count. What are you looking at? Have I some spot
about me? |
| Evarist. Excuse me, I was told you had a fan. |
| Count. [Confused.] A fan! It is true. Was it perchance
you who lost it? |
| Evarist. Yes, sir, I lost it. |
| Count. But there are many fans in the world. How
do you know it is yours? |
| Evarist. If you would have the kindness to show it
to me? |
| Count. My friend, I am sorry you come too late. |
| Evarist. How too late? |
| Count. The fan is no longer in my possession. |
| Evarist. What? |
| Count. No; I gave it away. |
| Evarist. And pray to whom? |
| Count. That is just what I would rather not tell
you. |
| Evarist. Count, I must know! I must have back
that fan, and I will know who has it now! |
| Count. I will not tell! |
| Evarist. Heavens and earth, but you shall tell! |
| Count. Do not forget who I am! |
| Evarist. [Angrily.] I say it, and I will maintain it!
This is an ungentlemanly action! |
| Count. Do you know that I have a couple of loaded
pistols? |
| Evarist. What do I care about your pistols? I want
my fan! |
| Count. How absurd! So much eagerness and noise
for a bit of a fan which is worth perhaps five paoli! |
| Evarist. Let it be worth whatever it is worth, you
cannot know that for me it is priceless. I would give
twenty ducats to have it! |
| Count. You would give twenty ducats! |
| Evarist. If I tell you so, I promise it! If you can
get it back I will gladly sacrifice twenty ducats. |
| Count. [Aside.] The devil! It must be painted by
Titian or Raphael of Urbino.—I will see if I can get
you back the fan. |
| Evarist. If the owner likes to sell it for twenty
ducats, I repeat I am willing. |
| Count. Had I the fan, such a proposal would offend
me. |
| Evarist. But perchance it will not offend its present
owner. |
| Count. Perchance, who knows? My friend, I assure
you, I am quite confused. |
| Evarist. Let us do like this, Count. This is a gold
snuff-box whose weight alone represents a worth of over
twenty ducats. Its workmanship makes it worth twice
as much. Never mind; for that fan I will willingly
give this box. Here it is! |
| Count. [Holding the box in his hand.] Are there
perhaps diamonds on that fan? I noticed nothing. |
| Evarist. It is not of the faintest value, but it is of
worth to me. |
| Count. Then I must try and satisfy you. |
| Evarist. I beg of you! |
| Count. Await me here.—[Aside.] I am quite confused.—But
am I to give the box in exchange? |
| Evarist. Yes, yes, give it! |
| Count. Wait. [Walks a few steps.] And if the person
gives me the fan, and does not want the box? |
| Evarist. I have given it to you. Do what you like
with your property. |
| Count. In earnest? |
| Evarist. In earnest. |
| Count. [Aside.] After all, the Baron is a gentleman
and my friend. Because of the twenty ducats I would
not accept it, but a gold snuff-box—that gives an aristocratic,
refined, well-to-do air.—[Aloud.] Wait for me
here. [Goes into the pharmacy.] |
| Evarist. To justify myself in her eyes I would
sacrifice my life, my heart's blood! |
| |
| Scene XI. |
Crispino from out of Susanna's shop. The above.
Then the Count, after Nina. |
| Crispino. Oh, there he is! Sir, your servant. Signora
Geltrude wishes to speak with you. She is here in the
shop, and begs you to have the kindness to step in there.
She expects you. |
| Evarist. Tell her I am at her service in one moment.
I must urgently speak to some one before. |
| Crispino. Yes, sir. And how are you now—better? |
| Evarist. Much better, I am glad to say. |
| Crispino. I am delighted to hear it. And Nina is
well? |
| Evarist. I think so. |
| Crispino. She is a good girl, is Nina. |
| Evarist. Yes, indeed, and I know she loves you
dearly. |
| Crispino. And I love her too, but— |
| Evarist. But what? |
| Crispino. I have been told certain things. |
| Evarist. Concerning me, perhaps? |
| Crispino. To say the truth, yes, sir. |
| Evarist. Friend, I am a gentleman, and your Nina
is a good, honest girl. |
| Crispino. I think so too. There are always evil
tongues about. |
| [Count, coming out of the pharmacy.] |
| Evarist. There now! Go to Signora Geltrude and
tell her I shall come directly. |
| Crispino. Yes, sir. [Walks away.] I feel easy now
that nothing is wrong here.—[Aloud as he passes the
Count.] I commend myself to you on behalf of Nina. |
| Count. Count on my protection! |
| Crispino. I desire it earnestly. [Goes into the shop.] |
| Evarist. Well, Count? |
| Count. Here is the fan. [He shows it him.] |
| Evarist. [Seizes it eagerly.] Oh, what happiness! How
greatly I am obliged to you! |
| Count. Look whether it be yours. |
| Evarist. Beyond a doubt. [Wishes to move off.] |
| Count. And the snuff-box? |
| Evarist. Do not let us name that. I am but too
grateful. [Off to Susanna's shop.] |
| Count. What it means not to understand things
perfectly! I thought it a common fan, and now it
seems it is worth so much,—so much, in fact, that it is
worth exchanging against a gold snuff-box. No doubt
the Baron would have liked the box. He was vexed
that I asked for the fan back, but when I said I would
present it in his name, he was mollified a little. I will
now go and buy one like it. |
| Crispino. [Returning.] Well, this job is done. I like
to serve Signora Geltrude. So you give me good hopes,
Count? |
| Count. Most excellent hopes! To-day is a fortunate
day for me, and all I do in it succeeds. |
| Crispino. Let us hope this will succeed too. |
| Count. Most undoubtedly! Hi, Nina! |
| Nina. [Comes out of her house testily.] What do you
want now? |
| Count. Do not be angered so quickly. I want to do
you a service. I want to marry you. |
| Nina. I don't need you for that. |
| Count. With some one to your taste. |
| Nina. And I say no! |
| Count. With Crispino. |
| Nina. With Crispino? |
| Count. Aha, what do you say now? |
| Nina. With all my heart! |
| Count. There, Crispino, you see what my protection
means! |
| Crispino. Yes, sir, I see. |
| |
| Scene XII. |
| Moracchio from the house. The above. |
| Moracchio. What are you doing here? |
| Nina. What does it matter to you? |
| Count. Nina is going to be married under the ægis
of my protection. |
| Moracchio. As you like, sir; and she must consent,
whether she like it or no. |
| Nina. [Gravely.] Oh, I will consent dutifully. |
| Moracchio. The better for you! |
| Nina. And to show you I consent, I will give my
hand to Crispino. |
| Moracchio. [Amazed.] But—Count— |
| Count. [Placidly.] Let them be. |
| Moracchio. But, Count, did you not give your word
to Coronato? |
| |
| Scene XIII. |
| Coronato from the inn. The above. |
| Coronato. Who is talking about me? |
| Moracchio. Come here, and behold! The Count
wants my sister to marry— |
| Coronato. [Anxiously.] Count! |
| Count. I am a just man and a nobleman, a sensible
protector and human. Nina does not want you, and I
cannot, and must not, and will not use violence! |
| Nina. And I want Crispino, though the whole world
oppose it! |
| Coronato. [To Moracchio.] And what say you? |
| Moracchio. [To Coronato.] And what say you? |
| Coronato. I don't care a fig! Who does not want
me, does not deserve me! |
| Nina. That is the saying. |
| Count. [To Crispino.] See the results of my protection! |
| Coronato. Count, I have sent the second barrel of wine. |
| Count. Bring me the bill, and I will pay it. [While
speaking, he pulls out the gold snuff-box, and ostentatiously
takes snuff.] |
| Coronato. [Aside.] He has a gold snuff-box—he can
pay. | [Exit. |
| Moracchio. [To Nina.] Well, you have had your way
after all. |
| Nina. So it seems. |
| Moracchio. And if you repent, it will be your affair. |
| Count. She will never need to repent. She has my
protection. |
| Moracchio. Bread seems to me better than protection. | [Exit. |
| Count. And when shall we hold the wedding? |
| Crispino. Soon. |
| Nina. Yes, soon. |
| |
| Scene XIV. |
| Baron from the pharmacy. The above. |
| Baron. Well, Count, have you seen Signorina
Candida, and have you given her the fan? Why would
you not let me have the pleasure of giving it her
myself? |
| Nina. [Aside.] What! Signor Evarist has not got it! |
| Count. I have not yet seen Signorina Candida, and
as for the fan, I have others, and have destined a better
one for her. Oh, here is Signora Geltrude! |
| |
| Scene XV. |
| Geltrude, Evarist, and Susanna, all three come out of
Susanna's shop. |
| Geltrude. [To Susanna.] Do me the favour of telling
my niece to come down. I must speak to her. |
| Susanna. I go at once. [Goes to the villa, knocks,
they open, she enters.] |
| Geltrude. [Softly to Evarist.] I do not wish the Count
and the Baron to go into the house. |
| Count. Signora Geltrude, the Baron and I were just
about to visit you. |
| Geltrude. I am obliged for the polite intention. The
evening is so fine, we can talk out of doors. |
| Baron. So you have come back, Signor Evarist? |
| Evarist. [Curtly.] As you see. |
| |
| Scene XVI. |
| The above. Candida. |
| Candida. What does my aunt wish? |
| Geltrude. Let us take a few turns. |
| Candida. [Aside.] Why, there is the false Evarist! |
| Geltrude. But why have you got no fan? |
| Candida. Don't you remember I broke mine this
morning? |
| Geltrude. Ah, yes, true; if we could find another. |
| Baron. [Whispers to Count.] Now is the time to
give it. |
| Count. [Aside.] No, not in public. |
| Geltrude. Signor Evarist, you do not happen by
chance to have one? |
| Evarist. Here it is, at your service. [He shows it to
Geltrude, but does not give it to her.] |
| [Candida turns aside contemptuously.] |
| Baron. [Softly to the Count.] Your fan! out with your
fan! |
| Count. [As above.] Don't poke me so! |
| Baron. [As above.] Out with it, I say! |
| Count. [As above.] Not now, not now! |
| Geltrude. Niece, won't you accept Signor Evarist's
polite offer? |
| Candida. No, aunt, excuse me; I don't need it. |
| Count. [To Baron.] You see, she does not accept
it! |
| Baron. [To Count.] Give it me at once! |
| Count. [To Baron.] Do you mean to pick a quarrel? |
| Geltrude. May I ask why you will not accept this fan? |
| Candida. Because it is not mine; because it was not
meant for me. It would not become either you or me
were I to accept it. |
| Geltrude. Signor Evarist, can you answer this? |
| Evarist. I can if I may. |
| Candida. Excuse me. [Turns to leave.] |
| Geltrude. Stay here! I command it. [Candida obeys.] |
| Baron. [To Count.] What is all this imbroglio? |
| Count. [To Baron.] I know nothing about it all. |
| Evarist. Susanna, do you know this fan? |
| Susanna. Yes, sir. It is that you bought from me
this morning. I most imprudently concluded you had
bought it for Nina. I confess I was wrong, but appearances
were against you, for in truth you gave the fan
to the girl. |
| Evarist. Nina, why did I give you that fan? |
| Nina. That I might give it to Signorina Candida;
but when I went to do so, the ladies would not let
me speak, and turned me out of the house. I then
wanted to give it back to you, and you would not have
it, so I gave it to Crispino. |
| Crispino. And I fell down, and Coronato took it. |
| Evarist. But where is Coronato? How did it leave
Coronato's hands? |
| Crispino. Don't call him! As he is not there, I will
tell the truth. I was annoyed, went into the inn to
fetch wine, saw it lying about, and carried it off. |
| Evarist. And what did you do with it then? |
| Crispino. I gave it to the Count. |
| Count. And I gave it to the Baron. |
| Baron. [Contemptuously.] And then took it back again! |
| Count. Yes, and restored it to Signor Evarist. |
| Evarist. And I present it to Signorina Candida. |
| [Candida accepts it with a deep courtesy, smiling
sweetly.] |
| Baron. What comedy is all this? what complication
have we here? Am I made ridiculous through your
fault? |
| Count. I swear to Heaven, Signor Evarist, I swear to
Heaven— |
| Evarist. Come, come, Count, do not distress yourself.
We are friends. Give me a pinch of snuff. |
| Count. [Offers him the box.] Yes, I am like that; if I
am treated well, I don't excite myself. |
| Baron. You may not, but I do. |
| Geltrude. Baron! |
| Baron. And you, too, helped to make me ridiculous. |
| Gertrude. Excuse me; you don't know me, sir. I
have not failed in my engagements. I listened to your
proposals, my niece heard and accepted them, and I
consented with pleasure. |
| Count. [To the Baron.] You hear? That was because
I spoke. |
| Baron. [To Candida.] And you, Signorina Candida,
why did you give me hope? why did you deceive me? |
| Candida. I must ask your forgiveness, sir. I was
torn by two conflicting passions. The desire for revenge
made me wish to be yours, and love gives me back to
Evarist. |
| Count. I did not know this. |
| Geltrude. And if you had been a bolder lover and a
sincerer friend, you would not have found yourself in
this case. |
| Baron. It is true. I confess my passion, I condemn
my weakness; but I despise the friendship and conduct
of the Count. [He salutes and moves off.] |
| Count. There, there, it is nothing. Let us be friends.
We are joking. Among colleagues these things are
understood. Come, let us think of these weddings. |
| Geltrude. Let us go into the house, and I hope all
will be arranged to universal satisfaction. |
| [Candida fans herself.] |
| Geltrude. Are you contented to have that much-desired
fan in your hands? |
| Candida. I cannot express the measure of my content. |
| Geltrude. A great fan! It has turned all our heads,
from the highest to the lowest. |
| Candida. [To Susanna.] Is it from Paris, this fan? |
| Susanna. Yes, from Paris; I guarantee it. |
| Geltrude. Come, I invite you all to supper, and we
will drink to this fan which did all the harm and
brought about all the good. |