The German lad finished his preparations for
astonishing Nestorville with elaborate care.
Having adjusted his derby at what he considered
a fetching angle, he prepared to descend and to
conquer.
“Maype so I cotch idt an heiress,” he said to
himself, “undt den I bodder no more midt der
convertible sissage machine.”
Heiny was perfectly right when he concluded
that he was about to astonish Nestorville. The
porch of the hotel was fairly well occupied when
he descended, and the street was also pretty well
thronged. The sight of the German youth in
his tight-fitting check clothes, gaudy socks, rainbow
tie and yellow gloves created an amount of
attention which gratified Heiny to the full.
“For der first time dey see idt in dis penighted
village vot clothes vears a chentleman,” he said
to himself.
His first jar came when a small boy stepped
up to him.
“Say, mister?” said the urchin.
“Vel, vot idt iss, mein poy?” asked Heiny.
“Wot cher sellin’?”
“Sellin’? I do not comprehension you.”
“What you advertisin’ then. Squirts Savory
Soap or Odles Orient Oats?”
“Mein leedle poy, I adtvertise idt nuddings.”
“Nor sell nothing?”
“Nein. I am a chentleman of leisure undt an
inventor.”
“Oh, climb back in der cage,” advised the rude
urchin, and amidst a shout of laughter from his
cronies he dashed off.
“Climb py der cage?” muttered young Dill,
looking about. “I see no cage, undt efen if I didt
I vouldn’t climb in—no, sir, not vile I haf nice
room midt conversationings thrown in free of
charge for nuddings.”
“On a trip?” asked a tall gangling village youth
of the “half-baked” age, approaching the German
boy.
“No, I am oudt on der ocean sufferin’ seferely
midt sea sickness,” responded Heiny with withering
scorn, and the village youth subsided.
“I vonder vot is der madder midt me?” thought
young Dill to himself, seeing that he was the
observed of all observers in and about the hotel.
“Oh, vell! I subbose dot a vell-dressed man is
not often seen hereabouts.”
He sat down in a chair on the porch and before
long a cadaverous-looking individual, with lank,
black hair and a solemn countenance seated himself
beside him.
“A stranger in our city, sir, I take it?” began
the newcomer.
“Yes, dey all seem to dink I am stranger dan
anydings dot dey see yet,” rejoined Heiny good-naturedly.
“A natural ignorance, my dear sir. You, I
take it, come from the centers of cosmopolitanism?”
“Vell, I don’t know dot town. I come from
New York,” was the German youth’s reply.
“A noble city, sir.”
“Vell, I don’d know about dot. Dey vouldn’d
buy mein convertible sissage machine.”
“What, you are an inventor?”
“Ches, an inventor at large—(undt schmall)——”
declared young Dill, throwing out his chest
proudly.
“You must make a great deal of money.”
“Oh, enough to lif py meinself—enough for
dot! I don’d vant for nuddings. Der best in
clothes or foodt is none too goodt for me,” and
the German swelled with pride. He did not notice
the glitter that had come into the eyes of the
cadaverous man at the mention of money. He
eyed young Dill cunningly and then asked:
“A guest of this hotel, sir?”
“Ches, I stop here. Idt iss nodt a badt blace
but der pickles iss no good,” said young Dill
loftily, as if he had been used to hotels all his
life.
The cadaverous man leaned over toward the
German youth confidentially.
“If you carry large sums with you I need not
warn you of the danger of thieves.”
“Oh, no, I am careful midt mein money,”
young Dill assured his new-found friend, “I alvays
schleep midt idt in der toe of vun of mein
shoes,”
“Ah, indeed. May I ask why?”
“Vell, you see, ker-ooks dey look under der
pillow undt in der clothing but dey nefer dink of
lookin’ py der toes of mein shoes. A goodt
scheme, ain’d idt?”
“Excellent. Good evening, my dear young
man. I have much enjoyed our conversation.”
And the cadaverous-looking man bowed himself
out, looking back as he went with a covert
smile on his face.
“Thank you, my Teutonic friend,” he said to
himself as he made his way across the office.
“I’m much obliged to you for confiding to ‘Deacon’
Terry the place where you hide your roll.
To judge by your clothes it must be a fat one.
I think I’ll investigate your shoes to-night.”
So thinking, “Deacon” Terry, the notorious
hotel thief, examined the register, made sure of
the location of “the inventor’s” room and then
politely requested that his baggage be transferred
to a room on that floor, as the room he had been
assigned to did not please him. His request was
at once granted, for the “Deacon” possessed an
impressive, not to say ministerial manner, which
gave not the least clue to his real character.
Without appearing to feel the slightest concern
in them, young Dill watched, with intense interest,
the movements of Hank Nevins and
Miles Sharkey, following the conclusion of the
evening meal. Matters were further complicated
in the German youth’s mind by the fact that they
did not approach him, as he had expected, but instead,
engaged the landlord’s son in conversation.
By adroitly maneuvering, young Dill succeeded
in getting into a position where a pillar in the
lobby hid him from view and afforded a capital
screen behind which to listen to the formation of
the plot which he was sure was going forward.
He had learned earlier in the day that Sam Hinkley
worked at the High Towers workshop and
was considerably surprised when he saw the boy
allow himself to be drawn into talk with Hank
and the man the German youth knew as “Der
stranger.”
“I’ll bedt idt er pretzel dot der iss some more
crooked pisiness going forvarts,” he thought to
himself as he watched Sam in deep conversation
with the pair he already knew plotted mischief to
the Electric Monarch. “Does two fellers iss so
crooked dey could behind a corkscrew hide. I
vatch undt lisden. Maybe I find idt oudt some
more. If I do, I tell der poys by der Electric
Monarch and den maybe dey give me a chob.”
With this idea in mind, he worked his way to
the position he adjudged most favorable for his
eavesdropping. Now young Dill was no friend
to sneaky ways, but in the present case he felt
that the end justified almost any means. He
knew enough to realize that the Boy Inventors’
project was threatened by two men whom he instinctively
felt were bad characters, even if he
had not overheard their talk of the afternoon.
He had not listened long when all his suspicions
were confirmed. With cunning skill
Miles Sharkey was working on Sam Hinkley’s
hatred of Ned Nevins to enlist Sam in the plot
against the Electric Monarch. But to young
Dill’s chagrin, he could not get close enough to
hear all their conversation without risking being
discovered. He had, therefore, to content himself
with fragmentary bits. But such as these
were, they were quite sufficient to inform him that
Sam Hinkley was ready to turn traitor to his
young employers.
“Then you’ll do it?” were the last words the
German youth heard Miles address to Sam
Hinkley.
“You can depend on me to fix the young
sneak,” he heard Sam answer. “But when do I
get my money?”
“When we get ours from the party I told you
about. Is that satisfactory?” asked Miles, who
appeared to act as spokesman.
“That’s all right,” was Sam’s reply, as he
strolled away, and the two conspirators exchanged
triumphant glances.
“Now dey come py me, I bedt you my life,”
muttered the young German to himself as he
flopped into a chair and appeared engrossed in a
newspaper which happened, by good luck, to be
lying there. Sure enough it was not many minutes
before he heard a honey voice addressing
him.
It was Hank. He expressed great regret for
the occurrences of the morning.
“I don’t know what got into me,” he said, “anyhow
I apologize very sincerely.”
“Oh, dot’s all righdt,” said young Dill easily,
“und at dot I don’d dink dot you hadt very much
on me.”
Hank agreed, and then after some more conversation
he approached the subject that young
Dill knew he had been leading up to all the time.
“You know those Boy Inventors, as they call
them, up at High Towers?” he asked.
“Vell, I can’t say dot I know dem,” replied
Heiny truthfully, “but I like to get a chob by
dem.”
“Oh, looking for a job, are you?”
“Ches, I needt some money preddy badtly und
I don’d mindt telling you dot I aindt particular
how I get idt alretty.”
Hank fell into the trap readily. “This fellow’s
easier than I thought,” he chuckled to himself.
He proceeded to “feel out” the German youth a
little more, and then made him a confidant in their
plans, young Dill appearing to fall in readily with
all their schemes.
Briefly the plot was this. Young Dill was to
present himself at High Towers in the morning.
Seemingly he was to be in quest of work. But
his real mission was to take advantage of any opportunity
that might present itself to disconnect
one of the wires leading from the storage batteries
to the motor. Failing in this, he was to injure
the Electric Monarch in any way that he
could, Hank having previously found out that
young Dill understood considerable about machinery.
To all this the young German appeared to
agree. In fact he was even enthusiastic.
“I guess I make more money on dis chob dan I
vouldt oudt of mein sissage machine,” he said.
“Money!” exclaimed Hank. “Why, if you can
pull this thing off right you’ll be able to buy a new
suit every ten minutes.”
“Den I’m your man,” said young Dill.
Soon after this he went to bed. He would
have liked to go to High Towers that night but
he knew that he was watched. Moreover, as
there was to be no attempt made to injure the machine
till the next morning, he would not have
accomplished any useful purpose, except perhaps,
to scare the plotters away, which was the last
thing he wished to do.
Before turning in, the German youth expended
a few loving caresses on the convertible sausage
machine, and then, placing it on the floor, he tumbled
into bed and soon his snores proclaimed that
at least one guest of the Hinkley House was enjoying
peaceful slumber.
It was after midnight that a door down the
corridor from the German youth’s room was cautiously
opened and the cadaverous head and lank
black locks of “Deacon” Terry protruded themselves
into the dimly lighted passage. Apparently
satisfied that every one was in bed, the “Deacon”
slipped out of his room and tip-toed down
the passage to young Dill’s door.
Bending, he listened at the key-hole. The nasal
music which greeted his ears caused a satisfied
smile to creep over his features. He fumbled
in his pocket for a minute and then a jingling
sound proclaimed that he had found what he was
in search of—a bunch of skeleton keys.
With a deftness born of long practice the
“Deacon” inserted one of the keys in the lock of
young Dill’s door. There was the slightest of
clicks and then the Deacon cautiously pushed the
portal open. An instant’s pause, and then with
the gliding motion of a snake, he slipped through
the door.
“Snap!”
A sound like the firing of a pistol was followed
almost immediately by a most appalling yell.
“Help! Ouch! Help!”
The next moment a figure came flying into the
corridor. Attached to it was what at first sight
appeared to be a gigantic spider. Down the corridor
the figure fled, yelling at the top of his voice.
All through the hotel, doors could be heard
opening and shouts and cries rang through the
entire structure from office to garret!
“It’s fire!”
“There’s murder!”
“Call the police!”
“Thieves!”
“Fire! Fire!”
Mingling with these and a dozen other frantic
cries from alarmed guests came the clanging of
gongs as the night clerk, aroused from his doze
in the office, sprang to the emergency alarm and
pulled it. This redoubled the confusion.
In the midst of the pandemonium there came
skyrocketing madly down the stairs into the half-dressed
crowd swarming in the lobby, an extraordinary
and alarming figure. It was that of a man
clad only in shirt and trousers upon whose face
was stamped the wildest terror. Frightened cries
broke from his lips and the horrified onlookers
perceived that, attached to him, behind, was a
gigantic spider, or such at least the thing appeared.
With a last frantic cry the victim of the repulsive-looking
creature gave a bound and fell headlong
on the floor of the crowded lobby. As he
did so there was a metallic clang, the “spider”
was detached from his waistband and the excited
crowd saw that it was in reality a metallic device
of some sort.
It was just at this moment that the fire department
and the police department, the latter consisting
of two men and a chief, with a resplendent
star of pie-plate proportions, burst into the
thronged lobby. The chief rushed up to the prostrate
man and raised him to his feet.
The instant his eyes encountered the other’s
face, the village functionary gave a cry of astonishment.
“It’s ‘Deacon’ Terry, the crook!” he exclaimed,
with a firm grip on the man. “There’s a description
and a reward out for his capture.”
“What have you been up to now?” asked one
of the policemen, but before the discomfited thief
could reply, a strange figure in red and white
striped pajamas shoved its way through the excited
throng that jammed the lobby.
“I can tell you dot. Dot feller dere vos try to
make a robberies midt mein room. Mein burglar
trap—dot used to be a sissage machine—makes a
capture by him.”
“Who in thunder are you?” demanded the
chief, regarding the wild-looking German youth
with amazement.
“I am Heiny Pumpernick Dill, inventor at
large (undt schmall) of der Convertible Sissage
Machine. Dot iss, idt used to be a sissage machine—now
I make idt of him a burglar trap.”
“Say, is this fellow crazy or what?” exclaimed
the chief, who had been unable, not unnaturally,
to make head or tail of this jargon.
“I think I can explain, chief,” said the night
clerk, coming forward. “It’s plain enough that
this fellow,—the ‘Deacon’ as you call him,—tried
to get into Mr. Dill’s room. He succeeded,
but instead of robbing Dill he was seized by this
what-you-may-call it.”
He indicated the sausage machine lying in a
heap of spider-like limbs and springs on the floor
near-by.
“Dot is not a what-you-mighdt-call-idt——”
began young Dill indignantly, “idt is a sissage
machine. I pudt him der door py ven I go to
mein schleep. I suppose dot dis feller got ger-grabbed
by idt ven he come to take all der money
dot I told him early in der efenin’ I hadt in mein
shoes.”
It was some time before things quieted down
and the notorious “Deacon” was taken off to the
village lock-up. Young Dill was the recipient of
many congratulations on the success of his
“burglar-trap.” But somehow they did not
please him. As he returned to his interrupted
slumbers he muttered to himself:
“I am a preddy bum inventor alretty. I don’d
know meinself vot I invent. Here I go to vurk
undt make idt a fine sissage machine undt now I
haf to turn idt into a burglar-trap—Himmel!”