The Board Room—On the walls pictures of Pestalozzi
and Jean Jacques Rousseau.
Professors Affenschmalz, Knüppeldick, Hungergurt,
Knochenbruch, Zungenschlag and Fliegentod are
seated around a green-covered table, over which are
burning several gas jets. At the upper end, on a raised
seat, is Rector Sonnenstich. Beadle Habebald squats
near the door.
Sonnenstich.
Has any gentleman something further to remark?——Gentlemen!
We cannot help moving the expulsion
of our guilty pupil before the National Board of Education;
there are the strongest reasons why we cannot:
We cannot, because we must expiate the misfortune
which has fallen upon us already; we cannot, because of
our need to protect ourselves from similar blows in the
future; we cannot, because we must chastise our guilty
pupil for the demoralizing influence he exerted upon his
classmates; we cannot, above all, because we must hinder
him from exerting the same influence upon his remaining
classmates. We cannot ignore the charge—and
this, gentlemen, is possibly the weightiest of all——on
any pretext concerning a ruined career, because it is
our duty to protect ourselves from an epidemic of suicide
similar to that which has broken out recently in
various grammar schools, and which until to-day has
mocked all attempts of the teachers to shackle it by any
means known to advanced education——Has any gentleman
something further to remark?
Knüppeldick.
I can rid myself of the conception no longer that it
is time at last to open a window here.
Zungenschlag.
Th- th- there is an a- a- at- atmosphere here li- li-
like th- th- that of the cata- catacombs, like that in the
document room of the former Cha-Cha-Chamber of
Justice at Wetzlar.
Sonnenstich.
Habebald!
Habebald.
At your service, Herr Rector.
Sonnenstich.
Open a window. Thank God there's fresh air enough
outside.——Has any other gentleman anything to say?
Fliegentod.
If my associate wants to have a window opened, I
haven't the least objection to it. Only I should like to
ask that the window opened is not the one directly behind
my back!
Sonnenstich.
Habebald!
Habebald.
At your service, Herr Rector.
Sonnenstich.
Open the other window!——Has any other gentleman
anything to remark?
Hungergurt.
Without wishing to increase the controversy, I should
like to recall the important fact that the other window
has been walled up since vacation.
Sonnenstich.
Habebald!
Habebald.
At your service, Herr Rector.
Sonnenstich.
Leave the other window shut!——I find it necessary,
gentlemen, to put this matter to a vote. I request those
who are in favor of having the only window which can
enter into this discussion opened to rise from their
seats. (He counts.) One, two, three——one, two, three——Habebald!
Habebald.
At your service, Herr Rector.
Sonnenstich.
Leave that window shut likewise! I, for my part, am
of the opinion that the air here leaves nothing to be
desired!——Has any gentleman anything further to remark?——Let
us suppose that we omitted to move the
expulsion of our guilty pupil before the National Board
of Education, then the National Board of Education
would hold us responsible for the misfortune which has
overwhelmed us. Of the various grammar schools visited
by the epidemic of self-murder, those in which the
devastation of self-murder has reached 25 per cent. have
been closed by the National Board of Education. It
is our duty, as the guardians and protectors of our institute,
to protect our institute from this staggering
blow. It grieves us deeply, gentlemen, that we are not
in a position to consider the other qualifications of our
guilt-laden pupil as mitigating circumstances. An indulgent
treatment, which would allow our guilty pupil
to be vindicated, would not in any conceivable way imaginable
vindicate the present imperiled existence of our
institute. We see ourselves under the necessity of judging
the guilt-laden that we may not be judged guilty
ourselves.——Habebald!
Habebald.
At your service, Herr Rector!
Sonnenstich.
Bring him up! (Exit Habebald.)
Zungenschlag.
If the pre-present atmosphere leaves little or nothing
to desire, I should like to suggest that the other window
be walled up during the summer va- va- va- vacation.
Fliegentod.
If our esteemed colleague, Zungenschlag, does not find
our room ventilated sufficiently, I should like to suggest
that our esteemed colleague, Zungenschlag, have a ventilator
set into his forehead.
Zungenschlag.
I do- do- don't have to stand that!——I- I- I- I- do-
do- don't have to st- st- st- stand rudeness!——I have
my fi- fi- five senses!
Sonnenstich.
I must ask our esteemed colleagues, Fliegentod and
Zungenschlag, to preserve decorum. It seems to me
that our guilt-laden pupil is already on the stairs.
(Habebald opens the door, whereupon Melchior, pale
but collected, appears before the meeting.)
Sonnenstich.
Come nearer to the table!——After Herr Stiefel became
aware of the profligate deed of his son, the distracted
father searched the remaining effects of his
son Moritz, hoping if possible, to find the cause of the
abominable deed, and discovered among them, in an
unexpected place, a manuscript, which, while it did not
make us understand the abominable deed, threw an unfortunate
and sufficient light upon the moral disorder
of the criminal. This manuscript, in the form of a
dialogue entitled “The Nuptial Sleep,” illustrated
with life-size pictures full of shameless obscenity, has
twenty pages of long explanations that seek to satisfy
every claim a profligate imagination can make upon a
lewd book.——
Melchior.
I have——
Sonnenstich.
You have to keep quiet!——After Herr Stiefel had
questioningly handed us this manuscript and we had
promised the distracted father to discover the author at
any price, we compared the handwriting before us with
the collected handwriting of the fellow-students of the
deceased profligate, and concluded, in the unanimous
judgment of the teaching staff, as well as with the full
coincidence of a valued colleague, the master of calligraphy,
that the resemblance to your——
Melchior.
I have——
Sonnenstich.
You have to keep quiet!——In spite of this likeness,
recognized as crushing evidence by incontrovertible authority,
we believe that we should allow ourselves to go
further and to take the widest latitude in examining
the guilty one at first hand, in order to make him
answerable to this charge of an offense against morals,
and to discover its relationship to the resultant suicide.——
Melchior.
I have——
Sonnenstich.
You have to answer the exact questions which I shall
put to you, one after the other, with a plain and modest
“yes” or “no.”——Habebald!
Habebald.
At your service, Herr Rector!
Sonnenstich.
The minutes!——I request our writing master, Herr
Fliegentod, from now on to take down the proceedings
as nearly verbatim as possible.——(to Melchior.) Do
you know this writing?
Melchior.
Yes.
Sonnenstich.
Do you know whose writing it is?
Melchior.
Yes.
Sonnenstich.
Is the writing in this manuscript yours?
Melchior.
Yes.
Sonnenstich.
Are you the author of this obscene manuscript?
Melchior.
Yes——I request you, sir, to show me anything obscene
in it.
Sonnenstich.
You have to answer with a modest “yes” or “no” the
exact questions which I put to you!
Melchior.
I have written neither more nor less than what are
well-known facts to all of you.
Sonnenstich.
You shameless boy!
Melchior.
I request you to show me an offense against morals
in this manuscript!
Sonnenstich.
Are you counting on a desire on my part to be a clown
for you?——Habebald——!
Melchior.
I have——
Sonnenstich.
You have as little respect for the dignity of your
assembled teachers as you have a proper appreciation
of mankind's innate sense of shame which belongs to
a moral world!——Habebald!
Habebald.
At your service, Herr Rector!
Sonnenstich.
It is past the time for the three hours' exercise in
agglutive Volapuk.
Melchior.
I have——
Sonnenstich.
I will request our secretary, Herr Fliegentod, to close
the minutes.
Melchior.
I have——
Sonnenstich.
You have to keep still!!——Habebald!
Habebald.
At your service, Herr Rector!
Sonnenstich.
Take him down!
A graveyard in the pouring rain——Pastor Kahlbauch
stands beside an open grave with a raised umbrella
in his hand. To his right are Renter Stiefel, his friend
Ziegenmelker and Uncle Probst. To the left Rector
Sonnenstich with Professor Knochenbruch, The grammar
school students complete the circle. Martha and
Ilse stand somewhat apart upon a fallen monument.
Pastor Kahlbauch.
For, he who rejects the grace with which the Everlasting
Father has blessed those born in sin, he shall die a
spiritual death!——He, however, who in willful carnal
abnegation of God's proper honor, lives for and serves
evil, shall die the death of the body!——Who, however,
wickedly throws away from him the cross which the All
Merciful has laid upon him for his sins, verily, verily,
I say unto you, he shall die the everlasting death!
(He throws a shovelful of earth into the grave.)——Let
us, however, praise the All Gracious Lord and
thank Him for His inscrutable grace in order that we
may travel the thorny path more and more surely. For
as truly as this one died a triple death, as truly will
the Lord God conduct the righteous unto happiness and
everlasting life.
Renter Stiefel.
(His voice stopped with tears, throws a shovelful of
earth into the grave.)
The boy was nothing to me!——The boy was nothing
to me!——The boy was a burden from his birth!
Rector Sonnenstich.
(Throws a shovelful of earth into the grave.)
Suicide being the greatest conceivable fault against
the moral order of the world, is the greatest evidence of
the moral order of the world. The suicide himself
spares the world the need of pronouncing judgment of
condemnation against himself, and confirms the existence
of the moral order of the world.
Professor Knochenbruch.
(Throws a shovelful of earth into the grave.)
Wasted—soiled—debauched—tattered and squandered!
Uncle Probst.
(Throws a shovelful of earth into the grave.)
I would not have believed my own mother had she
told me that a child could act so basely towards its own
parents.
Friend Ziegenmelker.
(Throws a shovelful of earth into the grave.)
To treat a father so, who for twenty years, from late
to early, had no other thought than the welfare of his
child!
Pastor Kahlbauch.
(Shaking Renter Stiefel's hand.)
We know that those who love God serve all things
best (1 Corinthians 12:15).——Think of the bereaved
mother and strive to console her for her loss by
doubled love.
Rector Sonnenstich.
(Shaking Renter Stiefel's hand.)
Indeed, we could not possibly have promoted him.
Professor Knochenbruch.
(Shaking Renter Stiefel's hand.)
And if we had promoted him, next spring he would
have certainly failed to pass.
Uncle Probst.
(Shaking Renter Stiefel's hand.)
It is your duty now to think of yourself first of all.
You are the father of a family——
Friend Ziegenmelker.
(Shaking Renter Stiefel's hand.)
Trust yourself to my guidance!——This devilish
weather shakes one's guts!——The man who doesn't
prevent it with a grog will ruin his heart valves.
Renter Stiefel.
(Blowing his nose.)
The boy was nothing to me——the boy was nothing
to me!
(Renter Stiefel leaves, accompanied by Pastor Kahlbauch,
Rector Sonnenstich, Professor Knockenbruch,
Uncle Probst and Friend Ziegenmelker.——The rain
ceases.)
Hans Rilow.
(Throws a shovelful of earth into the grave.)
Rest in peace, you honest fellow!——Greet my
eternal brides for me, those sacrificed remembrances,
and commend me respectfully to the grace of God——you
poor clown——They will put a scarecrow on top
of your grave because of your angelic simplicity.
George.
Did they find the pistol?
Robert.
There's no use looking for the pistol!
Ernest.
Did you see him, Robert?
Robert.
It's a damned infernal swindle!——Who did see
him?——Who did?
Otto.
He was hidden!——They threw a covering over him.
George.
Was his tongue hanging out?
Robert.
His eyes——That's why they threw the cloth over
him.
Otto.
Frightful!
Hans Rilow.
Do you know for certain that he hanged himself?
Ernest.
They say he has no head left.
Otto.
Incredible!——Nonsense!
Robert.
I have the clue in my hands. I have never seen a
man who hanged himself that they haven't thrown a
cloth over.
George.
He couldn't have taken his leave in a vulgarer way!
Hans Rilow.
The devil! Hanging is pretty enough!
Otto.
He owes me five marks. We had a bet. He swore he
would keep his place.
Hans Rilow.
You are to blame for his lying there. You called him
a boaster.
Otto.
Nonsense! I, too, must grind away all night. If he
had learned the history of Greek literature he would
not have had to hang himself!
Ernest.
Have you your composition, Otto?
Otto.
First comes the introduction.
Ernest.
I don't know at all what to write.
George.
Weren't you there when Affenschmalz gave us the
theme?
Hans Rilow.
I'll fake up something out of Democritus.
Ernst.
I will see if there is anything left to be found in
Meyer's Little Encyclopedia.
Otto.
Have you your Virgil for to-morrow?——
(The schoolboys leave——Martha and Ilse approach
the grave.)
Ilse.
Quick, quick!——Here are the grave-diggers coming!
Martha.
Hadn't we better wait, Ilse?
Ilse.
What for?——We'll bring fresh ones. Always fresh
ones. There are enough growing.
Martha.
You're right, Ilse!——(She throws a wreath of ivy
into the grave, Ilse drops her apron and allows a
shower of fresh anemones to rain down on the coffin.)
Martha.
I'll dig up our roses. I'll be beaten for it!——They
will be of some use here.
Ilse.
I'll water them as often as I pass here. I'll fetch
violets from the brook and bring some iris from our
house.
Martha.
It will be beautiful!——beautiful!
Ilse.
I was just across the brook on that side when I heard
the shot.
Martha.
Poor dear!
Ilse.
And I know the reason, too, Martha.
Martha.
Did he tell you anything?
Ilse.
Parallelepipedon! But don't tell anybody.
Martha.
My hand on it.
Ilse.
Here is the pistol.
Martha.
That's the reason they didn't find it!
Ilse.
I took it right out of his hand when I came along in
the morning.
Martha.
Give it to me, Ilse!——Please give it to me!
Ilse.
No, I'm going to keep it for a souvenir.
Martha.
Is it true, Ilse, that he lay there without a head?
Ilse.
He must have loaded it with water!——The mulleins
were spattered all over with blood. His brains were
scattered about the pasture.
Frau Gabor.
They needed a scapegoat. They did not dare meet
the charge that was made everywhere against themselves.
And now that my child has had the misfortune
to run his head into the noose at the right moment, shall
I, his own mother, help to end the work of his executioners?——God
keep me from it!
Herr Gabor.
For fourteen years I have looked on at your spirited
educational methods in silence. They were contrary to
my ideas. I had always lived in the conviction that a
child was not a plaything; a child should have a claim
upon our most earnest efforts. But, I said to myself, if
the spirit and the grace of the one parent are able to
compensate for the serious maxims of the other, they
may be given preference over the serious maxims.——I
am not reproaching you, Fanny, but don't stand in
my way when I seek to right your injustice and mine
toward the lad.
Frau Gabor.
I will block the way for you as long as a warm drop of
blood beats in me. My child would be lost in the House
of Correction. A criminal nature might be bettered in
such an institution. I don't know. A fine natured man
would just as surely turn into a criminal, like the plants
when they are kept from sun and light. I am conscious
of no injustice on my part. To-day, as always, I thank
heaven that it showed me the way to awaken righteousness
of character and nobility of thought in my child.
What has he done which is so frightful? It doesn't occur
to me to apologize for him——now that they have
hunted him out of school, he bears no fault! And if it
was his fault he has paid for it. You may know better.
You may be entirely right theoretically. But I cannot
allow my only child to be forcibly hunted to death.
Herr Gabor.
That doesn't depend on us, Fanny. That is the risk
we took with our happiness. He who is too weak to
march stops by the wayside. And, in the end, it is not
the worst when what was certain to come comes in time
to be bettered. Heaven protect us from that! It is our
duty to strengthen the loiterer as long as reason supplies
a means.——That they have hunted him out of school
is not his own fault. If they hadn't hunted him
out of school, that wouldn't have been his fault, either!——You
are so lighthearted. You perceive inconsiderable
trifles when the question concerns a fundamental
injury to character. You women are not accustomed to
judge such things. Anyone who can write what
Melchior wrote must be rotten to the core of his being.
The mark is plain. A half-healthy nature wouldn't do
such a thing. None of us are saints. Each of us
wanders from the straight path. His writing, on the
contrary, tramples on principle. His writing is no
evidence of a chance slip in the usual way; it sets forth
with dreadful plainness and a frankly definite purpose
that natural longing, that propensity for immorality,
because it is immorality. His writing manifests that
exceptional state of spiritual corruption which we
jurists classify under the term “moral imbecility.”——If
anything can be done in his case, I am not able to
say. If we want to preserve a glimmer of hope, and
keep our spotless consciences as the parents of the
victim, it is time for us to go to work determinedly in
earnest.—Don't let us contend any more, Fanny! I
feel how hard it is for you. I know that you idolize him
because he expresses so entirely your genial nature. Be
stronger than yourself. Show yourself for once devoid
of self-interest towards your son.
Frau Gabor.
God help me, how can one get along that way! One
must be a man to be able to talk that way! One must
be a man to be able to blind oneself so with the dead
letter! One must be a man to be so blind that one can't
see what stares him in the eyes. I have conscientiously
and thoughtfully managed Melchior from his first day,
because I found him impressionable to his surroundings.
Are we answerable for what has happened? A tile might
fall off the roof upon your head to-morrow, and then
comes your friend—your father, and, instead of taking
care of you, tramples upon you!——I will not let my
child be destroyed before my eyes. That's the reason
I'm his mother.——It is inconceivable! It is not to
be believed! What did he write, then, after all! Isn't
it the most striking proof of his harmlessness, of his
stupidity, of his childish obscurity, that he can write
so!——One must possess no intuitive knowledge of
mankind——one must be an out and out bureaucrat, or
weak in intellect, to scent moral corruption here!——Say
what you will. If you land Melchior in the House
of Correction, I will get a divorce. Then let me see if
I can't find help and means somewhere in the world to
rescue my child from destruction.
Herr Gabor.
You must prepare yourself for it——if not to-day,
then to-morrow. It is not easy for anyone to discount
misfortune. I will stand beside you, and when your
courage begins to fail will spare no trouble or effort to
relieve your heart. The future seems so gray to me, so
full of clouds——it only remains for you to leave me
too.
Frau Gabor.
I should never see him again: I should never see him
again! He can't bear the vulgar. He will not be able
to stand the dirt. He will break under restraint; the
most frightful examples will be before his eyes!——And
if I see him again——O, God, O, God, that joyous
heart——his clear laughter——all, all,——his
childish resolution to fight courageously for good and
righteousness——oh, this morning sky, how I cherished
it light and pure in his soul as my highest good——Hold
me to account if the sin cries for expiation! Hold
me to account! Do with me what you will! I will
bear the guilt.——But keep your frightful hand off
the boy.
Herr Gabor.
He has gone wrong!
Frau Gabor.
He has not gone wrong!
Herr Gabor.
He has gone wrong!——I would have given everything
to be able to spare your boundless love.——A terrified
woman came to me this morning, scarcely able to
control her speech, with this letter in her hand——a
letter to her fifteen-year-old daughter. She had opened
it simply out of curiosity; the girl was not at home.——In
the letter Melchior explains to the fifteen-year-old
girl that his manner of acting left him no peace, that
he had sinned against her, etc., etc., and that naturally
he would answer for it. She must not fret herself even
if she felt results. He was already on the road after
help; his expulsion made it easier for him. The previous
false step could still lead to her happiness——and
more of such irrational nonsense.
Frau Gabor.
Impossible!
Herr Gabor.
The letter is forged. It's a cheat. Somebody is trying
to take advantage of his generally known expulsion.
I have not yet spoken to the lad about it——but please
look at this hand! See the writing!
Frau Gabor.
An unprecedented, shameless bit of knavery!
Herr Gabor.
That's what I'm afraid!
Frau Gabor.
No, no——never, never!
Herr Gabor.
It would be so much the better for us.——The woman,
wringing her hands, asked me what she should do. I
told her she should not leave her fifteen-year-old daughter
lying about a haymow. Fortunately she left me the
letter.——If we send Melchior to another grammar
school, where he is not under parental supervision, in
three weeks we shall have the same result.——A new
expulsion——his joyful heart will get used to it after
awhile.——Tell me, Fanny, where shall I send the lad?
Frau Gabor.
To the House of Correction——
Herr Gabor.
To the?——
Frau Gabor.
House of Correction!
Herr Gabor.
He will find there, in the first place, that which has
been wrongfully withheld from him at home, parental
discipline, principles, and a moral constraint to which
he must submit under all circumstances.——Moreover,
the House of Correction is not a place of terror, as you
think it. The greatest weight is laid in the establishment
upon the development of Christian thought and
sensibility. The lad will learn at last to follow good
in place of desire and not to follow his natural instincts,
but to observe the letter of the law.——A half hour
ago I received a telegram from my brother that confirms
the woman's statement. Melchior has confided in him
and begged him for 200 marks in order to fly to
England——
Frau Gabor.
(Covering her face.)
Merciful heavens!
The House of Correction.—A corridor.—Diethelm,
Rheinhold, Ruprecht, Helmuth, Gaston and Melchior.
Diethelm.
Here is a twenty pfennig piece!
Rheinhold.
What shall we do with it?
Diethelm.
I will lay it on the floor. Arrange yourselves about
it. Who can get it can keep it.
Ruprecht.
Won't you join us, Melchior?
Melchior.
No, thank you.
Helmuth.
The Joseph!
Gaston.
He can't do anything else. He is here for recreation.
Melchior.
(To himself.)
It is not wise for me to separate myself from them.
They all have an eye on me. I must join them——or
the creature goes to the devil——imprisonment drives
it to suicide.——If I break my neck, all is well!——If
I escape, that is good, too! I can only win. Ruprecht
would become my friend. He has acquaintances here.——I
had better give him the chapter of Judas' daughter-in-law,
Thamar, of Moab, of Lot and his kindred,
of Queen Vashti and of Abishag the Shunammite.——He
has the unhappiest physiognomy of the lot of them.
Ruprecht.
I have it!
Helmuth.
I'll get it yet!
Gaston.
The day after to-morrow, perhaps.
Helmuth.
Right away!——Now!——O God! O God!——
All.
Summa——Summa cum laude!!
Ruprecht.
(Taking the money.)
Many thanks!
Helmuth.
Here, you dog!
Ruprecht.
You swine!
Helmuth.
Gallows bird!
Ruprecht.
(Hits him in the face.)
There! (Runs away.)
Helmuth.
(Running after him.)
I'll strike you dead!
The Rest of Them.
(Running after.)
Chase him! Chase him! Chase him! Chase him!
Melchior.
(Alone, wandering toward the window.)
The lightning rod runs down there.——One would
have to wind a pocket handkerchief about it.——When
I think of them the blood always rushes to my head.
And Moritz turns my feet to lead.——I'll go to a newspaper.
If they pay me by space I'll be a free lance!——collect
the news of the day——write——locals——ethical——psychophysical——one
doesn't starve
so easily nowadays. Public soup houses, Café Temperance——The
house is sixty feet high and the cornice
is crumbling——They hate me——they hate me because
I rob them of liberty. Handle myself as I will,
there remain misdemeanors——I dare only hope in the
course of the year, gradually——It will be new moon
in eight days. To-morrow I'll grease the hinges. By
Sunday evening I must find out somehow who has the
key.——Sunday evening, during prayers, a cataleptic
fit——I hope to God nobody else will be sick!——Everything
seems as clear to me as if it had happened.
Over the window-frames I can reach easily—a swing—a
clutch—but one must wind a handkerchief about it.——There
comes the head inquisitor. (Exit to the
left.)
(Dr. Prokrustes enters from the right with a locksmith.)
Dr. Prokrustes.
The window is on the third floor and has stinging
nettles planted under it, but what do the degenerates
care for stinging nettles!——Last winter one of them
got out of the trap door on the roof, and we had the
whole trouble of capturing him, bringing him back,
and locking him up again——
The Locksmith.
Do you want the grating of wrought iron?
Dr. Prokrustes.
Of wrought iron——riveted so they cannot meddle
with it.
A bedchamber.—Frau Bergmann, Ina Müller and
Doctor von Brausepulver. Wendla, in bed.
Dr. von Brausepulver.
How old are you, exactly?
Wendla.
Fourteen and a half.
Dr. von Brausepulver.
I have been ordering Blaud's pills for fifteen years
and have noticed astonishing results in the majority of
cases. I prefer them to cod liver oil and wine of iron.
Begin with three or four pills a day, and increase the
number just as soon as you are able. I ordered Fräulein
Elfriede, Baroness von Witzleben to increase the
number of them by one, every third day. The Baroness
misunderstood me and increased the number every day
by three. Scarcely three weeks later the Baroness was
able to go to Pyrmont with her mother to complete her
cure.——I will allow you to dispense with exhausting
walks and extra meals; therefore, promise me, dear
child, to take frequent exercise and to avoid unwholesome
food as soon as the desire for it appears again.
Then this palpitation of the heart will soon cease——and
the headache, the chills, the giddiness——and this
frightful indigestion. Fräulein Elfriede, Baroness von
Witzleben, ate a whole roast chicken with new potatoes
for her breakfast eight days after her convalescence.
Frau Bergmann.
May I offer you a glass of wine, Doctor?
Dr. von Brausepulver.
I thank you, dear Frau Bergmann, my carriage is
waiting.——Do not take it so to heart. In a few weeks
our dear little patient will be again as fresh and bright
as a gazelle. Be of good cheer.——Good-day, Frau
Bergmann, good-day, dear child, good-day, ladies——good-day.
(Frau Bergmann accompanies him to the door.)
Ina.
(At the window.)
Now your plantains are in bloom again.——Can
you see that from your bed?——A short display,
hardly worth rejoicing over them, they come and go
so quickly. I, too, must go right away now. Müller
is waiting for me in front of the post-office, and I must
go first to the dressmaker's. Mucki is to have his first
trousers and Karl is to have new knit leggings for winter.
Wendla.
Sometimes I feel so happy——all joy and sunshine.
I had not guessed that it could go so well in one's heart!
I want to go out, to go over the meadows in the twilight,
to look for primroses along the river and to sit
down on the banks and dream—Then comes the toothache,
and I feel as if I had to die the next morning
at daybreak; I grow hot and cold, it becomes dark before
my eyes; and then the beast flutters inside.——As
often as I wake up, I see Mother crying. Oh, that
hurts me so.——I can't tell you how much, Ina!
Ina.
Shall I lift your pillows higher?
Frau Bergmann.
(Returning.)
He thinks the vomiting will soon cease; and then you
can get up in peace——I, too, think it would be better
if you got up soon, Wendla.
Ina.
Possibly when I visit you the next time you will be
dancing around the house again. Good-bye, Mother. I
must positively go to the dressmaker's. God guard you,
Wendla dear. (Kisses her.) A speedy, speedy recovery!
(Exit Ina.)
Wendla.
What did he tell you, Mother, when he was outside?
Frau Bergmann.
He didn't say anything.——He said Fraülein von
Witzleben was subject to fainting spells also. It is
almost always so with chlorosis.
Wendla.
Did he say that I have chlorosis, Mother?
Frau Bergmann.
You are to drink milk and eat meat and vegetables
when your appetite comes back.
Wendla.
O, Mother, Mother, I believe I haven't chlorosis——
Frau Bergmann.
You have chlorosis, child. Be calm, Wendla, be
calm, you have chlorosis.
Wendla.
No, Mother, no! I know it. I feel it. I haven't
chlorosis. I have dropsy——
Frau Bergmann.
You have chlorosis. He said positively that you have
chlorosis. Calm yourself, girl. You will get better.
Wendla.
I won't get better. I have the dropsy, I must die,
Mother.——O, Mother, I must die!
Frau Bergmann.
You must not die, child! You must not die—Great
heavens, you must not die!
Wendla.
But why do you weep so frightfully, then?
Frau Bergmann.
You must not die, child! You haven't the dropsy,
you have a child, girl! You have a child!——Oh, why
did you do that to me!
Wendla.
I haven't done anything to you.
Frau Bergmann.
Oh don't deny it any more, Wendla!——I know
everything. See, I didn't want to say a word to you.——Wendla,
my Wendla——!
Wendla.
But it's not possible, Mother. I'm not married yet!
Frau Bergmann.
Great Almighty God——that's just it, that you are
not married! That is the most frightful thing of all!——Wendla,
Wendla, Wendla, what have you done!!
Wendla.
God knows, I don't know any more! We lay in the
hay——I have loved nobody in the world as I do you,
Mother.
Frau Bergmann.
My sweetheart——
Wendla.
O Mother, why didn't you tell me everything!
Frau Bergmann.
Child, child, let us not make each other's hearts any
heavier! Take hold of yourself! Don't make me desperate,
child. To tell that to a fourteen-year-old girl!
See, I expected that about as much as I did the sun
going out. I haven't acted any differently towards you
than my dear, good mother did toward me.——Oh, let
us trust in the dear God, Wendla; let us hope for compassion,
and have compassion toward ourselves! See,
nothing has happened yet, child. And if we are not
cowardly now, God won't forsake us.——Be cheerful,
Wendla, be cheerful!——One sits so at the window
with one's hands in one's lap, while everything changes
to good, and then one realizes that one almost wanted
to break one's heart——Wa——why are you shivering?
Wendla.
Somebody knocked.
Frau Bergmann.
I didn't hear anything, dear heart. (Goes and opens
the door.)
Wendla.
But I heard it very plainly——Who is outside?
Frau Bergmann.
Nobody——Schmidt's Mother from Garden street.——You
come just at the right time, Mother Schmidt.
Men and women wine-dressers in the vineyard.
The sun is setting behind the peaks of the mountains in
the west. A clear sound of bells rises from the valley below.
Hans Rilow and Ernest Röbel roll about in the dry
grass of the highest plot under the overhanging rocks.
Ernest.
I have overworked myself.
Hans.
Don't let us be sad!——It's a pity the minutes are
passing.
Ernest.
One sees them hanging and can't manage any more——and
to-morrow they are in the wine press.
Hans.
Fatigue is as intolerable to me as hunger.
Ernest.
Oh, I can't eat any more.
Hans.
Just this shining muscatelle!
Ernest.
My elasticity has its limit.
Hans.
If I bend down the vine, we can sway it from mouth
to mouth. Neither of us will have to disturb himself.
We can bite off the grapes and let the branches fly back
to the trunk.
Ernest.
One hardly decides upon a thing, when, see, that vanishing
power begins to darken.
Hans.
Hence the flaming firmament——and the evening
bells——I promise myself little more for the future.
Ernest.
Sometimes I see myself already as a worthy pastor—with
a good-natured little wife, a well-filled library and
offices and dignities all about me. For six days one
has to think, and on the seventh one opens one's mouth.
When out walking, one gives one's hand to the school-girls
and boys, and when one comes home the coffee
steams, the cookies are brought out and the maids fetch
apples through the garden door.——Can you imagine
anything more beautiful?
Hans.
I imagine half-closed eyelids, half-open lips and
Turkish draperies.——I do not believe in pathos. Our
elders show us long faces in order to hide their stupidity.
Among themselves they call each other donkeys
just as we do. I know that.——When I am a millionaire
I'll erect a monument to God.——Imagine the
future as a milkshake with sugar and cinnamon. One
fellow upsets it and howls, another stirs it all together
and sweats. Why not skim off the cream?——Or don't
you believe that one can learn how?
Ernest.
Let us skim!
Hans.
What remains the hens will eat.——I have pulled
my head out of so many traps already——
Ernest.
Let us skim, Hans!——Why do you laugh?
Hans.
Are you beginning again already?
Ernest.
But one of us must begin.
Hans.
Thirty years from now, on some evening like to-day,
if we recall this one, perhaps it will seem too beautiful
for expression.
Ernest.
And how everything springs from self!
Hans.
Why not?
Ernest.
If by chance one were alone——one might like to
weep!
Hans.
Don't let us be sad! (He kisses him on the mouth.)
Ernest.
(Returning the kiss.)
I left the house with the idea of just speaking to you
and turning back again.
Hans.
I waited for you.——Virtue is not a bad garment,
but it requires an imposing figure.
Ernest.
It fits us loosely as yet.——I should not have been
content if I had not met you.——I love you, Hans, as
I have never loved a soul——
Hans.
Let us not be sad.——If we recall this in thirty years,
perhaps we shall make fun of it.——And yet everything
is so beautiful. The mountains glow; the grapes
hang before our mouths and the evening breeze caresses
the rocks like a playful flatterer.——
A clear November night. The dry foliage of the
bushes and trees rustles. Torn clouds chase each other
beneath the moon——Melchior clambers over the
churchyard wall.
Melchior.
(Springing down inside.)
The pack won't follow me here.——While they are
searching the brothels I can get my breath and discover
how much I have accomplished.
Coat in tatters, pockets empty——I'm not safe from
the most harmless.——I must try to get deeper into
the wood to-morrow.
I have trampled down a cross——Even to-day the
flowers are frozen!——The earth is cold all around——
In the domain of the dead!——
To climb out of the hole in the roof was not as hard
as this road!——It was only there that I kept my
presence of mind——
I hung over the abyss——everything was lost in it,
vanished——Oh, if I could have stayed there.
Why she, on my account!——Why not the guilty!——Inscrutable
providence!——I would have broken
stones and gone hungry!——What is to keep me straight
now?——Offense follows offense. I am swallowed up
in the morass. I haven't strength left to get out of
it——
I was not bad!——I was not bad!——I was not bad!——No
mortal ever wandered so dejectedly over graves
before.——Pah!——I won't lose courage! Oh, if I
should go crazy——during this very night!
I must seek there among the latest ones!——The
wind pipes on every stone in a different key——an anguishing
symphony!——The decayed wreaths rip apart
and swing with their long threads in bits about the marble
crosses——A wood of scarecrows!——Scarecrows
on every grave, each more gruesome than the other——as
high as houses, from which the devil runs away.——The
golden letters sparkle so coldly——The weeping
willows groan and move their giant fingers over the
inscriptions——
A praying angel——a tablet.
The clouds throw their shadows over it.——How the
wind hurries and howls!——Like the march of an army
it drives in from the east.——Not a star in the
heavens——
Evergreen in the garden plot?——Evergreen?——A
maiden——
HERE RESTS IN GOD
Wendla Bergmann,
born May 5, 1878,
died from Cholorosis,
October 27, 1892.
Blessed are the Pure of Heart
And I am her murderer. I am her murderer!——Despair
is left me——I dare not weep here. Away
from here!——Away——
Moritz Stiefel.
(With his head under his arm, comes stamping over
the graves.)
A moment, Melchior! The opportunity will not occur
so readily again. You can't guess what depends
upon the place and the time——
Melchior.
Where do you come from?
Moritz.
From over there——over by the wall. You knocked
down my cross. I lie by the wall.——Give me your
hand, Melchior.——
Melchior.
You are not Moritz Stiefel!
Moritz.
Give me your hand. I am convinced you will thank
me. It won't be so easy again! This is an unusually
fortunate encounter.——I came out especially——
Melchior.
Don't you sleep?
Moritz.
Not what you call sleep.——We sit on the church-tower,
on the high gables of the roof——wherever we
please.——
Melchior.
Restless?
Moritz.
Half happy.——We wander among the Mayflowers,
among the lonely paths in the woods. We hover over
gatherings of people, over the scene of accidents, gardens,
festivals.——We cower in the chimneys of
dwelling-places and behind the bed curtains.——Give
me your hand.——We don't associate with each other,
but we see and hear everything that is going on in the
world. We know that everything is stupidity, everything
that men do and contend for, and we laugh at it.
Melchior.
What good does that do?
Moritz.
What good does it have to do?——We are fit for
nothing more, neither good nor evil. We stand high,
high above earthly beings—each for himself alone. We
do not associate with each other, because it would bore
us. Not one of us cares for anything which he might
lose. We are indifferent both to sorrow and to joy. We
are satisfied with ourselves and that is all. We despise
the living so heartily that we can hardly pity them.
They amuse us with their doings, because, being alive,
they are not worthy of compassion. We laugh at their
tragedies—each by himself——and make reflections
upon them.——Give me your hand! If you give me
your hand, you will fall down with laughter over the
sensation which made you give me your hand.
Melchior.
Doesn't that disgust you?
Moritz.
We are too high for that. We smile!——At my
burial I was among the mourners. I had a right good
time. That is sublimity, Melchior! I howled louder
than any and slunk over to the wall to hold my belly
from shaking with laughter. Our unapproachable sublimity
is the only viewpoint which the trash understands——They
would have laughed at me also before I
swung myself off.
Melchior.
I have no desire to laugh at myself.
Moritz.
The living, as such, are not really worth compassion!——I
admit I should not have thought so either. And
now it is incomprehensible to me how one can be so
naïve. I see through the fraud so clearly that not a
cloud remains.——Why do you want to loiter now,
Melchior! Give me your hand! In the turn of a head
you will stand heaven high above yourself.——Your
life is a sin of omission——
Melchior.
Can you forget?
Moritz.
We can do everything. Give me your hand! We
can pity the young, who take their timidity for idealism,
and the old, who break their hearts from stoical
deliberation. We see the Kaiser tremble at a scurrilous
ballad and the lazzaroni before the youngest policeman.
We ignore the masks of comedians and see the
poet in the shadow of the mask. We see happiness in
beggars' rags and the capitalist in misery and toil. We
observe lovers and see them blush before each other,
foreseeing that they are deceived deceivers. We see
parents bringing children into the world that they may
be able to say to them: “How happy you are to have
such parents!”——and see the children go and do likewise.
We can observe the innocent girl in the qualms
of her first love, and the five-groschen harlot reading
Schiller.——We see God and the devil blaming each
other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of
them are drunk——Peace and joy, Melchior! You
only need to reach me your little finger. You may become
snow-white before you have such a favorable opportunity
again!
Melchior.
If I gave you my hand, Moritz, it would be from
self-contempt.——I see myself outlawed. What lent
me courage lies in the grave. I can no longer consider
noble emotions as worthy.——And see nothing, nothing,
that can save me now from my degradation.——To
myself I am the most contemptible creature in the universe.
Moritz.
What delays you?——
(A masked man appears.)
The Masked Man.
(To Melchior.)
You are trembling from hunger. You are not fit
to judge. (To Moritz.) You go!
Melchior.
Who are you?
The Masked Man.
I refuse to tell. (To Moritz.) Vanish!——What
business have you here!——Why haven't you on your
head?
Moritz.
I shot myself.
The Masked Man.
Then stay where you belong. You are done with!
Don't annoy us here with your stink of the grave. It's
inconceivable!——Look at your fingers! Pfu, the
devil! They will crumble soon.
Moritz.
Please don't send me away——
Melchior.
Who are you, sir??
Moritz.
Please don't send me away. Please don't. Let me
stay here a bit with you; I won't disturb you in anything——It
is so dreadful down there.
The Masked Man.
Why do you gabble about sublimity, then?——You
know that that is humbug——sour grapes! Why do
you lie so diligently, you chimera? If you consider
it so great a favor, you may stay, as far as I am concerned.
But take yourself to leeward, my dear friend——and
please keep your dead man's hand out of the
game!
Melchior.
Will you tell me once for all who you are, or not?
The Masked Man.
No——I propose to you that you shall confide yourself
to me. I will take care of your future success.
Melchior.
You are——my father?
The Masked Man.
Wouldn't you know your father by his voice?
Melchior.
No.
The Masked Man.
Your father seeks consolation at this moment in the
sturdy arms of your mother.——I will open the world
to you. Your momentary lack of resolution springs
from your miserable condition. With a warm supper
inside of you, you will make fun of it.
Melchior.
(To himself.)
It can only be the devil! (Aloud.) After that of
which I have been guilty, a warm supper cannot give
me back my peace!
The Masked Man.
That will follow the supper!——I can tell you this
much, the girl had better have given birth. She was
built properly. Unfortunately, she was killed by the
abortives given by Mother Schmidt.——I will take you
out among men. I will give you the opportunity to enlarge
your horizon fabulously. I will make you thoroughly
acquainted with everything interesting that the
world has to offer.
Melchior.
Who are you? Who are you?——I can't trust a
man that I don't know.
The Masked Man.
You can't learn to know me unless you trust me.
Melchior.
Do you think so?
The Masked Man.
Of course!——Besides, you have no choice.
Melchior.
I can reach my hand to my friend here at any moment.
The Masked Man.
Your friend is a charlatan. Nobody laughs who has
a pfennig left in cash. The sublime humorist is the
most miserable, most pitiable creature in creation.
Melchior.
Let the humorist be what he may; you tell me who
you are, or I'll reach the humorist my hand.
The Masked Man.
What then?
Moritz.
He is right, Melchior. I have boasted. Take his
advice and profit by it. No matter how masked he is——he
is, at least.
Melchior.
Do you believe in God?
The Masked Man.
Yes, conditionally.
Melchior.
Will you tell me who discovered gunpowder?
The Masked Man.
Berthold Schwarz——alias Konstantin Anklitzen.——A
Franciscan monk at Freiburg in Breisgau, in
1330.
Moritz.
What wouldn't I give if he had let it alone!
The Masked Man.
You would only have hanged yourself then.
Melchior.
What do you think about morals?
The Masked Man.
You rascal, am I your schoolboy?
Melchior.
Do I know what you are?
Moritz.
Don't quarrel!——Please don't quarrel. What good
does that do?——Why should we sit, two living men
and a corpse, together in a churchyard at two o'clock in
the morning if we want to quarrel like topers! It will
be a pleasure to me to arbitrate between you. If you
want to quarrel, I'll take my head under my arm and go!
Melchior.
You are the same old 'fraid cat as ever.
The Masked Man.
The phantom is not wrong. One shouldn't forget
one's dignity.——By morals I understand the real
product of two imaginary quantities. The imaginary
quantities are “shall” and “will.” The product is
called morals and leaves no doubt of its reality.
Moritz.
If you had only told me that earlier! My morals
hounded me to death. For the sake of my dear parents
I killed myself. “Honor thy father and mother that
thy days may be long in the land.” The text made a
phenomenal fool of me.
The Masked Man.
Give yourself up to no more illusions, dear friend.
Your dear parents would have died as little from it as
you did. Judged righteously, they would only have
raged and stormed from the healthiest necessity.
Melchior.
That may be right as far as it goes.——I can assure
you, however, sir, that if I reach Moritz my hand,
sooner or later my morals alone will have to bear the
blame.
The Masked Man.
That is just the reason you are not Moritz!
Moritz.
But I don't believe the difference is so material, so
compulsive at least, esteemed unknown, but what by
chance the same thing might have happened to you as
happened to me that time when I trotted through the
alder grove with a pistol in my pocket.
The Masked Man.
Don't you remember me? You have been standing
for the moment actually between life and death.——Moreover,
in my opinion, this is not exactly the place
in which to continue such a profound debate.
Moritz.
Certainly, it's growing cold, gentlemen! They
dressed me in my Sunday suit, but I wear neither undershirt
nor drawers.
Melchior.
Farewell, dear Moritz. I don't know where the man
is taking me. But he is a man——
Moritz.
Don't blame me for seeking to kill you, Melchior.
It was old attachment. All my life I shall only be able
to complain and lament that I cannot accompany you
once more.
The Masked Man.
At the end everyone has his part——You the consoling
consciousness of having nothing——you an enervating
doubt of everything.—Farewell.
Melchior.
Farewell, Moritz. Take my heartfelt thanks for appearing
before me again. How many former bright
days have we lived together during the fourteen years!
I promise you, Moritz, come what may, whether during
the coming years I become ten times another, whether
I prosper or fail, I shall never forget you——
Moritz.
Thanks, thanks, dear friend.
Melchior.
——and when at last I am an old man with gray
hair, then, perhaps, you will again stand closer to me
than all those living about me.
Moritz.
I thank you. Good luck to your journey, gentlemen.
Do not delay any longer.
The Masked Man.
Come, child! (He lays his arm upon that of
Melchior and disappears with him over the graves.)
Moritz.
(Alone.)
Now I sit here with my head under my arm.——The
moon covers her face, unveils herself again and seems
not a hair the cleverer.——I will go back to my place,
right my cross, which that madcap trampled down so
inconsiderately, and when everything is in order I will
lie down on my back again, warm myself in the corruption
and smile.