“Suaviter in modo, sed fortiter in re.”
Not one Constitution in a thousand, is so
happily constructed or is constantly in such
perfect adjustment, that the operations of the
Abdominal Viscera (on which every other
movement of the system depends) proceed
with healthful regularity.
The following hints will point out to the
Reader, how to employ Art to afford that
assistance to Nature, which in Indisposition
and Age, is so often required, and will teach
him to counteract in the most prompt and
agreeable manner—the effects of those accidental
deviations from strict Temperance,—which
sometimes overcome the most abstemious
philosopher—when the seducing
charms of Conviviality tempt him to forego
the prudent maxims of his cooler moments.
They will help those who have delicate
Constitutions, to obtain their fair share of
Health and Strength,—and instruct the
Weak, so to economize the powers they
have, that they may enjoy Life as well as the
Strong.
To humour that desire for the marvellous,
which is so universal in medical (as well as
in other) matters,—the makers of Aperient
Pills generally select the most Drastic
Purgatives, which operating considerably
in a dose of a few grains, excite admiration
in the Patient, and faith in their powers, in
proportion as a small dose produces a great
effect,—who seldom considers how irritating
such materials must be,—and consequently
how injurious to a Stomach in a state of Debility,
and perhaps deranged by indulging
Appetite beyond the bounds of moderation.
Indigestion will sometimes overtake the
most experienced Epicure;—when the gustatory
nerves are in good humour, Hunger
and Savoury Viands will sometimes seduce
the Tongue of a “Grand Gourmand” to
betray the interest of his Stomach69 in spite
of his Brains.
On such an unfortunate occasion,—whether
the intestinal commotion be excited
by having eaten too much, or too strong
food—lie down—have your Tea early after
Dinner—and drink it warm.
This is a hint to help the Invalid, whose
digestion is so delicate, that it is sometimes
disordered by a Meal of the strictest Temperance.
If the anxiety, &c. about the
Stomach does not speedily abate, apply the
“Stomach Warmer.” This valuable companion
to Aged and Gouty Subjects, may
be procured at No. 58, Haymarket.
A certain degree of Heat is absolutely
necessary to excite and support a regular
process of Digestion;—when the Circulation
is languid, and the food difficult of
solution, in Aged persons and Invalids,—External
Heat will considerably assist Concoction,
and the application of this califacient
concave will enable the Digestive organs
to overcome refractory materials,—and
convert them into laudable Chyle.
Unless the Constitution is so confoundedly
debilitated, that the Circulation cannot
run alone—Abstinence70 is the easiest—cheapest—and
best cure for the disorders
which arise from Indigestion or Intemperance.
I do not mean what Celsus calls the first
degree of it, “when the sick man takes
nothing,” but the second, “when he takes
nothing but what he ought.”
The Chylopoietic organs are uncomfortable
when entirely unoccupied,—when the
Stomach is too tired to work, and too
weak to be employed on actual service,—it
desires something to be introduced to
it, that will entertain it till it recovers its
energy.
After intemperate Feasting one day,
let the food of the following day be Liquid,
or of such materials as are easy of solution.
Various expedients have been recommended
for preventing and relieving the
disorders arising from too copious libations
of “the Regal purple Stream.”
When a good fellow has been sacrificing
rather too liberally at the shrine of the Jolly
God, the best remedy to help the Stomach to
get rid of its burthen, is to take for Supper
some Gruel, (No. 572, see Index,) with
half an ounce of Butter, and a teaspoonful of
Epsom Salt in it; or two or three Peristaltic
Persuaders,—which some Gastropholists
take as a provocative to appetite, about
an hour before Dinner.
Some persons take as a “sequitur” a
drachm of Carbonate of Soda.
Others a teaspoonful of Calcined Magnesia:—when
immediate relief is required, never
administer this uncertain medicine, which,
if the Stomach has no Acid ready to dissolve
it,—will remain inert; it must be taken, only
when Heart-burn and symptoms of Acidity
are manifest.
As a Finale to the day of the Feast, or the
Overture of the day after, take (No. 481*,)
or two drachms of Epsom Salt in half a pint
of Beef Tea,—or some Tincture of Rhubarb
in hot water,—the first thing to be done, is
to endeavour to get rid of the offending material.
A Breakfast of Beef Tea71 (No. 563,) is an
excellent Restorative;—when the Languor
following Hard Drinking is very distressing,
indulge in the horizontal posture; (see
Siesta, p. 94;) nothing relieves it so effectually,
or so soon cheers the Circulation,
and sets all right;—get an early Luncheon
of restorative Broth or Soup.
Hard Drinking is doubly debilitating,
when pursued beyond the usual hour of retiring
to Rest.
Those devotees to the Bottle, who never
suffer the orgies of Bacchus to encroach on
the time which Nature demands for Sleep,—escape
with impunity, many of the evils
which soon—and irreparably—impair the
Health of the Midnight reveller.
A facetious observer of the inordinate degree
in which some people will indulge their
Palate, to the gratification of which they
sacrifice all their other senses,—recommends
such to have their Soup seasoned with a
tasteless purgative, as the Food of insane
persons sometimes is, and so prepare their
bowels for the hard work they are going to
give them!!
To let the Stomach have a holiday occasionally—i. e.
a Liquid diet, of Broth and
Vegetable Soup, is one of the most agreeable
and most wholesome ways of restoring its
Tone.
If your Appetite72 be languid, take additional
Exercise in a pure open Air,—or
Dine half an hour later than usual, and so
give time for the Gastric Juices to assemble
in full force;—or dine upon Fish—or Chinese
Soup, i. e. Tea.
If these simple means are ineffectual,—the
next step, is to produce energetic vibration
in the Alimentary tube, without exciting
inordinate action, or debilitating depletion;
and to empty the Bowels, without irritating
them.
Sometimes when the languor occasioned by
Dyspepsia, &c. is extreme, the Torpor of the
System becomes so tremendous—that no
Stimulus will help it, and the Heart feels as
if it was tired of beating—a moderate dose
of a quickly operating Aperient, i. e. half an
ounce of Tincture of Rhubarb, and two
drachms of Epsom Salts in a tumbler of
hot water—will speedily restore its wonted
energy.
The Stomach is the centre of Sympathy;—if
the most minute fibre of the human
frame be hurt, intelligence of the injury instantaneously
arrives;—and the Stomach is
disturbed, in proportion to the importance
of the Member, and the degree in which it
is offended.
If either the Body or the Mind be fatigued,—the
Stomach invariably sympathizes;—if
the most robust do any thing too much, the
Stomach is soon affronted,—and does too
little:—unless this mainspring of Health
be in perfect adjustment, the machinery of
life will vibrate with languor;—especially
those parts which are naturally weak, or
have been injured by Accidents, &c. Constipation
is increased in costive habits—and
Diarrhœa in such as are subject thereto—and
all Chronic complaints are exasperated,
especially in persons past the age of 35
years.
Of the various helps to Science, none perhaps
more rapidly facilitate the acquirement
of knowledge, than analogical reasoning;
or illustrating an Art we are ignorant of, by
one we are acquainted with.
The Human Frame may be compared
to a Watch, of which the Heart is the Mainspring—the
Stomach the regulator,—and
what we put into it, the Key by which the
machine is wound up;—according to the
quantity,—quality,—and proper digestion of
what we Eat73 and Drink, will be the pace of
the Pulse, and the action of the System in
general:—when we observe a due proportion
between the quantum of Exercise and that
of Excitement, all goes well.—If the machine
be disordered, the same expedients
are employed for its re-adjustment, as are
used by the Watch-maker; it must be carefully
cleaned, and judiciously oiled.
Eating Salads after Dinner,—and chilling
the Stomach, and checking the process of
digestion by swilling cold Soda Water—we
hold to be other Vulgar Errors.
It is your superfluous Second Courses,—and
ridiculous variety of Wines,—Liqueurs,—Ices,
Desserts, &c.—which (are served up
more to gratify the pride of the Host, than the
appetite of the Guests that) overcome the Stomach,
and paralyze Digestion, and seduce
“Children of larger Growth” to sacrifice the
health and comfort of several days—for the
Baby-pleasure of tickling their tongue for a
few minutes, with Trifles and Custards!!
Most of those who have written on what—by
a strange perversion of language—are
most non-naturally termed the non-naturals,—have
merely laid before the Public a nonsensical
register of the peculiarities of their
own Palate, and the idiosyncracies of their
own Constitution74.
Some omnivorous Cormorants have such an
ever-craving Appetite, that they are raging
with hunger as soon as they open their Eyes,—and
bolt half a dozen hard Eggs before
they are well awake;—Others are so perfectly
restored by that “chief nourisher in
Life’s feast,” Balmy Sleep, that they do not
think about Eating,—till they have been up
and actively employed for several hours.
The strong Food, which the strong action
of strong bodies requires—would soon destroy
weak ones,—if the latter attempt to
follow the example of the former,—instead
of feeling invigorated, their Stomachs will
be as oppressed, as a Porter is with a load
that is too heavy for him,—and, under the
idea of swallowing what are called strengthening
nourishing things,—will very soon
make themselves ready for the Undertaker.
Some people seem to think, that the more
plentifully they stuff themselves, the better
they must thrive, and the stronger they must
grow.
It is not the quantity that we swallow,—but
that which is properly digested, which
nourishes us.
A Moderate Meal well digested, renders
the body vigorous,—glutting it with superfluity,
(which is only turned into excrement
instead of aliment, and if not speedily evacuated,)
not only oppresses the System, but
produces all sorts of Disorders.
Some are continually inviting Indigestion,—by
eating Water-cresses, or other undressed
Vegetables75, “to sweeten their Blood,”—or
Oysters “to enrich it.”—Others fancy their
Dinner cannot digest till they have closed
the orifice of their Stomachs with a certain
portion of Cheese,—if the preceding Dinner
has been a light one, a little bit of Cheese
after it may not do much harm, but its
character for encouraging concoction is undeserved,—there
is not a more absurd Vulgar
Error, than the often quoted proverb, that
“Cheese is a surly Elf,
Digesting all things, but itself.”
A Third never eats Goose, &c. without remembering
that Brandy or Cayenne is the
Latin for it.
A much less portion of Stimulus is necessary
after a hearty meal of califactive materials,
such as good Beef or Mutton—than
after a maigre Dinner of Fish, &c.
Another Vulgar Error in the school of Good
Living, is, that “Good eating requires Good
drinking.”—Good eating generally implies
high seasoned Viands,—the savoury Herbs,
and stimulating Spices with which these
Haut-Gouts are sprinkled and stuffed, &c.
are sufficient to encourage the digestive faculties
to work “con amore” without any
“douceur” of Vinous irrigation,—but many
persons make it a rule, after eating Pig, &c.
to take a glass of Liqueur, or Eau de Vie, &c.—or,
as when used in this manner, it would
be as properly called, “eau de mort.”
Indigestion, or, to use the term of the
day, A Bilious Attack,—as often arises
from over-exertion, or Anxiety Of Mind,—as
from refractory Food; it frequently
produces Flatulence76, and flatulence
produces Palpitation of the Heart; which is
most difficult to stop, when it comes on
about an hour or two after a Meal;—the
Stomach seems incapable of proceeding in
its business, from being over-distended with
wind, which pressing on the Heart and larger
vessels, obstructs the Circulation:—as soon
as this flatulence is dispelled, all goes well
again:—inflating the Lungs to the utmost,
i. e. taking in as much breath as you can,
and holding it as long as you can, will sometimes
act as a counterbalance, and produce
relief.
This is the first thing to do when this distressing
Spasm attacks you,—if it is not
immediately checked; take a strong Peppermint,
or Ginger Lozenge, (see page 99,) sit,
—or
if possible lie down and loosen all ligatures;
the horizontal posture and perfect
quiet are grand Panaceas in this disorder;—if
these do not soon settle it, drink some
stimulus: sometimes a teacupful of Hot water,
with a teaspoonful of common salt in it, will
suffice,—or a couple of glasses of Wine,—or
one of Brandy in one of hot water: either
of these will generally soon restore sufficient
energy to the Stomach, to enable it to expel
the enemy that offends it, and set the circulation
to work freely again.—If these means
are not immediately efficacious, take half an
ounce of Tincture of Rhubarb in a quarter
pint of hot water,—or three or four
Peristaltic Persuaders, with half a pint of
hot water.
If this complaint comes on when the
Bowels are costive,—they must be put into
motion as speedily as possible, by some of
the means recommended in the following
pages.
It will sometimes come on during the
collapsed state of the system, from FASTING
TOO LONG.
Those who take no Food between an early
Breakfast—and a late Dinner,—for
fear, as they term it, of spoiling the latter
meal,—generally complain of Flatulence,—Languor,
Lowness of Spirits, &c. (and those
who are troubled by a Cough, have often a
paroxysm of it,) for the hour or more before
Dinner;—and Heartburn, &c. after it:—the
former arising from fasting too long, the
latter from indulging an Appetite so over
excited, that a Baron of Beef, a Pail of
Port Wine, and a Tubful of Tea, will hardly
satisfy it.
The languor of Inanition, and the fever
of Repletion, may be easily avoided by eating
a Luncheon,—solid and nutritive, in proportion
as the Dinner is protracted, and
the activity of the Exercise to be taken in
the mean-time.
The oftener you eat, the less ought to be
eaten at a time; and the less you eat at a
time, the oftener you ought to eat:—a weak
Stomach has a much better chance of digesting
two light meals, than one heavy one.
The Stomach should be allowed time to
empty itself, before we fill it again.
There is not only a considerable difference
in the digestibility of various Foods,—but
also of the time required by different
Stomachs to digest them—the sign of which,
is the return of Appetite.
The digestion of Aliment is perfect, and
quickly performed, in proportion to the
keenness of our Appetite at the time of
taking it—more or less perfect Mastication—and
the vigorous state of the organs of
Digestion,—as a general rule, the interval
of Fasting should seldom be less than three,
nor more than five hours77,—Digestion
being generally completed within that
time.
The Fashion of A.D. 1820 has introduced
a much longer fast (“a windy recreation,”
as father Paul assures the lay brother) than
even the elasticity of robust Health can
endure, without distressing the adjustment
of the System,—and creating such an over-excited
appetite, that the Stomach does not
feel it has had enough,—till it finds that it
has been crammed too much78.
“When Hunger79 calls, obey, nor often wait
Till hunger sharpen to corrosive pain;
For the keen appetite will feast beyond
What nature well can bear.”
This important truth—we would most
strongly press on the consideration of Those
who attend our Courts of Law, and Parliament.
Many industrious Professional men, in
order to add a few pounds to their Income—in
a few years are quite worn out—from
their digestive faculties being continually
disordered and fretted for want of regular
supplies of Food; and sufficient Sleep.
An Egg boiled in the shell for five minutes,
or Les Tablettes de Bouillon (No. 252), and a
bit of Bread, is a convenient provision against
the former—the Siesta (see page 94) is the
best Antidote for the latter.
The sensation of Hunger arises from the
Gastric juices acting upon the coats of the
Stomach—how injurious it must be to fast
so long, that by neglecting to supply it with
some alimentary substance which this fluid
was formed to dissolve,—the Stomach becomes
in danger of being digested itself!!!
Those who feel a gnawing, as they call it,
in their Stomach, should not wait till the
stated hour of dinner, but eat a little forthwith,
that the Stomach may have something
to work upon.
By too long Fasting, Wind accumulates in
the Stomach, especially of those who have
passed the meridian of Life—and produces
a distressing Flatulence—Languor—Faintness—Giddiness—Palpitation
of the Heart,
&c.
If the Morning has been occupied by
anxiety in Business,—or the Mind or Body is
fatigued by over-exertion—these symptoms
will sometimes come on about an hour or
two before the usual time of Dining,—well
masticating a bit of Biscuit, and letting a
strong Peppermint Lozenge (see page 99)
dissolve in the mouth as soon as you feel the
first symptoms of Flatulence,—will often
pacify the Stomach, and prevent the increase
of these complaints.
Dr. Whytt, whose observations on
Nervous Disorders, (like this work), are
valuable, inasmuch as they are the authentic
narrative of his own Experience—says, page
344, “When my Stomach has been weak,
after I have been indisposed, I have often
found myself much better for a glass of
Claret and a bit of bread, an hour or more
before Dinner, and I have ordered it in the
same way to others, and again in the evening,
an hour or more before Supper, with advantage.”
There is no doubt of the propriety of Dr.
W.’s prescription, the Editor’s own feelings
bear witness to it. For those who are just
recovering from Diseases which have left
them in a state of great Debility, a glass of
Wine and a bit of Bread,—or a cup of good
Beef Tea, (see page 96) are perhaps as good
Tonics as any,—they not only remove
Languor, but at the same time furnish Nutriment.
We have known weak Stomachs, when
kept fasting beyond the time they expected,—become
so exhausted—they would refuse to
receive any solid Food,—until restored to
good temper,—and wound up by some
Wine, or other stimulus—as Instinct proposed.
Feeble Persons, who are subject to such
sudden attacks, should always travel armed
with a Pocket Pistol charged with a couple
of glasses of White Wine, or, “Veritable
Eau de Vie,”—a Biscuit, and some strong
Peppermint or Ginger Lozenges, or see “Tablettes
de Bouillon” (No. 252):—when their
Stomach is uneasy from emptiness, &c.
these crutches will support the Circulation,—and
considerably diminish, and sometimes
entirely prevent the distressing effects which
Invalids suffer from too long a Fast80.
What a contrast there is between the materials
of the morning meal A.D. 1550, when
Queen Elizabeth’s Maids of Honour began
the day with a Round of Beef,—or a Red
Herring, and a flaggon of Ale—and in 1821,
when the Sportsman, and even the day-Labourer,
breakfast on what Cooks call
“Chinese Soup,” i. e. Tea.
Swift has jocosely observed, such is the
extent of modern Epicurism, that “the World81
must be encompassed—before a Washerwoman
can sit down to Breakfast,” i. e. by a voyage
to the East for Tea, and to the West for
Sugar.
In The Northumberland Household
Book for 1512, we are informed that “a
Thousand Pounds was the sum annually expended
in Housekeeping,—this maintained
166 Persons,—and the Wheat was then
5s. 8d. per quarter.
“The Family rose at six in the morning,—my
Lord and my Lady had set on their
Table for Breakfast, at Seven o’clock in
the morning,
A quart of Beer,
A quart of Wine,
Two pieces of Salt Fish,
Half a dozen Red Herrings,
Four White ones, and
A Dish of Sprats!!!
“They DINED at Ten—Supped at Four
in the afternoon,—The Gates were all shut
at nine, and no further ingress or egress
permitted.”—See pages 314 and 318.
But now, A.D. 1821,
“The Gentleman who dines the latest
Is, in our Street, esteemed the greatest:
But surely greater than them all,
Is he who never Dines82 at all.”
Dinners at Night,
AND
Suppers in the Morning,
A few Cautionary Hints to Modern Fashionables.—
“The Ancients did delight, forsooth,
To sport in allegoric Truth;
Apollo, as we long have read since,
Was God of Music, and of Med’cines.
In Prose, Apollo is the Sun,
And when he has his course begun,
The allegory then implies
’Tis Time for wise men to arise;
For ancient sages all commend
The morning, as the Muses friend;
But modern Wits are seldom able
To sift the moral of this fable;—
But give to Sleep’s oblivious power
The treasures of the morning hour,
And leave reluctant, and with Pain,
With feeble nerve, and muddy Brain,
Their favorite couches late at noon,
And quit them then perhaps too soon,
Mistaking by a sunblind sight
The Night for Day—and Day for Night.
Quitting their healthful guide Apollo,
What fatal follies do they follow!
Dinners at night—and in the Morn
Suppers, serv’d up as if in scorn
Of Nature’s wholesome regulations,
Both in their Viands and Potations.
Besides, Apollo is M. D.
As all Mythologists agree,
And skill’d in Herbs and all their virtues,
As well as Ayton is, or Curtis.
No doubt his excellence would stoop
To dictate a Receipt for Soup,
Show as much skill in dressing Salad,
As in composing of a Ballad,
’Twixt Health and Riot draw a line,
And teach us How—and When—to dine.
The Stomach, that great Organ, soon,
If overcharg’d, is out of tune,
Blown up with Wind that sore annoys
The Ear with most unhallow’d noise!!
Now all these Sorrows and Diseases
A man may fly from if he pleases;
For rising early will restore
His powers to what they were before,
Teach him to Dine at Nature’s call,
And to Sup lightly, if at all;
Teach him each morning to preserve
The active brain, and steady nerve;
Provide him with a share of Health
For the pursuit of fame, or wealth;
And leave the folly of Night Dinners
To Fools and Dandies, and Old Sinners!!!”
That distressing interruption of the Circulation,
which is called “Nightmare,”
“Globus Hystericus,” “Spasms,” “Cramp,”
or “Gout,” in the Stomach, with which few
who have passed the Meridian of Life83, are
so fortunate as not to be too well acquainted,
we believe to arise from the same causes—which
in the day produce Palpitation of the
Heart.
The Editor is now in his forty-third year,
and has been from his youth occasionally
afflicted with both these disorders; sometimes
without being able to imagine what
has produced them:—sometimes he has not
been attacked with either of these complaints
for many months; they have then seized him
for a week or more,—and as unaccountably
ceased.
The Nightmare has generally come on
about three o’clock in the morning,—at the
termination of the first, or rather at the commencement
of the second sleep;—quite as
often when he has taken only a liquid or
very light supper,—as when he has eaten
some solid food, and gone to bed soon after;—and
most frequently after he has Dined84
out: not from the quantity, but the quality
of the food and drink he has taken, the
change of the time of taking it. The fatigue
attending his performance of Amphytrion
at his own table, has also occasionally produced
it.
It appears to be occasioned by want of
Action in the System, being generally preceded
by Languor—(which, if not removed,
may proceed to produce—Palsy—or Death,)
caused either by depression of the power of
the Heart by anxiety,—obstruction of the
peristaltic motion by the oppression of indigestible
matter,—or interruption of the performance
of the Restorative Process.
It is certainly not to be prevented by Abstinence,
for during the time that the Editor
was trying the effect of a spare diet, he was
most frequently afflicted with it.—See Obs.
on Sleep, &c. It is only to be relieved by
Stimulants, and in an extreme case—by
quickly acting Aperients, &c. See following
pages.
Some persons are peculiarly subject to it
when they lie on their back,—others if on
their left side:—when the Editor has any
disposition to this malady, it is certainly
exasperated if he lays upon his right side,—especially
during the first part of the Night,—it
is a good Custom to lay one half of the
Night on one side, and the other half on the
other.
When this appalling pause of the Circulation
takes place—he wakes, with the idea
that another minute of such suspended action
will terminate his Existence:—his first recourse
is to force the action of the Lungs
by breathing as quick and as deep as possible.—He
feels very languid,—and to prevent
a return of the fit, drinks a couple of
glasses of White Wine,—or half a wine-glass
of Brandy, in a wine-glass of Peppermint
Water.
Sometimes the Disorder does not terminate
with one paroxysm, but recurs as
soon as Sleep returns:—when this is the
case, get half a tumbler of Hot Water, add
to it a wine-glass of Peppermint Water, and
half that quantity of Tincture of Rhubarb, or
fifty drops of Sal Volatile, or both.
The symptom of security from a repetition
of the Fit, is a vermicular sensation, betokening
that the peristaltic motion, and the Circulation
is restored to its regular pace again.
His belief that many sudden and unaccountable
Deaths in the night have arisen
from Invalids not knowing how to manage
this Disorder, induces the Editor to relate
his own personal experience concerning it—and
the Remedies which he has found effectual
to remove it.
“Non ignara mali, miseris succurrere disco.”
The case is very similar to what Dr. Whytt
relates of himself, in his Observations on
Nervous, Hysteric, and Hypochondriac Disorders,
8vo. 176785; by which, Dr. Cullen,
in p. 10 of his Clinical Lectures, says, “he
has done more than all his predecessors.”
Mr. Waller has written a very sensible
Essay on the Nightmare—those who are
much afflicted with it, cannot lay out 3s. 6d.
better, than in buying his book—12mo. 1816.
He says, “it most frequently proceeds from
acidity in the Stomach, and recommends
Carbonate of Soda, to be taken in the Beer
you Drink at dinner.” He tells us “he derived
his information, as to the cause, and
cure of this distressing disorder, from a personal
acquaintance with it for many years.”
How devoutly it is to be wished that
all Authors would follow good old Sydenham
and Mr. Waller’s example,—and
give us a register of the progress of those
chronic complaints which they have themselves
been afflicted with, and the regimen,
&c. which they have found most effectual to
alleviate and cure them;—and, instead of
what they think,—write only what they
know,—as the pains-taking Sanctorius—Spallanzani—Bryan
Robinson,—and the persevering and minutely accurately
observing Dr. Stark have in their Dietetical
Experiments.
Dr. Whytt has immortalized himself by
the candid relation of his own infirmities,
and his circumstantial account of the Regimen,
&c. which enabled him to bear up
against them,—which forms the most valuable
collection of observations on Nervous
Complaints, that experience and liberality
have yet presented to the public.
One page of PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, is
worth folios of theoretic Fancies,—or Clinical
Cases, which can only be illuminated by the
twilight of conjecture:—they may be faithful
narratives of the accounts given by Patients,
yet, as these are very often imposed
upon by their imagination attributing effects
to very different causes than those which
produce them, they are often very inaccurate
deductions.
The Delicate and the Nervous, will
derive the greatest advantage from keeping
a Register of their Health,—they should
note, and avoid whatever disagrees with them,—and
endeavour to ascertain, what kind and
quantity of Food—Exercise—Occupation
and Pleasures, &c. are most agreeable to
their constitution, and take them at those
regular periods which appear most convenient
to them. However this advice may excite
the smiles of those who are swelling “in all
the pride of superfluous Health,” such methodical
movements will considerably improve
the enjoyment, and prolong the life of
the Valetudinary and the Aged: for whom,
Instinct is the best Guide in the choice of
Aliment.
None but the most obstinately ignorant
Visionary, would dream of laying down absolute
Rules86 for governing the caprice and
whims of the infirm Stomachs of Crazy Valetudinarians.
Codes of Dietetics87 are almost
useless,—the suggestions of Reason are
often in direct opposition to the desires of
Appetite.
In most matters regarding the adjustment
of that supreme organ of existence,—the
Stomach,—“honest Instinct88 comes a
Volunteer.”—Ventriloquism seldom falls to
make out a fair title, to be called “unerring.”
A due respect to the suggestions of Instinct,
every Invalid will find highly advantageous,—natural
longing has frequently pointed out
Food—by which Acute Diseases have been
cured, when the most consummate medical
skill was at fault, and Life at its lowest ebb.
It is needless to insist upon the importance
of Diet and Regimen in Chronic Disorders.
Be content with One89 Dish,—from want
of submission to this salutary rule of Temperance—as
many men dig their Grave
with their Teeth, as with the Tankard;—Drunkenness
is deplorably destructive,
but her demurer sister Gluttony destroys
an hundred to her one.
Instinct speaks pretty plainly to those
whose instruments of Digestion are in a delicate
state—and is an infinitely surer guide
than any Dietetic rules that can be contrived.
That the Food which we fancy most—generally
sits easiest on the Stomach—is a
fact which the experience of almost every
individual can confirm.
The functions of Digestion go on merrily
when exercised by Aliment which the Stomach
asks for—they often labour in vain
when we eat merely because it is the usual
hour of Dining—or out of necessity, to
amuse the Gastric juices, and “lull the
grinding stomach’s hungry rage.”
To affirm that any thing is wholesome, or
unwholesome,—without considering the subject
in all the circumstances to which it bears
relation, and the unaccountable peculiarities
of different Constitutions,—is, with submission,
talking nonsense.
Let every Man consult his Stomach;—to
eat and drink such things—and in such quantities—as
agree with that perfectly well, is
wholesome for him, whilst they continue to do
so90:—that which satisfies and refreshes us,
and causes no uneasiness after, may safely be
taken in moderation—whenever the Appetite
is keen—whether it be at Dinner or Supper.
What we have been longest used to, is
most likely to agree with us best.
The wholesomeness, &c. of all Food, depends
very much on the quality of it—and
the way in which it is cooked.
Those who are poor in Health, must live
as they can;—certainly the less Stimulus any
of us use the better, provided it be sufficient
to properly carry on the Circulation:—I
sometimes hold it lawful to excite Appetite
when it is feeble by Age, or debilitated by
Indisposition.
Those Stimuli which excite the circulation
at the least expense of nervous irritation—and
afford the greatest quantity of nutriment,
must be most acceptable to the Stomach,
when it demands restorative diet.
A healthful impetus may be given to the
System by a well seasoned Soup, or a restorative
Ragout, at half the expense to the
machinery of Life, than by the use of those
Spirituous Stimuli—which fan a feverish
fire—exciting action without supplying the
expenditure of the principle producing it—and
merely quicken the circulation for a few
minutes, without contributing any material
to feed the Lamp of Life—which, if it be
originally or organically defective—or is
impaired by Time or Disease—will sometimes
not burn brightly, unless it be supplied
with the best oil, and trimmed in the most
skilful manner.
Good Mock Turtle, see (No. 246, or 247*,)
will agree with weak stomachs surprisingly
well; so will that made by Birch in Cornhill,
and by Kay at Albion House, Aldersgate
Street.—This excellent Soup, is frequently
ordered for Dyspeptic patients, by the senior
Physician to one of the largest hospitals in
this Metropolis: as a man of science and
talent, certainly in as high estimation as any
of his cotemporaries.
Ox-tail Soup (No. 240,) Giblet Soup
(No. 244,) and (No. 87,) and (No. 89,)
(No. 489,) and (No. 503,) are very agreeable
extempore Restoratives,—so easy of digestion,
that they are a sinecure to the
Stomach, and give very little trouble to the
chylopoietic organs—those whose Teeth are
defective—and those whose Circulation is
below par,—will find them acceptable Foods.
“Experto crede,”—the reader will remember
Baglivi’s chapter “de Idolis Medicorum,”
wherein he tells us, that “Physicians always
prescribe to others, what they like themselves.”
The learned Mandeville has
favoured us with five pages on the incomparably
invigorating virtues of Stock Fish!!
a kind of Cod which is dried without being
salted. See pages 316, &c. of his Treatise
on Hypochondriasis.
The best Answers, to all inquiries about
The Wholesomes, are the following Questions;—“Do
you like it?” “Does it agree with
you?”—“then eat in moderation, and you
cannot do very wrong.”
Those who have long lived luxuriously,
to be sufficiently nourished, must be regularly
supplied with Food that is nutritive,
and Drink that is stimulating91,—Spice and
Wine, are as needful to the “Bon Vivant”
of a certain Age—as its Mother’s Milk, is
to a New-born Babe.
The decrease of the energy of Life arises
from the decrease of the action of the organs
of the Body—especially those of Digestion,—which
in early life is so intense and perfect,
that a Child, after its common unexcitant
meal of Bread and Milk, is as hilarious and
frolicsome as an Adult person is after a
certain quantity of Roast Beef and Port.
The infirm stomachs of Invalids, require
a little indulgence92—like other bad instruments,
they often want oiling, and
screwing, and winding up and adjusting
with the utmost care, to keep them in tolerable
order;—and will receive the most
salutary Stimulus, from now and then
making a full meal of a favourite dish. This
is not a singular notion of my own, though
it may not exactly agree with the fastidious
fancy of Dr. Sangrado’s disciples,—that
Starvation and Phlebotomy, are Sovereign
Remedies for all Disorders.
Those philanthropic Physicians, Dr. Diet,—Dr.
Quiet,—and Dr. Merryman,—hold
the same doctrine as the Magnus Coquus—i. e.
the Author of “the Cook’s Oracle,” to
whose culinary skill we have been so repeatedly
indebted in the composition of this work.
As excessive Eating and Drinking is certainly
the most frequent cause of the disorders
of the Rich,—so privation is the
common source of complaints among the
Poor;—the cause of the one, is the cure
of the other—but where one of the latter
dies of Want, how many thousands of the
former are destroyed by Indigestion!
If strong Spices and savoury Herbs excite
appetite—they (in an increased ratio,) accelerate
the action of the Bowels—and hurry
the food through the alimentary canal, too
rapidly to allow the Absorbents to do their
work properly.
Salt is the most salubrious and easily
obtainable relish which Nature has given
us to give sapidity to other substances; and
has this advantage over all other Sauces,
that if taken to excess—it carries its remedy
with it in its Aperient quality.
We suspect that most mischief is done by
the immoderate and constant use of the
Common Condiments.—We have seen some
puritanical folks, who are for ever boasting
that They never touch Made Dishes, &c.
(one would suppose they had the Tongue of
Pityllus93,) so be-devil every morsel they put
into their Mouth—with Pepper, and
Mustard, &c. that they made their common
food ten times more piquante—than the burn-gullet
Bonne Bouche of an eastern Nabob, or
a Broiled Devil, enveloped in “veritable
Sauce d’Enfer.”—See (No. 355 and 538).
We do not condemn the moderate use
of Spices, but the constant and excessive
abuse of them,—by which the papillary
nerves of the tongue become so blunted,
that in a little time they lose all relish for
useful nourishing food, and the Epicure
is punished with all the sufferings of incessant
and incurable Indigestion,—perturbed
Sleep—and the horrors of the
Night-Mare, &c. &c.—However, enough has
been written by a thousand cautionists, to
convince any rational creature of the advantage
resulting to both the Body and the
Mind from a simple and frugal fare:—the
great secret of Health and Longevity
is to keep up the sensibility of the
Stomach.
No Regimen94 can be contrived that will
suit every body.
“Try all the bounties of this fertile Globe,
There is not such a salutary Food
As suits with every Stomach.”
Dr. Armstrong’s Art of Preserving
Health, book ii. line 120.
“I knew a black servant of Mr. Pitt, an
Indian Merchant in America, who was fond
of Soup made of Rattle Snakes,—in
which the Head, without any regard to the
Poison, was boiled along with the rest of
the animal.”—Dr. G. Fordyce, on Digestion,
&c. 8vo. 1791, p. 119.
No food is so delicious that it pleases all
palates,—nothing can be more correct than
the old adage, “one man’s meat is another
man’s poison.”
It would be as difficult for a Laplander,
or an earth-eating Ottomaque, to convince
our good citizens that Train Oil, and gutter-mud,
is a more elegant relish than their
favourite Turtle—as for the former to fancy
that Kay or Birch’s Soup can be as agreeable
as the Grease and Garbage which custom
has taught them to think delicious.
“Man differs more from Man
Than Man from Beast.”—Colman.
Celsus95 very sensibly says, that “a healthy
man, under his own government, ought not
to tie himself up by strict rules,—nor to
abstain from any sort of food; that he
ought sometimes to fast, and sometimes
to feast.” Sanis, sunt omnia Sana.
When the Stomach sends forth eructant
signals of distress, for help against Indigestion,
the Peristaltic Persuaders (see the
end of this Essay) are as agreeable and
effectual assistance as can be offered; and
for delicate Constitutions, and those that
are impaired by Age or Intemperance, are a
valuable Panacea.
They derive, and deserve this name, from
the peculiar mildness of their operation96.
One or two very gently increase the action
of the principal viscera, help them to do
their work a little faster,—and enable the
Stomach to serve with an ejectment whatever
offends it,—and move it into the
Bowels.
Thus Indigestion is easily and speedily
removed,—Appetite restored,—(the mouths
of the absorbing vessels being cleansed) Nutrition
is facilitated,—and Strength of Body,
and Energy of Mind97, are the happy results.
If an immediate operation be desired, take
some Tincture of Rhubarb—as a Pill is the
most gentle and gradually operating form for
a drug—a Tincture in which it is as it were
ready digested, is the most immediate in its
action.
To Make Tincture of Rhubarb.—Steep
three ounces of the best Rhubarb
(pounded) and half an ounce of Carraway
Seeds, (pounded) in a bottle of Brandy, for
ten days. A table-spoonful in a wine-glass
of hot water will generally be enough.
Compound Tincture of Senna, has been
recommended, especially to those who have
accustomed themselves to the use of spirituous
Liquors and high living. Several
similar preparations are sold under the name
of Daffy’s Elixir—or as much Epsom Salt,
in half a pint of hot water, as experience has
informed you, will produce one motion,—a
Tea-spoonful (i. e. from one to two drachms)
will generally do this—especially if it be
taken in the morning, fasting, i. e. at least
half an hour before Breakfast.
The best way of covering the taste of Salt,
is to put a lump of Sugar and a bit of thin-cut
Lemon Peel98 into the hot water, for a
few minutes before you stir the Salt into it,—to
which you may add a few grains of
grated Ginger.
Epsom Salt is a very speedy laxative,
often operating within an hour,—does the
business required of it with great regularity,—and
is more uniform in what it does,—and
when it does it,—than any Aperient;—ten
minutes after you have taken it, encourage
its operation by drinking half a
pint, or more, of warm water—weak Broth—Tea—thin
Gruel (No. 572), with some
salt and butter in it—or Soda Water
(No. 481.*) See Index.
“Nil tam ad sanitatem, et longevitatem conducit,
quam crebræ et domesticæ purgationes.”—Lord
Bacon.—i. e. “Nothing contributes
so much to preserve Health, and prolong
Life, as frequently cleansing the alimentary
canal with gentle laxatives.”
We perfectly agree with Lord Bacon, and
believe that in nine cases out of ten, for
which Tonic Medicines are administered,
Peristaltic Persuaders will not only much
more certainly improve Appetite,—but invigorate
the Constitution; by facilitating
the absorption of nutriment,—which, in
aged and debilitated people, is often prevented
by the mouths of the vessels being
half closed by the accumulation of viscid
mucus, &c.
Aperient Medicine does enough, if it
increases the customary Evacuation,—and
does too much,—if it does more,—than
excite one additional motion.
Bowels which are forced into double action
to-day—must, consequently, be costive to-morrow,
and Constipation will be caused
by the remedy you have recourse to to
remove it,—this has given rise to a Vulgar
Error,—that the use of even the mildest
Laxative is followed by Costiveness.
Rhubarb is particularly under this prejudice,—because
it has been more frequently
employed as a domestic remedy,—and
unadvisedly administered in either too
little, or too large a Dose. It has, however,
been recommended by a Physician of acknowledged
Ability, and extensive Experience.
“If the Bowels are constipated, they
should be kept regular by a Pill of Rhubarb
of five grains every morning.”—Pemberton
on the Abdominal Viscera, p. 113.
People are often needlessly uneasy about
the Action of their Bowels.—If their general
Health is good, and they have neither Head-ach
nor other deranged sensations, and they
live temperately, during the second period
of Life, whether they have two motions
in one day, or one in two days, perhaps is
not of much consequence;—however, that
the Alvine Exoneration should take place
regularly is certainly most desirable;—especially
after Thirty-Five years of age99,
when the elasticity of the machinery of Life
begins to diminish.
To acquire a Habit of Regularity, Mr.
Locke, who was a Physician as well as a Philosopher,
advises that “if any person, as soon
as he has breakfasted, would presently solicit
nature, so as to obtain a stool, he might in
time, by a constant application, bring it to be
habitual.” He says “I have known none who
have been steady in the prosecution of this
plan, who did not in a few months obtain the
desired success.”—On Education, p. 23, &c.
“It is well known that the alvine evacuation
is periodical, and subjected to the
power of habit; if the regular call is not
obeyed, the necessity for the evacuation
passes away; and the call being again and
again neglected, habitual costiveness is the
consequence.”—Hamilton on Purgatives,
p. 72.
It will facilitate the acquirement of this
salutary evacuation,—to take at night—such
a dose of an Aperient medicine, as
Experience has pointed out, as just sufficient
to assist nature to produce a Motion
in the Morning.
Habitual Costiveness is not curable
by Drugs alone,—and is most agreeably
corrected by Diet and Regimen, those most
important, and only effectual, although much
neglected (because little understood) means
of permanently alleviating Chronic Complaints,
for which
“Coquina est optima Medicina.”
Strong Constitutions are generally Costive100,—that
perfect and vigorous action of the
absorbents, which is the cause of their
strength, is also the cause of their Constipation:—
“Oportet sanorum, sedes esse figuratas.”
This ought to make them content,—but
the Constipated are for ever murmuring
about a habit—which, if managed with
moderate care,—is the fundamental basis
of Health and Long Life. A little attention
to Regimen will generally prevent it—a
simple Laxative will suffice to remove it—and
neither will be often necessary, for those
who observe a deobstruent Diet—take
proper Exercise in a pure Air—sufficient
liquid Food—and eat freely of Butter, Salt,
and Sugar.
The peculiarity of most Constitutions is
so convenient, that almost all Costive persons—by
attending to the effects which
various things produce upon their Bowels—may
find, in their usual Food and Drink,
the means of persuading their sluggish
Viscera to vibrate with healthful celerity.
A Supper or Breakfast of thin Gruel,
(No. 572,) with plenty of Butter and Salt in it,—ripe
Fruits, particularly Grapes101,—Oranges,—Strawberries,—Raspberries,—Mulberries,—Marmalade,—Honey,—Treacle,—roasted
Apples,—stewed Prunes,—Figs,—Raisins,—Tamarinds,—French
Plumbs, &c.;—will
almost always produce the desired effect.
Two or three strong Cinnamon or Ginger
Lozenges, (see page 234,) gradually dissolved
in the mouth when the Stomach is empty,
will act as an Aperient on many persons.
Salad Oil is a very pleasant Peristaltic
Persuader:—by the following means it may
be introduced (as a supper) to the most
delicate Stomach,—without any offence to
the most fastidious Palate.
Put a table-spoonful of Sherry into a wine-glass—on
this a table-spoonful of Olive Oil—on
this another table-spoonful of Sherry—or
rub together a table-spoonful or two of
Oil, with the yolk of an Egg boiled hard,
(No. 547,) add a little Vinegar and Salt to
it, and eat it at Supper as a Sauce to a
Salad (No. 138*) of Mustard and Cresses,—or
Lettuce,—Radishes,—Button Onions,—Celery,—Cucumber,
&c.;—or cold boiled
Asparagus,—Brocoli,—Cauliflower,—Carrot,—or
Turnip,—Kidney or French Beans,—or
Pease;—or Pickled Salmon, (No. 161,)
Lobster, (No. 176,) Shrimps, Herrings, Sprats,
(No. 170**,) or Mackarel, (No. 168,) or as
a Sauce to cold Meat, &c.
You may give it an infinite variety of
agreeable flavours; the ingredients to produce
which are enumerated in (No. 372) of
“the Cook’s Oracle.”
Hypochondriac people are fond of taking
Medicine at certain times, the spring and
fall,—at the full or the new Moon, &c.
whether they want it or not.—For those in
Health to attempt to improve it by taking
Physic, is absurd indeed. Remember the
epitaph on the Italian Count—
“I was well—
Wished to be better—
Took Physic—and died.”
Hypochondriasis—Spleen—Vapours—the
Blue Devils—the Bile—Nervous Debility,
&c. are but so many different names
for those Disorders which arise either from
Chronic Weakness of the Constitution—or
an inconsiderate management of it.—A
man who has a strong stamina will bear
irregularities with impunity—which will soon
destroy a more delicate frame.
We do not laugh at the melancholy of
the Hypochondriac,—or consider his Complaints
as merely the hallucinations of un
Malade Imaginaire; but trace the cause of
them to either some Indigestion interrupting
the functions of the Alimentary Canal—which
a gentle Aperient would immediately
remove—or the ineffective performance of
the Restorative Process—insufficiently nutritive
Diet—or depression of the vital and
animal functions from anxiety or over-exertion
of either the Mind or the Body:—which
nothing but Rest and nutritive Food
can repair.
The Editor of this little treatise has had
from his Youth to bear up against an highly
irritable nervous system,—the means he has
found useful to manage and support it, he is
now recording for the benefit of other Nervous
Invalids.
We advise our Friends—never to call in
even the gentle aid of Peristaltic Persuaders,—but
when Instinct absolutely insists upon
it—some of the Indications of which are,
“A disagreeable taste in the Mouth—Eructations—Want
of Appetite—Sensations
of distention in the Stomach and
Bowels—Pains in the Stomach or Head—Vertigo—Feverishness—Restlessness—Peevishness,”
&c.—but these will often disappear
by taking a liquid meal, instead
of a solid one, or using more exercise,
will often answer the purpose.—Mr. Jones
very sensibly observes, “if people will by
no means rest from constantly tampering
with laxatives, instead of using exercise, the
habit of using the Lavement every evening
cannot be so destructive, as it irritates only
twelve inches of intestine, and spares raking
down the other thirty-nine feet.”—See Med.
Vul. Errors, p. 44.
Relaxed Bowels102 are often extremely
unmanageable, and difficult to regulate—and
are the principal cause of that Chronic
Weakness which is so generally complained
of, and of many other distressing Nervous
Disorders.
If the Bowels are unfaithful to the Stomach,
and, instead of playing fair,—let go
their hold of the “Pabulum Vitæ,” before
the Absorbents have properly performed the
process which that grand organ has prepared
for them—Nutrition will be deficient; and
Flatulence, &c. &c. Giddiness,—Spasms,—Head-ache,—and
Back-ache,—and what
are called Bilious and Nervous Disorders,—and
all the Diseases incident to Debility,
will attack you on the slightest cause.
Those who are afflicted with a relaxation
of the Bowels, are advised to a Dry diet,
rather than a Liquid one, and must submit to
a Regimen diametrically contrary to that we
have recommended to cure Constipation.
“Since I lessened my Drink I have been
much more costive than I was before, and
have for two years past freed myself from a
Diarrhœa. Costiveness generally attends
dry food in other animals as well as men.”—B.
Robinson, on Food and Discharges,
p. 82 and 64.
Live principally upon Animal Food sufficiently
cooked, and Stale Bread, or biscuit;—instead
of Malt liquor (unless it be very
mild and good Homebrewed Beer, which
is the best of all Beverages) drink Beef-Tea,
(No. 563), or well made Toast and
Water103 (No. 463*), with about one-fourth
part of Wine, and a little Sugar and grated
Nutmeg or Ginger in it;—if the Stomach
be troubled with Acidity, or great Flatulence,
one-eighth part of Brandy may agree with it
better:—whatever You eat and drink should
be Warmed.—See page 94 on Siesta, and
page 158.
Be watchful of the effects of the Food
which you take,—avoid whatever appears
to irritate, and eat only that which experience
has proved acceptable.
Irritable Bowels are excited to inconveniently
increased action by any thing that
the Stomach has either not the ability, or
the inclination, to prepare for them,—and
Diarrhœa is the consequence.
The easiest and most effectual method of
restoring tranquillity in the Bowels—is to
be content with a light diet of Gruel, Broth,
or Fish, &c. till the return of a keen Appetite
assures you, that the Stomach has recovered
its powers, and being ready for action, requires
its usual supply of solid food.
When the Bowels get a trick of emptying
themselves too often,—a teaspoonful of
Compound Powder of Chalk in your Tea,—or
a wine-glassful of the following mixture,
taken twice or thrice a day, will generally
cure them of it very speedily:—
℞ Chalk mixture, six ounces.
Tincture of Cinnamon (No. 416*), one ditto.
Opiate Confection, one drachm.
Mixed together.
If Diarrhœa continues obstinate, more
powerful Astringents104 may be necessary.
Tincture of Cinnamon (No. 416*) is
one of the best cordial tonics—see also
(No. 569) and (Nos. 413 & 15.)
Opium Lozenges, containing a quarter
of a grain each, and strongly flavoured with
Oil of Peppermint, are recommended to those
who are troubled with relaxed Bowels.
Strong Peppermint Lozenges are
the most convenient portable carminative:—as
soon as they are dissolved, their influence
is felt from the beginning, to the end
of the Alimentary Canal;—they dissipate
flatulence so immediately, that they well
deserve the name of Vegetable Æther; and
are recommended to Singers105 and Public
Speakers, as giving effective excitement
to the organs of the Voice,—as a support
against the distressing effects of fasting too
long—and to give energy to the Stomach
between meals.
N.B. Sixty different sorts of Lozenges, are
made in the most superlative manner, by
Mr. Smith, Fell Street, Wood Street, Cheapside.
His Rose Jujubes—are a very elegant
preparation, which those who have not a remarkably
Sweet Breath, are recommended to
take the last thing at night, and the first in
the morning—the breath smells faintest
when the Stomach is emptiest.
His Mellifluous Aromatics are so delicately
flavoured, they moisten the mouth and throat
without cloying the Palate, Stomach, &c.,
which is more than can be said of most
Lozenges.
To make Forty Peristaltic Persuaders.
Take,
Turkey Rhubarb, finely pulverized, two drachms.
Syrup (by weight) one drachm.
Oil of Carraway, ten drops (minums).
Made into Pills, each of which will contain Three Grains of Rhubarb.
The Dose of the Persuaders must
be adapted to the constitutional peculiarity
of the Patient:—when you wish to accelerate
or augment the Alvine Exoneration—take
two, three, or more, according to the effect
you desire to produce—two Pills will do as
much for one person as five or six will for
another; they generally will very regularly
perform what you wish to-day,—without
interfering with what you hope will happen
to-morrow;—and are, therefore, as convenient
an argument against Constipation as
any we are acquainted with.
The most convenient opportunity to introduce
them to the Stomach—is early in the Morning,
when it is unoccupied,—and has no particular
business to attend to, i. e. at least half
an hour before Breakfast.
Physic should never interrupt the Stomach,
when it is engaged in digesting Food—perhaps
the best time to take it, is when you
awake out of your first Sleep—or as soon as
you awake in the morning. Moreover, such
is the increased sensibility of some Stomachs
at that time, that half the quantity of Medicine
will suffice.
From two to four Persuaders will generally
produce one additional motion within twelve
hours.
They may be taken at any time—by the
most delicate Females, whose Constitutions
are so often distressed by Constipation106,
and destroyed by the drastic purgatives
they take to relieve it. See also page 224.
Their agreeable flavour recommends them
as the most convenient aperient for Children,
whose indispositions most frequently
arise from obstructions in the Bowels;—it
is not always a very easy task to prevail upon
a spoiled Child to take Physic;—therefore—we
have made our Pill to taste exactly like
Gingerbread.
For Infants, too young to swallow a
Pill, pound it, and mix it with Currant Jelly,
Honey, or Treacle.
On the first attack of Disease—it
may generally be disarmed by discharging
the contents of the Bowels:—in every
Disorder107 the main point is carefully to
watch, and constantly to keep up the activity
of the Alimentary Canal—for want of due
attention to this, Millions (especially of
Children) HAVE DIED OF MEDICABLE DISORDERS!!
For Bilious or Liver108 Complaints,
(which are now the fashionable names for all
those deranged sensations of the Abdominal
Viscera—which as often arise from the
want, as from the excess of Bile—and perhaps
most frequently from Indigestion)—and
for expelling Worms109, for which it is the
fashion to administer Mercury110 (which, because
it is the only remedy for one Disease,
people suppose must be a panacea for every
disorder) and other drastic mineral medicines,
which are awfully uncertain both in their
strength and in their operation.
If, instead of two or three times a week
tormenting your Bowels with Corrosive Cathartics,—Hydragogues,—Phlegmagogues,
&c., you take one or two gentle Persuaders,
twice or thrice a day;—they will
excite a gradual and regularly increased
action of the Viscera—restore the tone of
the Alimentary tube—and speedily and
effectually cure the disorder, without injuring
the Constitution.
There is not a more universal or more mischievous
Vulgar Error, than the notion, that
Physic is efficacious, in proportion as it is extremely
disagreeable to take, and frightfully
violent in its operation,—unless a medicine
actually produces more Distress in the System,
than the Disorder it is administered to
remove—in fact, if the Remedy be not
worse than the Disease, the million have
no faith in it—and are not satisfied that
they can be perfectly cured if they escape
Phlebotomy,—unless put to extreme pain,
and plentifully supplied with Black Doses,
and drastic Drugs;—they have the best opinion
of that Doctor who most furiously
“Vomits—Purges—Blisters—Bleeds, and Sweats ’em.”
To perfectly content them that you have most
profoundly considered their case, you must
to such Prescription—add a Proscription of
every thing they appear particularly partial
to!!!
People who in all other respects appear to
be very rational—and are apt to try other
questions by the rules of Common Sense, in
matters relating to their Health, surrender
their understanding to the fashion of the
Day,—and in the present Century, on all
occasions take Calomel as coolly as in the
last, their Grandfathers inundated their poor
Stomachs with Tar-Water.
Tonic Tincture, (No. 569) is
Peruvian Bark, bruised, one ounce and a half.
Orange Peel, do. one ounce.
Brandy, or Proof Spirit, one pint.
Let these ingredients steep for ten days,
shaking the bottle every day—let it remain
quiet two days—and then decant the clear
liquor.
Dose—one teaspoonful in a wineglass of
water, twice a day, when you feel languid,
i. e. when the Stomach is empty, about an
hour before Dinner, and in the Evening.
Twenty grains of the Powder of Bark may
be added to it occasionally.
To this agreeable Aromatic Tonic we are
under personal obligations, for frequently
putting our Stomach into good temper, and
procuring us good Appetite and good Digestion.
In low Nervous affections, arising from a
languid Circulation—and, when the Stomach
is in a state of shabby debility from age—intemperance,
or other causes—this is a most
acceptable restorative.
N.B. Tea made with dried and bruised
Seville Orange Peel, (in the same manner as
common Tea,) and drank with milk and
sugar, has been taken for Breakfast by Nervous
and Dyspeptic persons with great
benefit.
Chewing a bit of Orange Peel twice
a day when the Stomach is empty, will
be found very grateful, and strengthening
to it.—
Stomachic Tinctures.
Two ounces of Cascarilla Bark (bruised)—or
dried Orange Peel,—or Colomba
Root—infused for a fortnight in a pint of
Brandy, will give you the Tinctures called
by those names.
Dose—one or two teaspoonsful in a wine-glass
of water.
Tincture of Cinnamon, (No. 416*).
This excellent Cordial is made by pouring
a bottle of genuine Cogniac (No. 471) on
three ounces of bruised Cinnamon (Cassia
will not do). This cordial restorative was
more in vogue formerly, than it is now;—a
teaspoonful of it, and a lump of Sugar, in
a glass of good Sherry or Madeira, with the
yolk of an Egg beat up in it—was called
“Balsamum Vitæ.”
“Cur moriatur homo, qui sumit de Cinnamomo?”—“Cinnamon
is verie comfortable to the Stomacke, and
the principall partes of the bodie.”
“Ventriculum, Jecur, Lienem Cerebrum, nervosque
juvant et roborat.”—“I reckon it a great treasure for
a student to have by him, in his closet, to take now and
then a spoonfull.”—Cogan’s Haven of Health, 4to.
1584, p. 111.
Obs.—Two teaspoonsful in a wineglass
of water—are a present and pleasant remedy
in Nervous Languors—and in relaxations
of the Bowels—in the latter case five drops
of Laudanum may be added to each dose.
Soda Water, (No. 481*.)
The best way of producing agreeable
Pneumatic Punch, as a learned Chemist has
called this refreshing refrigerant, is to fill two
half-pint Tumblers half full of Water,—stir
into one 30 grains of Carbonate of Potash,—into
the other 25 grains of Citric111 Acid,
(both being previously finely pounded,)—when
the powders are perfectly dissolved—pour
the contents of one tumbler into the
other—and sparkling Soda Water is instantaneously
produced.
To make Double Soda Water, use
double the quantity of the Powder.
Single Soda Water is a delightful drink in
sultry weather—and may be very agreeably
flavoured by dissolving a little Raspberry or
Red Currant Jelly in the Water, (before you
add the Carbonate of Potash to it), or a little
Tincture of Ginger, (No. 411,)—or Syrup of
Ginger, (No. 394,)—or Syrup of Lemon
Peel, (No. 393,)—or infuse a roll of fresh
and thin-cut Lemon Peel, and a bit of Sugar
in the water—or rub down a few drops of
(No. 408,) with a bit of Lump Sugar, with
or without a little grated Ginger;—a glass
of Sherry or a tablespoonful of Brandy is
sometimes added.
The addition of a teaspoonful of the Tonic
Tincture (No. 569,) will give you a very
refreshing Stomachic—and ten drops of
Tinct. Ferri Muriati put into the water in
which you dissolve the Citric Acid—a fine
effervescing Chalybeate.
The day after a Feast, if you feel fevered
and heated, you cannot do better than drink
a half-pint glass or two of Single Soda
Water between Breakfast and Dinner.
Double Soda Water (especially if
made with tepid water) is an excellent
auxiliary to accelerate the operation of
Aperient Medicine—and, if taken in the
Morning fasting, will sometimes move the
Bowels without further assistance.
If some good Cogniac or Essence of
Ginger (No. 411) be added to it, it is one of
the best helps to set the Stomach to work—and
remove the distressing languor which
sometimes follows hard drinking.
Essence of Ginger, (No. 411).
The fragrant aroma of Ginger is so extremely
volatile, that it evaporates almost as
soon as it is pounded—the fine Lemon peel
goût flies off presently.
If Ginger is taken to produce an immediate
effect—to warm the Stomach—dispel
Flatulence, &c., or as an addition to Aperient
Medicine—the following is the best preparation
of it:—
Steep three ounces of fresh grated Ginger,
and one ounce of fresh Lemon Peel, (cut
thin) in a quart of Brandy—or Proof Spirit,
for ten days, shaking it up each day.
N.B. Tincture of Allspice, which
is sometimes called Essence of Bishop, for
making Mulled Wine, &c. extempore, is prepared
in the same manner.
Gruel, (No. 252).
1st. Ask those who are to eat it, if they
like it THICK or thin; if the latter, mix well
together by degrees, in a pint basin, one
tablespoonful of Oatmeal with three of cold
water;—if the former, two spoonsful.
Have ready, in a Stewpan, a pint of boiling
water or milk—pour this by degrees to
the Oatmeal you have mixed—return it into
the Stewpan—set it on the fire—and let it
boil for five minutes—stirring it all the time
to prevent the Oatmeal from burning at the
bottom of the Stewpan—skim—and strain
it through a Hair Sieve.
2d. To convert this into Caudle—add
a little Ale—Wine—or Brandy—with
Sugar—and if the Bowels are disordered, a
little Nutmeg or Ginger grated.
Gruel may be made with Broth112 (No. 490,)
or (No. 252,) or (No. 564,) instead of Water—(to
make Crowdie, see No. 205*,)—and may
be flavoured with Sweet Herbs—Soup Roots
and Savoury Spices—by boiling them for a
few minutes in the water you are going to
make the Gruel with—or Zest (No. 255)—Pea
Powder (No. 458)—or dried Mint—Mushroom
Catsup (No. 439)—or a few
grains of Curry Powder (No. 455)—or
Savoury Ragout Powder (No. 457)—or
Cayenne (No. 404)—or Celery Seed bruised—or
Soup Herb Powder (No. 459)—or an
Onion minced very fine and bruised in with
the Oatmeal—or a little Eschalot Wine
(No. 402)—or Essence of Celery (No. 409)—or
(No. 413)—(No. 417)—or (No. 420),&c.
Plain Gruel, such as is directed in the
first part of this Recipe, is one of the best
Breakfasts and Suppers that we can recommend
to the rational Epicure;—is the most
comforting soother of an irritable Stomach
that we know—and particularly acceptable
to it after a hard day’s work of Intemperate
Feasting—when the addition of half an
ounce of Butter, and a teaspoonful of Epsom
Salt will give it an aperient quality, which
will assist the principal Viscera to get rid of
their burden.
“Water Gruel” (says Tryon in his Obs.
on Health, 16mo. 1688, p. 42,) is “the
King of Spoon Meats,” and “the Queen
of Soups,” and gratifies nature beyond all
others.
In the “Art of Thriving,” 1697, p. 8, are
directions for preparing Fourscore Noble and
Wholesome Dishes, upon most of which a
Man may live excellent well for Twopence a
day: the author’s Obs. on Water Gruel is,
that “Essence of Oatmeal” makes “a
noble and exhilarating meal!”
Dr. Franklin’s favourite Breakfast was
a good basin of warm Gruel, in which there
was a small slice of Butter with Toasted
Bread and Nutmeg—the expense of this,
he reckoned at three half-pence.
“Mastication is a very necessary Preparation
of solid Aliment, without which there
can be no good Digestion.”—The above are
the first lines in Arbuthnot’s Essay on
Aliment.
This first act of the important process of
Digestion, is most perfectly performed, when
the flavour, &c. of our Food is agreeable to
our Taste;—we naturally detain upon our
Palate those things which please it,—and
the Meat we relish most, is consequently
most broken down by chewing, and most
intimately incorporated with the Saliva—this
is the reason why what we desire most,
we digest best.
Here, is a sufficient answer, to the Folios
which have sprung from the Pens of cynical
and senseless Scribblers—on whom Nature
not having bestowed a Palate, they have
proscribed those pleasures they had not
Sense113 to taste, or comprehend the wise
purposes for which they were given to us,
and
“Compound for Sins they are inclin’d to,
By damning those they have no mind to.”
How large a share of the business of
Digestion is managed by Mastication, has
been shown by the experiments of Spallanzani114.
To Chew long, and leisurely, is the only
way to extract the essence of our food—to
enjoy the taste of it, and to render it easily
convertible into laudable Chyle, by the facility
it gives to the gastric juices to dissolve it
without trouble.
The pleasure of the Palate, and the health
of the Stomach, are equally promoted by this
salutary habit, which all should be taught to
acquire in their infancy.
The more tender meat is, the more we may
eat of it.—That which is most difficult to
Chew, is of course most difficult to Digest.
From 30 to 40 (according to the tenderness
of the meat) has been calculated as the
mean number of Munches, that solid meat
requires, to prepare it for its journey down
the Red Lane; less will be sufficient for
tender, delicate, and easily digestible white
meats.
The sagacious Gourmand, will calculate
this precisely,—and not waste his precious
moments in useless Jaw-work, or invite an
Indigestion by neglecting Mastication.
I cannot give any positive rules for this, it
depends on the state of the Teeth115; every
one, especially the Dyspeptic, ought to ascertain
the condition of these useful working
tools; and to use them with proportionate
diligence, is an indispensable exercise which
every rational Epicure will most cheerfully
perform, who has any regard for the welfare
of his Stomach116.
It has been recommended, that those whose
Teeth are defective, should mince their meat—this
will certainly save trouble to both
Teeth and Stomach—nevertheless, it is advisable,
let the meat be minced ever so fine,
to endeavour to mumble it into a pulp before
it be introduced to the Stomach—on account
of the advantage derived from its admixture
with the Saliva.
“By experiment, I determined the quantity
of Saliva secreted in half an hour, to be
whilst the parts were at rest, four drachms,—whilst
eating, five ounces four drachms.”—Stark
on Diet, p. 99.
Mastication is the source of all good
Digestion;—with its assistance, almost any
thing may be put into any stomach with impunity:—without
it, Digestion is always
difficult, and often impossible: and be it
always remembered, it is not merely what we
eat, but what we digest well, that nourishes
us.
The sagacious Gourmand is ever mindful
of his motto—
“Masticate, Denticate, Chump, Grind, and Swallow.”
The four first acts, he knows he must perform
properly,—before he dare attempt the
fifth.
Those who cannot enjoy a savoury morsel
on account of their Teeth, or rather on account
of the want of them, we refer to the
note at the foot of p. 260, and also have the
pleasure to inform them, that Patent Masticators
are made by Palmer, Cutler, in
St. James’s Street.
To those who may inadvertently exercise
their Masticative faculties on unworthy materials—or
longer on worthy ones than nature
finds convenient, we recommend “Peristaltic
Persuaders.” See page 235.
When either the Teeth or Stomach are extremely feeble, especial care
must be taken to keep Meat till it is tender—before it is
cooked—and call in the aid of the Pestle and Mortar.—And
see Nos. 10,—18,—87,—89,—175,—178; from
185 to 250,—502—542—and especially 503. Or dress in
the usual way whatever is best liked—mince it—put it into a
Mortar—and pound it with a little Broth or melted
Butter,—Vegetable,—Herb,—Spice,—Zest, No. 255,
&c.—according to the taste, &c. of the Eater.—The
business of the Stomach is thus very materially facilitated.
“Mincing or Pounding Meat—saveth
the grinding of the Teeth; and therefore
(no doubt) is more nourishing, especially in
Age,—or to them that have weak teeth;
but Butter is not proper for weak bodies,—and
therefore, moisten it in pounding with
a little Claret Wine, and a very little Cinnamon
or Nutmeg.”—Lord Bacon’s Natural
History, Century 1.—54.
This is important Advice for those who
are afflicted with “Tic Douloureux,”—the
paroxysm of which is generally provoked by
the exercise of Eating,—and the Editor has
known that dreadful disorder cured by the
Patient frequently taking food thus prepared
in small portions, instead of a regular meal.
The Teeth should be cleaned after every
meal with a “Tooth Preserver,” (i. e. a
very soft brush,) and then rinsed with tepid
water—never neglect this at night;—nothing
destroys the Teeth so fast as suffering food
to stick between them—those who observe
this rule, will seldom have any occasion for
Dentifrices—Essences of Ivory—Indurating
Liquid Enamels, &c.
But it is the rage just now with some
Dentists, to recommend Brushes so hard,
that they fetch Blood like a Lancet wherever
they touch; and instead of “Teeth Preservers,”
these should rather be termed “Gum
Bleeders.”
Not even a Philosopher can endure the
Toothach patiently—what an overcoming
agony then it must be to a Grand Gourmand!—depriving
him of the means of enjoying an
amusement which to him is the grand solace
for all sublunary cares.—To alleviate, and indeed
generally to cure this intolerable pain—we
recommend
Toothache and Anti-rheumatic Embrocation, (No. 567.)
Sal Volatile—three parts.
Laudanum—one part.
Mix and rub the part in pain therewith frequently.
If the Tooth which aches is hollow,
drop some of this on a bit of cotton, and put
it into the Tooth,—if the pain does not
abate within an hour—take out the cotton,
and put another piece in—changing it every
hour four or five times, till the pain ceases.
In a general Face-ach, or sore Throat—moisten
a piece of flannel with it and put
it to the part affected,—rub any part
afflicted with Rheumatism night and morning,
and in the middle of the day. I have frequently
cured old and inveterate Rheumatic
affections with this Liniment.