Since my friend Morris joined me, we’ve been as busy as Wall street
brokers in a gold panic—eyes and ears, and every sense filled with
the novel sights and sounds that greet us on every side in this most
delightful, charming, incomparably beautiful summer land.
Whom have we not seen, from Napoleon down to the last suicide?
I have a memorandum which would reach from here to Idlewild, filled
with the names of notables and celebrities, whom I have met in the
short space of a year.
We do matters quickly here, among the celestials. I used to think life
sped fast in the great cities of London, Paris, and New York, but we
live faster here. With every means of travelling which human ingenuity
can invent—flying machines, balloons, the will and the magnet—we
fairly outdo thought and light, which you consider emblems of rapidity
on earth.
Morris and I made a point of visiting Byron, Moore, Hunt, Scott, and
that clique. You must bear in mind that we do not all live on one point
of space _here_; among so many thousand million, billion, trillion,
quadrillion, sextillion, and countless illions, there must be some
persons who are further apart than Morris and I, who are side by side!
It is a peculiarity which you Yankees seldom think of, that Englishmen
can’t endure to live in America. Well, that peculiarity is just as
active after they “shuffle off the mortal coil.” They must have their
little England, even in the spirit world.
So I telegraphed to that quarter of the celestial planet that two
strangers from the great emporium of intellect, and civilization,
New York City, were about to visit that locality. We so arranged our
journey as to arrive about a day after the dispatch had reached them.
It was proposed that we should meet at the beautiful villa belonging to
the Countess of Blessington.
I can assure you that on arriving there it was with a slightly
palpitating heart I ascended the noble steps of her residence. The
Countess met us graciously, and by her vivacity and charming candor
dispelled the feeling of modest diffidence as to our merits, naturally
awakened by the thought of being presented to those illustrious persons
who so long held sway over English literature.
Ere we were aware, we were ushered into the midst of a hilarious group
of authors, who welcomed us in a most cordial manner.
I did not need to have them introduced to me by name, as I recognized
each readily from likenesses I had seen on earth.
Lord Byron’s countenance is much handsomer and more spiritualized
in expression than any portrait of him extant. I noticed that the
deformity of his foot, which had been a severe affliction to him on
earth, was no longer apparent.
Scott looked as good and as jovial as ever, and Tom Moore, the very
pink of perfection and elegance.
As for the Countess, when I last saw her on earth I thought her
incomparable. But whether it was through the cosmetic influences of
the spirit air, or from other causes, she had now become bewitchingly
beautiful.
After we had conversed awhile on general topics and I had answered
their questions in regard to the changes which had occurred in certain
terrestrial localities with which, they were familiar, the Countess
invited us out to survey the landscape from her balcony.
The view from this point was extremely romantic. Just beyond the
spacious park extended a lovely lake, whose waters were of a rich
golden-green color. Upon its limpid bosom several gondolas floated, and
gay parties waved their handkerchiefs to us from beneath the silken
hangings as they passed.
“Countess,” said I, after my eye had surveyed the fine landscape and
noble residence, “I am but a wandering Bohemian, and you must excuse
my audacity if I ask how it, is possible that in this “world of
shadows” you have surrounded yourself by so much that is beautiful and
substantial? You could not bring your title and your lands with you
from earth. Your jewels and costly raiment you must have left behind;
then whence comes all this wealth and luxury?”
The Countess smiled. “Ah,” said she, roguishly, “you did not study your
Bible lesson well if you did not learn that you could ’lay up treasures
in heaven.’ Why, all the time I was living on earth I had friends
working for me—admirers who had been drawing interest from my youthful
talent and had laid it up to my account. We go upon the tithe system
here, and ’render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s.”
She told me that works of interest which are published on earth are
reproduced in the spirit world and the author credited with a tithe of
what accrues from them.
Byron, Scott, and Moore have also been doing double duty while on
earth, and have been recompensed for their industry in the spirit world.
Byron, she privately informed me, had been united to the Mary of his
early love, and under her sweet womanly influence had lost much of the
misanthropy which had annoyed his friends in this life.
As my stay was short, I had only opportunity to converse with these men
of mark on general topics.
On the whole, we spent a very interesting morning, and, after partaking
of refreshments, we left, having inquired after Count D’Orsay, whom we
learned was then on a trip to earth. Bidding adieu to the Countess and
her friends, we started for the celebrated island called the “Golden
Nest,” which lies in a south-westerly direction from the Countess’s
villa.
After having travelled some hours in our own diligence (i.e., driven
through the air by our own will), moving along quite leisurely that we
might survey the country beneath us, we reached a group of beautiful
lakes, reminding me strongly in size and appearance of lakes Erie,
Huron, Michigan, and Superior, the famed lakes of my own native clime.
In the centre of the largest of these lakes lay the island we were
seeking. We descended like skilful aeronauts into the centre of a
group of happy children, who were playing like little fairies amid the
flowers blooming profusely everywhere.
Singling out two of the prettiest, we addressed them.
Directly a merry band gathered about us, answering our questions
intelligently and skipping before us to lead the way to the “Golden
Nest,” as the superb structure was called in which these little
soul-birds were sheltered.
Everywhere, as we advanced, our eyes lit upon pretty bands of children;
some swinging in the tree-boughs like birds, some waltzing in the air,
others sitting upon the green, chattering and singing, filling the
surrounding air with their melody.
Certainly it was a most enlivening sight to witness their enjoyment.
After having amused ourselves for a while with their gambols, we turned
our steps toward the Home.
The building was oval in form, and composed of a golden fleecy
incrustation from which it derived it, name. Within, the “Nest” was
like Aladdin’s palace.
Innumerable compartments, hung with silks and tissues of tender and.
harmonious colors, and decorated with birds’ plumage of varied hues,
arrested the eye. These spacious alcoves were each furnished with a
domed skylight, adorned with hanging tassels and glittering ornaments.
Ladies were busy in nearly all of these compartments in instructing
children under their care.
In some that I entered I was shown new-born babes not an hour old, torn
from their mothers’ bosoms on earth, and lying upon fleecy pillows,
attended by lovely women, who looked the angels which they were.
One of these gay baby-nests in which I lingered was decorated with
peculiar tastefulness, and seemed like a perfect aviary. Singular birds
of splendid plumage were perched on various projections about the
spacious apartment, warbling away like silver bells.
The lady of this chamber was engaged in teaching a little girl of some
two summers to mount to the skylight by her will.
This lady, I was informed, was the noble lady R——, so famed for her
charity on earth.
She was very gracious and communicative, and told me that some children
exercised their ability to rise in air more readily than others; that
the difficulties their instructor had to guard against were the fickle,
versatile nature of their wills, and their inability for continuous
thought. Their wayward minds could not be directed long at one point.
They would wander from the path like the poor little Babes in the Wood,
and on their way to special destinations, would change their thoughts,
unharness their will, and come suddenly down, sometimes in lonely and
unfrequented spots.
Owing to this dereliction, it was found difficult to make frequent
excursions to earth with them. Those attracted to their terrestrial
homes were attended by ladies who had them in charge, and who would
kindly accompany them, for one or two weeks, to visit their friends
upon earth.
I told her that I had lost a child some years ago, and had thought till
recently to find it still an infant.
Many cases of this kind, she said, had occurred under her observation.
People did not view the matter rationally. Ladies had called at the
“Golden Nest” to inquire for children that had left earth twenty or
thirty years ago, and it was painful to witness the distress they
exhibited when told that their children were grown men and women.
One lady had called there some three days since, and claimed as her own
a little child, an infant about two months old, who had been brought
from earth three weeks previous, while the child she had lost had been
in the spirit world seventeen years!
But no amount of argument would convince her that her child had grown
up, and that the infant she selected was not her own.
She was finally permitted to take the child away, as they knew it would
be properly cared for. Many of the children while young were thus
adopted.
“It appears marvellous,” remarked this noble lady, “that any parent
should wish to cramp the body and soul of his child by keeping it
in a state of infancy, when, if it had remained on earth, it would
necessarily have arrived at years of maturity.
“Nature does not suspend her operations in transplanting from earth to
heaven! The soul is formed for expansion, and surely the spirit world
is not the place to suppress unfoldment!”
As I listened to her intelligent conversation, I blushed to be reminded
of my own error in supposing my own darling, who had reached the
spirit world so long before, would greet me with the prattling talk of
babyhood!
Pleased with our visit and the information we had received, we bade
adieu to Lady R. and the “Golden Nest,” and pursued our flight in
another direction.
“Do let us next find out,” said I to Morris, “what they do here with
criminals; there must be many a wicked reprobate who arrives here from
earth fresh from murders and villanies of all sorts.”
As I spoke, two grave-looking gentlemen, whom I took to be either
doctors or judges, crossed the path before us, and I proposed to make
these inquiries of them.
Who should they prove to be but William Penn and the omnipresent
Benjamin Franklin!
“Yes, yes,” said Penn, in reply to our questions shaking his head
deprecatingly; “’tis too true; we are obliged to have what Swedenborg
calls “our hells,” for you send your criminals from earth so hardened
that we are compelled to keep them under guard. Come with us and we’ll
show you how we treat them.”
We were very glad of this opportune meeting, and followed with alacrity.
Presently, leaving the beautiful country far behind us, we came upon
a desert waste, and as I am extremely sensitive to conditions, I felt
somewhat like a criminal in passing through it. Having got safely over,
however, there burst upon our sight a scene of surpassing beauty; as
far as the eye could reach extended a most highly-cultivated district
of country.
Groves of fruit resembling the oranges and pineapples of our tropics,
noble trees like the palm, the fig, and date, were to be seen in every
quarter, rearing their boughs against the summer sky. The air was laden
with fragrance from tree and vine.
Great bunches of purple grapes like the fabled fruit of Canaan in the
Old Testament, a single bunch of which required two men to bear it,
drooped heavily from twining vines, while from many a bough and twig
swung golden, crimson, and cream-colored fruit, which fairly made one’s
mouth water.
It was a picture rich enough in color for a Claude or Turner.
“This is delicious,” said I to Penn. “Do tell us to what fairy prince
this magnificent land belongs!”
“We will show you the fairy prince himself, very soon,” said he. “Do
you see the tip of his castle yonder?”
I looked, and as we moved swiftly in the direction indicated an
unexpected spectacle loomed in sight. It was a building so delicate and
perfect in its structure that it appeared like a vision.
Pillars and arches, dome and architrave, were wrought in a style
exquisitely beautiful; the material of which it was composed seemed
like polished sea-shells, so transparent that you could see through it
the forms of the inmates.
“This,” said William Penn, “is one of our prisons. Let us enter.”
We followed in amazement, and were ushered into a hall hung with
paintings rich in design and color, while distributed around in
various alcoves were cases containing books and articles of curious
workmanship, of which I had not yet learned the use.
This hall formed the court within the main building.
From where we stood we could see hundreds of men in white suits moving
about. Some seemed engaged in conversation, others in sportive games,
and others in various employments.
“You do not mean to tell us that these men are prisoners,” said I.
“Yes; they have passed for years on earth a life of evil, yet all the
beauty you behold here is the work of their hands. Idleness is the
mother of crime. We teach them to become industrious, and surround them
with beauty to develop their love of harmony.
“Ignorance and poverty are supposed to be the principal causes of evil
on earth. But many fearful offences have been committed in high places
from thwarted love and ambition. We have many of that character in this
prison, but they are young. This is intended as a place to educate and
restrain men who would return to earth and incite impressible beings to
evil.
“The material of which this building is composed, though seemingly so
fragile, is a non-conductor of thought, and while detained within it
the inmates gradually free themselves from their old influences and
disorderly desires.
“Cultivating the fruits of the earth calls into action only their most
harmonious organs. A great mistake made by the legislators of earth is
in employing criminals in stone-cutting, or placing them in gangs, as
they do on the Continent, to work the rugged road.
“Employment of this kind awakens the very propensities which should be
subdued. The composing, softening influences induced by tilling the
soil would go far toward converting your evil men into good citizens.”
I was struck with the truthfulness of his suggestions, and put them
down in my note-book for the benefit of humanity, and now hand them
over to my readers for consideration.
After leaving this place we paid a visit to Edgar A. Poe,
whose unfortunate life on earth you are all familiar with. His
brilliant imagination we found as active as of old. He welcomed us
enthusiastically, and eagerly led us into a small theatre which he had
constructed and filled with most marvellous creations from his own
fancy. He inherited from his father and mother, who were actors, a love
for dramatic effect, and in theatrical impersonations he found some
vent for his exuberant imagination.
“Stand here,” said he, placing us near the entrance; “I have something
curious to show you.” He then suspended upon the stage a curtain, whose
peculiarity was its pure, soft blue color, like an Italian sky.
“Watch,” said he, pointing his uplifted finger to the hanging.
Presently appeared upon it figures like shadows on a phantasmagoria.
One form was that of a female sitting upon a low chair, apparently
reading a book.
“That,” said Poe, “is Miss D. I can control her and will her to reflect
her figure upon the curtain; and that man is T.L. Harris. It is my own
invention,” said he; “I studied it out and applied chemicals to my
canvas till it produced this sensitive surface. All I have to do is to
send my thoughts to them, and will them to appear, and there they are.
Coleridge has a similar curtain, and some few others. But it requires
a peculiar spirit brain to magnetize the subject sufficiently.” He
offered to show me in the same manner any friend of mine with whom he
could come in rapport.
This proposition delighted Morris and I, and we spent an agreeable
evening in seeing certain of our friends on earth thus revealed.
Some were busy eating at the time, the _gourmands_! Others, more
studious, were poring over books and papers, and one, whose name I
shall not mention, was reproduced in the very act of making love!
The, dear old faces awakened such sad memories, and the occupations
in which they were engaged were in the main so ludicrous, that we
were held between tears and laughter till after midnight. But that is
an Irish bull—for you must know that we have no night in the spirit
world. Our diurnal revolutions are so rapid, and the atmosphere so
magnetically luminous, that it is never dark here. But, however,
according to earth’s parlance, it was midnight before we got through.
I will now bid adieu to my friends and readers until we meet again.