Thomas Spring, a farmer,
aged 35.
Emily, his wife, the same
age.
Clara, his sister,
aged 21.
Jessie and Robin, the children
of Thomas and Emily, aged 10 and 8.
Joan, maid to Clara.
Miles Hooper, a rich
draper.
Luke Jenner, a farmer.
Lord Lovel.
George, aged 28.
A wood. It is a
morning in June.
George, carrying an empty
basket, comes slowly through the wood. On
reaching a fallen tree he sits down on it, placing his
basket on the ground. With his stick he absently
moves the grass and leaves that lie before him, and is so
deeply lost in his own thoughts that he does not hear the
approach of Miles and Luke until they are by his side.
Miles. Here’s the very
man to tell us all we want to know.
Luke. Why, if
’tisn’t George from Ox Lease.
[George half rises.
Miles. No, sit you down
again, my lad, and we’ll rest awhile by the side of
you.
Luke. That’s it,
Miles. Nothing couldn’t have fallen out better for
us, I’m thinking.
Miles. You’re about
right, Luke. Now, George, my man, we should very much
appreciate a few words with you.
George. [Taking up his
basket.] Morning baint the time for words,
masters. I count as words will keep till the set of
sun. ’Tis otherwise with work.
Miles. Work, why, George,
’tis clear you are come out but to gather flowers this
morning.
Luke. ’Tis the very
first time as ever I caught George an idling away of his time
like this.
George. ’Tis over to
Brook as I be going, masters, to fetch back a couple of young
chicken. Ourn be mostly old fowls, or pullets what do
lay.
Luke. I never heard tell of
young chicken being ate up at Ox Lease afore July was in.
George. Nor me neither,
master. Never heared nor seed such a thing. But
mistress, her says, you can’t sit a maid from town at table
unless there be poultry afore of she. They be rare nesh in
their feeding, maids from town, so mistress do say.
Miles. That just brings us to
our little matter, George. When is it that you expect the
young lady?
George. The boxes of they be
stacked mountains high in the bedroom since yesterday. And
I count as the maids will presently come on their own feet from
where the morning coach do set them down.
Luke. Nay, but there’s
only one maid what’s expected.
George. Miss Clara,
what’s master’s sister; and the serving wench of
she.
Miles. Well, George,
’twas a great day for your master when old Madam Lovel took
little Miss Clara to be bred up as one of the quality.
George. A water plant do grow
best by the stream, and a blossom, from the meadows, midst the
grass. Let each sort bide in the place where ’twas
seeded.
Miles. No, no, George, you
don’t know what you’re talking about. A little
country wench may bloom into something very modish and elegant,
once taken from her humble home and set amongst carpets of velvet
and curtains of satin. You’ll see.
George. ’Twould be a
poor thing for any one to be so worked upon by curtains, nor yet
carpets, master.
Miles. Take my word for it,
George, Ox Lease will have to smarten up a bit for this young
lady. I know the circles she has been moving in, and
’tis to the best of everything that she has been used.
George.
[Rising.] That’s what mistress do say.
And that’s why I be sent along down to Brook with haymaking
going on and all. Spring chicken with sparrow grass be the
right feeding for such as they. So mistress do count.
Miles. Stop a moment,
George. You have perhaps heard the letters from Miss Clara
discussed in the family from time to time.
George. Miss Clara did never
send but two letters home in all the while she was gone.
The first of them did tell as how th’ old lady was dead and
had left all of her fortune to Miss Clara. And the second
was to say as how her was coming back to the farm this
morning.
Luke. And hark you here,
George, was naught mentioned about Miss Clara’s fine
suitors in neither of them letters?
George. That I cannot say,
Master Jenner.
Miles. Nothing of their
swarming thick around her up in London, George?
George. They may be swarming
by the thousand for aught as I do know. They smells gold as
honey bees do smell the blossom. Us’ll have a good
few of them a-buzzing round the farm afore we’re many hours
older, so I counts.
Miles. Well, George,
that’ll liven up the place a bit, I don’t doubt.
Luke. ’Tis a bit of
quiet and no livening as Ox Lease do want. Isn’t that
so, George, my lad?
George. [Preparing to set
off.] I’ll say good morning to you,
masters. I count I’ve been and wasted a smartish time
already on the road. We be a bit hard pressed up at the
farm this day.
Miles. But George, my man, we
have a good many questions to ask of you before you set off.
George. Them questions will
have to bide till another time, I reckon. I’m got
late already, master.
[He hurries off.
Miles. Arriving by the
morning coach! I shall certainly make my call to the farm
before sunset. What do you say, Jenner?
Luke. You’re a rich
man, Miles, and I am poor. But we have always been
friends.
Miles. And our fathers before
us, Luke.
Luke. And the courting of the
same maid shall not come between us.
Miles. [Slowly.]
That’ll be all right, Luke.
Luke. What I do say is,
let’s start fair. Neck to neck, like.
Miles. As you please, my good
Luke.
Luke. Then, do you tell me
honest, shall I do in the clothes I’m a-wearing of now,
Miles?
Miles. [Regarding him
critically.] That neckerchief is not quite the thing,
Luke.
Luke. ’Tis my Sunday
best.
Miles. Step over to the High
Street with me, my lad. I’ve got something in the
shop that will be the very thing. You shall have it half
price for ’tis only a bit damaged in one of the
corners.
Luke. I’m sure
I’m very much obliged to you, Miles.
Miles. That’s all
right, Luke.
Luke. George would look
better to my thinking if there was a new coat to the back of
him.
Miles. Ah, poor beggar, he
would, and no mistake.
Luke. I warrant as Emily do
keep it afore him as how he was took in from off the road by
th’ old farmer in his day.
Miles. I flatter myself that
I have a certain way with the ladies. They come to me
confidential like and I tell them what’s what, and how
that, this or t’other is worn about town. But with
Missis Spring ’tis different. That’s a woman I
could never get the right side of no how.
Luke. Ah, poor Thomas!
There’s a man who goes down trod and hen scratched if you
like.
Miles. ’Tis altogether
a very poor place up at Ox Lease, for young Miss.
Luke. [Pulling out his
watch.] Time’s slipping on. What if we were
to stroll on to the shop and see about my neckerchief, Miles?
Miles. I’m sure
I’m quite agreeable, Luke. ’Twill help to pass
away the morning.
[He puts his arm in Luke’s and they go briskly off in
the direction of the village.
Clara, followed by Joan, comes through the wood.
Clara is dressed in a long,
rich cloak and wears a bonnet that is brightly trimmed with
feathers and ribbons. Joan
wears a cotton bonnet and small shawl. She
carries her mistress’s silken bag over her arm.
Clara. [Pointing to the
fallen tree.] There is the very resting place for
us. We will sit down under the trees for a while.
[She seats herself.
Joan. [Dusting the tree
with her handkerchief before she sits on it.] Have we
much further to go, mistress?
Clara. Only a mile or two, so
far as I can remember.
Joan. ’Tis rough work
for the feet, down in these parts, mistress.
Clara. If London roads were
paved with diamonds I’d sooner have my feet treading this
rugged way that leads to home.
Joan. What sort of a place
shall we find it when we gets there, mistress.
Clara. I was but seven when I
left them all, Joan. And that is fourteen years ago
to-day.
Joan. So many years may bring
about some powerful big changes, mistress.
Clara. But I dream that I
shall find all just as it was when I went away. Only that
Gran’ma won’t be there.
[There is a short silence during which Clara seems lost in thought.
Joan flicks the dust off her shoes
with a branch of leaves.
Joan. ’Tis the coaches
I do miss down in these parts.
Clara. I would not have
driven one step of the way this morning, Joan. In my fancy
I have been walking up from the village and through the wood and
over the meadows since many a day. I have not forgotten one
turn of the path.
Joan. The road has not
changed then, mistress?
Clara. No. But it does
not seem quite so broad or so fine as I remembered it to
be. That is all.
Joan. And very likely the
house won’t seem so fine neither, mistress, after the grand
rooms which you have been used to.
Joan. What company shall we
see there, mistress?
Clara. Well, there’s
Thomas, he is my brother, and Emily his wife. Then the two
children.
Clara. [After a short
silence, and as though to herself.] And there
was George.
Joan. Yes, mistress
Clara. Georgie seemed so big
and tall to me in those days. I wonder how old he really
was, when I was seven.
Joan. Would that be a younger
brother of yours, like, mistress
Clara. No, George minded the
horses and looked after the cows and poultry. Sometimes he
would drive me into market with him on a Saturday. And in
the evenings I would follow him down to the pool to see the
cattle watered.
Joan. I’m mortal
afeared of cows, mistress. I could never abide the sight
nor the sound of those animals.
Clara. You’ll soon get
over that, Joan.
Joan. And I don’t care
for poultry neither, very much. I goes full of fear when I
hears one of they old turkey cocks stamping about.
Clara. [Pulling up the
sleeve of her left arm.] There, do you see this little
scar? I was helping George to feed the ducks and geese when
the fierce gander ran after me and knocked me down and took a
piece right out of my arm.
Joan. [Looking intently on
the scar.] I have often seen that there mark,
mistress. And do you think as that old gander will be
living along of the poultry still?
Clara. I wish he might be,
Joan.
Joan. What with the cows and
the horses and the ganders, we shall go with our lives in our
hands, as you might say.
Clara. [As though to
herself.] When the days got colder, we would sit under
the straw rick, George and I. And he would sing to
me. Some of his songs, I could say off by heart this
day.
Joan. [Looking nervously
upward.] O do look at that nasty little thing dropping
down upon us from a piece of thread silk. Who ever put such
a thing up in the tree I’d like to know.
Clara. [Brushing it gently
aside.] That won’t hurt you—a tiny
caterpillar.
Joan. [After a
moment.] What more could the farm hand do,
mistress?
Clara. He would clasp on his
bells and dance in the Morris on certain days, Joan.
Joan. ’Tis to be hoped
as there’ll be some dancing or something to liven us all up
a bit down here.
Clara. Why, Joan, I believe
you’re tired already of the country.
Joan. ’Tis so powerful
quiet and heavy like, mistress.
Clara. ’Tis full of
sounds. Listen to the doves in the trees and the lambs
calling from the meadow.
Joan. I’d sooner have
the wheels of the coaches and the cries upon the street, and the
door bell a ringing every moment and fine gentlemen and ladies
being shewn up into the parlour.
Clara. [Stretching out her
arms.] O how glad I am to be free of all that.
And most of all, how glad to be ridded of one person.
Joan. His lordship will
perhaps follow us down here, mistress.
Clara. No, I have forbidden
it. I must have a month of quiet, and he is to wait that
time for his answer.
Joan. O mistress,
you’ll never disappoint so fine a gentleman.
Clara. You forget that Lord
Lovel and I have played together as children. It is as a
brother that I look upon him.
Joan. His lordship
don’t look upon you as a sister, mistress.
Clara. [Rising.]
That is a pity, Joan. But see, it is getting late and we
must be moving onwards.
[Joan rises and smoothes and
shakes out her skirt.
Clara. Here, loosen my cloak,
Joan, and untie the ribbons of my bonnet.
Joan. O mistress, keep the
pretty clothes upon you till you have got to the house.
Clara. No, no—such town
garments are not suited to the woods and meadows. I want to
feel the country breeze upon my head, and my limbs must be free
from the weight of the cloak. I had these things upon me
during the coach journey. They are filled with road dust
and I dislike them now.
Joan. [Unfastening the
cloak and untying the bonnet.] They are fresh and
bright for I brushed and shook them myself this morning.
Clara. [Retying a blue
ribbon which she wears in her hair.] I have taken a
dislike to them. See here, Joan, since you admire them,
they shall be yours.
Joan. Mine? The French
bonnet and the satin cloak?
Clara. To comfort you for the
pains of the country, Joan.
Joan. O mistress, let us stop
a moment longer in this quiet place so that I may slip them on
and see how they become me.
Clara. As you will.
Listen, that is the cuckoo singing.
Joan. [Throwing off her
cotton bonnet and shawl and dressing herself hastily in the
bonnet and cloak.] O what must it feel like to be a
grand lady and wear such things from dawn to bed time.
Clara. I am very glad to be
without them for a while. How good the air feels on my
head.
Joan. There, mistress, how do
I look?
Clara. Very nicely,
Joan. So nicely that if you like, you may keep them upon
you for the remainder of the way.
Joan. O mistress, may I
really do so?
Clara. Yes. And Joan,
do you go onwards to the farm by the quickest path which is
through this wood and across the high road. Anyone will
shew you where the place is. I have a mind to wander about
in some of the meadows which I remember. But I will join
you all in good time.
Joan. Very well,
mistress. If I set off in a few moments it will do, I
suppose? I should just like to take a peep at myself as I
am now, in the little glass which you carry in your silk bag.
Clara. [Going
off.] Don’t spend too much time looking at what
will be shewn you, Joan.
Joan. Never fear,
mistress. I’ll be there afore you, if I have to run
all the way. [Clara wanders
off.
[Joan sits down again on the
trunk of the fallen tree. She opens the silken
bag, draws out a small hand glass and looks long and
steadily at her own reflection. Then she glances
furtively around and, seeing that she is quite alone,
she takes a small powder box from the bag and hastily opening
it, she gives her face several hurried touches with the
powder puff.
Joan. [Surveying the
effect in the glass.] Just to take off the brown of my
freckles. Now if any one was to come upon me sitting here
they wouldn’t know as I was other than a real, high
lady. All covered with this nice cloak as I be, the French
bonnet on my head, and powder to my face, who’s to tell the
difference? But O—these must be hid first.
[She perceives her cotton bonnet and little shawl on the
ground. She hastily rolls them up in a small bundle
and stuffs them into the silken bag. Then she takes
up the glass and surveys herself again.
Joan. How should I act now if
some grand gentleman was to come up and commence talking to
me? Perhaps he might even take me for a lady of title in
these fine clothes, and ’twould be a pity to have to
undeceive him.
[She arranges her hair a little under the bonnet and then
lowers the lace veil over her face.
[Miles and Luke come slowly up behind her.
Miles nudges Luke with his elbow, signing to
him to remain where he is whilst he steps forward in front of
Joan.
Miles. Pardon me, madam, but
you appear to have mistook the way. Allow me to set you on
the right path for Ox Lease.
Joan. [Letting the mirror
fall on her lap and speaking very low.] How do you know
I am going to Ox Lease, sir?
Miles. You see, madam, I
happen to know that a stylish young miss from town is expected
there to-day.
Luke. [Coming forward and
speaking in a loud whisper.] Now Miles. I count
as you made one of the biggest blunders of the time. Our
young lady be journeying along of her servant wench. This
one baint she.
Miles. If we have made a
small error, madam, allow me to beg your pardon.
Joan. Don’t mention it,
sir. Everyone is mistaken sometimes.
Luke. Well, I’m
powerful sorry if we have given any offence, mam.
Joan. [Looking up at
Luke with sudden boldness and
speaking in a slow, affected voice.]
There’s nothing to make so much trouble about, sir.
Miles. Can we be of any
assistance to you, madam? The wood may appear rather dense
at this point.
Joan. That it does.
Dense and dark—and the pathway! My goodness, but my
feet have never travelled over such rough ground before.
Muss. That I am sure of, madam. I have no doubt
that the delicate texture of your shoes has been sadly treated by
our stones and ruts.
Joan. [Insensibly pulling
her skirts over her thick walking shoes.] Well,
it’s vastly different to London streets, where I generally
take exercise—at least when I’m not a-riding in the
coach.
Miles. The country is but a
sad place at the best, Miss Clara Spring.
Joan. [Looking round
furtively and speaking in a whisper.] O, how did you
guess my—my name?
Luke. Come,
’twasn’t a hard matter, that.
Miles. Missey can command my
services.
Joan. [Rallying,
and standing up.] Then gentlemen, do you walk a bit
of the road with me and we could enjoy some conversation as we go
along.
Luke. [Offering his
arm.] You take my arm, Miss Clara—do—.
Miles. [Also offering his
arm.] I shall also give myself the pleasure of
supporting Miss.
Joan. [Taking an arm of
each.] O thank you, kindly gentlemen. Now we
shall journey very comfortably, I am sure.
[They all set out walking in the direction of the
farm.
The kitchen of Ox Lease Farm. There are three
doors. One opens to the staircase, one to the
garden and a third into the back kitchen. At a table
in the middle of the room Emily
stands ironing some net window curtains. Jessie and Robin lean against the table watching
her. By the open doorway, looking out on the
garden, stands Thomas, a
mug of cider in one hand and a large slice of bread in the
other. As he talks, he takes alternate drinks
and bites.
Emily. [Speaking in a
shrill, angry voice.] Now Thomas, suppose you
was to take that there bread a step further away and eat it in
the garden, if eat it you must, instead of crumbling it all over
my clean floor.
Thomas. Don’t you be so
testy, Emily. The dogs’ll lick the crumbs up as clean
as you like presently.
Emily. Dogs? I’d
like to see the dog as’ll shew its nose in here to-day when
I’ve got it all cleaned up against the coming of fine young
madam.
Thomas. [Finishing his
bread and looking wistfully at his empty hand.] The
little maid’ll take a brush and sweep up her daddy’s
crumbs, now, won’t her?
Emily. I’ll give it to
any one who goes meddling in my brush cupboard now that
I’ve just put all in order against the prying and nozzling
of the good-for-nothing baggage what’s coming along with
your sister.
Robin. What’s baggage,
Mother?
Emily.
[Sharply.] Never you mind. Get and take your
elbow off my ironing sheet.
Jessie. [Looking at her
father.] I count as you’d like a piece more
bread, Dad?
Thomas. Well, I don’t
say but ’twouldn’t come amiss. ’Tis
hungry work in th’ hayfield. And us be to go without
our dinners this day, isn’t that so, Emily?
Emily. [Slamming down her
iron on the stand.] If I’ve told you once,
I’ve told you twenty times, ’twas but the one pair of
hands as I was gived at birth. Now, what have you got to
say against that, Thomas?
Thomas.
[Sheepishly.] I’m sure I don’t know.
Emily. And if so be as
I’m to clean and wash and cook, and run, and wait, and
scour, and mend, for them lazy London minxes, other folk must go
without hot cooking at mid-day.
Thomas.
[Faintly.] ’Twasn’t nothing cooked,
like. ’Twas a bit of bread as I did ask for.
Jessie. [Getting
up.] I’ll get it for you, Dad. I know where
the loaf bides and the knife too. I’ll cut you, O
such a large piece.
Emily. [Seizing her
roughly by the hand.] You’ll do nothing of the
sort. You’ll take this here cold iron into Maggie and
you’ll bring back one that is hot. How am I to get
these curtains finished and hung and all, by the time the dressed
up parrots come sailing in, I’d like to know.
[Jessie runs away with the
iron.
Thomas. [Setting down his
mug and coming to the table.] I’d leave the
windows bare if it was me, Emily. The creeping rose do form
the suitablest shade for they, to my thinking.
Emily. That shews how much
you know about it, Thomas. No, take your hands from off my
table. Do you think as I wants dirty thumbs shewing all
over the clean net what I’ve washed and dried and ironed,
and been a-messing about with since ’twas light?
Thomas. Now that’s what
I be trying for to say. There’s no need for you to go
and work yourself into the fidgets, Emily, because of little
Clara coming back. Home’s home. And
’twon’t be neither the curtains nor the hot dinner as
Clara will be thinking of when her steps into th’ old place
once more.
Jessie. [Running back with
the hot iron which she sets down on the table.] What
will Aunt Clara be thinking of then, Dad?
Thomas. [Shy and abashed
under a withering glance from Emily who has taken up the iron and is
slamming it down on the net.] Her’ll remember,
very like, how ’twas when her left—some fourteen year
ago. And her’ll have her eyes on
Gran’ma’s chair, what’s empty.
Robin. I should be thinking
of the hot fowl and sparrow grass what’s for dinner.
Thomas. And her’ll look
up to th’ old clock, and different things what’s
still in their places. The grand parts where she have been
bred up will be forgot. ’Twill be only home as
her’ll think on.
Emily. I haven’t
patience to listen to such stuff.
Thomas. [After a
pause.] I count that ’tisn’t likely as a
young woman what’s been left riches as Clara have, would
choose to make her home along of such as we for always, like.
Emily. We have perches and
plenty of them for barn door poultry, but when it comes to
roosting spangled plumes and fancy fowls, no thank you, Thomas,
I’m not going to do it.
Robin. Do let us get and
roost some fancy fowls, Mother.
Jessie. What are spangled
plumes, Mother?
Emily.
[Viciously.] You’ll see plenty of them
presently.
Robin. Will Aunt Clara bring
the fowls along of she?
[A slight pause during which Emily irons vigorously.
Emily. [As she
irons.] Some folk have all the honey. It do
trickle from the mouths of them and down to the ground.
Robin. Has Aunt Clara got her
mouth very sticky, then?
Emily. And there be others
what are born to naught but crusts and the vinegar.
Jessie. Like you,
Mother—Least, that’s what Maggie said this
morning.
Emily. What’s that?
Jessie. That ’twas in
the vinegar jar as your tongue had growed, Mother.
Emily. I’ll learn that
wench to keep her thoughts to herself if she can’t fetch
them out respectful like. [Shouting.] Mag,
come you here this minute—what are you after now, I’d
like to know, you ugly, idle piece of mischief?
[Maggie, wiping a plate comes
from the back kitchen.
Maggie. Was you calling,
mistress?
Emily. What’s this
you’ve got saying to Miss Jessie, I should like to
know.
Jessie. [Running to
Maggie and laying her hand on her
arm.] Dear Maggie, ’tis only what you did tell
about poor mother’s tongue being in the vinegar jar.
Maggie. O Miss Jessie.
Emily. Hark you here, my
girl—if ’twasn’t hay time you should bundle up
your rags and off with you this minute. But as ’tis
awkward being short of a pair of hands just now, you’ll
bide a week or two and then you’ll get outside of my door
with no more character to you nor what I took you with.
Thomas. Come, come
Emily. The girl’s a good one for to work, and that
she is.
Emily. Be quiet,
Thomas. This is my business, and you’ll please to
keep your words till they’re wanted.
Maggie. O mistress, I
didn’t mean no harm, I didn’t.
Emily. I don’t want no
words nor no tears neither.
Maggie. [Beginning to cry
loudly.] I be the only girl as have stopped with you
more nor a month, I be. T’others wouldn’t bide
a day, some of them.
Emily. Be quiet. Back
to your work with you. And when the hay is all carried, off
with you, ungrateful minx, to where you came from.
Jessie. O let us keep her
always, Mother, she’s kind.
Robin. Don’t you cry,
Mag. I’ll marry you when I’m a big man like
Daddy.
Thomas. Harken to them,
Emily! She’s been a good maid to the children.
I’d not part with any one so hasty, if ’twas me.
Emily. [Very
angrily.] When I want your opinion, Thomas, I’ll
ask for it. Suppose you was to go out and see after
something which you do understand.
Thomas. O I’ll go down
to the field fast enough, I can tell you. ’Twas only
being hungered as drove me into the hornets’ nest, as you
might say.
Emily. [Ironing
fiercely.] What’s that?
Thomas. Nothing. I did
only say as I was a-going back to the field when George do come
home.
Emily. There again. Did
you ever know the man to be so slow before. I warrant as he
have gone drinking or mischiefing down at the Spotted Cow instead
of coming straight home with they chicken.
Thomas. Nay, nay.
George is not the lad to do a thing like that. A quieter
more well bred up lad nor George never trod in shoes.
Emily [Glancing at Maggie.] What are you tossing your
head like that for, Maggie? Please to recollect as
you’re a lazy, good-for-nothing little slut of a maid
servant, and not a circus pony all decked out for the show.
Jessie. Maggie’s fond
of Georgie. And Georgie’s kind to Mag.
Maggie.
[Fearfully.] O don’t, Miss Jessie, for
goodness sake.
Emily.
[Viciously.] I’ll soon put an end to anything
in that quarter.
Thomas. Now, Emily—take
it quiet. Why, we shall have Clara upon us before us knows
where we are.
Emily. [Folding the
curtains.] I’ll settle her too, if she comes
before I’m ready for her.
Robin. [Pointing through
the open.] There’s George, coming with the
basket.
[George comes into the
room. He carefully rubs his feet on the mat as he
enters. Then he advances to the table.
Maggie dries her eyes with the back
of her hand. Jessie is
standing with her arm in Maggie’s.
Emily. Well, and where have
you been all this while, I’d like to know?
George. To Brook Farm, mam,
and home.
Emily. You’ve been up
to some mischief on the way, I warrant.
Thomas. Come, Emily.
[George looks calmly into
Emily’s face.
Then his gaze travels leisurely round the room.
George. I was kept waiting
while they did pluck and dress the chicken.
Emily. [Lifting the cloth
covering the basket, and looking within it.]
I’d best have gone myself. Of all the thick-headed
men I ever did see, you’re the thickest. Upon my word
you are.
George. What’s wrong
now, mistress?
Emily. ’Taint chicken
at all what you’ve been and fetched me.
George. I’ll be blowed
if I do know what ’tis then.
Emily. If I’d been
given a four arms and legs at birth same as th’ horses,
I’d have left a pair of them at home and gone and done the
job myself, I would. And then you should see what I’d
have brought back.
George. You can’t
better what I’ve got here. From the weight it might
be two fat capons. So it might.
Emily. [Seizing the basket
roughly.] Here, Mag, off into the pantry with
them. A couple of skinny frogs from out the road ditch
would have done as well. And you, Jess, upstairs with these
clean curtains and lay them careful on the bed. I’ll
put them to the windows later.
Thomas. George, my boy, did
you meet with any one on the way, like?
Emily. You’d best ask
no questions if you don’t want to be served with lies,
Thomas.
George. [Throwing a glance
of disdain at Emily.] Miles
Hooper and Farmer Jenner was taking the air ’long of one
another in the wood, master.
Thomas. Miles Hooper and Luke
a-taking of the air, and of a weekday morning!
George. That they was,
master. And they did stop I—
Emily. Ah, now you’ve
got it, Thomas. Now we shall know why George was upon the
road the best part of the day and me kept waiting for the
chicken.
George.
[Steadily.] Sunday clothes to the back of both of
them. And, when was Miss Clara expected up at home.
Thomas. Ah, ’tis a fair
commotion all over these parts already, I warrant. There
wasn’t nothing else spoke of in market last time, but how
as sister Clara with all her money was to come home.
Jessie. [Coming
back.] I’ve laid the curtains on the bed, shall I
gather some flowers and set them on the table, mother?
Emily. I’d like to see
you! Flowers in the bedroom? I never heard tell of
such senseless goings on. What next, I’d like to
know?
George. Miss Clara always did
fill a mug of clover blooms and set it aside of her bed when her
was a little thing—so high.
Jessie. Do you remember our
fine aunt, then, Georgie?
George. I remembers Miss
Clara right enough.
Emily. Don’t you
flatter yourself, George, as such a coxsy piece of town goods
will trouble herself to remember you.
Thomas. The little maid had a
good enough heart to her afore she was took away from us.
Jessie. Do you think our aunt
Clara has growed into a coxsy town lady, George?
George. No, I do not, Miss
Jessie.
Emily. [Beginning to stir
about noisily as she sets the kitchen in order.] Get
off with you to the field, Thomas, can’t you.
I’ve had enough to do as ’tis without a great hulking
man standing about and taking up all the room.
Thomas. Come, George,
us’ll clear out down to th’ hay field, and snatch a
bite as we do go.
George. That’s it,
master.
Emily. [Calling angrily
after them.] There’s no dinner for no one to-day,
I tell you.
[Thomas and George go out of the back kitchen
door. Emily begins
putting the irons away, folding up the ironing sheet and
setting the chairs back against the wall.
[Jessie and Robin, from their places at the
table, watch her intently.
Emily. [As she moves
about.] ’Twouldn’t be half the upset if the
wench was coming by herself, but to have a hussy of a serving
maid sticking about in the rooms along of us, is more nor I can
stand.
[She begins violently to sweep up the hearth.
[Steps are heard outside.
Jessie. Hark, what’s
that, mother?
Emily. I’ll give it to
any one who wants to come in here.
Jessie. [Running to the
open door.] They’re coming up the path.
’Tis our fine auntie and two grand gentlemen either side of
she.
Robin. [Running also to
the door.] O I want to look on her too.
Emily. [Putting the broom
in a corner.] ’Tis no end to the vexation.
But she’ll have to wait on herself. I’ve no
time to play the dancing bear. And that I’ve not.
[Joan, between Miles Hooper and Luke Jenner, comes up to the open
door.
Miles. [To
Jessie.] See here, my little maid, what’ll you
give Mister Hooper for bringing this pretty lady safe up to the
farm?
Jessie. I know who ’tis
you’ve brought. ’Tis my Aunt Clara.
Luke. You’re a smart
little wench, if ever there was one.
Robin. I know who ’tis,
too, ’cause of the spangled plumes in the bonnet of
she. Mother said as there’d be some.
Emily. [Coming
forward.] Well, Clara, if ’twas by the morning
coach as you did come, you’re late. If ’twas by
th’ evening one, you’re too soon by a good few
hours.
Miles. Having come by the
morning coach, Miss Clara had the pleasant fancy to stroll here
through the woodlands, Missis Spring.
Luke. Ah, and ’twas
lost on the way as we did find her, like a strayed sheep.
Miles. And ours has been the
privilege to bring the fair wanderer safely home.
Emily. [Scornfully
looking Joan over from head to
foot.] Where’s that serving wench of yours got
to, Clara?
Miles. Our young missy had a
wish for solitude. She sent her maid on by another
road.
Emily. The good-for-nothing
hussy. I warrant as she have found something of mischief
for her idle hands to do.
Miles. If I may venture to
say so, our Miss Clara is somewhat fatigued by her long
stroll. London young ladies are very delicately framed,
Missis Spring.
Emily. [Pointing
ungraciously.] There’s chairs right in front of
you.
[Miles and Luke lead Joan forward, placing her in an
armchair with every attention. Joan sinks into it, and,
taking a little fan from the silken bag on her arm,
begins to fan herself violently.
Emily. [Watching her with
fierce contempt.] Maybe as you’d like my kitchen
wench to come and do that for you, Clara, seeing as your fine
maid is gadding about the high roads instead of minding what it
concerns her to attend to.
Joan. [Faintly.]
O no, thank you. The day is rather warm—that’s
all.
Emily. Warm, I should think
it was warm in under of that great white curtain.
Jessie. Aunt Clara, I’m
Jessie.
Joan. Are you, my dear?
Robin. And I’m
Robin.
Miles. Now, I wager, if you
are both good little children, this pretty lady will give you
each a kiss.
Joan. [Faintly.]
To be sure I will.
Jessie. Then you’ll
have to take off that white thing from your face.
’Tis like what mother do spread over the currant bushes to
keep the birds from the fruit.
[Joan slowly raises her
veil, showing her face.
Jessie. Shall I give you a
kiss, Aunt?
Emily. I’d be careful
if I was you, Jess. Fine ladies be brittle as fine
china.
Jessie. O I’ll kiss her
very lightly, Mother.
[She goes up to Joan and
kisses her. Robin then
reaches up his face and Joan
kisses him.
Robin. [Rubbing his
mouth.] The flour do come from Aunt same as it does
from a new loaf.
Miles. [To Joan.] You must pardon these ignorant
little country brats, Miss Clara.
Joan. O there’s nothing
amiss, thank you.
Emily. Amiss, who said as
there was? When folks what can afford to lodge at the inn
do come down and fasten theirselves on the top of poor people,
they must take things as they do find them and not start
grumbling at the first set off.
Luke. There, there, Missis
Spring. There wasn’t naught said about
grumbling. But Miss Clara have come a smartish long
distance, and it behoves us all as she should find summat of a
welcome at the end of her journey, like.
Miles. [Aside to Joan.] How strange this country tongue
must fall on your ears, Miss Clara!
Joan. I don’t
understand about half of what they say.
Emily. [Overhearing
her.] O, you don’t, don’t you. Well,
Clara, I was always one for plain words, and I say ’tis a
pity when folks do get above the position to which they was bred,
and for all the fine satins and plumes upon you, the body
what’s covered by them belongs to Clara Spring,
what’s sister to Thomas. And all the world knows what
Thomas is—A poor, mean spirited, humble born man with but
two coats to the back of him, and with not a thought to the mind
of him which is not foolishness. And I judge from by what
they be in birth, and not by the bags of gold what have been left
them by any old madams in their dotage. So now you see how
I takes it all and you and me can start fair, like.
Joan. [To Luke.] O Mister—Mister Jenner, I
feel so faint.
Miles. [Taking her
fan.] Allow me. [He begins to fan
her.] I assure you she means nothing by it.
It’s her way. You see, she knows no better.
Luke. I’d fetch out
summat for her to eat if I was you, missis. ’Tis
famished as the poor young maid must be.
Emily. She should have come
when ’twas meal time then. I don’t hold with
bites nor drinks in between whiles.
Joan. O I’m dying for a
glass of milk—or water would do as well.
Miles. My dear young
lady—anything to oblige. [Turning to
Jessie.] Come, my little maid, see if you can’t
make yourself useful in bringing a tray of refreshment for your
auntie. And you [turning to Robin] trot off and help
sister.
Emily. Not if I know
it. Stop where you are, Jess. Robin, you dare to
move. If Clara wants to eat and drink I’m afeared she
must wait till supper time.
Robin. There be chicken and
sparrow grass for supper, Aunt.
Jessie. And a great pie of
gooseberries.
Joan. [Faintly.]
O I couldn’t touch a mouthful of food, don’t speak to
me about it.
Robin. I likes talking of
dinner. After I’ve done eating of it, I likes next
best to talk about it.
Luke. See here, missis.
Let’s have a glass of summat cool for Miss Clara.
Emily. [Calling
angrily.] Maggie, Maggie, where are you, you great
lazy-boned donkey?
Maggie. [Comes in from the
back kitchen, her apron held to her eyes.] Did
you call me, mistress?
Emily. Get up a bucket of
water from the well. Master’s sister wants a
drink.
Maggie. [Between
sobs.] Shall I bring it in the bucket, or would the
young lady like it in a jug?
Emily. [With
exasperation.] There’s no end to the worriting
that other folks do make.
Jessie. Let me go and help
poor Maggie, mother.
Robin. [To Joan.] Do you know what Maggie’s
crying for, Aunt Clara?
Joan. I’m sure I
don’t, little boy.
Robin. ’Tis because
she’s got to go. Mother’s sent her off.
’Twas what she said of mother’s tongue.
Emily. [Roughly taking
hold of Robin and Jessie.] Come you along with me, you
ill-behaved little varmints. ’Tis the back kitchen
and the serving maid as is the properest place for such as
you. I’ll not have you bide ’mongst the company
no longer. [She goes out with the children and followed
by Maggie.]
[Directly they have left the room Joan, whose manner has been nervously
shrinking, seems to recover herself and she assumes a
languid, artificial air, badly imitating the ways
of a lady of fashion.
Joan. [Fanning herself
with her handkerchief and her fan.] Well, I never did
meet with such goings on before.
Miles. You and I know how
people conduct themselves in London, Miss Clara. We must
not expect to find the same polite ways down here.
Luke. Come now,
’tisn’t so bad as all that with we. There baint
many what has the tongue of mistress yonder.
Joan. I’m quite unused
to such people.
Luke. And yet, Miss Clara,
’tisn’t as though they were exactly strangers to you
like.
Joan. They feel as good as
strangers to me, any way.
Miles. Ah, how well I
understand that, Miss. ’Tisn’t very often as we
lay a length of fine silken by the side of unbleached woollen at
my counters.
Joan. I could go through with
it better perhaps, if I didn’t feel so terrible faint and
sinking.
Luke. [Going to the back
kitchen door.] Here, Maggie, stir yourself up a
bit. The lady is near fainting, I do count.
Jessie. [Runs in with a
tray on which is a jug of water and a glass.] I’m
bringing the drink for Aunt, Mr. Jenner. Maggie’s
crying ever so badly, and Mother’s sent her upstairs to
wash her face and put her hair tidy.
[Jessie puts the tray on the
table near to where Joan is
sitting. Miles Hoofer
busies himself in pouring out a glass of water and in handing
it with a great deal of exaggerated deference to Joan.
Joan.
[Drinking.] Such a coarse glass!
Miles. Ah, you must let me
send you up one from my place during your stay here. Who
could expect a lady to drink from such a thing as that?
Joan. [Laying aside the
glass.] There’s a taste of mould in the water
too.
Jessie. It’s
fresh. Mother drawed it up from the well, she did.
Joan. [Looking
disdainfully round on the room.] Such a strange
room. So very common.
Luke. Nay, you mustn’t
judge of the house by this. Don’t you recollect the
parlour yonder, with the stuffed birds and the chiney
cupboard?
Joan. [Looking round
again.] Such an old-fashioned place as this I never did
see. ’Tis a low sort of room too, no carpet on the
boards nor cloth to the table, nor nothing elegant.
Miles. Ah, we find the
mansions in town very different to a country farm house,
don’t we Miss?
Joan. I should think we did,
Mister Hooper. Why, look at that great old wooden chair by
the hearth? Don’t it look un-stylish, upon my word,
with no cushions to it nor nothing.
Jessie. [Coming quite
close to Joan and looking
straight into her face.] That’s great
gran’ma’s chair, what Dad said you’d be best
pleased for to see.
[Joan looks very confused and
begins to fan herself hastily.
Jessie. And th’ old
clock’s another thing what Dad did say as you’d look
upon.
Joan. O the old clock’s
well enough, to be sure.
Jessie. I did want to gather
a nosegay of flowers to set in your bedroom, Aunt, but Mother,
she said, no.
Joan.
[Languidly.] I must say I don’t see any
flowers blooming here that I should particular care about having
in my apartment.
Jessie. And Father said as
how you’d like to smell the blossoms in the garden.
And Georgie told as how you did use to gather the clover blooms
when you was a little girl and set them by you where you did
sleep.
Joan. [Crossly.]
O run away, child, I’m tired to death with all this
chatter. How would you like to be so pestered after such a
travel over the rough country roads as I have had?
Luke. Now, my little maid,
off you go. Take back the tray to Mother, and be careful as
you don’t break the glasses on it.
Jessie. [Taking up the
tray.] I’m off to play in the hayfield along of
Robin, then.
[Luke opens the back kitchen
door for her and she goes out. Meanwhile Miles has taken up the fan and is
fanning Joan, who leans back in
her chair with closed eyes and exhausted look.
Luke. [Coming to her side
and sitting down.] ’Twill seem more homelike when
Thomas do come up from the field.
Joan. [Raising herself and
looking at him.] You mustn’t trouble about me,
Mister Jenner. I shall be quite comfortable presently.
[The back door opens and Maggie comes hurriedly in.
Maggie. Please, mistress,
there be a young person a-coming through the rick yard.
Joan.
[Nervously.] A young person?
Maggie. Mistress be at the
gooseberries a-gathering of them, and the children be gone off to
th’ hay field.
Miles. ’Tis very likely
your serving maid, dear Miss. Shall I fetch the young woman
in to you?
Joan. My maid, did you
say? My maid?
Luke. Ah, depend on it,
’tis she.
Maggie. The young person do
have all the looks of a serving wench, mistress. She be
tramping over the yard with naught but a white handkerchief over
the head of she and a poking into most of the styes and a-calling
of the geese and poultry.
Luke. That’s her, right
enough. Bring her in, Mag.
Joan.
[Agitatedly.] No, no—I mean—I want to
see her particular—and alone. I’ll go to meet
her. You—gentlemen—[Maggie goes slowly into the back
kitchen.
Miles. [Placing a chair
for Joan.] Delicate ladies
should not venture out into the heat at this time of day.
Joan. [With sudden
resolution ignoring the chair and going to the window.]
Then, do you two kind gentlemen take a stroll in the
garden. I have need of the services of my—my young
woman. But when she has put me in order after the dusty
journey, I shall ask you to be good enough to come back and while
away an hour for me in this sad place.
Miles.
[Fervently.] Anything to oblige a lady, miss.
Luke. That’s
right. Us’ll wait while you do lay aside your
bonnet.
[Miles and Luke go out through the garden
door. Miles, turning to
bow low before he disappears. Joan stands as though distraught in the
middle of the room. Through the open door of the
back kitchen the voices of Clara
and Maggie are distinctly
heard.
Clara. Is no one at home
then?
Maggie. Ah, go you straight
on into the kitchen, you’ll find whom you be searching for
in there. I’d take and shew you in myself only
I’m wanted down to th’ hayfield now.
Clara. Don’t put
yourself to any trouble about me. I know my way.
[Clara comes into the
kitchen. She has tied a white handkerchief over her
head, and carries a bunch of wildflowers in her
hands.
Clara. Still in your cloak
and bonnet! Why, I thought by now you would have unpacked
our things and made yourself at home.
Joan. [Joining her hands
supplicatingly and coming towards Clara, speaking almost in a
whisper.] O mistress, you’ll never guess what
I’ve been and done. But ’twasn’t all my
fault at the commencement.
Clara. [Looking her over
searchingly.] You do look very disturbed, Joan, what
has happened?
Joan. ’Twas the fine
bonnet and cloak, mam. ’Twas they as did it.
Clara. Did what?
Joan. Put the thought into my
head, like.
Clara. What thought?
Joan. As how ’twould
feel to be a real grand lady, like you, mistress.
Clara. What then, Joan?
Joan. So I began to pretend
all to myself as how that I was one, mistress.
Clara. Come, tell me all.
Joan. And whilst I was sat
down upon that fallen tree, and sort of pretending to myself, the
two gentlemen came along.
Clara. What gentlemen?
Joan. Gentlemen as was after
courting you, mistress.
Clara. Courting me?
Joan. Yes, and they commenced
speaking so nice and respectful like.
Clara. Go on, Joan,
don’t be afraid.
Joan. It did seem to fall in
with the game I was a-playing with myself. And then, before
I did know how, ’twas they was both of them a-taking me for
you, mam.
Clara. And did you not
un-deceive them, Joan?
Joan. [Very
ashamedly.] No, mam.
Clara. You should have told
them the truth about yourself at once.
Joan. O I know I should have,
mistress. But there was something as held me back when I
would have spoke the words.
Clara. I wonder what that
could have been?
Joan. ’Twas them being
such very nice and kind gentlemen. And, O mistress,
you’ll not understand it, because you’ve told me many
times as the heart within you have never been touched by
love.
Clara. [Suddenly sitting
down.] And has yours been touched to-day, Joan, by
love?
Joan. That it have,
mistress. Love have struck at it heavily.
Clara. Through which of the
gentlemen did it strike, Joan?
Joan. Through both.
Leastways, ’tis Mister Jenner that my feelings do go out
most quickly to, mistress. But ’tis Mister Hooper who
do court the hardest and who has the greatest riches like.
Clara. Well, and what do you
want me to do or to say now, Joan?
Joan. See here, mistress, I
want you to give me a chance. They’ll never stoop to
wed me if they knows as I’m but a poor serving maid.
Clara. Your dressing up as a
fine lady won’t make you other than what you are, Joan.
Joan. Once let me get the
fish in my net, mistress.
Clara. Are you proposing to
catch the two, Joan?
Joan. I shall take the one as
do offer first, mistress.
Clara. That’ll be
Mister Hooper, I should think.
Joan. I should go riding in
my own chaise, mistress, if ’twas him.
Clara. But, Joan, either of
these men would have to know the truth before there could be any
marriage.
Joan. I knows that full well,
mistress. But let one of them just offer hisself. By
that time my heart and his would be so closely twined together
like, ’twould take more nor such a little thing as my
station being low to part us.
[Clara sits very still for a few
moments, looking straight before her, lost in
thought. Joan sinks on to
a chair by the table as though suddenly tired out, and she
begins to cry gently.
Clara. Listen, Joan.
I’m one for the straight paths. I like to walk in
open fields and over the bare heath. Only times come when
one is driven to take to the ways which are set with bushes and
with briars.
Joan. [Lifting her head
and drying her eyes.] O mistress, I feel to be asking
summat as is too heavy for you to give.
Clara. But for a certain
thing, I could never have lent myself to this acting game of
yours, Joan.
Joan. No, mistress?
Clara. Only that, to-day, my
heart too has gone from my own keeping.
Joan. O mistress, you
don’t mean to say as his lordship have followed us down
already.
Clara.
[Scornfully.] His lordship! As if I should be
stirred by him!
Joan. [Humbly.]
Who might it be, mistress, if I may ask?
Clara. ’Tis one who
would never look upon me with thoughts of love if I went to him
as I am now, Joan.
Joan. I can’t rightly
understand you, mam.
Clara. My case is just the
same as yours, Joan. You say that your fine gentlemen would
not look upon a serving maid.
Joan. I’m certain of
it, mistress.
Clara. And the man I—I
love will never let his heart go out to mine with the heaviness
of all these riches lying between us.
Joan. I count that gold do
pave the way for most of us, mistress.
Clara. So for this once, I
will leave the clear high road, Joan. And you and I will
take a path that is set with thorns. Pray God they do not
wound us past healing at the end of our travel.
Joan. O mistress,
’twill be a lightsome journey for me.
Clara. But the moment that
you reach happiness, Joan, remember to confess.
Joan. There won’t be
nothing to fear then, mistress.
Clara. Make him love you for
yourself, Joan. O we must each tie the heart of our true
love so tightly to our own that naught shall ever be able to cut
the bonds.
Joan. Yes, mistress, and
I’m sure I’m very much obliged to you.
Clara. Ah, I am lending
myself to all this, because I, too, have something to win or
lose.
Joan. Where did you meet him,
mistress?
Clara. I did not meet
him. I stood on the high ground, and he passed below.
His face was raised to the light, and I saw its look. I
think my love for him has always lain asleep in my heart,
Joan. But when he passed beneath me in the meadow, it
awoke.
Joan. O mistress, what sort
of an appearance has the gentleman?
Clara. I don’t know how
to answer you, Joan.
Joan. I count as it would
take a rare, grand looking man for to put his lordship into the
shadow, like.
Clara. You are right there,
Joan. But now we must talk of your affairs. Your fine
courtiers will be coming in presently and you must know how to
receive them in a good way.
Joan. That’s what do
hamper me dreadful, my speech and other things. How would
it be if you was to help me a little bit, like?
Clara. With all my heart.
Joan. How should I act so not
to be found out, mistress?
Clara. You must speak little,
and low. Do not show haste in your goings and
comings. Put great care into your way of eating and
drinking.
Joan. O that will be a
fearsome hard task. What else?
Clara. You must be sisterly
with Thomas.
Joan. I’d clean forgot
him. I don’t doubt but what he’ll ferret out
the truth in no time.
Clara. I don’t think
so. I was but a little child when I left him. He will
not remember how I looked. And our colouring is alike,
Joan.
Joan. ’Tis the eating
and drinking as do play most heavily upon my mind, mistress.
Clara. Then think of these
words as you sit at table. Eat as though you were not
hungry and drink as though there were no such thing as
thirst. Let your hands move about your plate as if they
were too tired to lift the knife and fork.
[Joan, darts to the
dresser—seizes up a plate with a knife and fork,
places them on the table and sits down before them,
pretending to cut up meat. Clara watches her smilingly.
Joan. [Absently,
raising the knife to her mouth.] How’s that,
mistress?
Clara. Not so, not so,
Joan. That might betray you.
Joan. What, mistress?
Clara. ’Tis the fork
which journeys to the mouth, and the knife stops at home on the
plate.
Joan.
[Dispiritedly.] ’Tis almost more than I did
reckon for when I started.
Clara. Well, we mustn’t
think of that now. We must hold up our spirits, you and
I.
Joan. [Getting up and
putting away the crockery.] I’d best take off the
bonnet and the cloak, mistress, hadn’t I?
Clara. Yes, that you
had. We will go upstairs together and I will help you
change into another gown. Come quickly so that we may have
plenty of time.
[They go towards the staircase door, Clara leading the way. With
her hand on the latch of the door she gives one look round the
kitchen. Then with a sudden movement she goes up to
the wooden armchair at the hearth and bends her head till her
lips touch it, she then runs upstairs, followed
by Joan.
After a few moments Miles
Hooper and Luke Jenner
come into the kitchen. They both look round the
room enquiringly.
Luke. Ah, she be still up
above with that there serving wench what’s come.
Miles. My good man, you
didn’t expect our fair miss to have finished her toilet
under an hour, did you?
Luke. I don’t see what
there was to begin on myself, let alone finish.
Miles. ’Tis clear you
know little of the ways of our town beauties, Luke.
Luke. Still, I mean to have
my try with her, Miles Hooper.
Miles.
[Sarcastically.] I’m quite agreeable, Mister
Jenner.
[Thomas and George come in. George carries a bucket of water.
Thomas. Where’s the
little maid got to? George and me be come up from the field
on purpose for to bid her welcome home.
Miles. Miss is still at her
toilet, farmer.
[Joan, in a flowered silk
gown, comes slowly and carefully into the room,
followed by Clara, who
carries a lace shawl over one arm. She has put on a
large white apron, but wears nothing on her head but the
narrow blue ribbon. During the following scene she
stands quietly, half hidden by the door.
[Joan looks nervously round the
room, then she draws herself up very haughtily.
Miles comes forward and bows
low.
Thomas. [Looking Joan up and down.] Well, bless
my soul, who’d have guessed at the change it do make in a
wench?
Joan. [Holding out her
hand, very coldly.] A good afternoon to you,
sir.
Thomas. [Taking her hand
slowly.] Upon my word, but you might knock me over.
Miles. Miss has grown into a
very superb young lady, Thomas.
Thomas. [Still looking at
her.] That may be so, yet ’twasn’t as such
I had figured she in the eye of my mind, like. [There is
a moment’s silence.
Thomas. George, my boy, you
and sister Clara used to be up to rare games one with
t’other once on a time. [Turning to Joan.] There, my wench, I count
you’ve not forgotten Georgie?
Joan. I’m afeared
I’ve not much of a memory.
Thomas. Shake hands, my maid,
and very like as the memory will come back to roost same as the
fowls do.
Joan. [Bowing
coldly.] Good afternoon, George.
Miles. [Aside to
Luke.] Now that’s what I call a bit of stylish
breeding.
[George has made no answer
to Joan’s bow.
He quietly ignores it, and takes up his pail of
water. As he does so he catches sight of Clara, who has been watching the whole
scene from the corner where she is partly concealed.
He looks at her for one moment, and then sets the
bucket down again.
Thomas. Why, George—I
guess as it’s took you as it took me, us didn’t think
how ’twould appear when Miss Clara was growed up.
George.
[Quietly.] No, us did not, master.
[He carries his pail into the back kitchen as Emily and the children come in.
Emily. What’s all this
to-do in my kitchen, I should like to know?
Thomas. Us did but come up
for to—to give a handshake to sister Clara, like.
Emily. Well, now you can go
off back to work again. And you—[turning to
Joan]—now that you’ve
finished curling of your hair and dressing of yourself up, you
can go and sit down in the best parlour along with your fancy
gentlemen.
Miles. [Offering his arm
to Joan.] It will be my
sweet pleasure to conduct Missy to the parlour.
[Luke offers his arm on the
other side, and Joan
moves off with both the young men.
Joan. [As she
goes.] Indeed, I shall be glad to rest on a comfortable
couch. I’m dead tired of the country air already.
Robin. [Calling after
her.] You’ll not go off to sleep afore the
chicken and sparrow grass is ate, will you, Aunt?
[Miles, Luke and Joan having gone out, Emily begins to bang the chairs back in
their places and to arrange the room, watched by the two
children. Clara, who has
remained half hidden by the door, now goes quietly
upstairs.
Emily.
[Calling.] Here, George, Mag.
[George comes in.
Emily. Well, George,
’tisn’t much worse nor I expected.
Jessie. I don’t like
Aunt Clara.
Robin. I hates her very
much.
George.
[Slowly.] And I don’t seem to fancy her
neither.
[Curtain.]
Two days have passed by.
It is morning. Clara,
wearing an apron and a muslin cap on her head, sits by
the kitchen table mending a lace handkerchief. Maggie, who is dusting the plates on the
dressers, pauses to watch her.
Maggie. I’d sooner
sweep the cow sheds out and that I would, nor have to set at such
a niggly piece of sewing work as you.
Clara. I cannot do it
quickly, it is so fine.
Maggie. I count ’tis
very nigh as bad as the treadmills, serving a young miss such as
yourn be.
Clara. What makes you say
that, Maggie?
Maggie. Missis be very high
in her ways and powerful sharp in the tongue, but I declare as
your young lady will be worser nor missis when she do come to
that age.
Clara. Why do you think this,
Mag?
Maggie. O she do look at any
one as though they was lower nor the very worms in the
ground. And her speaks as though each word did cost she
more nor a shilling to bring it out. And see how
destructive she be with her fine clothing. A laced
petticoat tore to ribbons last night, and to-day yon
handkerchief.
Clara. These things are soon
mended.
[Maggie continues to dust for a
few moments.
Maggie. The day you comed
here, ’twas a bit of ribbon as you did have around of your
hair.
Clara. [After a
moment’s hesitation.] I put it on to keep my hair
neat on the journeying.
Maggie. [Coming
nearer.] I count as you’ve not missed it, have
you?
Clara. Indeed I have, and I
think I must have lost it in the hayfield.
Maggie. ’Tain’t
lost.
Clara. Where is it then?
Maggie. Look here, I could
tell you, but I shan’t.
Clara. If you have found it,
Maggie, you may keep it.
Maggie. ’Twould be a
fine thing to be a grand serving maid as you be, and to give away
ribbons, so ’twould.
[Clara takes no notice of her
and goes on sewing.
Maggie. [More
insistently.] ’Twasn’t me as found the
ribbon.
Clara. Who was it then?
Maggie. I daresay you’d
like for to know, but I’m not going to say nothing more
about it.
[Maggie leans against the table
watching Clara as she
sews.
[Emily with both the children
now come in. Emily
carries a basket of potatoes, and Jessie a large bowl.
Emily. [Setting down the
basket.] Maggie, you idle, bad girl, whatever are you
doing here when master expects you down in the meadow to help
with the raking?
Maggie. I be just a-going off
yonder, mistress.
Emily. I’d thank other
folk not to bring dressed up fine young serving minxes down
here—you was bad enough afore, Maggie, but you’ll be
a hundred times worser now.
Maggie. I’ll be off and
help master. I’ve been and put the meat on to boil as
you said, missis.
[Maggie goes off.
[Clara continues to sew,
quietly. Jessie has
put her bowl down on the table, and now comes to her
side. Robin also comes
close to her. Emily
flings herself into a chair for a moment and contemptuously
watches them.
Jessie. We don’t care
much about our new aunt, Joan.
Robin. Dad said as how Aunt
would be sure to bring us sommat good from London town in them
great boxes.
Jessie. And Aunt has been
here two days and more, and she hasn’t brought us
nothing.
Emily. Your fine aunt have
been too much took up with her fancy gentlemen to think of what
would be suitable behaviour towards you children.
Jessie. Will Aunt Clara get
married soon?
Emily. ’Tis to be hoped
as she will be. Such a set out in the house I have never
seen afore in all my days. Young women as is hale and
hearty having their victuals took up to their rooms and a-lying
in bed till ’tis noon or later.
Jessie. ’Tis only one
of them as lies in bed.
Robin. [To Clara.] Do you think Aunt has got
sommat for us upstairs, Joan?
Clara. [Rising and putting
down her work.] I know she has, Robin.
Emily. Don’t let me
catch you speaking to Master Spring as though you and he was of
the same station, young person.
Clara. Master Robin, and Miss
Jessie, I will go upstairs and fetch the gifts that your aunt has
brought for you.
[She goes leisurely towards the staircase door,
smiling at the children.
Emily. Ah, and you may tell
your young madam that ’tis high time as she was out of bed
and abroad. Hear that? [Clara goes out.
Jessie. I like her. She
speaks so gentle. Not like Aunt.
Emily. She’s a stuck up
sort of fine lady herself like. Look at the hands of her,
’tis not a day’s hard work as they have done in her
life, I’ll warrant.
Robin. What will she bring us
from out of the great boxes, do you think?
Emily. Sommat what you
don’t need, I warrant. ’Tis always so.
When folks take it into their heads to give you aught, ’tis
very nigh always sommat which you could do better without.
[Emily gets up and begins
settling the pots on the fire, and fetching a jug of cold
water from the back kitchen and a knife which she lays on the
table.
[Clara enters carrying some
parcels. She brings them to the table.
Both the children run to her.
Clara. [Holding out a long
parcel to Emily and speaking to
the children.] The first is for your mother,
children.
Emily. [With an angry
exclamation.] Now, you mark my words, ’twill be
sommat as I shall want to fling over the hedge for all the use
’twill be.
[She comes near, opens the parcel and perceives it
to be a length of rich black silk.
Clara. My mistress thought it
might be suitable.
Emily. Suitable?
I’ll suitable her. When shall my two hands find time
to sew me a gown out of it, I’d like to know? And if
’twas sewn, when would my limbs find time to sit down
within of it? [Flinging it down on the table.]
Suitable? You can tell your mistress from me as she can
keep her gifts to herself if she can’t do better nor
this.
Jessie. [Stroking the
silk.] O Mother, the feel of it be softer nor a
dove’s feather.
Robin. [Feeling it
too.] ’Tis better nor the new kittens’
fur.
Emily. Let us see if your
aunt have done more handsomely towards you children.
Clara. I am afraid not.
These coral beads are for Miss Jessie, with her aunt’s dear
love. And this book of pictures is for Master Robin.
Jessie. [Seizing the beads
with delight.] I love a string of beads.
[Putting them on.] How do they look on me?
Emily. Off with them this
moment. I’ll learn her to give strings of rubbish to
my child.
Jessie. [Beginning to
cry.] O do let me wear it just a little while, just
till dinner, Mother.
Emily. Have done with that
noise. Off with it at once, do you hear.
Jessie. [Taking the
necklace off.] I love the feel of it—might I keep
it in my hand then?
Emily. [Seizing
it.] ’Twill be put by with the silk dress.
So there. ’Tis not a suitable thing for a little girl
like you.
Robin. [Looking up from
the pages of his book.] No one shan’t take my
book from me. There be pictures of great horses and sheep
and cows in it—and no one shan’t hide it from me.
Emily. [Putting the silk
dress and necklace on another table.] Next time your
aunt wants to throw her money into the gutter I hope as
she’ll ask me to come and see her a-doing of it.
Jessie. [Coming up to
Clara very tearfully.]
And was there naught for Dad in the great box?
Clara. Perhaps there may
be.
Robin. And did Aunt Clara
bring naught for Georgie?
Clara. I don’t
know.
Jessie. Poor Georgie.
He never has nothing gived him.
Robin. And Mother puts the
worst of the bits on his plate at dinner.
Emily.
[Sharply.] Look you here, young woman. Suppose
you was to take and do something useful with that idle pair of
hands as you’ve got.
Clara. Yes, mistress, I
should like to help you in something.
Emily. Us knows what fine
promises lead to.
Clara. But I mean it.
Do let me help a little.
Emily. See them taters?
Clara. Yes.
Emily. Take and peel and wash
them and get them ready against when I wants to cook them.
Clara. [A little
doubtfully.] Yes—I’ll—I’ll
try—
Emily. Ah, ’tis just as
I thought. You’re one of them who would stir the fire
with a silver spoon rather nor black their hands with the
poker.
Clara.
[Eagerly.] No, no—it isn’t that.
I’ll gladly do them. Come, Miss Jessie, you will shew
me if I do them wrongly, won’t you?
Jessie. O yes, I’ll
help you because I like you, Joan.
Robin. I’ll help too,
when I have finished looking at my book.
[Emily goes out. Clara sits down by the table and takes up
a potato and the knife and slowly and awkwardly sets to
work. Jessie stands by
her watching.
Jessie. You mustn’t
take no account of Mother when she speaks so sharp.
’Tis only her way.
Robin. Could you come and be
our serving maid when Maggie’s sent off?
Clara. O I should be too slow
and awkward at the work, I think.
Jessie. Yes, you don’t
do them taters very nice.
Robin. That don’t
matter, I like you, and you can tell me fine things about other
parts.
Jessie. Georgie can tell of
fine things too. See, there he comes with the vegetables
from the garden.
[George comes in with a large
basket of vegetables, which he sets down in the back
kitchen. Then he stands at the door, silently
watching the group near the table.
Jessie. Come here, Georgie,
and let Joan hear some of the tales out of what you do sing.
George. What would mistress
say if she was to catch me at my songs this time of day?
Jessie. Mother’s gone
upstairs, she won’t know nothing.
Robin. Come you here, George,
and look at my fine book what Aunt have brought me.
George. [Slowly
approaching the table.] That be a brave, fine book of
pictures, Master Robin.
Robin. [Holding up the
open book.] I don’t fancy Aunt Clara much, but I
likes her better nor I did because of this book.
[George’s eyes wander from
the book to Clara as she bends
over her work.
Jessie. Joan doesn’t
know how to do them very nicely, does she George!
George. ’Tis the first
time you’ve been set down to such work, may be,
mistress.
Jessie. You mustn’t say
“mistress” to Joan, you know. Why, Mother would
be ever so angry if she was to hear you. Joan’s only
a servant.
Clara. [Looking
up.] Like you, George.
George.
[Steadily.] What I was saying is—’Tis
the first time as you have been set afore a bowl of taters like
this.
Clara. You are right,
George. It is the first time since—since I was quite
a little child. And I think I’m very clumsy at my
work.
George. No one could work
with them laces a-falling down all over their fingers.
Jessie. You should turn back
your sleeves for kitchen work, Joan, same as Maggie does.
George. Yes, you should turn
back your sleeves, Miss Joan.
[Joan puts aside the knife and
basket, turns back her sleeves, and then resumes
her work. George’s
eyes are rivetted on her hands and arms for a
moment. Then he turns as though to go away.
Jessie. Don’t go away,
Georgie. Come and tell us how you like Aunt Clara now that
she’s growed into such a grand lady.
George. [Coming back to
the table.] I don’t like nothing about her, Miss
Jessie.
Jessie. Is Aunt very much
changed from when she did use to ride the big horses to the
trough, Georgie?
Robin. And from the time when
th’ old gander did take a big piece right out of her arm,
Georgie?
George. [His eyes on
Clara’s bent head.]
I count her be wonderful changed, like.
Jessie. So that you would
scarce know her?
George. So that I should
scarce know she.
Jessie. She have brought
Mother a silken gown and me a string of coral beads. But
naught for you, Georgie.
George. I reckon as Miss
Clara have not kept me in her remembrance like.
Clara. [With sudden
earnestness.] O that she has, George.
Jessie. She didn’t seem
to know him by her looks.
Clara. Looks often speak but
poorly for the heart.
Robin. [Who has been
watching Clara.] See there,
Joan. You’ve been and cut that big tater right in
half. Mother will be cross.
Clara. O dear, I am
thoughtless. One cannot work and talk at the same time.
George. [Taking basket and
knife from her and seating himself on the edge of the
table.] Here,—give them all to me. I
understand such work, and ’tis clear that you do not.
I’ll finish them off in a few minutes, and mistress will
never be the wiser.
Clara. O thank you, George,
but am I to go idle?
George. You can take up with
that there white sewing if you have a mind. ’Tis more
suited to your hands nor this rough job.
[Clara puts down her sleeves and
takes up her needlework.
Jessie. Sing us a song,
George, whilst you do the taters.
George. No, Miss
Jessie. My mood is not a singing mood this day.
Jessie. You ask him,
Joan.
Clara. Will not you sing one
little verse, George?
George. Nay—strangers
from London town would have no liking for the songs we sing down
here among the fields.
Clara. There was a song I
once heard in the country that pleased me very well.
Jessie. What was it
called?
Clara. I cannot remember the
name—but there was something of bushes and of briars in
it.
Jessie. I know which that
is. ’Tis a pretty song. Sing it, Georgie.
George. Nay—sing it
yourself, Miss Jessie.
Jessie. ’Tis like this
at the beginning.—[she sings or repeats]—
“Through bushes and through briars
I lately took my way,
All for to hear the small birds sing
And the lambs to skip and play.”
Clara. That is the song I was
thinking of, Jessie.
George. Can you go on with
it, Miss Jessie.
Jessie. I can’t say any
more.
Clara. [Gently singing or
speaking.]
I overheard my own true love,
Her voice it was so clear.
“Long time I have been waiting for
The coming of my dear.”
George. [Heaving a
sigh.] That’s it.
Jessie. Go on, Joan, I do
like the sound of it.
Clara. Shall I go on with the
song, George?
George. As you please.
Clara.
“Sometimes I am uneasy
And troubled in my mind,
Sometimes I think I’ll go to my love
And tell to him my mind.”
“And if I would go to my love
My love he will say nay
If I show to him my boldness
He’ll ne’er love me again.”
Jessie. When her love was hid
a-hind of the bushes and did hear her a-singing so pitiful, what
did he do then?
Clara. I don’t know,
Jessie.
Jessie. I reckon as he did
come out to show her as he knowed all what she did keep in her
mind.
Clara. Very likely the briars
were so thick between them, Jess, that he never got to the other
side for her to tell him.
George. Yes, that’s how
’twas, I count.
Jessie. [Running up to
Robin.] I’m going to look
at your book along of you, Robin.
Robin. But I’m the one
to turn the leaves, remember. [The children sit side by
side looking at the picture book. Clara sews. George goes on with the
potatoes. As the last one is finished and tossed
into the water, he looks at Clara for the first time. A
long silence.
George. Miss Clara and me was
good friends once on a time.
Clara. Tell me how it was
then, George.
George. I did used to put her
on the horse’s back, and we would go down to the water
trough in the evening time and—
Clara. What else did you and
Miss Clara do together, George?
George. Us would walk in the
woods aside of one another—And I would lift she to a high
branch in a tree—and pretend for to leave her there.
Clara. And then?
George. Her would call upon
me pitiful—and I would come back from where I was hid.
Clara. And did her crying
cease?
George. She would take and
spring as though her was one of they little wild squirrels as do
dance about in the trees.
Clara. Where would she spring
to, George?
George. I would hold out my
two arms wide to her, and catch she.
Clara. And did she never
fall, whilst springing from the tree, George?
George. I never let she fall,
nor get hurted by naught so long as her was in the care of
me.
Clara. [Slowly,
after a short pause.] I do not think she can have
forgotten those days, George.
George. [Getting up and
speaking harshly.] They’re best forgot. Put
them away. There be briars and brambles and thorns and
sommat of all which do hurt the flesh of man atween that time and
this’n.
[Clara turns her head away and
furtively presses her handkerchief to her eyes. George looks gloomily on the
floor. Emily
enters.
Emily. George, what are you
at sitting at the kitchen table I’d like to know?
[George gets hastily
off. Both children look up from their book.
Emily. [Looking freezingly
at Clara.] ’Tis plain
as a turnpike what you’ve been after, young person.
If you was my serving wench, ’tis neck and crop as you
should be thrown from the door.
Clara. What for,
mistress?
Emily. What for? You
have the impudence to ask what for? I’ll soon tell
you. For making a fool of George and setting your cap at
him and scandalising of my innocent children in their own
kitchen.
George. This be going a bit
too far, missis. I’ll not have things said like
that.
Emily. Then you may turn out
on to the roads where you were took from—a grizzling little
roadsters varmint. You do cost more’n what you eats
nor what we get of work from out of your body, you great
hulk.
Clara. [Springing up
angrily.] O I’ll not hear such things said.
I’ll not.
Emily. Who asked you to
speak? Get you upstairs and pull your mistress out of
bed—and curl the ringlets of her hair and dust the flour on
to her face. ’Tis about all you be fit for.
Clara. [Angrily going to
the stair door.] Very well. ’Tis best that
I should go. I might say something you would not like.
George. [Advancing
towards Emily.] Look you
here, mistress. I’ve put up with it going on for
fifteen years. But sometimes ’tis almost more nor I
can bear. If ’twasn’t for Master Thomas
I’d have cleared out this long time ago.
Emily. Don’t flatter
yourself as Thomas needs you, my man.
George. We has always been
good friends, farmer and me. ’Tis not for what I gets
from he nor for what he do get out of I as we do hold
together. But ’tis this—as he and I do
understand one another.
Emily. We’ll see what
master has to say when I tell him how you was found sitting on
the kitchen table and love-making with that saucy piece of London
trash.
George. I’m off.
I’ve no patience to listen any longer. You called me
roadster varmint. Well, let it be so. On the road I
was born and on the road I was picked from my dead mother’s
side, and I count as ’tis on the road as I shall breathe my
last. But for all that, I’ll not have road dirt flung
on me by no one. For, roadsters varmint though I be, there
be things which I do hold brighter nor silver and cleaner nor new
opened leaves, and I’ll not have defilement throwed upon
them.
Emily. [Seizing the arms
of Jessie and Robin.] The lad’s raving.
’Tis plain as he’s been getting at the cider.
Come you off with me to the haymaking, Robin and Jess.
Robin. May I take my book
along of me?
Emily. [Flinging the book
down violently.] I’ll book you! What
next?
Jessie. Poor Georgie.
He was not courting Joan, mother. He was only doing the
taters for her.
Emily. [As they go
out.] The lazy good-for-nothing cat. I’ll
get her packed off from here afore another sun has set, see if I
don’t.
[George is left alone in the
kitchen. When all sounds of Emily and the children have died
away, he sighs. Then, looking
furtively round the room, he draws a blue ribbon slowly
from his pocket. He spreads it out on one hand and
stands looking down on it, sadly and longingly.
Then he slowly raises it to his lips and kisses it.
Just as he is doing this Thomas
comes into the room.
Thomas. Why, George, my
lad.
George. [Confusedly
putting the ribbon back into his pocket.] Yes, Master
Thomas.
Thomas. [Looking meaningly
at George.] ’Tis a
pretty enough young maid, George.
George. What did you say,
Master?
Thomas. That one with the bit
of blue round the head of her.
George. Blue?
Thomas. Ah, George. I
was a young man myself once on a time.
George. Yes, master.
Thomas. ’Twasn’t
a piece of blue ribbon as I did find one day, but ’twas a
blossom dropped from her gown.
George. Whose gown,
master? I’ll warrant ’twasn’t
missus’s.
Thomas. Bless my soul,
no. No, no, George. ’Twasn’t the mistress
then.
George. Ah, I count as it
could not have been she.
Thomas. First love,
’tis best, George.
George. Ah, upon my word,
that ’tis.
Thomas. But my maid went and
got her married to another.
George. More’s the
pity, Master Thomas.
Thomas.
[Sighing.] Ah, I often thinks of how it might have
been—with her and me, like.
George. Had that one a soft
tongue to her mouth, master?
Thomas. Soft and sweet as the
field lark, George.
George. Then that had been
the one for you to have wed, Master Thomas.
Thomas. Ah, George,
don’t you never run into the trap, no matter whether
’tis baited with the choicest thing you ever did dream
on. Once in, never out. There ’tis.
George. No one would trouble
to set a snare for me, master. I baint worth trapping.
Thomas. You be a brave, fine
country lad, George, what a pretty baggage from London town might
give a year of her life to catch, so be it her had the
fortune.
George. No, no, Master
Thomas. Nothing of that. There baint nothing.
Thomas. There be a piece of
blue ribbon, George.
George. They be coming down
and into the room now, master. [Steps are heard in the
staircase.
Thomas. We’ll off to
the meadow then, George.
[George and Thomas go out.
[Joan, dressed as a lady of
fashion, and followed by Clara, comes into the kitchen.
Clara. Now, Joan, if I were
you, I should go out into the garden, and let the gentlemen find
you in the arbour. Your ways are more easy and natural when
you are in the air.
Joan. O I’m very nigh
dead with fright when I’m within doors. ’Tis so
hard to move about without knocking myself against sommat.
But at table ’tis worst of all.
Clara. You’ve stopped
up in your room two breakfasts with the headache, and yesterday
we took our dinner to the wood.
Joan. But to-night
’twill be something cruel, for Farmer Thomas have asked
them both to supper again.
Clara. Luke Jenner and the
other man?
Joan. I beg you to practise
me in my ways, a little, afore the time, mistress.
Clara. That I will. We
will find out what is to be upon the table, and then I will shew
you how it is to be eaten.
Joan. And other things as
well as eating. When I be sitting in the parlour, Miss
Clara, and Hooper, he comes up and asks my pleasure, what have I
got to say to him?
Clara. O, I shouldn’t
trouble about that. I’d open my fan and take no
notice if I were you.
Joan. I do feel so awkward
like in speech with Farmer Thomas, mistress. And with the
children, too.
Clara. Come, you must take
heart and throw yourself into the acting. Try to be as a
sister would with Thomas. Be lively, and kind in your way
with the children.
Joan. I tries to be like old
Madam Lovel was, when I talks with them.
Clara. That cross, rough mode
of hers sits badly on any one young, Joan. Be more of
yourself, but make little changes in your manner here and
there.
Joan. [With a heavy
sigh.] ’Tis the here and the there as I finds it
so hard to manage.
Jessie. [Running in
breathlessly.] A letter, a letter for Aunt Clara.
[Clara involuntarily puts out her
hand.] No, Joan. I was to give it to Aunt Clara
herself. I’ve run all the way.
[Joan slowly takes the
letter, looking confused.
Jessie. Will you read it now,
Aunt?
Joan. Run away, little girl,
I don’t want no children worriting round me now.
[Suddenly recollecting herself and forcing herself to speak
brightly.] I mean—no, my dear little girl,
I’d rather wait to read it till I’m by myself; but
thank you very kindly all the same, my pet.
Jessie. O, but I should like
to hear the letter read, so much.
Joan. Never mind. Run
along back to mother, there’s a sweet little maid.
Jessie. I’d sooner stop
with you now, you look so much kinder, like.
Clara. [Taking Jessie’s hand and leading her to
the door.] Now, Miss Jessie, your aunt must read her
letter in quiet, but if you will come back presently I will have
a game with you outside.
Jessie. [As she runs
off.] Mother won’t let me talk with you any more,
alone. She says as you’ve made a fool of Georgie and
you’ll do the same by us all.
Joan. [When Jessie has run off.] There now,
how did I do that, mistress?
Clara. Better, much
better.
Joan. ’Tis the feeling
of one thing and the speaking of another, with you ladies and
gentlemen. So it appears to me.
Clara. [After a
moment’s thought.] No. It is not quite like
that. But ’tis, perhaps, the dressing up of an ugly
feeling in better garments.
Joan. [Handing the letter
to Clara.] There, mistress,
’tis yours, not mine.
Clara. [Glancing at
it.] Lord Lovel’s writing. [Clara opens the letter and reads it
through.] He will not wait longer for my answer.
And he is coming here as fast as horses can bring him.
Joan. O, mistress, whatever
shall we do?
Clara. We had better own to
everything at once. It will save trouble in the end.
Joan. Own to everything now,
and lose all just as my hand was closing upon it, like!
Clara. Poor Joan, it will not
make any difference in the end, if the man loves you truly.
Joan. Be kind and patient
just to the evening, mistress. Hooper is coming up to see
me now. I’d bring him to offer his self, if I was but
left quiet along of him for a ten minutes or so.
Clara. And then, Joan?
Joan. And then, when was all
fixed up comfortable between us, mistress, maybe as you could
break it gently to him so as he wouldn’t think no worse of
me.
[Clara gets up and goes to the
window, where she looks out for a few minutes in
silence. Joan cries
softly meanwhile.
Clara. [Turning
towards Joan.] As you will,
Joan. Very likely ’twill be to-morrow morning before
my lord reaches this place.
Joan. O bless you for your
goodness, mistress. And I do pray as all may go as well
with you as ’tis with me.
Clara. [Sadly.]
That is not likely, Joan.
Joan. What is it stands in
the way, mistress?
Clara. Briars, Joan.
Thorns of pride, and many another sharp and hurting thing.
Joan. Then take you my
counsel, mistress, and have his lordship when he do offer
next.
Clara. I’ll think of
what you say, Joan. There comes a moment when the heart is
tired of being spurned, and it would fain get into shelter.
[A slight pause.
Joan. [Looking through the
window.] Look up quickly, mistress. There’s
Hooper.
Clara. [Getting
up.] Then I’ll run away. May all be well
with you, dear Joan. [Clara
goes out.
[Joan seats herself in a
high-backed chair and opens her fan. Miles enters, carrying a small
box.
Miles. Already astir, Miss
Clara. ’Tis early hours to be sure for one of our
London beauties.
[He advances towards her, and she stretches out her
hand without rising. He takes it
ceremoniously.
Joan. You may sit down, if
you like, Mister Hooper.
[Miles places a chair in front
of Joan, and sits down on
it.
Miles. [Untying the
parcel.] I’ve been so bold as to bring you a
little keepsake from my place in town, Missy.
Joan. How kind you are,
Mister Miles.
Miles. You’ll be able
to fancy yourself in Bond Street when you see it, Miss Clara.
Joan. Now, you do excite me,
Mister Hooper.
Miles. [Opening the box
and taking out a handsome spray of bright artificial
flowers.] There, what do you say to that, Miss?
And we can do you the same in all the leading tints.
Joan. O, ’tis wonderful
modish. I declare I never did see anything to beat it up in
town.
Miles. Now I thought as
much. I flatter myself that we can hold our own with the
best of them in Painswick High Street.
Joan. I seem to smell the
very scent of the blossoms, Mister Hooper.
[She puts out her hand shyly and takes the spray from
Miles, pretending to smell
it.
Miles. Well—and
what’s the next pleasure, Madam?
[Joan drops the spray and begins
to fan herself violently.
Miles. [Very
gently.] What’s Missy’s next pleasure?
Joan. I’m sure I
don’t know, Mr. Miles.
Miles. Miles Hooper would
like Missy to ask for all that is his.
Joan. O, Mister Hooper, how
kind you are.
Miles. Ladies never like the
sound of business, so we’ll set that aside for a moment and
discuss the music of the heart in place of it.
Joan. Ah, that’s a
thing I do well understand, Mister Hooper.
Miles. I loved you from the
first, Miss. There’s the true, high born lady for
you, says I to myself. There’s beauty and style,
elegance and refinement.
Joan. Now, did you really
think all that, Mister Hooper?
Miles. Do not keep me in
suspense, Miss Clara.
Joan. What about, sir?
Miles. The answer to my
question, Missy.
Joan. And what was that, I
wonder?
Miles. I want my pretty Miss
to take the name of Hooper. Will she oblige her Miles?
Joan. O that I will.
With all my heart.
Miles. [Standing
up.] I would not spoil this moment, but by and bye my
sweet Missy shall tell me all the particulars of her income, and
such trifles.
Joan.
[Agitatedly.] O let us not destroy to-day by
thoughts of anything but our dear affection one for
t’other.
Miles. Why, my pretty town
Miss is already becoming countrified in her speech.
Joan. ’Tis from hearing
all the family. But, dear Miles, promise there shan’t
be nothing but—but love talk between you and me this
day. I could not bear it if we was to speak of, of other
things, like.
Miles. [Getting up and
walking about the room.] As you will—as you
will. Anything to oblige a lady.
[He stops before the table, on which is laid
Emily’s silk dress,
and begins to finger it.
Joan. What’s that
you’re looking at?
Miles. Ten or fifteen
shillings the yard, and not a penny under, I’ll be
bound.
Joan. O do come and talk to
me again and leave off messing with the old silk.
Miles. No, no, Missy,
I’m a man of business habits, and ’tis my duty to go
straight off to the meadow and seek out brother Thomas. He
and I have got to talk things over a bit, you know.
Joan. Off so soon! O
you have saddened me.
Miles. Nay, what is it to
lose a few minutes of sweet company, when life is in front of us,
Miss Clara?
[He raises her hand, kisses it, and leaves
her. As he goes out by the door Clara enters.
Joan. O, Mistress—stop
him going down to Farmer Thomas at the meadow!
Clara. Why, Joan, what has
happened?
Joan. All has happened.
But stop him going to the farmer to talk about the—the
wedding and the money.
Clara. The money?
Joan. The income which he
thinks I have.
Clara. I’ll run, but
all this time I’ve been keeping Master Luke Jenner quiet in
the parlour.
Joan. O what does he want
now?
Clara. Much the same as the
other one wanted.
Joan. Must I see him?
Clara. Yes, indeed he will
wait no longer for his answer. He’s at boiling point
already.
Joan. Then send him in.
But do you run quickly, Miss Clara, and keep Miles Hooper from
the farmer.
Clara. I’ll run my
best, never fear. [She goes out.
[Luke Jenner comes in, a
bunch of homely flowers in his hand.
Joan. [Seating
herself.] You are early this morning, Mister
Jenner.
Luke. [Sitting opposite to
her.] I have that to say which would not bide till
sunset, Miss Clara.
Joan. Indeed, Mister
Jenner. I wonder what that can be.
Luke. ’Tis just like
this, Miss Clara. The day I first heard as you was coming
down here—“I could do with a rich wife if so be as I
could win her,” I did tell myself.
Joan. O, Mister Jenner, now
did you really?
Luke. But when I met you in
the wood—saw you sitting there, so still and yet so bright,
so fine and yet so homely. “That’s the maid for
me,” I says to myself.
Joan.
[Tearfully.] O, Mister Jenner!
Luke. And if it had been
beggar’s rags upon her in the place of satin, I’d
have said the same.
Joan. [Very much
stirred.] O, Mister Jenner, and did you really think
like that?
Luke. If all the gold that do
lie atween me and you was sunk in the deep ocean, ’twould
be the best as could happen. There!
Joan. [Faintly.]
O, Mister Jenner, why?
Luke. Because, very like
’twould shew to you as ’tis yourself I’m after
and not the fortune what you’ve got.
Joan. Mister Jenner,
I’m mighty sorry.
Luke. Don’t say
I’m come too late, Miss Clara.
Joan. You are. Mister
Hooper was before you. And now, ’tis he and I who are
like to be wed.
Luke. I might have known I
had no chance.
Joan. [Rising and trying
to hide her emotion.] I wouldn’t have had it
happen so for the world, Mr. Jenner.
Luke. [Laying his bunch of
flowers on the table, his head bent, and his eyes
on the ground.] ’Twas none of your doing, Miss
Clara. You’ve naught to blame yourself for.
’Tis not your fault as you’re made so—so
beautiful, and yet so homely.
[Joan looks at him irresolutely
for a moment and then precipitately leaves the room.
[Luke folds his arms on the
table and rests his head on them in an attitude of deepest
despondency. After a few moments Clara enters.
Clara. O, Mister Jenner, what
has happened to you?
Luke. [Raising his head
and pointing to the window.] There she goes, through
the garden with her lover.
Clara. I wish that you were
in his place.
Luke.
[Bitterly.] I’ve no house with golden rails to
offer her. Nor any horse and chaise.
Clara. But you carry a heart
within you that is full of true love.
Luke. What use is the love
which be fastened up in a man’s heart and can spend itself
on naught, I’d like to know. [He rises as though
to go and take up the bunch of flowers which has been lying on
the table. Brokenly.] I brought them for
her. But I count as he’ll have given her something
better nor these.
[Clara takes the flowers gently
from his hand, and as she does so, Emily enters.
Emily. What now if you
please! First with George and then with Luke.
’Twould be Thomas next if he wasn’t an old sheep of a
man as wouldn’t know if an eye was cast on him or no.
But I’ll soon put a stop to all this. Shame on you,
Luke Jenner. And you, you fine piece of London vanity, I
wants my kitchen to myself, do you hear, so off with you
upstairs.
[She begins to move violently about the kitchen as the
curtain falls.
The kitchen is decorated with bunches of flowers.
A long table is spread with silver, china and
food. Clara is setting
mugs to each place. Maggie
comes in from the back kitchen with a large dish of
salad.
Maggie. When folks do come
down to the countryside they likes to enjoy themselves among the
vegetables.
Clara. [Placing the last
mug.] There—Now all is ready for them.
Maggie. [Bending over a
place at the end of the table.] Come you and look at
this great old bumble-dore, Joan, what have flyed in through the
window.
Clara. [Goes to Maggie’s side and bends down over
the table.] O what a beautiful thing. Look at the
gold on him, and his legs are like feathers.
Maggie. [Taking the bee
carefully up in a duster and letting it fly through the
window.] The sign of a stranger, so they do say.
Clara. A stranger,
Maggie?
Maggie. You mind my words,
’tis a stranger as’ll sit where yon was stuck, afore
the eating be finished.
Clara. I don’t believe
in such signs, myself.
Maggie. I never knowed it not
come true.
[Thomas comes in.
He is wearing his best clothes and looks pleased, yet
nervous.
Thomas. Well, maids.
Upon my word ’tis a spread. Never saw so many
different vituals brought together all at a time afore in this
house.
Maggie. ’Tis in honour
of Miss Clara’s going to be married like, master.
Thomas. So ’tis, so
’tis. Well—A single rose upon the bush.
Bound to be plucked, you know. Couldn’t be left to
fade in the sun, eh, girls?
Clara. Where shall Maggie and
me stop whilst the supper is going on, master? Mistress has
not told us yet.
Thomas.
[Nervously.] Mistress haven’t told
you—haven’t she? Well—well—at such
a time we must all—all rejoice one with t’other,
like. No difference made t’wixt master and man.
Nor t’wixt maid and missus. Down at the far end of
the table you can sit yourselves, my wenches. Up against
George—How’s that?
Clara. That will do very well
for us, Master.
Maggie. I don’t expect
as missus will let we bide there long.
Thomas. Look here, my wench,
I be master in my own house, and at the asking in marriage of my
only sister like, ’tis me as shall say what shall sit down
with who. And there’s an end of it.
That’s all.
Maggie. I hear them a coming
in, master.
[Emily, holding the hands of
Jessie and Robin, comes into the room.
Her eyes fall on Thomas who
is standing between Clara
and Maggie, looking suddenly
sheepish and nervous.
Emily. [In a voice of
suppressed anger.] Thomas! O, if I catch any more of
these goings on in my kitchen.
[Joan, very elegantly dressed
and hanging on the arm of Miles
Hooper, follows Emily
into the room.
Emily. I’ll not have
the food kept back any longer for Luke Jenner. If folk
can’t come to the time when they’re asked, they baint
worth waiting for, so sit you down, all of you.
[She sits down at the head of the table, a child on
either side of her. Joan
languidly sinks into a chair and Miles puts himself at her
right. A place at her left remains empty.
Thomas sits opposite.
Three places at the end of the table are left
vacant. As they sit down, George, wearing a new smock and neck
handkerchief, comes in.
Emily. [Beginning to help
a dish.] You need not think you’re to be helped
first, Clara, for all that the party is given for you,
like. The poor little children have been kept waiting a sad
time for their supper, first because you was such a while a
having your head curled and puffed out, and then ’twas Luke
Jenner as didn’t come.
[Clara sits down at a place at
the end of the table. George
and Maggie still remain
standing.
Emily. [Perceiving
Clara’s movement.]
Well, I never did see anything so forward. Who told you to
sit yourself down along of your betters, if you please, madam
serving maid?
[George comes involuntarily
forward and stands behind Clara’s chair. Clara does not move.
Emily. Get you out of that
there place this instant, do you hear? [Turning to Miles.] To see the way the young
person acts one might think as she fancied herself as something
uncommon rare and high. But you’ll not take any fool
in, not you, for all that you like to play the fine lady.
Us can see through your game very clear, can’t us, Mr.
Hooper?
Miles. O certainly, to be
sure, Missis Spring. No one who has the privilege of being
acquainted with a real lady of quality could be mistook by any of
the games played by this young person.
[Clara looks him gravely in the
face without moving.
Emily. Get up, do you hear,
and help Maggie pass the dishes!
Thomas.
[Nervously.] Nay, nay, ’twas my doing,
Emily. I did tell the wenches as they might sit
their-selves along of we, just for th’ occasion like.
Emily. And who are you, if
you please, giving orders and muddling about like a lord in my
kitchen?
Thomas.
[Faintly.] Come, Emily, I’m the master.
Emily. And I, the
mistress. Hear that, you piece of London impudence?
George. [Comes
forward.] Master Luke be coming up the garden,
mistress.
[Luke Jenner enters.
He goes straight up to Joan
and holds out his hand to her, and then to Miles.
Luke. I do wish you happiness
with all my heart, Miss Clara. Miles, my lad, ’tis
rare—rare pleased as I be to shake your hand this day.
Emily. Come, come, Luke
Jenner, you’ve been and kept us waiting more nor half an
hour. Can’t you sit yourself down and give other folk
a chance of eating their victuals quiet? There’s
naught to make all this giddle-gaddle about as I can see.
Luke. [Sitting down in the
empty place by Joan’s
side.] Beg pardon, mistress, I know I’m a bit
late. But the victuals as are waited for do have a better
flavour to them nor those which be ate straight from the pot
like.
Thomas. That’s true
’tis. And ’tis hunger as do make the best
sauce.
[George and Maggie quietly seat themselves on either
side of Clara. Emily is too busy dispensing the food to
take any notice. George
hands plates and dishes to Clara, and silently cares for her comfort
throughout the meal.
Thomas. Well, Emily; well,
Luke. I didn’t think to lose my little sister afore
she’d stopped a three days in the place. That I did
not. But I don’t grudge her to a fine prospering
young man like friend Hooper, no, I don’t.
Emily. No one called upon you
for a speech, Thomas. See if you can’t make yourself
of some use in passing the green stuff. [Turning to
Luke.] We have two serving maids
and a man, Mister Jenner, but they’re to be allowed to act
the quality to-day, so we’ve got to wait upon
ourselves.
Luke. A man is never so well
served as by his own two hands, mistress. That’s my
saying at home.
Thomas. And a good one too,
Luke, my boy, for most folk, but with me ’tis
otherwise. I’ve got another pair of hands in the
place as do for me as well, nor better than my own.
Emily. Yes, Thomas, I often
wonders where you’d be without mine.
Thomas. I wasn’t
thinking of yourn, Emily. ’Tis George’s hands
as I was speaking of.
Emily.
[Contemptuously.] George! You’ll all
find out your mistake one day, Thomas.
Miles. [To Joan, who has been nervously handling her
knife and fork and watching Clara’s movements
furtively.] My sweet Miss is not shewing any
appetite.
Joan.
I’m—I’m not used to country fare.
Emily. O, I hear you,
Clara. Thomas, this is very fine. Clara can’t
feed ’cause she’s not used to country fare!
What next, I’d like to know!
Robin. [Who has been
watching Joan.] Why does
Aunt sometimes put her knife in her mouth, Mother?
Miles. My good boy,
’tis plain you’ve never mixed among the quality or
you would know that each London season has its own new fashion of
acting. This summer ’tis the stylish thing to put on
a countryfied mode at table.
Jessie. Joan don’t eat
like that, Mister Hooper.
Miles. Joan’s only a
maid servant, Miss Jessie. You should learn to distinguish
between such people and fine ladles like your aunt.
Joan. [Forcing herself to
be more animated.] Give me some fruit, Miles—I
have no appetite to-day for heavy food. ’Tis far too
warm.
Miles. As for me, the only
food I require is the sweet honey of my Missy’s voice.
Thomas. Ah, ’tis a
grand thing to be a young man, Miles Hooper. There was a
day when such things did come handy to my tongue, like.
Emily.
[Sharply.] I don’t seem to remember that day,
Thomas.
Thomas. [Sheepishly,
his look falling.] Ah—’twas
afore—afore our courting time, Emily.
Luke.
[Energetically.] Prime weather for the hay,
farmer. I count as this dry will last until the whole of it
be carried. [A knock is heard at the door.
Thomas. Now who’ll that
be? Did you see anyone a-coming up the path, Mother?
Emily. Do you expect me to be
carving of the fowls and a-looking out of the window the same
time, Thomas?
Thomas. George, my lad, do
you open the door and see who ’tis.
[Joan looks anxiously across the
table at Clara. Then she
drops her spoon and fork and takes up her fan, using it
violently whilst George slowly
gets up and opens the door. Lord
Lovel is seen standing on the threshold.
Lord Lovel. [To George.] Kindly tell me, my man, is
this the farm they call Ox Lease?
George. Ah, that’s
right enough.
Lord Lovel. I’m sorry
to break in upon a party like this, but I want to see Miss Clara
Spring if she is here.
Thomas. [Standing
up.] You’ve come at the very moment,
master. This be a giving in marriage supper. And
’tis Miss Clara, what’s only sister to me, as is to
be wed.
Lord Lovel. Impossible, my
good sir!
Thomas. Ah, that’s
it. Miles Hooper, he’s the happy man. If you be
come by Painswick High Street you’ll have seen his name up
over the shop door.
Lord Lovel. Miss
Clara—Miles Hooper—No, I can’t believe it.
Thomas. [Pointing
towards Joan and Miles.] There they be—the both
of them. Turtle doves on the same branch.
You’re right welcome, master, to sit down along of we as
one of the family on this occasion.
Lord Lovel. [Looking
at Joan who has suddenly
dropped her fan and is leaning back with a look of supplication
towards Clara.] I must have
come to the wrong place—that’s not the Miss Clara
Spring I know.
Miles. [Bending over
Joan.] My sweet Missy has no
acquaintance with this gentleman, I am sure.
[Lord Lovel suddenly turns round
and perceives Clara seated
by Maggie at the
table. He quickly goes towards her, holding
out his hand.
Lord Lovel. Miss Clara.
Tell me what is going on. [Looking at her cap and
apron.] Why have you dressed yourself like this?
Thomas. Come, come.
There seems to be some sort of a hitch here. The young
gentleman has very likely stopped a bit too long at the Spotted
Cow on his way up.
Joan. [Very faintly,
looking at Clara.] O do
you stand by me now.
Clara. [Lays her hand
on Lord Lovel’s
arm.] Come with me, my lord. I think I can
explain everything if you will only step outside with me.
Come—[She leads him swiftly through the door which
George shuts behind them.]
[Joan leans back in her chair as
though she were going to faint.
Thomas. Well, now—but
that’s a smartish wench, getting him out so quiet,
like. George, you’d best step after them to see as
the young man don’t annoy her in any way.
Emily. That young person can
take good care of herself. Sit you down, Thomas and George,
and get on with your eating, if you can.
Jessie. Why did he think Joan
was our aunt, mother?
Emily. ’Cause he was in
that state when a man don’t know his right leg from his
left arm.
George. [Who has remained
standing.] Look you here, Master Thomas—see here
mistress. ’Tis time as there was an end of this
cursed play acting, or whatever ’tis called.
Emily. Play acting there
never has been in my house, George, I’d like for you to
know.
George. O yes there have
been, mistress. And ’tis time it was finished.
[Pointing to Joan.] You
just take and ask that young person what she do mean by tricking
herself out in Miss Clara’s gowns and what not, and by
having herself called by Miss Clara’s own name.
Miles. [Taking Joan’s hand in his.] My
sweet Miss must pay no attention to the common fellow. I
dare him to speak like that of my little lady bride.
George. A jay bird in
peacock’s feathers, that’s what ’tis. And
she’s took you all in, the every one of you.
Jessie. O George, isn’t
she really our aunt from London?
George. No, that she baint,
Miss Jessie.
Thomas. Come, come, my
lad. I never knew you act so afore.
Emily. ’Tis clear where
he have spent his time this afternoon.
Luke. Nay, nay, I never did
see George inside of the Spotted Cow in all the years I’ve
known of him. George baint made to that shape.
Robin. Then who is Aunt
Clara, George?
George. She who be just gone
from out of the room, Master Robin, and none other.
Thomas. Come, George, this
talk do sound so foolish.
George. I can’t help
that, master. Foolish deeds do call for foolish words, may
be.
Miles. My pretty Miss is
almost fainting, I declare. [He pours out water for
Joan and bends affectionately over
her.] Put the drunken fellow outside and let’s
have an end of this.
George.
[Advancing.] Yes, us’ll have an end to it very
shortly. But I be going to put a straight question to the
maid first, and ’tis a straight answer as her’ll have
to give me in reply.
Miles. Not a word, not a
word. Miss is sadly upset by your rude manners.
George. Do you ask of the
young lady but one thing, Master Hooper, and then I’ll go
when you will.
Miles. Well, my man,
what’s that?
George. Do you get her to
speak the name as was given she at baptism, Mister Hooper.
Miles. This is madness.
My pretty Miss shall not be teased by such a question.
Thomas, you’ll have to get this stupid fellow locked up, or
something.
George.
[Angrily.] Her shall say it, if I stands here all
night.
[Joan suddenly bends forward and
hides her face in her hands, her form shaken by violent
weeping. The door opens and Clara enters followed by Lord Lovel. She has taken off her
cap and apron.
Joan. [Raising her head
and stretching out her hands to Clara.] O speak for me,
mistress. Speak for me and help.
Clara. I am Clara, she is
Joan. Thomas, Emily, I pray you to forgive us both for
taking you in like this.
Thomas. Well, I never did
hear tell of such a thing.
Emily. I’m not going to
believe a word the young person says.
Lord Lovel. She has told you
but the truth, my good friends.
Emily. And who are you, to
put your tongue into the basin, I’d like to know?
Clara. This is the nephew of
my dear godmother. Lord Lovel is his name.
Emily. If you think I’m
going to be took in with such nonsense, the more fool you, I
says.
Lord Lovel. But all that Miss
Clara tells you is true, Missis Spring. She and her serving
maid, for certain reasons of their own, agreed to change parts
for a few days.
Thomas. [Turning to
Joan.] Is this really so, my
maid?
[Joan bows her head, her
handkerchief still covering her face.
Thomas. [To Clara.] Who ever would have thought on
such a thing?
Clara. ’Twas a foolish
enough thing, but no harm is done. Look up, Joan, and do
not cry so pitifully.
Joan. [Looking up at
Miles.] You’ll never go
and change towards me now that we’re most as good as wed,
will you, Mister Hooper?
Miles. [Rising and
speaking with cold deliberation.] Ladies and gentlemen,
I have the honour to wish you all a very pleasant evening.
Thomas. Come, come Miles, we
be all a bit turned in the head, it seems. But
things’ll settle back to their right places if you gives
them a chance. Sit you down and take a drink of sommat.
Emily. Don’t be so
foolish, Thomas. As if a man what’s been stung by a
wasp would care to sit himself down on a hornet’s nest.
Miles. You are perfectly
right, madam. This is no place for me. I have been
sported with. My good name has been treated as a jest.
Joan. O Mister Hooper,
’twas my doing, all of it, but I did it for the best, I
did.
Miles. [Going to the
door.] Thank you, my good woman. Next time you
want to play a little prank like this, I beg that you will select
your partner with more care. The name of Hooper is not a
suitable one to toy with, let me tell you.
Robin. Aren’t you going
to marry her then, Mister Hooper?
Miles. I am not, Master
Robin.
Jessie. You said as you could
tell a real lady by her ways, but you couldn’t very well,
could he, Mother?
[Miles, covering his
mortification with sarcastic bows made to the right and left,
goes out. Joan leans
back almost fainting in her chair.
Luke. [Taking her
hand.] This is the finest hearing in all the world for
me, Miss—Miss Joan.
Joan. O Mr. Jenner, how deep
you must despise me.
Luke. And that I’d
never do, though I’m blest if I know why you did it.
Clara. It was as much my
fault as hers, Mister Jenner. There were things that each
of us wanted, and that we thought we might get, by changing
places, one with the other.
Thomas. [To Clara.] Well, my maid, I’m
blessed if I do know what you was a hunting about for, dressed up
as a serving wench.
Clara. [Turning a little
towards George.] I thought
to find something which was mine when I was a little child, but
which I lost.
Jessie. O Georgie do know how
to find things which is lost. ’Twas he as brought
back the yellow pullet when her had strayed off.
Robin. Yes. And
’twas George as did find your blue hair ribbon Aunt Clara,
when it was dropped in the hayfield.
Jessie. I believe as Georgie
knowed which of them was our aunt all the time.
Robin. I believe it too.
Thomas. Why, George, you sly
dog, what put you on the scent, like?
George. ’Twas not one,
but many things. And if you wants a clear proof [Turning
to Clara]—put back the laces
of your sleeve, Miss Clara.
Clara. What for, George?
George. Whilst you was
a-doing of the taters, this morning, you did pull up your
sleeves. ’Twas then I held the proof. Not that
’twas needed for me, like.
[Clara pushes up both her
sleeves, and holds out her arms towards George.
George. [Pointing to the
scar.] There ’tis—there’s where
th’ old gander have left his mark.
The Children. [Getting
up.] Where, where! O do let us see!
[They run round to where Clara stands and look eagerly at the mark
on her arm which she shews to them.
Thomas. George, my lad, you
baint th’ only one as can play fox.
Emily. Don’t you be so
set up as to think as you can, Thomas. For a more foolish
figure of a goose never was cut. A man might tell when
’twas his own sister, if so be as he had his full senses
upon him.
Thomas. Never you mind,
Emily. What I says to George is, he baint th’ only
fox. How now, my lad?
George. I don’t see
what you be driving at, master.
Thomas. [Slyly.]
What about that bit of blue ribbon, George?
Clara. Yes, Thomas. Ask
Georgie if he will give it back to me.
George. [Stepping forward
till he is by Clara’s
side.] No, and that I will not do. ’Tis
little enough as I holds, but what little, I’ll keep
it.
Clara. [To George.] Those words are like a frail
bridge on which I can stand for a moment. Georgie, do you
remember the days when you used to lead me by the hand into the
deep parts of the wood, lifting me over the briars and the
brambles so that I should not be hurt by their thorns?
George. Hark you here,
Clara. This once I’ll speak. I never had but
one true love, and that was a little maid what would run through
the woods and over all the meadows, her hand in mine. I
learnt she the note of every bird. And when th’
evening was come, us would watch together till th’ old
mother badger did get from out of her hole, and start hunting in
the long grasses.
Clara. [Taking George’s hand.] Then,
Georgie, there was no need for the disguise that I put upon
myself.
George. Do you think as the
moon can hide her light when there baint no cloud upon the sky,
Clara?
Clara. Georgie, I went in
fear of what this gold and silver might raise up between you and
me.
Thomas. That’s all
finished and done with now, my maid. If I’d a hundred
sisters, George should have the pick of them, he should.
Emily. Thank you.
Thomas. One of your sisters is about enough.
Luke. [Who has been
sitting with Joan’s hand
in his.] Hark you here, mistress. There’s
many a cloudy morning turns out a sunshiny day. Baint that
a true saying, Joan?
Joan. [Looking up
radiantly.] O that it is, dear Luke.
Lord Lovel. Miss Clara, it
seems that there is nothing more to be said.
Emily. And that’s the
most sensible thing as has been spoke this long while.
Thomas, your sister favours you in being a poor, grizzling sort
of a muddler. She might have took up with this young man,
who has a very respectable appearance.
Lord Lovel. [Coming
forward to George and shaking
his hand.] I’m proud to make your acquaintance,
sir.
Emily. [Rising
angrily.] Come Thomas, come Luke, come Clara. Us
might be a barn full of broody hens the way we be set around of
this here table. ’Twill be midnight afore the things
is cleared away and washed up.
Thomas. What if it be,
Emily. ’Tisn’t very often as I gets the chance
of minding how ’twas in times gone past. Ah, I was a
young man in those days, too, I was.
Emily. And ’tis a rare
old addle head as you be got now, Thomas.
Jessie. [Slipping her hand
into Thomas’s.] O do
let us sit up till midnight, Dad.
Robin. I shall eat a smartish
lot more if we does.
[Curtain.]