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Scots Proverbs, Ancient and Modern

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SCOTS PROVERBS,

ANCIENT AND MODERN,

SELECTED FROM


ALLAN RAMSAY AND OTHERS.

“An ounce o’ mither-wit, is worth a pound o’ clergy.”

BRECHIN:
PRINTED FOR ALEXANDER BLACK, BOOKSELLER.
1834.


SCOTS PROVERBS. — A — B — C — D — E — F — G — H — I — J — K — L — M — N — O — P — Q — R — S — T — U — W — Y — Transcriber’s Note

  • A bairn may hae ower muckle o’ his mither’s benison.
  • A bare moor maks a lean hirsel.
  • A’ burdens are light except to the bearer.
  • A blate maiden may mak a bardy gudewife.
  • A blate suitor should hae a gude cause.
  • A’ blews are no true blews.
  • A borrowing man is a sorrowing man.
  • A begun turn is hauf ended.
  • A blate cat maks a proud mouse.
  • A blythe heart maks a blooming look.
  • A bit but, and a bit ben, maks a mim-mou’d maiden at the board en’.
  • A bonny bride is soon busket, and a short horse is soon whisket.
  • A borrowed len’ shou’d gae laughing hame.
  • Abundance of law breaks nae law.
  • A careless maister maks a lazy man.
  • A club fit will no mak a gude shinty.
  • A close mouth catches nae flees.
  • A cock’s ay crouse on his ain midden-head.
  • A cramm’d kyte maks a crazy carcase.
  • A daft nurse maks a wise wean.
  • A denk maiden maks a dirty wife.
  • A drink is shorter than a tale.
  • A dry summer ne’er made a dear peck.
  • A dumb man wins nae law.
  • Ae bird in the hand is worth ten fleein’ by.
  • A fool may win money, but it taks a wise man to keep it.
  • A greedy e’e ne’er had a leel heart.
  • Ae gade turn deserves anither.
  • Ae hour’s cauld will suck out seven yeer’s heat.
  • Ae man may lead a horse to the water, but twenty winna gar him drink.
  • Ae man’s meat is anither man’s poison.
  • Ae swallow maks na simmer.
  • Ae scabbed sheep will smit the hale hirtel.
  • Ae hour in the morning is worth twa in the afternoon.
  • A fidging mare shou’d be weel girded.
  • A fleer wad aye hae a follower.
  • A fool and his money is soon parted.
  • A fool may gi’e a wise man a counsel.
  • A friend in court is worth a penny in purse.
  • A friend in need’s a friend indeed.
  • Aft counting keeps friends lang thegither.
  • After meat mustard.
  • After a storm comes a ca’m.
  • A fou man and a hungry horse ay mak haste hame.
  • A fou purse never lacks friends.
  • A rough bane maks a fou wame.
  • A fou wame maks a stiff back.
  • A black hen lays a white egg.
  • A gaun foot’s ay getting.
  • A gentle horse shou’d be sindle spurr’d.
  • A gi’en horse shou’d na be look’d i’ the mouth.
  • A gi’en game was ne’er won.
  • A gude beginning maks a gude ending.
  • A gude cow may hae an ill cauf.
  • A gude tongue’s a safe weapon.
  • A gude ingle maks a roomy fire-side.
  • A gude word is as soon said as an ill.
  • A gude tale is no the waur to be twice tauld.
  • A gude name is sooner tint than won.
  • A green turf’s a gude gudemither.
  • A green Yule maks a fat kirk-yard.
  • A great cry and little woo, quoth the deil, when he clippet the sow.
  • A greedy e’e never gat a gude penny worth.
  • A hantle cry murder, and are ay uppermost.
  • A houndless hunter, and a gunless gunner, see ay routh o’ game.
  • A hungry man’s ay angry.
  • Ale sellers shou’d na be tale-tellers.
  • A liar shou’d hae a gude memory.
  • Alike ilka day maks a clout on Sunday.
  • A light purse maks a heavy heart.
  • A’s no gowd that glitters.
  • A’ the truth shou’d na be tauld.
  • A’ the corn’s no shorn by kempers.
  • A’ the winning’s in the first buying.
  • A’ that’s said in the kitchen shou’d na be tauld in the ha’.
  • A’ cats are grey i’ the dark.
  • A’s no tint that’s in hazard.
  • A’s fish that comes i’ the net.
  • A’ Stewarts are no sib to the king.
  • A’ the speed’s i’ the spurs.
  • A’s weel that ends weel.
  • A’ things are gude untried.
  • A red nose maks a raggit back.
  • A kiss and a drink o’ water maks a wersh breakfast.
  • A man’s ay crouse on his ain cause.
  • A man may spit in his loof and do little.
  • A man canna bear a’ his kin on his back.
  • A man at five may be a fool at fifteen.
  • A man is weel or wae, as he thinks himsel sae.
  • A mouthfu’ o’ meat may be a townfu’ o’ shame.
  • A muffled cat was ne’er a gude hunter.
  • An auld mason maks a gude barrowman.
  • An ill shearer never gat a gude heuk.
  • An ill-willy cow shou’d hae short horns.
  • An ill servant ne’er prov’d a gude master.
  • An ounce of mither-wit is worth a pound o’ clergy.
  • Ane may lo’e the kirk weel aneugh, yet no be ay riding on the rigging o’t.
  • A Scots mist will weet an Englishman to the skin.
  • As fu’ o’ mischief as an egg’s fu’ o’ meat.
  • As gude may haud the stirrip as he that loups on.
  • As lang runs the fox as he has feet.
  • As lang lives the merry man as the sad.
  • As lang as ye serve the tod ye maun bear up his tail.
  • As the sow fills the draff sours.
  • As the auld cock craws, the young cock learns.
  • As the fool thinks, the bell clinks.
  • As the market gangs the wares maun sell.
  • As weel be hang’d for a wedder as a lamb.
  • As ye lo’e me look in my dish.
  • As ye do yoursel you judge your neibours.
  • As ye mak your bed, sae ye maun lie down.
  • A safe conscience maks a sound sleep.
  • A sillerless man gangs fast through the market.
  • A sinking master maks aft a rising man.
  • A slothfu’ hand maks a slim fortune.
  • As ye brew weel ye’ll drink the better.
  • A spur in the head is worth twa in the heel.
  • A sturdy beggar shou’d hae a stout naysayer.
  • A tale-teller is waur than a thief.
  • A taking hand will never want.
  • A tale never tines in the telling.
  • A wight man never wanted a weapon.
  • A thread will tye an honest man better than a rape a knave.
  • A tocherless dame sits lang at hame.
  • A twapenny cat may look at a king.
  • A wee bush is better than nae bield.
  • A wee thing fleys cowards.
  • Auld men are twice bairns.
  • Auld sparrows are ill to tame.
  • Auld springs gi’e nae price.
  • A yeld sow was never gude to grices.
  • Bare gentry, bragging beggars.—Bastard brood are ay proud.
  • Be lang sick that ye may be soon hale.
  • Beggars shou’d na be choosers.
  • Beg frae beggars you’ll never be rich.
  • Better a bit i’ the morning than fast a’ day.
  • Better a clout than a hole out.
  • Better a dog fawn on you than bark at you.
  • Better a finger aff than ay wagging.
  • Better a mouse in the pat than nae flesh.
  • Better a tocher in her than wi’ her.
  • Better a toom house than an ill tenant.
  • Better a wee ingle to warm you, than a muckle fire to burn you.
  • Better auld debts than auld sairs.
  • Better sma’ fish than nae fish.
  • Better be alane than in ill company.
  • Better be blythe wi’ little than sad wi’ naethin’.
  • Better be envied than pitied.—Better be idle than ill employed.
  • Better be out o’ the warld than out o’ the fashion.
  • Better be kind than cumbersome.
  • Better buy than berrow.—Better day the better deed.
  • Better eat grey bread in youth than in eild.
  • Better flatter a fool than fight wi’ him.
  • Better find iron than tine siller.—Better gi’e the slight than tak it.
  • Better haud by a hair than draw wi’ a tether.
  • Better ha’f egg than toom doup.
  • Better hain at the brim than at the bottom.
  • Better hand loose than in an ill tethering.
  • Better kiss a knave than cast out wi’ him.
  • Better keep the deil without the door than drive him out o’ the house.
  • Better keep weel than mak weel.
  • Better late thrive than ne’er do weel.
  • Better live in hope than in despair.
  • Better my bairns seek frae me than I beg frae them.
  • Better my friend think me fremit than fashious.
  • Better ne’er begun than ne’er ended.
  • Better rue sit than rue flit.—Blude’s thicker than water.
  • Better the end of a feast than the beginning of a fray.
  • Better to haud than to draw.—Better twa skaiths than ae sorrow.
  • Better wait on the cook than the doctor.
  • Better wear shoon than sheets.—Black will tak nae ither hue.
  • Between the deil and the deep sea.—Burnt bairns the fire dreads.
  • Bid a man to the roast and stick him wi’ the spit.
  • Bigging and bairns marrying are great wasters.
  • Birds of a feather flock thegither.
  • Birth’s gude but breeding’s better.
  • Biting and scarting is Scotch fouk’s wooing.
  • Blind men shou’d na be judges o’ colours.
  • Boden gear stinks.—Bourd na wi’ Bawty lest he bite ye.
  • Broken bread makes hale bairns.
  • Butter and burn trouts are kittle meat for maidens.
  • Buy a thief frae the gallows and he’ll cut your throat.
  • Cadgers are ay fond o’ creels.
  • Cast a cat o’er the house rigging ’twill fa’ on its feet.
  • Cast a bane in the deil’s teeth.
  • Cats an carlins sit in the sun.
  • Cauld cools the love that kindles ower het.
  • Changes are lightsome.
  • Charity begins at hame.
  • Come unca’d sits unserv’d.
  • Comes to my hand like the boul of a pint stoup.
  • Come wi’ the wind and gae wi’ the water.
  • Confess’d faut is hauf amends.
  • Confess debt and crave days.
  • Confess and be hang’d.
  • Corn him weel, he’ll work the better.
  • Count again is not forbidden.
  • Count siller after a’ your kin.
  • Count like Jews and ’gree like brethren.
  • Credit is better than ill won gear.
  • Credit keeps the crown o’ our causeway.
  • Crocked carlin, quoth the cripple to his wife.
  • Cut your coat according to your claith.
  • Corbys will no pick out corby’s een.

  • Daffin and want o’ wit maks auld wives denard.
  • Damming and laving is gude sure fishing.
  • Daughters and dead fish are nae keeping ware.
  • Dawted bairns dow bear little.
  • Day-light will peep through a sma’ hole.
  • Dear bought and far sought is meat for ladies.
  • Death and marriage break term-day.
  • Death defies the doctor.
  • Ding down the nest and the rooks will flee away.
  • Dinna gut your fish till ye get them.
  • Dit your mouth wi’ your meat.
  • Do as the lasses do, say no and tak it.
  • Dinna meddle wi’ the deil and the laird’s bairns.
  • Dogs will redd swine.
  • Dows and dominies leave ay a foul house.
  • Double charges rive cannons.
  • Drink he sought, but draff was his errand.
  • Draff’s gude enough for swine.
  • Drive a cow to the ha’ she’ll rin to the byre.
  • Drink and drouth come na ay thegether.
  • Drink little that ye may drink lang.
  • Drunken at e’en and dry in the morning.
  • Dummie winna lie.
  • Early master soon knave.—Eat your fill but pouch nane.
  • Eat pease wi’ the prince, and cherries wi’ the chapman.
  • Eat in measure and defy the doctor.
  • Eat weel’s drink weel’s brither.
  • Eating and drinking wants but a beginning.
  • Eild and poortith’s sair to thole.
  • Eith learning the cat to the kirn.
  • Eith working when will’s at hame.
  • Either win the horse or tine the saddle.
  • Either the tod or the fearn bush.
  • E’ening red and morning grey, is a taiken of a bonny day.
  • E’ening oats are gude morning fodder.
  • E’en as ye win’t say ye may wear’t.
  • Embro’ justice, the greater the crime the sma’er the fine.
  • Eneugh’s as gude’s a feast.
  • Every ane creeshes the fat sows tail.
  • Every ane loups the dike where it’s laighest.
  • Every craw thinks hir ain bird whitest.
  • Every dog has his day.
  • Every man can guide an ill wife weel but he that has her.
  • Every man bows to the bush he gets bield frae.
  • Every man’s tale’s gude till anither’s be tauld.
  • Every man at forty is a fool or a physician.
  • Every man has his ain draff pock.
  • Every miller wad wyse the water to his ain mill.
  • Every thing has an end, and a pudding has twa.
  • Experience teaches fools.
  • Faint heart never won fair lady.
  • Fair exchange is nae robbery.—Fancy kills and cures.
  • Fann’d fires and forc’d love ne’er did weel.
  • Far away fowls hae fair feathers.—Far frae court far frae care.
  • Far behind that may not follow.—Fast bind, fast find.
  • Fat paunches bode lean pows.—First come first ser’d.
  • Feckless foek are ay fond of ane anither.
  • Fiddler’s wives and gamester’s ale are free to every body.
  • Fiddler’s dogs and flesh-flies come to feasts unca’d.
  • Fight dog, fight bear, wha won deil care.
  • Fine feathers mak fine birds.—Fools’ haste is nae speed.
  • Fire and water are gude servants, but ill masters.
  • Flaes and a girning wife are waukrife bed-fellows.
  • Fleying a bird is no the way to grip it.
  • Flitting of farms mak mailings dear.—Friends ’gree best sindry.
  • Fools shou’d nae hae chapping stieks.
  • Fools ravel and wise men redd.—Fumblers are ay fond o’ weans.
  • Fools and bairns shou’d nae see a ha’f done turn.
  • Fools mak feasts, and wise fouk eat them; the wise mak jests, and fools repeat them.
  • For fashion’s sake, as dogs gang to the market.
  • Fore-warn’d, ha’f armed.—Foul water slockens fire.
  • Fresh fish and poor friends grow soon ill-far’d.
  • Friends are like fiddle-strings, they mauna be screw’d owre tight.
  • Frost and fausehood hae baith a dirty waygang.
  • Gaunting bodes wanting.—Gie the deil his due.
  • Giff-Gaff makes gude friends.—Gie you an inch ye’ll tak an ell.
  • Gie a dog an ill name and he’ll soon be hang’d.
  • Gie the deil his due.—Glasses and lasses are bruckle ware.
  • God help great fowk, the poor can beg.
  • God ne’er sent the mouth but he sent meat wi’t.
  • God send you mair wit and mair siller.
  • Great barkers are nae biters.—Greening wives are ay greedy.
  • Gie a beggar a bed and he’ll pay you wi’ lice.
  • Haud a hank in your ain hand.—Hae gars a deaf man hear.
  • Hair and hair makes the earl’s head bare.—Hale-sale’s gude sale.
  • Hame is hame if it were ne’er sae hamely.
  • Hang them that hae nae shift, and them that hae owre mony.
  • Hang a thief when he’s young, and he’ll no steal when he’s auld.
  • Hanging’s nae better than it’s ea’d.—Hardships sinle come single.
  • He begs frae them that borrow’d frae him.
  • He brings a staff to break his ain head.
  • He does na ay ride when he saddles his horse.
  • He fells twa dogs wi’ ae stane.—He had his finger in the pye.
  • He gangs awa to an ill tune that never comes again.
  • He has a bee in his bannet lug.—He’s like a flea in a blanket.
  • He has gotten a bite o’ his ain bridle.
  • He has nae as muckle sense as a cow can haud in her faulded nieve.
  • He has faut of a wife that marries mam’s pet.
  • He has mair wit in his little finger than ye hae in a’ your bouk.
  • He has feather’d his nest, he may flee when he likes.
  • He has need of a lang spoon that sups wi’ the deil.
  • He has a slid grip that has an eel by the tail.
  • He kens na a B by a bull’s foot.—He’s no sae daft as he lets on.
  • He kens his ain groats amang ither fouks kail.
  • He’ll soon be a beggar that cannot say nay.
  • He loo’d mutton weel that licked where the ewe lay.
  • He’ll no sell his hen on a rainy day.
  • He may weel swim that has his head hadden up.
  • He never lies but when the holly’s green.
  • He needs maun rin that the deil drives.
  • He’s wise that kens whan he’s weel, and can haud himsel sae.
  • He’s scant o’ news that tells his father was hanged.
  • He’s an Aberdeen’s man, he taks his word again.
  • He’s a wise bairn that kens his ain father.
  • He’s uneo fou in his ain house that canna pike a bane in his neibour’s.
  • He’s a proud horse that winna bear his ain provender.
  • He’s like a singet cat, better than he’s likely.
  • He’s a worthless gudeman that’s no miss’d.
  • He stumbles at a strae and loups o’er a won-lyne.
  • He speaks like a prent-book.—He that comes unca’d sits unserv’d.
  • He that aught the cow gangs nearest her tail.
  • He that buys land buys stanes, and he that buys beef buys banes.
  • He that buys nuts buys shells, he that buys ale buys naithing else.
  • He that canna mak sport shou’d mar nane.
  • He that deals in dirt has ay foul fingers.
  • He that can near Dumback may bear Dumbarton.
  • He that keeps the cat’s dish keeps her ay crying.
  • He rises owre soon that’s hanged e’er noon.
  • He that gies a’ wad gies naithing.—He that has muckle gets ay mair.
  • He that has muckle wad ay hae mair.
  • He that has a gude cramp may thole some thistles.
  • He that has nae siller in his purse shou’d hae silk on his tongue.
  • He that hides is the best at seeking.
  • He that has a muckle nose thinks ilk ane speaks o’t.
  • He that hews aboon his head may get a speal in his e’e.
  • He that’s ill to himsel will be gude to naebody.
  • He that laughs at his ain joke spills the sport o’t.
  • He that speers a’, only gets wit o’ part.
  • He wad skin a loose for the tallow.
  • He that sleeps wi’ dogs maun rise wi’ flaes.
  • He’s no sae daft as he’s daft like.—His egg has ay twa youks.
  • He that winna when he may, he shanna when he wad.
  • He that woos a widow should woo her day and night.
  • He that wad eat the kirnel maun crack the nut.
  • He that will to Coupar will to Coupar.
  • He wad gang a mile to flit a sow.—He wad rake hell for a bodle.
  • He wats na whilk end o’ him’s uppermost.
  • He wad gar you trow that the moon’s made o’ green cheese.
  • He wad tine his lugs if they werna tacked to him.
  • His bark is war than his bite.—Hooly and fairly gangs far in a day.
  • Hungry dogs are blythe o’ bursten puddings.
  • I canna sell the cow and sup her milk.—I hae ither tow on my rock.
  • I can see as far into a mill-stane as he that pick’d it.
  • I hae a gude bow, but its in the castle.
  • I had rather gae by your door than o’er your grave.
  • I hae got an ill kame for my ain head.
  • I hae mair ado than a dish to wash.
  • I hae baith my meat and my mense.
  • I hae seen mair than I hae eaten, or ye wadna be there.
  • I ken by my cog my cow’s milked.—I ne’er sat on your coat tale.
  • I’ll gar his ain gartens tye up his ain hose.
  • I’ll ne’er lout sae laigh and lift sae little.
  • I’ll ne’er put the rogue aboon the gentleman.
  • I’ll ne’er keep a dog and bark mysel.
  • I’ll tak the best first, as the priest did o’ the plumbs.
  • I’ll ne’er brew drink to treat drunkards.
  • I’m o’er auld a cat to draw a strae before.
  • I’m no sae blind as I’m bleer-ey’d.
  • I’m nae sae scant o’ clean pipes as to blaw wi’ a burnt cutty.
  • I’m speaking o’ hay and you o’ horse corn.
  • I’m neither sma’ drink thirsty, nor grey bread hungry.
  • I ne’er lo’ed meat that craw’d in my crapin.
  • I wad be scant o’ claith to sole my hose wi’ dockens.
  • I wadna fother you for your muck.
  • I wadna ca the king my cousin tho’ he were my uncle’s son.
  • I wadna be deav’d wi’ your keckling for a’ your eggs.
  • I wadna mak fish o’ ane and flesh o’ anither.
  • I wish you readier meat than a rinning hare.
  • If ae sheep loup o’er the dike a’ the lave will follow.
  • If and and spoils mony a gude charter.
  • If a man gangs down the brae ilk ane gies him a jundie.
  • If he bind the pock she’ll sit down upon’t.
  • If he be nae a souter he’s a gude shoe clouter.
  • If I canna keep geese I’ll keep gaislins.
  • If I canna do’t by might I’ll do’t by sleight.
  • If it be a faut it’s nae ferly.—If it winna sell it winna sour.
  • If stakes be gude to gie they’ll be gude to get.
  • If the deil be laird ye’ll be tenant.—If ye lo’e me let it kythe.
  • If the deil find you idle he’ll set you to wark.
  • If wishes were horses beggars wad ride.
  • If ye hae little gear guide it the better.
  • If ye ca’ me scabbed I’ll ca’ you sca’d.
  • If ye be angry, claw your wame, and cool in the skin ye het in.
  • If you sell your purse to your wife, gi’e her your brecks to the bargain.
  • If ye had as little money as ye hae manners, ye wad be the poorest man o’ your kin.
  • If ye win at whoring ye’ll tine at naething.
  • If ye serve the tod ye maun bear up his tail.
  • Ill bairns get ay broken brows.—Ill bairns are best heard at hame.
  • Ill beef ne’er made good broe.—Ill doers are ay ill dreaders.
  • Ill counsel will gar a man stick his ain mare.
  • Ill getting het water frae ’neath cauld ice.—Ill herds mak fat foxes.
  • Ill hearing maks wrang rehearsing.—Ill news are aft owre true.
  • Ill laying up maks mony thieves.—Ill payers are ay gude cravers.
  • Ill to tak and eith to tire.—Ill weeds wax weel.
  • Ill workers are ay gude to putters.—Ill-will ne’er spak weel.
  • Ill won gear winna enrich the third heir.—Ill won, as ill wair’d.
  • It cam wi’ the wind let it gang wi’ the water.
  • It maun be an auld-farrant mouse that can kittle in a cat’s lug.
  • It’s a bare moor that ye gang thro’ and no get a heather cow.
  • It’s a cauld stammock that naething heats on.
  • It’s a gude goose that draps ay.—It’s a hard task to be poor and leal.
  • It’s a gude poor man’s blade, it will bow or break.
  • It’s a lang lane that hasna a turning.
  • It’s an ill wind that blaws naebody gude.
  • It’s an ill cause that the lawyers think shame o’.
  • It’s time to gie owre piping when youv’e lost the upper lip.
  • It’s an ill pack that’s no worth the custom.
  • It’s a mean mouse that has but ae hole.—It’s no a’ tint that fa’s by.
  • It’s a nasty bird fyles its ain nest.—It’s a sin to lie on the deil.
  • It’s a poor house whare thers’s neither a bairn nor a mouse.
  • It’s a shame to eat the cow and worry on the tail.
  • It’s a sorry hen that canna scrape for ae bird.
  • It’s a sair dung bairn that mayna greet.—It’s gude to be sib to siller.
  • It’s a’ tint that’s done to auld fo’k and bairns.
  • It’s but kindly that the pock sa’r of the herring.
  • It’s better to sup wi’ a cutty than want a spoon.
  • It’s dear coft honey that’s lick’d aff a thorn.
  • It’s eith crying Yule on anither man’s stool.
  • It’s fair in ha’ where beards wag a’.—It’s gude sleeping in a hale skin.
  • It’s gude maut that comes o’ will.—It’s gude to be side but no trailing.
  • It’s gude gear that pleases the merchant.
  • It’s gude to be gude in your time, ye kenna how lang it may last.
  • It’s gude to hae twa strings to your bow.
  • It’s hard to gar an auld mare leave aff flinging.
  • It’s hard to sit in Rome and strive wi the Pope.
  • It’s hard for a greedy e’e to hae a leal heart.
  • It’s ill to be ca’d a thief and no found picking.
  • It’s ill to bring out o’ the flesh what’s bred i’ the bane.
  • It’s ill getting breeks aff a Higlandman.
  • It’s ill taking corn frae geese.—It’s no tint that a friend gets.
  • It’s ill making a silk purse o’ a sows lug, or a touting horn o’ a tods tail.
  • It’s ill bringing butt what’s no there ben.
  • It’s kittle shooting at corbies and clergy.
  • It’s kittle to waken sleeping dogs.—It’s needless to bid a wren rin.
  • It’s lang or the deil be found dead at a dike-side.
  • It’s lang or ye need to cry, shou, to an egg.
  • It’s lang or like-to-die fill the kirk-yard.
  • It’s muckle gars the tailor laugh, for suitors girn ay.
  • It’s needless to pour water on a drown’d mouse.
  • It’s no the cowl that maks the friar.—It maun be true that a’ fo’k says.
  • It’s nae sin to tak a gude price, but in gi’ing ill measure.
  • It’s nae play when ane laughs and anither greets.
  • It’s no what is she? but what was she?
  • It’s nae laughing to girn in a widdy.—It’s weel war’d wasters want.
  • It’s o’er far between the kitchen and the ha’.
  • It’s o’er late to spare when the bottom’s bare.
  • It’s past joking when the head’s aff.
  • It’s weel that our fau’ts are no written on our face.
  • It’s time enough to skreigh when ye’re strucken.
  • It’s time enough to mak my bed when I’m gaun to lie down.
  • It’s lang or four bare legs gather heat in the bed.
  • It may come in an hour that winna come in seven year.
  • It will be a feather out o’ your wing.
  • It sets a sow weel to wear a saddle.
  • It sets you weel to gab again wi’ your bannet on.
  • It was ne’er for naething that the gled whistled.
  • Joke at leisure, you kenna wha may joke yoursel’.

  • Kail hains bread.—Kame sindle came sair.—Kamesters are ay creeshy.
  • Keep woo and it will be dirt, keep lint and it will be silk.
  • Keep your ain fish guts to your ain sea-maws.
  • Keep your kill-dry’d taunts to your mouldy-hair’d maidens.
  • Keep your breath to cool your crowdie.
  • Keep your mouth close and your een open.
  • Kindness comes a-will, it canna be coft.
  • Kindness will creep whare it canna gang.
  • Kindle a candle at baith ends it will soon be done.
  • King’s cauff’s worth other fo’ks corn.—Kissing gans by favour.
  • King’s cheese gaes hauf awa in pairings.
  • Kiss a carl and clap a carl, and that’s the way to tine a carl.
  • Kythe in your ain colours that fo’k may ken you.
  • Ladies and turkies need delicate upbringing.
  • Laith to bed and laith to rise.—Lang straes are nae motes.
  • Lang fasting hains nae meat.—Learn young, learn fair.
  • Lang tongu’d wives gae lang wi’ bairn.
  • Langest at fire soonest finds cauld.
  • Lang speaking part maun spill.—Love me love my dog.
  • Law’s costly, tak a pint and gree.
  • Law-makers should na be law-breakers.
  • Laugh at leisure, ye may greet ere night.
  • Laugh and lay’t down again.—Let alane maks mony loons.
  • Lay the head o’ the sow to the tail o’ the grice.
  • Learn the cat to the kirn and she’ll ay be licking.
  • Letna the plough stand to kill a mouse.
  • Let a’ treads live, quoth the wife, when she burnt her besom.
  • Let ay bell’d wathers break the snaw.
  • Let by-ganes be by-ganes.—Let horns gang wi’ the hide.
  • Let him tak a spring on his ain fiddle.
  • Let him haud the bairn that aught the bairn.
  • Let him cool in the skin he het in.
  • Let ilka sheep hang by its ain shank.
  • Let the muckle horse get the muckle wonlyn.
  • Let the morn come and the meat wi’t.
  • Let the kirk stand in the kirk-yard.—Live and let live.
  • Lie for him and he’ll swear for you.—Little gear the less care.
  • Light supper mak lang life-days.—Like’s an ill mark.
  • Little winning maks a heavy purse.—Love o’erlooks mony fauts.
  • Lightly come, lightly gane.—Little kend the less cared for.
  • Like draws to like, as a scabbed horse to a fail dyke.
  • Like Scotsmen, ay wise ahint the hand.
  • Likely lies aft i’ the mire, when unlikely wins through.
  • Like the maidens o’ Bayordine ye learn by the ear.
  • Like hens, ye rin ay to the tap o’ the heap.
  • Like the bairns o’ Falkirk, ye mind naething but mischief.
  • Like frien’less dogs mair sleep than meat.
  • Like the cat, fain fish wad ye eat, but ye are laith to weet your feet.
  • Like the wife wi’ the mony daughters, the best comes hindmost.
  • Lippen to me but look to yoursel’.
  • Little Jock gets the little dish, and that hauds him lang little.
  • Little said is soon mended, little gear’s soon spended.
  • Little wit i’ the head maks muckle travel to the feet.
  • Little may an auld nag do that maunna nicher.
  • Live upon love as lavrocks do on leeks.
  • Loud on the loan was ne’er a gude milk cow.
  • Love and light winna hide.—Love me lightly love me lang.
  • Love’s as warm among cotters as courtiers.
  • Love o’er het soonest cools.
  • Maidens shou’d be mim till they’r married, then they may burn kirks.
  • Maidens shou’d be mild and meek, quick to hear and slaw to speak.
  • Maidens tochers and ministers stipends are ay less than ca’d.
  • Mair hamely than welcome.—Mair haste the waur speed.
  • Mair by luck than gude guiding.—Malice is aye mindfu’.
  • Mak friends o’ fremit fo’k.—Measure twice, cut but ance.
  • Mak the best o’ an ill bargain you can.
  • Mak your hay when the sun shines.
  • May-bees flee not at this time o’ the year.
  • Maybe your pot may need my clips.
  • Mealy-mou’d maids stand lang at the mill.
  • Muckle may fa’ between the cup and the lip.
  • Mills and wives are ay wanting.—Mony hands mak light wark.
  • Mistress afore fo’k, gude wife behind backs, where lies the dish-clout?
  • Money is welcome in a dirten clout.
  • Mony a ane kisses the bairn for love o’ the nurse.
  • Mony fair promises at marriage mak few at tocher-paying.
  • Mony say weel when it was ne’er waur.
  • Mony a ane serves a thankless master.
  • Mony ways to kill a dog tho’ ye dinna hang him.
  • Mony cooks ne’er made gude kail.
  • Mony irons i’ the fire part maun cool.
  • Mony a ane opens their pack and sells nae wares.
  • Mony a ane speers the gate they ken fu’ weel.
  • My son’s my son ay till he get a wife, my daughter’s my daughter a’ the days o’ her life.
  • Nae fool like an auld fool.—Nae friend like a friend in need.
  • Nae man can thrive unless his wife lets him.
  • Nae sooner up than her head’s in the am’ry.
  • Nae safe wading in unco water.—Necessity hae nae law.
  • Nae wonder ye be auld like, ilka thing fashes ye.
  • Naething sae crouse as a new washen louse.
  • Naething’s ill to be done when will’s at hame.
  • Naething’s to be done in haste but gripping of flaes.
  • Naething to do but draw in your stool and sit down.
  • Naething venture naething win.—New lords hae new laws.
  • Nane but fools and knaves lay wagers.
  • Nane can mak a bore but ye’ll find a pin till’t.
  • Nane can play the fool sae weel as a wise man.
  • Near’s my sark but nearer’s my skin.—Ne’er ower auld to learn.
  • Nearest the heart nearer the mou.—Ne’er rax aboon your reach.
  • Nearest the kirk the farthest frae gude.
  • Neck or naething the king loes nae cripples.
  • Need will gar an auld wife trot, and a naked man rin.
  • Ne’er draw your durk when a daunt will do.
  • Ne’er find faut wi’ my shoon unless ye pay my cobler.
  • Ne’er gae to the deil wi’ a dish-clout about your head.
  • Ne’er gae me my death in a toom dish.—Ne’er quat certanty for hope.
  • Ne’er let on but laugh in your ain sleeve.
  • Ne’er marry a widow, unless her first man was hang’d.
  • Ne’er scad your lips in other fo’k’s kail.
  • Ne’er seek a wife till ye ken what to do wi’.
  • Ne’er shaw your teeth unless ye can bite.
  • Ne’er strive against the stream.
  • Ne’er take a fore-hammer to break an egg, when ye can do it wi’ a pen-knife.—Nipping and scarting’s Scotch fo’k’s wooing.
  • Ne’er let the nose blush for the sins o’ the mouth.
  • Nineteen naesays o’ a maiden are ha’f a grant.
  • Ower haly was hang’d, and rough and sonsy wan awa’.
  • Ower muckle o’ aething is gude for naething.
  • Ower mony grieves but hinders the wark.
  • O’ twa ills choose the least.—Out o’ debt out o’ danger.
  • Out o’ the peat-pot into the gutter.
  • Pay him hame in his ain coin.—Penny wise and pound foolish.
  • Pennyless sauls may pine in purgatory.
  • Pleying at law’s like fighting through a whin buss, the harder the
  • blows the sairer the scar.
  • Poortith parts gude company.—Possession is eleven points o’ the law.
  • Pride ne’er leaves its master till he get a fa’.
  • Poets and painters hae liberty to lie.
  • Put a coward to his metal and he’ll fight the deil.
  • Put your hand nae farther than your sleeve will reach.
  • Put your hand i’ the creel, and tak out an adder or an eel.
  • Quey caufs are dear veal.—Quick returns mak rich.

  • Rackless youth maks ruefu’ eild.—Raw leather raxes.
  • Raise nae mae deils than your able to lay.
  • Rather spoil your joke than tine your friend.
  • Raw dawds mak fat lads.—Rich fou’k hae routh o’ friends.
  • Rich fo’k’s wit rives puir fo’k’s jaws.—Rob Peter to pay Paul.
  • Ride fair and jaup nane.—Right wrangs nae man.
  • Rob Gib’s contract, stark love and kindness.
  • Rome was nae bigget in ae day.—Royet lads may mak sober men.
  • Rooks and writers are ay to be found about ruined houses.
  • Roose the ford as ye find it.—Rue and time grow baith in ae garden.
  • Sair cravers are ay ill payers.—Satan reproving sin.
  • Saut, quoth the sutor, when he had eaten a cow a’ but the tail.
  • Seethe stanes in butter the broo will be gude.
  • Second thoughts are best.—Ser’ yoursel till your bairns come in age.
  • Set a beggar on horseback he’ll ride to the deil.
  • Set a stout heart to a stay brae.—Shame’s past the shade o’ your hair.
  • Sharp stomachs mak short graces.—Stown dints are sweetest.
  • Shallow waters mak maist din.—Sinle seen soon forgotten.
  • She’s as leal a maiden as her man left her.
  • She hauds up her head like a hen drinking water.
  • She brack her elbow at the kirk door.—Standing dubs gather dirt.
  • She’ll wear like a horse shoe, ay the langer the clearer.
  • Short fo’k are soon angry, their heart’s soon at their mou.
  • Slaw at meat slaw at wark.—Sorrow and ill weather come unsent for.
  • Some hae a hantle o’ fauts ye’er only a neer-do-weel.
  • Souters and tailors count hours.—Speak o’ the deil and he’ll appear.
  • Speak gude o’ pipers, your father was a fiddler.
  • Speak when your spoken till, and drink when you’re drucken till.
  • Strike the iron as lang as it’s het.

  • Tak your will o’t as the cat did o’ the haggis.
  • Tak the bit and the buffet wi’t.—Tak me not up before I fa’.
  • Tak your ain will and then ye’ll no die o’ the pet.
  • Tak a hair o’ the dog that bit you.—That’s Halkerton’s cow.
  • Tak nae mair on your back than you’re able to carry.
  • Tak a man by his word and a cow by her horn.
  • Tarry breeks pay nae fraught.—Tapped hens like cock crawing.
  • Tell nae your fae when your foot’s slipping.—That’s a tee’d ba’.
  • That bout cam ne’er out o’ your bag.—The best is ay cheapest.
  • That’s carrying saut to Dysart and puddings to Tranent.
  • That’s the piece a step-bairn ne’er gat.—Time tries a’.
  • That winna be a mot i’ your marriage.—The deil’s ay gude to his ain.
  • The back and the belly hauds every ane busy.
  • The bairn speaks i’the field what he hears at the fireside.
  • The bird maun flighter that flees wi’ ae wing.
  • The better day the better deed.—The warld is bound to nae man.
  • The blind man’s peck should be weel measur’d.
  • The cure may be waur than the disease.
  • The death o’ ae bairn winna skail a house.
  • The dorty dame may fa’ i’ the dirt.—The deil’s bairns hae deil’s luck.
  • The deil ay drives his hogs to an ill market.
  • The deil’s gaen o’er John Wabster.—The e’ening brings a hame.
  • The farthest way about is aft the nearest gate hame.
  • The richer the souter, the blacker his thumbs.
  • The first fuf o’ a fat haggis is ay the bauldest.
The gravest fish is an oyster,
The gravest bird’s an owl;
The gravest beast’s an ass,
And the gravest man’s a fool.
  • The kings errand may come in a cadger’s gate.
  • The langer we live we see the mair fairlies.
  • The mae the merrier, the fewer the better cheer.
  • The masters e’e maks the horse fat.—The still sow eats up the draff.
  • The simple man’s the beggar’s brither.
  • The subject’s love is the kings life guard.
  • The smith’s mare and the souter’s wife are ay warst shod.
  • The thiefer like the better sodger.—The tod’s whelps are ill to tame.
  • The thing that lie nae in your gate breaks na your shins.
  • The thing that’s in your wame’s not in your testament.
  • The thrift o’ you was the death o’ your gude-dame.
  • The tod keeps his ain hole clean.
  • The worth o’ a thing is best kend by the want o’t.
  • The wife’s ay welcome that comes wi’ a crooked oxter.
  • There’s mony a true tale tauld in jest.
  • There’s mukle to do when burghers ride.
  • There’s nane sae blind as them that winna see.
  • There’s naething ill said that’s nae ill tane.
  • There’s nae place like hame, as the deil said when he fan’ himsel in the Court o’ Session.
  • There was ne’er a silly Jocky but there was as silly a Jenny.
  • There’s beild aneath an auld man’s baird.
  • There is a teugh sinew in an auld wife’s heel.
  • There is a differ betwixt the piper and his bitch.
  • There is a wawp i’ the raip.—Thole weel is gude for burning.
  • There is a sliddery stane before the ha’ door.
  • There is as gude fish i’ the sea as e’er cam out o’t.
  • There grows nae grass at the cross.—Thoughts beguil maidens.
  • There is life in a mussel as lang as she cheeps.—Time tries a’.
  • There is little for the rake after the shool.—Tine heart and a’s gane.
  • They are ay gude that are far awa.—True blue will ne’er stain.
  • They are like the grices, if you kittle their wame they fa’ on their backs.
  • They hae need o’ a canny cook that hae but ae egg to their dinner.
  • They ne’er saw great dainties that think a haggis a feast.
  • They shou’d kiss the gude-wife that wad win the gude-man.
  • They that see you a’ day winna break the house for you at night.
  • They that get a word o’ soon rising may lie a’ day.
  • They that laugh in the morning may greet ere night.
  • They that drink langest live langest.
  • They that hae routh o’ butter may lay it thick on their scone.
  • They that lie down for love shou’d rise for hunger.
  • They were scant o’ bairns that brought you up.
  • They were never fain that fidg’d, nor fa’ that licked dishes.
  • They ne’er ga’e wi’ the speet but they get wi’ the ladle.
  • Three can keep a secret if twa be awa.
  • Time and tide will tarry for nae man.
  • Touch a gawd horse on the back and he’ll fling.
  • Tramp on a snail and she’ll shoot out her horns.
  • Twa blacks will ne’er mak a white.
  • Twine two, your minny was a gude spinner.
  • Up hill spare me, down hill tak tent to thee.
  • Use makes perfectness.
  • Wanton kittens mak douce cats.—When drink’s in wit’s out.
  • Wae’s the wife that want’s the tongue, but weel’s the man that gets her.
  • Weans maun creep ere they gang.—Women’s wark’s ne’er done.
  • Wedding and ill wintering tame baith man and beast.
  • Weel kens the mouse when the cat’s out o’ the house.
  • Welcom’s the best dish in the kitchen.
  • We’ll ne’er ken the worth o’ the water till the well gae dry.
  • We’re ay to learn as lang’s we live.—We canna baith sup and blaw.
  • We’ll bark oursels ere we buy dogs sae dear.
  • We may ken your eild by the runkles o’ your horn.
  • We may ken your meaning by your mumping.
  • What’s gotten owre the deil’s back will gang awa under his belly.
  • When ae door stecks anither opens.—Wilfu’ waste maks waefu’ want.
  • When friends meet hearts warm.—Woo sellers ken ay woo buyers.
  • When the tod preaches tak tent o’ the lambs.
  • When the wame’s fou, the banes wad be at rest.
  • When petticoats woo, brecks come speed.
  • When you’re serv’d a’ the geese are water’d.
  • While the pow’s shaving the lice maun flit.
  • When ye’re gaun and coming the gate’s no toom.
  • Where the dyke’s laighest it is eithiest to loup.
  • Where there’s owre muckle courtesy, there’s little kindness.
  • Winter thunder bodes simmer hunger.
  • Work for nought maks fo’k dead sweer.
  • Ye’re as lang o’ tuning your pipes as ane wad play a spring.
  • Ye cam a day after the fair.—Ye hae gotten a ravel’d hesp o’t.
  • Ye cut lang whangs out o’ ither fo’k’s leather.
  • Ye canna preach out o’ your ain pupit.—Ye hae a crap for a’ corn.
  • Ye canna get leave to thrive for thrang.
  • Ye drive the plough before the owsen.
  • Ye hae gien the wolfe the wedder to keep.
  • Ye hae sitten your time, as mony a gude hen has done.
  • Ye hae o’er foul feet to come sae far ben.
  • Ye hae tint your ain stomach and fund a tike’s.
  • Ye hae the wrang sow by the lug.—Ye ken wha drinkers dree.
  • Ye kenna wha may cool your ain kail yet.
  • Yelping curs may rise mastiffs.—Ye’re mair fley’d than hurt.
  • Ye may get waur bodes or Beltane.
  • Ye may dight your neb and flee up.
  • Ye mete my pease by your ain peck.
  • Ye ne’er saw green cheese but your een reel’d.
  • Ye ride sae near the rumple ye’ll let nane loup on behind you.
  • Ye’re like a miller’s dog, you lick your lips ere the pock be opened.
  • Ye’re sae keen o’ the clocking you’ll die in the nest.
  • Ye’re nae chicken for a’ your cheeping.
  • Ye’re come o’ blude, and sae’s a pudding.
  • Ye’re like hens, ye rin ay to the heap.
  • Ye shape shoon by your ain shachel’d feet.
  • Ye watna what wife’s ladle may cogue your kail.
  • Your bread’s baken, you may hing by your girdle.

List of minor amendments made to the text:

  • Page 12, “mauu” changed to “maun” (He that wad eat the kirnel maun crack the nut.)
  • Page 13, “diel” changed to “deil” (If the deil find you idle he’ll set you to wark.)
  • Page 16, “Kindess” changed to “Kindness” (Kindness will creep whare it canna gang.)
  • Page 22, “bleu” changed to “blue” (True blue will ne’er stain.)

Defective punctuation was amended as necessary without further note.

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