There’s nothing harder
than deciding on how to
have a good time when
one deliberately sets out
to have one. A good time seems
to be a fine sort of thief, which
must come upon one unawares
and steal away heaviness of
heart.
Having made up their minds
to giving back Ban-Ban and
Kiku-san to Rob and Lois, except
for the weekly visit to Purrington
which all four had pledged
themselves to make, and having
resolved on having the very best
kind of time until the close of
that day when their guests and
the beloved cats started for their
first home, the Purrers did not
know how to begin having it.
They were in danger of standing
around discussing what to do instead
of pitching into the good
time without delay, just as children
sometimes do, when something
happened.
Down the road that led to
Purrington two dots were seen
moving nearer. When they had
come decidedly nearer the two
dots turned into two cats hurrying
along. One was snowy white,
as the sunshine revealed, and the
other was a Maltese.
“Here come your doubles, Ban
and Kiku!” cried Bidelia.
“Had often sat on a big volume of Shakespeare.”
The Purrers were quite used
by this time to the arrival of
strangers coming out from the
human city to seek the peace and
safety of Purrington, but this pair
looked very different from most
of the arrivals. The refugees
who joined the Purrers were
more than likely to come with
“lean and hungry look,” like Cassius.
Indeed Tommy Traddles,
who had often sat on a big volume
of Shakespeare during his
youth, and who thus had learned
to know the poet well, named one
of these strangers Cassius for that
reason. But this pair of cats
arriving now were glossy, sleek,
plump, and most elegant to behold,
and the Purrers wondered at them
as they waved their paws, making
them welcome and signalling them
to enter the gates of the city.
The Maltese cat came up to
the Purrers with a jaunty air.
He was strikingly like Ban-Ban,
with the same short, Maltese-kind
of nose and the same up-and-coming
air which the Founder wore,
but the Purrers and Lois and
Rob thought he was not quite as
beautiful in figure.
The white cat accompanying
him hung back shyly. She had
a less delicate face, more chubby
than Kiku-san’s, but she had his
gentle air.
“Gentlemen, your servant,” said
the Maltese cat, bowing to the
Purrers with an impressive air,
and expressing himself in a manner
which at once betrayed the
fact that he had lived with a family
where English classics were
read aloud. “My name is Ods
Bobs, gentlemen; it is a name as
old as the reign of Queen Elizabeth.
This lady is called Lady
Blanche. We lived in the same
house in town; one of us had
been brought up by one old
maiden sister, the other by the
other. Lady Blanche and I were
looking forward to being married
and living happily ever after,
looking forward to spending our
lives together to their end, just as
we had spent them together thus
far from kittenhood, when—imagine
our horror!—I learned
that the person who had brought
me up intended sending me away
to her brother’s little girl, while
Lady Blanche stayed on with her
protector! It was not possible
to submit to such a fate! We
made up our minds to run away;
of course to run away together.
And where were we so likely to
run as to Purrington, of which
we had heard such glowing accounts
from other cats? So we
came; here we are! Will you
receive us among you?”
“Gladly,” cried all the Purrers.
“Isn’t that the very strangest
thing, that another Maltese cat
and this little white lady should
come here just when we are taking
away Ban-Ban and Kiku-san?”
whispered Lois to Rob. “It looks
as if they had come to take their
places,” she added, as Rob nodded
his assent to her question.
“Then we will gladly stay,”
Ods Bobs went on. “But one
thing more. We were to have
had a pretty wedding on the day
after to-morrow—no end of
guests were invited. We can get
on without the guests and the
prettiness, but we should like a
wedding, and to set up housekeeping
for ourselves at once.
Can we be married here?”
The Purrers looked at one
another, puzzled. There had been
no demand for such a thing before,
and they were at a loss how
to answer. Then they looked at
Rob for a suggestion.
“I think the mayor can marry
them,” Rob began, slowly, but was
interrupted by Bidelia’s little excited
mew as she ran over to
throw her paws around Lady
Blanche’s neck, who was blushing
till the tip of her pink nose was
rosy red.
“The mayor!” cried Bidelia.
“Tommy Traddles—the very
thing! We’ll give you the loveliest
wedding, my dear! Come,
Laura! Come, all lady Purrers,
and the kittens! We must gather
quantities of catnip and make
garlands for the hall. And order
all the ribbon there is at the shop.
Won’t you come with us, Lady
Blanche; we shall want to ask
you something every five minutes.
Why, you’re not much older than
my girls!”
“I’m nine months old,” said
Lady Blanche, through her
blushes.
“Puttel and Dolly Varden are
six months old—I’m only
eighteen months old myself. We’ll
have a lovely wedding! I wish
my husband was here, but he
won’t come for a month. He
went to the country with the
family he owns very early this
year, and hasn’t got back. Come
along, my dears,” said Bidelia,
hurrying away.
The Purrers had never seen
Bidelia so excited, and the gentlemen
of the place looked at
one another, feeling very useless
indeed, as the ladies ran off, attended
by all the kittens.
“I think we ought to offer to
help them,” said Lois. “Rob,
Ban-Ban, Kiku-san dearie, let us
go after them and ask Bidelia if
we can’t help trim the hall.”
It seemed queer to ask such a
small cat as Bidelia if she couldn’t
make use of them in some way,
but the children were getting used
to queer things, and to taking the
lower place with cats, as mere
mortals should.
Bidelia said if they would wait
until the kittens came back with
the catnip, which they had gone
to gather in the Public Gardens,
she would be willing to let them
help twist the garlands and hang
them around the hall. Bidelia
took the lead in these arrangements,
as she was most fitted to
do, by reason of her youth and
taste, as well as her experience.
“How often we shall talk over
these wonderful happenings in
Purrington after we get home,
you and I, and our two Blessings,”
observed Lois, as they waited for
the catnip.
“We shall not talk to you—or
rather you won’t understand
us—between our visits to Purrington,”
Ban-Ban reminded her.
“You understand us a little when
you’re at home—you often can
tell what we want—but we
can’t talk together like this outside
of Pussy-Cat Town.”
“I’ve been trying to think of
everything I want to say to you
before we leave here to-night,”
Kiku-san added.
“Oh, how horrid!” cried Lois,
who had forgotten this rule, and
had been looking forward to long
talks with Kiku after they were
tucked away for the night.
“It will only make us enjoy
our visits to Purrington the more,”
said Rob, wisely. And then the
kittens came bringing the catnip,
and they all fell to work weaving
the slender leaves and blossoms
into wreaths and garlands.
In a short time the hall was
beautifully hung with green, and
the odour that filled it would have
made one of those calico cats,
stuffed with batting, turn a
somersault. When the hall was
trimmed Bidelia, never stopping
to admire her own handiwork, ran
off with her kittens at her heels to
make her own toilet and her
children’s, and to summon the
wedding guests.
Not a Purrer was lacking to
the “large and fashionable gathering
which filled the hall,” as The
Weekly Mews, Purrington’s paper,
stated when it appeared on the
following Saturday.
’Clipsy played beautifully on
his fiddle as the bridal procession
approached. Rob remembered
having once seen a picture of a
Puritan wedding, in which the
bride was represented as riding
on a splendid snow-white bull.
So the Purrers, acting on this
hint, had got Brindle to allow
Lady Blanche to ride to her wedding
on Brindle’s back, and the
effect of the very small snow-white
bride clinging to big Brindle’s
ridge-poled back was most impressive.
The groom walked at
the cow’s side, strutting along as
proud as a cat, a duke, and a
peacock, all rolled into one—and
well he might be, for the
Lady Blanche was lovely.
Tommy Traddles stood on the
platform waiting the bridal procession.
It entered the hall, preceded
by Puttel and Dolly Varden,
in immense white bows, as
bridesmaids, and following them
came Nugget, also in a white bow
bigger, far, than his head, scattering
catnip blossoms before the
happy couple’s softly falling, padded
feet.
It was a most beautiful sight,
and a deep purr rolled around the
hall as the Purrers gazed admiringly
at this first wedding in
Purrington.
Rob had drawn up the marriage
service, which was brief and
simple.
“It was a most beautiful sight.”
“Do you promise, Ods Bobs,”
Doctor Traddles asked, “to keep
this cat provided with mice all her
life? To protect her from dampness,
crossness, and all other
things she wouldn’t like, just as
far as you can? And to love
her until she is white, not with
this beautiful young whiteness
she has now, but with the whiteness
of old age?”
“I promise,” said Ods Bobs,
in a deep voice.
“And do you, Lady Blanche,
promise to nurse and lick this cat
if he gets ill, to keep his house,
and cook his mice and his catnip
as he likes them, and to love him
always, and not to spit at him, or
scratch him ever, but be a good
wife until you die?”
“I promise,” mewed Lady
Blanche so faintly that Tommy
Traddles had to bend down to
hear whether she said: “I promise,”
or “I prefer mice.”
But as her response was the
right one, Tommy Traddles
straightened himself and said,
turning to the audience: “I now
marry these cats! Lady Blanche,
give Ods Bobs your paw to hold;
Ods Bobs, take Lady Blanche’s
hand. You are now cat and cat,
cat and wife. Keep your promises
and be happy for life.”
The Purrers purred together
the gay tune into which ’Clipsy’s
fiddle at once broke, and the procession
left the hall as it had
entered it, only in retiring Nugget
did not walk backward, nor behind
his sisters, but strutted out
ahead of the bride and groom,
and of the bridesmaids, as proud
as Ods Bobs himself.
“I’m afraid we ought to start
for home,” said Rob, regretfully,
as the Purrers prepared to escort
the bridal party to the newest
house in town, which, fortunately,
had not been rented, and so was
ready for their use.
“And take Ban-Ban and Kiku-san?”
cried a Purrer. All the
cats suddenly remembered their
sorrow, which the events of the
past few hours had made them
almost forget.
“Isn’t it strange—and nice—that
Ods Bobs and Lady Blanche
have come on the very day we go,
and that they are white and
Maltese, like Bannie and Kiku?”
hinted Lois, comfortingly.
“There are no friends like old
friends; there can be but one
Ban-Ban and Kiku-san,” mewed
the cats in chorus.
“So there can’t,” agreed Rob,
heartily. “But we’re going to
bring this one Ban and Kiku
every week to see you. Don’t
you think we ought to have just
one cat, when we love all cats so
much? And don’t you think it
ought to be this one, one for each
of us, that we took care of and
loved from the time they were
kittens?”
“Oh, it’s all right, Rob, it’s all
right,” cried the cats, eagerly,
afraid Rob was offended. “We
owe you even our best Purrer
and our Founder—but we are
sorry enough to let them go.”
“Say good-bye, friends,” cried
Ban-Ban, brightly. “Ods Bobs,
you’ll have to try to look still
more like me, so they won’t miss
me! Good-bye, Wutz-Butz; keep
the town safe! Good-bye, ’Clipsy,
you fine fellow! Good-bye,
Tommy Traddles, and good luck
to your mayoring! Good-bye,
kind Madam Laura, and good-bye,
clever, charming Bidelia!
Good-bye, three kittens, Puttel,
Dolly, Nugget—keep your mittens;
remember you are three
little kittens! And we shall
never be gone long. Good-bye.”
Kiku-san silently took each
paw in turn as it was proffered
by the Purrers. He was much
moved, but did not for a moment
lose sight of the fact that where
Lois was he must be. The children
kissed every cat in the city
between the ears, and renewed
their promises to protect Purrington.
Then the party of four passed
out of the city gates.
“I hope you will never be
sorry, Ban,” said Rob. Ban-Ban
looked up in his face.
“Mew,” he said, and Rob remembered
that, until their return,
this was all that Ban-Ban and
Kiku-san would say to Lois and
him.
Looking back, the children and
their cats saw gathered on the
walls of the city all the Purrers,
just as they had seen them
when they arrived. Again they
were singing, and though as Rob
and Lois walked down the road
they could no longer understand
the words of the song,
Ban-Ban and Kiku-san understood
them, and they were these,
sung to the air of “My Lady
Lou:”
“We watch two shadows wav’ring down the roadway—
Our Bannie-Ban and Kiku-san;
How heavy on our homeless hearts their load lay
When they showed us where the home road ran!
We could not look upon our dear ones going,
Our eyes would burn, our hearts would yearn,
But that we’re comforted in knowing
We shall watch when they return.
“Good-bye, Ban, we’re lending you;
Good-bye, dear Kiku-san, we’re sending you
But for a little space, then turn your gentle face
Toward Pussy-Town, where love awaits.
Here we’ll live in joy and peace,
But you will bring us joy’s increase,
And when these children come, they’ll hear our loud purrs hum
Through Purrington’s wide open gates.”
- Transcriber’s Note:
- Missing or obscured punctuation was silently corrected.
- Typographical errors were silently corrected.
- Inconsistent spelling and hyphenation were made consistent only when a predominant
form was found in this book.