Project Gutenberg ebook: TOASTER'S HANDBOOK

About this eBook

Compiler

Wilson, H. W. (Halsey William), 1868-1954

Title

Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and Quotations

Credits

Produced by Suzanne Shell, Sandra Brown and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team.

Language

English

LoC Class

PN: Language and Literatures: Literature: General, Criticism, Collections

Subject

Quotations

Category

Text

eBook-No.

12444

Project Gutenberg

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/12444

Release Date

May 1, 2004

Copyright

Public domain in the USA.

Contents

1. 1.TOASTER'S HANDBOOK
2. 2.JOKES, STORIES, AND QUOTATIONS
3. 3.PEGGY EDMUND
4. 4.HAROLD WORKMAN WILLIAMS
5. 5.MARY KATHARINE REELY — 1916
6. 6.CONTENTS
7. 7.PREFACE
8. 8.ON THE POSSESSION OF A SENSE OF HUMOR
9. 9.TOASTERS, TOASTMASTERS AND TOASTS
10. 10.TOASTER'S HANDBOOK — ABILITY — ABOLITION — ABSENT-MINDEDNESS — ACCIDENTS — ACTING — ACTORS AND ACTRESSES — ADAPTATION — ADDRESSES — ADVERTISING — ADVICE — AERONAUTICS — AEROPLANES — AFTER DINNER SPEECHES — AGE — AGENTS — AGRICULTURE — ALARM CLOCKS — ALERTNESS — ALIBI — ALIMONY — ALLOWANCES — ALTERNATIVES — ALTRUISM — AMBITION — AMERICAN GIRL — AMERICANS — AMUSEMENTS — ANATOMY — ANCESTRY — ANGER — ANNIVERSARIES — ANTIDOTES — APPEARANCES — APPLAUSE — ARBITRATION INTERNATIONAL — ARITHMETIC — ARMIES — ARMY RATIONS — ART — ARTISTS — ATHLETES — ATTENTION — AUTHORS — AUTOMOBILES — AUTOMOBILING — AVIATION — AVIATORS — BABIES — BACCALAUREATE SERMONS — BACTERIA — BADGES — BAGGAGE — BALDNESS — BANKS AND BANKING — BAPTISM — BAPTISTS — BARGAINS — BASEBALL — BATHS AND BATHING — BAZARS — BEARDS — BEAUTY — BEAUTY, PERSONAL — BEDS — BEER — BEES — BEETLES — BEGGING — BETTING — BIBLE INTERPRETATION — BIGAMY — BILLS — BIRTHDAYS — BLUFFING — BLUNDERS — BOASTING — BONANZAS — BOOKKEEPING — BOOKS AND READING — BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING — BOOKWORMS — BOOMERANGS — BORES — BORROWERS — BOSSES — BOSTON — BOXING — BOYS — BREAKFAST FOODS — BREATH — BREVITY — BRIBERY — BRIDES — BRIDGE WHIST — BROOKLYN — BRYAN, WILLIAM JENNINGS — BUILDINGS — BURGLARS — BUSINESS — BUSINESS ENTERPRISE — BUSINESS ETHICS — BUSINESS WOMEN — CAMPAIGNS — CAMPING — CANDIDATES — CANNING AND PRESERVING — CAPITALISTS — CAREFULNESS — CARPENTERS — CARVING — CASTE — CATS — CAUSE AND EFFECT — CAUTION — CHAMPAGNE — CHARACTER — CHARITY — CHICAGO — CHICKEN STEALING — CHILD LABOR — CHILDREN — CHOICES — CHOIRS — CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS — CHRISTIANS — CHRISTMAS GIFTS — CHRONOLOGY — CHURCH ATTENDANCE — CHURCH DISCIPLINE — CIRCUS — CIVILIZATION — CLEANLINESS — CLERGY — CLIMATE — CLOTHING — CLUBS — COAL DEALERS — COEDUCATION — COFFEE — COINS — COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS — COLLECTORS AND COLLECTING — COLLEGE GRADUATES — COLLEGE STUDENTS — COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES — COMMON SENSE — COMMUTERS — COMPARISONS — COMPENSATION — COMPETITION — COMPLIMENTS — COMPOSERS — COMPROMISES — CONFESSIONS — CONGRESS — CONGRESSMEN — CONSCIENCE — CONSEQUENCES — CONSIDERATION — CONSTANCY — CONTRIBUTION BOX — CONUNDRUMS — CONVERSATION — COOKERY — COOKS — CORNETS — CORNS — CORPULENCE — COSMOPOLITANISM — COST OF LIVING — COUNTRY LIFE — COURAGE — COURTESY — COURTS — COURTSHIP — COWARDS — COWS — CRITICISM — CRUELTY — CUCUMBERS — CULTURE — CURFEW — CURIOSITY — CYCLONES — DACHSHUNDS — DAMAGES — DANCING — DEAD BEATS — DEBTS — DEER — DEGREES — DEMOCRACY — DEMOCRATIC PARTY — DENTISTRY — DENTISTS — DESCRIPTION — DESIGN, DECORATIVE — DESTINATION — DETAILS — DETECTIVES — DETERMINATION — DIAGNOSIS — DIET — DILEMMAS — DINING — DIPLOMACY — DISCIPLINE — DISCOUNTS — DISCRETION — DISPOSITION — DISTANCES — DIVORCE — DOGS — DOMESTIC FINANCE — DOMESTIC RELATIONS — DRAMA — DRAMATIC CRITICISM — DRAMATISTS — DRESSMAKERS — DRINKING — DROUGHTS — DRUNKARDS — DYSPEPSIA — ECHOES — ECONOMY — EDITORS — EDUCATION — EFFICIENCY — EGOTISM — ELECTIONS — ELECTRICITY — EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS — EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES — ENEMIES — ENGLAND — ENGLISH LANGUAGE — ENGLISHMEN — ENTHUSIASM — EPITAPHS — EPITHETS — EQUALITY — ERMINE — ESCAPES — ETHICS — ETIQUET — EUROPEAN WAR — EVIDENCE — EXAMINATIONS — EXCUSES — EXPOSURE — EXTORTION — EXTRAVAGANCE — FAILURES — FAITH — FAITHFULNESS — FAME — FAMILIES — FAREWELLS — FASHION — FATE — FATHERS — FAULTS — FEES — FEET — FIGHTING — FINANCE — FINGER-BOWLS — FIRE DEPARTMENTS — FIRE ESCAPES — FIRES — FIRST AID IN ILLNESS AND INJURY — FISH — FISHERMEN — FISHING — FLATS — FLATTERY — FLIES — FLIRTATION — FLOWERS — FOOD — FOOTBALL — FORDS — FORECASTING — FORESIGHT — FORGETFULNESS — FORTUNE HUNTERS — FOUNTAIN PENS — FOURTH OF JULY — FREAKS — FREE THOUGHT — FRENCH LANGUAGE — FRESHMEN — FRIENDS — FRIENDS, SOCIETY OF — FRIENDSHIP — FUN — FUNERALS — FURNITURE — FUTURE LIFE — GARDENING — GAS STOVES — GENEROSITY — GENTLEMEN — GERMANS — GHOSTS — GIFTS — GLUTTONY — GOLF — GOOD FELLOWSHIP — GOSSIP — GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP — GOVERNORS — GRAFT — GRATITUDE — GREAT BRITAIN — GRIEF — GUARANTEES — GUESTS — HABIT — HADES — HAPPINESS — HARNESSING — HARVARD UNIVERSITY — HASH — HASTE — HEALTH RESORTS — HEARING — HEAVEN — HEIRLOOMS — HELL — HEREDITY — HEROES — HINTING — HOME — HOMELINESS — HOMESTEADS — HONESTY — HONOR — HOPE — HORSES — HOSPITALITY — HOSTS — HOTELS — HUNGER — HUNTING — HURRY — HUSBANDS — HYBRIDIZATION — HYPERBOLE — HYPOCRISY — IDEALS — ILLUSIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS — IMAGINATION — IMITATION — INFANTS — INQUISITIVENESS — INSANITY — INSPIRATIONS — INSTALMENT PLAN — INSTRUCTIONS — INSURANCE, LIFE — INSURANCE BLANKS — INSURGENTS — INTERVIEWS — INVITATIONS — IRISH BULLS — IRISHMEN — IRREVERENCE — JEWELS — JEWS — JOKES — JOURNALISM — JUDGES — JUDGMENT — JURY — JUSTICE — JUVENILE DELINQUENCY — KENTUCKY — KINDNESS — KINGS AND RULERS — KISSES — KNOWLEDGE — KULTUR — LABOR AND LABORING CLASSES — LADIES — LANDLORDS — LANGUAGES — LAUGHTER — LAW — LAWYERS — LAZINESS — LEAP YEAR — LEGISLATORS — LIARS — LIBERTY — LIBRARIANS — LIFE — LISPING — LOST AND FOUND — LOVE — LOYALTY — LUCK — MAINE — MAKING GOOD — MALARIA — MARKS(WO)MANSHIP — MARRIAGE — MARRIAGE FEES — MATHEMATICS — MATRIMONY — MEASURING INSTRUMENTS — MEDICAL INSPECTION OF SCHOOLS — MEDICINE — MEEKNESS — MEMORIALS — MEMORY — MEN — MESSAGES — METAPHOR — MICE — MIDDLE CLASSES — MILITANTS — MILITARY DISCIPLINE — MILLINERS — MILLIONAIRES — MINORITIES — MISERS — MISSIONARIES — MISSIONS — MISTAKEN IDENTITY — MOLLYCODDLES — MONEY — MORAL EDUCATION — MOSQUITOES — MOTHERS — MOTHERS-IN-LAW — MOTORCYCLES — MOUNTAINS — MOVING PICTURES — MUCK-RAKING — MULES — MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT — MUSEUMS — MUSIC — MUSICIANS — NAMES, PERSONAL — NATIVES — NATURE LOVERS — NAVIGATION — NEATNESS — NEGROES — NEIGHBORS — NEW JERSEY — NEW YORK CITY — NEWS — NEWSPAPERS — OBESITY — OBITUARIES — OBSERVATION — OCCUPATIONS — OCEAN — OFFICE BOYS — OFFICE-SEEKERS — OLD AGE — OLD MASTERS — ONIONS — OPERA — OPPORTUNITY — OPTIMISM — ORATORS — OUTDOOR LIFE — PAINTING — PAINTINGS — PANICS — PARENTS — PARROTS — PARTNERSHIP — PASSWORDS — PATIENCE — PATRIOTISM — PENSIONS — PESSIMISM — PHILADELPHIA — PHILANTHROPISTS — PHILOSOPHY — PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS — PICKPOCKETS — PINS — PITTSBURG — PLAY — PLEASURE — POETRY — POETS — POLICE — POLITENESS — POLITICAL PARTIES — POLITICIANS — POLITICS — POVERTY — PRAISE — PRAYER MEETINGS — PRAYERS — PREACHING — PRESCRIPTIONS — PRESENCE OF MIND — PRINTERS — PRISONS — PRODIGALS — PROFANITY — PROHIBITION — PROMOTING — PROMOTION — PROMPTNESS — PRONUNCIATION — PROPORTION — PROPOSALS — PROPRIETY — PROSPERITY — PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL CHURCH — PROTESTANTS — PROVIDENCE — PROVINCIALISM — PUBLIC SERVICE CORPORATIONS — PUBLIC SPEAKERS — PUNISHMENT — PUNS — PURE FOOD — QUARRELS — QUESTIONS — QUOTATIONS — RACE PREJUDICES — RACE PRIDE — RACE SUICIDE — RACES — RAILROADS — RAPID TRANSIT — READING — REAL ESTATE AGENTS — REALISM — RECALL — RECOMMENDATIONS — RECONCILIATIONS — REFORMERS — REGRETS — REHEARSALS — RELATIVES — RELIGIONS — REMEDIES — REMINDERS — REPARTEE — REPORTING — REPUBLICAN PARTY — REPUTATION — RESEMBLANCES — RESIGNATION — RESPECTABILITY — REST CURE — RETALIATION — REVOLUTIONS — REWARDS — RHEUMATISM — ROADS — ROASTS — ROOSEVELT, THEODORE — SALARIES — SALESMEN AND SALESMANSHIP — SALOONS — SALVATION — SAVING — SCANDAL — SCHOLARSHIP — SCHOOLS — SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT — SCOTCH, THE — SEASICKNESS — SEASONS — SENATORS — SENSE OF HUMOR — SENTRIES — SERMONS — SERVANTS — SHOPPING — SHYNESS — SIGNS — SILENCE — SIN — SINGERS — SKATING — SKY-SCRAPERS — SLEEP — SMILES — SMOKING — SNEEZING — SNOBBERY — SNORING — SOCIALISTS — SOCIETY — SOLECISMS — SONS — SOUVENIRS — SPECULATION — SPEED — SPINSTERS — SPITE — SPRING — STAMMERING — STATESMEN — STATISTICS — STEAK — STEAM — STEAMSHIPS AND STEAMBOATS — STENOGRAPHERS — STOCK BROKERS — STRATEGY — SUBWAYS — SUCCESS — SUFFRAGETTES — SUICIDE — SUMMER RESORTS — SUNDAY — SUNDAY SCHOOLS — SUPERSTITION — SURPRISE — SWIMMERS — SYMPATHY — SYNONYMS — TABLE MANNERS — TACT — TAFT, WILLIAM HOWARD — TALENT — TALKERS — TARDINESS — TARIFF — TASTE — TEACHERS — TEARS — TEETH — TELEPHONE — TEMPER — TEMPERANCE — TEXAS — TEXTS — THEATER — THIEVES — THIN PEOPLE — THRIFT — TIDES — TIME — TIPS — TITLES OF HONOR AND NOBILITY — TOASTS — TOBACCO — TOURISTS — TRADE UNIONS — TRAMPS — TRANSMUTATION — TRAVELERS — TREASON — TREES — TRIGONOMETRY — TROUBLE — TRUSTS — TRUTH — TURKEYS — TUTORS — TWINS — UMBRELLAS — VALUE — VANITY — VERSATILITY — VOICE — WAGES — WAITERS — WAR — WARNINGS — WASHINGTON, GEORGE — WASPS — WASTE — WEALTH — WEATHER — WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES — WEDDING PRESENTS — WEDDINGS — WEIGHTS AND MEASURES — WELCOMES — WEST, THE — WHISKY — WHISKY BREATH — WIDOWS — WIND — WINDFALLS — WINE — WISHES — WITNESSES — WIVES — WOMAN — WOMAN SUFFRAGE — WOMEN'S CLUBS — WORDS — WORK — WORMS — YALE UNIVERSITY — YONKERS — "YOU" — ZONES

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