This ancient Inn is associated with some pleasant and
diverting Pickwickian memories. We think of the adventure
with “the lady in the yellow curl papers” and the
double-bedded room, just as we would recall some “side
splitting” farce in which Buckstone or Toole once made our
jaws ache. As all the world knows, the “Great White
Horse” is found in the good old town of Ipswich, still
flourishes, and is scarcely altered from the days when Mr.
Pickwick put up there. Had it not been thus associated,
Ipswich would have remained a place obscure and scarcely known,
for it has little to attract save one curious old house and some
old churches; and for the theatrical antiquary, the remnant of
the old theatre in Tacket Street, where Garrick first appeared as
an amateur under the name of Lyddal, about a hundred and sixty
years ago, and where now the Salvation Army
“performs” in his stead. [1] The touch of
“Boz” kindled the old bones into life, it peopled the
narrow, winding streets with the Grummers, Nupkins, Jingles,
Pickwick and his followers; with the immortal lady aforesaid in
her yellow curl papers, to say nothing of Mr. Peter Magnus.
From afar off even, we look at Ipswich with a singular interest;
some of us go down there to enjoy the peculiar feeling—and
it is a peculiar and piquant one—of staying at
Mr. Pickwick’s Inn—of sleeping even in his
room. This relish, however, is only given to your true
“follower,” not to his German-metal
counterfeit—though, strange to say, at this moment,
Pickwick is chiefly “made in Germany,” and comes to
us from that country in highly-coloured almanacks—and
pictures of all kinds. About Ipswich there is a very
appropriate old-fashioned tone, and much of the proper country
town air. The streets seem dingy enough—the hay
waggon is encountered often. The “Great White
Horse,” which is at the corner of several streets, is a
low, longish building—with a rather seedy air. But to
read “Boz’s” description of it, we see at once
that he was somewhat overpowered by its grandeur and immense
size—which, to us in these days of huge hotels, seems
odd. It was no doubt a large posting house of many small
chambers—and when crowded, as “Boz” saw it at
Election time in 1835, swarming with committeemen, agents, and
voters, must have impressed more than it would now. The
Ball-room at “The Bull,” in Rochester, affected him
in much the same way; and there is a curious sensation in looking
round us there, on its modest proportions—its little hutch
of a gallery which would hold about half-a-dozen musicans, and
the small contracted space at the top where the
“swells” of the dockyard stood together.
“Boz,” as he himself once told me, took away from
Rochester the idea that its old, red brick Guildhall was one of
the most imposing edifices in Europe, and described his
astonishment on his return at seeing how small it was.
Apropos of Rochester and the Pickwick feeling, it may be said
that to pass that place by on the London, Chatham, and Dover line
rouses the most curious sensation. Above is the Castle,
seen a long time before, with the glistening river at its feet;
then one skirts the town passing by the backs of the very
old-fashioned houses, and you can recognise those of the
Guildhall and of the Watts’ Charity, and the gilt vanes of
other quaint, old buildings; you see a glimpse of the road rising
and falling, with its pathways raised on each side, with all
sorts of faded tints—mellow, subdued reds, sombre greys, a
patch of green here and there, and all more or less dingy, and
“quite out of fashion.” There is a rather
forlorn tone over it all, especially when we have a
glimpse of Ordnance Terrace, at Chatham, that abandoned,
dilapidated row where the boy Dickens was brought up dismally
enough. At that moment the images of the Pickwickians recur
as of persons who had lived and had come down there on this
pleasant adventure. And how well we know every stone and
corner of the place, and the tone of the place! We might
have lived there ourselves. Positively, as we walk through
it, we seem to recognise localities like old friends.
“Boz,” when he came to Ipswich, was no more than a
humble reporter, on special duty, living in a homely way
enough. The “White Horse” was not likely to put
itself out for him, and he criticises it in his story, after a
fashion that seems rather bold. His description is
certainly unflattering:
“In the main street, on the left-hand side
of the way”—observe how minute Boz is in his
topography—“a short distance after you have passed
through the open space fronting the Town Hall, stands an Inn
known far and wide by the appellation of ‘The Great White
Horse,’ rendered the more conspicuous by a stone statue of
some rampacious animal, with flowing mane and tail, distantly
resembling an insane cart horse, which is elevated above the
principal door. The ‘Great White Horse’ is
famous in the neighbourhood in the same degree as a prize ox or
county paper-chronicled turnip, or unwieldy pig—for its
enormous size. Never were there such labyrinths of
uncarpeted passages, such clusters of mouldy,
badly-lighted rooms, such huge numbers of small dens for
eating or sleeping in, beneath any other roof, as are collected
between the four walls of this overgrown Tavern.”
Boz cannot give the accommodation a good word, for he calls
the Pickwickian room “a large, badly furnished apartment,
with a dirty grate in which a small fire was making a
wretched attempt to be cheerful, but was fast sinking beneath the
dispiriting influence of the place.” The dinner, too,
seems to have been as bad, for a bit of fish and a steak
took one hour to get ready, with “a bottle of the worst
possible port, at the highest possible
price.” Depreciation of a hostelry could not be
more damaging. Again, Mr. Pickwick’s bedroom is
described as a sort of surprise, being “a more
comfortable-looking apartment that his short experience of the
accommodation of the Great White House had led him to
expect.”
Now this was bad enough, but his sketch of the waiter who
received the arriving party is worse:
“A corpulent man, with a fortnight’s
napkin under his arm and coeval stockings.”
There is something so hostile in all this that it certainly
must have come from a sense of bad reception. As we said,
the young reporter was likely enough to have been treated with
haughty contempt by the corpulent waiter so admirably described,
with his “coeval stockings.”
Even the poor horse is not spared, “Rampacious” he
is styled; the stone animal that still stands over the
porch. It must be said that the steed in question is a very
mild animal indeed, and far from ramping, is trotting placidly
along. “Rampacious,” however, scarcely seems
correct—“Rampagious” is the proper
form—particularly as “Boz” uses the words
“On the rampage.” We find ourselves ever
looking at the animal with interest—as he effects his trot,
one leg bent. The porch, and horse above it, have a sort of
sacred character. I confess when I saw it for the first
time I looked at it with an almost absurd reverence and
curiosity. The thing is so much in keeping, one would
expect to see the coach laden with Pickwickians drive up.
Mr. Pickwick’s adventure, his losing his way in the
passages, &c., might occur to anyone. It is an odd
feeling, the staying at this old hostelry, and, as it draws on
towards midnight, seeking your room, through endless windings,
turns, and short flights. There is even now to be seen the
niche where Mr. Pickwick sat down for the night; so minute are
the directions we can trace the various rooms. Mr. Pickwick
asked for a private room and was taken down a “long dark
passage.” It turned out later that Miss
Witherfield’s sitting-room was actually next door, so Mr.
Magnus had not far to go. These rooms were on the ground
floor, so Mr. Pickwick had to “descend” from his
bedroom.
There is a tradition indeed that Mr. Pickwick’s
adventure with a lady really occurred to “Boz”
himself, who had lost his way in the mazes of the passages.
I have a theory that his uncomfortable night in the passages, and
the possible displeasure of the authorities, may have jaundiced
his views.
It is not “generally known” that Ipswich is
introduced twice in the book: as Eatanswill, as well asunder its
own proper name. As “Boz” was dealing with the
corrupt practices at Elections, and severely ridiculing them, he
was naturally afraid of being made responsible. Further, he
had been despatched by the proprietors of the Chronicle to
report the speeches at the election, and he did not care to take
advantage of his mission for literary purposes. The father
of the late Mr. Alfred Morrison, the well-known, amiable
virtuoso, was one of the candidates for Ipswich at the election
in 1835, and he used to tell how young “Boz” was
introduced into one of the rooms at the “Great White
Horse,” where the head-quarters of the candidate was.
Sir Fitzroy Kelly was the other candidate, a name that seems
pointed at in Fizkin.
This high and mighty point of the locality of Eatanswill has
given rise to much discussion, and there are those who urge the
claims of other towns, such as Yarmouth and Norwich. It has
been ingeniously urged that, in his examination before Nupkins,
Mr. Pickwick stated that he was a perfect stranger in the town,
and had no knowledge of any householders there who could be bail
for him. Now if Eatanswill were Ipswich, he must have known
many—the Pott family for instance—and he had resided
there for some time. But the author did not intend that the
reader should believe that the two places were the same, and
wished them to be considered different towns, though he
considered them as one. It has been urged, too, that
Ipswich is not on the direct road to Norwich as stated by the
author; but on consulting an old road book (Mogg’s) I find
that it is one of the important stages on the coach line.
But what is conclusive is the question of distance. On
hurrying away so abruptly from Mrs. Leo Hunter’s, Mr.
Pickwick was told by that lady that the adventurer was at Bury
St. Edmunds, “not many miles from here,” that
is a short way off. Now Bury is no more than about
four-and-twenty miles from Ipswich, a matter of about four
hours’ coach travelling. Great Yarmouth is fully
seventy by roundabout roads, which could not be described as
being “a short way from here.” It
would have taken eight or nine hours—a day’s
journey. Mr. Pickwick left Eatanswill about one or two, for
the lunch was going on, and got to Bury in time for dinner,
which, had he left Yarmouth, would have taken him to the small
hours of the morning.
No one was such a thorough “Pressman” as was
“Boz,” or threw himself with such ardour into his
profession. To his zeal and knowledge in this respect we
have the warmest testimonies. When he was at Ipswich for
the election, he, beyond doubt, entered with zest and enjoyment
into all the humours. No one could have written so minute
and hearty an account without having been “behind the
scenes” and in the confidence of one or other of the
parties. And no wonder, for he represented one of the most
important of the London “dailies.”
The fact is, Ipswich was a sort of a tempestuous borough, the
scene of many a desperate conflict in which one individual, Mr.
Fitzroy Kelly—later Chief Baron—made the most
persevering efforts, again and again renewed, to secure his
footing. Thus, in December, 1832, there was a fierce
struggle with other candidates, Messrs. Morrison, Dundas, and
Rigby Wason, in which he was worsted—for the moment.
But, in January, 1835, when he stood again, he was
successful. This must have been the one in Pickwick, when
the excesses there described may have taken place. There
were four candidates: one of whom, Mr. Dundas—no doubt
depicted as the Honourable Mr. Slumkey—being of the noble
family of Zetland. We find that the successful candidate
was unseated on petition, and his place taken by another
candidate. In 1837, he stood once more, and was defeated by
a very narrow majority. On a scrutiny, he was restored to
Parliament. Finally, in 1847, he lost the seat and gave up
this very uncertain borough. Now all this shows what forces
were at work, and that, with such determined candidates,
electoral purity was not likely to stand in the way. All
which makes for Ipswich.
It must be said, however, that a fair case can be made for
Norwich. In introducing Eatanswill, Boz says that “an
anxious desire to abstain from giving offence” prompted Mr.
Pickwick, i.e., Boz, to conceal the real name of the
place. He adds that he travelled by the Norwich coach,
“but this entry (in Mr. Pickwick’s notes) was
afterwards lined through as if for the purpose of concealing even
the direction.” Some might think that this was a
veiled indication, but it seems too broad and obvious a method,
that is, by crossing out a name to reveal the name. It is
much more likely he meant that the town was somewhere between
Norwich and London, and on that line. There are arguments,
too, from the distances. There are two journeys in the book
from Eatanswill to Bury, which seem to furnish data for both
theories—the Ipswich and the Norwich ones. But if we
have to take the déjeûner in its literal
sense, and put it early in the day, say, at eleven, and Mr.
Pickwick’s arrival at Bury, “wery late,” as Sam
had it, we have some six hours, or, say, forty miles, covered by
the journey. But the events at Mrs. Leo Hunter’s were
certainly at mid-day—between one and three
o’clock. It was, in fact, a grand lunch. So
with Winkle’s journey. He left Eatanswill
half-an-hour after breakfast, and must have travelled by the same
coach as Mr. Pickwick had done, and reached Bury just in time for
dinner, or in six or seven hours. Now it will not be said
that he would not be a whole day going four-and-twenty miles.
A fair answer to these pleas might be that Boz was not too
scrupulous as to times or distances when he was contriving
incidents or events; and numberless specimens could be given of
his inaccuracies. Here, “panting time toiled after
him in vain.” It was enough to talk of breakfast and
dinner without accurately computing the space between. But
a close admeasurement of the distance will disprove the Norwich
theory. Bury was twenty-four miles from Ipswich, and
Ipswich forty miles from Norwich—a total of seventy-four
miles, to accomplish which would have taken ten, eleven or twelve
hours, to say nothing of the chance of missing the
“correspondance” with the Northern Norwich
coach. Then again, Boz is careful to state that Eatanswill
was “one of the smaller towns.” In this class
we would not place Norwich, a large Cathedral City, with its
innumerable churches, and population, even then, of over 60,000,
whereas Ipswich was certainly one of these “smaller
towns,” having only 20,000. It must be also
considered, too, that this was a cross road, when the pace would
be slower than on the great main lines, say, at five miles an
hour, which, with stoppages, &c., would
occupy a period for the twenty-four miles of some four hours,
that is, say, from two to six o’clock. Boz, by his
arrangement of the traffic, would seem to assume that a
conveyance could be secured at any time of the day, for Mr.
Pickwick conveniently found one the instant he so abruptly
quitted Mrs. Leo Hunter’s, while Winkle and his friends
just as conveniently found one immediately after breakfast.
He appears to have been seven hours on the road. But the
strong point on which all Ipswichians may rest secure is Mr.
Pickwick’s statement to Mrs. Leo Hunter that Bury was
“not many miles from here.”
But an even more convincing proof can be found in
Jingle’s relation to Eatanswill. He came over from
Bury to Mrs. Leo Hunter’s party, leaving his servant there,
at the Hotel, and returned the same evening. The place must
have been but a short way off, when he could go and return in the
same day. Then what brought him to Eatanswill? We are
told that at the time he was courting Miss Nupkins, the
Mayor’s daughter; of course, he rushed over in the hope of
meeting her at Mrs. Leo Hunter’s
déjeûner. Everything, therefore, fits
well together.
I thought of consulting the report of the House of Commons
Committee on the Election Petition, and this confirmed my
view. There great stress is laid on the Blue and Buff
colours: in both the report and the novel it is mentioned that
the constables’ staves were painted Blue. Boz makes
Bob Sawyer say, in answer to Potts’ horrified enquiry
“Not Buff, sir?” “Well I’m a kind
of plaid at present—mixed colours”—something
very like this he must have noticed in the Report. A
constable, asked was his comrade, one Seagrave, Buff, answered,
“well, half and half, I
believe.” In the Report, voters were captured and
put to bed at the White Horse; and Sam tells how he “pumped
over” a number of voters at the same house. The very
waiter, who received Mr. Pickwick so contemptuously, was examined
by the Committee—his name was Henry Cowey—and he
answered exactly like the waiter with the
“fortnight’s napkin and the coeval
stockings.” When asked “was not
so-and-so’s appearance that of an intoxicated
person?” the language seemed too much for him, rather, he
took it to himself: “If I had been intoxicated, I
could not have done my business.” This is quite in
character.
Boz calls the inn at Eatanswill, “The Town
Arms.” There was no such sign in all England at the
time, as the Road Book shows. Why then would he call the
White Horse by that name? The Town Arms of Ipswich have two
white Sea Horses as supporters. This had certainly
something to do with the matter.
Mr. Pott was surely a real personage: for “Boz,”
who presently did not scruple to “takeoff” a living
Yorkshire schoolmaster in a fashion that all his neighbours and
friends recognised the original, would not draw back in the case
of an editor. Indeed, it is plain that in all points Pott
is truly an admirable figure, perfect in every point of view, and
finished. In fact, Pott and Pell, in their way, are the two
best pieces of work in the book. How admirable is the
description; “a tall, thin man with a sandy-coloured head,
inclined to baldness, and a face in which solemn importance was
blended with a look of unfathomable profundity. He was
dressed in a long, brown surtout, with a black cloth waistcoat
and drab trousers. A double eye-glass dangled at his
waistcoat, and on his head he wore a very low-crowned hat with a
broad rim.” Every touch is delightful—although
all is literal the literalness is all humour. As when Pott,
to recreate his guest, Mr. Pickwick, told Jane to “go down
into the office and bring me up the file of the Gazette for
1828. I’ll read you just a few of the leaders I wrote
at that time upon the Buff job of appointing a new tollman to the
turnpike here. I rather think they’ll amuse
you.” This was rich enough, and he came back to the
same topic towards the end of the book.
It will be remembered Mr. Pott went to Mrs. Leo Hunter’s
Fête in the character of a Russian with a knout in
his hand. No doubt the Gazette had its “eye on
Russia” and like the famous Skibbereen Eagle had
solemnly warned the Autocrat to that effect. It is, by the
way, amusing to find that this organ, The Eagle to wit,
which so increased the gaiety of the nation, has once more been
warning the Autocrat, and in a vein that proves that “our
filthy contemporary,” The Eatanswill Gazette, was no
exaggerated picture. This is how The Eagle, in a
late issue, speaks of the Russian occupation of Port
Arthur:—“And once again that keen, fierce glance is
cast in the direction of the grasping Muscovite; again, one of
the foulest, one of the vilest dynasties that has
impiously trampled on the laws of God, and has violated every
progressive aspiration the Almighty implanted in the human heart
when He fashioned man in His own image, and breathed into his
soul the breath of life, threatens, for the moment at least, to
put back the hands of the clock that tells the progress of
civilisation. The Emperor of all the Russias, this wicked
enemy of the human race, has succeeded in raising his hideous
flag on Port Arthur, and planting his iron heel and cloven hoof
on the heathen Chinese—filthy, degenerate creatures, who,
it must be admitted, are fitting companions for the
tallow-eating, ‘knouting’ barbarian.”
Who was intended by Nupkins, the intolerable Mayor of
Ipswich? An odious being. We may wonder at
“Boz’s” courage, for, of course, the existing
Mayor of Ipswich might think that the satire was pointed at
him. There can be little doubt, however, that
Nupkins was drawn from a London Police Magistrate, and is, in
fact, another portrait of the functionary whom he sketched
specially for “Oliver Twist” under the name of Mr.
Fang. Nupkins, however, is more in the comedy
vein—ridiculed rather than gibbeted—than was Mr.
Fang. We have only to compare the touches in both
descriptions:
“I beg your pardon for interrupting
you,” said Mr. Pickwick, “but before you proceed to
act upon any opinion you may have formed, I must claim my right
to be heard.”
“Hold your tongue,” said the magistrate,
peremptorily.
“I must submit to you, sir—” said Mr.
Pickwick.
“Hold your tongue, or I shall order an officer to remove
you.”
“You may order your officers to do whatever you please,
sir,” said Mr. Pickwick.
Compare with this “Oliver Twist”:
“Who are you?” said Mr. Fang.
“Before I am sworn, I must beg to say one word, and that
is I really never, without actual experience, could have
believed—”
“Hold your tongue, sir,” said Mr. Fang,
peremptorily.
“I will not, sir.”
“Hold your tongue this instant, or I’ll have you
turned out of the office.”
Mr. Pickwick, it will be remembered, made a
communication to Mr. Nupkins which changed the whole state of
affairs. Mr. Nupkins, with all his insolent despotism, was
held in check by conference with his clerk, Jinks, who kept him
from making mistakes by judicious hints.
Fang’s clerk, like Mr. Jinks, interposed:
“How do you propose to deal with the case,
sir?” inquired the clerk, in a low voice.
Mr. Jinks pulled him by the sleeve and whispered
something. He was evidently remonstrating. At length
the magistrate, gulping down with a very bad grace his
disinclination to hear anything more, said sharply, “What
do you want to say?”
When Mr. Fang was about to commit Oliver, the Bookstall-keeper
rushed in, and insisted on being heard, and, like Mr. Nupkins,
Mr. Fang had to listen:
“I demand to be sworn,” said the man,
“I will not be put down.”
“Swear the man,” growled Mr. Fang, with a very ill
grace. “Now, what have you got to say?”
Again, Mr. Nupkins said of Sam:
“He is evidently a desperate
ruffian.”
“He is my servant, sir,” said Mr. Pickwick,
angrily.
“Oh, he is your servant, is he. A conspiracy to
defeat the ends of justice.”
Compare Fang and the Bookseller:
“That book, is it paid for? No, it is
not.”
“Dear me, I forgot all about it,” exclaimed the
old gentleman.
“A nice person to prepare a charge against a poor
boy,” said Fang; “the law will overtake you yet,
&c.”
and so on.
In short, Nupkins is a softened edition of Fang. It was
curious that he turned out at the end not altogether so badly,
and there is certainly a little inconsistency in the
character. After Mr. Pickwick’s disclosures, he
becomes very rational and amiable. We may wonder, too, how
the latter could have accepted hospitality from, or have sat down
at the board of, the man who treated him in so gross a fashion, and, further, that after accepting this
entertainment, Mr. Pickwick should take an heroic and injured
tone, recalling his injuries as he withdrew, but after his
dinner.
This magistrate was despotic enough, but we might have
expected that he would have had Mr. Peter Magnus brought before
him also, and have issued a warrant. The lady, however, was
silent as to her admirer, and this difficulty appears to have
occurred to the author for he makes Mr. Nupkins remark:
“The other principal you say has absconded,”
she having said nothing whatever. Being at the “White
Horse,” too, he was accessible. He may, however, have
gone off to secure “a friend.”
In Ipswich there is controversy as to the exact whereabouts of
his mansion. But there can be little doubt as to the
matter, as the directions given are minute. The guide books
take care to point it out. “Bending his steps towards
St. Clement’s Church”—that is leaving the
“White Horse” and following the street on the right,
“he found himself in a retired spot, a kind of courtyard of
venerable appearance, which he discovered had no other outlet
than the turning by which he had entered.” I believe
it is the house at the far end of the lane—now Mr.
Bennett’s. The street has been cut through the
lawn. There are here, as there were then, “old red
brick houses” and “the green gate of a garden at the
bottom of the yard.” Nothing could be more precise,
allowing of course for the changes, demolitions, re-buildings,
&c., of sixty years.
What became of Mr. Peter Magnus and his lady? Did they
“make it up”? or was Mr. Pickwick enabled to make
such explanations as would clear away all suspicions. Did
the two angry gentlemen meet again after Mr. Pickwick’s
return to the “White Horse?” These are
interesting questions, and one at least can be answered.
Owing to an indiscretion of the foolish Winkle’s, during
the famous action of Bardell v. Pickwick, we learn that Mr.
Pickwick “being found in a lady’s apartment at
midnight had led to the breaking off of the projected
marriage of the lady in question.” Now this seems
a serious result of Mr. Pickwick’s indiscretion, and very
unfortunate for the poor lady, and ought to have caused him some
remorse. No doubt he explained the incident, which he had
better have done at first, for now it had the air
of attempting to shield the lady. It was odd that Mr.
Pickwick should thus have interfered with the marriage of
two elderly spinster ladies.
There is, by the way, a droll inconsistency on the part of the
author in his description of a scene between Mr. Magnus and Mr.
Pickwick. When the former was about to propose to the
middle-aged lady, he told Mr. Pickwick that he arranged to see
her at eleven. “It only wants a quarter
now.” Breakfast was waiting, and the pair sat down to
it. Mr. Magnus was looking at the clock every other
second. Presently he announced, “It only wants two
minutes.” Notwithstanding this feverish
impatience, he asks Mr. Pickwick for his advice in proposing,
which the latter gave at great length. Mr. Magnus listened,
now without any impatience. The clock hand was
“verging on the five minutes past;” not until it was
ten minutes past did he rise.
Mr. Pickwick’s early history is obscure enough, and we
know no details save that he had been “in
business.” But had he ever an affair of the
heart? Just as in real life, when a stray allusion will
occasionally escape from a person betraying something of his past
history, so once or twice a casual remark of Mr. Pickwick’s
furnishes a hint. Thus Mr. Magnus, pressing him for his
advice in this delicate matter of proposing, asked him had he
ever done this sort of thing in his time. “You mean
proposing?” said the great man.
“Yes.” “Never,” said Mr. Pickwick,
with great energy, and then repeated the word
“Never.” His friend then assumed that he did
not know how it was best to begin. “Why,” said
the other, cautiously, “I may have formed some ideas on the
subject,” but then added that he had “never submitted
them to the test of experience.” This is distinct
enough, but it does all the same hint at some affaire de
cœur, else why would he “have formed some ideas
upon the subject.” Of course, it may be that he was
thinking of Mrs. Bardell and her cruel charges. Still, it
was strange that a man should have reached to fifty, have grown
round and stout, without ever offering his hand. The first
picture in the book, however, helps us to speculate a
little. Over his head in the room at
Dulwich hangs the portrait of an old lady in spectacles, the
image of the great Samuel; his mother certainly. He
evidently regarded her with deep affection, he had brought the
picture to Dulwich and placed it where it should always be before
his eyes. Could it not be, and is it not natural that in
addition to his other amiabilities he was the best of
sons—that she “ruled the roast”—that in
the old Mrs. Wardle, to whom he so filially attended, he saw his
mother’s image, that she was with him to the day of her
death, and that while she lived, he resolved that no one else
should be mistress there! After her death he found himself
a confirmed old bachelor. There’s a speculation for
you on the German lines.
We might go on. This self denial must have been the more
meritorious as he was by nature of an affectionate, even amorous,
cast. He seized every opportunity of kissing the young
ladies. He would certainly have liked to have had some fair
being at home whom he could thus distinguish. How good this
description of the rogue—
“Mr. Pickwick kissed the young
ladies—we were going to say as if they were his own
daughters, only, as he might possibly have infused a little
more warmth into the salutation, the comparison would not be
quite appropriate.”
He never lost a chance. In the same spirit, when the
blushing Arabella came to tell of her marriage, “can you
forgive my imprudence?” He returned “no verbal
response”—not he—“but took off his
spectacles in great haste, and seizing both the young
lady’s hands in his, kissed her a great many
times—perhaps a greater number of times than was absolutely
necessary.” Observe the artfulness of all
this—the deliberation—taking off the spectacles so
that they should not be in the way—seizing her
hands—and then setting to work! Oh, he knew more of
“this sort of thing” than he had credit for. He
had never proposed—true—but he had been near it a
precious sight more than he said.
Miss Witherfield is a rather mysterious personage, yet we take
an interest in her and speculate on her history. She lived
some twenty miles from Ipswich—no doubt at a family place
of her own. She had come in to stay at the White Horse for
the night and the morning. She was, no doubt, a person of
property—otherwise Mr. Magnus would not have been
so eager, and he must have been a fortune hunter, for he confided
to Mr. Pickwick, that he had been jilted “three or four
times.” What a quaint notion by the way that of his:
“I think an Inn is a good sort of place to propose to a
single woman in, Mr. Pickwick. She is more likely to feel
the loneliness of her situation in travelling, perhaps than she
would be, at home.”
We find here some of the always amusing bits of confusion that
recur in the book. Here might be a Calverley question,
“When was it, and where was it, that the Pickwickians had
two dinners in the one day?” Answer: At the
Great White Horse on this very visit. When Mr. Nupkins
retired to lunch, after his interview with Miss Witherfield, the
Pickwickians sat down to their dinner “quietly,” and
were in the midst of that meal, when Grummer arrived to arrest
them. They were taken to Nupkins’, and there dined
with him. This dinner would have brought them to five
o’clock:—we are told of candles—so that it was
dark—yet this was the month of May, when it would been
light enough till eight o’clock. Mrs. Nupkins’
dress, on coming in from lunch, is worth noting. “A
blue gauze turban and a light brown wig.”
Again, it was to Mr. Pickwick’s watch, that we owe the
diverting and farcical incident of the double bedded
bedroom—and indeed we have here all the licensed
improbabilities of a Farce. To forget his watch on a hotel
table was the last thing a staid man of business would do.
How could he be made to forget it? “By winding it
up,” said the author. “Winding up his watch,
and laying it on the table.” This was of
course in the Fob days, when the watch had to be drawn
from the deep pocket; not as now when it is secured with a
“guard chain.” Naturally, he might in an
abstracted moment have so laid it down.
As an instance of the natural, every-day sort of tone
prevailing through the book, it may be noted that it is mentioned
as a matter of history, that the breakfast next day was at eleven
o’clock—a late hour. But we know, though it is
not pointed out, that Mr. Magnus and Mr. Pickwick had sat till
morning drinking brandy and water, and that Mr. Pickwick had
spent a portion of the night wandering about the Hotel.
Naturally he came down late.
We are also minutely told that Mr. Magnus left the room
at ten minutes past eleven. Mr. Pickwick “took a few
strides to and fro,” when it became half past eleven!
But this is a rather mysterious passage, for we next learn that
“the small hand of the clock, following the
latter part of his example, had arrived at the figure
which indicates the half hour.” The “latter
part,” would refer to “fro.” Perhaps it
is a fresh gibe at the unlucky White Horse and its
administration. The “small hand,” in any case,
could not, and would not, point to the half hour, save that it
had got loosened, and had jumped down, as hands will do, to seek
the centre of gravity.
How natural, too, is the appearance of Jingle. With
Wardles’ £120 in his pocket, he was flush of cash,
and could make a new appearance—in a new district—as
an officer—Captain FitzMarshall. He was “picked
up,” we are told, at some neighbouring races. Sudbury
and Stowmarket are not far off.
Some years ago, the late Lady Quain was staying at Ipswich and
took so deep an interest in the “Great White Horse”
and its traditions that she had it with all its apartments
photographed on a large scale, forming a regular series.
Her husband, the amiable physician whose loss we have to deplore,
gave them to me. The “White Horse” was
decidedly wrong in having Mr. Pickwick’s double-bedded room
fitted up with brass Birmingham bedsteads. Were I the
proprietor I would assuredly have the room arranged exactly as in
Phiz’s picture—the two old-fashioned four-posts with
the dimity curtains, the rush light and shade on the floor, the
old glass on the dressing-table. To be even more realistic
still there might be added Mr. Pickwick’s night-capped head
peeping out, and the lean presentment of the lady herself, all,
say, in wax, à la Tussaud. What a show and
attraction that would be!
The author’s ingenuity was never at fault in the face of
a difficulty. Mr. Pickwick was to be got to Nupkins’
in a sedan chair, a grotesque incident; but then, what to do with
Tupman, also arrested? As both would not fit in an ordinary
sedan, the sedan was made to fit them, and thus it was
done. “It was recollected that there stood in the Inn
yard an old sedan chair, which, having been originally built for
a gouty gentleman with funded property, would hold Mr. Pickwick and Mr. Tupman at least as conveniently as a
modern postchaise.”
Nothing is more remarkable than the ingenious and striking
fashion in which “Boz” has handled the episode
of the double-bedded room and the yellow curl papers. The
subject was an awkward one and required skilful management, or it
might have repelled. The problem was how to make the
situation amusing and yet not too realistic? It will be
seen that all the appearances of a most embarrassing
situation are produced, and yet really neither the lady nor Mr.
Pickwick have taken off their garments. To produce this
result, much elaborate machinery was requisite. The beds
were arranged as if on the stage, one on each side of the door
with a sort of little lane between the wall and each bed.
Mr. Pickwick, we are told, actually crept into this lane, got to
the end where there was a chair, and in this straight, confined
situation proceeded to take off his coat and vest and to fold
them up. It was thus artfully brought about that he
appeared to have gone to bed, and could look out from the dimity
curtains without having done so. It does not strike every
one that Mr. Pickwick, under ordinary circumstances, would have
taken off his “things” before the fire just as the
lady did, in the free and open space, and not huddled up in a
dark corner. However, as Mr. Weller says: “It wos to
be, and—it wos,” or we should have had no story and
no laugh.
There is a pleasant story—quite akin to Mr.
Pickwick’s adventure—of what befell Thackeray when
travelling in America. Going up to bed, he mistook the
floor, and entered a room the very counterpart of his own.
He had begun to take off his clothes, when a soft voice came from
within—“Is that you,
George?” In a panic, he bundled up his things,
like Mr. Pickwick, and hurriedly rushed out, thinking what would
be the confusion should he encounter “George” at the
door. Anthony Trollope, my old, pleasant friend and sponsor
at the Garrick Club, used to relate another of these hotel
misadventures which, he protested, was the most
“side-splitting” thing ever he heard of. A
gentleman who was staying at one of the monster Paris hotels with
his lady, was seized with some violent cold or pulmonary
attack. She went down to try and get him a mustard plaster,
which, with much difficulty, she
contrived. Returning in triumph, as Mr. Pickwick did with
his recovered watch, she found that he had fallen into a gentle
sleep, and was lying with his head buried in the pillows.
With much softness and deftness, she quickly drew away the
coverings, and, without disturbing him, managed to insinuate the
plaster into its proper place. Having done her duty, she
then proceeded to lie down, when the sleeping man, moving
uneasily, awoke and showed his face. It was not her
husband! She fled from the room. The humour of the
thing—as described by Trollope—was the bewilderment
of the man on discovering the damp and burning mass that had been
applied to him, and the amazing disappearance of his
visitant. What did it all mean? The mystery probably
remained unsolved to the day of his death.
But the Great White Horse received an important cosmopolitan
compliment from across the seas—at the Chicago
Exhibition—when a large and complete model was prepared and
set up in the building. This was an elaborate as well as
important tribute to the Book which it was assumed that every one
knew by heart.
Boz, on his travels, with his strong theatrical taste, was
sure to have gone to the little theatre in Tacket Street, now a
Salvation Army meeting-house. It is the same building,
though much altered and pulled about, as that in which David
Garrick made his first appearance on the stage, as Mr. Lyddal,
about 150 years ago. I have before me now a number of
Ipswich play bills, dated in the year 1838, just after the
conclusion of “Pickwick,” and which, most
appropriately, seem to record little but Boz’s own
work. Pickwick, Oliver, Nickleby, and others, are the Bill
of Fare, and it may be conceived that audiences would attend to
see their own Great White Horse, and the spinster lady in her
curl papers, and Mr. Nupkins, the Mayor, brought on the
boards. These old strips of tissue paper have a strange
interest; they reflect the old-fashioned theatre and audiences;
and the Pickwickian names of the characters, so close after the
original appearance, have a greater reality. Here, for
instance, is a programme for Mr. Gill’s benefit, on January 19, 1839, when we had “The Pickwickians at
half-price.” This was “a comic drama, in three
acts, exhibiting the life and manners of the present day,
entitled—
“Pickwick, or the sayings and doings of Sam
Weller!”
Adapted expressly for this Theatre from the celebrated
Pickwick Papers,
by Boz!
“The present drama of Pickwick has been honoured by
crowded houses, and greeted by shouts of laughter and reiterated
peals of applause upon every representation, and has been
acknowledged by the public Press to be the only successful
adaptation.
The Illustrations designed and
executed by popular Phiz-es.
The new music by Mr. Pindar. The quadrilles under the
direction of Mr. Harrison.”
All the characters are given.
“Mr. Pickwick,” founder of the Club, and
travelling the counties of Essex and Suffolk in pursuit of
knowledge.
“Snodgrass,” a leetle bit of a poet.
“Winkle,” a corresponding member also; and a
something of a sportsman.
“Job Trotter,” thin plant o’ ooman natur;
something between a servant and a friend to Jingle; a kind of
perambulating hydraulic.
“Joe,” a fat boy, addicted to cold pudding and
snoring.
“Miss Rachel Wardle,” in love with Jingle or
anybody else that will have her.
“Emily” was appropriately represented in such a
Theatre, by Miss Garrick.
The scenes are laid at first at the Red Lion, Colchester,
close by which is Manor Farm, where a ball is given, and, of
course, “the Pickwickian Quadrilles!” are danced
“as performed at the Nobility’s Balls.”
(I have these quadrilles, with Mr. Pickwick, on the title.)
Then comes the White Hart, and “How they make
sausages!” displayed in large type. The scene is then
shifted to the Angel, at Bury, and the double-bedded room with
its “horrible dilemma,” and
“Scene of
Night Caps!”
It will be noticed that there is nothing of the Great White
Horse in the very town. The reason was that the proprietor
was disgusted by the unflattering account given of
his Inn and must have objected. It winds up with the Fleet
scenes, where Mr. Weller, senr.,
“Arrests
his own Offspring.”
That this notion of the Great White Horse being sulky and
hostile is the true one is patent from another bill, December 10,
1843, some four years later, when the proprietor allowed his Inn
to be introduced. The piece was called—
“Boots at
the White Horse.”
“Now acting in London with extraordinary
success.” This was, of course, our old friend
“Boots at the Swan,” which Frank Robson, later, made
his own. As Boz had nothing to do with it, there could be
no objection. Barnaby Rudge, however, was the piece of
resistance. On another occasion, January, 1840, came Mr. J.
Russell, with his vocal entertainment, “Russell’s
Recollections” and “A Portrait from the Pickwick
Gallery.” “Have you seen him?
Alphabetical Distinctions. A sample of Mister Sam Weller’s Descriptive
Powers.”
Some adaptation or other of Dickens seems to have been always
the standing dish. The old Ipswich Theatre is certainly an
interesting one, and Garrick and Boz are names to conjure
with.
There have been abundant speculations as to the originals of
the Pickwickian characters—some Utopian enough, but I do
not think that any have been offered in the case of Mr. Pott, the
redoubtable editor of the Eatanswill Gazette. I am
inclined to believe that the notorious and brilliant Dr. Maginn
was intended. He and Pott were both distinguished for their
“slogging” or bludgeoning articles, and both were
High Tories, or “Blue,” as Mr. Pott had it. But
what is most significant is that in the very year Pickwick was
coming out, to wit, 1836, Maginn had attracted general attention
and reprobation by the scandal of his duel with Grantley Berkely,
arising out of a most scurrilous review of the latter’s
novel. To this meeting he had been brought with some
difficulty—just as Pott—the
“Pot-valiant,” declined to “serve him
so,” i.e., Slurk; being restrained by the laws of
his country. He was an assistant editor to the
“Standard,” and had furnished
scurrilites to the “John Bull.” He had about
this time also obtained an influence over the interesting
“L. E. L.,” whom John Forster, it is known, was
“courting,” and by some rumours and machinations
succeeded in breaking off the business. Now Forster and
Boz, at the time, were bosom friends—Forster could be
unsparing enough where he was injured: and how natural that his
new friend should share his enmities. Boz was always glad
to gibbet a notorious public abuse, and here was an
opportunity. Maginn’s friend, Kenealey, wrote to an
American, who was about to edit Maginn’s writings,
“You have a glorious opportunity, where you have no fear of
libel before your eyes. Maginn’s best things can
never be published till his victims have passed from the
scene.” How significant is this! Then
Pott’s “combining his information,” his
“cramming” critic, his using the lore of the
Encyclopedia Britannica for his articles suggest Maginn’s
classical lucubrations. A well-known eminent
Littérateur, to whom I suggested this view,
objected that Pott is not shown to be such a blackguard as
Maginn, and that Maginn was not such an ass as Pott. But
Boz generalised his borrowed originals. Skimpole was taken
from Leigh Hunt, yet was represented as a sort of scoundrel; and
Boz confessed that he only adapted his lighter manner and airy
characteristics.
In these latter days, people have been somewhat astonished by
the strange “freak” of our leading journal in so
persistently offering and pressing on the public their venture of
a new edition of the Encyclopedia. Every ingenious
variation of bold advertisement is used to tempt the
purchaser—a sovereign down and time for the rest; actual
pictures of the whole series of volumes; impassioned arguments,
pleadings, and an appeal to take it at the most wonderfully low
price. Then we have desirable information, dealing with
topics of varied kind, and assurances that material would here be
found for dealing conveniently with every known subject.
Still, what a surprise that use was not made of “the
immortal Pickwick” in whose pages these peculiar advantages
were more successfully and permanently set forth and illustrated
by one most telling example furnished by no other than Mr. Pott
himself, the redoubtable editor of the Eatanswill
Gazette. To him and to no other is due the credit of
being the first to show practically how to use the
Encyclopedia. He has furnished a principle which is
worth all the lengthy exhortations of the Times
itself.
Pott seems to have kept the work in his office, and to have
used it for his articles in a highly ingenious fashion. For
three months had he been supplying a series of papers, which he
assures us “appeared at intervals,” and which excited
“such general—I may say, such universal attention and
admiration.” A fine tribute surely to the
Encyclopedia. For recollect Pott’s was a
newspaper. The Times folk say nothing of this
important view. Poor, simple Mr. Pickwick had not seen the
articles because he was busy travelling about and had no time for
reading. (Probably Pott would have put him on the
“free list” of his paper, but for the awkward Winkle
flirtation which broke up the intimacy). Nay, he might have
had “the revolving book case,” which would handily
contain all the volumes.
And what were these articles? “They appeared in
the form of a copious”—mark the
word!—“review of a work on Chinese
Metaphysics.” It had need to be copious therefor, for
it is a very large subject. Mr. Pickwick himself must have
been very familiar with the Encyclopedia, for he at once objected
that he was not aware that so abstruse a topic was dealt with in
its pages. He had perhaps consulted the book, say, at
Garraway’s Coffee House, for, alas! the good man was not
able to have a library of his own, living, as he did, in lodgings
or at the “George and Vulture.” Mr. Pott,
however, who also knew the work well, had then to confess that
there was no such subject treated separately in it. But the
articles were from the pen of his critic (not from his own),
“who crammed for it, to use a technical but
expressive term; he read up for the subject, at my desire, in the
Encyclopedia.”
Now, as the subject was not treated in the work, how
could this “cramming” help him? Here comes in
the system, so unaccountably overlooked by the Times,
i.e., the Combination Method. “He read,
sir,” rejoined Pott, laying his hand on Mr.
Pickwick’s knee and looking round with a smile of
intellectual superiority, “he read for metaphysics under
the letter M, and for China under the letter C, and
combined his information, sir.” There
we have it! We find separate articles De omni scribili, and many topics unavoidably passed
over; but we see how this can be cured by the ingenious Pott
system. Combine your information! There you
are! Here for instance—under
“Metaphysics” we do find something about’
Confucius and the other Pundits; we then turn to China and get
local colour, Chinese writers. &c., and then proceed
“to combine our information.” And so with
hundreds of other instances and other topics. Pott,
therefore, has been overlooked by the managers of the
Times, but it is not yet too late for them to call
attention to his system. It is of interest to all at
Eatanswill.
Pott was in advance of his time. His paper was not
wholly the sort of scurrilous organ it has been shown to
be. To weight its columns with “Chinese
Metaphysics,” was a bold, reforming step—then the
going on for three months, i.e., twelve
articles—and all read with avidity. And what are we
to think of the Eatanswill readers—surely in advance,
too. And here we have him, nearly seventy years ago, giving
a well-deserved puff to the Encyclopedia, which is really worth
the innumerable columns the leading journal has devoted to the
book. Its last effort was to show an ingenious connection
between the British Association and the Encyclopedia, on the
ground of its various Presidents. “It stimulates, in
fact creates, the necessity for a good working Library of
Science. It is here that the Encyclopedia comes in as of
especial service.”