By EBEN REXFORD.
Ned was like most other boys, I suppose. Some days he
felt so good-natured that his spirits were positively "catching,"
as they say about colds and the mumps, and you
couldn't have had the blues if you had made up your mind
to do so, if he was round. But the very next day was apt
to be one of his cross days, and he could be as cross and
disagreeable as any boy ever could.
One morning he got up feeling very much out of sorts.
"Ned's going to be cross to-day," said Harry, when they
gathered round the breakfast table. "It's sticking out all
over him now."
"I don't know as it's any of your business," answered Ned
promptly. "I'd a good deal rather be cross than make a
fool of myself by trying to say smart things when I
couldn't."
Which shot, considering that Harry hadn't tried to say
anything "sharp," was rather uncalled for, and didn't hit
anybody in particular.
"Don't let me hear any more such conversation," said
Mrs. Haynes, taking her seat at the table. "You are both
of you old enough to behave yourselves as gentlemen ought
to."
Ned found any amount of fault with the victuals. The
buckwheat cakes had too much soda in them; the sirup wasn't
fit to eat; the butter looked as if an old squaw had made
it; the potatoes were a little the worst ones he ever tasted.
And the result of his fault-finding was, that he was sent away
from the table with an unsatisfied appetite.
When he was outside the dining room, he realized that,
poor as the breakfast might be, it would have been better
than none, and began to wish he had said less, and eaten
more.
After breakfast the hired girl began to wash the windows.
Ned watched her standing on the stepladder, and thought
what fine fun it would be to tip it over when she was on it,
but concluded he wouldn't try it just then, as Bridget was
apt to be cross as well as himself, and he remembered that
some of the practical jokes he had played off on her had
resulted in tingling ears, and having his ears boxed was
about the worst kind of punishment for Ned. But as Bridget
came out of the sitting room with the stepladder, which she
was taking to the veranda, in order to wash the windows
from the outside, she stumbled over him in the hall, and
came so near falling that she had to let the ladder go and
catch at the stair railing to save herself. And the ladder
in its fall struck against a bracket on which a little vase
stood, and away went both of them, and the vase was
shivered into fragments.
"You good-for-nothin' spalpeen!" cried Bridget, giving
him a slap across the ears; "you got forninst me on purpose,
an' now see what you've done! That illigant mug all
broke to pieces, jist on account of your bad ways. I've a
good mind to tell the missus."
"You needn't 'a' stumbled over me," said Ned angrily. "If
you'd look where you were going, you wouldn't go round
smashing things up in this style. I'd turn you off if I was
in father's place."
"Would you now?" demanded Bridget, her arms akimbo.
"Indade I'd like to see ye doin' it. If you don't take yerself
off, I'll box ye, mind that, now; an' I'll do it up in illigant
style."
Ned concluded that discretion was the better part of valor
at present, and repaired to the veranda.
Presently Bridget came out with the stepladder, which
she adjusted before one of the windows, and then went in
after water.
A bright idea struck Ned. Bridget had been saucy and
impudent. He would be even with her. He'd learn her
to slap his ears!
He pulled a long piece of stout cord out of his pocket
and tied it to one leg of the stepladder, and then hid in
the shrubbery.
Presently out came Bridget. She mounted the ladder, unconscious
of any danger, and began washing the window
vigorously.
All at once the ladder seemed to jerk itself out from
under her, and with a whoop that would have done credit
to any Apache brave, she landed in the middle of a great
lilac bush, before she realized whether her sudden descent
was caused by a collapse of the ladder, an earthquake, or
one of Ned's pranks. She strongly suspected the latter;
but, looking around from her dignified position in the lilac
bush, she could see nothing of him, and there was nothing
about the innocent-looking ladder, as it lay on the ground
at the veranda steps, to indicate that it had been meddled
with. But as she proceeded to alight from her elevated
pedestal, she heard a chuckle somewhere in the shrubbery,
which satisfied her that her suspicions were correct.
Harry came along pretty soon, and wanted Ned to join a
party of children who were going down to the old mill after
berries.
But Ned answered, very shortly, that he "wasn't going
to do any such thing," and Harry went on, without stopping
to coax him any.
That made Ned madder than ever. It was quite evident
that they didn't want him, and only asked him because they
couldn't very well help doing so.
"I'll have some fun with 'em," said Ned, setting off in the
same direction, about half an hour afterward.
The berries the children had gone after grew in an old
meadow. In this old meadow, through which a brook ran,
there was a mill, which was said to be haunted, and every
child was afraid to go near it in the daytime.
Ned picked his way through the bushes on the edge of
the meadow, and got into the mill on the opposite side from
where the children were picking berries.
So busily were they engaged in gathering the ripe fruit
that they were not aware how near they were getting to the
mill, till a sepulchral groan made them look up in undefined
terror, and there, in the farthest shadowy corner, was
something awfully ghost-like.
"Repent of your sins!" exclaimed the ghost, uttering the
first and only thing he could think of; and then, with wild
shouts of fright, the children started off in a stampede for
the road, spilling their berries and tearing their clothes.
Little Susie Mayne lost her sunbonnet, and Will Blake
lost his shoe, but they didn't dare to stop for such trifles.
When they reached the road, panting and breathless, they
looked back, half expecting to see the ghost after them.
But instead of a ghost, there stood Ned, waving a sheet
and apparently highly pleased at the success of his project.
"I should think you'd be ashamed of yourself," shouted
Will Blake. "I'll tell Johnny, an' he'll lick you."
"Don't you wish he could?" answered Ned defiantly. "If
any of you young ones go to being saucy, I'll just come over
there and trounce you."
The children set off toward home, but, coming to another
meadow, where strawberries were quite plenty, they concluded
to stop and fill up their baskets.
"Mr. Belding's awful ugly old cow runs in this meadow,
I heard father say," said Harry. "We'd better keep a lookout
for her."
But in five minutes they had forgotten all about the cow.
Suddenly they all started.
"Moo, moo-o!" sounded in the bushes close by, and they
heard an awful racket as if half a dozen cows were coming.
"Oh, dear!" screamed all the girls, and made for the
fence, with the boys at their heels.
Susie Mayne tumbled down and bruised her nose so badly
that it bled, and Harry dragged her toward the fence in
anything but a comfortable way.
"I'd be ashamed to run at every little noise before I
knew where it came from," called out Ned, making his
appearance from the bushes. "Cowards! cowards!"
The boys were for clubbing together and giving him a
whipping, but concluded to leave that to the big boys. The
girls all pronounced him, without a single dissenting voice,
to be the "meanest boy they ever heard of," and then they
all went off in high indignation.
Ned climbed up on the fence, and sat there for some time
meditating what to do next. Pretty soon Mr. Belding's
Sammy came along without seeing Ned, and got over into
the meadow, and began picking berries.
Now, Ned hated Sammy Belding, and he thought it would
be fine fun to throw stones at him. He calculated the
chances of getting caught, and concluded if he stayed over
the fence he could get enough start while Sammy was climbing
to take him out of danger. So he filled his pockets with
stones, and began throwing them at Sammy.
At first Sammy looked around in astonishment, and
couldn't make out where they came from. But by and by he
pretended that he was paying no attention to them. But if
you could have looked under his broad-brimmed hat, you
would have seen that he was keeping keen watch.
Ned continued to throw stones. All at once up jumped
Sammy, and made for the fence. Ned was taken entirely by
surprise, but turned to run as soon as he realized that
Sammy had discovered him. But he caught his foot on a
stick, and down he went, and before he got on his feet
Sammy had him, and proceeded to give him a good pounding,
out of which he came with a black eye and a bloody
nose. It was too bad the children couldn't have been there
to see it.
"Throw stones at me again, will you?" said Sammy. "I'll
teach you to mind your own business, if you don't know
how."
Ned went home as soon as Sammy got through with him.
He was hungry, and his whipping had discouraged him
somewhat.
Harry had got home before him, and had reported his bad
conduct. The result was that he was ordered to weed out
three onion beds that afternoon. That made him groan in
spirit. He hated weeding in the garden about the worst of
anything in the world.
But there wasn't any help for it, and he went at it.
The old rooster came along pretty soon. Ned knew he
never did any harm, as he was too well-behaved a bird
to scratch in the garden, but he wanted to vent his spite on
something, so he up with a big stone and shied it at the
rooster's head, not once thinking that it would hit him. But
it did, and with one shrill squawk the fowl gave a leap into
the air, kicked about wildly, and fell dead.
Ned was frightened. What would his father say? He
had been very careful of the rooster, because he came of a
choice breed. What should he do with him? While he
was debating the question with himself, who should come
along but his mother.
"Why, Ned!" exclaimed she, seeing the poor old rooster
lying there, with one claw stretched up pathetically, as if to
call a sympathetic attention to his tragic fate. "How did
this happen?"
"Well, you see," began Ned, at a loss for an explanation,
"he came along, and I thought maybe he'd go scratching, and
I shoed him, but he wouldn't go off. Then I threw a stone
that way, and it must have hit him, 'cause——"
"You weren't afraid he would scratch, because he never
did that," said Ned's mother severely. "I am very sorry
to see you in such a bad temper to-day. Go right up to
the garret and stay there till your father comes home. I
don't know what he will say when he knows of this."
Ned took himself off to the garret, congratulating himself
that that wasn't quite as bad as weeding onions. But he
was terribly troubled about what his father would say. He
couldn't get that out of his mind.
By and by he heard some one coming up the garret stairs.
It sounded like Bridget's steps. A pan stood near by, which
had been placed under a leak in the roof, and was full of
water. Before he stopped to think what the consequence
might be—he felt so ugly that he didn't care much—Ned
seized the pan full of water, and just as a head made its
appearance in the shadowy depths of the garret stairway
he let fly pan and all in that direction.
There was an awful spluttering, as if the water had
taken the visitor fairly in the face.
Ned turned pale. It wasn't Bridget, after all, but his
father.
"Young man," said that worthy person, making his appearance,
dripping from head to foot with water, and looking
terribly severe, "I want to see you in the wood shed."
His tone struck terror to Ned's heart. The wood shed, on
such occasions, was quite apt to prove a second inquisition.
Ned followed, not daring to do otherwise. He didn't even
dare to look at his father's face. What took place in the
shed I can't say, but directly after their visit to that part
of the house Ned went to bed, and I hope he got up feeling
better next morning.