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Editor
Mosher, Marion Dix
Title
More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations
Credits
E-text prepared by Suzanne Shell, Sandra Brown, and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team
Language
English
LoC Class
PN: Language and Literatures: Literature: General, Criticism, Collections
Subject
American wit and humor
Category
Text
eBook-No.
15338
Project Gutenberg
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/15338
Release Date
March 12, 2005
Copyright
Public domain in the USA.

Contents

  1. 1.BOOKS OF JOKES, STORIES AND QUOTATIONS — TOASTER'S HANDBOOK. Peggy Edmond and Harold Workman Williams. 501p. $1.80 — MORE TOASTS. Marion D. Mosher. 552p. $1.80 — MORE TOASTS — JOKES, STORIES AND QUOTATIONS — COMPILED BY — MARION DIX MOSHER — NEW YORK THE H. W. WILSON COMPANY LONDON: GRAFTON & CO. 1922
  2. 2.Contents
  3. 3.PREFACE
  4. 4.INTRODUCTION — The Divine Gift of Humor — The Function of Humor — Importance of Humor — MORE TOASTS
  5. 5.ABSENT-MINDEDNESS
  6. 6.ACCIDENTS
  7. 7.ACCURACY
  8. 8.ACTORS AND ACTRESSES
  9. 9.ADVERTISING
  10. 10.ADVICE
  11. 11.AFTER DINNER SPEECHES
  12. 12.AGE
  13. 13.AGRICULTURE
  14. 14.ALARM CLOCKS
  15. 15.ALIBI
  16. 16.ALIMONY
  17. 17.ALPHABET
  18. 18.ALTERNATIVES
  19. 19.AMBITION
  20. 20.AMERICANS
  21. 21.AMUSEMENTS
  22. 22.ANCESTRY
  23. 23.ANIMALS
  24. 24.ANTICIPATION
  25. 25.ANTIQUES
  26. 26.APARTMENTS
  27. 27.APPEARANCES
  28. 28.APPETITE
  29. 29.APPLAUSE
  30. 30.ARITHMETIC
  31. 31.ARMIES
  32. 32.ART AND ARTISTS
  33. 33.ASTRONOMY
  34. 34.AUTHORS
  35. 35.AUTHORSHIP
  36. 36.AUTOMOBILE TOURISTS
  37. 37.AUTOMOBILES AND AUTOMOBILING
  38. 38.AVIATION
  39. 39.BACHELORS
  40. 40.BAGGAGE
  41. 41.BALDNESS
  42. 42.BANKS AND BANKING
  43. 43.BAPTISM
  44. 44.BAPTISTS
  45. 45.BARGAINS
  46. 46.BASEBALL
  47. 47.BATHS AND BATHING
  48. 48.BEAUTY, PERSONAL
  49. 49.BEGGING
  50. 50.BEQUESTS
  51. 51.BETTING
  52. 52.BIBLE INTERPRETATION
  53. 53.BIGAMY
  54. 54.BILLS
  55. 55.BLUFFING
  56. 56.BOARD OF HEALTH
  57. 57.BOARDING HOUSES
  58. 58.BOASTING
  59. 59.BOLSHEVISM
  60. 60.BOOKS AND READING
  61. 61.BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING
  62. 62.BOOMERANGS
  63. 63.BOOSTING
  64. 64.BORROWERS
  65. 65.BOSTON
  66. 66.BOY SCOUTS
  67. 67.BOYS
  68. 68.BRIDES
  69. 69.BROOKLYN
  70. 70.BROTHERHOOD
  71. 71.BURBANK
  72. 72.BUSINESS
  73. 73.BUSINESS ENTERPRISE
  74. 74.BUSINESS ETHICS
  75. 75.BUSINESS WOMEN
  76. 76.CAMPAIGNS
  77. 77.CANDIDATES
  78. 78.CANDOR
  79. 79.CAPITAL AND LABOR
  80. 80.CARD INDEX
  81. 81.CARELESSNESS
  82. 82.CATALOGING
  83. 83.CAUSE AND EFFECT
  84. 84.CAUTION
  85. 85.CHARACTER
  86. 86.CHARITY
  87. 87.CHEERFULNESS
  88. 88.CHICKEN STEALING
  89. 89.CHILD LABOR
  90. 90.CHILDREN
  91. 91.CHOICES
  92. 92.CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS
  93. 93.CHRISTMAS GIFTS
  94. 94.CHURCH
  95. 95.CHURCH ATTENDANCE
  96. 96.CHURCH DISCIPLINE
  97. 97.CITIZENS
  98. 98.CITY AND COUNTRY
  99. 99.CIVICS
  100. 100.CIVILIZATION
  101. 101.CLASS DISTINCTIONS
  102. 102.CLEANLINESS
  103. 103.CLERGY
  104. 104.CLOTHING
  105. 105.CLUBS
  106. 106.COAL
  107. 107.COFFEE
  108. 108.COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS
  109. 109.COLLECTION BOX
  110. 110.COLLEGE GRADUATES
  111. 111.COLLEGE STUDENTS
  112. 112.COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES
  113. 113.COMMITTEE
  114. 114.COMMON SENSE
  115. 115.COMMUNISM
  116. 116.COMMUTERS
  117. 117.COMPARISONS
  118. 118.COMPENSATION
  119. 119.COMPETITION
  120. 120.COMPLIMENTS
  121. 121.CONCEIT
  122. 122.CONDUCT
  123. 123.CONFESSIONS
  124. 124.CONFIDENCES
  125. 125.CONGRESS
  126. 126.CONSCIENCE
  127. 127.CONSCRIPTION
  128. 128.CONSERVATIVES
  129. 129.CONSOLATION
  130. 130.CONTENTMENT
  131. 131.CONTRIBUTION BOX
  132. 132.CONUNDRUMS
  133. 133.COOKERY
  134. 134.COOKS
  135. 135.COOPERATION
  136. 136.CORPULENCE
  137. 137.CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS
  138. 138.COSMOPOLITANISM
  139. 139.COST OF LIVING
  140. 140.COUNTRY LIFE
  141. 141.COURAGE
  142. 142.COURTESY
  143. 143.COURTS
  144. 144.COURTSHIP
  145. 145.CREDIT
  146. 146.CRIME
  147. 147.CRITICISM
  148. 148.CULTURE
  149. 149.CURES
  150. 150.CURIOSITY
  151. 151.CURRENT EVENTS
  152. 152.CUSTOM
  153. 153.DACHSHUNDS
  154. 154.DAMAGES
  155. 155.DANCING
  156. 156.DAYLIGHT SAVING
  157. 157.DEAD BEATS
  158. 158.DEBTS
  159. 159.DEGREES
  160. 160.DEMAGOG
  161. 161.DEMOCRACY
  162. 162.DENTISTS
  163. 163.DEPARTMENT STORES
  164. 164.DESTINATION
  165. 165.DETECTIVES
  166. 166.DETERMINATION
  167. 167.DIAGNOSIS
  168. 168.DILEMMAS
  169. 169.DINING
  170. 170.DIPLOMACY
  171. 171.DISARMAMENT
  172. 172.DISCHARGE
  173. 173.DISCIPLINE
  174. 174.DISCOUNTS
  175. 175.DISCRETION
  176. 176.DISPOSITION
  177. 177.DISTANCES
  178. 178.DIVORCE
  179. 179.DOCTORS
  180. 180.DOGS
  181. 181.DOMESTIC FINANCE
  182. 182.DOMESTIC RELATIONS
  183. 183.DREAMS
  184. 184.DRINKING
  185. 185.DRUNKARDS
  186. 186.DUTCH
  187. 187.DYSPEPSIA
  188. 188.EATING
  189. 189.ECONOMY
  190. 190.EDITORS
  191. 191.EDUCATION
  192. 192.EFFICIENCY
  193. 193.EGOTISM
  194. 194.EINSTEIN
  195. 195.EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS
  196. 196.EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES
  197. 197.ENEMIES
  198. 198.ENGLISH LANGUAGE
  199. 199.ENGLISHMEN
  200. 200.ENTHUSIASM
  201. 201.EPIGRAMS
  202. 202.EPITAPHS
  203. 203.EQUALITY
  204. 204.ETIQUET
  205. 205.EUROPEAN WAR
  206. 206.EUROPEAN WAR—POEMS
  207. 207.EVIDENCE
  208. 208.EXAGGERATION
  209. 209.EXAMINATIONS
  210. 210.EXCUSES
  211. 211.EXECUTIVE ABILITY
  212. 212.EXPENSES
  213. 213.EXPERIENCE
  214. 214.EXTRAVAGANCE
  215. 215.FAILURES
  216. 216.FAME
  217. 217.FAMILIES
  218. 218.FARMING
  219. 219.FASHION
  220. 220.FATE
  221. 221.FATHERS
  222. 222.FAULTS
  223. 223.FEES
  224. 224.FICTION
  225. 225.FIGHTING
  226. 226.FINANCE
  227. 227.FISH
  228. 228.FISHERMEN
  229. 229.FISHING
  230. 230.FLATTERY
  231. 231.FOOD
  232. 232.FOOD CONSERVATION
  233. 233.FOOLS
  234. 234.FORDS
  235. 235.FOREIGNERS
  236. 236.FORESIGHT
  237. 237.FORGETFULNESS
  238. 238.FORTUNE HUNTERS
  239. 239.FOUNTAIN PENS
  240. 240.FRANKLIN
  241. 241.FREAKS
  242. 242.FREE VERSE
  243. 243.FREEDOM OF SPEECH
  244. 244.FRENCH LANGUAGE
  245. 245.FRIENDS
  246. 246.FRIENDSHIP
  247. 247.FUTURE
  248. 248.FUTURE LIFE
  249. 249.FUTURIST ART
  250. 250.GAMBLING
  251. 251.GARAGES
  252. 252.GARDENING
  253. 253.GAS
  254. 254.GENEROSITY
  255. 255.GENIUS
  256. 256.GEOGRAPHY
  257. 257.GERMANY
  258. 258.GERMS
  259. 259.GIFTS
  260. 260.GIRLS
  261. 261.GOD
  262. 262.GOLF
  263. 263.GOSSIP
  264. 264.GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP
  265. 265.GRATITUDE
  266. 266.GUARANTEES
  267. 267.HABIT
  268. 268.HADES
  269. 269.HAPPINESS
  270. 270.HASH
  271. 271.HASTE
  272. 272.HEAVEN
  273. 273.HELL
  274. 274.HEREDITY
  275. 275.HEROES
  276. 276.HIGH COST OF LIVING
  277. 277.HINTING
  278. 278.HISTORY
  279. 279.HOME
  280. 280.HOME BREW
  281. 281.HOMELINESS
  282. 282.HOMESICK
  283. 283.HONESTY
  284. 284.HORSES
  285. 285.HOSPITALITY
  286. 286.HOSPITALS
  287. 287.HOTEL BIBLES
  288. 288.HOTELS
  289. 289.HOUSING PROBLEM
  290. 290.HUNGER
  291. 291.HUNTING
  292. 292.HURRY
  293. 293.HUSBANDS
  294. 294.HYPOCRISY
  295. 295.HYSTERICS
  296. 296."IF"
  297. 297.IGNORANCE
  298. 298.ILLUSIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS
  299. 299.IMITATION
  300. 300.IMMIGRANTS
  301. 301.IMPUDENCE
  302. 302.INCOME TAX
  303. 303.INDUSTRY
  304. 304.INFANTS
  305. 305.INFLUENZA
  306. 306.INHERITANCE
  307. 307.INITIATIVE
  308. 308.INSOMNIA
  309. 309.INSTALMENT PLAN
  310. 310.INSURANCE, FIRE
  311. 311.INSURANCE, LIFE
  312. 312.INTERVIEWS
  313. 313.INVESTMENTS
  314. 314.IRELAND
  315. 315.IRISH BULLS
  316. 316.IRISHMEN
  317. 317.JEWS
  318. 318.JOKES
  319. 319.JOURNALISM
  320. 320.JUDGES
  321. 321.JUDGMENT
  322. 322.JURY
  323. 323.JUSTICE
  324. 324.KINDNESS
  325. 325.KINGS AND RULERS
  326. 326.KISSES
  327. 327.KNOWLEDGE
  328. 328.LABOR AND CAPITAL
  329. 329.LABOR AND LABORING CLASSES
  330. 330.LABOR-SAVING DEVICES
  331. 331.LADIES
  332. 332.LANGUAGES
  333. 333.LAUGHTER
  334. 334.LAUNDRY
  335. 335.LAWS
  336. 336.LAWYERS
  337. 337.LAZINESS
  338. 338.LEAGUE OF NATIONS
  339. 339.LEAP YEAR
  340. 340.LEFT HANDEDNESS
  341. 341.LEGISLATION
  342. 342.LEGISLATORS
  343. 343.LEISURE
  344. 344.LIARS
  345. 345.LIBERTY BONDS
  346. 346.LIBRARIANS
  347. 347.LIBRARIES
  348. 348.LIES
  349. 349.LIFE
  350. 350.LISPING
  351. 351.LOGIC
  352. 352.LONDON
  353. 353.LOST AND FOUND
  354. 354.LOVE
  355. 355.LUCK
  356. 356.MAGAZINES
  357. 357.MAJORITY
  358. 358.MARKSMANSHIP
  359. 359.MARRIAGE
  360. 360.MASCOTS
  361. 361.MATHEMATICS
  362. 362.MATRIMONY
  363. 363.MEASURING INSTRUMENTS
  364. 364.MEDALS
  365. 365.MEDICAL ETHICS
  366. 366.MEDICINE
  367. 367.MEMORY
  368. 368.MEN
  369. 369.METHODISTS
  370. 370.MIDDLEMAN
  371. 371.MILITARISM
  372. 372.MILITARY DISCIPLINE
  373. 373.MILK
  374. 374.MILLENNIUM
  375. 375.MILLINERS
  376. 376.MILLIONAIRES
  377. 377.MINISTERS
  378. 378.MISERS
  379. 379.MISTAKEN IDENTITY
  380. 380.MISTAKES
  381. 381.MONEY
  382. 382.MONEY LENDER
  383. 383.MORAL EDUCATION
  384. 384.MOSQUITOES
  385. 385.MOTHERS
  386. 386.MOTHERS' DAY
  387. 387.MOTHERS-IN-LAW
  388. 388.MOVING PICTURES
  389. 389.MULES
  390. 390.MUSHROOMS
  391. 391.MUSIC
  392. 392.MUSICIANS
  393. 393.NAMES, PERSONAL
  394. 394.NATIONALITY
  395. 395.NATURAL LAWS
  396. 396.NEGROES
  397. 397.NEIGHBORS
  398. 398.NEW JERSEY
  399. 399.NEW YORK CITY
  400. 400.NEWSBOYS
  401. 401.NEWSPAPERS
  402. 402."NO"
  403. 403.NOTHING
  404. 404.NURSES
  405. 405.OBEDIENCE
  406. 406.OBESITY
  407. 407.OBITUARIES
  408. 408.OCCUPATIONS
  409. 409.OCEAN TRAVEL
  410. 410.OFFICE BOYS
  411. 411.OFFICE-SEEKERS
  412. 412.OFFICERS
  413. 413.OLD AGE
  414. 414.OLD CLOTHES
  415. 415.OPPORTUNITY
  416. 416.OPTIMISM
  417. 417.ORIGINALITY
  418. 418.OSTRICH
  419. 419.OUIJA BOARD
  420. 420.PARENTS
  421. 421.PARROTS
  422. 422.PARTNERSHIP
  423. 423.PEACE
  424. 424.PEDESTRIANS
  425. 425.PENMANSHIP
  426. 426.PEP
  427. 427.PERCENTAGE
  428. 428.PERSISTENCE
  429. 429.PERSUASION
  430. 430.PESSIMISM
  431. 431.PHILADELPHIA
  432. 432.PHILANTHROPISTS
  433. 433.PHILOSOPHY
  434. 434.PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS — See Doctors.
  435. 435.PITTSBURG
  436. 436.PLEASURE
  437. 437.POETRY
  438. 438.POETS
  439. 439.POLICE
  440. 440.POLITENESS
  441. 441.POLITICAL PARTIES
  442. 442.POLITICIANS
  443. 443.POLITICS
  444. 444.POSTAL SERVICE
  445. 445.POVERTY
  446. 446.PRAISE
  447. 447.PRAYERS
  448. 448.PREACHING
  449. 449.PREJUDICE
  450. 450.PREPAREDNESS
  451. 451.PRESCRIPTIONS
  452. 452.PRETENSION
  453. 453.PRICES
  454. 454.PRIDE
  455. 455.PRINTERS
  456. 456.PRISONS
  457. 457.PROFANITY
  458. 458.PROFESSIONS
  459. 459.PROFITEERS
  460. 460.PROGRESS
  461. 461.PROHIBITION
  462. 462.PROMOTERS
  463. 463.PROMPTNESS
  464. 464.PRONUNCIATION
  465. 465.PROPERTY
  466. 466.PROPOSALS
  467. 467.PROSPERITY
  468. 468.PSYCHOLOGICAL MOMENT
  469. 469.PSYCHOLOGY
  470. 470.PUBLIC, THE
  471. 471.PUBLIC SCHOOLS
  472. 472.PUBLIC SPEAKERS
  473. 473.PUBLISHERS
  474. 474.PUNCTUALITY
  475. 475.PUNCTUATION
  476. 476.PUNISHMENT
  477. 477.PUNS
  478. 478.PURGATORY
  479. 479.QUAKERS
  480. 480.QUESTIONS
  481. 481.RADICALS
  482. 482.RAILROADS
  483. 483.READING
  484. 484.REAL ESTATE
  485. 485.REAL ESTATE AGENTS
  486. 486.REALISM
  487. 487.RECOMMENDATIONS
  488. 488.RECRUITING
  489. 489.RED TAPE
  490. 490.REGRETS
  491. 491.RELATIVES
  492. 492.RELIGIONS
  493. 493.REMEDIES
  494. 494.REMINDERS
  495. 495.REPARTEE
  496. 496.REPORTING
  497. 497.REPUTATION
  498. 498.REST CURE
  499. 499.RESTAURANTS
  500. 500.RETALIATION
  501. 501.ROADS
  502. 502.ROOSEVELT, THEODORE
  503. 503.RUINS
  504. 504.RUMMAGE SALES
  505. 505.SACRIFICES
  506. 506.SAFETY
  507. 507.SALARIES
  508. 508.SALESMEN AND SALESMANSHIP
  509. 509.SALVATION
  510. 510.SAVING
  511. 511.SCANDAL
  512. 512.SCHOLARSHIP
  513. 513.SCHOOLS
  514. 514.SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT
  515. 515.SCOTCH, THE
  516. 516.SEASICKNESS
  517. 517.SECRETS
  518. 518.SELF-MADE MEN
  519. 519.SENATE
  520. 520.SENATORS
  521. 521.SENSE OF HUMOR
  522. 522.SENTRIES
  523. 523.SERMONS
  524. 524.SERVANTS
  525. 525.SERVICE
  526. 526.SERVICE STAR
  527. 527.SHOPPING
  528. 528.SIGHT SEEING
  529. 529.SIGNS
  530. 530.SILENCE
  531. 531.SIMPLIFIED SPELLING
  532. 532.SIN
  533. 533.SINGERS
  534. 534.SKEPTICS
  535. 535.SLANG
  536. 536.SMILES
  537. 537.SMOKING
  538. 538.SNOBBERY
  539. 539.SOCIALISTS
  540. 540.SOCIETY
  541. 541.SOCIOLOGY
  542. 542.SOLDIERS
  543. 543.SOUND
  544. 544.SOUVENIRS
  545. 545.SPECULATION
  546. 546.SPEED
  547. 547.SPELLING
  548. 548.SPINSTERS
  549. 549.STAMMERING
  550. 550.STAMPS
  551. 551.STATISTICS
  552. 552.STENOGRAPHERS
  553. 553.STOCK EXCHANGE
  554. 554.STRATEGY
  555. 555.STREET-CARS
  556. 556.STRIKES
  557. 557.SUBSTITUTES
  558. 558.SUBURBS
  559. 559.SUBWAYS
  560. 560.SUCCESS
  561. 561.SUITORS
  562. 562.SUMMER RESORTS
  563. 563.SUNDAY
  564. 564.SUNDAY SCHOOLS
  565. 565.SUPERSTITION
  566. 566.SURPRISE
  567. 567.SYMPATHY
  568. 568.SYNONYMS
  569. 569.TACT
  570. 570.TALKERS
  571. 571.TARDINESS
  572. 572.TAX
  573. 573.TEACHERS
  574. 574.TEACHING
  575. 575.TEARS
  576. 576.TELEGRAPH
  577. 577.TELEPHONE
  578. 578.TEMPER
  579. 579.TEMPERANCE
  580. 580.TEMPTATION
  581. 581.TEN COMMANDMENTS
  582. 582.THEATER
  583. 583.THERMOMETER
  584. 584.THIEVES
  585. 585.THRIFT
  586. 586.TIDES
  587. 587.TIME
  588. 588.TIPS
  589. 589.TOURISTS
  590. 590.TRADE
  591. 591.TRADE MARKS
  592. 592.TRADE UNIONS
  593. 593.TRAMPS
  594. 594.TRAVELERS
  595. 595.TREES
  596. 596.TRENCHES
  597. 597.TROUBLE
  598. 598.TRUTH
  599. 599.UMBRELLAS
  600. 600.UNEXPECTED
  601. 601.UNITED STATES
  602. 602.VACATIONS
  603. 603.VALUE
  604. 604.VANITY
  605. 605.VEGETARIANS
  606. 606.VENTILATION
  607. 607.VOICE
  608. 608.VOTING
  609. 609.WAGES
  610. 610.WAR
  611. 611.WEALTH
  612. 612.WEATHER
  613. 613.WEDDINGS
  614. 614.WELSH
  615. 615.WESTMINSTER ABBEY
  616. 616.WHISKY
  617. 617.WIDOWS
  618. 618.WINDOWS
  619. 619.WISDOM
  620. 620.WISHES
  621. 621.WITNESSES
  622. 622.WIVES
  623. 623.WOMAN
  624. 624.WOMAN SUFFRAGE
  625. 625.WOMAN'S RIGHTS
  626. 626.WORK
  627. 627.WORRY
  628. 628.YOUTH
  629. 629.ZONES

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