The next morning poor Molly slept late again.
With all good intentions of waking early and going
down stairs in time to see about her husband’s
neglected breakfast, when morning came she did
not stir. Mildred had given her another wakeful
night after all, finding out more things about
her little pigs. Finally the little monkey had
given up and dropped off to sleep, and she and her
doting mother were both dead to the world when
the time came for Professor Green to go to
lectures.
Again he gave instructions to Katy not to disturb
the mistress and crept out of the house as
still as a mouse. Breakfast had been a little better.
Molly was rubbing off on Katy evidently.
Just to associate with such a culinary genius as
Molly must have its effect even on the worst cook
in the world, which Katy surely seemed to be.
Coming across the campus, he ran into Billie
McKym, Josephine Crittenden and Thelma
Olsen. They looked very bright and rosy as they
gave him a cheery good morning. Each carried
a bundle. He wondered that they were going
away from lecture halls instead of toward them.
But after all, it was not his business to be the
whipper-in for lectures. Wellington was a college
and not a boarding school. If students chose
to cut lectures, it was their own affair until the
final reckoning.
“Just our luck to meet Epiménides Antinous!”
cried Billie. “He should have been out of the
house five minutes ago, at least.”
“His legs are so long he doesn’t have to start
early,” declared Jo. “Just see him sprint!”
“I am certainly sorry to cut his lecture to-day,”
sighed Thelma, “but this thing must be done.”
The Greens’ front door was never locked except
at night, so the girls crept quietly in. Billie
peeped into the kitchen, where she discovered
Katy on her knees “scroobing” the part of the
kitchen she could not finish the evening before,
when Molly was so hard-hearted as to make her
stop and prepare vegetables. Such a sea of
suds!
“Katy,” whispered Billie.
“Merciful Mither! And phwat is it? Ye scart
me,” and the girl sat back on her heels and looked
at Billie with round, wide eyes.
“We are great friends of Mrs. Green and we
have come to dust her books and—ahem—do a
few little things. Is she still asleep?”
“Yis, and the master was after saying she must
not be distoorbed, not on no account.”
“Of course she must not be! That is why we
have come to dust the things. We think she
looks so tired.”
“And so she is, the scwate lamb; but she do fly
around so, and she do cook up so mooch. I tell
her that she thinks more of her man’s insides thin
she do of her own outsides.”
“Well, Katy, we want you to let us have a
broom and a wall brush. We brought our own
aprons and rags,” and Billie pressed a round,
hard something into Katy’s hand. It was not so
large as a church door nor so deep as a well, but
it served to get the Irish girl up off of her run-down
heels; and in a trice the coveted broom and
wall brush were in possession of the three conspirators,
as well as a stepladder, which they decided
would be needful.
“Don’t say a word to Mrs. Green, Katy,—now
remember. We are going to work very quietly
and hope to finish before she gets downstairs.
We don’t want her to know who did it, but we
mean to get it all done before noon,” said Jo, rolling
up her sport shirtsleeves and disclosing muscular
arms, that showed what athletics had done
for her and what she could do for athletics.
“Where must we begin, Thelma?” asked Billie,
who was as willing as could be but knew no more
about cleaning than a hog does about holidays, Jo
declared.
“Begin at the top,” laughed Thelma, tying up
her yellow head in a great towel and rolling up
her sleeves.
“Gee, your arms are beautiful!” exclaimed Billie.
“I’d give my head for such arms. I’d like
to drape them in a silver scarf. Think how they
would gleam through.” The arms were snow
white and while Thelma’s strength was much
greater than Jo’s, her muscles did not show as
they did on that athletic young person.
Thelma blushed and laughed as she balanced
herself on a stepladder and began taking down
pictures. A cloud of dust floated down and enveloped
her.
“Look, look! She looks like the ‘white armed
Gudrun’! Don’t you remember in William
Morris’s ‘Fall of the Neiblungs’? The battle in
Atli’s Hall?
“‘Lo, lo, in the hall of the Murder where the
white-armed Gudrun stands,
Aloft by the kingly high-seat, and nought
empty are her hands;
For the litten brand she beareth, and the grinded
war-sword bare:
Still she stands for a little season till day groweth
white and fair.
Without the garth of King Atli, but within, a
wavering cloud
Rolls, hiding the roof and the roof-sun; then she
stirrith and crieth aloud.’”
“Cut it out! Cut it out!” cried Jo, “and come
lend a hand.”
“Mustn’t we dust before we sweep?” innocently
asked Billie.
“If you want to, but you’ll have to dust again
afterwards,” said the white-armed Gudrun from
her ladder. “The books are really so dirty that
I don’t think it would hurt to wipe down the walls
without covering them, but that is a mighty poor
cleaning method. Poor Molly! Didn’t she look
tired yesterday? I hope she won’t think we are
cheeky to take a hand in her affairs.”
“Cheeky! She will think we are her good
friends, not like that snippy Miss Fern who
stared so at the cobwebs and then went out and
palavered over Epiménides Antinous. She used
to claim him, so I am told. One of the nurses at
the infirmary told me that when Epi Anti had
typhoid there, years ago, Miss Fern came and
dressed herself up like a nurse and almost bored
the staff to death taking care of her sick cousin,”
said Billie, delighted with the job that had been
given her of wiping down walls. “Isn’t this
splendid? Just look at all the dirt I got on my
rag!”
“Well, don’t rub it back on the wall,” admonished
Jo.
“No. Well, what must I do with it?”
“Can’t say, but don’t put it back on the
walls.”
“Jo, you and Billie dust the books and I will
finish up the pictures. I can’t trust myself to
dust Professor Green’s books. I am afraid of
breaking the tenth commandment all the time,”
sighed Thelma. “I’ll wash the windows, too.”
“Oh, Thelma! The white-armed Gudrun sitting
in windows washing them! That’s not occupation
meet for a queen. Let me do it.”
“You, Billie McKym, wash a window! Did
you ever wash one in your life?”
“Well, no, not exactly, but I bet I could.
What’s the use of a college education if one can’t
wash windows when she gets to be a full grown
senior?”
But since the object of the girls was to get the
room clean, it was decided that Thelma was to
wash the windows. My, how they worked! Jo
found she had muscles that her athletics had
never revealed. She found them because they
began to ache.
“Why, to dust all these books and books is as
bad as building a house,” she said, straightening
up and stretching when she had finished the
poet’s corner.
“Exactly like laying brick,” declared Billie.
“I’m going to join the Hod-carriers’ Union. I’ll
be no scab.”
Katy had occasionally poked her head in at the
door, entreating “whin they coom to the scroobing”
to call her.
The cleaners made very little noise, so little
that the sleeping Molly and Mildred were not at
all disturbed.
“I wish she knew it was almost done,” said
Thelma, perched in the window sill and rubbing
vigorously on a shining pane. “She would be so
glad. I know she is worrying about it in her
sleep. Hark! There is the baby!”
Then began the business of the day upstairs.
Katy was called, for water must be heated as
Katy, according to her habit, had let the fire go
out before the boiler was hot.
“Katy, we must hurry up with Mildred this
morning and get to the library. It is filthy,” said
Molly, as she slipped the little French flannel petticoat
over Mildred’s bald head.
“Yes, mum!” grinned Katy.
“We have luncheon almost ready, with the cold
lamb to start with.”
“Yes, mum.”
“Don’t you think you could get the dining room
cleaned while I am attending to the baby?”
“Yes, mum, if yez can schpare me.”
“Oh, I think I can. But, Katy, before you go
hand me that basket. And, Katy, perhaps you
had better wash out this flannel skirt. I am so
afraid she might run short of them. You can
empty the water now—and, Katy, please hold the
baby’s hand while I tie this ribbon, she is such a
wiggler—and, Katy—a little boiled water now
for her morning tipple. She must drink lots of
water to keep in good health.”
“Yes, mum, and how aboot breakfast for yez,
mum?”
“Oh, I forgot my breakfast! Of course I must
eat some breakfast. I’ll come down to it.”
“Oh, no, mum! And let me be after bringing
it oop to yez, mum,” insisted the wily Katy, who
was anxious for the youthful house cleaners to
accomplish their dark and secret mission without
interruption. Not only was it great fun, a huge
joke, in fact, for her to be paid fifty cents to let
others do her work, but it meant that since others
were doing it, she would not have to, and she
could have just that much more time for “scroobing”
and resting. A tray was accordingly got
ready and Molly found she had a little more
appetite than the morning before; also, that
Katy’s food was really a little better.
“Your coffee is better this morning, Katy,” she
said, believing that praise for feats accomplished
but egged on the servitor to other and greater
effort.
“Yes, mum, so the master said.”
“Poor Edwin,” thought Molly, “how I have
neglected him. I must do better. But if I don’t
wake up, I don’t wake up. If I could only get a
little nap in the day time. Mother always
wanted me to take one, but how can I? The living
room must be cleaned to-day.” She felt
weary at the thought. Accustomed as she was to
being out of doors a great deal, she really needed
the fresh air.
“As soon as luncheon is over, we must get busy
with the cleaning. I wish we might have done it
in the forenoon, but I am afraid it is too late.”
“Yes, mum, it’s too late!” and Katy indulged
in such a hearty giggle that her mistress began
to think perhaps she was feeble-minded as well
as inefficient.
“Is the table in the dining room cleared off,
Katy, so you can set it for luncheon?”
“No, mum, it is not!”
“Oh, Katy! What have you been doing all
morning?”
“Well, mum, I scroobed my kitchen, and—and——”
“And what?” demanded Molly.
“And I did a little head work in the liberry,
that is, I——”
“Oh, Katy, did you clean the living room, clean
it well?”
“Well, mum, yez can wait and see if it schoots
yez,” and Katy beat a hasty retreat to warn the
cleaners that the mistress was about to descend.
The room presented a very different appearance
to what it had before the girls rolled up
their sleeves. The slanting afternoon sun would
seek out no dusty corners now; everything was
spick and span. The books no longer had to
be beaten and blown before you dared open them,
and they stood in neat and orderly rows; the
walls held no decorations in the shape of Irishman’s
curtains now; the picture glass shone, as
did the window panes; the rugs were out in the
back yard sunning after a vigorous beating and
brushing from Thelma, whom Billie called “the
powerful Katrinka.”
The floor, being the one part of the room that
Katy had put some licks on, did not need anything
more serious than a dusting after everything
else was done.
“Katy, you might bring in the rugs now as
we have done everything else,” suggested Billie.
Katy went out into the back yard and bundled
up the rugs. Molly, seeing her from an upper
window, smiled her approval.
“I believe she is going to do very well,” she
said to herself. “She seems to be trying, and
she is so fond of Mildred.”
“Come on, girls, we must hurry and get off!
Molly will be down stairs any minute now and
she must not see us,” and Thelma unwound the
towel from her head and took off her apron.
“Well, surely the white-armed Gudrun is not
going across the campus with a black face,” objected
Billie. “Why, both of you look like negro
minstrels——”
“And you!” interrupted Jo. “You should see
yourself before you talk about kettles. You’d
have not a leg to stand on and not a handle to
your name. I told you to tie up your head. I
believe nothing short of a shampoo and a Turkish
bath will get the grime off you.”
“Let’s hide behind the sofa and after Molly
goes on the porch with the baby, we can sneak up
to the bath room,” suggested Thelma. The girls
then crouched on the floor behind a sofa that
stood near the poet’s corner.
In a minute Molly came down the stairs, little
Mildred in her arms and on her face a contented
and rested expression. She stood in the doorway
of the living room and exclaimed with delight
over its polished cleanliness.
“Oh, Katy, how splendid it is! Did you do
it all by yourself and in such a short time? I
don’t see how you managed it. Why, you have
even dusted the books. That is almost a day’s
work in itself. I was dreading it so,—it is such
a back breaking job.”
Jo rubbed her aching back, with a grim smile,
and nudged Billie.
“And you have kept yourself so clean, too!”
Molly began to feel that she had the prize servant
of the east: one who could clean such an Augean
Stable as that room had looked, dust all the books,
wash the windows and wipe down walls, beat
rugs, polish picture glass, etc., etc., and still be
neat and tidy. “Why, I would have been black
all over if I had done such a great work.”
Katy stood by, quite delighted with the undeserved
praise. The young ladies had told her
not to tell and far be it from her to refuse to accept
the unaccustomed praise from any one. She
had never been very apt in any work she had
undertaken and no one had ever taken any great
pains to teach her, and now if this pretty lady
wanted to praise her, why she was more than willing.
She felt in her pocket for her fifty cent
piece, that still seemed a great joke to her. The
sweet taste of the praise did one great thing in
her kindly Irish soul: it was so pleasant, she determined
to have more of it, and through her
slow intelligence there filtered the fact that to get
more praise, she must deserve more praise, and
to deserve it she must work for it. She beat a
hasty retreat to the dining room and actually
cleared off the table, where the master had eaten
his solitary breakfast, in a full run. She broke
no dishes that morning, either, which was a great
step forward.
Molly could not tear herself away from the
wonder room. She moved around, busying herself
changing ornaments a bit and placing chairs
at a slightly different angle, doing those little
things that make a room partake of a certain
personality.
“Here, baby, lie on the sofa, honey. Muddy
is going to give you a little ride. Do you know,
darling, that Katy knows how to put things in
place just like a lady? She must have an artistic
soul. Look how she has arranged the
mantel-piece! Servants usually make things look
so stiff. Actually there is nothing for me to
do in the room, she has done it so beautifully.”
Billy here dug an elbow into Jo’s lame back
that almost made her squeal, but she held on to
her emotions and in turn gave her chum a fourth
degree pinch.
“Now, Muddy is going to ride her baby—this
sofa must go closer to the wall,” and Molly put
Mildred on the sofa and gave it a vigorous push.
The law of impenetrability, that two things cannot
be in the same place at the same time, prevented
the baby from having much of a ride.
Molly gave a harder push. “I must be very feeble
if I can’t budge this sofa.”
Then came a smothered groan from the huddled
girls, and one by one they emerged from
their corner, clutching their bundles of dust rags
and aprons and exposing to Molly’s amazed eyes
three of the very blackest, dirtiest faces that ever
Wellington had boasted in her senior class.
They sat on the floor and laughed and giggled,
and Molly sat down beside them and would
have felt like a college girl again herself if it
had not been for little Mildred, who took all the
laughter as an entertainment, got up for her
express amusement, and gurgled accordingly.
“Now you must all stay to luncheon!” cried
the hospitable Molly.
“Oh, indeed we mustn’t,” said Billie, who never
could quite get used to Molly’s wholesale hospitality,
having been brought up in the lap of
luxury but with no privileges of inviting persons
off hand to meals.
“But you must. I won’t do a thing for you
but just put on more plates. I was going to
have the very simplest meal and I’ll still have
it.”
The girls stayed, after giving themselves a
vigorous scrubbing, and Molly’s luncheon was
ready when Professor Green arrived. The cold
leg of lamb played a noble part at the impromptu
party, flanked by a lettuce salad that Billie insisted
upon dressing, reminding Molly more than
ever of her darling Judy. A barrel of preserves
had just arrived, some that Molly and Kizzie
had put up during the summer. On opening it,
a jar of blackberry jam, being on top, was chosen
to grace the occasion. Molly made some of the
tiny biscuit that her husband loved and that
seemed such a joke to Katy. When she came in
bearing a plate of hot ones, she spread her mouth
in a grin so broad that Professor Green declared
she could easily have disposed of six at one
mouthful.
“I always call them Gulliver biscuit,” he said,
helping himself to three at a time, “because in
the old Gulliver’s Travels I used to read when
I was a kid there was a picture of Gulliver being
fed by the Lilliputians. He was represented
by a great head, and the Lilliputians were climbing
up his face by ladders and pouring down his
throat barrels of little biscuit that were just about
the size of these.”
They had a merry time at that meal. Molly
told her husband why his prize pupils had cut
his lectures and all others that morning, and how
she had almost passed a steam roller over them
in form of the library sofa.
“We were terribly afraid we would offend
her,” explained Thelma, “but she was dear to
us.”
“Offend me! Why, I can’t think of anything
in all my life that has ever happened to me that
has touched me more. I don’t see how you ever
thought of doing anything so nice.”
“’Twas Billie,” from Thelma.
“Thelma and Jo did all the dirty work,” declared
Billie.
“Dirty work, indeed! You looked as though
you had used yourself to wipe down the walls
with,” laughed Jo.
“Well, anyhow, when that snippy Miss Fern
comes again, giving her perfunctory pokes at the
baby and looking at the cobwebs until nobody
can help seeing them, I bet she won’t find anything
to turn up her nose at. I’d like to use her
to clean the walls with. If there is anything I
hate it is any one who is the pink of perfection
in her own eyes. We were having such a cozy
time until she lit on us with her dove-colored effects.
Who cared whether there were cobwebs
or not?”
“Did Miss Fern speak of the cobwebs?”
asked Edwin, while the others sat around in
frozen horror, remembering that she was his
cousin and that he was evidently very fond of
her.
“Oh, no, she didn’t open her lips; she just
pursed them up and stared at the corner. Of
course, she had already given her dig about
Molly’s surely not having time to write and attend
to her house, too; and then when she fixed
her eyes on that Irishman’s curtain we all knew
what she was thinking, and that she wanted us
to know it, just as well as though she had spoken
it and then written it and then had it put on the
minutes.… What’s the matter?… Oh,
Heavens! What have I done?… Oh, Professor
Green! She is your cousin! Please, please
forgive me,” and Billie clasped her hands in
entreaty.
“Oh, don’t mind me,” said the professor with
a twinkle. “Go as far as you like. If the ladies
have such open minds that he who runs may
read, and they think disagreeable things about
my wife, why, they deserve to be used for house
cleaning purposes, have the floor wiped up with
them and what not.”
The luncheon broke up in a laugh and evidently
there were no hard feelings on the part
of the host for the criticism of Miss Fern that
had so ingenuously fallen from the lips of the
irrepressible Billie.
“Billie! What a break!” screamed Jo, when
they got outside after Molly had given them all
an extra hug for the undying proof of friendship
they had given her.
“Break, indeed! I never forgot for an instant
that Epi Anti was a near cousin to that maidenhair
fern. I just thought I’d let him know how
she had acted and how uncomfortable she had
made our Molly feel. I knew Molly would never
let him know, and I could do it and make out it
was a break.”
“Well, if you aren’t like Bret Harte’s heathen
Chinee, I never saw one,” laughed Thelma.
“‘Which I wish to remark,
And my language is plain,
That for ways that are dark
And for tricks that are vain,
The heathen Chinee is peculiar.’”
“All the same, I bet old Epi Anti doesn’t tell
Molly any more what a sweet thing Alice Fern
is.”
“How do you know he did?”
“Insight into human nature,” and Billie made
a saucy moue.
“Gee, my back aches!” said Jo. “I think I’ll
do housework often. It certainly does reach
muscles we don’t know about. But didn’t it pay
just to see dear old Molly’s face when we rolled
out from behind the sofa?”
And all of them agreed it had.
“Edwin,” said Molly, after the girls had gone,
“I think I’ll send for Kizzie to come help me. I
may put her in the kitchen and take Katy for a
nurse.”
“Good! I am certainly glad you have come
to that decision. What changed you?”
“Well, it seems to me that when it comes
to the pass that my college girls feel so sorry
for me they cut such lectures as yours to
give the whole morning to cleaning up for
me I must do something, and the only thing
I can think of doing is to send for Kizzie.”
“Can you mix the black and white without coming
to grief?”
“Remember, Katy is more green than white,
and she is so good-natured, she could get along
with anything.”
“I can’t tell you how relieved I am, honey. I
wanted you to do what pleased you, but I could
not see how I was coming in on this. I felt
very lonesome, and while I wasn’t jealous of the
baby, I was certainly envious of her. If Kizzie
comes, you can be with me more and nurse me
some.”
“Yes, dearie, I missed it, too, but somehow I
couldn’t get through. If Katy had been more
competent——”
“But she wasn’t and isn’t.”
“No, she certainly isn’t, but she adores Mildred
already and Mildred actually cries for her. I
believe she would make a fine nurse. If only she
doesn’t feel called upon to scrub the baby.”
Edwin laughed and, settling himself for a
pleasant smoke, opened the morning paper, which
neither he nor Molly had found time to read.
“Oh, what a shame!” he exclaimed. “The Germans
dropping bombs on Paris! Infamous!”
“Paris! How can they? Oh, Edwin, Judy and
Kent both there!”