FRANK R. STOCKTON
I am a householder in a pleasant country neighborhood,
about twenty miles from New York. My family consists
of myself and wife, our boy, George William, aged
two, two maid-servants, and a man; but in the summer we
have frequent visitors, and at the time of which I am about
to write my Aunt Martha was staying with us.
My house is large and pleasant, and we have neighbors
near enough for social purposes and yet not too near or too
many to detract from the rural aspect of our surroundings.
But we do not live in a paradise; we are occasionally troubled
by mosquitoes and burglars.
Against the first of these annoyances we have always been
able to guard ourselves, at least in a measure, and our man
and the cook declare that they have become so used to them
that they do not mind them; but to guard against burglars
is much more difficult, and to become used to them would, I
think, require a great deal of practice.
For several months before the period of this narrative our
neighborhood had been subject to visits from burglars. From
time to time houses had been entered and robbed, and the
offenders had never been detected.
We had no police force, not even a village organization.
There was a small railway station near our house, and six
miles away was the county town. For fire and police
protection each household was obliged to depend upon itself.
Before the beginning of the burglarious enterprises in our
midst, we had not felt the need of much protection in this
direction; sometimes poultry was stolen, but this was a rare
occurrence, and, although windows and doors were generally
fastened for the night, this labor was often considered much
more troublesome than necessary. But now a great change
had taken place in the feelings of our community. When the
first robbery occurred the neighbors were inclined to laugh
about it, and to say that Captain Hubbard's habit of sitting
up after the rest of his family had gone to bed and then
retiring and forgetting to close the front door had invited the
entrance of a passing tramp. But when a second and a third
house, where windows and doors had not been left open, had
been entered, and, in a measure, despoiled, people ceased to
laugh; and if there had been any merriment at all on the
subject, it would have been caused by the extraordinary and
remarkable precautions taken against the entrance of thieves
by night. The loaded pistol became the favorite companion
of the head of the house; those who had no watch-dogs bought
them; there were new locks, new bolts, new fastenings. At
one time there was a mounted patrol of young men, which,
however, was soon broken up by their mothers. But this
trouble was unavailing, for at intervals the burglaries
continued.
As a matter of course a great many theories were broached
as to the reasons for this disturbance in our hitherto
peaceful neighborhood. We were at such a distance from the
ordinary centers of crime that it was generally considered that
professional burglars would hardly take the trouble to get to
us or to get away from us, and that, therefore, the offenses
were probably committed by unsuspected persons living in
this part of the country who had easy means of determining
which houses were worth breaking into and what method
of entrance would be most feasible. In this way some
families, hitherto regarded as respectable families, had fallen
under suspicion.
So far, mine was the only house of any importance within
the distance of a mile from the station, which had not in
some way suffered from burglars. In one or two of these
cases the offenders had been frightened away before they had
done any other injury than the breaking of a window-shutter;
but we had been spared any visitation whatever.
After a time we began to consider that this was an invidious
distinction. Of course we did not desire that robbers should
break into our house and steal, but it was a sort of implied
insult that robbers should think that our house was not worth
breaking into. We contrived, however, to bear up under this
implied contempt and even under the facetious imputations
of some of our lively neighbors, who declared that it looked
very suspicious that we should lose nothing, and even
continue to add to our worldly goods, while everybody else was
suffering from abstractions.
I did not, however, allow any relaxation in my vigilance in
the protection of my house and family. My time to suffer
had not yet arrived, and it might not arrive at all; but if it
did come it should not be my fault. I therefore carefully
examined all the new precautions my neighbors had taken
against the entrance of thieves, and where I approved of
them I adopted them.
Of some of these my wife and I did not approve. For instance,
a tin pan containing iron spoons, the dinner bell, and
a miscellaneous collection of hardware balanced on the top
stair of the staircase, and so connected with fine cords that a
thief coming up the stairs would send it rattling and bounding
to the bottom, was looked upon by us with great disfavor.
The descent of the pan, whether by innocent accident
or the approach of a burglar, might throw our little boy into
a fit, to say nothing of the terrible fright it would give my
Aunt Martha, who was a maiden lady of middle age, and
not accustomed to a clatter in the night. A bull-dog in the
house my wife would not have, nor, indeed, a dog of any
kind. George William was not yet old enough to play with
dogs, especially a sharp one; and if the dog was not sharp it
was of no use to have him in the house. To the ordinary
burglar-alarm she strongly objected. She had been in houses
where these things went off of their own accord, occasioning
great consternation; and, besides, she said that if thieves
got into the house she did not want to know it and she did
not want me to know it; the quicker they found what they
came for and went away with it the better. Of course, she
wished them kept out, if such a thing were possible; but if
they did get in, our duty as parents of the dearest little boy
was non-interference. She insisted, however, that the room
in which the loveliest of children slept, and which, was also
occupied by ourselves, should be made absolutely burglar
proof; and this object, by means of extraordinary bolts and
chains, I flattered myself I accomplished. My Aunt Martha
had a patent contrivance for fastening a door that she
always used, whether at home or traveling, and in whose merit
she placed implicit confidence. Therefore we did not feel it
necessary to be anxious about her; and the servants slept at
the top of the house, where thieves would not be likely to go.
"They may continue to slight us by their absence," said my
wife, "but I do not believe that they will be able to frighten
us by their presence."
I was not, however, so easily contented as my wife. Of
course I wished to do everything possible to protect George
William and the rest of the family, but I was also very
anxious to protect our property in all parts of the house.
Therefore, in addition to everything else I had done, I
devised a scheme for interfering with the plans of men who
should feloniously break into our home.
After a consultation with a friend, who was a physician
greatly interested in the study of narcotic drugs, I procured
a mixture which was almost tasteless and without peculiar
odor, and of which a small quantity would in less than a
minute throw an ordinary man into a state of unconsciousness.
The potion was, however, no more dangerous in its
effects than that quantity of ardent spirits which would cause
entire insensibility. After the lapse of several hours, the
person under the influence of the drug would recover
consciousness without assistance. But in order to provide
against all contingencies my friend prepared a powerful
antidote, which would almost immediately revive one who
had been made unconscious by our potion.
The scheme that I had devised may possibly have been put
into use by others. But of this I know not. I thought it a
good scheme and determined to experiment with it, and, if
possible, to make a trap which should catch a burglar. I
would reveal this plan to no one but my friend the physician
and my wife. Secrecy would be an important element in its
success.
Our library was a large and pleasant room on the ground
floor of the house, and here I set my trap. It was my habit
to remain in this room an hour or so after the rest of the
family had gone to bed, and, as I was an early riser, I was
always in it again before it was necessary for a servant to
enter in the morning.
Before leaving the library for the night I placed in a
conspicuous position in the room a small table, on which was a
tray holding two decanters partially filled with wine, in the
one red and in the other white. There was also upon the
tray an open box of biscuit and three wine-glasses, two of
them with a little wine at the bottom. I took pains to make
it appear that these refreshments had been recently partaken
of. There were biscuit crumbs upon the tray, and a drop or
two of wine was freshly spilled upon it every time the trap
was set. The table, thus arranged, was left in the room
during the night, and early in the morning I put the tray and its
contents into a closet and locked it up.
A portion of my narcotic preparation was thoroughly
mixed with the contents of each of the decanters in such
proportions that a glass of the wine would be sufficient to
produce the desired effect.
It was my opinion that there were few men who, after a
night walk and perhaps some labor in forcibly opening a door
or a window-shutter, would not cease for a moment in pursuance
of their self-imposed task to partake of the refreshments
so conveniently left behind them by the occupants of the
house when they retired to rest. Should my surmises be
correct, I might reasonably expect, should my house be broken
into, to find an unconscious burglar in the library when I
went down in the morning. And I was sure, and my wife
agreed with me, that if I should find a burglar in that room
or any other part of the house, it was highly desirable that
he should be an unconscious one.
Night after night I set my burglar trap, and morning
after morning I locked it up in the closet. I cannot say that
I was exactly disappointed that no opportunity offered to
test the value of my plan, but it did seem a pity that I should
take so much trouble for nothing. It had been some weeks
since any burglaries had been committed in the neighborhood,
and it was the general opinion that the miscreants had
considered this field worked out and had transferred their
labors to a better-paying place. The insult of having been
considered unworthy the attention of the knights of the
midnight jimmy remained with us, but as all our goods and
chattels also remained with us we could afford to brook the
indignity.
As the trap cost nothing my wife did not object to my
setting it every night for the present. Something might
happen, she remarked, and it was just as well to be prepared
in more ways than one; but there was a point upon which
she was very positive.
"When George William is old enough to go about the
house by himself," she said, "those decanters must not be left
exposed upon the table. Of course I do not expect him to go
about the house drinking wine and everything that he finds,
but there is no knowing what a child in the first moments of
his investigative existence may do."
For myself, I became somewhat tired of acting my part in
this little farce every night and morning, but when I have
undertaken anything of this sort I am slow to drop it.
It was about three weeks since I had begun to set my
trap when I was awakened in the night by a sudden noise.
I sat up in bed, and as I did so my wife said to me
sleepily—
"What is that? Was it thunder? There it is again!" she
exclaimed, starting up. "What a crash! It must have struck
somewhere." I did not answer. It was not thunder. It was
something in the house, and it flashed into my mind that
perhaps my trap had been sprung. I got out of bed and
began rapidly to dress.
"What are you going to do?" anxiously asked my wife.
"I'm going to see what has happened," said I. At that
moment there was another noise. This was like two or three
heavy footsteps, followed by a sudden thump; but it was not
so loud as the others.
"John," cried my wife, "don't stir an inch, it's burglars!"
and she sprang out of bed and seized me by the arm.
"I must go down," I said; "but there is really no reason for
your being frightened. I shall call David, and shall carry
my pistol, so there is really no danger. If there are thieves
in the house they have probably decamped by this time—that
that is, if they are able to do so, for of course they must
know that noise would awaken the soundest sleepers."
My wife looked at me and then slowly withdrew her hands
from my arm.
"You promise me," she said, "if you find a burglar downstairs
in the possession of his senses you will immediately
come back to me and George William?"
I promised her, and, slipping on some clothes, I went out
into the second-story hall. I carried no light. Before I had
reached the bottom of the back stairs I heard David, my
man, coming down. To be sure it was he and not a burglar
I spoke to him in a low voice, my pistol raised in case of an
unsatisfactory reply.
"I heard that noise, sir," he whispered, "and was going
down to see about it."
"Are you ready if it's thieves?" I whispered.
"I have got the biscuit-beater," he replied.
"Come on, then," said I, and we went downstairs.
I had left no light in the library, but there was one there
now, and it shone through the open door into the hallway.
We stopped and listened. There was no sound, and then
slowly and cautiously we approached the door of the library.
The scene I beheld astounded me, and involuntarily I sprang
back a step or two. So did David; but in an instant we saw
that there was no need of retreat or defense. Stretched
upon the floor, not far from the doorway, lay a tall man, his
face upturned to the light of a bull's-eye lantern which
stood by the mantel-piece. His eyes were shut, and it was
evident that he was perfectly insensible. Near by, in the
wreck of the small table, glasses, and decanters, lay another
man, apparently of heavier build. He also was as still as a
corpse. A little further back, half sitting on the floor, with
the upper part of his body resting against the lounge, was
another man with a black mask over his face.
"Are they dead?" exclaimed David, in an undertone of
horror.
"No," said I, "they are not dead; they have been caught in
my trap."
And I must admit that the consciousness of this created a
proud exultation of spirit within me. I had overmatched
these rascals; they were prostrated before me. If one of them
moved, David and I could kill him. But I did not believe
there would be any killing, nor any moving for the present.
In a high whisper, which could have been heard distinctly
all over the house, my wife now called to me from the top of
the stairs. "What is it?" she said. "What has happened?"
I stepped quickly to the stairway.
"Everything is all right," I said in a loud, distinct voice,
intended to assure my wife that there was no necessity for
caution or alarm.. "I will be with you presently."
"I am glad to hear that nothing is the matter," said Aunt
Martha, now for the first time opening her door. "I was
afraid something had happened."
But I had business to attend to before I could go upstairs.
In thinking over and arranging this plan for the capture of
burglars, I had carefully considered its various processes,
and had provided against all the contingencies I could think
of; therefore I was not now obliged to deliberate what I
should do. "Keep your eye on them," said I to David, "and
if one of them moves be ready for him. The first thing to
do is to tie them hand and foot."
I quickly lighted a lamp, and then took from another shelf
of the closet a large coil of strong cotton rope, which I had
provided for such an occasion as the present.
"Now," said I to David, "I will tie them while you stand
by to knock over any one of them who attempts to get up."
The instrument with which David was prepared to carry
out my orders was a formidable one. In the days of my
youth my family was very fond of "Maryland biscuit," which
owes much of its delicacy to the fact that before baking it
is pounded and beaten by a piece of heavy iron. Some
people used one kind of a beater and some another, but we
had had made for the purpose a heavy iron club a little over
a foot long, large and heavy at one end and a handle at the
other. In my present household Maryland biscuits were
never made, but I had preserved this iron beater as a
memento of my boyhood, and when the burglaries began in our
vicinity I gave it to David to keep in his room, to be used as
a weapon if necessary. I did not allow him to have a pistol,
having a regard for my own safety in a sudden night alarm,
and nothing could be more formidable in a hand-to-hand
encounter than this skull-crushing club.
I began with the tall man, and rapidly tied his feet
together with many twists of the rope and as many knots. I
then turned him over and tied his elbows behind him in the
same secure way. I had given so much thought to the best
method of securing a man by cords, that I do not think this
fellow could possibly have released himself when I had
finished with him.
David was obeying my orders and keeping a strict watch
on the prostrate men; but his emotions of amazement were
so great that he could not keep them down.
"What is the matter with them, sir?" he said. "How did
they come so?"
"There is no time for talking now," I answered. "I will
tell you all about it when the men have been secured." I
now turned my attention to the man who was partly resting
against the lounge. I first tied his feet, and before letting
him down to the floor, so as to get to his arms, I removed his
hat and his mask, which was made of black muslin. I was
surprised to see the beardless face of a young and very
good-looking man. He was well dressed, and had the general
appearance of a person belonging to theatrical circles. When
his arms had been tied, I told David he might lay down his
biscuit-beater, and help me with the third man, who was
badly mixed up with the debris of the refreshments. We
hauled him out and tied him up. He was rather a short man,
but very heavy, and I could see no signs of his having been
hurt by the smash-up he made in falling.
We now proceeded to search the insensible burglars for
arms. Upon the tall man we found a large revolver, a heavy
billy, which seemed as if it had seen service, and a
long-bladed knife. The stout man carried two double-barrelled
pistols, and upon one of the fingers of his right hand wore a
brass ring with a murderous-looking iron protuberance upon
it, which, when driven forward by his powerful arm, was
probably more dangerous than a billy. Upon the younger
man we found no arms at all, and his hip pocket contained
nothing but a small handbook on civil engineering.
I now briefly explained to David the nature of the trap
which had caught the burglars. He gazed upon me with a
face glowing with amazed admiration.
"What a head you have got, sir!" he exclaimed. "I don't
believe there is another man in this State who would have
thought of that. And what are you going to do with them
now, sir; hang 'em? That's what ought to be done with
them, the hounds!"
"All I shall do," I answered, "will be to keep them till
daylight, and then I shall send word to the sheriff at Kennertown,
and have him send officers for them."
"Upon my word," exclaimed David, "they are in the worst
kind of a box."
Now my wife called me again. "What in the world are you
doing down there?" she called; "why don't you come upstairs?"
This annoyed me, for I was not yet ready to go upstairs.
I wished to resuscitate these fellows, for their stupor was
so profound that I began to fear that perhaps they had taken
too much of the drug and ought to be brought to their senses
as speedily as possible. This feeling was due more to my
desire that serious injuries should not occur to the rascals
while in my house than to any concern for them.
"My dear," said I, stepping to the bottom of the stairs, "I
have some things to attend to down here which will occupy
me a few minutes longer; then I will come up to you."
"I can't imagine what the things are," she said, "but I
suppose I can wait," and she went into her room and closed
her door after her.
I now began to consider what was to be done with the
burglars after they had been resuscitated. My first impulse
was to rid the house of them by carrying them out of doors
and bringing them to their senses there. But there was an
objection to this plan. They would be pretty heavy fellows
to carry, and as it would be absolutely necessary to watch
them until they could be given into the charge of the officers
of the law, I did not want to stay out of doors to do this, for
the night air was raw and chilly, and I therefore determined
to keep them in the house. And as they could be resuscitated
better in a sitting position, they must be set up in some way
or other. I consulted David on the subject.
"You might put 'em up with their backs agin the wall,
sir," said he, "but the dirty beasts would spoil the paper. I
wouldn't keep them in a decent room like this. I'd haul 'em
out into the kitchen, anyway."
But as they were already in the library I decided to let
them stay there, and to get them as speedily as possible into
some position in which they might remain. I bethought me
of a heavy wooden settle or bench with back and arms which
stood on the side piazza. With David's help I brought this
into the room and placed it with its back to the window.
"Now, then," said I to David, "we will put them on this
bench, and I will tie them fast to it. We cannot be too
careful in securing them, for if one of them were to get loose,
even without arms, there is no knowing what trouble he
might make."
"Well, sir," said David, "if I'm to handle them at all, I'd
rather have been dead, as I hope they are, than have them
alive; but you needn't be afraid, sir, that any one of them
will get loose. If I see any signs of that I'll crack the rascal's
skull in a jiffy."
It required a great deal of tugging and lifting to get those
three men on the bench, but we got them there side by side,
their heads hanging listlessly, some one way, some another.
I then tied each one of them firmly to the bench.
I had scarcely finished this when I again heard my wife's
voice from the top of the stairs.
"If any pipes have burst," she called down, "tell David
not to catch the water in the new milk-pans."
"Very well," I replied, "I'll see to it," and was rejoiced to
hear again the shutting of the bedroom door.
I now saturated a sponge with the powerful preparation
which Dr. Marks had prepared as an antidote, and held it
under the nose of the tall burglar. In less than twenty
seconds he made a slight quivering in his face as if he were
about to sneeze, and very soon he did sneeze slightly. Then
he sneezed violently, raised his head, and opened his eyes.
For a moment he gazed blankly before him, and then looked
stupidly at David and at me. But in an instant there
flashed into his face the look of a wild beast. His quick,
glittering eye took in the whole situation at a glance. With
a furious oath he threw himself forward with such a
powerful movement that he nearly lifted the bench.
"Stop that," said David, who stood near him with his
iron club uplifted. "If you do that again I'll let you feel
this."
The man looked at him with a fiery flash in his eyes, and
then he looked at me, as I stood holding the muzzle of my
pistol within two feet of his face. The black and red faded
out of his countenance. He became pale. He glanced at
his companions bound and helpless. His expression now
changed entirely. The fury of the wild beast was succeeded
by a look of frightened subjection. Gazing very anxiously
at my pistol, he said, in a voice which, though agitated, was
low and respectful:
"What does this mean? What are you going to do? Will
you please turn away the muzzle of that pistol?"
I took no notice of this indication of my steadiness of
hand, and answered:
"I am going to bring these other scoundrels to their
senses, and early in the morning the three of you will be on
your way to jail, where I hope you may remain for the rest
of your lives."
"If you don't get killed on your way there," said David,
in whose nervous hand the heavy biscuit-beater was almost
as dangerous as my pistol.
The stout man who sat in the middle of the bench was
twice as long in reviving as had been his companion, who
watched the operation with intense interest. When the
burly scoundrel finally became conscious, he sat for a few
minutes gazing at the floor with a silly grin; then he raised
his head and looked first at one of his companions and then
at the other, gazed for an instant at me and David, tried to
move his feet, gave a pull at one arm and then at the other,
and when he found he was bound hard and fast, his face
turned as red as fire and he opened his mouth, whether to
swear or yell I know not. I had already closed the door, and
before the man had uttered more than a premonitory sound,
David had clapped the end of his bludgeon against his
mouth.
"Taste that," he said, "and you know what you will get
if you disturb this family with any of your vile cursin' and
swearin'."
"Look here," said the tall man, suddenly turning to the
other with an air of authority, "keep your mouth shut and
don't speak till you're spoken to. Mind that, now, or these
gentlemen will make it the worse for you."
David grinned as he took away his club.
"I'd gentlemen you," he said, "if I could get half a chance
to do it."
The face of the heavy burglar maintained its redness, but
he kept his mouth shut.
When the younger man was restored to his senses, his full
consciousness and power of perception seemed to come to
him in an instant. His eyes flashed from right to left, he
turned deadly white, and then merely moving his arms and
legs enough to make himself aware that he was bound, he
sat perfectly still and said not a word.
I now felt that I must go and acquaint my wife with what
had happened, or otherwise she would be coming downstairs
to see what was keeping me so long. David declared that he
was perfectly able to keep guard over them, and I ran
upstairs. David afterward told me that as soon as I left the
room the tall burglar endeavored to bribe him to cut their
ropes, and told him if he was afraid to stay behind after
doing this he would get him a much better situation than
this could possibly be. But as David threatened personal
injury to the speaker if he uttered another word of the kind,
the tall man said no more; but the stout man became very
violent and angry, threatening all sorts of vengeance on my
unfortunate man. David said he was beginning to get angry,
when the tall man, who seemed to have much influence over
the other fellow, ordered him to keep quiet, as the gentleman
with the iron club no doubt thought he was doing right. The
young fellow never said a word.
When I told my wife that I had caught three burglars,
and they were fast bound in the library, she nearly fainted;
and when I had revived her she begged me to promise that I
would not go downstairs again until the police had carried
away the horrible wretches. But I assured her that it was
absolutely necessary for me to return to the library. She
then declared that she would go with me, and if anything
happened she would share my fate. "Besides," she said, "if
they are tied fast so they can't move, I should like to see
what they look like. I never saw a burglar."
I did not wish my wife to go downstairs, but as I knew
there would be no use in objecting, I consented. She hastily
dressed herself, making me wait for her; and when she left
the room she locked the door on the sleeping George William,
in order that no one should get at him during her absence.
As we passed the head of the stairs, the door of my Aunt
Martha's room opened, and there she stood, completely
dressed, with her bonnet on, and a little leather bag in her
hand.
"I heard so much talking and so much going up and down
stairs that I thought I had better be ready to do whatever
had to be done. Is it fire?"
"No," said my wife; "it's three burglars tied in a bunch in
the library. I am going down to see them."
My Aunt Martha gasped, and looked as if she were going
to sit down on the floor.
"Goodness gracious!" she said, "if you're going I'll go too.
I can't let you go alone, and I never did see a burglar."
I hurried down and left the two ladies on the stairs until
I was sure everything was still safe; and when I saw that
there had been no change in the state of affairs, I told them
to come down.
When my wife and Aunt Martha timidly looked in at the
library door, the effect upon them and the burglars was
equally interesting. The ladies each gave a start and a little
scream, and huddled themselves close to me, and the three
burglars gazed at them with faces that expressed more
astonishment than any I had ever seen before. The stout
fellow gave vent to a smothered exclamation, and the face of
the young man flushed, but not one of them spoke.
"Are you sure they are tied fast?" whispered my Aunt
Martha to me.
"Perfectly," I answered; "if I had not been sure I should
not have allowed you to come down."
Thereupon the ladies picked up courage and stepped
further into the room.
"Did you and David catch them?" asked my aunt; "and
how in the world did you do it?"
"I'll tell you all about that another time," I said, "and you
had better go upstairs as soon as you two have seen what
sort of people are these cowardly burglars who sneak or
break into the houses of respectable people at night, and rob
and steal and ruin other people's property with no more
conscience or human feeling than is possessed by the rats
which steal your corn, or the polecats which kill your
chickens."
"I can scarcely believe," said Aunt Martha, "that that
young man is a real burglar."
At these words the eyes of the fellow spoken of glowed as
he fixed them on Aunt Martha, but he did not say a word,
and the paleness which had returned to his face did not
change.
"Have they told you who they are?" asked my wife.
"I haven't asked them," I said. "And now don't you think
you had better go upstairs?"
"It seems to me," said Aunt Martha, "that those ropes
must hurt them."
The tall man now spoke. "Indeed they do, madam," he
said in a low voice and very respectful manner, "they are
very tight."
I told David to look at all the cords and see if any of
them were too tightly drawn.
"It's all nonsense, sir," said he, when he had finished the
examination; "not one of the ropes is a bit too tight. All
they want is a chance to pull out their ugly hands."
"Of course," said Aunt Martha, "if it would be unsafe to
loosen the knots I wouldn't do it. Are they to be sent to
prison?"
"Yes," said I; "as soon as the day breaks I shall send down
for the police."
I now heard a slight sound at the door, and turning, saw
Alice, our maid of the house, who was peeping in at the
door. Alice was a modest girl, and quite pretty.
"I heard the noise and the talking, sir," she said, "and
when I found the ladies had gone down to see what it was, I
thought I would come too."
"And where is the cook," asked my wife; "don't she want
to see burglars?"
"Not a bit of it," answered Alice, very emphatically. "As
soon as I told her what it was she covered up her head with
the bedclothes and declared, ma'am, that she would never
get up until they were entirely gone out of the house."
At this the stout man grinned.
"I wish you'd all cover up your heads," he said. The tall
man looked at him severely, and he said no more.
David did not move from his post near the three burglars,
but he turned toward Alice and looked at her. We knew that
he had tender feelings toward the girl, and I think that he
did not approve of her being there.
"Have they stolen anything?" asked Aunt Martha.
"They have not had any chance to take anything away," I
said; and my wife remarked that whether they had stolen
anything or not, they had made a dreadful mess on the floor,
and had broken the table. They should certainly be
punished.
At this she made a motion as if she would leave the room,
and an anxious expression immediately came on the face of
the tall man, who had evidently been revolving something
in his mind.
"Madam," he said, "we are very sorry that we have broken
your table, and that we have damaged some of your glass and
your carpet. I assure you, however, that nothing of the kind
would have happened but for that drugged wine, which was
doubtless intended for a medicine, and not a beverage; but
weary and chilled as we were when we arrived, madam, we
were glad to partake of it, supposing it ordinary wine."
I could not help showing a little pride at the success of my
scheme.
"The refreshment was intended for fellows of your class,
and I am very glad you accepted it."
The tall man did not answer me, but he again addressed
my wife.
"Madam," he said, "if you ladies would remain and listen
to me a few moments, I am sure I would make you aware
that there is much to extenuate the apparent offense which I
have committed to-night."
My wife did not answer him, but turning to me said, smiling,
"If he alludes to their drinking your wine he need not
apologize."
The man looked at her with an expression as if her words
had pained him.
"Madam," he said, "if you consent to listen to my
explanations and the story of this affair, I am sure your
feelings toward me would not be so harsh."
"Now, then," said my Aunt Martha, "if he has a story to
tell he ought to be allowed to tell it, even in a case like this.
Nobody should be judged until he has said what he thinks
he ought to say. Let us hear his story."
I laughed. "Any statement he may make," I said, "will
probably deserve a much stronger name than stories."
"I think that what you say is true," remarked my wife;
"but still if he has a story to tell I should like to hear it."
I think I heard David give a little grunt; but he was too
well bred to say anything.
"Very well," said I, "if you choose to sit up and hear him
talk, it is your affair. I shall be obliged to remain here
anyway, and will not object to anything that will help to pass
away the time. But these men must not be the only ones
who are seated. David, you and Alice can clear away that
broken table and the rest of the stuff, and then we might as
well sit down and make ourselves comfortable."
Alice, with cloth and brush, approached very timidly the
scene of the disaster; but the younger burglar, who was
nearest to her, gazed upon her with such a gentle and quiet
air that she did not seem to be frightened. When she and
David had put the room in fair order, I placed two
easychairs for my wife and Aunt Martha at a moderate distance
from the burglars, and took another myself a little nearer to
them, and then told David to seat himself near the other end
of the bench, and Alice took a chair at a little distance from
the ladies.
"Now, then," said Aunt Martha to the burglars, "I would
like very much to hear what any one of you can say in
extenuation of having broken into a gentleman's house by
night."
Without hesitation the tall man began his speech. He had
a long and rather lean, close-shaven face, which at present
bore the expression of an undertaker conducting a funeral.
Although it was my aunt who had shown the greatest desire
to hear his story, he addressed himself to my wife. I think
he imagined that she was the more influential person of the
two.
"Madam," said he, "I am glad of the opportunity of giving
you and your family an idea of the difficulties and miseries
which beset a large class of your fellow-beings of whom you
seldom have any chance of knowing anything at all, but of
whom you hear all sorts of the most misleading accounts.
Now, I am a poor man. I have suffered the greatest miseries
that poverty can inflict. I am here, suspected of having
committed a crime. It is possible that I may be put to
considerable difficulty and expense in proving my innocence."
"I shouldn't wonder," I interrupted. To this remark he
paid no attention.
"Considering all this," he continued, "you may not suppose,
madam, that as a boy I was brought up most respectably
and properly. My mother was a religious woman, and
my father was a boat-builder. I was sent to school, and my
mother has often told me that I was a good scholar. But
she died when I was about sixteen, and I am sure had this
not happened I should never have been even suspected of
breaking the laws of my country. Not long after her death
my father appeared to lose interest in his business, and took
to rowing about the river instead of building boats for other
people to row. Very often he went out at night, and I used
to wonder why he should care to be on the water in the
darkness, and sometimes in the rain. One evening at supper he
said to me: 'Thomas, you ought to know how to row in the
dark as well as in the daytime. I am going up the river
to-night, and you can come with me.'
"It was about my ordinary bedtime when we took a boat
with two pair of oars, and we pulled up the river about three
miles above the city."
"What city?" I asked.
"The city where I was born, sir," he said, "and the name
of which I must be excused from mentioning for reasons
connected with my only surviving parent. There were houses
on the river bank, but they were not very near each other.
Some of them had lights in them, but most of them were
dark, as it must have been after eleven o'clock. Before one
of them my father stopped rowing for a moment and looked
at it pretty hard. It seemed to be all dark, but as we pulled
on a little I saw a light in the back of the house.
"My father said nothing, but we kept on, though pulling
very easy for a mile or two, and then we turned and floated
down with the tide. 'You might as well rest, Thomas,' said
he, 'for you have worked pretty hard.'
"We floated slowly, for the tide was just beginning to turn,
and when we got near the house which I mentioned, I noticed
that there was no light in it. When we were about opposite
to it father suddenly looked up and said, not speaking very
loud, 'By George! if that isn't Williamson Green's house. I
wasn't thinking of it when we rowed up, and passed it without
taking notice of it. I am sorry for that, for I wanted to
see Williamson, and now I expect he has gone to bed.'
"'Who is Mr. Green?' I asked.
"'He is an old friend of mine,' said my father, 'and I
haven't seen him for some little while now. About four
months ago he borrowed of me a sextant, quadrant, and
chronometer. They were instruments I took from old
Captain Barney in payment of some work I did for him. I
wasn't usin' them, and Williamson had bought a catboat and
was studying navigation; but he has given up that fad now
and has promised me over and over to send me back my
instruments, but he has never done it. If I'd thought of it
I would have stopped and got 'em of him; but I didn't think,
and now I expect he has gone to bed. However, I'll row in
shore and see; perhaps he's up yet.'
"You see, ma'am," said the speaker to my wife, "I'm tellin'
you all these particulars because I am very anxious you
should understand exactly how everything happened on this
night, which was the turning-point of my life."
"Very good," said Aunt Martha; "we want to hear all the
particulars."
"Well, then," continued the burglar, "we pulled up to a
stone wall which was at the bottom of Green's place and
made fast, and father he got out and went up to the house.
After a good while he came back and said that he was pretty
sure Williamson Green had gone to bed, and as it wouldn't
do to waken people up from their sleep to ask them for
nautical instruments they had borrowed, he sat down for
a minute on the top of the wall, and then he slapped his
knee, not making much noise, though.
"'By George!' he said, 'an idea has just struck me. I can
play the prettiest trick on Williamson that ever was played
on mortal man. Those instruments are all in a box locked
up, and I know just where he keeps it. I saw it not long
ago, when I went to his house to talk about a yacht he wants
built. They are on a table in the corner of his bedroom.
He was taking me through the house to show me the
improvements he had made, and he said to me:
"'"Martin, there's your instruments. I won't trouble you
to take them with you, because they're heavy and you're not
going straight home, but I'll bring them to you day after
to-morrow, when I shall be goin' your way."
"'Now, then,' said my father, 'the trick I'm thinkin' of
playing on Williamson is this: I'd like to take that box of
instruments out of his room without his knowing it and
carry them home, having the boat here convenient; and then
in a day or two to write to him and tell him I must have
'em, because I have a special use for 'em. Of course he'll be
awfully cut up, not having them to send back; and when he
comes down to my place to talk about it, and after hearing
all he has to say, I'll show him the box. He'll be the most
dumbfoundedest man in this State; and if I don't choose to
tell him he'll never know to his dying day how I got the
box. And if he lies awake at night, trying to think how I
got it, it will serve him right for keeping my property from
me so long.'
"'But, father,' said I, 'if the people have gone to bed you
can't get into the house to play him your trick.'
"'That can be managed,' says he; 'I'm rather old for
climbing myself, but I know a way by which you, Thomas,
can get in easy enough. At the back of the house is a trellis
with a grape-vine running over it, and the top of it is just
under one of the second-story windows. You can climb up
that trellis, Thomas, and lift up that window-sash very
carefully, so's not to make no noise, and get in. Then you'll be
in a back room, with a door right in front of you which opens
into Mr. and Mrs. Green's bedroom. There's always a little
night lamp burning in it, by which you can see to get about.
In the corner, on your right as you go into the room, is a
table with my instrument-box standing on it. The box is
pretty heavy, and there is a handle on top to carry it by.
You needn't be afraid to go in, for by this time they are both
sound asleep, and you can pick up the box and walk out as
gingerly as a cat, having of course taken your shoes off
before you went in. Then you can hand the box out the back
window to me—I can climb up high enough to reach it—and
you can scuttle down, and we'll be off, having the best
rig on Williamson Green that I ever heard of in my born
days.'
"I was a very active boy, used to climbing and all that
sort of thing, and I had no doubt that I could easily get into
the house; but I did not fancy my father's scheme.
"'Suppose,' I said, 'that Mr. Williamson Green should
wake up and see me; what could I say? How could I
explain my situation?'
"'You needn't say anything,' said my father. 'If he wakes
up blow out the light and scoot. If you happen to have the
box in your hand drop it out the back window and then slip
down after it. He won't see us; but if he does he cannot
catch us before we get to the boat; but if he should, however,
I'll have to explain the matter to him, and the joke will be
against me; but I shall get my instruments, which is the
main point, after all.'
"I did not argue with my father, for he was a man who
hated to be differed with, and I agreed to help him carry out
his little joke. We took off our shoes and walked quietly to
the back of the house. My father stood below, and I climbed
up the trellis under the back window, which he pointed out.
The window-sash was down all but a little crack to let in air,
and I raised it so slowly and gently that I made no noise.
Then without any trouble at all I got into the room.
"I found myself in a moderate-sized chamber, into which
a faint light came from a door opposite the window. Having
been several hours out in the night my eyes had become
so accustomed to darkness that this light was comparatively
strong and I could see everything.
"Looking about me my eyes fell on a little bedstead, on
which lay one of the most beautiful infants I ever beheld in
my life. Its golden hair lay in ringlets upon the pillow. Its
eyes were closed, but its soft cheeks had in them a rosy
tinge which almost equalled the color of its dainty little lips,
slightly opened as it softly breathed and dreamed." At this
point I saw my wife look quickly at the bedroom key she had
in her hand. I knew she was thinking of George William.
"I stood entranced," continued the burglar, "gazing upon
this babe, for I was very fond of children; but I remembered
that I must not waste time, and stepped softly into the next
room. There I beheld Mr. and Mrs. Williamson Green in
bed, both fast asleep, the gentleman breathing a little hard.
In a corner, just where my father told me I should find it,
stood the box upon the table.
"But I could not immediately pick it up and depart. The
beautiful room in which I found myself was a revelation to
me. Until that moment I had not known that I had tastes
and sympathies of a higher order than might have been
expected of the youthful son of a boat-builder. Those artistic
furnishings aroused within a love of the beautiful which I
did not know I possessed. The carpets, the walls, the
pictures, the hangings in the windows, the furniture, the
ornaments—everything, in fact, impressed me with such a
delight that I did not wish to move or go away.
"Into my young soul there came a longing. 'Oh!' I said to
myself, 'that my parents had belonged to the same social
grade as that worthy couple reposing in that bed; and oh! that
I, in my infancy, had been as beautiful and as likely to
be so carefully nurtured and cultured as that sweet babe in
the next room.' I almost heaved a sigh as I thought of the
difference between these surroundings and my own, but I
checked myself; it would not do to make a noise and spoil
my father's joke.
"There were a great many things in that luxurious apartment
which it would have delighted me to look upon and
examine, but I forebore.
"I wish I'd been there," said the stout man; "there wouldn't
have been any forbearin'."
The speaker turned sharply upon him.
"Don't you interrupt me again," he said angrily. Then,
instantly resuming his deferential tone, he continued the
story.
"But I had come there by the command of my parent, and
this command must be obeyed without trifling or loss of time.
My father did not approve of trifling or loss of time. I
moved quietly toward the table in the corner, on which stood
my father's box. I was just about to put my hand upon it
when I heard a slight movement behind me. I gave a start
and glanced backward. It was Mr. Williamson Green turning
over in his bed; what if he should awake? His back
was now toward me, and my impulse was to fly and leave
everything behind me; but my father had ordered me to
bring the box, and he expected his orders to be obeyed. I had
often been convinced of that.
"I stood perfectly motionless for a minute or so, and when
the gentleman recommenced his regular and very audible
breathing I felt it safe to proceed with my task. Taking
hold of the box I found it was much heavier than I expected
it to be; but I moved gently away with it and passed into the
back room.
"There I could not refrain from stopping a moment by the
side of the sleeping babe, upon whose cherub-like face the
light of the night lamp dimly shone. The little child was
still sleeping sweetly, and my impulse was to stop and kiss it;
but I knew that this would be wrong. The infant might
awake and utter a cry and my father's joke be spoiled. I
moved to the open window, and with some trouble, and, I
think, without any noise, I succeeded in getting out upon
the trellis with the box under my arm. The descent was
awkward, but my father was a tall man, and, reaching
upward, relieved me of my burden before I got to the ground.
"'I didn't remember it was so heavy,' he whispered, 'or I
should have given you a rope to lower it down by. If you had
dropped it and spoiled my instruments, and made a lot of
noise besides, I should have been angry enough.'
"I was very glad my father was not angry, and following
him over the greensward we quickly reached the boat, where
the box was stowed away under the bow to keep it from
injury.
"We pushed off as quietly as possible and rowed swiftly
down the river. When we had gone about a mile I suddenly
dropped my oar with an exclamation of dismay.
"'What's the matter?' cried my father.
"'Oh, I have done a dreadful thing!' I said. 'Oh, father,
I must go back!'
"I am sorry to say that at this my father swore.
"'What do you want to go back for?' he said.
"'Just to think of it! I have left open the window in
which that beautiful child was sleeping. If it should take
cold and die from the damp air of the river blowing upon it
I should never forgive myself. Oh, if I had only thought of
climbing up the trellis again and pulling down that sash! I
am sure I could go back and do it without making the least
noise.' My father gave a grunt; but what the grunt meant
I do not know, and for a few moments he was silent, and then
he said:
"'Thomas, you cannot go back; the distance is too great,
the tide is against us, and it is time that you and I were
both in our beds. Nothing may happen to that baby; but,
attend to my words now, if any harm should come to that
child it will go hard with you. If it should die it would be
of no use for you to talk about practical jokes. You would
be held responsible for its death. I was going to say to you
that it might be as well for you not to say anything about
this little venture until I had seen how Williamson Green
took the joke. Some people get angry with very little reason,
although I hardly believe he's that sort of a man; but now
things are different. He thinks all the world of that child,
which is the only one they've got; and if you want to stay
outside of jail or the house of refuge I warn you never to
say a word of where you have been this night.'
"With this he began to row again, and I followed his example,
but with a very heavy heart. All that night I dreamt
of the little child with the damp night winds blowing in
upon it."
"Did you ever hear if it caught cold?" asked Aunt Martha.
"No," replied the burglar, "I never did. I mentioned the
matter to my father, and he said that he had great fears
upon the subject, for although he had written to Williamson
Green, asking him to return the instruments, he had not
seen him or heard from him, and he was afraid that the child
had died or was dangerously sick. Shortly after that my
father sent me on a little trip to the Long Island coast to
collect some bills from people for whom he had done work.
He gave me money to stay a week or two at the seashore,
saying that the change would do me good; and it was while
I was away on this delightful holiday that an event occurred
which had a most disastrous effect upon my future life. My
father was arrested for burglary!
"It appeared—and I cannot tell you how shocked I was
when I discovered the truth:—that the box which I had
carried away did not contain nautical instruments, but was
filled with valuable plate and jewels. My unfortunate father
heard from a man who had been discharged from the service
of the family whose house he had visited—whose name, by
the way, was not Green—where the box containing the valuables
mentioned was always placed at night, and he had also
received accurate information in regard to the situation of
the rooms and the best method of gaining access to them.
"I believe that some arrangement had been made between
my father and this discharged servant in regard to a division
of the contents of the box, and it was on account of a
disagreement on this subject that the man became very angry,
and after pocketing what my father thought was his fair
share he departed to unknown regions, leaving behind a note
to the police which led to my father's arrest."
"That was a mean trick," said Aunt Martha.
The burglar looked at her gratefully.
"In the lower spheres of life, madam, such things often
happen. Some of the plate and jewels were found in my
father's possession, and he was speedily tried and sentenced
to a long term of imprisonment. And now, can you imagine,
ladies," said the tall burglar, apparently having become
satisfied to address himself to Aunt Martha as well as my
wife, "the wretched position in which I found myself? I
was upbraided as the son of a thief. I soon found myself
without home, without occupation, and, alas! without good
reputation. I was careful not to mention my voluntary
connection with my father's crime for fear that should I do so
I might be compelled to make a statement which might
increase the severity of his punishment. For this reason I did
not dare to make inquiries concerning the child in whom I
had taken such an interest, and whose little life I had,
perhaps, imperilled. I never knew, ladies, whether that infant
grew up or not.
"But I, alas! grew up to a life of hardship and degradation.
It would be impossible for persons in your sphere of life to
understand what I now was obliged to suffer. Suitable
employment I could not obtain, because I was the son of a
burglar. With a father in the State prison it was of no use
for me to apply for employment at any respectable place of
business. I labored at one thing and another, sometimes
engaging in the most menial employments. I also had been
educated and brought up by my dear mother for a very
different career. Sometimes I managed to live fairly well,
sometimes I suffered. Always I suffered from the stigma of
my father's crime; always in the eyes of the community in
which I lived—a community, I am sorry to say, incapable, as
a rule, of making correct judgments in delicate cases like
these—I was looked upon as belonging to the ranks of the
dishonest. It was a hard lot, and sometimes almost
impossible to bear up under.
"I have spoken at length, ladies, in order that you may
understand my true position; and I wish to say that I have
never felt the crushing weight of my father's disgrace more
deeply than I felt it last evening. This man," nodding
toward the stout burglar, "came to me shortly after I had
eaten my supper, which happened to be a frugal one, and
said to me:
"'Thomas, I have some business to attend to to-night, in
which you can help me if you choose. I know you are a good
mechanic.'
"'If it is work that will pay me,' I answered, 'I should be
very glad to do it, for I am greatly in need of money.'
"'It will pay,' said he; and I agreed to assist him.
"As we were walking to the station, as the business to be
attended to was out of town, this man, whose name is James
Barlow, talked to me in such a way that I began to suspect
that he intended to commit a burglary, and openly charged
him with this evil purpose. 'You may call it burglary or
anything else you please,' said he; 'property is very unequally
divided in this world, and it is my business in life to make
wrong things right as far as I can. I am going to the house
of a man who has a great deal more than he needs, and I
haven't anything like as much as I need; and so I intend to
take some of his overplus—not very much, for when I leave
his house he will still be a rich man, and I'll be a poor one.
But for a time my family will not starve.'
"'Argue as you please, James Barlow,' I said, 'what you
are going to do is nothing less than burglary.'
"'Of course it is,' said he; 'but it's all right, all the same.
There are a lot of people, Thomas, who are not as particular
about these things as they used to be, and there is no use for
you to seem better than your friends and acquaintances.
Now, to show there are not so many bigots as there used to
be, there's a young man going to meet us at the station who
is greatly interested in the study of social problems. He is
going along with us just to look into this sort of thing and
study it. It is impossible for him to understand people of
our class, or do anything to make their condition better, if he
does not thoroughly investigate their methods of life and
action. He's going along just as a student, nothing more;
and he may be down on the whole thing for all I know. He
pays me five dollars for the privilege of accompanying me,
and whether he likes it or not is his business. I want you to
go along as a mechanic, and if your conscience won't let
you take any share in the profit, I'll just pay you for your
time.'
"'James Barlow,' said I, 'I am going with you, but for a
purpose far different from that you desire. I shall keep by
your side, and if I can dissuade you from committing the
crime you intend I shall do so; but if I fail in this, and you
deliberately break into a house for purposes of robbery, I
shall arouse the inmates and frustrate your crime.' Now,
James Barlow," said he, turning to the stout man with a
severe expression on his strongly marked face, "is not what
I have said perfectly true? Did you not say to me every
word which I have just repeated?"
The stout man looked at the other in a very odd way.
His face seemed to broaden and redden, and he merely closed
his eyes as he promptly answered:
"That's just what I said, every blasted word of it. You've
told it fair and square, leavin' off nothin' and puttin' in
nothin'. You've told the true facts out and out, up and
down, without a break."
"Now, ladies," continued the tall man, "you see my story is
corroborated, and I will conclude it by saying that when this
house, in spite of my protest, had been opened, I entered with
the others with the firm intention of stepping into a hallway
or some other suitable place and announcing in a loud voice
that the house was about to be robbed. As soon as I found
the family aroused and my purpose accomplished, I intended
to depart as quickly as possible, for, on account of the shadow
cast upon me by my father's crime, I must never be found
even in the vicinity of criminal action. But as I was
passing through this room I could not resist the invitation of
Barlow to partake of the refreshments which we saw upon the
table. I was faint from fatigue and insufficient nourishment.
It seemed a very little thing to taste a drop of wine in a
house where I was about to confer a great benefit. I yielded
to the temptation, and now I am punished. Partaking even
that little which did not belong to me, I find myself placed
in my present embarrassing position."
"You are right there," said I, "it must be embarrassing;
but before we have any more reflections, there are some
practical points about which I wish you would inform me.
How did that wicked man, Mr. Barlow I think you called
him, get into this house?"
The tall man looked at me for a moment, as if in doubt
what he should say; and then his expression of mingled
hopelessness and contrition changed into one of earnest
frankness.
"I will tell you, sir, exactly," he said; "I have no wish to
conceal anything. I have long wanted to have an opportunity
to inform occupants of houses, especially those in the
suburbs, of the insufficiency of their window fastenings.
Familiar with mechanic devices as I am, and accustomed to
think of such things, the precautions of householders
sometimes move me to laughter. Your outer doors, front and
back, are of heavy wood, chained, locked, and bolted, often
double locked and bolted; but your lower windows are closed
in the first place by the lightest kind of shutters, which are
very seldom fastened at all, and in the second place by a
little contrivance connecting the two sashes, which is held in
place by a couple of baby screws. If these contrivances are
of the best kind and cannot be opened from the outside with
a knife-blade or piece of tin, the burglar puts a chisel or
jimmy under the lower sash and gently presses it upward,
when the baby screws come out as easily as if they were
babies' milk-teeth. Not for a moment does the burglar
trouble himself about the front door, with its locks and
chains and bolts. He goes to the window, with its baby
screws, which might as well be left open as shut, for all the
hindrance it is to his entrance; and if he meddled with the
door at all, it is simply to open it from the inside, so that
when he is ready to depart he may do so easily."
"But all that does not apply to my windows," I said. "They
are not fastened that way."
"No, sir," said the man, "your lower shutters are solid and
strong as your doors. This is right, for if shutters are
intended to obstruct entrance to a house they should be as
strong as the doors. When James Barlow first reached this
house he tried his jimmy on one of the shutters in this main
building, but he could not open it. The heavy bolt inside
was too strong for him. Then he tried another near by with
the same result. You will find the shutters splintered at the
bottom. Then he walked to the small addition at the back of
the house, where the kitchen is located. Here the shutters
were smaller, and of course the inside bolts were smaller.
Everything in harmony. Builders are so careful now-a-days
to have everything in harmony. When Barlow tried his
jimmy on one of these shutters the bolt resisted for a time,
but its harmonious proportions caused it to bend, and it was
soon drawn from its staples and the shutter opened, and of
course the sash was opened as I told you sashes are opened."
"Well," said I, "shutters and sashes of mine shall never
be opened in that way again."
"It was with that object that I spoke to you," said the tall
man. "I wish you to understand the faults of your fastenings,
and any information I can give you which will better
enable you to protect your house, I shall be glad to give, as a
slight repayment for the injury I may have helped to do to you
in the way of broken glass and spoiled carpet. I have made
window fastenings an especial study, and, if you employ me
for the purpose, I'll guarantee that I will put your house into
a condition which will be absolutely burglar proof. If I do
not do this to your satisfaction, I will not ask to be paid a
cent."
"We will not consider that proposition now," I said, "for
you may have other engagements which would interfere with
the proposed job." I was about to say that I thought we had
enough of this sort of story, when Aunt Martha interrupted me.
"It seems to me," she said, speaking to the tall burglar,
"that you have instincts, and perhaps convictions, of what is
right and proper; but it is plain that you allow yourself to
be led and influenced by unprincipled companions. You
should avoid even the outskirts of evil. You may not know
that the proposed enterprise is a bad one, but you should not
take part in it unless you know that it is a good one. In
such cases you should be rigid."
The man turned toward my aunt, and looked steadfastly
at her, and as he gazed his face grew sadder and sadder.
"Rigid," he repeated; "that is hard."
"Yes," I remarked, "that is one of the meanings of the
word."
Paying no attention to me, he continued:
"Madam," said he, with a deep pathos in his voice, "no one
can be better aware than I am that I have made many mistakes
in the course of my life; but that quality on which I
think I have reason to be satisfied with myself is my rigidity
when I know a thing is wrong. There occurs to me now
an instance in my career which will prove to you what I
say.
"I knew a man by the name of Spotkirk, who had invented
a liniment for the cure of boils. He made a great success
with his liniment, which he called Boilene, and at the time
I speak of he was a very rich man.
"One day Spotkirk came to me and told me he wanted me
to do a piece of business for him, for which he would pay me
twenty-five dollars. I was glad to hear this, for I was greatly
in need of money, and I asked him what it was he wanted
me to do.
"'You know Timothy Barker,' said he. 'Well, Timothy
and I have had a misunderstanding, and I want you to be a
referee or umpire between us, to set things straight.'
"'Very good,' said I, 'and what is the point of difference?'
"'I'll put the whole thing before you,' said he, 'for of
course you must understand it or you can't talk properly to
Timothy. Now, you see, in the manufacture of my Boilene
I need a great quantity of good yellow gravel, and Timothy
Barker has got a gravel pit of that kind. Two years ago I
agreed with Timothy that he should furnish me with all the
gravel I should want for one-eighth of one per cent. of the
profits on the Boilene. We didn't sign no papers, for which
I am sorry, but that was the agreement; and now Timothy
says that one-eighth of one per cent. isn't enough. He has
gone wild about it, and actually wants ten per cent., and
threatens to sue me if I don't give it to him.'
"'Are you obliged to have gravel? Wouldn't something
else do for your purpose?'
"'There's nothing as cheap,' said Spotkirk. 'You see I
have to have lots and lots of it. Every day I fill a great tank
with the gravel and let water onto it. This soaks through
the gravel, and comes out a little pipe in the bottom of the
tank of a beautiful yellow color; sometimes it is too dark,
and then I have to thin it with more water.'
"'Then you bottle it,' I said.
"'Yes,' said Spotkirk; 'then there is all the expense and
labor of bottling it.'
"'Then you put nothing more into it,' said I.
"'What more goes into it before it's corked,' said Spotkirk,
'is my business. That's my secret, and nobody's been
able to find it out. People have had Boilene analyzed by
chemists, but they can't find out the hidden secret of its
virtue. There's one thing that everybody who has used it
does know, and that is that it is a sure cure for boils. If
applied for two or three days according to directions, and at
the proper stage, the boil is sure to disappear. As a proof
of its merit I have sold seven hundred and forty-eight
thousand bottles this year.'
"'At a dollar a bottle?' said I.
"'That is the retail price,' said he.
"'Now, then, Mr. Spotkirk,' said I, 'it will not be easy to
convince Timothy Barker that one-eighth of one per cent. is
enough for him. I suppose he hauls his gravel to your
factory?'
"'Hauling's got nothing to do with it,' said he; 'gravel is
only ten cents a load anywhere, and if I choose I could put
my factory right in the middle of a gravel pit. Timothy
Barker has nothing to complain of.
"'But he knows you are making a lot of money,' said I,
'and it will be a hard job to talk him over. Mr. Spotkirk, it's
worth every cent of fifty dollars.'
"'Now look here,' said he; 'if you get Barker to sign a
paper that will suit me, I'll give you fifty dollars. I'd rather
do that than have him bring a suit. If the matter comes up
in the courts those rascally lawyers will be trying to find
out what I put into my Boilene, and that sort of thing would
be sure to hurt my business. It won't be so hard to get a
hold on Barker if you go to work the right way. You can
just let him understand that you know all about that robbery
at Bonsall's clothing-store, where he kept the stolen goods
in his barn, covered up with hay, for nearly a week. It
would be a good thing for Timothy Barker to understand
that somebody else beside me knows about that business, and
if you bring it in right, it will fetch him around, sure.'
"I kept quiet for a minute or two, and then I said:
"'Mr. Spotkirk, this is an important business. I can't
touch it under a hundred dollars.' He looked hard at me,
and then he said:
"'Do it right, and a hundred dollars is yours.'
"After that I went to see Timothy Barker, and had a talk
with him. Timothy was boiling over, and considered himself
the worst-cheated man in the world. He had only lately
found out how Spotkirk made his Boilene, and what a big
sale he had for it, and he was determined to have more of
the profits.
"'Just look at it!' he shouted; 'when Spotkirk has washed
out my gravel it's worth more than it was before, and he
sells it for twenty-five cents a load to put on gentlemen's
places. Even out of that he makes a hundred and fifty per
cent. profit.'
"I talked a good deal more with Timothy Barker, and
found out a good many things about Spotkirk's dealings
with him, and then in an off-hand manner I mentioned the
matter of the stolen goods in his barn, just as if I had known
all about it from the very first. At this Timothy stopped
shouting, and became as meek as a mouse. He said nobody
was as sorry as he was when he found the goods concealed
in his barn had been stolen, and that if he had known it
before the thieves took them away he should have informed
the authorities; and then he went on to tell me how he got
so poor and so hard up by giving his whole time to digging
and hauling gravel for Spotkirk, and neglecting his little
farm, that he did not know what was going to become of him
and his family if he couldn't make better terms with Spotkirk
for the future, and he asked me very earnestly to help
him in this business if I could.
"Now, then, I set myself to work to consider this business.
Here was a rich man oppressing a poor one, and here was
this rich man offering me one hundred dollars—which in my
eyes was a regular fortune—to help him get things so fixed
that he could keep on oppressing the poor one. Now, then,
here was a chance for me to show my principles. Here was
a chance for me to show myself what you, madam, call rigid;
and rigid I was. I just set that dazzling one hundred
dollars aside, much as I wanted it. Much as I actually
needed it, I wouldn't look at it, or think of it. I just said to
myself, 'If you can do any good in this matter, do it for the
poor man;' and I did do it for Timothy Barker with his
poor wife and seven children, only two of them old enough
to help him in the gravel pit. I went to Spotkirk and I
talked to him, and I let him see that if Timothy Barker
showed up the Boilene business, as he threatened to do, it
would be a bad day for the Spotkirk family. He tried hard
to talk me over to his side, but I was rigid, madam, I was
rigid, and the business ended in my getting seven per cent. of
the profits of Boilene for that poor man, Timothy Barker,
and his large family; and their domestic prosperity is entirely
due—I say it without hesitation—to my efforts on their
behalf, and to my rigidity in standing up for the poor against
the rich."
"Of course," I here remarked, "you don't care to mention
anything about the money you squeezed out of Timothy
Barker by means of your knowledge that he had been a
receiver of stolen goods, and I suppose the Boilene man gave
you something to get the percentage brought down from ten
per cent. to seven."
The tall burglar turned and looked at me with an air of
saddened resignation.
"Of course," said he, "it is of no use for a man in my
position to endeavor to set himself right in the eyes of one who
is prejudiced against him. My hope is that those present
who are not prejudiced will give my statements the
consideration they deserve."
"Which they certainly will do," I continued. Turning to
my wife and Aunt Martha, "As you have heard this fine
story, I think it is time for you to retire."
"I do not wish to retire," promptly returned Aunt Martha.
"I was never more awake in my life, and couldn't go asleep
if I tried. What we have heard may or may not be true, but
it furnishes subjects for reflection—serious reflection. I wish
very much to hear what that man in the middle of the bench
has to say for himself; I am sure he has a story."
"Yes, ma'am," said the stout man, with animation. "I've
got one, and I'd like nothin' better than to tell it to you if
you'll give me a little somethin' to wet my lips with—a
little beer, or whiskey and water, or anything you have
convenient."
"Whiskey and water!" said Aunt Martha with severity.
"I should think not. It seems to me you have had all the
intoxicating liquors in this house that you would want."
"But I don't think you're the kind of person who'd doctor
the liquor. This is the first gentleman's house where I ever
found anything of that kind."
"The worse for the gentleman," I remarked. The man
grunted.
"Well, ma'am," he said, "call it anything you please—milk,
cider, or, if you have nothin' else, I'll take water. I can't
talk without somethin' soaky."
My wife rose. "If we are to listen to another story," she
said, "I want something to keep up my strength. I shall go
into the dining-room and make some tea, and Aunt Martha
can give these men some of that if she likes."
The ladies now left the room, followed by Alice. Presently
they called me, and, leaving the burglars in charge of the
vigilant David, I went to them. I found them making
tea.
"I have been upstairs to see if George William is all right,
and now I want you to tell me what you think of that man's
story," said my wife.
"I don't think it a story at all," said I. "I call it a lie. A
story is a relation which purports to be fiction, no matter
how much like truth it may be, and is intended to be
received as fiction. A lie is a false statement made with the
intention to deceive, and that is what I believe we have heard
to-night."
"I agree with you exactly," said my wife.
"It may be," said Aunt Martha, "that the man's story is
true. There are some things about it which make me think
so; but if he is really a criminal he must have had trials and
temptations which led him into his present mode of life. We
should consider that."
"I have been studying him," I said, "and I think he is a
born rascal, who ought to have been hung long ago."
My aunt looked at me. "John," she said, "if you believe
people are born criminals, they ought to be executed in their
infancy. It could be done painlessly by electricity, and
society would be the gainer, although you lawyers would be the
losers. But I do not believe in your doctrine. If the
children of the poor were properly brought up and educated,
fewer of them would grow to be criminals."
"I don't think this man suffered for want of education,"
said my wife; "he used very good language; that was one of
the first things that led me to suspect him. It is not likely
that sons of boat-builders speak so correctly and express
themselves so well."
"Of course, I cannot alter your opinions," said Aunt
Martha, "but the story interested me, and I very much wish to
hear what that other man has to say for himself."
"Very well," said I, "you shall hear it; but I must drink
my tea and go back to the prisoners."
"And I," said Aunt Martha, "will take some tea to them.
They may be bad men, but they must not suffer."
I had been in the library but a few moments when Aunt
Martha entered, followed by Alice, who bore a tray
containing three very large cups of tea and some biscuit.
"Now, then," said Aunt Martha to me, "if you will untie
their hands, I will give them some tea."
At these words each burglar turned his eyes on me with a
quick glance. I laughed.
"Hardly," said I. "I would not be willing to undertake
the task of tying them up again, unless, indeed, they will
consent to drink some more of my wine."
"Which we won't do," said the middle burglar, "and that's
flat."
"Then they must drink this tea with their hands tied," said
Aunt Martha, in a tone of reproachful resignation, and,
taking a cup from the tray, she approached the stout man and
held it up to his lips. At this act of extreme kindness we
were all amused, even the burglar's companions smiled, and
David so far forgot himself as to burst into a laugh, which,
however, he quickly checked. The stout burglar, however,
saw nothing to laugh at. He drank the tea, and never drew
breath until the cup was emptied.
"I forgot," said my aunt, as she removed the cup from his
lips, "to ask you whether you took much or little sugar."
"Don't make no difference to me," answered the man; "tea
isn't malt liquor; it's poor stuff any way, and it doesn't
matter to me whether it's got sugar in it or not, but it's
moistenin', and that's what I want. Now, madam, I'll just say to
you, if ever I break into a room where you're sleepin', I'll
see that you don't come to no harm, even if you sit up in
bed and holler."
"Thank you," said Aunt Martha; "but I hope you will
never again be concerned in that sort of business."
He grinned. "That depends on circumstances," said he.
Aunt Martha now offered the tall man some tea, but he
thanked her very respectfully, and declined. The young
man also said that he did not care for tea, but that if the
maid—looking at Alice—would give him a glass of water he
would be obliged. This was the first time he had spoken.
His voice was low and of a pleasing tone. David's face grew
dark, and we could see that he objected to this service from
Alice.
"I will give him the water myself," said Aunt Martha.
This she did, and I noticed that the man's thirst was very
soon satisfied. When David had been refreshed, and biscuits
refused by the burglars, who could not very well eat them
with their hands tied, we all sat down, and the stout man
began his story. I give it as he told it, omitting some coarse
and rough expressions, and a good deal of slang which would
be unintelligible to the general reader.
"There's no use," said the burglar, "for me to try and
make any of you believe that I'm a pious gentleman under a
cloud, for I know I don't look like it, and wouldn't be likely
to make out a case."
At this the tall man looked at him very severely.
"I don't mean to say," he continued, "that my friend here
tried anything like that. Every word he said was perfectly
true, as I could personally testify if I was called upon the
stand, and what I'm goin' to tell you is likewise solid fact.
"My father was a cracksman, and a first-rate one, too; he
brought me up to the business, beginning when I was very
small. I don't remember havin' any mother, so I'll leave her
out. My old man was very particular; he liked to see things
done right. One day I was with him, and we saw a tinner
nailing a new leader or tin water-spout to the side of a
house.
"'Look here, young man,' says Dad, 'you're makin' a pretty
poor job of that. You don't put in enough nails, and they
ain't half drove in. Supposin' there was a fire in that house
some night, and the family had to come down by the spout,
and your nails would give way, and they'd break their necks.
What would you think then? And I can tell you what it is,
young man, I can appear ag'in you for doing poor work.'
"The tinner grumbled, but he used more nails and drove
'em tight, Dad and me standin' by, an' looking at him. One
rainy night not long after this Dad took me out with him
and we stopped in front of this house. 'Now, Bobbie,' said
he, 'I want you to climb into that open second-story window,
and then slip downstairs and open the front door for me;
the family's at dinner.'
"'How am I to get up, Dad?' said I.
"Oh, you can go up the spout,' says he; 'I'll warrant that
it will hold you. I've seen to it that it was put on good and
strong.'
"I tried it, and as far as I can remember I never went up
a safer spout."
"And you opened the front door?" asked Aunt Martha.
"Indeed I did, ma'am," said the burglar, "you wouldn't
catch me makin' no mistakes in that line.
"After a while I got too heavy to climb spouts, and I took
to the regular business, and did well at it, too."
"Do you mean to say," asked Aunt Martha, "that you
willingly and premeditatedly became a thief and midnight
robber?"
"That's what I am, ma'am," said he; "I don't make no
bones about it. I'm a number one, double-extra, back-springed,
copper-fastened burglar, with all the attachments
and noiseless treadle. That's what I am, and no mistake.
"There's all kinds of businesses in this world, and there's got
to be people to work at every one of 'em; and when a fellow
takes any particular line, his business is to do it well; that's
my motto. When I break into a house I make it a point to
clean it out first-class, and not to carry away no trash,
nuther. Of course, I've had my ups and my downs, like other
people—preachers and doctors and storekeepers—they all
have them, and I guess the downs are more amusin' than the
ups, at least to outsiders. I've just happened to think of
one of them, and I'll let you have it.
"There was a man I knew named Jerry Hammond, that
was a contractor, and sometimes he had pretty big jobs on
hand, buildin' or road-makin' or somethin' or other. He'd
contract to do anything, would Jerry, no matter whether
he'd ever done it before or not. I got to know his times and
seasons for collecting money, and I laid for him."
"Abominable meanness!" exclaimed my wife.
"It's all business," said the stout man, quite unabashed.
"You don't catch a doctor refusin' to practice on a friend, or
a lawyer, nuther, and in our line of business it's the same
thing. It was about the end of October, nigh four years ago,
that I found out that Jerry had a lot of money on hand.
He'd been collectin' it from different parties, and had got
home too late in the day to put it in the bank, so says I to
myself, this is your time, old fellow, and you'd better make
hay while the sun shines. I was a little afraid to crack
Jerry's house by myself, for he's a strong old fellow, so I got
a man named Putty Henderson to go along with me. Putty
was a big fellow and very handy with a jimmy; but he was
awful contrary-minded, and he wouldn't agree to clean out
Jerry until I promised to go halves with him. This wasn't
fair, for it wasn't his job, and a quarter would have been
lots for him.
"But there wasn't no use arguin', and along we went, and
about one o'clock we was standin' alongside Jerry's bed,
where he was fast asleep. He was a bachelor, and lived
pretty much by himself. I give him a punch to waken him
up, for we'd made up our minds that was the way to work
this job. It wouldn't pay us to go around huntin' for Jerry's
money. He was such a sharp old fellow, it was six to four
we'd never find it. He sat up in bed with a jump like a
hop-toad, and looked first at one and then at the other of us.
We both had masks on, and it wasn't puzzlin' to guess what
we was there fur.
"'Jerry Hammond,' says I, speakin' rather rough and
husky, 'we knows that you've got a lot o' money in this
house, and we've come fur it. We mean business, and
there is no use foolin'. You can give it to us quiet and
easy, and keep a whole head on your shoulders, or we'll
lay you out ready fur a wake and help ourselves to the
funds; and now you pays your money and you can take your
choice how you do it. There's nothin' shabby about us, but
we mean business. Don't we, pard?'—'That's so,' says Putty.
"'Look here,' says Jerry, jest as cool as if he had been
sittin' outside on his own curbstone, 'I know you two men
and no mistake. You're Tommy Randall, and you're Putty
Henderson, so you might as well take off them
masks.'—'Which I am glad to do,' says I, 'for I hate 'em,' and I put
mine in my pocket, and Putty he took off his."
"Excuse me," said Aunt Martha, interrupting at this
point, "but when Mr. Hammond mentioned the name of
Tommy Randall, to whom did he refer?"
"I can explain that, madam," said the tall burglar, quickly.
"This man by his criminal course of life has got himself into
a good many scrapes, and is frequently obliged to change his
name. Since I accidentally became acquainted with him he
has had several aliases, and I think that he very often
forgets that his real name is James Barlow."
"That's so," said the stout man, "there never was a more
correct person than this industrious and unfortunate man
sittin' by me. I am dreadful forgetful, and sometimes I
disremember what belongs to me and what don't. Names the
same as other things.
"'Well, now, Jerry,' says I, 'you needn't think you're goin'
to make anythin' by knowin' us. You've got to fork over
your cash all the same, and if you think to make anything
by peachin' on us after we've cleared out and left you
peaceful in your bed, you're mistook so far as I'm concerned; for
I've made the track clear to get out of this town before
daybreak, and I don't know when I'll come back. This place is
gettin' a little too hot for me, and you're my concludin'
exercise.' Jerry he sat still for a minute, considerin'. He
wasn't no fool, and he knowed that there wasn't no use gettin'
scared, nor cussin', nor hollerin'. What's more, he knowed
that we was there to get his money, and if he didn't fork it
over he'd get himself laid out, and that was worse than losin'
money any day. 'Now, boys, says he, 'I'll tell you what I'll
do. I'll make you an offer; a fair and square offer. What
money I've got I'll divide even with you, each of us takin' a
third, and I'll try to make up what I lose out of my next
contract. Now nothin' could be no squarer than that.'—'How
much money have you got, Jerry?' says I, 'that's the
first thing to know.'—'I've got thirty-one hundred dollars
even,' says he, 'and that will be one thousand and thirty-three
dollars and thirty-three cents apiece. I've got bills to pay
to-morrow for lumber and bricks, and my third will pay 'em. If
I don't I'll go to pieces. You don't want to see me break up
business, do you?'—'Now, Jerry,' says I, 'that won't do. You
haven't got enough to divide into three parts. Putty and me
agree to go halves with what we get out of you, and when I
lay out a piece of business I don't make no changes. Half of
that money is for me, and half is for Putty. So just hand it
out, and don't let's have no more jabberin'.'
"Jerry he looked at me pretty hard, and then says he:
'You're about the close-fisted and meanest man I ever met
with. Here I offer you a third part of my money, and all
you've got to do is to take it and go away peaceable. I'd be
willin' to bet two to one that it's more than you expected to
get, and yet you are not satisfied; now, I'll be hanged if I'm
going to do business with you.'—'You can be hanged if you
like,' says I, 'but you'll do the business all the same,'—'No, I
won't,' says he, and he turns to Putty Henderson. 'Now,
Putty,' says he, 'you've got a pile more sense than this pal of
yourn, and I'm goin' to see if I can't do business with you.
Now, you and me together can lick this Tommy Randall just
as easy as not, and if you'll help me do it I'll not only divide
the money with you, but I'll give you fifty dollars extra, so
that instead of fifteen hundred and fifty dollars—that's all
he'd given you, if he didn't cheat you—you'll have sixteen
hundred, and I'll have fifteen hundred instead of the thousand
and thirty-three dollars which I would have had left if
my first offer had been took. So, Putty, what do you say to
that?' Now, Putty, he must have been a little sore with me
on account of the arguments we'd had about dividin', and he
was mighty glad besides to get the chance of makin' fifty
dollars extry, and so he said it was all right, and he'd agree.
Then I thought it was about time for me to take in some of
my sail, and says I: 'Jerry, that's a pretty good joke, and
you can take my hat as soon as I get a new one, but of course
I don't mean to be hard on you, and if you really have bills
to pay to-morrow I'll take a third, and Putty'll take another,
and we'll go away peaceful.'—'No, you won't,' sings out Jerry,
and with that he jumps out of bed right at me, and Putty
Henderson he comes at me from the other side, and, between
the two, they gave me the worst lickin' I ever got in my born
days, and then they dragged me downstairs and kicked me
out the front door, and I had hardly time to pick myself up
before I saw a policeman about a block off, and if he hadn't
been a fat one he'd had me sure. It wouldn't have been
pleasant, for I was a good deal wanted about that time.
"So you see, ladies and gents, that it's true what I said—things
don't always go right in our line of business no more
than any other one."
"I think you were served exactly right," said Aunt Martha;
"and I wonder such an experience did not induce you to
reform."
"It did, ma'am, it did," said the burglar. "I made a vow
that night that if ever again I had to call in any one to help
me in business of that kind I wouldn't go pards with him.
I'd pay him so much for the job, and I'd take the risks, and
I've stuck to it.
"But even that don't always work. Luck sometimes goes
ag'in' a man, even when he's working by himself. I
remember a thing of that kind that was beastly hard on me. A
gentleman employed me to steal his daughter."
"What!" exclaimed my wife and Aunt Martha. "Steal
his own daughter! What do you mean by that?"
"That's what it was," said the stout burglar; "no more nor
less. I was recommended to the gent as a reliable party for
that sort of thing, and I met him to talk it over, and then he
told me just how the case stood. He and his wife were
separated, and the daughter, about eleven years old, had been
given to her by the court, and she put it into a boardin'
school, and the gent he was goin' to Europe, and he wanted to
get the little gal and take her with him. He tried to get her
once, but it slipped up, and so there wasn't no good in his
showin' hisself at the school any more, which was in the
country, and he knowed that if he expected to get the gal
he'd have to hire a professional to attend to it.
"Now, when I heard what he had to say, I put on the
strictly pious, and, says I, 'that's a pretty bad thing you're
askin' me to do, sir, to carry away a little gal from its lovin'
mother, and more 'an that, to take it from a school where
it's gettin' all the benefits of eddication.'—'Eddication,' says
he; 'that's all stuff. What eddication the gal gets at a school
like that isn't worth a row of pins, and when they go away
they don't know nothin' useful, nor even anything tip-top
ornamental. All they've learned is the pianer and higher
mathematics. As for anythin' useful, they're nowhere.
There isn't one of them could bound New Jersey or tell you
when Washington crossed the Delaware.'—'That may be, sir,'
says I, 'but them higher branches comes useful. If Washington
really did cross the Delaware, your little gal could ask
somebody when it was, but she couldn't ask 'em how the
pianer was played, nor what the whole multiplication table
came to added up. Them things she'd have to learn how to
do for herself. I give you my word, sir, I couldn't take a
little gal from a school, where she was gettin' a number one
eddication, silver forks and towels extry.' The gent looked
pretty glum, for he was to sail the next day, and if I didn't
do the job for him he didn't know who would, and he said
that he was sorry to see that I was goin' back on him after
the recommend I'd had, and I said that I wouldn't go back
on him if it wasn't for my conscience. I was ready to do
any common piece of business, but this stealin' away little
gals from lovin' mothers was a leetle too much for me.
'Well,' says he, 'there ain't no time to be lost, and how much
more will satisfy your conscience?' When I said a hundred
dollars, we struck the bargain.
"Well, we cut and dried that business pretty straight. I
took a cab and went out to the school, and the gent he got
the key of a house that was to let about three miles from the
school, and he was to stay there and look at that empty house
until I brought him the gal, when he was to pay me and take
her away. I'd like to have had more time, so that I could go
out and see how the land laid, but there wasn't no more
time, and I had to do the best I could. The gent told me they
all went a walkin' every afternoon, and that if I laid low that
would be the best time to get her, and I must just fetch her
along, no matter who hollered.
"I didn't know exactly how I was going to manage it, but I
took along with me a big bag that was made for the conveyance
of an extinct millionaire, but which had never been
used, owin' to beforehand arrangements which had been made
with the party's family.
"I left the cab behind a bit of woods, not far from the
school, and then I laid low, and pretty soon I seed 'em all
coming out, in a double line, with the teacher behind 'em,
for a walk. I had a description of the little gal as was
wanted, and as they come nearer I made her out easy. She
was the only real light-haired one in the lot. I hid behind
some bushes in the side of the road, and when they come up,
and the light-haired little gal was just opposite to me, I
jumped out of the bushes and made a dash at her. Whoop! what
a row there was in one second! Such a screamin' and
screechin' of gals, such a pilin' on top each other, and the
teacher on top the whole of 'em, bangin' with her umbrella;
they pulled at the gal and they pulled at me, an' they yelled
and they howled, and I never was in such a row and hope I
never shall be again, and I grabbed that girl by her frock,
and I tumbled some over one way and some another, and I
got the umbrella over my head, but I didn't mind it, and I
clapped that bag over the little gal, and I jerked up her feet
and let her slip into it, and then I took her up like a bag of
meal, and put across the field, with the whole kit and boodle
after me. But I guess most of 'em must have tumbled down
in hysterics, judgin' from the screechin', and I got up to the
cab and away we went. Well, when we got to the house where
I was to meet the gent, he began straight off to blow at me.
'What do you mean,' he yelled, 'bringin' my daughter in a
bag?'—'It's the only way to do it, sir,' says I; 'they can't
holler and they can't kick, and people passin' by don't know
what you've got,' and so sayin' I untied the strings, put the
little gal on her feet, and pulled off the bag, and then I'd be
hanged if I ever saw a man so ragin' mad as he was. 'What
do I want with that gal?' he cried; 'that's not my daughter.
That girl's hair is as black as a coal, and she's a Jew besides.' As
soon as I sot my eyes on the little varmint it come over
me that I got the thing crooked, and in the scrimmage I let
go of the right gal and grabbed another.
"I don't see how a man could help makin' mistakes with
that school-teacher's umbrella whanging away at his knowledge
box, but I wasn't goin' to let on. 'She ain't no Jew,
nuther,' says I, 'and she's your daughter, too; you needn't try
to play no tricks on me. Pay me my money and take her
away as quick as you can, that's my advice, or before you
know it you'll be nabbed.'—'Pay ye!' he yelled; 'do you think
I'd pay you anything for that little Jew?'—'She's just as
much a Christian as you are,' says I. 'Ain't you a Christian,
little gal? and isn't this gentleman your father? and ain't
you surprised that he wants to give you back to be put in the
bag?' I said this hopin' she'd have sense enough to say he
was her father so's to get rid of me.
"The wretched gal had been clean dumbfounded when she
was took out of the bag, and hadn't done nothin' so far but
blubber and cry, and try to get away, which she couldn't,
because I held her frock; but now she ups and screams he
wasn't her father, and she'd never seen him before, and then
he storms and swears, and tells me to take her back where I
got her, and I tell him I'll see him hanged first, and what I
want is my money; she screams, and he swears he'll not pay
me a cent, and I squares off and says that I'll thrash him
out of his skin, and then he calls in his coachman, and they
both make at me, and I backs out the door to get my cabby
to stand by me, and I found that he'd cut out, havin' most
likely got frightened, afraid of bein' mixed up in trouble.
Then I seed on the high road, some half a mile away, some
men comin' gallopin', and the gent he looked out and seed
'em, too, and then says he to me, 'You'll jist take that little
Jew gal back where you got her from; she's no use to me;
I'm goin';' and at that I hollered for my money, and made a
grab at him, but the coachman he tripped me over backward,
and before I could git up again they was both off with the
horses on a run.
"I was so mad I couldn't speak, but there wasn't no time
for foolin', and I hadn't made up my mind which door I
should cut out of, when the fellows on horseback went ridin'
past as hard as they could go. They must have seed the carriage
drivin' away, and thought for sure it had the gal in it,
and they was after it, lickety-split.
"When they was clean gone I looked round for the little
gal, but couldn't see her, but all a-sudden she came out of the
fireplace, where she'd been hidin'. She'd got over her cryin',
and over her scare, too, judgin' from her looks. 'I'm glad
he's gone,' says she, 'and I'm mighty glad, too, that
Mr. Haskins and them other men didn't see me.'—'Who's they?'
says I.—'They's neighbors,' says she; 'if they knew I was
here they'd took me back.'—'Well, you little minx,' says I,
'isn't that what you want?'—'No,' says she. 'I didn't want
to go with that man, for I don't know him, and I hate him,
but I don't want to go back to that school. I hate it worse
than anything in the whole world. You haven't no idea what a
horrid place it is. They just work you to death, and don't
give you half enough to eat. My constitution won't stand it.
I've told Pop that, and he thinks so too, but Marm, she don't
believe in it, and my stayin' there is all her doin'. I've been
wantin' to get away for ever so long, but I didn't want to be
took off in a bag; but now that I'm out of that horrid hole I
don't want to go back, and if you'll take me home to Pop, I
know he won't let me go back, and he'll pay you real handsome
besides.'—'Who's your Pop?' says I.—'He's Mr. Groppeltacker,
of Groppeltacker & Mintz, corset findings, seven
hundred and something or other, I forget the number now,
Broadway. Oh, Pop does a lot of business, I tell you, and
he's got lots of money. He sends corset findings to South
America, and Paris, and Chicago, and Madagascar, and the
uttermost parts of the earth. I've heard him say that often,
and you needn't be afraid of his not bein' able to pay you.
A lot more than that man would have paid you for his little
gal, if you'd catched the right one. So if you take me to
Pop, and get me there safe and sound, it will be an awful
good speck for you.'
"Now, I begins to think to myself that perhaps there was
somethin' in what that little Jew gal was sayin', and that I
might make something out of the gal after all. I didn't
count on gettin' a big pile out of old Groppeltacker—it wasn't
likely he was that kind of a man—but whatever I did get
would be clean profit, and I might as well try it on. He
couldn't make no charge ag'in me fur bringin' him his
daughter, if she asked me to do it; so says I to her, 'Now, if
I take you home to your Pop, will you promise on your word
an' honor, that you won't say nothin' about my carryin' you
off in a bag, and say that you seed me walkin' along the road
and liked my looks, and told me you were sufferin', and asked
me to take you home to your kind parents, where you might
be took proper care of; and that I said I wasn't goin' that
way, but I'd do it out of pure Christian charity, and nothin'
more or less, and here you was? And then, of course, you
can tell him he ought to do the handsome thing by me.'—'I'll
do that,' says she, 'and I tell how you talked to me awful
kind for more than an hour, tryin' to keep me to stay at the
school, and it wasn't till I got down on my knees and weeped
that you agreed to take me to my kind father.'—'All right,'
says I, 'I might as well take you along, but we'll have to go
back by the railroad and foot it, at least two miles, to the
station, and I don't know about walkin' across the country
with a little girl dressed as fine as you are. I might get
myself suspicioned.'—'That's so,' says she; 'we might meet
somebody that'd know me,' and then she wriggled up her little
forehead and began to think. I never did see such a little
gal as sharp as that one was; needles was nothin' to her. In
about a minute she says, 'Where's that bag of yourn?—'Here
it is,' says I; and then she took it and looked at it up
and down, with her head cocked on one side. 'If I'd somethin'
to cut that bag with,' says she, 'I could fix myself up so
that nobody'd know me, don't care who it was.'—'I don't
want that bag cut,' says I; 'it's an extry good bag; it was
made for a particular purpose, and cost money.'—'Pop will
pay expenses,' says she; 'how much did it cost?'—'It was four
dollars cash,' said I.—'They cheated you like everything,'
says she; 'you could get a bag like that any day for a dollar
and seventy-five cents. Will you let it go at that?'—'All
right,' says I, for I was tickled to see how sharp that little
Jew gal was, and ten to one I'd throwed away the bag before
we got to town; so she pulled a little book out of her
pocket with a pencil stuck in it, and turnin' over to a blank
page she put down, 'Bag, one dollar and seventy-five;' then
she borrows my big knife, and holdin' the top of the bag up
ag'in her belt, she made me stick a pin in it about a
hand's-breadth from the floor; then she took the knife and cut the
bag clean across, me a-holdin' one side of it; then she took
the top end of that bag and slipped it on her, over her head
and shoulders, and tied the drawin' strings in it round her
waist, and it hung around her just like a skirt, nearly
touchin' the ground; then she split open the rest of the bag,
and made a kind of shawl out of it, puttin' it into shape with
a lot o' pins, and pinnin' it on herself real clever. She had
lots of pins in her belt, and she told me that she never passed
a pin in that school without pickin' it up, and that she had
four hundred and fifty-nine of them now in her room, which
she was mighty sorry to leave behind, and that these she had
now was this day's pickin' up.
"When she got done workin' at herself you couldn't see
not a ribbon nor a hem of her fine clothes; it was all black
skirt and shawl, and she'd put up her sleeve, so that when
her arm stuck out it was bare. Then she took all the ribbons
and flowers off her hat, and crumpled it up, and when she
tied it on what a guy she was. 'Now,' says she, 'I can go
barefoot.'—'Which you won't,' says I, 'for you'll get your
feet all cut, but you can muddy your shoes,' which she did, I
pumpin' on 'em, so that the dust in the back yard would
stick. Then we starts off across the country, and, upon my
word, I was pretty nigh ashamed to be seen walkin' with
such a little scarecrow. When I bought the tickets at the
station she asked me how much they was, and put it down
in her book. When we got into the cars the people all
looked hard at her, and I reckon they thought some kind of a
home had been burnt down, and this was one of the orphans
that had been saved. But they didn't say nothin', and she
fixed herself as comfortable as you please; and before long a
boy came through the car with fruit in a basket, and then
says she to me, 'I want two apples.' The boy had gone past
us, but I got up and followed him and bought her two
apples. 'How much did you give for them?' says she, when I
come back.—'They was two for five cents,' says I.—'Well,'
says she, 'they do stick you dreadful. Two for three cents is
all papa or I pays for apples like them,' and she took out her
little book and put down, 'Apples, three cents.'—'Very well,
miss,' says I, 'but if you want any more refreshments you
buy 'em yourself.'—'I think I'd better,' says she, and she
went to work eatin' them two apples. She hadn't more than
got through with 'em when the boy came around ag'in. 'I
want a banana,' says she; 'lend me five cents,' which I did,
and she put down, 'Cash, five cents.' Then the boy come up,
and says she, 'How much are your bananas?'—'Five cents,'
said he.—'For two?' says she.—'No,' says he, 'for one,'—'What
do you take me for?' says she. 'I've bought bananas
before. I'll give you three cents for that one,' pointin' to the
biggest in the lot.—'I can't do that,' said the boy, 'the price
is five cents.'—'I'd like a banana,' says she, 'but I don't pay
more'n three cents; take it or leave it,' and with that the boy
went on. 'Now,' says I, 'you've gouged yourself out of a
banana.'—'Not a bit of it,' says she; 'he'll be back,' and in
two minutes he was back, and said she might have it for
three cents. 'Have you got two coppers?' said she. 'Let me
see 'em.' He said he had, and showed 'em to her, and she
took 'em and the banana, and then give him five cents, and
then she didn't give the change to me, but put it in her
pocket. 'Now,' says she, 'if you'd buy things that way, you'd
be rich in time.'
"When we got to the city we took the elevated and went
up town to Forty-eighth street, and then walked over to her
father's house. It was a big one, on one of the cross streets.
When we got there, she told me to wait a minute, and,
lookin' around to see that nobody was comin', she slipped off
the skirt and the cape she had made and rolled 'em up in a
bundle. 'It don't matter about my hat and shoes,' says she,
'but they wouldn't know me in such duds.' Then, handin'
me the bundle, she said, 'For twenty-five cents you can get
that bag mended just as good as new, so you can take it, and
it will save us a dollar and a half.'—'No, you don't,' says I,
for I'd had enough of her stinginess. I don't touch that bag
ag'in, and I made up my mind that minute to charge the old
man five dollars' worth. When the front door was opened,
the servant gal looked as if she couldn't believe her eyes,
but my young woman was as cool as you please, and she
had me showed into a room off the hall, and then she went
upstairs.
"I sat a-waitin' a long time, which gave me a good chance
to look around at things. The room was real handsome, and
I took a peep at the window fastenin's and the lay of the
doors, thinkin' the knowledge might come in handy some
time. Right in front of me on a table was a little yellow
mouse, and it struck me as I looked at it that that must be
gold. I listened if anybody was comin', and then I picked
it up to see if it really was. I thought I heard the door-bell
ring just then, and shut it up in my hand quick, but nobody;
went to the door; and then I looked at the little mouse, and
if it wasn't pure gold it was the best imitation ever I see, so
I slipped it quietly in my pocket to look at it ag'in when I
had time.
"Pretty soon old Groppeltacker come in, shut the door,
and sot down. 'So you brought my daughter back,' says he.—'Yes,'
says I.—'And you expect to be paid for it,' says he.—'Yes,'
says I, 'I do.'—'How much do you ask for your services?'
says he. Now, this was a sort of a staggerer, for I
hadn't made up my mind how much I was goin' to ask; but
there wasn't time for no more thinkin' about it, and so says
I, plum, 'A hundred dollars, and there was some expenses
besides.'—'Well, well,' says he, 'that seems like a good deal,
just for bringin' a little gal from school. It couldn't have
took you more'n a couple of hours.'—'I don't charge for time,'
says I, 'it's for the risks and the science of the thing. There's
mighty few men in this town could have brought your daughter
home as neat as I did.'—'Well, well,' says he, rubbin' his
hands, 'I expect I'll have to pay for the whole term of the
school, whether she's there or not, and the business will come
heavy on me. Don't you think sixty dollars would pay you?'
Now, I know when you deal with this sort of a man there's
always a good deal of difference splittin'; and so, says I, 'No,
it won't. I might take ninety dollars, but that's the very
lowest peg.'—'The very lowest?' says he, gettin' up and
walkin' about a little; and then I thought I heard the
doorbell ring again, and I was dreadful afraid somebody would
come and call off the old man before he finished the bargain.
'Well,' says I, 'we'll call it eighty-five and expenses, and
there I'll stop.'
"Groppeltacker, now he sot down ag'in and looked hard at
me. 'I didn't ask you to bring my daughter back,' says he,
speakin' gruff, and very different from the way he spoke
before, 'and what's more, I didn't want her back, and what's
more yet, I'm not goin' to pay you a red cent.'—'Now, look
a-here,' says I, mighty sharp, 'none o' that, old man; fork
over the money or I'll lay you out stiff as a poker, and help
myself. I'm not a fellow to be fooled with, and there's
nobody in this house can stop me.' Old Groppeltacker, he
didn't turn a hair, but just sot there, and says he, 'Before
you blow any more, suppose you take my little gold mouse
out of your pocket and hand it to me.' I must say I was took
back at this, but I spoke back, as bold as brass, and said I
never seed his gold mouse. 'O, ho!' says he, 'what you didn't
see was the electric button under the table cover which rung
a bell when the mouse was picked up. That's what I call
my mouse-trap.'
"At this I jist b'iled over. 'Now,' says I, 'just you hand
out every cent you've got, and your watch, too; not another
word.' And I jumped up and clapped my hand on my pistol
in my hip-pocket, and just at that minute there was a click
and the nippers were on me, and there was a big policeman
with his hand on my shoulder. I couldn't speak, I was so
b'ilin' and so dumbfounded both at once. Old Groppeltacker
he just leaned back and he laughed. 'You came in,' he said
to the cop, 'jest the second I rang, and as soft as a cat, and
the first thing that I want you to do is to take that gold
mouse out of his pocket, and I'll be on hand whenever you
let me know I'm wanted.' The cop he took the gold mouse
out of my pocket, and says he, 'I know this fellow, and if
I'm not mistook, they'll be more charges than yourn made
ag'in him.' There wasn't no chance to show fight, so I didn't
do it, but I says to old Groppeltacker, 'There's my expenses,
you've got to pay them, anyway.'—'All right,' says he, 'jist
you send in your bill, marked correct by my daughter, and
I'll settle it,' and he laughed again, and the cop he took me
off. Well, ladies and gents, that little piece of business,
together with some other old scores, took me to Sing Sing for
three years, and it tain't six months since I got out, so you
can see for yourselves what hard times a fellow in my line of
business sometimes has."
"Well," said Aunt Martha, "I don't approve of the
Groppeltacker sort of people, but if there were more of
that kind I believe there would be fewer of your kind.
That story shows you in such a bad light that I believe
it's true."
"Every word of it," said the man. "I wish it wasn't."
And now I spoke. "Since you claim to be a truth-telling
being," I said to the stout burglar, "suppose you tell me why
you never attempted before to break into my house. Every
considerable dwelling in this neighborhood has been entered,
and I have no doubt you are the men who committed all the
burglaries."
"No, sir," said he; "not men, I am the man who did 'em
all; but these two friends of mine was never with me before
in a bit of business like this. 'Tain't in their line. I have
had pals with me, but they was professionals. These ain't
cracksmen, they don't know nothin' about it; but this one is
handy at tools, and that's the reason I brung him along, but
you see he kicked, and was goin' to give me away, and this
young gentleman"—
"Never mind about that young gentleman," I said; "I
have a certain curiosity to know why my house was not
entered when the others were."
"Well," said he, "I don't mind tellin' yer how that was. It
was on account of your baby. We don't like to crack a
house where there's a pretty small baby that's liable to wake
up and howl any minute, and rouse up the rest of the family.
There's no workin' in a house with comfort when there's such
a young one about. I'll tell you what it is, all your
burglar-alarms and your dogs ain't worth nuthin' alongside of a baby
for guardin' a house. If a cracksman ain't careful the
alarms will go off, and if he don't know how to manage dogs,
the dogs will bark. But by George, sir, there ain't no
providin' ag'in a baby. He'll howl any time, and nobody can
tell when, so I waited till your baby was a little more settled
in its ways and slept soundly, and then we come along, and
here we are."
This statement very much surprised me, and did not elate
me. Without saying so to any one, I had flattered myself
that the burglars had heard of my precautions, and of my
excellent stock of firearms, and perhaps had got a notion that
I would be an intrepid man to deal with, and it was somewhat
humiliating to find that it was our baby the burglars
were afraid of, and not myself. My wife was amazed.
"Can it be possible," she said, "that these people know so
much about our baby, and that George William has been
protecting this house?"
"It makes my flesh creep," said Aunt Martha. "Do you
know everything about all of us?"
"Wish I did, ma'am," said the stout burglar; "wish I'd
known about that beastly liquor."
"Well, we've had enough of this," said I, rising; "and, my
dear, you and Aunt Martha must be ready to go to bed, and
David and I will keep guard over these fellows until
morning."
At this instant the youngest burglar spoke. His face wore
a very anxious expression.
"May I ask, sir," he said, "what you intend to do with me
in the morning?"
"I have already said," I answered, "that I shall then hand
over all of you to the officers of justice of this country."
"But, sir," said the young man, "you will surely except
me. I am not at all concerned in this matter, and it would
be of the greatest possible injury to me to be mixed up in it,
or to be mentioned in public reports as an associate of a
criminal. I'm not acquainted with the gentleman at the
other end of the bench, but I have every reason to believe
from what he said to me that he intended to notify you if
this James Barlow proceeded to any open act. For myself,
I beg you will allow me to state who and what I am, and to
tell you by what a strange concatenation of circumstances I
happen to find myself in my present position—one which, I
assure you, causes me the greatest embarrassment and anxiety."
"We've had enough story-telling for one night," said I,
"and you had better reserve your statement for the
magistrate."
Here Aunt Martha put in her voice.
"That is not fair," she said, "two of them have been
allowed to speak, and this one has just as much right to be
heard as the others. What do you say, Cornelia?"
I hoped that my wife would put herself on my side, and
would say that we had enough of this sort of thing; but
female curiosity is an unknown quantity, and she unhesitatingly
replied that she would like to hear the young man's
story. I sat down in despair. It was useless to endeavor to
withstand this yearning for personal information—one of the
curses, I may say, of our present civilization. The young
man gave no time for change of opinion, but immediately
began. His voice was rich and rather low, and his manner
exceedingly pleasing and gentle.
"I wish to state in the first place," said he, "that I am a
reporter for the press. In the exercise of my vocation I have
frequently found myself in peculiar and unpleasant positions,
but never before have I been in a situation so embarrassing,
so humiliating, as this. In the course of my studies and
experiences I have found that in literature and journalism, as
well as in art, one can make a true picture only of what one
has seen. Imagination is all very well, often grand and
beautiful; but imaginative authors show us their inner selves
and not our outer world; there is to-day a demand for the
real, and it is a demand which will be satisfied with nothing
but the truth. I have determined, as far as in me lies, to
endeavor to supply this demand, and I have devoted myself
to the study of Realism.
"With this end in view, I have made it a rule never to
describe anything I have not personally seen and examined.
If we would thoroughly understand and appreciate our
fellow-beings we must know what they do and how they do it;
otherwise we cannot give them credit for their virtues, or
judge them properly for their faults. If I could prevent
crime I would annihilate it, and when it ceased to exist the
necessity for describing it would also cease. But it does exist.
It is a powerful element in the life of the human race.
Being known and acknowledged everywhere, it should be
understood; therefore it should be described. The grand reality of
which we are a part can never be truly comprehended until
we comprehend all its parts. But I will not philosophize. I
have devoted myself to Realism, and in order to be a
conscientious student I study it in all its branches. I am
frequently called upon to write accounts of burglars and
burglaries, and in order thoroughly to understand these people
and their method of action I determined, as soon as the
opportunity should offer itself, to accompany a burglarious
expedition. My sole object was the acquisition of knowledge
of the subject—knowledge which to me would be valuable,
and, I may say, essential. I engaged this man, James
Barlow, to take me with him the first time he should have on
hand an affair of this kind, and thus it is that you find me
here to-night in this company. As I came here for the
purpose of earnest and thorough investigation, I will
frankly admit that I would not have interfered with his
processes, but at the same time I would have seen that no
material injuries should result to any members of this
family."
"That was very kind of you," I said, at which my wife
looked at me somewhat reproachingly.
"If he really intended it," she remarked, "and I do not see
why that was not the case, it was kind in him."
"As for me," said Aunt Martha, very sympathetically, "I
think that the study of Realism may be carried a great deal
too far. I do not think that there is the slightest necessity
for people to know anything about burglars. If people keep
talking and reading about diseases they will get them, and
if they keep talking and reading about crimes they will find
that iniquity is catching, the same as some other things.
Besides, this realistic description gets to be very tiresome.
If you really want to be a writer, young man, why don't
you try your hand on some original composition? Then you
might write something which would be interesting."
"Ah, madam," said the young man, casting his eyes on
the floor, "it would be far beyond my power to write
anything more wonderful than what I have known and seen! If
I may tell you some of the things which have happened to
me, you will understand why I have become convinced that
in this world of realities imagination must always take a
second place."
"Of course we want to hear your story," said Aunt Martha;
"that is what we are here for."
"If I was unbound," said the young man, looking at me,
"I could speak more freely."
"No doubt of it," said I; "but perhaps you might run
away before you finished your story. I wouldn't have that
happen for the world."
"Don't make fun of him," said Aunt Martha. "I was going
to ask you to cut him loose, but after what you say I
think it would perhaps be just as well to keep them all tied
until the narratives are completed."
With a sigh of resignation the young man began his story.
"I am American born, but my father, who was a civil
engineer and of high rank in his profession, was obliged,
when I was quite a small boy, to go to Austria, where he had
made extensive contracts for the building of railroads. In
that country I spent the greater part of my boyhood and
youth. There I was educated in the best schools, my father
sparing no money to have me taught everything that a
gentleman should know. My mother died when I was a mere
infant, and as my father's vocation made it necessary for
him to travel a great deal, my life was often a lonely one.
For society I depended entirely upon my fellow-scholars, my
tutors, and masters. It was my father's intention, however,
that when I had finished my studies I should go to one of
the great capitals, there to mix with the world.
"But when this period arrived I was in no haste to avail
myself of the advantages he offered me. My tastes were
studious, my disposition contemplative, and I was a lover
of rural life.
"My father had leased an old castle in Carinthia, not far
from the mountains, and here he kept his books and charts,
and here he came for recreation and study whenever his
arduous duties gave him a little breathing-spell. For several
months I had lived at this castle, happy when my father was
with me and happy when I was alone. I expected soon to go
to Vienna, where my father would introduce me to some of
his influential friends. But day by day I postponed the
journey.
"Walking one morning a few miles from the castle, I saw
at the edge of a piece of woodland a female figure seated
beneath a tree. Approaching nearer, I perceived that she was
young, and that she was sketching. I was surprised, for I
knew that in this part of the world young women, at least
those of the upper classes, to which the costume and tastes
of this one showed her to belong, were not allowed to wander
about the country by themselves; but although I stood still
and watched the young lady for some time, no companion
appeared upon the scene.
"The path I had intended to take led past the piece of
woodland, and I saw no reason why I should diverge from
my proposed course. I accordingly proceeded, and when I
reached the young lady I bowed and raised my hat. I think
that for some time she had perceived my approach, and she
looked up at me with a face that was half merry, half
inquisitive, and perfectly charming. I cannot describe the
effect which her expression had upon me. I had never seen
her before, but her look was not such a one as she would
bestow upon a stranger. I had the most powerful desire to
stop and speak to her, but having no right to do so, I should
have passed on, had she not said to me, in the best of
English, 'Good-morning, sir.' Then I stopped, you may be sure.
I was so accustomed to speak to those I meet in either
French or German that I involuntarily said to her, 'Bon jour,
Mademoiselle.'—'You need not speak French,' she said; 'I
am neither English nor American, but I speak English. Are
you the gentleman who lives in Wulrick Castle? If so, we
are neighbors, and I wish you would tell me why you live
there all the time alone.'
"At this I sat down by her. 'I am that person,' I said, and
handed her my card. 'But before I say any more, please tell
me who you are.'—'I am Marie Dorfler. My father's house is
on the other side of this piece of woodland; you cannot see
it from here; this is part of his estate. And now tell me why
you live all by yourself in that old ruin.'—'It is not
altogether a ruin,' I answered; 'part of it is in very good
condition.' And then I proceeded to give her an account of my
method of life and my reasons for it. 'It is interesting,' she
said, 'but it is very odd.'—'I do not think it half so odd,' I
answered, 'as that you should be here by yourself.'—'That is
truly an out-of-the-way sort of thing,' she said; 'but just
now I am doing out-of-the-way things. If I do not do them
now, I shall never have the opportunity again. In two weeks
I shall be married, and then I shall go to Prague, and
everything will be by line and rule. No more delightful rambles
by myself. No more sitting quietly in the woods watching
the little birds and hares. No more making a sketch just
where I please, no matter whether the ground be damp or
not.'—'I wonder that you are allowed to do these things now,'
I said.—'I am not allowed,' she answered. 'I do them in
hours when I am supposed to be painting flower pieces in an
upper room.'—'But when you're married,' I said, 'your
husband will be your companion in such rambles.'—'Hardly,'
she said, shrugging her shoulders; 'he will be forty-seven on
the thirteenth of next month, which I believe is July, and he
is a great deal more grizzled than my father, who is past fifty.
He is very particular about all sorts of things, as I suppose
he has to be, as he is a Colonel of infantry. Nobody could
possibly disapprove of my present performances more than
he would.' I could not help ejaculating, 'Why, then, do you
marry him?' She smiled at my earnestness. 'Oh, that is all
arranged,' she said, 'and I have nothing to do with it. I
have known for more than a year that I'm to marry Colonel
Kaldhein, but I cannot say that I have given myself much
concern about it until recently. It now occurs to me that if
I expect to amuse myself in the way I best like I must lose
no time doing so.' I looked at the girl with earnest interest.
'It appears to me,' said I, 'that your ways of amusing
yourself are very much like mine.'—'That is true,' she said,
looking up with animation, 'they are. Is it not delightful to be
free, to go where you like, and do what you please, without
any one to advise or interfere with you?'—'It is delightful,'
said I; and for half an hour we sat and talked about these
delights and kindred subjects. She was much interested in
our castle, and urged me to make a sketch of it, so that she
may know what it now looked like. She had seen it when
a little girl, but never since, and had been afraid to wander
very far in this direction by herself. I told her that it would
be far better for her to see the castle with her own eyes, and
that I could conduct her to an eminence, not half a mile
away, where she could have an excellent view of it. This
plan greatly pleased her; but looking at her watch she said
that it would be too late for her to go that morning, but if I
happened to come that way the next day, and she should be
there to finish her sketch, she would be delighted to have
me show her the eminence."
"I think," interrupted Aunt Martha, "that she was a very
imprudent young woman."
"That may be," he replied, "but you must remember,
madam, that up to this time the young lady had been
subjected to the most conventional trammels, and that her
young nature had just burst out into temporary freedom and
true life. It was the caged bird's flight into the bright
summer air."
"Just the kind of birds," said Aunt Martha, "that shouldn't
be allowed to fly, at least until they are used to it. But you
can go on with your story."
"Well," said the young man, "the next day we met I took
her to the piece of high ground I had mentioned, and she
sketched the castle. After that we met again and again,
nearly every day. This sort of story tells itself. I became
madly in love with her, and I am sure she liked me very
well; at all events I was a companion of her own age and
tastes, and such a one, she assured me, she had never known
before, and probably would never know again."
"There was some excuse for her," said Aunt Martha; "but
still she had no right to act in that way, especially as she
was so soon to be married."
"I do not think that she reasoned much upon the subject,"
said the young man, "and I am sure I did not. We made no
plans. Every day we thought only of what we were doing or
saying, and not at all what we had done or would do. We
were very happy.
"One morning I was sitting by Marie in the very place
where I had first met her, when we heard some one rapidly
approaching. Looking up I saw a tall man in military
uniform. 'Heavens!' cried Marie, 'it is Colonel Kaldhein.'
"The situation was one of which an expectant bridegroom
would not be likely to ask many questions. Marie was
seated on a low stone with her drawing-block in her lap. She
was finishing the sketch on which she was engaged when I
first saw her, and I was kneeling close to her, looking over
her work and making various suggestions, and I think my
countenance must have indicated that I found it very
pleasant to make suggestions in that way to such a pretty girl.
Our heads were very close together. Sometimes we looked
at the paper, sometimes we looked at each other. But in the
instant I caught sight of the Colonel the situation had
changed. I rose to my feet, and Marie began to pick up the
drawing materials, which were lying about her.
"Colonel Kaldhein came forward almost at a run. His
eyes blazed through his gold spectacles, and his close-cut
reddish beard seemed to be singeing with the fires of rage.
I had but an instant for observation, for he came directly up
to me, and with a tremendous objurgation he struck me full
in the face with such force that the blow stretched me upon
the ground.
"I was almost stunned; but I heard a scream from Marie,
a storm of angry words from Kaldhein, and I felt sure he
was about to inflict further injury. He was a much stronger
man than I was, and probably was armed. With a sudden
instinct of self-preservation I rolled down a little declivity
on the edge of which I had fallen, and staggering to my
feet, plunged into a thicket and fled. Even had I been in
the full possession of my senses, I knew that under the
circumstances I would have been of no benefit to Marie had I
remained upon the scene. The last thing I heard was a
shout from Kaldhein, in which he declared that he would kill
me yet. For some days I did not go out of my castle. My
face was bruised, my soul was dejected. I knew there was no
possible chance that I should meet Marie, and that there was
a chance that I might meet the angry Colonel. An altercation
at this time would be very annoying and painful to the
lady, no matter what the result, and I considered it my duty
to do everything that was possible to avoid a meeting with
Kaldhein. Therefore, as I have said, I shut myself up
within the walls of old Wulrick, and gave strict orders to my
servants to admit no one.
"It was at this time that the strangest events of my life
occurred. Sitting in an upper room, gazing out of the
window, over the fields, through which I had walked so happily
but two days before to meet the lady whom I had begun to
think of as my Marie, I felt the head of a dog laid gently in
my lap. Without turning my head I caressed the animal,
and stroked the long hair on his neck.
"My hound Ajax was a dear companion to me in this old
castle, although I never took him in my walks, as he was apt
to get into mischief, and when I turned my head to look at
him he was gone; but strange to say, the hand which had
been stroking the dog felt as if it were still resting on his
neck.
"Quickly drawing my hand toward me it struck the head
of the dog, and, moving it backward and forward, I felt the
ears and nose of the animal, and then became conscious that
its head was still resting upon my knee.
"I started back. Had I been stricken with blindness?
But no; turning my head, I could plainly see everything in
the room. The scene from the window was as distinct as it
ever had been. I sprang to my feet, and, as I stood wondering
what this strange thing could mean, the dog brushed up
against me and licked my hand. Then the idea suddenly
flashed into my mind that by some occult influence Ajax had
been rendered invisible.
"I dashed downstairs, and although I could neither see
nor hear it, I felt that the dog was following me. Rushing
into the open air, I saw one of my men. 'Where's Ajax?' I
cried. 'A very strange thing has happened, sir,' he said,
'and I should have come to tell you of it, had I not been
unwilling to disturb your studies. About two hours ago Ajax
was lying here in the courtyard; suddenly he sprang to his
feet with a savage growl. His hair stood straight upon his
back, his tail was stiff, and his lips were drawn back,
showing his great teeth. I turned to see what had enraged him,
but there was absolutely nothing, sir—nothing in the world.
And never did I see Ajax so angry. But this lasted only for
an instant. Ajax suddenly backed, his tail dropped between
his legs, his head hung down, and with a dreadful howl he
turned, and, leaping the wall of the courtyard, he disappeared.
I have since been watching for his return. The gate is open,
and as soon as he enters I shall chain him, for I fear the
dog is mad.'
"I did not dare to utter the thoughts that were in my
mind, but, bidding the man inform me the moment Ajax
returned, I re-entered the castle and sat down in the great
hall.
"The dog was beside me; his head again lay upon my
knees. With a feeling of awe, yet strangely enough without
fear, I carefully passed my hand over the animal's head. I
felt his ears, his nose, his jaws, and his neck. They were not
the head, the ears, the nose, the jaws, or the neck of Ajax!
"I had heard of animals, and even human beings, who
were totally invisible, but who still retained their form, their
palpability, and all the powers and functions of life. I had
heard of houses haunted by invisible animals; I had read De
Kay's story of the maiden Manmat'ha, whose coming her
lover perceived by the parting of the tall grain in the field
of ripe wheat through which she passed, but whose form,
although it might be folded in his arms, was yet as invisible
to his sight as the summer air. I did not doubt for a
moment that the animal that had come to me was one of those
strange beings. I lifted his head; it was heavy. I took hold
of a paw which he readily gave me; he had every attribute
of a real dog, except that he could not be seen."
"I call that perfectly horrible," said Aunt Martha with a
sort of a gasp.
"Perhaps," said the young man, "you would prefer that I
should not continue."
At this both my wife and Aunt Martha declared that he
must go on, and even I did not object to hearing the rest of
the story.
"Well," said the young man, "Ajax never came back. It is
generally believed that dogs can see things which are
invisible to us, and I am afraid that my faithful hound was
frightened, perhaps to death, when he found that the animal
whose entrance into the courtyard he had perceived was a
supernatural thing.
"But if I needed a canine companion I had one, for by
day or night this invisible dog never left me. When I slept
he lay on the floor by the side of my bed; if I put down my
hand I could always feel his head, and often he would stand
up and press his nose against me, as if to assure me that he
was there. This strange companionship continued for
several days, and I became really attached to the invisible
animal. His constant companionship seemed to indicate that
he had come to guard me, and that he was determined to do
it thoroughly. I felt so much confidence in his protection,
although I knew not how it could be exerted, that one
morning I decided to take a walk, and with my hand on the head
of the dog, to make sure that he was with me, I strolled into
the open country.
"I had walked about a mile, and was approaching a group
of large trees, when suddenly from behind one of them the
tall figure of a man appeared. In an instant I knew it to be
Colonel Kaldhein; his was a face which could not easily be
forgotten. Without a word he raised a pistol which he held
in his hand and fired at me. The ball whistled over my
head.
"I stopped short, startled, and frightened almost out of my
senses. I was unarmed, and had no place of refuge. It was
plain that the man was determined to kill me.
"Quickly recocking his pistol, Kaldhein raised it again. I
involuntarily shrank back, expecting death; but before he
could fire his arm suddenly dropped, and the pistol was
discharged into the ground. Then began a strange scene. The
man shouted, kicked, and beat up and down with his arms;
his pistol fell from his hand, he sprang from side to side, he
turned around, he struggled and yelled.
"I stood astounded. For an instant I supposed the man
had been overtaken by some sort of fit; but in a flash the
truth came to me—Kaldhein was being attacked by my
protector, the invisible dog.
"Horrified by this conviction, my first impulse was to save
the man; and, without knowing what I was going to do, I
stepped quickly toward him, but stumbling over something
I did not see I fell sprawling. Before I could regain my
feet I saw Kaldhein fall backward to the ground, where a
scene took place, so terrible that I shall not attempt to
describe it. When, with trembling steps, I approached, the
man was dead. The invisible dog had almost torn him to
pieces.
"I could do nothing. I did not remain upon the spot
another minute, but hurried home to the castle. As I rapidly
walked on I felt the dog beside me, and, putting my hand
upon him, I felt that he was panting terribly. For three
days I did not leave the house.
"About the end of this time I was sitting in an upper
room of the castle, reflecting upon the recent dreadful event,
when the thought struck me that the invisible dog, who was
by my side, apparently asleep, must be of an unusually
powerful build to overcome so easily such a strong man as
Kaldhein. I felt a desire to know how large the creature really
was, and, as I had never touched any portion of his body
back of his shoulders, I now passed my hand along his back.
I was amazed at his length, and when I had moved my hand
at least seven feet from his head it still rested upon his body.
And then the form of that body began to change in a manner
which terrified me; but impelled by a horrible but irresistible
curiosity, my hand moved on.
"But I no longer touched the body of a dog; the form
beneath my hand was cylindrical, apparently about a foot in
diameter. As my hand moved on the diameter diminished,
and the skin of the creature became cold and clammy. I was
feeling the body of a snake!
"I now had reached the open door of the room. The body
of the snake extended through it. It went on to the top of
the stairs; these I began to descend, my heart beating fast
with terror, my face blanched, I am sure, but my hand still
moving along the body of the awful creature. I had studied
zoology, giving a good deal of attention to reptiles, and I
knew that, judged by the ordinary ratio of diminution of the
bodies of serpents, this one must extend a long distance down
the stairs.
"But I had not descended more than a dozen steps before
I felt a shiver beneath my hand, and then a jerk, and the
next moment the snake's body was violently drawn upward.
I withdrew my hand and started to one side, and then, how,
I know not, I became aware that the dog part of the creature
was coming downstairs.
"I now became possessed by a wild terror. The creature
must be furious that I had discovered his real form. He
had always been careful to keep his head toward me. I
should be torn to pieces as Kaldhein had been! Down the
stairs I dashed, across the courtyard, and toward a lofty old
tower, which stood in one corner of the castle. I ran up the
winding stairs of this with a speed which belongs only to a
frantically terrified creature, until I reached the fourth
story, where I dashed through an open doorway, slammed
behind me an iron door, which shut with a spring, and fell
gasping upon the floor.
"In less than a minute I was aware, by a slight rattling
of the grate-hinges, that something was pushing against the
door; but I did not move. I knew that I was safe. The
room in which I lay was a prison dungeon, and in it, in the
olden times, it is said, men had been left to perish. Escape
or communication with the outer world was impossible. A
little light and air came through a narrow slit in the wall,
and the door could not be forced.
"I knew that the invisible dog, or whatever it was, could
not get in unless the door was open. I had frequently
noticed that when he entered a room it was through an open
door, and I sometimes knew of his approach by seeing an
unlatched door open without visible cause; so, feeling secure
for the present, I lay and gasped and panted.
"After the lapse of a few hours, however, I was seized by a
new terror. How was I ever to get out of this horrible
dungeon? Even if I made up my mind to face the dog,
trusting that he had recovered from his momentary anger,
I had no means of opening the door, and as to making any
one hear me I knew that was impossible.
"I had no hope that my servants would seek me here. I
had not seen any one when I ran into the tower, and if they
should discover that I was in this dungeon, how could they
open the door? The key was in my father's possession. He
had taken it to Vienna to exhibit it as a curiosity to some
of his mechanical friends. He believed that there was not
such another key in the world. I was in the habit of making
long absences from the castle, and if I should be looked
for I believed that the tower would be the last place visited.
"Night came on; the little light in the room vanished, and,
hungry, thirsty, and almost hopeless, I fell asleep.
"During the night there was a most dreadful storm. The
thunder roared, the lightning flashed through the slit in the
wall, and the wind blew with such terrific violence that the
tower shook and trembled. After a time I heard a tremendous
crash as of falling walls, and then another, and now I
felt the wind blowing into my prison.
"There was no further sleep for me. Trembling with a
fearful apprehension of what might happen next, I cowered
against the wall until the day broke, and then I perceived
that in front of me was a great hole in the wall of the
dungeon, which extended for more than a yard above the
floor. I sat and gazed at this until the light became stronger,
and then I cautiously approached the aperture and looked
out. Nearly the whole of the castle lay in ruins before me!
"It was easy to see what had happened. The storm had
demolished the crumbling walls of the old building, and the
tower, itself frail and tottering, stood alone, high above the
prostrate ruins. If the winds should again arise it must fall,
and at any moment its shaken foundations might give way
beneath it.
"Through the hole in the wall, which had been caused by
the tearing away of some of the connection between the
tower and main building, I could look down on the ground
below, covered with masses of jagged stone; but there was no
way in which I could get down. I could not descend that
perpendicular wall. If I leaped out, death would be certain.
"As I crouched at the opening I felt the head of a dog
pushed against me. A spasm of terror ran through me, but
the moment the creature began to lick my hands I knew that
I had nothing to fear from him. Instantly my courage
returned. I felt that he was my protector. I patted his head
and he renewed his caresses.
"Passing my hand over him, I found he was holding himself
in his present position by means of his forelegs, which
were stretched out upon the floor. What a dog this must
be, who could climb a wall! But I gave no time to
conjectures of this sort. How could I avail myself of his
assistance? In what manner could he enable me to escape from
that dangerous tower?
"Suddenly a thought came to me. I remembered the
snake part of him. Judging from the ratio of diminution,
which I have mentioned before, that part, if hanging down,
must reach nearly, if not quite, to the ground. By taking
advantage of this means of descent I might be saved, but
the feat would require dexterity and an immense amount of
faith. This serpent-like portion of the animal was invisible.
How could I know how long it was!
"But there was no time for consideration; the wind had
again arisen, and was blowing with fury. The tower shook
beneath me; at any moment it might fall. If I should again
escape from death, through the assistance of my invisible
friend, I must avail myself of that assistance instantly.
"I stopped and felt the animal. He still hung by part of
his body and by his forelegs to the floor of the dungeon, and
by reaching out I could feel that the rest of him extended
downward. I therefore seized his body in my arms, threw
myself out of the aperture, and began to slide down.
"In a very short time I found that I had reached the snake
portion of the creature, and, throwing my arms and legs
around it, I endeavored with all my strength to prevent a too
rapid descent; but in spite of all my efforts, my downward
progress was faster than I would have wished it to be. But
there was no stopping; I must slip down.
"In these moments of rapid descent my mind was filled
with wild anxiety concerning the serpent-like form to which
I was clinging. I remembered in a flash that there were
snakes whose caudal extremity dwindled away suddenly into
a point. This one might do so, and at any instant I might
come to the end of the tail and drop upon the jagged stones
below.
"Calculation after calculation of the ratio of diminution
flashed through my mind during that awful descent. My
whole soul was centered upon one point. When would this
support end? When would I drop?
"Fortunately I was on the leeward side of the tower, and I
was not swung about by the wind. Steadily I descended, and
steadily the diameter of the form I grasped diminished; soon
I could grasp it in my hand; then with a terrified glance I
looked below. I was still at a sickening distance from the
ground. I shut my eyes. I slipped down, down, down. The
tail became like a thick rope which I encircled with each
hand. It became thinner and thinner. It grew so small
that I could not hold it; but as I felt it slip from my fingers
my feet rested on a pile of stones.
"Bewildered and almost exhausted, I stumbled over the
ruins, gained the unencumbered ground, and ran as far from
the tower as I could, sinking down at last against the trunk
of a tree in a neighboring field. Scarcely had I reached this
spot when the fury of the wind-storm appeared to redouble,
and before the wild and shrieking blast the tower bent and
then fell with a crash upon the other ruins.
"The first thought that came into my mind when I beheld
the dreadful spectacle concerned the creature who had twice
saved my life. Had he escaped, or was he crushed beneath
that mass of stone? I felt on either side to discover if he
were near me, but he was not. Had he given his life for
mine?
"Had I been stronger I would have searched for him; I
would have clambered among the ruins to see if I could
discover his mangled form. If I could but reach his faithful
head I would stroke and caress it, living or dead. But
excitement, fatigue, and want of food had made me so weak
that I could do nothing but sit upon the ground with my
back against the tree.
"While thus resting I perceived that the whole of the
tower had not been demolished by the storm. Some of the
rooms in which we had lived, having been built at a later
date than the rest of the great edifice, had resisted the power
of the wind and were still standing.
"From the direction of the uninjured portion of the castle
I now saw approaching a light-colored object, which seemed
to be floating in the air about a foot from the ground. As it
came nearer I saw that it was a basket, and I immediately
understood the situation. My faithful friend was alive, and
was bringing me some refreshments.
"On came the basket, rising and falling with the bounds
of the dog. It was truly an odd spectacle, but a very
welcome one. In a few moments the basket was deposited at
my side, and I was caressing the head of the faithful dog.
In the basket I found a bottle of wine and some bread and
meat, which the good creature had doubtless discovered in
the kitchen of the castle, and it was not long before I was
myself again. The storm had now almost passed away, and I
arose and went to my own rooms, my friend and protector
still keeping close to my side.
"On the morning of the next day, as I sat wondering what
had happened to my servants, and whether my father had
been apprised of the disaster to the castle, I felt something
pulling at the skirt of my coat. I put out my hand and
found that it was the invisible dog. Imagining that he
wished me to follow him, I arose, and, obeying the impulse
given me by his gentle strain upon my coat, I followed him
out of the door, across the courtyard, and into the open
country. We went on for a considerable distance. A gentle
touch of my coat admonished me when I turned from the
direction in which it was desired that I should go.
"After a walk of about half an hour I approached a great
oak-tree, with low, wide-spreading branches. Some one was
sitting beneath it. Imagining the truth, I rushed forward.
It was Marie!
"It was needless for us to say anything, to explain the
state of our feelings toward each other. That tale was told
by the delight with which we met. When I asked her how
she came to be there, she told me that about an hour before,
while sitting in front of her father's mansion, she had felt
something gently pulling at her skirts; and, although at first
frightened, she was at length impelled to obey the impulse,
and, without knowing whether it was the wind or some
supernatural force which had led her here, she had come.
"We had a great deal to say to each other. She told me
that she had been longing to send me a message to warn me
that Colonel Kaldhein would certainly kill me the next time
he saw me; but she had no means of sending me such a
message, for the Colonel had had her actions closely watched.
"When the news came of Kaldhein's death she at first
feared that I had killed him, and would therefore be obliged
to fly the country; but when it was known that he had been
almost torn to pieces by wild beasts, she, like every one else,
was utterly amazed, and could not understand the matter at
all. None but the most ferocious creatures could have
inflicted the injuries of which the man had died, and where
those creatures came from no one knew. Some people
thought that a pack of blood-hounds might have broken
loose from some of the estates of the surrounding country,
and, in the course of their wild journeyings, might have met
with the Colonel, and fallen upon him. Others surmised
that a bear had come down from the mountains; but the fact
was that nobody knew anything about it.
"I did not attempt to acquaint Marie with the truth. At
that moment the invisible dog was lying at my side, and I
feared if I mentioned his existence to Marie she might fly
in terror. To me there was only one important phase of the
affair, and that was that Marie was now free, that she might
be mine.
"Before we parted we were affianced lovers, pledged to
marry as soon as possible. I wrote to my father, asking for
his permission to wed the lady. But in his reply he utterly
forbade any such marriage. Marie also discovered that her
parents would not permit a union with a foreigner, and
would indeed oppose her marriage with any one at this
time.
"However, as usual, love triumphed, and after surmounting
many difficulties we were married and fled to America.
Since that time I have been obliged to support myself and
my wife, for my father will give me no assistance. He had
proposed a very different career for me, and was extremely
angry when he found his plans had been completely
destroyed. But we are hopeful, we work hard, and hope that
we may yet be able to support ourselves comfortably without
aid from any one. We are young, we are strong, we trust
each other, and have a firm faith in our success.
"I had only one regret in leaving Europe, and that was
that my faithful friend, the noble and devoted invisible dog,
was obliged to remain on the other side of the Atlantic.
Why this was so I do not know, but perhaps it was for the
best. I never told my wife of his existence, and if she had
accidentally discovered it, I know not what might have been
the effects upon her nervous system.
"The dog accompanied me through Austria, Switzerland,
and France to Havre, from which port we sailed. I took
leave of him on the gang-plank. He licked my hands, and I
caressed and stroked him. People might have thought that
my actions denoted insanity, but every one was so greatly
occupied in these last moments before departure, that
perhaps I was not noticed. Just as I left him and hastened on
board, a sailor fell overboard from the gang-plank. He was
quickly rescued, but could not imagine why he had fallen. I
believe, however, that he was tripped up by the snake part
of my friend as he convulsively rushed away."
The young man ceased, and gazed pensively upon the floor.
"Well, well, well!" exclaimed Aunt Martha, "if those are
the sort of experiences you had, I don't wonder that Realism
was wonderful enough for you. The invisible creature was
very good to you, I am sure, but I am glad it did not come
with you to America."
David, who had been waiting for an opportunity to speak,
now interrupted further comments by stating that it was
daylight, and if I thought well of it, he would open the
window-shutters, so that we might see any one going toward
the town. A milkman, he said, passed the house very early
every morning. When the shutters were opened we were all
amazed that the night should have passed so quickly.
The tall burglar and the young man now began to exhibit
a good deal of anxiety.
"I should like very much to know," said the former, "what
you intend to do in regard to us. It cannot be that you
think of placing that young gentleman and myself in the
hands of the law. Of course, this man," pointing to the
stout burglar, "cannot expect anything but a just punishment
of his crimes; but after what we have told you, you
must certainly be convinced that our connection with the
affair is entirely blameless, and should be considered as a
piece of very bad luck."
"That," said I, "is a matter which will receive all the
consideration it needs."
At this moment David announced the milkman. Counseling
my man to keep strict guard over the prisoners, I went
out to the road, stopped the milkman, and gave him a message
which I was certain would insure the prompt arrival at
my house of sufficient force to take safe charge of the
burglars. Excited with the importance of the commission,
he whipped up his horse and dashed away.
When I returned to the house I besought my wife and
Aunt Martha to go to bed, that they might yet get some
hours of sleep; but both refused. They did not feel in the
least like sleep, and there was a subject on which they
wished to consult with me in the dining-room.
"Now," said Aunt Martha, when the door had been closed,
"these men have freely told us their stories; whether they
are entirely true or not, must, of course, be a matter of
opinion; but they have laid their cases before us, and we
should not place them all in the hands of the officers of the
law without giving them due consideration, and arriving at
a decision which shall be satisfactory to ourselves."
"Let us take them in order," said I. "What do you think
of the tall man's case?"
"I think he is a thief and manufacturer of falsehoods,"
said my wife promptly.
"I am afraid," said Aunt Martha, "that he is not altogether
innocent; but there is one thing greatly in his favor—when
he told of the feelings which overcame him when he
saw that little child sleeping peacefully in its bed in the
house which he had unintentionally robbed, I felt there must
be good points in that man's nature. What do you think
of him?"
"I think he is worst of the lot," I answered, "and as there
are now two votes against him, he must go to the lock-up.
And now what of the stout fellow?" I asked.
"Oh, he is a burglar by his own confession," said my wife;
"there can be no doubt of that."
"I am afraid you are right," said Aunt Martha.
"I know she is," said I, "and James Barlow, or whatever
his name may be, shall be delivered to the constable."
"Of course, there can be no difference of opinion in regard
to the young man," said Aunt Martha quickly. "Both the
others admitted that he had nothing to do with this affair
except as a journalist, and although I do not think he ought
to get his realistic ideas in that way, I would consider it
positively wicked to send him into court in company with
those other men. Consider the position in which he would
be placed before the world. Consider his young wife."
"I cannot say," said my wife, "that I am inclined to
believe all parts of his story."
"I suppose," said I, laughing, "that you particularly refer
to the invisible dog-snake."
"I'm not so sure about all that," she answered. "Since the
labors of the psychic researchers began, we have heard of a
great many strange things; but it is evident that he is a
young man of education and culture, and in all probability a
journalist or literary man. I do not think he should be sent
to the lock-up with common criminals."
"There!" cried Aunt Martha, "two in his favor. He must
be released. It's a poor rule that does not work both
ways."
I stood for a few moments undecided. If left to myself,
I would have sent the trio to the county town, where, if any
one of them could prove his innocence, he could do so before
the constitutional authorities; but having submitted the
matter to my wife and aunt, I could not well override their
decision. As for what the young man said, I gave it no weight
whatever, for of course he would say the best he could for
himself. But the testimony of the others had weight. When
they both declared that he was not a burglar, but merely a
journalist, engaged in what he supposed to be his duty, it
would seem to be a cruel thing to stamp him as a criminal
by putting him in charge of the constables.
But my indecision soon came to an end, for Aunt Martha
declared that no time should be lost in setting the young man
free, for should the people in town arrive and see him sitting
bound with the others it would ruin his character forever.
My wife agreed.
"Whatever there may be of truth in his story," she said,
"one of two things is certain—either he has had most
wonderful experiences out of which he may construct realistic
novels which will give him fortune and reputation, or he has
a startling imagination, which, if used in the production of
works in the romantic school, will be of the same advantage
to his future. Looking upon it, even in this light and
without any reference to his family and the possible effects on
his own moral nature, we shall assume a great responsibility
in deliberately subjecting such a person to criminal
prosecution and perhaps conviction."
This was enough. "Well," said I, "we will release the
young fellow and send the two other rascals to jail."
"That was not well expressed," said my wife, "but we will
not criticize words at present."
We returned to the library and I announced my decision.
When he heard it the stout burglar exhibited no emotion.
His expression indicated that, having been caught, he
expected to be sent to jail, and that was the end of it.
Perhaps, he had been through this experience so often that he
had become used to it. The tall man, however, took the
announcement in a very different way. His face grew dark and
his eyes glittered. "You are making a great mistake," he
said to me, "a very great mistake, and you will have to bear
the consequences."
"Very good," said I, "I will remember that remark when
your trial comes on."
The behavior of the young man was unexceptional. He
looked upon us with a face full of happy gratitude, and, as
he thanked us for the kind favor and the justice which we
had shown him, his eyes seemed dim with tears. Aunt
Martha was much affected.
"I wonder if his mother is living," she whispered to me.
"A wife is a great deal, but a mother is more. If I had
thought of her sooner I would have spoken more strongly in
his favor. And now you should untie him at once and let
him go home. His wife must be getting terribly anxious."
The young man overheard this last remark.
"You will confer a great favor on me, sir," he said, "if
you will let me depart as soon as possible. I feel a great
repugnance to be seen in company with these men, as you
may imagine, from wearing a mask on coming here. If I
leave immediately I think I can catch the first train from
your station."
I considered the situation. If I did what I was asked,
there would be two bound burglars to guard, three women
and a child to protect, an uncertain stranger at liberty, and
only David and myself to attend to the whole business.
"No, sir," said I, "I shall not untie you until the officers
I sent for are near at hand; then I will release you, and you
can leave the house by the back way without being seen by
them. There are other morning trains which will take you
into the city early enough."
"I think you are a little hard on him," remarked Aunt
Martha, but the young man made no complaint.
"I will trust myself to you, sir," he said.
The officers arrived much sooner than I expected. There
were five of them, including the Chief of Police, and they
were accompanied by several volunteer assistants, among
whom was the milkman who had been my messenger. This
morning his customers might wait for their milk, for all
business must give way before such an important piece of
sightseeing as this.
I had barely time to untie the young man and take him to
the back of the house before the officers and their followers
had entered the front door. There was now a great deal of
questioning, a great deal of explanation, a great deal of
discussion as to whether my way of catching burglars was
advisable or not, and a good deal of talk about the best
method of taking the men to town. Some of the officers were
in favor of releasing the two men, and then deciding in
what manner they should be taken to town; and if this plan
had been adopted, I believe that these two alert and practical
rascals would have taken themselves out of my house without
the assistance of the officers, or at least would have caused a
great deal of trouble and perhaps injury in endeavoring to
do so.
But the Chief of Police was of my mind, and before the
men were entirely released from the ropes by which I had
tied them, they were securely manacled.
A requisition made on David and myself to appear as
witnesses, the two men were taken from the house to the
wagons in which the officers and their followers had come.
My wife and Aunt Martha had gone upstairs before the
arrival of the police, and were watching the outside
proceeding from a window.
Standing in the hallway, I glanced into the dining-room,
and was surprised to see the young man still standing by a
side door. I had thought him gone, but perhaps it was wise
in him to remain, and not show himself upon the road until
the coast was entirely clear. He did not see me, and was
looking backward into the kitchen, a cheerful and animated
expression upon his face. This expression did not strike me
pleasantly. He had escaped a great danger, it was true, but
it was no reason for this rather obtrusive air of exultation.
Just then Alice came into the dining-room from the kitchen,
and the young man stepped back, so that she did not notice
him. As she passed he gently threw his arm quietly around
her neck and kissed her.
At that very instant, even before the girl had time to
exclaim, in rushed David from the outer side door.
"I've been watching you, you rascal," he shouted; "you're
done for now!" and he threw his strong arms around the
man, pinioning his arms to his side.
The young fellow gave a great jerk, and began to struggle
powerfully. His face turned black with rage; he swore, he
kicked. He made the most frenzied efforts to free himself,
but David's arms were strong, his soul was full of jealous
fury, and in a moment I had come to his assistance. Each
of us taking the young fellow by an arm, we ran him into the
hallway and out of the front door, Alice aiding us greatly
by putting her hands against the man's back and pushing
most forcibly.
"Here's another one," cried David. "I'll appear against
him. He's the worst of the lot."
Without knowing what it all meant, the Chief clapped the
nippers on our prisoner, justly believing that if burglars were
about to show themselves so unexpectedly, the best thing to
do was to handcuff them as fast as they appeared, and then
to ask questions. The reasons for not having produced this
man before, and for producing him now, were not very
satisfactory to the officer.
"Have you any more in the cellar?" he asked. "If so, I
should like to take a look at them before I start away."
At this moment Aunt Martha made her appearance at the
front door.
"What are you going to do with that young man?" she
asked sharply. "What right have you to put irons upon
him?"
"Aunt Martha," said I, stepping back to her, "what do you
think he has done?"
"I don't know," said she; "how should I know? All I
know is that we agreed to set him free."
I addressed her solemnly: "David and I believe him to be
utterly depraved. He availed himself of the first moments of
his liberation to kiss Alice." Aunt Martha looked at me
with wide-open eyes, and then her brows contracted.
"He did, did he?" said she. "And that is the kind of a
man he is. Very good. Let him go to jail with the others.
I don't believe one word about his young wife. If kissing
respectable young women is the way he studies Realism the
quicker he goes to jail the better," and with that she walked
into the house.
When the men had been placed in the two vehicles in which
the police had come, the Chief and I made an examination of
the premises, and we found that the house had been entered
by a kitchen window, in exactly the manner which the tall
burglar had described. Outside of this window, close to the
wall, we found a leathern bag, containing what the Chief
declared to be an excellent assortment of burglars' tools. The
officers and their prisoners now drove away, and we were left
to a long morning nap, if we were so fortunate as to get it,
and a late breakfast.
In the course of the trial of the three men who had
entered my house some interesting points in regard to them
were brought out. Several detectives and policemen from
New York were present, and their testimony proved that
my three burglars were men of eminence in their profession,
and that which most puzzled the metropolitan detectives was
to discover why these men should have been willing to devote
their high talents to the comparatively insignificant
business of breaking into a suburban dwelling.
The tall man occupied a position of peculiar eminence in
criminal circles. He was what might be called a criminal
manager. He would take contracts for the successful
execution of certain crimes—bank robberies, for instance—and
while seldom taking part in the actual work of a burglary or
similar operation, he would plan all the details of the affair,
and select and direct his agents with great skill and judgment.
He had never been arrested before, and the detectives
were delighted, believing they would now have an opportunity
of tracing to him a series of very important criminal operations
that had taken place in New York and some other large
cities. He was known as Lewis Mandit, and this was
believed to be his real name.
The stout man was a first-class professional burglar and
nothing more, and was in the employ of Mandit. The young
man was a decidedly uncommon personage. He was of a
good family, had been educated at one of our principal
colleges, had traveled, and was in every way qualified to make
a figure in society. He had been a newspaper man, and a
writer for leading periodicals, and had shown considerable
literary ability; but a life of honest industry did not suit
his tastes, and he had now adopted knavery as a regular
profession.
This man, who was known among his present associates as
Sparky, still showed himself occasionally in newspaper offices,
and was generally supposed to be a correspondent for a
Western journal; but his real business position was that of
Mandit's head man.
Sparky was an expert in many branches of crime. He was
an excellent forger, a skilful lock-picker, an ingenious
planner of shady projects, and had given a great deal of
earnest study to the subject of the loopholes of the law. He
had a high reputation in criminal circles for his ability in
getting his fellow-rascals out of jail. There was reason to
believe that in the past year no less than nine men, some
condemned to terms of imprisonment, and some held for
trial, had escaped by means of assistance given them by
Sparky.
His methods of giving help to jail-birds were various.
Sometimes liberty was conferred through the agency of saws
and ropes, at other times through that of a habeas corpus
and an incontestible alibi. His means were adapted to the
circumstances of the case, and it was believed that if Sparky
could be induced to take up the case of a captured rogue,
the man had better chance of finding himself free than
the law had of keeping him behind bars, especially if his
case were treated before it had passed into its more chronic
stages.
Sparky's success was greatly due to his extremely specious
manner, and his power of playing the part that the occasion
demanded. In this particular he was even the superior of
Mandit, who was an adept in this line. These two men
found no difficulty in securing the services of proficient
burglars, safe-robbers, and the like; for, in addition to the
high rewards paid these men, they were in a manner insured
against permanent imprisonment in case of misfortune. It
was always arranged that, if any of their enterprises came to
grief, and if either Mandit or Sparky should happen to be
arrested, the working miscreants should substantiate any
story their superiors might choose to tell of themselves, and,
if necessary, to take upon themselves the whole responsibility
of the crime. In this case their speedy release was to
be looked upon as assured.
A great deal of evidence in regard to the character and
practices of these two men came from the stout burglar,
commonly known as Barney Fitch. When he found that
nothing was to be expected from his two astute employers,
and that they were in as bad a place as himself, he promptly
turned State's evidence, and told all that he knew about
them.
It was through the testimony of this man that the motive
for the attempted robbery of my house was found out. It
had no connection whatever with the other burglaries of our
neighborhood, those, probably, having been committed by
low-class thieves, who had not broken into my house simply
because my doors and windows had been so well secured;
nor had our boy, George William, any share whatever in the
protection of the household.
The burglary was undertaken solely for the purpose of
getting possession of some important law papers, which were to
be used in a case in which I was concerned, which soon
would be tried. If these papers could be secured by the
opposite party, the side on which I was engaged would have no
case at all, and a suit involving a great deal of property
must drop. With this end in view the unscrupulous
defendants in the case had employed Mandit to procure the
papers; and that astute criminal manager had not only
arranged all the details of the affair, but had gone himself to
the scene of action in order to see that there should be no
mistake in carrying out the details of this most important
piece of business.
The premises had been thoroughly reconnoitred by Sparky,
who, a few days before the time fixed for the burglary, had
visited my house in the capacity of an agent of a telescopic
bookcase, which could be extended as new volumes were
required, therefore need never exhibit empty shelves. The
young man had been included in the party on account of his
familiarity with legal documents, it being, of course, of
paramount importance that the right papers should be
secured. His ingenuity was also to be used to cover up, if
possible, all evidence that the house had been entered at all,
it being desirable to make it appear to the court that I had
never had these documents in my possession, and that they
never existed.
Had it not been for a very natural desire for refreshment
that interfered with their admirably laid plans, it is probable
that the mechanical skill of Mandit would have been equal
to the noiseless straightening of the bent bolt, and the
obliteration of the scratches and dents made by the attempts
upon other shutters, and that Sparky, after relocking all
open desks or cabinets, and after the exit of the others, would
have closed and fastened the kitchen shutters, and would
then have left the house by means of an open window in the
upper hall and the roof of a piazza.
Thus it was that these three men, so eminent in their
different spheres of earnest endeavor, came to visit my
comparatively humble abode; and thus it was that they not only
came to that abode, but to the deepest grief. They were
"wanted" in so many quarters, and on so many charges, that
before they had finished serving out their various sentences
their ability to wickedly avail themselves of the property of
others would have suffered greatly from disuse, and the
period of life left them for the further exercise of those
abilities would be inconveniently limited.
I was assured by a prominent detective that it had been a
long time since two such dangerous criminals as Mandit
and Sparky had fallen into the hands of the law. These
men, by means of very competent outside assistance, made a
stout fight for acquittal on some of the charges brought
against them; but when they found that further effort of this
kind would be unavailing, and that they would be sentenced
to long terms of imprisonment, they threw off their masks
of outraged probity and stood out in their true characters
of violent and brutal ruffians. Barney Fitch, the cracksman,
was a senior warden compared to them.
It was a long time before my Aunt Martha recovered
from her disappointment in regard to the youngest burglar.
"Of course I was mistaken," she said. "That sort of thing
will happen; but I really had good grounds for believing him
to be a truthful person, so I am not ashamed for having
taken him for what he said he was. I have now no doubt
before he fell in his wicked ways that he was a very good
writer, and might have become a novelist or a magazine
author; but his case is a very sad proof that the study of
Realism may be carried too far," and she heaved a sigh.