“Bairns are a burden,” said the Tailor to himself as he
sat at work. He lived in a village on some of the glorious
moors of the north of England; and by bairns he meant
children, as every Northman knows.
“Bairns are a burden,” and he sighed.
“Bairns are a blessing,” said the old lady in the window.
“It is the family motto. The Trouts have had large families
and good luck for generations; that is, till your grandfather’s
time. He had one only son. I married him. He
was a good husband, but he had been a spoilt child. He had
always been used to be waited upon, and he couldn’t fash to
look after the farm when it was his own. We had six children.
They are all dead but you, who were the youngest.
You were bound to a tailor. When the farm came into your
hands, your wife died, and you have never looked up since.
The land is sold now, but not the house. No! no! you’re
right enough there; but you’ve had your troubles, son Thomas,
and the lads are idle!”
It was the Tailor’s mother who spoke. She was a very
old woman, and helpless. She was not quite so bright in her
intellect as she had been, and got muddled over things that
had lately happened; but she had a clear memory for what
was long past, and was very pertinacious in her opinions.
She knew the private history of almost every family in the
place, and who of the Trouts were buried under which old
stones in the church-yard; and had more tales of ghosts,
doubles, warnings, fairies, witches, hobgoblins, and such like,
than even her grandchildren had ever come to the end of.
Her hands trembled with age, and she regretted this for
nothing more than for the danger it brought her into of spilling
the salt. She was past housework, but all day she sat knitting
hearth-rugs out of the bits and scraps of cloth that were
shred in the tailoring. How far she believed in the wonder-tales
she told, and the odd little charms she practised, no
one exactly knew; but the older she grew, the stranger were
the things she remembered, and the more testy she was if any
one doubted their truth.
“Bairns are a blessing!” said she. “It is the family
motto.”
“Are they?” said the Tailor, emphatically.
He had a high respect for his mother, and did not like to
contradict her, but he held his own opinion, based upon personal
experience; and not being a metaphysician, did not
understand that it is safer to found opinions on principles
than on experience, since experience may alter, but principles
cannot.
“Look at Tommy,” he broke out suddenly. “That boy
does nothing but whittle sticks from morning till night. I
have almost to lug him out of bed o’ mornings. If I send
him an errand, he loiters; I’d better have gone myself. If
I set him to do anything, I have to tell him everything; I
could sooner do it myself. And if he does work, it’s done so
unwillingly, with such a poor grace; better, far better, to do
it myself. What housework do the boys ever do but looking
after the baby? And this afternoon she was asleep in the
cradle, and off they went, and when she awoke, I must leave
my work to take her. I gave her her supper, and put her to
bed. And what with what they want and I have to get,
and what they take out to play with and lose, and what they
bring in to play with and leave about, bairns give some
trouble, Mother, and I’ve not an easy life of it. The pay is
poor enough when one can get the work, and the work is
hard enough when one has a clear day to do it in; but housekeeping
and bairn-minding don’t leave a man much time for
his trade. No! no! Ma’am, the luck of the Trouts is gone
and ‘Bairns are a burden,’ is the motto now. Though they
are one’s own,” he muttered to himself, “and not bad ones
and I did hope once would have been a blessing.”
“There’s Johnnie,” murmured the old lady, dreamily.
“He has a face like an apple.”
“And is about as useful,” said the Tailor. “He might
have been different, but his brother leads him by the nose.”
His brother led him in as the Tailor spoke, not literally
by his snub, though, but by the hand. They were a handsome
pair, this lazy couple. Johnnie especially had the
largest and roundest of foreheads, the reddest of cheeks, the
brightest of eyes, the quaintest and most twitchy of chins,
and looked altogether like a gutta percha cherub in a chronic
state of longitudinal squeeze. They were locked together
by two grubby paws, and had each an armful of moss, which
they deposited on the floor as they came in.
“I’ve swept this floor once to-day,” said the father, “and
I’m not going to do it again. Put that rubbish outside.”
“Move it Johnnie!” said his brother, seating himself on a
stool, and taking out his knife and a piece of wood, at which
he cut and sliced; while the apple cheeked Johnnie stumbled
and stamped over the moss, and scraped it out on to the
door-step, leaving long trails of earth behind him, and then
sat down also.
“And those chips the same,” added the Tailor; “I will
not clear up the litter you lads make.”
“Pick ’em up, Johnnie,” said Thomas Trout, junior, with
an exasperated sigh; and the apple tumbled up, rolled after
the flying chips, and tumbled down again.
“Is there any supper, Father?” asked Tommy.
“No, there is not, Sir, unless you know how to get it,”
said the Tailor; and taking his pipe, he went out of the
house.
“Is there really nothing to eat Granny?” asked the boy.
“No, my bairn, only some bread for breakfast to-morrow.”
“What makes Father so cross, Granny?”
“He’s wearied, and you don’t help him, my dear.”
“What could I do, Grandmother?”
“Many little things, if you tried,” said the old lady.
“He spent half-an-hour to-day while you were on the moor,
getting turf for the fire, and you could have got it just as
well, and he been at his work.”
“He never told me,” said Tommy.
“You might help me a bit just now, if you would, my
laddie,” said the old lady coaxingly; “these bits of cloth
want tearing into lengths, and if you get ’em ready, I can
go on knitting. There’ll be some food when this mat is
done and sold.”
“I’ll try,” said Tommy, lounging up with desperate resignation.
“Hold my knife, Johnnie. Father’s been cross,
and everything has been miserable, ever since the farm was
sold. I wish I were a big man, and could make a fortune.—Will
that do, Granny?”
The old lady put down her knitting and looked. “My
dear, that’s too short. Bless me! I gave the lad a piece to
measure by.”
“I thought it was the same length. Oh, dear! I am
so tired;” and he propped himself against the old lady’s
chair.
“My dear! don’t lean so! you’ll tipple me over!” she
shrieked.
“I beg your pardon, Grandmother. Will that do?”
“It’s that much too long.”
“Tear that bit off. Now it’s all right.”
“But, my dear, that wastes it. Now that bit is of no
use. There goes my knitting, you awkward lad!”
“Johnnie, pick it up!—Oh! Grandmother, I am so
hungry.”
The boy’s eyes filled with tears, and the old lady was
melted in an instant.
“What can I do for you, my poor bairns?” said she.
“There, never mind the scraps, Tommy.”
“Tell us a tale, Granny. If you told us a new one, I
shouldn’t keep thinking of that bread in the cupboard.—Come
Johnny, and sit against me. Now then!”
“I doubt if there’s one of my old-world cracks I haven’t
told you,” said the old lady, “unless it’s a queer ghost story
was told me years ago of that house in the hollow with the
blocked-up windows.”
“Oh! not ghosts!” Tommy broke in; “we’ve had so
many. I know it was a rattling, or a scratching, or a knocking,
or a figure in white; and if it turns out a tombstone or
a white petticoat, I hate it.”
“It was nothing of the sort as a tombstone,” said the old
lady with dignity. “It’s a good half-mile from the church-yard.
And as to white petticoats, there wasn’t a female in
the house; he wouldn’t have one; and his victuals came in
by the pantry window. But never mind! Though it’s as
true as a sermon.”
Johnnie lifted his head from his brother’s knee.
“Let Granny tell what she likes, Tommy. It’s a new
ghost, and I should like to know who he was, and why his
victuals came in by the window.”
“I don’t like a story about victuals,” sulked Tommy.
“It makes me think of the bread. O Granny dear! do tell
us a fairy story. You never will tell us about the Fairies,
and I know you know.”
“Hush! hush!” said the old lady. “There’s Miss Surbiton’s
Love Letter, and her Dreadful End.”
“I know Miss Surbiton, Granny. I think she was a
goose. Why won’t you tell us about the Fairies?”
“Hush! hush! my dears. There’s the Clerk and the
Corpse-candles.”
“I know the Corpse-candles, Granny. Besides, they
make Johnnie dream and he wakes me to keep him company.
Why won’t you tell us about the Fairies?”
“My dear, they don’t like it,” said the old lady.
“O Granny dear, why don’t they? Do tell! I shouldn’t
think of the bread a bit, if you told us about the Fairies. I
know nothing about them.”
“He lived in this house long enough,” said the old lady.
“But it’s not lucky to name him.”
“Oh, Granny, we are so hungry and miserable, what can
it matter?”
“Well, that’s true enough,” she sighed. “Trouts’ luck
is gone; it went with the Brownie, I believe.”
“Was that he, Granny?”
“Yes, my dear, he lived with the Trouts for several generations.”
“What was he like, Granny?”
“Like a little man, they say, my dear.”
“What did he do?”
“He came in before the family were up, and swept up the
hearth, and lighted the fire, and set out the breakfast, and
tidied the room, and did all sorts of house-work. But he
never would be seen, and was off before they could catch
him. But they could hear him laughing and playing about
the house sometimes.”
“What a darling! Did they give him any wages,
Granny?”
“No! my dear. He did it for love. They set a pancheon
of clear water for him over night, and now and then a
bowl of bread and milk, or cream. He liked that, for he
was very dainty. Sometimes he left a bit of money in the
water. Sometimes he weeded the garden or threshed the
corn. He saved endless trouble, both to men and maids.”
“O Granny! why did he go?”
“The maids caught sight of him one night, my dear, and
his coat was so ragged, that they got a new suit, and a linen
shirt for him, and laid them by the bread and milk bowl.
But when Brownie saw the things, he put them on, and
dancing round the kitchen, sang,
‘What have we here? Hemten hamten!
Here will I never more tread nor stampen,’
and so danced through the door and never came back
again.”
“O Grandmother! But why not? Didn’t he like the
new clothes?”
“The Old Owl knows, my dear; I don’t.”
“Who’s the Old Owl, Granny?”
“I don’t exactly know, my dear. It’s what my mother
used to say when we asked anything that puzzled her. It
was said that the Old Owl was Nancy Besom, (a witch, my
dear!) who took the shape of a bird, but couldn’t change
her voice, and that that’s why the owl sits silent all day for
fear she should betray herself by speaking, and has no singing
voice like other birds. Many people used to go and consult
the Old Owl at moon-rise, in my young days.”
“Did you ever go, Granny?”
“Once, very nearly, my dear.”
“Oh! tell us, Granny dear.—There are no Corpse-candles,
Johnnie; it’s only moonlight,” he added consolingly, as
Johnnie crept closer to his knee and pricked his little red
ears.
“It was when your grandfather was courting me, my
dears,” said the old lady, “and I couldn’t quite make up my
mind. So I went to my mother, and said, ‘He’s this on the
one side, but then he’s that on the other, and so on. Shall
I say yes or no?’ And my mother said, ‘The Old Owl
knows,’ for she was fairly puzzled. So says I, ‘I’ll go and
ask her to-night, as sure as the moon rises.’
“So at moon-rise I went, and there in the white light by
the gate stood your grandfather. ‘What are you doing here
at this time o’ night?’ says I. ‘Watching your window,’ says
he. ‘What are you doing here at this time o’ night?’
‘The Old Owl knows,’ said I, and burst out crying.”
“What for?” said Johnnie.
“I can’t rightly tell you, my dear,” said the old lady,
“but it gave me such a turn to see him. And without more
ado your grandfather kissed me. ‘How dare you?’ said I.
‘What do you mean?’ ‘The Old Owl knows,’ said he. So
we never went.”
“How stupid!” said Tommy.
“Tell us more about Brownie, please,” said Johnnie.
“Did he ever live with anybody else?”
“There are plenty of Brownies,” said the old lady, “or
used to be in my mother’s young days. Some houses had
several.”
“Oh! I wish ours would come back!” cried both the
boys in chorus. “He’d —
“tidy the room,” said Johnnie;
“fetch the turf,” said Tommy;
“pick up the chips,” said Johnnie;
“sort your scraps,” said Tommy;
“and do everything. Oh! I wish he hadn’t gone away.”
“What’s that?” said the Tailor coming in at this moment.
“It’s the Brownie, Father,” said Tommy. “We are so
sorry he went, and do so wish we had one.”
“What nonsense have you been telling them, Mother?”
asked the Tailor.
“Heighty teighty,” said the old lady, bristling. “Nonsense,
indeed! As good men as you, Son Thomas, would as
soon have jumped off the crags, as spoken lightly of them, in
my mother’s young days.”
“Well, well,” said the Tailor, “I beg their pardon. They
never did aught for me, whatever they did for my forbears;
but they’re as welcome to the old place as ever, if they
choose to come. There’s plenty to do.”
“Would you mind our setting a pan of water, Father?”
asked Tommy very gently. “There’s no bread and milk.”
“You may set what you like, my lad,” said the Tailor;
“and I wish there were bread and milk for your sakes,
Bairns. You should have it, had I got it. But go to bed
now.”
They lugged out a pancheon, and filled it with more dexterity
than usual, and then went off to bed, leaving the knife
in one corner, the wood in another, and a few splashes of
water in their track.
There was more room than comfort in the ruined old
farm-house, and the two boys slept on a bed of cut heather,
in what had been the old malt loft. Johnnie was soon in
the land of dreams, growing rosier and rosier as he slept, a
tumbled apple among the gray heather. But not so lazy
Tommy. The idea of a domesticated Brownie had taken
full possession of his mind; and whither Brownie had gone,
where he might be found, and what would induce him to return,
were mysteries he longed to solve. “There’s an owl
living in the old shed by the mere,” he thought. “It may
be the Old Owl herself, and she knows, Granny says. When
father’s gone to bed, and the moon rises I’ll go.” Meanwhile
he lay down.
* * * * * *
The moon rose like gold, and went up into the heavens
like silver, flooding the moors with a pale ghostly light, taking
the color out of the heather, and painting black shadows
under the stone walls. Tommy opened his eyes, and ran to
the window. “The moon has risen,” said he, and crept
softly down the ladder, through the kitchen, where was the
pan of water, but no Brownie, and so out on the moor. The
air was fresh, not to say chilly; but it was a glorious night,
though everything but the wind and Tommy seemed asleep.
The stones, the walls, the gleaming lanes, were so intensely
still; the church tower in the valley seemed awake and
watching, but silent; the houses in the village round it all
had their eyes shut, that is, their window blinds down; and
it seemed to Tommy as if the very moors had drawn white
sheets over them, and lay sleeping also.
“Hoot! hoot!” said a voice from the fir plantation behind
him. Somebody else was awake, then. “It’s the
Old Owl,” said Tommy; and there she came, swinging
heavily across the moor with a flapping stately flight, and
sailed into the shed by the mere. The old lady moved faster
than she seemed to do, and though Tommy ran hard she was
in the shed some time before him. When he got in, no bird
was to be seen, but he heard a crunching sound from above,
and looking up, there sat the Old Owl, pecking and tearing
and munching at some shapeless black object, and blinking
at him—Tommy—with yellow eyes.
“Oh dear!” said Tommy, for he didn’t much like it.
The Old Owl dropped the black mass on to the floor; and
Tommy did not care somehow to examine it.
“Come up! come up!” said she, hoarsely.
She could speak, then! Beyond all doubt it was the Old
Owl and none other. Tommy shuddered.
“Come up here! come up here!” said the Old Owl.
The Old Owl sat on a beam that ran across the shed.
Tommy had often climbed up for fun; and he climbed up
now, and sat face to face with her, and thought her eyes
looked as if they were made of flame.
“Kiss my fluffy face,” said the Owl.
Her eyes were going round like flaming catherine wheels,
but there are certain requests which one has not the option
of refusing. Tommy crept nearer, and put his lips to the
round face out of which the eyes shone. Oh! it was so
downy and warm, so soft, so indescribably soft. Tommy’s
lips sank into it, and couldn’t get to the bottom. It was
unfathomable feathers and fluffyness.
“Now, what do you want?” said the Owl.
“Please,” said Tommy, who felt rather re-assured, “can
you tell me where to find the Brownies, and how to get one
to come and live with us?”
“Oohoo!” said the Owl, “that’s it, is it? I know of
three Brownies.”
“Hurrah!” said Tommy. “Where do they live?”
“In your house,” said the Owl.
Tommy was aghast.
“In our house!” he exclaimed. “Whereabouts? Let
me rummage them out. Why do they do nothing?”
“One of them is too young,” said the Owl.
“But why don’t the others work?” asked Tommy.
“They are idle, they are idle,” said the Old Owl, and she
gave herself such a shake as she said it, that the fluff went
flying through the shed, and Tommy nearly tumbled off the
beam in his fright.
“Then we don’t want them,” said he. “What is the use
of having Brownies if they do nothing to help us?”
“Perhaps they don’t know how, as no one has told them,”
said the Owl.
“I wish you would tell me where to find them,” said
Tommy; “I could tell them.”
“Could you?” said the Owl. “Oohoo! Oohoo!” and
Tommy couldn’t tell whether she were hooting or laughing.
“Of course I could,” he said. “They might be up and
sweep the house, and light the fire, and spread the table,
and that sort of thing, before father came down. Besides,
they could see what was wanted. The Brownies did all
that in Granny’s mother’s young days. And then they
could tidy the room, and fetch the turf, and pick up
my chips, and sort Granny’s scraps. Oh! there’s lots to
do.”
“So there is,” said the Owl. “Oohoo! Well, I can
tell you where to find one of the Brownies; and if you find
him, he will tell you where his brother is. But all this depends
upon whether you feel equal to undertaking it, and
whether you will follow my directions.”
“I am quite ready to go,” said Tommy, “and I will do
as you shall tell me. I feel sure I could persuade them.
If they only knew how every one would love them if they
made themselves useful!”
“Oohoo! ohoo!” said the Owl. “Now pay attention.
You must go to the north side of the mere when the moon
is shining—(‘I know Brownies like water,’ muttered
Tommy)—and turn yourself around three times, saying
this charm:
‘Twist me and turn me, and show me the Elf—
I looked in the water, and saw—’
When you have got so far, look into the water, and at the
same moment you will see the Brownie, and think of a
word that will fill up the couplet, and rhyme with the first
line. If either you do not see the Brownie, or fail to think
of the word, it will be of no use.”
“Is the Brownie a mermaid,” said Tommy, wriggling
himself along the beam, “that he lives under water?”
“That depends on whether he has a fish’s tail,” said the
Owl, “and this you can discover for yourself.”
“Well, the moon is shining, so I shall go,” said Tommy.
“Good-bye, and thank you, Ma’am;” and he jumped down
and went, saying to himself as he ran, “I believe he is a
merman all the same, or else how could he live in the mere?
I know more about Brownies than Granny does, and I shall
tell her so;” for Tommy was somewhat opinionated, like
other young people.
The moon shone very brightly on the centre of the mere.
Tommy knew the place well for there was a fine echo there.
Round the edge grew rushes and water plants, which cast
a border of shadow. Tommy went to the north side, and
turning himself three times, as the old Owl had told him,
he repeated the charm—
‘Twist me, and turn me, and show me the Elf—
I looked in the water, and saw—’
Now for it. He looked in, and saw—the reflection of his
own face.
“Why, there’s no one but myself!” said Tommy. “And
what can the word be? I must have done it wrong.”
“Wrong!” said the Echo.
Tommy was almost surprised to find the echo awake at
this time of night.
“Hold your tongue!” said he. “Matters are provoking
enough of themselves. Belf! Celf! Delf! Felf! Gelf! Helf!
Jelf! What rubbish! There can’t be a word to fit it. And
then to look for Brownie, and see nothing but myself!”
“Myself!” said the Echo.
“Will you be quiet?” said Tommy. “If you would tell
one the word there would be some sense in your interference;
but to roar ‘Myself!’ at one, which neither rhymes
nor runs—it does rhyme though, as it happens,” he added;
“and how very odd! it runs too—
‘Twist me, and turn me, and show me the Elf;
I looked in the water, and saw myself,’
which I certainly did. What can it mean? The Old Owl
knows, as Granny would say; so I shall go back and ask
her.”
“Ask her!” said the Echo.
“Didn’t I say I should?” said Tommy. “How exasperating
you are! It is very strange. Myself certainly
does rhyme, and I wonder I did not think of it long ago.”
“Go,” said the Echo.
“Will you mind your own business, and go to sleep?”
said Tommy. “I am going; I said I should.”
And back he went. There sat the Old Owl as before.
“Oohoo!” said she, as Tommy climbed up. “What did
you see in the mere?”
“I saw nothing but myself,” said Tommy indignantly.
“And what did you expect to see?” asked the Owl.
“I expected to see a Brownie,” said Tommy; “you told
me so.”
“And what are Brownies like, pray?” inquired the Owl.
“The one Granny knew was a useful little fellow, something
like a little man,” said Tommy.
“Ah!” said the Owl, “but you know at present this one
is an idle little fellow, something like a little man. Oohoo!
oohoo! Are you quite sure you didn’t see him?”
“Quite,” answered Tommy sharply. “I saw no one but
myself.”
“Hoot! toot! How touchy we are! And who are you,
pray?”
“I am not a Brownie,” said Tommy.
“Don’t be too sure,” said the Owl. “Did you find out
the word?”
“No,” said Tommy. “I could find no word with any
meaning that would rhyme but ‘myself.’ ”
“Well, that runs and rhymes,” said the Owl. “What do
you want? Where’s your brother now?”
“In bed in the malt-loft,” said Tommy.
“Then now all your questions are answered,” said the
Owl, “and you know what wants doing, so go and do it.
Good-night, or rather good-morning, for it is long past midnight;”
and the old lady began to shake her feathers for a
start.
“Don’t go yet, please,” said Tommy humbly. “I don’t
understand it. You know I’m not a Brownie, am I?”
“Yes, you are,” said the Owl, “and a very idle one too.
All children are Brownies.”
“But I couldn’t do work like a Brownie,” said Tommy.
“Why not?” inquired the Owl. “Couldn’t you sweep
the floor, light the fire, spread the table, tidy the room, fetch
the turf, pick up your own chips, and sort your grandmother’s
scraps? You know ‘there’s lots to do.’ ”
“But I don’t think I should like it,” said Tommy. “I’d
much rather have a Brownie to do it for me.”
“And what would you do meanwhile?” asked the Owl.
“Be idle, I suppose; and what do you suppose is the use of
a man’s having children if they do nothing to help him?
Ah! if they only knew how every one would love them if
they made themselves useful!”
“But is it really and truly so?” asked Tommy, in a dismal
voice. “Are there no Brownies but children?”
“No, there are not,” said the owl. “And pray do you
think that the Brownies, whoever they may be, come into a
house to save trouble for the idle healthy little boys who live
in it? Listen to me, Tommy,” said the old lady, her eyes
shooting rays of fire in the dark corner where she sat.
“Listen to me, you are a clever boy, and can understand
when one speaks; so I will tell you the whole history of the
Brownies, as it has been handed down in our family from my
grandmother’s great-grandmother, who lived in the Druid’s
Oak, and was intimate with the fairies. And when I have
done you shall tell me what you think they are, if they are
not children. It’s the opinion I have come to at any rate,
and I don’t think that wisdom died with our great-grandmothers.”
“I should like to hear if you please,” said Tommy.
The Old Owl shook out a tuft or two of fluff, and set her
eyes a-going, and began:
“The Brownies, or as they are sometimes called, the
Small Folk, the Little People, or the Good People, are a
race of tiny beings who domesticate themselves in a house of
which some grown-up human being pays the rent and taxes.
They are like small editions of men and women, they are too
small and fragile for heavy work; they have not the strength
of a man, but are a thousand times more fresh and nimble.
They can run and jump, and roll and tumble, with marvellous
agility and endurance, and of many of the aches and
pains which men and women groan under, they do not even
know the names. They have no trade or profession, and as
they live entirely upon other people, they know nothing of
domestic cares; in fact, they know very little upon any subject,
though they are often intelligent and highly inquisitive.
They love dainties, play, and mischief. They are apt to be
greatly beloved, and are themselves capriciously affectionate.
They are little people, and can only do little things. When
they are idle and mischievous, they are called Boggarts, and
are a curse to the house they live in. When they are useful
and considerate, they are Brownies, and are a much-coveted
blessing. Sometimes the Blessed Brownies will take up their
abode with some worthy couple, cheer them with their romp
and merry laughter, tidy the house, find things that have
been lost, and take little troubles out of hands full of great
anxieties. Then in time these Little People are Brownies
no longer. They grow up into men and women. They do
not care so much for dainties, play, or mischief. They cease
to jump and tumble, and roll about the house. They know
more, and laugh less. Then, when their heads begin to ache
with anxiety, and they have to labor for their own living, and
the great cares of life come on, other Brownies come and live
with them, and take up their little cares, and supply their
little comforts, and make the house merry once more.”
“How nice!” said Tommy.
“Very nice,” said the Old Owl. “But what”—and she
shook herself more fiercely than ever, and glared so that
Tommy expected nothing less than her eyes would set fire to
her feathers and she would be burnt alive. “But what must
I say of the Boggarts? Those idle urchins who eat the
bread and milk, and don’t do the work, who lie in bed without
an ache or pain to excuse them, who untidy instead of
tidying, cause work instead of doing it, and leave little cares
to heap on big cares, till the old people who support them are
worn out altogether.”
“Don’t!” said Tommy. “I can’t bear it.”
“I hope when Boggarts grow into men,” said the Old Owl,
“that their children will be Boggarts too, and then they’ll
know what it is!”
“Don’t!” roared Tommy. “I won’t be a Boggart. I’ll
be a Brownie.”
“That’s right,” nodded the Old Owl. “I said you were
a boy who could understand when one spoke. And remember
that the Brownies never are seen at their work. They get
up before the household, and get away before any one can
see them. I can’t tell you why. I don’t think my grandmother’s
great-grandmother knew. Perhaps because all
good deeds are better done in secret.”
“Please,” said Tommy, “I should like to go home now,
and tell Johnnie. It’s getting cold, and I am so tired!”
“Very true,” said the Old Owl, “and then you will have
to be up early to-morrow. I think I had better take you
home.”
“I know the way, thank you,” said Tommy.
“I didn’t say shew you the way, I said take you—carry
you,” said the Owl. “Lean against me.”
“I’d rather not thank you,” said Tommy.
“Lean against me,” screamed the Owl. “Oohoo! how
obstinate boys are to be sure!”
Tommy crept up, very unwillingly.
“Lean your full weight, and shut your eyes,” said the
Owl.
Tommy laid his head against the Old Owl’s feathers, had
a vague idea that she smelt of heather, and thought it must be
from living on the moor, shut his eyes, and leant his full
weight, expecting that he and the Owl would certainly fall
off the beam together. Down—feathers—fluff—he sank and
sank, could feel nothing solid, jumped up with a start to save
himself, opened his eyes, and found that he was sitting
among the heather in the malt-loft, with Johnny sleeping by
his side.
“How quickly we came!” said he; “that is certainly a
very clever Old Owl. I couldn’t have counted ten whilst
my eyes were shut. How very odd!”
But what was odder still was, that it was no longer moonlight
but early dawn.
“Get up, Johnnie,” said his brother, “I’ve got a story
to tell you.”
And while Johnnie sat up, and rubbed his eyes open, he
related his adventures on the moor.
“Is all that true?” said Johnnie; “I mean, did it really
happen?”
“Of course it did,” said his brother; “don’t you believe
it?”
“Oh yes,” said Johnny. “But I thought it was perhaps
only a true story, like Granny’s true stories. I believe all
these, you know. But if you were there, you know, it is
different—”
“I was there,” said Tommy, “and it’s all just as I tell
you: and I tell you what, if we mean to do anything we
must get up: though, oh dear! I should like to stay in bed.
I say,” he added, after a pause, “suppose we do. It can’t
matter being Boggarts for one night more. I mean to be a
Brownie before I grow up, though. I couldn’t stand boggarty
children.”
“I won’t be a Boggart at all,” said Johnnie, “it’s horrid.
But I don’t see how we can be Brownies, for I’m afraid we
can’t do the things. I wish I were bigger!”
“I can do it well enough,” said Tommy, following his
brother’s example and getting up. “Don’t you suppose I
can light a fire? Think of all the bonfires we have made!
And I don’t think I should mind having a regular good tidy-up
either. It’s that stupid putting-away-things-when-you’ve-done-with-them
that I hate so!”
The Brownies crept softly down the ladder and into the
kitchen. There was the blank hearth, the dirty floor, and
all the odds and ends lying about, looking cheerless enough
in the dim light, Tommy felt quite important as he looked
round. There is no such cure for untidiness as clearing
up after other people; one sees so clearly where the fault
lies.
“Look at that door-step, Johnnie,” said the Brownie-elect,
“what a mess you made of it! If you had lifted the
moss carefully, instead of stamping and struggling with it, it
would have saved us ten minutes’ work this morning.”
This wisdom could not be gainsaid, and Johnnie only
looked meek and rueful.
“I am going to light the fire,” pursued his brother;—“the
next turfs, you know we must get—you can tidy a bit.
Look at the knife I gave you to hold last night, and that
wood—that’s my fault though, and so are those scraps by
Granny’s chair. What are you grubbing at that rat-hole
for?”
Johnnie raised his head somewhat flushed and tumbled.
“What do you think I have found?” said he triumphantly.
“Father’s measure that has been lost for a
week!”
“Hurrah!” said Tommy, “put it by his things. That’s
just a sort of thing for a Brownie to have done. What will
he say? And I say, Johnnie, when you’ve tidied, just go and
grub up a potato or two in the garden, and I’ll put them to
roast for breakfast. I’m lighting such a bonfire!”
The fire was very successful. Johnnie went after the
potatoes, and Tommy cleaned the door-step, swept the room,
dusted the chairs and the old chest, and set out the table.
There was no doubt he could be handy when he chose.
“I’ll tell you what I have thought of, if we have time,”
said Johnnie, as he washed the potatoes in the water that
had been set for Brownie. “We might run down to the
South Pasture for some mushrooms. Father said the reason
we found so few was that people go by sunrise for them to
take to market. The sun’s only just rising, we should be
sure to find some, and they would do for breakfast.”
“There’s plenty of time,” said Tommy; so they went.
The dew lay heavy and thick upon the grass by the road
side, and over the miles of network that the spiders had
woven from blossom to blossom of the heather. The dew is
the Sun’s breakfast; but he was barely up yet, and had not
eaten it, and the world felt anything but warm. Nevertheless,
it was so sweet and fresh as it is at no later hour of the
day, and every sound was like the returning voice of a long
absent friend. Down to the pastures, where was more network
and more dew, but when one has nothing to speak of
in the way of boots, the state of the ground is of the less
consequence.
The Tailor had been right, there was no lack of mushrooms
at this time of the morning. All over the pasture they stood,
of all sizes, some like buttons, some like tables; and in the
distance one or two ragged women, stopping over them with
baskets, looked like huge fungi also.
“This is where the fairies feast,” said Tommy. “They
had a large party last night. When they go, they take away
the dishes and cups, for they are made of gold; but they
leave their tables, and we eat them.”
“I wonder whether giants would like to eat our tables,”
said Johnnie.
This was beyond Tommy’s capabilities of surmise; so they
filled a handkerchief, and hurried back again for fear the
Tailor should have come down-stairs.
They were depositing the last mushroom in a dish on the
table, when his footsteps were heard descending.
“There he is!” exclaimed Tommy. “Remember, we
mustn’t be caught. Run back to bed.”
Johnnie caught up the handkerchief, and smothering their
laughter, the two scrambled back up the ladder, and dashed
straight into the heather.
Meanwhile the poor Tailor came wearily down-stairs.
Day after day, since his wife’s death, he had come down
every morning to the same desolate sight—yesterday’s refuse
and an empty hearth. This morning task of tidying was always
a sad and ungrateful one to the widowed father. His
awkward struggles with the house-work in which she had
been so notable, chafed him. The dirty kitchen was dreary,
the labor lonely, and it was an hour’s time lost to his trade.
But life does not stand still while one is wishing, and so the
Tailor did that for which there was neither remedy nor substitute;
and came down this morning as other mornings to
the pail and broom. When he came in he looked round,
and started, and rubbed his eyes; looked round again, and
rubbed them harder; then went up to the fire and held out
his hand, (warm certainly)—then up to the table and smelt
the mushrooms, (esculent fungi beyond a doubt) handled the
loaf, stared at the open door and window, the swept floor,
and the sunshine pouring in, and finally sat down in stunned
admiration. Then he jumped up and ran to the foot of the
stairs, shouting,—
“Mother! Mother! Trout’s luck has come again.”
“And yet, no!” he thought, “the old lady’s asleep, it’s a
shame to wake her, I’ll tell those idle rascally lads, they’ll
be more pleased than they deserve. It was Tommy after
all that set the water and caught him.” “Boys! boys!” he
shouted at the foot of the ladder, “the Brownie has come!—and
if he hasn’t found my measure!” he added on returning
to the kitchen, “this is as good as a day’s work to
me.”
There was great excitement in the small household that
day. The boys kept their own counsel. The old Grandmother
was triumphant, and tried not to seem surprised.
The Tailor made no such vain effort, and remained till bed-time
in a state of fresh and unconcealed amazement.
“I’ve often heard of the Good People,” he broke out
towards the end of the evening. “And I’ve heard folk say
they’ve known those that have seen them capering round
the gray rocks on the moor at midnight: but this is wonderful!
To come and do the work for a pan of cold water!
Who could have believed it?”
“You might have believed it if you’d believed me, Son
Thomas,” said the old lady tossily. “I told you so. But
young people always know better than their elders!”
“I didn’t see him,” said the Tailor, beginning his story
afresh; “but I thought as I came in I heard a sort of laughing
and rustling.”
“My mother said they often heard him playing and
laughing about the house,” said the old lady. “I told you
so.”
“Well, he shan’t want for a bowl of bread and milk to-morrow,
anyhow,” said the Tailor, “if I have to stick to
Farmer Swede’s waistcoat till midnight.”
But the waistcoat was finished by bed-time, and the Tailor
set the bread and milk himself, and went to rest.
“I say,” said Tommy, when both the boys were in bed,
“the Old Owl was right, and we must stick to it. But I’ll
tell you what I don’t like, and that is, father thinking we’re
idle still. I wish he knew we were the Brownies.”
“So do I,” said Johnnie; and he sighed.
“I tell you what,” said Tommy, with the decisiveness of
elder brotherhood, “we’ll keep quiet for a bit for fear we
should leave off; but when we’ve gone on a good while, I
shall tell him. It was only the Old Owl’s grandmother’s
great-grandmother who said it was to be kept secret, and the
Old Owl herself said grandmothers were not always in the
right.”
“No more they are,” said Johnnie; “look at Granny
about this.”
“I know,” said Tommy. “She’s in a regular muddle.”
“So she is,” said Johnnie. “But that’s rather fun, I
think.”
And they went to sleep.
Day after day went by, and still the Brownies “stuck to
it,” and did their work. It is no such very hard matter
after all to get up early when one is young and light-hearted,
and sleeps upon heather in a loft without window-blind, and
with so many broken window-panes that the air comes freely
in. In old times the boys used to play at tents among the
heather, while the Tailor did the house-work; now they
came down and did it for him.
Size is not everything, even in this material existence.
One has heard of dwarfs who were quite as clever, (not to
say as powerful,) as giants, and I do not fancy that Fairy
Godmothers are ever very large. It is wonderful what a
comfort Brownies may be in the house that is fortunate
enough to hold them! The Tailor’s Brownies were the joy
of his life; and day after day they seemed to grow more and
more ingenious in finding little things to do for his good.
Now-a-days Granny never picked a scrap for herself. One
day’s shearings were all neatly arranged the next morning,
and laid by her knitting-pins; and the Tailor’s tape and
shears were no more absent without leave.
One day a message came to him to offer him two or three
days’ tailoring in a farmhouse some miles up the valley.
This was pleasant and advantageous sort of work; good food,
sure pay, and a cheerful change; but he did not know how
he could leave his family, unless, indeed, the Brownie might
be relied upon to “keep the house together,” as they say.
The boys were sure that he would, and they promised to set
his water, and to give as little trouble as possible; so, finally,
the Tailor took up his shears and went up the valley, where
the green banks sloped up into purple moor, or broke into
sandy rocks, crowned with nodding oak fern. On to the
prosperous old farm, where he spent a very pleasant time,
sitting level with the window geraniums on a table set apart
for him, stitching and gossiping, gossiping and stitching, and
feeling secure of honest payment when his work was done.
The mistress of the house was a kind good creature, and
loved a chat; and though the Tailor kept his own secret as
to the Brownies, he felt rather curious to know if the Good
People had any hand in the comfort of this flourishing household,
and watched his opportunity to make a few careless inquiries
on the subject.
“Brownies?” laughed the dame. “Ay, Master, I have
heard of them. When I was a girl, in service at the old
hall, on Cowberry Edge, I heard a good deal of one they
said had lived there in former times. He did housework as
well as a woman, and a good deal quicker, they said. One
night one of the young ladies (that were then, they’re all
dead now,) hid herself in a cupboard, to see what he was
like.”
“And what was he like?” inquired the Tailor, as composedly
as he was able.
“A little fellow, they said;” answered the Farmer’s
wife, knitting calmly on. “Like a dwarf, you know, with a
largish head for his body. Not taller than—why, my Bill,
or your eldest boy, perhaps. And he was dressed in rags,
with an old cloak on, and stamping with passion at a cobweb
he couldn’t get at with his broom. They’ve very uncertain
tempers, they say. Tears one minute and laughing the
next.”
“You never had one here, I suppose?” said the Tailor.
“Not we,” she answered; “and I think I’d rather not.
They’re not canny after all; and my master and me have
always been used to work, and we’ve sons, and daughters to
help us, and that’s better than meddling with the Fairies, to
my mind. No! no!” she added, laughing, “If we had
had one you’d have heard of it, whoever didn’t, for I should
have had some decent clothes made for him. I couldn’t
stand rags and old cloaks, messing and moth-catching in my
house.”
“They say it’s not lucky to give them clothes, though,”
said the Tailor; “they don’t like it.”
“Tell me!” said the dame, “as if any one that liked a
tidy room, wouldn’t like tidy clothes, if they could get them.
No! no! when we have one, you shall take his measure, I
promise you.”
And this was all the Tailor got out of her on the subject.
When his work was finished, the Farmer paid him at once;
and the good dame added half a cheese, and a bottle-green
coat.
“That has been laid by for being too small for the master
now he’s so stout,” she said; “but except for a stain or two
it’s good enough, and will cut up like new for one of the
lads.”
The Tailor thanked them, and said farewell, and went
home. Down the valley, where the river, wandering
between the green banks and the sandy rocks, was caught by
giant mosses, and bands of fairy fern, and there choked and
struggled, and at last barely escaped with an existence, and
ran away in a diminished stream. On up the purple hills to
the old ruined house. As he came in at the gate he was
struck by some idea of change, and looking again, he saw
that the garden had been weeded, and was comparatively
tidy. The truth is, that Tommy and Johnnie had taken advantage
of the Tailor’s absence to do some Brownie’s work
in the daytime.
“It’s that Blessed Brownie!” said the Tailor. “Has he
been as usual?” he asked, when he was in the house.
“To be sure,” said the old lady; “all has been well, Son
Thomas.”
“I’ll tell you what it is,” said the Tailor, after a pause.
“I’m a needy man, but I hope I’m not ungrateful. I can
never repay the Brownie for what he has done for me and
mine; but the mistress up yonder has given me a bottle-green
coat that will cut up as good as new; and as sure as
there’s a Brownie in this house, I’ll make him a suit of it.”
“You’ll what?” shrieked the old lady. “Son Thomas,
Son Thomas, you’re mad! Do what you please for the
Brownies, but never make them clothes.”
“There’s nothing they want more,” said the Tailor, “by
all accounts. They’re all in rags, as well they may be,
doing so much work.”
“If you make clothes for this Brownie, he’ll go for good,”
said the Grandmother, in a voice of awful warning.
“Well, I don’t know,” said her son. “The mistress up
at the farm is clever enough, I can tell you; and as she
said to me, fancy any one that likes a tidy room, not liking
a tidy coat!” For the Tailor, like most men, was apt to
think well of the wisdom of woman-kind in other houses.
“Well, well,” said the old lady, “go your own way. I’m
an old woman, and my time is not long. It doesn’t matter
much to me. But it was new clothes that drove the
Brownie out before, and Trout’s luck went with him.”
“I know, Mother,” said the Tailor, “and I’ve been thinking
of it all the way home; and I can tell you why it was.
Depend upon it, the clothes didn’t fit. But I’ll tell you what
I mean to do. I shall measure them by Tommy—they say
the Brownies are about his size—and if ever I turned out a
well-made coat and waistcoat, they shall be his.”
“Please yourself,” said the old lady, and she would say no
more.
“I think you’re quite right, Father,” said Tommy, “and
if I can, I’ll help you to make them.”
Next day the father and son set to work, and Tommy contrived
to make himself so useful, that the Tailor hardly
knew how he got through so much work.
“It’s not like the same thing,” he broke out at last, “to
have some one a bit helpful about you; both for the tailoring
and for company’s sake. I’ve not done such a pleasant
morning’s work since your poor mother died. I’ll tell you
what it is, Tommy,” he added, “if you were always like
this, I shouldn’t much care whether Brownie stayed or went.
I’d give up his help to have yours.”
“I’ll be back directly,” said Tommy, who burst out of the
room in search of his brother.
“I’ve come away,” he said squatting down, “because I
can’t bear it. I very nearly let it all out, and I shall soon.
I wish the things weren’t going to come to me,” he added,
kicking a stone in front of him. “I wish he’d measured you,
Johnnie.”
“I’m very glad he didn’t,” said Johnnie. “I wish he’d
kept them himself.”
“Bottle-green, with brass buttons,” murmured Tommy,
and therewith fell into a reverie.
The next night the suit was finished, and laid by the
bread and milk.
“We shall see,” said the old lady, in a withering tone.
There is not much real prophetic wisdom in this truism, but
it sounds very awful, and the Tailor went to bed somewhat
depressed.
Next morning the Brownies came down as usual.
“Don’t they look splendid?” said Tommy, feeling the
cloth. “When we’ve tidied the place I shall put them on.”
But long before the place was tidy, he could wait no longer,
and dressed up.
“Look at me!” he shouted; “bottle-green and brass
buttons! Oh, Johnnie, I wish you had some.”
“It’s a good thing there are two Brownies,” said Johnnie,
laughing, “and one of them in rags still. I shall do the
work this morning.” And he went flourishing round with a
broom, while Tommy jumped madly about in his new suit.
“Hurrah!” he shouted, “I feel just like the Brownie.
What was it Grannie said he sang when he got his clothes?
Oh, I know—
‘What have we here? Hemten hamten,
Here will I never more tread nor stampen.’ ”
And on he danced, regardless of the clouds of dust raised by
Johnnie, as he drove the broom indiscriminately over the
floor, to the tune of his own laughter.
It was laughter which roused the Tailor that morning,
laughter coming through the floor from the kitchen below.
He scrambled on his things and stole down stairs.
“It’s the Brownie,” he thought; “I must look, if it’s for
the last time.”
At the door he paused and listened. The laughter was
mixed with singing, and he heard the words—
“What have we here? Hemten hamten,
Here will I never more tread nor stampen.”
He pushed in, and this was the sight that met his eyes.
The kitchen in its primeval condition of chaos, the untidy
particulars of which were the less apparent, as everything
was more or less obscured by the clouds of dust, where Johnnie
reigned triumphant, like a witch with her broomstick;
and, to crown all, Tommy capering and singing in the
Brownie’s bottle-green suit, brass buttons and all.
“What’s this?” shouted the astonished Tailor, when he
could find breath to speak.
“It’s the Brownies,” sang the boys; and on they danced,
for they had worked themselves up into a state of excitement
from which it was not easy to settle down.
“Where is Brownie?” shouted the father.
“He’s here,” said Tommy; “we are the Brownies.”
“Can’t you stop that fooling?” cried the Tailor, angrily.
“This is past a joke. Where is the real Brownie, I say?”
“We are the only Brownies, really, father,” said Tommy,
coming to a full stop, and feeling strongly tempted to run
down from laughing to crying. “Ask the Old Owl. It’s
true, really.”
The Tailor saw the boy was in earnest, and passed his
hand over his forehead.
“I suppose I’m getting old,” he said; “I can’t see daylight
through this. If you are the Brownie, who has been
tidying the kitchen lately?”
“We have,” said they.
“But who found my measure?”
“I did,” said Johnnie.
“And who sorts your grandmother’s scraps?”
“We do,” said they.
“And who sets breakfast, and puts my things in order?”
“We do,” said they.
“But when do you do it?” asked the Tailor.
“Before you come down,” said they.
“But I always have to call you,” said the Tailor.
“We get back to bed again,” said the boys.
“But how was it you never did it before!” asked the
Tailor doubtfully.
“We were idle, we were idle,” said Tommy.
The Tailor’s voice rose to a pitch of desperation—
“But if you do the work,” he shouted, “Where is the
Brownie?”
“Here!” cried the boys, “and we are very sorry we
were Boggarts so long.”
With which the father and sons fell into each other’s arms
and fairly wept.
* * * * * *
It will be believed that to explain all this to the Grandmother
was not the work of a moment. She understood it
all at last, however, and the Tailor could not restrain a little
good-humored triumph on the subject. Before he went to
work he settled her down in the window with her knitting,
and kissed her.
“What do you think of it all, Mother?” he inquired.
“Bairns are a blessing,” said the old lady, tartly. “I told
you so.”
“That’s not the end, is it?” asked one of the boys in a
tone of dismay, for the Doctor had paused here.
“Yes it is,” said he.
“But couldn’t you make a little more end?” asked Deordie,
“to tell us what became of them all?”
“I don’t see what there is to tell,” said the Doctor.
“Why, there’s whether they ever saw the Old Owl again,
and whether Tommy and Johnnie went on being Brownies,”
said the children.
The Doctor laughed.
“Well, be quiet for five minutes,” he said.
“We’ll be as quiet as mice,” said the children.
And as quiet as mice they were. Very like mice, indeed.
Very like mice behind a wainscot at night, when you have
just thrown something to frighten them away. Death-like
stillness for a few seconds, and then all the rustling and
scuffling you please. So the children sat holding their
breath for a moment or two, and then shuffling feet and
smothered bursts of laughter testified to their impatience,
and to the difficulty of understanding the process of story-making
as displayed by the Doctor, who sat pulling his
beard, and staring at his boots, as he made up “a little
more end.”
“Well,” he said, sitting up suddenly, “the Brownies
went on with their work in spite of the bottle-green suit, and
Trout’s luck returned to the old house once more. Before
long Tommy began to work for the farmers, and Baby grew
up into a Brownie, and made (as girls are apt to make) the
best house-sprite of all. For, in the Brownie habits of self-denial,
thoughtfulness, consideration, and the art of little
kindnesses, boys are, I am afraid, as a general rule, somewhat
behindhand with their sisters. Whether this altogether
proceeds from constitutional deficiency on these points in the
masculine character, or is one result among many of the
code of by-laws which obtains in men’s moral education from
the cradle, is a question on which everybody has their own
opinion. For the present the young gentlemen may appropriate
whichever theory they prefer, and we will go back to
the story. The Tailor lived to see his boy-Brownies become
men, with all the cares of a prosperous farm on their hands,
and his girl-Brownie carry her fairy talents into another
home. For these Brownies—young ladies!—are much
desired as wives, whereas a man might as well marry an old
witch as a young Boggartess.”
“And about the Owl?” clamored the children, rather resentful
of the Doctor’s pausing to take breath.
“Of course,” he continued, “the Tailor heard the whole
story, and being both anxious to thank the Old Owl for her
friendly offices, and also rather curious to see and hear her,
he went with the boys one night at moon-rise to the shed by
the mere. It was earlier in the evening than when Tommy
went, for before daylight had vanished—and at the first
appearance of the moon, the impatient Tailor was at the
place. There they found the Owl, looking very solemn and
stately on the beam. She was sitting among the shadows
with her shoulders up, and she fixed her eyes so steadily on
the Tailor, that he felt quite overpowered. He made her a
civil bow, however, and said—
“I’m much obliged to you, Ma’am, for your good advice
to my Tommy.”
The Owl blinked sharply, as if she grudged shutting her
eyes for an instant, and then stared on, but not a word
spoke she.
“I don’t mean to intrude, Ma’am,” said the Tailor; “but
I was wishful to pay my respects and gratitude.”
Still the Owl gazed in determined silence.
“Don’t you remember me?” said Tommy pitifully. “I
did everything you told me. Won’t you even say good-bye?”
and he went up towards her.
The Owl’s eyes contracted, she shuddered a few tufts of
fluff into the shed, shook her wings, and shouting “Oohoo!”
at the top of her voice, flew out upon the moor. The Tailor
and his sons rushed out to watch her. They could see her
clearly against the green twilight sky, flapping rapidly away
with her round face to the pale moon. “Good-bye!” they
shouted as she disappeared; first the departing owl, then a
shadowy body with flapping sails, then two wings beating
the same measured time, then two moving lines still to the
old tune, then a stroke, a fancy, and then—the green sky
and the pale moon, but the Old Owl was gone.
“Did she never come back?” asked Tiny in subdued
tones, for the Doctor had paused again.
“No,” said he; “at least not to the shed by the mere.
Tommy saw many owls after this in the course of his life;
but as none of them would speak, and as most of them were
addicted to the unconventional customs of staring and winking,
he could not distinguish his friend, if she were among them.
And now I think that is all.”
“Is that the very very end?” asked Tiny.
“The very very end,” said the Doctor.
“I suppose there might be more and more ends,” speculated
Deordie—“about whether the Brownies had any children
when they grew into farmers, and whether the children
were Brownies, and whether they had other Brownies, and
so on and on.” And Deordie rocked himself among the
geraniums, in the luxurious imagination of an endless fairy
tale.
“You insatiable rascal!” said the Doctor. “Not another
word. Jump up, for I’m going to see you home. I have to
be off early to-morrow.”
“Where?” said Deordie.
“Never mind. I shall be away all day, and I want to be
at home in good time in the evening, for I mean to attack
that crop of groundsel between the sweet-pea hedges. You
know, no Brownies come to my homestead!”
And the Doctor’s mouth twitched a little till he fixed it
into a stiff smile.
The children tried hard to extract some more ends out of
him on the way to the Rectory; but he declined to pursue
the history of the Trout family through indefinite generations.
It was decided on all hands, however, that Tommy
Trout was evidently one and the same with Tommy Trout
who pulled the cat out of the well, because “it was just a
sort of thing for a Brownie to do, you know!” and that
Johnnie Green (who, of course, was not Johnnie Trout,)
was some unworthy village acquaintance, and “a thorough
Boggart.”
“Doctor!” said Tiny, as they stood by the garden-gate,
“how long do you think gentlemen’s pocket-handkerchiefs
take to wear out?”
“That, my dear Madam,” said the Doctor, “must depend,
like other terrestrial matters, upon circumstances; whether
the gentleman bought fine cambric, or coarse cotton with
pink portraits of the reigning Sovereign, to commence with;
whether he catches many colds, has his pocket picked, takes
snuff, or allows his washerwoman to use washing powders.
But why do you want to know?”
“I shan’t tell you that,” said Tiny, who was spoilt by the
Doctor, and consequently tyrannized in proportion; “but I
will tell you what I mean to do. I mean to tell Mother that
when Father wants any more pocket handkerchiefs hemmed,
she had better put them by the bath in the nursery, and perhaps
some Brownie will come and do them.”
“Kiss my fluffy face!” said the Doctor in sepulchral
tones.
“The owl is too high up,” said Tiny, tossing her head.
The Doctor lifted her four feet or so, obtained his kiss,
and set her down again.
“You’re not fluffy at all,” said she in a tone of the utmost
contempt; “you’re tickly and bristly. Puss is more fluffy,
and Father is scrubby and scratchy, because he shaves.”
“And which of the three styles do you prefer?” said the
Doctor.
“Not tickly and bristly,” said Tiny with firmness, and
she strutted up the walk for a pace or two, and then turned
round to laugh over her shoulder.
“Good-night!” shouted her victim, shaking his fist after
her.
The other children took a noisy farewell, and they all
raced into the house, to give joint versions of the fairy tale,
first to the parents in the drawing-room, and then to nurse
in the nursery.
The Doctor went home also, with his poodle at his heels,
but not by the way he came. He went out of his way,
which was odd; but then the Doctor was “a little odd,”
and moreover this was always the end of his evening walk.
Through the church-yard, where spreading cedars and stiff
yews rose from the velvet grass, and where among tombstones
and crosses of various devices lay one of older and
uglier date, by which he stayed. It was framed by a border
of the most brilliant flowers, and it would seem as if the
Doctor must have been the gardener, for he picked off some
dead ones, and put them absently in his pocket. Then he
looked round, as if to see that he was alone. Not a soul
was to be seen, and the moonlight and shadow lay quietly
side by side, as the dead do in their graves. The Doctor
stooped down and took off his hat.
“Good-night, Marcia,” he said, in a low quiet voice.
“Good-night, my darling!” The dog licked his hand, but
there was no voice to answer, nor any that regarded.
Poor foolish Doctor! Most foolish to speak to the departed
with his face earthwards. But we are weak mortals,
the best of us; and this man (one of the very best) raised
his head at last, and went home like a lonely owl with his
face to the moon and the sky.